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Lorry
Member

07-27-2003

Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 9:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    

Here's the idea... and I hope you all play along.

We can use this thread to post poetry. Not just any poetry, but rather the poetry that we make up about the show and the survivors.

It doesn't have to be good... in fact, if you're looking for good poetry, stop right now and just move on....roflmbo

Be silly, be insane, be yourself, and have fun. If you can't write it, then please critique it... hehe, but be kind... I'm sensitive... hahahahahahaha NOT !!!

Richard, you're walking around nude, and really being quite rude.

Of course you're still their main dude, as long as you're providing their food.

But soon they'll have rice, and they will stop pretending to be nice.

Please heed my advice, before your coconuts are in a vice.

Richard put on some pants!!!

OK, pretty awful, but funny... so now it's your turn... come on... lurkers too!!!



Sunshyne4u
Member

06-17-2003

Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 10:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
There once was a lady named Kathy,
who some thought was a little bit daffy,
We'll wait and see,
on who's hand she'll PEE!
This season she seems Much More KRAFTY!

so.......poetry wasnt my best course ;-)
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Ketchuplover
Member

08-30-2000

Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 11:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And they voted off RobC? wtf is up with that?


Lorry
Member

07-27-2003

Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 1:33 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
OMG... Those are soooo cute!!

I just love Kathy... she gives so much of herself to her tribe....hehehehe

Ketchup, you make the Diceman proud !!

I can't wait to read more!!!

Surfgirl
Member

10-11-2003

Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 1:55 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROFL at every ones post..



Poor Rupert..his shelter was a dud....
Like we all couldn't figure out.. it was going to flood?

Next up.. is who makes the best raft..
Lets all hope its Richard Hatch who gets the shaft!!


Kaili
Member

08-31-2000

Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:19 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The Mogo-Mogo Pogo

The Shi-Devil has returned
This time she claims she won't be burned.
She hasn't had a lot to say,
But is this a very good way to play?

That crazy Rich Hatch
He seriously believes no one will be a match
He thinks he has the wit,
He doesn't realize his tribemates think he's a twit.

Colby, despite all his might
Is only concerned if his teeth appear on TV white
The guy isn't lazy, sneaky or mean,
not that we know because he hasn't been seen.

Lex has returned to help build the hut
This time he promised to not "use his gut"
His instinct failed him and caused him to fall
He's not in Australia, he may take on them all.

Kathy, Kathy How have you been?
We haven't seen or heard of you since when?
You don't seem to have a whole lot to say.
I guess I hope you stay.

When Jenna realized her mother meant more,
she was willing to say "no more".
She left the game, and felt no shame.

Kaili loves to watch the Survivor shows
But knows her poem really blows


Kaili
Member

08-31-2000

Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:39 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The Saboga Shuffle

Pretty boy Ethan is his name
At one point in time, Survivor was his game
Now he is worried, he needs to show his worth
So when he isn't voted out, his face is full of mirth

Jenna came in the game full force
He personality was fairly course
She seems to have calmed a bit, she's a little less crass
But will the upcoming twist, bite her in the ASS?

Jerri is showing absolute restraint
Pushover she definately ain't
Her and rRupert see things different ways
It all comes down to who best plays

Rudy was a tough old cookie
And to survival he was no rookie
He was lagging behind despite his hardest try
The rest of the team felt forced to say goodbye

Rupert's the new guy of ASS Survivor alum
Some think he's smart, some think he's dumb
Building is is self-declared craft
Let's hope he can redeem himself with his raft

Tina didn't stay long
Her tribe felt a second win would be wrong
First tribal council and off she was sent,
From first place to last, at least she can say she went.

This is Kaili's second try
If her poem was worse she thinks she would cry

Sunshyne4u
Member

06-17-2003

Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 6:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ha ha! Those were great 'updates' as well as poems Kali.

I remember HAIKU being taught in school but for the life of me I cant remember HOW it is set up.

Anyone know how to Haiku?



Serate
Member

08-21-2001

Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Serate
Member

08-21-2001

Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
The game Survivor
What's the worst thing about it
Richard's little man

Alaginger
Member

07-11-2002

Monday, February 23, 2004 - 2:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Rob M. was a heck of a guy!
His limits seemed "Up To The Sky!"
Then his tribe got in trouble,
Amber busted his bubble,
Soon he'll have to be saying, "Bye Bye"!



Alaginger
Member

07-11-2002

Monday, February 23, 2004 - 2:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Tom, Tom, The Piper's Son.......
Stole a bottle of whisky, and away did run!

Sue, Sue, said "Shame On You!"
Your losing the challenges and making me blue!

Alicia said, "Hey, stop the fight,
Or we'll go to Tribal Council, this very night!"

Lorry
Member

07-27-2003

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - 8:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
OMG... You are all soooooo talented and funny!!!

Kaili... Who knew there was a "Shakespeare" among us?...hehe

These are so cute.

Come on folks... show us your poetic side.

Reader: I have been wondering where you and Eggie and Enigma have been. So good to see you again.

Kaili
Member

08-31-2000

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - 9:01 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oh Dear-a! It's Chapera!

Alicia is tough
We all know her body is buff
If she keeps doing her stuff
Her tribe is sure to know she's done enough.

