Merlin and Juju's Secret Room
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Merlin and Juju's Secret Room
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:32 am  Boy, you are really going for it, Merlin. (apologize for being gone so long; had to reinstall Netzero, BUT, if any Netzero folks are reading this, just want to say I am extrememly grateful to them, because it is still the ONLY ISP free, or pay, that works at my location) Okay, now, Merlin, here is a little secret for you that is probably not well known, that I discovered in my experimental youth. Men with shorter legs make better lovers. Ahem, has to do with angles and leverage. Of course, I mostly just dated tall men, so it took some due diligence to discover this rule of physics. We could ask Elitist to explain and diagram it, but being a larger type, he is probably in denial. besides, he probably wouldn't make it past the flame throwers. You probably forgot what the other question was by now. LOL |
Elitist | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:37 am  <braving the flame throwers and mines> You are right, it is all geometry Ju. Shorter men are better at simpler geometric shapes, while taller men are better at more complex shapes, if you know what I mean. <dodges under flames, does a double flip over a mine and out the door> |
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 03:23 pm  That is a facile, Euclidean posit, Elitist. I would have to do more study on your research module to lend it any credence. <Juju2bigdog rigs up vats of boiling oil and installs laser beams>
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Misslibra | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:33 pm  Merlin and JuJu's secret room ... mahahahahaha ... who are you two kidding. There will be no secrets around here !  |
Juju2bigdog | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:54 am  Merlin, I was wondering why you are always so silent in chat. The couple chats I attended before the game, you were always in there silent as the Sphinx. I see you answered that in the hot tub last night. Because you can't read, absorb, and type at the same time. Makes sense. also explains why, when you do reply, it is usually so much more sensible than what the rest of us have been saying. It is getting pretty weird in here, don't you think? Most of us are exhausted, but it is just day one for Joni. There are so many threads, you don't know which ones to read, or what you might be missing if you don't read them all. |
Merlin | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 06:18 pm  It is a little weird in here, but I sense that things are transforming very rapidly now. I suspect the next two to three days are going to very different, but in a good way. There is no way I could pass up not reading all of the threads. I have found that missing just one or two posts can send me in the wrong direction as to what is going on inside here with the other players. Yes, as far as my presence in a chat room goes, I did not realize that my lack of posting was a problem, until someone told me that I was "standoffish". When they explained it to me, it made perfect sense how someone would have that perception of me. So I have tried to throw the LOL's and YEP's in there so I don't give out the "standoffish" persona, but if there are a lot of people in the chat, I can't even keep up with that. |
Juju2bigdog | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 06:29 pm  Yes, a couple little LOL's can go a long way. Missed you today. I guess you can't have too many rainy days. good for Game II, bad for business. Sunny and real cold here today with very strong winds. I was in chat for a little while by myself this afternoon (looking to see you and New, of course). that was pretty strange, considering there were about seven spectators. I chatted at them for a little while and then elitist came in, and we chatted for a while. I had not asked, but somehow made a presumption that you are divorced. Is that so? |
Juju2bigdog | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 05:22 pm  Hi Merlin, too bad you had to go to work today. some kind of fun conversations in living room. Elite did a cute thing in the chapel. And we all got web pages. Yours is really cool. I think somebody might be sucking up to you, but I am not jealous. |
Merlin | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:03 pm  okay, let me try catching up. Your presumption is correct. I have been divorced for 10 years. I was in a live-in relationship for the last 8 of those. That relationship parted ways about a 18 months ago. She is one of the best women I have known, but we had some issues that I didn't see being able to transform. Yes, I read Elitist's prayer to the higher powers in the chapel. He is undoubtedly creative. Someone sucking up? LOL. THAT person doesn't know whether to choke me or love me. |
Juju2bigdog | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:14 pm  Merlin, I went and looked at some more stuff and see that your flashy website is left over from before, when you were still loved and before you needed choking. LOL |
Guruchaz | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 03:49 pm  bump
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Juju2bigdog | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:44 pm  Thanks, Gu. Merlin quit coming here, so the place is getting kind of cobwebby. I think MissLibra's got him all cranked up with that hour long sex stuff. Poor man can't even walk straight much less think.
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Merlin | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:47 pm  So let's dust the cobwebs off. Where have YOU been? |
Guruchaz | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:51 pm  Merlin is great to talk to. Of course all this is out here for everyone to see, but I've learned some things from the conversations between you, AZ, and Merlin. I sometimes debate on whether to make a post or just hold off until the next day so I don't disturb the conversation. Everyone made a big deal about the sign thing and I've had some fun with it in chat, so if you're reading this Merlin I hope you haven't been offended.  |
Azriel | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:55 pm  Guru, you can jump into mine and Merlin's conversations anytime. You will only add to it, not disturb it. |
Merlin | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:55 pm  Guru, I don't see anyone who is on the board and comes into a conversation as interrupting it. I think I did notice you posting shortly after Az and I left last night and I wondered why you didn't come and join. I'm not clear on what you are referring to about the sign? |
Guruchaz | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:58 pm  Ok, Merlin. I'll note that and try to stick around more often. Oh, I thought the conversation about the flirting signs was kinda funny. No matter. |
Merlin | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 05:00 pm  come to the living room guru |
Guruchaz | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 05:00 pm  no sooner said than done |
Juju2bigdog | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 10:36 pm  Okay, you #GrassyKnoll folks, be advised this is the secret rendezvous for our group. The Braindrain team will never suspect to look for us here. Well, actually, we could meet anywhere, but this is as good a place as any, and fairly easy to find in the house. MissLibra, are you okay with doing the topic? My take last night (and I spent 25 years reading people - Gu, what number flame warrior is that?) was that you are probably okay with it, and perhaps even more than ready? But, my oh-so-sensitive team members wanted to make sure. (MsL, ain't that a hoot? Merlin, the horndong, oops, meant to say horndog, but that is cuter, and Guruchaz, the ultimate jackass, want me, the ultimate horse's-ass, to make sure you are okay venting your spleen). And, MsL, you know what I say, you go girl! Let 'em have it with both barrels.
