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Moderator | Monday, January 15, 2001 - 09:35 am  Spamgirl races into the room and leaps into the chair. The Interrogator says: Good Morning Gamer. Your first Red Room assignment is to tell me about your first impressions of all the other players, as well as the game itself. Spamgirl blinks and says: First impressions... well, gosh - my impressions are still around from before I came in... but: Newamush - Extremely nice guy... I really like him. OI - Same old OI, not much has changed. I still like his writing. Guru - Much calmer in the house, but I'm just waiting for him to do something. Like a car race - you're watching for the crash. Merlin - Same old Merlin, only now he's forced to talk to me. I think we will see some things very soon with him... Elit - My elit Still love him... don't see him around much yet, though. Will enjoy being in the house with him. Cammie - Cammie is my partner in teen-beatings. I like her, but I don't know her well at all! Azriel - AZ is AZ... I don't know much about her, but she's very "Lancie" - very middle of the road so far, very calm, collected. Nothing wrong with that. MissLibra - I don't know about her yet... I can't get a grasp on what she says - if it's humour, true, mean... I still need time to figure her out. JuJu - I love Juju. I didn't like her before the game, but I really respect her now. I mean, I didn't DISLIKE her before the game... I just didn't like her either She's great... The Interrogator says: What about The Game? Spamgirl pauses to catch her breath and says: The game - It's going better than expected... I have no realy impressions yet...but I still smell smoke coming over the walls. The Interrogator says: If that is all we will talk again later. Spamgirl nods her head and says: Ok. Later Gator Tator. She then gets up and leaves the room. |
Interrogator | Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 07:33 am  You hear breaking glass in the hallway. The door opens and Spamgirl staggers carrying a bottle of wine. She falls into the chair and appears to nod off. The Interrogator coughs and says: Is there anything you wanted to say? Spamgirl's head jerks up and she slurs: Today wash awful... Guru mad at OI, OI mad at all of ush, AZ mad at gu...thish ihs why I didn't want to play! Her head slumps and she starts snoring. You hear a slight cough behind the screen. Spamgirl wakes with a start and blurts: I don't think i'm going to be a part of the challengesh anymore... 'cuz a) I can't handle waiting 6 hours for the othersh to get back to do shomething and b) the negativity bitesh... if I have shome input, I'll shpeak up... but I won't get sho damn involved... I'm way too impatient She lets out a loud belch and then continues: People have hinted that I'm in kahootss with Dig in here... Spamgirl yawns and continues: get real... all I do ish tell her how to ushe mIRC! The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl quickly stands up, then sits back down. She stands up, and sits back down. After waiting a moment she stands up and says: keep those firesh burning out there... She staggers out the door. After the door shuts you hear the sounds of liquid hitting solid, and splattering. |
Interrogator | Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 07:34 am  Spamgirl slowly walks into the Red Room. She gingerly sits down and forces a smile and says: Hey gator. I was going to come in and talk last night, but I had a few drinks of that wine and figured I would wait until this morning. You think you hear a low chuckle behind the screen. The Interrogator says: What would you like to say? Spamgirl rubs her forehead and says: Tylenol are great. Umm....I mean...the challenge was so crazy...it upset me a lot, all the anger, waiting, yelling, impatience... most of it on my part... really made me rethink this whole game... I've been so bored, i'm kind of glad they cut off the chat... now we can post on the board... I'm sorry we couldn't shut up Spamgirl pauses for a minute and then says: My noms have changed from when I first came in here... I don't dislike people that I did when they came in, but now I dislike people I liked... I see so much strategy... and some of it is seriously hurtful... I know one person isn't here to win - they're here to see 2 specific people go at it, and they're going to do anything to make them do it... we shall see... I don't like the 2 people involved, but I don't like what this person is doing more... The Interrogator says: Is there anything else you would like to say? There is a long silence as Spamgirl ponders the question. The Interrogator coughs says: Is there anything else you would like to say? Spamgirl blinks and says: Anyways... spamsux.com is misha's favourite site, she told us so in chat last night! The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl slowly gets up and walks out of the room. |
Interrogator | Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 03:10 pm  Spamgirl wanders into the Red Room and sits down yawning. The Interrogator says: Good Morning Gamers. You have now been involved in "The Game" for a couple of days. You have had the opportunity to experience various aspects of interaction. Here are some questions for you. You had, and passed, your first challenge. What are your thoughts on it? On working together to solve a problem? On the prize? Spamgirl rolls her eyes, grimaces, and says: Pure, unadulterated, hell! I'm not built for team sports, especially when they involve using your brain. I admit, I was totally wrong about Gibralter (I'm going to hunt down the webmaster of the site that threw me off and teach him a spelling lesson), but the whole thing was crazy. Next time, I'm going to lay low unless I have something useful to say. Don't want to get yelled at again! The Interrogator says: What about the prize? Spamgirl makes a face and says: Prize blew. Stupid dog - each person who goes in controls him differently, so he's not even like... we don't even really get to take care of him. But it was the thought that counted. Dig tried. the Interrogator says: What do you think of the chatroom, and the way it is used to allow you to interact "publicly"? Spamgirl grins and says: I'm glad it's cut off, dirty nasty things going on in there. Dirtier and nastier than the hot tub! Spamgirl falls out of the chair and rolls on the floor laughing. You hear the sound of papers being shuffled. The Interrogator says: What do you think about the producers not cutting off the booze supply? Spamgirl shouts shrilly: What? What? What? The Interrogator coughs and says: Ignore that. The Game notes got mixed with the Big Brother manuscript. Here is a hypothetical: Through some quirk of fate you have to nominate someone NOW, base don the last few days of interaction. Who would you nominate and why? Or for those of faintheart, who refuse to think of that who would you NOT nominate and why? Spamgirl grins evilly and says: Cammie. That was easy. Why? Have YOU seen her? I haven't... I'd say "let's get in Joni", but I haven't bonded with Joni, so it would throw it all off at nom time... Second nom? OI, for the same reason. All he's contributed was a few thread starters, one of which is oozing with strategy. And he's mean. Lack of contribution, that's this week's nomination strategy. The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl smiles and wanders out of the Red Room looking for some coffee. |
