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Pamy

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 09:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This is a great thread!! Thanks for starting and for all the great stories
When my son was 4 he asked the waiter at the restaurant for a 'booty seat', he meant booster seat, the waiter couldn't stop laughing!

Pamy

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 09:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
My 6 yr old, Dylan, and his friend were playing with a power ranger toy that shots little tiny plastic darts, Dylan’s friend accidentally shot a dart in Dylan’s mouth and he swallowed it. That night Dylan came running into my room and said “MOMMY!!, Mommy!! I shot a missle out of my butt!!!”I asked if it hurt and he said “No, but I had to push real hard”

Denecee

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 01:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
When my daughter was 9 yrs old, she went with her little friend's fathers house for the weekend. Her friend's dad lives about an hour away from us. I get a call that my daughter stuck a dime up her nose and couldn't get it out. I didn't know what to do so I told them to take her to the emergency room. She wasn't there very long when the dime came out of her mouth. That dime cost me $160.00!! To this day we, she gets teased about having any change.

Sia

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 04:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
At Wal-mart the other evening, my six-year-old son decided to demonstrate his reading ability by very OBNOXIOUSLY repeating each Wal-mart employee's name to him/her ad infinitum. He jumped an "Isaac" in the audio/video department and cornered a "Virginia" (more about her later) in domestics. When we checked out, though, he just made me laugh. While I was busily loading my purchases onto the converyor belt, he called the cashier "Densey," which was a name I've never heard before. I looked up from my cart to see the younger sister of a girl with whom I graduated high school.

I said, "Oh, hi, Denise." Guess he transposed a couple of letters: Denise/Densie. God bless the little fellow. He's mine and I'm keeping him!!! LOLOL!

Pamy

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 06:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I am waiting for the Virginia story, but I kinda have a feeling it is gonna rhyme with a female body part.....

Cjr

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 08:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
When my son was in 2nd grade (7 yrs old) he was a know it all in school. You know the kind that waves his hand all over until the teacher calls on him?

It was right before Thanksgiving and the teacher asked the class what to do to prepare a turkey for roasting.

My son waves his arm all over, "I KNOW, I KNOW!!" he yells. The teacher called on him and he says, "You remove his artichoke!" LOLOL.

The teacher had to call me and relate the story. Seems he gave my son this blank stare and then couldn't control his laughter.

Seems my son had heard us talking about artichoke hearts, cleaning turkeys and other great Thanksgiving meal traditions and got a bit confused. Unfortunately my son came home very embarrassed that day. (The teacher did feel horrible about laughing though!)

Kristylovesbb

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 09:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I have a story about my grandson. We had a birthday party celebrating his second birthday and the entire family was present. We stood the birthday boy up in a chair at the table in front of his cake while we sang Happy Birthday To You. Everyone noticed how embarrassed he was when his faced turned red and he rolled his eyes the entire time we sang. When we finished he looked at all of us and said "ya'll so tupid". We couldn't believe our ears and everyone burst out laughing. He may not have been able to pronounce the word correctly but we got the message!

Sia

Friday, November 15, 2002 - 10:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
No, Pamy, LOL, the story isn't that bad! As I was saying earlier, my two kids and I were at Wal-mart and I was looking for pillow protectors in the domestics department. My son had been pouncing on clerks all evening, pronouncing (or mis-pronouncing, as the case might be) their names REPEATEDLY to them and discussing their names with his little sister as if the clerks weren't even present.

We happened upon a "Virginia" who was putting away pillow cases, and my son virtually danced in her face, chanting her name over and over. Well, my daughter called the woman "Burginia" and then told Burginia that she had to pee, so we excused ourselves and headed for the bathroom back by the layaway department.

When our bathroom business was concluded, we headed back to Domestics, where Virginia was now straightening stock in the bedspreads section. My son loudly announced, "Look, Mom, it's another Virginia!"

I steered him down another aisle, telling him, "No, sweetie; it's the same woman in a different place." He insisted I was wrong, and wanted to know why I would say that she was the same woman. I told him that he could just LOOK AT THE WOMAN'S FACE and see that she was the same person we'd met earlier.

He maintained that New Virginia was an entirely separate and different person, and his little sister had to back her brother up by saying that the new Burginia was a different person that we hadn't yet met. I thought it was pretty cute, actually, but I'm afraid that people find my kids' constant TALKING (YAMMERING, REALLY!!) to be pretty annoying.

Geez, wonder where they inherited that trait????

Zachsmom

Saturday, December 14, 2002 - 07:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Holiday season upon us and I am sure those of you with kids they are saying some pretty comical stuff..Let's share!!!

In our house we put more emphesis on the birth of Christ at christmas time and less on Santa. We have a "birthday party" for Jesus on christmas with cake and all. My son asked "How many years of candles will we put on his cake?" I told him.."Well..there would be too many to put on the cake so we'll just put one on okay" ..he then looked at my mom and said "Is Jesus about as old as you Nana?" LOL..luckily my mom has a sense of humor..she laughed louder than I did!!!

