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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 8:49 am
Okay......here's my report! Adven's really in there, and from what I can see...I don't think he wants to be rescued! Man, the things I have to endure!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 8:51 am
Here's proof! That's Adven on the left in my living room.

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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 8:51 am
If nobody else needs my services, I think I'm going to go take a vacation on that island with that other guy that looked like Adven.
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 9:00 am
ADVEN ROCKS!!!
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 9:37 am
little jimmy, is that you out there? Go get help boy! head for the light, jimmy!
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Sbw
Member
08-09-2000
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 9:42 am
Adven, obviously you don't want to be rescued, just what type of "help" do you want?
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 10:05 am
Oh dear.
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Fruitbat
Member
08-07-2000
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 10:32 am
It's Lassie you send for help not Jimmy and for god sakes don't send anyone toward any light.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 10:41 am
Well, well, look who we have here. HRH, herself. I suppose you think you are going to rescue Adven from my evil clutches? Ha ha ha ha ha! I laugh at that! Ha ha ha ha ha! He's firmly anchored to my bedpost, errr, refrigerator.
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 10:51 am
But he's no good without his viagra supply. 
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Fruitbat
Member
08-07-2000
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 10:58 am
No, I was thinking Lassie could do that. I am not in the mood to combat crawl around your property looking for a way in. I am not good with knots either and I assume you have him tied. Lassie rescues horses from burning barns so is probably better at things of this nature. If I drive up and toot would you let him go? That is more my style.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 10:59 am
Yes, I've noticed that. About the Viagra, that is. <snort!>
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 11:05 am
In the words of a close personal friend of mine, "Free at last. Free at last. God Almighty, free at last". I took part of your advice, HRH. Jimmy went and got Lassie and she bit through my restraints. i got a bit of doggie saliva on me that grossed me out considerably and brought on a case of the dry heaves, but, all in all, it was a small price to pay. Unfortunately, Jimmy did head for the light and, I assume, expired. I'm grateful for the little tyke's help, though. I won't share all the sordid details of my forced stay at Hermie's. Let's just say I have renewed respect for the courage of alien abductees and the probing they have endured at the hands of their captors. Unfortunately, I didn't get my memory wiped clean of the ordeal. I'm also walking funny.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 11:05 am
If you drive up and toot with an affadavit for my bonus points in your hand, I'll let him go. Besides, I shot lots of home movies of our time together so I think I am almost done with him now. It's recorded for posterity. I'm starting to get bored and Bob is getting more and more belligerent about my keeping him locked in the closet while Adven is on the premises. It's hard being me.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 11:07 am
ADVEN! DAMMIT... how did you get out?????
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 11:08 am
Oh well, Bob will be thrilled to feel the fresh air and be free from the stuffy closet he has been locked in. Even if I didn't get any bonus points and Adven is walking funny and emotionally scarred, all's well that ends well.
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Fruitbat
Member
08-07-2000
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 11:18 am
Ahhhh good job Adven, now reverse your shoes and you should be able to walk very well.
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 11:48 am
Well ........ this is all very good for each and every one of YOU, except now I'm completely without my IRA account, having to pay for those detectives to try to help find Adven. What a revolting development this turned out to be.
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Ddr
Member
08-19-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 11:52 am
Ginger, maybe Hermie can set up a website with her "home movies" of the two of them together and donate all proceeds to you. 
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 12:06 pm
Yes ... Good idea Ddr. Please send all proceeds in care of TVCH to be paid to alaginger.
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 12:06 pm
Ginger just send your bill to Adven. I'm sure he will happily pay for it. He has that credit card ya know.
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 12:11 pm
Yes ... Another perfectly good idea. Thanks Mocha. But first I have to pay the IRS taxes on the money I withdrew. Oh, No! I forgot to hold anything out to take care of that. Guess I'm going to have to go back to work if Adven will not take care of it, and at my age......who will hire me???
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 12:16 pm
Well with your detective skills Ginger you would be an asset at any detective agency. Age is nothing but a number.
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 1:16 pm
Yes ..... my grandchildren call me GiGi......I guess the GG could stand for Granny Gumshoe!!!

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Ddr
Member
08-19-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 2:38 pm
Go Amber! Don't shoot me Ginger!
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