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Britchick | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 11:37 am     Oh no, I was feeling happy with my vote until I came here and now I'm thinking "well, obviously it's Kathy, what kind of a fool are you girl?" and want to change my vote. But I will stay strong (and wrong) and stick with my vote of Rob (from Rotu). I have a place on the We Suck thread to maintain after all... |
Moondance | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 11:40 am     Runnnnnn Britchick... when Bat gets to spinning it is crazy! |
Britchick | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:26 pm     feeeeeel sooooo weak, must re... sist... can't... hold... out... much.... longer....... |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:34 pm     Hey want a brownie Britchik? Come sit with me a minute and let me explain something. |
Moondance | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:36 pm     Run Brit Run! |
Britchick | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:37 pm     huh? Did someone say brownie? I sure could do with some sugar intake right now - are you my friend? [looks about as though she doesn't know where she is] |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:39 pm     No matter what happens. Two teams, different teams, 3 teams, one team............. The most visibly irritating person goes. No one is thinking who can win challenges or win the money at this point. Sharp stick gets kicked out of bed. Who are the sharp sticks? Those with strong personalities. Nothing more. You have to play the odds with this one because we have no idea how the mix will happen or even if it will. Sean, of course. Kathy. There are others, we really are not sure yet. So it is an odds thing. If the teams stay as they are Gina, though not abrasive, is history. The only question......Is there a mix of teams tonight? |
Moondance | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:43 pm     Watch out there she goes again! |
Britchick | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:46 pm     I don't know though about the visibly irritating person - that doesn't really explain the Hunter boot and we have nothing to judge the thinking at Rotu because they haven't been to tribal council yet. I think right now Maraamu would boot Gina, as you say. However, with Rotu is harder to guess and then with some change to the teams it becomes even harder (I think that Sean is possibly more annoying to us viewers than he is to his current tribe members). Kathy, I agree, is an obvious pick though. And I'm not saying that I'm not tempted to vote for her. I'm just trying to stay strong. Can I have a brownie now? |
Moondance | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:48 pm     So far...will update later Across The Board Picks -------------------------------------------------- AcmeBrainTrust RC- IC - twist boot - Record for Survivor 4 - 3/3 SurvivorFever Board RC- IC - twist boot - Record for Survivor 4 - 3/3 MESS Hall RC- IC - twist boot - Record for Survivor 4 - 2/3 EZ Board boot - Kathy Record for Survivor 4 - 1/3 SurvivorNews Board RC- Rotu IC - Rotu boot - Sarah Record for Survivor 4 - SurvivorCentral RC- IC - boot - Record for Survivor 4 - 2/3 SurvivorBlows RC- IC - twist boot - Kathy Record for Survivor 4 - 2/3 Voted Off IC - Maraamu boot - Kathy Record for Survivor 4 - 2/3 True Dork Times RC- Maraamu IC - Rotu twist weather boot - Sarah Record for Survivor 4 - 2/3 Surviivor.com RC- Rotu IC - twist weather boot - Kathy Record for Survivor 4 - 1/3 EBT RC- IC - twist boot - Record for Survivor 4 - 1/3 |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:53 pm     NO brownie until you agree that Hunter was abrasive. Not to us, but to his team. They did not like his leadership. Abrasive to them.......then out. |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:54 pm     Hunter had a strong personality. |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:55 pm     Thanks Moon this will be handy reference. A lot of work and I appreciate it. |
Car54 | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:10 pm     I think Hunter got booted because he gave direction to the directionless, not in a pushy or nasty way, but it was really resented. Classic displacement. |
Moondance | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:23 pm     EXACTLY Car! |
