Seek the Mole now . . . WHO is it ?
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Seek the Mole now . . . WHO is it ?
Annagator | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 08:32 am  ~slapping forehead~ Saran wrap!?! Why didn't I think of that? ~walking away dejectedly~ |
Vasix | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 08:35 am  Trying Saran Wrap now...ACK!...WHEEEZE....ACCCK....mmfrofmmooo...<plop, thunk!> Concert PA system: Vasix has LEFT the building! |
Wcv63 | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:14 pm  Vasix I can't believe people have left you in here suffocating since 8:35AM! Call the paramedics!! removing saran wrap.....can you breathe now? VASIX...SPEAK TO ME!!! |
Lafatme | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 02:44 pm  vasix, what is that strange that tangerines make? is it singing or actual conversation? |
Vasix | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 03:08 pm  LAFATME & WCV! ROFL. No, Lafatme, it seems I am a durn apple tree so it wasn't my tangerines talking. And WCV the stupid paramedics came (word has it a mole called them after talking to Vykin, I/Ming Arreal, asking Whit for a blessing, telling Ocean there is no "we" in "mole", writing a bogus NYT article and trying to determine how many times "anything goes" can be made to sound like "except what "we" say goes) and revived me. So I peeled the darn stuff off my face only to discover that the stupid "Cheater, cheater" stuff is still going on. But now it seems there are more cheaters than jurors so we're gonna have to just jail the whole crew. Now we just gotta figure out who wants to be whose cellmate... |
Karuuna | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 03:29 pm  Vasictomy -- you slay me sometimes. But I just got out of one jail, I won't go back I tell ya, I'll take everyone down with me if'n I hafta!  |
Vasix | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 04:32 pm  Kar: We get to pick our own cellmates. And I tell you I'm not picking anyone who thinks you can cheat in a game that says: let pretend we are playing "lets pretend". And then have to listen to people who were talking to their friends talk about people talking to their friends and calling them cheaters. And I call top bunk, that way if I fall out of bed, I get a couple of easy days in the infirmary. |
Wcv63 | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 04:37 pm  I have been on the run from the Magical Mole Monitor for a couple of days now. I have crippled their patrol (it was easy enough to do, I wrestled a flashlight away from one of the GIs. He was drunk at the time) and I hear 1/2 their force went AWOL. Additionally, I have heard on good authority that their tank was sabataged and the sled dog ran away to warmer climes. |
Adven39 | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 05:51 pm  Not exactly, Wcv! What you say is true, but the sled dog had puppies which will be elite fighting machines in a few years, the other GI went to Walmart and picked up a flashlight on the installment plan and his girlfriend didn't have anything better to do, so she enlisted. As for the tank...well, we're considering offers from a salvage yard or we may just have the sled dogs pull it when they grow up. We're back in business! |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 06:42 pm  I saw someone named guaca posting could this be the mole? |
Annagator | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 06:58 pm  Guaca? Marvelous Mole Monitor! Twiggy has figured it out! Over here! Isn't that weird, too, because I've heard of guacamole, which I really don't like anyway, but I never thought.... wait a minute... ~walking out dejectedly again, muttering about saran wrap~ |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 07:30 pm  lol Anna! Hey I saw your post in the members area. I am a Gators fan too. |
Karuuna | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 07:31 pm  Vas -- i'm so confused. Are we pretending that we're pretending to go to a pretend jail? And u can have the top bunk. It's not that I'm afraid of heights or anything. It's the falling that scares the *** out of me! |
Wcv63 | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 07:37 pm  Karuuna, we're IMAGINING that we're pretending that we're pretending to go to a pretend jail AND we're pretending to flee from pretend sled puppies, pretend sabotaged tanks and pretend drunk GIs with pretend flashlights. Does that clear things up for you? |
Karuuna | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 07:45 pm  Wcv -- clear as the whole role of the mole on the grassy knoll. There were two moles, right? Pretend moles... I'm beyond help. Lock me up now. Save yourselves. |
Drdude | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 08:04 pm  ~ Bringing in the restraints~ |
Karuuna | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 08:11 pm  DrDude -- knew I could count on you. Quick, I'll distract them and u slap the restraints on 'em. We'll have 'em all locked up in no time. Wait... why are u looking at me like that? Doc? Wcv? RCMP? u've got the wrong one! I'm innocent, I swear it! Well, sort of innocent, well, wait now...let me clarify... Aaahhhh... heeeelllllpppp.. |
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