Archive through December 04, 2002
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Archive through December 04, 2002
Seamonkey | Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 10:59 am     Goodness, it is a good f-ing thing that my brother and I were not being filmed for quite a few years.. it wasn't pretty,but I think it was just something sibs can go through. And both Kelly and Jack have mouths on them so it is gonna get colorful.. or colourful in their cases. I haven't seen the whole thing yet, just flipping when Amy had commercials.. but when they were making Ozzy up, I heard Sharon say he was going to look like Dame Edna, and I choked on my coke (cept it was Pepsi). I love this family. I love that he can get excited about McRibs |
Denecee | Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 11:42 am     Thanks for the info Pamy! I'm f-ing pissed that I missed the first show! |
Mnfatz | Wednesday, November 27, 2002 - 04:25 pm     Hello all i just popped in to see if you all like the show as much as I do!! I just love Sharon! I am sure I will be needing the kleenex next week! I have to LMAO at Ozzy...everytime he has technicle (sp?) trouble he yells J-A-C-K!!!! I sure can relate to him!! Denecee, No that meeting with the neighbor never took place...the punk never showed! I am sure it would been a gut buster though!! Have a great Thanksgiving all!! |
Max | Friday, November 29, 2002 - 10:15 pm     From Entertainment Weekly (http://www.ew.com/ew/report/0,6115,394667~10~0~,00.html?cnn=yes): Real World Osbourne kids say scenes were faked. Jack and Kelly tell Good Morning America that two ''Osbournes'' sequences were staged last year by Brian Hiatt The first ''reality sitcom'' may not have always been real. ''The Osbournes''' first season included sequences staged by MTV, Jack and Kelly Osbourne claimed Tuesday on ''Good Morning America.'' They cited two specific moments that they said MTV had orchestrated -- the appearance of a dog therapist, and a dramatic family meeting that ended with Jack storming out. ''The most fake thing about that show was the family meeting, because that was an MTV idea,'' Kelly said, according to the New York Post. ''I put that in my contract [for the new season] - I would not do anything like that f---ing dog therapist.'' But both MTV and a spokesperson for Ozzy and Sharon denied that scenes had been staged. ''Nothing is ever scripted or planned on the Osbournes,'' an MTV spokesperson told ABC. And an Osbourne family spokesperson told the Post: ''Ozzy and Sharon would not have done it unless it were all real.'' Sounds like it's time for another family meeting. |
Bastable | Sunday, December 01, 2002 - 09:20 am     I was in Cape Town, South Africa earlier this week and they're showing the first season of Osbournes for the first time. The big difference: It's not bleeped in any way! You can finally hear exactly which swears the family is using and see the filthy T-shirts that Jack wears. But a funny thing happened on the way to free speech--it got less funny! Somehow, watching the show sprinkled with bleeps is much funnier than hearing the actual words. I have no big issue with bad words (we all use them or know them), but it's simply a better show when it's bleeped. It gathers momentum that way. |
Max | Sunday, December 01, 2002 - 08:14 pm     Imagination while filling in the f-ing bleeps is always more fun than total f-ing reality. |
Pamy | Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 01:40 pm     I can't f-ing wait for tonite's show!!!! |
Hippyt | Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 05:23 pm     I just f-ing realized the show is on tonight!!!!!Yay!!!!!! |
Webkitty | Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 08:56 pm     I thought the show was great tonight. I thought it was going to be depressing with Sharon and all but it wasn't. They sprinkled in just the right mix of covering her illness and all the other sillyness that goes on. At this point, I am more worried about Ozzy drinking again than Sharon. I thought it was hilarious when the AA people were talking and Ozzy kept getting up to get cheese. (I know what they were trying to help him with is serious, but it was still funny) He seems exhausted and when he said this would be his last tour, I believed him. Poor old sot. There is something about him that is sad and hysterical at the same time, but respectable too. Its odd. He is just a very unique person. I feel so lucky that I got to know him through this show. The thing with the bird was freaking me out! Ack! He's lucky that thing didn't poke a hole in his f-ing mouth! |
Seamonkey | Tuesday, December 03, 2002 - 11:12 pm     I love the spirit of these people, this family. You notice that Ozzy is on the road but there is Kelly at one concert, or hanging with dad, jack with mom, Ozzy flying home to see Sharon (they are hopeless with the fireplace tho) Sharon knows him so well. From what I've read, Sharon and Ozzy are going to renew their wedding vows on New Year's eve (600 guests). This was originally going to happen on their anniversary in July but she was undergoing the chemo. Her cancer isn't detectable at the moment and the doctors will stop her chemo in February instead of later. Of course she isn't out of the woods but things are looking better. I would suspect that if Sharon is healthy, he'd do another Ozzfest if she's able to go with him.. but if she's doing the talk show, they may not need him to tour so much. Webkitty.. I also feel so fortunate that I got to "know" this family; they've enriched my life and I'd never have predicted that. So, Pamy, how many f-ing days til next episode??
