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Pamy

Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 02:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
...with Walmart clothes........But I still f-ing love her spunk!
BTW..welcome newcommers to this thread, we have rules for this thread, well, really only 1 rule but we all f-ing abide by it!!!

Webkitty

Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 03:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bat, the Osbournes is repeated on MTV day and night, so if you don't want to stay up that late on Tuesdays, you can still see it.

I have to agree with you here. Cancer spreading to the lymph nodes is not good. I was surprized to hear that she has signed to do a talk show next year. But, if anyone can f-ing beat this I will bet on Sharon.

ROTF Car!! I thought the same thing about Kelly's hair!! I wonder if she does were wigs, the color changes several times in one show it seems.

Grooch

Friday, December 06, 2002 - 01:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This interview kind of depressed me. It's from Rolling Stone.

Kelly Osbourne

In 2002, she spent $75,000 on a watch, wrestled her brother, got a boyfriend and made an album

Sharon and Ozzy osbourne's middle child, eighteen-year-old Kelly, is her mother's daughter: a wickedly funny, brutally honest, pint-size, potty-mouthed spitfire. An unlikely candidate for America's sweetheart, and yet, as The Osbournes became MTV's highest-rated show ever, Kelly became famous for simply being herself. Before the year is up, she will release her debut album, Shut Up, which she calls a mix of Iggy Pop, Hole and the Go-Go's. "I know that if I wasn't Ozzy Osbourne's daughter and I wasn't on TV, this album would be taken way more seriously," she says. "Because of those things, I will never be considered a serious artist. That kind of shit really doesn't bother me, though. I did it for me."
What was the best day of your year?

The weekend after the show came out, me and my mom were walking down the street, and it just hit us like a ton of shit -- like, "Oh, my God, this thing really did work." One day we were normal, and the next day we were the most famous family in America.

What was the worst day?

The day I did the photo shoot for Teen People. I was really tired and we were running really late, and I got in a fistfight with my brother, and I was hysterical. I don't like doing photo shoots with him, because he tries to be really funny and cocky, but always at my expense. And I'll try to keep my mouth shut, but then I'll come out with something, and everybody will look at me like I'm the •••••••. He had a broken elbow at the time, so he couldn't fight back. I had big, huge biker boots on, and I was kicking the shit out of him, but I didn't care, because I was so mad.

Was it your worst fight ever?

No, the worst fight we have ever got in was during Ozzfest two years ago. Jack was drunk and I was drunk, and I was antagonizing him. He punched me so hard I had fist bruises all over me for three months. He doesn't hit me anymore because he realizes it's not like when we were kids and he'd hit me and it would just sting for a few seconds. Sometimes he does this thing called a horse bite where he'll grab your thigh really hard and pinch it. It hurts so bad; it gets you and you're down for a good five minutes.

How was it shooting the second season of The Osbournes?

We've become such good friends with the crew. It's like they're our family and you can tell them to •••• off and really mean it, and they'll get the picture. Everyone says, "You only did it for the money." Well, ••••, yeah. If someone was throwing money at you to have a camera shoved in your face, you'd do it, too. But I won't do a third season. You have to quit while you're ahead. I want to be able to walk around in my underwear and not be like, "Oh, shit, there's a camera there."

What was your favorite record this year?

I haven't heard anything that great this year. I'm not impressed. I just think everything is so safe. I'm sick of the "the" bands, if you know what I mean. People are going to get sick of that "I'm so cool, don't even touch me" attitude. That's not what people can relate to, because no one is that cool.

It's style over substance.

I think people need to start listening to music more and paying less attention to appearance. I'm sorry, but speaking of that, Rolling Stone haven't put a fully clothed woman on the cover in God knows how long. Christina Aguilera looks like Jay Leno in your last issue. It's not as if she's an ugly girl. If she wore less makeup, I think she would be pretty. But she looks like Dee Snider from Twisted Sister at all times. At least Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pretty. At least she didn't look like a teenage boy that had a sex change.

What do you think will happen next year?

You know what I've noticed? Pop singers are trying to become rock singers. Nick Carter is a bad parody of himself. He looks like the Saturday Night Live skit of himself. He's turned rock and has a band now. You know whose fault it is? Pink. She reinvented herself as a rocker, and now everyone thinks they can do it. Pink isn't rock. That's like saying Avril Lavigne is rock. That's not ••••••• rock. I get what people see in her, though. She's cute. If she's trying to be rock and she says her idol is Johnny Rzeznik, I don't think she'll get very far.

She thinks he's cute.

Ugh. Ugh. I'm gagging. Please. He just reminds me of an old man who sticks his hair in his face. My mom used to think he was hot, though.

When did you record your album?

I recorded over the summer, and it was really hard because I had to move to New York and leave my mom at the height of her illness. I was like, "Mom, I can't do this," but she was like, "You have to go on with your life."

Did it end up being a good distraction?

