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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 2:31 pm
My husband is driving me CRAZY.... with lust! He's outside working on the yard, all sweaty, and his muscles are popping out of his tshirt! Help! 
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 2:32 pm
I think you are asking for help from the wrong person. lol
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 2:37 pm
LOL! Lance!!! I wasn't really asking for help...I better head back outside now, so that the "right" man for the job can HELP!
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Lancecrossfire
Moderator
07-13-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 2:39 pm
Yes, you should--and do it before you get too sore.
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Whoami
Member
08-03-2001
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 2:43 pm
But please bring him inside first. Or the neighbors might complain!
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Lumbele
Member
07-12-2002
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 2:53 pm

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Texannie
Member
07-16-2001
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 2:58 pm
hmmmm....maybe we have solved the condom mystery, but now it looks like poor Resortgirl is losing her memory! 
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 3:08 pm
ROFL texannie!!! No birth control needed here! I went outside looking like a temptress in my grimy overalls, dirtsmudged face and leaf ridden hair and he asked me to hold the the screwdriver while he fixed the garage door... he's just too busy for romance it seems! Dang!
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Ddr
Member
08-19-2001
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 3:13 pm
RG, take the grimy overalls off! 
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 3:17 pm
That just might be the ticket! I knew I could count on my TVCH pals for advice~ I've got exactly 13 minutes before I have to go get the "kid" from baseball practice!! Byeeeee~
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Texannie
Member
07-16-2001
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 3:19 pm
13 whole minutes??????? you'll have time for a coke afterwards!!!
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Mak1
Member
08-12-2002
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 3:45 pm
LOL! Carpe DH!!
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Resortgirl
Member
09-23-2000
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 5:24 pm
Seize the Darling Husband??? I did, I did!!
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Bobbie_552001
Member
03-26-2003
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 5:30 pm
I am so very green with envy.... Not that you got to "do it" with your dh....just that you got to "do it" at all!!
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Tabbyking
Member
03-11-2002
| Tuesday, April 06, 2004 - 8:13 pm
uh oh!! resortgirl that wasn't YOUR husband!! lol
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Llkoolaid
Member
08-01-2001
| Friday, April 09, 2004 - 7:31 am
I am going to kick my dh, he moved his dresser 2 days ago and the last 2 nights when I was going to bed, being the sweet wife that I am, I didn't turn on the lights so i wouldn't interupt his sleep, and both nights I walked smack into it and hist my arm in the same spot. The first night I winced, sucked it up and didn't say a word. Last night when I whacked it again right on the bruise, well lets just say the room was blue and he woke up.
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Texannie
Member
07-16-2001
| Friday, April 09, 2004 - 8:31 am
Ouch!!!
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Deesandy
Member
08-12-2003
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 8:05 pm
My husband has been a doll lately! 
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Rosie
Member
11-12-2003
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 8:16 pm
Sorry Deesandy - did you say your husband has been "dull" lately? lol
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Babyruth
Member
07-19-2001
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 8:23 pm
I've seen those kinds of dolls in certain catalogs...
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Deesandy
Member
08-12-2003
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 10:17 pm
I wish...he is anything but that and I am tired!  
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Sunday, April 18, 2004 - 10:20 pm
Deesandy and her husband had a blow-up??? Or Deesandy's husband IS a blow-up?

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Deesandy
Member
08-12-2003
| Monday, April 19, 2004 - 5:05 am
I never understood people who liked blowup dolls, male or female. It seems sad to me.
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