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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 7:15 pm
Right now I think that all sounds pretty good Tabbyking-now lets hope you never actually need that insurance! Right now I am getting ready to take dd to gymnastics. I have been feeling down all day long, maybe it is the weather-today was the first cloudy day I have seen since February....
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Twinkie
Member
09-24-2002
| Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 8:03 pm
Right now I just got this in email and thought I'd share. Womanhood by Unknown Brilliant Woman Author Women over 40 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. Isn't that the TRUTH!!! One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear really tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. (loved this one) Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat. (so true) A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. (another truth) I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
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Egbok
Member
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 8:09 pm
Right now I'd like to say that Twinkie's post is adorable. However I have to disagree with the last statement. I'm 50 y/o and VS is one of my very favorite shops.....oooh la la!!
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Spygirl
Member
04-23-2001
| Tuesday, March 30, 2004 - 11:50 pm
Right now I'm going to shamelessly ask that people vote on the brick for my house. I am terrible at making decisions! Click Here
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Secretsmile
Member
08-19-2002
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 9:54 am
Right now I voted on Spy's brick.
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 10:12 am
Right now, Mr. Smelly-Onions is eating Doritos for "breakfast". Let me tell you, they reek!! Not something to smell in the A.M. Right now I hope Spy has a great time building her home 
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Mak1
Member
08-12-2002
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 11:07 am
Right now, I like reading about Mr. Smelly-Onions! Yuck. Right soon, I'm going to make myself go for a walk. Really, I am. The sun is out now and it's not raining. Now that I've written it here, I'll really go do it!
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 11:17 am
Right now Mr. Smelly-Onions has informed me he's gettting the onion,pepper ans cheese calzone for lunch. Wonderful, another afternoon with watery eyes and burnt nose hair. Right now I wish I had an office.
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Sage
Member
07-20-2000
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 11:51 am
Right now, I'd like to suggest to Kaykay that she invest in a little desk fan, and have the air flow directed at Mr. Smelly-Onions, so the the disgusting, reeking odors that emanate from him, stay oh his side.
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Zules
Member
08-21-2000
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 11:55 am
Or keep a can of room deodorizer on hand and "spritz" him from time to time. ...like RIGHT NOW!
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 11:58 am
right now, i think kaykay should have garlic bread and anchovies for lunch.
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Littlec
Member
11-14-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:02 pm
right now, I think kaykay should eat a can of beans for breakfast and then go to work and have the desk fan blow at Mr Smelly Onions.
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Sillycalimomma
Member
11-13-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:07 pm
Right now I hope I never have to meet Mr. Smelly Onions in person because I think at this point I would just drop to the floor with laughter.....(or from his breath!)
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:08 pm
Right now, Miss Sage, I am always chilly so a fan wouldn't work, Zules, If I could I would!!! Tabbyking, I plan on having sardines on Friday - We will see how he like that. Mr. Smelly just went to get his onion luch so RIGHT NOW I'm going to put a small box of Altoids on his desk and act like I don't know how they got there!!! LOL
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:31 pm
Right now just so you know I'm NOT shy - I tell him EVERYDAY he smells and just laughs and thinks I'm joking. He blames it on his "chair". He trys to tell me it's that. WHO THE HECK SITS IN THE CHAIR?????????? - Mr. Smelly Onions. If I liked beans I would eat them and then sit in his chair and let loose!! LOL
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:38 pm
right now, maybe you can spray his seat with lysol or febreeze. or try wearing about 10 shots of perfume, rather than walking through the mist. of course, you would have to smell yourself, too... i know!! maybe you can get one of the "plug it in, plug it in" thingies and plug it where his 'derriere meets the chair' 
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Kaykay
Member
01-21-2004
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:50 pm
Tabbyking - that's IT!!! A plug it in. I can put it under his desk - HE WILL NEVER KNOW!!! Right now I can't wait to got to CVS to get one!! I thank you, my watery eyes thank you and my burnt nose hair thanks you. BTW - that will now be stuck in my head all day - PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN...
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Legalboxer
Member
11-17-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 12:56 pm
right now i am still thinking how hilarious it was to wake up early today, flip thru the TV and see this old B&W exercise show on ESPN Classic with Jack LaLanne - someone i never knew about - but it was so funny to see him, and his energy on this empty set with one camera and one chair and the organ in the background as soundeffects ...
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Serate
Member
08-21-2001
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:06 pm
Right now I'm ready to sell my cat to the first person that offers me a penny for him. Heck I might even PAY somebody to take him. He's worse than a 2 year old!
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Kaili
Member
08-31-2000
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:23 pm
Right now Audrey Seiler has been found alive in Madison...they're having a press conference in a few minutes.
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Lucy
Member
10-08-2002
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:25 pm
Right now, yay, Kaili, thanks for the good news!!
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:25 pm
KK - now I have plug it in in my head too. lol Aw Serate, kitty will behave better next time -- he didn't mean to do whatever he did. Sheesh Legal - I do remember Jack LaLanne -- even watched it back then.
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Kaili
Member
08-31-2000
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:30 pm
Right now she's been taken to the hospital but they say she's fine- non-life threatening injuries. They're looking for a gunman. Edit: They made a correction...the gunman search is for a guy who shot to Sheriffs deputies in Pennsylvaia I think...they don't seem to know much for sure right now.
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:37 pm
Kaili- your post was not there when I posted. Great news about Audrey being found and alive!
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Legalboxer
Member
11-17-2003
| Wednesday, March 31, 2004 - 1:39 pm
YEAH - i am watching now- always a good thing - cant wait to hear the details - and that they catch the suspect
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