Archive through November 14, 2001

The ClubHouse: Archives: Who from the TVCH would you want on Survivor 4?: Archive through November 14, 2001

Snee

Saturday, November 10, 2001 - 01:47 pm Click here to edit this post
*sees weinermr and grabs him quick before he can get away so there will be more players. wonders if tying him to the big tree is bad*

Neko

Saturday, November 10, 2001 - 05:44 pm Click here to edit this post
*Helps Snee tie weinermr to the tree*
Too bad that buffalo crushed my tape or I'd laugh here...

Grooch

Saturday, November 10, 2001 - 06:19 pm Click here to edit this post
While Snee and Neko are preoccupied, Grooch and her tribemates from TeeVee (was that the name of the other alliance?) sneak in and steals the fresh water that Bored-O (is that the name of this alliance?) had won during the last RC.

When the coast is clear, Grooch can't resist leaving a bag of gazelle poop in a paperbag in the middle of their campground, and sets it on fire for Bored-O to stamp out.

Misslibra

Saturday, November 10, 2001 - 08:10 pm Click here to edit this post
Now it's time for a word from your local sponsors.

*ATTENTION ALL POINTS BULLETIN*

Someone told me I would be able to fine a young lady here by the name of Mssilhouette. It has come to our attention that Mssilhouette is showing no votes in the TVCH Deadpool Alliance 1# and we were wondering if it was due to a problem with transportation that you haven't been voting.

If you need a ride I have plenty on room in my Limo, because if someone is on our team and they don't vote it brings down the points in the whole Alliance I been told.

I didn't know that until now. So Mssilhouette I'm begging you to please vote with us in the Survivor Deadpool Alliance 1# we need ya! If you need a ride give me a call and I'll pick ya up.


You may now return to your regularly schedule progam already in progress...

Snee

Saturday, November 10, 2001 - 09:47 pm Click here to edit this post
well grooch, you would have been wrong except for the fact that neil made wombato (formerly teevee) and bored-o change members. we got kinda confused though and everybody changed sides, so now neko, rabbit, zed and i are bored-o and mssilh, maha, and the water buffaloes are wombato. the change is nice except that the old bored-o's pooped right next to the shuffleboard field--and i don't mean the water buffaloes! *shakes head*

so, groocheroonie, i guess you've joined wombato. good luck (she said sarcastically, knowing that the water buffaloes aren't the only horny ones in that tribe).

Weinermr

Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 03:58 am Click here to edit this post
<weinermr shakes his groggy head and wonders how he got tied to this tree - also notes that burning bags of gazelle poop smell inhumanly bad>

Grooch

Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 04:48 am Click here to edit this post
Doesn't matter Snee. We still have your water plus I took all the TP that Moon had thrown to you.

And the waterbuffalo left in a huff. Something about being paid scale, and that they are the stars while we are only the extras.

Mssilhouette

Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 01:40 pm Click here to edit this post
::MsSil sees MissL's notice posted on tree::

HOLY CRAP!! I forgot about that. OOops Got work to do guys be back in a flash!

Neko

Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 03:04 pm Click here to edit this post
So we're Bored-O?!?!?!Pleez!!I beg of you....let us change our name!!
*Runs to Jeff*
Please please please???
*Gives her perfected "Puppy Eyes"*
Yeah!!!We can change our name!Thank god!LoL

Mahrajah

Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 10:04 pm Click here to edit this post
i got freaky this weekend.. nah nah nah boo boo..lol

Snee

Sunday, November 11, 2001 - 10:26 pm Click here to edit this post
*sneeks into wombato while mssilh is doing some work, maha is getting freaky and grooch is napping on a bed of tp*

they won't know that i've replaced their regular coffee with decaf until it's too late! muahahaha--shh!

Kep421

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 04:29 am Click here to edit this post
*kep peeks in just in time to see snee sneaking away with the stolen java. kep turns to leave smiling to herself, that snee is just too "snee-lious"...heheheh*

Tntitanfan

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 06:49 am Click here to edit this post
Maja - When are you not freaky? That's what I love about you!!

Go TITANS! Beat RAVENS!!

