Archive through March 29, 2002
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Archive through March 29, 2002
Grooch | Saturday, March 16, 2002 - 11:25 am     A few comments before I forget. How come Lola's pee looks black all the time? What is wrong with that dog? Also the poop is like soft icecream. They need to change her diet. I get a good laugh everytime i see the aluminum teapot/colander lamp in the kitchen. Donut, you forgot to mention the thong conversation. It is so far up Kelly's butt that she can't get it off and her mother is afraid she'll get a yeast infection and wanted to cut it off her. Not only that, her friend borrowed and is wearing one of Kelly's thongs. How gross is that? I got a good kick out of this dog episode. I'm trying to housetrain my puppy so I understand what they are going through. In fact, my puppy was watching Lola poop and thought it was a good idea and was about to go on my carpet at the same time. Arrrgghhhh!!!! |
Donut | Saturday, March 16, 2002 - 11:51 am     hahahah grooch! "the thong was way up in my crack before it was way up in hers" btw souer, thats kelly on the stairs! they are starting to look alike! grooch, i know! the pee looks like some black holographic sci fi entrance to an alternative universe in the future! i am hoping it is the film they use! The show has more funny lines per minute than any others, even tho you can only understand a quarter of it. but i do get a bit depressed when i watched it because they are so messed up and ozzy looks so out of it. He is verbally quite with it ,just awkward moving and spacey faced. Does he seem more focused in concert? His spaciest moment was when sharon told him that after the dog trainer told lola how great she was doing, that she turned around and peed on the carpet and ozzy didnt know if sharon was referring to the dog or the trainer! I will assume that he was being funny tho, and it that case , it was very funny. Next week:Kelly gets a tattoo, which upsets her multitatooed daddy who threatens to tell on her to Sharon I am so glad to have found a use for my WebTV! do pcs download from tv too? |
Grooch | Saturday, March 16, 2002 - 12:20 pm     I don't think he was that upset. Kelly was upset when he said he had to tell her mother. Then the next scene is Kelly on the phone telling her mother while Ozzie is sitting next to her with an evil little brother grin of "Oooohhh, you're in trouble" expression on his face. He was enjoying it. I think a lot of Ozzie's problem's is that he was manic depressive for so many years and took drugs to self medicate himself. It was Sharon that got him help. I may be wrong, but I think that is the way it was. I think VH1 did a behind the music on him years ago, and it was really interesting. Maybe they will show it again soon. |
Littlebreeze | Sunday, March 17, 2002 - 04:30 am     This whacky family is very endearing. Ozzie seems like such a good and loving soul but he looks and acts like a lost soul. Whether it's the decades of drugs and alcohol that he pumped into his body, or his current meds, or a combination of both, one thing's for sure.... when I see him in the state he's in, my heart wells up and I just want put my arms around him and hug him. He brings out that nurturing thing. He doesn't move his arms when he walks. He quite literally shuffles along like a 90 year old man with his arms hanging limp at his sides. Has anyone noticed that he almost never blinks? That's very strange. It doesn't matter if he's talking to someone, watching TV or whatever, he just stares without blinking. He has no facial expression. He doesn't smile. It's almost as if he has no movement in his facial muscles. His facial expression remains the same whether he's in a loving moment with his wife and kids or in a rage at the dogs. The only way you can tell he's angry is by his raised voice. You know he feels emotion, probably very deeply, but nothing shows on the outside. His eyes are vacant most of the time but, if you watch closely enough, you catch a twinkle every now and then. I want to see him smile, just once, a great big, happy smile. His mind seems fairly intact. He has a quick wit. He's very funny. I laughed out loud at the same lines you guys found so funny in this thread. There was nothing wrong with his eyesight when Kelly came to the table and he said something like, "What's that in your hair, Kelly, chewing gum?" I thought it was gum too. Looked like gum to me. Sure didn't look like a flower. There's alot of love in this family. There's acceptance. They take each other for what they are and they love each other unconditionally. That's wonderful to see. They're unconventional to put it mildly. They may cuss like drunken sailors and they may be outnumbered by untrained animals, but the love inside that home overshadows everything else. I don't watch much TV but I intend to catch every episode of this show. You can't help but love this family. |
