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Archive through November 02, 2003
Catfat | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 02:14 pm     Does anyone else have any more of these little bits to post? I really enjoy this. Thanks in advance. |
Bcandscott | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 03:18 pm     I have had a bad day.....and didn't get my usual stuff written up....it takes a while to do them and I just haven't been up to it, but I will definitely do them this week and then I will try to get caught up and do the audition vids as well. Sorry to take extra time....I may even try later tonight, but well, I had a task I had to do for the doctor and I just couldn't cope with that and this and some other stuff here at the house and the vets and well, you get the idea.... |
Pamy | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 05:00 pm     {{{Bcandscott}}} YOu take care of yourself first. We love your stuff but can wait until you are up to it. Hope your week goes better and everything is ok. |
Grannyg | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 05:25 pm     (((Bcandscott))) We love your recaps but you come first. Take care of the things you need to and we will still be here when things are better for you. Hope this next week is fabulous to make up for this last week. |
Bcandscott | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 06:47 pm     Got a few done.... Christa's Bites Dawn...and the Drake tribe is waking up for the day. Insects are abuzz. Rupert notices that Christa has provided the insect buffet last night. Everyone is staring at her. Sandra gives her the scissors that they use like a thin mirror so she can see. Christa isn't too terribly upset. Rupert tells her she is still beautiful, but she has some red dots on her face. Sandra sure is helpful, she starts COUNTING the bites. Now, maybe it's just me, but if I have been feasted upon by critters all night and look like something out of a horror movie, I do not need someone SHOWING me how bad I look in a pair of scissors and I REALLY don't want someone counting the number of bites. Just let Rupert keep telling me I'm beautiful so I can pretend it's all going to be OK. Immunity Challenge: Carry Your Weight We all saw this. Still, the clip is nice because you can go back and watch favorite parts over and over like where Jeff says it's a test of will and then Osten dumps the pole. Heh. Jeff comments on Christa's bug bites and she laughs it off. Darrah looks horrified. Again, maybe it's me, but PLEASE if I've got some horrible thing going on on my face, don't let the mortician look at me like SHE is grossed out. Jon, what a man. He is so completely in favor of giving women their due, he lets Christa take a pole and he stands out with Trish to strategize on the weights. Yep, that Jon, he is the champion of strong women everywhere. Either that or he's a complete wuss. Jeff asks Osten how he's feeling and he says, "I'm alright." Osten is making tough guy faces. That's about the ONLY thing about him that is tough. Osten is at 160, Rupert at 200 and Osten dumps that pole. I could watch that a dozen times. Rupert is out, but he didn't give up, he just lost control of the pole. Shawn at 140 is showing signs of serious wear. He's down. You know, no matter what you think of Christa, she hangs in there. She is NOT giving in. Like Rupert, I think she literally is pulled over and out, rather than giving up. I like Jeff making the point that Christa is holding up as much weight as Osten did when he QUIT. Reward Challenge: Ready Aim Fire This is also just as shown on the show. I have to say one thing though, I think it took a lot of guts for the producers to put actual firing cannons in the control of these people, some of whom you KNOW are ready to kill one another, if not from close proximity of strong personalities, then from close proximity without bathing for some time. I wonder what Jeff would have done if someone had just gone ahead and said, TO HELL with the targets, I'm aiming at JON! Gotta admit, Jon's "going for the orange one" was his best line on survivor so far. Osten hits the target!!! I knew it, I just knew it! They kept him to win the challenges and it's finally paying off. Snort. Darrah also hits the target. They were going to vote her off for being weak. Hmmm, there's a lesson here somewhere. Drake wins. Ryan's Fish Story Andrew feels that Ryan is not doing well catching fish. Andrew thinks it is partly lack of effort and partly because the spear is dull. Uh...it isn't that much more dull than when Rupert was there, but well, Andrew is an attorney and he is defending their lack of fish by casting reasonable doubt on the sharpness of the spear. They sure miss Rupert. Ryan catches a fish. Normal size. They sure miss Rupert. Andrew says that Ryan promised that when