Elitist | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 08:13 am  <lays mat on floor and assumes the Lotus position> Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor Nnnnng Iam Bor |
Misslibra | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:37 pm  Hmmmm ... Elitist is meditating lets see if it helps. If it does I think I might try it myself. |
Guruchaz | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 04:50 pm  Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Mmmmmmmmmmmm Bill Gatus of Borg Meecaleccahi mecca hiney ho |
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 05:06 pm  Merlin, translator needed here. Ohhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Ocean_Islands | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:16 pm  Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmyyyyyyy ggggggggggoooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooo ooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggguuuuuu uuuuuuyyyyyyyyyyssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeee iiiiiidddddddiiiiiiiiooooottts! |
Guruchaz | Thursday, January 18, 2001 - 06:20 pm  <pops in, sweating from an unusual dayfilled mad dash, and prays for his idiocy and pops out> |
Elitist | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:33 am  <lays mat on floor and assumes the Lotus position> Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam Owah tagu siam |
Elitist | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 07:44 am  Today's Sermon Has anyone noticed how this game is like a religious experience? Here we are, isolated from the universe and from each other. We know that there are superior beings out there somewhere that are watching us and that hold our fate in their hands. They discuss us, they dissect us, they chew us up and spit us out like the insects that we are. How do we know this? Because we have signs in the sky that appear telling us of the wonders above. They show us that the gods know our names, and that they care about us. And we get yellow rocks from the skies that bear messages about what we should do and not do. And when we speak in groups, we can see their names written in the clouds. And most wonderous of all we have our personal goddesses - Hostess1, Hostess2, and the Gator, Holy Trinity that they are. And they talk to us. And reassure us. And admonish us. And question us. And play games with us. And reward us. And sometimes they even let their brothers and sisters speak to us. And why are we here? For the purification of our souls. For he who shall be true to himself shall rise in the end to the ultimate reward, while others shall be cast out and be the lowest of the low of the gods outside. So brothers and sisters, let us take the yoke that has been placed upon our shoulders, and please the gods that we may someday rise to be with them as equals, not servants. Shall we pray? |
Azriel | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:05 am  Amen, Brother Elite!
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Guruchaz | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:35 am  <Astonishly prays to Brother E's sermon and then wipes the yolk off his shoulder> |
Elitist | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:40 am  Damn thee Brother Guruchaz for nodding off during my sermon and thinking I said yolk. Hie thee to the hot tub and stay there for three rinse cycles and one back rub from Brother Newamush. |
Guruchaz | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:12 am  I heard thee, Brother E. (or is that Father E now?)  |
Elitist | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 11:41 am  I am working on Pope E. You know - the sailor. |
Guruchaz | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 12:07 pm  uh huh huh You roh! |
Juju2bigdog | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 12:14 pm  Harry, Harry Poobah. Harry Harry poobah. harry, harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah harry harry poobah Ohhhhhhmmmmmmmmm. |
Elitist | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:02 am  Holy Lady of Digits, hear my pleas Forgive me of my sin of impatience, of pushiness, of strategy, of speaking of things personal. Holy Nos, at the right hand of the Lady Forgive me for screwing up, for letting you down, and for not eating my oranges. Holy Gator, The Hand of God Forgive me for my long red room sessions, my multiple sessions, and the rambling. Bless me sweet Trinity. Amen |
Juju2bigdog | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:56 am  Keep working on it, elit. You are getting there. good thing this ain't Sunday. Ohhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. |
Elitist | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:18 pm  Please attend Sunday Services Opening remarks - "Yesterday" - Guruchaz Duet - "I've Got You Babe" - Ocean and Spam Solo - "Mama Told Me Not To Come" - Joni Prayer - "Oops I Did It Again" - MissLibra Solo - "I Am The Walrus" - Merlin Sermon - "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow" - Elitist Invitation - "Happiness Is A Warm Gun" - Juju Closing Song - "I've Got A Brand New Pair of Roller Skates" - Newamush Closing Prayer - "Is That All There Is?" - Azriel |
Juju2bigdog | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 04:38 pm  Ding ding ding, give that man a kewpie doll. extremely cute, elitist.
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Joni | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:25 pm  :::Practicing solo:: Ah this is a lovely chapel to sing in. The acustics are wonderful. La la la la la la la la la..hummm::forgot words::: |
Newamush | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 07:32 pm  I will definitely attend that service, Elite. But I don't think you've ever seen me on roller skates. Not pretty. |
Misslibra | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 10:42 pm  Elitist what a nice sermon. I hope I'm here to attend next Sunday's.  |
Elitist | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 08:51 am  Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev Rrrrrrrrrrrr imabe leeev |
Joni | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 08:20 pm  :::Kneels down and says a little prayer:: I hope that all of you have a great time in here and remember that I will be watching so no badmouthing me when I am out |
Juju2bigdog | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 08:23 pm  Nobody is going to bad mouth you, Joni. Joni, we barely knew you. (except spam) Go in peace. amen. |