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Cliotheleo

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 06:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dill? I thought the dude's name was Kato? :-)

I can understand Ozzy fine ........ if I turn the volume on the TV WAY up!!!!!! LOL! But then again, not always being able to understand him is half the fun.

Twiggyish

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 06:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
MissL: I also thought the segment with the dog and Jack was cute, until the dog threw up. acck!

Dill, was a riot. Who would want someone like him in the house? I had to laugh watching Sharon and the others cleaning the grill after Dill burned something on it. While their scrubbing, you see Dill in the background playing pool.
The part where Sharon found the booze in Jack's room had me choking! She was actually going to "p*ss" into it, until Kelly stopped her. Then later, Sharon finds out it belonged to Dill.

Whowhere

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 06:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm thinking if someone here (who lives in CA)could become friends with Jack or Kelly, they could EASILY get a chance to have a sleepover at the Osbournes! LMAO!! I'm thinking I'd try to be a bit more useful than Dill. That way Ozzy would say, "who's this little person running around my house bringing me coffee?" Of course that would be in his wonderful slur-mumble Enlish accent. :)

I have no problem understanding Ozzy either. I swear, just about everything that comes out of his mouth is hilarious!! He may walk around slow and mumble, but he has very quick wit. The background music they played in the beginning (as he was opening the Chris Rock DVD) was funny! Reminded me of music they would play as you're watching elephants perform in a circus.

Hang in there Soeur, you'll be watching it soon I'm sure!! It ought to be a crime to deny anyone of The Osbournes!!

Grooch

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 06:30 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Last night's show was closed captioned. A lot of people must have been complaining.

I laughed when the dog threw up. I was expecting it. My mother used to have bulldogs. They would do it all the time. The poor dog probably swallowed to much pool water.

Admin

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 07:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I hear so much about this show but it doesn't air in Canada. That's a drag. :( I love Ozzy...wish I could watch it.

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 07:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd bet a hundred bucks that mutt is gonna poo on the carpet again next week.

Grooch

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 07:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I think he already did last night, OI.

But it's not the dog's fault. As Ozzy said, "You just have to get up at 7 in the morning and open the f*cking door and let the dog out!"

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 07:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sharon said the dog would be given away again if he messed up.

Grooch

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 07:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The poor dog. I think he might be better off in someone else's house.

Webkitty

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 08:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I keep forgeting to mention that I love that sofa thing they have in their kitchen area.

I know they love the dog, but Grooch is right, it probably would be better off somewhere else, there is just too much going on in the Osbourn house. An animal that continually poops in the house like that needs laser-like attention 24/7 to train it to go outside.

That guy Dill is trouble and I hope they don't let him back. I didn't find anything about him amusing.

I don't understand Ozzie all the time but not because of his accent, he mumbles!
Since I love this show so much and watch the re-runs, I pretty much get the gist of everything.

Soeur

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 03:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks to the MTV site I have a pretty good sense of what their house looks like. Last year I saw a show profiling Ozzy (it is being repeated this Friday on Much Music, Admin) and it showed him signing autographs at a small records store on L.I., NY. From that I had the impression that he had to go trolling for fans. That idea was quickly dispelled when we were waiting to buy tickets to his concert.

He really does shuffle onstage like a really old guy but his voice is HUGE and so is the affection he emotes for his audience. Now it will probably be impossible to ever get tickets for his shows and the prices are bound to zoom. I thought $65. each for general admission was pretty steep. One good thing is that Ozzy has been a mega star since the late 70's so all this new notoriety won't go to his head.

An angelic TVCH friend is mailing me tapes so I am really looking forward to seeing The Osbournes soon.

You guys should keep chatting it up and providing all these lovely details in the meantime... :)

That Kato comment is a hoot. Dill sounds like a mooch.

Sage

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 04:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, I forgot to watch the show last night. Argh. Soooo, it didn't get taped either. Does anyone know when last night's episode will be aired again?