Rupert left, he would catch fish. Now Andrew is saying that Ryan O needs to pick up the pace because that spear can't be THAT dull. RUPERT caught fish. They sure miss Rupert. Trish in Control The very NAME of this clip screams IRONY!!!! Trish says Shawn is the weakest link. Trish says she had to talk Rupert out of voting for Shawn to get rid of Michelle. Shawn is negative and he brings everyone down. He focuses on the rain, the bites...it's all about him. She LIKES him, mind you. He's funny and has a good personality, but at this point, he is constantly focusing on what they did wrong. Trish says that Sandra will do ANYTHING to not be voted out and she will probably jump ship after the merge because she will do anything to stay. She will align herself with whoever she needs to in order to stay. Maybe Trish could learn something from this. Jon sits around in the morning whereas Trish likes to work all morning. Trish thinks Christa spends too much time making things and sewing. Whenever Rupert is around they all have to work. Trish seems to think this is a bad thing. In short, Trish thinks EVERYONE is a pain in one way or another. She says there is nobody that doesn't do ANY work, but they all have things they do that irritate her. Oh well, Trish doesn't have to put up with that now....at least until next week when the ousted return. |
Lorry | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 07:10 pm     BCandScott: As much as I love your sharing the clips with us, I hope you take the time you need. We all understand how the "real world" intrudes on our online time...lol Good luck |
Catfat | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 07:57 pm     Thank you BCandScott, for posting this. I wasn't trying to hassle you, really I wasn't, just trying to let you know how much enjoyment I am getting out of your posts. You sound really stressed, sorry if I added to it. |
Whoami | Sunday, October 26, 2003 - 10:26 pm     BC, thank you so much for taking the time to share more clips with us. Your summaries are really worth looking forward to. But please, take care of yourself. If you ever need a shoulder, just e-mail me privately if you need. Otherwise, the Caring Place section of the boards is a great place to get prayers, vibes, hugs, and anything else you need. Believe me, I've used that area many times. And the comfort these wonderful TVCH people can give is so worth it. That part of the board is "members only" too, so its not like an unregistered lurker can read up on our lives. |
Pamy | Monday, October 27, 2003 - 04:55 am     {{Bcandscott}} |
Bcandscott | Monday, October 27, 2003 - 06:24 am     Awwww, thanks. I'm fine. I just had a long weekend of doctor's appointments and vet appointments and my mom was sick in the nursing home and I had to go there, and it was just a lot of running and I hate the time change even when it's in our favor, it upsets my whole internal clock. Whine whine...you'd think I was Osten...hahaha. |
Whoami | Monday, October 27, 2003 - 02:08 pm     BC, everyone needs to rant once and a while to get things off their chests. You were NOT whining, and certainly NO comparison to Osten! The Community Corner has a Gripe Thread that works great for rants and gripes. So does the Can I Just Vent For a Moment thread in the previously mentioned (members only) Caring Place folder. Heck, I used one of those areas for a freaking radio show contest I missed out on, and still got some wonderful hugs back from folks! Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say is, I don't know how far you've ventured into the TVCH (I think I've only seen you in BB and Survivor folders). But there are some incredibly wonderful and special people here who truly make this board one huge family. We are here for you whenever you need us. |
Bcandscott | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 04:42 pm     Rupert's Worst Night Storms, Bugs...it was AWFUL. Rupert says it probably wasn't the worst night ever in his entire life, but it was definitely in the top three. Really hard tropical rain and all the bugs were looking for a dry spot...and they moved in UNDER THE TENT. Plus it was cold. Rupert says he LOVES Pearl Islands, but last night, he was in hell. He says he's sure it could be worse, but he hopes not. Rupert doubts that the rest of the tribe will get out of bed. He's going to build a little fire to try to warm everyone up because they need to get their morale up. They have challenges today and he doesn't want to lose! Rupert had a dream during the storm. He says he has dreamed about his wife and daughter but they were there with him in the jungle. He says that THIS time he dreamed he escaped and went to see his wife and she was cooking BEEF. He was HOME and away. He started to feel guilty and said he had to get back or they would notice he was gone. He dreamed