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Adven

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 04:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Square, come back. My life has become meaningless without your presence. I feel a major bout of depression coming on and my wrists could use a good slitting (I'm hoping melodrama will do the trick).

Fruitbat

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 04:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't worry, she cannot get far. She wears size 4 shoes. That has got to slow her down some. Someone is bound to see a small woman, dressed in aubergine tipped over in the snow on the side of the road. I have alerted the highway dept.

Goddessatlaw

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 04:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dang, I didn't know Squared was Chinese. Too bad she didn't get out of there before they stopped wrapping feet.

Webkitty

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 04:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I woke up, logged on, to find this!

I am truly sad

MsSquare, although I can empathize with your situation, and realize just how furious those little pms devils can make you, I beg you not to take your aubergine self from this board!!

Maybe you will luck out and your cable guy will be Jim Carrey, and he will upgrade you to the super delux package for free, but then you will have to be friends with him for life
nevermind

((((((((((((((SQUARE))))))))))))))

Come back!!!!

(rotflmao, good one Bat!)

Ddr1135

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 05:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I got the following in an email this morning and thought it appropriate in view of Square's PMS.
And to my online MOM I totally understand, I must have inherited PMS from you!

Top 15 Things PMS stands for
Pass My Shotgun
Psychotic Mood Shift
Perpetual Munching Spree
Puffy Mid-Section
People Make Me Sick
Provide Me with Sweets
Pardon My Sobbing
Pimples May Surface
Pass My Sweatpants
Pissy Mood Syndrome
Plainly; Men Suck
Pack My Stuff
Punish My Spouse
Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID @*! #$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY? BECAUSE NO-ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12' DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS #@*$ $!#@!...HOUSE!

I'm sorry .... what did you ask me?

Grannyg

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 05:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I got this and it's just for you........ Square.......

T-Shirt Sayings for Women Who Take No Crap

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

Guys have feelings too. But like ... who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing: six minutes.

I hate everybody and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is ... ?

I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

Sukii1

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 05:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ddr LOLOL!!

Hugs to Square...if you want, I'll come over and vacuum...it won't fix the cable box...but we can both take joy from the little green light on my sweeper...

Cyn

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 06:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Square hurry home. We're missing you.

Juju2bigdog

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 06:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I think an excellent stomp off the board would include a name change to Aubergine. That would be cool. We could call the new poster Gine for short.

Fruitbat

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 07:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Or Purp.

Squaredsc

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 07:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
you all had me till this last post by ms. bat. but i was roflmao at your first one. thank goodness no one was near my desk.

you guys are just the bestest group of friends in the world. i love you all to death. thanks for making me feel wanted. gal, im not chinese, im just a little short fat black woman with small feet.

so how was that for drama? its amazing how eloquent you can be while pms'g. ddr and grannyg i will be using some of those terms later today.


((((TVCH))))

Squaredsc

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 07:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
dra and rogue, just one word......... run.

Grooch

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 07:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dang, Square. I missed out on your huff. I am so sorry.

But I think that doing it at 9 pm est when AI is just ending and Help, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here is just starting, while a Real World marathon is going on at the same time....

Well, you just have bad timing for huffs.

Hope I catch you on the next one. :)

Squaredsc

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 07:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
sorry grooch but i had to do it when i felt it. fortunately right now the hormones are a little calm now. but maybe later. whose turn is it today?

Rogue

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 11:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
uh...draH's?

<runs for the hills, quickly>