Cursing the traitors!!!!
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Catfat

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 07:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This pretty much says it all, and I quote:

I curse their head and all the hairs of their head; I curse their face, their brain , their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth, their forehead, their shoulders, their breast, their heart, their stomach, their back, their womb, their arms, their legs, their hands, their feet, and every part of their body, from the top of their head to the soles of their feet, before and behind, within and without.

I curse them going and I curse them riding; I curse them standing and I curse them sitting; I curse them eating and I curse them drinking; I curse them rising, and I curse them lying; I curse them at home, I curse them away from home; I curse them within the house, I curse them outside of the house; I curse their wives, their children, and their servants who participate in their deeds. I bring ill wishes upon their crops, their cattle, their wool, their sheep, their horses, their swine, their geese, their hens, and all their livestock. I bring ill wishes upon their halls, their chambers, their kitchens, their stanchions, their barns, their cowsheds, their barnyards, their cabbage patches, their plows, their harrows, and the goods and houses that are necessary for their sustenance and welfare.

May all the malevolent wishes and curses ever known, since the beginning of the world, to this hour, light on them. May the malediction of God, that fell upon Lucifer and all his fellows, that cast them from the high Heaven to the deep hell, light upon them.
May the fire and the sword that stopped Adam from the gates of Paradise, stop them from the glory of Heaven, until they forebear, and make amends.
May the evil that fell upon cursed Cain, when he slew his brother Abel, needlessly, fall on them for the needless slaughter that they commit daily.
May the malediction that fell upon all the world, man and beast, and all that ever took life, when all were drowned by the flood of Noah, except Noah and his ark, fall upon them and drown them, man and beast, and make this realm free of them, for their wicked sins.
May the thunder and lightning which rained down upon Sodom and Gomorra and all the lands surrounding them, and burned them for their vile sins, rain down upon them and burn them for their open sins. May the evil and confusion that fell on the Gigantis for their oppression and pride in building the Tower of Babylon, confound them and all their works, for their open callous disregard and oppression.
May all the plagues that fell upon Pharaoh and his people of Egypt, their lands, crops and cattle, fall upon them, their equipment, their places, their lands, their crops and livestock.
May the waters of the Tweed and other waters which they use, drown them, as the Red Sea drowned King Pharaoh and the people of Egypt, preserving God's people of Israel.
May the earth open, split and cleave, and swallow them straight to hell, as it swallowed cursed Dathan and Abiron, who disobeyed Moses and the command of God.
May the wild fire that reduced Thore and his followers to two-hundred-fifty in number, and others from 14,000 to 7,000 at anys, usurping against Moses and Aaron, servants of God, suddenly burn and consume them daily, for opposing the commands of God and Holy Church.
May the malediction that suddenly fell upon fair Absolom, riding through the wood against his father, King David, when the branches of a tree knocked him from his horse and hanged him by the hair, fall upon these untrue Scotsmen and hang them the same way, that all the world may see.
May the malediction that fell upon Nebuchadnezzar's lieutenant, Olifernus, making war and savagery upon true Christian men; the malediction that fell upon Judas, Pilate, Herod, and the Jews that crucified Our Lord; and all the plagues and troubles that fell on the city of Jerusalem therefore, and upon Simon Magus for his treachery, bloody Nero, Ditius Magcensius, Olibrius, Julianus Apostita and the rest of the cruel tyrants who slew and murdered Christ's holy servants, fall upon them for their cruel tyranny and murder of Christian people.
And may all the vengeance that ever was taken since the world began, for open sins, and all the plagues and pestilence that ever fell on man or beast, fall on them for their openly evil ways, senseless slaughter and shedding of innocent blood.

I sever and part them from the church of God, and deliver them immediately to the devil of hell, as the Apostle Paul delivered Corinth. I bar the entrance of all places they come to, for divine service and ministration of the sacraments of holy church, except the sacrament of infant baptism, only; and I forbid all churchmen to hear their confession or to absolve them of their sins, until they are first humbled by this curse

I forbid all Christian men or women to have any company with them, eating, drinking, speaking, praying, lying, going, standing, or in any other deed-doing, under the pain of deadly sin.
I discharge all bonds, acts, contracts, oaths, made to them by any persons, out of loyalty, kindness, or personal duty, so long as they sustain this cursing, by which no man will be bound to them, and this will be binding on all men.
I take from them, and cast down all the good deeds that ever they did, or shall do, until they rise from this cursing.
I declare them excluded from all matins, masses, evening prayers, funerals or other prayers, on book or bead - rosary; of all pilgrimages and alms deeds done, or to be done in holy church or be Christian people, while this curse is in effect.

