Archive through November 15, 2002
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Archive through November 15, 2002
Zachsmom | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 09:12 am     A few of us in chat were discussing "cute" stories of our children. We thought it would be neat to have a thread where we could post cute sayings or things our kids do/say! Since no one else has started one..I guess I'll be the first to go. Last Spring my son & I were at Rite-aide. In the front of their store they have all the spring flowers for sale. My son being the typical little boy decided it would be fun to run up and down the flower isle. I told him to stop, and of course he doesn't think he should listen to 'ol Mom. He then proceeds to fall and lands smack on his behind. Well, typical mother that I am,I always kiss his "boo boos" to make them feel better. My son stands up from his fall, in tears, walks towards me. I proceed to kneel down to give him a hug, but before he reaches me he pulls down his pants, turns around and sticks his naked behind up in the air yelling "KISS IT MOMMY KISS IT!! KISS MY BUTT MOMMY KISS MY BUTT" Now I must tell you that no one was around when my son was running and no one was around when he fell..but as soon as he had his naked behind up in the air telling me to kiss it, Rite-aide had a huge rush of people entering and leaving their store! The looks on the peoples faces was hilarious. I laughted so hard I was on the floor with tears streaming down my face!! No one knew what was going on..only that a little boy had his naked behind up in the air telling his Mom to "KISS MY BUTT MOMMY KISS MY BUTT"!!! |
Marysafan | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 09:46 am     We were at a family gathering when my daughter was about four years old. She walked into my mother's kitchen to discover her Grandmother drinking a glass of red Kool-aid. Daughter was so suprised by this, as she was of the opinon the only kids drank Kool Aid while adults drank things like Coca Cola and beer. As she walked in, she exclaimed..."GRANDMA! You are drinking Kool Aid!" My mother...being a bit of a smarty pants...replied...,"Yep. It makes me ornery." A stunned little girl walked back outside and announced her discovery to the WHOLE family. "Grandma is in the kitchen drinking Kool Aid!" she said, and then she added..."She said it makes her horny!" My mother has yet to live that down...and daughter is now 30! |
Wargod | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 09:49 am     LOL Zmom! I'm not telling what Dakota said last night, because it'll make me sound like a horrible mother!! I'll just say that I have no clue where what she said came from!!!! |
Lumbele | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 10:03 am     Zmom, we can always count on our kids to earn us puzzled or disapproving looks from total strangers who have no idea what precipitated.LOL Marysafan, did Grandma get any propositions?LOL Wargod, that's exactly what is holding me back from telling some of my son's doozies(sp?) |
Wargod | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 10:15 am     I will share in more detail something I posted in my folder the other day. Wasn't nothing the kids said, more of what they did. Let me start by explaining that at the time this happened hubby and I were both working full time, going to school part time, and we were working different shifts. We were exhausted, Caleb was about 3, Dakota about 1, and the few nights we had together we didn't spend alot of time on domestic things like cooking. We went out to eat....alot. We went for fast food, sit down, take out, and delivery. Wasn't very healthy, but when we were tired and worn out it was very convienient. One night, I was feeling peppy and while the kids were playing and hubby vegging in front of the tv, I cooked dinner. When it was done, I told the kids to get ready for dinner (thinking..wash your hands, sit down at the table.) They put their shoes on, grab their coats and walked out of the house heading for the car! Hubby and I laughed our rears off..but it was also a wake up call to us that we needed to start eating at home more often, LOL! |
Vixeninvegas | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 10:31 am     I love this thread! Since I am single & don't have any children I will share a story my mom told me. My mother & aunt were out shopping w/ my cousin Taryn - she was 4 or 5 at the time. My aunt has always been really up front with her kids & they grew up knowing the "proper words" for her body parts where as in my family we always had "nicknames" for em (hehe). Anyways... They had stopped in a public restroom in a crowded mall & Taryn wanted to go in her own stall like a big girl so mom was on one side of her & my aunt on the other. I guess Taryn didn't get her door locked & an elderly lady Accidentally walked in on her - my mom heard the woman say 'Oh excuse me honey!' and then go into another stall. When they were all washing their hands my mom said "what happened Taryn - did some one Accidentally walk in on you sweetie?" and Taryn said "yes Aunt Jean & she looked right up my bagina" LMAOROTF! They rushed her out of the rest room very quickly. Taryn is now 35 with 3 school age kids & we still tease her about this one. |
