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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 10:10 am
Well, I'm back! Actually, I have been back since Saturday night, but I completely underestimated how exhausting it would be to take a 72 hour trip to New York City with 36 teenagers. Yesterday was spent in a state of recuperation! First, let me thank Alaginger, SBW and Maris for creating Hermione-esque graphics. You know what they say about imitation. I am quite flattered and feel like dropping to my knees and saying, "I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy!" SBW, that was quite a dream. Eerily similar to the one I actually had that I forgot to tell you guys about. Did you read my mind or something? And now, for the moment we have all been waiting for, the ROYAL REAMING OUT! Please, take your seats. Refereeing this match will be Derek Jeter of the New York Yankees who followed Hermione home and who is now her love slave. In the southeast corner of the ring, we have Hermione69! She is from the mighty state of Virginia, also known as the Old Dominion. She has a hard jab and a quick uppercut and her slaps across the face are powerful enough to make the Terminator cry. She has 3 cats, a gerbil and a lot of fish. Her smile is deadly. In the northwest corner we have Adven. He is from a backwards place called Nova Scotia where they still don't have indoor plumbing. He is known to fight dirty by pinching women on their butt. He has one cat and a lot of ex-wives. His smile is twitchy. Ding Ding Ding! It's on! Hermione attacks first! Using ammunition from Alaginger, she moves in for a quick punch, "Adven, how dare you claim to miss me so much that you make up a game in my honor that will actually award bonus points when you never give me any bonus points just for my sheer artistic accomplishments?" Adven cowers in fear and mutters to himself, "I know I can weasel out of this, I know I can weasel out of this!" Aloud he pleads, "Don't hurt me! If you promise not to hurt me, I will give you the Earthworm of Happiness tomorrow!" Hermione pushes him backward and he topples to the floor. She jabs him in the belly button and says, "Take that earthworm and shove it where the sun don't shine! I WANT MY BONUS POINTS!!!!" Adven faints. Derek hoists Hermione high into the air and proclaims, "I give you the winner of the ROYAL REAMING MATCH-- HERMIONE69!!" Pandemonium ensues. The crowd goes mad and rushes the ring chanting "HERMI! HERMI!" Adven comes to and kneels at Hermione's feet and starts to kiss them madly, and apologizes repeatedly, "I am so sorry! 100 bonus points for you!" Unfortunately, Derek gets mad and kicks him away and carries Hermi off through the crowd to a free stay at the Hilton Hotel where they celebrate her win by sucking each other's toes. THE END Hurrah hurrah!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 10:28 am
P.S. Photos of the match are coming.....
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 10:40 am
I gotta see this! GO BIG TOM!!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 11:17 am
Here is me moving in for the kill!
Here is me doing my victory shuffle!
here is Adven coming out of his faint!
Here is Derek getting ready to give me my plaque!

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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 11:21 am
WOW.......If I was in hearing range, I would say that burned my ears........so I'll just have to say "It burned my eyes instead"........you go girl!!! In defense of Adven, though, I do have to say that he did try to weasel out of it.....so give him a little slack (very little, mind you!!!).
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 11:32 am
Well, that IS my version. I'm sure Adven's is different, and the truth is somewhere in the middle, as my momma always said. 
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 11:44 am
Actually, my version is the 100% pure, unadulterated truth, but I doubt Adven will admit that. 
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 11:53 am
I see someone has returned from NYC. Hermi, I'm sure your version seems like the unadulterated truth. Dreams can be very real. My guess is this is an hallucination brought on by missing me. I will be back later with the true story of the fight shortly.
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Sbw
Member
08-09-2000
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 4:54 pm
Looks like everyone else packed up and went home... leaving Shii Ann the winner!
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Twiggyish
Member
08-14-2000
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 6:41 pm
Good to have you back Hermi! Gooo Ruppie!!!
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Lorie
Member
08-29-2003
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 6:52 pm
Nope, not everyone has packed up yet. I'm still here to defend KATHY to the very end. And that would be the finale and my girl taking home the big check!!!!!!
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Maris
Member
03-28-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 6:55 pm
Obviously Hermione ate some bad chicken at a cheesy restaurant in chinatown and got a severe case of the bird flu. This has effected her brain and she has brought home someone that she believes is Derek Jeter when in reality this is who she brought home, much to the consternation of her neighbors:
When reached in Tokyo for a comment Derek Jeter said, all he knew is that some crazy lady was hanging around 86th street in front of his apartment building and grabbed some guy who was going through his garbage. Mr. Jeter said he had no plans for the immediate future other than to invite Boston Rob to opening day as a consolation prize for being kicked out of Survivor All Stars. Mr. Jeter said he knows how badly Boston Rob must feel since that city is just plain jinxed ever since they traded the bambino. Nobody from Boston ever wins.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 7:00 pm
Aaaaaaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkk! Is that really what I brought home??? ROFL! pssst, i really was terribly flattered at adven's game, but don't tell him i said that. i prefer to milk it for all i can! GO BOSTON ROB!!! and go YANKEES!
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Urgrace
Member
08-19-2000
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 8:39 pm
JERRI HAS YOU ALL BAMBOOZLED! BWAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA SHE IS NOT LEAVING THIS WEEK BECAUSE SHE IS THE WINNER OF ALL STAR SURVIVOR!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 8:42 pm
YAH Hermie is back!!!!! Gracie has been bambooozled!
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Maris
Member
03-28-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 8:45 pm
Tom is proud to say that he gets booozled whenever he can.

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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 8:58 pm
Well, I saw all kinds of proof in NYC that Boston Rob wins it. Here is what Times Square is looking like these days--

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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:01 pm
Madison Square Garden flashed this sign every 30 seconds. I was hoping to actually run into him when we had the backstage tour of Madison Square Garden, but the guide told him we missed him by a mere 5 minutes. All the girls were so bummed!

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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:04 pm
Even the "Naked Cowboy" knew!
CBS really needs to work on keeping this under wraps. So much for it being a surprise. I guess they were all just too excited to have such a deserving winner!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:04 pm
Well..just in case somebody might be missing me, I got hit by a virus. My good computer is down and my tech can't come til Wednesday. I can post from this little toy on the back porch, but no Jerri graphics from me for awhile.......BUT I"LL BE BACK!!!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:08 pm
Aw man, Alaginger! Sorry to hear that! Keep popping in and hollering "Go Jerri!" so you can get the points to bring over to Team Rob! Seriously, good luck getting your computer fixed.
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:12 pm
GO RUPERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:15 pm
Actually I got hit by the virus looking up a funny quotation for Jerri to put on this thread this morning. I got hit with Adware....whatever! And I found a really good one, too!!!.....but I've been so bumfuzzled all day with the problem, that now I can't remember the funny quotation. Oh, Well......what the heck!!! GO JERRI!!!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:20 pm
see, that Jeri is evil, infecting ppl from miles away...you will feel much better at 9pm this Thurs when you come over to winning Robs team!!
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Sbw
Member
08-09-2000
| Monday, March 29, 2004 - 9:35 pm
Alaginger, I am so sorry about the virus.... but that is what you get for the company (Jerri) you keep. Somehow I have the feeling we will see some great Jerri graphics about this in the days to come. (Come back soon.) Hermione... are you sure you made it to NYC. All of what you are describing sounds like a NIGHTMARE TO ME. Has anyone seen Lance who around here lately? He and Ambah must be hiding out somewhere together. (If that doesn't bring him out of hiding, nothing will.)
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