Survivor Song Parodies

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Donut

Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 06:40 pm Click here to edit this post
We need to get OM's over here , but since i made the thread i will try to add a little one quickly:

sung to THE FLINSTONES THEME

Clarence, meet our Clarence
he's a man who fingerpaints his face,
from the time we met him,
we could tell he would not win the race
First he stole two cherries from the shelf
then he ate a can of food himself
Clarence, our poor Clarence
he ate chicken till he bloated
his butt exploded
then he got voted off!

Donut

Thursday, November 22, 2001 - 06:57 pm Click here to edit this post
Sung to The Beverly Hillbillies Theme:

Gonna tell you a story bout a man name Zohn
The african plain is where he built himself a home
He found himself playing with a tribe called Boran
and Fell into our hearts and made us his fans
Well the first thing you know he grew some great big hair
and ran around in circles in just his underwear
then he held up his arm for nearly six whole hours
but down from the sky came an unwanted shower

Donut

Friday, November 23, 2001 - 10:31 pm Click here to edit this post
hey, is eveyone too full o' turkey and pie to get creative??
OM- are you gonna be able to copy your song over here??

Donut

Monday, November 26, 2001 - 02:11 pm Click here to edit this post
oh where oh where have the funny folks gone
oh where oh where could they be
Did OM get lost and is Weiner sauced
oh where can the song writers be?

Weinermr

Monday, November 26, 2001 - 02:15 pm Click here to edit this post
I tried writing a song parody yesterday Donut, but I just wasn't inspired. I'm more in limerick mode these days. I liked yours though.
Hiccup

Donut

Monday, November 26, 2001 - 02:37 pm Click here to edit this post
When i had this thread begun
i thought that we would have some fun
i thought it would be fun as puns
but now those days are done..

ALL BY MYSELF
DON'T WANNA BE
ALL BY MYSELF
DONT WANNA BE
ALL BY MYSELF ANYMORE..


howl, howl!

Car54

Monday, November 26, 2001 - 06:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Hey Donut, how about some Survivor lyrics to
Teresa's Theme Song......
Maybe "My arm will swell up....Tomorrow"

Donut

Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 09:58 pm Click here to edit this post
excellent oh car one!


THERESA'S RIGHT ARM'S THEME SONG:

My arm will swell up tomorrow
bet Kim's naked bottom that tomorrow
I'll be numb

Just thinkin what i can borrow
to clear away the pain which will be deeper
than the crack in Tom's big buns..

Tomorrow , tomorrow
i dread you tommorrow
when my arm turns shades of gray

Tomorrow , tomorrow
i dread you tomorrow
when my arm goes its own way

Tomorrow, tomorrow
i'll be rich tomorrow
when my arm's sold on Ebay!

Car54

Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 10:09 pm Click here to edit this post
donut, you are toooooo funny!

Misslibra

Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 09:00 am Click here to edit this post
I never did a song parody before, but here goes...


Get Back

The Beatles



Frank was a man who though he was loner,
But he knew it couldn't last
Lex left his home in Santa Cruz California
For some Survivor cash


Tom's crack, get back
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once was unknown


Get back, get back
Back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Back to where you once was unknown


Kelly Goldsmith thought she was a woman
But she was getting out of hand
All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But so far she has a winning hand


Get back, Tom's crack
Get back to where you once belonged
Get back, get back
Get back to where you once was unknown


Ah, get back
Yeah, Tom's crack
Get back to where you once belonged
Yeah get back, get ba-a-a-ackk
Get back to where you once was unknown

Donut that is the best I can do.

Donut

Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 12:25 am Click here to edit this post
that was great MsL!:)
time to try and get this thing up an running again- is ms libra the only brave one?
I will try to warm this thread up a bit..

Sung to "Silver Bells"

Chocolate sauce, chocolate sauce
It's eatin time on Survivor
Chicken legs, watch em beg
It's eatin time for the tribe

Skinny tribemates, mini food plates
full of nothing but mush
cuz Barnett thinks its fun when they're starving
It's a show that's called Survivor
yet there's no food to find
Just a chance to watch Mark make them drool..

