Favorite/Non-Favorite One Liners
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Whoami

Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 11:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I can only think of non-favorites right now.

Flo: "I can't breeeaaaathe." ...honey, if you're whining, you're breathing!

Ian: "TERI!! COME!!!" followed two episodes later with, "Come on girl!" ....I wonder if Teri gets a doggie treat at the end of the day when she's a "good girl."

Ericka1012

Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 11:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
regarding Teri's pants falling

Ian: "Yes, this is more important!" ...implying that her pants falling wasn't important

Lumbele

Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 01:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
One baldy to the other (can't remember the exact quote, so I am paraphrasing): "Just pretend there is a dozen donuts waiting for you down here."

Flo to Zach (again paraphrasing): "I should do it, I lie better than you."

Pamy

Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 02:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The all time best line from all the Races..."Swing you fat bast@rd, SWING!!!" I still roll thinking about it!!

Tabbyking

Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 09:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lumbele, and the second best line from flo right after saying she can lie better...

"we're going for the fast forward".

what finessing, lol

and let's not forget eye-on's famous, "no, it doesn't take diesel." and his "if i go your way and it's wrong, it's on your head", although HIS diesel error was also on her head!

Seamonkey

Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 11:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm with Pamy.. my favorite for all time.. I'm even on a TAR team named Swing, you fat b*stard, swing!"

And so many Oswalds and Dannyisms, I cannot list them.

From this season.. all i can think of is the image of the attorney chick hurtling out of the donkey cart.

Tabbyking

Sunday, December 01, 2002 - 07:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
and hitting the pole when she drove the stickshift...

i liked it when tramel said it was okay that they fell off the waverunner the second time, 'because i have to pee, anyway'...

Tabbyking

Monday, December 02, 2002 - 12:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
the 'swing you fat ba$tard' line was so good, i used it for my caption on this week's CBS TAR site, where flozach look as if they are gonna toss their cookies. i said,

"Uh, what exactly goes into "Swingyoufatba$tard Stew", anyway?"

i know they will never print my caption, so had to share it here.

Mak1

Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 02:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ian: "Come on, Teri, hurry, hump it!!"
Followed by one baldy, laughing his butt off: "Hump it? What is she......a camel?"

Tabbyking

Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 04:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
maybe, for ian, that's foreplay!

Djgirl5235

Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 06:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, Tabby - please, the mental picture!!!

aaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh