Archive through March 05, 2002
The ClubHouse: Archives: The Return of the Survivor Pun Thread--(haikus, song parodies and puns are welcome too):
Archive through March 05, 2002
Donut | Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:31 pm     Take your giddy energy from watching Survivor and fling it over here for some fun.. i guess i will have to start--i'm tired so don't expect much... Peter kept talking of poo he had so many holes he didnt know what to do His pee talk pissed off everyone (See, i snuck in a pun) Now he's one struck out bowling guru |
Weinermr | Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:37 pm     Peter he talked much of yoga, His new dog he might now name Rovah His whole family bowls, And he lectured on holes, But now this Survivor's game's ovah |
Weinermr | Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:44 pm     It sounds like he lives right near Boston, His stories it turned out they cost him, He babbled and yakked, The count was exact, At Council they voted to toss him. |
Sunriverose | Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 10:52 pm     sarah was warah a top so barah that shawn took a safarra from being a manarra and like cleopatra miss sarah arriveda on her barge so dispara That she might dissapera |
Donut | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 12:12 am     its awwwwwwnnnnnn! |
Weinermr | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 06:11 am     Peter's not someone they like, Though bowling he oft gets a strike, While speaking of holes, He bored those poor souls, And most told him, "Pete take a hike" |
Donut | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 04:49 pm     Peter just might pahk his cah But in Sahvivah he didnt go fah He might bowl wicked pissah but the teeth in his kissah are more blinding than the north stah. |
Lobster | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 04:54 pm     LMAO, Donut |
Weinermr | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:03 pm     Each tribe's like a tiny small nation, Their talents will be their salvation, I was thinking today, I heard someone say, That Sarah provides them flotation. |
Weinermr | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:04 pm     It must be your accent Donut. That's it. It's your accent. |
Twiggyish | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:35 pm     Sarah liked to show off her assets, Others thought perhaps they were falsets Someone took a pin, and deflated them. That was the end of her bra sets. |
Nimue | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 06:16 pm     Kathy has got herself in a snit, because the fire has not yet been lit. Says she'll not greet another dawn, unless they get that darn fire on. Does she know she made it a short trip? |
Donut | Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 10:56 am     these are great guys! thanks lobster! i am so glad to see some people add to this!!(not that i mind when weiner and i just keep each other entertained!) Those boobies of Miss Cleopatra's Soon found their way onto a mattress If one took a pin and stuck it right in would the boobie or bed deflate fastest? |
Donut | Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 10:58 am     oops twigs, sorry, hope you dont mind that i borrowed your pin... |
Weinermr | Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 11:38 am     Peter said romance was brewing, His tribemates hooked up, started wooing, Our interest you know, Will depend what they show, And will spice up our great TV viewing. |
Weinermr | Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 11:44 am     Inspired by the Hunter Ellis thread Some women now drool over Hunter, His looks have impressed them like thunder, They've critiqued his nose, His fan club it grows, He'll go far unless there's a blunder. |
Sunshinemiss | Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 12:02 pm     A Poem for Sarah, ~or~ An Ode to Silicone.... Sarah's flotation devices, Are worth every cent of their prices, At least to the fellas, The girls all seem jealous, Might throw the whole tribe into crisis! |
Twiggyish | Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 12:56 pm     LOL Donut!! |
Urgrace | Saturday, March 02, 2002 - 01:31 pm     Survivor night gave us a booster We watched Rob chase a flying rooster Pat said she was fat But they all like Pat Was Sarah that turned out the hooter |
Donut | Monday, March 04, 2002 - 10:06 pm     keep it up guys! They must find their own food every day or on them the buzzards will prey Oh they can find fruit and roosters to boot but what's life without PB and J? |
Weinermr | Monday, March 04, 2002 - 11:58 pm     They send them to such pretty places, This new bunch is on the Marquesas, The water and greenery, Makes such pretty scenery, No remakes like on Trading Spaces LOL LOL sorry I'm tired Good night America |
Weinermr | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 12:09 am     and everyone else too. |
Beagle | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 01:43 am     Wonderful as always, Weinmer :-) And Donut too... |
Weinermr | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 01:32 pm     Thanks Beagle. I miss you around here. Does anyone know who the next to be voted off will be? Perhaps they will sacrifice Paschal. Now you knew someone would make a Paschal lamb joke didn't you? And you knew it would be me, didn't you? At least I'm the first. I didn't want to pass over the opportunity. Perhaps there will be more opportunities later. We don't know what the "order" in which they will be evicted. But we won't pre-judge whether Paschal will be sacrificed sooner or later. It will be bitter, whenever it happens. We need a little leavening....errrr levity around here. (Some people are scratching their heads and wondering "what is he talking about!") |
Urgrace | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:12 pm     We don't know that much about Paschal It seems he won't be such a rascal Tis too soon to tell He may do very well I'll save my judgement, it's a hassle. |
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