Kstme | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 10:53 am     GREAT thread! Zmom and War...hysterical!  |
Mosessupposes | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 01:45 pm     I hear tell (from secret inside sources) that Kathi Lee Gifford is going to post a Cody and Cassidy story to this thread. Stay tuned for further news!!! |
Denecee | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 02:31 pm     I love this thread! I have one to share. When my son was 4 yrs old, we were visiting my Aunt who had a boyfriend and he was a black man. My son says to my Aunt's boyfriend, "Didn't you use to be white?" We are still laughing about that one, my son is 18 now. |
Denecee | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 02:40 pm     Ok, another one... We were visiting relatives in a town that we used to live in and on the way home stopped to talk to our old landlord who happened to be outside raking leaves. We just pulled over to say hi. Our three little ones in the back seat being very quiet as our old land lord leaned over the car while talking. The man has this huge nose and nostrils, and my 4 yr old is noticing this as she says "You got a lot of hair in there but you don't have any boogers!" I laughed so hard but at the same time, I was embarrassed. Years later, I seen him at Target and he reminded me of that story. I still laugh about it. |
Whit4you | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 02:46 pm     My son was very small for his age at 2 1/2 and had an amazing vocabulary (cause I talked to 14 hours a day from the time he was boarn...had nothing else to do lol) Anyhow one day we were at the store - and the checker said to him "Oh do you like that gum?" and he said "Actually I prefer sugarless" - the checker and the gal behind me in line about fell over - as I said he looked about 18 months at the time..lol. |
Sia | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 10:41 pm     A couple of days ago I was playing with my daughter with her plastic dollhouse and she said, "Look, Mom, a cat just wandered in," as she 'walked' a platic cat into the living room of the dollhouse. "Oh?" I said, "Where do you suppose he came from?" "He came from North Africa," she told me. |
Sia | Tuesday, November 12, 2002 - 10:43 pm     Same four-year-old I just posted about was at the doctor's office this evening to see the nurse practicioner about a horrible rash/hives she developed yesterday, and she said to the woman, "I've had this reaction before. We thought it was from lime juice the first time." Kids and their vocabularies!! She just turned four! |
Pixichik | Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 07:42 am     As background, you should know that my son likes to imitate Austin Powers. He's only seven, so he's never seen any of the AP movies. But the frequent trailers were apparently enough to convince him that adding "yeah, baby" to every utterance is the ultimate in cool. Meanwhile, one day recently, my best friend and I took him and my eight-year-old niece out for ice cream. My friend and I became engrossed in conversation, tuning the kids out as they ate their ice cream and chattered. Everything was fine until my niece bit off the pointy end of her cone and began sucking the ice cream out of the bottom. My darling son, awed by this exotic feat, apparently decided she needed encouragement. He began repetitively chanting, quite loudly, "Ooooh, suck it ALL out! Yeah, baby, suck it." It took a minute for it to dawn on me what he was saying. By the time it did, everyone in Baskin Robbins had heard my cherubic little boy channeling Ron Jeremy. |
Cricket | Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 08:22 am     This is a great thread. Thanks for starting it Zachsmom. I'm ROFL @ Wargod's post. It fits my daughter's family exactly. Let me preface this story by saying my husband is 6'2" and 220 lbs. Last year, when my granddaughter was 4, we were at Mass one Sunday and they were baptizing a baby. Cute ceremony and she watched attentively as they held the baby over the baptismal fount and the Priest baptized him. She had seen this many times before. After communion that day, she noticed my husband hadn't gone to Communion and asked me why. I told her he wasn't Catholic, but maybe one day he would get baptized. Her big blue eyes looked up at me and she said "But, Mimi, who's gonna hold him?" I laughed so hard, I cried. Whenever I need a laugh, I picture someone holding him over that little baptismal fount, lol. |
