The Return of the Survivor Pun Thread--(haikus, song parodies and puns are welcome too)
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Weinermr

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Urgrace!

Tksoard

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 03:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
scratch, scratch What are you talking about MrWeiner? None of that rhymed!!

Micknrc

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 03:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I get it...


(he's so sophisticated...***swoon***)

Weinermr

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 04:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
...or just silly Mick, one or the other...

Donut

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 05:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
thanks weiner, you answered all four of the questions that were really plaguing me...
and be careful you dont become a basketcase, cuz i am sure somebunny will egg you on to keep cracking us up...

Weinermr

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 05:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I know, Donut. I'm a good egg, but a little hard boiled. What would the wise one say?

Crazydog

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 11:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
For Kathy it seems to be fixed
Her tribemates are awfully ticked
She was such a boss
Which comes at great cost
For this week she'll find herself nixed.

Crazydog

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 11:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
So one of the tribe is named Pat
"Don't vote for me just cause I'm fat"
She knows she is old
And that's made her bold
If she doesn't shut up she'll go splat!

Discoinferno

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 04:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The ultimate Survivor
ain't gonna be-a
that skinny LDS chick
named Neleh

Judy

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 05:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
With Hunter, Gina is smitten
"He knows everything!" She purrs like a kitten
If that Sara tries to look best
Constantly sticking out her chest
Into her eyes Watermelon seeds I'll be spittin'!!

Donut

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 09:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
So tell me please who will be going?
The one whining, bossing or ho-ing?
i cant be a fool
again in the Pool
So please help me, i need to be knowing!

Urgrace

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 11:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We may all be surprised Thursday night
Kathy may turn out to be alright
Then we'll all look the fool
Bottoms up if in Deadpool
We chose her to be on the next flight.

Twiggyish

Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 05:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Donut.. "ho-ing"??? ...LOL

Donut

Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
well Urgrace, we really were fools
we need to enroll in a good Spoiler School,
Our votes stunk .oh my,
more than fish topped with flies
now we've sunk to the depths of the Pool.

Donut

Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
why did they vote out poor mama
their voting is really a bummah
they vote out their strong
keeping princess in thong
could they all be any dumbah?

Mygetaway

Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Please don't vote off my Hunter and Gina
Rob, Sarah and Sean are so mean-a
They don't do a lot,
But together they plot,
And next week Sarah makes a big scene-a.

(Ok.. so I made up some words..LOL.. You guys are too good at these.)

Donut

Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 11:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i think that your scene-a fits in just great with my dumbah and ho-ing....

Resortgirl

Friday, March 08, 2002 - 02:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Next week some one steps on a "spine"
Sarah says, don't worry you'll be fine
I'll pee on your foot
So don't give me the boot
Cause my boobs and me will leave crying!

Pretty bad I know! But I'll keep working at it...LOL!

Awareinva

Friday, March 08, 2002 - 04:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That Kathy can be quite a bi+ch
I'd rather experience no-no itch
She's found Rotu some grub
But she won't join the club.
There's no way that she's going to get rich!

Weinermr

Friday, March 08, 2002 - 07:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I thought they would lose, that tribe Rotu,
Which meant that boss Kathy would go too,
Well I yelled at the screen,
You all know what I mean,
Screwing up on the votes like I know to.

Urgrace

Friday, March 08, 2002 - 10:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tammy's shirt is not orange it is pink
She likes to wear black too, don't you think
She wore a tankini
Wears a black bikini
And have you seen her hair does not kink

Awareinva

Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 07:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh come on folks-- nothing on the whole Kathy pee's on John situation!! I'm shocked! OK, I'll have to get the ball rollin'! :)

John was stung and he started to sob
Paschal's plumbing fell short of the job
Kathy stepped to the plate
John, he sighed "That feels great!"
But we wish the one peed on was Rob. :)

Britchick

Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 11:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
[In honour of the possible events of tonight's show]
Let's twist again, like we did last season,
Ooooh,
Let's twist again, like we did last year.
Remember when Frank and T joined Boran
And slimy Silas had to shed a tear.
Oh, swapping buffs and changing tribes we go again,
Maybe the Moronmus will have to go this time...
Let's twist again, like we did last season,
Ooooh,
Let's twist again, like we did last year.

Weinermr

Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm a Rotu rooter!!!!

Rotu rooter, that's the name,
And away goes Mumu's, down the drain.

Rotu rooter...........

Firebird05

Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 03:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Rob thinks he's the new Willy.
To me that is just plain silly.
Of Sara he is fawn.
But she's just a pawn.
So Rob can get his hands on the milly.


Lol Weinermr. Mumu"s down the drain. We can only hope.

Mygetaway

Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 11:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gina got saved by the twist,
Poor Sarah, I think she is pi**ed,
Rob and Sean are still LAME,
Think they're playin' the game,
They've got to be next on the list!

Xxlt

Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 01:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a bad joke....

two male survivors sitting on a beach when a gal survivor serves them snacks on a platter. one survivor turns to the other to comment on how, after the merge, the quality of women has gone down, the second survivor says that she'll do until she
stops catering to us.

They both lose the million dollars..

Mygetaway

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 09:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, in keeping with my "theme" of poems....

For Gina it's time to say Bye..
To Hunter she's going to say HI!!
It made me so sad
But I'm not really mad
I just yelled and let out a big sigh

Squaredsc

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 11:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ok im going to give this a whirl but im not really creative so here goes........


im glad gina is gone
wish i could sing a song
to hunter she will run
i bet he thinks he's a lucky son of a gun
you all thought they were so hot
but apparently they're not
'cause beavis and butthead are still in the game.


i know i screwed the last line.

Bidasea

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 11:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You could have said:
but apparently they're not
They proved that they were lame
cause beavis and butthead are still in the game.

Squaredsc

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 12:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
thanks bidasea, i love that.

Awareinva

Monday, April 08, 2002 - 06:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Feeling a bit Dr. Seussish this am

Next time on Survivor, the tribes become one.
Rob will play mind games with Kathy, what fun!

While everyone prays, Rob is shown with a smirk;
He keeps the show fun, but my gosh... what a jerk!

The lies will be flying in camp, and we'll see
If Zoe stays out of the drama like Vee.

Kathy feels lied to, I bet she'll get crazy.
My gut tells me she'll go before those that are lazy.

Sean has some kind of a scuffle with John,
And Robfather tells John it is definitely awwn!

Next week will be wild, as the Rotu join Moo;
We'll see which ones are lying and which ones are true!

Mware

Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 11:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(To be sung to the goodbye songs from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Trust me - it sounds good if you sing it right :))

Tomorrow, Tomorrow, we'll start the day tomorrow with a Muu or two (one two!)
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, it soon will be tomorrow for the in-terview.
Till then, Rob and Sean can still be happy
Till then, so can Neleh, Vee, and Pappy!
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, we'll see Kathy on Tomorrow, cause.....
They'll be back, when the week is new.
And they'll have more interaction for you.
And Rob'll have things he'll need to justify,
John will too.