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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Outrageous Holiday Cards!: Archive through December 06, 2003

Sanfranjoshfan

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Holdiay cards get funnier and more outlandish every year. I thought a thread with the craziest examples might be fun!

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Here's a card I got several years ago that was so funny I had to scan it so I could share it! :)

Tabbyking

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
san fran, i sent out cards (to certain friends) where santa is with 3 hookers in a convertible and on the front he is saying, "christmas will be a little late this year" and the inside reads, "ho, ho, ho"

Tabbyking

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
my favorite halloween card is where the front says, "if a big, ugly monster follows you around all day, don't be afraid" and inside it says,


"it's just your butt!"

Sanfranjoshfan

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Another great card I saw (I wished I had it scanned) showed a little boy sneaking down the stairs and Santa, who is at the tree, has just looked up and spotted him. Santa says solemnly "I'm sorry you saw me, Timmy, because now I'm going to have to kill you."

Mocha

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Rofl Sanfran, that's hysterical!!

Sanfranjoshfan

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Sanfranjoshfan

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 07:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Sanfranjoshfan

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 08:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, I think this is the last one I have (that won't get me banned from the board, at any rate!):)

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Cathie

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 08:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Cathie

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 08:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Cathie

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 08:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Sanfranjoshfan

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 09:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Good ones, Cathie! :)

I found another one...

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Cathie

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 09:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Cathie

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 09:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
How about a belated Thanksgiving card...

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Urgrace

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 09:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Cathie, my screen is too blurry. What does it say, ".....Contemporary, ___?___ Architecture"

These are funny. Wish I could remember some of the ones I have received from my daughter. She can send some real good ones.

Cathie

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 09:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ummm, it's contemporary bull s___ architecture, maybe it won't get moderated since it's unreadable...

Tess

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 10:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I can see it, Cathie. :) I've got to show Juju the Fleas Navidog one!

Tabbyking

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 10:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
love the big bird dinner! :)

i had no trouble reading the bs part on the architectural christmas card...maybe since you didn't actually type it, it stays!?

Moondance

Friday, December 05, 2003 - 10:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 01:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Fruitbat

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 01:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOVE the last one here!

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 02:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Fruitbat....that's actually a Christmas button I have. I love it when people come up to me and ask what my button means...."What does 'No L' mean? <moment of clarity> Oh! Duh...."

:)

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 04:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I found some more!

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Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 04:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, December 06, 2003 - 04:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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