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Car54

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 01:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
wow. That was like the voice of God, wasn't it?

Seamonkey

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 02:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
F-ing right, Car!!

Moderator, your excellency, we f-ing promise to be f-ing demure outside of this f-ing thread.. don't we, Pamy?

Rig

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 03:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Alright, what's it going to be? Is it "••••••" or "•••••••"? Also, will someone be allowed to say "•••• you" (in fun of course), or call the other thread participants "f-ers"? (edited because we missed one iteration of the F word in the censor program!)

ps. Looks like the board automatically made the decisions.

(c)

Max

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 03:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I pledge allegiance
to the Osbournes.
A thread I f-ing love.
And for the purpose
for which it stands
One thread,
One haven,
on TVCH where the f-word is allowed!

:)

Pamy

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 03:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL MOD!!! You made my f-ing day!!!! I promise to only F-around in this thread! Are we able to sh!t in other threads??
YEAH!!!!! We are f-ing special!!!!

Pamy

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 03:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Max, I just read your f-ing poem!
Sea..ya know I am always a lady outside this f-ing thread!!!
BTW..how did Rig get away with having the actual F-word spelled out and not red dotted in his last post???
I also think it looks better to NOT have it spelled out just like the show gets bleeped, we know what they are saying but for some reason it is funnier to not actually hear the words

Webkitty

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 03:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I haven't been to this f-ing thread in a long f-ing time, but that post by the Mod caught my f-ing eye! LOL. Car was right, it WAS like a voice from God!!

LOL Max! Love the F-ing poem!

Max

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 03:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The f-ing bleeping format is what makes it funny instead of mean. :)

Rig

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 03:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree with Pamy, the red dots are funnier than the actual words would be.

Azriel

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 05:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I missed the last 4 episodes when I moved to Singapore. I downloaded them from Kazaa and I just got through watching them. I f'ing cried when Ozzie was shaking with emotion while Sharon read her part in the ceremony. It was so f'ing sweet when Sharon ended it by thanking him for her babies. :)

Seamonkey

Monday, March 03, 2003 - 07:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I just f-ing watched Ozzy and Sharon on Larry King.. he seemed bemused but definitely taken with them.

Sharon looked f-ing great, but Larry told her to listen to Ozzy, after Ozzy said he wants her to slow down for awhile.

Episode three is "in the can".. and will air in, I think Sharon said June.. she can't see doing another right away , maybe ever.

She does plan to fly back and forth for Ozzfest, but Ozzy is worried about her.

Her talk show starts in September. Larry said it was to replace Rosie and Sharon said no one can replace Rosie (does this mean Caroline Rhea is toast??)

Larry got all excited about the watche Ozzy had on.. it looked huge and jewelled.. Ozzy said "but I can't tell the time on it"..

Azriel.. so f-ing glad you got to see the last episodes..

Adven

Tuesday, March 04, 2003 - 09:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I've never watched the f-ing show, which is a f-ing shame based on this f-ing thread. I've heard of Ozzie f-ing Osbourne and his f-ing wife, but those two f-ing brats are new to me. Looking forward to the next f-ing show.

Pamy

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 01:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I couldn't figure out why yesterday dragged by then today it f-ing hit me! No posts in here. I think if you like the Osbournes you will f-ing love the Family, airs tonite!!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 02:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I ordered the first f-ing season CD :) The uncensored one, even though Sharon claims that she and Ozzy prefer the bleeps.. (but Ozzy claims he doesn't watch.. interestingly he said to Larry King that if he watched too much of it, he'd end up possibly censoring his actions, and he didn't want to do that.

With the third season "in the can", Sharon doesn't really see a fourth season, and not for the next year for sure.. but we stlll have that third season to f-ing look forward to!!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 03:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just for Pamy to the tune of the West F-ing Side Story song:


Some F-ing Where (The Osbournes thread)

There's a thread for us,
A f-ing thread for us,
Peace and quiet and no one cares
Let us cuss
Somewhere

There's a time for us
a f-ing time for us
Time together
With time to spare
Time to curse
Time to dare
Someday

Somewhere
We'll find a new way of posting We'll find a way of word toasting
Somewhere

There's a thread for us
A f-ing thread for us
Click my mouse
And we're halfway there
Scroll my mouse
And I'll f-ing take you there
Somehow
Someday
Somewhere

SHAAARRRRON!!!


The original f-ng lyrics:

Somewhere"

There's a place for us
Somewhere a place for us
Peace and quiet and open air
Wait for us
Somewhere

There's a time for us
Some day a time for us
Time together
With time to spare
Time to look
Time to care
Someday,

Somewhere
We'll find a new way of living We'll find a way of forgiving
Somewhere

There's a place for us
A time and place for us
Hold my hand
And we're halfway there
Hold my hand
And I'll take you there
Somehow
Someday
Somewhere

Pamy

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 03:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Sea, that was toooo funny!!!!!!!! I am going to print it and frame it on my desk!!!

Fruitbat

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 04:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ohhhhhhhh good one Seamonkey.

Seamonkey

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 04:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
bwaaaaaaahaf-inghaaaaa!! I made Pamy forget the rules!!!

Pamy

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 06:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTF Sea!!!!!! You sure did!!! LOL I think that was the first f-ing time I ever forgot the rules!
I wish we had audio so I could hear Sea sing that f-ing song!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 07:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, I f-ing daresay that would be a letdown after AI..

We can always groupsing it ..

Chance

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
BRAVO SeaMonkey !!!!! You F-ing RULE !!!!

Car54

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 01:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From the NY Post:

SHUT UP! KELLY LEAVING HOME AND MOM'S A BLITHERING WRECK

By DON KAPLAN

Kelly Osbourne will be mom Sharon's neighbor.

March 12, 2003 -- KELLY Osbourne is leaving the nest.
The petulant daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne is on the verge of moving out of her parents Beverly Hills home, but she's not going very far - about five blocks down the road.

The 19-year-old has reportedly bought a multi-million dollar house in her parents' posh neighborhood and plans to move in next month.

Sources close to the deal say that Osbourne has yet to sign the final papers on the house.

But Kelly told Heat magazine that Sharon has been emotional since she told her she was leaving the nest.

"She's been a blithering idiot ever since I got the new place," Kelly said. "I bought it a couple of weeks ago and it's mine in ten days."

Kelly said the house may need some renovation before she moves in though. "I don't think I'll be moving in for a month because I have to put new bathrooms in. I'm not s--g in someone else's toilet."

An Osbourne spokeswoman could not be reached for comment yesterday on the house deal.

Kelly's move signals the end of era for the Osbourne family. There is just one more season left of their popular reality comedy "The Osbournes." The third season is slated to debut this June.

Kellys House

Marameko

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 07:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I feel so free coming up in here and typing any f-ing thing I want.How the h-ll are you f-ers ?
Hellllllllllo any f-ing body still posting here ?

Pamy

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 07:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I am still f-ing here!!!! Love this place!!
Marameko, How the F have ya been?? Have a great f-ing day!!!

Max

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 09:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Gee, that Kelly is one f-ing class act, ain't she? :)