And, finally, I condemn them perpetually to the deep pit of hell, there to remain with Lucifer and all his fellows, and their bodies to the gallows of Burrow moor, first to be hanged, then ripped and torn by dogs, swine, and other wild beasts, abominable to all the world. And their life goes from your sight, as may their souls go from the face of God, and their good reputation from the world, until they forebear their open sins, aforesaid, and rise from this terrible cursing and make satisfaction and penance.

"Good folks, herewith my Archbishop of Glasgow's letters, under his round seal, directed to me, or any other chaplain, making mention with great regret, how heavy he bears the piteous, lamentable, and dolorous complaint that passes over all realms and comes to his ears by open voice and fame, how our Sovereign Lord's true lieges, men, wives, and children, bought and redeemed by the precious blood of our Savior Jesus Christ, and living in his laws, are innocently, some murdered, some slain, burned, hurt, despoiled and cut openly by daylight and under silence of night, and their farms and lands laid waste, and themselves banished there from, also church lands as well as others, to be common traitors, rapists and thieves, dwelling in the south part of this realm, namely, Tevidale, Esdale, Liddesdale, Ewisdale, Nedisdale, and Annandereaill; they have been, in diverse ways, pursued for punishment by the temporal sword of our Sovereign Lord's authority, and they fear not the same.

And therefore, my said Archbishop of Glasgow has thought it necessary to strike them with the terrible sword of Holy Church, that they may not long endure and resist; and has charged me, or any other chaplain, to denounce, declare and proclaim them openly and generally cursed, at this market crossroads, and all other public places.

Therefore, through the authority of Almighty God, the Father of Heaven, His Son our Saviour, Jesus Christ, and of the Holy Ghost; through the authority of the Blessed Virgin, Saint Mary, Saint Michael, Saint Gabriel, and all the angels; Saint John the Baptist, and all the Holy patriarchs and prophets; Saint Peter, Saint Paul, Saint Andrew, and all holy apostles; Saint Stephen, Saint Lawrence, and all holy martyrs; Saint Giles, Saint Martin, and all holy confessors; Saint Anne, Saint Katherine, and all holy virgins and matrons; and of all the saints and holy company of Heaven; by the authority of our Holy Father the Pope and his cardinals, and of my said Lord, Archbishop of Glasgow, by the advice and assistance of my lords, archbishop, bishops, abbots, priors, and other prelates and ministers of Holy Church:

I denounce, proclaim and declare all the committers of the said senseless murders, slaughters, burning, torturing, plundering, raping and pillaging, openly by daylight and under silence of night, even on such peaceful ground as church lands; together with their families, henchmen, suppliers, and willing conspirators who give them refuge, their receivers of goods stolen by them, and any benefit or part thereof, and their counselors and defenders of their evil deeds, generally CURSED, denounced, execrated, in sum total, with the GREAT CURSING.

Nagster

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 07:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And this is quoted from??

Catfat

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 07:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the Archbishop of Glasgow in the 1600s (I think) cursing the Border Reivers, those clans who raided across the border between England and Scotland, killing, burning, stealing and various other offensive things.
I quote from it quite often, as it seems appropos to almost any situation.

Kappy

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 08:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm not going to curse the other players simply because I blame Mark Burnett totally for blatantly fixing this game.

Texannie

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 08:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
gosh, I got worried that Rupert has said all that! LOL
Kappy..now did Burnett fix the game? I love Rupert, but if I was on the island, I would want him off...he was the best threat.

Twiggyish

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 08:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I curse along with you and SPIT in their faces! muhahahahaa

Csnog

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 08:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Are you a little angry tonight? lol

Better go over to seamonkeys and Costacats and have a few bellinis

Catfat

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 10:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hi, Csnog, just a little angry. I have been saving that old curse for just such an occasion.

