Moondance | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:34 pm  Roger... you are a never at aloss with me... how come? You can do this I think he just likes to see me get into trouble |
Roger_Ramjet | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:35 pm  Geez, at least give her some good "material" to work with!!! You sadistic bas!ard--I thought you liked May!!!! lol |
Himay10ns | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:35 pm  Can I just cut and paste Xenia's bathroom fantasy?? LOL Geez, I hope all the kids have gone to bed..... |
Vykin | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:37 pm  HIMAYS READ MY LAST POST YOU HAVE A DARE TO DO!!! (oh god help me jesus!) |
Himay10ns | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:37 pm  Vyk, I haven't had sex in over 8 months, I'm going to have to read the manual before I take that dare..... |
Luke | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:38 pm  Hey... I've missed so much! I have questions now! hehehe |
Moondance | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:39 pm  May... fake it! |
Vykin | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:40 pm  HiMays............you chose the dare, you must comply. Moon and LUke did. Your numbers up now. |
Vykin | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:41 pm  Lukor! Absofrickenlukely (god i love that word now) good to see you. Tell Himays she has to do her dare or else! |
Roger_Ramjet | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:42 pm  OUCH!!!!!!!!!! I hate it when women do that to guys!!!!!!!!!! 8 months???? You have nothing to worry about---I'm into multiple years!!! lol |
Moondance | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:42 pm  maybe she is doing it now... give her a minute... oh I am sorry it has been so long for me... doesn't it last longer than that |
Luke | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:43 pm  May... c'mon! You can do it! I'll help you if needed! Vykin--what other language(s) do you speak? Roger--you answered a potentially homosexual question without me present! how could you! |
Roger_Ramjet | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:43 pm  Never force a woman to have sex--not even virtual sex!!! |
Roger_Ramjet | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:44 pm  Moon--double OUCH!! |
Vykin | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:46 pm  Luke scroll up i listed everything |
Luke | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:47 pm  cool! you also speak spanish! cool! we should have some private conversations... unless there's anyone else in here that speaks spanish! hehehe |
Luke | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:49 pm  Did you guys dare May to have sex in here? OMG! |
Roger_Ramjet | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:49 pm  Hey Vyk--when we get out of here, will to teach me to speak and understand Russian???? |
Moondance | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:50 pm  I'll pretend to know what you are saying |
Roger_Ramjet | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:50 pm  Not "you guys"----Vyk did it!!!!!!!!!! I'd never do anything like that!!! Not me! |
Himay10ns | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:52 pm  I hear his car pull into the garage....he's right on time, as usual. He follows the trail of bread crumbs into the kitchen where I'm standing at the stove wearing nothing but saran wrap and black heels. I drop the spatula I'm using on purpose and bend over to pick it up bearing my round behind and reminding him of the tattoo I got when we were first married. "Roger will always have my " I turn around and smile that familiar smile. The one that says, "Come here baby, I want to pour barbeque sauce all over you and suck you like a rib!" He instinctively peels off his clothes like a ripe banana and lunges for my melons. I stop him and make him beg for his supper.... I tease him by licking the long handled spoon I was stirring with, up and down, up and down, slowly, slowly. He's crying now, asking for more gruel. It's like a sordid scene from "Oliver". I grab his nuts and ask him if he wants to "top" my ice cream sundae. I remind him not to forget the cherry... Our meeting is fast and furious and I pick myself up off the floor to finish cooking dinner. What's that white creamy stuff dripping down my leg?? OHHHHH, it's melted ice cream. Just call me the Dairy Queen.... |
Moondance | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:53 pm  Hey Rabbit... I see right through you! |
Luke | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:53 pm  OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMYYYYYYYY GGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm pissing in my pants I'm laughing so loud!!!! |
Vykin | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:54 pm  Hey sorry waited but have to sign off for half and hour I will be rite back though |
Roger_Ramjet | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 08:55 pm  Ok, I can see the headlines tomorrow on the outside board---"ratings, among other things, shoots through roof!" |