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Grooch

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 10:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Mon 3 Feb 2003 11:16
SHUT UP LONDON!

Kelly Osbourne has announced details of her first UK live date, dotmusic can report.

The teen star, who has become a household name thanks to MTV reality show, 'The Osbournes', will play London's Electric Ballroom on February 19.

Meanwhile, it's been reported that Kelly daughter of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne is to make her Broadway debut in Boy George's hit musical, 'Taboo'.

According to Sky News, the British DJ recently met eighteen-year-old Kelly in the US and decided she'd be perfect to star in the US version of the show.

Kelly Osbourne's new single, 'Shut Up', entered the UK charts at Number 12 yesterday.

Grooch

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 10:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ozzy Warns Kelly: I'll Put You In Rehab
February 1, 2003

Concerned parents Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are threatening to put their wild child daughter Kelly in rehabilitation if she doesn't quit drinking.

The reality TV family have been arguing since Shut Up singer Kelly started living the rock 'n' roll life, with boozy nights out.


Now, the 18-year old is in last chance saloon after she stopped breathing due to a particularly heavy drink session.

She says, "My parents want to chuck me in f***ing rehab. They're like, 'If you come home drunk, or cause any more trouble, that's it! We're sending you away!' I'm like, 'You can't any more - I'm 18."

And Kelly claims that her recent bout of ill health is not just due to partying - instead she claims to have a kidney infection.

She says, "They say it's from stress, drinking too much and not getting enough sleep and all that. I thought I just had a back pain but I had to go pee in a cup and they're like, 'You've got a kidney infection,' and I had to take all these medicines and I'm in agony."

Grooch

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 10:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Here's a picture of Jack on a tv show.

jack

Jedisan

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Is that Kylie Minogue on his lap?
Look at that SMILE on his face.

Great stuff.

Grooch

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I think she is a model called Nikki something or other.

Pamy

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I didn’t realize tonite was the last f-ing show this season!! I hope all you f-ers continue to post in here, I love this thread. During the off-season we can use this thread to talk about any f-ing thing!!!

Marameko

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 11:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
So glad I came to this f-ing site I did not realize that tonight was the f-ing last night. I am going to f-ing miss the Osbournes <not>
Let's all drink a toast \---/ to the f-ing Osbournes !!
Pamy of course we f-ers will continue to f-ing post. This is way too much f-ing fun.

Have a f-ing good day you f-ers
ROFLMBBAO

Squaredsc

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
so tonite is the last f-ing show of this season. but there is still season 3 right? wow kelly f-ing dropped out of school in the 10th grade. why am i f-ing surprised. i f-ing think she does have a drinking problem.

f-ing rock on ozzy!!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bummer about being the last f-ing show of this season!!

jed.. <shrug>

I love the f-ing Osbournes, not their f-ing ratings..

Kylie Minogue is going to record a duet with Ozzy I heard.

Jack does have quite an evil grin!! Too funny.

Conejo

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This f-ing season sure did f-ing fly the f-ck by!
Will be f-ing looking forward to more f-ing Ozzy marathon f-ing reruns. F-ck yea we can use this f-ing thread to f-ing talk about f-ing any f-ing thing Pamy!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sharon, Ozzy, Kelly and Jack are all dropouts.. doesn't mean they aren't educated tho.

And yes.. the serious note in all this is that I hope Kelly gets rehabbed in some way or another.

Conejo

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 12:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sea, something f-ing looks wrong with your f-ing post! F.

Seamonkey

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 01:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
F-ng F key musta been f-ing broken..

Pamy

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 03:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You f-ers crack me up!! Whenever I am having a bad day I come here and I always feel so much f-ing better!!!
MAX...where the F are ya???

Max

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 03:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm right f-ing here! :)

Just got back from the ortho-f-ing-pedist. No more heavy f-ing plaster cast, instead I have this high-tech looking boot that I can take of and work at increasing the f-ing flex in my f-ing ankle.

Still can't walk on it, though. Probably won't be able to until mid-f-ing March! The risk of long-term problems if I do walk on it now is just too f-ing high.

Good news is that I now have a wheelchair and it rocks! I never realized how much f-ing fun it is to wheel around! Not that I'd wanna do it for f-ing ever, but at least my shoulders will soon stop their f-ing thobbing from using that f-ing walker. :)

As for tonight being the last f-ing Osbournes of the season... F!!!!

Pamy

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 04:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Max..I am so f-ing glad you are doing better!!!

Ryn

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hey the F-ing WEDDING IS ON ON THE EAST COAST..


JACK!!!!!

Ryn

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hmmm jack gets some and sharon finds the empty wrapper - lol


f-ing a!!!!!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 07:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ryn!! f-ing let it all OUT!!!

So Jack listens to Mum and Dad..

Max

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 09:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, that was an f-ing nice renewal of vows. Did you see Ozzie trying desperately not to cry when Sharon read her personal note to him? It was f-ing sweet.

Bittersweet, though, that he got so wasted. I continue to f-ing admire the F outta Sharon's attitude. She's absolutely wonderfun in how she deals with whatever comes up. Attitude is f-ing everything, people! :)

Seamonkey

Tuesday, February 11, 2003 - 09:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I f-ing love Sharon.. and Ozzy too. Show not on yet here and I'll be taping.. but can't wait to see the wedding..

Marameko

Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 06:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hello you f-er's !

Conejo

Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 06:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Glad I finally f-ing got to see the f-ing wedding! I thought that Ozzy was going to f-ing break f-ing down and start f-ing crying.

They were f-ing having a mini-f-ing marathon here in Ohio tonight, so I got to f-ing see the dog f-ing sh!t episode again.

Max, be f-ing careful not to roll your f-ing wheels through and f-ing dog sh!t or you might f-ing spin-out in that new wheel f-ing chair!

Max

Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 07:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Conejo, no f-ing dogs around here, so I should be pretty f-ing safe! :)

Pamy

Wednesday, February 12, 2003 - 08:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I was f-ing balling like a baby during the wedding!! You could just feel the love. I agree that Sharon makes the best of any f-ing situation and never seems to lose it. She is remarkable! I thought Kelly looked pretty at the wedding.
I was ROTF when Ozzy said his fingers were brown from wiping his ass!! LOL
I see why Sharon was so f-ing pissed that that girl won the necklace, what a B!tch!! She couldn't even remember their f-ing names!!!