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Conejo

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 10:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
How the f-ck is everyone? Did you all have a happy f-ing St. Patricks day? I f-ing wonder if Ozzy had any green f-ing beer yester-f-ing-day!

Shaaaaroooon!

F-ck man, I just love to f-ing come to this f-ing thread!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 04:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Happy F-ing Tuesday to you F-ers...

Seamonkey

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 07:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Have a thought for Sharon.. she collapsed at a concert in Las F-ing Vegas, had to be treated at the hospital.. Ozzy says chemo is a b!tch.

Pamy

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 07:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OH NO!!! When did this f-ing happen??

Marameko

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 12:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Seems my post earlier was deleted........So here goes again.
Thanks for the update Seamonkey.

Hi Pamy ! I am f-ing fantabulous here in Wild and Wonderful West by gawd Virginia. See you on "The Family " board.
You f-ers have a f-ing fantabulous day.

<< this cussin cracks me up>>

Pamy

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 12:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Isn't is f-ing fun?

Seamonkey

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 01:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy I'm not sure when but it sounded recent. I'm sure it makes Ozzy f-ing WILD. When they were on Larry King recently Ozzy was talking about Sharon needing to slow down and recover from the chemo, but Sharon said she wanted to go to the concert sites.

Max

Wednesday, March 19, 2003 - 05:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The paper today had a short piece about it. Said it happened backstage at a concert on Friday. Sharon collapsed from f-ing heat exhaustion, I guess. The one-paragraph article said it wasn't serious.

Marameko

Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 06:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Did ya hear that Kelly is moving out of the nest and will be purchasing her own home ? Only in America could a teen,who is not very talented ride on her Dad's f-ing coat tails. Guess I am just jealous I don't have that kinda f-ing $$$
Have a good day you f-ing f-kers

Jhezzie

Thursday, March 20, 2003 - 11:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
What the f-k is she going to do with her own f-ing house? She can't even f-ing keep track of her own f-ing purse. I wonder how long it will be before the f-ing police have to visit?:)

Marameko

Friday, March 21, 2003 - 09:30 am EditMoveDeleteIP
J-hezzie......You f-ing crack me up !!
I came in to cuss and laugh. I am so f-ing glad it is Friday, I hope I win the f-ing powerball over the weekend so I don't have to bring my f-ing behind to work on Monday unless I want to come.
I am ready to bring on more of the f-ing Osbournes

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND YOU F-ING F_ERS

Pamy

Friday, March 21, 2003 - 10:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This f-ing thread is still the best one here!! Thanks to all the great f-ing people that come here to bring a little f-ing cheer into our lives!! Hugs and f-ing kisses to you all! xoxxoox

Chance

Friday, March 21, 2003 - 10:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I bought the Ozzie 1st season DVD too. I F-ing love it !!!! I like hearing themtalk without all the F-ing beeps...much F-ing easier to understand the F-ing flow of conversation !!!

Squaredsc

Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 07:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
pamy, i f-ing saw your shout out. im f-ing here now if you need me, or post what you need in my f-ing folder.

Pamy

Sunday, March 23, 2003 - 07:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Square! I knew I could f-ing on count on ya!! I am off to your f-ing folder.....

Marameko

Tuesday, March 25, 2003 - 11:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Helllllllooooooooo anybody here ? Who left the f-ing door wide open ? Geezzzzzzz

Nathalia

Wednesday, March 26, 2003 - 03:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Chance I agree! Some of the words that were bleeped I thought were other words. Does that make any f-ing sense? Especially when they used the f-ing c word! Hope everyone had a great f-ing day.

Grooch

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 07:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
For Pamy. :)

KELLY OSBOURNE BLASTS MTV!


KELLY OSBOURNE has launched a scathing attack on MTV after the music channel reportedly refused to play the video for her new song, 'COME DIG ME OUT'.

The star of MTV's most popular ever show, 'The Osbournes', complained that MTV America only play a limited number of music videos a week and only care about commercialle successful acts.

She told the Antimusic: "MTV makes me sick to my stomach, when you’re hot, you’re hot. When you’re not, you’re not. MTV only play 35 videos a week, they used to be all about breaking new artists. Now, if you're not in a rap group, if you're not talking about 'I •••••• the cutest girl in school' or if you're not singing about skateboarding, you can't get played."

