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Rissa

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 08:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
My DH suggested last night that perhaps the twist is that one of the women is the real millionaire (namely he thinks it's Zora). The show has us looking for Joe's secrets and thinking of the women as gold diggers but that has thrown us off from looking at the women's backgrounds. LOL

Would be a shocker but doubtfull as it would mean that the show knew beforehand that Evan would pick the rich girl without knowing it.

Ginger1218

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I can't stand any of them. He is definitely a <>. He is weird looking. The girls are worse than the ones on the Bachelor. They are tacky. I think the only one with any thing going for her is Zora. The other two are catty <>. I think he is gonna pick Zora, just a feeling. Cause she is less impressed by his "supposed wealth"

I cannot believe I am even worrying about this. Jeez.

Rslover

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Could you believe that Melissa and Evan did not know what garlic looks like. Then he looks at it and he calls it onions. Now, granted it might have shallots, but (in that second) it looked like garlic to me. At that moment, they looked like they were a perfect match! LOL. I liked her earlier but seeing how catty and princess-like she really is as well, turned me off. Next to her Mojo wasn't even that bad.

Crazydog

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 10:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh it was definitely garlic, but it was a bunch of garlic with the shoots still attached. I had never seen garlic like this until I went to a farmers market - the "flowers" can actually be cooked and eaten and are very tasty.

Now granted, I probably would have been able to figure out that it was garlic, even if I had never seen the shoots. But you have to consider who we are talking about. Evan is as <> and Melissa isn't much better.

Has anyone noticed the way this <> opens champagne, by popping the cork and letting it shoot everywhere? So uncouth. It's like he's never had champagne before. Part of me wants the cork to richochet back and hit him in the face so he learns how dangerous it is.

Wiseolowl

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 10:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well it has just been reported on the Drudge Report and the Smoking Gun that our friend Sarah has an extensive history of apppearing in bondage films. Sorry my computer skills are such that I can't link you there. The Smoking Gun has a full array of her photos - tied up , gagged etc. There is no nudity.

Maybe this past acting experiece partly accounts for her adeptness with moans and grunts in the woods.

Muse

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 10:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
See, it doesn't bother me that Melissa or Evan didn't really know what garlic looked like. Or that Melissa didn't know how to cook. I'm not really a big fan of cooking myself, so I'd probably be clueless in a kitchen as well. :)

What *did* bother me was how fake Melissa is. She pretended to enjoy cooking, when really she seemed turned off by the idea of working (not just cooking - she never seems to like *anything* that involves work). And as for Joe...he seems like a hormone-driven <>. It's fine if he's not really into culture or doesn't know how to open champagne properly or identify garlic, but he seems selfish, <>, and rude. Not to mention kinda funny-looking.

Ark

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 10:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Maybe those moans and groans we heard the other night were Evan, trying to escape the restraints she'd put him in.

Whoami

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 10:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree with you Muse, on Melissa. Didn't she make some kind of crack about "when you have money, you get a maid, and they do the work." Something like that. Anyway, it left me thinking she fully expects to be waited on hand and foot. And the looks on her face when she hears someone else talking about kissing the guy, or having a good date! And then she's always complaining about her gifts. Obviously, to her the "thought" does not count.

Wilsonatmd

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 11:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
jeez....I mean, what rocks did Fox find some of these women under? Her choice to do those movies however...and apparently she was clothed in all her films.

Fox's news magazine "The Pulse" will be doing an interview with Evan and his parents on Thursday. If the interviewer looks vaguely familiar, you've probably been a reality TV fan since the beginning.....Kit Hoover, the reporter, was one of the cast members on the very first season of MTV's "Road Rules" way back about 8 years ago.

Lizadee

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 11:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Wiseolowl LOL
Did anyone see "Mojo" on E.T. last night when she seen some scenes of the girls talking about her behind her back ??
They were calling her a SL$$ !!(sorry didn't know I couldn't put that word on here)
It was Melissa and Sarah Now come on Sarah she should talk she needs to go pull the branches out of <>

Neko

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 11:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
O.o

Where do they find these people??

How come it seems, that for ANY reality show to be considered a reality show, there has to be someone who's done porn??
Wether it be hard,soft, or foot fetish...