he came back and everyone wanted to know where he had been and he said he had been playing in the jungle all day. I wonder if on the way back from his secret escape if the dreaming Rupert met the dreaming Osten hightailing it out of there in his own dream world..... Trish's Confessional Trish is ousted, but she thinks she learned a lot about herself. She said 18 days weren't that hard for her....of course 18 days being well fed by the fishing Rupert probably wasn't as hard as 18 days on Morgan with nothing to eat but rice....but then she wanted to get RID of Rupert. Trish thanks all the folks back home for their support and says she is really surprised how well they kept the secret that they were voting her out. Maybe she doesn't realize they were NOT going to vote her out until she got that bug about getting rid of Rupert. She's smiling...but I think she's smiling a little too hard, you know what I mean? Rain, Rain, Go Away Apparently, Morgan experienced the same worst night as Rupert. Lots of thunder, lightning and RAIN RAIN RAIN. The roof of their shelter leaks. They DO have the advantage of the rain gear from the challenge they won. Everyone is wet and miserable anyway. In fact, this one time, I think EVERYONE looks equally as miserable about the whole thing as Osten does. Cannon Ball Opening shots of crabs and pelicans and then Jon and Sandra retrieve the treemail. They have information about the reward challenge and a cannon ball. Jon reads the letter. They think the cannon ball is part of the challenge so they begin practicing tossing (as well as you can toss a 5 pound ball) and rolling the ball. Rupert says "Pirates don't roll cannon balls." He thinks the balls will be launched somehow....Shawn says maybe a catapult. Rupert's fondest wish...loading black powder into a cannon, loading her up and FIRING the cannon. He figures they won't be firing at each other, but well, that would be ok too, in some cases. Hah. Voting Cam Christa votes Trish - You stabbed us all in the back, you have no idea how to play this game...but good luck, see you later. Sandra votes Trish - I've always said you were a snake from day one...you told so many stories around, you don't even remember who you told what to...so goodbye, adios. Rupert votes Trish - I cannot believe you turned on me so quickly. Everybody on my tribe told me you want me out and you lied right to my face. I can't take that. Jon votes Rupert - He's so happy striding up to the voting thing....hehe. He says, everybody's got a price, everybody's got to pay....then there is some gibberish I can't understand ending with "always gets his way....dang, he's annoying. Shawn votes Trish - The reason you're going today is because you made the biggest mistake in this tribe. I feel you're the reason we have such a divided tribe and you know what, the games over for you, it's my game now so....goodbye. Trish votes Rupert - (She spells it Rubert) Rupert, I'm voting you out for two reasons. First because you would be too tough to beat in challenges and second you have too much power with the other tribe, but you're a great person and I'm glad I got to know you. The clips were shorter this week, I think, and not as much food for funny comment, and well, I don't feel so great this week so I'm not nearly as clever as I usually am...hahaha. ANYWAY, I'll try to get those audition tapes started this week. |
Stilllurking | Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 05:20 am     Kudos Bcandscott!! oh, if I were only half the comic you are I'd be standing tall! Hope things are getting better for you. Hugging {{Bcandscott}}, in appreciation for her sharing her self w/ us, even when she's not feeling all so good!! |
Lorry | Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 05:37 am     Great job BC.... Sure hope you feel better soon. Your wit and humour has been such a treat for us. |
Bcandscott | Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 05:41 am     I said: Trish votes Rupert - (She spells it Rubert) Rupert, I'm voting you out for two reasons. First because you would be too tough to beat in challenges and second you have too much power with the other tribe, but you're a great person and I'm glad I got to know you. I missed so much in this. Hahah. Reading it this morning I had to laugh. I should have said: Trish votes Rupert (spells it Rubert) Rupert, I am voting you out for three reasons. First because there is no way in the world I could ever beat you at anything, secondly, you're not obnoxious enough for the other tribe to hate you and three, I am too lame to spell your name. Other than that, gosh, I think you're swell...see you soon, we'll do lunch. Yes, I think I'm feeling a little better. I also got quite a kick watching how SMUG she was when she voted....she was REALLY SURE she had it under control. Gotta love the drama.