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Guruchaz | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 10:53 pm  <a lightbulb flashes on above Gu's head> Ok. The Cave. Gotcha. <bulb burns out> |
Merlin | Monday, January 29, 2001 - 06:36 am  Juju, you left too early last night. Ducky did make an appearance in chat. Ducky even got to speak to us. It seems that Ducky is a lurker from as far back as game 1 and Lance has pulled Ducky out of lurkdom by engaging her in chat. Ducky got to ask us some questions about the game. For someone who hesitated at first, Ducky did very well. I felt like we had been on The Early Show by the time Ducky finished. We also found out that Ducky has cold hands. Thought you might want to know just in case you still run off with ducky. There was something very familiar in ducky's voice but the familiarity is attached to another name. Maybe I am just hearing voices and need to see a specialist. Maybe Adven can make a house call. |
Juju2bigdog | Monday, January 29, 2001 - 12:35 pm  Sheesh, Merlin, why is it that everything happens the minute after I leave? Did Ducky ask about me at all? How does Ducky feel about being a part, as it were, of Game II? If you speak to Ducky again, tell her I will bring lots of gloves and mittens for when we run off together. I will also bring lots of earmuffs. I have cold ears. I have a set of gloves and earmuffs in every backpack and most of the coats. LOL
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Merlin | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 07:12 pm  Here it is Wednesday night juju and I do not remember seeing Ducky in chat for the previous two nights. The last time that I remember Ducky being in chat was the time Ducky got to ask us questions. Come to think of it, the last time we saw the original sexyvoice was also the time that sexyvoice was asking us questions. Do you think this is coincidence? |
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 06:38 am  Hi Merlin. I woke up thinking about you this morning. That is bad, isn't it? I haven't decided whether or not it is worse than forgetting to eat because you are anxious to get to chat. lol. I was thinking about the contest in chat last night, and how you were not hitting on all cylinders. And how, when I was briefly on the other team, I remarked that you could do the puzzle with half a brain, because you had done so well on it the night before. Then when Ocean came to chat and I came back onto the team with you and Guru, I was still confident you would do well. But then you got kicked out of mirc for more than half the time we were alloted to complete the quiz. So, I figure you were operating at 25% speed, and you still got a question or two. I bet if you had known you were engaged in a play-off for immunity, you would have taken a nap first. Ah well. Now, as to the ducky situation - as you noticed, there was somebody in chat last night named Duckyshusband. I suspect it might actually have been ducky wearing body armor. WHAT did y'all do to poor ducky the other night? Scare her and run her off for a couple days? Ducky, I apologize to both you and Moon. Please come back. Here are some gloves for you. I would like to see you wearing your beanie again.
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Azriel | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 06:58 am  Juju, I stayed after talking to Merlin and Guru last night. While I was there duckyshusband changed his name to duckyshome. ducky changed her name to ihadtoworklate. I asked her if her husband had to get on so he could find out who the hell were these people she was babbling about. She changed her name to yes. Then, she changed it to heshooked. LOL! You'll have to be careful now. ducky's bigducky has his eye on you! |
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 07:33 am  Thanks, Az. That is so hilarious. I am happy to know ducky is okay. I'll give you Bigdog vs. Bigduck in four rounds for a twenty-spot. |
Juju2bigdog | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:09 pm  Surprised the heck out of me, Merlin. I really didn't think I was going. It's all because ducky was not there to root for me tonight. Summerwinds just couldn't do it alone. Ah well,...
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Merlin | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 09:05 pm  Juju, I honestly had no idea if you or Guru was going to go. I felt Ocean was vulnerable and Azriel was not vulnerable. I know you have done the math, it was no more than 1 or 2 votes. Not bad for someone who has come out of lurkdom and been kind of protective of what you revealed to us. More and more was revealed as time progressed. I see it as being there was just one or two people that you didn't connect with on the outside. Ted is a lucky man, I would like to meet both of you one day. I expect to see you in the peanut gallery after you catch your breath. I love you, Juju, I hope Ted understands that is not a threat to him. See you later. |
Merlin | Monday, February 12, 2001 - 07:59 pm  Thought I would come in here and make sure the light is out and the door is closed. The game has ended. I was fortunate to be able to be here till the end. Anytime I meet new people and get to know them, it is a pleasant thing for me. There have been some new friends made out of my experience in this game. Thanks to the viewers on the outside who allowed me to have this chance to be in here. I am ready to come back to the other world. |
Guruchaz | Monday, February 12, 2001 - 08:06 pm  Juju, I left you a personal message in the tech support room. lol! Merlin, I can't express enough how much I've valued getting to know you in here. I'm not even sure if you can see how much I appreciate knowing you. Consider your mission a success and I hope our friendship can continue to grow a little at a time. I truly look up to you. Seeya outside... |
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