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The ClubHouse: Archives: The Return of the Survivor Pun Thread--(haikus, song parodies and puns are welcome too): Archive through March 05, 2002

Donut

Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Take your giddy energy from watching Survivor and fling it over here for some fun..

i guess i will have to start--i'm tired so don't expect much...

Peter kept talking of poo
he had so many holes he didnt know what to do
His pee talk pissed off everyone
(See, i snuck in a pun)
Now he's one struck out bowling guru

Weinermr

Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Peter he talked much of yoga,
His new dog he might now name Rovah
His whole family bowls,
And he lectured on holes,
But now this Survivor's game's ovah

Weinermr

Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It sounds like he lives right near Boston,
His stories it turned out they cost him,
He babbled and yakked,
The count was exact,
At Council they voted to toss him.

Sunriverose

Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
sarah was warah a top so barah
that shawn took a safarra
from being a manarra

and like cleopatra
miss sarah arriveda
on her barge so dispara

That she might dissapera

Donut

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 12:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
its awwwwwwnnnnnn!

Weinermr

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 06:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Peter's not someone they like,
Though bowling he oft gets a strike,
While speaking of holes,
He bored those poor souls,
And most told him, "Pete take a hike"

Donut

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 04:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Peter just might pahk his cah
But in Sahvivah he didnt go fah
He might bowl wicked pissah
but the teeth in his kissah
are more blinding than the north stah.

Lobster

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 04:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LMAO, Donut

Weinermr

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Each tribe's like a tiny small nation,
Their talents will be their salvation,
I was thinking today,
I heard someone say,
That Sarah provides them flotation.

Weinermr

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It must be your accent Donut. That's it. It's your accent.

Twiggyish

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sarah liked to show off her assets,
Others thought perhaps they were falsets
Someone took a pin,
and deflated them.
That was the end of her bra sets.

Nimue

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 06:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Kathy has got herself in a snit,
because the fire has not yet been lit.
Says she'll not greet another dawn,
unless they get that darn fire on.
Does she know she made it a short trip?

Donut

Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 10:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
these are great guys! thanks lobster!
i am so glad to see some people add to this!!(not that i mind when weiner and i just keep each other entertained!)

Those boobies of Miss Cleopatra's
Soon found their way onto a mattress
If one took a pin
and stuck it right in
would the boobie or bed deflate fastest?

Donut

Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 10:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
oops twigs, sorry, hope you dont mind that i borrowed your pin...

Weinermr

Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 11:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Peter said romance was brewing,
His tribemates hooked up, started wooing,
Our interest you know,
Will depend what they show,
And will spice up our great TV viewing.

Weinermr

Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 11:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Inspired by the Hunter Ellis thread

Some women now drool over Hunter,
His looks have impressed them like thunder,
They've critiqued his nose,
His fan club it grows,
He'll go far unless there's a blunder.

Sunshinemiss

Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 12:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A Poem for Sarah,

~or~

An Ode to Silicone....


Sarah's flotation devices,
Are worth every cent of their prices,
At least to the fellas,
The girls all seem jealous,
Might throw the whole tribe into crisis!

Twiggyish

Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 12:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Donut!!

Urgrace

Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 01:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Survivor night gave us a booster
We watched Rob chase a flying rooster
Pat said she was fat
But they all like Pat
Was Sarah that turned out the hooter

Donut

Monday, March 04, 2002 - 10:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
keep it up guys!


They must find their own food every day
or on them the buzzards will prey
Oh they can find fruit
and roosters to boot
but what's life without PB and J?

Weinermr

Monday, March 04, 2002 - 11:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
They send them to such pretty places,
This new bunch is on the Marquesas,
The water and greenery,
Makes such pretty scenery,
No remakes like on Trading Spaces

LOL LOL

sorry I'm tired

Good night America

Weinermr

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 12:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
and everyone else too.

Beagle

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 01:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wonderful as always, Weinmer :-) And Donut too...

Weinermr

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 01:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Beagle. I miss you around here.

Does anyone know who the next to be voted off will be? Perhaps they will sacrifice Paschal.

Now you knew someone would make a Paschal lamb joke didn't you? And you knew it would be me, didn't you? At least I'm the first. I didn't want to pass over the opportunity. Perhaps there will be more opportunities later. We don't know what the "order" in which they will be evicted. But we won't pre-judge whether Paschal will be sacrificed sooner or later. It will be bitter, whenever it happens.

We need a little leavening....errrr levity around here.

(Some people are scratching their heads and wondering "what is he talking about!")

Urgrace

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We don't know that much about Paschal
It seems he won't be such a rascal
Tis too soon to tell
He may do very well
I'll save my judgement, it's a hassle.