Archive through December 08, 2003
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Archive through December 08, 2003
Goddessatlaw | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 12:05 pm     Hey, Tabby - I want to hear how your neighbor with the flamingo-riding virgin mary decorates for christmas. |
Zules | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 12:41 pm     Okay, Tabby now you've made me want to share. Last night I was sitting on the couch and I decided to play guitar. Before going any further you should know that I'm not the most coordinated person you've ever met. That said, when I went to pick up my guitar, I hit myself in the lip with it. My lip was bleeding so I went to the bathroom to get tissue paper to sop up the blood. On my way back to the living room I accidentally kicked the coffee table. So I was hopping around with curses streaming from my bloody lips and a swollen little toe when the doorbell rings. I limp over and answer the door and my neighbor takes one look at me and says in her best Ethel voice, "Oh, Lucy what have you done to yourself now?" |
Sweetbabygirl | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 12:45 pm     LMAO! Classic! |
Tabbyking | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:03 pm     while i haven't checked the 'specifics' (or pacific statistics, being as we live in california) due to the fog i live in--and sometimes even blurry-skied weather--well, i can tell you this: last weekend our entire neigborhood had santas slashed and reindeer stolen and bulbs broken and lights scattered, and not one thing was taken from next door! i did see that she has even more frou frou than last year, but will have to see what she added to the 'nightmare of a highchair with the carebear on the top stair'. aha, i see that tabbyking is mousetering up a 'cat in the hat' report on the house next door! i'll print it here when i have gotten the gory details down--and after i have that diet lunch--i will look at the neigbor's house. lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaa |
Ddr1135 | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:07 pm     Funny thing that happened to hubby once: I was in New Orleans overnight, leaving hubby and son to fend for themselves. Hubby was sitting in den, reading the newspaper and playing with our JRT. When he went to stand up, he had a severe pain in his groin area, so bad he buckled to his knees. He yelled for son to run to neighbors to get help. Dog thinks he wants to play, so jumps up on him, accidently biting him on ear. Neighbor thinks he's having a heart attack, so calls 911, later cancelling call. Hospital has been alerted they are on their way. Doctor is waiting at emergency door, anticipating heart attack. When they arrive at hospital, the er door swings open and there's hubby bleeding from head, holding his groin area with hysterical neighbor. It took all the er staff had not to pop out laughing. It was kidney stones. |
Dallasbbfan | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:17 pm     ROFLMAO at your stories! |
Egbok | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:24 pm     These stories are great!! And Tabs, we need pictures of your neighbor's decorations. |
Tabbyking | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:29 pm     the louse of a house is next door to me want a visual? well, let me see i see the carebear on the top stair on its fat rump in a highchair who had the gall to mix this with that i know it can't be their indoor cat and 8 tiny angels how they do glow as they all ride the pink flamingo and JC, he smiles at virginal gal cause mary is placed by dolphin and pal who had the gall to mix this with that i know it can't be their indoor cat candy cane sticks stand 6 feet tall while midget santa you can't see at all ribbons and streamers flow here and there wherever you walk they grab at your hair (unless you are tall like my uncle joat who catches the ribbon right at his throat} who had the gall to mix this with that i know it can't be their indoor cat strings of lights with wires askew "who did this house?" i want to ask you who made this mess with colors that clash and all the elve's robes not closed with a sash they may think it's fetching but if i look to my right my throat is retching my belly's clenched tight 8 stuffed bears with chartreuse hairs and a tree looking funny hung with a bunny who had the gall to mix this with that i know it can't be their indoor cat the louse of a house sits right next to me i've told you about it now i have to pee well, that's what i think it probably looks like! i will get details and maybe snapshots of it later! usually when people drive by a neighborhood, they slow down and 'ooh and ahh' at pretty houses. when they drive by our neighbor's house they speed up or laugh out loud or throw their fast food wrappers at the cemetery spindles sitting atop the cement block fence. |
