Archive through October 20, 2003
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Archive through October 20, 2003
Twiggyish | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 04:44 pm     Give me a K! Give me an E! Give me an L! Give me another L! Give me a Y! Give me an apostrophe! Give me an S! What's that spell??? YAY TEAM!!!
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Twiggyish | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 05:06 pm     ok, so I can't spell..LOL |
Mak1 | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 06:14 pm     K E L L Y ' S KELLY'S! KELLY'S! KELLY'S! YAY! LOL, I love our cheerleader! |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 06:17 pm     That should be our mascot!! |
Zachsmom | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 06:22 pm     I KNEW Juju would be on our side that pix is priceless! |
Tishala | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 06:24 pm     It reminds me of my grandmother. When she takes off the pom pom's, she'll be making chicken soup. |
Miss_Wings | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 07:21 pm     I know I really just lurk here. Enjoy it immensely, but at the risk of being offensive, I just have to say it. . . After your grandmother TAKES OFF the pom pom's? |
Miss_Wings | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 07:22 pm     I'm sorry. I'm sorry. The mental image of MY grandmother and pom poms. I just couldn't help myself. |
Pamy | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 07:42 pm     LOL |
Tishala | Wednesday, October 15, 2003 - 07:43 pm     Oh heavens, my grandmother walks around with pom poms all the time. It makes her infernal scratching much less embarrassing: we just pretend she is doing cheers. "Oh yeah! Rah rah, bubbele" and all that. But it's more because I come from a long line of b!tches. Heehee. |
Miss_Wings | Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:24 pm     Thanks for not taking my post the wrong way, Tishala. You made me laugh so hard, I had to de-lurk and come out and play.  |
Zachsmom | Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:26 pm     Miss_Wings, this is Adven's Game, we encourage posts that can be taken the wrong way, we live for them! De-lurk some more and join in the fun! You like porn? You like the letter "L"? |
Reader234 | Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:51 pm     smack keep your hands off misswings, dont you go trying to spoil our miss wings... (darn, what the heck is THAT word I'm looking for... wish dh would LEAVE me alone... bwasahhhaaaaaaaaa!! |
Mak1 | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:29 am     Here's a joke left over from the competition. I got quite a laugh out of it. Gravity-Defying Tequila A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He's slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn't believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we're hundreds of feet above the GROUND!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don't get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn't slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You're really an a$$hole when you're drunk, Superman." |
Mak1 | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:31 am     and another: Scooby Doo There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants. He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients. Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.'' She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine. So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''. The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?'' ''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?'' He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!'' |
Twiggyish | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 11:19 am     A woman goes to her witch Dr. and tells him she'd like to have bigger breasts. He tells her to go up to three men and ask them to marry her. Each time one of the says no, her breasts will grow one inch. She goes up to the first man and he says, "NO"..(They grow an inch) She goes up to the second man and he says, "NO"..(They grow another inch) She goes up to the third man..who was the first man and he says, "NO, NO, NO...a THOUSAND TIMES NO!!"...and he never knew what hit him! |
Twiggyish | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:07 pm     Adven asked for pictures..He didn't say anything about the subject..LOL |
Zachsmom | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:12 pm     LOL Twiggy! That is too cute!!! |
Twiggyish | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:15 pm     oops..I don't see the picture now.. I'll repost.
My daughter took her sunflower bonnet from a previous halloween costume and dressed up our Carmey..LOL |
Pamy | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:23 pm     ROTF Twiggy!!! |
Mak1 | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 04:02 am     LOL..Carmey looks so impressed! |
Adven | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:57 am     Nice pic, Twig, but that wasn't the kind of, uh, kitty I had in mind. |
Twiggyish | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 03:27 pm     ROFL!!! |
Twiggyish | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:02 pm     Yay Kelly's!! |
Tishala | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:08 pm     Grandma! |
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