Archive through January 23, 2001

The ClubHouse: The Game II - Mysterious Puzzler: The Virtual House: The Chapel: Archive through January 23, 2001

Elitist

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 08:13 am Click here to edit this post

<lays mat on floor and assumes the Lotus position>

Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor
Nnnnng Iam Bor

Misslibra

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:37 pm Click here to edit this post

Hmmmm ... Elitist is meditating lets see if it helps. If it does I think I might try it myself.

Guruchaz

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:50 pm Click here to edit this post

Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg

Meecaleccahi mecca hiney ho

Juju2bigdog

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:06 pm Click here to edit this post

Merlin, translator needed here.

Ohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Ocean_Islands

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:16 pm Click here to edit this post

Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmyyyyyyy ggggggggggoooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooo ooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggguuuuuu uuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee iiiiiidddddddiiiiiiiiooooottts!

Guruchaz

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:20 pm Click here to edit this post

<pops in, sweating from an unusual dayfilled mad dash, and prays for his idiocy and pops out>

Elitist

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:33 am Click here to edit this post

<lays mat on floor and assumes the Lotus position>

Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam
Owah tagu siam

Elitist

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:44 am Click here to edit this post

Today's Sermon

Has anyone noticed how this game is like a religious experience? Here we are, isolated from the universe and from each other. We know that there are superior beings out there somewhere that are watching us and that hold our fate in their hands. They discuss us, they dissect us, they chew us up and spit us out like the insects that we are.

How do we know this? Because we have signs in the sky that appear telling us of the wonders above. They show us that the gods know our names, and that they care about us. And we get yellow rocks from the skies that bear messages about what we should do and not do. And when we speak in groups, we can see their names written in the clouds.

And most wonderous of all we have our personal goddesses - Hostess1, Hostess2, and the Gator, Holy Trinity that they are. And they talk to us. And reassure us. And admonish us. And question us. And play games with us. And reward us. And sometimes they even let their brothers and sisters speak to us.

And why are we here? For the purification of our souls. For he who shall be true to himself shall rise in the end to the ultimate reward, while others shall be cast out and be the lowest of the low of the gods outside.

So brothers and sisters, let us take the yoke that has been placed upon our shoulders, and please the gods that we may someday rise to be with them as equals, not servants.

Shall we pray?

Azriel

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:05 am Click here to edit this post

Amen, Brother Elite!

:)

Guruchaz

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:35 am Click here to edit this post

<Astonishly prays to Brother E's sermon and then wipes the yolk off his shoulder>

Elitist

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:40 am Click here to edit this post

Damn thee Brother Guruchaz for nodding off during my sermon and thinking I said yolk. Hie thee to the hot tub and stay there for three rinse cycles and one back rub from Brother Newamush.

Guruchaz

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:12 am Click here to edit this post

I heard thee, Brother E. (or is that Father E now?)

Elitist

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 11:41 am Click here to edit this post

I am working on Pope E.

You know - the sailor.

Guruchaz

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 12:07 pm Click here to edit this post

uh huh huh You roh!

Juju2bigdog

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 12:14 pm Click here to edit this post

Harry, Harry Poobah. Harry Harry poobah.
harry, harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
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harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah
harry harry poobah harry harry poobah

Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.

Elitist

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:02 am Click here to edit this post

Holy Lady of Digits, hear my pleas

Forgive me of my sin of impatience, of pushiness, of strategy, of speaking of things personal.

Holy Nos, at the right hand of the Lady

Forgive me for screwing up, for letting you down, and for not eating my oranges.

Holy Gator, The Hand of God

Forgive me for my long red room sessions, my multiple sessions, and the rambling.

Bless me sweet Trinity.

Amen

Juju2bigdog

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:56 am Click here to edit this post

Keep working on it, elit. You are getting there. good thing this ain't Sunday.

Ohhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Elitist

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:18 pm Click here to edit this post

Please attend Sunday Services


Opening remarks - "Yesterday" - Guruchaz

Duet - "I've Got You Babe" - Ocean and Spam

Solo - "Mama Told Me Not To Come" - Joni

Prayer - "Oops I Did It Again" - MissLibra

Solo - "I Am The Walrus" - Merlin

Sermon - "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" - Elitist

Invitation - "Happiness Is A Warm Gun" - Juju

Closing Song - "I've Got A Brand New Pair of Roller Skates" - Newamush

Closing Prayer - "Is That All There Is?" - Azriel

Juju2bigdog

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:38 pm Click here to edit this post

Ding ding ding, give that man a kewpie doll. extremely cute, elitist.

Joni

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:25 pm Click here to edit this post

:::Practicing solo:: Ah this is a lovely chapel to sing in. The acustics are wonderful. La la la la la la la la la..hummm::forgot words:::

Newamush

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:32 pm Click here to edit this post

I will definitely attend that service, Elite. But I don't think you've ever seen me on roller skates. Not pretty.

Misslibra

Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 10:42 pm Click here to edit this post

Elitist what a nice sermon. I hope I'm here to attend next Sunday's.

Elitist

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 08:51 am Click here to edit this post

Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev
Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev

Joni

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 08:20 pm Click here to edit this post

:::Kneels down and says a little prayer::

I hope that all of you have a great time in here and remember that I will be watching so no badmouthing me when I am out

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 08:23 pm Click here to edit this post

Nobody is going to bad mouth you, Joni.

Joni, we barely knew you. (except spam) Go in peace.

amen.