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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Sunday, April 04, 2004 - 3:06 pm
Sorry I'm late getting back with Warren, Lance. We've had QUITE the weekend. Those stories you read about Warren's propensity for drinking...well, they were true. However, after hiding in Who's apple, he seemed hell-bent on consuming appletinis! Friday night is a blue of green.... To sober him up a little after his "Tini" night, we spent Saturday morning administering the ACT. As Adven so accurately described, we dismissed two students for filling in ovals after time...just for the heck of it! The students weren't going to leave, but when Warren showed them his muscles (and his bloodshot eyes), they tore out of the room! The rest of the group spent the rest of the morning tossing terrified glances Warren's way; I hope we didn't mess up their ACT scores too badly! *****evil laugh**** Last night, Warren and I had a lovely date to see Stars on Ice. While I thought he might really be attracted to some of the ladies (Yuka Sato and Katia Gordeeva are rather pretty), he seemed most taken with Paul Wylie. Something about the rhyming /alliteration possibilities between Wylie, Willie and Warren? (Sorry...I was too nervous to investigate that further!) I managed to hold him to just 3 drinks during the date, but he was a complete wreck when he learned that we LOST an hour of sleep last night! He spent 3 hours just looking for that hour, in a rather frenzied manner, I might add, but I finally convinced him that SLEEPING back in his safe apple would be the best bet. Before leaving, Warren begged to try some of the techniques I've described in my book...but #1, the bass fishing in Michigan in April requires a saw to cut holes in the ice (NOT a job you want to do naked), and #2...even though Warren LOVES the naked part, I convinced him trout might like him TOO much...He is such a cute worm, after all! Instead, we spent the day down at the race track...turns out Warren loves the smell of gas as much I do. We did a few "redneck" races (don't ask)...and I'm pleased to say, Warren is now the proud owner of 3 shot guns, 2 Dixie flags, a jalopy truck and 4 pints of moonshine! We'll hit Daytona on our next outing! Soooo...Lance, I hope Warren is recovered. He's had QUITE the busy weekend....I really did intend to return him on time, but well...you know, that "lost" hour turned into a lost day or two!
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Monday, April 05, 2004 - 9:34 am
That was beautiful, Teach ,<sniff, sniff> just beautiful. It is so heartening to see we have a love connection after this recent spat of homicides, cannibalism and substance abuse. Bless you! Today's lucky E of H honoree is < rap on the xylophone > Rosie! Rosie hails from the great state of, well, I'm not sure. She's clearly a suspicious sort and has not provided that information. It's remarkable that we even managed to get her E of H to her. Rosie enjoys pretending she understands binary fusion and accusing the neighborhood kids of raiding her cherry tree, even though she doesn't have one. Her goal in life is to bomb Helsinki.
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Monday, April 05, 2004 - 10:00 am
Adven, just like Santa Claus, you made your delivery of the E of H without obvious damage -- so far. For reasons that will become known at a later time -- the E of H will be known as "Socks" today.
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Monday, April 05, 2004 - 4:23 pm
Dear Adven, whether you are secretly Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, you managed to deliver your E of H to my home. There was a problem with your delivery, however, an earthquake occurred in Big Bear and Loma Linda. The Cal-Tech earthquake team would like to discuss this matter with you as soon as possible. My cat, SandyGirl, ran in to my room and threw something at me to wake me up. Of course, I thought it was a sock because she loves socks -- socks are toys to her. She carries socks from room-to-room and back again. Imagine my surprise, when I felt that soft, squishy E of H land in my face. Ugh. Errr what a delightful surprise. In order to protect the E of H, I thanked SandyGirl for bringing me such a nice sock. (Hoping that if she thinks E of H is a sock that she will play nice) In keeping with Adven's suggestion that "Socks" stick to a low-carb diet, Socks skipped breakfast saying that he was not hungry. Socks decided that he wanted to go to
We saw all of the Disney characters and Socks joined right in the fun. Here is Socks having fun with and more fun with After all of this excitement, I finally talked Socks into going home. We ate a healthy lunch of Socks and SandyGirl then went outside to play with some friends SandyGirl's friend ,the Dalmation, took a turn at playing with Socks and then Socks played with some of his own friends Oh no - we even saw the always hungry Juju B. How did he/she find Socks? SandyGirl had to protect Socks from Juju B. Then we came indoors and settled down for some light reading on Binary Fusion. Socks informed me that Binary Fusion, is literally how opposite poles can be fused with a non-destructive series of harmonics based on PHI (The Golden Mean)...The Golden Section, or Sacred Cut, between opposites, Is How They Fuse... and then poor Socks fell asleep. Socks dreamed of . 
Socks is awake now and anxious to return to his best buddy, Adven. Socks got dressed up in his best traveling clothes for the trip home.
So, Adven, this is how your E of H spent his day in California with Rosie. Oh, he pleaded with me to let one of his new friends accompany him to your home and here they are together. (He said that he wants to marry this friend and wants the Hon. Tess to perform the ceremony) Also, you may need to retain Legal to assist with that earthquake investigation.

