Archive through October 15, 2000
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Archive through October 15, 2000
Vykin | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 10:49 pm  Took a nap today and God came to me in a vision and said go spread the word to all in the Playroom, including myself (I'm not quite sure what he meant, does this refer to banishment day, when two of us will be banished? and eight will be left?)(p.s. I was surprised to see that God uses email also). "The LORD will grant that the enemies who rise up against you will be defeated before you. They will come at you from one direction but flee from you in eight." |
Arreal | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 11:00 pm  What is God's e-mail Addy? Does He write back? Maybe I should send Him an e-mail and ask Him to let my horns have grown larger to hold up my halo. My halo keeps slipping and the in me comes out. |
Vykin | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 11:30 pm  hush arreal God will get you for that. Regarding God's email address: I tried to email him, but he is receiving any outside email at this time. |
Xenia | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 07:33 am  Church? I love this!!! |
Vykin | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 11:19 am  Xenia, hi, nice banner we got today for thinxgiving! Did you see the confessional booth over in the corner? I thought some of our catholic friends would like that. |
Luke | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 11:29 am  Hehehe... I can play the pipe organ and the piano. What hymn should we start service with? |
Arreal | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 12:15 pm  How Great Thou Art |
Vykin | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 05:48 pm  Okay Luke, you can be the Church Lady |
Himay10ns | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 05:56 pm  "Isn't that special!"  |
Luke | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 06:22 pm  Cool... But I want to choose my OWN choir gown (with gold lamay, of course!), and I need to have my own (diva) solo! |
Xenia | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 07:54 pm  <taking the Volume "A" from under my arm and laying down on a pew> I want some peace and quiet and time away from these people! I hope no one comes in for an hour or two. I love the stained glass in here. But everything that a church represents leaves me conflicted about what is going on with me internally. Being here isn't helping that internal struggle. <sigh> <I open the book and start reading> I should go in the house and get the "H" volume. I need to reminded of how Hemingway survived strife in his life... Now there was a God. I'm sitting here talking to myself and I am enjoying it! |
Vykin | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 12:38 am  (walk in late nite, no one here, thinking to self: Okay, I know I'm not catholic, but I really need to use their confessional. Hmm I see Xenia has fallen asleep on the pew, I'll just sneak by before anyone sees me)(Okay, whew! made it in the confessional) Psst God-yeah its me, okay, now like I'm not catholic, but I need to talk to you. Oh Big G, I love catholics, many friends of that faith, but frankly G, I'm still a Christian, I would join the catholic religion, except G when they die they have to go to purgatory, before they come to heaven - but in my belief, when I die I go directly to heaven, so thats why, it seems a faster way to get to you my way. OKay, sorry G I know I'm rambling just not sure how this confessional works. Okay, here it goes, today, we were talking about embarrassing moments, and without thinking I blurted out, you know, well uhmm about that thing, you know when I got "Tripp-ed up". Well I just want to see if you've forgiven me, cuz after all, I did build this church here. Okay, (sweating profusely) God, forgive me, I'll do how many ever "Hello Mary's" you want me to. Okay, I think I have the hang of this, one more thing, tonite I blasted the Big H, regarding duplication of Request Folders, I guess I just got angry, but really Big G, I am sorry. Okay, I gotta go now, my people await my nightly address> Okay bye God, oh you're kinda kewl! |
Moondance | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 12:42 am  I Vykin ... Thought I would bring you one of my fountains for the Church... They are good for meditation, prayer or just for a claming effect. |
Moondance | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 12:44 am  well I meant to say Hi Vykin not I Vykin ... sounds like you were talking to yourself |
Vykin | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 11:04 am  lol Moon, nice fountain! I love you. Maybe people can throw coins into it when they come in, and we could raise a bit of extra cash for groceries. Sound like a plan? If we put it by the door? |
Moondance | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 12:38 pm  LOL Vykin ... I love it ... meditate, pray, have serenity and while you at it ... through a coin in and make a wish! What more could ya want! |
Vykin | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 06:32 pm  Hey Big G me again, Xenias been after my butt all day long so I'm just popping in to throw a few coins in the fountain so she could get some therapy when she leaves: , , There, I've given my 2 cents worth |
Vykin | Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 03:16 pm  walks in takes helmet off, cuz this is the Big G's house, . There, now I think I'll just sit in one of the pews for some meditation. Well, I wonder what today will bring for my housemates. I wish mantastic had said goodbye, or talked with someone in here before he left. I wish him "godspeed". I sense there was some conflict between Moon and Xenia. I hope they can resolve it. Overall I think Xenia is a great person. This is certainly a test of ourselves Big G. I suppose we are all responsible for our own actions. But I know even if there are atheists in this house, that they never walk alone. Well I guess I should go prepare the legal issue with Big H. I am confident things will be resolved. Well, happy thursday, Big G. It sure is peaceful in here. |
Vykin | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 06:34 am  Happy Saturday Big G, as you know the dark clouds of darkness descended upon our house yesterday. But the winds of change eventually rolled over the mountains and tweaked us all back on track. Yes, big G once again, the train is moving, slowly but its moving. |
Zebulon | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 07:24 pm  <confesses his sins for the week so he does not burn in hell> (No offense intended...really.) What exactly is this room for? |
Vykin | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 07:38 pm  zeb this room is for whatever you want it to be if you want to meditate, go ahead, if you want to confess sins go ahead, if you want to throw coins into the fountain, thats fine too its a sanctuary from the other rooms |
Talisker | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 06:12 pm  Hmmm . . this seems like a nice quiet place to sit down and reflect for a while (then I can at least think about cleaning my house)  |
Vykin | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 08:18 pm  Okay Big G realize this is the 7th day and you are resting, so I won't disturb you. |
Zebulon | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 10:15 pm  In The Beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth... And the Earth was without form, and void, And darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Devil said, "It doesn't get any better than this." And so God created Man in His own image; Male and female He created them. And God looked upon Man and Woman And saw that they were lean and fit. And God populated the earth With broccoli and cauliflower and spinach And green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And so the Devil created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double cheeseburger. And the Devil said to Man, "You want fries with that?" And Man said, "Super size them." And Man gained five pounds. And so God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure. But the Devil brought forth chocolate. And Woman gained five pounds. And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." And the Devil brought forth Ben and Jerry's. And Woman gained 10 pounds. And God said, Why doth thou eatest thus? "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them." But the Devil brought forth chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained 10 pounds And his bad cholesterol went through the roof. And so God brought forth running shoes. And Man resolved to lose those extra pounds. And the Devil brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. And Man gained another 20 pounds. And so God brought forth the potato, A vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition And the Devil peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fat fried them. And the Devil created sour cream dip. And Man clutched his remote control And ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. And the Devil saw and said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest. And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. And the Devil cancelled Man's health insurance. So God showed Woman how to peel the skin off chicken and cook the nourishing whole grain brown rice. And the Devil created light beer so Man could poison his body, while feeling righteous because he had to drink twice as much of the now-insipid brew to get the same buzz. And Man gained another 10 pounds. And Woman ventured forth Into the land of Godiva chocolate, And upon returning asked Man, "Do I look fat?" And the Devil said, "Always tell the truth." And Man did. And Woman went out from the presence of Man and dwelt in the land of the divorce lawyer, East of the marriage counselor. And the Devil said, "It doesn't get any better than this." |
Vykin | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 10:54 pm  ROFLMAO ZEB! (can we do that in church laugh?) |
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