Tabbyking | Sunday, December 07, 2003 - 11:33 pm     man, those boxers are too brief! |
Daydreamer | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 05:54 am     YIKES!! I'll never look at Santa the same again. |
Midlifer | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:08 am     No, no, I won't say it...I'll be censored for sure. |
Goddessatlaw | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:22 am     "All previous bets are off - we will now take wagers on Santa's religion." |
Ddr1135 | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:27 am     I'm just glad he wasn't wearing a thong |
Halfunit | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:36 am     "Jingle Balls Jingle Balls..." |
Sasman | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 07:59 am     Is that uh...could it be.....that he's wearing a transit authority hat????? |
Herckleperckle | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 08:02 am     "Introducing . . . the Santa playboy of the year for 2003." |
Luvmyjrt | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:24 pm     Looks like there are TWO lumps of coal in Santa's sack! |
Tabbyking | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:26 pm     i'm surprised GAL didn't offer to sit in his lap and talk about the first thing that came up! |
Sanfranjoshfan | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 06:33 pm     "Betty hoped that her poise would get her through to the talent competition, which she stood a good chance of winning....after all, she was sure that she could juggle more bananas with her feet than any of the other girls." |
Luvmyjrt | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 07:16 pm     The gor-a-la your dreams, Adven! |
Mamie316 | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 07:20 pm     There is something to be said for a little TOO much plastic surgery. |
Jr_Sanford | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 09:20 pm     Girlella. The last step in our evolution was that creature. J.R. |
Sanfranjoshfan | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 10:53 pm     "Lucy's Extreme Makeover was almost complete....the only procedure she had left was the all important bikini wax." |
Sawheel17 | Monday, December 08, 2003 - 11:17 pm     "I told Marcia she was tanning wayyyyy to much" |
Sanfranjoshfan | Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 11:41 am     "Kiss me, you fool!" |
Midlifer | Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 12:34 pm     Fido didn't know which end was up. |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 01:42 pm     where the expression 'butt ugly' came from. |
Luvmyjrt | Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 05:06 pm     Two come to mind: "Pardon me.....can I ASSSSSS you a question?" and "Bad things don't only happen to Pinnochio when he lies!" |
Ocean_Islands | Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 05:34 pm     "Please forgive me, but you need listerine." |
Carrie92 | Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 09:30 pm     Why dogs sniff each others butts. |
Allietex | Tuesday, December 09, 2003 - 11:43 pm     OMG, the plastic surgeon did the wrong end! |
Cathie | Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 12:04 am     OMG!!! That looks like my boss!!! |
Bandit | Wednesday, December 10, 2003 - 07:30 am     Look here, you a-hole! |