Survivor Song Parodies
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Donut | Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 06:40 pm   We need to get OM's over here , but since i made the thread i will try to add a little one quickly: sung to THE FLINSTONES THEME Clarence, meet our Clarence he's a man who fingerpaints his face, from the time we met him, we could tell he would not win the race First he stole two cherries from the shelf then he ate a can of food himself Clarence, our poor Clarence he ate chicken till he bloated his butt exploded then he got voted off! |
Donut | Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 06:57 pm   Sung to The Beverly Hillbillies Theme: Gonna tell you a story bout a man name Zohn The african plain is where he built himself a home He found himself playing with a tribe called Boran and Fell into our hearts and made us his fans Well the first thing you know he grew some great big hair and ran around in circles in just his underwear then he held up his arm for nearly six whole hours but down from the sky came an unwanted shower |
Donut | Friday, November 23, 2001 - 10:31 pm   hey, is eveyone too full o' turkey and pie to get creative?? OM- are you gonna be able to copy your song over here?? |
Donut | Monday, November 26, 2001 - 02:11 pm   oh where oh where have the funny folks gone oh where oh where could they be Did OM get lost and is Weiner sauced oh where can the song writers be?   |
Weinermr | Monday, November 26, 2001 - 02:15 pm   I tried writing a song parody yesterday Donut, but I just wasn't inspired. I'm more in limerick mode these days. I liked yours though. Hiccup  |
Donut | Monday, November 26, 2001 - 02:37 pm   When i had this thread begun i thought that we would have some fun i thought it would be fun as puns but now those days are done..
ALL BY MYSELF DON'T WANNA BE ALL BY MYSELF DONT WANNA BE ALL BY MYSELF ANYMORE..
howl, howl! |
Car54 | Monday, November 26, 2001 - 06:08 pm   Hey Donut, how about some Survivor lyrics to Teresa's Theme Song...... Maybe "My arm will swell up....Tomorrow" |
Donut | Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 09:58 pm   excellent oh car one! THERESA'S RIGHT ARM'S THEME SONG: My arm will swell up tomorrow bet Kim's naked bottom that tomorrow I'll be numb Just thinkin what i can borrow to clear away the pain which will be deeper than the crack in Tom's big buns.. Tomorrow , tomorrow i dread you tommorrow when my arm turns shades of gray Tomorrow , tomorrow i dread you tomorrow when my arm goes its own way Tomorrow, tomorrow i'll be rich tomorrow when my arm's sold on Ebay! |
Car54 | Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 10:09 pm   donut, you are toooooo funny! |
Misslibra | Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 09:00 am   I never did a song parody before, but here goes... Get Back The Beatles Frank was a man who though he was loner, But he knew it couldn't last Lex left his home in Santa Cruz California For some Survivor cash Tom's crack, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once was unknown Get back, get back Back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Back to where you once was unknown Kelly Goldsmith thought she was a woman But she was getting out of hand All the girls around her say she's got it coming But so far she has a winning hand Get back, Tom's crack Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once was unknown Ah, get back Yeah, Tom's crack Get back to where you once belonged Yeah get back, get ba-a-a-ackk Get back to where you once was unknown Donut that is the best I can do.  |
Donut | Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 12:25 am   that was great MsL! time to try and get this thing up an running again- is ms libra the only brave one? I will try to warm this thread up a bit.. Sung to "Silver Bells" Chocolate sauce, chocolate sauce It's eatin time on Survivor Chicken legs, watch em beg It's eatin time for the tribe Skinny tribemates, mini food plates full of nothing but mush cuz Barnett thinks its fun when they're starving It's a show that's called Survivor yet there's no food to find Just a chance to watch Mark make them drool.. Give em beer, watch em cheer It's pig out time on Survivor Eat it quick, then get sick then starve until the next show! sorry that turned out a bit cynical, but it does seem like a big flaw in the show that they are placed in a nature reserve where they are not allowed to forage for food, and then not given food just for our supposed entertaiment. If they cant use any food survival skills there, than food should not be a part of the game this time, imho. |
