My Research Thesis: The Female Breast
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My Research Thesis: The Female Breast
Adven | Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 07:44 am     He always was a little corny. If I had one, I'd call it 'honey". |
Squaredsc | Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 08:00 am     um jed honey, thats blue not aubergine, but thanks for trying. |
Bob2112 | Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 10:22 am     Chandler called his a nubbin, but he said it was only a third nipple. |
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:22 pm     Why is Squaredsc calling Jed a third nipple?
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Car54 | Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:25 pm     NUBBIN!!! That's right! I got Chandler mixed up with the Green Giant I guess. |
Squaredsc | Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:53 pm     um juju i didn't mean it that way, lol. in fact i didn't realize what i said till it was too late to edit. |
Jed245 | Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:53 pm     Oh no!! :o) heheh. Er uhhh I've felt like a third wheel before, but, ummm not a third nipple. :o) |
Fruitbat | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 06:22 am     May I suggest a format for this most superior book. Ever see Touch the Bunny? A childs book where each page has something to feel sticking out from holes in the thick cardboard pages. BB's, quarters, foam, buck shot and beach stones in baloons to indicate implants gone awry.........the possibilites are endless. I will be happy to consult on this project. |
Adven | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 06:40 am     HRH, great to have you back. I knew I could count on you to not only appreciate my true genius - that goes without saying - but to take my inspired idea and transform it into something that marries science and art goes above and beyond. I don't want to jinx it, but I see you and I on the cover of Time holding the Nobel prize. |
Fruitbat | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 07:55 am     I am thrilled you like my vision. I have already ordered 500,000 pop top can finger holds from Coca Cola for the nipple rings. |
Car54 | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 08:57 am     Actually, you need to try to do a merchandising tie-in with Coke...get them to make nipple shape tops on their cans or bottles. Get McDonalds to buy into it... a new kinda "Happy" meal altogether. |
Fruitbat | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 09:35 am     Oh yes Car, good thinking. The ad slogan......"Happy Meal super feels, collect all sizes!" |
Adven | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 09:35 am     Are you sure 500,000 is enough? That's only 250,000 people or 167,000 if we count all those weird guys out there with three nipples. |
Car54 | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 10:05 am     They will have to add a special menu for ordering the B, C, and D selections. I feel another discussion thread coming on. |
Fruitbat | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 10:59 am     Well I was figuring that only one nipple would be pierced but I could get a deal if I ordered more and we could just hold them in reserve for the belly button/labia book if we didn't use all of them. Car, maybe a several more threads. |
Car54 | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:05 am     Yeah. I bet there are a whole bunch of people reading this that think it isn't funny. |
Fruitbat | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:50 am     I am sure of that. |
Juju2bigdog | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:55 am     I am feeling a tad of offensiveness starting to rise in my gorge and my stomping-off shoes are beginning to get itchy ...
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Squaredsc | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:56 am     roflmao. |
Grooch | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:59 am     (((((((((((((((JUJU)))))))))))))))) |
Fruitbat | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 12:45 pm     Gorge? |
Twiggyish | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 02:03 pm     ROFL!!! |
Juju2bigdog | Monday, February 24, 2003 - 04:49 pm     From Merriam-Webster online: Main Entry: 1gorge Pronunciation: 'gorj Function: noun Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin gurga, alteration of gurges, from Latin, whirlpool -- more at VORACIOUS Date: 14th century 1 : THROAT -- often used with rise to indicate revulsion accompanied by a sensation of constriction <my gorge rises at the sight of blood> |
Adven | Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 07:10 am     I like the bellybutton/labia book idea, HRH, and I'm sure at some point it will be worthy of its own thread. Might I suggest we make it a labia/vulva book? I've always enjoyed the sound of those two words - they sound like European sports cars. Also, I've been accused in some quarters of being overly preoccupied with the female breast, so moving lower down, anatomically speaking, might set the record straight. |
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