Interrogator | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 06:26 am  Spamgirl enters the room and plops down into the chair. The Interrogator says: Nomination day is here. Who have you decided on? Spamgirl grumbles and says: I've already said why in another visit... Cammie isn't contributing at all. Oceanislands is, in my eyes, contributing very little. (The "And he is mean" part was a joke, btw ) I'm taking the easy route out and nomming people who don't post much. The Interrogator says: Is there anything else you would like to say? Spamgirl shrugs and says: Next time, maybe dice? The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl smiles and leaves the Red Room. |
Interrogator | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 07:17 am  Spamgirl storms in the room, slamming the door behind her. The Interrogator says Good Eve Spamgirl interrupts and snarls: I hate to think it. I hate to say it. I don't know if I should really even mention it... The Interrogator says: You may as well say it and get it off of you chest. Spamgirl signs dramatically and blurts out: I have a suspicion that Elitist cheated on the challenge. It kills me to think this, I mean, I really like Elit and he's nothing but nice to me... but I spent SO much time convincing him that there was a Gibralter in Ireland... I had proof, even... and the others were pretty convinced... but he kept saying "No, I'm sure it's the misspelling" and seemed to have no proof behind his theory whatsoever... and the only reason for being SO crazed about an answer that honestly doesn't make all that much sense (Christine never said she even knew where Gibraltar was, so how would she know? Most of us wouldn't have noticed!), that I can think of, is that he looked in the book. I hope he didn't, but if he brings us to the answer on the next challenge too, it'll be even more suspicious. I hate doubting him, but I can't help it. I hope he didn't! I guess we'll never know for sure anyways... but I hate doubting people... the Interrogator says: Is there anything else vexxing you? Spamgirl nods her head and says: Guru finally completely broke... I knew it would happen At least he's giving you all something to read, and I think New was a good choice - New can handle it and throw a little back ("The idea of breeding with him makes me glad I am gay"). OI didn't really do much other than get mad. Me, well, I just don't want to fight with Gu. Let's see who's next up for him. The Interrogator says: Anything else? Spamgirl grins evilly and says: Hell yeah! I'm SO glad Cammie is going to be one of the people out - it makes things so easy this week. It's going to be so difficult to nom in the future (if I'm still here )... I've honestly grown bonds in here, and I never thought I would... I never really knew Az before, but I really like her now... and Newamush is fun! (I love a nasty queen )... Gu, well, gu is gu but I'm seeing another side of him... Merlin is still Merlin, and Elit is still Elit... ML, I don't know about her yet... JuJu is so much fun, I really like her... OI seems to be posting more, so that's a good sign anyways... So there ya go... hope we're not as boring as we were. The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl nods and stalks out of the room. |
Interrogator | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 07:20 am  Spamgirl slinks into the Red Room in the wee hours of the morning. She looks at the screen and says: Had an outburst, feeling better now... have some bad feelings about certain people... took it out in maybe not the best of ways... so be it... Things are going to change, though... i'm not going to keep my tongue bit... I'm going to be honest, and if people don't like that, tough...truth hurts... I don't know what you think, but i can tell you that it won't hurt me. That all. Bye. She then gets up and quickly exits the room. You think you hear some snoring behind the screen. |
Interrogator | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:47 am  The Interrogator summons Spamgirl into the Red Room. She stalks in grumbling, and takes a seat. The Interrogator clears his throat and says: Good Morning Gamer. Since there wasn't a lot of serious discussion on this question in chat last night it has been decided to throw it back at you, individually, today to see if we can get your thoughts on it. There has been a lot of talk comparing Game 1 and Game 2. The Players in Game 1 seemed to take themselves and the Game TOO seriously at times. In the view of many people the opposite has been happening here. The players seem to lack seriousness, and instead of giving answers to questions, or even interacting normally, they joke around. (Yes, kidding around is an integral part of interacting, but sometimes so is giving a serious and honest answer.) This was evidenced last night during several questions that were asked, including this one. What do you think? Is this true? False? Both? Why do you feel that way? Spamgirl snorts derisevely and says: Game I was Game I, Game II is Game II. Different people, different game. Apples and oranges. There is no comparison. Why aren't we so serious about the game? What's the point?!? This is a GAME i.e. FOR FUN. Might as well enjoy it. BUT I, personally, do try to answer the questions seriously too... I'll make my joke, but I'll usually follow it up with my true feelings... and I feel I did that last night. The Interrogator says: It is also interesting to note that the players feel people are not interested in watching/participating. Do you think this lack of seriousness could be one of the reasons? Spamgirl rolls her eyes and says: I think we're just not INTERESTING and we know it! Honestly, we even bore each other. I like discussing, debating, answering puzzles (I thought this was the mysterious puzzler? We should have more puzzles, and then like accumulate points and at the end of the day, the person with the most points gets some prize or something), and talking about issues... but truth or dare and the hot tub are fun too. But am I interesting? No, probably only to myself. The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl shakes her head and storms out of the Red Room. |
