Archive through December 04, 2003
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Archive through December 04, 2003
Pamy | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:26 pm     ROTF! |
Egbok | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:34 pm     Weinermr!!... (...damn, I just passed the Stevenson Ranch exit about an hour ago!) |
Weinermr | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:35 pm      |
Fanny | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 09:20 pm     Dear Adven, I've been having lots of sex lately. Oops! I'm so sorry! That wasn't a question. Never mind! |
Ddr1135 | Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 01:09 am     Dear Adven, I would like to contribute to funding Guido "The Nose Biter" Provolone's next job. Even if it involves getting naked and screwing around. Where should I send the money? Sincerely, Another bummed out friend |
Fruitbat | Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 04:37 am     Dear Adven, Why do men choose togetherness activities that require practical shoes, tents, slow boats with paddles or getting wet? Signed, Prada's in the closet. |
Sasman | Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 06:09 am     Dear Adven, How come you never answered my 'dear adven' of 11/24? Signed, Been blown off by future fil! |
Grannyg | Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 08:11 am     Dear Adven, Can you find out if your friend, Guido, has a paypal account? I'm thinking for the right amount of cash we can talked Guido into doing the right thing about our "friend". Of course, I'm liking the horse idea to. But we really need a "hit man". Any ideas?? Waiting
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Hippyt | Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 09:46 am     Dear Adven, Are faulty Christmas lights a good reason for a 39 year old woman to throw herself on the ground and have a kicking,screaming fit? Signed, Frustrated |
Jan | Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 10:35 am     Dear Adven Can you say it ain't so about Ms S? please Signed too sad to say PS and here's a shoe thrown your way |
Pamy | Sunday, November 30, 2003 - 11:44 am     Dear Almighty Adven Did you know a certain smitten Paul Newman look a like is posting graphic site links in my folder? Signed Really excited, er I mean shocked |
Heyltslori | Tuesday, December 02, 2003 - 12:05 pm     Dear Adven, How's it hangin'? Just wondering, me |
Adven | Tuesday, December 02, 2003 - 03:25 pm     Time to get caught up on a little mail. Dear Fanny: I'm pleased to know you've been getting lots of sex lately. It's not only what makes our society great, it's good for the complexion. Unfortunately, I've been getting embarrassingly little. Please write to me in graphic detail so I can live vicariously through you. Sincerely, Adven Dear Another Bummed Out Friend: Guido is willing to waive his usual fee in this instance, but he insists on sees this getting naked and screwing around you speak of. In fact, so do I. Merry Christmas Adven Dear Pradas: Men aren't very bright. Either that, or they will do almost anything to get away from a woman once they've had sex with her. Neither says anything particularly positive about us. Thanks, Adven Dear Been Blown Off: Sorry I didn't answer your question of 11/24. I know nothing about Georgia O'Keefe and didn't want to display my ignorance by attempting an answer. I was hoping you wouldn't notice. Thanks for noticing, Adven Dear Waiting: Sorry. Due to popular demand, Guido no longer accepts cash. If you are willing to get naked and screw around, however, he is willing to take out a contract on the victim of your choice. It's only fair, Adven Dear Frustrated: Faulty Xmas lights are just one of many reasons a 39 year old might throw a kicking, screaming fit. About to turn 40 is another. Sincerely, Ageless Adven Dear Too Sad To Say: Regrettably, Ms. S is really leaving, but it is my prediction that she will return, reincarnated. Look for a new member who enjoys throwing shoes. Hope this helps, Adven Dear Really Excited/Shocked: I visited your folder and saw nothing of the kind. Either this is just wishful thinking on your part, or more likely, you have once again been modded and the post in question has been removed for the safety of the nation's youth. Yours in morality watch dogging, Adven Dear Me: Unfortunately, it's hangin' far too often. Thanks for asking, Adven |
Pamy | Tuesday, December 02, 2003 - 06:28 pm      |
Jan | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 10:19 am     Dear Adven I am having 9 people over for Pizza and beer tomorrow night. How much pizza can 9 adults eat? Unsure in Sudbury |
Weinermr | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 10:25 am     That's funny, I found that post in Pamy's folder, and thought it was quite "liberating". |
Pamy | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 06:08 pm     Dear A Man, (hee, that reminds me of Kramer's Assman plates. hee) There are actually 2 great info posts in my folder, the one from the smitten lover and the one about a great new device for women! Keeping you informed |
Pannie | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 08:11 pm     Dear Adven: Here I go again, another baby shower to attend. Why me? Signed, Child-free in Tennesee |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 08:26 pm     Dear Adven, There isn't enough time to do everything! This has got to be the busiest season ever for us. It's cutting into my TVCH time. What can I do? Sign me.. Exhausted in Florida |
Fanny | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 08:43 pm     Dear Adven, I'M HAVING TROUBLES! CAN'T STOP THE CHEERING! IS THERE ANY ADVICE THAT I SHOULD BE HEARING? SQUARE GOT ME STARTED ON THIS CHEERING SHIT! AND NOW I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO QUIT! IF IT AIN'T SEX OR TIVO, I'M OBSESSING ON CHEERLEADING! ANY SELF-HELP BOOKS I COULD BE READING? THANKS IN ADVANCE, YOU HELPFUL MAN! YOURS VERY TRULY, A GRATEFUL FAN! ggggggoooooOOOOOOO ADVEN!! |
Egbok | Wednesday, December 03, 2003 - 10:12 pm     Dear Adven, I too saw the post in Pamy's folder from the smitten lover. It has something to do with being liberated. I thought those of us south of the border (eh?) were already liberated and I'm so confused. Can you tell me what that link was talking about? Signed, Innocent Eggie |
Grannyg | Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 03:26 am     Dear Adven, I'm waiting on the specifics of THE INTRUDER and the drawf to make a final decision. Could you please let me know about the drawf. While I understand about THE INTRUDER and that does sound like an interesting adventure, I would like to know how the drawf fits into the picture. Signed, Needs more info |
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 03:42 am     Dear Adven, What is a drawf? Confused in Cyprus
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Bandit | Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 08:46 am     Dear Adven- I noticed you're a little behind on your mail. Are you over at Fanny's indulging with her? Signed, Curious from Cali |
Jan | Thursday, December 04, 2003 - 10:43 am     Dear Adven My company is coming in 4 hours and you haven't told me how much Pizza to order yet...for 9 adults??? Desperate in Sudbury |
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