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Lorry | Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 05:46 am     Yeah BC is full of piss and vinegar again!!! hehe I'm thrilled you are feeling better!!! Now take it easy... don't overdo, and most of all, thanks for helping to make this season of survivor so much better. |
March | Thursday, October 30, 2003 - 06:15 am     BC love your updated version of Trish's voting against Rupert. You are doing a great job. |
Bcandscott | Friday, October 31, 2003 - 03:04 pm     Osten Quits Oh my...Osten was surprised that he lost a lot of weight. He knew the game would be hard, but he just didn't have enough food. Apparently THIS survivor was different from all those in the past where they had meals delivered by tuxedo wearing waiters with crisp white towels draped over their arms as they inquired politely what wine would one like with dinner this eveing. When they cut that part of the game out, it just whammied the great plans of Osten. Understand, HE couldn't fish because he couldn't swim. It is just too hard to drop a line off the side of the boat I guess. Osten takes NOTHING away from survivor. He knew exactly what he was getting into (except for the lack of food thing which was a mean trick by the producers) and he knew it would be tough, but he didn't learn a single thing. Osten now goes into a long diatribe about his body, the temple, and cars running out of gas and how if you push too long you break down and end up in a hole or something like that. There's definitely a "HOLE" in there somewhere, but I suspect it's between his ears. At TC, Probst questioned everyone about his heart and committment and he was out, short and sweet. Osten does NOT question his heart and his character. He said he would only go as far as his body would take him. IT DOESN'T MATTER, he says. He says his heart and body are one, that is who he is. OK, forgive me for this little diatribe of my own. Your HEART and your BODY are one, that is WHO YOU ARE????? Excuse me Osten, but that body is not guaranteed forever. ONE DAY you will be old. It's possible that even before then, you could LOSE that oh so precious body due to disease or accident, something YOU cannot control. Look at Christopher Reeve. If his heart and body were one, does he no longer have a HEART???? Tell that to the spinal cord injury victims who THRIVE in wheelchairs, committed to helping OTHER PEOPLE. Something tells me their "temples" are a lot more HOLY than yours. Personally, I hope they just handed you your bottles of booze and your CDS to go sit somewhere in Loserville to be the smug jerk you have turned out to be. It doesn't matter...it doesn't matter. He went as far as he could go. What you see on the outside, that's the outside, but INSIDE he's in bad shape, etc. I thought heart and body were ONE. It doesn't matter it doesn't matter. Well, yeah, Osten, you don't matter. And here's a clue...when you start talking about yourself in third person...saying "Is it going to matter to Osten?" you're being ridiculous. Osten: "If a car has no gas, it's not going anywhere. I don't care if I'm called the first Quitter on Survivor, doesn't bother me at all." Well, Osten is right about one thing. He didn't learn ANYHING. Just for fun.....Osten: The Audition His name is Osten Taylor. He's 26 years old and works in Boston. He went to school and had a good time and graduated. Worked on Wall St. and didn't like it. Came home to Boston. Right now, he wants to do Survivor. They need a real person on survivor, someone who can really do it, not a passive agressive. He has intestinal fortitude, he has what it takes mentally and physically to come out on top. He has the game plan and nobody can deal with him mentally. He is listening to Dave Matthews on a CD. He likes a variety of things. He likes to hang out with buddies, play cards, golf, have a few cocktails and !!!!FISHING!!!! He goes to church, is playing the field girlwise. Three words that describe him (according to him): Focus, Outspoken, Driven towards Success. Can he physically handle any enviroment? He pulls off his shirt and says LOOK AT ME, SHOOT, phyically is NOT an issue. Mental is what it's all about. Survivor is all about mental stability and my life has educated and equipped me for Survivor. He says people have said watching survivor, that you have no idea how hard it is, but he believes he's got it all. MY GOD, he has a six pack. He just needs the opportunity because MENTALLY, he IS the competitor. "Yeah baby, you can't deal...don't hate, just appreciate!" Reward Challenge: Pirate Prison Break Beautiful scenery at the beginning, air shots of the Pearls. Osten is not happy and it shows. Jon is smirking. The past re-enters the playing field. Osten is incredulous. RyanO is grinning, amazed. Ti shakes her head. Shawn is stunned. Michelle is still in revenge mode. She makes a point NOT to stand there like a girly girl. Heh. Probst explains what is going to happen. Rupert is intense, nodding as the game is explained. You all saw it. The few notable things have probably already been noted, like the extra fabric on Lil, used to make a sturdier pole. Nicole also has a sash on. A number of them have purple