I almost wet my pants when......
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Sillycalimomma | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 12:23 pm     Okay, here I go! I thought this might be a fun thread. I along with others have already shared a moment or two when life has caused us to almost wet our pants, in the Random Thoughts thread.And might I add I just about wet my pants reading those ones this morning! Maybe a MOD could move those posts here and we can keep it going? Just a place to share a moment that made you laugh so hard you almost wet your pants.....laugh often, it is good for your health! |
Tater | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 01:13 pm     Well, I took this literally…I was camping with some friends up in Big Bear right after the Big Landers quake. We had out potty area all staked out right behind a huge boulder next to a ten-foot drop. During the night I trekked over and dropped my pants, just as I was about to begin…there was a little aftershock! I got startled; stood up too quickly, got dizzy went to reach for the boulder. Whoops wrong hand! Grabbed the air and went tumbling down the drop off with my panties around my ankles! By the time I was down the hill, I was done peeing! I was okay but couldn’t stop laughing when my friends shined their flashlight down on me! The look on their faces looking at me in my situation was priceless! To this day we can’t talk about camping without a retelling of the story and almost peeing our pants! OMG! Thanks for making remember my peeing escapade! |
Sillycalimomma | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 01:24 pm     LOL! See this is great! Funny stuff! That just made me think of another time I could have peed my pants (in fact I think I may have) For my friends birthday last year 6 of us got together and decided to chip in for a Limo ride down to San Francisco for a nice dinner at the peer. On the way we decided to pick up a bottle of Southern Comfort. Big mistake. We got stuck in traffic and what should have been about a 1 1/2 hour drive turned in to three. We had to make several bathroom stops because many of us had stupidly "broken the seal" early in the road trip. One of the gals had been trying to hold it as long as possible then decided she couldn't anymore. We asked the Limo driver to pull over once more and he refused! Said he was running to far behind schedule and trying to get out of traffic and back on the road for a pee break would take way too long! We couldn't believe it. Well, my friend realized there was no way she was going to make it so she grabbed one of the cups from the bar area! Now, there was one guy on this trip so we made him sit on the far end of what now seemed like a very cramped and tiny Limo, we put up a "curtain" of paper towels and there she went right in a cup in a Limo! We still tell that story just about every time we get together and it still makes me laugh! Great story Tater! We go camping often, this will remind me to pick a "bathroom" spot far from any drops in the landscape! |
Tater | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 01:40 pm     ROFL! This will remind me to always have paper cups handy! |
Herckleperckle | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 03:23 pm     I'm going to re-tell a story my ds, Matt, told me. But, first you have to understand Matt. He was born with a cleft lip and palate, and though he has been through several surgeries, his face is not 'quite right.' As a result of everything in his life, he is a bit of a nonconformist and deals with things through his deadly sense of humor and world-class wit. He is currently working for a credit card company (not what he wants to do, but paying his bills) and is essentially, a bill collector. (He even has to call people to bug them about their credit on Thanksgiving and Christmas, do you believe it?! He has us all on the floor with his stories!) In addition, Matt rarely irons his clothing, so, though clean, is always a little rumpled-looking. He is tall and thin and has these giant eyeballs. So he doesn't fit the corporate image profile, to say the least. Well, here goes: One day, as Matt was riding the elevator up to his floor at his company, one of the corporate VPs got in. Matt turned to him and said, "Good morning." The VP just looked him over and didn't say a word. That didn't sit well with Matt. So Matt turned to him with a big, goofy grin and said, "I have new socks on today!" The VP got out at the next stop! |
Tabbyking | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 03:43 pm     well, at my age, i almost wet my pants when i sneeze or cough or laugh...i'll have to think of an almost wetting from shock or something other than a 'body's failing me' normal pant-wetting! oooh, when i got to stand next to johnny cash in a darkened theater. the entire room was waiting for him to appear on stage and he came in through a dark side door right next to me and put his guitar on my arm rest and put his finger to his lips and winked at me for me to keep his 'surprise entry' secret. man, was he incredibly riveting and sexy in all black in a darkened theater!! |
Denecee | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 03:51 pm     LOL! I like your son's humor! This story may seem a little nasty but it really isn't. It's about the love you share between a sister and best friends. We were camping, my family, my sister and my bestfriend since highschool. Well, my sister was having a little problem in the private area and wanted to know if there was a rash or something. No mirrors, so she asked dear sister(me) to take a look. I look. Um, what is it suppose to look like because it don't look right to me? We need a comparison, so by dear best friend volunteers. Some of you might not get this or might be grossed out but to us it was such a relief to know that they looked the same. Only problem was that we were laughing so hard that I had to run to the little porta potty. |
Tater | Friday, December 12, 2003 - 03:57 pm     OMG! TOO Funny Denecee! Sounds like something my sis and I would do! |
Lostintheglades | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 04:47 am     These stories are great!! I actually did pee my pants on this one. We were living in Ft. Lauderdale years ago when there was still a stretch of farmland between the beach and our house. We had gone out to dinner and then to the beach with some friends one night and on the way home I had to pee really bad. So DH pulled over next to the field. There were some really tall grasses between the road and the field and being the gentleman that he is, he parted a trail for me in order to scare away any critters and with the very first step he disappeared (dropped) into a 12 foot ditch. It was like watching Wiley Coyote step off a cliff. He escaped unhurt and luckily there was no water in the ditch but but when I shinned the flashlight down on him and he was laying upside down it was just too much for me. |
Bobbie_552001 | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 07:26 am     Tabby...I was reading everyones stories and was thinking to myself...who needs a funny story for that to happen?? I'm 47 years old thats all the excuse that I need... |
