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Adven

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I am currently writing a very scholarly research paper on the female breast (I was going to do it on the male breast, but it's hairy and repulsive), and I would appreciate any advice or information TVCH members might be able to give in the matter. I have scoured countless copies of Playboy in the name of academia and sat through more episodes of Joe Millionaire than I care to count, but no one said being the intellectual type was going to be easy.
My hope is to turn this paper into a book of some sort that I can hand down to my children so they will be proud of me. The working title is "Thanks For The Mammaries!" and, depending on how many pictures I can cut out, will either be a coffee table book or one of those pop up picture books. I will accept pictures, of course, but none of women undergoing breast-enhancement surgery. It freaks me out.

Car54

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, Adven, be sure to watch Survivor....the spoiler is out there that one of the girls goes topless....that will get you going on the Reality Show chapter.

Adven

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Excellent news, Car. My crack team of researchers, that would be me, will be taking this episode in. I will leave no top unturned in pursuit of intellectual truth.

Car54

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Now the bad news is that the spoilers also say that some of the girls may have cheated a bit and had some surgical help above the waist.

I will leave it to your scholarly eye to spot the fakers.

Adven

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 09:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks for keeping me abreast, Car.

Sabbatia

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven, I sent you mail, but forgot to let you know it was from me, since my email address is different.

Adven

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
So's mine. You can reach me at "adven41@yahoo.ca", but don't tell anyone. Bearing in mind my research, I hope you sent a picture with that e-mail.

Sbw

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I understand "hands on" is the best way to obtain the best information. Hope it works for you.

Adven

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I tried 'hands on", Sbw, but the strangers I was walking up to didn't seem too impressed - to say nothing of their spouses. I guess some people just don't appreciate the importance of quality research.

Bastable

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, I studied that in college!

Bigd

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 11:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
mamogram

Fabnsab

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 11:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I suggest you contact the authority on this matter- Howard Stern. He devotes many of his morning hours to such a topic and even brings in a panel of experts sporadically. When watching his show though, you notice that all the women have a problem with their breasts- they have some sort of deformity that makes their bosoms look blurry. Coincidence? I don't think so. It must be the NY water.

Squaredsc

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 12:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
adven, interesting topic, one that is near and dear to me being that i have 2 of them. may i suggest that you watch g-string diva's on hbo, lots of good material for you, both real and enhanced. good luck.

Grannyg

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 01:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven, I think this is the most hysterical thread I have read in quiet a while!! I have the perfect picture for your research but I'm afraid I can't post it here. Email me (it's in my profile) and I will be happy to email it to you!!

Twiggyish

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven,
I think this thread is udderly ridiculous. =)

Wink

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Careful Twiggy or Adven will be awarding booby prizes.

Car54

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I can't wait til Frooch logs in.

Hootyhoot

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What kind of boob would start a thread like this?

Car54

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hootyhoot....we are pretty easily amused here. Ever read the Sock Thread? The whole board was totally enthralled with watching a sock on the floor for weeks. Or check the archives for the Pick My Floor thread. Enthralling.

We are real scholors around here.

Grannyg

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And that is exactly why I love this place sooooooo much!! No subject is ever too little or too much!!

Wiseolowl

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My advice is to get out in the field and get some hands - on, titalating experience.

Halfunit

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Uh... what about the guys? I mean, tit4tat, right?

Spygirl

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMH -- this *is* the funniest thread I've read in a long time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Goddessatlaw

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 04:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You mean my triple Z gazongas not only are welcome here, but might have a chance at a starring role? What a pleasant thread this is.

Car54

Monday, February 10, 2003 - 04:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven, I think you need to get a website going so "subjects" could post their "research" for the advancement of science.

Half, I have been waiting all day...so far Bastable is the only guy brave enough to post in this thread!