Archive through January 15, 2003
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Tabbyking

Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 09:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
babyjax, either the brandy helped (i had to try it twice, and won't that throw my coumadin levels off...lol) or your statement really is the funniest thing since granny got her t it caught in the washing machine wringer. i laughed (okay, not til boogers came out, more's the pity for this stuffed up nose) at your "Dork of the highest caliber." is that an oxymoron?!
(my husband thinks that oxygenating cleaning agent is called 'oxymoron' and i always laugh at him...)
but i digress, yet again. still awake, too! bright eyed, but can't see my tail from here to see if it's bushytailed. every time i turn around it turns around, too. once, i think it even started before i did. LOL

Lyn

Tuesday, January 14, 2003 - 10:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I saw the first two episodes last night and came away with

1) Evan is a gummock and a goof
2) The ladies are very possessive about a man they don't even know. None of them are being portrayed in a very flattering light
3) Heidi's french was a hoot
4) The butler is the real millionaire

Out of everyone on the show, I think the butler is the only person who has anything going for them

Jasper

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 06:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Have to put in my two cents after reading the most recent posts, which I enjoyed.

I have only watched parts of this show due to the fact that Evan gives me the creeps. I personally don't even think the guy is remotely attractive and comes across as a big dork.

Heidi and her french was funny and I too wondered what was wrong with Alex.

Realfan

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 10:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Best part about this episode--Heidi Ho getting the Heave Ho. Priceless!

I am glad he chose who he did, but I was expecting it since those are the girls who got face time (except Sarah--who is she?). Should be fun from here on out.

I am a little tired of seeing Evan on ET and Extra, though. He's really pushing for a career. Guess I can't blame him for milking his 15 minutes.

Neko

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 10:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No no nooo
You have to put Heidi's "fench" in quotations..

Cause it really was so bad it couldn't be considered French...

Tabbyking

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 01:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
it was 'fench' all right!!!

Seamonkey

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 01:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sure, "fench" is French-on-a-fence.. a close cousin to Soap-on-a-rope!!

Kitt

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 01:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What got to me about Heidi's "French" is that she spoke to the butler as if she thought he was French, and would understand him better if she spoke in his native tongue! She really did look verrrrry silly.

Ethan hasn't gone down well with me, I don't think he's attractive and he seems to think it's a character flaw when women don't want to shovel coal into a 800 degree over spouting soot and flames. Just because you don't want to spend a date doing that in one of your best outfits doesn't haven't anything to do with whether you're a gold-digger or not. Grrrrr. It's my own fault, I knew I shouldn't watch this, but now I'm hooked!!

Tabbyking

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 02:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i think 'fench' has many meanings! i am sure it also means:

'Fickle wENCH'

'FEckless 'N bi#CHy'

'Funny,it-doesn't-sound-to-the-rest-of-the-world-as-if-you- speak-frENCH'

'F'n wENCH'

Tabbyking

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 02:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
kitt, uh, i am not sure if you meant 'ethan hasn't gone down well with me' to sound kind of naughty... but i am cleaning brandy and hot tea off my keyboard right now. LOL

Fruitbat

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 03:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
:) Seamonkey

Kitt

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 03:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What a dirty mind, Tabby!

Denecee

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 03:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Evan made me laugh when he said "not that I know what a million bucks looks like" the big goof! I also loved how "the dates" turned out to be more work than fun for most of the girls. I kind of wish he would have kept Heidi, because I don't think he is remotely close to settling down and she would have been a good match for him. IMHO

Fruitbat

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 04:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
On ET tonight: Mary said their were rumors that he was gay. What an insult to the gay community! She also said it was rumored that he had already married the woman he chose. His answer.....I can't say anything about that except that I am not married. !!! This guy is looking worse and worse with every ET interview. Tomorrow he responds to Heidi. She said he was as boring as a door knob in a radio interview.

Car54

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 04:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hahahahaha...boring as a doorknob...that is great!

Fruitbat

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 04:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
She didn't think he was all that boring when she didn't get the sapphire.

Seamonkey

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 05:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What an insult to perfectly good doorknobs!!

Dumb as a doorknob..

Dingy as a doorbell..

Dirty as a doormat..

Fruitbat

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 05:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dumb as a box of hair. (my all time favorite expression from Karen on Will and Grace when refering to her pharmacist.)

Tabbyking

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 05:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
kitt, i was actually wondering if you made an unintentional slip when you said, "ethan" and not "evan". is there an ethan in your life?!
or did he make so little impression, his name is like a 'heidi-ho fenchism' such as "whatever"....LOL

Tabbyking

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 05:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
well, heidi-ho thought she was 'slicker than snot on a glass doorknob', one of my late father's favorite sayings!

Fruitbat

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 05:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, I like that too. Very refined.

Max

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 08:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
WEll, at least I finally agree with something Heidi said!

Egbok

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 10:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
In the next few weeks, there's a good possibility that I'll be meeting one of the girls that didn't get a sapphire necklace. If the opportunity comes along, does anyone have any questions they want me to ask her?

Ketchuplover

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 10:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Would she have dated Evan if they met outside the taping of the show?

Tabbyking

Wednesday, January 15, 2003 - 11:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
1) did she have any idea that he wasn't for real?
she may say that now, so she doesn't feel stupid for going along with things...
2) did she love the butler tons and
3)did alex have more lines than what we have seen?