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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 4:07 pm
There there Jan. I am sure the heavenly father sees the forgiveness in your soul. Amen.
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 7:07 pm
I don't know about this wannabe worm. I'm sure he's nice and all, but how happy is he? How happy can he be? Everyone who gets him will have to cheer him up! How about a Ferret Of Happiness? Ferrets are way happy!
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 7:39 pm
I dunno Jhezzie. Then some poor unsuspecting rat hater will think the FofH is a rat and set out a rat trap....and....ugh, I just don't want to think of the possibilities.....shudder.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 8:26 pm
To be honest, Jh, I've got a few concerns about this woebegone worm myself. I realize his brother died gruesomely yesterday and all, but, I mean, get over it. We've got a Happiness Crusade to run here and this blubbering over Warren is already wearing on my last nerve. Let's be honest: Warren was a wormanizer and the only time he was actually "happy" was when he was so drunk he had to crawl. I'm not calling in the ferrets just yet - I'll smack some happiness into Restin if I have to - but this is quickly turning into a major downer.
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 9:18 pm
Hmmmm, maybe things are all for the best then. If/when my day comes, can't say that I would be very happy around a boozer worm....
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 9:21 pm
Socks was not a drinker WhoMum. <thinks Socks is back in California though cause we did have an itty bitty earthquake again>
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Wednesday, April 14, 2004 - 10:56 pm
Speaking of "blubbering," I still can't get this spot out of my rug where that pickled worm "blubbered" up those last rounds of tequila...
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Friday, April 16, 2004 - 7:43 pm
Ok...how long can it take to slap around a worm? It's Friday and nobody has a worm in their folder! Adven didn't accidently...
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Saturday, April 17, 2004 - 8:15 am
Sorry, Jh. Restin's still blubbering like a beached whale and weeping like a willow. Strangely, trying to slap a little happiness into him seems to have had the opposite effect. His behavior has gone from unseemly and unmanly to a kind of surreal parody of mourning. It's actually kind of entertaining to watch and, unlike with TV, you don't have to worry about brain cancer from sitting too close. I've loaded him up with an array of expired pharmaceuticals I found in a trunk in the attic, so I'm confident in saying we'll be good to go tomorrow.
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Saturday, April 17, 2004 - 12:27 pm
Hey, that might be his calling: The Earthworm Of Maudlin Mourning. Ya never know!
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Jan
Member
08-01-2000
| Saturday, April 17, 2004 - 12:36 pm
yeah, with some of the news on the board lately re members and their health et al, maybe a little maudlin mourning would be a good thing!
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Littlec
Member
11-14-2003
| Saturday, April 17, 2004 - 6:50 pm
Reprinted from the TVCH Tribune PIECES, WARREN Services were held April 14 2004 for Warren Pieces. Warren Pieces died of an unexpected squashing. Services were by the officiating Reverend Mocha. And Jan performed Swing low Sweet Chariot. Warren spent his days bringing joy to many. Like the day he brought joy to Grannyg. She was thinking about getting a new pet and then Warren blessed her with his presence. Or the joyous day he spent with Jheezie. He brought her so much joy that day. If I recall it was the most fun she had since 1993. Or the time he spent with Bigd dancing and singing. Or how about the day he spent with Mak1 going to show and tell with Little Johnny. Or how about the time he went to Stars On Ice with Teachmichigan. And the day at Disneyland with Rosie. And the day he got lost on his way to Juju's home. And that brings us to the day he lost his life. Warren died what he loved doing. He was such a joy and brought such happiness to us all. Warren will be missed by so many. He is survived by brother Reeces Pieces, brother Restin Pieces, brother Bitsin Pieces, aunt Ifallto Pieces and cousin Puzzle Pieces. May you rest in peaces. In lieu of flowers or memorials the family ask that you send them to TVCH The Great Earthworm Crusade.
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Saturday, April 17, 2004 - 9:42 pm
<looks around for family members, particularly the juicy aunt Lotsa>

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Ddr
Member
08-19-2001
| Saturday, April 17, 2004 - 10:18 pm

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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 12:01 am
...rut ro...
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Jan
Member
08-01-2000
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 7:52 am
Well done, Littlec. LOL!!!!! and thanks to the Tribune for not naming the accidental murderer of our dear friend Warren 
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 8:06 am
Great job Littlec. <can't mention a pending case can you?>
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Monday, April 19, 2004 - 3:32 pm
Ya know, since Adven's obviously been kidnapped again, I saw a lovely Lazy Boy sofa that went really nicely with that big ol' TV... Kidnapped people don't need sofas! Jan, grab that end, will ya?
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Jan
Member
08-01-2000
| Monday, April 19, 2004 - 3:34 pm
Ive got it Jhez. let's make tracks 
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Monday, April 19, 2004 - 3:49 pm

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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Monday, April 19, 2004 - 5:41 pm

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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Monday, April 19, 2004 - 5:43 pm
<slopes in, looks for worms, slopes out>

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Reader234
Member
08-13-2000
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 2:12 pm
hmmmmmm vewwwwwwwwwy intwesting....
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Ddr
Member
08-19-2001
| Thursday, April 22, 2004 - 2:36 pm
Hey Adven! Your worm has been replaced by a chicken! See subservient chicken thread
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Jhezzie
Member
07-05-2001
| Saturday, April 24, 2004 - 7:20 pm
No word yet? I fell asleep on my nice, new sofa and lost track of time. Or days, apparently. He does have a nice coffee table, now that I'm thinking of it...
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