Marej | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 12:34 pm     It was a dark windy night. A Storm was on it's way. She was home alone. She lit a fire; got a good book; some popcorn and a beer and sat down and was reading when... |
Tashakinz | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 01:08 pm     She realized that the room had filled with smoke because she had forgotten to open the flu. As she went to crack open a window... |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 01:27 pm     she saw something flickering out of the corner of her eye. she looked up.... |
Lucy | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 01:41 pm     ...and saw her husband standing in the doorway. He had a flashlight in his hand and said, "I'm home early." |
Twiggyish | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 02:41 pm     He held roses and a bottle of ... |
Bigd | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 02:53 pm     Pepto Bismol since the lunch he ordered at that greasy diner has upset his stomach terribly. He walked toward her...... |
Twiggyish | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 02:58 pm     holding his upset stomach. Her eyes widened because standing behind him was... |
Fluff | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 03:48 pm     Elmo in an afro and he had chest hairs too. Elmo said, come here baby! Gimme some SUGARS!
She shook her head and let out a long drawn scream! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! She hopped in her car and drove away, but got stuck in traffic.
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Hereiam | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 04:24 pm     "Boy" she muttered "it must be all this smoke playing with my mind... I'm not even married." She opened the flu and a few more windows and went back to her book. When she heard |
Twiggyish | Tuesday, January 28, 2003 - 04:33 pm     someone singing outside her window. Carefully she opened the window to see... |
Ddr1135 | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 04:49 am     a beautiful child standing in snow singing "Old Macdonald had a Farm". She asked the little girl... |
Ginger1218 | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 08:08 am     where her mother was. The little girl pointed to a house up the street that had a haunting look about it. She started to approach the little girl ... |
Ladytex | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 08:50 am     but by the time she got there, the little girl was gone. All that was left in her place was... |
Heyltslori | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:10 am     a small charm bracelet. She picked it up and looked at the three charms. There was one of a tiny pair of ballet slippers, and one of a four-leaf clover. The third charm caused her to catch her breath. It was.... |
Babyruth | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:19 am     The golden power of veto symbol! She clutched it tightly in her fist and walked toward the house... |
Fluff | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:21 am     and turned on the television. President Bush was giving his speech and she looked at the symbol in her hand and thought, "My gawd........ |
Babyruth | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:27 am     LOL Fluff!!!!Love it! |
Ginger1218 | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:29 am     My gawd, what a brilliant man that is. I love him ... and wish that ,,, |
Babyruth | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:37 am     I could have afforded my psych medications this month, cuz I'm really seeing some weird things like little girls disappearing, and having delusions of a "brilliant" president"....so she picked up the phone and... |
Fluff | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:40 am     called Dr. Phil. He was in the midst of recording a new show. So angrily, he picked up the phone and said, "Get over yourself! Stop pitying yourself, and stop being such a loser!" In tears, she hopped back in her car, and headed to... |
Babyruth | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 09:44 am     The line for tryouts for The American Idol, where she hoped to... |
Ladytex | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:07 pm     become the next big thing, but instead had to listen to Simon tell her that she sounded like .... |
Neko | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:11 pm     A wounded cat being run over 20 times by an 18 wheeler. Heartbroken, she hopped back into her car, cried for a few moments, then put her keys in the ignition and headed off to... |
Squaredsc | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:20 pm     the cbs offices to try out for survivor. when she got there... |
Lucy | Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 12:27 pm     she realized that she didn't have an audition tape to give them, so she.... |