Surfgirl

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 10:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Was a great Curse so very fitting..CATFAT!!

As for Kappys referral to Mark B rigging the game ,guessing is reffering to Burton being on Eco Challenge produced by Mark himself..Which might not be a big thing .. but that Burton got back into Survivor thru a back door kinda,, pretty much does suck!

Catfat

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 10:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Surfgirl, I so agree about Burton being shoved back into the game by less-than-honest manipulation. I never before thought the game was rigged to favour certain players, but this is just too blatant.

Surfgirl

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 10:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yupp Catfat.. I agree some have said rigged from first survivor.. I have always argued that wasnt true ..till now, not really saying it was rigged but .. well ,.. maybe had a helping hand!

Caycaye

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 11:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And CBS really **CKED themselves...because Rupert was, BY FAR, everyone's favorite to win...and he JUST MAY HAVE...if there were no "planked" survivors brought back!

Surfgirl

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 11:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gotta say I really believe Rupert had no chance to win.. based on to good to be true.. but... the Outcast twist hurt his chances even more.. and if it would of been skinny Ryan over Lil or Burton I believe Rupert would of gone way farther.. we all should know by now are Favorite will never win.. Sucks but is true.. but you wanna see your favorite at least get the best chance to try to win.. thats where this survivor is wrong!!

Misslibra

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 11:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I like Rupert but I'm beginning to like Burton even more. Rupert had to know he was to strong of a player and would be targeted. If anybody was made for this particular Survivor Rupert was. But my heart now belongs to Burton. Farewell Rupert you will be missed.

Surfgirl

Thursday, November 20, 2003 - 11:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
..Misslibra..
I agree game might of been made for Rupert.. but Burton was kicked out once.. so give the jock guy one more chance to rub it in every ones faces..think not.. was a little cheesy of Mark B to pull this.. to me your Torch is snuffed..it IS Snuffed LOL

Caycaye

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 12:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree Surfgirl...even though I feel as though this "come-back" thing is SOOO unfair to my DEAR RUPERT and I will miss him terribly, I am reminded of last years BB3 when Amy came back I was THRILLED and would listen to NO SUCH talk about unfairness....<ModIL>) Chiara kept yelling..."They won't even let me COMPETE against Amy because I was HoH and she will surely boot me!!" And Amy did..and I was thrilled.......

Rupert is by far, my favorite EVER on Survivor...and I am SICK about this turn of events...cause it looked like he really could have WON this thing, if not for Burton and Lil...but not trying to be a TOTAL hypocrite to MYSELF...I have to KNOW now how the Chiara fans must have felt...and accept that I have to "go on from here" and cheer on my NEW favorites...Lil and Sandra!! GO GIRLS!!!

Bye Bye Rupert...You will be missed!!!!

Immunity_Man

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 08:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I liked Rupert too, but Rupert has to realize that this game was not just for him. His attitude is, "How can you take away my prize?"! Well sorry Rupe, but no one is going to gift wrap this game and put it under your Christmas tree. He acts as if this was all a personal attack on his character and it defintely was not! He was just simply the biggest threat in the game. It happens to the best of them, Rupe.

I don't like Jon at all, but he is entertaining and as far as Burton goes, he's not the leader that Rupert was, but he has a great competitive spirit and I'll credit him for that.

Everyone is screaming "unfair, unfair" about the twist. I said this once and I'll say it again. If Andrew, Rupert, or RynO had the chance to come back into the game, they'd be there faster than Osten could utter his next complaint.
Yes, it was a harsh twist, but don't think the others would've passed on coming back if they were voted out earlier in the game. And Rupert fans would be shouting "Hallelujah!"

Lorry

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 08:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
That was the most magnificent curse!! rofl

Catfat, you have my undying love and respect. haha
Now where can you and I find counseling to get over our desire for revenge??? hehe

Don't worry.... they will get what they deserve.. and it will be fun to watch. I can't wait to see Burton get his.

Now... should we be worried about how emotionally attached to Rupert we have become??? Nooooooo!!!! He was the winner the second he pirated those useless fancy shoes. He was and is and will remain in the history of Survivor... the Ultimate Survivor... The Pirate of the Pearl Islands.

