Eviction Ceremonies #4 and #5
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Adven

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 02:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Rabbit and Pamy, it is with a heavy heart that, despite you both nobly taking one for the team, I call you hear to this eviction ceremony to further pour salt into the wound. I must say that I am a little ticked off that I don't get to read off any votes since I bought a brand new calculator for the occasion.

Rabbit and Pamy, please bring your torches over so I can extinquish your flames. I must ask you not to talk to the other players since they are winners and you are now lepers and they must not be infected.

Pellets to pellets
Dust to dust
Rabbit
You are dead to us.

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
Pamy
You are dead to us.

The rest of you, you've had a busy day. Please gather your torches and head back to camp.

Stay tuned for scenes from next week's exciting episode of Adven's Reality Marathon when Bobbi notices Pamy is no longer there and suggests the tribe vote her off because she isn't pulling her weight. Meanwhile back at Kelly Guarini, ZM's encyclopedic knowledge of pornography begins to erode Lori's innocence.

Jan

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 03:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROLF!!

The devious but brilliant mind of Adven at work again :)

Reader234

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 03:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLOL!

(*notices that Jan is rolling on laughing floor!!)

And just in case no one notices... on the R-A team, there are NO losers, esp since we've found our kidnapped players!! bwahahaaaaha!! They are secreted away at a location to be determined. I understand Strawberry is also hiding out there too!!

Zachsmom

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 04:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I am never going to live down the porn am I?

Jan

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 04:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFL Reader. YOu are right!

No Zmom, you aren't :)

Squaredsc

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 04:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
'mom you've crossed over into the dark side and i didn't even have to drag you.

Reader234

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 04:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hmmm, maybe I should find one of those clever reporters and find out what your dh thinks about this dark side of yours??!!

Halfunit

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 04:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Zporn, you're stuck with it.

Squaredsc

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 04:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
uh no reader.

Reader234

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 04:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lol...

no parties squaredsc?

half too funny, poor Zach!!

Pamy

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 06:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What happened to my request to not be dead to ya??? pfffft!

Squaredsc

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 06:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
no reader, lol.

Ddr1135

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 06:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Square, something makes me think Zmom was on that side already.

Squaredsc

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 06:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lol probably but she needs to admit it.

Zachsmom

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The REAL me...sshhh don't tell anyone

Adven

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sorry, Pamy. In my haste to railroad you and Rabbit out of town, I missed your request. I'm a sucker for a good old-fashioned plate-smashing and this may have made me a tad trigger happy. For what it's worth, I'm in the process of gluing your plate back together. I've got a number of pieces out of place, though, and you now look like a character from a Picasso painting, but it's the thought that counts.

Pamy

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ok, your forgiven Adven, but I must tell you I am disappointed that not many people seem to feel sad I am gone! I expected tons of posts about how unfair that rose ceremony was and demands for my return!

Miss_Wings

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, it was horribly unfair. Obviously, the whole thing was rigged.

Pssst! If Adven is gluing your plate back together, maybe he is going to bring you back as zomby-pamy

Halfunit

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
BringPamyBack

Pamy

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thank Miss W, it was nice of you to say that!

Pamy

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Half, I love the name of the pic!!!!

Adven

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, I was crushed when you turned down the rose. I mean, who doesn't want a rose? At the very least, you should have accepted it in order to spare Reader's feelings. You could have fired it in the trash afterwards and no one would be the wiser.
I do like Ms. Wing's idea of a zomby-pamy re-entering the game, although this could make her team-mates a bit uneasy - particularly at bed time.

Pamy

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
too bad cuz I am sooo good in bed, especially after a zombie!

Zachsmom

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
note to self, order zombies!

Zachsmom

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
that didn't come out right!

Reader234

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLOL

too much porn zmom??

ROFLOLPIMP

bwwwaaahahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Zachsmom

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL! NO! I meant to order Zombies so she tells all your secret plans!

Reader234

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 07:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
sure you did... sure....

I'm buying that *wink *wink *nod, *nod

Pamy

Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 09:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTF Zmom....I bet Glenn and Lance were excited to see that post. I also have a feeling you and I will get a lot of free zombies Sat!!!!

Jan

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 08:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven:"I do like Ms. Wing's idea of a zomby-pamy re-entering the game, although this could make her team-mates a bit uneasy - particularly at bed time."

Pamy:" too bad cuz I am sooo good in bed, especially after a zombie!"

Woah Pamy..this was so good , you deserve a prize!!! At the very least , you deserve re-entry into the game. I am sure Adven can figure a way :)

edited to add: PS ZMOM..hmmm things seem to keep coming out the wrong way lately! What does this tell us . Square may be right about you.

Adven

Saturday, October 18, 2003 - 09:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
All things are possible, Jan, particularly since I have no desire to get on the bad side of a zomby-pamy.