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Fruitbat | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 04:30 am     I just started watching this show though I have seen bits and pieces. I am in love. What an interesting, loving, wacky bunch. They are getting 20 million for this next season so I believe Ozzy when he says he is done with Ozzfest. I should probably read back in this thread for this but...........Sharon's cancer was detected but no operation to remove the cancer, correct? That does not sound good. Usually they remove it and do a follow up with chemo or radiation for safty sake. When chemo is given right away it usually means they want to shrink the mass before they remove it. Translate to, pretty large and rangey. Someone tell me she had an operation. |
Webkitty | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 06:02 am     I think she did have surgery first, Bat, I'm pretty sure I read about it. Edited to add: she mentioned last night that she has "half" a colon. |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 06:31 am     Oh good. Thanks |
Pamy | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 08:33 am     Too many f-ing days, Sea! I could watch them all day long! I love them! Sharon is such an amazing person, she is beautiful, funny, smart, and strong. I never thought I would care about Ozzy Osbourne, let alone say a prayer for his wife! I was f-ing rolling when that guy read the poem then asked Ozzie "Did you just fart while I was reading that poem?" LOL!!!! |
Grooch | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 08:47 am     Not this past Sunday, but the weekend before (I think) there was an article about the Osbourne's in the NY Sunday Times magazine. Much of the same stuff as you read everywhere else, but there was one really sad part. As with every reality show, people either hate or love you and people get bashed on the boards all the time. But some people hate Jack so much that they go out looking for him to beat him up. He has to have a security guard now because of this. Also, Webkitty, you wrote, "Everyone in this family has something going on career wise for themselves, except for Jack." He has a job with a record company (EMI?) where he is vice president or something like that for finding new talent for the company. The article said it was a pretty powerful position and he is the youngest person to ever have this job. He also books all the bands for Ozzifest and I think he may even be Kelly's manager. I wish I had the article so I could look up everything to make sure I got my facts straight. Maybe someone else has a copy of it. |
Denecee | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 09:03 am     Last night's show was f-ing great! My favorite was the whole fireplace seen. I wanted to f-ing slap Kelly when she hit Ozzy in the face with that cap and didn't say she was sorry. Ozzy didn't seem to mind so why the fck should I? |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 10:33 am     Bat.. the cancer was detected as Sharon described, after her bloodwork came bac as wildly anemic. (keep in mind that she has had one of the surgeries to restrict her stomach size). Anyway, the colon cancer was found, but also it had spread to lymph nodes. So, yes, she had surgery and then chemo. Aimee (older daughter who isn't seen on the show) said in an interview that she'd been trying to get her mom to have a checkup for over a year, could just tell something was wrong. But, as I said above, reports seem to indicate that things are going ok, for now. Hopefully the family will make sure that Sharon is meticulous about followup testing. It is clear that she is the glue in this family. That is sad that people are Jack-haters. He's actually very sweet, IMO. Bat, glad to see you signing on as a fan!! The poetry/yoga guy was clearly not taking into consideration who he was ministering to.. Ozzy wasn't responding and he just kept pushing. We know that Ozzy has some nerve damage from drugs. Sharon said that he was actually diagnosed with MS at one time because of the symptoms. Sharon said immediately she was going to support groups, learning about MS, getting ready to deal with it, but then it was determined that it wasn't actually MS (good because maybe the damage won't progress).. but of course he still has to deal with the effects of his drugs and lifestyle (including, as he points out, all the decibels of amplified noise he has experienced). I don't think it is a fluke that after interviewing them, both Greta van Susteren and Barbara Walters fell in love with the family, especially Sharon. |
Webkitty | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 11:03 am     Welcome back Grooch and thanks for reporting that article. I like Jack and am glad he has it going on That is too sad that people want to beat him up. I like all of them, even Ozzie's oldest son, who was shown just briefly the first season. And Amiee is just beautiful, with a soft spoken but confident manner. Love the whole family. Pammy, I thought it was hysterical too when Ozzie farted during that poem! And the fireplace scene too, it was all just a top notch gigglefest, as good as last year, no disapointments for me. And yes, Bat, welcome to our little Osbourne fan club thread, what took you so long? lol |
Fruitbat | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 11:09 am     I just didn't want to add another show and so late too. I have not been reading as much as I used to and that bothered me. Fu*k the books I am onboard! I have come to love them just though the clips, promos and media reporting that I have read. Cancer spreading to lymph nodes is NOT good at ALL! That is terrible news. How sad. This woman may not survive this. Your lymph system runs throughout your entire body. This is the place everyone hopes their cancer has not gone. |
Pamy | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 11:39 am     I also loved Sharon at the doc office. I loved when she asked him if he wanted to see more when she opened her blouse, he said no, and she said "ahh sh!t!" She is the best!!! That is sad to hear about Jack, some people are just f-ing evil! |
Car54 | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 12:17 pm     They are the cover story in this week's People. I read the whole article while I waited one F*cking hour for a prescription to get filled at the drug store. |
Grooch | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 12:24 pm     Any new info, Car? (thanks for the wb, webkitty. ) |
Car54 | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 01:02 pm     I don't know.... I have only watched this show a couple of times.... they had pictures of the invisible kid that is not on the show. I was flipping the pages VERY loudly to express my annoyance at the f*cking incompetent replacement pharmacist. I wasn't reading for content. |
Pamy | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 01:03 pm     LOL Car!! Didn't Sharon look f-ing beautiful in the article's pictures? I am thinking of cutting my hair like Sharon's, it is all ready the same color. |
Car54 | Wednesday, December 04, 2002 - 01:06 pm     I like her hair too. She looks pretty darn good. I think Kelly always looks like she has a K-mart wig on. |
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