Archive through October 25, 2003
TV ClubHouse: archives: Adven's Great Reality Adventure (and what not) (ARCHIVE):
Diary Room:
Archive through October 25, 2003
Heyltslori | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 01:04 pm     *************walks in, sits down, crosses arms******** So. Get this. I have got to be probably the most INNOCENT person in the house, but just because I called her on that whole peeing incident Little Miss Zachsmom started calling me HeyltsSlutty!! And it's catching on!!!!! Can you imagine? Me? Slutty? ********uncrosses and re-crosses legs******* I mean if ANYONE is acting slutty it's HER! You should SEE all the porn I found under her bed. And the way she's constantly tossing that hair of hers around. Sheesh!! I mean seriously. THEN...I'm minding my own business, doing the latest immunity challenge and I decided to use the teletubbies because hey...they're cute, no? So I find pics of Tinky Winky and LaLa and post them....and now everyone is saying that I am going to be the next HOH and that I might actually be the mole! Now c'mon. I mean as much as I'd like that big bed, my REO Speedwagon CD, and a quart of Jamocha Almond Fudge it's just not worth it for all of this hostility!!! I'm innocent. I really am!!! *********stands, adjusts bikini top, and slowly walks out************ |
Squaredsc | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 02:38 pm     ***sashays into the room and closes the door*** well some dodo let the tarantulas loose. of course what dodo would put tarantulas in a house with these people. well it should be interesting to see who gets hoh. if slutty get's it then the skank will probably start a cat fight with her. well i guess we need some entertainment. my money's on slutty though. she ain't as innocent as she keeps saying. it's all in the name. ***sashays out of the room, looks down at bob, shrugs, then leaves*** |
Grannyg | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 03:04 pm     ************granny enters in her fine tradition****** you know, when i signed on for this game, i thought i would be able to stay with those little whipper snappers. but i'm beginning to think i should have had a course in sex 101 before taking on this crew. slutty keeps swearing she's innocent and from what i can tell, she needs to go to the wood shed for a serious talk about thongs and stilletos. square, just keep swinging her roses in everybody's face. i guess she thinks we care whether or not she had a boob job. twigs is constantly stirring up trouble. i think she is the do who let the spiders out of the cage. those were spiders weren't they? mak and jan just seem to hang around whispering about things i can't seem to understand. reader, i ain't seen her today, i guess she fell off the ladder and forgot to get back on the train to the house after our america's choice award. i'm telling this joint has gone to the dogs and there is no one around to clean this place up. *************granny exits in her fine tradition********** |
Reader234 | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 03:59 pm     ***reader slinks in*** Have I mentioned I'm having a bad day? Have I mentioned I'm computer illiterate? Well apparently I thought I knew what I was doing, which is almost as good as assuming I knew... You see the trouble started... well that will take too long, maybe I should start with the phone call I received about my email box being full and these hotels are offering great deals for the TVch gathering, so I come home and start deleting. Well apparently something somewhere didnt like my method of deleting... I have now a fatal error, I can click ok and it says it will debug, I click ok, BAM, my outlook express disappears. So I open it again, and I try to email the Great and Powerful Adven. I get that same box with red letters and circle w/ an x in it, haha I say this time I will click cancel and forget the stupid debug. Same thing BAM outlook express goes away. What may I ask have I done NOW??? Well if this problem persists, I will be royally screwed. Now, I come 'home' and I hear talk of rodents, rabbits and furry spiders??? And Bob is back? Bob works awfully hard in this place, all these women, so little time. I will try one more time... ***reader drags her big butt off the sofa**** |
Twiggyish | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 03:59 pm     *******Twiggy enters****** Boy the house is quiet tonight. I still haven't found the spiders. I suspect the person who let them loose was someone with revenge on their mind. I think Granny is suspicious of everyone. She's been listening in at the door of the HOH room. I wonder what's going on? Poor Jan everyone thinks she's out to get them. *********Twiggy leaves********** |
Jan | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 04:22 pm     ****Jan walks in with a puzzled look**** The all powerful, all knowing Adven says there is an alliance among Square, Lance , Granny and Lori. The rest of us better get organized or they will take us down...especially if Lori wins this HOH. and besides Square keeps sitting on the counter where we have to eat and Granny doesn't understand me and Lance has spurned all of my advances It's time for us to organize. Bob, where is everyone? **Jan goes on a search*** |