Egbok | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:32 pm     omg Tabs...that's the funniest "Cat In The Hat" you've ever done!! Forget the pictures, who needs pictures??!!!! |
Twinkie | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:34 pm     YES! We want to see this! Pictures! Ok, I'm freaking out now. I casually mentioned to DH today that the flippen crickets outside seem to get louder everyday. And he said crickets??? What crickets??? I muted the TV and said you don't hear that??? He said I don't hear anything, dear. Now I know he's not deaf, so now I'm freaking out wondering what's wrong with me! Is this just in MY ears??? ARRRGGGGG |
Zules | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:39 pm     Holy crap! I can't believe that! Who would do such an unsightly thing? Not one with a feather, not one with a wing! Only a human would do such a thing Get a bunch of junk and fling, fling, fling. Scatter it here and scatter it there We're lucky it's not their underwear! To Tabbyking I send my apologies That your eyes must witness such atrosities. But we thank you for sharing all the details We so enjoy all of your tales! |
Tabbyking | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:43 pm     we only have crickets here in the fall. they get between the two sets of doors at penney's and she screams. no wait, penneys is a store. well, people scream when they are in the little area between the two sets of doors. well, okay, I scream when i am between the two sets of doors. anyway, every morning from mid-september til the end of october, some poor penneys person has to try and clear out several hundred crickets before they can open the store. can you imagine that listed on your resume? i'm glad i don't have that job because it wouldn't enhance my application for my dream job (okay, i was 7!) of being a nun lion-tamer. |
Twinkie | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:48 pm     Great Cat In the Hat, Tabby!! I really should hit that refresh button before I post. LOL |
Tabbyking | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:48 pm     zules et al, thanks for the zithers the comments the dope dope? who gave me dope? to help poor me cope with neighbors who scatter and stream and spill directly causing this area's landfill tossed things here and tossed things there i'll be tossing my cookies with nary a care cause they'll just incorporate that stuff with all their junk, which isn't enough... they'll never be done with this holiday job flimming and flamming and stuff in a blob alas, i won't always be bereft from now on, i'm looking left! |
Twinkie | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 01:55 pm     Hey, Zules! You are good at it too! |
Reader234 | Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:57 pm     ROFLOLPIMP!!! |
Bobbie_552001 | Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 06:50 am     Tabby...you are WAY too funny.... OK Reader thats a new one for me ROFLOLPIMP?? |
Reader234 | Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 02:47 pm     Aw come on, dont tell me you've never laughed so hard you "peed in your pants?" "roll on floor laugh out loud pee in my pants!!" with the humor here, it does get me lol, so much, I've darn near come close to "pimp"-ing |
Sweetbabygirl | Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 02:48 pm     Rolling on floor, laughing out loud, peeing in my pants! |
Sweetbabygirl | Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 02:49 pm     Damn you, Reader! LOL! |
Reader234 | Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 03:26 pm     JINX LOL, sorry, it took me a few minutes to get back here, I just keep staring at the s.cal. pics looking at the beautiful TVCH family!! |
Ladytex | Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 09:45 pm     "Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself." - Lois McMaster Bujold Have a great week, y'all!! |
Ladytex | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:51 am     Mornin' y'all! Where is everyone hiding this morning? How was the weekend? Anything interesting happening? |
Ddr1135 | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 07:03 am     Morning right back at ya LadyT! My weekend was non eventful. I did not move my office (big surprise! - I've only been saying that for a few months now, LOL) But I did enjoy watching good movies on TV: Joe Black, The Color Purple |
Jeep | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 07:07 am     Good Morning! It's a great day. Cold but great. I've been singing all morning, fa la la. Nothing will dampen my spirits today, I promised myself. We got about 10 inches of snow this weekend. That was less than they predicted, but enough for me. It was actually very beautiful, the kind that sticks to the trees. It looked like a winter wonderland at my house. I'm just grateful I don't live in Boston, they got 3 feet! |
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