Archive through January 19, 2001

The ClubHouse: The Game II - Discussions: Game II Discussions: TuKuuL's Tabloid Trash: Archive through January 19, 2001

Tukuul

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 11:00 am Click here to edit this post

The first publication is still in production but be prepared for more news you can use...

(at least for birdcage lining)

Tukuul

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 05:15 pm Click here to edit this post

Ex Government Spook Infiltrates Game As A Ploy To Get Free Computer Tech Support!

Just when you thought the government had plenty of money to spend on day to day business expenses, a scandal has been slyly uncovered by the skillful tactics of GuruChaz, a player in the Game II.

After a day of prodding for free computer advice, Juju2bigdog surprisingly admitted to being an ex government agent. In a suspicious attempt to leave the scene with an excuse of Windows ME problems, ex agent Juju2bigdog made a call to the Pentagon for further instructions on his/her assignment. Little did they know the call had been hacked by a 14 year old high school student who later sent us a tape of the conversation. We can only wonder what other ploys Juju2bigdog will use to gain other free advice from the players on behalf of the government. No matter what tactics are used, we are certain this scandal will be fully uncovered.

Wink

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 05:45 pm Click here to edit this post

Nice job Tuk. Keep em coming. Glad you're going to be on the outside for this one.

Moondance

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 05:49 pm Click here to edit this post

LOL Tuk! Between you & me ... we will uncover everything!

Lancecrossfire

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 06:48 pm Click here to edit this post

TuKuul, and excellent post!! When Juju gets out and sees it, she's going to crack up!

Tukuul

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 08:26 am Click here to edit this post

Two Respected Game II Players Lead Secret Lives As Hot Tub Gigolos


Little did MissLibra and Spamgirl know what they were getting into when they settled into the hot tub for a night of rest and relaxation. Just moments later, two distinguished gentlemen entered the area carrying enticing fruitbowls (all part of their plan, I'm sure). Merlin with his plentiful bananas and Elitist with his succulent oranges joined the two women and began weaving their web of trickery and deceit.

After some chit chat and elasticity tests on the men's swimwear, the two men made their move starting with steamy sexual innuendos aimed toward the appearingly uninterested women. The ladies made every attempt to play "hard to get" by dodging every sly and well-crafted comment hurled at them. After over an hour, the men's sexual scheme soon dwindled into a rare failed attempt. All hot tub guests soon departed the area but not before our camera crew could film the whole incident.

Willi

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 05:06 pm Click here to edit this post

Better than Temptation Island :)

Wink

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 12:18 pm Click here to edit this post

We're waiting patiently Tuk.

Tukuul

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 09:08 pm Click here to edit this post

Yes, I've been a slacker.


So much reading to do.

Tukuul

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 09:28 pm Click here to edit this post

"Newamush Gives Guru A Verbal Beatdown. Cops Called, Files Charged!"


It was bright and sunny Tuesday morning during the week when all the messageboard was in peaceful bliss. A few players logged on in the early morn with smiles on their faces to share their peaceful thoughts. Two in particualar shared their thoughts about the day before.

Newamush expressed how pleased he was with the organization and process of the game, despite an ugly loss to their first Mystery Challenge when only one question was posted by GuruChaz. Yes, the ragtag individual known as GuruChaz gave them their only hope of winning the challenge and this was still fuming in Newamush's mind.

As GuruChaz arrived this peaceful Tues. morning whistling a happy tune, a shadow darted out of nowhere and, like a blindsided football player having his face rammed into the grass, Newamush began to give GuruChaz the worst verbal thrashing of his life. Beaten and bruised (and maybe slapped and scratched), GuruChaz laid their on the ground in a blur surrounded by a pool of bloody text.

Fortunately, our camera crew arrived just moments before this incident took place and was able to call 911. In a heroic effort, two of our boom operators managed to subdue Newamush and hold him until he was brought to custody. GuruChaz subsequently filed charges for moral turpitude and verbal battery. Newamush is currently being held on bond.

Tukuul

Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 11:03 pm Click here to edit this post

Correction: Newamush is currently being held without bond. Court date to be announced.

Tukuul

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 10:10 am Click here to edit this post

BUSTED! Spamgirl Has Outside Mysterious Contact With Aliens

Just days into the game, what turned out to originally be ESP/Women's Intuition turned out to be something more when Spamgirl's ploy to take the upper hand in Game II was exposed in a thread earlier today. After much explaining and confessing, it became clear that Spamgirl was using an unidentified communications device to contact alien beings from another solar system. More details later as the story develops...

Tukuul

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:11 pm Click here to edit this post

Kevin Mitnick Crashes TVCH? Or Was It "The Infamous mIRC Script"?

Just minutes after the gameplayers settled into this evening's chat, onlookers watched as one of the game's players, Spamgirl, suddenly disappeared. Just moments after that, she appeared again only to be dropped a second time. Third time's a charm right? Well, not exactly. Soon afterwards, Spam had announced that the service provider had been banned. The next thing all the spectators and players realize is that their individual ISPs had been banned and nothing could be accessed on the messageboards. Was this a malicious attempt by a hacker on the TVCH? Was it "the script"? Where was the Gu and MissLibra during all of this? Could one of them be Kevin Mitnick or is Kevin Mitnick impersonating one of them? Maybe they were just in the back of a van somewhere. Could one of the attending players or a disgruntled viewer be Kevin Mitnick? Is he lurking among us?

Yes, as your source of reliable news, we are the only ones who have the true answer. Our video editing crew was able to point out the culprit after an anonymous peeping tom filmed the incident. No, it wasn't Kevin Mitnick or the annoying script. It wasn't even a disgruntled viewer.

It was Neil who accidentally kicked the server plug out of the wall in a drunken stupor.

Lancecrossfire

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:15 pm Click here to edit this post

Tukuul--this is great!! I'm thinking he would sometimes like to do that to our little game. Or has he come over to the dark side of the board yet?

<putting some of those Temptation Island women in front of him to get him here>

Tukuul

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:17 pm Click here to edit this post

Thanks Lance! I think I've seen him pop over here briefly a few times.

Leap

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:28 pm Click here to edit this post

Ha ha, Kevin Mitnick, good one.

Maddie

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:38 pm Click here to edit this post

ROFLOL... me is starting to think Tukuul's first name is is Kevin! :o)

Moondance

Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 11:43 pm Click here to edit this post

That was great!

Lalavoom

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 06:55 am Click here to edit this post

Excellent job Mr TOO COOL.
I was hoping you would pick up on Azriel's "panties in a wad" thing though.
I thought you might do a nice spread about G-strings, considering her panties are always in a "wad."

You might give some kind of headline like what?

Azrial's Panties Were Wadded Up So Much She was Offered a G-String. Just For Comfort. The Fans Went Wild!

Or maybe her under garments were just TOO COOL for your touch?

I know you prefer the jockey straps, but indulge the rest of us would ya?

Now I am sounding like a "female lover" (not that there is anything wrong with that; to use a sienfeldism)

It is very hard to feel for the "female cause" without being accused of batting for your own team. If ya know what I mean. I am sure you do.
Well maybe not YOU ( men )

Tukuul

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:15 am Click here to edit this post

I guess I haven't found that convo yet. Hmmmmm

Also, we are tabloid and we are not biased.

Lalavoom

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:18 am Click here to edit this post

very cute

Lalavoom

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:21 am Click here to edit this post

a tabloid that had no bias

Lalavoom

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:22 am Click here to edit this post

or has

Lalavoom

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:23 am Click here to edit this post

no bias

Lalavoom

Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:25 am Click here to edit this post

i would have to disagree of course