Archive through March 30, 2003
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Archive through March 30, 2003
Hunter | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 04:31 pm     Falling into her waiting and controling arms ( the woman pumps iron) She draws him tightly to her,smothering his face and neck with hot kisses. Their bodies melt and move together in a perfect rythme. No woman (well...maybe a few women) can turn him loose like this. His hand slides slowly down her warm and firm stomach. Her body is writhing, her breathing is fast and deep. |
Hunter | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 05:11 pm     Startled by a loud banging sound , they saw Sheriff Dogood ,with his nose pressed to the bedroom window, with a wide grin on his face. Hunter felt a shrinking feeling. "Nice try Hunter" he barked. "You thought I didn't know that Herman Melville was dead." (He didn't until he looked it up in the Brittanica) Hunter dove under the bed where he found a ..shoe box..with a card attached ,which read. Ginger baby,now I know I've found my Princess. Wear these shoes as a sign of my..stupididty ( I meant to say..love, but I couldn't help myself.) Love..Derek |
Hunter | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 05:12 pm     [editors note ] Red Hair |
Hunter | Saturday, March 29, 2003 - 07:38 pm     Sheriff Dogood stood sternfaced over Hunter and Ginger. "Now look kids. I'm not going to get my shorts all bunched up in my ass, over what you two were doing in there. Hells fire, I've done the same thing myself. Not with Ginger of course."Your damned right",Ginger snapped. The Sheriff continued,"Ginger,I came over here because there have been rumors that you and this city slicker, named Derek, might have been seen together." "Hold on there Sheriff",Hunter interrupted. "That Derek fella has been seen with lots of people," "Hell, I've even heard that he was seen ,the other night, at Lovers Leap, in the back seat of Harold Skinners Cadillac, with some strawberry blonde, wearing a pink chiffon dress."[payback time] Gingers head spun around like the girl in the exorcist movie. A green substance flew from her mouth. |
Squaredsc | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 09:37 am     ... while across the lake... ring, ring, ring. "Hello" says squared into the phone while sprawled across the king sized bed. she twists around to a sitting position. "Yo sis, it's me Derek. I need your help, I'm in a tight spot." says Derek from a phone booth at the Motel 6. "Oh lord, what the he** have you done now. Wait don't tell me, I'll pick you up, where are you?" "I'm at a phone booth at the Motel 6 up on Rt 26." "Alright, I'll be there in 20 mins." squared hangs up the phone and sighs loudly. she says to herself, "Da*n and I wasn't planning on getting out of bed today." she jumps into the shower and dresses in jeans and a t-shirt and races out to her mercedes and drives off towards Motel 6." |
Twiggyish | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 10:24 am     Aunt Gertrude heaving her massive bosom walked quickly, the prune juice was finally working. She needed to hurry to the bathroom, but it was clear across the room. She almost collided with the young woman running past.. |
Ginger1218 | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 12:25 pm     Ginger spit out the lime gum in a fit of anger. She screamed at the Sheriff - How dare you accuse me of cheating on Hunter? Derek is just an old friend. He has been away and came to visit and he knows I love Italian shoes. Very innocent. She looks at Hunter, you believe me don't you darlin? You know I adore only you. |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 02:00 pm     Hunter hesitates,then says,"Sure baby! You know I believe..everything you say." [Thinking to himself... "The little tramp. I'll show her and that joker Derek.] LOL..Aunt Gertrude walks back across the room, with a long piece of toilet paper attached to her shoe. |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 02:20 pm     Speaking to Ginger, Hunter says," I'll be back in a bit babe. I have some unfinished business to take care of." His car races towards the north road,and Squareds' cabin. [ To take care of business...hee hee. you know what I mean] Heading up the hill he sees Squareds' red Mercedes nearly rolling over as she turns toward Rt 26. He decides to follow. |
Ginger1218 | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 02:26 pm     As he leaves, Ginger runs out of the house and gets into her Ice Green Jaguar (S type) and speeds towards the Motel 6. She just knows that Hunter is going to look for Derek. She needs to stop him. As she pulls away, she realizes that Aunt Gertrude is trying to yell something to her, but she is in such a rush to get away, she just leaves. Aunt Gertrude is left with her mouth wide open. |