Moderator

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Seamonkey

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I wonder about that sometimes, but I think there is a rule about not name calling, just disussing behavior..

Evan's behavior is disappointing.. like they couldn't find a construction guy with more polish? Of course they could.

Now off to TSG to check out Sarah. This news is the ONLY interesting thing to emerge from this horrible show..

Seamonkey

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/doc_o_day/doc_o_day.shtml

There's The Smoking Gun link :)

Not sure if that will work long, odd name..

Lizadee

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sorry (K)I am new to the boards
And this will never happen again I did go back and read the rules

Seamonkey

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That's really mild and low budget.. the gun is just wheezing, not smoking..

But.. wasn't his gift to her shoes??? He knows she likes shoes.. maybe he likes being tied up or feet?

Whoami

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Anyone catch that comment by Mojo as she was packing? "maybe I should have talked more." Ummmm, wasn't she the one who dominated the talk on the train? How could she possibly talk more?

Lizadee

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 01:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
IMO I really think she scared him off with the poem/letter or whatever it was that she gave him
also with the puzzle of her
I think the letter mentioned "Marriage" and "Money" I also don't think that any of these ladies are going to have any kind of lasting relationship with him IMO
I just think alot of this has gone to head

Crazydog

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 01:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Didn't she say something about how she knew she would be worth $1 million someday? That's when Evan knew she was just in it for the money.

Seamonkey

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 01:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Too funny that Paul had the puzzle at the end :)

Seamonkey

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 02:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I missed MOJO on ET.. was she wearing some silly hat????

Allietex

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 02:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I liked Melissa until I heard her say about Evan that she could handle him going to Hooter's and drinking beer because she could change all that. She obviously doesn't like him as he is. I am really disappointed in her because I thought at first she was really cute and geniune. Now I think the only really geniune one is Zora and I have my doubts about her. Oh well.

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 05:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
'Millionaire' Finalist Said Bondage Star
Wed Jan 29, 4:50 PM ET

NEW YORK - One of the three finalists in Fox's hit "Joe Millionaire" has starred in dozens of bondage and fetish films under a pseudonym, a Web site reported Wednesday.


Sarah Kozer, 29, starred in movies such as "Novices in Knots" and "Hogtied," and a foot-fetish film "Dirty Soled Dolls," according to the Web site The Smoking Gun.


The site said Kozer was clothed in her movie appearances, which included being gagged and hog-tied in a cheerleader's uniform. She also ties up other characters.


Kozer, one of a trio of women still hoping to land "Joe Millionaire" Evan Marriott in the Fox series, was shown this week sneaking off into the darkness for a tryst with him.


The series drew more than 20 million viewers on Monday, its biggest audience yet. Fox wouldn't say if it knew about Kozer's past before casting her.


"We don't comment on the personal lives of the contestants," network spokesman Scott Grogin said.


There was no answer to a telephone call to Kozer's Los Angeles home on Wednesday. The Smoking Gun said she wouldn't comment when reached by its reporter.


Kozer's occupation is described as "sales and design" on Fox's Web site.


There's no mention of her acting jobs, under the name Cindy Schubert, in Fox's brief bio. When asked "what is the wildest thing you've ever done?", she said there was a long list but picked backpacking in Morocco.


"Most of my `wild' things involve adventure and romance," she said.

Jhezzie

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 10:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmm...I guess "sales" involving creepy, low-budget videos, and "design" of restraints and gags? I think Fox throws these people in on purpose for ratings, lol.

Fruitbat

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 03:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Again the comment about Evan drinking beer. sheeeesh. What is wrong with beer and these women? They prefer a congac and smoking jacket perhaps?

The promo for the next show says he has another secret that will blow minds or something to that effect. I have been sucked into tag lines before I am not sitting on the edge of my seat but what could he be holding? Did he inherit that odd chateau? His last name is French I think.

Speaking of the chateau.......anyone notice how odd the interior looks. The bedrooms look like motel rooms and the wall covering in the halls, is it stone or what? The kitchen and dinning room could have been in any American middle class home. Maybe it is a hotel (Marriot?) and they just rented it for this. That is probably it.