The potty-mouthed 18-year-old received a record contract with Epic after the successful first series of 'The Osbournes', but her album 'Shut Up' has sold only 134,000 copies in the US since its release in November last year.

In the same interview Osbourne said she knows she will never be accepted as a credible musical artist.

She said: "I honestly don't care if I sell any albums. People don't see me as an artist, they see me as a television star. And I don't care. I don't care if people take me seriously as an artist."

After the success of the first series of 'The Osbournes' in the US, which averaged six million viewers over 13 episodes, viewing figures for the second series fell from 6.6 million viewers in November 2002 to 3.3 million in January 2003. MTV still plan to air a third series of the show in the autumn.


Link

Grooch

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 07:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
'The Osbournes' shoot reel-life fishing episode

By DAVE STREGE
The Orange County Register


A curious photo hangs in the galley of the New Del Mar.

In a shaky scrawl, the photo is signed "To the New Del Mar: You are the best. Much love, Ozzy Osbourne."

One might expect a fish photo on a sportfishing boat, but a shot of Ozzy Osbourne? No bleeping way.

What the heck is a photo of the foul-mouthed rock star - and MTV reality sitcom sensation - doing on a Marina del Rey Sportfishing boat?

Seems that Osbourne, son Jack and a brother-in-law chartered the boat recently to make an upcoming episode of "The Osbournes."

The Osbournes go fishing.

The crew hooked up sculpin and short halibut and handed off the rods to the "actors," with a camera crew capturing every moment.

At one point, the brother-in-law asked skipper Ricky Carbajal to do something funny.

So Carbajal tied together three empty soda cans, hooked them to a fishing line, filled them with water and lowered them into the sea.

It's an old trick. The filled cans pulled by the current act like a fighting fish. Carbajal handed the rod to Ozzy.

"He was saying it was (expletive) heavy and (expletive) fighting hard and everybody was cheering him," Carbajal said.

Then up came the cans.

"He grabbed a fillet knife and was saying, 'I'm going to kill you,' " Carbajal said.

Jack amused himself by lighting some sort of explosives off the stern, until Ozzy put a stop to it, saying something like, "What are you, with the Taliban or something?"

In a tamer moment, deckhand Matt Hough bit the head off a sardine. It was an inspiration to Ozzy, who bit the head off one, too.

"If the show isn't canceled, that'll be on the air," Hough said of the sardine scene.

And if it is canceled, perhaps the episode could be sold to ESPN Outdoors.

Salmon sightings: The start of the local salmon season is Saturday, and landings in the Oxnard/Ventura region are excited by the prospects.

The water is an ideal 53-54 degrees, the area is teeming with anchovies and sportboats have been metering fish, according to Dave Holaday at Port Hueneme Sportfishing and Steve Lamb at CISCO's Sportfishing in Oxnard.

The purse seiners have found salmon in the nets with their catches of bait, another promising sign.

The last spot of fish was metered Tuesday just outside Channel Islands Harbor. The fish generally are found between platform Gina and the Deep Hole in waters between Oxnard and Santa Barbara. Sometimes they are even caught off Newport Beach.

The salmon limit is two of any species except coho (silver salmon), and the minimum size is 24 inches.

Turkey time: The spring turkey season opens Saturday, and success likely will depend upon where you hunt.

Poor-to-fair hunting is expected on public lands, with brighter prospects anticipated on private (pay-to-hunt) land, especially in San Diego County and the Central Coast, according to Outdoor News Service.

The limit is one bearded turkey per day, three per season, which runs through May 4.

Misdirected albacore: Mark Rayor, a divemaster in the East Cape, was going around town showing off photos of the albacore he caught offshore over the weekend.

Baja on the Fly reported the catch of the 32-pound longfin, saying a few albacore have been strung out from Golden Gate Bank on the Pacific side to Las Frailes on the Sea of Cortez side of the Baja tip - which is unheard of.

UFO explained: In case you're fishing or sailing somewhere between Seal Beach and Catalina Island next week, that is Adam Koch of Seattle on a surfboard-like object being pulled over the swells by a high-flying kite.

