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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 11:04 am
Herm, it's in the more recent archived posts. I was referencing various vegetables for something SBW said. Landi, can I have 20 points for the TC dialog too? (really, I'm begging, as far as I know)
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 11:07 am
well, you should have spaced your posts a bit. being so close, i had to pick just one. though i have to say that my favorite line is "JP: Tom, dose Rob look like your tractor?" lance, why don't you run a mini-game that I can play in?? i mean i'm over 100 points less than you!
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 12:35 pm
Ok--a thinking game for everyone. The post doesn't have to be long--although it does need to have substance in what is said. Pick a person other than who you root for. It can be someone still in the game or someone already booted out. Describe what they did well in the game (from your perspective) and where they didn't do well. If they have been booted out, explain what lead to their demise (especially if you thought they were playing a good game) and if they are still in, explain what you think they need to do to win or at least advance to the final three. I will award points ranging from 5 to 30 points, depending upon the strength of your presentation. I don't have to agree with you either--although the elements of your argument need to work together in any case.
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 12:36 pm
Tom: "Hey, Bucky Bo!"
Bo: "Yea, Pops!"
Tom: "What kinda bug was that you just et?"
Bo: "Why, Pops .... that there was a jitterbug!" {{{{{{DRUM ROLL}}}}}}
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Sbw
Member
08-09-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 12:51 pm
DSL has been down here forever..... Anyway Lance, you are right, I didn't mention cucumbers and I didn't mention your carrots either and all for a reason. Are nuts produce? Hermione, he made me a proposition about my points in an email but he didn't produce! (And that was some of the "produce" he listed when he said he had produce!) And I thought his name was Ty! (Jenna's brother) Lance, I assume this wonderful post I need to make to get 30 points has to be more substantive than just Lex had his own harem but Lex Sux so he got kicked off!
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 12:54 pm
Sbw, nuts are not produce. You also assume correctly that you will have to say more than Lex sux.
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Sbw
Member
08-09-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 1:07 pm
Lance, I was afraid you wouldn't give me 30 points for Lex Sux, but it was worth a try. In the stores where I shop the nuts are in the produce section. What are they?
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 1:16 pm
At TC: JP: Well, it's down to you 5--a group that has been together for some time now--a group that must have some kind of connection and agreements. How do you decide who goes next, and how can you hope to get their vote if you are in the final 2? Rupert, I'll start with you. Rupert: I'm going to try my hardest to win the challenges, and provide fish for the tribe. Then I'll try to not have the jury bring up we had a ton of other food form many other sources. JP: Good answer Rupert, and if you can pull that last point off, I'll through in a couple grand of my own. Jenna, your next. Jenna: I'm going to win challenges, and if that doesn't work, I'm going to tell everyone I've done as much work as anyone, even though I haven't. With these ta-ta's though, the guys won't be paying attention to my words or anyone else's words. JP: huh? what did you say Jenna? Never mind--Rob, you are next. Rob: Well Jeff, with my amazing physical abilities and my superior intellect, I plan on winning every single remaining challenge. I will keep my word to those who I've agreed to an alliance. (he cracks up half way through that sentence because he can't keep a straight face saying that) I'll point out to the jury that I've respected them completely and held them in highest regard as fellow survivors (he foams from the mouth and passes gas from laughing so hard) JP: Rob, are you alright? What's wrong?? Rob: Must have been some bad coconut--I can't control my bodily functions for some reason. JP: If you lose, what will you do? Rob: Well, it's not like I'm going to hurt everyone and their families. I mean come on--what kind of person do you think I am?? JP: Rob, are you sure your last name isn't Bundy? Amber, your next for the original question. Amber: Well, I plan on using what's gotten me here so far. My caring for other people, my compassion for everyone, my hard work in camp and my ability to win challenges. I plan to appeal to the jury from an aspect of love and friendship. JP: <looks over and sees the jury putting on hip waders> Amber, do you feel you've used your sexuality in this game? Amber: more than you can imagine Jeff. <Rob starts drooling> JP: Tom, finish up for the group with your answer please. Tom: <in a serious and completely commanding and clear tone> Well, I plan on keeping the agreements I made from the beginning. I think that affords me the greatest chance of success in both getting to the final two and in securing the votes of those who are the last to join the jury. I'm banking that good game playing, respectful treatment of others and hard work are a winning combination for the jury. Statistically, people also include fun and humor into choices that cause stress--and Survivor is very stressful. JP: Ok, who the hell are you, and what did you do with Tom!?
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 1:18 pm
Sbw--salad dressings are in the produce section too. Nuts are meat or fat in food grouping. They are also anyone who is willing to be in Big Brother. That is a separate issue though. 
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 1:38 pm
JP: Ok, who the hell are you, and what did you do with Tom!? ROFLMAO! gawd that's just too funny!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 2:10 pm
Ok, Lance ...... you have my vote. I think you can start writing your own column, and have your own Survivor Website, just like Markopolo. Good Job!!!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 3:21 pm
I was sitting here wondering, what animals the 5 remaining Survivors remind me of, and I came up with this.
Tom - big, clumsy, lovable, and not too bright.
Jenna - slow at the starting gate, but might be making a big show in the winner's circle.
Amber - sneaking up on you, just like a cat.
Rupert - Just reminded me of Rupert, no reason!!!
AND THEN THERE'S ROB!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 4:51 pm
Uh, Landi........that one was suppose to make you laugh again........
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 4:53 pm
i didn't get it. rob is a mouse?
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 4:55 pm
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 4:58 pm
HaHaHa.........I thought that was a rat!!! (LOL) Joke's on me..........
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 5:01 pm
And......didn't you like the earlier one about the jitterbug???

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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 5:06 pm
I think I better stay with the cucumber jokes. At least I know what one of those looks like!

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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 5:41 pm
okay! that's the one that go me! 20 points! okay... NEW QUESTION! Who did jenna say to take for reward?
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Luvmom
Member
10-17-2000
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 5:51 pm
Rupert
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 6:21 pm
Ding, Ding, Ding......I believe Luvmom got that one!!!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 6:43 pm
Okay .... I think it is okay if I do this: THE BIRTHDAY GAME 5 POINTS FOR EACH OF THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS: 1 - Which of the 18 ASS Survivors was born on Christmas Day? 2 - Which month does not have a birthday in it for any of the ASS Survivors? 3 - Which month has the most birthdays for ASS Survivors? 4 - Which Survivor shares the same birth month with Landi?
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 6:55 pm
I think to keep the Birthday Game fair, I should add: (a) You can guess at 1 or more of the questions. and (b) You can guess more than once, but not until you get a right or wrong answer from your previous guess.
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 8:02 pm
1. Rob was born on Christmas Day!
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Hermione69
Member
07-24-2002
| Friday, April 30, 2004 - 8:12 pm
Rob Mariano, I meant! I forgot there are two!
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