Archive through February 07, 2001

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Tukuul

Monday, January 29, 2001 - 11:01 pm Click here to edit this post

How Many Lickings Does It Take To Get To The Bottom Of An Unsavory Food Product?!


Today, our undercover cameramen went behind the scenes of Game 2 to capture a new chemistry challenge in progress. What was so fascinating about this? The secret could unravel a mystery that many people worldwide have always wanted to know. We're here to bring you the first look.

As we peek in, we see the leader of the experiment and Game II player, Elitist, carefully studying the compound in question. As a top ranking chemist qualified in analyzing molecular order (and bipolar disorders, it seems) of various unstable masses, the rest of the participants deemed him the most qualified to takeover the experiment.

Little did anyone know that our outside forces were at work secretly copying the compound's documented progress. With the help of our specially trained espionage team, we were able to duplicate the scientific log files for our own briefing while the guests slumbered.

Then, we hired our own team of highly qualified chemists and what we found was astonishing! Something important had been overlooked! Any type of prolonged human contact with the compound would cause a negative stability factor eventually resulting in a violent and messy explosion.

Of course, we now knew the true nature of the compound but trying to get the word inside without being detected would be our own personal challenge. Instead of shocking the guests by telling them our discovery, we came up with a less alarming course of action.

Again, our trained professionals creeped inside the highly monitored environment and secretly swiped the unstable compound, replacing it with an identical and more stable mass: ALPO.

Preferred by 4 out of 5 barking puzzle solvers.

Bamagirl

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 06:57 am Click here to edit this post

LOL Alpo...great one Tuk :)

Issue 3 on the stands too!!!

http://www.geocities.com/merlinfan2001/tuktab3.jpg

Ducky

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 07:40 am Click here to edit this post

LOL... Oh so funny! And then when I spoted the duck in the crowd I thought I would burst. Bama you are the greatest. I encourage all Lurkers to come out and at least make one post you may make the tabloid's to. Come on I know your fingers are itching to type on those key boards.

Twiggyish

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 07:53 am Click here to edit this post

Wow, both well done! Excellent reporting Tuk and Great graphics Bama!

Digilady

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 08:20 am Click here to edit this post

Tuk:

That was so wonderfully funny that I used it as Elitist's prize for winning a puzzle the other day!

Hope you don't mind. Bet Elit gets a real kick from it.

Bamagirl

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 08:24 am Click here to edit this post

ROTFL Ducky...glad you liked it!!!

Happy Birthday Twiggy :)

Tukuul

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 08:36 am Click here to edit this post

Thanks all. That was a late nighter and wasn't sure how that would be viewed.

I really do hope that molecular compound will become more stable in the future.


Oh, and Happy Birthday Twiggy!!

Twiggyish

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 09:10 am Click here to edit this post

Thank you Bama..(you were suppose to keep it secret..lol)
Thank you Tuk!

Moondance

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 10:02 am Click here to edit this post

OMG Tuk...too funny!!!!!

Hats off!

And Bama... what can I say...Great cover AGAIN!

Hats off to you too!

Wink

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 10:02 am Click here to edit this post

Tuk you are a master of double entendres and Bamagirl you put a smile on everyone's faces. Congrats to you both once again.

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 10:13 am Click here to edit this post

These 2 efforts are great! Tuk, wonderful writing on this! Bama, another cover to keep.

We don't have as many people posting as there were in Game I, although I belive we have the heart of all of them.

Willi

Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 03:19 pm Click here to edit this post

Awesome job you two!

:)

Tukuul

Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 09:56 pm Click here to edit this post

Today's summary: Challenge, chat, and that is that.

Film at 11.

Lancecrossfire

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 12:01 am Click here to edit this post

It was all done in those two areas Tuk. Good call. Although I enjoyed the RRs, although they are on our side.

Dilligaf

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 08:53 pm Click here to edit this post

Tuk, I sure wish you'd come to the chat rooms, you could add a lot to the conversations!! Miss ya...

