Nancy | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:07 am     Check this Out.. http://www.humorhaus.com/hh364-ea.htm my random excuse is "i'd love to xxxxx but i can't because i have to Find my fluffy Stomach" |
Hermione69 | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:16 am     OMG, mine sounds extremely dirty. Please remember that I did not come up with this myself! "...but I can't because I have to shave my demented muffin." ROFLMAO! |
Nancy | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:28 am     ROFLMAO |
Queenfish | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 04:39 am     ".....but I can't because I have to sponge my fluffy toenails." Yall will excuse me while I do that won't you? |
Weenerlobo | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 05:31 am     Mine was something about hiding my grumpy sausage. (Waiting for the weener jokes to ensue . . . ) |
Hermione69 | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 05:40 am     Weener, that is pretty darn funny! |
Webkitty | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 06:18 am     I have to: watch my Canadian sister! lol |
Djgirl5235 | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 06:27 am     ROFLMAO Herm!!!! Mine was "jump my grumpy hampster" Webkitty - I could be your Canuck sister, but why would you have to watch me? lol |
Northstar | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 06:35 am     I'd spend more time posting in the Hot Topics threads, but I have to wrestle my angry ego. And once I accomplish that task, I just have to find my Canadian Grandpa. |
Kstme | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 07:02 am     I'm off to "shave my dead donut"... hmmmm, going to think about this one for a while! LOL GREAT thread! |
Nancy | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 07:14 am     i'd love to stay and chat but i have to 'hypnotize my groovy firetruck" |
Bandit | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 07:54 am     ...watch my demented underpants Good Gracious!!!! |
Fanny | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 10:15 am     I'm on my way to poison my deadly yak. |
Firebird05 | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 10:20 am     I would stop and play awhile but I have to...cover my puffy donkey. |
Mygetaway | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 10:40 am     Shave my sunburned wart |
Neko | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:02 am     I'd really love to *unpleasant task* but I can't because I have to find my inbred inner child.. Excuse me for a moment. *Finds her inner inbred child* There we go  |
Neko | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:03 am     Now I have to climb my flaming mailman... |
Fanny | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:04 am     Neko, is your inbred inner child named Spongeneko? |
Neko | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:11 am     I sure hope not. |
Pcakes2 | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:24 am     I have to scratch my sunburned butt! |
Wargod | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:31 am     I'd love to mow my front yard, but I have to find my grumpy sister! This is quite funny since I just got back from my sisters house and she was quite grumpy! Once I lose her, I certainly won't want to find her til she is alot less grumpy though! |
Crazydog | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 11:37 am     shave my hairy butt. ROFL |
Ddr1135 | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 08:24 pm     rock my huge prisoner. |
Melfie1222 | Thursday, March 06, 2003 - 08:38 pm     excuse me while I disarm my unwieldy grandma. |
Lumbele | Friday, March 07, 2003 - 08:39 am     ...can't because I gotta kiss my sneaky legs. Good thing my joints are 'awake'. |
Sadiesmom | Friday, March 07, 2003 - 01:55 pm     Yes, I can't stay, have to twist my smelly computer. <sniff, sniff, might be my feet> |
Monkeyboy | Friday, March 07, 2003 - 03:16 pm     I cant because i have to spank my squishy monkey... how convinient |
Sanfranjoshfan | Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 02:03 pm     Hmmmmm....my random excuse?......I have to "salvage my lumpy underpants"! LOL |
Pamy | Saturday, March 08, 2003 - 02:44 pm     I have to rock my filthy butt! |