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Roger_Ramjet

Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 09:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Groups who may be offended at above joke--if one is, they all must be. I am not a hater of any of the following:

liars
stupid poeple
CIA
FBI
cowards
thoes who have sex with small animals
pioneers
pricks
quick tempered people
stubborn people
bull-headed people
communists
bi-sexuals
gays
lesbians
people who practice incest
suckers
people on welfare
leaders
pushy people
arrogant people
thieves
bastar$s
bus drivers
pimps
prostitutes
people who have a lack of ethics
people who are lucky
people who lack talent
drunks
dope fiends
lazy people
flies

Please, no banners---especially from the flies!!!!!!!!

Moondance

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 12:10 pm Click here to edit this post
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions.

One says "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy, "what is it?".

"Well, it's where you get your girlfriend on all fours, mount her from behind, and reach around and cup her breasts in your hands.... Then you whisper in her ear,

"Boy, these feel just like your sister's," and then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

Vykin

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 12:33 pm Click here to edit this post
ROFLMAO OKAY ROGER!!
Scorpio: You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-b!tch.

Shrewd in business: you have to be, I've been involved in contract negotiations in the past for multimillion dollar contracts. When its the taxpayers money, you can't squander it.

Cannot be trusted???? I will take a lie detector test if I have to.

Total lack of ethics? I shoot straight, if
people misunderstand me, I can't help them.

Perfect son-of-a-•••••? Well, I don't think I'm perfect.

(LOL now then - I am a scorpion and I do know that scorpions bite, however death can be avoided if the person takes precautions.

Roger_Ramjet

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 12:39 pm Click here to edit this post
That's ok Vyk--I'm a gemini---I've got real problems!! LOL!

Moondance

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 12:46 pm Click here to edit this post
Well I am a prick! -Aries

Roger_Ramjet

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 12:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Two guys are having a beer after work. During their conversation, a fairly attractive woman goes by their table, and the first guy says, "Wow, she pretty good looking-a solid 7".

His friends looks up at her for a moment saying to his friend, "ah maybe a 2".

The first guy thinks to himself, well, she was a heck of a lot better than a 2, although I'm not going to call him on it, as maybe there was just something about her that he didn't like-to each his own.

After a short while, and other woman goes by, and she is quite stunning The first guy is really liking what he sees, and says "now she is at least an 8!". The other guy again looks over at her and says, "3..maybe a 4".

Of course they've had a few beers during this time, and the first guy is starting to think there is something wrong with his friend's eye sight-or else his idea of a good looking woman is way out in left field. He thinks to himself that he will let it go one more time before saying anything.

A short time later, this drop dead gorgeous woman walks by! The first guy is drooling, and looks over at his friend. He says with great enthusiasm, "now she is a 10!!!"

The other guy says, "5.. maybe a 6."

The first guy is now thinking he is insane, and finally lets him have it; "What the hell is your problem? That was one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my life…and you only gave her a 5 or a 6?? What the hell kind of rating system do use!?"

The second guy says, "the Budweiser system."

The first guy, looking perplexed, says, "the Budweiser system-what the hell is that?"

The second guy says to him, "that's how many Clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face!"

Luke

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 02:32 pm Click here to edit this post
So I'm a cancer...

Cancer: You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always, putting things off. That's why you'll always be on welfare and never be worth a shit.

Sympathetic, yes. Sucker... sometimes... I'll admit it! Procrastinator, DEFINITELY!

Never be worth a shit...?
Well judging by the rate I've been paying off my school loans... I'm already there!!!!!!!!

Vykin

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 02:58 pm Click here to edit this post
ROFMAO Roger looks like your horrorscope reading has killed us all , you bisexual you! its no wonder Lukester may have gotten "sucked in" by you! Moon you may be a prick, but you definitely are a nice prick!
Okay heres a private one (don't let my VP or his wife know)

Did you hear that next week Tipper Gore is going on the
Presidential Campaign with her husband.

To prepare herself she shaved off all the hair from her privates
parts. She will now sit on the stage with him and have her
legs apart without any panties on.

Her message?

"Read my lips. No more Bush".

Roger_Ramjet

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 03:00 pm Click here to edit this post
I just picked myself up off the floor after falling out of my chair!

Moondance

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 03:17 pm Click here to edit this post
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair eating a snack cake, while her dad gets his hair cut.

The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."

"I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get boobs too."

Roger_Ramjet

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 03:32 pm Click here to edit this post
Ok, I am just going to do it...mental image to the max.....


A father and his small boy are having one of those bonding talks one weekend-you know-the type where they just talk about things. During the talk, the small boy asks his father, "Dad what does a woman look like between her legs?"

Well, the father was taken back by this a little-being very surprised his young son would throw that in like that...he quickly regroups and says, "Well son, would that be before sex or after sex." (thinking that this would fluster him and he'd drop it)

The son instead thinks for a moment, and says, "well dad, I guess before sex, although I really don't understand about that either."