Interrogator | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 12:25 pm  Spamgirl storms back into the Red Room and says: I have more to say! The Interrogator cooly replies: Do go on then. Spamgirl smirks and says: I think the only winner in this whole game is Cammie. First they think I'm the mole, then I'm receiving outside information. So be it, can't be perfect. ;) I'm finding this awfully hilarious, how easy it is to control a lot of what these people are saying... I mean, I only have to say one thing to get them in an uproar. It doesn't even have to be true. The Interrogator says: How so? Spamgirl snickers and says: If I went out there and said "Well, Elitist, you're wrong about your clique theory. I heard that, on the outside, it's more like a free-for-all." They'd all SHIT themselves. Of course, I'd probably have to be a lot more subtle, but you get what I'm saying. Doesn't have to be TRUE, just has to be. Or if I went out there and said "Gee whiz, some of you in here are really back stabbing each other in chat when the others aren't around!" They'd all be begging me to tell them who. And if I made something up, they'd get into a hissy fit with the person I said it was. Again, don't need to PROVE anything, they just react. That is, if they don't think I mean that it's them in the first place! OR if I make a broad comment about "Gosh, lots of you make me mad." They're all making sure they're not one of those people, and reading into the other things I say as meaning they ARE one of those people. OR if I pretend to be mad at someone, even for something really little and stupid, they fill an entire thread with their own accusations, apologies, and miscommunications. I just think that it's incredible that everyone assumes I'm this unstable, angry, obnoxious little girl. Who says this IS me? Who says this isn't strategy? Who says that I'm not doing this for fun? Who says I'm not doing this to try and help the hostess' get more postings going on out there? Isn't it unusual that it came out of nowhere? Isn't it unusual that I'm acting this stuff out towards people that I liked before? Isn't it unusual that one second I'm being a in the threads that are most likely being read voraciously by people on the outside (as we've heard, people love sex and violence) and then being my normal, nice self in other threads that probably don't get the same sort of attention on the outside? Think about it. Maybe this whole thing is just a big experiment, just one big test to see what irks and what attaches. Maybe I'm not as crazy as everyone thinks. Or maybe I am. That's why we're PLAYING the game. The Interrogator says: Done? Spamgirl nods her head. The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl stalks out of the room. You can here her mutter: (Gee, maybe I shouldn't have admitted this stuff until later... but I think it will be more fun for you, on the outside, to have a little more understanding of what I may be doing in here... remember, this isn't game I... we're not all here to win this time) |
Interrogator | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 06:17 pm  Spamgirl slowly walks into the Red Room and says: You called Gator? The Interrogator says: Good afternoon. Here is a question submitted by one of our loyal viewers. Who do you think is your biggest rival, or rivals, in The Game? Spamgirl stares at the screen and says: I am my own worst enemy. The Interrogator cooly says: Perhaps I have miscommunicated the question. Let me rephrase. Who do you see as the greatest rival in here for WINNING. The person you think may have a better chance at winning than you. Not your greatest enemy. Spamgirl glances incredulously at the screen and says: Rival IS enemy. No one in here can do any worse damage to me than myself. I am the only thing standing between myself and winning. The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl smirks and says: Later 'Gator. She gets up, and swaggers out the door. |
Interrogator | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 06:25 pm  Spamgirl breezes into the Red Room and parks herself in the chair. She smiles and says: I'm having a blast in here. The Interrogator says: Do you care to share the reasons why with us? Spamgirl grins and says: Sure. I guess since I've let you in on my little secret, I can reveal more. This all started with that "fight" with Guru. What a joke that was! It was so easy to get him riled! I thought 'Heck, let's try it in the game too!' Takes a lot of talent to make so many people buy your bullshit. I started with Azriel, bitching at her about everyone... so that I'd have a slight... entry? into the new misbehavior... and then I let loose on the others... what a blast! The Interrogator interjects: So it wasn't real? Spamgirl laughs and says: Was it real? Nah, you think that this stuff really gets me UPSET? HA! As most people know, I've got some heart issues... I CAN'T get riled or I'm dead these days... this is all fun, to see what they'll do, and when they'll do it... i don't sweat the small stuff, and this is small. They're a hard crowd to get going, at least some of them, but once they do... woo! And Elitist didn't go as crazy over the cheating thing as I'd hoped... I mean, asking him doesn't really answer the question - do you think he'd say yes??? It's obvious why I asked... I wanted his reaction... it sucked. Maybe after a few weeks I'll settle down with them, but right now there are too many to form a real 'community' with... so it's time to have fun while I can... sure, I'm not breeding any goodwill from them... but so what? I can get that later... for now, I'm bored to tears, and this is the only thing keeping me going in here... One of you told us we were boring, and then suggested that you all wanted more war... so I'm giving you more war. The Interrogator says: So, of course, the person we are