Tukuul

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 11:49 pm Click here to edit this post

I pop in and out Dilli. Unfortunately, I'm sometimes behind a firewall and can't get into IRC. The chat logs are great though!


By the way, searching for more plot. I feel another tabloid soon...maybe by this weekend!

Twiggyish

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 06:05 am Click here to edit this post

That's ok, we know it will be good when you do post it.

Misslibra

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:16 pm Click here to edit this post

Tukuul, I have enjoyed reading your Tabloid Trash. You did a marvelous job darling.

Lalavoom

Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 02:13 am Click here to edit this post

Tukuul is too cool!
Kinda wish this one was in the game.
hehehe
(I guess he was in the other game)
Never watched that one though.
He must have been MARVELOUS!!
Sorry i missed that one!
Tukuul holds my interest outside the game, just as Guru holds my interest inside the game.
Wouldn't it be fun to play these two against each other?

Tukuul

Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 08:17 am Click here to edit this post

LOL! It would be a hoot.

Thanks MissLibra and Lalavoom! This has certainly been a lot of fun.

Tukuul

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 04:34 pm Click here to edit this post

Four Big Brother USA Personalities Go Bonkers! Players Kidnapped!


Yesterday, as the last remaining members of Game II were in the middle of sharing a morning breakfast, they were startled by an unexpected security breach! Four members of the original Big Brother cast somehow evaded the tight security surrounding the game area and broke in, taking the players hostage. Why they were doing this was anybody's guess. Could it be they were tired of others stealing their thunder? Could they be tiring of all the mockery?

Eddie McGee, 21, quickly chloroformed Merlin from a distance with a special gas emitting crutch attachment. At that same moment, Jean Jordan, 26, knocked out Azriel with a long rubber fleshy looking thing. Josh Souza, 25, suffocated Elitist until he blacked out with a barf bag and George Boswell, 42, quickly hypnotized GuruChaz making him think he was a rooster. All four were then bound and gagged and dragged to the storage room where the perpetrators proceeded to spray paint the camera lens and lock the players inside.

The viewing public was startled when they found out their favorite online reality show had been compromised. Mayhem ran amuck all throughout the day. Jordan began trashing the hot tub and shouting obscenities at the cameras. Eddie slept most of the day and awoke just in time for yesterday's live show. He and George hammed it up. Josh, aka Sloshie, began to steal all of Merlin's beer out of the fridge and guzzle it down uncontrollably. Needless to say, he left his "mark" all throughout the house (Ick). George began to spread his infinite wisdom, which wasn't really caught until the last minute since much of it was similar to the real GuruChaz.

Fortunately, our camera crew was able to catch all the details of this occurrance from start to finish. Even the operators of the game are unaware that our own secret hidden cameras are spread throughout the house. After fooling the hosts and audience most of the day, we felt it was time to break this case wide open! Our hired professionals managed to sneak in and release the players that were held prisoner.

Immediately after the live show, as the imposters were leaving the comfort of their interview seats, the angry players rushed onto the set to give them a dose of their own medicine. Merlin managed to crack a beer bottle open on Eddie's head, knocking him out, and poured what was left on his face. You could almost see the smile...on Eddie's face, that is. Azriel whapped Jordan upside her head with the long rubber fleshy looking thing she had dropped inside the house. It definitely left a well-defined mark. Elitist grabbed a nearby set of bagpipes and began to do a jig on Sloshie's face with it until he passed out. GuruChaz stormed in with a determined look on his face and managed to get the Chickenman's autograph. Oh, the horror!

Yes, our timing once again had been perfect. Had we exposed this story from the beginning, when we originally detected it, we wouldn't have been able to use it as a booster for ratings week. God bless the media and God bless online reality shows!

Moondance

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 04:42 pm Click here to edit this post

LOL

It was a scary day yesterday!... glad you got the scoop!

Tukuul

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 06:41 pm Click here to edit this post

Yes, and it was kiiinda exciting!

LOL!

Twiggyish

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 06:57 pm Click here to edit this post

Great read!

Digilady

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 10:15 pm Click here to edit this post

ROFLMAO!

Tuk, excellent as always!!!