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Suitsmefine
Member

07-29-2002

Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 4:43 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
A Wonderpussy living with a Colossus member????
(with a sombrero on his head singing "to all the girls I've loved before?)

Mocha
Member

12-03-2003

Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 5:30 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I have no problem with brothels, especially those owned by women. :-)

Sillycalimomma
Member

11-18-2003

Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 5:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lol-true story here- I went up to Canada a few years back with a group of friends. We were on our way up to Whistler and decided we could not drive any further. Funds were tight and we decided to break off into groups to try and search for a cheap place we could all stay. DH, DD (who was 4 at the time) and a dear friend of mine were in one group. We saw a building with large neon signs stating rooms were only $20 a night. Woohoo! We thought. Thats the hotel for us. We waltz right on in there and within minutes I knew we were certainly in the wrong place. Behind the check in desk was a bar....behind the bar we could see a strip club. Yikes I thought-these Canadians! DH asked if there were any rooms available (hey we had been driving some 12 hours we weren't thinking clearly) just as an old man and a twentysomething young lady came out of a hallway announcing "you Jim, this guy can only pay for an hour"
The man behind the counter looked at DH and I said he had a room of course. Then looked down at DD then said "course we usually don't let the little ones in with you, she'll have to wait out here" My friend turned to me and we realized where we were and WHAT this guy thought we wanted to do! We booked it out of there without another word and ran all the way back to the car in fits of laughter. I still laugh about it to this day. I was so naive.....
brothels....gotta love em hey?

Herckleperckle
Member

11-22-2003

Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 6:45 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
<Looking down on the goings on as the remote Greek Goddess that HP is, ever so gently moving pawns on her astral chessboard.>

Oooooooooooo-kaaaaaaaaaay! Brothels. Now why is that the first corrupt thing that pops into Adven's head? I think he has overly influenced some of his followers.

And why, of all people here, would it be our sweet, innocent Silly who actually owns footwear that may yet sport brothel residue?



Mak1
Member

08-12-2002

Thursday, January 29, 2004 - 8:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
ROFL HPsilly!!

"This is the craziest party there could ever be. Don't turn on the lights cuz I don't wanna see."

~HPme


Adven
Member

03-21-2003

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 4:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Well, HP HP, I don't consider brothels corrupt. If more people went into prostitution and fewer into politics,insurance or banking, I think the world would be a better place. You'd still get screwed, but at least you'd enjoy it.

Now, I know this will come as quite a blow for the rest of you, but you don't actually exist. You are a figment of HP's or my mind. Sorry. I would have preferred that you continue to enjoy the illusion of existence, but HP insisted on pushing the issue. She's a nice woman, but she can be a party pooper at times.


Rosie
Member

01-02-2004

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 5:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Adven, I have been wondering if, in RL, your name is Bill Gates?


Mocha
Member

12-03-2003

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 5:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I thought we were Zuzu's figments? Ok now I'm really confused. Is Zuzu a figment of Hp which in turn also makes us Hp's figments through Zuzu? Or is Hp a figment of Zuzu and then we're Hp's figment which makes Zuzu a figment also? Nevermind I think I just need a drink.

Adven
Member

03-21-2003

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 5:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I feel your pain, one and all. I can imagine it's not easy to be told you don't exist. The easiest way to look at is as kind of a Matrix thing, with me being Neo and HP being Mr. Smith. Brittany Spears? Barbara Walters? Indira Gandhi? All HP. Frank Sinatra? Bill Clinton? That co-worker who leers at you occasionally and makes you uncomfortable? All me. Now, I'm working to get you all free from your pods, but technology confuses and intimidates me, so it could take a while. Anyway, I's suggest you enjoy your pseudo-reality while you can. Your real reality could turn out to be a real pain in the ass.

Herckleperckle
Member

11-22-2003

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 5:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Adven, you have confidence, I'll say that. You do know what confidence is, don't you? It's the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Here's the situation: A clever man tells a woman he understands her; a less clever one tries to prove it.

Egbok
Member

08-13-2000

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 6:48 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Oh my gawd....I think Herckle really is Adven!

Mak1
Member

08-12-2002

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 6:51 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
That HP sure is a smart woman, aren't I? Adven, I keep having a nagging feeling that Admin is not Adven. When I start to think even deeper, I wonder how I can be the people who post in areas I don't post in. If I continue to think, as my head is beginning to spin, I wonder when I became the wenches and how I created such awe-inspiring, hilarious entertainment...especially in the years before I knew I was here! It's all too much at times. I think I need to go puke in the bushes. Oh, wait...I think it's you who does that. Just remember what I just told you about confidence and have a happy valentine's day.