fabric with them. Burton really is going strong. I think Savage got under that first gate because he's become so skeletal on the island. Burton gets a pretty outrageous view up Trish's "skirt" such that it's pixelated. Heh. This game was WON on pole building. Seriously. Drake would have won this if they'd had the material to tie the pole like the outcasts did. The string was NOT as effective as the strips of material. Well, we all know who won. They are, of course, THRILLED. Andrew looks like he got stomped. Rupert looks pretty dispirited. He is probably imagining having Burton back on the tribe to tell him how cute he looks in his skirt. It will be interesting to see who does come back, won't it. I can hardly wait. Voting Booth Cam: I wish they didn't play the TC music so loud, I want to HEAR these people. Rupert Votes Shawn - Neither one of you said anything true to me that would help you. I tried to give you guys a chance. Shawn, I was looking for some acknowledgement that for the first two d*** weeks you made fun of me, you laughed at me, you treated me like beneath you when I fed you and brought you water and I cooked for you every day and when I had to wear a d*** dress you laughed at me instead of showing support, when I had no clothes, you made fun of me. You have redeemed yourself some. I was asking you to tell me you were sorry. I was asking you all day. I've given you the chance to make it up. You ignored it. You call me a big dumb idiot in a sandbox, you insult my intelligence by saying I couldn't even spell "alliance". When you and Burton and Michelle made fun of me to my face and behind my back... Jon may be a weasel but I never heard him call me any names. Anything he called me, he called me to my face. You did it behind my back. It's day 19 and you cleaned your first fish and complained about it the whole time. I busted my a** cleaning food for you every day. It was a hard decision Shawn and I'm sorry but you ruined it when you couldn't admit how bad you were to me at the start. (I think Rupert was a little angry, ya think?) What Rupert WANTED To Say - What Jon said. Christa votes Shawn - (she looks better tonight by the way, with her hair not in braids.) "Strategy wise, this is the best way to get me ahead, and you talk too much." What Christa WANTED To Say - I am like WAY cuter than Michelle, dude. You lose. Shawn votes Jon - (wow, that's a surprise!) Jon I'm voting for you because like I said before, it doesn't matter (oops, that's an Ostenism) what you say here and there, you and I know the truth and basically you've been backstabbing everyone including myself and that's why we're here again. Goodbye...if it happens that way. (I hate to break it to him but EITHER WAY, it's goodbye) What Shawn WANTED to Say - PLEASE please please let me not get voted out..PLEASE!!! I'm sorry about the skirt thing, and the sandbox thing and the other stuff and I LOVE YOU RUPERT, really, I do. Sandra votes Shawn - (she's grinning I think) You're greedy, you're lazy, you're selfish, you always had it out for me and I get the last laugh cause you're going home first buddy. Goodbye, Adios. What Sandra WANTED To Say - Exactly what she said, that gal NEVER pulls punches. Jon votes Shawn - EXPLETIVE DELETED YOU! (Boy has a way with words, eh?) What Jon WANTED To Say - ...And the crab you rode in on. Nicole's Sweet Revenge They didn't know what the reward was going to be on the challenge. They didn't know what they were playing for until they got there and when they found out they were playing to get back into the game, it took everything up a notch. It was amazing to have the last "HAH" and defeat both the tribes. There's NOTHING negative about going to the TC tonight because two people will win!! (Apparently she has forgotten that four people will NOT win and don't get to play anymore.) Ryan the Outcast He was ALSO completely blown away when they realized they would have a chance to get back in the game. He says it wasn't even close. (Uh, it was pretty close. It would have been a LOT closer if you all had not had all that fabric with you to make the pole.) His bandana says "Die Jerks". This should really help him in settling into the tribe if he comes back. |
Puzzled | Friday, October 31, 2003 - 04:30 pm     You've outdone yourself again, BC. LOL at what they WANTED to say! |
Pamy | Friday, October 31, 2003 - 04:54 pm     LOL BC, I loved your comments after theirs on the voting! LOL Thanks so much for doing this for us! |
Grannyg | Friday, October 31, 2003 - 05:22 pm     BC, great job!! I love reading your take on it all. Thanks a million for taking the time to do this. |
