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Texannie
Member

07-16-2001

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 9:21 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Is this the place to rant about your dear?? hubby???? If not, sorry, but I am hijacking it!
Our puppy steals socks and leaves them out in the back yard. This morning my husband throws a fit because I have lost all of his sock! HELLO??? since when did it become my exclusive job to go retreive them?? She doesn't take mine!

Deesandy
Member

08-12-2003

Friday, February 27, 2004 - 3:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Sounds like a smart doggie!

Happymom
Member

01-20-2003

Sunday, February 29, 2004 - 3:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I just read this whole thread! What great entertainment for a Sunday afternoon! Thanks to everyone! (My youngest just said, "Mom, why are you grinning?")

Deesandy
Member

08-12-2003

Tuesday, March 02, 2004 - 6:23 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Last night my husband played computer games for four hours while I was working. I came home to a kitchen full of dishes and a husband wanting nooky.

Guess what didn't happen?

Starfire
Member

02-12-2003

Tuesday, March 02, 2004 - 8:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
oh I have the same problem here Deesandy. Mine likes to play all evening with his buddy on line most of the evening, dosen't hardly say two words to me and then he thinks it slap and tickle time! I make supper only because I work 3rd shift and want to eat and then I dish mine up and if he wants some he can dish his own up.

Deesandy
Member

08-12-2003

Tuesday, March 02, 2004 - 8:47 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I really hate those computer games!

Tabbyking
Member

03-11-2002

Tuesday, March 02, 2004 - 1:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
oh, dee, the dishwashing didn't happen?! :-)

Deesandy
Member

08-12-2003

Tuesday, March 02, 2004 - 4:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Tabby, the dishes are done, but the dh is not!

Rslover
Member

11-19-2002

Sunday, March 07, 2004 - 9:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Listen to this song!
http://www.madblast.com/view.cfm?type=FunFlash&display=2180

Landi
Member

07-29-2002

Sunday, March 07, 2004 - 10:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROFLMAO!!! that's too funny!

Deesandy
Member

08-12-2003

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 5:24 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
"some poison tea, Dee"

Too cute!

Kady
Member

07-30-2000

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 6:17 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Cute...now I'm gonna have that tune in my head all day. :-)

Lumbele
Member

07-12-2002

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 12:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
According to the electrician if a couple survives a kitchen/bath renovation they have a good marriage. I'll let ya know how we did, or whether I had to use one of those 50 ways.LOL

Karuuna
Member

08-31-2000

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 1:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Well, I guess I'm a party pooper here, because I didn't find that funny at all. My apologies for hurting anyone's feelings, but that song was incredibly cruel and mean-spirited, IMO.

Call me humorless if you like, and some of you probably will, but I spent many years doing domestic abuse counseling, for both female and male battered spouses; and I think some things are just inappropriate to try to make into some kind of perverse humor.

Admittedly, humor can be a way of dealing with difficulties, but I have to wonder how many of you wouldn't be absolutely horrified at a song that listed 50 ways to MURDER your wife...

Just my

Weinermr
Member

08-18-2001

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 2:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Thanks Kar, for saying what I was feeling. My anger, hurt, and disappointment got in the way of my saying it in an appropriate manner.

Karuuna
Member

08-31-2000

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 2:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Weiner

Hermione69
Member

07-24-2002

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 2:32 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I can't hear the lyrics, but I think Karuuna has a good point. My ex-husband used to sing a few lines from some Guns N' Roses song to me-- the one that goes "I used to love her, but I had to kill her" and goes on to say something about burying her 6 feet under, but still hearing her complain. I hated it when he sang that to me. I would ask him to stop and he would keep going and laugh and laugh. It made me feel very bad inside. I didn't find it funny at all. Naturally, he found it hysterical. It was just one more symptom of our unhealthy marriage. Now some couples may laugh at that song, and the song above, and as long as both are really okay with it, it should be fine. I know we all have differences in our senses of humor, but that was a good reminder from Karuuna that is always good to look at things from the other side.

