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Sasman

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 01:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

Why does this island remind me of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting?

our wedding present

regards
Flower Lover

Pamy

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I am here and waiting.......

Egbok

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
....but are you trembling?

Pamy

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
yes with anticipation....but if he doesn't get here soon I might just go with the scruni steamer.....at least with that I won't have to scream 'oh God' ever now and then

Egbok

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 06:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
....yeah, the scruni steamer...I asked about battery sizes in that thread...ohhh, it's so hard to be innocent I tell ya!

Adven

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 07:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm waiting, too. With anticipation.... What are we waiting for?

Pamy

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 07:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ooohhhh, aaaahhhh, OMG!, yes, yes, yeeessssss!!!

Adven

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 07:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Whew! That was great! Want a cigarette?

Pamy

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 08:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, you were there?

Squaredsc

Monday, November 24, 2003 - 08:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
that almost brought a smile to my face.

Jan

Tuesday, November 25, 2003 - 12:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

Is it fair that, just because I made fun of the snow our southern neighbours were getting, that we got dumped with snow last night???

Really chillin' in my igloo

PS Pamy that brought more than a smile to my face. Well done

Luvmyjrt

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 03:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

Just checkin' to see if you are ok! Maybe a bit too much Viagra??????

Signed;

Wondering

Grannyg

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

One of my dearest friends has had to take a leave of absence for a while and I am heart broken. Can you help? And no, I don't mean that if you get naked and bear my children, that I will feel better. Any other suggestions?

Feeling
Very Sad

Pamy

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,
I have same problem as Granny, but I think getting naked and screwing around will help me feel better.

Zachsmom

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

Is this an epidemic going around? I have the same problem as Pamy, who has the same problem as Granny, I think getting naked and screwing around will make me feel better, heck, I don't even need to feel bad and it makes me feel better.

ummm, not that I know what getting naked and screwing around means! Does this make me less innocent?

heeheehee

Adven

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 06:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Really Chillin:
I think the moral of this story is people who live in ice houses shouldn't throw snowballs. Pretty clever, huh? And I thought it up myself.
Sincerely,
Adven

Dear Wondering:
You're right about the viagara. One got caught in my throat and I developed a stiff neck <rimshot>.
Thanks for asking.
Adven

Dear Feeling Very Sad:
To be honest, my answer was going to be to get naked/bear children, but I see you've nipped that one in the bud. This, of course, leaves me a little stumped.
I think I know the person you refer to and I suggest we make the source of her problems an offer he can't refuse. I've got an old horse out back who no longer needs its head - don't ask - and I think it would fit nicely in his bed.
Sincerely
Don Advenleone

Pamy

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTF

Twiggyish

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

I feel so bad!! I didn't read a friend's folder and didn't know she was leaving us for a while. She's one of my favorite people. =(

Sincerely bummed,
Me
PS. I think I'm suffering from the same thing as Pamy, Granny and Zmom!

Adven

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Pamy and ZM:
Finally. Two people who see the wisdom in getting naked and screwing around. And don't worry about your Innocence Quotient, ZM. Innocence is highly over-rated and a pain in the derriere for those inclined to enjoy getting naked and screwing around.
Sincerely,
Adven

Adven

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Me:
Don't worry. I happen to have a close personal friend named Guido "The Nose Biter" Provolone. He fixes things. I think you'll find that he knows how to make your friend's problems disappear, if you catch my drift.
Have a good one.
Adven

Pamy

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 07:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I never claim innocence, guilty/naughty is way more fun

Squaredsc

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
yo adven,

how do i get guido's number?

sincerely,
me

Adven

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Me:
You can reach Guido at 1-800-KNEECAP. He's waiting for your call.
All the best,
Adven

Squaredsc

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
k thx, making a note.

Weinermr

Saturday, November 29, 2003 - 08:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

Some kind person here started a thread devoted to holiday giving. I would like to volunteer my services. I understand there is a great need this holiday season for getting naked and screwing around. I happily volunteer to donate my time to this worthy cause. How do I get in touch with these people in need. And I mean touch in the literal sense. Thanks.

Signed,

Eager to help