Ok Let's Have Some Fun!!! Jokes Needed Here!

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Katie

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 02:18 pm Click here to edit this post
Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a
dental appointment.

Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to
be posted today, he asked his son if he got a part. Matt
enthusiastically announced that he'd gotten a part. "I
play a man who's been married for twenty years."

"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before
you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."

Leap

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 02:28 pm Click here to edit this post
I am terrible with jokes but my brother emailed me this on Halloween. I hope that not everyone has seen it. It is kinda cute in a punny sort of way.

A man was walking home alone late one night when
> he hears a.......
> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >BUMP... behind him.
> > >
> > >Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
> > >
> > >BUMP...
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> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >BUMP...
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> > >Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
> > >
> > >faster...
> > >
> > >faster...
> > >
> > >BUMP...
> > >
> > >BUMP....
> > >
> > >BUMP.
> > >
> > >He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. .
> > >
> > >However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
> > >
> > >clappity-BUMP...
> > >
> > >clappity-BUMP...
> > >
> > >clappity-BUMP...
> > >
> > >clappity-BUMP...
> > >
> > >on the heels of the terrified man.... .
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> > >Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .
> > >
> > >With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
> > >
> > >The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
> > >
> > >Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition.
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> > >The coffin stops.
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> > >

Amajay

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 02:47 pm Click here to edit this post
Here is a joke from a "lurker".


Frank was excited about his new rifle. So he went bear hunting.
>>He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was then a tap
>>on his shoulder, and he turned round to see a big black bear.
>>
>>The black bear said "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death
>>or we have sex." Frank decided to bend over. Even though
>>he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.
>>
>>He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it.
>>
>>There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear
>>stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake,
Frank.
>>You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we'll have rough
>>sex."
>>
>>Again, Frank thought it was better to comply. Although he survived, it
>>would take several months before Frank finally recovered.
>>
>>Outraged he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly
>>and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was a tap on his
>>shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
>>
>>The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the
hunting,
>>do you?"

Nikkid

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 03:07 pm Click here to edit this post
What is the Blonds mating call?
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"I'm soooo drunk!

What is the Redheads mating call?
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"NEXT!"

What is the Brunettes mating call?
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"Has that goddamn Blond left yet?!"

What is the homely Blonds mating call?
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"I SAID I WAS DRUUUUUUNK!!!!!!!!"