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Tabbyking

Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 04:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
just in time for st. patty's day, i thought i would share this...i entered it in our town's contest a few years back. the gal who won the limerick contest wrote a 27 line poem...guess our town doesn't know what a limerick is!! only 2 of us wrote limericks out of 50 or so entries! LOL

anyway...

there once was a guy named mel
who said, "what's that tur'ble smell?!"
t'was corned beef and cabbage
on his gut it was savage,
and stunk up the house, as well!

Pamy

Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 05:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lol!

Catfat

Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 08:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They came back from a ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.

An oldie but a goodie

Urgrace

Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 08:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think limericks are a good way
To write down all that you have to say
About wearing the green
All day long it would seem
To bid you Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Bandit

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 08:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a man from Nantucket...

oh, nevermind. :-)

Tabbyking

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
oh, bandit.....shakes head, sighs, and wonders what to do with you. then laughs and is amazed that someone didn't bring that up earlier!

oh, fu------dgeit, i mean, nevermind ;>)

Bandit

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabby-lol. I was wondering that too! :-)

Lizadee

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Lizadee wondering what Bandit & Tabbyking know that I don't

Sunnyone

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The limericks on the board I've read
tho' some leave me shaking my head
so i said with a laugh
and not intended, a gaff
"Oh what's down this road I've been led?"


okok..i know, i'll stop now ;-)

Bandit

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 10:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a poster named Lizadee,
Who wanted "in" on the joke with Bandit & Tabby.
It is nothing more
Than a joke from old lore
Whose ending I should not repeat.

Lizadee

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 11:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Bandit !

Tabbyking

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 12:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
nantucket,
bucket
tuck it
suck it
duck it
muck it
shuck it

only so many things can rhyme with nantucket...
i had enough trouble with cabbage!!

Tabbyking

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 12:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there once was a gal named heidi
who looked equally bad at nightie
she went on a show
and created a row
when we all saw she was flighty

there was a shawna on a show
who gave up and laid down low
til guys made her pumped
and up she soon jumped
leaving deena's eyes to roll

there once was a guy named rob
kind of a casual slob
we looked at his chest
and thought, 'he has breasts'
which probably made the guy sob

there once was a gal named jeanne
who could be real wicked mean
all of us hooted
when her a$$ got booted
and now dear christy is queen!

there is a young gal who's deaf
others made her feel bereft
til she found a tribe
and she came alive
at the end, i hope she is left!

there is a gal, i've seena
her name i know is deena
she did wear the pants
til males did advance
and plus, she had no weena

i have a lot of chores to do
so i must now bid you adieu
i'll be the one •••••'n
as i clean the kitchen
wishing to be here with you!

Bandit

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 01:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Cool, Tabby! Good job!!!

Alaginger

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 07:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey Tabby........this is fun!!!

There once was a guy named Jeff,
Who had a gal on his show who was deaf!
The ratings were soaring
The show wasn't boring
We're waiting to see who is left!!!

The gal I spoke of, is Christy!
At the beginning her eyes were all misty!
I have a feeling in my gut,
that she's gonna kick butt,
And the storyline will get all twisty.

So who shall we vote for to stay?
To hang in and go all the way,
For Jenna or Shawna?
Oh No.......I don't wanna!!!
I'd rather they'd both go away!

And in the department of man-hood,
Who's showing that they can be dead-wood?
Is it Matthew or Rob?,
No!, they do a good job,
But it's Roger who's up to no good!!!

It's starting to look like the brave,
May wind up to look just like Dave!
With Butch a contender,
To be Christy's defender
And Deena has dug her own grave.

Now who have I left out? --- it's Heidi,
The small little gal who's so mighty.
In Episode One
She shined like the Sun
Then kicked Jeannie out right on her Hinny!!!

So here I am for the duration!
But first I must make this notation!
When put to the test ...
Our Clubhouse is the best!
Let's giving it a Standing Ovation!!!!

Tabbyking

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 07:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
alaginger, i am so impressed
you gave lines that are the best
glimpses of gals and guys
talk of their lows and highs
and this week girls get undressed!!

it is fun, isn't it?!

and to think they let 'weena' stay! lol

Donut

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 08:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
At one time this ol' clubhouse was glowing
with limericks that really were flowing
Now Hooray for the King
for the Tabby doth bring
back the fun which i see just keeps growing!


Last few Thursdays I've been on the go,
and missed seeing those bi^ch*s and hoes,
all your limericks are great
and brought me up to date
and were more fun than the actual show

Tabbyking

Monday, March 17, 2003 - 10:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oh, this has been a ton of fun
lim-e-rick-ing with everyone
now off to my bed
to rest this old head
for st. patrick's day is done

Alaginger

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 03:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Take a Bow, Tabby!!! lep

Tabbyking

Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 07:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
you too, alaginger!! thanks!!