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Bastable

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 01:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think this entire thread needs wrapping.

Reiki

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 03:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Juju - I will try to be more offensive more often in an effort not to offend you. Futhermore, I actually like fresh raspberries.

Fruitbat - That's just superfluous to the issue at hand.

Gal – I very rarely agree with you, but I concur. That’s your one time this month. You will have to wait until next month before I can concur with you again.

Cyn - I am offended by your abuse of raw carrots (not to mention apples). But I commend you for buying organic produce from a farmer's market and thus both supporting local farmers and discouraging the use of pesticides and bio-engineering simultaneously.

Bastable and Mware - You are both wrong. Neither wrapping in tinfoil nor plastic is the proper way to store fresh raspberries. They should be refrigerated in a dry, well–ventilated container.

No offense, but what is this thread supposed to be about anyhow?

Mware

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 03:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
But Reiki - what is the container made of?

Plastics, of course! 'nuff said.

Juju2bigdog

Wednesday, February 26, 2003 - 05:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Goddess, if I were you, I'd think about reining in my sass mouth just a little bit and doing some major sucking up. You play your cards right, and I will put in a good word to have the next cow born on our birthday named after YOU!

Goddessatlaw

Thursday, February 27, 2003 - 10:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(Guess it's my turn.)

'Scuse me, SatanJuju? Have a cow named after me? I'm giving birth to livestock as we speak. I'm not sure who you think you're talking to, but you're not. Figures you would attempt to backdoor me while I'm out having a life somewhere outside the confines of this dysfunctional little metropolis. You'd think after the thieving band of hominids circled like vultures over your ears and sunglasses (I see you still haven't gotten them back) that you'd be more intent on making sure your aquarian sisters don't suffer the same fate (did we count your rings correctly this last anniversary, Muthusejujala?). Well, you done drove me to it and now you're going to have to answer to the Board and burn black candles at midnight. I had no intention of huffing off. Now, I can't wait to excise myself from such an inanely gibbering conglomerate of aberrant humanity. One cannot do mental combat with unarmed people.

(Do I sound like a woman on the edge yet?) Wait just a friggin minute, I'm not finished. I have cast my last pearls before you. The buzzards have come home to roost on TVCH and it's all JujuCrawfordwithoutthewirehangers' fault, who for some reason has seen fit to launch a full-frontal assault on decency and reason (which would be ME). I am through sucking the fuzzy end of the lollipop around here. I shall leave this concentric circle of Dante's inferno without remorse or second thought.

(Berserk, histrionic climax coming up) I'd like to thank the f/ out of everyone who has made my experience at TVCH a pure, unadulterated pajama party from hell. I have been the victim of an enormous social injustice at your hands, and I refuse to serve as your totem of disembodied malediction any further. I hope you're prepared to lose me once and for all, cyberKlingons. My only hope is to go and leave no forwarding address. And that's what I'm doing. CCCIIIIAAAAAOOOOO!!!! I am OOOUUUTTTTAAAAA here!!!!!

Bastable

Thursday, February 27, 2003 - 10:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Diva.

Bob2112

Thursday, February 27, 2003 - 10:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
<...soils GAL's Wheaties for the last time...>

Fruitbat

Thursday, February 27, 2003 - 10:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
While under the light of the full moon I shall swing a dead skunk, over my head, by the tail to purge the injustices Goddess has suffered. (you can count on me in your hour of need)

Juju2bigdog

Thursday, February 27, 2003 - 10:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bwahahahaha!!!

Sheesh, I think she DID have a cow ...

<races off to cancel production of the CowGoddess dolls>

Mware

Thursday, February 27, 2003 - 04:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Goddess - All I can say is, "Bravo!"

That was impressive.

Twiggyish

Thursday, February 27, 2003 - 07:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah Goddess, that was quite a closing post. I half expected you to grab an asp to your throat. (ala Shakespeare)

An impressive huff!!


Now don't stay long.

Goddessatlaw

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 10:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, my times up. Who's turn is it to huff off? I'll be happy to lob a few insults in your general direction, if you need motivation.

Fruitbat

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 11:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
That is a tough act to follow. I may have to wait until that archives. Kudos!

Bastable

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 12:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Actually, I'd like to see you do it again, GAL. You're great at it! You can make grandiose "farewell" speeches every afternoon, sort of like Barbra Steisand's "farewell" concerts.

And you can lob insults at me anytime! I'm chewing on tinfoil.

Squaredsc

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 12:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
bravo gal. you do not disappoint. no wonder you're a lawyer and a damn good one i bet. i bow to your greater huffiness. since your huff didn't last long, i can put the sage back and erase the witches circle.

Goddessatlaw

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 01:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Eh, once per week would probably be enough for me, Bastable. I'd be sad and lonely without ya'll. I'd also wind up having to talk politics with Marriage Material, which I'm pretty sure would result in him receiving a new, significantly less complimentary nickname. But enough about me, on to you. Bastable, you are a carbuncle on the *ss and a pothole in the highway of life all at the same time. F/ you and all you stand for!

(Okay, not really, I just want to read your righteous indignation speech. Hit it!! Dazzle me with your footwork, proser!)

Bastable

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 01:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm telling my mommy!!!!!

Goddessatlaw

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 01:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dang . . . that's harsh.

Squaredsc

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 01:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
gal i just realized that you huff'd in the wrong thread. i think its supposed to be in the tvch hug thing or something. see wherever juju did her's.

bastable, you went right to the top with that one, lol.

Grooch

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 01:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Was that Bastable's huff?

Did he leave the board now?

Goddessatlaw

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 02:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I don't think so, Grooch - he's still over in HT, and he's in a good mood. Maybe he's stalling for time and planning a virtuoso, clandestine flank maneuver designed to make Survivorsucks appear an oasis of civility. If not, maybe I'll call Maris some names and see what she's got loaded and cocked.

Bastable

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 02:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay dude I'm all huffed up now. Had my head in a sack full of airplane glue ever since GAL got nasty with me. Happy?

Mware

Friday, February 28, 2003 - 03:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Why is this guy at home in this thread???

Aubrey Huff