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Fluff

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 01:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
decided to give them an audition live. She took them judges into the bathroom, where she took off her clothes, and played in the sink water while rubbing a fish on herself. The judges told her that she needed to...

Ginger1218

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 04:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
become a little more extroverted and try out for Big Brother since she likes playing in the sink...she then decided to ...

Ladytex

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 09:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
sabotage the plumbing in the CBS office complex, saying "I'll play in their sink", but what she didn't expect was ...

Tashakinz

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 09:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
to receive an invitation to try out for The Mole instead. Just as she was trying to make up her mind, a woman claiming to have magic wands approached her and said...

Weenerlobo

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 09:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
"Would you like to earn thousands of dollars a day and work out of the comfort of your home?"

Ginger1218

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 10:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
She got all excited thinking about the opportunities she might have - but then realized she wanted true love,so she ...

Draheid

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 10:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...realized that it turned out to be a magical chant "Wudu likturn thousando larsaday andwerk autof tecumfortov you home!" At the same time, the woman was waving the magic wands. Suddenly the woman found herself magically transported back to her home and back to the beginning of this story where she see she has just lit a fire, gotten her book, some popcorn, and a beer to sit down and begin reading when...

Heyltslori

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 10:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...the phone rang! Startled, she grabbed it and said hello. There was no answer. "Hello?" she said again. "It's me," he replied. She nearly dropped the phone. She hadn't heard his voice in almost 10 years. Her mind raced in reverse to the last time they has spoken. It was when he had told her about...

Tashakinz

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 10:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
the time he dropped brown acid into her beer at the greek week rush party. She decided that the only thing to do was...

Squaredsc

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 10:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
either listen to what he had to say or slam the phone down. she decided to....

Tashakinz

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 11:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
listen. However, just at that moment, the line went dead. The wind began to rattle the windows of the house and...

Fluff

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 01:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
behold! It was a dancing nun! "Blow Your Whistle" by Petey Pablo blasted throughout the woman's house, but the nun continued to dance!

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While dancing, the nun told her...

Kitty54

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 03:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Let's dance the last dance, tonight". What does that mean, she asked. And the nun said......

Fanny

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 04:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
..."they're auditioning for dancers on Star Search and I'm here to help you hone your dancing skills but first I need to tell you that you are in grave danger because..."

Ladytex

Thursday, January 30, 2003 - 09:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"...they have taped your naked fish dance and posted it on the internet". "What can I do?", she asked. So they said ...

Bigd

Friday, January 31, 2003 - 06:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
well....you could design a code that would infiltrate the internet and cause systems to shut down all over the country, and that would distract their attention while we destroy the internet access to the video file.

Ginger1218

Friday, January 31, 2003 - 09:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Of course that would make you ineligible for Star Search, but you can apply for the next Big Brother, they take all kinds of ...

Kitty54

Friday, January 31, 2003 - 07:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
misfits. Last year they had a doctor, who purposely threw every competion, was hated by the other house guests, yet still managed to win the big money! I think he danced naked, too, but nobody cared. They don't seem to realize that we're all watching them, 24/7. The more outrageous they are, the more we love to hate them. So what do you think? Would you like to be locked away, for months, with strangers?

Ddr1135

Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 05:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
She thought for a while and decided that she'd be better off just getting the live feeds and watching BB4. She thanked the dancing nun and showed her the door. Just then....

Tashakinz

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 12:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
for no reason at all, smoke began to billow out of the fireplace. The wind began to howl and...

Ginger1218

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 12:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
suddenly all the lights went out, and there was a banging at the door, she started to shiver, she was frightened, she did not know what was on the other side of the ...

Ladytex

Tuesday, February 04, 2003 - 04:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
door. But then she hears this voice say, "Hi, I'm Evan Wallace, errrrrr, um .... Marriott, what do you say we .......

Ladytex

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 08:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
... go get in the hot tub?", but she screamed, "NOOOOOO .....". So he left. But right after she finally got her heart rate settled back down ....

Marej

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 11:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...she turned on the radio & heard the worst song in the world and the thought of hearing it again made her run screaming out into the pitch dark night..and she tripped on the road and a car was coming and just before it hit her, the car stopped and the door opened and this very sexy male voice said....

Tashakinz

Wednesday, February 05, 2003 - 11:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
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