Survivor 3

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Sbw

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 04:52 pm Click here to edit this post

CBS has put the application for Survivor 3 on their web site. It looks like Survivor is here to stay.

Jinkies

Saturday, February 17, 2001 - 06:02 pm Click here to edit this post

I printed it out yesterday for a co-worker!

He's going to try for it!

Sbw

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 05:45 pm Click here to edit this post

Wouldn't it be fun if someone you knew was a "survivor"? Of course it would drive me nuts if they wouldn't tell me who won.

Jinkies

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 05:26 pm Click here to edit this post

Oh! I didn't think of that! LOL!

Grooch

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:56 pm Click here to edit this post
This is what happens on Survivor III

*Warning: Do not read if political incorrectness will bother you.*


Survivor III takes place on a sunny deserted island in the middle of nowhere, there are:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:
-One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
-The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.
-The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
-The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
-The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
-The 2 Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
-The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps on bitching about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her LAST boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer than THEY do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and it is not raining.
-The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
-The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied because at least the English aren't getting laid.

Flint

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:01 pm Click here to edit this post
Hah! Oh god, Grooch. that is good. :)I just have one question, what happened to the Japanese woman?

Wink

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Flint I'm guessing she's standing by the fax machine waiting for the reply and will bring it to the gentlemen along with their saki.

Nice job Grooch.

My apologizes in advance for anyone I offended by being PI.

Flint

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 03:12 pm Click here to edit this post
Saki...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Konichi wa!

Seamonkey

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 04:03 pm Click here to edit this post
Funny, Grooch..

Actually they had auditions in LA for SIII last weekend, so they seem to be moving forward. Lots of TV ads ahead of that.