Favorite/Non-Favorite One Liners
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Whoami | Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 11:09 am     I can only think of non-favorites right now. Flo: "I can't breeeaaaathe." ...honey, if you're whining, you're breathing! Ian: "TERI!! COME!!!" followed two episodes later with, "Come on girl!" ....I wonder if Teri gets a doggie treat at the end of the day when she's a "good girl." |
Ericka1012 | Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 11:16 am     regarding Teri's pants falling Ian: "Yes, this is more important!" ...implying that her pants falling wasn't important |
Lumbele | Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 01:44 pm     One baldy to the other (can't remember the exact quote, so I am paraphrasing): "Just pretend there is a dozen donuts waiting for you down here." Flo to Zach (again paraphrasing): "I should do it, I lie better than you." |
Pamy | Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 02:32 pm     The all time best line from all the Races..."Swing you fat bast@rd, SWING!!!" I still roll thinking about it!! |
Tabbyking | Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 09:00 pm     lumbele, and the second best line from flo right after saying she can lie better... "we're going for the fast forward". what finessing, lol and let's not forget eye-on's famous, "no, it doesn't take diesel." and his "if i go your way and it's wrong, it's on your head", although HIS diesel error was also on her head! |
Seamonkey | Saturday, November 30, 2002 - 11:34 pm     I'm with Pamy.. my favorite for all time.. I'm even on a TAR team named Swing, you fat b*stard, swing!" And so many Oswalds and Dannyisms, I cannot list them. From this season.. all i can think of is the image of the attorney chick hurtling out of the donkey cart. |
Tabbyking | Sunday, December 01, 2002 - 07:07 pm     and hitting the pole when she drove the stickshift... i liked it when tramel said it was okay that they fell off the waverunner the second time, 'because i have to pee, anyway'... |
Tabbyking | Monday, December 02, 2002 - 12:27 pm     the 'swing you fat ba$tard' line was so good, i used it for my caption on this week's CBS TAR site, where flozach look as if they are gonna toss their cookies. i said, "Uh, what exactly goes into "Swingyoufatba$tard Stew", anyway?" i know they will never print my caption, so had to share it here. |
Mak1 | Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 02:36 pm     Ian: "Come on, Teri, hurry, hump it!!" Followed by one baldy, laughing his butt off: "Hump it? What is she......a camel?" |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 04:19 pm     maybe, for ian, that's foreplay! |
Djgirl5235 | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 06:12 am     Oh, Tabby - please, the mental picture!!! aaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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