Archive through February 10, 2003
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My Research Thesis: The Female Breast:
Archive through February 10, 2003
Adven | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:22 am     I am currently writing a very scholarly research paper on the female breast (I was going to do it on the male breast, but it's hairy and repulsive), and I would appreciate any advice or information TVCH members might be able to give in the matter. I have scoured countless copies of Playboy in the name of academia and sat through more episodes of Joe Millionaire than I care to count, but no one said being the intellectual type was going to be easy. My hope is to turn this paper into a book of some sort that I can hand down to my children so they will be proud of me. The working title is "Thanks For The Mammaries!" and, depending on how many pictures I can cut out, will either be a coffee table book or one of those pop up picture books. I will accept pictures, of course, but none of women undergoing breast-enhancement surgery. It freaks me out. |
Car54 | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:44 am     Hey, Adven, be sure to watch Survivor....the spoiler is out there that one of the girls goes topless....that will get you going on the Reality Show chapter. |
Adven | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:49 am     Excellent news, Car. My crack team of researchers, that would be me, will be taking this episode in. I will leave no top unturned in pursuit of intellectual truth. |
Car54 | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 07:54 am     Now the bad news is that the spoilers also say that some of the girls may have cheated a bit and had some surgical help above the waist. I will leave it to your scholarly eye to spot the fakers. |
Adven | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 09:58 am     Thanks for keeping me abreast, Car. |
Sabbatia | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:04 am     Adven, I sent you mail, but forgot to let you know it was from me, since my email address is different. |
Adven | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:06 am     So's mine. You can reach me at "adven41@yahoo.ca", but don't tell anyone. Bearing in mind my research, I hope you sent a picture with that e-mail. |
Sbw | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:17 am     I understand "hands on" is the best way to obtain the best information. Hope it works for you. |
Adven | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:25 am     I tried 'hands on", Sbw, but the strangers I was walking up to didn't seem too impressed - to say nothing of their spouses. I guess some people just don't appreciate the importance of quality research. |
Bastable | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 10:49 am     Hey, I studied that in college! |
Bigd | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 11:17 am      |
Fabnsab | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 11:46 am     I suggest you contact the authority on this matter- Howard Stern. He devotes many of his morning hours to such a topic and even brings in a panel of experts sporadically. When watching his show though, you notice that all the women have a problem with their breasts- they have some sort of deformity that makes their bosoms look blurry. Coincidence? I don't think so. It must be the NY water. |
Squaredsc | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 12:01 pm     adven, interesting topic, one that is near and dear to me being that i have 2 of them. may i suggest that you watch g-string diva's on hbo, lots of good material for you, both real and enhanced. good luck. |
Grannyg | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 01:52 pm     Adven, I think this is the most hysterical thread I have read in quiet a while!! I have the perfect picture for your research but I'm afraid I can't post it here. Email me (it's in my profile) and I will be happy to email it to you!! |
Twiggyish | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:12 pm     Adven, I think this thread is udderly ridiculous. =) |
Wink | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:16 pm     Careful Twiggy or Adven will be awarding booby prizes.  |
Car54 | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:17 pm     I can't wait til Frooch logs in. |
Hootyhoot | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:46 pm     What kind of boob would start a thread like this? |
Car54 | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 02:57 pm     Hootyhoot....we are pretty easily amused here. Ever read the Sock Thread? The whole board was totally enthralled with watching a sock on the floor for weeks. Or check the archives for the Pick My Floor thread. Enthralling. We are real scholors around here. |
Grannyg | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:17 pm     And that is exactly why I love this place sooooooo much!! No subject is ever too little or too much!! |
Wiseolowl | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:26 pm     My advice is to get out in the field and get some hands - on, titalating experience. |
Halfunit | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:29 pm     Uh... what about the guys? I mean, tit4tat, right? |
Spygirl | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 03:31 pm     OMH -- this *is* the funniest thread I've read in a long time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
Goddessatlaw | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 04:11 pm     You mean my triple Z gazongas not only are welcome here, but might have a chance at a starring role? What a pleasant thread this is. |
Car54 | Monday, February 10, 2003 - 04:11 pm     Adven, I think you need to get a website going so "subjects" could post their "research" for the advancement of science. Half, I have been waiting all day...so far Bastable is the only guy brave enough to post in this thread! |
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