Soeur | Sunday, March 17, 2002 - 11:47 am      |
Soeur | Sunday, March 17, 2002 - 11:50 am      |
Soeur | Sunday, March 17, 2002 - 11:51 am     ozzy & Aimee (his & sharon's oldest daughter)
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Soeur | Sunday, March 17, 2002 - 11:52 am     ozzy&sharon 1982
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Seamonkey | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:13 pm     The show is a total HOOT! The family, disfunctional as can be, but.. they don't hate each other.. sister and brother actually hang out together, sometimes.. I loved the daughter coming home with a tiny tattoo and Ozzy is giving her lectures about being stuck with tattoos and telling how one of his (many) tats got infected, and then he calls Sharon so she can question the daughter on the phone. I loved him getting all anxious about what to wear for an appearance.. |
Seamonkey | Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 12:42 pm     Last night they also showed Ozzy and Sharon on a radio show and he was talking about how the antidepressants ruin your sex life and so they got a box of blue pills (viagra) then he and sharon are riffing on how they are waiting for the viagra to work, sharon falls asleep then it works and ozzy is trying to wake her up and it is like a bleeping tentpole.. Meanwhile the kids are listening on the radio in a car and everytime mom and dad get to talking about intimate stuff, the kids are singing "lalalalala" so they won't hear.. too cute, really. Also funny scences of a variety of people (even some military guys or cops) getting pictures taken with Ozzy. I love this show!!! Oh and the daughter's birthday party!!! Coooool. |
Whowhere | Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 06:29 am     I absolutely love this show and this family. Did any of you watch last night? I think that this was the funniest one I’ve seen yet. Now I know why he and Sharon have been together so long. I, too feel a bit sympathetic for Ozzie. Last night showed how bad he shakes. I wonder if he doesn’t have Parkinson’s? There’s no doubt in my mind that drugs contributed a lot to how he is now. He’s sharp as a tack though, and comes off with some great one-liners. |
Lurkin | Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 06:45 am     Last night was the best ever. I love this show too. But very sad we are relating to this show. Ozzy trying to throw somehting away and there are no bags in the trash cans. All Hell breaking loose and dad snoring on the couch oblivious. The show needs subtitles . Can't wait for each episode. The prince of darkeness with bubbles. HA! I wondered about Parkinson's too. Sometimes he does seem more literate than others. My son noted he was walking better last night, I thought he had a cast looking thing on his foot the dog episode. I hope they are pleased with the show and keep it going. |
Whowhere | Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 06:52 am     The trash bag thing cracked me up. Did he not just take out the garbage? To me it was like he forgot that he just came back in from taking it out and looked perturbed that there were no bags. (Did you get a load of that outside trash area? And we think WE have to deal with a lot. I suppose the more money you have, the more trash you have to throw out.)  |
Webkitty | Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 07:16 am     Loved the show last night! I watched the first episode but missed all the rest in between then and last night, urg!! I'm scanning MTV listings hoping they will re-run. Anyway, did anyone else think the wife was instigating the neighbors? I thought she acted imature and really like a nutcase. I mean, throwing a ham over the hedge? And that weird witchy voice she was talking in....... |
Whowhere | Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 07:58 am     Immature maybe, not a nutcase though. I thought that was one of the funniest parts. I think both sides were instigating each other equally. They obviously didn't show all of what happened, but I'm thinking their neighbors actually deserved it! Afterall, they never had this problem with Pat Boone (such a lovely man)!! LOL!! I definately think she could have handled it differently, but that would be so boring!! And then Ozzie chucks a log through their window! These people are TOO much!! She's Ozzie's wife too, I would imagine you'd have to be a little 'witchy' to be his lover! LOL! I seriously LOVE this show!! |
Madelane | Wednesday, March 27, 2002 - 09:23 am     I thought Sharon was kidding when she said they were singing "Kumbaya" and stuff next door but then lo and behold they were really singing folk songs at the top of their lungs! Who does that? There really should be a law against loud folk songs in particular! |
