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Squaredsc

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 10:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
well if you call 'mom then ive got to call the other wenches together and hold a tribunal. sorry ms eggie. hope you know how to swim.

Adven

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 10:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Uh, oh. Did I say 40%? I meant 4%, of course. Silly me!

Egbok

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 10:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Opps.....I called the wrong room!! LOL!! Good thing nobody answered...whew!!

Okay Wench/Witch...if I locate Lance, will I be redeemed from the tribunal?? Let me know before I make this second phone call to the hotel....

Squaredsc

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 10:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
but of course ms eggie. they don't call me wench/witch for nothing.

Egbok

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 10:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay...let me see what I can do. I'll have him paged in the workout room because I'm so sure he's getting in his 3 hour workout before breakfast...LOL!! (He looks fantastic btw...really healthy and strong looking!)

<hmmmm....I wonder if I should have had an agent at 4% working this out for me.....somehow being saved from a tribunal wasn't my idea of "what's in it for me...>

Squaredsc

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 10:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
oh great. dang 3hrs, he should be looking like vin diesel by now.

Mak1

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 11:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No threats from me Eggie. If you can pass the message to ZMom, I would be so grateful!

Thanks Uggie!

<edited to add: I'll throw in the cases of crank-case oil I won in the Introduce Yourself contest plus all monetary rewards from this game. A mighty sacrifice, I know, but you're worth it!>

Pamy

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 11:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I just want to say that Eggie is the prettiest egg I have ever seen!!! And she is NOT innocent!!! She was involved in the 'Glenn caper'!!!!!

Squaredsc

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 11:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
oh do tell pamy. and im expecting a detailed email too.

Egbok

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 12:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd just like to pop in and say that Pamy is a gorgeous redhead and she's totally NOT innocent...and that's what makes her so special to me! I love that wild woman!! LOL!!

Adven

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 03:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Since Lance and Zmom are probably exhausted from a weekend of butt groping, I will absolve them from this challenge, assuming they send me a pic or two that were too risque for the board. This means anyone who wants to, other than the players, can e-mail me at "adven41@yahoo.ca" with their votes. Please give each of the eight players (Square, Bobbi, Reader, Granny, Lori, Tish, Twig and Mak) a score for their jokes from 1 to 10 (10 being high). I will accept scores until tomorrow evening.

Pamy

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 03:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I told them about this challenge and that they had til monday to get in the jokes!
Adven, I have some really good pics that I was saving just for you, in hopes of weazling my way back into the game!!

Adven

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 03:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Do you want to enter again at the merge? I love pictures!

Pamy

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 03:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I have rethought my offer and decided it wouldn't be fair since others that were evicted wouldn't have the same opportunity.

I am just too damn fair!

Adven

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 04:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
They don't have pictures.

Zachsmom

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 04:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You're a peach Adven, I don't care what Pamy said about you, you are awesome,sweet and sexy in my book!

We're your ears burning yesterday between 2pm-12am? Because we did talk about you

Adven

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 04:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tell me more, Zmom. I can arrange for you to win this thing if you sing. And I always knew Pamy would turn on me like a rabid pit bull once she was out of the game. I should have kept her in just for a few more days of compliments. Curses!

Pamy

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 07:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Zmom is lying!!!!!!! She better retrack that statement or I will alter some pics I have of her and post them! LOL

Zachsmom

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven, Pamy said you weren't sexy! I told her you were. I also told her you were amazing, brilliant and that I have a shrine built in your honor. She said she wanted to come over and destroy it. I held firm and had to pinch the ass of hers. Did you know that Pamy's ass talks?

Just so you know, I defended you. Pamy didn't.

Twiggyish

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL

Pamy

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OH Zmom is soo going to get it!!!
Adven knows how I feel about him and I will show him in Vegas!

Zachsmom

Sunday, October 19, 2003 - 08:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't be lying Pamy! Adven, really, don't listen to her. She said she likes to "pretend" that she thinks you're sexy, but I know otherwise!

Lancecrossfire

Monday, October 20, 2003 - 12:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, since I came in before going home, I'll post a couple of jokes because I want to participate. Also, I think I can make a dent in helping the other jokes to look even better.

Some humor impacts because it is "visual" based. The following is such a joke. The second one is not--and I'm sure you will be happy about that after reading the first joke.

#1

Q. How do you stop a dog from humping your leg??


A. Pick him up and give him a blow-job.


#2

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him,

"My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it."

It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars...a heck of a lot cheaper than a doctor."

So Jack deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4. Your wife is pregnant...twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Adven

Monday, October 20, 2003 - 06:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, first you say I'm not sexy and now you call Zmom a liar. I'm afraid you and I are going to have to have a little chat in Vegas. I'll wait until we get thrown in our jail cell so we can have a little privacy.

Good ones, Lance. You are a true trooper. And your first one is why I have cats and not dogs.

Well, I've gotten a series of unusual votes in the Last Comic Standing challenge - Bob, are you listening? - and will have the totals some time this evening.

Squaredsc

Monday, October 20, 2003 - 07:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
yay lance, and rofl!