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Adven

Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 07:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
He always was a little corny. If I had one, I'd call it 'honey".

Squaredsc

Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 08:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
um jed honey, thats blue not aubergine, but thanks for trying.

Bob2112

Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 10:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Chandler called his a nubbin, but he said it was only a third nipple.

Juju2bigdog

Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Why is Squaredsc calling Jed a third nipple?

Car54

Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
NUBBIN!!! That's right! I got Chandler mixed up with the Green Giant I guess.

Squaredsc

Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
um juju i didn't mean it that way, lol. in fact i didn't realize what i said till it was too late to edit.

Jed245

Thursday, February 13, 2003 - 12:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh no!! :o) heheh. Er uhhh I've felt like a third wheel before, but, ummm not a third nipple. :o)

Fruitbat

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 06:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
May I suggest a format for this most superior book. Ever see Touch the Bunny? A childs book where each page has something to feel sticking out from holes in the thick cardboard pages.

BB's, quarters, foam, buck shot and beach stones in baloons to indicate implants gone awry.........the possibilites are endless.

I will be happy to consult on this project.

Adven

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 06:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
HRH, great to have you back. I knew I could count on you to not only appreciate my true genius - that goes without saying - but to take my inspired idea and transform it into something that marries science and art goes above and beyond. I don't want to jinx it, but I see you and I on the cover of Time holding the Nobel prize.

Fruitbat

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 07:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I am thrilled you like my vision. I have already ordered 500,000 pop top can finger holds from Coca Cola for the nipple rings.

Car54

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 08:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Actually, you need to try to do a merchandising tie-in with Coke...get them to make nipple shape tops on their cans or bottles.

Get McDonalds to buy into it... a new kinda
"Happy" meal altogether.

Fruitbat

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 09:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh yes Car, good thinking. The ad slogan......"Happy Meal super feels, collect all sizes!"

Adven

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 09:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Are you sure 500,000 is enough? That's only 250,000 people or 167,000 if we count all those weird guys out there with three nipples.

Car54

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 10:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
They will have to add a special menu for ordering the B, C, and D selections.

I feel another discussion thread coming on.

Fruitbat

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 10:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well I was figuring that only one nipple would be pierced but I could get a deal if I ordered more and we could just hold them in reserve for the belly button/labia book if we didn't use all of them.

Car, maybe a several more threads.

Car54

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah. I bet there are a whole bunch of people reading this that think it isn't funny.

Fruitbat

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I am sure of that. :)

Juju2bigdog

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I am feeling a tad of offensiveness starting to rise in my gorge and my stomping-off shoes are beginning to get itchy ...

Squaredsc

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
roflmao.

Grooch

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 11:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(((((((((((((((JUJU))))))))))))))))

Fruitbat

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 12:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gorge?

Twiggyish

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 02:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFL!!!

Juju2bigdog

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 04:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Merriam-Webster online:

Main Entry: 1gorge
Pronunciation: 'gorj
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Middle French, from Late Latin gurga, alteration of gurges, from Latin, whirlpool -- more at VORACIOUS
Date: 14th century
1 : THROAT -- often used with rise to indicate revulsion accompanied by a sensation of constriction <my gorge rises at the sight of blood>

Adven

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 07:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I like the bellybutton/labia book idea, HRH, and I'm sure at some point it will be worthy of its own thread. Might I suggest we make it a labia/vulva book? I've always enjoyed the sound of those two words - they sound like European sports cars. Also, I've been accused in some quarters of being overly preoccupied with the female breast, so moving lower down, anatomically speaking, might set the record straight.