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Noslonna

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 03:35 pm Click here to edit this post

Hey, Hey We're The Gamers

Here we come,
Walkin' with our pride.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev'ry one outside.

Hey, hey, we're the Gamers
And people say we must play around.
But we're too busy chatting
To put anybody down.

We talk wherever we want to,
Discuss what we like to do
We don't have time to get restless,
There's always something new.

Hey, hey, we're the Gamers
And people say we should get around.
But we're too busy posting
To put anybody down.

We're just tryin' to be friendly,
Come and watch us zing and play,
We're the Big Brother generation,
And we've got something to say.

Any time, Or anywhere,
We look over our shoulders
Guessing who'll be watching there

Hey, hey, we're the Gamers
And people say we just tub around.
But we're too busy scrubbing
To put anybody down.

~ by Elitist ~

Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 09:30 am

Noslonna

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 03:44 pm Click here to edit this post

Letter From Camp GameII

Hello Misha, hello Lance too,
Here I am at Camp called Game II.
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we'll have some fun if we stop complaining.

I went chatting with GuruChaz man
He developed a crush on Az and
You remember OI winner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the hostess hate the baiters
And the red room has alligators
And the Spamgirl wants no sissies
So she reads to us or else she throws her hissies.

Now I don't want this should scare you
But this Juju she has guns too
You remember a guy named Merlin?
He was tubbing while Ocean kept on hurlin.

Take me home, oh Dilli Winkie,
Take me home, I hate the Twinkie
Don't leave me out in the hot tub
Where I might expose my little nub.

Dearest Enb, darling Enbwife,
Do I still have an outside life?
Let me come home if ya miss me
I will even let Moon Dance hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, its not so vexing,
Guys are posting, MissL is sexing,
Playing puzzles, gee that's better,
TV Clubbers kindly disregard this letter.

~by Elitist~

Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 08:21 pm

Noslonna

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 03:54 pm Click here to edit this post

Prayers From the Chapel
~by Elitist~

Holy Lady of Digits, hear my pleas
Forgive me of my sin of impatience, of pushiness,
of strategy, of speaking of things personal.

Holy Nos, at the right hand of the Lady
Forgive me for screwing up, for letting you down,
and for not eating my oranges.

Holy Gator, The Hand of God
Forgive me for my long Red Room sessions,
my multiple sessions, and the rambling.

Bless me sweet Trinity.

Amen

*****

Our Hostess which art in Heaven
Hollowed be Thy name.
Thy Game has come.
Thy will be done,
In here if not in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily puzzle
And forgive us our Red Rooms
As we forgive those who
Write Red Rooms against us
And lead us not into open chat rooms
And deliver us from the discussion threads
For Thine is the Hot Tub
And the Shower and the Stories
For ever and ever (till next Monday).

Amen

Digilady

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 04:18 pm Click here to edit this post

There is, and always will be, only

ONE

Elitist.

(There are, however, two pair of Speedos. And I kept one. NEEENER!)

Well done to round those up, Nossie!!

Soeur

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 04:22 pm Click here to edit this post

We did a singalong here and had such a great laugh! There is so much talent and wacky goodhumour at TVCH...

Noslonna

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 04:28 pm Click here to edit this post

Chapel Services

Elitist
Please attend Sunday Services

Opening remarks: Yesterday - Guruchaz

Duet: I've Got You Babe - Ocean and Spam

Solo: Mama Told Me Not To Come - Joni

Prayer: Oops I Did It Again - MissLibra

Solo: I Am The Walrus - Merlin

Sermon: Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow - Elitist

Invitation: Happiness Is A Warm Gun - Juju

Closing Song: I've Got A Brand New Pair of Roller Skates - Newamush

Closing Prayer: Is That All There Is? - Azriel


Azriel
Amen, Brother Elite! :)


Guruchaz
I heard thee, Brother E. (or is that Father E now?)


Elitist
I am working on Pope E.

You know - the sailor.


Guruchaz
uh huh huh You roh!


Elitist
Eulogy

Hard steel covering soft flesh,
Forged in heat harsher than flames.
Reaching for the stars
Arrogantly ignoring
The bands of force
So jealously restraining.
The fire of your ascent as bright
As the burn of your reentry.
And entrance and egress
Meld into one.


Azriel
Monday, February 12, 2001 - 08:01 pm

~walks in quietly~

Amen.

~turns out the lights~

Ocean_Islands

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 07:11 pm Click here to edit this post

Where the Sam Hell has all this stuff been hiding, anyway? Been keepin' it to yourselves, huh. Booo.

Twiggyish

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 05:24 am Click here to edit this post

Wow Nos, great!