Wargod | Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 11:07 pm     This is a Kota funny. I don't normally take the kids grocery shopping with me, and this is probably the reason, LOL. Dakota and I made it through the whole store without a hitch. She was so good and so well behaved that when we got to the cash register, I let her pick out candy, unloaded my basket and pushed the basket, with her in it, to the end of the register and the waiting bag boy. I was having a little chat with the cashier, keeping one eye on Kota who was just chatting up the bag boy who was trying very hard not to laugh. At that point, I started to pay attention to what she was telling this giggling 16 year old boy. I came close to dying of embarrassement when I heard her tell him, "My butt itches." She had been telling this poor kid how I was in such a hurry to get to the store that morning, she had to skip her morning bath, and was having a little personal problem. While I'm on the floor, the cashier and bag boy were darned near ROFLOL. The sad thing is this is the only grocery store I go to and everytime this boy is working he gets the biggest grin on his face and asks after my sweet little angel. |
Kady | Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 11:16 pm     I think my son was about 8. We were talking about growing up etc. He said to me very seriously..."Mom, I never want to be a teenage." I was thinking, awww, how sweet, he wants to stay my baby. I then asked him why he didn't want to be a teenage. His reply... Cause when you get to be a teen, you turn stupid!! |
Whowhere | Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 08:11 am     Great stories everyone!! Okay, I have to add mine now. My daughter, Allison, is 8 now, this happened last year. We have a male Collie who LOVES to be brushed and when you get the brush out he falls to the floor on his back lays out spread eagle. I was brushing him one night and Allison asked me what those 'things' were. I told her they were his 'testicles' and that some people call them 'balls'. She seemed okay with my answer and I finished brushing him. Several months went by and I told Allison that she should brush the dog because he likes it so much. She grabbed the brush and he got all excited running around and then collapses right in front of her on the floor in his spread eagle position. She knelt down, looked up at me with a very serious look and said, "I am NOT brushing his balls!" I fell off the couch laughing so hard as I tried to tell her that I didn't expect her to brush the dogs balls. |
Zachsmom | Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 08:27 am     One day about a year or so ago, my son was playing with the the neighborhood boy "Luke". Luke is about 6 months older than my son so they always had fun playing together. Lukes mom is this beautiful woman who never has her hair out of place, make up perfect and emaculate house. I envied this woman until this one day. My son at the time was being potty trained and my son learned the names of his penis & testicles. On this day Zachary was sharing to Luke that he has a penis and testicles and with his penis the pee-pee comes out. Luke responded "I have a penis too and I go pee-pee out of my penis" about thirty seconds passed while he (Luke) was in deep thought. He then stated "My Mommy doesn't have a Penis, she goes pee-pee out of her butt". After that I couldn't look his Mom in the eye without thinking of this story and having a quiet giggle. And while I may not have an emaculate house and my hair and clothes are dishelved at times..at least I don't pee out of my butt!! |
Denecee | Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 09:30 am     LOL, Zachsmom! |
Wargod | Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 11:19 pm     I spent this evening with my neice and two nephews. On the way home, my 5 year old nephew was staring out the window, and he turned to me and said, "hey aunt Sandy, you know what?" I said, "what?" and he said, "my mom knows everything." I said "really, whats your dad know?" He very innocently replied, "nothing." LOL |
Aussiedeb | Friday, November 15, 2002 - 06:54 am     These stories are so funny. I needed a laugh today. Thanks |
Mybbusername | Friday, November 15, 2002 - 07:39 am     When my son was 2-3 years old we were chatting about where things come from...he was showing off his brillance by remiding me that milk is from cows, eggs are from chickens, bacon is from pogs, etc. But he completely floored me when he told me that cigarettes were from "Joe Camels". |
Mybbusername | Friday, November 15, 2002 - 07:45 am     After a particularly trying travel day with three adolescent boys, I was exhausted and VERY CRABBY. The kids seemed to sense this as they were doing their best to not annoy or aggravate me by being very quiet and cooperative. Nearing the end of our trip, it was very late. I pulled up to a convinience store and handed my then 8 year old son $5 and ask him to "Go see if they have ice". The tension was broken when he came back to the car, buckled his belt, and with the money still in his little fingers, reported to me "Yes, Mommy, they have ice". |
Draheid | Friday, November 15, 2002 - 08:18 am     The main road to our house passes a cemetary. One day shortly after we moved here about 7 years ago, our daughter, then 8 years old, noticed the grounds keepers had turned on the watering system to keep the cemetary green during the Texas summer heat. Well, she thought this rather strange so she turned to Mom and asked, "Mom, why are they watering the dead people?" To this day she hates that we remember and retell this story about her. |
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