ErotiScopes

The ClubHouse: The Game II - Mysterious Puzzler: Discussions/Challenges: ErotiScopes

Misslibra

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 05:13 am Click here to edit this post

I liked Moon's Star thread on the outside. So I thought I would put a slight twist on ours in here, by giving out our ErotiScopes. Here are our ErotiScopes for this week. And no booing, and hissing please !


ErotiScopes for the week of
January 22


ARIES (Mar. 21 - Apr. 20):

As the planets change direction, you'll find you want to change your direction, too. It's time to take a little leap of faith and trust that the process works. You have an opportunity to make a new contact, to open a doorway into a new situation. This might be a new lover, or a chance to breathe new life into an existing relationship.

In either case, the time to act is now. You're feeling a decidedly kinky spin at present. The best course of action would be to take this spin and use it. Make that suggestion. You can do it -- and succeed.


TAURUS (Apr. 21 - May 20):

We usually associate the planet Saturn with work and difficult matters. In fact, some consider Saturn a veritable taskmaster. But there's a different hint within this week's little change in direction. Underneath that stern librarian outfit lurks a sex goddess -- or god -- wearing nothing but an alluring teddy.

Get the idea? Underneath the constraints of the workaday world lies a sexual dynamo just waiting for the right opportunity to be unleashed. The action of the planets turns up with just such an opportunity. When a chance to show your stuff comes, don't hesitate to act.


GEMINI (May 21 - June 21):

Move, move, and move. Jupiter is going direct. This action will open any number of new possibilities. Be ready to jump on those new opportunities and ride them all the way to their inevitable conclusion.

A sense of adventure begins to pervade your being as the week unfurls. This is like watching your lover slowly remove each article of clothing. While your Gemini self might be ready at the drop of the hat, patience is important. Play out the suspense as much as you can possibly stand before you pounce.


CANCER (June 22 - July 22):

Most Cancer individuals detest having much tension in their lives. However you can utilize the tension present right now to help you make certain activities a lot more exciting.

Try to be a little more daring and adventuresome. Yes, there's a chance, and it looks like an outside chance. You're willing to bet on the long odds that this one will hit pay dirt, however. Be willing to gamble a little.

Now that the lucky star, Jupiter, moves toward you, there's a good chance that your wild gamble will pay off. Take advantage of that tension. Use it to help you win what you want. You know that the tension is there. Use it to torture your lover with anticipation.


LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22):

Sex is sometimes very romantic. At other times, like right now, the idea of sex is good, but all the romantic trappings just seem to get in the way. Instead of letting it upset you or letting romantic visions turn to sordid thoughts, keep yourself on one level. Think about the important part of the romantic notions. What are you ultimately after?

In times like this, given the boost from the planets, the physical act of love is a lot more satisfying than any other kind of activity that one associates with romance. With winter weather still around, an overcoat is a good idea. You don't necessarily need to wear anything else underneath it.


VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Sept. 22):

Somebody gave you a jump-start. If you can't figure out where this came from, just look to the heavens. In the evening sky sparkle Saturn and Jupiter, less than ten astrological degrees apart from each other. Those two actors are responsible for this heavenly goose.

Take the energy and run with it. Send your lover -- or love interest -- a note, a card, a fax, or an email. Send something, maybe more than one something, just to help get this jump-start rolling. All it takes is a little communication from you to get things moving in the right direction. You're wild right now. Put that energy to good use in promising places -- like the bedroom.


LIBRA (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23):

Last week, the idea was getting out of the house. Currently, you experience the reverse. The idea now is to stay home. Promising activities can be as simple as rearranging some of the furniture. You might move a couch to a more hospitable location. You might straighten up the bedroom area a little to make it more inviting.

The root of the idea here comes from the time worn philosophies espoused by feng shui practitioners everywhere. This age-old branch of mysticism offers some sound advice: If you take a little extra time to clean up some of the clutter, you'll get to make room for more clutter -- like your lover's clothes on your bedroom floor.


SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22):

Mars is fast approaching a date with destiny, and so is Scorpio. Although Mars is bearing down on you and forcing activities when you'd rather rest, do try and pause, if only for a moment. In that moment of solitude, consider some of your options.

