Archive through May 03, 2002
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Archive through May 03, 2002
Seamonkey | Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 12:27 pm     It was on starting at 2pm pacific time... |
Donut | Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 08:05 pm     YOU HAVE TO GO WATCH HOWARDS SHOW NOW 11PM EDT ON E! JACK IS SO CUTE AND LITTLE AND SWEET!!! although he was still using guns and shot kelly in the leg with his air gun even back then... Tonights Osbournes on mtv was the best yet. no big cringe moments and really funny and sweet, the closed captions are fantastice to have. look for the baby talk turning into a hacking cough. ozzy goes from sounding like 3 years old to 90 is 2 seconds. and when he tells sharon, i love you, i adore you now f off ...was great. |
Webkitty | Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 08:17 pm     Donut! Thanks for the heads up, I'm watching it right now. How awesome! |
Webkitty | Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 08:37 pm     Yes, tonights show a was little gem, as always. Only one more new show to go, bummer! I'm watching the Howard Stern show right now, Ozzie's hair looked healthier then. He said he was on Prozac and Klonopin? Jack was a little cutie 4 years ago, he must be going through that ackward stage right now. |
Seamonkey | Tuesday, April 30, 2002 - 11:13 pm     Jack is so cute!!! Hey, he's definitely at an awkward stage now, most kids go thru that.. And I laughed and laughed at tonight's show.. I loved when Ozzy said by the time you figure out what's going on, you're dead. And that pantry!!! wow!! Loved him hiding the knife in the fruit basket too. And that is cool that they have that little water tube into the pool. |
Webkitty | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 06:34 am     What Seamonkey said I agree with alot of stuff you say, I feel lazy today, hope you don't mind! (see RW) |
Misslibra | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 07:29 am     I really enjoyed last nights show as well. One of the best shows so far. Webkitty, say it ain't so! Only one more new show to go?! |
Madelane | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 10:34 am     Well now we know for sure who the bald guy at Ozzy's Hollywood star ceremony was. Louis seems nice, and a little overwhelmed by the cameras. Who was the woman who told Ozzy she didn't like the red in his hair? If that was Amiee, she looked quite different. And she introduced her cousins, so that wouldn't make sense. Kelly's imitation of Christina Aguilera was priceless. |
Grooch | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 10:38 am     Did anyone notice that in one of the pocket knife scenes, that Dill was there in the background? He was standing behind Sharon in the doorway. |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 01:09 pm     Wow, how did I miss Dill? I was really confused as to who that was too.. the woman who criticized Ozzy's hair.. he certainly let her have it tho.. so I'd say she's someone they all know well. Kelly's Christina was great Also loved Ozzy's look when Sharon was singing. I hate only having one episode left |
Ocean_Islands | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 04:57 pm     Were they fair to Jack? Would he have been arrested if he was carrying a one inch blade folding knife, had a punk haircut and wearing a cocaine t-shirt? In Beverly Hills, I doubt anything would have happened. Sharon slapped her son's face. Kelly does illegal drugs. Ozzy swears at his daughter's friend. Jack practically drowns his dog in the pool. Ozzy's on anti-psychotic medication. Sharon spends her husband's money so he has to go out and work like a dog. They argue at Christmas. What a great show. |
Webkitty | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 05:34 pm     I think Ozzie and Sharon feel that if the kids go out and get in trouble with the law (like Jack being caught with a deadly weapon) they COULD get deported. Sharon didn't slap Jack's face, she winged him with a sock, and then immediatly apoligized, she didn't mean to do it. Sharon spending all that money, got to agree with you there, Ocean! That woman knows how to burn through it like there is no tomorrow! Poor Ozzie, he said he would have to go on tour for the next nine years just to keep up with her. Kelly's imitation of Christine Augulara (sp) was dead on, and oh so funny! |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 07:25 pm     I do think Ozzy was kidding.. as Howard Stern put it to Jack.. dad's a multimillionaire.. Sharon was on ET tonight.. she's going to be one of People Magazines 50 (30? 100? whatever) most beautiful people.. which she thinks is a joke. She says she's "awful" with her clothes off. Anyway she was once 200lb and had gastric stapling.. in the pic she was with a VERY puffy Ozzy And she's had other plastic surgeries.. but said having collagen injections in the lips was so painful she made them stop half way through and had to live with half a fat lip for weeks. Ozzy says her heart is the most beautiful part of her and also that Sharon is not allowed to die first because he couldn't live without her. As for Jack.. that knife, I assume a switchblade, would be illegal, while the haircut and tshirt would not be. And Jack's a bit impulsive so it seems wise to hold him back on it. It sounded like someone else gave it to him and Mum and Dad didn't like the idea, maybe. |