Squaredsc | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 04:46 pm     squared pulls up next to the phone booth and yells out the window to derek, "Hop in.". derek jumps in the passenger side and gives squared a quick peck on the cheek. "Thanks for coming to get me sis." "No problem, thats what family is for and besides you did me a favor for distracting that psycho Ginger for me, so I owe you one." squared checks her mirrors before pulling out of the hotel lot and spots hunter's car in the distance. "Sh*t now he wants to follow me. Hold on Derek I think I can shake him." squared presses her foot to the pedal and the mercedes speeds off...." |
Twiggyish | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 06:15 pm     "Put your seatbelt on!!!" Aunt Gertrude yelled at the zooming car. Mumbling about the carelessness of the youth these days, she pulled the toilet paper off her shoe. The sound of squealing brakes and the smell of car smoke startled her. Looking around the parking lot, she spotted her own trusty Volvo. Rushing quickly to her car, she pulled her spare set of car keys from under the floor mat.. jumping behind the wheel and realizing now was the time to teach these young people some manners, she floored her gas pedal and raced off after the two cars. Not too far ahead she could just see that flashy green car....but wait..who was the man driving that OTHER car...she stepped on it and zoomed even faster... |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 07:23 pm     Hunter sits back , with a confident smile on his face, he buckles his five point racing harness, and slowly puts on his leather driving gloves. Easing his canary yellow Lamborghini Murcielago onto the road, he waits until the pathetic little caravan of cars is nearly out of of view. "Ok baby..now I'm gonna show you some of..my..ju ju juice in action. Then I've got a few tricks for your..knock off shoe salesman. [That's right Ginger baby..Knock offs] |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 07:35 pm     "I can forgive a lot of things..but..he's gonna have to..pay..for giving my sweet baby doll Ginger,those damned knock off shoes." Hunter pushes the button on the hidden gun drawer, pulls out his chrome plated 45 and lays it on the seat next to him. [I think he means business.] |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 07:45 pm     Roaring up the road, Hunter is bare through the third gear of five when he eases up on the crew. He is frustrated by some crazy woman, in a Volvo, who is weaving back and forth across the road. It looks like she is trying to put her makeup on. |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 07:59 pm     At 90 miles an hour. |
Twiggyish | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:04 pm     Gertrude, adjusts her mirror and checks her lipstick, wondering why the damn fool (no offense Hunter) behind her is tailgating. Suddenly, the flashy green car swerves off onto a dirt road. Dirt swirling like smoke doesn't stop Gertie as she turns and follows, and looks in her mirror. That other car follows. The prunes from earlier start bothering Gertrude..she looks around for some place to pull off. Up ahead she sees a large mansion. The cars pulling into the driveway speed past the open gate.... |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:21 pm     Whipping around the Volvo she sees the crazed driver with lipstick smeared around her face. Hunter pulls along side Ginger,they roll down their windows, he picks up the 45, shows it to her, and yells,"Don't worry baby I'll get that ba****rd." Pleading, she yells,"Don't do it Hunter he's not worth it! Hunter tells her about the shoes. "With a scowl on her now twisted face she screams,"shoot his ass." |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:30 pm     Dust,dirt and stones are flying everywhere as all of the cars come to a screaching stop. They all bail out of their cars and start racing to the house. The woman in the volvo makes a flying leap over Gingers car. streaking toward the house. Passing everyone, she is yelling..."toilet...toilet." [The woman must have a thing about toilets] |
Twiggyish | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:31 pm     ROFL! |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:44 pm     Hunter catches up with Squared and Derek at the front porch,with Ginger close behind. Pointing the 45 he yells, "Hold it..right there!!" Squared jumpes in front of Derek and yells."Please..don't shoot him!! Let me explain." Everyones eyes are glued on Squared as Hunter says," Ok sweetheart. Let's here your story." [Smiling Broadly] |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:45 pm     [ Sitting back..waiting to hear this one ] |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:49 pm     So happy to have you along Twiggyish..smile |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:51 pm     Squared led us all into this corner. Let's see her..get out of it..Devilish smile |
Hunter | Sunday, March 30, 2003 - 08:59 pm     I know it's ridiculous..but..it's a soap thread. And...it's fun |
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