Archive through November 08, 2001

The ClubHouse: Archives: The I LOVE Ethan Thread: Archive through November 08, 2001

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:34 pm Click here to edit this post
no Saggitarius is late Nov. early Dec.....

Grooch

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:34 pm Click here to edit this post
I think we all need some Zohn-on-Zohn counseling.

Fanny

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:35 pm Click here to edit this post
...the only one who could ever save me...
was the ZOHN of a preacher-man....

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:35 pm Click here to edit this post
*sigh* he's a Scorpio..I was afraid of that. Hmmm...this is not good.

We could always go to couples counseling...

Fanny

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:36 pm Click here to edit this post
I am SO sorry. I never listen to words in a song, so I never learn them. That was awful and I give my most sincere apologies. If anyone wants to call me a ZOHN of a b*tch, I would have to agree.

Grooch

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:54 pm Click here to edit this post
I guess we can just go ZOHN and ZOHN and ZOHN with this. Can't we?

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 12:58 pm Click here to edit this post
Do you think Ethan sleeps with his clothes ZOHN? (sorry I had to get ZOHN in heehee)

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:02 pm Click here to edit this post
What do you think he washes his hair with??

GO ETHAN!!!

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:06 pm Click here to edit this post
Pert??? Prell?? Finesse?? Head and Shoulders???

Grooch

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh, you can kiss me on a Monday a Monday a Monday
is very very good
Or you can kiss me on a Tuesday a Tuesday a Tuesday
in fact I wish you would
Or you can kiss me on a Wednesday a Thursday a
Friday and Saturday is best
But always kiss me on a ZOHN-day a ZOHN-day a ZOHN-day
cause that's the day I'm at my best

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:13 pm Click here to edit this post
Do you think Ethan's favorite day is ZOHN-day??

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:23 pm Click here to edit this post
Um..why is Ethan waaayyy down here?? I will not stand for that! Nobody puts Ethan in the corner!!!

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:28 pm Click here to edit this post
Grooch? Fanny?? Where'd ya go??

Grooch

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:33 pm Click here to edit this post
The Devil In ETHAN ZOHN

(music/lyrics: Edwards)


it was late last night
I think it was a Tuesday
I left my home with broken bones and bruises
I was drinkin a beer when the devil came to my head
he said "hey punkabilly have you go a light?"
I said "sure man" so I lit his pipe
he said "boy I like the curls in your hair"

with an evil gleam in his eyes
and a grin in his teeth
he said "ETHAN man I came to make your peace
your souls got something I need"

with flames down his arms
and his street like charm he said
"boy I can take away your pain"
he'd met his match
he just shouldn’t have f*cked with the devil in ETHAN ZOHN

"well I know what you want
I can get what you need
just one thing sign you soul to me
and you'll never ever have to feel...

this pain again so lets decide
you'll roll the dice
and your soul is mine if
we see those black snake eyes"

A game with the devil ain’t a pretty thing
I said "if play I play to win
but I just don’t like your style"

with flames down his arms
and his street like charm
he said" boy I can take away your pain"
he'd met his match
he just shouldn’t have f*cked with the devil in ETHAN ZOHN!

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:40 pm Click here to edit this post
ahhh!! There you are!!! Whew! Thought I was flying solo here.

Grooch

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:45 pm Click here to edit this post
Sorry, Sawheel. I can't post in your folder anymore, since you guys are determined to go by number of posts. I will be forced to stay in here. (Not that that is a bad thing. :) )

Grooch

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:50 pm Click here to edit this post
Everybody wants ZOHN's body
Everybody wants ZOHN's body to love
ZOHNone to love
ZOHNone to kiss
ZOHNtime to miss, now
ZOHNone to squeeze
ZOHNone to please
And I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you
I need you you you

Kep421

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 01:55 pm Click here to edit this post
I'm here to lend a helping hand to Ethan Grooch or Mindy....

<that was my first try at a pun, so please excuse its pity-full-ness>

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 02:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Meanwhile, Ethan's former teammates said they think their former keeper has what it takes to Survive in the savanna.

``I think he'll be awesome,'' said Boston Bulldogs Capt. Methembe Ndlovu, who played ball with Ethan both here and in his home country, Zimbabwe. ``He's a really selfless person who got along with everyone. He spent some time in Zimbabwe and everyone loved him.''

Hmmmm, but Methembe, sometimes the secret to success on ``Survivor'' is to be the biggest ••••••• in the bunch.

``He's not known to be a ••••••• so that might be his downfall,'' he said. ``But we're all excited for him. We hope he comes home with the loot.''

One potential pitfall: Zohn reportedly is a vegetarian. And we all know how Kimmie, last season's meat-shunner, made out when they butchered the pig


Go Ethan!!

Grooch

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 02:02 pm Click here to edit this post
ZOHN's Thing Happened To Me Yesterday

(Jagger/Richards)



ZOHN's thing happened to me yesterday
ZOHN's thing i can't speak of right away
ZOHN's thing something happened to me
ZOHN's thing oh so groovy
ZOHN's thing happened to me yesterday

he don't know if it's right or wrong
maybe he should tell someone
he's not sure just what it was
or if it's against the law
something

ZOHN's thing very strange i hear you say
you're talking in a most peculiar way
but ZOHN's thing really threw me
ZOHN's thing oh so groovy
ZOHN's thing happend to me yesterday
(yesterday)

he don't know just where it's gone
he don't really care at all
no one's sure just what it was
or the meaning and the cause
something

he don't know if it's right or wrong
maybe he should tell someone
he's not sure just what it was
or if it's against the law
ZOHN's thing

ZOHN's thing says there's something more to pay
for sins that you committed yesterday
it's really rather drippy
but something oh so trippy
ZOHN's thing happened to me yesterday

he don't know just where it's gone
he don't really care at all
no one's sure just what it was
or the meaning and the cause
ZOHN's thing

ZOHN's thing singing loud across the bay
sittin on a mat about to pray
isn't half as looney
as ZOHN's thing oh so groovy
ZOHN's thing happened to me yesterday

he don't know if it's right or wrong
maybe he should tell someone
he's not sure just what it was
or if it's against the law
ZOHN's thing

Kep421

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 02:05 pm Click here to edit this post
Grooch, do you work in the music industry? Record Shop? Where are you getting all these lyrics? They are fantastic!!!

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 02:06 pm Click here to edit this post
I want ZOHN-body to share, share the rest of my life, share my innermost thoughts, know my intimate details..ZOHN-one who can help me see things in a different light, all the things I detest I will almost like...

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 02:10 pm Click here to edit this post
The quality is truly lacking over there ...I guess ZOHN things will never change..SHEESH!

Kep421

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 02:11 pm Click here to edit this post
Mindyrama, the quality is lacking over where?

Mindyrama

Thursday, November 08, 2001 - 02:16 pm Click here to edit this post
On Franks thread! Where else??