Archive through November 01, 2000

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Optics

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:10 pm Click here to edit this post
Enter Interrogator:
Xenia the Court Gestapo:"All present please rise"

Interrogator speaks: We will deal with the first case on the docket.
"Optics aka Vykin aka Erdyn aka ThePrez, aka yet to be identified alias. Versus TheFreeWorld.

Interrogator: Are all parties present?
"yes"
Lawyer for Optics please begin:

"Good afternoon Judge Gator, I am representing Optics today, my name is Meesta Cockran, and before I start, I want to thank my dreamteam, because its only the best of lawyers for Optics.
Now Judge Gator, I open my statement with the undeniable promise that I intend to use the "Race Card" against my clients attackers. This was all about race, your honor, nothing more nothing less.

Judge Gator: Optics Executioners, do you have an opening statement?

OE: "Yes, your honor, we will be short and to the point". Members of the public, we are here to drag Optics behind a Canadian pickup truck until he/she drops dead. We will leave no stone unturned to ensure Optics is exposed as a fraud, a cheater, a liar, and we highly suspect, Optics is not really a Canadian citizen."

Judge Gator: (rolls his eyes)
"Okay, Meesta Cockran proceed with your defence"

(interruption) OE objection, your honor, sidebar, sidebar.

Judge Gator: (thinks to self: This is gonna be a loooonnnng trial)

OE and MC&the Technicolor Dreamteam approach the bench. OE whispers: "Judge, why does MC go first?" , MC spots the court room camera and rolls his eyes and flashes his Armani supplied suit.
Judge Gator: "OE, because thats the way its taught in Law School, first the defence, then the executioners"
(judge raises his voice) Okay, proceed Meesta Cockran.

MC: "Thank you Your Honor" I will call only one witness to the stand. I call Optics"

Optics rises and approaches the witness stand.

Xenster the court assistant speaks: "Optic, Vykin, oh shit what ever the F*ck your name is, repeat after me: I, Giblets swear to tell the truth the whole truth so help me God"

Giblets takes the affirmation, which his a right in Canada. Giblets then sits in the hot seat.

MC: "Optics, Dr. Guruchaz has provided a psychiatric and psychological assessment of you, he says you have been found to be of sound mind and body. There is no indication of mental unstability. Is that correct?"

Optics: Yes

Judge Gator glances at his watch and notes its nearing the dinner hour.

Judge Gator: "We are approaching the dinner hour, this court will be in recess for one hour, at which time court will resume. I emphatically and STRONGLY DEMAND (he pulls a polished bat out from under the bench and swings it in a menacing fashion) THERE WILL NOT BE ANY OUTSIDE OBSERVATIONS POSTED IN THIS COURT ROOM, UNTIL THE TRIAL IS OVER. THE COURT CAMERAS HAVE NOW BEEN CONNECTED. BUT THIS IS A TRIAL, I ASK THAT YOU REMAIN SILENT!!!!! AND I MEAN IT!!!

Xenia: BOOMS OUT "ALL YOU DUMB GIMBLETS VOYEURS GET OFF YOUR BUTTS AND RISE AS JUDGE GATOR LEAVES"

(not a soul dares to contravene Xenia's orders, they rise and scurry out the the waiting reporters outside for 15 minutes of fame. They ensure they stay closely tuned, for the next session)

Jana

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:19 pm Click here to edit this post
i have no idea what this thread is about and haven't even finished reading it....but after spending a lot of time in Jasper, Tx covering the trials i find what i have read already offensive.

tx twister.

Wcv63

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:19 pm Click here to edit this post
Okay, so arrest me for contempt. How will a fair trial be conducted if Vykin is the judge, prosecution, defense, defendant and all the witnesses combined?

Luke

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:20 pm Click here to edit this post
<Luke steps in and sits down quietly among the spectators...>

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:24 pm Click here to edit this post
Wcv63
Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:19 pm
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Okay, so arrest me for contempt. How will a fair trial be conducted if Vykin is the judge, prosecution, defense, defendant and all the witnesses combined?

