Random Excuse Generator..
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Nancy

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Check this Out..

http://www.humorhaus.com/hh364-ea.htm

my random excuse is "i'd love to xxxxx

but i can't because i have to Find my fluffy Stomach"

Hermione69

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG, mine sounds extremely dirty. Please remember that I did not come up with this myself!

"...but I can't because I have to shave my demented muffin."

ROFLMAO!

Nancy

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLMAO :)

Queenfish

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
".....but I can't because I have to sponge my fluffy toenails."
Yall will excuse me while I do that won't you?

Weenerlobo

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 05:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Mine was something about hiding my grumpy sausage. (Waiting for the weener jokes to ensue . . . )

Hermione69

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 05:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Weener, that is pretty darn funny!

Webkitty

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 06:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I have to: watch my Canadian sister! lol

Djgirl5235

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 06:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLMAO Herm!!!! Mine was "jump my grumpy hampster"

Webkitty - I could be your Canuck sister, but why would you have to watch me? lol

Northstar

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 06:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd spend more time posting in the Hot Topics threads, but I have to wrestle my angry ego. And once I accomplish that task, I just have to find my Canadian Grandpa.

Kstme

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 07:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm off to "shave my dead donut"...

hmmmm, going to think about this one for a while! LOL GREAT thread!

Nancy

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 07:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i'd love to stay and chat but i have to 'hypnotize my groovy firetruck"

Bandit

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 07:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...watch my demented underpants

Good Gracious!!!!

Fanny

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 10:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm on my way to poison my deadly yak.

Firebird05

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 10:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I would stop and play awhile but I have to...cover my puffy donkey.

Mygetaway

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 10:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Shave my sunburned wart

Neko

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd really love to *unpleasant task* but I can't because I have to find my inbred inner child..

Excuse me for a moment.
*Finds her inner inbred child*

There we go

Neko

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Now I have to climb my flaming mailman...

Fanny

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Neko, is your inbred inner child named Spongeneko?

Neko

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I sure hope not.

Pcakes2

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I have to scratch my sunburned butt!

Wargod

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd love to mow my front yard, but I have to find my grumpy sister!

This is quite funny since I just got back from my sisters house and she was quite grumpy! Once I lose her, I certainly won't want to find her til she is alot less grumpy though!

Crazydog

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
shave my hairy butt.

ROFL

Ddr1135

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 08:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
rock my huge prisoner.

Melfie1222

Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 08:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
excuse me while I disarm my unwieldy grandma.

Lumbele

Friday, March 07, 2003 - 08:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...can't because I gotta kiss my sneaky legs. Good thing my joints are 'awake'.

Sadiesmom

Friday, March 07, 2003 - 01:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes, I can't stay, have to twist my smelly computer.

<sniff, sniff, might be my feet>

Monkeyboy

Friday, March 07, 2003 - 03:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I cant because i have to spank my squishy monkey...

how convinient :)

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 02:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmmmmm....my random excuse?......I have to "salvage my lumpy underpants"! LOL

Pamy

Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 02:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I have to rock my filthy butt!