The Return of Limericks

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Puttergirl

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 09:39 am Click here to edit this post

I started this on the Big Brother message board and it got really big. Please, everyone play with me! Here is my first offer; its by far not my best effort but they will get better:

Jerri is my least favorite on the show
She thrives on playing really low
I think she's a WITCH
Has no chance to make it rich
I will dance a jig when the council says GO!

Twiggyish

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 04:58 pm Click here to edit this post

Putter!! Welcome back!

Let me think of one and I will post.

Max

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:58 pm Click here to edit this post

On the cell block, Deb is the boss
But the survivors gave her the toss
Then Jerri cried "Jerky!"
The others said "Turkey!"
And Kel had to suffer the loss.

Fawkes82

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 10:28 pm Click here to edit this post

Those are both really great!

Willi

Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 10:20 am Click here to edit this post

lol!

Great ones.

Puttergirl

Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 02:39 pm Click here to edit this post

Good one, Max. Here's my latest:

I think Maralyn will go the whole way
Right now, she's the only one I trust at the end of the day
She is one really tough broad
She actually looks a little like Maude
But I wonder, do any of you think she might be gay?

(Although, as Seinfeld said, "Not that there is anything wrong with that")

Enb

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 10:49 pm Click here to edit this post

Jerri, Jerri, she's my pick
She makes me ill, she makes me sick
She can't pretend
Until the end
She'd best get her act together quick!

Enb

Friday, February 09, 2001 - 10:54 pm Click here to edit this post

bump

Judy

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 03:26 pm Click here to edit this post

Psycho Mike he wanted to kill a pig,
Jeff said "No way - you've flipped your wig!"
But thanks to a forest fire,
The piggy was lost and tired -
Now Kucha's eatin' ribs and dancin' a jig

Guruchaz

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 04:08 pm Click here to edit this post

Survivor II makes viewers twitch.
Mike is bold and Jerri's a witch.
Kimmi hates meat, she likes to complain.
Vote her out, put her on a plane,
Then force her to eat a ripe cow brain.

Guruchaz

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:41 pm Click here to edit this post

(Not a limerick, but what the hey?)

Puttergirl

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 04:34 pm Click here to edit this post

Hey, Guruchaz, it may not be a limerick, but I like it, especially the "Jerri's a witch" part. I hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Digilady

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 04:48 pm Click here to edit this post

There once were two tribes in Survivor,
With hunters, back stabbers and divers.
They're going through h*ll
Since they lost that Kel
Who now has become an imbiber!

Max

Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 10:42 am Click here to edit this post

Jerri, Amber and Mitch
Thought they were really a stitch
They wanted Keith out
Of that, there's no doubt
But when the time came, what a switch!

Puttergirl

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:52 am Click here to edit this post
Last night Jerri and Colby went to a beach
Jerri tried to attach herself to Colby like a leech
But now its time to party on
The Wicked Witch is gone
And Colby is forever out of her reach!

Bearcatuc

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 07:41 am Click here to edit this post
EXCELLENT Puttergirl

Max

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:34 am Click here to edit this post
So now they say the "real" Jerri is nice
Although in the Outback she was cold as ice
She says "it's the edits"
And lists all her "credits"
But I still think it's all a device!

Wink

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:53 am Click here to edit this post
There once was a witch named Jerri
Who Colby vowed never to marry
The b*tch got the votes
We all get to gloat
No more of that voice oh so blarey.

Puttergirl

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:51 pm Click here to edit this post
Good ones, Max and Wink!!

Isn't it funny how easily limericks can be applied to Jerri?

Come on, some of you others. Play with us.

Guruchaz

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:31 pm Click here to edit this post
Hickory Dickory Dock

Guruchaz

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:33 pm Click here to edit this post
Jerri punched the clock.

Guruchaz

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Her time finally came

Guruchaz

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Because she was lame

Guruchaz

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:34 pm Click here to edit this post
And her tortillas flew like a rock.

Guruchaz

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:35 pm Click here to edit this post
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