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Patichou

Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 09:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I had to chew my way out of the bag Adven had me in. You've heard of a slow boat to China? Let's just say I'm back from the whole experience. My medication is adjusted now and I can almost ....sob....talk about.....how Adven had my name wrong and I didn't know he meant me....sob....and IT WAS UNFAIR....sob... I mean is it a Canada thing? ( are they photographing me from my good side?)..sob...You know I'm 1st generation American from Canada. You don't have to hate me......sob..... You know the ladies in the white dresses bring me blue candies to take every few hours. This is a nice hotel They put us in while we await the final ceremony. I DO get to vote don't I? Where is my blue candy?

Tishala

Tuesday, October 14, 2003 - 09:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Mr. Adven, how do you respond to the federal investigation Mr. Ashcroft has opened into game rigging allegations in challenge three? He is particularly worried that you coerced Zmom to watch hours and hours of pornography and then didn't give her credit for her answers. Oh. And he's worried that poor Tisha had to learn Latin and you didn't count her answers either.

He promised to investigate this as much as he did TOmmy Chong selling bongs on the internet, if not harder. So what do you have to say about this anyhow? Huh?

Mak1

Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 04:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Also, Mr. Adven, precisely which experimental mind-altering drugs have been used on our formerly coherent player Patichou gesundheit?

Adven

Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 06:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmm. The press is beginning to ask me the tough questions. This isn't good. I suppose I could say I'd love to answer their questions and set the record straight, but I can't pending the investigation by the D.A's office. Nah, I like to talk too much.

Sorry about the bag thing, Patichou. My assistant, Bruno "The Nose Biter" Provolone, assured me that bag was reinforced and would give you a mild shock should you try to escape. I apologize for Bruno's incompetence. It won't happen again.

Good question, Tish. Mr. Ashcroft phoned me today with your concerns. We had a frank and open conversation on all the issues and you'll be happy to know that, as a result, we're playing golf on Saturday.

Mak, the drugs used on Patichou were extremely mild - a little elephant tranquilizer, some stuff I had in my cupboard that, to be honest, I didn't recognize and a handful of mushrooms, possibly toadstools, that Bruno picked. So as you can see, I had the safety of Patichou foremost in my mind and would never jeopardize it for the sake of entertainment.

Indenial

Friday, October 17, 2003 - 01:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
hello and I apologise for not being here more. I decided that in order to continue being a part of the press for this game, I have to change jobs - quickly and especially after reading the "bet your buns" thread.

I have decided to leave my important and status filled job (as Mike Wallace) and have been doing interviews all week with the National Enquirer. I'm positive that this game will take up a whole magazine and I want to be ready!

Thanks to all of the other people of the press who have taken over and keep the questions coming! You're the best!

I'll be back as soon as I know I am hired!

Carry on...you are all doing good work.


Adven? Dude.....nothing, I just keep shaking my head and putting my head in my hands.....good luck to ya, Dude.

Adven

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 07:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No problem, Mike. Good luck with the National Enquirer thing. Enquiring minds want to know.

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 02:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Can someone from the press ask Adven to speculate how he is going to top this game?

Personally I think this game is like Sherry Lewis' favorite song!!

Jan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 02:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OK Reader, I'll bite. What is Sherry Lewis's favourite song? something to do with a lambchop?

Mware

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 03:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<Sing along if you know the words!>


This is the song that doesn't end,
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
Now we'll be singing it forever just because...
This is the song that doesn't end,
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
Now we'll be singing it forever just because...
This is the song that doesn't end,
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.
Now we'll be singing it forever just because...


Get the idea, Jan?

Squaredsc

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 03:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oh jeez. rofl!

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 03:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks mware, I got here late!!

(was trying to pick a good joke, had to go thru some of those Cub jokes, decided NONE of them were funny!)

Jan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 04:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OH NO!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DON"T SING THAT SONG!!!


PS reader, got the email. Use it girl. It's great.edited to add:oops, just checked the next thread and I see you did use it!It's a good one.