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Lorry
Member
07-27-2003
| Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 9:58 pm
Here's the idea... and I hope you all play along. We can use this thread to post poetry. Not just any poetry, but rather the poetry that we make up about the show and the survivors. It doesn't have to be good... in fact, if you're looking for good poetry, stop right now and just move on....roflmbo Be silly, be insane, be yourself, and have fun. If you can't write it, then please critique it... hehe, but be kind... I'm sensitive... hahahahahahaha NOT !!! Richard, you're walking around nude, and really being quite rude. Of course you're still their main dude, as long as you're providing their food. But soon they'll have rice, and they will stop pretending to be nice. Please heed my advice, before your coconuts are in a vice. Richard put on some pants!!! OK, pretty awful, but funny... so now it's your turn... come on... lurkers too!!!
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Sunshyne4u
Member
06-17-2003
| Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 10:29 pm
There once was a lady named Kathy, who some thought was a little bit daffy, We'll wait and see, on who's hand she'll PEE! This season she seems Much More KRAFTY! so.......poetry wasnt my best course ;-)}
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Ketchuplover
Member
08-30-2000
| Saturday, February 21, 2004 - 11:06 pm
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And they voted off RobC? wtf is up with that?
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Lorry
Member
07-27-2003
| Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 1:33 am
OMG... Those are soooo cute!! I just love Kathy... she gives so much of herself to her tribe....hehehehe Ketchup, you make the Diceman proud !! I can't wait to read more!!!
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Surfgirl
Member
10-11-2003
| Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 1:55 am
ROFL at every ones post.. Poor Rupert..his shelter was a dud.... Like we all couldn't figure out.. it was going to flood? Next up.. is who makes the best raft.. Lets all hope its Richard Hatch who gets the shaft!!
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Kaili
Member
08-31-2000
| Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:19 am
The Mogo-Mogo Pogo The Shi-Devil has returned This time she claims she won't be burned. She hasn't had a lot to say, But is this a very good way to play? That crazy Rich Hatch He seriously believes no one will be a match He thinks he has the wit, He doesn't realize his tribemates think he's a twit. Colby, despite all his might Is only concerned if his teeth appear on TV white The guy isn't lazy, sneaky or mean, not that we know because he hasn't been seen. Lex has returned to help build the hut This time he promised to not "use his gut" His instinct failed him and caused him to fall He's not in Australia, he may take on them all. Kathy, Kathy How have you been? We haven't seen or heard of you since when? You don't seem to have a whole lot to say. I guess I hope you stay. When Jenna realized her mother meant more, she was willing to say "no more". She left the game, and felt no shame. Kaili loves to watch the Survivor shows But knows her poem really blows
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Kaili
Member
08-31-2000
| Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:39 am
The Saboga Shuffle Pretty boy Ethan is his name At one point in time, Survivor was his game Now he is worried, he needs to show his worth So when he isn't voted out, his face is full of mirth Jenna came in the game full force He personality was fairly course She seems to have calmed a bit, she's a little less crass But will the upcoming twist, bite her in the ASS? Jerri is showing absolute restraint Pushover she definately ain't Her and rRupert see things different ways It all comes down to who best plays Rudy was a tough old cookie And to survival he was no rookie He was lagging behind despite his hardest try The rest of the team felt forced to say goodbye Rupert's the new guy of ASS Survivor alum Some think he's smart, some think he's dumb Building is is self-declared craft Let's hope he can redeem himself with his raft Tina didn't stay long Her tribe felt a second win would be wrong First tribal council and off she was sent, From first place to last, at least she can say she went. This is Kaili's second try If her poem was worse she thinks she would cry 
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Sunshyne4u
Member
06-17-2003
| Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 6:55 pm
Ha ha! Those were great 'updates' as well as poems Kali. I remember HAIKU being taught in school but for the life of me I cant remember HOW it is set up. Anyone know how to Haiku?
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:17 pm
5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 9:19 pm
The game Survivor What's the worst thing about it Richard's little man
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Monday, February 23, 2004 - 2:50 pm
Rob M. was a heck of a guy! His limits seemed "Up To The Sky!" Then his tribe got in trouble, Amber busted his bubble, Soon he'll have to be saying, "Bye Bye"!
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Alaginger
Member
07-11-2002
| Monday, February 23, 2004 - 2:54 pm
Tom, Tom, The Piper's Son....... Stole a bottle of whisky, and away did run! Sue, Sue, said "Shame On You!" Your losing the challenges and making me blue! Alicia said, "Hey, stop the fight, Or we'll go to Tribal Council, this very night!"
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Lorry
Member
07-27-2003
| Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - 8:48 am
OMG... You are all soooooo talented and funny!!! Kaili... Who knew there was a "Shakespeare" among us?...hehe These are so cute. Come on folks... show us your poetic side. Reader: I have been wondering where you and Eggie and Enigma have been. So good to see you again.