Little Miss Amber, sneaky little thing!
She knows she can play, hiding under Rob's wing.
Nobody's sure why she's even there
But hey, do we really, really care?

Rob C is gone now,
He's still trying to figure out how.
He was the best Survivor never to win,
Too bad lazing around is the ultimate Survivor sin!

The Robfather is back
He put together a nice little shack
As long as he keeps around Amber
To get further ahead, he may not have to clamber.

Sue Hawk has tried to change her way,
She's looking for a better way to play.
Who knows if she'll be able to hold back,
And stop herself from another verbal attack.

Tom, Tom... Back from the farm.
If he keeps up the humor he may be safe from any harm.
He makes us laugh, he makes us smile.
If we're lucky as viewers he'll be around for awhile.

And that's the end, all three tribes are covered.
Kaili is finished, from her dementia she has recovered!




Lorry
Member

07-27-2003

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - 9:25 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
You know folks:

I must be having some "senior moments" here...roflmbo

I meant to say hello to "Reader" in another thread, but posted it here... then I completely forgot to say hello to Alaginger (provides us with awesome pictures in the spoiler section).

OK.... A big hello Alaginger!!! So good to see you again.

Kaili.... I think we have created a new career for you....roflmbo



Surfgirl
Member

10-11-2003

Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 1:03 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Tis' the night before Survivor..
and all through the Clubhouse..
Not a creature is stirring..(ok.. well may-be my mouse!!)

I agree.. Lorry is right.. the threads seem to be way to quiet!!
So lets all wake up people.. know we arent all feeble..
Give this poster some hope..
next time I log on.. I want to hear from some folks!!



Lorry
Member

07-27-2003

Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 2:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROFL... Surfgirl.. How funny and how true. Maybe tonite will give us reason to talk and talk.... I sure hope so.

I sure hope Rupert does not get the boot... I sure love me some Rupert.. and that Colby is to die for.

Surfgirl
Member

10-11-2003

Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 12:08 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"The Snake and the Hawk"

Hicory dickory dock...
Richard rubbed against Sue Hawke!!!
She crossed the beam..
Then she screamed!!!
RICH!!.. I WILL KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR BLOCK!!

So the morale of this story goes..
Watch you back..
and beware of foes!!

What goes around comes around..

Sues remark from Survivor One..
"Richard is a snake because he won.."
Well.. Sue got caught in a rut..
Guess the Snake came back...
To bite her in the butt!!!

Surfgirl
Member

10-11-2003

Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 12:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
(oops meant to add this with my last post)

LORRY!!! So nice to have you back.. and to have you posting.. just what the clubhouse needed to get the place a jumping!
I love Rupert also!!Hopefully.. has a advantage since no one really knows his game!!


Sunshyne4u
Member

06-17-2003

Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 2:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROTFLMAO........that is hilarious Surfgirl!

I love limericks!

Sunshyne4u
Member

06-17-2003

Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 8:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    

ODE to an Original Broad


Sue SUE?
Dont you have a clue?
It's not worth a million
to let it bother you.

Quit? Quit?
Because of that Twit?
a little rub and dangle
Now his Torch isn't Lit.

SUE! SUE!
What did you DO!?
With a little luck,
You could have made it through!!
**
I was not a big SUE fan........but I hate how this went down. :-(






Buggles
Member

09-07-2002

Friday, March 05, 2004 - 2:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Sue came across as one tough cookie
Till a brush by Richard made her kooky
What will DH say
Hello! Richard's gay
Scary thing is, she compared it to nookie

Lorry
Member

07-27-2003

Friday, March 05, 2004 - 9:28 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hahahahaha Buggies... I haven't heard the word "nookie" used for soooooo long. So funny.

I wish I was a talented as you people.

Sunshyne... Tooo true about poor Sue! Hey, I made a mini poem...hahahahaha

Sunshyne4u
Member

06-17-2003

Friday, March 05, 2004 - 1:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL That word always reminds me of a lady I work with. I was kinda grumpy after coming back from one of my Hawaii holidays and she asked me if I had come back with 'that' Hawaiian disease. Of course, I fell for it and asked "WHAT disease is that?"

Lacka-lacka-nookeynookey

SIGH!!!!!! Guess the answer was YES-
ROTFL! ;-)

Surfgirl
Member

10-11-2003

Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 11:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Sunshyne4u :Rofl at your "Ode To A Original Board.." I am not a Big Sue fan either.. but hated to see her wimp out like she did!

"Week Seven"

Tom.. Tom.. You haven't yet won..
So for your own sake..
Stay outta the rum!
Rupert needs your support..
so be a good sport..
Put back on your game face..
and re-enter the race!!!

Jerri.. Jerri.. quite contrary...
How does your vote go??
With a grocery list..and a big wish..
That Lex will make you his Ho'??

Rob.. Rob.. The God Father
of the tribe..
Amber fell for it..
Wants to be your Survivor bride!!

So who will leave this week??
Who is the weakest link??
As long as its not my Rupert..
I wont lose a wink of sleep!!





1kid4us
Member

07-30-2002

Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 1:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Here's one, short and sweet...

Jeff Jeff he's my man,
if I can't have him.
NO-ONE can!

Sunrvrose
Member

08-13-2001

Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 2:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Rupert
dupert
plupert
flupert
oh, poopert, what the crupert rhymes with Rupert?