Christmas Pun :)
MoveCloseDeleteAdmin

TV ClubHouse: Archive: Christmas Pun :)

Nancy

Friday, December 19, 2003 - 01:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yule love the game we're about to play. In each sentence
below, fill in the blank or blanks with an expression
commonly used at Christmastide. Answers repose at the end
of this column.

1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as _____ _____.

2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was
visited by the ghost of _____ _____.

3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a _____ _____.

4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens?
_____, _____, _____

5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. _____, _____

6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other,
they are passing on _____ _____.

7. A holy man bereft of change could be called _____
_____.

8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a _____
_____.

9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a _____ _____.

10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get _____
_____.

11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called
_____ _____.

12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a _____.

13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on
December 25 as _____ _____.

14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a
Merry Christmas? _____ _____.

Lumbele

Friday, December 19, 2003 - 01:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
1. On December 24, Adam's wife was known as Christmas Eve.

2. In Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol, Scrooge was visited by the ghost of Christmas Present.

3. An opinion survey in Alaska is called a North Poll.

4. What does Santa Claus do with his three gardens? Hoe, Hoe, Hoe

8. When you cross a sheep with a cicada, you get a Bah humbug.

9. A quiet medieval armor-wearer is a Silent Knight.

13. Actor O'Connor and actress Channing are known on December 25 as Christmas Carolers.

14. What do Spanish sheep says when they wish each other a Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad

Hereiam

Friday, December 19, 2003 - 02:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
To fill in a couple Lumbele didn't have ---

5. What Christmas message is conveyed by these letters?:
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Noel Noel

6. When the salt and the pepper say "Hi!" to each other, they are passing on
Seasons greetings

11. People who tell jokes on December 25 might be called
Christmas Cards

Still some for others to do!

Kimmo

Friday, December 19, 2003 - 03:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
10. A cat walking on the desert is bound to get sandy claws (Santa Claus).

Thanks for leaving that one! I can't get the others (yet) :)

Mamie316

Friday, December 19, 2003 - 03:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
7. Saint Nickel less

Zachsmom

Friday, December 19, 2003 - 07:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
12. An airplane disaster in Israel is a Cresh.