Archive through February 12, 2003
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Archive through February 12, 2003
Grooch | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 10:07 am     Mon 3 Feb 2003 11:16 SHUT UP LONDON! Kelly Osbourne has announced details of her first UK live date, dotmusic can report. The teen star, who has become a household name thanks to MTV reality show, 'The Osbournes', will play London's Electric Ballroom on February 19. Meanwhile, it's been reported that Kelly daughter of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne is to make her Broadway debut in Boy George's hit musical, 'Taboo'. According to Sky News, the British DJ recently met eighteen-year-old Kelly in the US and decided she'd be perfect to star in the US version of the show. Kelly Osbourne's new single, 'Shut Up', entered the UK charts at Number 12 yesterday. |
Grooch | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 10:09 am     Ozzy Warns Kelly: I'll Put You In Rehab February 1, 2003 Concerned parents Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are threatening to put their wild child daughter Kelly in rehabilitation if she doesn't quit drinking. The reality TV family have been arguing since Shut Up singer Kelly started living the rock 'n' roll life, with boozy nights out. Now, the 18-year old is in last chance saloon after she stopped breathing due to a particularly heavy drink session. She says, "My parents want to chuck me in f***ing rehab. They're like, 'If you come home drunk, or cause any more trouble, that's it! We're sending you away!' I'm like, 'You can't any more - I'm 18." And Kelly claims that her recent bout of ill health is not just due to partying - instead she claims to have a kidney infection. She says, "They say it's from stress, drinking too much and not getting enough sleep and all that. I thought I just had a back pain but I had to go pee in a cup and they're like, 'You've got a kidney infection,' and I had to take all these medicines and I'm in agony." |
Grooch | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 10:19 am     Here's a picture of Jack on a tv show.
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Jedisan | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:17 am     Is that Kylie Minogue on his lap? Look at that SMILE on his face. Great stuff. |
Grooch | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:18 am     I think she is a model called Nikki something or other. |
Pamy | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:36 am     I didn’t realize tonite was the last f-ing show this season!! I hope all you f-ers continue to post in here, I love this thread. During the off-season we can use this thread to talk about any f-ing thing!!! |
Marameko | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:48 am     So glad I came to this f-ing site I did not realize that tonight was the f-ing last night. I am going to f-ing miss the Osbournes <not> Let's all drink a toast \---/ to the f-ing Osbournes !! Pamy of course we f-ers will continue to f-ing post. This is way too much f-ing fun. Have a f-ing good day you f-ers ROFLMBBAO |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:12 pm     so tonite is the last f-ing show of this season. but there is still season 3 right? wow kelly f-ing dropped out of school in the 10th grade. why am i f-ing surprised. i f-ing think she does have a drinking problem. f-ing rock on ozzy!! |
Seamonkey | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:16 pm     Bummer about being the last f-ing show of this season!! jed.. <shrug> I love the f-ing Osbournes, not their f-ing ratings.. Kylie Minogue is going to record a duet with Ozzy I heard. Jack does have quite an evil grin!! Too funny. |
Conejo | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:18 pm     This f-ing season sure did f-ing fly the f-ck by! Will be f-ing looking forward to more f-ing Ozzy marathon f-ing reruns. F-ck yea we can use this f-ing thread to f-ing talk about f-ing any f-ing thing Pamy! |
Seamonkey | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:19 pm     Sharon, Ozzy, Kelly and Jack are all dropouts.. doesn't mean they aren't educated tho. And yes.. the serious note in all this is that I hope Kelly gets rehabbed in some way or another. |
Conejo | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:27 pm     Sea, something f-ing looks wrong with your f-ing post! F.  |
Seamonkey | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 01:05 pm     F-ng F key musta been f-ing broken.. |
Pamy | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 03:06 pm     You f-ers crack me up!! Whenever I am having a bad day I come here and I always feel so much f-ing better!!! MAX...where the F are ya??? |
Max | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 03:46 pm     I'm right f-ing here! Just got back from the ortho-f-ing-pedist. No more heavy f-ing plaster cast, instead I have this high-tech looking boot that I can take of and work at increasing the f-ing flex in my f-ing ankle. Still can't walk on it, though. Probably won't be able to until mid-f-ing March! The risk of long-term problems if I do walk on it now is just too f-ing high. Good news is that I now have a wheelchair and it rocks! I never realized how much f-ing fun it is to wheel around! Not that I'd wanna do it for f-ing ever, but at least my shoulders will soon stop their f-ing thobbing from using that f-ing walker. As for tonight being the last f-ing Osbournes of the season... F!!!! |
Pamy | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 04:07 pm     Max..I am so f-ing glad you are doing better!!! |
Ryn | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:15 pm     hey the F-ing WEDDING IS ON ON THE EAST COAST.. JACK!!!!! |
Ryn | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:20 pm     hmmm jack gets some and sharon finds the empty wrapper - lol f-ing a!!!!! |
Seamonkey | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:42 pm     ryn!! f-ing let it all OUT!!! So Jack listens to Mum and Dad.. |
Max | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 09:33 pm     Well, that was an f-ing nice renewal of vows. Did you see Ozzie trying desperately not to cry when Sharon read her personal note to him? It was f-ing sweet. Bittersweet, though, that he got so wasted. I continue to f-ing admire the F outta Sharon's attitude. She's absolutely wonderfun in how she deals with whatever comes up. Attitude is f-ing everything, people! |
Seamonkey | Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 09:59 pm     I f-ing love Sharon.. and Ozzy too. Show not on yet here and I'll be taping.. but can't wait to see the wedding.. |
Marameko | Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 06:08 am     Hello you f-er's ! |
Conejo | Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 06:33 am     Glad I finally f-ing got to see the f-ing wedding! I thought that Ozzy was going to f-ing break f-ing down and start f-ing crying. They were f-ing having a mini-f-ing marathon here in Ohio tonight, so I got to f-ing see the dog f-ing sh!t episode again. Max, be f-ing careful not to roll your f-ing wheels through and f-ing dog sh!t or you might f-ing spin-out in that new wheel f-ing chair!  |
Max | Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 07:25 am     Conejo, no f-ing dogs around here, so I should be pretty f-ing safe! |
Pamy | Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 08:28 am     I was f-ing balling like a baby during the wedding!! You could just feel the love. I agree that Sharon makes the best of any f-ing situation and never seems to lose it. She is remarkable! I thought Kelly looked pretty at the wedding. I was ROTF when Ozzy said his fingers were brown from wiping his ass!! LOL I see why Sharon was so f-ing pissed that that girl won the necklace, what a B!tch!! She couldn't even remember their f-ing names!!! |
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