Celt's Survivor 7 Song Parodies
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Celt's Survivor 7 Song Parodies
Celt | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 10:40 am     For those who don't know me from other boards I love to lampoon reality TV contestants by way of Song Parodies. I have been doing this for a couple of years now for Big Brother, Survivor and The Mole. Here is my first Survivor 7 Song Parody based on the late Johnny Cash's "A Boy Named Sue". Sorry, I couldn't find a decent midi for you to sing along to but almost everyone knows this tune. I call it... A Boy Named Ru I had to jump ship as one of Drake And they didn't allow me much to take Just a pair of jeans, a shirt and my tennis shoes Now, I don't blame Probst – he don't make the rules But they didn't even give us some tools And so I left with my tribe, just call me Ru Well they must have thought it was quite a joke When we took a little plunge and we got a little soaked In jeans I had to fight to swim it's true And so I paddled with legs of lead When we came ashore I was almost dead I tell ya, life ain't easy for this boy named Ru Well, I sat right down on the tribal raft Then the Morgan tribe did something daft They left their stuff alone and I had no shame When I saw me a chance to advance my team And I justified the pirate theme When I plundered in the spirit of the game Well it was Panama on our first day And we'd just hit town, didn't plan to stay We had to stop and buy a thing or two With a bag of money and what we wore We had to barter, buy and score And our Drake tribe seemed to know just what to do Well, our Sandra turned her gold into food We had chicken, sauce and what's more Dude We all knew by far that we'd squeak by and survive It would soon be dark, that day got old And we hired a boat like we'd been told And I said, "My name is RU! I'm Drake like you! Morgan's gonna die! Well it hit us hard, night began to fall And we would down some cheap alcohol We partied all night, boy that hooch was better than beer Then we busted our butts when the morning came And we knew that our duds were all wrong for the game Cuttin' and a rippin' we had fun in the sun without fear I tell ya, I thought I would hurt Anyone who'd catch me in a skirt Being chafed by wet jeans makes you change your point of view I heard them laugh and I heard them tease But my boys were happy and I was pleased I stood there wearin' a skirt, this boy named Ru And I said, "Man, this boy is tough" But I'm not gonna make it in only my buff And I knew I wouldn't have cared to wear a sarong But I hung up my jeans and I said goodbye To a red raw crotch and without a lie I had no shame, I felt that I was strong I knew then that I was gonna be alright Even though I looked silly I fought the fight To win for us the immunity challenge it's true But before you tease me, just hear me out For the story I recount should leave no doubt That we're gonna win it all 'cause Morgan doesn't have a clue We got all stoked up when it turned out we'd won And we did it without getting nude in the sun Like those Morgan boys with their naughty bits in view And we talked about them losing today Every time we did, every time they'd say That if we think we're gonna win by taking off our clothes We will, but Lord, anyone but Ru! We will win this game! CELT September 19, 2003 |
Redstar | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 10:43 am     APPLAUSE, APPLAUSE!! LMAO! |
Cjr | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 10:59 pm     ROFL Celt! This is great. Thanks |
Lorry | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 08:30 am     Totally awesome! Can't wait for the next one! What a talent you have Celt... you rock! |
Urgrace | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 01:07 pm     Great stuff, Celt. |
Seamonkey | Monday, September 22, 2003 - 11:38 pm     Rupert would love it too! Or does, I suppose. |
Celt | Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 10:37 am     Here's the companion song to "A Boy Named Ru". I thought I'd better get it up before episode two ;-) This one is told from "Cryin'" Ryan S.'s perspective about Morgan tribe and is sung to the tune of Joe Walsh's "Life's Been Good" but I call it... Strife’s Been Good (a song for “Cryin’” Ryan S.) I am a Morgan, our tribe will suffice Or so it seems but I’m tryin’ to be nice We act like dumbbells, sleep under rock walls Then duck for cover when the wall falls They say I’m lazy but I try all the time I’m just scrawny and weak; I don’t think that’s a crime Strife’s been good for me so far I wish my weight was 185 Without some muscle don’t think I’ll survive I’ll stick with Lil, hope she’s got my back Knows what to do in case I’m attacked I’m fetching water, the tribe’s thirst I’ll slake They’ll treat me better, my life is at stake So we’ll keep it a secret, just me and Lil Just where the well is, I hope she will Lucky I’m here after Andrew and crew (Everybody say he’s boss, he’s boss) Start to complain I’m a limp noodle too Strife’s been good for me so far (Instrumental break) To tribal council Morgan tribe went Thought I might leave, seemed like their intent It’s tough to bear when your leader defames But this time, thanks to Lil, it’s Nicole in the flames I think I’m lucky, but what I am about (Everybody say Ryan, Ryan) Is keep on playing till your torch is snuffed out Strife’s been good for me so far CELT September 21, 2003 |
Needmylifeback | Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 07:38 am     Can't wait to see what you come up with next! Lilli perhaps????? .. Who lives with a group of numbskulls on an island covered with trees? Scoutmaster Lilli and her kahki pants! Who shakes her head daily and mutters "Oh Please"... Or: Who is the leader of misfits on an island covered with trees? Andrew the lawyer with his hands on his hip stance..... |
Lorry | Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 08:01 am     Another great parody... I sure admire your talent. ROFL@NeedMyLifeBack.... Yeah.. we need a parody about Lil... I hope she sticks around. |
Needmylifeback | Wednesday, October 01, 2003 - 08:06 am     Here's a third one to finish...(I'm pretty good at getting the first two or three lines...but, then I hit writers block! LOL!) Osten's Lament DAY-O....it's DAY Nine - OH... Daylight come and me wanna go home! DAY...me say DAY, me say DAY-O, Daylight come and me wanna go home.... I got no clothes 'cus I traded them for junk... Daylight come and me wanna go home... My shorts are skanky and I'm losing my "Bunk" Daylight come and me wanna go home... Come fellow tribemates and vote for me tonight Daylight come and me wanna go home.... If I stay and lose my skivies it won't be a pretty sight... Daylight come and me wanna go home.... (Someone finish please???) |
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