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Twiggyish

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 04:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think if Jed doesn't mind, we keep going with Crystal Lake. =)

Fanny

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 05:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<...thinks if Square is going to have a huff, this is the perfect place to do it...just try to keep the storyline in mind while you're doing your thang>

Hunter

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 05:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
As if anything else could shock them, the coroners report revealed that the fingertip was not a womans but rather a mans with fingernail polish.

Aunt Gertrude was huddled in the corner with cousin Rachel glaring at Clementine and speaking in hushed tones. She said," Look at that b***ch, with her smug little crooked smile, phoney tits and big ass. Wait !!! crooked smile. Harold had a crooked smile.

You know what I think Rachel. If anybody had a part in a murder it was her.

Oh God !! Let me see that fingertip...was it painted...pink, Harold you ba****rd. I told you over and over that cross dressing would get you in trouble one of these days.

Hunter

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 06:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hunter sat in a rocker on the front porch, peering through the window, shifting for an angle to look up Rachel's short skirt. She glanced a know smile his way , changing her position in the chair.

His attention was harshly interrupted when Ginger yanked the chair backwards. Her face was blister red, " See anything you like Hunter?" Hesitating ,he said,"I was just looking at that beautiful flower over there by Rachel. It's in full bloom."

Glaring she said, "Yeah. If she doesn't give it a little shade it will get burned."

Squaredsc

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 06:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<while hunter is getting the 3rd degree from ginger, square manages to pull herself together yell goodbye to aunt gertrude and rachel. she sashays past hunter and ginger with a walk that would make a grown man weep.>

"Hunter, you give me a call when you aren't occupied, you know the digits. Ginger, until next time."

<she jumps into her black convertable mercedes clk and zooms off into the night with music blaring.>

Ddr1135

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 06:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Clementine turns slowly and walks back into the kitchen where she leans against the wall and whispers "They are not phony, they're real." A tear falls down her face as she realizes everything her father had told her about Gertrude was true. How could her father have ever been in love with that woman?

Ddr1135

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 07:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
After Clementine had gotten over the harsh words of those two bitter women, she realized that her work in this town would not be easy. She needed an ally. She'd have to find Gertrude's enemies. Being the kind of woman Gertrude was, Clementine knew she wouldn't have to look far. Now who was the daddy of Gertrude's first child?

Twiggyish

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 07:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gertrude, who really did have some good points (but not many), was very fond of her first child, Aurora. Arching her well drawn brows, she looked once more around the room and waited for her daughter to arrive.
It was a good thing Aurora looked nothing like her father, Gertrude thought smugly.

Clementine was still a mystery. Now if only Gertrude could find out who was Clementine's mother?

Hunter

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 08:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Have fun guys and girls. I'm going to be out of town for a week. See ya next Sunday

Monkeyboy

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 08:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Is this the part when the psycho mystery man comes in?

Twiggyish

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 08:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah, bring him in. He can be tall, dark and handsome.

Monkeyboy

Monday, March 10, 2003 - 08:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oo that fits me perfectly, twiggy! :)

Ginger1218

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 05:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ginger is lonely. She misses Hunter, but she knows he is a sl*t. She agonizes over what to do, the women in heat hovering around Hunter are getting to be a little much. Suddenly her bell rings and there stands the most gorgeous man she has ever seen Tall, dark and handsome. He looks Ginger up and down and a slow smile spreads over his face and he says hello darlin, my name is Derek Parker, I am your new neighbor. I thought I would stop by and introduce myself. Ginger felt her knees go weak. Her heart started to beat quickly. She knew Hunter was away and she needed ..............

Fluff

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 06:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wooo Weee! Two snaps up in a circle.

Weenerlobo

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 06:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You all are doin' great and I'm luvin it! I'm home sick today, with no voice/vocals; this soap opera is better than daytime cable!

Bandit

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 08:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
What would Hunter think about this tall handsome stranger that has just ridden into town? What to do, what to do? Derek Parker keeps glancing over at me with that sinful smile that says he's undressing me with his eyes and likes what he sees. I say go with it. Hunter needs to know what he's missing. And who he's messing with....

Ginger1218

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 09:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bandit, are you moving into my turf too? LOL

Squaredsc

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 09:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
<square pulls up to her mansion on the lake and hears the phone ringing, she races up the porch steps and in the house.>

"Square, phone, it's your 1/2 brother Derek." says the maid Eliza.

"Derek, you dog, when did you get into town?" screams Square into the phone.

Bandit

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 09:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ginger, no, that wasn't my intention. It was sort of a narrative. But now that you mention it....lol

There's enough Hunter to go around, isn't there?

Fluff

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 09:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Mmmm-hmmm!

Ginger1218

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 09:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL It seems that way.

Bandit

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 12:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Just yesterday" Derek replies. "But don't let on that I am in town just yet. Because if you know who finds out, you know what could happen..."

Twiggyish

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 01:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Aunt Gertrude awakened from her nap in her chair and noticed that devil Derek across the room.
Realizing the remarkable resemblence to his father, she smiled warmly.

Suddenly, she realized it was time for her yoga class. Lifting her bulk from the chair, she attempted to swish a bit past Derek. Looking back over her padded shoulder, she gave him her notorious "look". That look had ignited many fires in the past.

Passing Square and Ginger, she nodded and sailed from the room..but not without noticing the odd man in glasses, hiding in the shadows......

Squaredsc

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 05:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
psst twiggy im already at home and on the phone with derek.

"Don't worry darling brother. But one good turn deserves another, don't you agree?" <purrs square into the phone while stretching catlike on her tip toes.>

"And this favor im sure you will enjoy. Just keep Ginger-girl occupied for the next few weeks. Don't ask why, just be a love and do this for your baby sister. And we can call this one even."

<square hangs up the phone, yells to eliza to make her a sandwich and runs upstairs to take a bubble bath in the jacuzzi.>

Twiggyish

Tuesday, March 11, 2003 - 05:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Aunt Gertrude adjusted her glasses and realized it wasn't Square next to Ginger, but a new person Gertrude didn't recognize. ()