Archive through March 29, 2003
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Archive through March 29, 2003
Hunter | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:52 pm     Her body was nearly flaming with heat as she drew him to her. He though that they would melt together. ( really...the woman was hotter than hell ) Her lips were inviting yet had a stange and alluring taste to them. His passions were heightened. His tounge traced her lips and found its way into her open and inviting mouth. Her teeth were unusally long and...sharp.( what the hell...nobody is perfect.) |
Squaredsc | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 05:53 pm     must not change, must not change, but it feels oooh soo good but can't scare him away. hands are curled tightly, head is thrown back. she grips the sheet on the mattress and there is a ripping sound.... |
Hunter | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 06:01 pm     As his hand slid slowly down her stomach..there was a deafening noise as someone crashed through the door OMG it was...Ginger. Her eyes were flaming red. She had a large butcher knife in her hand and she screamed. "What in thee hell are you doing with...my man??? |
Squaredsc | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 06:07 pm     "Puleeze, he wasn't your man a moment ago. And you've picked the wrong one to mess with." square moves off the bed in all her naked glory and stands with her hands on her hips and looks ginger up and down. "You are interupting my groove, and unless you are ready to rock and roll, you might want to raise up and get the he** out of my crib before we really get this party started." |
Hunter | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 06:15 pm     Hunter scramled for his clothes as he stammered "Thankl God !! Baby..you..you...save me...really . This woman...those potions...her power..I was...helpless. I though I was a lost helpless man till you came through that door." Who knows what she would have done with me. (Groveling at Gingers feet covered by her new Italian shoes)..New shoes!! Who the hell bought her new shoes? Better leave that alone until I get out of this mess. Hunter stumbles as Ginger drags him down the hill by the scruff of the neck. "Thank God you showed up when you did babe..who knows what might have happened." (Thinking to himself about all of the wild and wonderful things might have happened ) Well...that's a story for another time..sheepish grin. |
Hunter | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 06:46 pm     Will Ginger forgive Hunter...Will Hunter change his ways (I doubt it)...Will Squared ever invite him back to that cabin...hee hee...I hope so. Stay tuned for another exciting ( not really ) episode. Where the heck is..Jed |
Squaredsc | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 07:38 pm     makeup, i need makeup! |
Hunter | Thursday, March 27, 2003 - 08:57 pm     Wardrobe...This shirt is soaked with...sweat. It's hard work playing...a cad. But..it's a lot of fun. Squared...you are...hot..and very funny. I miss Ginger Now...Who the hell bought her..those shoes...smiling |
Jed245 | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 04:26 am     *Cameo* |
Hunter | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 05:50 am     Sheriff Dogood drove slowly along the road at the north end of the lake. He could see Charlie Rose at the bottom of the, dead end, two lane road leading to the lake. Rolling down his window, the Sheriff yelled."Charlie. What's going on?" Charlie cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled, "The perch are biting on the north end of the lake," "Not that ,your fool." The irrited Sheriff shot back. Spitting some chaw out the window and shaking his head." Why the hell, did you call me down here." Stumbling down the two lane, Charlie signaled for the Sheriff to follow. "It's down here."he said. |
Hunter | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 05:52 am     Glistening under the crystal clear water, they could see...Harold Skinners red Cadillac. |
Bandit | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 08:41 am     It's getting hot in here... |
Ddr1135 | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 09:24 am      |
Hunter | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 10:49 am     When they opened up the trunk of the car, the three men jumped back in horror from what they saw. The tow truck driver simply said.."Damn!!" The Sheriff exclaimed...with a qivering voice,"My God!!..What have they done to this man. It's obscene." Charlie repeated. "It's hideous...hideous." Harold was dressed in a pink chiffon dress, gaudy jewelry and the cutest pair of pumps you've ever seen. ( Like the ones in the windows at Wanda's boutique ) His makeup was badly overdone. A strawberry blonde wig lay next to his bald head. Oh yeah!!..The fingertip on his right index finger had been apparently been chewed off. |