Yeah, it really was. In a way it was bad, because I got so used to saying, "Yeah, my mom's fine, she's doing great," and then I got home and it was like, "Oh, ••••, she's really not OK right now." It •••••• with my head for a while. But they changed her chemo around, and it's almost as if she doesn't have an illness, other than she gets tired sometimes.

What fun stuff did you do in New York?

I was going out every night, and it was getting bad. The record-company people had to sit me down. The guy at the record company, Steve Barnett, he was at the hospital holding my mom's hand because my dad passed out in the waiting room when I was being born. They've known me my entire life, so they look after me. They would give me talks, like, "You need to stop going out and drinking."

Did you do much shopping in New York?

I did. I spend so much money it's not even a joke. I'm really bad when it comes to makeup and beauty products -- face washes, body lotions, stuff I never even use. It's rarely ever that my mom will even get me to get in the shower, let alone use any of those products.

What's the most extravagant thing you bought this year?

I bought a $75,000 watch. I had just got my first check from MTV. I'd never bought myself anything. It felt so good to pay for something so expensive with my own money. And seriously, I wore it every day for, like, three months. Then one day I was like, "Oh, shit, this thing really is expensive and I'm afraid I'm going to ruin it." So now I have it locked up in this cabinet built into my bedroom wall, and I'm terrified anything is going to happen to it.

Do you get a lot of free clothes?

I do, but most of it is shit. I get some cool stuff, but a lot of people think I'm really fat, so they send me stuff that doesn't fit me.

And you're like, "•••• you!"

No, I don't care. At least I always have a gift to give someone on birthdays. Just wrap it up and it's like, "Look what I got you!"

Are you going out with that guy in the Used?

Yeah, his name's Bert. It's a really funny story, because I had that record and I listened to it every day. But I didn't know what any of them looked like. One day during Ozzfest, he came up and started talking to me. I had told my friends I thought he was hot, but I didn't know he was in a band. I thought he was a roadie. It's hard, because I always promised myself I would never date anyone in a band. Because I've grown up around it my whole life. When there are bands on Ozzfest, you become friends with them and their girlfriends. And I've seen so many of them get hurt and still go back for more. I would never put myself in that position -- I really like him, so I'm willing to give it a chance. But anyone I date, I'm like, "You've got one ••••••• chance, and if you blow it, tough luck."

What's the longest-term boyfriend you've ever had?

Eight months. I never have boyfriends, ever. I never even picture myself that way, because I get sick of people so easily. And I'm really mean in relationships. I'm such a •••••. I start arguments and then they'll turn around and say something mean, and I'll make it look like it was their fault all along. Oh, but all of [Bert's] fans absolutely hate me.

You think so?

Oh, I know so. They see him as the sex symbol in the band, and they have a lot of female fans. And they just think I'm retarded and disgusting and fat and ugly, and they tell me they don't like me. I find it really funny, because all my fans don't like Bert. I did an in-store in Australia, and this kid had a shirt on that said, •••• bert. Date me.

Which of your hairstyles this year did you like best?

The one I have now. I found this vintage Vidal Sassoon book and combined two haircuts from the Sixties. One is the bowl cut the Beatles had. The other is a V-shape that comes around to the side of my chin. I'm going to keep it black for a while. My hair grows very quickly. I have to dye it every two weeks. My hairdresser can't believe after all the bleaching and dyeing that my hair doesn't feel like pubic hair. He says I have the healthiest hair he's ever seen.

Are you and Jack competitive at all?

I didn't think we used to be. But you have to look at it this way: My brother has been in the spotlight his whole life. Everybody has always known him as Ozzy's son. I was never noticed. Now the tables have turned. He would never voice that to me, but I can tell. He's one of those people that never really asks for the attention, but he ••••••• loves that all these girls come up to him. If it stopped, I think he'd question it.

If you had to sum up the year in five words . . .

Pretty ••••••• good. That's only three. You should say, "Five words or less," that way it doesn't make anyone look like a retard. Has there been any good gossip on me? I haven't heard any good gossip on myself in a while. Other than the fact that I got in trouble in Australia for drinking underage.

I haven't heard anything, no. Start a rumor about yourself.

That's just trying too hard. You have to just wait and see if something sticks to you.

JENNY ELISCU
(RS 911 - Dec. 12, 2002)

Car54

Friday, December 06, 2002 - 01:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well isn't she special.

Webkitty

Friday, December 06, 2002 - 02:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
She's no Sharon, that's for sure.

Seamonkey

Friday, December 06, 2002 - 08:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sharon was no Sharon at 18, either :)


I'd rather hear this than denial a la Whitney Houston.. who is twice her age.

Max

Friday, December 06, 2002 - 09:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Now why did they have to go and f-ing insult my girl Sharon by saying Kelly is just like her. F them! Kelly is a spoiled brat at times and seems to have been in full f-ing brat mode for this interview.