Britchick | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:24 pm     well, I really would like a brownie, so I'll agree that Hunter was abrasive to Sean and Rob (because Hunter was filling the role they both felt belonged to them). And to Sarah because he voted for her (and on the same level, Sarah probably doesn't like Gina either). But I still would say he wasn't visibly irritating, but rather threatening to the two other men... Sorry. Do I get a brownie yet or am I not being a good enough girl? I don't know why I'm disagreeing as I'm doing so incredibly badly with all my voting this season anyway! |
Weinermr | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 01:32 pm     Sarah OFF Kathy ON Rotu IC |
Car54 | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:12 pm     Acme just posted. I am changing my vote to Sarah off. |
Neko | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:30 pm     Weinermr....you do know that if Kathy goes you're shooting yourself in the foot right? Just wanted to warn you since I did the exact same thing last week with Hunter!^_^
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Donut | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:30 pm     ooh what have i missed???? why sara and not gina, what is the new gossip? help!-actually i better go to plottin and plannin thread to see if the answers are there already.. |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:35 pm     I can't get a week 4 Acme prediction to display <pout> |
Tess | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:35 pm     I'm right behind you, Car. I just changed to Sarah off also. I have to be right one of these weeks. |
Moondance | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:37 pm     ACME Braintrust Week 4 Picks! Skip to Picks Episode 4, The Winds Twist AKA EPM Blows! by Jax As we count down the ten painful minutes to the REALLY BIG SHOCKING TWIST, REALLY!ª (really, Mark?)the show opens as it always does <ETH> with a hapless regurgitation of last week's tedium Last time on Survivor In Rotu, Kathy showered a teammate with err, love, and both John and Robert lost limbs in a series of deadly battles against a plate of sushi, a stick of bamboo and a vicious rock. Luckily, Maraamu proved to be far less formidable competition, losing both the We-Didn't-Have-Time-To-Build-You-A-Raft-So-Freaking-Build-Your-Own RC and the How-Much-Easier-Do-We-Have-To-Make-This-For- Maraamu-Put-The-BB-In-The-Hole IC (home version available at most truck stops and Waffle Houses -- try the equally tricky 'Golf Tee Pyramid'!). For the third time in a row, Maraamu went to Tribal Council -- and with a collective intellect rivaled only by garden implements, the Feebleminded Foursome gleefully voted out their team's last remaining active brain cell. As the series slowly crawls towards its fourth, inevitable PagongingÉ13 (viewers) are left can EPM save this sinking franchise? Maraamu, Day 9 (Evening) Let's get ready to ruuuuuumble! Gina, determined to score a spot on next season's 'Celebrity Boxing' match, goes ballistic after TC. She brushes her teeth, spouting 'Don't f*ck with me, people!' (oops, sorry, that was Linz). No, she points at her teammate and says 'You changed your vote!' (oops, wrong againÉlet's try this again, shall we?). She whines ÒApparently, I have to!' (damn, that was Sarah). Hell, you know how these scenes go <ETH> she spouts off, we cut to lots of shots of her teammates trying not to giggle and the whole nightvision thing makes everyone look like extras from 'Queen of the Damned'. Blech. The Stereotype Brothers ignore her rant and high-five one another, their testosterone-riddled minds unable to comprehend much beyond eating, pissing and staring at boobies. Speaking of Funbags, she lounges in the rubber raft, practicing Playboy poses, while Vee prays for the longevity of her nasty-ass weave. As the campfire dies down, they carelessly throw Gina into the fire because let's face it -- it's easier than going out to find wood. ÒWe aah wicked playehs.' says Italian Stereotype. Funbags emerges from her stupidity coma long enough to snort 'You're retaahded.' 'You aah.v They pause, and then stick their tongues down one anothervs throats. <sigh> Is it time for the REALLY BIG SHOCKING TWIST, REALLY!