Archive through January 21, 2003
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Archive through January 21, 2003
Kady | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 10:57 am     Does anybody f-ing know just how many dogs and cats they have running around that f-ing house? Just give me your best guess, I've lost count!! |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 11:36 am     The number of cats n dogs seems to be growing, I'm glad they aren't into f-ing Irish Setters!! (IS not being the largest of the dogs but quite a combo of large, gangly, active, sometimes hyper and hairy) The ugly one belongs to the blonde assistant. I loathe Dill.. he apparently does have his "profession" of skateboarding that may support him at times, but he's just the bottom of the barrel. I think Sharon absolutely wants to be at the center of any business stuff, including Kelly's band. I'm in awe of Sharon; there is NOTHING good to say about having chemo but she's just amazing. Something fun happened yesterday.. there was an envelope in my mail that said photo do not bend and was from a fanmail organization. I was mystified but when I opened it there was a signed 8 x 10 of Sharon!! Back when she was diagnosed with cancer I got their po box addy from the osbourne email I get and sent her a get well card (actually it was a card with some cat art (of not by cats) and I just wrote what I was feeling.. and this photo came with a lovely form letter from Sharon to all of the people who had wished her well at that time. Totally unexpected.. certainly a smart move business-wise, but, still very nice. Totally brightened my f-ing day! |
Fluff | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 11:47 am     Time to make some f-ing room for Fluffy. I like it over here. Nice to escape from the f-ing political fussing. |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 11:49 am     Welcome back, Fluff!! Sit down and hold a f-ing dog |
Fluff | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 12:06 pm     *plopping on a big f-ing sofa* |
Squaredsc | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 12:33 pm     that f-ing great sea. i again missed the f-ing show. by the time i turned to it it was showing last weeks repeat f-ing again, where ozzy is exercising to bette midler. i f-ing love him. and yeah how many animals do they f-ing have? can you imagine how much f-ing sh!t they have to clean up? f-ing amazing. yep, kelly can't f-ing sing worth sh!t. they should have just has her f-ing lip sync. |
Fluff | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 01:29 pm     Yes, she is f-ing awful. She should be banned from the music industry. J/K cuz there are f-ing plenty like her. |
Sar711 | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 01:34 pm     I read somewhere that they are up to 10 f-ing dogs and 5 cats...the vet bills must be astronomical !!! Plus that dog needs to be neutered and the rest of the animals need therapy!That is so COOL Seamonkey that you heard back from Sharon and it just demonstrates how clever and nice she is...also I concur Kelly can't f-ing sing !!! |
Webkitty | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 01:41 pm     Seamonkey, that is f-ing awesome! I agree, the cats and dogs are taking over the f-ing house! (they have some pretty kitties though) Anyone else notice that Kelly is always yelling at them to SHUT UP!? I am so glad Sharon took over and nixed that friend of Kelly's from the drummer position. She could have been a clone of Dill, all she did was mumble f-ing nonsense, and she couldn't play worth sh!t. |
Denecee | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 02:10 pm     F--k, I missed last nights show!! I was watching a re-run of the show and had to laugh when they showed Kelly sucking her thumb while sleeping. I f-king want to see more of Ozzy!! |
Weenerlobo | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 04:09 pm     Just caught last nite's show. Dill is disgusting and I'm glad he left so quickly. The "fight" between him and Jack was so uncomfortable to watch, especially since it seemed like they were trying to get each other's f-ing pants off! I laughed so hard when Kelly told her manager that the tempo was off becuase of the guitar player and not her friend the crappy drummer. Well, at least Kelly is a loyal friend. I can't believe how many f-ing animals are in that house; and I love animals! |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 05:18 pm     The oversexed dog may be neutered.. I've even see females get into that annoying humping.. well even Anna Nicole's obnoxious Sugarpie.. that was funny when someone last night said, I think it was Sharon, said they should send that dog to Anna Nicole.. I agree about the Dill/Jack roughhousing being uncomfortable to watch.. |
Pamy | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 06:11 pm     Sea..that is so cool. Sharon is such a classy f-ing lady! God love her, you would never know she was in pain, I just love her more everytime I see her! Welcome SAR711!!!!! I am so glad you joined us and very f-ing impressed that you followed the rules!!! |