seeing isn't "the real you"? Spamgirl rolls her eyes and says: It's only a game, so my behavior in here is just for fun... would I act like this on the outside? naw.... sure, i used to get pissed at people... but never picked fights for fun... and besides, ask anyone i know, and they'll tell you that i don't do that stuff since my heart problems anyways... And am I like anything you know of me in the real world? With my daughter? With my work? With my family? Hell no... we're all acting on here, no one is what they are in real life, no matter how much they want to believe it. The Interrogator says. Is there anything else you would like to address? Spamgirl nods her head and says: On a more normal and balanced note: if Guru wasn't constantly whining about how many lame topics there were and actually added some of his own for us to talk about... or if Elit would stop whining about not being able to talk on the board and actually start some of HIS own conversations... I know, if you're bored it's your own fault (your life is what you make it) but I wish they'd post something... they're 2 very interesting people, and I think we're missing out on a lot with their inaction...and I wish they'd stop saying New is a complainer - at least he talks about the things he has a problem with. Go figure - he's a complainer, and I'm a . And I know I called Joni a in chat once... I will say this here in case she reads this later - I wasn't referring to you as a , i meant that they were bringing in a ... as in, someone I don't want here who was female... whether or not you're a I guess I'll find out on the inside... I know Azriel read into that as me calling Joni a , and that wasn't the intention. The Interrogator interrupts asking: people misunderstood what you meant when you referred to her as a ? It was miscommunication? Spamgirl snaps a finger and blurts: That's the major problem in here! Our basis of communication is text, and there is so much lost in it... there are miscommunications and misreadings everywhere... assumptions abound... which is why I can play my little game without anyone knowing... There ya go, gator... time for me to go befriend Joni The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl leaps to her feet, and boogies out the door. |
Interrogator | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 12:34 pm  Spamgirl waits in the shadows until Misslibra leaves the Red Room after chat. She sneaks in and sits down. The Interrogator says: Is there anything in particular you wanted to talk about? Spamgirl shakes her fists in the air and shouts: Hell yeah! It blows my mind... even when I TELL them what I'm doing, they don't believe me... I've been trying to do the Nasty Nick thing, but I'm not very good at it... so I guess it wasn't very obvious... I better start stockpiling the smokes! Anyways, the game is getting pretty boring now... they're still playing while I'm ready to move on from it... I'm ready to say "haha what a trick i pulled on you" and be a little more... real me-ish... and although, I'm sure, many of you on the outside (especially 2 people who did something that most of us consider awful, but blame me for making it awful by telling them what it was) think this IS the real me, so be it... The Interrogator says: Let me see if I have this straight. The game is boring. You don't think the other players are intelligent because they don't "get" your plan to shake things up, and they aren't ready to "move on". So why stay? Will this change your game plan? Spamgirl rolls her eyes back and says: I'm here for a reason... I'm helping Digi with mIRC... and keeping tabs on things... otherwise, I don't really need a cd burner... or a printer... and i don't drink coffee... so winning doesn't do much for me... and once I was in, i thought i'd have fun... The Interrogator says: Does that mean you are a mole? Or was that miscommunication? Spamgirl sighs and says: No, I am not a mole. Let me tell you, if I hadn't pulled this shit, I'd be bored out of my mind right now... there's nothing to do! as everyone says, it's not serious in here at all... but i mean, it goes beyond that... there's nothing to post to, to talk about... i try to put up a thread that might bring up a (gasp) decent conversation... and it dies, in exchange for the hot tub... or something else... You may not agree with what i'm doing, i'm sure you don't... you may think i'm making excuses... but it's what i chose to do to keep me occupied... to have some fun... so be it, i haven't hurt anyone (OI wasn't hurt... he and I have a long running ... animosity... and he's taken more than one jab at me!!!! And Merlin and I, well, that's an outside thing... elitist was hurt, but it was an honest question that needed to be answered - so it won't hurt him in the long run - also, my intention wasn't to HURT him, it was to IRK him... get him to let loose his feelings, which are seriously pent up, especially to moon. Joni isn't hurt because she probably couldn't even be bothered with the chat logs, and i didn't intend for her to be hurt anyways)... The Interrogator says: So, because you didn't INTEND for Joni to be hurt, there is no possible way your words could have hurt her? Spamgirl shrugs her shoulders and continues: And on that note- that whole moon animosity elitist has... yes, he is deeply angered by that whole incident where she got upset... he truly harbors a great deal of animosity about it... so that's where it comes from, in case you all don't know... And yes, he's carrying that over on OI too... and, in fact, OI and GU are a part of his strategy... but I digress... that's his piece to tell you so anyway, back to my puzzles... only thing to do now that my game is getting as boring as the real one The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl nods her head and says: Later. She slowly opens the door and sneaks out of the room. |
Interrogator | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:33 pm  Spamgirl ambles into the room and plunks down in the chair. The Interrogator says: Good Morning Gamer. Things have changed a bit in the last few days. Nominations were posted, feelings over them surfaced. Then, Cammie withdrew for health reasons, and Joni was inserted. The nominations were wiped clean, and the who process will restart in a few days. Have these things changed the dynamic of the group, and the game, for you? Spamgirl shrugs her shoulders and says: I don't think they've changed anything really... I'm pretty sure we've all forgotten about them already... The Interrogator asks: How has it affected your strategy for winning (and would you mind sharing that strategy with the viewers)? Spamgirl snorts derisively and says: Change my strategy? I've given up on a strategy... The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl heads out the door saying: Whatever. |
