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Whoami

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 8:39 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Saw this article on another board. Kinda interesting....

Ideal Man/Woman


Hmmm....looks like I'm gonna need to move to Portland if I'm ever going to find someone willing to date me! I guess they wouldn't like my mom there though, she's ultra skinny.

Pamy

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 8:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I don't need to take the test, I know the ideal man and I married him!!

Mizinvanccouver

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 8:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Whoami...you and me both have to move to Portland, OR! LOL What an interesting article. Thanks for sharing! (I'm pretty close to Portland,OR about an 8 hour drive.)

ETA: Lucky you Pamy...rub it in why don't you?? LOL


Mak1

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 9:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I married the ideal man for me, too...and I know I'm fortunate in that regard.

Max

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 9:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Well, I'm in Portland and would like to know just exactly WHERE these men are who prefer women with a few extra pounds!!! :)

Pamy

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 10:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Miz...(sshhhhh, just scoring some pre-Christmas gift points!) lol

Sisalou

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 10:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
(sisalou is packing her bags to move to Portland)

Herckleperckle

Monday, December 22, 2003 - 11:15 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I want to relocate my dh to Portland just long enough to re-educate him.

Whoami

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 1:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
What would happen if all us overweight people moved to Portland? Would we tip the continent, and mess up the coastline?

Jmm

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 1:02 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL Who, E-mailing Santa right now to make sure there is an extra gift for you in his bag for that one.

Whoami

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 1:46 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
LOL Jmm. I actually do have thoughts like that enter my head at times. Not so much tipping the continent. But...when I'm on the plane, I wonder how much my extra weight could actually put the plane off balance. You should have seen my concern when a woman even bigger than I am sat next to me on the way to Long Beach. Now that should have really put the plane into a roll with both of us on the same side!

Zules

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 9:09 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Okay, that's it. I'm outta here too! In Miami they like them skinny and with short hair. Meanwhile, I have long hair down to my big butt!

Hey girls, let's roadtrip it to Portland!

Twiggyish

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 1:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I also married the ideal man for me. He's not a movie star, and he's not a body builder but he's just right for me.

Whoami

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 2:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hmmm....Portland...."portly"....I wonder if there's where the name of the city came from?

...hope I'm not offending anyone with these silly comments. I often laugh at myself like this, and since I'm...portly...I just had to laugh at it!

Moondance

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 6:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My Ideal Man is Cowboy:)

Mocha

Tuesday, December 23, 2003 - 7:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I haven't met mine yet. But he would have to like portly.

Djgirl

Monday, December 29, 2003 - 11:32 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Got him! :)

Costacat

Monday, December 29, 2003 - 2:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    

Quote:

Miami and San Diego: People here have an unusually strong preference for dating someone who is svelte.




ROTFLMAO!! OMG, this is SOOOO true!! Sad, but I swear every "blind date" I've had in the last 100 years has asked about my body type. (And, although I could be considered "svelte," I always ALWAYS answer "average!)

"Unusually strong..."???? LOL. Yeah, definitely!

Oregonfire

Monday, December 29, 2003 - 2:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My ideal man is a metrosexual. He'd be one of the "Queer Eye" guys--but with just enough testoterone to find me appealing. Knows about fine wine, 300-thread count sheets, iPods, and black turtlenecks as a fashion staple.

In short, I want the male version of me, or the the more hip version of me. Sorry, I have no range when it comes to potential life partners.

Texasdeb

Monday, December 29, 2003 - 5:50 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I think a metrosexual would be my perfect match too. He would keep you on your toes about personal & domestic upkeep. I feel my best when I look my best & I have gotten real lazy on the days I'm not active at being a "Professional business woman". Heck, I sometimes don't leave my house on the wk-ends because I don't want to mess with putting myself together to go out.

Oregonfire

Monday, December 29, 2003 - 7:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I hear you, Texasdeb! I'm so low maintenance--I have to be prodded to buy new clothes and shoes. But I wouldn't want an anal taskmaster for a husband either--he'd have to have some comfy sweats and be able to chill too.

Angelsluv

Tuesday, December 30, 2003 - 12:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yeah I, too asked Santa for my ideal man under my Christmas Tree with a big bow strategically placed on his... uummm... But anyways, all I got was socks and underoos *LOL*

Whoami

Saturday, January 03, 2004 - 4:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hmmmmm.....

Looks like we may have to wait to pack our bags for Portland ladies.

New report shows 5 of the top 10 "fattest cities" to be in Texas!

And The Fattest City Is...

Well, they may prefer them Portly in Portland. But looks like we'd at least be more of the norm in Texas!


Llkoolaid

Saturday, January 03, 2004 - 8:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My ideal man is 95, one foot in the grave the other on a banana peel and his balls dripping in diamonds. Come to mama!

Lancecrossfire

Saturday, January 03, 2004 - 12:57 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Anna Nichole Smith beat you to him him Kool.

Llkoolaid

Saturday, January 03, 2004 - 3:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ah darn, guess I have to keep looking

Jed245

Saturday, January 03, 2004 - 8:28 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hmm my ideal woman.... :o)

One that loves me will do just fine. :o)

Jed.