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Archive through January 24, 2004

The TVClubHouse: Archives: 2004 January - Arpil: Glenn has left, Don't Believe Adven (formerly Ask Glenn About Adven): Archive through January 24, 2004 users admin

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Glenn

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 7:37 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
This could be a good time to dispel some of the myths that surround the legendary Adven. Mother Nature has bestowed some computer/internet time for me for the next two days and as a community service to the wonderful people that frequent this message board, I am offering to answer any questions you have about Adven.

I received an email a few days ago and someone inquired as to the real life marriage of Adven and Wink. It is easy to see how some of the Adven’s humor could be taken for truth and possibly there are others that have some questions about Adven that deserve an honest answer.

For example, someone may be wondering why some of Adven’s girls seem to disappear. Do you wonder what ever happened to Annagator and Squaredsc?

What is the real story behind Adven avoiding the tvch chatroom?

Will Adven show up in Vegas? Mystic?

Why has Adven not posted in his Ask Adven thread?

If you want to know something, just ask. I promise to not pull any punches reply with what I know.

Ddr1135

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 7:46 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Ooooh, this is going to be good.

Texannie

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 7:50 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
How about the answers to your questions, Glenn. I was one of the idiots who thought the marriage was real too! rme

Glenn

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 8:15 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Texannie, don't be too hard on yourself for believing the marriage was real. Wink can be a very convincing person with her humor and she gets credit for assisting in the believability of the marriage.

The real story is that Wink has a great husband. Early on, Wink told her husband that he had a choice of which room she was going to be good in, it could be the kitchen or the bedroom. Hubby chose to take care of the kitchen and let Wink do her best work in the bedroom.

Wink uses Adven as a toy. Poor Adven could never hold up to the demands of a real life hubby for Wink.

Mocha

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 8:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
<shaking my head>

Grannyg

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 8:40 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
<granny sits here and waits for adven to show up and add his two cents worth>

Texannie

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 8:49 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
What has he done with Squarednc? I think he needs to do some 'splainin'!

Adven

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 8:56 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Now, this is my kind of thread! I've got a few questions of my own about this legendary character you speak of.

1. His fashion sense is obviously exemplary, but is he as sophisticated and buff as we have heard?

2. Is it true he once paraded around in a blue spandex super hero's outfit, wore a tutu - hence the fashion sense alluded to in question one - called himself "Captain Adven" and had a walrus sidekick named Waldo?

3. Does Amber secretly wish to bear his love child?

4. Why do the board's female moderators constantly e-mail him with pornograhic requests?

5. Will the Patriots win the Super Bowl?

I've got more, of course, but I know there are likely hundreds pushing and shoving to get their questions answered, so this will have to do for now.

Herckleperckle

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:02 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Glenn, is Adven overcompensating for anything?

Costacat

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:07 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Have we ever seen Glenn and Adven in the same room?

Mocha

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:10 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Will this thread sink to the bottom when you go back to whatever you were doing before Glenn?

Grannyg

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:16 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Does this mean your sweetie is out of town for the weekend?

Mocha

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:17 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
good one granny.

Suitsmefine

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
What is a "pluggie" and why can Adven not live without his????

Ddr1135

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Has anyone actually met Adven?

Juju2bigdog

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:34 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Is Adven's collection of blow-up dolls strictly for use in his job?

Texannie

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 9:55 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
How many complaints about "wasting board space on another nonsensical Adven thread" will the moderators receive? ;)

Egbok

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 10:27 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Glenn!, it's always great to see you on the board.

I'll admit, I was one who thought Adven and Wink were married, so you're not alone Texannie.

Glenn, have you ever met Adven or know what he looks like? I sure would like to get a visual before actually meeting him in Mystic. Although once I see the big buck knife in his hand, I'll pretty much know that's Adven.


Tabbyking

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 10:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
where is squared, anyway?

Grannyg

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 10:56 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
she had to leave the board for personal reasons. hope she is doing well. maybe when things get worked out, she will be back.

Rosie

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 11:05 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Hesitate to ask this question but does Glenn really exist? Could be our imaginations going wild?

Egbok

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 11:08 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Rosie, you ask a very GOOD question!!!

Awww Granny, I'm sorry to hear that about Square. I have missed her aubergine posts and I sure hope she comes back.

And Granny, don't take the "g" off your tail.


Texannie

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 11:14 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
Rosie, I was wondering that too! LOL
Great to know I am not alone, Eggie.

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 12:12 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
I see these Adven threads; but by the time I do there are so too many posts to wade through. I don't bother reading back to get the gist of what's going on.

So, my question is: what is so alluring about Adven that inspires tons of people to flock to Adven-related threads?

Landi

Saturday, January 24, 2004 - 12:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post    
okay, when i get some answers to the original questions, maybe possibly i might think this isn't another one of those "weird" adven threads. you know if adven would rather not divulge any of these kinds of information, he shouldn't put them out there in the first place. personally i think "adven" whoever that might truly be, has a great sense of humor and a fantastic wit.