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Nikkid

Friday, October 06, 2000 - 11:05 pm Click here to edit this post
Day One
Day one has begun (to avoid messy lawsuits and complete plagerism, I shall refer to them as gerbils) and the gerbils have begun to scurry about.
First Challange(theirs our ours?
A profile of the web guests, by the web guests:
Vykin - 1st up to bat. After he introduces himself as the next presidential candidate, I confess, I got bored, I moved on.
Arreal - The second gerbil's heartfelt introspective moment, complete with artwork. This little gerbil -- er, pardon "la petite artiste la poop ah natural*" likes to poop in the woods. Let's move on, I didn't care for it the first time around on roofs.
*all bad accents belong to this author alone
Luke- I'm thinking Spiff Spaceman has nothing to fear from ol' Luke boy. He verbally vomits something akin to "thank you for choosing me" and leaves abruptly to down some valium (is it just me or is anyone else having CBS casting agent flashbacks?).
HiMay10Ns- After droning on about snow white, oh I mean herself, she tells us that she's waiting for her prince. THEN she commits the unpardonable sin of telling us she's dating a gynocologist. Hello! As a card carrying member of the female race, not only has she bagged a doctor, but one who knows where both the g-spot and the *happy* spot is. Obviously this one snuck past the pych test.
Moondance- This gerbil had far too much fun in the 90's, lot's of lost time... Perhaps it will be best for the viewers, we shall be spared the whole dating history thing - *yawn*
Mantastic- "huh?"
Rodger_Ramjet- I saw this and I was excited for the first time this evening - RIGHT ON!! Male Porn Star!! That sooo totally beat the done stripper thing. But then I made the mistake of reading the profile. Wake me when it's over.
Zebulon- He thinks he's being funny. I think he's just a redneck. Yippi yi ki yay yippi yo. But seriously, he did find the spell check in time to just keep this profiles in the bounds of embarrassing as opposed to, well, let's just not go there yet.
Xenia- *ahem* Clearing my throat and wiping the tears from my eyes. No, I kid you not... Of course I'm sure that the authors intention was not to send me into tears of frustration that I actually had to read this tome. Hell wasn't it enough that I read Anne Franks Diary in High School? Does this gerbil not know you DONT give up that much on the first day? Might as well banish her, I already know more then I wanted to, and what really fries my hiney is, Not only was she late to the board - but how much TIME did I have to wait for this?

Ocean_Islands

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 08:47 am Click here to edit this post
Oooh -- catty!


Meow, mwrarh!

Catbowl

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 09:25 am Click here to edit this post
Hey...Ocean...I resemble that remark

Sara

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 11:31 am Click here to edit this post
Nikkid - LOL good job.

Digilady

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 12:35 pm Click here to edit this post
Nik: you go girl! You can definitely write.

Ocean_Islands

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 07:01 pm Click here to edit this post
I can't wait to hear day two.

Twiggyish

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 07:14 pm Click here to edit this post
Keep up the updates! One correction, Vykin isn't boring.

Nikkid

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 02:51 pm Click here to edit this post
Day 2
Our little gerbils are still in fantasy land.

Gerbilett Arreal begs the viewers... Please don't form a voting block for meeeeee. Ok, sure, I wont. But she asks again. YES ARREAL I WONT. ...(sigh)and again... Screw it, I'm forming a voting block AGAINST YOU.

Randy Roger? He appears to be the women's choice of prime rib, although dissing the real prime rib for HAGGIS?! However on day two, the only overt sexual come-on was for the host, I ask you - who's doinking who? I beg you - does it have to be doink? I would prefer mad monkey love myself, but that's just me.

Xenia our warrior rodent! She started off slow, and the tome aside, she scored points and hours of searching for the archive of her broadcast monkey love session. I didn't find it, she must be banished!

Luke babe... Ah, did he not say the phrase we all thought we would hear Curtis say? (and I quote)"And yes, Im GAY." Power to the gerbils. BTW I think that not only is Xenia the warrior *psychic* rodent psychic... Seems all of the scurrious ones knew Luke babe was gay before the confession. Was this documented in the group think thread? Either that or my gaydar is outta whack.

Talisker the *slutty* gerbil. Don't blame her, it's the editing. Ok, I'm done giggling manically to myself. I will add this tho, If she says "word up" again, I personally will fly a "banish Talis for outdated slang" banner.

Mantastic Mouse... And as for his vote - I actually would have gone with Mantabulous, or, barring that Sexxy_Sam69, just a thought. Too bad he seems to have snuck into Lukes valium bottle and presently in a coma.

