Extra Clip from Survivor Insider "Johnny Fairplay"
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Teachmichigan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 11:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This particular clip made me want to slap Jon more so than usual!

John is eating round the fire with Trish, Sandra, Christa and Michelle.

(on beach alone) Jon: "As far as who's in danger on this tribe is concerned, the guys have to worry about me bein' so smart, and so, ya' know, athletically gifted and all that, but the main danger, definitely the ladies.

(around campfire) Jon: I'm a pimp, I'm a player.

(Voice Over) Women have been in danger since the day I was born, pretty much, since I'm so irresistable and smart, great, perfect, almost hypnotic if you really think about it." (me thinks the "hypnotized look" might just be women trying to figure out where he comes up witht this stuff!)

Sandra looks at him like he's a complete and total moron (and wondering where in the heck he gets his high self-esteem).

Trisha requests "a night in Jon's life. A typical single's night...what happens?" (Smart move...she's really feeding his ego...makes me want to retch though!).

Jon: "a typical night...I get dressed up to the hilt...a cool ass t-shirt, hair just goin' like 'what's up girl' what you know?' (said..whatchoo know?)...Note to Jon..try not to talk "pimp"...doesn't work on skinny white guys.


Cut to Michelle who says "We're just sitting around the fire, and of course, Jon's sex life comes up. He tells these crazy, crazy fantasy stories. I don't know whether to believe them or not to believe them. I couldn't even tell you...they're so off the wall."

(Posting...will continue in next reply)

Teachmichigan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 11:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Back to Jon and Gals around fire.

Jon: "I walk up and just, pimp limp. I mean..(insert some kind of pshhh noise he makes as he gimps along demonstrating this "irresistable" technique that evidently makes women fall over at his feet. {my guess is they fall over in laughter!]) "Just bust 'em out of the way."

Trish is laughing.


Jon's voice : "I think I'm, like, an enigma. They're just so, like, ya' know puzzled, it's like a deer caught in the headlights. They don't know what to do." (well...he finally got something right!)
"I mean, ya' got bait like this" (we see him standing on beach again). Then that "psshh" noise again. "reel 'em in"(oops... I spoke too soon!This man can't even speak in complete sentences or avoid "like" and "ya' know.")

Back to campfire.

Jon: "It's a big game of cat and mouse."

Trish asks, "So what happens. You finally talk to her, and she likes you, what happens?" (Oh man...did you HAVE to ask Trish??)

Jon: "well, any girl that talks to me is gonna' like me. I mean, look at me!"

Cut to Sandra sitting on beach: "Jon is such an A$$. I mean, he thinks he's a ladies' man."

Cut to campfire and Sandra sayin' to Jon...while smiling and laughing, "You're a player!"

Sandra's voice, "I would love to see all these women he claims to have these special moments with. I don't know. He's gotta' be lyin. He's not the cutest guy out there. He's skinny. He's got no meat on him!"

We see Jon struttin' around fire.

(Posting again...sorry, this takes a while because I listen, then type, then listen, then type)

Teachmichigan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 11:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jon: I'm the bi*th of the "magic moment" here. I'm like, whassup? whassup? (I'm not entirely sure that first sentence is correct...I could hardly understand him!)

Michelle says, "Jon has the worst chicken legs I've ever seen in my life. It's worse than a females. It's just bones really, and a few tendons, and stuff. That's it."

Back to Jon: "I do a lot better than any guy in my exact same position size wise.

Christa: "size is what you mean?"

Jon, "Yeah."

Chista: "It's not all about looks though. Ya' know...size wise...it really doesn't matter, 'cuz it's all about character and personality."

Jon: "I mean, you guys dig me, right? I'm cool."

Girls chime in with agreement...one say, "I mean...you're the only guy here. You're standing with four girls." ( Think it's Michelle.)

Note: Evidently big butt bug bites can help women say things like this...the pain and misery keeps them from laughing uproariously and giving away their "ego boosting" strategy.

Jon says, "look at that guy," and we see a shot of Shawn standing ankle deep in the surf, drinking from a canteen.

Jon: "That guy's all by himself over there." Girls laugh. (and secretly wish to join him)

Back to Jon's voice: "You don't have confidence goin' into this game, you won't do well in this game. I got all the confidence in the world, which is great. I've never, never suffered from lack of confidence (that's ok Jon...we suffer for you!). I have more alliances with more people number wise than anyone else in this game. At the same time, though, I really, really, really know, though, that only luck's going to get me to the very end. And that's the same with the ladies, I mean, like, confidence helps, but if you're not lucky, like, you're not takin' 'em home."

Back to campfire, Michelle asks, "Can we believe Jon's stories, girls?"

Trish answers, "Ya' know what, we believe 50% of them."

Jon says, "I got no reason to make 'em up."

Well...I can think any number of reasons, but that's just me! :)

Pamy

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 11:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Teach!!! Great summaries!!!

Enigma2

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 11:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks, Teachmichigan.

I'm proud of 'my' Trish. She is sort-of encouraging Joh to jump-off-the-cliff into a detailed expossure of his owns sordidness.

Not1worry

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 12:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes, I admire Trish for knowing how to handle him. I'd probably react more like Sandra and tell him what an idiot he is. Jon will think Trish is in awe of him right up until his torch is snuffed. In tiny doses I suppose he could be amusing, but no stretch of the imagination could make him attractive that I can see.

Teachmichigan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 02:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oops...I didn't make it clear. Sandra said those things to the camera! The only thing she said she was with Jon was that he was a player.

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 02:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks teach