Archive through December 11, 2001

The ClubHouse: Archives: Who from the TVCH would you want on Survivor 4?: Archive through December 11, 2001

Kep421

Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 06:36 am Click here to edit this post
LOL Weinermr!!!!

Neko

Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 01:11 pm Click here to edit this post
Bumpity Bump Bump

Snee

Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 05:29 pm Click here to edit this post
pokity poke poke

Neko

Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 06:06 pm Click here to edit this post
Where did everyone go Snee? Did everyone make up a plan to leave when we were sleeping? Damn!I knew I should've slept with one eye open!

Snee

Saturday, December 01, 2001 - 09:29 pm Click here to edit this post
i think rabbit stole everyone. he's wiley.

Weinermr

Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 02:11 am Click here to edit this post
No Snee, Wiley is a coyote. Rabbit is a, well, uh, well, ahem, um hm, uhhhh, well I guess he's a rabbit.

Snee

Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 12:53 pm Click here to edit this post
he's wascally!

Rabbit

Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 03:55 pm Click here to edit this post
<cue Wagner's “Ride of the Valkyries” … helicopter fleet peels off to the south >

<<At the bow of the Kenyan gunboat “Joseph Conrad” stands Rabbit gazing into the murky waters as they steam up the river into the heart of darkness. Ahead of Rabbit awaits a meeting of destiny, a face to face encounter with the embodiment of madness.

Wearing jungle camouflaged combat pants his muscularly chiseled body is bare from the waist up with only 2 bandeleros draped on his brawny shoulders and stripes of camouflage paint across his face and torso. On his belt hangs a machete, a bowie knife and what appears to be a human scalp. The scalp looks remarkably familiar, much like that of former Survivor 3 contestant Frank Garrison who has been missing since he disappeared during a Snee and rodent hunting trip on Vancouver Island shortly after the airing of that program.>>

First-mate whispers to skipper, “Who do you think is sending him to take care of business at Bordello-Wombato? CIA, NSA … Coppola?”

Skipper to first-mate, “I heard his contract comes straight from CBS! Shhh can you hear what he’s muttering?”

“I’m coming Weinermr, damn you …. You should have let it rest …”

Weinermr

Sunday, December 02, 2001 - 07:23 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh my god! Now I'm going to have to shave my head, eat a ton more food, and start mumbling ALOT. Poke me Snee, poke me while I watch this snail.........

The horror! The horror!

Neko

Monday, December 03, 2001 - 03:31 pm Click here to edit this post
I'll poke you untill Snee gets back!
*Wiggles in and starts to get comfortable*
*Poke Poke Poookkeee*

Rabbit

Monday, December 03, 2001 - 05:04 pm Click here to edit this post
Fellow Survivors we need to select a name for the new combined camp and there are flaming arrows to be shot. But before we get down to business Rabbit has arranged an entertaining little luxury competition.

Grooch, MisSil, Neko, Snee, Water Buffalo, and Zed look under your bar stools. You’ll find a stick and a bucket of water.

<< Rabbit pulls down the curtain to reveal a stage with 3 poles. With one wrist handcuffed to his own firepole are the thong clad, Weinermr, Jeff Probst and Mahrajah. Rabbit cues “Maniac” by Michael Sambello, to be followed by Irene Cara’s “What A Feeling”>>

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And he's dancing like he's never danced before


Losers get poked. Winner gets poked real good !!

Mssilhouette

Tuesday, December 04, 2001 - 03:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Woohoo!!! Go Mahr, you need a good poking!!

