The Return of the Survivor Pun Thread--(haikus, song parodies and puns are welcome too)
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Weinermr | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:17 pm     Thanks Urgrace! |
Tksoard | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 03:43 pm     scratch, scratch What are you talking about MrWeiner? None of that rhymed!!  |
Micknrc | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 03:51 pm     I get it... (he's so sophisticated...***swoon***) |
Weinermr | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 04:04 pm     ...or just silly Mick, one or the other...  |
Donut | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 05:10 pm     thanks weiner, you answered all four of the questions that were really plaguing me... and be careful you dont become a basketcase, cuz i am sure somebunny will egg you on to keep cracking us up... |
Weinermr | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 05:19 pm     I know, Donut. I'm a good egg, but a little hard boiled. What would the wise one say? |
Crazydog | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 11:10 am     For Kathy it seems to be fixed Her tribemates are awfully ticked She was such a boss Which comes at great cost For this week she'll find herself nixed. |
Crazydog | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 11:20 am     So one of the tribe is named Pat "Don't vote for me just cause I'm fat" She knows she is old And that's made her bold If she doesn't shut up she'll go splat! |
Discoinferno | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 04:09 pm     The ultimate Survivor ain't gonna be-a that skinny LDS chick named Neleh |
Judy | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 05:00 pm     With Hunter, Gina is smitten "He knows everything!" She purrs like a kitten If that Sara tries to look best Constantly sticking out her chest Into her eyes Watermelon seeds I'll be spittin'!! |
Donut | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 09:15 pm     So tell me please who will be going? The one whining, bossing or ho-ing? i cant be a fool again in the Pool So please help me, i need to be knowing! |
Urgrace | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 11:08 pm     We may all be surprised Thursday night Kathy may turn out to be alright Then we'll all look the fool Bottoms up if in Deadpool We chose her to be on the next flight. |
Twiggyish | Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 05:53 am     Donut.. "ho-ing"??? ...LOL |
Donut | Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:10 pm     well Urgrace, we really were fools we need to enroll in a good Spoiler School, Our votes stunk .oh my, more than fish topped with flies now we've sunk to the depths of the Pool. |
Donut | Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:30 pm     why did they vote out poor mama their voting is really a bummah they vote out their strong keeping princess in thong could they all be any dumbah? |
Mygetaway | Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 10:48 pm     Please don't vote off my Hunter and Gina Rob, Sarah and Sean are so mean-a They don't do a lot, But together they plot, And next week Sarah makes a big scene-a. (Ok.. so I made up some words..LOL.. You guys are too good at these.) |
Donut | Thursday, March 07, 2002 - 11:14 pm     i think that your scene-a fits in just great with my dumbah and ho-ing.... |
Resortgirl | Friday, March 08, 2002 - 02:34 pm     Next week some one steps on a "spine" Sarah says, don't worry you'll be fine I'll pee on your foot So don't give me the boot Cause my boobs and me will leave crying! Pretty bad I know! But I'll keep working at it...LOL! |
Awareinva | Friday, March 08, 2002 - 04:26 pm     That Kathy can be quite a bi+ch I'd rather experience no-no itch She's found Rotu some grub But she won't join the club. There's no way that she's going to get rich! |
Weinermr | Friday, March 08, 2002 - 07:41 pm     I thought they would lose, that tribe Rotu, Which meant that boss Kathy would go too, Well I yelled at the screen, You all know what I mean, Screwing up on the votes like I know to. |
Urgrace | Friday, March 08, 2002 - 10:57 pm     Tammy's shirt is not orange it is pink She likes to wear black too, don't you think She wore a tankini Wears a black bikini And have you seen her hair does not kink |
Awareinva | Tuesday, March 19, 2002 - 07:22 pm     Oh come on folks-- nothing on the whole Kathy pee's on John situation!! I'm shocked! OK, I'll have to get the ball rollin'! John was stung and he started to sob Paschal's plumbing fell short of the job Kathy stepped to the plate John, he sighed "That feels great!" But we wish the one peed on was Rob.  |
Britchick | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 11:33 am     [In honour of the possible events of tonight's show] Let's twist again, like we did last season, Ooooh, Let's twist again, like we did last year. Remember when Frank and T joined Boran And slimy Silas had to shed a tear. Oh, swapping buffs and changing tribes we go again, Maybe the Moronmus will have to go this time... Let's twist again, like we did last season, Ooooh, Let's twist again, like we did last year. |
Weinermr | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:56 pm     I'm a Rotu rooter!!!! Rotu rooter, that's the name, And away goes Mumu's, down the drain. Rotu rooter........... |
Firebird05 | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 03:12 pm     Rob thinks he's the new Willy. To me that is just plain silly. Of Sara he is fawn. But she's just a pawn. So Rob can get his hands on the milly. Lol Weinermr. Mumu"s down the drain. We can only hope. |
Mygetaway | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 11:11 pm     Gina got saved by the twist, Poor Sarah, I think she is pi**ed, Rob and Sean are still LAME, Think they're playin' the game, They've got to be next on the list! |
Xxlt | Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 01:46 pm     a bad joke.... two male survivors sitting on a beach when a gal survivor serves them snacks on a platter. one survivor turns to the other to comment on how, after the merge, the quality of women has gone down, the second survivor says that she'll do until she stops catering to us. They both lose the million dollars.. |
Mygetaway | Friday, April 05, 2002 - 09:15 am     Ok, in keeping with my "theme" of poems.... For Gina it's time to say Bye.. To Hunter she's going to say HI!! It made me so sad But I'm not really mad I just yelled and let out a big sigh  |
Squaredsc | Friday, April 05, 2002 - 11:07 am     ok im going to give this a whirl but im not really creative so here goes........ im glad gina is gone wish i could sing a song to hunter she will run i bet he thinks he's a lucky son of a gun you all thought they were so hot but apparently they're not 'cause beavis and butthead are still in the game. i know i screwed the last line.  |
Bidasea | Friday, April 05, 2002 - 11:47 am     You could have said: but apparently they're not They proved that they were lame cause beavis and butthead are still in the game. |
Squaredsc | Friday, April 05, 2002 - 12:39 pm     thanks bidasea, i love that.  |
Awareinva | Monday, April 08, 2002 - 06:06 am     Feeling a bit Dr. Seussish this am Next time on Survivor, the tribes become one. Rob will play mind games with Kathy, what fun! While everyone prays, Rob is shown with a smirk; He keeps the show fun, but my gosh... what a jerk! The lies will be flying in camp, and we'll see If Zoe stays out of the drama like Vee. Kathy feels lied to, I bet she'll get crazy. My gut tells me she'll go before those that are lazy. Sean has some kind of a scuffle with John, And Robfather tells John it is definitely awwn! Next week will be wild, as the Rotu join Moo; We'll see which ones are lying and which ones are true! |
Mware | Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 11:15 am     (To be sung to the goodbye songs from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Trust me - it sounds good if you sing it right ) Tomorrow, Tomorrow, we'll start the day tomorrow with a Muu or two (one two!) Tomorrow, Tomorrow, it soon will be tomorrow for the in-terview. Till then, Rob and Sean can still be happy Till then, so can Neleh, Vee, and Pappy! Tomorrow, Tomorrow, we'll see Kathy on Tomorrow, cause..... They'll be back, when the week is new. And they'll have more interaction for you. And Rob'll have things he'll need to justify, John will too. |
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