The father says, "well son, have you ever seen a rose in the garden that hasn't quite finished opening-where it has perfect small delicate pink petals??"

The son says, "why yes dad, I have seen a rose like that! That is very nice. Thanks for telling me". They continue talking for quite awhile, when all of a sudden the small boy says, "dad, if that's what a women looks like down there before sex, then what about after sex???"

The father hesitates and thinks for a minute---he says to the boy, "well son, have you ever seen a bull dog eating mayonnaise??"

Vykin

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 08:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Okay this is bad:
Little Johnny and Daddy are having breakfast at home.
Little Johnny says to Daddy, he says, "Daddy, can you please tell me what is the differences between a pu**y and a C*nt?"
Daddy says, "Little Johnny, I'll do better than that, I will show you!"
Little Johnny follows Daddy upstairs to the bedroom. They walk in.
Daddy lifts the blankets and says, "See there between those legs Little Johnny? That is a pu**y".
Now lets get the hell out before the C*nt wakes up!"
(Apologies to anyone who is offended)

Himay10ns

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 08:14 pm Click here to edit this post
"Sagittarius: You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority if Sagittarians are drunks and dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting f*ucked. "

I'm a drunk, I lack talent and people laugh at me!! See what this game will do to you!!!

Luke

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 08:15 pm Click here to edit this post
It was the finals in a poetry contest. The two finalists were a Yale graduate and a redneck. The final contest was for them to make a poem in 2 minutes containing a word that would be given to them by the judges. The word was "TIMBUKTU".

The Yale graduate was the first to give his poem:

Slowly across the desert sand,
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels two by two,
Destination Timbuktu.

The audience went wild. They thought the redneck would never stand a chance against him-a YALE graduate. Nevertheless, the redneck stood up and gave his poem:

Me and Tim a hunting went,
Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
They were three and we were two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

The redneck won hands down.

Luke

Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 08:52 pm Click here to edit this post
Things women should never say to a naked man:


1.Oh, it's so cute.
2.I'm so sorry.
3.I've smoked joints fatter than that.
4.Who circumcised you?
5.Why don't we just cuddle?
6.You know they have surgery to fix that.
7.You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
8.Can I paint a smiley face on that?
9.Wow, and your feet are so big.
10.My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
11.It's OK, we'll work around it.
12.Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
13.Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
14.Oh no, a flash headache!
15.My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
16.Let me go get my tweezers.
17.How sweet, you brought incense!
18.This explains your car.
19.Are you one of those pygmies?
20.All right! A treasure hunt!
21.Why is God punishing you?
22.But it still works, right?
23.Do you take steroids?
24.Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
25.Let me know when you're done.
26.Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
27.Aww, it's hiding.
28.Are you cold?
29.If you get me real drunk first.
30.Is that an optical illusion?
31.Were you neutered?
32.It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
33.Does it come with an air pump?
34.Wow, some place to put my rings.
35.Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
36.So this is why I'm supposed to judge people on personality.

Moondance

Monday, October 23, 2000 - 05:56 pm Click here to edit this post
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
...."I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."
...."I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."
...."Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"
...."As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
...."If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister."
...."As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."
...."Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!"
...."Money is tight, times are hard, here's your @#$/& Christmas card!!!"
...."Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
...."Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
...."Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with breasts that are bigger than mine."
...."I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened, especially since you survived."
...."Happy Birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
...."Congratulations on getting married! It's not every day you decide to ruin your life!"
...."I always wanted to be rich, powerful, and well respected. While I'm dreaming, I wish you weren't so damn ugly."
...."When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."
...."Just remember... Jesus Loves You - Everyone else thinks you're a creep!"
...."The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids and moving in with my sister, you cheating jerk!!"
...."I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."
...."We have been friends for a very long time, let's say we call it quits."
...."I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."
...."If you ever need a friend, buy a dog." (heck...get four!)
...."Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?"
...."You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
...."If you didn't have any money, I'd still love you. And miss you very much."
...."Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday --- so we're having you put to sleep."
...."Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!"

Roger_Ramjet

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 12:09 am Click here to edit this post
10 THINGS MEN TYPICALLY WOULD NOT SAY

1.The hell with going out with the guys to have a beer; I'd rather come home and clean the bathroom since you've had such a tough day.
2.You look a lot more sexy in those flannel PJ's than you do in that see-through teddy.
3.To make a great end to a romantic evening, let's go to bed and just cuddle.
4.I completely understand female logic.
5.Please interrupt me when I'm talking; I love it when you do that.
6.Since it's your heaviest flow day, let's have sex (and I'll be sure to give you oral sex).
7.Here, let me fix you dinner, wash dishes, clean the house, and mow the yard. I won't ask anything in return later.
8.I'd much rather go visit your mom than go to the Superbowl.
9.There's nothing better than a good gossip session.
10.Of course I'd close my eyes if another woman was standing naked in front of me.

