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Adven

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 7:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Glenn's thread about me has convinced me I am as fascinating as I've always assumed. As a public service, therefore, I am going to answer the questions he was asked to counter the rampant misinformation, baseless character assassination and wild speculation he provided. I will be thoughtful, truthful and, if I don't have the answer, I'll make one up.

1. Annagator was my one true on-line love. We were inseparable. By this, I mean she tried to avoid me, but I always found her. I once tried to lick her shadow off a hot side walk to prove my love, but she didn't find this overly romantic for some reason, gave me the number of a treatment center and ran off with the pool boy. The last I heard she has gained 300 pounds, has seven kids and curses the day I slipped through her fingers.

2. Squared has left the board to raise our aubergine love child. Once she realizes he takes after his father, she'll put him up for adoption and return to the board.

3. Wink and I are not a couple, despite my best efforts.

4. I don't do chat because I am easily startled, can't type quickly and feel like a squirrel trapped on an interstate.

5. Yes, I will be in both Mystic and Vegas - although had I known I was such a mystery man, I would have said no just to milk the speculation a while longer.

6. I stopped Ask Adven because RL intruded and I just couldn't keep up with the questions.

7. Am I overcompensating? For what? Oh! In that case, yes.

8. Glenn and I have never been in the same room together except for that one night in Hackensack when he had a bit too much to drink and grabbed my ass.

9. A pluggie is a pacifier. I'd prefer not to get into the details of why I mention it in my profile.

10. No, no one from TVCH has met me.

11. I am 6' 1", 190lbs, black hair with a few flecks of gray, a salt and pepper goatee. I have been told I look like a cross between a younger Sean Connery and an older Billy Crystal. I'm flattered by the Connery comparison. Less so by the Crystal one.

12. Me and my threads are alluring (thanks whoever used that term) because they're different and nonsensical. Most of the threads at TVCH are conversational. Mine offer an opportunity to be silly and let lose a little within the confines of board rules. I'm alluring because the board has 800 members and roughly 2 are male. You'd be surprised how easy it is to be alluring under those circumstances.

13. Yes, I'm oversexed. I'm not necessarily proud of it, but it beats being undersexed.

14. Yes, I will be wild and crazy in Vegas. Not, in Mystic.

15. Will Glenn and I share a room? No. See the Hackensack incident referred to above in question #8.

16. Stud39 was an alter ego I created for a short time a few years ago. He was obnoxious, depraved and crude. In others, my kind of guy.

17. My games evolved over time. It used to be that I rarely started a thread and just ruined other people's. Once I started my threads, a number of people liked them and a number didn't. I enjoyed both reactions. I started more. Same reactions. I eventually started a game. Yes, same reactions, surprisingly. Now I start one whenever enough time has lapsed since my last one and I know I'll have enough time to oversee it. I also put my name on it so those who wish I'd discover the wonders of cyanide can find it easily and complain.

18. My RL persona is not a lot different from how I present myself on the board. Although I appreciate the philosophical and psycholgical insights presented in Glenn's thread, I'm not that deep. I do keep my private life separate from my board life for the most part and when I do mention my private life - except for my son's illness - it is to be silly and is almost always exaggerated or fabricated.

19. I'm not on the birthday list because I didn't know there was one. I usually only post in my own threads and a few others if something catches my eye. It's Feb. 5.

20. Neither Rabbit or Glenn are a headache. Glenn and I have been bantering with each other for years. He won't admit it, but he talked to a mod about starting the "Adven" thread and then wrote to me making sure I didn't have a probable with it soon after he started it. I was most flattered by the fact he started it and didn't worry that I might it find it offensive until it was suggested to him. I wish Rabbit would return, too.

21. What's the one thing every poster needs to know about Adven? I don't know.

22. I doubt I will ever marry again. I miss a committed relationship sometimes, but I also enjoy my freedom and doing things my way. I'll probably regret that when I'm old, can barely look after myself and my children consider me a nuisance they feel obligated to tolerate, but I'll deal with that then.

23. No, Glenn, Rabbit and Adven are three separate people.

24. There is a lot of sexual obsession on the board. Thank God. I give Glenn the credit, but I try to do my part. I don't know if certain men and women are on a sexual collision course, but I certainly hope so and that I'm one of them.

