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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Outrageous Holiday Cards!: Archive through December 10, 2003

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 04:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Pamy

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 05:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTF!!!!!! These are cracking me up!!!

Hippyt

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 05:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sanfran you are far and away the best here at TVCH at finding goofy pics! You have talent man!

Jmm

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 07:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I have a couple I can't post on this board, but I think this one is cute.

xx

Sanfranjoshfan

Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 04:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay....I scanned a couple more just for you guys! :)

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Sanfranjoshfan

Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 04:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This one cracked me up...

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Sisalou

Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 05:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
These are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs.

Pamy

Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 05:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTF the snowman one!!

Sanfranjoshfan

Monday, December 08, 2003 - 02:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Draheid

Monday, December 08, 2003 - 08:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, not exactly a card, but a fun story anwyway...
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your Mom and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this, "

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and paying their own way."

Pamy

Monday, December 08, 2003 - 09:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTF!

Jmm

Monday, December 08, 2003 - 09:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
xx

March

Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 08:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG you guys, these are too funny. Love them all.
Thanks for the laughs.

Midlifer

Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 08:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OK, I need a box of tissues because I'm in hysterics. How do you hide that when you're at work, and supposed to be working????

Kyote3

Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 09:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
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Kyote3

Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 09:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Image{Auntie}

Draheid

Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 10:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Kyote3: You need a combination of the two attempts. \image{Auntie} should work for you. The 1st attempt you used parentheses instead of brackets, the 2nd you left out the backslash and used a capital I. Try again and we'll remove the other attempts.

Fabnsab

Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 12:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
my cards this year shows a pic of santas bare back with scratches on it and he is telling Mrs claus " i swear, I got them going down a chimney" and inside it says "even Mrs. claus has a hard time believing in Santa sometimes"

I have to choose which family members get it. We buy a funny one and a tame one every year.

Last year, our card showed all the reindeer eating cans of beans. I think it was to show what they do to naughty houses. I dont remember, exactly.

Zules

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 10:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, I've never tried to do this so here goes....

Zules

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 10:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well that didn't work out too well did it?!?

<Walks away banging hand rhythmically against forehead saying "Stupid, stupid, stupid....">

Sanfranjoshfan

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 12:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I just got 2 new ones via email this morning!

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Sanfranjoshfan

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 12:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Cathie

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 01:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Zules

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 01:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Cathie! That's the one I was trying to post!

The inside of my card reads "One way to save money at Christmas."

Cathie

Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 02:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Must have been ESP, Zules! I had come here to post the two new ones that SanFran posted...lots of good cards making the rounds today!!! :)