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Jan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 12:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
reader, check your message box

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 01:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jan,,,

check yours..<runs out of adven's game,, to run to Jan's folder pant, pant *gasp...THERE's got to be a better way!!>

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 06:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wanna hear some more jokes? This one I knew better than to use... maybe I should put it in Jan's folder!!??? I didnt think it would get many laughs tho...

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife..
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," she replied... "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back... "University of Oklahoma."

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 06:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Here's another someone gave me I didnt think would get the right laughs from a center sector...

Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancée thinks I'm a virgin, is there anything you can do to help me"?After the doctor stopped laughing, he says, "Medically, no, but here's something you can try...on the wedding night, when you're getting ready for bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh, when your husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping."

The woman loves this idea, and knows her hubby-to-be will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.

Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips it in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that? The wife explains, "oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping".

The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!"

I have one more, that I can save if a team mate needs it...

so did I make the right choice?

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OK, I'm playing to an empty house, but I'm amuuuuzed nonetheless!! (and I see there is a joke thread too, this challenge couldve been a whole lot easier on me if I had only known!! roflol!!)

Sia
Friday, May 09, 2003 - 11:26 am
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that, Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve cautiously with raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?"

"Well.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."

Reader234

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Essence
Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 08:59 am
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Male brain cells...

Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was
all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried...but no answer. "Is there anyone
here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.... Now the female
brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE
ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a voice from far, far, away ... "Hellooooo -
we're all down here...."

Squaredsc

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
uh reader are ya bored?

Texannie

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Loved those!!! Thanks!
This was my grandmother's favorite joke. She was born in 1905 and lived to be almost 100. She was very tickled with herself for being so "daring" whenever she told this joke.....

Why did the bride wear a night gown with fur on the trim on her wedding night?
To keep her neck warm.

Reader234

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 09:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Love those grannies!! It must be the Texas weather (she was a Texan wasnt she??!!)

Jan

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 09:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
hmmm that Essence. That one of her's was very close to my favourite one, Reader..you know the one about the miracle baby that was born at Mount Sinai..a miracle because it had both a penis and a brain. SNORT SNORT (Ok Guys it's just a joke)

and Tex..that joke is very risque for a 100 yr old Granny!! She must have loved shocking everyone. Good for her.

Twiggyish

Monday, October 20, 2003 - 05:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I love all your jokes you guys!!!

Mak1

Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Reader, you've been cracking me up with your jokes -- and with the fact that you were posting them here with nobody around! Thanks to all for all the laughs in this competition.

Reader234

Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I didnt think anyone noticed Mak ! Its what sq said, she knows me too well, I'm afraid, very afraid!!

Reader234

Monday, October 20, 2003 - 07:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OK, the way I see it a merge is coming and we need to stave off pagonging...

Lets do it this way...

Keep the whiskey pouring so Adven wont remember, and we all vote to evict Pamy. Pamy, you are willing to go up arent you? For the good of the team?? I think we can resurrect you again, something about 9 lives!

Squaredsc

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 10:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
<sigh> well we gave it a hell of a run. great game you guys and im proud to have been on your team.

Reader234

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ditto,

and thank you squared, Pamy, for your patience with me!

Grannyg

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
or was i on this team??????????????

Squaredsc

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
yw reader.

yes granny you were.

Jan

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
granny..post merge..sigh,poor us... we had no team.

this is how it started out:
The teams:

The Kelly Guarinis

Rabbit
Mak
Luv
Twiggy
Tish
Lori
Zachsmom


The Ruben Aikens

Pat
Pamy
Square
Bonny
Lance
Bobbie
Neko

Lancecrossfire

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd like to thank everyone on the RA team--you were all wonderful team mates! I'd like to give a special than you to Squared for posting a picture on my behalf in the very first challenge.

I have no doubt that it would have been me evicted had she not done that (which would have been ok--I would have had fun no matter what).

Squaredsc

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 11:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
you are very welcome lance.

Pamy

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 12:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bonny and Pat, sorry you all had to go so soon, we were the Morgan tribe for immunity!! LOL
Reader, thank YOU for all the fun!!

Grannyg

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 01:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Reader, you kept us all hopping and knowing what was going on. Thanks for being such a good sport about it all.

Reader234

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
*aw shucks,,

but notice on Jan's post, my name is NOT there!! I was truly being a buttinsky with that first post - at least in my mind!! I was fascinated with squared and her aubergine, so I googled, and couldnt resist. I was going to sit back and watch, but Adven pulled me in, and y'all accepted me!!

:)

We are going to have a reunion in Vegas?

Is 'Legs' coming???

Lancecrossfire

Sunday, November 09, 2003 - 09:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Unless something really bad happens, I will be in Vegas. I don't know about "legs" though.