Interrogator | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:48 pm  Spamgirl storms in the Red Room and says: What now? The Interrogator says: We have dipped into the viewer mailbag to see what they would like to know. The general consensus seems to be that they would like to know a little more about who you are and your views on different things. With that in mind, a sampling of questions have been selected to be passed on to you. Spamgirl shakes her head and says: Whatever. The Interrogator says: The first question is from Mrs. Cravitz from Salem Mass asks: "I would like to know who had the most influence in their lives and how that person influenced them." Spamgirl immediately says: I guess it would be my Mom... she was always the dominant person in my life...she influenced me in many bad ways, as well as good... she died of alcoholism, so she influenced me not to drink... she smoked, so she influenced me both to smoke at first, and to quit when I had my daughter... her eating habits were abominable, and i got those too... she influenced me not to care about schooling nd to instead care about what I did with my life, that could be bad or good...she influenced me to live my life the way i want to, because she never got to... The Interrogator reads: George Dubyah Bushnell of Armadillo Tx writes: "if you could ask ONE question to the new, fully legitimate President of The United States, what would it be?" Spamgirl laughs and says: Uhm, I live in Canada... so your president really doesn't have much to say to me. The Interrogator continues: Soleil Moonbeam Fried from Wallawalla Washinton asks: If each one could speak to a famous person, living or dead, who would they choose? And what would you first question be? Spamgirl shakes her head and says: Did we sort of cover that already? Uhm, i'll try a new one... Poe, and I'd ask him "Where do you get it all from?" The Interrogator says: Ima Crankovitch from Springfield ** asks: "Would the players like the viewers to lessen the name changing in chat - what do they think about this?" Spamgirl snorts and says: No opinion. The Interrogator says: One last question, this from a Reggie Fillbin, from NY NY, who asks: "Imagine you were a finalist in a contest paying a million dollars to whoever did the most good in the coming year - as judged by a panel of certified philanthropists. If the rules allowed you to spend no more time and money than you could comfortably afford, what would you do? Spamgirl smiles and says: I would work with kids with birth disorders, either helping the parents research for information and/or treatment options, or helping diagnose, or help with genetic testing, or whatever... in fact, I already spend a large amount of my time doing stuff like that now. The Interrogator says: That will be all for now. Spamgirl nods her head and quickly leaves the room. |
Interrogator | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 08:07 pm  Spamgirl jogs into the Red Room and sits down. The Interrogator says: Good evening. It is nomination time. Who are you nominating, and why? Spamgirl smiles and says: I nominate Elitist and Merlin. I don't think anyone will nominate Elitist again, after he was so hurt by it... so he's safe. Merlin - ditto! I think everyone in here loves him, so no one is going to nominate him. I love them both - IF YOU READ THIS LATER, THIS ISN'T PERSONAL. I just think it's safe... and I hate using my votes strategically! The Interrogator says: Is there anything else you would like to talk about? Spamgirl nods her head vigorously and says: Hell yeah! I have a message for Joni for when she gets out of the house: I'd just like to say I'M TOTALLY SORRY JONI FOR ANY OF THE HORRIBLE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU COMING INTO THE HOUSE... I'm *SO* glad you were in there with me... I'd like to publicly state my adoration for Joni! ROFL Not just 'cuz of the... you know... in chat... but I'm so glad that there is someone in the house MY AGE! I hope she's around more... she seems like so much fun! She's great... There, I now have an alliance I'm allied with her... minds change so quickly And I love AZ too... AZ is the mom, Joni and I are the sisters ROFL! I'm having fun, Gator... I'm finally having fun... Why? 'Cuz I'm letting my guard down... By the way, Gator... that offer of a threesome... does it interest you? The Interrogator coughs a couple of times and says: I ask the questions. If there is nothing else, we will talk again later, or sooner than later. Spamgirl winks at the Interrogator and struts out of the Red Room. The Interrogator lights a cigar, and looks over some notes labelled: Joni and Spam: One on One. |
Interrogator | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 07:41 am  Spamgirl staggers into the Red Room after chat. She looks at the screen and blurts: I'm floored... The Interrogator says: Too much wine again? Or is it somethint else? Spamgirl chuckles and says: I thought my numbers were WAY off... 'cuz I didn't consider emotions at all... so I figured, in my head, it wouldn't be elitist and merlin... i thought... well, i never thought... damnit, my vote threw them over the edge... totally flawed voting method... i need to rethink it now And joni! That's SO not fair! She just got here! She's been good... I don't want to see ANY of the 4 go, let alone 2! I thought it was only 1! I don't know now... THIS SUCKS. Whatever you do, let Joni get her full week in here... In fact, don't vote for ANYONE! Take a stand! Sigh... in your dreams, spammy... this sucks Merlin tells me to let my guard down, and now he may be gone.... SUCKS After a minutes silence the Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl nods her head and leaves the room. |