Reader234 | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 04:50 pm     ***reader reluctantly approaches room***** Pets??? Pets??? what pets??? ****reader runs from room!! |
Reader234 | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 07:05 pm     ***reader's here*** sslksflsflsdflsfls... I dont have time for this, I just noticed, real life is .... HOLD THE PHONE I'M COMING I cnat real life |
Grannyg | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 07:30 pm     ************granny storms in*********** i cannot believe that lori won HOH. why, my entry was just as good as hers. so who is really casting all these votes?????? somethin' just ain't right here. but i've got my nose to the ground. i will uncover all alliances and reveal the truth in due time. i cannot believe that wrench won this time. wrench or wench or wernch, oh well, however you say it. we'll see if blood is thicker than water. **********granny storms out AND slams the door******** |
Lancecrossfire | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 08:11 pm     ***walks in, closes the door and sits down*** Bob, or whatever your name might be--you know, I don't get why anyone thinks I'm in an alliance. This is an individual game--one winner, and now no teams/tribes, or any groups who are supposed to work together against another. I do enjoy cooking for others though. It's not what will when the game by any means. In the mean time, I'm going to have as much fun as I can with all of my fellow HG's, and play the game as best I can. Bye Bob---take care, and get some rest. YOu are really grumpy today. ***walks out of room, to rejoin the gang*** |
Mak1 | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 09:12 pm     ***Mak walks in and lies on the couch*** I just needed a quiet place to think out loud. Actually, the house is too quiet tonight. The nominations are weighing heavily on most of our minds...those who are still in possession of our minds. I don't know for sure, but I think the mole is one of the following: Granny, Square, LORI, Jan, Lance or Zmom. I know for certain the mole is not: Mak. Reader seemed stressed out today. I wonder how many beds she'll sleep in tonight? Square has been in the hot tub for hours. She's so calm, not a care in the world. She doesn't do a dang thing around the house, but she's cool. Jan's getting some backlash from her reign as HOH. I think she would have been ok if she hadn't barricaded the room and brought in the gun. That seemed just a tad hostile. Twigs is one sharp cookie. If anyone can find the pets, she can. She reads the clues so well. I think I've seen Zombie Pamy floating around the house. She should be out for revenge, but she seems peaceful. That's all, folks. I'm going to sleep on it, baby baby, and I'll give you my vote in the morning.
Goodnight, John-boy! ***Mak shuffles off to bed*** |
Squaredsc | Friday, October 24, 2003 - 09:19 pm     ***sashaying into the room and gently closes the door*** <sigh> well im just loving that hot tub, it totally relaxes you. <stretching> well tonites vote was harder than the others. we had to choose 2, can you believe it? what kinda ish is that? who came up with that? must be some kinda psycho, but that's par for the course round here. things have been kinda quiet and reader didn't bring me a drink tonite but mak was a sweetie and kept me supplied. she's a good person i think. but i trust no one. well im off to bed now since there's nothing happening and i think lance is in the hoh with slu-lori. ***sashaying to the door, glances at bob and steps over it*** |
Jan | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 10:12 am     ***jan saunters in looking around for Bob*** where is everyone today? I go for a flu shot and everyone disappears. I guess I'll vote and watch the Horse Races. nice talking to you CameramanBob ***Jan throws Bob a kiss and a wink and meanders out of the room**** |
Grannyg | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 10:30 am     ************granny comes in and sits down********* i am sick of cleaning this filthy house. no one seems to care where they throw anything down and the next thing you know that is junk everywhere. i'm tired of picking up after this crew. guess i'll go check my email and see if i have something exciting there. probably not. since i have no friends. which i don't understand. i am really a nice person. i just have crs, that's all and it's not a communicable disease. sheesh. ************granny stands up and leaves*********** |
