Survivor Cast Memebers Interviewing for a job five years from now...
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Survivor Cast Memebers Interviewing for a job five years from now...
Whoami | Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:14 pm     Just thought I'd have fun with this (cause I'm so disgusted with the Maraamu idiots right now). The Setting: Five years from now, when the Survivor fame is long gone, and these people have to re-enter the real world and interview for a real job again. Your task is to come up with a dialogue between the interviewer and the X-Survivor member. |
Whoami | Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:18 pm     Potential Employer: "So tell me, Mr. Rector. What is your background? What qualalties can you bring to the company?" Sean: *puffs out his chest and proudly proclaims* "Well, I was a star on Survivor IV, and.." PE: "Wait a minute. Were you that lazy ass wanna be Alpha Male jerk who had no idea how to perform as part of a team?" Sean: "Well, that was just editing, and...." PE: "Forget it. NEXT!!!" |
Lancecrossfire | Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:31 pm     Restaurant owner: Sean, let me provide you with a job situation, and I'd like you to tell me how you will handle it, as the new manger of my place. Is that ok with you? Sean: Sure, I can handle whatever can happen here. Restaurant owner: Ok, let's say there is another place down the street that is doing very well--so well in fact that we are starting to lose a little business to them. As manager, you see that you have one of the very best chefs working here. He is full of lots of ideas and likes to take charge. His ideas are solid, and most staff rally around him and work hard to serve the customers the best meal in town. Some of the staff though, are a little slow and affect the service in a slightly negative way. Please tell me what you'd do. Sean: Oh, that's easy!!! I'd fire that chef's butt, and make it clear to those hard working staff how supported him that I'm the one in chagre and I'm the one to listen to. Then I'd go in the kitchen and order someone else to cook, because I sure not going to do the actual work--I'm in charge. Restaurant owner: Sean, I'm going to hire you on the spot--do you accept the job? Sean: Most definitely!! I won't let you down! Restaurant owner: I wanted to hire you so that I could tell you one thing---YOU'RE FIRED! That is the most bone-headed solution I've ever heard! |
Mygetaway | Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 12:02 am     V: I know I'm perfect for this job, it was meant to be. Supervisor at the Prinitng facility, Federal Reserve Department of the United States: I'm sorry MS. Towery, but whoever led you to believe that we personally stamp each bill with a "In God We Trust Stamper" was leading you astray... |
Whoami | Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 01:13 am     Playboy: "So tell me Miss Jones, why do you think you're good enough for Playboy, five years later? " Sara: "Oh come on! You saw what a hot body I had on SIV." Playboy: "Operative word here Miss Jones, is HAD. Honey, in this industry, you were already over the hill when you were on the show." |
Aussiedeb | Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 07:18 am     LOL those are so funny. |
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