~Notable One Liners~
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Moderator

Friday, May 30, 2003 - 06:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This thread is for posting the comments from the show that made us laugh.

Pamy

Friday, May 30, 2003 - 07:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Come on FLO"

Clp

Friday, May 30, 2003 - 08:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Reichen: "We haven't told anyone we are gay and we are not sure when and if we will." (paraphrased)

cut to Debra

Debra:"Do you think the boys want to sleep together?"

Alaginger

Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 05:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This was my favorite line from the show. Didn't make me laugh, but I remember more than any other. Forgive me if I don't quote it exactly.

Chris to Amanda: "I can't believe I just spent the last 30 minutes harping at you, when I could have been enjoying the experience."

Bobbie_552001

Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 06:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I think that it was Josh who made the comment about Tian and Jarrie that I loved. I know that I don't have it word for word but it went something like this..."I just don't want those two blondes with the fake tits to go ahead of us"

Marysafan

Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 07:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
and my favorite Debra quote right after she took a digger in the airport..."I'd like to say I was tripped, but I can't."

Tabbyking

Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 11:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
moderator:
i am confused. what happened to the conversation i started with this same topic? and what happened to the posts that were under mine?

Moderator

Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 12:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking, if you started the thread and/or posted between 7am and 2pm board time yesterday (May 30), all of that was lost in the crash that occured at 2pm board time. We apologize for the inconvenience. You can read more about it over here

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Tabbyking

Saturday, May 31, 2003 - 05:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
well, right after i read the mod's post, i put in my faves here and they didn't post...sigh...

Marebear

Friday, June 27, 2003 - 05:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jon (I think) said about the eels: they feel like slippery penises (can I say that? lol)
I really cracked up at that one!

Aiza

Friday, June 27, 2003 - 08:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Kelly's comment about touching the eels after Jon claimed they felt like slippery penises was both insightful and a riot! At least now we know what's on HER mind! (Besides being 50/50)

-Could you imagine Chuck's face had Millie made such a comment!!?? LOL (Jon seemed to take it in stride)

-AizA

Aunt_Bob

Saturday, June 28, 2003 - 07:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yup...so far, that's the line (Jon's) that had me 'rollin'! Especially the way he put some thought into it as if to make sure he answered it 'honestly'!

AizA...what was Kelly's comment? I don't think I heard it.

Chiparock

Saturday, June 28, 2003 - 11:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Kelly eagerly said: "Can I touch them??"

Crazydog

Sunday, June 29, 2003 - 02:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Actually, it was even funnier than that:

Kelly: "What do they feel like?"
Jon: "Like a slippery penis."
Kelly: "I wanna touch one!"

Now granted, could have been editing (she could have said the "I wanna touch one" before her question), but it was still funny.

Aunt_Bob

Sunday, June 29, 2003 - 04:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, yeah...she sure did say that...now I recall it. Thanks ya'll!!!

Tabbyking

Monday, June 30, 2003 - 12:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
if jon had been a quick thinking lad, he could have said, "later, honey!"...

Tishala

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Last night, Kelly and Jon riding the elephant:

Jon: This really HURTS!
Kelly: How do you think I feel with a chain up my cookie?!

Spitfire

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 12:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I was ROFL at that one Tishala....and have continued all day. That girl has some fire in her.

Mak1

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 04:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jeff's comment, after the elephant ride:

Riding an elephant is painful. That spine of the elephant is very close to the skin, and so you feel it right up the old...you know...friendly family there.

Seamonkey

Saturday, July 12, 2003 - 12:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I doubt if the elephants are totally thrilled about the compression on their spine, either.

Curious1

Monday, July 14, 2003 - 04:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wasn't a comment but an action that I found so funny I couldn't stop laughing!

Jon gooses Kelly on the butt while on the train in India and she whips around with that glar on her face thinking it's a local creep!!!! HAHAHAHA No Kelly that creep was your precious Johnny!

Found it funny mainly because I dislike Kelly so much and thought it funny for her to have a "bit" of a bad experience herself!

Chiparock

Thursday, July 17, 2003 - 07:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Kelly sits on basket of fish to keep them from jumping out. Jon tells her (paraphrasing) "Farting on the fish isn't really helping."

Seamonkey

Friday, July 18, 2003 - 09:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
My favorite line last night was:

"That's not FAIRRRRRR!!"

and it was uttered by:

1. Chip or Reichen when the clowns went streaking by, obviously homing in on the pit stop.

and

2. Kelly, when the fish jumped out of the bucket.

I was cracking up even though I really didn't blame either of them for saying it.. Clearly fair doesn't enter in to either situation but pretty much anyone would feel that way..