Archive through October 22, 2003
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Archive through October 22, 2003
Twiggyish | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:04 pm     **Twiggy enters and shuts the door**** This new person Jan does seem nice, but does she have an angle? ..I'll have to keep notes on her. ***Closes door**** |
Grannyg | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:09 pm     ***granny enters and shuts the door*** I don't know about this Twigs, who the heck has a name like "Twigs". ****closes door**** |
Twiggyish | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:12 pm     ****Enters again**** That Granny seems like a nice person.. She did ask me about my name, though. What can that mean? Could she be the mole? ****Shuts door****** |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:14 pm     ***squared enters and shuts and bolts the door*** i think ive entered the matrix and im not cooking and cleaning. btw they're real and they're spectacular. ***sashays back out the door*** |
Jan | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:17 pm     ***jan enters and shuts the door**** the matrix..who said the matrix. I love the Matrix! but I'm still not cooking or cleaning. I will lay in the sun and read though..or play cards if anyone wants. Think of me as Monica but with no cigarettes. ***skulks out of the room when no one is looking*** |
Zachsmom | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:34 pm     *** zMom enters the room*** I love the fact that I get to do all the cooking. At least I know the food will be good. The only thing that pisses me off is square jumping up on the butcher block shaken her booty. Shaken her booty on the butcher block..who the hell does she think she is? "She can shake it to the left..shake it to the right" yada yada yada I miss home, I miss my room, I miss my TV, I miss my computer..I MISS MY PORN! ***walks out of the room**** |
Reader234 | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:40 pm     ***reader enters the room**** I think we need a new decorator for this room. People keep claiming to cook and clean. I myself envision I will be the last clubber standing. I plan on lying to everyone, if anyone asks, I will lie, and I plan on telling the truth about lying. I miss hearing doorbells, and music. What have I gotten myself into? *sigh I'm not a very good liar, that would be my evil twin sister, now THAT one can lie!! ***walks out of the room**** |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:44 pm     ***sashays back into the room and closes the door*** i do one booty dance on the table. and it's not like 'mom wasn't shaking her thang all over the kitchen and don't get me started on what she did with the refridgerator door. hmph. ***sashays back out of the room*** |
Reader234 | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 06:45 pm     ***reader enters room**** reader grabs batteries hmmmmmmm Hi Bob!!!! ****reader exits room**** |
Reader234 | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 07:13 pm     ***reader enters room**** please say something about the mole I am the MOLE bwahhahahaaaaahhaaaaaa ***reader leaves the room***** |
Jan | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 07:15 pm     ****Jan enters gleefully*** heehee I knew it! I knew she was the mole! ****skulks out after erasing Reader's message so no one else will know.**** |
Mak1 | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 07:30 pm     ****Mak enters in disbelief**** is zmom claiming to be the only cook here? that was my pizza being gobbled up and washed down with the drinks I poured tonight while ms zpornmom was....where? i don't know where, but miss wings visited and can confirm my story. i knew Jan told me Reader was the mole! ****walks confidently out of the room to join roomies in the hot tub**** |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 07:33 pm     ***sashays into the room and closes the door*** mak just told me that jan was the mole. ppfftttt! she wouldn't know a mole if it jumped up and bit her on the ass. ***sashays back out and goes to join the others in the hot tub*** |
Jan | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 07:35 pm     ****wakes up from nighty night because a damn mole just bit her on the ass!*** WTF ***goes back to nighty night dreamland*** |
Lancecrossfire | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 07:42 pm     ***Lance walks in, sits down and has a serious talk with the BB voice*** You know, I'm in here with 9 women--so there is no way I'm the mole. You know it and I know it. Now, I'm hoping that folks don't decide to do what many women seem to do--and that is go to the bathroom in groups and stand around and talk. My concern is that the pore cam is NOTHING compared to what Adven has come up with--you know, shades of Chuck Berry. Looking up someone's nose in the pore cam is nothing compared to....well, errrrr, never mind. ***Lance leaves the room, expecting to hear dry heaves from behind the mirror, but only hears a slight chuckle.*** |
