Rabbit Rats Out Clay
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Rabbit

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 12:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
TVCH Exclusive Celebrity Interview


Clarksdale, Mississippi
Crossroads Junction of Highways 49 and 61
March 12, 2003

Rabbit: Ladies and Gentlemen lets give a polite TVCH welcome to our guest today, Satan Prince of Darkness. You sure are looking spry and dapper there Bub.

Satan: Thanks Rabbit, It’s been a good millennium so far and 2003 seems to be lining up splendidly. You look fabulous, as always.

Rabbit: Thanks Lucif. So, anyway there has been much speculation on how a slight Opie-esque guy like Clay Aiken could beller out with such a great singing voice, enhance his appearance almost weekly, and enchant and captivate throngs of female admirers. Do you know anything about this?

Satan: Aw Rabbit, There is no point trying to fool you. You already figured it out. Yes, Clay is a client.

Rabbit: Thank you for your candor and direct answer. Standard contract? Fame and riches followed by disillusionment, evil twist, then eternal damnation?

Satan: Well not exactly, My stint as a contestant on Big Brother 3 opened my eyes up to the marketing potential of TV. Now I am requiring my clients to wear a trademark.

Rabbit: Really what kind of trademark.

Satan: Well, I was going to use a pointed tail curled into a swoosh, but those jackals at Nike sued my ass off. So, I am going with my pointed ears.

Rabbit: Well I know this is a very busy time for you, so we’ll let you go. Want a TVCH t-shirt?

Satan: No thanks, I have one. By the way, has anyone ever said anything to you about how unusual it is to see a 6 foot tall, talking, typing rabbit who lives in a fancy house with a hot-tub and sauna and is irresistible to women?

Rabbit: Huh? Why no? What’s so unusual about that?

Spygirl

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 01:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
HAHAHAHAHAHA!


Wait!!


You have a hot tub? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Wargod

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 01:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Papa Hare, I miss your exclusives!!!

Hey Spy, why don't you hop in your car, swing by and pick me up and we'll go visit my papa...maybe he'll BBQ for us while we relax!

Spygirl

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 01:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wargod, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo on my way. I need to relax for a while

Fruitbat

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 02:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thats my boy, what a prince.

Hermione69

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Prince of darkness?

Spygirl

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hehehehe -- good call :)

Rabbit

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hermoine, Fruitbat is referring to her son, Prince Rabbit, not the aforementioned prince of darkness. She appreciates investigative reporting. At least I don't think I have a brother. Mum? Is there something I should know about?

Hermione69

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Uh oh.

Webkitty

Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 04:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Excellent reporting skills Rabbit! Kudos. I might add that it was rather clever how you worked in that tvch t-shirt question to Mr. S like that. Vewwry twicky Wabbit...<looks around suspiciously>

Djgirl5235

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 05:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No Rabbit, you don't have a brother, but you do have one ANGELIC sister!!!

Ginger1218

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 06:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL This is great. very witty

Karuuna

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 02:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Personally, i think this is a kruel rabbit-Konspiracy, trying to discredit my personal favorite Klay. After hearing Simon make disparaging remarks about Klay's performance, I am convinced now I know what's really going on.

Satan: 5 letters.
Simon: 5 letters.
Satan: starts with capital S, ends with n.
Simon: starts with capital S, ends with n.

Simon: extraordinarily good looks for his age, women love him even tho he's extraordinarily mean.
Satan: extraordinarily mean. No komment on the looks.

So c'mon Rabbit, who was that interview really with?

Kranky Karuuna

Hermione69

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
kute!

Webkitty

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oooooh! GOOD one Karuuna!!

Webkitty

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey Herm, we could use her in the Harry Potter thread, huh?

Karuuna

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Harry Potter thread? I may have to check that out! :)

Fruitbat

Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You are the only boy I have, bunnyhugs. :)