Twinkie | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 07:55 am     Ok this is a very old story but memorable. Many years ago when i was in my early 20s I went with friends from Orlando to Hollywood, FL for an outdoor concert that included Santana, The Who, Eric Clapton, George Harrison, Joe Walsh, and many others I can't remember right now. The concert was held in a huge open field in south FL and it had rained for 3 days straight before the concert. We arrived the night before so we could get close to the stage. Well there were no porta potties in the area where we waited in the car. And being a swamp there were mosquitos by the billions. We had all also consumed a far amount of wine. SOOOOO.....try to imagine myself and my friend Cindy going down to a ditch to pee while trying to hold a blanket around us to keep the mosquitos from biting our butts! Needless to say it didn't work very well and our bums were covered with bites which we spent the entire concert scratching! I also lost a pair of sandals that were sucked right off my feet by the mud! Great concert but lousy conditions! And after the ditch episode I didn't want to ever pee again outdoors! I hope this isn't too graphic for the board! |
Tabbyking | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 08:39 am     uh, twinks, are you sure you weren't at woodstock? LOL...the field, the rain, the mud.......the wine! |
Ddr1135 | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 08:41 am     One night when I was in my 20's, my friends and I were all out. One friend got very, very drunk. We put her in the car to sleep it off. After about an hour, we went check on her and she was behind the wheel attempting to start the car (no keys, we had them). So we decided it was best to drive her home. I drove her car with arrangements for a friend to pick me up at her house. This was about 4 in the morning. When I stopped at a traffic light, she suddenly sat up straight and said "Pull Over!". I immediately pulled over, she flung the door open and leaned out as if she was going to be sick, with her arms on her elbows, holding her head up with her hands. After many minutes, I realize my friend has fallen asleep in that position. At that moment, I see a state trooper coming down the road. The state trooper passes by and then slowly puts it in reverse and drives backwards to be even with our car. I looked over to the state trooper....and then proceeded to wake up my friend. He looks at her and says "Go Home." My friend trys to focus her eyes. She looks back and says "OK Daddy." |
Tabbyking | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 08:49 am     okay, my dh would die of embarrasment if he knew i put this out here, but two of us almost peed our pants this night: a group of exchange students came from japan for a month when they were maybe 12 years old. we had a darling little gal with us and our best friends in town had this girl's best friend. we got together a lot. while our girl was snuggly, jumped right in and cooked with us and played piano and loved our kids, our friend's got the pick of the litter. she decided the man was a pervert because when he held the door for his wife to enter a mall, he touched his wife's hip when she passed by. we did get that problem straightened out when their teacher told us about 'public displays of affection in japan'...however, my husband decided to try and talk with our friend's student and get her to open up. now, these kids have had about .03 years of english when they come over. they can say 'hi' and 'where is WB?' (warner brothers store). my husband is saying, 'mitsubishi?' ah yes, the girl smiles, so they must drive a mitsubishi. then he says, "sumo?" and she looks confused. so my husband does this hilarious sumo squat with his arms making muscles and fists and lets an incredibly loud one rip by accident. my friend and i were gasping for breath, stomachs aching from laughing, tears streaming down our faces... my husband was scarlet, the two japanese girls were giggling and we have no idea if they thought he did it by accident, on purpose...or to tease about sumo. every once in a while, if my husband is moody, i will pretend to do a sumo pose and make a 'passing gas' noise with my mouth. he still blushes! |
Twinkie | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 09:09 am     Tabby, I was so pissed off that I missed Woodstock! I was pregnant and had BAD morning sickness!! ARRRGGGG!! Most of my friends went. |
Sillycalimomma | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 11:16 am     ROFL!!!Oh this is a good way to start the day! I LOVE your stories! I know there have been several in my life- I better get thinking! Most either include alcohol or my daughter!lol......I am still laughing....the one about the friend and falling asleep while trying to throw up! Too much. Oh, I know one. This one still gets me on a bad day. I can always think of this and at least a little smile comes about! To understand why it is so funny let me explain a bit of the background... I had a friend that I *gasp* would have called my best friend. We had known one another since we were 10 years old and went through a lot together and did everything together. (WARNING-not so feel good part of the story..also DH=Dear honey that I have been with for 10 years HS sweethearts, not hubby) About 2 years ago my DH and I were going through some rocky times and had split apart. I found out that during this time for reasons I still don't quite understand her and my DH decided to do a little roll playing-she as Monica Lewinsky and DH as Mr. President himself! Hmphf. Well, as I was the one that left DH to "find myself" I was not as upset with DH as I was with my friend. I could not believe she would do that! I had even seen her that very day-took her out to lunch in fact!Had no clue she ever looked at him in such a way. Anyway-to get to the funny part. I let it be known through the grapevine that my nerves were frazzled and if she ever saw me again she better run! Then the funny happened- About a month later I was returning home from dropping my daughter off at school. I was in a left hand turn lane waiting for the light to turn green. I looked over to my right and who did I see, but my "friend" herself! She was in the right lane getting ready to turn. Problem was-there was a car in front of her and she couldn't go. Unfortunate for her though when she saw me she freaked out! In the excitement of trying to flee my sights she pushed on the gas and slammed right into the car in front of her! Best part was, it was no ordinary vehicle that she slammed into! Thats right-she slammed into the sheriff himself!!!!!! I died laughing I tell you! I laughed all the way home, the rest of the day....heck I am still laughing and it was many moons ago! The look on her face-priceless as I am sure was mine to her!I have not seen or talked to her since and the way I see it-she got hers. |
Tater | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 11:51 am     ROFL Silly! Good thread idea! I was silly myself yesterday and couldn't stop laughing remembering my story, reading yours and everyone else's! |
Pamy | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 11:54 am     Ahhh sweet justice, Sillly!!! |
Lostintheglades | Saturday, December 13, 2003 - 01:39 pm     Silly that is a great story!!!! |
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