Is Simon sexy or does he suck?
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Djgirl5235

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 05:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
lol Herm - I was thinking the exact same thing... but of course - we do share the same mind, don't we!

Hermione69

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 05:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes, we do. Frightening, ain't it! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo....

Jeep

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 05:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OK, I've stayed out of the AI threads, but I can't any longer. Simon is NOT sexy to me. The bad mood thing is wearing thin whether its real or put on. Ryan doesn't look any better to me. He's so full of himself! I bet he said his name 50 times last night. He must like hearing it.

Being sexy is more than just good looks as Clay proves week after week after week after week.....

Hermione69

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 06:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hi Jeep! Ryan is starting to look better to me ONLY in comparison to Simon. Please, suffer no misimpression that Ryan haunts my dreams. He is so NOT what I am attracted to, LOL! I still think about the Botox story every time I look at him!! And of course you know I am with you on Clay! He is welcome into my dreams anytime!!!! Oh, have I said that already? Am I getting redundant here?

Jeep

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 06:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
That's OK Hermione! Just keep saying that. I've enjoyed reading all your praises of Clay!

Fruitbat

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 06:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I still think Simon is sexy despite his attitude of late and his waaaaaaaaay too short haircut this week.

Ryan is growing on me too. He is skilled at what he does despite being cocky.

Grooch

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 06:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
<<I still think about the Botox story every time I look at him!! >>

LOL, Herm!

My sister and I watched the show last night and his forehead and we actually did see him be able to raise an eyebrow and we did actually see a forehead scrunch!

The botox must be finally wearing off.

Rabbit

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 07:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wow this sure is a big thread just to determine the sex of Simon. I got this from a book in my doctors office. I hope you find it useful.

Sexing A Patient

To identify the sex of a patient at a closer range, you must hold the patient upside down. If done correctly, this hypnotizes the patient and makes it easier to examine. I always recommend wearing a long sleeve thick cloth jacket to avoid getting scratched by the patient.
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doctor

Denecee

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 07:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL!!

I'm thinking that Simon is not having fun. He's pi$$ed off that the show is not going the way he wants it to.
When he smiles, he looks sexy. Unfortunately, he doesn't smile often enough.

Tabbyking

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 07:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i know you turn a patient upside down, but i thought it was just stamped on the bottom, 'girl' or 'boy'. will wonders never cease!

Fluff

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 07:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Simon sucks, plain and simple.

Bandit

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 07:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree, Denecee. His smile is very sexy, almost coy.

Brenda1966

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 07:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ryan is sexy. He grows on me week after week (or maybe I'm just ovulating).

Simon is physically not sexy at all to me (I think his lower body is unattractive). His confidence, cockiness, and arrogance give him a bit of a bad boy flavor that I guess can be sexy, but he's just not my type.

Can you imagine the look on Simon's face if the marine wins this? He'll cr*p his pants! LOL!

Hermione69

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 08:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
"(or maybe I'm just ovulating)"

ROFLMAOPIMP!

Djgirl5235

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 09:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ditto Herm!

Maris

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 10:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I like Simon more and more. That sideways look he gives the other judges is just great. Has Paula ever given a negative review of a performer???? and what is with that Dawg stuff? Go SIMON

Jenhavins

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 02:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I like the sideways look that Simon gives, but there are other things that just make me go ugggggh.

1. When he wears a tight shirt, he has the beginning of what are to become man breasts (not big ones but little tiny ones). All the push ups will not stop genetics.

2. When he has that side look, he also has the onset of Turkey Neck. The thin strip of flappy stuff that is between the chin and jets down to the neck. Just watch him when he turns to the side next time.

3. Dude man has ALL of his teeth capped. I know it is the latest rage (veneers) but these are thicker than veneers and they were done back in the late 80's guaranteed.

Like his opinions, don't like the look all that much.

Nathalia

Thursday, April 03, 2003 - 04:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Simon thinks he's sexy, isn't that all that counts? lol

Ccarter

Monday, April 28, 2003 - 12:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I think Simon is ADORABLE...lol. He is one of those guys who you either really love or really hate...and I think he loves it!

Sia

Monday, April 28, 2003 - 05:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I find nothing whatsoever appealing about Simon. He's mean and far too critical. He seems to enjoy hurting the feelings of the show's participants, and that's just not necessary.