Neko

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 07:05 am Click here to edit this post
Hehehehe....we are crazy aren't we?

Neko

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 07:23 am Click here to edit this post
I thought you guys might enjoy reading these hilarious episode summaries.
http://www.planetsucks.com/survivor/summaries.s3.1.html
http://www.planetsucks.com/survivor/summaries.s3.2.html
http://www.planetsucks.com/survivor/summaries.s3.3.html
http://www.planetsucks.com/survivor/summaries.s3.4.html
It only goes to Episode 4 but that's fine!

Mahrajah

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 10:27 am Click here to edit this post
lol yea baby..u know im freaky 24/7.. its indian hormones after the north american ladies..lol.. its matin season baby..lol

cant wait till monday night football tonight baby..woooooooo.. go ravens beat titans !!!

Neko

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 10:41 am Click here to edit this post
It's always "Mating Season" with you isn't it Mahra?

Snee

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 11:58 am Click here to edit this post
(but wait till maha drinks the decaf! he won't be freaky; he be all listless! muahahah--dang, we've gotta get a new tape!)

Neko

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 12:18 pm Click here to edit this post
I know Snee!!That dang buffalo crushed mine and MsSil's tapes!!!Dang it!Hehehehe

Mahrajah

Monday, November 12, 2001 - 01:30 pm Click here to edit this post
yea yea a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do..lol..

by the way sneeze i drink chai ( tea ) only.. cofee is for rookies.. lol

Zed

Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 09:59 pm Click here to edit this post
arghhhhhhhhhh...wher'ed i get this Bor-dello buff from???where is our martini bar???Why is there a man tied to a tree???SNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Mssilhouette

Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 01:55 pm Click here to edit this post
What the heck is going on here?!!
Where's my tribe!!
Wombato...what kinda name is that? Who wants this freaking buff??

Hey now is that a bar?! Well well this might not be so bad after all.

MUhahahazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzbzzzcrkkk: Oops I forgot. Bad buffalo.

Well Mara looks like we got the better of the deal. Nice camp, fresh water, well stocked bar. Hopefully we can change the name of our tribe, frankly Wombato does't suit me.

::MsSil ponders the new tribe name while resting in a hammock under the shade of trees and sips slowly on a shaken not stirred appletini::
::In thought::
I wonder how the Bordello people are fairing, its a shame I never got around to building that shelter.

::FedEx guy stops by and delivers a shiny new tape::

Ahhh just in time....
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Perfect!

::Cue Survior Theme::

AHHHHWOOOOOOO OH WE OH WE OH WE OH WE AH HA WE TRADEA WOMBATO LOSEA BORED-O WINA WE GOT DRINKA AND A PHONEA

Snee

Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 04:03 pm Click here to edit this post
*the survivor theme playing in the distance is drowned out by zed bellowing in snee's ear*

hey! it's wasn't my idea; blame mb! oh, and the guy tied to the tree is a good thing because if we poke at him with sticks, we'll have some darn fine entertainment! watch! *poke* hehehehe!

okay, we've got to make this camp livable, zedster. you are in charge of building a new better, stronger, faster bar--you have the technology. umm, or at least the strong desire.

at the risk of being bossy-snee, i think it's a good idea for rabbit to work on some sort of shelter, and neko and i will take on the most dangerous and difficult task of all: we will infiltrate wombato and steal their new tape! c'mon womcat! muaha--wait for it! *rubs hands together gleefully*

Neko

Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 04:14 pm Click here to edit this post
Excellent idea Snee...Mwuhahahaha...
*Does Mr Burn's hand thing but doesn't pull it off*
Damn these paws!
*Runs off after Snee to find out the plan*

Zed

Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 05:40 pm Click here to edit this post
****zed sheds all clothing,paints self red and signals local Masai that have been paid 4 cattle to deliver fresh water, local fruits and berries and most importantly, well stocked bar.***

Snee,Neko and Weiner cocktails at 7:00 sharp....and get Rabbit up outta that pile of boma thorns...he appears to have celebrated a hare too much last nite.....he's got some building to do...

**tosses mind-numbing tape into mouth of hungry cape buffalo****