Seamonkey | Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 07:32 am     Why do I love these crazy people so much.. I was totally cracking up and cackling by the end. There are jerks with every type of musical "taste". Knowing MTV, they'll have an Osbournes marathon in time. I LOVED it that Ozzy was snoring on the couch, oblivious to even the cops in the house. Loved the convo with father and daughter re: the gynecologist! Crazy, but not so crazy.. he isn't afraid to actually ask questions of his kids. |
Grooch | Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 07:35 am     Who knows if Ozzy was really sleeping through all this? They could have taped that at a different time and edited it in. |
Myjohnhenry | Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 11:07 am     MTV is the king of reruns!! Believe me you will see the rerun of any show, any and every episode....every week...just keep your eye on the schedule or surf in periodically. |
Whowhere | Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 11:43 am     Cut and pasted this from tvguide.com - and as we already knew, they rerun it quite a bit. These times are EST and are the listings for April. The first airings are on Tuesdays at 10:30pm. The rest are reruns. Mon 1 11:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 2 9:00 AM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 2 9:30 AM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 2 6:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 2 6:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 2 7:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 2 7:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 2 10:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Thu 4 2:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Thu 4 2:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Thu 4 3:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Fri 5 11:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sat 6 12:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sat 6 12:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sat 6 1:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sat 6 1:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sat 6 10:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sat 6 10:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sun 7 3:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sun 7 4:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sun 7 4:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Sun 7 5:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Mon 8 11:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 9 6:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 9 8:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 9 8:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Tue 9 10:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Thu 11 2:30 PM Osbournes 29 MTV Thu 11 3:00 PM Osbournes 29 MTV |
Cliotheleo | Thursday, March 28, 2002 - 10:55 pm     Actually, I think they had their first "Osbornes Marathon" a couple of weeks ago. ......... of course it was only two episodes long. But they just kept playing those same two episodes over and over and over and over. ........ and guess who was glued to the TV watching it! LOL! |
Tksoard | Friday, March 29, 2002 - 10:58 am     Ozzy Osbourne and Family will be on Jay Leno tonight. We saw that one, didn't we?  |
Jenhavins | Friday, March 29, 2002 - 11:13 am     The best part was when Ozzie threw the wood through the window and got tangled up trying to run away. This is the best show on. |
Soeur | Friday, March 29, 2002 - 12:23 pm      |
Donut | Friday, March 29, 2002 - 10:21 pm     soeur, now you are posting the fantastic pics! i have been busy, sorry havent kept up on posting you the show. Have you still not been able to see it? Jay just didnt know how to talk to them tonite, he tried but it was kinda awkard despite jack and ozzy and andy richter trying to keep it funny. but it always great to see them anywhere. I only caught part, but did anyone else catch them on howard stern on Tues. radio show. They are very at home there and always fantastic. Seeing them on that show is what made me want to see more of them They are there best with him . They talked about Jacks pot habit, and the money they get for the show, but i cant remember the rest. I hope someone knows when they will be on his E! show so we get to catch it. I also happened to catch ozzy briefly on the Opie and Anthony show, and his seemed angry at their treatment of him, but acted very goodnatured about it(i dont know them much, but i gather that they are pretty much jerks) Did anyone catch any of that show? btw. ,my hubs favorite line was jack innocently saying 'thats my bear!" while he hugged his teddybear. i am tempted to post the pic of what occured before the line, but i think i would get thrown off this website!! i couldnt believe that they showed that! |
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