10 THINGS WOMEN TYPICALLY WOULD NOT SAY

1.Of course I'll say exactly what I mean.
2.Foreplay? We don't need no stinking foreplay!
3.I love all the noises that you let out of your body.
4.I would never want you to know what I'm thinking without telling you.
5.I'd much rather go watch monster trucks than see a good play.
6.Since it's my heaviest flow day, let's have sex and please be sure to include giving me oral sex.
7.I'd never try and get money or property from him if we got divorced.
8.Go ahead and bring guests home for dinner without letting me know first.
9.This G-string is really comfortable.
10.Of course you can go watch mud wrestling instead of giving me a back rub.

Moondance

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 11:24 am Click here to edit this post
Little Golden Books That Never Made It...

You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
Your Nightmares Are Real
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Moondance

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 03:29 pm Click here to edit this post
"Southern-isms"

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The redneck gets emotionally involved.
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Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked,
"Can you spell that for me?
"There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
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How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the
front desk says "go ahead."
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi? A documentary.
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How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?
Two.
One to eat, and one to watch out for traffic.
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Why did God invent armadillos?
So that Texas rednecks can have 'possum on the halfshell.
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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver,
"Got any ID?"
The driver says, "Bout what?"
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Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Why did O. J. Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.
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Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned down?
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
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A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40.
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
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A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"
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Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
Cuz 17 and under not admitted.
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What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room?
A full set of teeth.

Himay10ns

Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 03:31 pm Click here to edit this post
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. The first man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.

But the accountant said his dog could do better.

He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff". Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.

But the chemist said his dog could do better.

He called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff". Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a pint of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was good.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff". Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, sh*t on the paper, screwed the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave....

Roger_Ramjet

Friday, October 27, 2000 - 07:10 pm Click here to edit this post
HALLOWEEN SAFTEY TIPS

With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year.

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will
save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET OUT!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.

10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Also note that,
despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.

15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

17. Beware of strangers bearing tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.

18. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to
houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices.

19. Dress appropriately. When investigating a noise downstairs in an old house, women should not wear a flimsy negligee. And carry a flashlight, not a candle.

20. Do not mention the names of demons around open flames, as these can flare suddenly. Be especially careful of fireplaces in this regard.

22. Do not go looking for witches in the Maryland countryside.

Moondance

Friday, October 27, 2000 - 07:18 pm Click here to edit this post
Cute Roger

Himay10ns

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 06:23 am Click here to edit this post
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and found themselves standing on the other side of the Jordan River, looking across at the Promised Land.

The Archangel Michael was standing on the other side and shouted over to the three surprised Americans, "Contrary to what you have been taught, each of you will have to wade across the Jordan River."

As Michael saw their perplexed looks, he reassured them by saying, "Don't worry. You will sink only proportionally according to your sins on earth. The more you have sinned the more you will sink into the water."

The three American sages of political lore looked at one another, trying to determine who shall be the first brave soul to cross the Jordan River.

Finally George W. Bush volunteered to go first. Slowly he began to wade out into the river, and slowly the water began to get higher and higher, reaching to his waist. George began to sweat,
thinking all of his sins were coming back to haunt him. He was beginning to wonder if he would ever see the other side. Finally, after what seemed liked an eternity, he began to emerge
on the river's bank.

As he ascended to the other side, he looked behind him to see which one of the other brave souls was going next. A shock of surprise registered on his face, as he saw Al Gore almost in the middle of the river and only his ankles barely touching the water. He turned to Michael and exclaimed, "I know Al Gore, Al Gore is a friend of mine, and he has sinned much, much more than that!"

Before the Archangel Michael could reply, Al Gore shouted back, "I'm standing on Clinton's shoulders!"

Vykin

Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 10:47 am Click here to edit this post
roflmao good one himay

Vykin

Monday, October 30, 2000 - 12:02 pm Click here to edit this post
I was bound and determined to make this the 100 post at the Improv:
" Dear Tech Support: "

Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed
that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting
software,severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry
applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of
this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable pograms such
as Dinner Dancing 7.5, Cruise Ship 2.3, and Opera Night 6.1 and installs
new,undesirable programs such as Poker Night 1.3, Saturday Football 5.0,
Golf 2.4, and Clutter Everywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
and invariably crashes the system.

Under no circumstances will it run Diaper Changing 1.1 or House Cleaning
2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this
all purpose utility is of only limited effectiveness. Can you help,
please!!

Sincerely,
Frustrated


Dear Frustrated:

This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly
due to a misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package.

However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator
to run as few applications as possible. It is impossible to uninstall,
delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new
program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has
severely limited memory.

Error messages are a normal part of Husband 1.0. Beer 6.0 is a very
bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create Fat Belly files and Snoring
Loudly.wav files that are very hard to delete.

Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!
Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0, Lingerie 5.3, and Patience 10.1. Used in
conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running
smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become
familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as Fix

Broken Things 2.1, Snuggling 4.2, and Best Friend 7.6.

A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install
Mother In Law 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause

selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will
run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until Mother In Law 1.0 is
uninstalled.

I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install
Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of
luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this
product!

Tech Support.com