See? I'm an open book. If I missed anything, feel free to ask. I'm normally reticent to make myself the center of attention, but I'll do my best.

Lucy

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 8:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Egbok

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 8:09 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Mocha

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 8:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Adven Rules! Besos.

Sbw

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 8:10 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
**Glenn's thread about me has convinced me I am as fascinating as I've always assumed.**

Of course you are.

As far as Stud39 - he was fun, it is a shame you subdued him. :)

Herckleperckle

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 8:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
You won't regret being unmasked?



Just curious as to why wild and crazy in Vegas, and not in Mystic? The players?

Glenn

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 8:47 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
And the real story is:

1. Annagator is a petite strawberry blonde at 117 with no children.

2. Squaredsc carried a purse full of condoms.

3. Wink is an intelligent woman.

4. A squirrel on a freeway is a great visual image.

5. Ony time will prove this.

6. What a likely excuse.

7. I agree on the yes part.

8. I have had my arm around Lancecrossfire but he is a nice guy and I am not ashamed to admit it.

9. No kidding

10. Speaks volumes

11. LOL

12. I give up, this guy must live in fantasy land.

Spygirl

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 9:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
You know, I have a picture of Glenn and Lance that would most likely bring me a lot of money.

Hmmmmmm....I do have those student loans to consider....

Herckleperckle

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 9:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
If we're talking cyber dollars, I'll bid!



Spygirl

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 9:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Sorry, HP, but we're not talking about cyber loans

Herckleperckle

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 9:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Well, sorry, I'll have to wait to see what shows up in the TVCHEnquirer.

Herckleperckle

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 9:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


Egbok

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 9:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Herckleperckle, you find the best graphics!!

Herckleperckle

Sunday, January 25, 2004 - 10:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Thanks, Ms Eggie! <Just hope I'm not causing the mods to grind their teeth.>

Hope you're feeling a mite better this evening. Adven (and his feisty friends) are enough to make me break up and forget my troubles! They know how to play, that's for sure.





Juju2bigdog

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 12:03 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ack!!!! Adven and I have almost the same birthday!

Goddessatlaw

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 6:52 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I saw that, Juju - we're in this together, girl. Maybe his birthdate is in Chinese monkey years or Julian Calendar and we're off the hook. As for me, I no longer have birthdays - just anniversary celebrations of the Rolling Stones concert in Denver last year.

Adven

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 7:48 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Thanks for those who gave kisses. I was a little disappointed Glenn wasn't one of them. He wasn't nearly so shy in Hackensack.

Sbw, the board frowns on the creation of a second account under another name. Besides, I kept getting Stud's password confused with my own. One of us had to go, so I smothered him with a pillow while he slept one night.

I was never masked, HP. No one bothered to ask. I'll be wild in Vegas because it's Vegas. Also, Pamy will neuter me if I'm not. I'll be wild in Mystic, too, if enough people take up a collection.

Juju, you might want to sit down for this: we were conjoined Siamese twins, separated at birth.

Reader234

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 7:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


I'm in that birthday crowd too! :)

Jan

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 8:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    


My, My, My. Wish I were going to Vegas and Mystic!

Resortgirl

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 9:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
When were you and Glenn in Hackensack Adven??? It's only a 30 minute drive from me.... jeez... ya could have stopped in for a visit!

Adven

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 9:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Thanks, RG. I was going to suggest it, but Glenn gets very possessive if anyone pays any attention to me. I didn't want him getting petulant and causing a scene.

Resortgirl

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 10:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Adven, don't you think after 2 years I know how to handle Glenn??? He runs in fear at the sight of the furlined handcuffs!!

Pamy

Monday, January 26, 2004 - 7:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oh Adven you always make me laugh!

Vegas, with you, Glenn, and Lance!!! I can't control my excitement!

Neko
Member

08-22-2002

Tuesday, January 27, 2004 - 6:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yeah for February Birthdays!!

Herckleperckle
Member

11-22-2003

Tuesday, January 27, 2004 - 11:13 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Does Glenn = Rabbit? pix