Mooooonmamba, as I watch her, I'm thinking she should be *slutty* gerbil and Talisker should be *spicy* gerbil. I must think on this (and believe you me, it hurts the first time). But beyond that, I'm thinking of sending my therapists card over the wall for her -- NOBODY LISTENS TO ME!! Of course not, they are checking out yer T & A. Hey - I just state the facts.

You have to admire Vykin Gerbil, ah he's sooo muy macho! If you watch, (as I have, obsessively) you would notice a goodly percentage of his posts begin with "Hey Arreal" My fun of course began when Arreal made some statement about having experience with homosexuality... He was ALL over it! Who here besides the author thinks he was going for the "letters to penthouse" type confessions?

Ok, either I am having an acid flashback, or is HiMayMouse the biggest flip-flop you've ever seen. Gosh, and I thought Jorden was entertaining. Don't get me wrong - I believe in the big book, but MayMouse quotes scriptures relevant to any quasi serious discussion where she might have to have an opinion. Then cries foul when anyone questions her and then goes on to backtrack all and everything esp. the dominate opinion of the moment is of course, *her* real opinion. Confused? Me too. Don't even get me started about her condom and sex comments. If you are going to be the "good Christian gerbil" of the game, no copying *slutty* gerbil. Perhaps I throw two therapist cards over the wall.

Lastly Zebulon the Space Gerbil from hell. All I can say at this point is, all though Vykin bombed out in his quest for penthouse letters, you my manmouse have given me a printout I will treasure (at least until next months issue arrives). Thank you for the touching and graphic memories.

Last item for this days article... Just WHOSE jockstrap is Xenia holding?! I've been twigging on this for 24 hours, and have only come up with one conclusion. The gerbelettes must have violated the comatose Mantabulous and that's my story and I'm sticking with it -- Until tomorrow.

Ocean_Islands

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 03:13 pm Click here to edit this post
Hey Nik

Love it, keep it up.

But you missed the boat on ManT. He must have been posting as you were writing. Or don't you like erotic fiction?

Sandyc

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 03:22 pm Click here to edit this post
Great summaries. They say all the live feed posters wish they could say but you know... just-the-facts-please-police would come and get us.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Twiggyish

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 08:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Well said. I am still laughing at the images conjured from your summary. Keep it up!

Nikkid

Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 06:38 pm Click here to edit this post
(A belated) Day 3
In the land of the Rat race our gerbils preformed - and oh! how they preformed! First Mmmantabulous made me say "Zeb who?" I think I have a calling - I WANNA BE AN ENGLISH TEACHER! But then he said he was a surfer, and damned if I now don't visualize an 86 year old Spiccoli. (sigh) When *will* my next Penthouse Issue make it here?

Then there was a lovely fight - right away i put my money on Xenia! That gerbilettes balls must take up the entire couch! Zeb tried to keep up with her, but the mind f_ck comment basically had him just going through the motions. Poor Zeb the wanna-be reb (tho - who here besides me, thought the joke WAS funny? *snicker, snicker*).

Xenia though... Just where is that article on "groupthink" I really need it for reference. Xenia - my warrior mouselett, really I was all set to send those razors over post haste but the hug monsters got to her! Those evil petite mouse droppings! Ever since they laid a toxic {{{Xenia}}} on her, her postings have carried laughter and (GASP) the most telling -- SMILEYS!! We must bring back my caustic little gerbil! My banner -- XENIA DONT EAT THE FOOD - LACED WITH PROZAC!! I believe this situation can be saved until she actually hugs someone.

Ahhh Vykin, lol, taking on the Big H? I'm so proud of you... Of course if the he is a she, guess I'll see you on weds.

The rest of the Gerbils? The saccharine will kill me - I hear it has cancer causing agents. I personally am going to run screaming if Roger offers to *sympathetically* listen to someone. He really *cares* and is concerned for their *feelings* (PUKE!) Then Arreal... Ah Arreal - If nothing else, she has provided me with the inspiration of a new clipart drinking game! Move on to Talisker - what a tease! I think the host was ripped off! She keeps alluding to sleeping with all of the male guests (and thus keeping us in the running with the Italian BB) but what have we received? A big fat ZERO - Nothing nada. Can we sue her for misrepresentation? (ps. she ties into my arreal clipart drinking game - everytime you see those lips - freaking down a beer bong) Himaymouse - the incredible gerbil yo-yo... flipped and flopped again - new Xenia admirer. Then there is (was?) Luke Babe, downed the valium, sleeping in the same hidden nest as Mmmmantabulous occupied two days ago. Mooniemouse - just ticks me off for destroying the Xenia I knew and loved, but did score pointage by making the warrior one paranoid!

My message to the Mice - ROGER - BEND HER OVER!