Interrogator | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 12:32 pm  Spamgirl walks into the red Room smiling. She sits down and says: <spamgirl> hi gator <spamgirl> i'll miss joni if she goes <Hostess1> what you gonna so WITHout Joni, if she leaves? <snark> <spamgirl> grin, be bored to tears <spamgirl> like iw as before she got here <spamgirl> (is this being taped?) <Hostess1> only the good shit! LOL <Interrogator> joni mmmmm <spamgirl> rofl gator * Interrogator sips on his coffee. Spamgirl leaves thr oom for a few minutes. <Interrogator> Just to let our viewers know, todays Red Room is being brought to you by those nice folks at Tim Horton's. Purveyors of fine coffee. <Interrogator> Remember, you always have time for Tim Horton's. <Hostess1> And Cat's purveyers of fine Mbor lite 100s <Hostess1> you always have time for lung cancer, too <Interrogator> Quiet you. <Hostess1> rarf! <Interrogator> snark! * Interrogator sips his coffee. * Interrogator goes back to the transcripts of yesterday's One On One. Spamgirl rushes into the room and sits down. <Interrogator> What are your thoughts on the nominations? <spamgirl> I hate that all 4 people are people I don't want to see gone. I especially hate that Joni and New are probably going to be banished, although New said he wants out, so it isn't so bad. <Interrogator> Do you feel that it was just people voting? Or do you think it was part of strategies and alliances? <spamgirl> Absolutely strategies... absolutely <spamgirl> why else woudl Merlin and Elitist be nominated? <spamgirl> I thought... gosh, i dunno what i thought <spamgirl> now that I think of it, I thought elitist wouldn't get nommed * Interrogator nods. <spamgirl> because of his reaction last time <spamgirl> so I voted for him <spamgirl> and Merlin, everyone LOVES merlin <spamgirl> so I voted for him too <spamgirl> But it seems strategies were strong <spamgirl> and emotions too, for new and joni I think <spamgirl> a lot of weird voting, I'm sure <Interrogator> Do you think the current banners are indicative of everyone loving Merlin? <spamgirl> I honestly don't pay attention to the banners <spamgirl> so I wouldn't know ;) * Interrogator makes some notes. <spamgirl> grin <spamgirl> I liked the one about you, though... <spamgirl> you can be my prison baby ;) <Interrogator> One BG mentioned that he or she tried to stimulate intelligent and serious conversation...but nothing really came of it. <spamgirl> Yeah well... they seem to always be "TRYING"... one of the mega rules of NLP is that try is a bad word - try means you're not really going to do it <Interrogator> Many BG's have expressed a desire for serious questions, yet when asked, they get ignored or jokes are made. <Interrogator> Why do you think that happens? <spamgirl> DO or do not do, there is no try (i think that dude from star wars said that) <Interrogator> Yoda <spamgirl> Yoad <spamgirl> yoda even <spamgirl> See, people like to think of better things... but rarely put effort into doing them <spamgirl> Actions, baby... no actions, all words <spamgirl> and, in this case, few words * Interrogator nods. <spamgirl> next question? <Interrogator> Do you find that you have to weigh what you say so as to prevent blow ups with the other BG's? <spamgirl> I am not worried about the reactions of other BGs... I really don't think about it... but I try not to hurt feelings, and if I do it's unintentional <spamgirl> now anyways... this is ignoring my past behaviour * Interrogator chuckles. <Interrogator> I do have a question from a viewer for you. Who do you think will be banished? <spamgirl> Joni and Newamush. <spamgirl> BUT DON'T VOTE FOR JONI! PROVE I AM AN UNINTELLIGENT GORRILLA! <Interrogator> You don't think that the public uproar over Merlin will affect him? <spamgirl> What uproar? <spamgirl> I thought everyone loved merlin?!? <Interrogator> thats right...you ignore the banners. * Interrogator grins evilly. <spamgirl> Did I miss something?? <spamgirl> Why does he have a fan page if there is an uproar? <Interrogator> Maybe you should ask the BG's. <spamgirl> i'm going to banners as soon as i'm outta here man <spamgirl> i'll ask elit <Interrogator> I am sorry, but I can't elaborate. <spamgirl> ok <Interrogator> Do you think the on on one's make the other BG's paranoid? <Interrogator> I would like to take a moment to thank one of our sponsors, Gatorade. The drink of all true Gators. <spamgirl> I do... I think they're wondering about strategy, and alliances <spamgirl> rofl gator <spamgirl> I don't use oneonone's for alliances though <spamgirl> i find them personal <Interrogator> So, you think the one on ones leave some BG's wondering? <spamgirl> I do... I think they're wondering about strategy, and alliances <spamgirl> I don't use oneonone's for alliances though <spamgirl> i find them personal * Interrogator nods. <spamgirl> like that one with joni... it totally bonded us <Interrogator> Yes, they are good for personl....ummm.....contact. <spamgirl> wink * Interrogator grins. <spamgirl> hehe <spamgirl> joni and I will have to get one more in just for you gator ;) <Interrogator> Is there anything in particular you would like to discuss, or bring to the attention of the "outside" world? <spamgirl> Uhm, not really... I can't think of anything, anyways * Interrogator chuckles. <spamgirl> why? <spamgirl> Is there anything THEY want to know? <Interrogator> Just wanted to make sure, the Red Room is your time to address the viewers. <spamgirl> (As I've said before... I'm good at answering questions, not at volunteering information) * Interrogator nods. <spamgirl> ugh red room <Interrogator> <spamgirl> i just know you're editing me badly <spamgirl> probably making me into a porno slut now ;) * Interrogator gazes at the sky. <Interrogator> I hear that some anonymous ********* piece of shit coward has been emailing you. <Interrogator> Hostesscan1, I use the word anonymous? <spamgirl> yes <spamgirl> rofl <spamgirl> that's true <Interrogator> Were they making threats? Or just being general gutless pricks? * Interrogator holds up a sign to the screen that says: BTW ****** I know it was you! <spamgirl> General gutless pricks... telling me I should quit 'cuz people on the outside were A) looking up my personal info and b) said iw as a cheater 'cuz i copied my own merlin app to make his fan page?!? <spamgirl> they were nuts * Interrogator nods. <Interrogator> You must have found the emails pretty disconcerting. <Interrogator> One doesn't generally enter a GAME for fun, to be subjected to harassment like that. <spamgirl> Absolutely! The one about personal info scared the SHIT OUT OF ME <spamgirl> nod gator <Interrogator> Anything you would like to say to the "person" who did the emailing? I can pass it on to them tomorrow when their ISP confirms their id. <spamgirl> Can't make me quit, nany nany boo boo! * Interrogator checks his watch and says: Time for you 2 to have a 1 on 1. <Interrogator> Thanks for your candor. Spamgirl waves and leaves the room. |
