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Llkoolaid

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 06:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We had a thread like this in BB2 and I liked it so here goes

Rob when he was talking about John and Robert rowing the boat and he called them "dumb and dumber" something that we have been calling him for weeks. I laughed so hard I almost cried when he said that.

Rob again when he said "Do I have stupid written on my forehead"

Pamy

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 07:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
John to Rob...YOU OUTED ME!!!!....like the closet door wasn't open the first episode!

Llkoolaid

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 07:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lol Pamy I forgot that one

Neko

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 08:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sean about eating the chicken and getting the "runs"-
"What have we got out here besides time and opportunity?"neko

Cliotheleo

Friday, April 05, 2002 - 09:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Or what about Rob's comment about that "stupid on my forehead" conversation later..... "I gave [John] the impression that he could trust me .......... but he shun't have! (insert evil grin here)"

It was like watching Will Kirby all over again. Gave me the warm fuzzies, LOL!

Seamonkey

Saturday, April 06, 2002 - 11:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Best line not happened yet..

"Rob, the tribe has spoken..."

Spygirl

Saturday, April 06, 2002 - 02:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTFL

Thanks, Seamonkey, I needed that!

Neko

Saturday, April 06, 2002 - 03:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LoLoLoL!!
I needed that one too Sea Thanks!neko

Gina8642

Saturday, April 06, 2002 - 05:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Stay drama free, that's the way to be.

Vee

Hippyt

Saturday, April 06, 2002 - 07:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Neko,you got mine!!
Favorite make you gag moment- Sarah talking about the morning radio show"I was the beauty.."
Yak,ick,make me sick,the glare from Gina should have struck her dead right there!

Alaskagal

Friday, April 26, 2002 - 05:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh my am I the only one who rolled on the floor laughing when Sean was on the horse moaning "My Baallss! MY BALLS!??? I thought that was hilarious hope that's not cruel. :)

*MY Disclaimer* - I don't think problems with men's privates are funny, but the whole way that was shown was hilarious. :)

Llkoolaid

Friday, April 26, 2002 - 05:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That was the all time best one Alaskagal

Hippyt

Friday, April 26, 2002 - 06:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
the whole horse scene was funny!!!!

Whoami

Friday, April 26, 2002 - 07:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Those were some pretty pi*sy horses! I've actually ridden before (not much, but a little), and I know I'd be pretty scared on a horse who was intent on kicking the crap out of another horse!

Hippyt

Friday, April 26, 2002 - 07:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree,I fell off a horse once,not fun And,they were up on mountains!!! It's just funny to see big,tough talking Sean hang on like a scared little girly.(which is what I would have been!)

Dogdoc

Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 05:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sean to the Marquesas girl. " Falome? Oh, follow me."

Jbean

Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 06:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
my favorite is still from right after the tribes were twisted and sean gave his whole "ya'll are clydesdales" speech to gabe. and gabe seemed to look at him in disbelief. and sean set there and told him that they were going to relax on their final days there. but the clydesdale thing sticks out in my mind.

Sia

Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 10:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I am alone in the house (which doesn't happen often) and am laughing myself sick at these posts. They're all priceless, but my fave of all of them is Sean to the Marquesan girl as posted above by Dogdoc:

Sean to the Marquesas girl: "Falome? Oh, FOLLOW ME."

In fact, Sean seems to be the one-liner king of Survivor: Marquesas!

Pamy

Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 11:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree the horse scene and Sean's face wincing while he was saying "my balls!!!", along with the way he was hanging on to 'The Rock'(I thought those island men all looked like The Rock)was the funniest in all of the survivors!! 2nd choice was when Sean was talking to the camera, farted, and said something like 'see I feel better all ready'

Nanya

Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"MY BALLS" by far the funniest. I couldn't relate it to a friend without laughing. I confess that I'm chuckling while I type.
I think most men would have suffered in silence, but we have to give it to our Sean. He speaks his mind. LOL

Grooch

Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 03:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The funny thing was that any talk by Sean about his balls, did not show up in the closed captioning. I wonder why. ;)

Seamonkey

Saturday, April 27, 2002 - 05:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
MTV would've featured it, played the scene over and over (as in RR/RW challenge when RW Seattle David attempted to climb the rope and just hung there saying "my balls!".

Sean seemed to recover well :)

Alaskagal

Monday, April 29, 2002 - 11:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Falome? Oh Follow me! That was hilarious too.

So that's it they can't vote off Sean because if they did we'd have no one to laugh at.

Yycgirl

Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 11:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i think the funniest survivor line comes from rob after the ole'switcharoo... he says: "they're seven guyz ovah he-ahr, and Zoe, by far, is the toughest"