Rabbit Rats Out Clay
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Rabbit Rats Out Clay
Rabbit | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 12:34 pm     TVCH Exclusive Celebrity Interview Clarksdale, Mississippi Crossroads Junction of Highways 49 and 61 March 12, 2003 Rabbit: Ladies and Gentlemen lets give a polite TVCH welcome to our guest today, Satan Prince of Darkness. You sure are looking spry and dapper there Bub. Satan: Thanks Rabbit, It’s been a good millennium so far and 2003 seems to be lining up splendidly. You look fabulous, as always. Rabbit: Thanks Lucif. So, anyway there has been much speculation on how a slight Opie-esque guy like Clay Aiken could beller out with such a great singing voice, enhance his appearance almost weekly, and enchant and captivate throngs of female admirers. Do you know anything about this? Satan: Aw Rabbit, There is no point trying to fool you. You already figured it out. Yes, Clay is a client. Rabbit: Thank you for your candor and direct answer. Standard contract? Fame and riches followed by disillusionment, evil twist, then eternal damnation? Satan: Well not exactly, My stint as a contestant on Big Brother 3 opened my eyes up to the marketing potential of TV. Now I am requiring my clients to wear a trademark. Rabbit: Really what kind of trademark. Satan: Well, I was going to use a pointed tail curled into a swoosh, but those jackals at Nike sued my ass off. So, I am going with my pointed ears. Rabbit: Well I know this is a very busy time for you, so we’ll let you go. Want a TVCH t-shirt? Satan: No thanks, I have one. By the way, has anyone ever said anything to you about how unusual it is to see a 6 foot tall, talking, typing rabbit who lives in a fancy house with a hot-tub and sauna and is irresistible to women? Rabbit: Huh? Why no? What’s so unusual about that? |
Spygirl | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 01:00 pm     HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait!! You have a hot tub? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  |
Wargod | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 01:38 pm     LOL Papa Hare, I miss your exclusives!!! Hey Spy, why don't you hop in your car, swing by and pick me up and we'll go visit my papa...maybe he'll BBQ for us while we relax! |
Spygirl | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 01:57 pm     Wargod, I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooo on my way. I need to relax for a while  |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 02:10 pm     Thats my boy, what a prince.  |
Hermione69 | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:06 pm     Prince of darkness? |
Spygirl | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:11 pm     hehehehe -- good call |
Rabbit | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:13 pm     Hermoine, Fruitbat is referring to her son, Prince Rabbit, not the aforementioned prince of darkness. She appreciates investigative reporting. At least I don't think I have a brother. Mum? Is there something I should know about? |
Hermione69 | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 03:26 pm     Uh oh. |
Webkitty | Wednesday, March 12, 2003 - 04:05 pm     Excellent reporting skills Rabbit! Kudos. I might add that it was rather clever how you worked in that tvch t-shirt question to Mr. S like that. Vewwry twicky Wabbit...<looks around suspiciously> |
Djgirl5235 | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 05:42 am     No Rabbit, you don't have a brother, but you do have one ANGELIC sister!!! |
Ginger1218 | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 06:02 am     LOL This is great. very witty |
Karuuna | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 02:25 pm     Personally, i think this is a kruel rabbit-Konspiracy, trying to discredit my personal favorite Klay. After hearing Simon make disparaging remarks about Klay's performance, I am convinced now I know what's really going on. Satan: 5 letters. Simon: 5 letters. Satan: starts with capital S, ends with n. Simon: starts with capital S, ends with n. Simon: extraordinarily good looks for his age, women love him even tho he's extraordinarily mean. Satan: extraordinarily mean. No komment on the looks. So c'mon Rabbit, who was that interview really with? Kranky Karuuna |
Hermione69 | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:02 pm     kute! |
Webkitty | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:10 pm     Oooooh! GOOD one Karuuna!! |
Webkitty | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:12 pm     Hey Herm, we could use her in the Harry Potter thread, huh? |
Karuuna | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:19 pm     Harry Potter thread? I may have to check that out! |
Fruitbat | Thursday, March 13, 2003 - 03:43 pm     You are the only boy I have, bunnyhugs. |
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