Limericks
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Limericks
Tabbyking | Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 04:33 pm     just in time for st. patty's day, i thought i would share this...i entered it in our town's contest a few years back. the gal who won the limerick contest wrote a 27 line poem...guess our town doesn't know what a limerick is!! only 2 of us wrote limericks out of 50 or so entries! LOL anyway... there once was a guy named mel who said, "what's that tur'ble smell?!" t'was corned beef and cabbage on his gut it was savage, and stunk up the house, as well! |
Pamy | Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 05:05 pm     lol! |
Catfat | Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 08:37 pm     There once was a lady from Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They came back from a ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger. An oldie but a goodie |
Urgrace | Sunday, March 16, 2003 - 08:51 pm     I think limericks are a good way To write down all that you have to say About wearing the green All day long it would seem To bid you Happy St. Patrick's Day! |
Bandit | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 08:35 am     There once was a man from Nantucket... oh, nevermind. :-) |
Tabbyking | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:26 am     oh, bandit.....shakes head, sighs, and wonders what to do with you. then laughs and is amazed that someone didn't bring that up earlier! oh, fu------dgeit, i mean, nevermind ;>) |
Bandit | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:29 am     Tabby-lol. I was wondering that too! :-) |
Lizadee | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:54 am     Lizadee wondering what Bandit & Tabbyking know that I don't |
Sunnyone | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 09:57 am     The limericks on the board I've read tho' some leave me shaking my head so i said with a laugh and not intended, a gaff "Oh what's down this road I've been led?" okok..i know, i'll stop now ;-) |
Bandit | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 10:46 am     There once was a poster named Lizadee, Who wanted "in" on the joke with Bandit & Tabby. It is nothing more Than a joke from old lore Whose ending I should not repeat. |
Lizadee | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 11:29 am     Thanks Bandit ! |
Tabbyking | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 12:43 pm     nantucket, bucket tuck it suck it duck it muck it shuck it only so many things can rhyme with nantucket... i had enough trouble with cabbage!! |
Tabbyking | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 12:58 pm     there once was a gal named heidi who looked equally bad at nightie she went on a show and created a row when we all saw she was flighty there was a shawna on a show who gave up and laid down low til guys made her pumped and up she soon jumped leaving deena's eyes to roll there once was a guy named rob kind of a casual slob we looked at his chest and thought, 'he has breasts' which probably made the guy sob there once was a gal named jeanne who could be real wicked mean all of us hooted when her a$$ got booted and now dear christy is queen! there is a young gal who's deaf others made her feel bereft til she found a tribe and she came alive at the end, i hope she is left! there is a gal, i've seena her name i know is deena she did wear the pants til males did advance and plus, she had no weena i have a lot of chores to do so i must now bid you adieu i'll be the one 'n as i clean the kitchen wishing to be here with you! |
Bandit | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 01:48 pm     Cool, Tabby! Good job!!! |
Alaginger | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 07:20 pm     Hey Tabby........this is fun!!! There once was a guy named Jeff, Who had a gal on his show who was deaf! The ratings were soaring The show wasn't boring We're waiting to see who is left!!! The gal I spoke of, is Christy! At the beginning her eyes were all misty! I have a feeling in my gut, that she's gonna kick butt, And the storyline will get all twisty. So who shall we vote for to stay? To hang in and go all the way, For Jenna or Shawna? Oh No.......I don't wanna!!! I'd rather they'd both go away! And in the department of man-hood, Who's showing that they can be dead-wood? Is it Matthew or Rob?, No!, they do a good job, But it's Roger who's up to no good!!! It's starting to look like the brave, May wind up to look just like Dave! With Butch a contender, To be Christy's defender And Deena has dug her own grave. Now who have I left out? --- it's Heidi, The small little gal who's so mighty. In Episode One She shined like the Sun Then kicked Jeannie out right on her Hinny!!! So here I am for the duration! But first I must make this notation! When put to the test ... Our Clubhouse is the best! Let's giving it a Standing Ovation!!!! |
Tabbyking | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 07:37 pm     alaginger, i am so impressed you gave lines that are the best glimpses of gals and guys talk of their lows and highs and this week girls get undressed!! it is fun, isn't it?! and to think they let 'weena' stay! lol |
Donut | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 08:01 pm     At one time this ol' clubhouse was glowing with limericks that really were flowing Now Hooray for the King for the Tabby doth bring back the fun which i see just keeps growing! Last few Thursdays I've been on the go, and missed seeing those bi^ch*s and hoes, all your limericks are great and brought me up to date and were more fun than the actual show |
Tabbyking | Monday, March 17, 2003 - 10:08 pm     oh, this has been a ton of fun lim-e-rick-ing with everyone now off to my bed to rest this old head for st. patrick's day is done |
Alaginger | Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 03:48 am     Take a Bow, Tabby!!!  |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, March 18, 2003 - 07:48 am     you too, alaginger!! thanks!! |
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