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TV ClubHouse: Archive: COSMO's Tip of the Day: Archive through November 10, 2003

Pamy

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 06:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I am putting the really risque ones in invisable ink
14. Play with your lingerie during foeplay. pull your bra down and let me see your ...

15. play rough and sexy. push me up against a wall and grind against me. (what is it with these guys and walls???!)

16. show off your body, get on top and wriggle your hips(ed. how does one wriggle??)Lean back and stick your breasts out.

17. Be so horny when I walk in that you pull me down on the floor cause ya cant wait a second longer. (Wheww, I thought he was gonna say wall again!)

Zachsmom

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 07:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dang Pamy..you're making me want to go onto "DateMeIamYours.Com" for the sole purpose of trying these things out! LOL

Squaredsc

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 07:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
pamy, that actually isn't invisible on my screen.

rofl 'mom.

Gidget

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 07:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Is this really what goes on in men's minds? Good!
Pamy - wriggling =s getting comfortable if ya know what I mean.
The white ink is making me blind LOL

Pamy

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 07:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gidget, if you highlite you can read it

Pamy

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 05:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Again, these are from the male perspective....

18. It's hot that my girlfriend will do it with me even when we have been fighting. She is extra naughty on these nights.

19. Keep your push up bra on during the act. All that clevage is very sexy.

20. pull down on my 'boy's' gently, it stretches the skin and makes what your are doing to me feel more intense

Reader234

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 05:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm sorry, I LOL!!

rofl, I'll bet it gets 'em excited if we'd do it anytime - mad, sad, glad, etc...

Pamy

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 05:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL I think you are right Reader!

Squaredsc

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 05:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
well im awake now.

Gidget

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 06:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Highlighting works great thanks Pamy. I sometimes wondered about people posting in white. Though I know why some of these tips are white. This is a hoot, keep 'em coming.

Sweetbabygirl

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 06:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, I'm trying to be really, really good, so I'm gonna hold back my comments.

Reader234

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 06:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sbg, I'm just ROFL just THINKING about what comments you might make!!

mornin squared!

Sweetbabygirl

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 06:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Reader, if I get any hornier than I got after reading that list, look out, lol!!

Weinermr

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I don't know who these guys were who provided all these exciting and erotic sex tips for all you Cosmo girls out there. Some of them sound good to me, others just plain silly. I thought I would throw in my unsolicited 2 cents about each one. One man's opinion as it were. Or as it was. Or something.

I won't repeat the tips, so if you're at all interested you'll have to go back and look. Or just skip this whole post and go on with your fun.

1. Can be quite sexy.
2. Are you cold? Want me to get you a blanket?
3. Yeah, for me, and for 20 other drooling maniacs.
4. OK, let's go.
5. Location, location, location.
6. Depends where you spray it.
7. Nice.
8. Some people are into that. I like privacy.
9. Want me to wheel you there instead?
10. Could be hot.
11. Oh yeah baby!
12. As long as you don't open it all the way.
13. Been there, done that.
14. Make it playful.
15. Not my thing.
16. Are you done yet?
17. Oh yeah baby! (Oops I already said that.)
18. Do it with me after fighting? On what planet?
19. Nah looks too phony.
20. I'm all for most things involving "the boys".

OK, I'm supposed to be working right now. And yet....

Egbok

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm supposed to be working right now too Weinermr, but temptation gave in and I'm checking the board...okay, okay..busted! I'm checking this thread and you have given me a great laugh to start my Monday morning in my cubicle!! LOL!!

Cindori

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Weiner, your response to #12 gave me the giggles!

(now my coworkers are looking at me funny AGAIN)

Sweetbabygirl

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh my, Weinerkins!!

I personally like #42....(must...concentrate...on other things)

WHERE THE HELL IS THAT WAITRESS WITH THAT FAN?!!

Babyruth

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Weiner's #16 has me cracking up!!!!!

Sasman

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ooooooooooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sweet baby please tell us what 42 is please!

Mamie316

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, I can't wear a push up bra because I'd put someone's eye out and I don't know how sexy that would be!

Sweetbabygirl

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(smacks Angel SBG off shoulder)....okay, bad SBG is back, I'm gonna put my list up lunchtime!!

Sweetbabygirl

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 08:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sas, it is a position called "The Crab", and mama liiiiiiiiiiikes, mama liiiiiiiiiiikes!!

Sweetbabygirl

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 09:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, here are some of my favorites....and some I intend to try, lol!

#4 Would make me giggle to try, but a few beers in me and I'd do it!

#13 is cool, especially when you've been with someone for a while....like cumfort food (pun most definitely intended, hee!)

#17 Meowrowlwow!! Gotta try that one.

#18 One evening, Frank and I weren't speaking; we turned off the lights to go to sleep, but we kept bumping into each other in the bed. Before we knew it, I started fondling, we started kissing, and BAM....hot monkey love was performed!! The next day when we discussed what pissed us off, we mentioned the angry sex, commenting on how hot it was!!

#19 is cool, especially if you're getting ready to go to work, and you're pulled back into the bed for a quickie!

#20 traumatized me, 'cause I felt like I was milking a cow....guys, explain to me HOW this is hot again?

#29 DUH!!

And finally, the aforementioned #42....that's porno hot, lol!!

(runs for cold water)

Monkeyboy

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 12:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL my eyes!

Reader234

Monday, November 10, 2003 - 12:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFL...

I personally dont think I'm getting the whole picture when y'all post the answers and I'm not sure what the questions are/were... but I think its funnier this way!!