Ok Let's Have Some Fun!!! Jokes Needed Here!
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Ok Let's Have Some Fun!!! Jokes Needed Here!
Katie | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 02:18 pm  Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years." "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part." |
Leap | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 02:28 pm  I am terrible with jokes but my brother emailed me this on Halloween. I hope that not everyone has seen it. It is kinda cute in a punny sort of way. A man was walking home alone late one night when > he hears a....... > > >BUMP... > > > > > >BUMP... > > > > > >BUMP... behind him. > > > > > >Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him > > > > > >BUMP... > > > > > >BUMP... > > > > > >BUMP... > > > > > >Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ... > > > > > >faster... > > > > > >faster... > > > > > >BUMP... > > > > > >BUMP.... > > > > > >BUMP. > > > > > >He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. . > > > > > >However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ... > > > > > >clappity-BUMP... > > > > > >clappity-BUMP... > > > > > >clappity-BUMP... > > > > > >clappity-BUMP... > > > > > >on the heels of the terrified man.... . > > > > > >Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. . > > > > > >With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. > > > > > >The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin. > > > > > >Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >The coffin stops. > > > > > > |
Amajay | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 02:47 pm  Here is a joke from a "lurker". Frank was excited about his new rifle. So he went bear hunting. >>He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap >>on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear. >> >>The black bear said "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death >>or we have sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though >>he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. >> >>He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. >> >>There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear >>stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. >>You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough >>sex." >> >>Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it >>would take several months before Frank finally recovered. >> >>Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly >>and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his >>shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. >> >>The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, >>do you?" |
Nikkid | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 03:07 pm  What is the Blonds mating call? . . . . . . . "I'm soooo drunk! What is the Redheads mating call? . . . . . . . "NEXT!" What is the Brunettes mating call? . . . . . . . "Has that goddamn Blond left yet?!" What is the homely Blonds mating call? . . . . . . . "I SAID I WAS DRUUUUUUNK!!!!!!!!" |
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