Kelly is going to learn the f-ing hard way that the folks you F with on the way up are the same ones who will be laughing at you when you fall back down. She better learn quickly to be a bit more gracious in interviews or she won't last long at all. Once the show is over and the Os-f-ing-bournes are out of the limelight, her 15 minutes will be up.

Fruitbat

Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 05:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The course language from Ozzy and Sharon is endearing and funny. It does not translate the same from the kids. I think Kelly is going to be a real beauty when she matures. I do hope both she and Jack see that they have to get their own styles and not just be clones of their parents.

Pamy

Saturday, December 07, 2002 - 11:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I also am taking into account the interview was for Rolling Stone, their interviews/articles tend to be more f-ing raw than other publications.

Back2reality

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 04:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
"I know that if I wasn't Ozzy Osbourne's daughter and I wasn't on TV, this album would be taken way more seriously," she says. "Because of those things, I will never be considered a serious artist."

She's got it totally wrong. If she wasn't Ozzy's daughter, the album probably wouldn't have gotten ANY consideration.

just my opinion..of course

Seamonkey

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 12:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think there is truth in both sides of that statement. Many times the children of celebrities actually hide the association because they are afraid that people won't take them seriously.

I think the girl can sing, she's putting herself out there, taking opportunities that come along and more power to her! She puts a positive spin on things, but that's what it takes sometimes, with all the negativity that undoubtedly comes her way.. (even here, and this board is exceedingly kind).

Others try to sleep their way to the top, or almost kill themselves with anorexia or high profile dating or marrying their much older agents or svengalis..

Besides, Pamy and I like her and that says it all.

LOL

Pamy

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 01:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sea is so f-ing right!!! I must post my disappointment that the rules are not being followed in this thread lately, where's Max to get this thread back on f-ing track!!

Max

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 03:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm too f-ing busy to keep track of you f-ers and make sure you're following the guide-f-ing-lines!

Fanny

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 04:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Woohoooooo! Anyone doing a f-ing countdown for tonight's show? I need to check the listings so I can get my VCR set up...it's probably on the same time Judging F-ing Amy is on.

Nicoleme

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 06:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
has any one bought kellys F-ing CD?

Pamy

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 06:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ahhhhhhh, I f-ing feel so much better!!! You f-ers are the best!!!!!!!!

Hippyt

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 07:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy,I'm going to come over to your house and wash your f-ing mouth out with soap!

Nicoleme

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 07:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
the show was f-ing hilarious tonight! i loved it!!!


(i almost forgot to NOT put in the u-c-k up above)

Webkitty

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 08:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Why didn't Kelly just have some new "knickers" sent up to her room when her luggage was lost?

I felt embarrassed for her when that German girl wanted her to sing, geesh! And then she had to listen the girl sing some of her song. The price of celebrity.

I thought it was cool how people were just yelling Hey Ozzie! as they went by in Malibu. They didn't bother him, just gave him a friendly shout out.
And he was so nervous asking the fire department about the permit, poor thing.

Sharon seemed vulerable in this episode, she must not have been feeling well. It must have been hard for her to get up and get dressed going through the chemo and all.

Jack is hilarious in his own quite way. The poor thing is such a dork now, but I think he will be a power to be reckoned with later.

Seamonkey

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 09:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'll have to watch when it reruns but I would absolutely think Sharon was having to make a huge effort at that point..

Kady

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 10:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It was so great for Kelly to be able to sing on that show(dang, I forgot the name of it) that she had watched all her life. It was cool to see the clip of Ozzy on it 30 years ago. You know Sharon would have made that trip to England to be with Kelly if she could.

Wow, Jack is gonna be on Dawson's Creek. How cool is that? He is such a nerd but a lovable one. Hehe, he had to get up early to make his casting call. I know that about f-ing killed him.

Ozzy making the bon fire for Sharon was so sweet. I really thought the tide was gonna wash it out though. And fishing with cheese. Ozzy just cracks me up. I always miss so much do to my laughing that I have to watch the episodes 3 or 4 times to catch everything. :)

Seamonkey

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 11:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
His Dawson's Creek appearance was perhaps 5 minutes :)

Actually many fish adore cheese. Not surf about surf fishing with it tho.

I f-ing love Sharon's laugh!! When she said they were fishing for Moby Dick..

I still didn't see all; I was watching Taken and flipping to MTV during commercials..

Max

Tuesday, December 10, 2002 - 11:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's "Top of the Pops" Kady. :)

The best part of the f-ing show was Ozzy making that fire. What a sweet-f-ing-heart he is to Sharon!

Pamy

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 - 08:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree about the knicker thing. I don’t have as much money as they do(yet!!)but I would not be washing the same f-ing panties every day!!! I couldn’t understand why they didn’t go shopping and just buy some.
I also agree Sharon looked drained but God love her she still had a smile and funny words for everyone. I am so happy the did this show cuz I now think Ozzy’s legacy will not be biting a bat but it will be that he had such love for his wife and family.

Webkitty

Wednesday, December 11, 2002 - 08:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, you are so right about Ozzy's legacy. Nice thought