Tina, the real Wicked Witch of the West

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Grooch

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:22 pm Click here to edit this post
Ok, everyone thinks the wicked witch of the west is gone, but it’s not true! Remember in the movie, the house fell on her sister, the wicked witch of the east! Do you know who the wwotw is? It’s none other than Tina! That’s right. She is much more powerful than Jerri the wicked witch of the east.(wwothe).

And it will take a lot more strength to overcome her. This is what I think will happen. Evil Tina wants Colby gone because she knows he’s strong and will keep winning immunity challenges. He needs to go. But she does not want to vote for him because he will be on the jury. So what can she do? She will manipulate Amber telling her she should follow her heart, she will let Amber bond more with Lis. If done artfully, Lis, Rodger and Amber will vote for Colby (they too want him gone for the same reason and Amber will feel more secure that she’s not being voted off by her own tribe people.) Meanwhile, Tina, Keith & Colby will vote for either Lis or Rodger. This will lead to a tie, and Colby will be gone because he has more votes against him. Evil/Sweet Tina didn’t have to vote against him, so he will have no hard feelings against her. How clever!

Now it’s Tina, Keith, Amber Lis & Rodger left. Tina will want to be in the final 3 w/ Keith & Rodger. Why? Because Rodger is the most likely to lose the immunity challenge and she would have the best chance w/ the jury if she’s against Keith. So She needs to get rid of Lis & Amber. First, she will bring Amber back into confidence and say” it’s the Ogakor vs Kucha still, we forgive you for voting against Colby. Maybe you felt the need for a little revenge. Plus you would have a much better chance of winning the million against Keith or me then Sweet Lis or Rodger."

So Ambahhh doesn’t know any better and she votes w/ Keith & Tina and Lis is gone.

Now it’s Tina, Keith Ambahh & Rodger next. Somehow she convinces Rodger with her sickly sweet southern accent to side w/ her and Keith to vote Ambahhh out. Possibly saying again that he would have the best chance w/ the jury against them then Amber.

So it’s Tina, Keith & Rodger left. Keith cheats again in the IC and wins :), and they vote Rodger off.

This is the hard part. It’s Tina vs Keith. Nobody knows how she used & manipulated them all. Nic told Jerri on the ranch how Keith was singing “Ding Dong the witch is dead” Jerri convinces the others to vote for Tina.

Tina wins!

That’s my story, and I’m sticking with it for now.

Of course, this all depends on who wins the IC’s.

Grooch

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:28 pm Click here to edit this post
Fruitbat, I would have posted this in your thread, but I felt that Tina should have her own thread along with Keith and Colby. :)

Moondance

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:37 pm Click here to edit this post
I like it Grooch :) but I see TWWOTW melting before the final 2!

Fruitbat

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:45 pm Click here to edit this post
Very nice work Grooch. I am with you up until Colby is out. I can see her doing that. This is not wicked. This is brilliant. I think we should call her Glinda. She will revert to wicked if she gets near my girl Elizabeth.

My guess is she will want to go against Amber hoping for animosity with Ogakor for jumping ship. She is a shoo in for the final 3 if they realize this.

Rodger and Liz are their toughest competition.

And here we go with another thread about the same thing. :) It can't be helped! Do you mind if I ask Amin to combine them? It's more fun to have one place to go for the each subject. It will prevent posting the same information twice. Most of us tend to do that. It is a compulsion of the obsessed.

Digilady

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:28 pm Click here to edit this post
Of course Tina wins, Grooch! Been saying that ever since Jeff left.

Hmmm. Now who do I pick when Tina gets the boot?

She won't, I tell ya. She's smooth. Kind and smooth. Go TN Tina!

Fruitbat

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:37 pm Click here to edit this post
Hi Digi.....Tina or Liz will take this. Can't see it any other way. At least until someone convinces me otherwise. I am impressionable.

Affinity

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:40 pm Click here to edit this post
Eh, there's no doubt that Tina wins. And if they are smart, which I think they are, they will get rid of Colby before it comes to the time that he cannot be disposed.

Digilady

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:47 pm Click here to edit this post
Yeehaw! The new Tina alliance has arisen:
Grooch, Affi, Fruit and moi.

Did I miss anyone?

With a crew like us, how could Tina fail?
(No one answer that, please!)

<snark>

Fruitbat

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:52 pm Click here to edit this post
I have to say that Elizabeth is my first choice and Tina is my back up, but I have no problem extolling Tina's virtues.

Grooch

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 11:16 am Click here to edit this post
Fruitbat, I don't mind if you ask Admin to move it. I just made it it's own thread because this is what's going to happen and it should be standing out on its own. In fact, there's no need to even watch Survivor any more. (Unless someone wants to keep oogling Keith's birdlegs)

P.S. By posting the above, I just murphy-lawed my theory into oblivion.