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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 11:08 am
I have just received the ballots for the TVCH Academy Awards from the accounting firm of Price, Waterhouse and Adven. There are three nominees in each category, except in those cases where there were ties. Those categories will have four or five. If you wish to vote - and who wouldn't - please submit your votes to me at "adven41@yahoo.ca (that's "adven41@yahoo.ca"). You may vote in all categories or just some, it's up to you. Voting will close when voting slows down or I'm ahead in any category I'm nominated in, whichever comes first. Here are the nominations in no particular order: 1. Favorite Thread: Adven's Games (Please hold your applause) Tess Updates (Boo! Hiss!) A Fact Or Two (never heard of it) 2. Best Folder: Adven Pamy Juju Eggie Mocha ( seems obvious to me who should win this one) 3. Poster You Would Miss Most: Granny Pamy Mocha Adven ( me again? who's counting these ballots, anyway?) 4. Best News and Views Correspondent Maris Tishala Ocean islands 5. Funniest Poster: Spongebob Pamy Hermi 6. Best Big Brother Poster Bunny Reiki Ryn Whit 7. Poster You'd Most Like To Meet: Lance Mocha Adven ( not sure who those two other nominees are - this one should be a shoo in) 8. Most Interesting Poster: Goddess Ocean Islands Juju Sfjosh 9. Most Interesting Name: Herckleperckle Purplecow Ineedmylifeback Mygetaway 10. Most Prolific Poster: Mocha Hippy Pamy 11. Best Reality TV Poster (other than BB) Alaginger Hermi Maris 12. Most Insightful Poster: Spygirl Karuuna Ocean Islands Lance Juju 13. Favorite Single Post: Spongebob Hermi Neko Granny HeyitsLori 14. Most Kind-Hearted Poster Lance Whoami Tess Eggie Urgrace (I'm a little shocked I didn't get nominated for this one) 15. Best Newcomer: Herckleperckle Legalboxer Colossus Rosie 16. Most Helpful Lance Draheid Spongebob Spygirl 17. Poster You Miss Most: Square Fly Gail 18. Most Innocent Poster: HeyItsLori Eggie Stud39 19. Most Studly Poster: Colossus (as if!!) Glenn?? I mean, Glenn. Lance Adven (calm down, girls!) MOD DH 20. Poster Most Likely To Start an Academy Awards thread next year: Tabby Sage Resortgirl Abby 21. Poster most likely to delete every third letter out of every one of Adven's posts if he doesn't win Most Studly. Mod DH (Mod dh)
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 12:45 pm
We-l, I'- no- ab-ut -o g-ve -n t- th-ea-s. B-si-es, - do-'t t-in- TV-H h-s t-e t-ch-ol-gy -o re-mo-e e-er- th-rd -et-er! -ha- do - ou -hi-k o- th-t?
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 12:46 pm
Now I'm going to have to change my vote.
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Jan
Member
08-01-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 12:47 pm
LOL Mod DH
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Emt911
Member
08-22-2001
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 12:55 pm
20) Tabby told me to tell you she respectfully declines because she would never do this!
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Egbok
Member
07-13-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 12:57 pm
Excuse me....Wait! Hold on a minute!! Where do I find the Sheer Delight photos of the "Most Studly Poster" nominees????? These photos are an absolute must before voting can take place.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 1:00 pm
Mod DH, I've decided to listen to the voice of reason. Not only do you have my vote for Most Studly, you'll have the vote of everyone else if need be, too - if you catch my drift. (Your wisdom is only surpassed by my studly good looks -- DH)
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Ddr
Member
08-19-2001
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 1:06 pm
ROFL!
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 2:21 pm
uggs, i'm afraid adven might post a big picture of a steam iron being used on curtains, just for "sheer irony". i don't think anybody has a sheer delight pic to top Collosus'! besides, grannyg is too young to topple over from shock and heart palpitations... ;)
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 3:25 pm
Adven, I'll think about starting that thread next year only if you come to the summer gathering and..... show us all what a stud you are~~
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 3:55 pm
You're right, Tabby. I could never display my comely, some might say perky, butt for public viewing. Not on principle, of course, I don't have any, but simply because I don't want Colossus and all the other "Most Studly" nominees to become discouraged. RG, you're on. I'll gladly come to the summer gathering of your choice if you'll do the Academy Awards next year. I just ask that I be allowed to count the ballots. I seem to do better when I do the counting for some reason. Also, I don't want to go to any gathering where there are mosquitoes - and I'm not referring to Glenn. Not only are they irritating, but I must protect my comely, some might say perky, butt.
