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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 6:25 pm
OMG Ducky..that one is cracking me up!
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Ducky
Member
08-27-2000
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 6:39 pm
Reiki I think that is one of GAL's ducks that got lost. Thanks Twiggy!
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Reiki
Member
08-12-2000
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 6:45 pm
Alaginger you are just too crafty with your pictures. Thanks Twiggy and Ducky. Now I have The Sound of Music AND The Oompa Loopma song competing in my head. The hills are alive with the sound of Oompa Loompas?
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 6:54 pm
Oh jeez. And just to get those songs out of my head.... Heyyyyyyyyyy Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Heyyyyyyyyyyy Yaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 7:05 pm

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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 8:12 pm
Survivorscopes In honor of the Humorscopes that Nancy posts every day, I have written some Survivorscopes . Read on to find out what will happen to your favorite All Star! Ethan - While out fishing, a giant air bubble will get trapped in your shorts. It will not burst until you step out of the water, at which point it will pop and cause drops of water to fall onto Jerri who is sunbathing on the beach. Rather than be startled, she will be quite pleased and will try to latch onto you for the duration of her stay. Run. Susan - A rat will run across your legs in the middle of the night and start to nibble on your toes. You will giggle in your sleep at the sensation and cry out, “Stop that, Big Tom!” Big Tom will roll over and pass gas. You will be unaware of all of this. Be glad. Kathy - You will wake up and have a burning urge to go to the bathroom. This will last throughout the day. In desperation, you dig a hole in the woods and refuse to move from it. While squatting in your hole, you will realize that the leaves are talking to you and they are telling you to run for President in 2008. Rob C - Today you will break the swing that the tribe put up during the last reward challenge. Irate, Rob M. and Alicia will string you up by your hands and feet and use you as the swing. It is the most useful you have ever been to your tribe. They try to leave you there, but Jeff Probst makes them go back and untie you for the Immunity Challenge. You will wish you could have stayed a swing. Jerri - Today you will go looking for wild fruit, but will get distracted by what you think is a treasure trove of exotic nuts. You will forget the fruit and try to gather the nuts instead. Give it up. There are no nuts on the island. What you are collecting is petrified sloth turds. You will not realize this until you try to eat one. There is nothing you can do to escape this. It is your karmic destiny for the beef jerky incident. Your slate is now clean. Start fresh. Colby - An animal will steal your hat while you are napping under a tree. It will taunt you with its new prize, and lead you deep into the forest where you will pass out from exhaustion. You will dream that your mom is driving a yellow SUV down a giant razor to save you. It will turn out to be Kathy digging her hole. You will feel dispirited the rest of the day. Jenna L. - Today you will rip a tiny hole in your bikini bottom when it snags on a fallen log. You keep imagining insects crawling up the hole and brush at it ceaselessly. This will bring a lot of unwanted attention on yourself from the cameramen who keep zooming in on the hole for close-ups. Despite this, bidding on the bikini will top out at $3.99 if you try to sell it on eBay. It will be better to keep it as a dust rag. Tom - Today you will notice that Sue keeps staring at you. Try to ignore it. She doesn't know why either and if you confront her, someone could get hurt. Hum the theme song to Hee Haw whenever she looks your way and she will soon stop. You will also stub your toe on a tree stump. The toenail will fall off and you will feel compelled to stick it in your ear. Everyone is just glad you didn't stick it where you stuck that feather. Shii Ann - You will climb a tree today. No one knows why. Not even you. You just feel like climbing a tree. While shimmying up the trunk, you scratch your right calf rather badly. The resulting scar will have a shape uncannily resembling a chicken gizzard. Rupert - You will go for a walk on the beach and discover a shell that looks oddly like your favorite childhood stuffed animal- Mr. Walrus. You will start crying and be unable to stop. You will bring the shell back to camp and insist that your tribemates adopt it as the new mascot. Mr. Walrus will mysteriously disappear in the middle of the night. You will be inconsolable. Amber - A parliament of owls will swoop down in the middle of the night and snag you by your cute little bottom. No one notices you are gone except Rob M., who is jerked awake by the movement. He tries to explain to the group that you have disappeared, but no one even remembers you and are convinced he is making you up. Lex - You will eat a wild mushroom and start counting grains of sand. You will confiscate the water pot to separate the counted grains from the rest of the beach. When your tribe takes back the water pot, you wig out, strip your clothes off, and start running pell mell down the beach screaming at the top of your lungs, “You want naked? I’ll show you naked!” You will pull a groin muscle and fail miserably at the next challenge. Richard - You will get attacked by a swarm of jellyfish while out fishing. Strangely enough, you find this quite pleasurable and don’t want to come out of the water. You stay in the water too long and significant shrinkage happens. No one notices. Not even you. Alicia - Today you will decide to extend the Zen garden into the far edges of the camp so you can have a quiet spot to get away from Boston Rob and Amber slurping on each other. You will build a little fire in your Zen spot and inhale too much smoke and have an unplanned Vision Quest in which you see a giant finger come down from the sky and chase you up and down the beach. You will wake up with sore leg muscles. It will all be very odd. Rob M. - Today you will find a 4-leaf clover in the woods and you will “get lucky.” How you will get lucky with your girlfriend carried off by owls, we do not know, but you will manage. You will go on to win the million dollars. You and Amber will break up and you will end up starring on the Surreal Life IV with Heidi from the Amazon. 1, 349 people will watch.
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Essence
Member
01-12-2002
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 8:24 pm