Bcandscott | Friday, October 31, 2003 - 06:29 pm     Trish Wants Back in the Game Trish is just shocked. She is a competitor and she wants BACK IN THAT GAME. She didn't know how it was going to happen, but she was just elated at the possibility of getting back in the game...overwhelming elation. It hadn't even sunk in for her that she had been voted out, and now there's a possibility she can come back???? Wow. She is going to make the strongest case possible to get back in because SHE didn't come there to get kicked out, she came there to win a million dollars. Gee, do you think think there might be other people who feel the same way???? Michelle is a Competitor Well, I have my own thoughts on what Michelle is...and competitor wasn't the FIRST word that came to mind. She however, is just happy as can be because SHE gets a chance to come back into the game! She says coming back was just IN YOUR FACE kind of fun. She is proud the outcasts just stared them RIGHT IN THE FACE and she was thrilled that her old tribe looked really beated down. It was SUCH a good feeling for her to hear there was a chance to get back in and show everyone they voted off the wrong people. The challenge was BEYOND the superbowl for the outcasts. This was for all the old survivors who got kicked off early that shouldn't have. I guess she means Hunter. Heh. She says that they really weren't thinking about the reward so much when they were competing, they were really just thinking "Hah hah, take that, you jerks." This attitude is probably her clever plan to assimilate back into the tribe if she gets back in. Wow, she's just too clever...as long as nobody makes her act like a girly girl. Burton's Game Face I don't think this is referring to his face being a little gamey, not being able to shave and all. He's got a big old purple bandana on that says OUTCAST. He also comments they did not know about the possibility of getting back into the tribe. He kept his mental focus, didn't even look at any of the Drakes. He's still a little angry to tell the truth...they all lied to him and voted him out. He says he put it all on the line, was NOT willing to lose in any way shape or form. All of his victories before were great, but this was really great and now two people are going home and two of the Outcasts can re-enter the game. He really hopes he can come back, he'd give anything in the world to get back in. I figure if nothing else, he's sure that Rupert has missed him and all the good natured manly banter they used to share. He'll go back, throw a few quips Rupert's way about that skirt think...hahaha...and they'll all be SO GLAD he's back. Scout Leader Lil Fights Back Lil had never participated in a winning challenge before. Her FIRST winning experience was in a challenge to possibly get BACK IN THE GAME. WOO HOO! She is just thrilled. She says that it was like her tribe said to her, Lil you're a nice person but you're too old to compete....and NOW she got to WIN against them. WOO HOO again. When she was with Morgan, they never won anything. There was so much finger pointing after their losses, she says it gave her a complex...she finally stopped talking to them. LIL SAYS SHE WILL GO PANTLESS TO GET BACK INTO THE GAME. Most of us hope it doesn't come to that. She says that the Morgan's would sit after a loss and talk about how people didn't have enough heart or they would say to Lil, you're nice but you aren't an athlete. She says WINNING that challenge was right up there next to marriage and childbirth as a highlight of her life. OK, just a reminder, YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO PANTLESS LIL. Hope she heard that. Shawn's Fate He said the mail made him think there would be a merger. When they got to the challenge site, where he thought there would be a reward challenge....he was seeing the blue, the orange and in the middle THE PURPLE. He thought the new purple was for the merged tribe. Then Jeff started to explain the process...and here comes the past to haunt them. Sure enough, there came the 6 Outcasts. He was shocked and concerned. He knew his place in his tribe was IFFY because he had been involved voting off his own alliance. (Must be the Burton, Michelle, Shawn "let's make fun of Rupert alliance). He knew when he saw Shawn on the second vote. He was ready, he says. With the new twist and not sure of the merger, it was only a matter of time. He said being on that island with people he had no bond with was tough. He was at peace with being voted out. I can see his point. At least he doesn't have to clean any more fish. |
Bcandscott | Saturday, November 01, 2003 - 11:38 am     OK, did some more of the auditions.... Audition: Darrah Johnson She's driving a big white hearse. She's dressed in black. Next we see a casket showroom, the lid opens and there's Darrah in a bikini. She is a certified mortician and a certified a** kicker, also a beauty queen, a fitness trainer. She doesn't take nothing off of anybody and she's a country girl who can do anything, including HOCK and spit, which she does. "That million dollars is MINE." She's a HUNTER too. This could be a good think for her career, come to think of it. She's wearing camoflage and carrying a gun. Interesting hunting gear. Most hunters I know wear BRIGHT ORANGE or something. Anyway, she's going to be the ultimate survivor, yessireee! Audition: Sandra Diaz-Twine She does it all by herself, that audition, because nobody would help her. She says NOBODY thinks she can do it, but she has FAITH and she says "you can put me out there and I can do it." She says she has been to Saudi Arabia, she survived in the desert. HAH, she NEEDS that million dollars, cause she has a "??" for a ride and she lives in a d*** rathole. Well, ya know, I think that's a good reason. She lives