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Grannyg

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 02:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<I knew you would bring laughter to our lives once again!!> granny now has to worry about her friends, Ginger and SQUARE!!

Squaredsc

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 03:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
square steps through the door, drags on her cigarette, blows a smoke ring and says, "So what's a girl got to do to get some of that action?"

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A full moon is rising as Hunter walks a precarious path along the north ridge of the lake.
Some unknown force is compeling him to the little cottage occupied by a mysterious woman who is known to locals as...Squared.

She is said to have powers and wisdom and, seemingly, never ages.

Peering through her window he sees strange objects throughout the room
A hugh caldron bubbles in front of the fire emiting a purple haze
A table littered with odd shaped bottles filled with potions. Old books covered with dust line the shelves. A stack of jars filled with ominous looking objects on the floor...The woman must...can.

Fanny

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<psssssst Square/Fanny, I think you're being stalked. Can't see his hands, though>

Strawberry

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<wonders how Fanny knows so much about stalkin???>

Scootersmom

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL @ Fanny....have my eyes on you!

Grannyg

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ruh roh, hunter, should have said aubergine

Grannyg

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Grannyg

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
dang,
and i'm watching all of youa

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
He is shocked when a presence comes from nowhere and a hot hand is placed on his shoulder. His body is frozen, not from fear or like the way you feel when you walk into the freezer at the meat market.

It's a feeling he has never felt before. An intense warmth came over, his whole body. Kinda like a..hot flash. Not that he would know that feeling,,but, Aunt Gertrude told him once that you get...hotter than hell and meaner than hell.

Squaredsc

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a woman must do what she's got to do. as she looks for just the right recipe. hmm where did i put that jar of tarantula legs?

Fanny

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<Square's able assistant hands her a jar of tarantula legs>

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 04:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The smell of gardenias filled the air. The atmosphere was electric. He felt a soft womans face touching his. A deep moaning sound came from her mouth as her lips moved along his neck. Her tounge darted from her mouth tracing the artery along his neck. It seemed strangly like she was...tasting him. He was...in her power and could not move an inch..except for the crease in the front of his shorts expanding by three.

Squaredsc

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
umm, thinking to herself, those tarantula legs do work. as her tongue darts in and out and she inhales the scent of blood, a howl comes out like a wimper.

Fanny

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
...waves a really small hand in front of Square's face...not necessarily her own...and hollers, snap out of it, woman!

Scootersmom

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<hands fanny her really small hand>

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
She turned his face towards hers. He was in awe of her beauty..her silky raven hair..her small and shapley form... aubergine eyes and deep blood red lips. His neck felt like it was leaking from the side but he didn't care.

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Its strange that she does not speak a word ..but..he knows excactly what she want him to do. She takes his hand and leads him onto her..lair..ah hem..I mean..cabin.

All of this and he was only going to ask to borrow a cup of sugar.

( back to the lair)

Squaredsc

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
he's going to get so much sugar, he will have a cavity when im through.

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Through an open bedroom door he sees a hugh bed draped in black lace and surrounded by what appears to be..hundreds of burning candles. ( he wonders if she has a..smoke detector.)

Drawn by some strange force he follows her into the bedroom ( as if he wouldn't have followed if she didn't use...the force )

For some unknown reason he throws of all of his clothes as he follows her to the bed. ( hee hee..here comes the good part.

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTFLMAO

Fanny

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<...thinks sugar is not the only thing Hunter will be gettin...>

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Carefully weaving his way around the candles ( wouldn't want to burn anything vital) It didn't matter that he got a bit of candle wax on his ass. He fell into her open arms.

Hunter

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
An animal passion came over him like he had never felt before. He was panting like a dog in heat and she was howling like a wolf. ( a large gathering of animals surrounded the cabin.)

Grannyg

Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<quick, somebody call Hillbilly, and tell him to get the shotgun!!>