Soeur | Wednesday, May 01, 2002 - 07:59 pm     This just arrived via email from Ozzy's newsgroup: OZZY OSBOURNE NEWSLETTER - May 1, 2002 _____________________________________________________ OZZY AND SHARON TO APPEAR ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO TOMORROW, MAY 2 Nope, it's not a rerun or deja vu, Ozzy and Sharon will make another appearance (yes, as "talking guests") on Jay's show tomorrow night, May 2. This will mark Ozzy's fourth appearance in six months! Last time around--this past Monday, in fact-- the Madman made a hysterical walk-on cameo to congratulate Jay on his tenth anniversary. Don't miss this! _____________________________________________________ "THE OSBOURNES" GOES WORLDWIDE "The Osbournes" dropped their first episode on MTV Canada yesterday to glowing critical reviews and will debut in the U.K. May 19 on . As announcements are made as to when the show will debut in other countries around the globe we'll let you know. _____________________________________________________ KELLY OSBOURNE'S "PAPA DON'T PREACH" TO HIT RADIO AND MTV IN THE NEXT COUPLE WEEKS! Fashion daredevil and wobbling wonderchild Kelly Osbourne will make her formal debut as a recording artist in the next couple weeks as her take on the Madonna classic "Papa Don't Preach" takes on all comers at radio and MTV. The song was tracked recently in New York in the midst of Sharon and Kelly's promo junket (when they appeared on The Rosie O'Donnell Show, 20/20, and Live with Regis and Kelly), and a video shoot is to be lensed this weekend somewhere in the basin of Los Angeles. Kelly was recently spotted at the Coachella Music Festival in Indio, Calif. catching performances by the likes of Bjork, The Strokes, and Queens of the Stone Age. _____________________________________________________ OZZY P.O. BOX NOW OPEN Send fan mail to Ozzy and family at: Ozzy Osbourne P.O. Box 5249 Beverly Hills, Calif. 90209 ______________________________________________________ http://www.ozzy.com http://www.ozzfest.com |
Tksoard | Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 08:39 pm     Ozzy and Sharon are going to be on Jay Leno again tonight!!  |
Tksoard | Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 09:21 pm     GREAT SHOW!! Watch on west coast!! I could actually understand almost every word he said. Some Highlights: They ARE doing another season of shows!! Yeah!!! He said f--- at the beginning and didn't get beeped, but said s--- a whole bunch and got beeped. They are getting their lost dog back tomorrow. Had all the other dogs in the dressing room. First shot, Lola sleeping, next shot, Lola jumping at the camera. He has smiley faces tatooed on his knees. Had it done at 17 years old while in prison for burglary. Got caught because he was wearing gloves with the fingers cut out, and left his print. HAHA!!! Oz Fest starts July 7 in the USA. I just Love that guy!!  |
Littlebreeze | Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 09:55 pm     It was a good show, Tk. Both Sharon and Ozzy seemed very happy about the new season of shows. In earlier interviews, they were very unsure and hesitant at the prospect of another round, so it was good to see their excitement tonight when they made it official. I wonder if the network's switchboard starting lighting up when Ozzy's first f*** came bursting into people's living rooms. How'd the censor miss that one when all the other f's and s's were bleeped one after the other? He is really funny. The burglar, the Madison Square Garden circus, the happy knees, the apples, he's a riot. Every time he yells out, "Shaaaaron", it cracks me up. He really would be lost without her and vice versa. I loved Seamonkey's post above, Ozzy saying that Sharon isn't allowed to die first because he couldn't live without her.... awwwww.  |
Cliotheleo | Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 10:05 pm     Tuesday night's show was THE best. So many "best one liners" that I can't pick just one. LOVED Ozzy's "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back" [ribs] LOVED Kelly's impression of Christina, LOVED Ozze hiding the knife in the fruit basket. Whoops! There's Dill! Sharon accidentally hitting Jack, poor Jack, but LOL! Ozzy and the James Brown doll, I laughed so hard my sides hurt! And I could listen to Jack and Kelly going "Not it wasn't," "yes it was" "no it wasn't" "yes it was" "No it wasn't" all night long! Seamonkey, the girl who criticized Ozzy's hair was one of Kelly's friends. MTV usually airs marathons on the weekends before a show's season finale, so they may do it again this weekend. I'm too lazy to check right now. :-) |
Tksoard | Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 10:35 pm     Also, if you watch Jay tonight, watch the "Don't try this at home" skit. OH MAN!!! If you thought Fear Factor was bad!!  |
Seamonkey | Thursday, May 02, 2002 - 11:38 pm     Starting now.. Ozzy trying to start the vcr with a remote .. his hair looks healthier!! (ignoring Jay's monolog here.. yes that was cute the baby back ditty from Ozzy. I hope they are on SOON. (I hate Leno and Letterman; I'm missing Nightline) (Oh Leno just mentioned that Bill Clinton was talking to NBC about doing a daytime talk show.. today I heard that there had been a RUMOR.. which is not true.. that he was considering the Bryant Gumbel Early Show spot.. that made me crack up to think maybe someday he'd be stuck hosting a Survivor Reunion show.. pretty sad for someone who was president, and will never happen). Kelly was on ET tonight and actually broke the news that they were signing up for a second season today!! I'm so happy!! |
Seamonkey | Friday, May 03, 2002 - 10:01 am     (I then went upstairs so I could get the Osbournes on my tape.. they were a hoot! The story about the only time Ozzy wore white and as soon as he went outside he was shit on by two birds, one on each shoulder! This is in explanation for why he wears black.. And he says Sharon turns magazine pages loudly when they watch tv in bed.. she counters with the fact that ozzy eats all night long.. he likes large yellow crunchy apples and eats up to 6 overnight, then the dogs get the cores.. |
Grooch | Friday, May 03, 2002 - 10:28 am     I watched Leno last night with the Osbournes. I enjoyed it, but I realized that Leno is a lousy interviewer. |
Seamonkey | Friday, May 03, 2002 - 01:41 pm     So true.. would be best to just let Sharon interview Ozzy and vice versa |
Kaili | Friday, May 03, 2002 - 02:13 pm     Lauren Graham seemed to be acting really weird- I've never seen her in an interview before but she seemed really uncomfortable and Ozzy and Sharon seemed to not be overly thrilled with sitting by her (but it was cute how they were huddled up together on the couch) |
Seamonkey | Friday, May 03, 2002 - 07:43 pm     Lauren looked like she had a stiff neck to me.. very odd and nervous.. didn't seem like her usual self at all. I thought Sharon was happy when Ozzy was moved to the couch with her. I realize why I never watch Leno tho. |
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