Webkitty, speaking of liking the sofa in the kitchen area... I just LOVE the Eiffle Tower lamp on the table behind the couch.

Cliotheleo

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 04:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
After seeing how easily they temporarily gave Lola, I mean "Lolar" (I love the way they say that) away, it's less of a surprise to me now that Pip is missing. Maybe Ozzy gave him away and doesn't remember? :) No, he wouldn't do that. Not after the loving way he rescued the cat.

I'd give y'all my one liner of the night, but I can't remember it. It was when Ozzy was talking about Lola pooping on the carpet and he called it ....... oh I don't remember, something having to do with science, Plutonium Poop or something, anyone remember?

Cliotheleo

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 05:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
No, scratch that. That's not the one liner of the night. The one liner of the night is when Dill said, "I'm the middle child and it's really affected my outlook on life. .......... No, wait, I'm not the middle child, I'm the youngest child!"

Maris

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 06:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
last night's show was pretty much a bore except for the scene at the beginning where Ozzy tries to open a DVD.

As much as I enjoy the show and I do enjoy it I dont forget the fact that Ozzy's endearing qualities of being absent minded goes back to his abuse of drugs. His group Black Sabbath was into violent stuff and pretty much attracted young goth type kids who had problems with adaptation. We cant forget where and how Ozzy got his fame.

Soeur

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 07:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Clio, that's a funny quote. I remember going around for a year thinking I was older than my actual age until a friend corrected me. Is Dill the same age as Jack?

Misslibra

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 08:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm not sure if Dill and Jack are the same age or not. To me he looked older, but that might be due to his drinking and drugging that he looks older.

What I couldn't get over is instead of Jack or Sharon or even Ozzy telling Dill hey buddy you have freeloaded long enough off of us, and it's time for you to go Jack insteads tell him he has to go for a few days but he can come back.

That is why I feel Sharon or Ozzy should of told Dill. Jack seem like he was scared to tell him the truth for fear he might lose a friend. Jack can do better you don't need friends that use you to freeload off.

Maris I know about Ozzy's wild pass which is why I had no interest in the show at first. But now I see him in a different light, and actually have surprise myself at how much I enjoy the show.

I don't think we have forgotten his pass, at least I haven't, but that is his pass. Some of that pass and the things he did back then I'm sure he regrets now. Especially with kids of his own now.

In one show he and Sharon was confronting Jack about smoking pot, he told his son about how he regrets all the drugs he did back then, he told Jack look at what drugs did to me.

Cliotheleo

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 08:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Maris, I agree. More Ozzy. Less Dill. (And I'm trying REALLY hard not to make a corny joke along the lines of, "if that's Dill, where are Scout and Gem" whoops, I think I just made one.)

Soeur, I think Dill is 46. No, just kidding. I'm not exactly sure how old he is, I don't think they said, but I get the impression he's older than Jack, twenty-something.

And did anyone notice that this guy who didn't have a place to crash was carrying his stuff around in a Louis Vuitton bag? Something's wrong with that picture.

Misslibra

Wednesday, April 24, 2002 - 09:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Cliotheleo, he probably borrowed it from the last family he freeloaded from. ;)

Whowhere

Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 11:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
http://ym.com/stars/mar2902.jsp

Seamonkey

Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Down with Dill! Total freeloader. Not to mention a braindead jerk. And, as Sharon pointed out, he was scratching all the time..

Seamonkey

Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 01:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Whowhere. thanks.. Kelly's really grounded.

Ocean_Islands

Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 03:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The Dill experience was truly weird.

Webkitty

Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 04:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amen you guys! If Ozzie and Sharon let that deadbeat back in the house I might just have to do harm to my poor tv!

Soeur

Thursday, April 25, 2002 - 05:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks for the link whowhere. It's funny, but when I read seamonkey's comment, "Kelly's really grounded", I thought that she must have done something REALLY bad and is going to get heck. So, I read that whole page with a critical eye and the growing sense that Kelly has a fantastic head on her shoulders and speaks from the heart. Now I get it, she's really grounded.