~HP

Herckleperckle
Member

11-22-2003

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 7:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    






Juju2bigdog
Member

10-27-2000

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 9:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Mocha, not to worry. Everybody here remains, and always has been, a figment of my imagination. Occasionally, as you know, some of the figments get out of line, but I don't like to kill them off unless I have to.

Mocha
Member

12-03-2003

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 9:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ahh ok Zuzu. I was worried there for a moment.

Herckleperckle
Member

11-22-2003

Friday, January 30, 2004 - 10:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
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Grannyg
Member

05-28-2002

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 7:11 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I like being a part of juju's figment imagination. that way, whatever i do, i really didn't do.

Glenn
Member

07-31-2003

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 7:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Granny, the truth is, Juju really means fragmented imagination.

Hiya Adven. I see you are struggling to keep your thread alive. Want some help?

Ddr
Member

08-19-2001

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 8:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hey Adven! Make my pseudo-reality complete with 10 million dollars and a 24-year old male model who likes hair scrunchies!

Herckleperckle
Member

11-22-2003

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 9:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
So, life is but a dream. And this dream seems to have a decided carnival flavor. A Master of Ceremonies; rabbits; collosuses; illusions; and sideshows, overflowing with angels, roses, lawyers, musicians, tigers, froggies, faerys, goddesses, eggs, twinkles and winks, lances, hippy moms and grannies, chocolate, spinning heads and scrunchies.

Mocha
Member

08-12-2001

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 10:53 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Glenn, my prince, since Adven is out of town or something like that you may as well take over things for the moment.

Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 11:00 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Umm, Glenn, grab your pants first, k?

Glenn
Member

07-05-2003

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 5:24 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Mocha, it is such an empty feeling to take over things without the proximity of Adven. I obtain so much enjoyment knowing how stressed out he gets researching his file of comeback responses that I offer my therapist a bonus if she picks up on my enthusiasm prior to my saying anything.

HP, I have always loved that part.......life is but a dream. I will maintain a firm grasp on my pants and Mystic will end all mysteries.

Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 5:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Glenn, you're so much sweeter than Adven! Have I caught the spinning head syndrome, or did I pick up the peculiar cadence of Mware in your response? Anyway, glad you're thoroughly in control of your duds. Can't wait for Mystic!!

Mak1
Member

08-12-2002

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 7:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Just 8 more months to go, HP! I can't wait!

~HP

Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Saturday, January 31, 2004 - 7:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Can't wait to meet you there, too, HP-Mak! It may take til then for our teeth to stop chattering and our heads to stop spinning!
smiley

Glenn
Member

07-05-2003

Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 6:58 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
HP, thanks for noticing. I expect those kind of observations in one of Adven's folders is the type of thing that becomes the highlight of his day.

Funny you should mention that part about Mware. The two of us have some common interests.

Mocha, it is just not the same thing for me. While Adven loves to have things all to himself, I find it much more fun to square off in the center of the ring with him.

Adven
Member

02-06-2001

Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 1:49 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Jeez, Glenn, you're getting kind of fiesty in a Norman Mailer/ Ernest Hemingway kind of way. I never believed male hormone replacement therapy actually worked, but you've convinced me.
Your need to engage me is understandable: if I weren't me, I'd be fascinated by me, too. In fact, I'm me and I'm still fascinated. Unfortunately, this unseemly desire to engage in a pseudo alpha male joust might be interpreted by some as obsessive and mildly neurotic, if not latently homosexual. Not me, of course. If the topic is me, I love it. It's ironic, though, that in struggling so mightily to unmask the man behind the legend, as you have so graciously and accurately called me, you may merely be perpetuating the legend itself.


Glenn
Member

07-05-2003

Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 2:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Amazing how that works isn't it?

Lancecrossfire
Moderator

07-13-2000

Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 2:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
When Glenn and I interact on the board, Juju calls it the Glenn and Lance show. I can hardly wait to see what she calls this! LOL

I like to call it a great time.:-)

Herckleperckle
Member

11-20-2003

Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 3:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
tas

Hmmmm. And just when I think I have someone cornered . . . !!

Juju2bigdog
Member

10-27-2000

Sunday, February 01, 2004 - 4:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Lance, I could try to describe it, but we might run out of red dots on the board.