Christmas Pun
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Nancy | Friday, December 19, 2003 - 01:27 pm     Yule love the game we're about to play. In each sentence below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression commonly used at Christmastide. Answers repose at the end of this column. 1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____. 2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost of _____ _____. 3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____. 4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? _____, _____, _____ 5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____, _____ 6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on _____ _____. 7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____ _____. 8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____ _____. 9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____ _____. 10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____ _____. 11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called _____ _____. 12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____. 13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as _____ _____. 14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas? _____ _____. |
Lumbele | Friday, December 19, 2003 - 01:49 pm     1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as Christmas Eve. 2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost of Christmas Present. 3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a North Poll. 4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe 8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a Bah humbug. 9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a Silent Knight. 13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as Christmas Carolers. 14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad |
Hereiam | Friday, December 19, 2003 - 02:06 pm     To fill in a couple Lumbele didn't have --- 5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?: ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Noel Noel 6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on Seasons greetings 11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called Christmas Cards Still some for others to do! |
Kimmo | Friday, December 19, 2003 - 03:06 pm     10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get sandy claws (Santa Claus). Thanks for leaving that one! I can't get the others (yet) |
Mamie316 | Friday, December 19, 2003 - 03:31 pm     7. Saint Nickel less |
Zachsmom | Friday, December 19, 2003 - 07:00 pm     12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a Cresh. |
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