Neko | Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 05:12 pm   It seems to be all your thread my little pastry firend. Wish I could help but I'm not a song writer!LoL But I come visit you here! |
Neko | Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 05:42 pm   Sung to the chorus' Mama by Spice Girls "Back then, I didn't think you Had any brains in that hair So now, I see I was wrong All that you did, was play (Chorus) E-than We love you E-than We care E-than We love you Ethan our friend (Your our friend)" "Back then, I didn't realize Realize that you'd be my fav' But now, I see through my eyes That you're gonna win (Repeat Chorus x2) How's that???Didn't want your parodies to feel lonely!! |
Neko | Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 06:24 pm   Sung to the beginning of Frozen by Madonna "You only be What your gut want to be How can you win If you're to blind to see Your posen' When your gut is broken You're so consumed With who votes for you You waste your time With hate and begat Your posen' When your gut is broken Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex Your getting on my nerves Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex Get run over by herds Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex Of rampaging gazelle Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex Yoooou're goooone next week Now I don't think that ones as good. LoL |
Weinermr | Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 07:29 pm   Neko - Those are great! Frozen is my most favorite Madonna video and song - cool choice! (both compliment and pun intended) |
Neko | Sunday, December 23, 2001 - 08:28 am   *Cries* Thank you!Those are my two first parodies ever!! |
Donut | Sunday, December 23, 2001 - 10:55 am   Yay!! Neko has the courage of a big huge lion! and not the cowardly lion! AND they are great!(even tho i dont actually know the songs!) I cracked up over the run over by a herd part! Thanks for keeping my songs company! big all around! keep it up! |
Neko | Friday, December 28, 2001 - 02:48 pm   *Sung to Beastie Boys-Girls* Bump!Oh you wanna bump me up! |
Donut | Friday, December 28, 2001 - 11:26 pm   Gee thanks Neko!, i wasnt sure if anyone gave a hoot whether this thread continues or not, but as long as you give it a bump, i will get off my rump, not be a grump and give it a jump! Sung to "Let It Snow" Well the weather outside is torrid and the corn mush sure tastes horrid but there's one thing that seems to grow, ethan's fro, ethan's fro, ethan's fro (i am too tired, if someone could finish this for me, that would be great!) |
Weinermr | Saturday, December 29, 2001 - 04:10 am   So as not to disappoint Donut, who is trying so hard to get this Survivor Song Parody thread to see some action - The following is based on the theory that Kim J, Mamakim, has made it this far into the endgame of Survivor 3 by virtue of an alliance, hidden or otherwise, with Ethan. With apologies to Led Zeppelin: STAIRWAY OF ETHAN (sung to the tune of Stairway to Heaven) There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's climbing a Stairway of Ethan. When she gets there she knows If alliances are exposed With some votes she can get what she came for. Ooh, ooh, and she's climbing a Stairway of Ethan. There are signs shown by all But she wants to be sure 'Cause you know always words have two meanings. In her tribe if she looks There's a T-Bird who sings, Sometimes all of her plans are misgiven. Ooh, it makes her wonder, Ooh, it makes her wonder. There's a feeling she gets When she looks toward Lex, That her spirit is crying he's not leaving. In her thoughts she has seen Words of anger and pleas, And the voices of those who sit judging. Ooh, it makes her wonder, Ooh, it really makes her wonder. And it's whispered that soon If she lets them call the tune That the soccer man will lead her to winning. And a new day will dawn For those who stay long And her tribemates will regret it all after. If there's a bustle in your alliance Don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for Moto Maji. Yes, there are more paths you can go by But in the long run There's still time to change alliances you're in. And it makes you wonder. Your head is humming and it won't go In case you don't know, Teresa's calling you to join her, Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, And did you know Your stairway lies with the kicking man. And as we wind on down the show The voting tighter than we know. There walks a lady who's their foe Who holds on tightly to her bro So ev'rything will turn to gold. And if you listen very hard The votes will come to her at last. When all are done and on the jury To be with Jeff and not to worry. And she's climbing a Stairway of Ethan. |