on the military base. She's been buying lotto tickets, playing bingo, trying the casino, but she is not making anything that way. She NEEDS survivor, put her on the island, don't even worry about it, she'll be nice to everybody. She'll be nice until it's cutthroat time and then they can forget it. She has watched survivor every time and she kept thinking, "that should be ME out there." I think I know the secret though..about why Sandra REALLY wants to go be on Survivor and leave her rathole at Fort Lewis. Sandra seriously needs to get away from the SQUEAKY toy her kid plays with in the entire background of this tape. REALLY. She is a force to be reckoned with. Anyone who can stand more than 20 seconds of that squeaking....they can survive ANYTHING. Audition: Ryan Shoulders Ok, Ryan, seriously dude. MOMENTO was an interesting movie...but ANNOYING. OK? I mean I realize you were looking to do something DIFFERENT and all, but about half way through this, I wanted to smack you silly. I actually think you MAY have gotten on Survivor because they wanted you to suffer for making them watch this tape. In that regard, I suppose it worked. Heh He's good at listening to people. He could handle the old lady who doesn't want to eat any more rice and the gay guy who likes to fish. He would be good because he could take control because he's great under pressure. He's into technology and it will hurt missing his computer but he'll be able to do it. He also loves movies. Not sure how THIS will help on survivor, but he says he's been living without cable. Perhaps this shows an ability to endure hardship. He edited his own tape, and he lives in Tennessee...he was in a punk band but he's been making music alone. He made the music that is the background for his audition video. It is ALSO annoying. So, now he has a chance to come back...will he make it or will he end up on the LAST TRAIN TO CLARKSVILLE (his home town in TN). OK, bad pun, but you deserved it YOU YOU, for that annoying music and reverse audition tape, so THERE! Audition: Michelle Tesauro Michelle does her audition tape with her dog Reggie. She is playing with a flyswatter. She is NOT using the flyswatter on Reggie which is the most positive thing I can tell you about this tape. She keeps telling Reggie to tell us how smart and gifted she is. Reggie isn't saying anything. She says if he was in the mood, he would tell you how smart, funny, strong, resourceful, and he would tell you that she is in training using a fly swatter, her luxury item. Of the two of them, I like Reggie best. Audition: Andrew Savage He is the ULTIMATE survivor. He has been playing RUGBY, he was captain of the football and basketball team, he's been skydiving, white water rafting, has lived everywhere, saved the galaxy from the dark side of the force, gave measles to the martians in war of the worlds, has a cute wife with an accent who says he's pretty hot and can leap tall buildings. JUST DON'T ASK HIM TO FISH!!!! Audition: Burton Roberts He is laughing at the woman who is making the tape. She says she thinks she should leave the room. She leaves. She tells him not to snoop around in her room. OK.... His name is Burton Roberts, 31, a marketing exec from San Francisco and his whole life has made him ready for Survivor. Triathlon, and eagle scout. Getting his MBA. Strategic stuff he's done. All led up to this. Strategy is key. (We saw those strategy skills right before he got kicked.) He thinks he'll be of great value to his tribe in winning challenges and building shelter, etc. He is great at making friends, and he will be able to make friends with just about everyone out there which will help him strategically. Yep, he'll make friends with just about everyone except the big rugged looking dude in the skirt. Overall, it's an amazing opportunity. Yep, sure is. Audition: Lillian Morris Doing the little Scout pledge is a little hokey. She's wearing the outfit, too. I want to like her, I really do, but I wish she had something else going on besides the boy scouts. She started her troop, yada yada. She was the FIRST woman scout master, yada yada. She's got a great troop, yada yada, and it's over sixty scouts now. OK OK, but what about YOU, Lil. I want to know about YOU. She says if she could build a troop, being on an island with 16 strangers would be a piece of cake. Well, yeah, except they thought you weren't athletic enough for challenges, you were on a tribe of complete doofuses including a body builder who quit to protect his "temple." Oh Lil, we hardly knew ye. Maybe you get to come back. If so, whip that troop into shape, will ya? |
Bcandscott | Saturday, November 01, 2003 - 05:56 pm     I have a few more audition clips to finish up but some of them are not wanting to load and play tonight, but I'll try to get this all wrapped up by Sunday. |
Bcandscott | Sunday, November 02, 2003 - 07:08 am     Are y'all getting bored with this stuff? I think I may have worn out my welcome. I had HOPED some other people would give some opinions or something on the clips, but I seem to be running a one man show and well, those cymbals between my knees are starting to get annoying. Hahaha. |
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