Give em beer, watch em cheer
It's pig out time on Survivor
Eat it quick, then get sick
then starve until the next show!

sorry that turned out a bit cynical, but it does seem like a big flaw in the show that they are placed in a nature reserve where they are not allowed to forage for food, and then not given food just for our supposed entertaiment. If they cant use any food survival skills there, than food should not be a part of the game this time, imho.

Neko

Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 05:12 pm Click here to edit this post
It seems to be all your thread my little pastry firend. Wish I could help but I'm not a song writer!LoL But I come visit you here!

Neko

Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 05:42 pm Click here to edit this post
Sung to the chorus' Mama by Spice Girls

"Back then, I didn't think you
Had any brains in that hair
So now, I see I was wrong
All that you did, was play

(Chorus)
E-than
We love you
E-than
We care
E-than
We love you
Ethan our friend
(Your our friend)"

"Back then, I didn't realize
Realize that you'd be my fav'
But now, I see through my eyes
That you're gonna win

(Repeat Chorus x2)

How's that???Didn't want your parodies to feel lonely!!

Neko

Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 06:24 pm Click here to edit this post
Sung to the beginning of Frozen by Madonna

"You only be
What your gut want to be
How can you win
If you're to blind to see
Your posen'
When your gut is broken

You're so consumed
With who votes for you
You waste your time
With hate and begat
Your posen'
When your gut is broken

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
Your getting on my nerves
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
Get run over by herds
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
Of rampaging gazelle
Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
Yoooou're goooone next week

Now I don't think that ones as good. LoL

Weinermr

Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 07:29 pm Click here to edit this post
Neko - Those are great! Frozen is my most favorite Madonna video and song - cool choice!
(both compliment and pun intended)

Neko

Sunday, December 23, 2001 - 08:28 am Click here to edit this post
*Cries* Thank you!Those are my two first parodies ever!!

Donut

Sunday, December 23, 2001 - 10:55 am Click here to edit this post
Yay!! Neko has the courage of a big huge lion! and not the cowardly lion! AND they are great!(even tho i dont actually know the songs!) I cracked up over the run over by a herd part! Thanks for keeping my songs company! big :) all around! keep it up!

Neko

Friday, December 28, 2001 - 02:48 pm Click here to edit this post
*Sung to Beastie Boys-Girls*
Bump!Oh you wanna bump me up!

Donut

Friday, December 28, 2001 - 11:26 pm Click here to edit this post
Gee thanks Neko!, i wasnt sure if anyone gave a hoot whether this thread continues or not, but as long as you give it a bump, i will get off my rump, not be a grump and give it a jump!

Sung to "Let It Snow"

Well the weather outside is torrid
and the corn mush sure tastes horrid
but there's one thing that seems to grow,
ethan's fro, ethan's fro, ethan's fro

(i am too tired, if someone could finish this for me, that would be great!)

Weinermr

Saturday, December 29, 2001 - 04:10 am Click here to edit this post
So as not to disappoint Donut, who is trying so hard to get this Survivor Song Parody thread to see some action -

The following is based on the theory that Kim J, Mamakim, has made it this far into the endgame of Survivor 3 by virtue of an alliance, hidden or otherwise, with Ethan. With apologies to Led Zeppelin:

STAIRWAY OF ETHAN (sung to the tune of Stairway to Heaven)

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's climbing a Stairway of Ethan.
When she gets there she knows
If alliances are exposed
With some votes she can get what she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she's climbing a Stairway of Ethan.

There are signs shown by all
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know always words have two meanings.
In her tribe if she looks
There's a T-Bird who sings,
Sometimes all of her plans are misgiven.
Ooh, it makes her wonder,
Ooh, it makes her wonder.

There's a feeling she gets
When she looks toward Lex,
That her spirit is crying he's not leaving.
In her thoughts she has seen
Words of anger and pleas,
And the voices of those who sit judging.
Ooh, it makes her wonder,
Ooh, it really makes her wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If she lets them call the tune
That the soccer man will lead her to winning.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stay long
And her tribemates will regret it all after.

If there's a bustle in your alliance
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for Moto Maji.
Yes, there are more paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change alliances you're in.
And it makes you wonder.

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know,
Teresa's calling you to join her,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow,
And did you know
Your stairway lies with the kicking man.