Donut | Saturday, December 29, 2001 - 12:25 pm   Wow, how ambitious , you really cooked, Weiner! |
Neko | Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 05:43 pm   Whoooo!That's one hell off a way to get the ball rollin' Weinermr*Poke*.That was great. I loved yours too Donut!I'll be singing it for days..I'll be back with another one.I think. |
Evilnurse | Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 09:40 pm   What a TERRIFIC job Weinemr. That is an excellent song parody. I must say your spelling and grammar are supreme! |
Weinermr | Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 11:00 pm   Thanks Donut, Neko, Evilnurse. Neko, the poke was an extra perk. I've already done a Stairway to Heaven singalong three times reading my version and beaming with pride each time.  |
Neko | Tuesday, January 01, 2002 - 03:42 pm   I'll have to download the song and sing along. Extra pokes for you for being so on the ball Weinermr. |
Goatgirl | Wednesday, January 02, 2002 - 08:39 am   Immunity Day (Beautiful Day by U2) Survivors in doom Three days now there’s one more down There’s some gloom Hang on or you just might drown You try to duck And your strategy you do not share You just drink your muck And hope the others treat you fair No one here is your friend And almost all are two-faced Someone will show you the end If you lose your place It’s immunity day Jeff calls, you feel like It’s immunity day Don’t let Lex get away A heavy load Or start a fire situation Eat a toad Oh wait that’s in another nation Someone is down Alliances are never true blue Someone is over And that someone might be you It’s immunity day Don’t let Lex get away It’s immunity day Save me Let me win just one more race Spare me A mil would decorate my space See no paints at Samburu See the cow bleed without a moo See the toilet seat passed around See Ethan often tumble to the ground See rock-paper-scissors fight See Brandina scream in fright And see Boran sit the puzzle game out After the vote Silas’ check was bounced It was immunity day Don’t let Lex get away Immunity day Save me Let me win just one more race Spare me A mil would decorate my space But I might need an alliance now And I don’t feel that I have it somehow But I might need an alliance now Might need it now Was immunity day |
Weinermr | Wednesday, January 02, 2002 - 11:06 am   You go Goatgirl! That's great! I love it. |
Neko | Wednesday, January 02, 2002 - 01:12 pm   Yeah!!A new parody writer in the little group!Way to go Goatgirl!!! |
Donut | Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 11:43 am   ETHAN'S THE CHAMPION by QUEEN He paid his dues He smelled Tom's shoes Even though he ate his ham and called him boy jew He had a few falls Smelled Tom's breath of booze He had his share of Lex's gut but we knew he'd never lose! Ethan's the champion my friends he kept on falling til the end Ethans the champion, ethans the champion No time for corn mush Cuz Ethans the champion, of the show! He remained loyal and made friends with Tom's boil He may not have won many challenges but we know that he's survived a moyel*! (*moyel-one who performs circumcisions) From the outhouse came cries After loads of french fries He came in with a hackysack but left only with his pride! Ethan's the champion my friends He stayed the nice guy til the end Ethans the champion, Ethans the champion No time for corn mush Cuz Ethans the champion of the show!! |
Weinermr | Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 02:02 pm   Yay Donut! Cool song! |
Neko | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 05:19 pm   Great!I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sing along! |
Donut | Thursday, January 17, 2002 - 10:44 pm   thanks guys! hey neko, if you read the song while looking at the insanity test, would you explode?.. |
Neko | Friday, January 18, 2002 - 09:57 am   Actually, I didn't find the Vroom Vroom sound insanity funny. I giggled sure but that was it. I don't *think* I'd explode but then you never know... |
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