Puttergirl | Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 06:18 pm     I don't know about you f-ers, but I don't think that f-ing dog really "entered" that f-ing cat. The f-ing cat looked way too f-ing cool about it all. I agree with all about Sharon, she is f-ing cool! |
Conejo | Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 06:19 am     I think they should have that f-ing dog and Dill neutered - this would eliminate the possibility of either one of them having "litters"(if you could find a vet willing to "work" on Dill). Kelly, SHUT UP! |
Seamonkey | Thursday, January 16, 2003 - 10:22 am     Neutering Dill would be a wildly popular episode. Pay-per-view, even The cat was lying down and I cannot imagine any cat putting up with penetration of any sort unless it was in heat and then you'd be seeing and HEARING about it from the cat!! That dog needs prozac. |
Willsfan | Saturday, January 18, 2003 - 10:11 pm     Jack and Dill wrestling...eewww I thought it was a put up job by the cameramen. Cause they both looked too drunk to actually know what they were doing. I figured the camera crew told them to "play" fight then stood back and laughed at them. Now I don't know. I agree with the rest of you guys - it was uncomfortable to view. I bought Ozzy's No More Tears CD recently and I find it hard to believe the man singing on this album is the same one that wanders around his house stooped over and mumbling. I enjoy listening to this CD so much that I'm going to have to break down and buy another one. That's so funny because before the Osbourne show came on MTV I wasn't that much of a fan. |
Abby7 | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 04:05 pm     Kelly and Ozzy were on Howard Stern last night on "E". It was good. Some highlights: (nothing is a quote,I'm just going by memory) Howard started off by saying how sorry he was about Sharon and how Sharon really needs just to stop all she is doing and just rest. Ozzy agreed and said, "Sharon are you listening". Howard then said her doing a talk show is not a good idea, she needs to just rest her body. Kelly didn't agree saying that Sharon just couldn't let cancer stop her life. Ozzy was really hard to understand (nothing new, I know, but really bad this time). ( I think the drinking is making his speech worse even though I don't think he had been drinking..it was very early in the morning and he didn't look drunk at all). He could get out maybe 3 words then all mumble, then maybe the last 2 words of a sentence. Howard mentioned to ozzy that he thought the drinking had stopped. Ozzy said, well get in my mind a day...he said it was too hard not to drink with having to see Sharon so sick. He said he would gladly give up all their millions if it would just bring back her health. It was sweet. I was happy that Howard called Kelly on everything she has reportedly said. He brought up her appearance on the jay leno show ( how she just plopped on the couch with her feet up). She whined about that saying: I was tired and he wasn't talking to me anyway. I don't care. Big deal. He then read through a list of about 10-15 things she "has said" about different people. First she said, don't...my mom will get mad at me. So, he said I'll just read what it says you said ,and you tell me if it's true. Most of the things were true and Kelly justified it in a bratty way IMO. That's just a quick summary and everything is paraphrased but you get the idea and sorry about the grammar....I'm in a hurry. OFF TOPIC, BUT speaking of Howard, I read about a year ago (only found one article on it) that his ex-wife Allison got re-married to a very wealthy man (I think he was referred to as King of the Garment District/NY). Did anyone else ever read anything on this. I was surprised she remarried so quickly. I've seen Howard's girlfriend on his show. |
Halfunit | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 04:09 pm     I just posted an f-ing link in the f-ing commercial thread that has Kelly and Jack doing an f-ing commercial during the superbowl. It looks pretty f-ing funny if you want to f-ing watch it. If you don't, f off. |
Abby7 | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 04:16 pm     Ohhh f-me! I just f-ing realized I f-ing forgot to f-ing say f#ck in my f-ing long post. I hope this fing post fing makes up for my fing post. I fing apologize. |
Halfunit | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 04:17 pm     The f-ing commercial is going to be on ET so f-ing change your channel and catch this f-ing one! |
Fanny | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 04:24 pm     I f-ing saw your link, Half f-ing Unit, and that f-ing commercial looks to be f-ing hilarious! |
Max | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 05:45 pm     Halfunit, you f-ing make me laugh, you f-er! LOL |
Pamy | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 06:01 pm     Half/Fanny/Max/Abby..ROTFF-ingLMAO!!! Thank Goodness for this f-ing thread!!! It makes my day!!! I love you f-ers!!!! |
Hippyt | Tuesday, January 21, 2003 - 07:42 pm     OMG,Seamonkey and all the f's! I'm telling everyone in Design thread about your potty mouth! Kelly has turned into a screaming f-ing shrew! She wanted the fame,now she's turned into a big whiny puss! Acccccck |
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