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Seamonkey

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 02:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bert.

I loved it when Jack called Ozzy and Ozzy was joking about the name Bert.. later Sharon too..

Like everyone I was straining to try to decipher the nickname.. my guess was a phrase that included "green weinie" but that's a leap.. just that Sharon interpreted the nickname to mean Bert has an STD. and then someone mentioned genital warts which would possibly, um, alter the weinie..

I'm probably 180 degrees out of it on this..

WHile I didn't want Kelly or anyone to over stress Sharon, I think that Sharon probably is pretty used to the chaotic style they have, she contributes to that style and loves it and while of course it is hard to have her baby girl out in the world, she would go bonkers if the whole family sat by her bed with tears and hand-wringing..

BTW, conflicting with Survivor tonight, Barbara Walters will list her 10 most fascinating people interviewed and Ozzy's in the list it seems.. or Sharon? ABC tonight.

Abby7

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 05:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I thought the nickname was cauliflower di#k. Remember when Jack was saying it's probably deformed and Sharon was thinking some sort of disease.

Seamonkey

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 05:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That sounds plausible, Abby.. I think we have the idea now.. not appetizing.

Abby7

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 05:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
sorry seamonkey (i was a bit shy about replying.....just trying to help.). I'm pretty sure that's what it was.

Pamy

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 07:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Why would they beep cauliflower? They beep cauliflower but let them say vagina by the minute! MTV is getting out of control with the f-ing beeps, next thing we know we will just see their lips move and hear beep bbeep beep!

Seamonkey

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 08:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh I wasn't criticizing, Abby.. I think between all of our guesses we have the idea.. i suspect your guess is the right one :)

Still seething about.. well.. another show ..

Seamonkey

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 08:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
o

Seamonkey

Wednesday, December 18, 2002 - 08:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That is dedicated to Abby and Pamy :)

Fluff

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 10:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I didn't understand a word that Ozzy said to Barbara in the previews. Does he always talk like that??? Eesh.

Halfunit

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 10:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wha th bloody ell do ya f'in mean, Floof?

Fluff

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 11:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
It was more like:

WhatthbloodyellyamenFoof?

Halfunit

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 11:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hee hee hee hee hee hee

Fanny

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 11:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
L O f-ing L, you two

Pamy

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 01:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sea, thanks for the picture! What do ya mean ya can't understand Ozzy?? I have no problem after viewing the tape 4 f-ing times!!

Abby7

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 02:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
speaking of vegetables....just read a stupid joke. i'll spare you and make it short.

WARNING: IN VERY BAD TASTE:

a guy goes to have his penis checked. asks Doc, what is it? Doc: you've heard of cauliflower ear? well, you've got brothel sprouts.

Pamy

Thursday, December 19, 2002 - 06:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Abby and nothing is in bad taste in this f-ing thread! I love this thread!

Fluff

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 07:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You just love the f-ing cursing that's all!

LOL @ Pamy!

Pamy

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 09:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yup!! I f-ing love it!

Fluff

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 11:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Evenm though I don't like the show, this thread is so f-ing crazy. Must get translator....

Grooch

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 01:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the NY Post:

WHAT'S GOT INTO OZZY?

By ADAM BUCKMAN
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"The Osbournes" is simply a different TV show this year, says Adam. Ozzy is drinking again, Sharon is visibly weaker and everyone is playing to the cameras now.

December 19, 2002 -- IN one of the first scenes in Tuesday's episode of "The Osbournes," you could see that Sharon Osbourne had been crying.
No one else in the scene - her son Jack, daughter Kelly and Melinda the nanny - alluded to the tear stains on Sharon's face.

But there they were, plain as day.

The tears were kind of like Sharon's battle with colon cancer this season - ever-present, though not always mentioned.

Her illness - revealed last summer in the period between the end of the sensational first season of "The Osbournes" and before filming began on the second season of 10 episodes - has made the second season of "The Osbournes" a much different show than the first.

Four episodes (out of 10) have aired so far this season. (Due to the holidays, the show is off for the next two weeks, resuming Tuesday, Jan. 7, at 10:30 p.m. on MTV).

Ratings, though still strong for MTV by any measure, are off from last season, when the series averaged 5.3 million viewers per week. The second-season began Nov. 26 with 6.6 million viewers, but the last three episodes, have drawn 4.2 million, 4.4 million and 4.6 million viewers respectively.

In some ways, the show remains the same as it ever was - only more so.

Chubby Jack still wanders about the mansion with little to do, but this season, he seems even more aimless (if that's humanly possible).

Sister Kelly can still be a stubborn, spoiled, sullen brat, but this season, she's even more obnoxious and self-centered (if you can believe it) - due in part to her newfound career as a pop singer.

Ozzy still stammers and looks befuddled, but this season, he's even more incomprehensible and shaky. Earlier this season, his seeming deterioration was explained by his return to drinking as a means of coping with Sharon's illness.

And there lies the chief difference between this season and last. Sharon, who was once so clearly in control of the Osbourne home and family business, appears physically weakened and emotionally brittle after the rigors of cancer therapy (Tuesday's episode, when she seemed to be in her weakest state yet this season, was filmed in mid-September).

Without Sharon as an anchor, the household - never an oasis of calm on even its best days - seems on the verge of spinning completely out of control.

It's especially cruel, given Sharon's listless condition, that Kelly was seen on Tuesday disobeying her and blatantly lying about the status of her relationship with her new boyfriend, a Utah rocker known for throwing up on stage.

While the members of the household are playing more to the cameras this time around than they did when they were first being trailed through their home by production crews last year, the second season of "The Osbournes" has been far from disappointing.

If anything, the series - with Sharon's illness, Ozzy's alcoholism, and the increasingly horrid behavior of Jack and Kelly - is even more brutally honest than ever and remains a likely candidate to top many critics' lists of the top TV shows of 2002.

Grooch

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Osbournes Plan Xmas With Homeless
December 19, 2002
Rock family The Osbournes have proved they're big-hearted too - by pledging to spend Christmas with a group of homeless teenagers.

Feisty Sharon Osbourne told The National Enquirer that they would spend festive time at the shelter for troubled kids.

She says, "There's only about 30 of these kids but they've all been thrown out of their homes. And they don't have anybody. So I guess on Christmas Eve they're stuck with us."

The promise came about after the family visited the shelter a few weeks back.

Sharon adds, "Ozzy hates Christmas, anyway."

Link

Seamonkey

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 06:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I can see Sharon wanting to bring them all home..

Seamonkey

Monday, December 23, 2002 - 10:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I was wrong about Ozzy replacing Brittney shilling Pepsi. Beyonce Knowles is the new Pepsi princess, so I read.

But I did read that Ozzy will be recording a duet with Kylie Minogue.. seems that Kelly became friends with Kylie, who will also appear on The Osbournes next month.

Also saw a snippet of Ozzy talking to Greta van Susteren talking about his fears and then he said he didn't want ANYONE to say the word "cancer" to Sharon.

And he told Barbara Walters he'd like to keep doing TV, even if Sharon decides not to.. not that he'd expect Sharon to go along, says it is totally her choice.

Pamy

Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 04:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Why hasn't any one f-ing posted in this thread? With all the holiday cheer I don't think I have gotten to use the f word all week!! This thread makes my f-ing day!! aaahhh I feel much better now!!

Seamonkey

Saturday, December 28, 2002 - 04:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You mean, when you got your present, you didn't say "What a f-ing big diamond"??? Better to come to this thread!!

Remember on NY f-ing Eve to lift a glass, or whatever, to Sharon and Ozzy, who will be renewing their wedding vows.