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Fanny

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 2:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

How careful do I have to be when typing "muffed punt"?

Thanks,

Succumbing to Bad Influences

Luvmyjrt

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 6:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven;

You said the Steelers ruled! Can we get married? Right now -- I long for the good old days! And these folks are getting down right dirty! Whatcha say we fight for the fumble for a while!

Signed,

Good Hands

Pamy

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 8:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Good to see we are getting back on track

Reader234

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 9:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
cant believe no one remembers football is all about penatration

Egbok

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 9:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
....<...but ^5's Reader!!..>

Mak1

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 9:19 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
READER!!

Mocha

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 9:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
<and scoring, and the instant replay, and the touchback, and i could go on>

Pamy

Thursday, December 11, 2003 - 10:31 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Wahooo!!! WTG Reader!!! Another one to the wild side, who's next?!

Ddr1135

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 4:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
WhooHoo Reader!!!!

Sasman

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 6:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I'm glad that we got this back on track. LOL Fanny on 'muffed punt'!!!

Bandit

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 9:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    

Quote:

Dear Adven,

Do you think Bandit would go diving with me?

Signed,
Cliff





LOL!!!

Gidget

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 10:37 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Well will you just lookie here?

Pamy

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 12:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
It's a Festivus Miracle!!!

Egbok

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 12:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

Recently we had a very beautiful full moon. My question is, do you believe the full moon has a strange effect on some people...say like people who enjoy the color of teal?

Signed,
Howling at the Moon


Zules

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 12:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

What is the meaning of life?

Signed,
Just Wonderin'

Sillycalimomma

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 1:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

Hi there-long time listener, first time caller. Oops, I mean long time lurker first time poster here.
Is it true that your children will give you 10 times a harder life when they are teenagers as you had given your own parents? And if so is there some child exchange program I may sign up for before my daughters 13th birthday?
Signed,
Perfect Angel with a devilish past.

Sasman

Friday, December 12, 2003 - 2:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

Is this the meaning of a muff?

Muff

Yours truly,
Diver

Heyltslori

Monday, December 15, 2003 - 5:31 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

You've got a bunch of questions piling up. What gives?

Oh...and how do you take your coffee?

Just wonderin',
Lori


Twiggyish

Monday, December 15, 2003 - 7:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
psssst Lori.. I bet he takes his coffee in a mug. Just a thought here.

Luvmyjrt

Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 6:01 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oh ADVEN?????????? Where are you?

Signed;

Do we need an Amber Alert????

Herckleperckle

Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 1:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Adven, much more serious business here: Which of SoLifeLike's Moroccan recipes should I prepare for Christmas? I can't decide. Please pick for me so I can thank (or blame) you!!

Reader234

Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 1:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

Do you need a {{HUG}} or more eye candy?

curious

Herckleperckle

Saturday, December 20, 2003 - 3:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Let's test him, shall we?







Danzdol

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 1:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Charlize looks beautiful in that picture........

Sillycalimomma

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 11:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,
Have you been fired? Have you decided to take a leave? I am concerned I may lose my chance at the child exchange program...if one should exsist. Are you out there still or are we all going to have to stop being lazy and find our own answers in life?
Signed,
Lazy Housewife

Twiggyish

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 12:05 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
This is just a guess, but I think this must be a busy time for him.

Mocha

Friday, January 09, 2004 - 12:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

Have you abandoned your thread? Also I'm bored, how should I entertain myself?

Sincerely,

Mo

Fanny

Friday, January 09, 2004 - 12:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Mocha,

Just to help out Adven here for a minute, may I suggest you review the contents of your nightstand?

Love,
Fanny

Grannyg

Friday, January 09, 2004 - 1:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Fanny,

What could possibly be in Mocha's nightstand that would help her with being bored? A Bible, flashlight?

Love
Granny

Bandit

Friday, January 09, 2004 - 1:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Adven,

Have you just fallen off the face of the earth? Inquiring minds want to know.

Thanks,

Missing You

Bigd

Saturday, January 10, 2004 - 4:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LMAO at Fanny!!!!!!

Rosie

Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 7:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Adven, I don't know what to do. It is only January and I am already doing my spring cleaning. What do you think caused this strange behavior? And, why am I actually enjoying all of this work?

Just wondering.................


Adven

Tuesday, January 13, 2004 - 7:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Dear Rosie et al:
I have been derelict in my duties as a conscientious advice columnist. I see I have a considerable number of letters from the disenfranchised and woebegone to respond to. Unfortunately, the Playboy channel has an interesting documentary on playing beach volleyball in the nude that has piqued my professional curiosity. I will respond to all in the morning.
Don't let the bed bugs bite,
Adven