And as we wind on down the show
The voting tighter than we know.
There walks a lady who's their foe
Who holds on tightly to her bro
So ev'rything will turn to gold.
And if you listen very hard
The votes will come to her at last.
When all are done and on the jury
To be with Jeff and not to worry.

And she's climbing a Stairway of Ethan.

Donut

Saturday, December 29, 2001 - 12:25 pm Click here to edit this post
Wow, how ambitious , you really cooked, Weiner!

Neko

Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 05:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Whoooo!That's one hell off a way to get the ball rollin' Weinermr*Poke*.That was great.
I loved yours too Donut!I'll be singing it for days..I'll be back with another one.I think.

Evilnurse

Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 09:40 pm Click here to edit this post
What a TERRIFIC job Weinemr. That is an excellent
song parody.

I must say your spelling and grammar are supreme!

Weinermr

Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 11:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Thanks Donut, Neko, Evilnurse. Neko, the poke was an extra perk. I've already done a Stairway to Heaven singalong three times reading my version and beaming with pride each time.

Neko

Tuesday, January 01, 2002 - 03:42 pm Click here to edit this post
I'll have to download the song and sing along.
Extra pokes for you for being so on the ball Weinermr.

Goatgirl

Wednesday, January 02, 2002 - 08:39 am Click here to edit this post
Immunity Day (Beautiful Day by U2)


Survivors in doom
Three days now there’s one more down
There’s some gloom
Hang on or you just might drown

You try to duck
And your strategy you do not share
You just drink your muck
And hope the others treat you fair

No one here is your friend
And almost all are two-faced
Someone will show you the end
If you lose your place

It’s immunity day
Jeff calls, you feel like
It’s immunity day
Don’t let Lex get away

A heavy load
Or start a fire situation
Eat a toad
Oh wait that’s in another nation

Someone is down
Alliances are never true blue
Someone is over
And that someone might be you

It’s immunity day
Don’t let Lex get away
It’s immunity day

Save me
Let me win just one more race
Spare me
A mil would decorate my space

See no paints at Samburu
See the cow bleed without a moo
See the toilet seat passed around
See Ethan often tumble to the ground
See rock-paper-scissors fight
See Brandina scream in fright
And see Boran sit the puzzle game out
After the vote Silas’ check was bounced

It was immunity day
Don’t let Lex get away
Immunity day

Save me
Let me win just one more race
Spare me
A mil would decorate my space

But I might need an alliance now
And I don’t feel that I have it somehow
But I might need an alliance now
Might need it now
Was immunity day

Weinermr

Wednesday, January 02, 2002 - 11:06 am Click here to edit this post
You go Goatgirl! That's great! I love it.

Neko

Wednesday, January 02, 2002 - 01:12 pm Click here to edit this post
Yeah!!A new parody writer in the little group!Way to go Goatgirl!!!

Donut

Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 11:43 am Click here to edit this post
ETHAN'S THE CHAMPION by QUEEN

He paid his dues
He smelled Tom's shoes
Even though he ate his ham
and called him boy jew

He had a few falls
Smelled Tom's breath of booze
He had his share of Lex's gut
but we knew he'd never lose!

Ethan's the champion my friends
he kept on falling til the end
Ethans the champion, ethans the champion
No time for corn mush
Cuz Ethans the champion, of the show!

He remained loyal
and made friends with Tom's boil
He may not have won many challenges
but we know that he's survived a moyel*!
(*moyel-one who performs circumcisions)

From the outhouse came cries
After loads of french fries
He came in with a hackysack
but left only with his pride!

Ethan's the champion my friends
He stayed the nice guy til the end
Ethans the champion, Ethans the champion
No time for corn mush
Cuz Ethans the champion of the show!!

Weinermr

Sunday, January 13, 2002 - 02:02 pm Click here to edit this post
Yay Donut! Cool song!

Neko

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 05:19 pm Click here to edit this post
Great!I was laughing so hard that I couldn't sing along!

Donut

Thursday, January 17, 2002 - 10:44 pm Click here to edit this post
thanks guys! hey neko, if you read the song while looking at the insanity test, would you explode?..

Neko

Friday, January 18, 2002 - 09:57 am Click here to edit this post
Actually, I didn't find the Vroom Vroom sound insanity funny. I giggled sure but that was it.
I don't *think* I'd explode but then you never know...