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Juju2bigdog

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
We got this e-mail in this morning from cousin Francine in Australia, who we will be meeting up with in Cyprus in about a month.

could you possibly have a look in your wonderful card shops that you have in the U.S.A, and see if you can find one that depicts a broken down "old lady" you know the sort, tits hanging down etc, not an obese one, but one that I can put my head on - and put it on my invitations for my 65th birthday in March. I am sure I can depend on you to find me something hilarious. I will be so very grateful to you.

This is cousin Chairfree's wife. They are more fun than a barrel of monkeys. They are 64 going on 14.

I am thinking if we can find an online picture, or even one that somebody can scan and e-mail to me, then I could put her face on it, and we could post it to one of those online photo places, and she could get reprints or maybe even have cards made up. You know, like Snapfish and Ofoto. They surely must have those services in Australia as well.

If you have a suitable picture and it is too risque to post here, e-mail it to me at my username at Yahoo.com.

Thanks if anybody can help.

Squaredsc

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
juju, i did a google search on free old lady clipart and you wouldn't believe how many porno sites came up. i will see if i can find you a clean pic, lol.

Squaredsc

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ok maybe someone else will have better luck than i am, lol. but ive seen cards like what you described.

Grannyg

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Here's one i have Juju.

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Halfunit

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
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< Black bar courtesy of me. >

Hippyt

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You need that old lady from the Hallmark cards,Maxine,I think? She's funny as hell. I'll look around.

Halfunit

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
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Pamy

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah!! and Maxine has the best sayings!! She has a website, go there and you can probably copy one of the pics, if not go to any hallmark store and they have a whole section of cards!!
the site is www.crabbyroad.com
Some of my favs ..Have a nice day,if you must!
..yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away, today you're here, coincidence?
...Reach for the stars, it keeps your chest from sagging....

Alegria

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Juju, I also did a google search and had to look at some totally disgusting stuff before finding this...

cutie

Hippyt

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Half,that top one scares me!Here's some of Maxine's stuff.
Hallmark

Juju2bigdog

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 12:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hahahahaha, just checked back here, with Bigdog looking over my shoulder. I appreciate the Maxine ones, but they might be a bit too refined.

So far, I like the Halunit and Alegria real life photos.

I apologize to anybody who had to look at disgusting porno, but applaud your efforts.

Funniest thing is, within the past year we probably had at least a couple cards just like she is looking for but sent them to friends. In fact, we probably sent one to Francine and she remembers it but failed to keep it.

Egbok

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 12:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Half, how did you get my after picture from Weight Watchers?
I appreciate the black bar...whew!

Alegria

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 02:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Halfunits (without the black bar) should do the trick. Mine look purty perky next to hers. haaaahaaahaa

Sia

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 10:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Juju, I typed "naked old lady" into the Google search-box and came up with a list of sites that feature pictures like you described. You might do the same thing at your favorite search-engine.

I sent a funny card like that about 10 or 12 years ago to a guy with whom I was in love. The card was blank inside and on the front of it was a picture of an elderly woman with a beautiful curly-haired child pressed to her wrinkled old bosom. On the front I wrote "Marry me. . ."

Inside I wrote ". . .while I can still breast-feed!!!" That card was a classic! I still laugh when I think about it.

Lancecrossfire

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
SanFran--please mail that picture to Juju--we need to take it off the board. I know you were just trying to help.

Sanfranjoshfan

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Juju - please check your email....I just sent you several pix from my "weird" folder! :)

Sorry Lancecross...I sometimes forget that things I see as funny or interesting fall into that "this will send you to hell" category for some folks! LOL:)

Juju2bigdog

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 08:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG, SanFran, those were hilarious!!! There were at least two of them that might just do the trick. I shall speed them on their way to Oz.

Sorry I helped speed you along the road straight to hell, but it was in a good cause.

Smoochies, Lance. We need to keep you in practice with BB winding down.

Hippyt

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 10:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL,well I see things are going just as I thought they would. Well,except for the modding. Too bad I am too late to see what the mod was for!

Lumbele

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 11:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ditto, Hippy. Do you suppose Juju might email them to us, too? Hate to miss out on a good laugh.

Squaredsc

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 11:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
add me to that list too.

Grannyg

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, I want to see, please, please, please!! If it was something Lance didn't want us to see then I think we need to see it!!

Juju2bigdog

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, everybody who wants them, get in here and put your email down if it's not in your profile.

Hippyt, you were SO right. Only thing is, I'm not sure the pics were of sufficient pixels to print out well.

Now, here's a cute aside. I saved the pics to My Pictures on my hard drive, forgetting that I have a slide show as my screensaver, and it takes the photos for the slide show from My Pictures. I came into the room as one of the sexy grannies was doing her stuff and about put my eyes out. It's bad enough when I come in here and find "the dragon" on the screen (intricately tattooed penis). Anybody want the dragon too?

Heyltslori

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes please. :)

Jed245

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hmmm.... old lady pics?

Grannyg

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Juju, email is in my profile!!