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Kaili
Member
08-31-2000
| Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - 9:01 am
Oh Dear-a! It's Chapera! Alicia is tough We all know her body is buff If she keeps doing her stuff Her tribe is sure to know she's done enough. Little Miss Amber, sneaky little thing! She knows she can play, hiding under Rob's wing. Nobody's sure why she's even there But hey, do we really, really care? Rob C is gone now, He's still trying to figure out how. He was the best Survivor never to win, Too bad lazing around is the ultimate Survivor sin! The Robfather is back He put together a nice little shack As long as he keeps around Amber To get further ahead, he may not have to clamber. Sue Hawk has tried to change her way, She's looking for a better way to play. Who knows if she'll be able to hold back, And stop herself from another verbal attack. Tom, Tom... Back from the farm. If he keeps up the humor he may be safe from any harm. He makes us laugh, he makes us smile. If we're lucky as viewers he'll be around for awhile. And that's the end, all three tribes are covered. Kaili is finished, from her dementia she has recovered!
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Lorry
Member
07-27-2003
| Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - 9:25 am
You know folks: I must be having some "senior moments" here...roflmbo I meant to say hello to "Reader" in another thread, but posted it here... then I completely forgot to say hello to Alaginger (provides us with awesome pictures in the spoiler section). OK.... A big hello Alaginger!!! So good to see you again. Kaili.... I think we have created a new career for you....roflmbo
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Surfgirl
Member
10-11-2003
| Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 1:03 am
Tis' the night before Survivor.. and all through the Clubhouse.. Not a creature is stirring..(ok.. well may-be my mouse!!) I agree.. Lorry is right.. the threads seem to be way to quiet!! So lets all wake up people.. know we arent all feeble.. Give this poster some hope.. next time I log on.. I want to hear from some folks!!
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Lorry
Member
07-27-2003
| Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 2:36 pm
ROFL... Surfgirl.. How funny and how true. Maybe tonite will give us reason to talk and talk.... I sure hope so. I sure hope Rupert does not get the boot... I sure love me some Rupert.. and that Colby is to die for.
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Surfgirl
Member
10-11-2003
| Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 12:08 am
"The Snake and the Hawk" Hicory dickory dock... Richard rubbed against Sue Hawke!!! She crossed the beam.. Then she screamed!!! RICH!!.. I WILL KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR BLOCK!! So the morale of this story goes.. Watch you back.. and beware of foes!! What goes around comes around.. Sues remark from Survivor One.. "Richard is a snake because he won.." Well.. Sue got caught in a rut.. Guess the Snake came back... To bite her in the butt!!!
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Surfgirl
Member
10-11-2003
| Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 12:26 am
(oops meant to add this with my last post)
LORRY!!! So nice to have you back.. and to have you posting.. just what the clubhouse needed to get the place a jumping! I love Rupert also!!Hopefully.. has a advantage since no one really knows his game!!
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Sunshyne4u
Member
06-17-2003
| Saturday, February 28, 2004 - 2:26 pm
ROTFLMAO........that is hilarious Surfgirl! I love limericks!
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Sunshyne4u
Member
06-17-2003
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 8:30 pm
ODE to an Original Broad Sue SUE? Dont you have a clue? It's not worth a million to let it bother you. Quit? Quit? Because of that Twit? a little rub and dangle Now his Torch isn't Lit. SUE! SUE! What did you DO!? With a little luck, You could have made it through!! ** I was not a big SUE fan........but I hate how this went down. :-(
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Buggles
Member
09-07-2002
| Friday, March 05, 2004 - 2:32 am
Sue came across as one tough cookie Till a brush by Richard made her kooky What will DH say Hello! Richard's gay Scary thing is, she compared it to nookie
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Lorry
Member
07-27-2003
| Friday, March 05, 2004 - 9:28 am
Hahahahaha Buggies... I haven't heard the word "nookie" used for soooooo long. So funny. I wish I was a talented as you people. Sunshyne... Tooo true about poor Sue! Hey, I made a mini poem...hahahahaha
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Sunshyne4u
Member
06-17-2003
| Friday, March 05, 2004 - 1:40 pm
LOL That word always reminds me of a lady I work with. I was kinda grumpy after coming back from one of my Hawaii holidays and she asked me if I had come back with 'that' Hawaiian disease. Of course, I fell for it and asked "WHAT disease is that?" Lacka-lacka-nookeynookey SIGH!!!!!! Guess the answer was YES- ROTFL! ;-)
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Surfgirl
Member
10-11-2003
| Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 11:10 pm
Sunshyne4u :Rofl at your "Ode To A Original Board.." I am not a Big Sue fan either.. but hated to see her wimp out like she did! "Week Seven" Tom.. Tom.. You haven't yet won.. So for your own sake.. Stay outta the rum! Rupert needs your support.. so be a good sport.. Put back on your game face.. and re-enter the race!!! Jerri.. Jerri.. quite contrary... How does your vote go?? With a grocery list..and a big wish.. That Lex will make you his Ho'?? Rob.. Rob.. The God Father of the tribe.. Amber fell for it.. Wants to be your Survivor bride!! So who will leave this week?? Who is the weakest link?? As long as its not my Rupert.. I wont lose a wink of sleep!!
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1kid4us
Member
07-30-2002
| Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 1:34 am
Here's one, short and sweet... Jeff Jeff he's my man, if I can't have him. NO-ONE can!
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Sunrvrose
Member
08-13-2001
| Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 2:34 am
Rupert dupert plupert flupert oh, poopert, what the crupert rhymes with Rupert?
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