Silly/Annoying things our spouses do!
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Jan | Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 05:15 pm     ouuuuu Reader. Maybe you better take over the bill paying, sweetie. |
Secretsmile | Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 08:47 am     Ahh, thanks Spy, I guess it's not a common complaint! LOL! |
Wargod | Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 09:12 am     MOW has picked up a new annoying habit. I have no clue what started it other than he's being ornery as heck. We'll be sitting on the couch and he'll jump at me, or I'll be in saying good night to him and just as I go to kiss him, he'll start making faces and whispering, "I'm gonna get you my pretty," (flying monkeys) or, "You want a balloon" (Pennywise the clown!) Or he'll talk about the poltergeist clown, with it's long arms! This is not funny! Make him stop!!!!! |
Squaredsc | Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 09:17 am     omg war, he should be shot! |
Needmylifeback | Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 10:41 am     I really was laughing at this one (and thinking about making it like a 'sock experiment')...There was this used kleenex on the floor by his side of the bed....I kept picking up the clothes and other stuff....but left the kleenex ...for three days....I mentioned to him yesterday that 'the bug man' (our pest control that sprays every month) was coming in the morning...so he picked up the stuff on his side and put everything where it belonged....After he left...I then found the kleenex on his nightstand....I jokingly asked him about it this morning and he got defensive and said he didn't feel like walking the extra steps to throw it away (I did throw it away yesterday...)...it's funny tho' because he passes about 3 trashcans on his way out the door! The other is (I rarely ask him to do any honeydo's...but the last one...he got our son to do it for him, because he was too tired from his bike ride! - But then found the extra energy he needed to go out and ride the next day! LOL!) I love him and couldn't live without him! |
Sweetbabygirl | Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 10:58 am     Awwwww War!! I personally think that's cute, unless we were about to do some bouncin', then the comedy would have to cease. |
Abbynormal | Thursday, October 23, 2003 - 11:48 am     My dh is working out of state so I only get to see him once a month. He's here now and has been for a week. Now I love him more than my life but I think I need one of those groups you go to for families of people who are addicted. I'm upset because I have never really noticed it before. I think my dh is addicted to vending machines. He cannot pass one by without getting a snack. He'll get one even when he's not hungry, I think he is afraid he might need a snack later and there won't be a machine in sight. This seriously bugs the crap outta me. I am NOT a snack eater to begin with and he just goes overboard! He will actually buy 3 or 4 "just in case". Don't even get me started on his inability to go an hour without a soda of some sort. I worry about his health and I don't like our son thinking it's okay to be have a zinger attached to your hand at all times. |
Biloxibelle | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 08:03 am     Doesn't listen! Doesn't listen! Doesn't listen! Our youngest son had his 13th birthday on Nov. 19th. His Granny hired a limo to pick him and 8 friends up from school and take them to his birthday party. All of this was planned a month ahead of time. My son wanted to know if the kids could ride in the limo alone without me. I asked DH on and off for the last 2 weeks what he thought (husband ears activated). Decided ok will let kids ride alone with DH and I following limo (husband ears activated). Limo is picking the kids up at 3:30 at the school. DH, granddaughter, and myself go pick up the cake and go to school to meet limo. The limo is already in the car rider line so I tell DH. Conversation as follows: BB: Let me out here. DH: Where? BB: Right here (we were on the road in front of the school). Then you can pull through the line and pick me up and we'll catch up to the limo (husband ears at this point totally and soundly activated). Now mind you I am also a "hand talker" so as I was saying you can go through the line I was waved my hand and almost knocked the cake off my lap. Well, I meet and talk to the driver load all the bookbags in the trunk get the kids in the limo, watch them leave. Then stand there and wait for DH, and wait and wait and wait.... Yup he did he turned around and got behind the limo without me. I was left at the school. Had the cell phone in my purse, his was in his truck at home. Called MIL they were already at the casino where party was to be (20 miles away). Ended up calling a friend to come get me and take me to party. Of course he swears I never told him I was not riding with the kids. But I had proof my almost knocking the cake off my lap. When I asked him why was a waving my arms around he didn't know. What a strange feeling standing alone at the school after everyone was gone. Of course he was rather shocked himself when he arrived at the party and I didn't get out of the limo. The man is very lucky I have a strange sense of humor and found the whole thing to be rather funny. |
Sbw | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 08:19 am     Biloxi - that is too funny. |
Lostintheglades | Monday, November 24, 2003 - 09:33 am     Yep..sounds like a man to me! That is priceless Biloxi! |
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