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Nathalia

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 04:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This show just keeps getting better to me. I laughed so f-ing hard when Ozzy was looking for the lost cat in his eyeglass case. Hilarious!

Cinder

Thursday, July 17, 2003 - 06:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree Nathalia that had me f-ing LOL. I also liked when Ozzy said it was time for a "family feud" (Feud with the neighbors) Not sure what his exact words were.

Serate

Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 09:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't know if anybody heard it or not but Lulu the Chihuahua was killed by a coyote. Ozzy wrestled the coyote and saved Pipi. In another story it says they no longer let the dogs outside after dark.


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030716/140/e4b8d.html

Seamonkey

Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 10:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think they mean Minnie, who is clearly the favorite and is a pom..

Those little dogs are just sitting ducks for coyotes, even the cats are in big danger..

Myjohnhenry

Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 10:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Entertainment
07/19/2003 19:32:34 EST Osbourne's Chihuahua Killed by Coyotes


"The Osbournes" reality show has lost a member of the family.

Sharon Osbourne tells "Us Weekly" in its July 28 issue that her black Chihuahua, Lulu, was recently killed by coyotes that jumped a low fence at her home. "It's so heartbreaking," she says.

Osbourne tells the magazine the Osbournes' Pomeranian, Pipi, was attacked earlier this month, but was saved by her husband, Ozzy.

"Ozzy heard the screams and fought and got Pip out of the coyote's mouth," she says.

"The Osbournes" will return for 20 new episodes on MTV early next year. Filming at the family's Beverly Hills mansion will resume this fall, the network said earlier this month.

Seamonkey

Monday, July 21, 2003 - 09:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I should correct myself, I have no doubt that they have a pom named Pipi.. just know that the favorite is clearly Minnie.

I can see the coyotes back at their den puzzling about meeting Ozzy Osbourne: "Wiley, I F-ing can't believe it! I thought Ozzy would f-ing be on OUR side! Bats and birds, I thought he had all those f-ing little dogs around so he could bite them and f-ing thought he'd share".

And to Sharon: Electric F-ing Fence.

Realitynut

Monday, July 21, 2003 - 12:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
When I was watching the show last week and the first cat disappeared and then the second, I thought maybe they would quit letting the cats outside, but then the third cat disappeared. I know that dogs have to go outside, but cats sure don't. Although I don't know anyone there who would clean a litter box. Very heartbreaking that they are losing all their pets.

Another thing, in a previous episode when Sharon left town, she thought Ozzy and Robert would be there for each other, but each scene shows Ozzy trying to talk to Robert, and him just going out the door to the guest house, ignoring Ozzy. I thought that was pretty rude. I read somewhere after that, that the Osbournes had asked Robert to vacate the guest house, so they could concentrate on getting Jack healthy.

Theowl

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 10:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
PAMY!! WAKE UP!!

8 HOURS AND 31 MINUTES!!! HOOO HOOOO!!!!

Marameko

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 11:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I also noticed Robert being what I perceived to be rude to poor Ozzy, I hope he is gone if he is not appreciative of their help.
Also are the noisy tennis neighbors John MCEnroe or another McEnroe ?

Pamy

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 05:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Greetings from Las Vegas!!! They have internet access in the f-ing room!!!
Owl..I will have great luck tonite after seeeeing your f-ing wake up call!!! xoxooxox

Seamonkey

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Here's a F-ing Funny Url from the Smoking F-ing Gun.. for all of you who read this thread..

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/fword1.html

Pamy

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh Sea that is f-ing classic!!!!!! Leave it to a f-ing lawyer to come up with all that!!!

Cinder

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 03:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Its f-ing Tuesday. I will have to watch last weeks f-ing episode tonight also.

Cinder

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 07:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I am glad they f-ing stopped Ozzy from throwing the firecracker thing over. Ozzy seemed embarrassed being f-ing told not to do something :(, but poor fish and birds :( He's still funny.

Katbee

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 07:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I read that Ozzy's tour manager (or something) died. Is he the short blond guy (kinda looks like David Spade) who's always on the show with him?

Seamonkey

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 09:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I put in a request for 4 ticket to a taping of one of Sharon's shows in LA.. didn't bother to put in a date; they start in July.

If I get any I'll have three to f-ing share :)

Pamy

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 09:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pick me Pick me!!!!! Sea, I am still f-ing enjoying that smoking gun story!! RotFf!!
(ps ..Sea a TVCH oct 04 Long Beach get together is being planned!! It will be a f-ing blast!! I will have to practice saying 'f-ing' instead of the actual word!!)

Seamonkey

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 10:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy you were the first one I f-ing thought of..

I'm watching the show right now and I love the old sea chanties.. with their own lyrics.. "while the seagulls poop and fly"

Actually they had some f-ing great pelicans out there.

Then when someon caught the f-ing flounder (sole) and Ozzy is singing to it that it has soul.

And then he's going on about being out there with no ticks and just the guys and he calls -- Sharon.

Oct 04.. don't let me forget!! Long Beach is GOOD.. is this to do with Christy or just because??

Seamonkey

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 10:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Same F-ing Fish..

It's a bit like a shark.. the seal..

Jack.. it's a seal.

Ozzy getting a picture taken with the Pepsi can he caught.

F-ing A!!

Kathyb

Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 03:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I was reminded tonight of that episode from the past where Ozzie built the bonfire on the beach for Sharon and decided to fish using CHEESE as bait! Cracked me up - he must have gotten fish confused with mice.

Seamonkey

Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 04:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah for surf fishing in the ocean, that isn't likely to work.. in lake for some types of fish, people do use cheese and all sorts of stuff.

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Pamy, you have email!! the one in your profile.. if that isn't a good addy, email me..

Theowl

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 02:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I just watched last weeks f-ing episode, and I think I miss something. How many years has Ozzy been waiting to take his f-ing son fishing. Ummmm...I think I must have missed that. LOL!!!

Abby7

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 04:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Theowl: I almost posted the same f-ing thing! lol

hmmm. was it 2? I think I f-ing missed it too!

(I about died when he asked Sharon if she knew how many years and she responded dryly..."17" AND with a straight face)

Pamy

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 06:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sea..Got your email and responded.(note the christy thing happens in sept..details soon!)
My f-ing tape messed up(yeah, it was the f-ing tape, it couldn't have been me setting the wrong f-ing channel!!) so I haven't seen last weeks yet, I will catch it after the new ep. Tues.

Seamonkey

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 08:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh NO.. I hate f-ing tapes :)

I must call that number.. and I'm thinking my surgery has to be after BB and TAR are over :) so hope to get to the christy thing first too -- yes!!

But a small thing on either the most recent episode or very recent.. Kelly tells Sharon that Jack already has a tattoo.. Sharon not happy, bugging Jack and finally Jack says, OK.. I'll tell you.. and takes off his shirt and reveals on his back a small heart with "MOM", done in white and says he got it when Sharon was diagnosed with cancer. Oh course Sharon melts (and so do I)..