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Jan | Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 12:54 pm     reader, check your message box |
Reader234 | Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 01:52 pm     Jan,,, check yours..<runs out of adven's game,, to run to Jan's folder pant, pant *gasp...THERE's got to be a better way!!> |
Reader234 | Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 06:41 pm     Wanna hear some more jokes? This one I knew better than to use... maybe I should put it in Jan's folder!!??? I didnt think it would get many laughs tho... One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife.. "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," she replied... "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back... "University of Oklahoma." |
Reader234 | Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 06:46 pm     Here's another someone gave me I didnt think would get the right laughs from a center sector... Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping." The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man. Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that? The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping". The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!" I have one more, that I can save if a team mate needs it... so did I make the right choice? |
Reader234 | Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:18 pm     OK, I'm playing to an empty house, but I'm amuuuuzed nonetheless!! (and I see there is a joke thread too, this challenge couldve been a whole lot easier on me if I had only known!! roflol!!) Sia Friday, May 09, 2003 - 11:26 am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that, Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve cautiously with raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?" "Well.....you can have him on one condition." "And what's that, Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman." |
Reader234 | Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:20 pm     Essence Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 08:59 am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Male brain cells... Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried...but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.... Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a voice from far, far, away ... "Hellooooo - we're all down here...." |
Squaredsc | Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:25 pm     uh reader are ya bored? |
Texannie | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:10 am     Loved those!!! Thanks! This was my grandmother's favorite joke. She was born in 1905 and lived to be almost 100. She was very tickled with herself for being so "daring" whenever she told this joke..... Why did the bride wear a night gown with fur on the trim on her wedding night? To keep her neck warm. |
Reader234 | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 09:06 am     Love those grannies!! It must be the Texas weather (she was a Texan wasnt she??!!) |
Jan | Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 09:11 am     hmmm that Essence. That one of her's was very close to my favourite one, Reader..you know the one about the miracle baby that was born at Mount Sinai..a miracle because it had both a penis and a brain. SNORT SNORT (Ok Guys it's just a joke ) and Tex..that joke is very risque for a 100 yr old Granny!! She must have loved shocking everyone. Good for her. |
Twiggyish | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 05:54 pm     I love all your jokes you guys!!! |
Mak1 | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:02 pm     Reader, you've been cracking me up with your jokes -- and with the fact that you were posting them here with nobody around! Thanks to all for all the laughs in this competition. |
Reader234 | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:07 pm     I didnt think anyone noticed Mak ! Its what sq said, she knows me too well, I'm afraid, very afraid!! |
Reader234 | Monday, October 20, 2003 - 07:54 pm     OK, the way I see it a merge is coming and we need to stave off pagonging... Lets do it this way... Keep the whiskey pouring so Adven wont remember, and we all vote to evict Pamy. Pamy, you are willing to go up arent you? For the good of the team?? I think we can resurrect you again, something about 9 lives! |
Squaredsc | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 10:34 am     <sigh> well we gave it a hell of a run. great game you guys and im proud to have been on your team. |
Reader234 | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:01 am     Ditto, and thank you squared, Pamy, for your patience with me! |
Grannyg | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:08 am     or was i on this team?????????????? |
Squaredsc | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:09 am     yw reader. yes granny you were. |
Jan | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:14 am     granny..post merge..sigh,poor us... we had no team. this is how it started out: The teams: The Kelly Guarinis Rabbit Mak Luv Twiggy Tish Lori Zachsmom The Ruben Aikens Pat Pamy Square Bonny Lance Bobbie Neko |
Lancecrossfire | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:43 am     I'd like to thank everyone on the RA team--you were all wonderful team mates! I'd like to give a special than you to Squared for posting a picture on my behalf in the very first challenge. I have no doubt that it would have been me evicted had she not done that (which would have been ok--I would have had fun no matter what). |
Squaredsc | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:45 am     you are very welcome lance. |
Pamy | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 12:45 pm     Bonny and Pat, sorry you all had to go so soon, we were the Morgan tribe for immunity!! LOL Reader, thank YOU for all the fun!! |
Grannyg | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 01:14 pm     Reader, you kept us all hopping and knowing what was going on. Thanks for being such a good sport about it all. |
Reader234 | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 01:36 pm     *aw shucks,, but notice on Jan's post, my name is NOT there!! I was truly being a buttinsky with that first post - at least in my mind!! I was fascinated with squared and her aubergine, so I googled, and couldnt resist. I was going to sit back and watch, but Adven pulled me in, and y'all accepted me!!
We are going to have a reunion in Vegas? Is 'Legs' coming??? |
Lancecrossfire | Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 09:59 pm     Unless something really bad happens, I will be in Vegas. I don't know about "legs" though. |
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