There's always a primary plan, and then there's usually a contingency plan. What's yours? Did you forget about contingency planning? In that quiet moment, review some of the options you have. Look for an opening where you didn't see one before.

This is important, because you have a chance to make something work with a particular person who seemed unlikely. It will work, but you have to have a backup plan. Take a moment to let that other person know your thinking. Enjoy the results of your effort. Nothing seems to beat that second possibility.


SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23 - Dec. 21):

The next seven days see a significant change for you. Your ruling planet, Jupiter, changes direction. This change occurs in the sign that is opposite Sagittarius, which is Gemini.

This illuminates a chance encounter, a seemingly random act. It's not unlike an avalanche that starts with the smallest of disturbances. Rather than being an omen fraught with peril, the cascading motion of this single encounter sweeps you up in a new flood of feelings.

Excitement is in the air. This electrifying energy will flow if you let it. Embrace Jupiter's good moves -- maybe even match it with a few of your own -- and take advantage of the chance that the universe offers you now.


CAPRICORN (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20):

The shift in direction for Saturn translates into good momentum for you. Add to this momentum the feeling that the fine hand of fate is playing a loose game with your heart. Recall that Saturn is in a compatible earth sign, Taurus.

Several possibilities appear on the radar screen of your Capricorn heart. Which one do you want to select as your target? Which person are you most likely to lavish your affections on, especially this week?

Choose carefully, and then go to it. Your ruling planet gives you the extra drive to get exactly what you want. All you have to do is pursue that goal -- relentlessly. The Capricorn physical stamina pays off well by the time the weekend arrives.


AQUARIUS (Jan. 21 - Feb. 18):

As the planets return to direct motion, romance is the key. Just about anything that is traditionally romantic is effective. As an Aquarius, you might not like the idea of a traditional romantic setting. There is, however, still something to say for a plain, straight-ahead romantic setting.

Candles are good, as is a special perfume. Soft music is a plus, as well -- something with an abundance of soft strains but precious few lyrics to think about. Set the mood and the tone. See if you can achieve the right atmosphere. It's a break from your normal way of acting -- and this little change will serve you well in your chase.


PISCES (Feb. 19 - Mar. 20):

There are certainly changes brewing on the Pisces stovetop. This is a good time to look at what you need to change in order to achieve that much-sought-after improvement in your dating life.

If you're in a relationship, remind your beloved that you need to have a real date every once in a while -- like more often than you have been. And if you are still in search of that special person, then do something to ensnare a likely suspect: Add a little mystery to your own life.

The two planets indicate that some changes are afoot with your personal Pisces space. The best way to see if anything has changed is to get out. A real date, maybe even to a restaurant nice enough to have white linen tablecloths, is important. One way or another, move that notion clear to the top of this week's agenda.

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 06:24 am Click here to edit this post

MissLibra, I can see that New's latest prize of the Moon Memoirs has inspired you. You go, girl!

MissLibra for sex goddess of the world

Newamush

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 06:57 am Click here to edit this post

They left a part out of MissLibra's

"Your sudden burst at being chatty,
Will drive the BG's posting batty."

Oh, it didn't have to rhyme, did it?

Spamgirl

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 06:59 am Click here to edit this post

ROFL NEW

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 07:22 am Click here to edit this post

Oh, New, you are so damn funny. Please don't leave the house. If you go tonight, I am walking with you. Screw it. Okay, I probably won't walk, but we're going to lose a lot if you leave. Ocean could do it too and probably Merlin, but they are too busy.

MissLibra, don't take this personal, remarks are about New, not you. But you are a bit frenzied this morning. LOL

Ocean_Islands

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 04:41 pm Click here to edit this post

Hmmm, I think I like these. Where are they from.

Misslibra

Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 09:03 pm Click here to edit this post

Hi Ocean, I'm happy you like them. I found them at Astronet's ErotiScopes.

Misslibra

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 02:48 am Click here to edit this post

JuJu said ... MissLibra, don't take this personal, remarks are about New, not you. But you are a bit frenzied this morning. LOL


JuJu, LOL I was asking somebody to stop me, but you all were a sleep. I was on a roll, and didn't want to stop ... BTW I have more !

Juju2bigdog

Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 06:14 am Click here to edit this post

<groans and scratches tail, sends MissLibra a Rude Mountain greeting card>