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Cjr

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 11:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Conejo, I only f-ing saw last 10 minutes or so. It will be shown this afternoon again.

***SPOILER****
of what I remember since so many people f-ing missed it last night.

Kelly gets f-ing pissed because Jack met Christina f-ing Aguilera and liked her. Kelly f-ing hates Christina and fights Jack. Jack laughs alot.

Sharon, looking f-ing horribly ill, gets out of her f-ing bed to stop Kelly.

Sharon has a f-ing great talk with both of them separately.

Kelly and Jack f-ing hug and then Christina leaves a phone message for Jack and Kelly is walking towards his f-ing room at the time.

Great f-ing make-up scene at the end and Kelly f-ing makes a speech about f-ing hurting someone's feeling at the end.

Alot of show for my 10 minutes.

Seamonkey

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 11:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There was more about Christina in the episode and
Ozzy went to the dentist and got f-ing fried on Nitrous Oxide while getting his teeth cleaned and checked..

And Jack had his birthday; they went to Medieval Times and Jack, Sharon, Kelly and a bunch of them had a rousing good time.

Of course these episodes were all taped earlier in the year and Sharon still looked pretty f-ing sick.

One funny scene shows Sharon and Ozzy in bed, watching TV and suddenly the news comes on (I'm guessing this was MTV) and it was about Kelly dissing Christina..

I f-ing can't wait for Sharon's f-ing talk show to start in the fall.

Conejo

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 01:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks for the f-ing show reviews! I still can't f-ing believe I f-ing missed it!

Jedisan

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 02:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ozzy at the dentist had me ROTFLMAO BIG TIME!
He kept telling them, 'its not enough' (meaning he wasn't out yet), then they'd up the dose, and it still wasn't enough, this went on about 6 or 7 times.
When it WAS ENOUGH, he was absolutely out of it. He went to take a sip and spit, but was pouring the water on his forehead.LOL!

Cjr

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 06:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I caught the whole show today. It was very funny. I agree Jedisan that the dentist scene was hysterical! I was ROFLMAO also!

Froggiegirl621

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 06:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's f-ing on right now! (9:30pm, est)

Pamy

Wednesday, June 11, 2003 - 09:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I am watching it now!!! I f-ing agree about the dentist, ROTF!!!
Sharon, God love her, looks really bad, I admire her so much, she is such a strong woman.
Owl, how did you like it?

Cinder

Monday, June 16, 2003 - 04:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't forget to watch the Osbournes with F-ing Fleas tomorrow.

Pamy

Monday, June 16, 2003 - 06:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I have put it on my calendar so I don't f-ing forget again. I think Owl is mad at me :(

Theowl

Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 04:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
HEY PAMY!!!

I loved the show last week, except those F-ING little brats should show more respect for their mother!! Ummm...don't they know she's sick???? I'm so glad she's doing better now.
Ozzie at the dentist had me wetting my f-ing pants!! He was pouring the water on his FOREHEAD!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a looonnnnggggg time!!
No Pamy, I'm not f-ing mad at you!! I do hope you see this today, and don't remember ONLY when you go to f-ing bed!!

14 HOURS AND 53 F-ING MINUTES!!! HOOO HOOOO!!!!

Pamy

Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 08:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I have a postit on my desk, to f-ing remind me tonite.
Owl, I am glad you aren't f-ing mad at me!! Life would not be the same without your f-ing countdowns!!!

Twinkie

Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 08:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, after seeing tonight's show I have a question for you f-ing guys!

If you were invited to the Osbourne's house would you go???

Between the dog poop and pee and the fleas I'd have to say NO F-ING WAY!!!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 09:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
They'd have to sigh up for a flea service and treat the animals too.. poop and pee I can watch out for, I F-ing loathe fleas.

Deedee

Tuesday, June 17, 2003 - 10:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
After watching tonight's show I am f-ing itching all over!

