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Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 12:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You know, this Adven guy kind of reminds me of someone. Someone who was never taken seriously when on his show, but had a unique style--a very intelligent style.

His name is Chuck Barris. You know, a guy who wore crazy hats (I hate hats), liked women, laughed a lot, went for ratings, and had Rex Reed on his show.

Ok, he also was an assassin for the CIA. Adven, anything you want to directly or indirectly admit to? More importantly, anything you want to deny? (which would of course give away it's true)

Adven

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 02:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, Lance, I've finally been outed. I am, indeed, a CIA assassin, hired to snuff out any Canadian terrorist cells that may have designs on creating havoc in the USA. Some might suggest this makes me something of a traitor. I call it making a living.
You might also wonder why the USA needs protection from Canada. After all, when was the last time Canada ever posed a threat - other than Celine Dion's last CD, I mean. Well, it might shock you to know that Canada is a teeming hotbed of anti-Americanism. You never hear about it because I assassinate anyone who even makes jokes about Americans just to be safe.
Personally, I think Bush owes me big time and am not impressed that my hints at a medal of honor ceremony have so far fallen on deaf ears. This oath of silence and anonymity really sucks.

Reader234

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 03:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, I like Celine, admitedly a lil goes along way, but still. Just for that I'm buying her perfume and wearing it in your honor!!

Lance, baby, stop before you have to roll me outta here!! :) :) :) (funny you should mention tomato bisque, its what I'm having for dinner, while reading what I missed today... where's the camera????)

Do we really buy this CIA theory??

and why are you in here alone Lance? Have you scared off the rest of them??

Has anyone heard from Granny? I know her son was scheduled to have surgery today...

I'm very nosey today arent I???

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 03:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven you bring up an excellent point of Celine Dion's last CD (well, every CD) being a threat to America, and the rest of the world.

you also have a valid point about making a living--it's clear that anyone who would consider you a traitor is just jealous of you.

You would score more points with Bush if you declared war on countries without nuclear weapons--but instead you go after individuals who might actually do harm to others. I digress though, and an moving off topic--the topic being you, of course.

Watch out for Chuck though, now that you have spoken out. If you see him, run. Same goes with Squared and Zmom. Both are semi-trained killers.:)

I feel fortunate to be safe in the evictee house.

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 03:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes, Reader, I've scared them off with my looks and horrible BO. I just hope they took some food.

Sorry to hear you like Celine--I hope you are able to get over that.

I hope Granny's son is doing ok--out of all the things I've talked about in here, I want that one the most.

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 03:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, that Mole thingy is back!! I have no idea what the heck Mole is up to though. It lives underground, so I can't see Mole knowing squat about those topics.

But then again, this game is being run by Adven. hmmmmm

Reader234

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 03:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hah, you cant fool us "legs"

I think real life popped up... it sure is interfering with my net time!! I get to be in 2 places at the same time tonight!! Cant wait to see how I pull it off!! :) :)

And there is a place and time for all kinds of music!! *eg!!

and I'm wondering if that mole is somehow messing up my email!! For the life of me I dont understand how/why my email ONLY to tvch people keeps bouncing back to me... very perplexing let me tell you!!

Miss_Wings

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 05:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
*****slips in, swipes a bowl of chicken and dumplings, slips out*****

Thanks, Lance!

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 07:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Miss_Wings, I hope it tastes good to you.:)

Now, to be what I hope is taken as a voice of reason and objectivity. I sure hope none of the remaining players are bothered by this or other games. I think there have been games and will be other challenges that tend to favor one more than another. I hope folks don't feel badly about this or future challenges. I'm not sure anything can be 100% fair all the way across the board to everyone.:)

I've had a blast in this game--getting evicted for me was just part of what goes with it if you play--but you can't win if you don't play. And you have tons more fun too:):)

Adven may be a killer, able to dust someone without batting an eye, but I have a feeling he would never knowingly stack the deck against any one person intentionally.:) Now, he might do that to everyone--hehehehe.

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 07:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<notes to give Squared 500 points for one of the funniest answers ever>

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 07:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ackkkk! That was a right answer? Oh no--I'm going to be in soooooo much trouble for having a dirty mind.

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 07:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Personally, I have lots of respect for female nudity.

<hey, if I'm going to get in trouble, I might as well make it worth while>

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, November 04, 2003 - 07:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<laughing so hard I'm crying--I'm sure Adven is Groucho Marx>

<and the 5 remaining players are Zeppo, Chico, and Harpo all rolled into one>

Reader234

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 04:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
BBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGgggggggg

Time to wake UP!! School is starting, the birds are singing, WAKE UP, its a boooyuuteeeful mornin!!

Come on.. waz up??? You stay up and played with all the girls????

*ah well....

Pamy

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 08:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
sssshhh, don't wake Lance up, he is talking in his sleep and you wouldn't believe what he is saying!!!! I want to hear the rest of his story before he wakes up...

Reader234

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You know Pamy, usually these body builders do nothing for me... what do you think?? Just for a visit mind you!!

muscles

Adven

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Please, Reader, no more. I get enough of that kind of thing when I look in the mirror.

Squaredsc

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
dang no packages. thats very disappointing.

Ladytex

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFL Squared! lol

Reader234

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
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Reader234

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I should probably delete it...

Squaredsc

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
no i hadn't but im not impressed.

Reader234

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
and how do those builders hide that stuff? I never thought of it before.

builder


Adven, this is much better eye candy than the challenge you issued... imho of course!!

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 09:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, do these guys have better legs than I do? They are flexing though, so who knows. hmmmm LOL

Reader234

Wednesday, November 05, 2003 - 10:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No Lance, egmom has assured me you have the best legs!!

:)