ª yet? Rotu, Day 10 (Morning) The hills are alive with the sound of Happy Rotus going about their busy morning. Bluebirds fly in and make them a hearty ham vn eggs breakfast, while chipper woodland animals gather firewood. God's in his heaven and all is right with the world. Just then, Jeffy P. shows up wearing the same damn shirt he's worn all season (hmmmÉlower ratings mean smaller clothing budget, JP?). ÒRotu! I have a message from my Lord and MasÉerr, Mark Burnett!Ó Rotu gathers around him, like whelks to the slaughter. 'This isn't going well at all, people. Now, we appreciate your efforts to cripple your entire tribe last episode, but letvs face it, you could all lose a limb and still win against those idiots.' Pappy pipes up. 'Perhaps if you infected us with e-bola?' Jeffy shakes his head. 'These people voted off Hunter, old man. Not even a plague would help them now! But there is one thing that just might do the trick' Challenge Beach, Day 10 (Morning) 'Nine minutes fifty-seven seconds, nine minutes, fifty-eight seconds, nine minutes, fifty-nine seconds' says Jeffy, counting down with his wristwatch. 'Okay, are you ready for the REALLY BIG SHOCKING TWIST, REALLY!ª? You've all got friends on your tribes (well, except for you, Gina), you've all made some alliances (well, again, except for you Gina) but to assume anything about this game is to make an ass of Mark Burnett, and we can't have that! So, ladies and gentlemen, Rotu and Maraamu, let's twist again <ETH> in a different way than last winter!' JP shows the pack of whores EPMÕs latest diabolical plan on how to even out the tribes <ETH> force them to stand on a spinning disc until they puke. Or something. It involves standing on a disc, anyway. Clearly, some folks have the advantage here <ETH> after all, Italian Stereotype has shown a proficiency for vomiting and being dizzy is an everyday thing for Funbags. Overheard at the end of the twist: ÒIÕm sorry, PappyÉsurrender your buff. You are now a Maraamu.Ó ÒBut I donÕt want to go!Ó said Pappy ÒWho couldÕve guessed that something like this would happen?Ó ÒThe ABT, MESS Hall, Survivor Central, True Dork TimesÉÓ said JP Ò After all, that is your blue shirt in the vidcaps, right?Ó ÒOh, right. Dammit.Ó So, in the end, some Maraamu become Rotu, some Rotu become Maraamu -- but the real losers are the members of the viewing audience who still think this game ainÕt riggedÉ Challenge Beach, Day 11 (Morning) This is a poem about the RC ItÕs simple and mindless just like all of thee So ÒbrainiacsÓ, prepare to be mentally tested Whoever got Rob is about to be bested! Jeffy swaggers in like some deranged Alex Trebek (although Alex would never have worn a hat quite that rednecky). The newly shuffled survivors line up, eager to answer Marquesan survival questions like ÒIf we were to shoot you with poison darts, would you a) call your doctor; b) call your mother; or c) call your publicist?Ó . Our copy of the preview tapeÉerr, our powerhouses of deductive reasoning indicate that Rotu will win the RC and take home Snickers and Sierra Mist. --ORÑ (Trivia, Simon Says, its so hard to decide!) This is a poem about the RC ItÕs simple and mindless just like all of thee YouÕre all simple Simons, that much is true If your tribeÕs got Rob, prepare to boo-hoo! The dumbing down of America has now officially gone too far. Is this a dramality or is this Romper Room? In an unprecedented move of inanity, EPM forces the goons to play a humiliating round of, you guessed it, Simon Says. Oh wellÉat least the contestants got to enjoy some cookies and milk afterward. The copy of the preview tapeÉerr, our powerhouses of deductive reasoning indicate that Rotu will win the RC and take home Snickers and Sierra Mist. New Maraamu, Day 11 (Afternoon) Jeffy P. pulls up to the shore with a sneaky little grin. ÒNew Maraamu! Gather around!Ó ÒHavenÕt you done enough damage?Ó grouses the tribe. ÒExactly -- damages, pain and suffering, those MarquesanÕs may not know how to cook a decent piece of fish, but they sure know all about litigation.Ó Jeffy leans in conspiratorially. ÒBut since SEGÕs put the ix-nay on talking about the awsuit-lay on camera, weÕre having to resort to slightly more dramatic measures.Ó He clears his throat. ÒLadies and gentlemen, the Great and PowerfÉerr, Mark Burnett!