Koch, 24, is attempting to become the first person to officially cross the channel from Catalina to Seal Beach on a kite board.

He will try it sometime between Monday and Saturday when the wind is right.

Link

Grooch

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 07:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Osbourne brands Christina 'a p*ssy'

Kelly Osbourne has threatened to throw Christina Aguilera across a room.

The pair came face-to-face at a celebrity party when Christina confronted Kelly for bad-mouthing her.

But Kelly, who once branded the singer a "disgusting human being", says she won't back down.

She told this week's Heat magazine that during their meeting Christina spoke to her in US black slang "like she was from the ghetto".

Kelly added: "She was like "Yo girl, artists for artists, yo, why you been talkin' s**t?" I didn't understand a word she was saying. But I stopped saying things about her.

"Then she made out like she had started a fight with me, to make herself look cool. She's like a f*****g feather. I could pick her up and chuck her across the room.

"She's a •••••. She has a mouth on her, but she's all talk."

The girls fell out after Kelly's mum Sharon revealed her daughter had spat on Christina's car.

Kelly added: "I don't even know how it escalated after that. I think it's more the fact that we both like to be ••••••• than me really not liking her.

"She does have a beautiful voice. She just has a bad attitude to everything."

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Seamonkey

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 08:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
How did I miss an osbourne mention in The F-ing Register?? I guess if it was buried on the fishing page.. I tend to blitz through the sports section.. check to see what is on tv that day, check for tennis results or ice skating, sometimes golf.. and that's it.

Pamy!! Have a GREAT f-ing weekend!!

Pamy

Friday, March 28, 2003 - 04:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Grooch, I count on you for the f-ing Osbourne articles!
My work just put a f-ing Sniffer on our system at work! Now I will have to f-ing limit my time here until I can figure out just how much I can f-ing get away with!
Sea..You have a great f-ing weekend too! I am going to San Diego to see Suze Orman(the best financial helper ever!)

Max

Wednesday, April 02, 2003 - 10:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Some good f-ing news! :)

Sharon Osbourne cancer-free, says Ozzy
Wednesday, April 2, 2003 Posted: 10:50 AM EST (1550 GMT)

LONDON, England (AP) -- Sharon Osbourne is free of cancer after months of treatment for the disease, her rock star husband Ozzy said.

Ozzy Osbourne said he still feared his wife would fall ill again, and added that he'd been emotionally overwhelmed last year when her illness coincided with the success of their MTV reality sitcom, the music magazine Kerrang! reported.

"She's got no cancer in her body now, they tell me, but there's always a chance of it coming back," Ozzy Osbourne said. "She's doing great, but I must confess that I'm still worried about her."

Sharon Osbourne announced last year that she was undergoing treatment for colon cancer. The couple and their two children are the subjects of the hit MTV show "The Osbournes."

"With Sharon's cancer and the success of the TV show I lost it last year, I just freaked out," Kerrang! quoted Ozzy Osbourne as saying. "I think I had something like a nervous breakdown -- my nervous system just imploded. This is all too much for me sometimes."

Csnog

Wednesday, April 02, 2003 - 10:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I came across this while reading a British newspaper about the war.

Osbournes: New Year wedding


OSBOURNES IRELAND BOUND

The Osbournes are bound for Ireland in December when the eldest son of veteran rocker Ozzy gets married.

Louis, the product of Ozzy's first marriage, is tying the knot in Ireland on New Year's Eve.


The 27-year-old met fiancee Louise Lennon a year ago.

"We decided to move over to Ireland because Dublin is her home town," he told the Daily Star.

"We're planning our wedding at an Irish castle, but I'm not telling you where."

Louis, who is currently launching a new Midlands radio station, Jump FM, says he has little time for the showbiz life.

But, he lives in a flat at the Osbournes' Los Angeles mansion and is often seen in the background in the hugely popular MTV hit The Osbournes

Marameko

Wednesday, April 02, 2003 - 11:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I wonder why the f__ that don't acknowlege Louis, perhaps he is like Amy and wants no part of the f_ing show. I don't f--ing blame him.

Hello to all you f--ing f---ers. Ok back to work, I have cussed enuff.