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Jan
Member
08-01-2000
| Monday, April 05, 2004 - 4:28 pm
On second thought , Adven, I never want a visit from the E of H, please. I could never top any of these stories. They just keep getting better and better!!! Well done, Rosie 
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Monday, April 05, 2004 - 4:50 pm
Thank you Jan. It was fun to do and difficult to stop putting more into the story.
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Monday, April 05, 2004 - 6:01 pm
<slaps stupid Socks into a cardboard box and stomps out>

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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Monday, April 05, 2004 - 10:04 pm
Juju...make sure there's alcohol in that box! Socks (or Warren...or whoever) is not going to take such treatment lightly...especially from a wormnapper!! 
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Littlec
Member
11-14-2003
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 12:05 pm
Great story Rosie <JujuB creeps in looking for a sock>
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 6:39 pm
<races in, looks around for worms, dashes out>
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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 9:18 pm
<hands Juju a drink...too much running in and out can cause dehydration>
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Littlec
Member
11-14-2003
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 9:25 pm
<races in, drops off fear factor potato bugs>
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 11:37 pm
<races in, grabs drink, slurps it down> Thanks, Teach. Let me tell you I am seriously reconsidering the joys of pet ownership, even other people's pets.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, April 07, 2004 - 6:17 am
Sorry, Warren and I got lost on the interstate yesterday. He's a great worm, but a horrible navigator. And, of course, being a guy, I wouldn't ask for directions. Rosie (formerly Grannie), that was great. You sure know how to show a worm a good time. Unlike some other recipients I could mention, it's nice to see yours made it back alive and sober. Today's E of H honoree is < complete orchestra tuning up > Juju2bigdog! Juju hails from just about anywhere. I'm not even sure she has an actual home since she's always in places like Prague, Paris or Pluto. Juju's hobbies include taking a bite out of crime and not being home. One day she hopes to open a school for young dogs to teach fire hydrant etiquette.
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Wednesday, April 07, 2004 - 9:21 am
Hey! I was supposed to get a worm today, and my place is empty!
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Wednesday, April 07, 2004 - 4:56 pm
He probably ran away...straight to a bar!
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Wednesday, April 07, 2004 - 5:01 pm
I think he eloped............
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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Wednesday, April 07, 2004 - 10:09 pm
Bet it's that "navigation" thing Adven mentioned earlier! On second thought...all that dashing in and out might have confused the "wayfaring" travelers -- Warren's head might be a bit "slushy" from some of these visits! Hope he shows up soon...Can't wait to see what happens with YOUR special E of H day!
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 12:31 pm
They're probably in jail. Must be a high bond. Geez. What did they do?
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 3:41 pm
Committed multiple felonies? Should someone take up a collection for bail if it's offered?
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Littlec
Member
11-14-2003
| Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 3:46 pm
uh oh, I hope it wasn't those fear factor potato bugs.
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 5:02 pm
Ewwww...
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 9:50 pm
Potato bugs?????? Ack!!! <races out like a cheetah with a cootie infestation>

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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Saturday, April 10, 2004 - 10:17 pm
<hauls in a new load of potato bugs to replace the missing ones>

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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Monday, April 12, 2004 - 5:05 pm
I find it rather suspicious that the last time we saw Adven and the E of H, Juju was the recipient! Are you holding them hostage Juju?
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