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Adven

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hi, how's it going? I'm fine, thanks. The bursitis flares up occasionally and the Metamucil isn't as effective as I'd like, but I'm dealing with it like a trooper.

Time for another game that sets brother against brother, father against son, uncle against cousin twice removed, mother against fetus.
This is a game based on reality TV. Actually, it isn't. I just said that in a feeble attempt to get people to participate. I need four male participants, four female participants and three judges who reproduce asexually or through osmosis. The females will be required to send me naked pictures of themselves in order to verify their gender. The males, I'll take their word for it.
I can't tell you much about the game yet, but it will take several days to play, possibly months and, if all goes well, a solid decade. So I need people who have absolutely no life and are surgically attached to their computer. I don't have any patience for posters who disappear abruptly for a month or two and then mysteriously re-appear out of nowhere. I hate that.

Anyway, I promise no participant will be called upon to do anything embarrassing, at least no more than usual, and there will be very little nudity or groping. The jury's still out on fondling and heavy petting.

As usual, Wink, Pamy and Square are donating enormous sums of money to the winners and I will be making up and changing the rules as we go, depending on how my day is going. So, let's have some volunteers.

Lancecrossfire

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven wrote:

I need four male participants, four female participants and three judges who reproduce asexually or through osmosis.

So, is it only the judges who must reproduce that way, or all three groups?

Squaredsc

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oh bloody hell.

Adven

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Only the judges, Lance. I would be uncomfortable prying into the participants' sordid sex life. The judges, on the other hand, must be beyond reproach and capable of hanky panky only through a process that is difficult to understand and, therefore, not very interesting.

Egbok

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Welcome back to the real world Adven...I missed you! Sorry to hear about the Metamucil fallout...crap!

P.S. How much training is involved for the Marathon?

Zachsmom

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'll play!!!

Adven

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Howdy, Eg. I missed me, too, whatever that means. Sounds kind of clever, though.

Consider yourself in, Zachsmom. I'm taking a shot in the dark here, but I'm guessing you are signing up for the female team.

Whoami

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 03:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I would have considered thinking of playing (is that evasive enough?). But if I sent you a naked picture of myself, you'd end up going blind. Then you wouldn't be able to read the boards, and determine if the rules needed to be tweaked as the game went along. Although I'm pretty sure nobody else qualifies as highly as I do in the "absolutly no life and surgically attached to their computer" department.

Pamy

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Can I play if I am paying the winners, if we can really call them that.

Squaredsc

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i predict there will be over 50 posts here before adven even starts the game, lol. adven, it's good to have you back in action.

Adven

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pamy, you're in. Unfortunately, as a participant, you will not be able to give away vast sums of your hard earned money to the winners at my discretion. Sorry. Luckily, Grooch has stepped into the breech and offered an alarming amount of cash in your place. At least, those are the vibes I'm picking up as I try to read her mind.

You're way ahead of me, Square. Although, I'm going for 100 posts before I actually have to think up some rules for this thing.

Heyltslori

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'll play or be a judge...whatever you need. :)

Julieboo

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And, Whoami, why would he be going blind? I guess it would have something to do with what he'd be doing while looking at your naked photos...

Adven

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
HeyItslori, you're in as a player, assuming you complete the rigorous registration process. I'm willing to wave the registration fee, the application forms, the legal agreement and the draining interview. Simply send the naked picture and I'll take care of the paper work. Please, don't thank me, it just embarrasses me.

Julieboo, I'm shocked that you would suggest I would do such a thing. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go shave my palms.

Squaredsc

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
yes im always ahead of you darlin.

Halfunit

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
No groping? Shiiiit, I'm out.

Bobbie_552001

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm in...I'm in. I have always loved games. So whatever you need a female, a judge...shoot with my name I could even be a man!! But tell me do I seem too eager?

Hamsterlady

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL @ Bobbie! :)

Adven

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 04:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I like your enthusiasm, Bobbie. You're in. You can be a female.

Heyltslori

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 05:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Am I suppossed to email you the naked pics...or just post them here?

Squaredsc

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 05:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lori, don't forget you are innocent.

Heyltslori

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 05:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me! :)

Squaredsc

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 05:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
yw. thought i better remind you before you started posting or sending pics. remember you have a reputation to uphold.

Jan

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 05:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven It's great to see you back. I was just thinking about you this weekend, wondering where the heck you are these days (does that tell you how empty my life is :):)).

Great to see another adventure. I'll check back tomorrow to see how you are doing for volunteers. This time I would like to be a spectator and laugh my buns off (since it looks like you are getting plenty of female volunteers...but I am easy if you do fall short)

Squaredsc

Monday, October 06, 2003 - 05:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ohh jan, interesting choice of words, lol.