Car54 | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 04:57 pm   What are you doing to celebrate the Survivor finale Thursday night Wear a Sarong Take his shoes off and smell your husband's feet Kill a chicken |
Egbok | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 05:01 pm   I've got my appointment booked at the local tatoo parlor for the next 3 nights. I should be all set by Thursday - both arms, both legs, neck and back. |
Twiggyish | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 05:14 pm   I am going to be clumsy like Ethan and trip over things (oh wait I already do that), wash in mud puddle water and secretly open a can of beans. That should make for an exciting night! |
Discoinferno | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 05:19 pm   ah ahm gawna git druunk 'n' ack lahk a fule lahk my gud budie Tawm! |
Urgrace | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 05:21 pm   Brush my teeth with a twig Hug my daughter ((((HUG)))) Curl my hair with a curling iron Wear my buff with a feather in it Listen for the antler song and the Buddy the cat's roar then clap my hands Fall over my coffee table and do a flame dance |
Car54 | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 05:23 pm   M&M's and Mt Dew Wear a feather in my shorts Eat 2 cherries |
Juju2bigdog | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 05:49 pm   Sing the sun'll come out tomorrow while dancing an elephant mating dance. |
Jbean | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 06:48 pm   Listen to the Lion King Soundtrack, drink some cow blood and eat some corn kernels. MMMM MMMM good! |
Quietstorm4 | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 06:51 pm   Eat a can of beans! |
Squaredsc | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 07:05 pm   im going to fix some fries, pop a beer, grab a bottle of gin, and after the show pray to the porcelain god. p.s. then post my comments on this website. |
Wargod | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 07:15 pm   I'm going to let a few chickens loose in the living room and try to catch them. |
Babyruth | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 07:28 pm   I thought I'd hand dig a water hole out by the septic tank. |
Tksoard | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 07:42 pm   I think I'll look at some STARSHINES!!  |
Discoinferno | Monday, January 07, 2002 - 08:56 pm   I'm also going to take a nap! |
Tntitanfan | Tuesday, January 08, 2002 - 05:15 am   Light the fire in the den and take the phone off the hook!! |
Awareinva | Tuesday, January 08, 2002 - 01:22 pm   In preparation for the S3 finale, I will have a very full day on Thursday. I plan to honor the S3 Survivors with a mimi tribute to their epic struggle. First I will run my well dry on purpose, leaving myself with no clean water. Then I will open all the cans in my pantry when the family isn't looking, eat the food, and hide the cans in the field. Next I will wave a blanket on a stick with a feather sticking out of my shorts and run wildly in the yard to see if I can attract the neighbors attention. During this part of the day, I will strive to fall over everything I see. I will make myself a spear out of my Christmas tree trunk (still handily laying in the yard), and march around guarding my family from the wildlife. Every now and then I will scream "I'll cut their throats!" After convinicing the local constabulary that I am actually sane, I'll rest a while under my mosquito net tablecloth. After lunch of uncooked popcorn kernels, Mountain Dew and Doritos, I will relax with a bit of cow's blood (although we here in the south call it a Bloody Mary) then finish off with an entire bottle of whiskey, finishing up with some Linda-like praying to the porcelain temple. I will climb my kids tree house and look out in the field at my miniature horse and the cows, pretending it is a wonderful safari. Maybe the dog will chase the horse while I watch for some great hunting action. Finally I will let all the chickens out of the pen and round them up again, telling each one how much I hate it as I return them to captivity. By now it will be dark and I will spend the hours until Survivor boiling muddy water in my fireplace and washing out my underwear. Then I will complete the evening watching Big Tom take home the dough, Bryant Gumball fumbling his way through the reunion show (I vote that Car should host- she knows way more about these survivors than he possibly could) and then come back here to share the joy with the entire Clubhouse gang!! |
Twiggyish | Tuesday, January 08, 2002 - 04:07 pm   ewwwwwwww I will never look at a Bloody Mary the same way..LOL |
Discoinferno | Tuesday, January 08, 2002 - 05:22 pm   awareinva, that was aaaaaaaaaaaaawfff the hook! |
Hippyt | Tuesday, January 08, 2002 - 10:01 pm   Wellll,awareinva,I hope you remember to wear your thong while you're so busy! Freakin hilarious.......and a little scary |
Awareinva | Wednesday, January 09, 2002 - 10:52 pm   Write bad poetry..... see the I love Tom thread  |
Myjohnhenry | Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 02:02 am   I don't have an answer since I just came to tvch, but you all just cracked me up with this thread! I guess I will probably celebrate by being in chat and being anxious and laughing at everything...and thinking about what you all are doing. LOL |
Ketchuplover | Thursday, January 10, 2002 - 03:28 pm   I'm going to take a dump on my neighbor's lawn |