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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 8:25 pm
I was going to say that rat is Richard..LOL
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Bluebug
Member
01-05-2004
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 8:35 pm
Sue was offered a starring role in a cartoon!

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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 8:50 pm
Herm--excellent job!!
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 9:31 pm
Hermi, that's hysterical!! You're getting my insightful vote.
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Sbw
Member
08-09-2000
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 9:49 pm
I am so happy to see that everyone is singing! GO SHII ANN
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 10:03 pm
Essence.......You Rock!!! Good Job!!!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 10:20 pm
LOL Bluebug and Welcome!! Hermie that was great!! I love all the pics today , you all ROCK!
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Maris
Member
03-28-2002
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 6:12 am

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Maris
Member
03-28-2002
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 6:28 am

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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 7:22 am
"Jerri Manthey shares large portion of her $1 million winnings with AARP!
"I have always loved the Jerri-atrics group!"
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Ducky
Member
08-27-2000
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 7:45 am
Hermi really enjoyed your Survivorscopes. Lets start of the day with another cheer for Shii Ann

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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 8:29 am
***I'M BACK ALERT***I'M BACK ALERT*** I was away over-medicating neurotics and psychotics and any other "otics" I ran into, something I dabble in when I'm bored. I'm glad to see we have a number of players returning after an absence, including the uninjured Ddr. Time for Team Amber to kick some glutteous maximus. And welcome Bluebug, our latest conscriptee. Twig, I'd prefer players stick to defending one Survivor for now - although you're free to post anything that you'd like. landi has already put a hit out on me with all the changes I've arbitrarily made, so I need to appease her for a while. Once she calms down, I'd be happy to throw her another curve. We are taking new players, though, so get the word out. Teams Kathy, Alicia and Colby, in particular, could use some help since they are largely being defended by one player. Oh yeah: GO AMBER HO!!!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 8:33 am
Fido gives a cheer for Jerri!!! Woof, Woof, Arf, Arf, to you! Woof, Woof, Arf, Arf, to you! Woof, Woof, Arf, Arf, Arf-Arf Jerri!!! Woof, Woof, Arf, Arf, to you!
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Ddr
Member
08-19-2001
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 8:38 am
Go Amber Ho!
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Knightpatti
Member
12-06-2001
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 9:14 am
Love all the graphics! They are hysterical! Hermi - that was great! I would love to be on the team for Kathy. GO KATHY, YOU ROCK!
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 9:24 am
Thanks, KP. You are now an official member of Team Kathy. Congrats.
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Maris
Member
03-28-2002
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 9:49 am

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Sbw
Member
08-09-2000
| Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 10:19 am
Maris, NO, NO, NO!!!! Do not reveal any more of that man!
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