Pamy

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 06:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I can't believe with all the money they have, they don't put advantage on their pets, one dose and fleas are gone in 1 day!
I would put up with the smell and fleas to hang out with Sharon, I adore her!

Conejo

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 07:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, didn't you f-ing forget something in your f-ing post above? LOL

Actually, I was thinking the same f-ing thing! I f-ing use advantage on my cats and the f-ing fleas are f-ing history!

Pamy

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 09:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Conejo..you're so right! How could I f-ing forget?!! Thanks for letting me know, I would hate to break the f-ing rules!!!

Seamonkey

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 12:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah, if they don't treat the actual problem, all the new furniture in the world won't help..

Getting rid of the carpet probably works better, considering all the furry critters they have.

They need flea control and a doggie door and some training. sigh.

I'd F-ing go with you, Pamy!! To visit. But I'd get one of those personal pest repellers, cuz fleas f-ing love to bite me.

That giant hand freaked me out.. and it was too funny when Ozzy kept staring at it and taking another look and finally he f-ing smiled at it.

Sharon should have told Kelly she would be f-ing imitating Christina Aguilara if she got her nose pierced.. that probably would have slowed her down a bit.

Max

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 05:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, heck. I'm allergic to flea bites and after watching all that f-ing scratching last night, I was one itchy mess! :P

I have to say that I have had flea infestations before (when I used to have indoor/outdoor cats) and they are NO fun. However, I have NEVER been in a position to simply say, "Remove all this furniture and start over!" How f-ing nice it must be to be able to tackle a flea problem that way! Unfortunately, it won't do any f-ing good as the fleas will still be in the house (on the animals, in any carpeting that remained in other rooms, etc.) and the new furniture will be infested within a matter of f-ing days.

I got the distinct impressing that Sharon doesn't understand an f-ing thing about how fleas actually breed. Jack and his friend cracked me up when they thought they killed the f-ing yellow flea. Stomping or pinching between fingers doesn't f-ing do it! Those f-ers have hard shells and you need to pop them with your f-ing fingernails. (I know, it's an UGH! moment, but it's true.)

Seamonkey

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 05:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree (I had lots of labradors back when there was nothing like Advantage) and even if you DO snap the flea in half, any eggs that said flea was carrying will still hatch out. You need to pop them and flush them.

Never saw a yellow flea.

Cinder

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 06:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Those f-ing dogs have been all over the house and in the bed. I know Ozzy said they needed a f-ing new mattress. I have been luck enough not to have an f-ing animal with fleas since I was a child- and we never did get rid of them- the f-ing cat got ran over. Should they also treat the yard with something?

Pamy

Wednesday, June 18, 2003 - 07:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Advantage would kill all those f-ing fleas in a day!! When Advantage is on the dog/cat it kills fleas wherever the dog/cat come in contact with. I am not sure exactly how it works, all I know is the person that invented it deserves 100 million $$$!
We have 3 dogs, 4 cats, and foster puppies all the time(we have 8 pups right now)and I have not seen one f-ing flea!! You can't put advantage on pups but our foster pups come in contact with our pets and it kills the fleas they had when they came to our house.

Corriecat

Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 07:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
We went through a f-ing flea problem 2 years ago and it took f-ing forever, even with Advantage, to get rid of all of them. What surprised me was they didn't spray the house or put anything on the lawn as well as use Advantage. You can wash the dogs all you want but you will just end up with f-ing clean fleas.

Seamonkey

Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 11:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes, they really needed to treat the f-ing house and grounds and the pets... they should f-ing appoint one of their staff members to be an animal wrangler for them.. or hire a vet tech to do housecalls :)

and a quiet hooo f-ing hoooo!! this is on tonight, right?

Theowl

Tuesday, June 24, 2003 - 11:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
PAMY!!! 7 HOURS AND 52 F-ING MINUTES!!! HOOO F-ING HOOOO!!!!