Ó The clouds separate, a great beam of light shines down and Mark Burnett himself is teleported onto the beach, looking remarkably like Fairuza Balk in The Craft. ÒHail to the Guardians of the Watchtowers of Primetime ProgrammingÉÓ he shouts skyward. Ò Éthe powers of air and improved ratings! Hear me!Ó A flash of lightning and a whirlwind of rain forms in the ocean, coming ever closer until it crashes into the Rotu beach. ÒAuntie Em, Auntie Em!Ó screams Maraamu, as they watch the shelter wash away into the ocean. And with that, EPM disappears back into the clouds. Jeffy P. smiles. ÒOh, gosh, what a bad break! WeÕre awfully sorry that your camp fell down. I guess weÕll just have to move your camp to another locationÉheh-heh. Pack Ôem up and head it out <ETH> youÕre going to have to work fast to build a new shelter before nightfall!Ó ÒMan, the winds of fate really suckÉÓ says Maraamu. ÒI got some winds of fate for ya!Ó says Jeffy P., and grinning, farts in their general direction. Challenge Beach, Day 12 (Morning) ÒSurvivors ready?!Ó Ah, who are we kidding? No one really cares anymore, do we? Immunity Challenge, blah blah blah, the contestants run over the thing with the thing and try to get the most whatchamajigs in the doo-dahs, blah blah blah, much idiocy ensues. According to our sources in Nova ScotÉrather, our diligent spoiling efforts, we believe that Maraamu will win the IC and take home the Tiki Ê Tribal Council, Day 12 (Evening) ÒThree crappy Survivors down, twelve more to go!Ó says Jeff, as he stands in the cleverly disguised IHOP EPMÕs trying to pass off as TC. ÒWelcome to my own personal hell. For some of you, this is your first visit to Tribal Council. For others of you, this has become your home away from home. Old Maraamu, clearly you guys canÕt pee your way out of a paper bag. Tell me, how does it feel to be the suckiest of the suck?Ó ÒIt feels pretty bad, Jeff. But it could be worse. At least weÕre not on Rock Ôn Roll Jeopardy.Ó ÒOuch, loserty-losers, that really hurts.Ó Says Jeff, in mock horror. ÒLetÕs cut to the chase. IÕm sick of seeing each and every one of you (vote out an Old Rotu). I wish I could vote you all out (vote out an Old Rotu), but only one can go (better make it an Old Rotu). One word of advice <ETH> (IÕm not screwing around here, vote out an Old Rotu) vote your conscienceÉÓ One at a time, each castaway makes the journey to the voting carport, picks up the Tribal Sharpie and carves out the name of the one they love the least. Misspellings and illegibility abound. JP tallies the votes, and everyone is shocked when Funbags hits the road! ÒSarah, the tribe has spoken.Ó ÒBut look at my hooters!Ó ÒWe donÕt care. Hit the road!Ó ÒBut have you seen my cha-chas?Ó ÒDo I have to call security?Ó ÒSeriously, I have some major gazongas here, donÕt you care about your ratings?Ó ÒOUT!Ó ÒBut what about your 18-34 demographic?!?!?Ó ÒNOW!!!!Ó Sarah reluctantly walks out of the House OÕ Pancakes. Jeffy P. sighs in relief and turns his attention to the remaining mediawhores. ÒYouÕve all had a long night. The next episodeÕs called ÒThe End of the InnocenceÓ, so I suggest that if any of you are actual virgins, it might be a good idea to lose that title before the next Tribal Council. Of course, IÕll be happy to help in any way that I canÉjust give me a jingle. See ya later, suckers!Ó Quick Picks: RC Winner = Rotu IC Winner = Maraamu Boot = Sarah (yes, Sarah) Ê |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:52 pm     Good girl Britchick. You may have that brownie and some ice cream for being a Brit fan too. That is what I mean. Abrasive or irritating in some way to their team. What we think does not matter. Who is getting under whose skin on the team is where the answer lies. I am not totally on board with Sarah off. If the teams remain she is part of an alliance. This alliance may no longer like her but there is time later to get her. They made an agreement and they will stick to it. Acme does not have a corner on getting all the picks correct. I did too. Many of us did. I voted Hunter in only one alliance and would have had him in all if I had not fallen prey to too much analysis of all the spoilers. Logic told us he was gone. But do the teams remain? Doesn't look like it but.............. Thanks Moon. |
Discoinferno | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:57 pm     I'm going with Acme too! |
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