Jan | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 10:36 am     ****saunters back in to mention to Bob*** Bob, when you are watching us all through those 1000's of cameras you have trained on our every movement...have you noticed who keeps throwing all those dang shoes at me. I have a sore rump from all those tennies slamming against it but I am never in time to see whose whipping them across the room. Thank God, Granny is around to clean up after us. I HATE HOUSEWORK and why should I pick up shoes that I didn't throw. Guess I'll go find something to eat and go back to the races. Dang I still have to vote. Sigh. I don't want to do that. HAve a happy day cameramanBob ***walks off purposefully to grab some goodies from the kitchen**** |
Mak1 | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 10:52 am     ***Mak comes in and sits down*** i got sick of cleaning this filthy house, so i went on strike today. the only one who seemed to notice was granny. where is everyone? did they all get day passes except for granny, jan and me? i wonder if they've all voted. NOBODY has approached me. yep, i'm deb the bossy cop from survivor, 'cept i'm not a cop and not bossy...just unwanted. if both alliances ignore you, that probably isn't a good sign, huh? it takes a lot to put me in a bad mood, but i'm telling you.... if i get the boot, i'll be p*ssed! and i'll turn this house upside-down! and i won't even smile at anybody anymore! and and and...i'll SIT on the table! NAKED! YEAH! That'll teach 'em! (well, after they stop laughing, they'll feel bad...) i'm going to go out and sunbathe for a while. or maybe i'll make up secret code language and talk to myself while i play solitaire. (i won't use weather terms, though) Have a good one, Cameraman Bob! ***Mak steps majestically out into the sunshine*** |
Adven | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 11:36 am     **** Adven sneaks in and adjusts his crotch **** I know I'm not supposed to be in here, but I had to talk to someone, Bob. Have you ever seen such a pig sty? Were they raised by wolves? Remind me to get a few anal retentive types if I ever do this again. I have noticed that throwing the possibility of an alliance into the mix has got them worried and glancing at each other with renewed contempt. It's good for the ratings, of course, but I think they're getting close to exchanging gun fire. And I still can't believe they haven't guessed the mole's identity. I was sure that last immunity challenge would give it away. If they only knew it's .... Wait! That isn't a rodent, is it? .... No, just looking in a mirror, thank God. **** Adven adjusts his crotch again, just because, and slips out **** |
Pamy | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 11:39 am     LOL, I glanced at the last line and thought it said Adven adjusts his crotch and it slips out! lol |
Grannyg | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 11:53 am     *********granny runs in************** wants to see Adven's crotch and see "it" slip out but that dang pamy took the picture. bob, make her put it back. i want to see it. ***********granny runs to find pamy*********** |
Jan | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 12:03 pm     is it so small it just slips out though a crack...or so large it can't be contained? Enquiring minds want to know? PS Mak you are in my alliance as far as I know. I honoured it.sigh. I hope you remembered it, too.remember that ZMTRJ stuff???? |
Mak1 | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 12:15 pm     (The videos of this show are going to be fun to watch, especially the Diary Room entries, especially the past hour.) |
Squaredsc | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 12:18 pm     ***sashaying into the room and slams the door*** where is my damn lunch! ***sashays back out the room and heads for the kitchen*** |
Grannyg | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 12:51 pm     ***********granny runs in************* finally found pamy with the pic. whooooooooo!! **********granny runs out************* |
Squaredsc | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 12:57 pm     ***sashays back into the room and slams the door and starts pacing*** that did it. that woman just hugged me. everyone knows i do not hug. what was she thinking? i almost had a heart attack and died right on the spot. maybe she thinks she can get away with it cause she's the mole. i bet that's it. and for some reason some of them think i am the mole. if i was the mole would i even bother trying at the challenges or would i even bother talking to these crazy folk? no. i need to take a nap. ***sashays back out of the room, picks up bob and takes it with her*** |
Grannyg | Saturday, October 25, 2003 - 01:04 pm     **************calmly walks in after viewing the pic********* you know only the mole would be as cocky as square is. she just half a$$ does the comps, demands 3 meals a day, never cleans, hangs out in the hot tub like she is the queen of sheba. makes jan, mak and i bring her drinks and cook and clean the house. yep only the mole would act like that. and then she wants to deny the whole thing. phfftt. who does she think she is kidding? we all know who she really is. *************runs to find the pic again********** |
|