What an excellent question!!!!!!!!! Too bad it hasn't been asked each time it's happened previously within these threads!!!(except replace Vyk's name with any poster who's already done so)

Luke

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:26 pm Click here to edit this post
(whispering) Roger! Hey! Come have a seat over here! :)

Elitist

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:28 pm Click here to edit this post
Popcorn, Peanuts, Programs!

Get your Popcorn here!

Get Your Programs! Know your players!

Peanuts, Get Your Peanuts!

Luke

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:29 pm Click here to edit this post
1 popcorn over here--Large... Looks like this is going to take a while... and a large Root Beer... Thank you!

Wink

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:30 pm Click here to edit this post
Ah geez Wc now you're gonna be in a Canadian jail and they don't allow challenge privileges there. What is Spamgirl gonna do now?

Wink

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:31 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh I get it now. It IS a challenge question. Way to go girl!!!!

Zelda

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:31 pm Click here to edit this post
IMO, This really isn't a matter to be joked with Optics. All we want is a post of who, what and why you played the game the way you chose to.

And yes, I echo Jana; I find what you have said so far offensive...
' we are here to drag Optics behind a Canadian pickup truck until he/she drops dead.'
Have some compassion to the person and family that this happened to recently in Texas.

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:32 pm Click here to edit this post
Hey Luke, write when you get a spare few minutes.

Moving to sit by Luke, asking, so what do you think of all of this? Should we go back in the house. Geez, Xenia and Zeb treated each other better than.....never mind.

Luke

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:35 pm Click here to edit this post
I wanted to get back in the house so bad, I had Tali change my name back to normal! This feels so much better...
Look at Moon's post above... wow... I hear there's been some controversey going on out here... my experience so far has been pretty positive since I left... I guess there's still some unanswered questions... How have you been?

Jana

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:35 pm Click here to edit this post
Don't get me started on Xenia...

Karuuna

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:36 pm Click here to edit this post
I have to agree with Zelda. Rather than continue offending folks, is it really so hard for you to just tell the truth and answer questions directly? The game is over. Everyone else here is ready to stop playing, and they've made it clear that's what they would like. Be a man, er, woman, (ahem!) and just come clean.

Kearie

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:37 pm Click here to edit this post
Enters court room, looks around trying to find an empty seat. "Crowded room--scuse me! Scuse me.
Hey Lance, this court room is packed, can I borrow a lap to sit on?"

Katie

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:37 pm Click here to edit this post
Good question. Sounds sort of familiar to me!

Luke

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:38 pm Click here to edit this post
Roger--Is Vykin a woman? Whoa... If Tali was a double agent, then does that make Vykin a double agent in vyking's clothing? I'm super-floored now!

Kearie

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:39 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh Hi Luke!!! How you been? :)

Jana

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:41 pm Click here to edit this post
when did this female vykin thing happen? on another note, Brad Pitt won People's Sexiest Man of the Year....now there is something i would rather ponder......

Luke

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:41 pm Click here to edit this post
Hello Arreal! Hello Jana! I know... Josh had my vote... I was really rooting for him... Brad Pitt isn't that bad a choice, though... but Josh is totally Mr. Hot...

Lafatme

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:43 pm Click here to edit this post
katie, what sounds familiar? kearie looking for a lap to sit on? lol

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Luke--I've been fine. Writing to BGs--haven't gotten much back yet. Hey, would you write me with Zelda's addy? I've been looking for a message from you...haven't seen anything yet.

Jana----I wasn't trying to get you started on her. I was trying to say that for however bad you guys think she treated anyone, some of the folks out here have her beat. (notice I said some)
I offer that as an observation after reading a lot of the posts. I would hope BGs are allowed to make observations on the goings on out here---especially over the time frame we were in the game????

Luke

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:44 pm Click here to edit this post
<raising my hand> May I approach the witness?

Vykin... I'm usually good at figuring these things out... believe me, as a gay man, I usually deal with this a lot... But are you male or female?

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 02:45 pm Click here to edit this post
Kearie--sure, the folks here don't have enough to talk about yet.