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Mungus
Member
02-16-2012
| Saturday, December 29, 2012 - 1:50 pm 
True Grit with theme song Whos Yer Daddy by Toby Smith
Jeff Bridges awakes from a boozed up bender to find he's really son to John Wayne, and sets out to find his own true grit by reprising the roll of Rooster Cogburn in a way that only a reprobate, hard drinking, progeny can master.
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Sunday, December 30, 2012 - 9:46 am
Used Cars featuring the perfect song, Highway Star, by Deep Purple
Fast paced comedy gets needed musical treatment when the driver trainees race to find the biggest car stereo available! The winner gets a purple '79 Trans Am to enjoy as they bop along to heavy metal songs. Of course the party lasts merely 2 hours before they cause a thirty vehicle accident!
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Donnelaith
Member
05-26-2012
| Thursday, January 10, 2013 - 5:50 pm
Valentine featuring Metallica's Die, Die My Darling
Angel's David Boreanaz chops up Denise Richards and Katherine Heigl whilst headbanging to the heartstoppng, panic inducing death-metal of Metallica
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Friday, January 11, 2013 - 11:59 am
While You Were Sleeping, theme song Wake Up Little Susie, by the Everly Brothers
Teenagers fall asleep at a drive in movie (what a boring date) and wake up to see they're tied to a train track by a bored ticket clerk!
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Donnelaith
Member
05-26-2012
| Wednesday, January 16, 2013 - 5:27 pm
X-Men, theme song Wolverine Blues by Entombed
Wolverine travels to Sweden and is saddened by the fact that the heavy metal band Entombed has used his likeness in one of the crappiest metal songs ever put forth!
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Thursday, January 17, 2013 - 1:27 pm
You've Got Mail featuring the song Return To Sender, by Elvis Presley
It's a sappy romance carried on using email until jealousy enters the picture. Then there's nothing to do besides have the couple block each other!
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Mungus
Member
02-16-2012
| Saturday, January 19, 2013 - 5:02 pm
Zero Dark Thirty featuring TUSH by ZZ Top
S.E.A.L. Team 6 knows that to get their prey, they need need the laser focus that only ZZ Top can provide with some TUSH Huntin' Tunes...
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Mungus
Member
02-16-2012
| Saturday, January 26, 2013 - 10:18 pm
Great Job all! ~ NEW ABC Parody Starts!!
In honor of the cold & flu season; Name any Movie or TV Show ~ Adding a medical Twist to the title
All In The Family - Medicine Chest
Archies Gout Meds on top shelf, Edith keeps her Blood Pressure Meds in the middle & Gloria's antibiotics for Yeast Infections are on the bottom shelf ... Hilarity ensues when Meathead mixes them all up looking for aspirin!
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Monday, January 28, 2013 - 12:40 am
Bank Shot In The Hip
Crime caper goes awry when bumbling bank robbers get trapped in the vault with a teller who is coming down with the measles. None of them remembers who had it or who had a shot to prevent it!
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Donnelaith
Member
05-26-2012
| Tuesday, January 29, 2013 - 7:34 pm
Cold Case With the Sniffles
Detective Lilly Rush gets a new (old) case and can't solve it because she inadvertently wipes out her DNA evidence against the perp with her snotty tissues.
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Thursday, January 31, 2013 - 1:02 am
Doogie Howser, M.D. tries to be Up All Night
The stress of middle age causes Doogie to get hooked on amphetamines when he opens a radio hotline airing all night for depressed people!
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Mungus
Member
02-16-2012
| Saturday, February 09, 2013 - 9:33 pm
Empire of the Sun ~ Burn.
Japanese Beaches fill up with Sun burn patients as global warming sweeps the islands
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Monday, February 11, 2013 - 1:44 am
Formula 51 is the cure for 51 things.
Biggest diet aid has the side effect of erasing wrinkles and has 49 more uses!
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Mungus
Member
02-16-2012
| Friday, February 15, 2013 - 6:50 am
Gone In Sixty Seconds - 'aCHOO!
The length of time it takes your local pharmacy to run out of Cold Meds and antibiotics after the last Flu Epedemic
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Monday, February 18, 2013 - 12:34 am
Hotel For Dogs, for patients who have allergies.
Children whose parents have allergies to fur find an abandoned hotel where they can still see their beloved pet! A sympathetic veterinarian gives health care to the animals so the parents have no complaints. It turns out they were just allergic to smog and not dogs...
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Mungus
Member
02-16-2012
| Tuesday, February 19, 2013 - 10:14 pm
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka - for stealing my Wheelchair!
... Just as soon as I can hobble over there, your gonna need it more than I did!
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Saturday, February 23, 2013 - 8:05 am
Jack And The Beanstalk, with healing powers.
Who knew a beanstalk could be harvested into a spray to help asthma?
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Mungus
Member
02-16-2012
| Saturday, February 23, 2013 - 8:52 am
Killer Clowns From Outer Space - meet Alka Selzer
Poised to take over the WORLD! ... till they fall for the Alka Selzer traps that cause their noses to blow up because they never learned how to burp ...
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Donnelaith
Member
05-26-2012
| Saturday, February 23, 2013 - 5:35 pm
Little House on the Prairie of Weeds
Medical marijuana has become big business and the Ingalls are gonna cash in.
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Riviere
Member
09-09-2000
| Wednesday, February 27, 2013 - 4:39 am
Mary Poppins, arrested as a Bad Nanny
Her habit of giving children a spoonful of sugar to help their medicine go down made the police wonder why they developed tooth decay and were sick so much! Ms. Poppins confessed that her little charges demanded sugar at every meal so adding it to medicine seemed okay...
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