Archive through January 24, 2001

The ClubHouse: The Game II - Discussions: Game II Discussions: TuKuuL's Tabloid Trash: Archive through January 24, 2001

Tukuul

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:50 am Click here to edit this post

Riot Breaks Out In Game II Area!! Spamgirl Saves The Day!!!

In the midst of the seclusion and discussion, it was bound to happen sooner or later during one of the internet's most popular online reality shows. This time it was sooner than later. Just days into Game II and following a mass disagreement on laundry care, Azriel, Elitist, Merlin, MissLibra, GuruChaz, Juju2bigdog, Ocean Islands and Newamush were at each other's throats! Only one individual was calm enough to mediate the outbreak of insanity, Spamgirl. Yes, Spamgirl, with her calm sensibilities and non-paranoid nature. Spamgirl, the corporate diva with all the answers, the siren of the city (downtown probably) managed to negotiate the group into a sedated, blissful state with her balanced reasoning skills. After serving up snacks of cheese and wine (and a few sessions of Tai Chi), everyone had one big group hug with Spamgirl in the middle. Everyone's ego had been healed as a result of her uncanny verboseness and emotional stability. Our camera crew was fortunate enough to be invited to this discussion.

As the hugs continue, our camera fades out reavealing a lone box of TIDE on the boardroom table.

"Things always come cleaner with TIDE."

Wink

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:00 am Click here to edit this post

In the immortal words of GuGu doll you roh!!

Norwican

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:15 am Click here to edit this post

Great job Tukuul!

Maddie

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 12:12 pm Click here to edit this post

Love these Tabloids. Nice work Tukuul! :o)

Twiggyish

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 01:25 pm Click here to edit this post

hahahahahahahaha

Willi

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 05:35 pm Click here to edit this post

Great job. :)

Tukuul

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 10:17 am Click here to edit this post

* Note: The editor is taking a break for possibly a day or two. Will be back ASAP.

Tukuul

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 06:51 pm Click here to edit this post

Sexist Narcs Snarks Barks


In the midst of what is being hailed as Game II, it was only a matter of time before outside onlookers started an ugly brawl. An unnamed messageboard member posed a hypothetical situation asking members to pretend they were one of the guests in Game II. The question was, "If you were a player in Game II, who would be your biggest rival?"

Shocking the community, one of the most well respected and vocal female members of the TVCH and a participant in Game-I spouted, "I don't see anyone as a rival."

While responding to the same question, one of the most level-headed and even tempered male members of the TVCH and also a participant in Game-I had this to say, "A Female player as a rival? Now that I think about it, I have never considered them as rivals."

With that, the upset, mystic female responded, "I want to be sure I am not misunderstanding what you are saying. You don't consider female players to be rivals, or threats?"

This then perpetuated an ugly debate in which the equally upset,technic male responded, "I realize that a female has a chance to win, but it just comes natural that my competition per se is from the other males."

That was the straw that broke the camel's back. Tempers flaired and "wedgies" and "wet willies" were given until our onlooking camera crew decided the situation was getting too ugly and was forced to help mediate a resolution. However, not until we were able to capture adaquate footage to meet our daily broadcast requirement.

Lancecrossfire

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 07:03 pm Click here to edit this post

Tuk, I looked back and didn't see where I said females aren't rivals. If it's humor you attempted, I admit being a bit skewed away from seeing humor right now. If I did say that, it isn't a correct set of words for how I feel. I thought I indicated that in the game, gender isn't an issue for winning--that both are just as capable of winning.

Tukuul

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 07:16 pm Click here to edit this post

Lance, the quotes were taken from Merlin's RR chat. Relax man. It's tabloid.

Luckygal

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 07:18 pm Click here to edit this post

Lance, he's referring to Merlin. What Merlin said in his Red Room.

Now that I've re-read it (the Red Room) and seen Merlin in chat logs, I think =I= misread it myself!

Nancy091158

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 07:20 pm Click here to edit this post

tuk's tabloid stated both participants were in game 1 so i can see where lance got that idea ;-)

Lancecrossfire

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 07:30 pm Click here to edit this post

No problem Tuk, just wanted to be sure. I don't want to make the same mistake twice in one day. The consequences are not acceptable, so I figured I'd ask. A little flustered right now--please bear with me on that.

Maddie

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 07:49 pm Click here to edit this post

Thanks Tukuul! Your tabloid put it in perspective with humor.

Lance you were not the only one got a little flustered. I think some of us got carried away and I for one am over it and laugh at myself for getting too serious about a couple comments! :o)

Twiggyish

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 08:39 am Click here to edit this post

lol Tuk!

Willi

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 10:26 am Click here to edit this post

Why did I shorten my nick to Willi????!

WWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaaaah.

Now I'm a wet willi :(

The longest board name doesn't seem as bad anymore...This "wet willi/willi nilly" is out of hand!

On the flip side...A "wet Willi" might be an ok? thing...I mean, I'm willing to try almost anything once...

Thanks Too Cool For Words.

Tukuul

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 06:25 pm Click here to edit this post

LOL! No prob, Willi Nilli.

Kearie

Monday, January 22, 2001 - 06:37 pm Click here to edit this post

or could it be Willi va Nilli? :)

Willi

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 06:04 am Click here to edit this post

lol

Willi

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 06:11 am Click here to edit this post

Willi seems kinda silli

The day she changed her name she took a pilli

Turned her into quite a dilli

Spilled her guts all over the board billi

Now she lurks again kinda like a willi nilli.

(I wont quit my day job) :)

Bamagirl

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 06:17 am Click here to edit this post

ROTFL...to funny!!!

Tukuul

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 11:00 am Click here to edit this post

Girl, You Know It's True !!!


In other outside news, the Reality Awards was invaded by Willi Vanilli and her entourage consisting of Kearie, Bamagirl, and few more who were causing havoc in our pressroom during coverage of the event. Apparrantly, after a short outburst, Willi and her crew kicked over several cameras causing thousands of dollars of damage and shouted obscenities at our production crew.

Although they had just won an award for Best Supporting Fans During A Reality Show, we were forced to take the award away when it was proven that all their previous positive support had been prerecorded and dubbed. More news later...

Willi

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 11:15 am Click here to edit this post

ROFL :)

Willi

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 11:18 am Click here to edit this post

Did ya hear me screaming...


"This one's for you Guru!"

:)

Bamagirl

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 08:02 am Click here to edit this post

ROTFL to funny Tuk...Keep them coming!!! :o)