Twiggyish

Tuesday, December 04, 2001 - 04:05 pm Click here to edit this post
Is that an airplane out here? It looks like a banner flying..

~~~Don't drink the water~~~

Zed

Tuesday, December 04, 2001 - 05:28 pm Click here to edit this post
**zed takes her bucket of water...tosses it on the thong clad men, then proceeds to fill the bucket with grey goose and fresh raspberries ,using the stick to stir(stirred...not shaken..)takes a big swig and begins to belt out that time honored favorite.....

IT'S RAINING MEN
HALLELJUH ,IT'S RAINING MEN,AMEN
IT'S RAINING MEN
HALLELJUH, IT'S RAINING MEN
EVERY SPECIMEN
TALL,BLOND,DARK AND MEAN
ROUGH AND TOUGH AND STRONG AND LEAN
HALLELJUH IT'S RAINING MEN!!!

Now get those feet moving....I wanna see dancing!!!!!!

Neko

Tuesday, December 04, 2001 - 05:50 pm Click here to edit this post
*Eyes bug out*
Why Jeff?I never knew you had such nice abs!Well, I'll enjoy poking you!
*Dumps bucket of water on the crazy dancing men*
Zed?Are they dancing go enough for you?Cause they aren't up to my standards yet...they need to dance faster..
*Brings out pocket lighter*
Tee hee heeeeee
P.S Have I scared anyone yet?

Weinermr

Tuesday, December 04, 2001 - 07:00 pm Click here to edit this post
DO YOU POKE ME

You broke my heart 'cause I couldn't dance
You didn't even want me around
But now I'm back
to show you I can really shake 'em down

Do you poke me (I can really move)
Do you poke me (I'm in the groove)
Do you poke me (Do you poke me)
Now that I can dance
Watch me now

(Work, work) Neko poke me hard baby
(Work, work) Snee, you're driving me crazy
(Work, work) With a little bit of soul now

Well I can mash potato (I can mash potato)
I can do the twist (I can do the twist)
Well do the funky Clarence chicken (Do the funky Clarence chicken)
Well do you like it like this (Do you like it like this)
Tell me (Rabbit)
Tell me

Do you poke me Zed (I can really move)
Do you poke me Neko (I'm in the groove)
Do you poke me Snee (Do you poke me Snee)
Now that I can dance
Watch me now

Do you poke me Zed (I can really move)
Do you poke me Neko (I'm in the groove)
Do you poke me Snee (Do you poke me Snee)
Now that I can dance
Watch me now

(Work, work) Neko poke me hard baby
(Work, work) Snee you're driving me crazy
(Work, work) Shake it up shake it up now -

- Now do you poke me Zed (I can really move)
Do you poke me Neko (I'm in the groove)
Do you poke me Snee (Do you poke me Snee)

fadeout as the poking orgy slowly subsides........

Snee

Thursday, December 06, 2001 - 09:58 pm Click here to edit this post
i'm tired now.

Rabbit

Friday, December 07, 2001 - 02:19 pm Click here to edit this post
Rabbit cradles the tired Snee in his arms and softly warbles:

Close your eyes my precious Snee
Rest upon your Rabbits knee

Tomorrow comes another day
Upon the rest we’ll force our way

We’ll cast our spells and wrap duct tape
And not allow our captives to escape

And when it comes time for brutish force
We’ll release our Zed with no remorse

There’s no competition we cant rig
No weiner we cant poke to dance a jig

So close your eyes and sleep this night
Those Elmer Fudds shall feel our might

Snee

Friday, December 07, 2001 - 05:49 pm Click here to edit this post
*contented sigh*

Neko

Saturday, December 08, 2001 - 09:57 am Click here to edit this post
*Stares at the odd-ness of it all*
Sigh
Where's my warbling?

Weinermr

Saturday, December 08, 2001 - 10:13 am Click here to edit this post
Just now you notice the oddness?

Urgrace

Saturday, December 08, 2001 - 01:45 pm Click here to edit this post
Weinermr, here's a little poke for ya! poke

Neko

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 07:51 am Click here to edit this post
Nope Weiner...I've noticed it from the beginning. I just chose to keep quiet about it and all.

A name for our new tribe...hmmmmm. How about a mix of the two names..
Wombato+Bored-Ello = Womello or Boreato
LoL Take your pick!

Snee

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 09:34 pm Click here to edit this post
how 'bout wombello? i likes it!

Kep421

Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 06:05 am Click here to edit this post
From an observation point of view, I think "Cuckoo's Nest" (as in "One Flew Over...") would be a more appropriate tribe name for all you guys.

This thread is definately Oscar winning material!!!!