Puttergirl | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 09:39 am  I started this on the Big Brother message board and it got really big. Please, everyone play with me! Here is my first offer; its by far not my best effort but they will get better: Jerri is my least favorite on the show She thrives on playing really low I think she's a WITCH Has no chance to make it rich I will dance a jig when the council says GO! |
Twiggyish | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 04:58 pm  Putter!! Welcome back! Let me think of one and I will post. |
Max | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:58 pm  On the cell block, Deb is the boss But the survivors gave her the toss Then Jerri cried "Jerky!" The others said "Turkey!" And Kel had to suffer the loss. |
Fawkes82 | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 10:28 pm  Those are both really great! |
Willi | Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 10:20 am  lol! Great ones. |
Puttergirl | Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 02:39 pm  Good one, Max. Here's my latest: I think Maralyn will go the whole way Right now, she's the only one I trust at the end of the day She is one really tough broad She actually looks a little like Maude But I wonder, do any of you think she might be gay? (Although, as Seinfeld said, "Not that there is anything wrong with that") |
Enb | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 10:49 pm  Jerri, Jerri, she's my pick She makes me ill, she makes me sick She can't pretend Until the end She'd best get her act together quick! |
Enb | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 10:54 pm  bump |
Judy | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 03:26 pm  Psycho Mike he wanted to kill a pig, Jeff said "No way - you've flipped your wig!" But thanks to a forest fire, The piggy was lost and tired - Now Kucha's eatin' ribs and dancin' a jig |
Guruchaz | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 04:08 pm  Survivor II makes viewers twitch. Mike is bold and Jerri's a witch. Kimmi hates meat, she likes to complain. Vote her out, put her on a plane, Then force her to eat a ripe cow brain. |
Guruchaz | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:41 pm  (Not a limerick, but what the hey?) |
Puttergirl | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 04:34 pm  Hey, Guruchaz, it may not be a limerick, but I like it, especially the "Jerri's a witch" part. I hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
Digilady | Monday, February 19, 2001 - 04:48 pm  There once were two tribes in Survivor, With hunters, back stabbers and divers. They're going through h*ll Since they lost that Kel Who now has become an imbiber! |
Max | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 10:42 am  Jerri, Amber and Mitch Thought they were really a stitch They wanted Keith out Of that, there's no doubt But when the time came, what a switch!
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Puttergirl | Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:52 am  Last night Jerri and Colby went to a beach Jerri tried to attach herself to Colby like a leech But now its time to party on The Wicked Witch is gone And Colby is forever out of her reach! |
Bearcatuc | Friday, March 30, 2001 - 07:41 am  EXCELLENT Puttergirl |
Max | Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:34 am  So now they say the "real" Jerri is nice Although in the Outback she was cold as ice She says "it's the edits" And lists all her "credits" But I still think it's all a device! |
Wink | Friday, March 30, 2001 - 08:53 am  There once was a witch named Jerri Who Colby vowed never to marry The b*tch got the votes We all get to gloat No more of that voice oh so blarey. |
Puttergirl | Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:51 pm  Good ones, Max and Wink!! Isn't it funny how easily limericks can be applied to Jerri? Come on, some of you others. Play with us. |
Guruchaz | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:31 pm  Hickory Dickory Dock |
Guruchaz | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:33 pm  Jerri punched the clock. |
Guruchaz | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:34 pm  Her time finally came |
Guruchaz | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:34 pm  Because she was lame |
Guruchaz | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:34 pm  And her tortillas flew like a rock. |
Guruchaz | Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 09:35 pm  Burma Shave |