Archive through November 29, 2003
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Archive through November 29, 2003
Sasman | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 01:25 pm     Dear Adven, Why does this island remind me of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting?
regards Flower Lover |
Pamy | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:24 pm     I am here and waiting....... |
Egbok | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:25 pm     ....but are you trembling? |
Pamy | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:47 pm     yes with anticipation....but if he doesn't get here soon I might just go with the scruni steamer.....at least with that I won't have to scream 'oh God' ever now and then |
Egbok | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:54 pm     ....yeah, the scruni steamer...I asked about battery sizes in that thread...ohhh, it's so hard to be innocent I tell ya! |
Adven | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 07:13 pm     I'm waiting, too. With anticipation.... What are we waiting for? |
Pamy | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 07:40 pm     ooohhhh, aaaahhhh, OMG!, yes, yes, yeeessssss!!! |
Adven | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 07:58 pm     Whew! That was great! Want a cigarette? |
Pamy | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 08:00 pm     Oh, you were there? |
Squaredsc | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 08:05 pm     that almost brought a smile to my face. |
Jan | Tuesday, November 25, 2003 - 12:48 pm     Dear Adven, Is it fair that, just because I made fun of the snow our southern neighbours were getting, that we got dumped with snow last night??? Really chillin' in my igloo PS Pamy that brought more than a smile to my face. Well done  |
Luvmyjrt | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 03:10 pm     Dear Adven, Just checkin' to see if you are ok! Maybe a bit too much Viagra?????? Signed; Wondering |
Grannyg | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:21 pm     Dear Adven, One of my dearest friends has had to take a leave of absence for a while and I am heart broken. Can you help? And no, I don't mean that if you get naked and bear my children, that I will feel better. Any other suggestions? Feeling Very Sad |
Pamy | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:45 pm     Dear Adven, I have same problem as Granny, but I think getting naked and screwing around will help me feel better.
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Zachsmom | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:49 pm     Dear Adven, Is this an epidemic going around? I have the same problem as Pamy, who has the same problem as Granny, I think getting naked and screwing around will make me feel better, heck, I don't even need to feel bad and it makes me feel better. ummm, not that I know what getting naked and screwing around means! Does this make me less innocent?
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Adven | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:53 pm     Dear Really Chillin: I think the moral of this story is people who live in ice houses shouldn't throw snowballs. Pretty clever, huh? And I thought it up myself. Sincerely, Adven Dear Wondering: You're right about the viagara. One got caught in my throat and I developed a stiff neck <rimshot>. Thanks for asking. Adven Dear Feeling Very Sad: To be honest, my answer was going to be to get naked/bear children, but I see you've nipped that one in the bud. This, of course, leaves me a little stumped. I think I know the person you refer to and I suggest we make the source of her problems an offer he can't refuse. I've got an old horse out back who no longer needs its head - don't ask - and I think it would fit nicely in his bed. Sincerely Don Advenleone |
Pamy | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:08 pm     ROTF |
Twiggyish | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:27 pm     Dear Adven, I feel so bad!! I didn't read a friend's folder and didn't know she was leaving us for a while. She's one of my favorite people. =( Sincerely bummed, Me PS. I think I'm suffering from the same thing as Pamy, Granny and Zmom! |
Adven | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:28 pm     Dear Pamy and ZM: Finally. Two people who see the wisdom in getting naked and screwing around. And don't worry about your Innocence Quotient, ZM. Innocence is highly over-rated and a pain in the derriere for those inclined to enjoy getting naked and screwing around. Sincerely, Adven |
Adven | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:35 pm     Dear Me: Don't worry. I happen to have a close personal friend named Guido "The Nose Biter" Provolone. He fixes things. I think you'll find that he knows how to make your friend's problems disappear, if you catch my drift. Have a good one. Adven |
Pamy | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:58 pm     I never claim innocence, guilty/naughty is way more fun |
Squaredsc | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:11 pm     yo adven, how do i get guido's number? sincerely, me |
Adven | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:17 pm     Dear Me: You can reach Guido at 1-800-KNEECAP. He's waiting for your call. All the best, Adven |
Squaredsc | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:20 pm     k thx, making a note. |
Weinermr | Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:23 pm     Dear Adven, Some kind person here started a thread devoted to holiday giving. I would like to volunteer my services. I understand there is a great need this holiday season for getting naked and screwing around. I happily volunteer to donate my time to this worthy cause. How do I get in touch with these people in need. And I mean touch in the literal sense. Thanks. Signed, Eager to help |
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