Amazing Race Haiku!

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Mamaanja

Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 06:52 am Click here to edit this post
Dave, Margaretta
They lost with grace and honor.
Too slow to find sword.

Oh that Team Guido!
So smug and rude and pompous
Does that mean they'll win?

Britchick

Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 10:08 am Click here to edit this post
Grandparents show style
Leave with dignity and grace
Examples to the rest

The Amazing Race
the excitement every week
just so addictive

Mamaanja

Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 12:29 pm Click here to edit this post
What makes me feel sad?
Amie and Karyn and Frank
yelling at partners.

Fraternity bros.
Kevin and Drew make us laugh
"Swing you fat bast*rd!"

Mother and daughter
Striving to become closer
Learn to work as team.

Crazydog

Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 11:33 am Click here to edit this post
Rob and pal Brennan
The two lawyers are nice guys
Work well together

Bros Kevin and Drew
Loud mouths emit funny lines
I hope they go far

Frank, Margarita
Hope they work out their problems
Baby needs them both

Nancy, EMMileeeee
On all episodes we hear
"Mom please hurry up"

Karen and boyfriend
Leeeeeeennnnneeeeee - dumb as a doorknob
Not too bright this one

I hate Team Guido
Please take your matching outfits
Fall off face of earth

Mamaanja

Monday, October 22, 2001 - 07:13 pm Click here to edit this post
Guidos, Joe and Bill
You have gone too far this time!
Pushing poor Nancy.

Oh my sweet frat bros.
Helping out the underdogs
What's in it for you?

What happened to Frank?
He used to holler and hit
Now he's sweet to wife!

Mamaanja

Tuesday, October 23, 2001 - 06:23 am Click here to edit this post
Scheme, sneer, whisper, move!
Luggage cart blocking the gate
Flight caught anyway :-)

Egbok

Wednesday, October 24, 2001 - 08:06 pm Click here to edit this post
Karyn yells Lennnneeeeeeee!
Lenny doesn't understand
This makes Karyn mad!