Ahhhh damn it, now I have to take a Tums and lie down...hahahahaha (grumble, grumble, piss and spit)

Puzzled

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 08:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I so agree, Lorry. Hope he comes to realise that he was voted off *because* he was the best, and they all knew it.

Lorry

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 09:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
He'll find out Puzzled, he'll find out. After he sees the shows, reads the boards, and the offers start coming in wanting him to do this show or that show... he'll know... and he'll be happy.

Puzzled

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 09:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Catfat--Oops--left off half my message. That curse is a classic!

Gemma120in2002

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 09:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Aww c'mon, tell me how you REALLY feel! Don't hem and haw, just let it out! ROTFLMAO!

I salute you! And add my own little curse.

May they never be of more consequence than a fleck of corruption in a whor3's pi$$ pot!

Realfan

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 09:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Good post, Immunity_Man.

Rupert wasn't the "best." He lost. End of story. He allowed his hubris to get the better of him, and he tried to influence through intimidation rather than sound strategy. He made himself a target, and expected his island mates to lie down and accept that he should win. He forgot the lesson of being "under the radar."

Well, the others were there to win, too. I would have been fuming if they were too stupid to vote Rupert off, but they restored my faith in Survivor contestants.

Lorry

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 10:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Realfan, I have read your posts here and on other boards, so I have a great deal of respect for both your opinions, and your way of expressing them without undue harshness.

I don't agree with you...lol But then again, you make some smart and valid points... as you always do.

I think one thing we viewers forget is how much stress is involved in these games. True, they are games... meant to be won. True, Rupert did not win the game, per se... but he will never be a loser, nor will any of this season's players.

They are winners just by playing the game in a way that is NOT malicious. They didn't wish to hurt Rupert, but to take him out of the game ONLY because he was such a good player. His strength was respected to the point of his HAVING to leave in order for others to have an opportunity to win.

He is human, and humane, and intelligent. He will take time to get over the emotional loss, get over the financial loss, but I have faith that Rupert will respect those who voted him off. Respect and realize that winning ONLY the money does not make you a winner.

Jun and Allison, from BB4, Jenna from the last Survivor won the money.... but they were not and never will be winners. It is a game, and to that end you can win money.... win the game, but it is also an experiment in social behavior... There is more to win then just the money.

We have seen that winning the money is only one aspect of the game of Survivor, the game of BB.

Lives are changed by the game... Sometimes for the good... sometimes for the bad.

Yes, Rupert is a winner. And, if he is smart, like I think he is, he will use what he learned in his next battle in not the game, but life in general.

Kappy

Friday, November 21, 2003 - 07:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lorry ~ excellent post! I love the way you put it all. Thank you!

Beruthiel

Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 12:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
As someone born and bred at the very border you speak of, I honour your curse, Catfat, and I'm also embarrassed at the weak and puny one I sent Jon's way in one of the other threads of which he was the subject.
Yours is magnificent, and made me feel a lot better from the reading thereof!

Beruthiel

Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 12:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Especially since I can't get into the CBS site to rant or vote or whatever to relieve my annoyance!

Pascalle

Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 01:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Catfat, I have never been more impressed with a post than your's. that was magnificent(sp). Most of us liked Rupert but don't worry, as I tuned in the next morning on CBS to see the Friday regular interview, they said Rupert couldn't make it because it is believed he is off filming the next Survivor which is the All Star one. I also agree that nobody was going to wrap the money up and give it to Rupert for Xmas. Everyone must have thought to get him off, he was just too good and too popular. It stands to reason because it's the game.

Misslibra

Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 07:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes they had no choice but to get rid of Rupert. All of them seem to really like him, but let's face it none of them could have won against him in the end. He was a huge threat to all except Sandra and Christa because of their alliance together. Only a fool would have not voted him off the island. He is a great guy who had to go. And when they got their chance they took him out. I also hope he realize now it wasn't personal and how popular he is. Can't wait to see the all star survivor. Sounds like it's going to be good.

Friktion

Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 08:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Catfat - I love this curse! Someone should forward it to Rupert to cheer him up ... after he's won ASS, of course.

Caycaye

Saturday, November 22, 2003 - 09:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Lorry,

Once again you honored us with your wisdom! The thoughts you wrote down in the previous post were right on. Just because they "win the money" doesn't make a person a "winner"....