Reader234 | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 07:50 pm     ***reader walks in*** BB have you ever considered what happens when 9 women have to share ONE bathroom? Oh you have. Well hmmm, what about one man? oh, you think he's man enough to handle it. I understand Jan is having a hard time with certain critters. And you should here what this aubergine one is saying about this nice lady who likes porn. I didnt know we could bring porn in... what is porn? I am innocent you know. Did you hear there is a fight over who is going to cook? Well anyway, I just wanted to know where the thermostat is, in case it gets really really hot in here.... Thank you Bob... ****reader walks out of room**** |
Mak1 | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 08:01 pm     ****Mak walks in in her jammies**** heh heh I think Square believes that I believe that Jan is the mole, hahahahahaha! don't know why i have this silly old song stuck in my head...my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling...and it gets mixed with baby baby let me sleep on it...sigh, i miss my clay cd i love reader, but i'm never sure if she's talking...or if it's her evil twin....and why did she get to bring a family member with her? i don't understand. i mean, if anyone deserves it, she does, but still...it makes me wonder if....well, let me sleep on it. yeah, that's the ticket. goodnight Bob ****Mak yawns and goes to bed**** |
Pamy | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 08:25 pm     LOL! I am loving all of this!!! |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 08:29 pm     ***sashays back into the room again and closes the door*** wow that challenge was a hard one. i figured that some of the others would give very long and maybe sappy stories so i didn't even try to top them. i talked about breaking my fingernail last year. isn't that a hoot. <laughs hysterically> ok im tired now, nite bob. besos. ***sashays out of the room and heads off to the waterbed*** |
Reader234 | Tuesday, October 21, 2003 - 08:43 pm     ***reader walks in**** I need kleenex. I think I may have misunderstood that challenge. It was my first encounter with my guardian angel, and I wasnt scared. Everyone else was. I have other ghost stories. But ghosts dont scare me. Ghosts are my friends. I see dead people. They come to me in dreams. How about you?? In the future I'm going to need to read directions. Maybe they will make more sense after enjoying a cosmopoltin, are pink you know!! I like pink. Pink is the color of innocence. *yawn Well I guess I'd better call it a night. No kidding. You never know.... I'll see you around bob. **reader wanders out of room**** (peers around corner, listening for voices, knowing there is plotting going on...) |
Grannyg | Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 03:51 am     ********granny meanders in, shuts the door******** Dang, they locked me in the storage room and I couldn't get out. Didn't you even notice??? I guess you were to busy filming the girls in the bikinis and laying out by the pool. But I did get to hear everything everybody said in the Diary Room, so all was not lost!! *******slams the door on her way out******** |
Mak1 | Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 04:45 am     ***Mak wanders in, yawning, rumpled from sleep*** Yawn...so tired...lots of whispering in the night. I heard a few giggles and a sort of cackle from the aubergine room. And I'm not sure, but I think Reader's evil twin is active while Reader is sleeping. Maybe twin is the mole.... I don't know where Granny ran off to. She could be the mole....meeting with the mole master while we sleep. hmmmmm...let me sleep on it. I don't want to step on Zmom's toes, so I'll let her get breakfast. I heard someone slam the DR door a while ago. It woke me up! Who did it? I wanna know right now (baby baby). Ok, I understand you can't tell me. Do you think Square is a former model? She has that walk...a graceful sort of sashay. She isn't the mole. I read the scary stories and I'm too scared to leave this room right now. Is anyone else up yet? Ok, I'm ok now....really, I am. Deep, slow breaths.. ***Opens door and bravely re-enters the house*** |
Mak1 | Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 04:49 am     ***Mak rushes back in*** This is really worrying me. Where are Tish and Lori? I haven't seen them, and they didn't sleep here! Do you know? slow, even breaths, ohm ohm ohm ***Mak calmly leaves the DR*** |
Squaredsc | Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 04:58 am     ***sashaying into the room and gently closing the door and yawning*** that dang reader, i think she's possessed. she keeps talking to someone and i sit there and wonder if she's talking to me. so i wait for her to pause just to see if im supposed to answer her but she doesn't pause. maybe i can sneak in a nap while she's out of the room. sheesh. ***sashaying out of the room and back to bed*** |
Reader234 | Wednesday, October 22, 2003 - 11:58 am     ***reader walks in**** Can someone tell me what's going on around here? I am not sleeping in 2 rooms. In fact I barely can sleep in ONE room. I'm a very light sleeper. I keep hearing talking, and snoring. Someone was in the shower late last night! I have this feeling that y'all arent going to keep us around very long. I hear people get cranky on that PBJ diet. Well, I just came to pick up my batteries... and say hi to "bob" !! Oh, and I'm innocent!! ***reader trudges out of diary room, heads for hot tub to soak her aching muscles**** |
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