Kady

Saturday, December 14, 2002 - 07:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks for bumping this up Zachsmom. This is one of my favorite threads. :)

Phatcat

Monday, December 16, 2002 - 12:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
A few of you know that I have played Santa for the last 12 years at a local Walmart. Each year, I tell the children that Christmas is the time when we celebrate the birth of Jesus. As I was talking to one little girl about this, her dad leaned down and said, "Tell old Santa what you do every night before you go to bed." The small child looked at her father with a puzzled expression on her face, then looked up at me and said....."PEE"!!!! I almost fell out of the chair, I was HO-HO-ing so hard.

One more...my daughter and son-in-law wanted to teach their 4-year-old daughter the correct names for her body parts. They spent more than a few minutes explaining to her about her vagina. A few days after this conversation, his parents invited them to an elegant dinner party with some friends of his dad's who were college professors. About half-way through the meal there was a lull in the conversation, at which point my granddaughter announced loundly..."I have a pagina!". LOLOL

Phatcat

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 05:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
When my aunts were young girls, the older one mixed a BC powder and told the younger one it was a delicious new drink.

Immediately after the younger aunt finished the drink, her older sister said..."That was poison. You have 5 minutes to live!"

They are now in their late 70's, and the younger aunt still gets upset if that story is mentioned. I laugh everytime they talk about it!

Jed245

Friday, December 20, 2002 - 04:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Phatcat I have a story similar to yours about the body parts.

My oldest neice was in kindergarten and just learned where her arms, head, face, eyes, ears, mouth, nose, legs, feet, and hands were. She was in the house announcing to everyone where everything was.

Then her dad out of being silly said "where's your brian". She responded and said " I don't have a brain daddy." hehe it was cute.


One more story... My nephew really looks up to me and both of my brothers one day my older brother was working on his car. My nephew was trying to help him ... handing him the wrong tools and things like that :o)

Later in the day my brother in law came down to pick up my nephew and take him home. Well badman (my nick name for my nephew) was telling his dad how he was working on the car. His dad said well did ya get it fixed? Badman said "Yep My did it my don't know how my done it, but, my did it"

It was very cute to see cause he couldn't say his I's very well and always said MY.

Jed :o)

Curious1

Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 09:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just yesterday I heard a news story about a local domestic abuse shelter that had gotten robbed and their christmas presents for the mothers and kids who stayed their were stolen. So I explain the story to my 5 year old who so very sweetly gave up some gifts to give to the kids. On the way there we talked more about it and he asked "mommy why would someone do that around christmas time?" and I said "I don't know honey, but I know god is really upset about it!". He said "Well SANTA sure isn't gonna be happy, THAT'S FOR SURE!" Ha! I guess I've told him "you better be good at christmas time, SANTA'S watching you" one to many times!

Suitsmefine

Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 09:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Curious, Great story...My DD read a story about the homeless in our state...She and DS got together and came up with plan to take food to them , grocery bags full of food that they could keep with them, I have to say it was my proudest moment...we will deliver them Christmas eve with the help of the Shelter Directors.They even fixed up goody bags with personal care products. I LOVE MY CHILDREN, They have really good hearts .....Kids can teach US soooo much sometimes

Zachsmom

Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 10:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
As I stated in an ealier post that we put more emphasis on the birth of Christ for Christmas than Santa Claus and materialism (well as much as you can with a 4 year old).We celebrate Christmas as a birthday party for Jesus.Yesterday I did a bunch of Christmas shopping, one of my stops was to get gifts for kids at Zachary's daycare (he goes to an in-home daycare with 5 other kids) I also wanted to get an "idea" of what my son wanted for Christmas. I bought the gifts for the kids and my mom and son went to do a bit of shopping on their own while I went back to the toy store to get Zacharys gifts. I found the cutest desk & chair for my son so I purchased it. Darned thing didn't fit into the trunk so I had to put it in the backseat of the car by Zacharys car seat. My son went nuts and automatically assumed it was for him.I informed my son that the desk was not for him but someone else and he very "strongly" stated "NO, I want it for me..please don't give it to Jesus!!"

Wargod

Sunday, December 22, 2002 - 11:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL, Zmom!

We too put alot of emphasis on the true reason for Christmas and the kids give gifts to Jesus at school.

I hoped that and the teaching of polite manners would be enough. Nope, not even close. The other day at Kota's class Christmas party, her teacher gave each of the kids a gift. The boys got crayons, the girls purses with little hair ribbons, barretts and brushes in it. I asked Dakota what she had to say to her teacher, and this isnt the least bit cute and made me want to hop into the nearest hle. She looked at her teacher and said, "This wasn't what I wanted."

Thank God her teacher is used to 4 year olds! After a quick talking to by me, little miss kota was over giving her an apology, a hug, and in tears.