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Conejo

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 12:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Max, how the f-ck did you break your f-ing ankle?
You didn't f-ing slip in any f-ing dog sh!t did you? Hope you are f-ing feeling better and f-ing wish you a speedy re-f-ing-covery.

Seamonkey

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 12:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Max, you poor f-er.. you need Ozzy's f-ing personal trainer.. he said one big thing he suggested for Ozzy was to get out of the slippers he shuffled around in and wear good athletic shoes.. the trainer has a section in the f-ing book that Pamy f-ing needs..

New episode tonight.. looked like a Kelly barfathon to me.. :(

Squaredsc

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
aww f! max. thats a f-ing shame. hope it f-ing heals quickly.

Max

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, I admit that I'm a f-ing klutz! Of course, if I was a rich m-f-er like Ozzy, this wouldn't have happened 'cause some other f-er would have been trying to clean my f-ing house! I was working at home so I could do stuff like laundry and cleaning. Took some boxes to the garage and <BOOM!> missed the f-ing step! Now, WHY I would suddenly be such a f-ing klutz is uncertain, seeing as how that's the ONLY way I go in and out of this f-ing house all the f-ing time! Anyway, it was a sound I'd heard before 'cause I broke my other leg 17 years ago just above the ankle in a fall on some OTHER f-ing stairs. I think maybe i need a house with nothing but ramps. F! Thank goodness I don't have any f-ing dogs to leave slippery piles of crap around. I can only f-ing imagine what I'd break then!

Hmmm...a Kelly barfathon sounds f-ing disgusting.

Conejo

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I f-ing know what you f-ing mean Max! I missed the f-ing top step leading to my f-ing deck about a m f-ing month ago and tumbled f-ing down five f-ing steps and landed on a really hard f-ing concrete sidewalk. Thought I had f-ing broke my f-ing leg and my f-ing shoulder. I'm still f-ing sore!

Pamy

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Conejo!!!!! Here I am, my job has kept too f-ing busy today!!!! I had a great Monday thanks to you f-ers!
AAAHhhh Max we f-ing missed you!!! No one can place the f-work inside a word like you do, you are fan f-ing tastic!!! I am so sorry about your ankle, hope ya heal real f-ing soon!!
Lol Sea, I can’t wait to read that f-ing book!!
Who the F were we supposed to remind to watch the f-ing show tonite???????
(This thread is such great g-ing therapy after a crappy day at work!!!)

Max

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 01:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, it's even better therapy than the pre-f-ing-scription the doc gave me! :)

Jhezzie

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 02:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You people are f-ing busting me up! How the f-k am I supposed to get anything f-ing done around here when you all keep f-ing around?

Seamonkey

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 10:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well.. I guess it was a brat-a-thon, not a barf-a-thon. I really think Jack may have caught headlice from Dill.. both are scratching now.. And Kelly trying to be Sara isn't a good thing.. as Sharon f-ing points out.

Jack & the guys watching the tele f-ing tubbies.. priceless.

Next week, the wedding..

Pamy

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 07:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OOOHHH Sea, good use of the F word!! "Tele fing tubbies' ROTF!!!!!!!
I taped it and only got to watch a little this morning, I was thinking the same f-ing thing about the head lice. That Dil guy makes me want to scratch. I will watch tape tonite and post more of my wonderful f-ing insights later

Max

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 08:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, F. Is it just me, or did it seem way too little too f-ing late for Sharon to tell Kelly, "Don't talk to me like I'm your friend. I'm your mother." Um, Sharon, honey, I love you, but it's way to f-ing late to start trying to control Kelly now.

Jack is so much more mature, despite his penchant for f-ing fart jokes and such.

Both Kelly and Jack have a unique knack for picking friends who seem one step away from living at the Salvation f-ing Army Shelter. I guess it goes along with all those stray f-ing animals the family keeps collecting. It's a f-ing theme.

Conejo

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 10:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, glad you f-ing finally found your f-ing way to this f-ing thread! I know what you f-ing mean, last f-ing Friday I was so f-ing busy at my f-cked up f-ing job that I didn't f-ing get much f-ing surfing done! LOL (I guess that's f-ing why it's called f-ing work)!

Pamy

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 11:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Conejo...find my way here??? I have been in this f-ing thread for months, it is my f-ing favorite!!!!!!!!

Max..I f-ing agree, my Mom would have slapped the sh!t out of me if I ever talked to her the way Kelly was last nite!

Seamonkey

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 03:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
But I am grateful that it was a brat-a-f'ing-thon instead of a barf-a-thon..

I'm happy to see that Sharon and her Dad seem now to be maintaining a relationship after all those years of estrangement.

The scarey thing about Jason Dill is that he was born in Costa Mesa and grew up in Huntington Beach.. my little town is jammed between the two.. eeeek.. I don't want any f-ing Dill connection.. (more f-ing facts from that book)

Pamy

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 03:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
WOW, Sea I f-ing didn't know that, ya know I grew up in Santa Ana(still work there) which is just a stone's throw from ya....How did a little weazle like Dil from OC wind up with the Oz clan??

Seamonkey

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 07:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
He was staying at a hotel near jack and kelly's school and Jack invited him home :) You f-ing need that f-ing book, Pamy!

Marej

Thursday, February 06, 2003 - 12:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Who are all those f-ing people in Sharon's house?
I know that one of them is the f-ing nanny Melinda, but who are the other f-ing people?

Pamy

Thursday, February 06, 2003 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ask Sea to look it up in her f-ing book! She is our new OZZY trivia queen!

Halfunit

Thursday, February 06, 2003 - 01:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's f-ing not me, and I'm not getting the f'ing money...

Pamy

Sunday, February 09, 2003 - 11:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Max..how's your f-ing ankle?? Remember tomarrow is Monday...and ya know what that f-ing means....

Max

Sunday, February 09, 2003 - 01:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, the f-ing ankle is doing really well. However my shoulders f-ing ache like he11! I'm representing the stereo-f-ing-typical female with no upper-body strength. :)

Monday means the organization expert is coming to my house to see what it will take to organize my office so I can actually find things. It's an f-ing disaster area right now!

Tuesday is what I'm f-ing waiting for. That's when I see the ortho-f-ing-pedics guy to find out how this f-ing ankle is really doing. :)

Jhezzie

Sunday, February 09, 2003 - 02:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bloody 'ell! There's a f-ing Osbournes marathon on. Now I can f-ing catch up. The only f-ing thing is, though, is that it looks like they f-ing staged more f-ing dumb things for Ozzy to f-ing do. It's really f-ing noticeable.

Marameko

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 08:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This site is so f-ing funny lately . I have tears in my f-ing eyes as I type. ROFLMBBf-ingAO
Who f-ing started this !!!

Pamy

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I think Max and I might be guilty of starting the f-ing rules of thread!!!
Max..glad your feeling a little f-ing better
Where the F is Sea with my f-ing Monday greeting!!!

Conejo

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 11:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
How's your f-ing Monday going Pamy? F-ing work sucks on Monday's. Can't wait to get the f-ck outta here!