Landi
Member

07-29-2002

Monday, March 08, 2004 - 2:34 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
i guess at the time i was being a little pi$$y at the husband cuz i had just come from being dragged to a gold panning show 2 1/2 hours away, and spending my whole day looking at dredges and pans. the whole trip was 12 hours. i never meant to hurt any feelings because i laughed, i'd never do anything to hurt my husband... well except for "smack him with a pan - lan"

hehehe


March
Member

10-02-2003

Tuesday, March 09, 2004 - 9:20 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Yesterday something happened to our phone line at home. It decided to stop working. Would ring in busy if someone called and from the house it was very loud static. Now my DH stopped into the house yesterday morning (I was at work)to pick up some stuff before he left to go on the road for the week for work. He discovered that the phone was not working but did he call the phone company to get it fixed, NO. I know he couldn't use the house phone but he could have called from his cell phone. That way they would have been out there yesterday afternoon to fix the problem. Instead I found this out when I get home from work last night. So of course they cannot send anyone out to fix the line until today so I had to spend the night without any phone service. Made for a quiet evening BUT it irked me that he didn't call to get it fixed.


Deesandy
Member

08-12-2003

Tuesday, March 09, 2004 - 12:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Today I asked my husband for a wash cloth for our daughter, who decided to get into the shower with me. Taking advantage of the situation I wanted to wash her hair. She needs a wash cloth to cover her eyes.

He actually asked me where they were.

Um, in the same place they have been for four years perhaps?

Hippyt
Member

09-10-2001

Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 5:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My husband just told me he doesn't know how to make a sandwhich.
I was trying to finally watch "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" in my bedroom. I had the close captions on so I could "hear" it over the noise of the five children who have taken over my house.
Hubby wakes up from a nice,long nap. I asked him to make the kids some sandwhiches for dinner. He says he doesn't know how to make sandwhiches.
So,I go make sandwhiches. He comes in the kitchen and askes me what I'm doing. I tell him,I'm sweeping the floor,but I don't suppose someone who doesn't know how to make a sandwhich would know how to sweep a floor either.
A few minutes later,he tells me he isn't feeling the love in the room.
I can't tell you what I told him then,I'd probably get kicked off the board.

Tabbyking
Member

03-11-2002

Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 6:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
i'd swat him with the broom and say, "ooops! sorry. thought you said you didn't feel the love in the broom!" then i'd swing my leg over the stick and ride off screeching into the sky. :-)

actually, one song comes to mind about men in general and it's 'the man song'. a male friend first introduced us to it.

i'll go find the words.

Tabbyking
Member

03-11-2002

Saturday, March 13, 2004 - 7:03 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Music and Lyrics by Sean Morey

Ladies and Gentlemen, THE MAN SONG!

(He's the man! He's the man!)
I don't take no crap from anybody else but you.
I wear the pants around here when I'm finished with your laundry.
"Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight.
When I say "Jump" you say "Yeah, right"
I'm the man of this house until you get home.
(He's the man! He's the man!)

What I say goes around here right out the window.
And I don't wanna hear a lot of whining so I'll shut up.
The sooner you learn whose boss around here,
The sooner you can give me my orders dear.
'Cause I'm head honcho around here but it's all in my head.
(He's the man! He's the man!)

And I can have sex anytime that you want.
"Cause I'm a man who has needs but they're not that important.
And don't expect any flowers from me
'Cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry.
I'm the King of my castle when you're not around.
(He's the man! He's the man!)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I wanna get in trouble.
And I'll come home when I'm good and ready to sleep on the couch.
'Cause a mans' gotta do what a mans' gotta do
And I'm gonna do what you tell me to.
'Cause I'm top dog around here
But I've been neutered!
(He's the man! He's the man! You Da Man!)



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06-30-2002

Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 1:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
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Deesandy
Member

08-12-2003

Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 1:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
My apologies!