Archive through September 15, 2003
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Archive through September 15, 2003
Juju2bigdog | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:06 am     We got this e-mail in this morning from cousin Francine in Australia, who we will be meeting up with in Cyprus in about a month. could you possibly have a look in your wonderful card shops that you have in the U.S.A, and see if you can find one that depicts a broken down "old lady" you know the sort, tits hanging down etc, not an obese one, but one that I can put my head on - and put it on my invitations for my 65th birthday in March. I am sure I can depend on you to find me something hilarious. I will be so very grateful to you. This is cousin Chairfree's wife. They are more fun than a barrel of monkeys. They are 64 going on 14. I am thinking if we can find an online picture, or even one that somebody can scan and e-mail to me, then I could put her face on it, and we could post it to one of those online photo places, and she could get reprints or maybe even have cards made up. You know, like Snapfish and Ofoto. They surely must have those services in Australia as well. If you have a suitable picture and it is too risque to post here, e-mail it to me at my username at Yahoo.com. Thanks if anybody can help.
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Squaredsc | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:20 am     juju, i did a google search on free old lady clipart and you wouldn't believe how many porno sites came up. i will see if i can find you a clean pic, lol. |
Squaredsc | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:23 am     ok maybe someone else will have better luck than i am, lol. but ive seen cards like what you described. |
Grannyg | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:32 am     Here's one i have Juju.
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Halfunit | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:40 am     < Black bar courtesy of me. > |
Hippyt | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:42 am     You need that old lady from the Hallmark cards,Maxine,I think? She's funny as hell. I'll look around. |
Halfunit | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:44 am      |
Pamy | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:49 am     Yeah!! and Maxine has the best sayings!! She has a website, go there and you can probably copy one of the pics, if not go to any hallmark store and they have a whole section of cards!! the site is www.crabbyroad.com Some of my favs ..Have a nice day,if you must! ..yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away, today you're here, coincidence? ...Reach for the stars, it keeps your chest from sagging.... |
Alegria | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:53 am     Juju, I also did a google search and had to look at some totally disgusting stuff before finding this...
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Hippyt | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:58 am     Half,that top one scares me!Here's some of Maxine's stuff. Hallmark |
Juju2bigdog | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 12:21 pm     Hahahahaha, just checked back here, with Bigdog looking over my shoulder. I appreciate the Maxine ones, but they might be a bit too refined. So far, I like the Halunit and Alegria real life photos. I apologize to anybody who had to look at disgusting porno, but applaud your efforts. Funniest thing is, within the past year we probably had at least a couple cards just like she is looking for but sent them to friends. In fact, we probably sent one to Francine and she remembers it but failed to keep it. |
Egbok | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 12:35 pm     Half, how did you get my after picture from Weight Watchers? I appreciate the black bar...whew! |
Alegria | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 02:21 pm     Halfunits (without the black bar) should do the trick. Mine look purty perky next to hers. haaaahaaahaa |
Sia | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 10:24 pm     Juju, I typed "naked old lady" into the Google search-box and came up with a list of sites that feature pictures like you described. You might do the same thing at your favorite search-engine. I sent a funny card like that about 10 or 12 years ago to a guy with whom I was in love. The card was blank inside and on the front of it was a picture of an elderly woman with a beautiful curly-haired child pressed to her wrinkled old bosom. On the front I wrote "Marry me. . ." Inside I wrote ". . .while I can still breast-feed!!!" That card was a classic! I still laugh when I think about it. |
Lancecrossfire | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:36 pm     SanFran--please mail that picture to Juju--we need to take it off the board. I know you were just trying to help. |
Sanfranjoshfan | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:52 pm     Juju - please check your email....I just sent you several pix from my "weird" folder! Sorry Lancecross...I sometimes forget that things I see as funny or interesting fall into that "this will send you to hell" category for some folks! LOL |
Juju2bigdog | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 08:20 am     OMG, SanFran, those were hilarious!!! There were at least two of them that might just do the trick. I shall speed them on their way to Oz. Sorry I helped speed you along the road straight to hell, but it was in a good cause. Smoochies, Lance. We need to keep you in practice with BB winding down. |
Hippyt | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 10:42 am     LOL,well I see things are going just as I thought they would. Well,except for the modding. Too bad I am too late to see what the mod was for! |
Lumbele | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 11:43 am     Ditto, Hippy. Do you suppose Juju might email them to us, too? Hate to miss out on a good laugh. |
Squaredsc | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 11:46 am     add me to that list too. |
Grannyg | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:35 pm     Hey, I want to see, please, please, please!! If it was something Lance didn't want us to see then I think we need to see it!!  |
Juju2bigdog | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:24 pm     Okay, everybody who wants them, get in here and put your email down if it's not in your profile. Hippyt, you were SO right. Only thing is, I'm not sure the pics were of sufficient pixels to print out well. Now, here's a cute aside. I saved the pics to My Pictures on my hard drive, forgetting that I have a slide show as my screensaver, and it takes the photos for the slide show from My Pictures. I came into the room as one of the sexy grannies was doing her stuff and about put my eyes out. It's bad enough when I come in here and find "the dragon" on the screen (intricately tattooed penis). Anybody want the dragon too? |
Heyltslori | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:31 pm     Yes please. |
Jed245 | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:31 pm     hmmm.... old lady pics? |
Grannyg | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:32 pm     Juju, email is in my profile!! |
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