Hunter | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 10:53 am     Sheriff Dogood drove slowly back to town and Millers Lodge. He dreaded telling Aunt Gertrude the...bad news. |
Squaredsc | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 12:51 pm     sheriff dogood knew that aunt gertrude shouldn't be alone when he told her so he called her niece squared to meet him at aunt gertrude's mansion. |
Bandit | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 01:03 pm     Gertrude gets a phone call from her favorite niece who informs her that she is dropping by for a visit. Quick like a bunny she has got to make this place look presentable, she wouldn't want anyone to think something was out of the ordinary..... |
Hunter | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 07:09 pm     Sheriff Dogood spoke softly to Aunt Gertrude, who was surrounded by her loving family and friends. He said, "Gert, what the hell was Harold thinking? You never wear brown pumps with a pink Chiffon dress." Sobbing loudly, Aunt Gertrude said ,with a halting voice." I..told..that..dumb ass Harold..that cross dressing would get him in trouble some day." Clementine slinked across the room ,carrying a tray of prune juice. Leaning forward,exposing her ample breasts to Hunter ,who was hiding,from the view of the Sheriff, behind the girls. She said,in her most sympathetic voice,"Gert honey, Did he have any insurance?" Gertrude leaned back in her rocker, put her foot in Clementines stomach and kicked her ass across the room. Jumping up with her fist clenched and yelled,"Stay away from me, you evil !! The other girls gathered around Gert,giving her high fives. "That's what I'm talkin about!!" Square shouted. |
Hunter | Friday, March 28, 2003 - 07:28 pm     Sarah Miller entered the room and said,cheerfully, "Cupcakes anyone." |
Ginger1218 | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 09:55 am     Meanwhile, Ginger has Hunter alone now. She turns and faces him - eyes blazing - How Dare You? I turn my back for (2 weeks?) and you slide right over to that hussy. She can never give you what I give you Hunter darling, she may be a hot flash in the pan, but she will never satisfy your deep seated yearnings. Only I know what you truly need and only I can ever get to the special place. Ginger walks over to the closet and starts to slowly undress - she pulls off her new hot Italian Designer shoes (and strokes them thinking about when and how she got them) and getting hotter and hotter she looks at Hunter with her eye burning and her lips quivering - He is shaking - waiting and wondering what she will do to him - He may play, but this woman is his destiny. She purrs in his ear - Hunter darlin, it's time .... |
Squaredsc | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 10:04 am     <omg this is hysterical> ding dong. ginger's doorbell rings loudly breaking the mood. "Ginger, open up! This is Sheriff Dogood. I've got a few questions to ask you." |
Ginger1218 | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 11:25 am     Go away!!!! |
Hunter | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 03:53 pm     Very frustrated and..very aroused, Hunter races to the bedroom phone, dials 911."Crystal Lake Police..How can I help you?" The sexy sounding dispatcher says.(A leading question...his demented mind is thinking) "Police..police" he blurted out,"This is..is..uh.. Herman Melville, we have an emergency!! There are three naked women running down the middle of Main Street,calling out Sheriff Dogoods name." A car door slams, tires squeal and sirens blare. Hunter steps from the bedroom..still up for the occasion. Smiling broadly,he says. " I thought he would never leave." |
Hunter | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 04:17 pm     The faint smell of perfume remains...the taste of sweet wine on her lips...the softness of her skin..the warmth of her body...her wild and unbridled passion always bring him back. Standing in the door he pauses to watch her chest slowly , rise and fall. His eyes explore the flowing curves of her body. Slowly he walks to her side, leaning forward to whisper in her ear, "You are lovely lady." Gently placing his ear to her rapidly rising chest he listens to her heart beating fast." Drawing her long brown hair from her face he tenderly kisses her forehead..cheeks..neck and hungerly waiting lips. ( I love this part) |
Ginger1218 | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 04:29 pm     Ummm, I have red hair |
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