Interrogator | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 06:43 am  Spamgirl storms into the Red Room and throws herself into the chair. She looks at the screen and snarls: I'm very angry... The Interrogator says: Joni couldn't make it for another One on One? Spamgirl glares at the screen and says: Merlin lied, and now I have proof! He said he no longer had contact with the CBs, but now we see in the survivor thread he's been over there partying with them. I don't CARE if he still hangs with them. It's the lie. He makes himself seem so nice, so kind... but he lied, straight faced...and this is what I discussed with him, but he said nonono... he's my best pal... I believed him and bought it a SECOND TIME. This hurts... he tells me not to hurt other people, and does this to me... The Interrogator says: Is tere anything else you would like to say? Spamgirl nods her head and says: My trust is very low. The Interrogator says: If that is all for now, we will talk again later. Spamgirl smirks, and leaves the Red Room. |
Interrogator | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 05:31 am  Spamgirl stalks into the Red Room after Misslibra leaves and sits in the chair pouting. The Interrogator says: Fun chat, eh? Anything in particular you want to talk about? Spamgirl sighs dramatically and says: I apologize for my behavior earlier in the game. I now see how my hurtful comments could truly have been damaging. I'm sorry I will try to spend the rest of my time in the house more appropriately, and will hopefully make up for any feelings I hurt. I hate being deceitful... I truly learned from my mistakes, and I absolutely apologize to each one of you if I made you angry by my actions... there's only one way to learn, and it's the hard way The Interrogator says: What do you see as your mistakes? Spamgirl shrugs and says: I thought today was Friday... that's why I didn't think Elitist would be here tomorrow... I'm so out of it, this thing threw me totally off... so be it, I won't be here tomorrow anyways... and I think we did the right thing and let the people who cared most play... The only thing I regret is letting ML get to me... and not having a chance to play the puzzles, because i LOVE them... winning wasn't as important as the fun I was going to have. Admittedly, I hate debates and am not upset over that not happening... i got so much information for us, though... and worked so hard. It's a shame it was for nothing, but I certainly learned a lot about the anti-gun control lobby! Always good to learn new things... So in the end, tomorrow is another day... and we'll see what happens come Saturday. The Interrogator says: Is there anything else you would like to discuss? Spamgirl nods her head and says: I've never been lonelier than in this empty, virtual house... the two people banished I felt were pals of mine... I will greatly miss New's hilarious comments, and Joni's spunk... this place died when their "torches were snuffed"... Worse yet, there are only 3 other people in here who I feel truly like me... the others... they are either neutral towards me, or dislike me...and a few of them I've done nothing to to cause them to NOT like me...in fact, the ones I treated worst still DO like me... maybe not adoration, but like is good enough.... I don't feel like joining in their conversations anymore... they always seem so trite... I love working on challenges and puzzles... but I am having trouble contributing anymore... I enjoyed that personal thread so much, it's hard to go back to the less... deep conversations... The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl nods and leaves with a dejected look on her face. |
Interrogator | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 08:36 am  Spamgirl enters the red Room, slamming the door behind her. The Interrogator says: Good morning. Interesting debate that didn't take place last night. I have a few questions for you which arise from it. First, why do you think a compromise wasn't able to be reached? Spamgirl sighs dramatically and says: Because everyone wanted to win. Also because feelings were hurt deeply, causing friction. The Interrogator says: Considering the headaches that Hostess1 was given by some players over the issue of Cammie leaving and Joni entering, players who seemed to feel she wasn't trying to go by consesnus or compromise, do you think it is hypocritical of those same people to refuse to compromise last night? Spamgirl snarls and shouts: I've said my apologies about doing that over Cammie - again, I was angry then! But I sucked up and dealt with it when she said "What I say, goes". The problem is that she didn't say that last night, and she should - EITHER WAY. We need Hostess to really lay down the law so situations like this don't occur. She is our mediator, our higher power in here, and it should be HER decision, in the end, what happens in a fight. The Interrogator says: What do you think of the free for all chats, like last night after the abortive debate, where all the viewers are allowed to chime in? Spamgirl grunts and says: I don't like it... I mean, are we on the inside or not? That was the third last night... how can they worry about us having outside info when we can ask these people anything? The Interrogator says: Do you prefer the old Guruchaz, kinder-gentler Guruchaz, or kung fu grip Guruchaz? Spamgirl rolls her eyes and says: D) None of the above The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl walks out of the room muttering to herself. |
