Archive through December 10, 2001

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Kep421

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 07:05 pm Click here to edit this post
Ah, our work is done here Moon, great job!!! (Kep high5's Moon)

You can rest your weary head knowing you have defended Ethan's honor..or butt..or whatever....

Tksoard

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 07:47 pm Click here to edit this post
Hi Everyone!! What's happening?

Moondance

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 07:50 pm Click here to edit this post
HIgh five back atcha Kep! G would be proud!

Tksoard

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 08:02 pm Click here to edit this post
Ya! What MissL said!! You go girl!!!

Spygirl

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 08:04 pm Click here to edit this post
I'm BACK!!! That is a FALL if I EVER saw one!!!

<SpyGirl chases Moon around the room with a broom>

Moondance

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 08:22 pm Click here to edit this post
Hey give me my broom back... I have places to go and people to see!

Tksoard

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 08:30 pm Click here to edit this post
So sorry I wasn't here to help you tonight, MissL!! I had alittle bit of a life tonight away from here. You did an excellent job of defending Spygirl and me. WE know he fell in the truck!! A fall is a plop on the butt, and that is exactly what he did. Can you now defend me on my half fall theory? I'll check back in a bit and see how well you're doing. OK?

Nagster

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 09:30 pm Click here to edit this post
Question: Does a slip, resulting in one landing on his/her butt, a true fall in the strictest definition of "fall?"

It's entirely possible that poor Ethan's coccyx abruptly met the floor of the truck due to a slip on goat excrement, is it not? Something about a 3-hour truck ride makes me wonder if goats are all that continent.

Urgrace

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 09:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Grooch has the last word and she says her word is final, soooooo... we win Kep and Moon,and me too!

Spygirl

Sunday, December 09, 2001 - 09:52 pm Click here to edit this post
NO FAIR! Grooch is BIASED! I'm still calling FOUL!!!

Kep421

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 04:56 am Click here to edit this post
Sorry Spygirl, we have our Offical Book of Falls to fall back on.....

The less than 20 inches rule applies in this case, and henceforth it not deemed a fall.

Moon - Urgrace, I'm off to a job interview this am, I'll be back later....You guys hold the fort until I get back to relieve you....

Misslibra

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 06:16 am Click here to edit this post
Kep said> Sorry Spygirl, we have our Offical Book of Falls to fall back on.....

The less than 20 inches rule applies in this case, and henceforth it not deemed a fall.


Hahahaha what a bunch of hooey spew!!

Ethan FELL we saw him FALL, you have no official rule book, and even if Ethan slipped in the Goats doo doo, he still FELL DOWN.

Blame it on the goat, but Ethan's butt hit the bus floor and his toes were sticking up straight in the air, that IS a one pointer if I ever seen one before.

Nagster, the answer to your question is yes!

One of the definitions of a fall is to come down from a errect positon suddenly.

Ethan was standing in errect position with goat in arms, then Ethan came down from errect position with goat in arms, so not only do we have Ethan FALLING down from the errect position, but he takes the goat along for the ride.

So what we have here Ladies and Gentlemen is two FALLS in one, when you count the goat in Ethan's arms who FELL right along with him. That is one point plus a bonus point for the goat.

Grooch how can you the fairest of the fair, refuse Spygirl and TK their points. We have proved over and over again Ethan FELL, and they aren't even asking for the bonus point of the goat falling too.

I'll rest my case for now, to give you a chance to think it over and do the right thing. If we can't depend on the justice system of this country I know we can depend on you to do the right thing!

I told you I'll be backkkkk!! hehehehehe I just needed to rest up. Kep and Moon double teamed me and tired me out.


Grooch where are you?! We need ya to settle this, with a very good explaination... translation "You got some explaining to do Lucy"!

Tksoard

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:07 am Click here to edit this post
MissL, you are doing such a fantastic job of defending our federal judical system, and Spygirls and my honor!! There is no way that Grooch can deny that. And Nagster, where in the world are you coming from? Usually, the ONLY way you can fall is by slipping. It makes no difference if it's a slip on ice, or spilled orange juice or goat poop!! And Grace!! Come on buddy!! You can't honestly say that you and Moon are right!! This time I say, WRONG!! MissL, I'll let you carry on, you have such a way with words!! but I will be here if you need help!!

Moondance

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:18 am Click here to edit this post
You guys have proved NOTHING!

Grooch

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:31 am Click here to edit this post
From the Merriam - Webster's Dictionary

Fall - verb. To leave an erect position suddenly and involuntarily.

Ethan was not erect, he was squatting and rolled back. So it is still 0 falls.

Tksoard

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:33 am Click here to edit this post
Moon, We have proved EVERYTHING!! And we will prove it!! And then I will PROVE that a stumble is a half fall!!

Tksoard

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:40 am Click here to edit this post
Grooch, this has nothing to do with sex, now let's get back to the subject!! you horney girl you!!

Grooch

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:45 am Click here to edit this post


TK! I cannot believe you just said that! LOL!

But you know exactly what that post means and the way I meant it. You are very bad.

Erect
1 a : vertical in position.

Give up gracefully. :)

Tksoard

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 07:48 am Click here to edit this post
NEVER!!!!!!

Misslibra

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 08:22 am Click here to edit this post
LMAO At TK!! Your bad ! hehehehe

Yea but he was squatting in a ERRECT position, clearly you can see that on the tape, and whether he rolled back, lets face it, HE WAS ON HIS BACK bottom line, not to mention the point TK is making about the other fall, or was that a almost fall TK... I missed that one myself. What was Ethan doing at the time to refresh my memory?LOL


Grooch, where have you been anyway, it took you long enough to get here! Wasn't your ears burning? Couldn't you feel my starting trouble vibes I was sending you?!LOL

Shouldn't there be a penalty for showing up late to straighten this all out... like giving everybody a point this round, or at least giving me, TK, and Spygirl for having the guts to speak up about what we think is right. And Moon and Kep should get points for defending Ethan so well while you were away

Grooch, you can tell when I'm feeling better, cuz I'm starting trouble. LOL It's been fun too! hehehehe

Grooch

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 08:26 am Click here to edit this post
MsL, can I have some of those drugs you are on?

Misslibra

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 08:32 am Click here to edit this post
Hehehehehehe, nope I ain't sharing! LOL

Tksoard

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 08:34 am Click here to edit this post
MissL, the stumble (half fall) was during the RC when the were jumping on the plank to put the items in the basket. He was running from the back to the front and stumbled, but he did catch himself. That is why I'm only fighting for the half fall.

Grooch-have a heart!!!! You know and Kep knows and Moonie knows that MissL, Spygirl and I are right!! You are just trying to give us a hard time, kinda like the erect (or as MissL puts it errect, cute cover-up) definition. A slip is a fall and there is no getting around it!!

Misslibra

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 08:42 am Click here to edit this post
TK I remember now, I think that half of a fall and his errect roll back on the bus definitely equal a complete fall when you put the two together, wouldn't you agree Grooch?

Kep421

Monday, December 10, 2001 - 08:53 am Click here to edit this post
I think every one is missing an important point. The kind of fall we are talking about happens accidentally, without intent.

Ethan MEANT to sit down on purpose from his squatting position because he didn't want to drop the goat or fall out of the truck.

Deal with it people, HE SAT DOWN!!!!!