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 4:01 pm
Adven, I will lay down my life to protect you from mosquitos... swear! And of course I'm speaking of the gathering that is at my place. Somehow I like the idea of being in charge when you're around. Not that I'm a dominant person or anything... although I do get a little chuckle at the thought of dominating you~
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Egbok
Member
07-13-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 4:30 pm
...."perky butt"....that brings a clearer visual than looking at Colossus' Sheer Delight photo. Gosh, my vote for Most Studly has suddenly gotten difficult again...!!
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 4:34 pm
Eggie... it could be a tie!! Butt, if I were you I'd insist on an impromptu, personal visit from the candidates!!
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Egbok
Member
07-13-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 4:39 pm
Ohhhh RG...you and I think alike and don't tell Tess or my rating will spike...yikes!
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 4:57 pm
Too late Eggie. I think it jumped an extra 10%. 
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 4:59 pm
tess never needs to know but yay for me.... me and eggie think alike!!!!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Thursday, March 04, 2004 - 7:44 pm
ROTF! You all are cracking me up in here!!!
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Saturday, March 06, 2004 - 9:21 am
***Academy Award Voting Alert***Academy Award Voting Alert*** I will be announcing the winners of the awards either late tomorrow night or sometime Monday. Then again, if something comes up, it could be Tuesday. No, I get exfoliated Tuesday, so it won't be Tuesday. And my camel racing lesson is Wednesday. Thursday I believe I'm scheduled to extort lunch money from small children and, Friday, and I'll have to check my calendar on this one, I believe I'll be robbing the local soup kitchen, so that's iffy, too. Anyway, to be safe, if you haven't voted yet and would like to, you should probably do so by late tomorrow night. It looks like I've got a busy week.
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Legalboxer
Member
11-17-2003
| Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 7:45 pm
bump
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Reader234
Member
08-13-2000
| Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 9:39 pm
I h ad no idea!!!
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Mak1
Member
08-12-2002
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 10:10 am
Hmmm, no winners announced yet. Here are my predictions. From the one vote cast to date, in categories #1, #2, #3, #7 and #19, the clear leader is Adven. There was also one write-in vote in category #5 for Adven. From the one vote cast to date, no votes were placed in the remaining categories. (Coincidentally, Adven was not a nominee in any of these categories.) I'm assuming Adven is just too modest to post the results, or perhaps he is waiting for Price and Waterhouse to do a final tally of the one vote. I'm expecting an interesting, humourous, studly acceptance speech to follow.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 12:01 pm
Sorry, Mak. I got side-tracked by the Great Earthworm Crusade. I'll be posting the Award results in the next day or so. I plan to give studly speeches in all categories, whether I won or was even nominated.
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Legalboxer
Member
11-17-2003
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 12:05 pm
Adven - how many fashion designers have contacted you to do your outfit for the awards show and acceptance speech(es)
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 12:18 pm
The phone's been ringing off the wall, LB. I've narrowed it down to either a swan dress similar to the one Bjork wore a year or two ago or a classy little strapless number from the Fashion House of Warren de Pieces. Understated, yet elegant.
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Legalboxer
Member
11-17-2003
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 12:20 pm
i would go for the swan- much more media footage with that one
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Jan
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 2:44 pm
I don't know..I kinda liked that pink Tutu that Lara Flynn Doyle (or whatever her name was???) wore.
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Legalboxer
Member
11-17-2003
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 2:47 pm
you were one letter off jan... Lara Flynn Boyle what if Adven did the Swan WITH a pink tutu
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Landi
Member
07-29-2002
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 3:21 pm
darn, i was hoping he was going to wear the sea green jennifer lopez's dress that she wore cut down to... WELL YOU KNOW WHERE!
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Jan
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, March 17, 2004 - 3:22 pm
Thanks Legal..I typed boyle and thought..no that can't be right LOL
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