Interrogator | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 09:39 am  Spamgirl rushes into the Red Room, slamming the door behind her. She looks at the screen and growls: I have a question.. I know you can't answer it, but I want to give it to the universe to answer... The Interrogator says: Go on. Spamgirl says angrily: If this is the "kinder, gentler, Guru" then why, last night, did he say: [22:37] <GuruChaz> Man, OI bombs out too much [22:37] <GuruChaz> that's annoying [23:17] <GuruChaz> E rocks his daughter to sleep at night. That's understandable. OI bowing out sort of sucks unless he was spewing chunks. Which he was, btw! [23:18] <GuruChaz> I knew it. OI bows out of stuff too easy. I think it's time for his ass to go. He doesn't do much here anyway. [23:19] <GuruChaz> Nice chat but he is weird as hell. [23:29] <GuruChaz> OI did this shit on purpose. He's probably in the audience [23:29] <GuruChaz> gotta go, sick [23:29] <GuruChaz> gotta go, sick [23:29] <GuruChaz> gotta go, sick [23:29] <GuruChaz> weirdness [23:35] <GuruChaz> Snave, New, OI Self control is difficult. [23:36] <GuruChaz> I just think he was faking or pussying out. [23:39] <GuruChaz> Alright, we gave OI some reading material. Let's move on [23:49] <GuruChaz> Why don't we postpone until tomorrow and then if OI bails again, we can decide what to do? [23:54] <GuruChaz> Oh, so he was well enough to type an email? [23:55] <GuruChaz> It just reaks of fakeness though [00:24] <Lancecrossfire> why did you think OI might be faking? [00:25] <GuruChaz> Because OI has a tendency to bow of some things [00:25] <GuruChaz> He's like a shadow [00:25] <GuruChaz> I don't think he was prepared Spamgirl pauses to catch her breath, then she continues: Has OI REALLY "bombed out" of anything before? I mean, he has to work so he can't post much... but I don't consider that "bombing out". In fact, he warned Hostess of that situation before, and yet she still begged him to apply. Otherwise, he's done nothing. And I think Guru isn't the kinder, gentler version everyone thinks... I think he's got his eyes on the prize, and if it means kissing a lot of ass, he's willing to do it. I'm surprised he hasn't had more of these outbursts. But y'all can think what you want about him... I just wanted to make sure everyone took a good look at his behaviour, and not just the good stuff. I know you've all concentrated on my bad stuff... only fair he gets the same equal treatment! Spamgirl turns around and storms out of the Red Room. She slams the door so hard it almost pops off of its hinges. The Interogator says: If that is all, blah blah blah blah. A voice behind the screen says: Better get a reinforced door before she comes back! |
Interrogator | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 10:15 am  Spamgirl staggers into the Red Room sipping on an herbal tea. The Interrogator says: Good morning Gamer. I have some "get to know you" questions to ask. First, what other language(s) do you speak, and how did you learn it (from your parents, grandparents, travel, school)? Spamgirl smiles and says: English. It certainly isn't my first. Otherwise, I used to speak a little Ukrainian, but lost that... some French, but that's 'cuz I'm in Canada and they force it down our little Anglo throats... The Interrogator says: What other countries have you traveled to? Spamgirl sighs and says: Just the States. The Interrogator says: What country would you like to travel to? Spamgirl smiles and says: Ukraine... I'd love to move my company over there and be able to employ those poor people... Any of those lovily island countries where it's hot all the time... South Africa just 'cuz it sounds cool... Pretty much anywhere in Europe 'cuz it's just so interesting... Japan! I love SUSHI! ROFL and the culture is so interesting, although I'd rather have visited a hundred years ago... The Interrogator says: If given the choice, what period of history or time period would you choose to live in? (You cannot cop out and choose the present time) Spamgirl smirks and says: 5 minutes ago, uh huh huh... The Interrogator says: If you were to suffocate one player (currently in the game)with a bag until they pass out, who would it be? Would you use paper or plastic? Spamgirl snaps: Plastic. Merlin. The Interrogator says: If you discovered that your closest friend at work had for years forged records and stolen from the company, what would you do? Spamgirl grumbles: Confront them and convince them to turn themselves in. If they didn't, I'd lay the smack right on down, and then turn them in myself, gagged and hog-tied. The Interrogator says: If permanent world peace could be gained by obliterating one country, would you be willing to select the country to be sacrificed? If so, which would you choose and why? The US - 'cuz that's the only way world peace could ever be gained heh Seriously... if it was going to happen anyways, sure... I'd pick Vatican City, because it has the smallest population of any country on earth... (the next closest is Tuvalu, the island state which once was the owner of the .tv domain... which they sold for tons of money to a dot com company) The Interrogator coughs and says: Is there anything you would like to discuss? Spamgirl sips her tea and says: What a debate last night! I'm glad I came in... I was only going to stay for a little bit and then leave the computer on to check in once in a while, but I ended up getting sick (stinking nachos! I should have learned by now) so I couldn't do my scheduled tasks for the evening... so I stayed on the computer instead, and what a great time we had! The Interrogator says: Is there anything in particular that stands out? Spamgirl snarls and says: I just can't understand why Guru is now ragging on Juju... it seems he needs someone to at every night... I didn't think that her comment was to be rude, I thought she was just joking... I'm sure tomorrow he'll be apologizing again, and they'll be forgiving... Which is funny - he spent like months out there causing hell... then he comes in here, apologizes a million times, and everyone loves him... but me, I spend most of my time being pretty decent... I try not to flame bait... but when I apologize, no one accepts it because I'm just too much of a ... he made an EFFORT to be a ... I just was my real self... I dunno about that situation, but it seems to me that it certainly isn't fair... so be it. My question is: which is his real self? No, real question is: who cares? I'm just upset at the total unequal treatment he and I receive... I did a few things in here and out there that were totally uncalled for... he LIVED that way... and yet he's a hero... again, so be it. The Interrogator says: If that is all, we will talk again later. Spamgirl waves and says: Later Gator! |
Interrogator | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 07:25 pm  Spamgirl rushes into the Red Room and shouts: Nominations: Guruchaz and Misslibra! She then spins around and runs out. The Interrogator says: I see there are a few people that have trouble comprehending what the phrase "nominations and reasons" means. |
Interrogator | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 07:48 pm  Spamgirl rushes back into the Red Room and says: Oops! Almost forgot. The reason. Birds of a feather should be banished together Then she rushes back out. The Interrogator says: Okie fine. |
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