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Suitsmefine

Tuesday, September 24, 2002 - 08:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Apparently in Mill Valley, CA. a customer asked for extra biscuits, went thru the drive thru, checked his order and found 2 bags of marijuana instead.....He returns the marijuana, gets his extra biscuits then calls the Police!!!!!ROTFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This story just cracked me up!!!!!!

Suitsmefine

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 04:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Gives a whole new meaning to the colonels special herbs and spices!!!!!

Gail

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 04:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Speaking of stupid things in the news . . .

I'm still shaking my head at the idiot who lit up a cigarette on a plane inbound to Colorado Springs this past weekend. She lit up in one of the bathrooms and then put it in the trash without getting it put out all the way and it started a fire.

One of the flight attendents put out the fire and the smoker was arrested and charged with 4th degree arson. I am wondering how long she was in jail - in Colorado the jails are all nonsmoking.

I just couldn't believe it when I heard about this - what in the spain posessed this person to light up a cigarette in the bathroom on an airplane? Definitely someone who needs to quit smoking.

Suitsmefine

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 06:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Then there was the guy who robbed the bank , writing his instruction note on the back of his OWN deposit slip.......Some people were just in the wrong line when brains were being handed out!!!

Pcakes2

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 06:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Believe it or not, I go to that KFC for lunch every so often....all I ever get is dried out chicken!

Suitsmefine

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 07:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Pcakes2,.....You didn't use the magic phrase"..Extra biscuits, please" Hehehehe!!!!

Costacat

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 07:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Are any of these folks up for the Darwin award? Cause some of 'em really do need to be removed from the gene pool!

I love that KFC one! Too funny.

Back in my very much long ago youth, my dad bought me a 10-speed from a hippie in Ocean Beach (a very hippie enclave, even to this day, here in San Diego). This was mid-70's mind you. You ought to see how we (my friends and I) went over the bike, looking for a secret "stash." Little did we know that all we'd have to do is visit our local KFC! LOL!

P.S. That bike did not have any secret anything. No stashes. No nothing!

Meme9

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 09:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL I couldn't help but laugh!

Hillbilly

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 09:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I guess when God was passing out brains, these folks thought he said 'trains' and asked for a nice, slow one.

Sia

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 12:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Costa, that Darwin Award is a hysterical list. Do you have a link for that? I think I might have deleted the last list I received pertaining to that. Thanks.

Suitsmefine

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 10:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I heard this "stupid criminal" story on the radio this morning......In El Paso a patron of the bar become upset when they refused to serve him more beer at closing time.....so He pulls a realistic looking pellet gun on the waitress at which time his prosthetic arm falls off along with the gun, He takes off and the police catch up with him a few blocks away, carrying his arm and gun!!!!!!LOL !!!!!

Silksmoke

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 10:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene and drove home. With the chain still attached to the machine. With their bumper still attached to the chain. With their vehicle's license plate still attached to the bumper.

Suitsmefine

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 10:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTFLOL!!!!! Silk, that IS FUNNY!!!!!!

Wargod

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 10:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Silk!

I heard one on the radio this morning that left me shaking my head, though I missed where it was.

Guy gets pulled over for having his nine year old son NOT seatbelted into the car. While the cop was writing the ticket for the boy not having a seat belt on he noticed that the guys case of beer was securly seatbelted in. Go figure.

Silksmoke

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 10:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFL War, does this guy need to attend a seminar on priorities?

Wargod

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 11:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd say so!

Suitsmefine

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 12:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Heard one the other day about the two guys who got nervous because a police car was behind them, so they pull into a gas station, so do the police....They pretend they are pumping gas....Police notice them and see that they aren't putting any gas in so they mosey over to the truck and start talking to the two men....they are talking in circles and extremely nervous, to make a long story short, they end up searching the truck and one of it's two gas tanks has been stuffed with marijuana!!!! Oh yea, if you don't want them getting suspicious try filling that tank!!!LOL!!!

Jo_5329

Wednesday, October 09, 2002 - 01:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Silks,

I bet the cops where just heading that direction to stop and get a soda or something, and probably were not paying any attention to those 2 at all until they started acting suspicious!

Jo

Jed245

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 01:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
On the subject of pot... I heard one on a radio station "morons in the news" A man walking home from an abandoned house was carring a recently harvested pot plant. He gets to a crossing just as the light turns red so he can cross the street and smiles at the first driver who is looking at him and says " Can you believe I'm carrying this pot plant around in the middle of the day?"

The Driver of the car 27 year old police officer miller responded "Can you believe I'm a cop on my way to work?"

The man was arrested on the spot.

Fluff

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 09:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
womp...womp...woooooop

Essence

Monday, November 04, 2002 - 12:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sia, did you ever get the address to the Darwin awards? If not, here it is. http://www.darwinawards.com/ Enjoy.

Sia

Monday, November 04, 2002 - 07:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks, Essence; I didn't find that address among the gems I have saved in one of my "generic" e-mail accounts.

Theowl

Tuesday, November 05, 2002 - 09:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Here's a really funny story from my hometown paper. I hope this works. I can't transfer very well.


Deputy Injured When Hit by Speeding CarNovember 04, 2002
      Almena Township - A Van Buren County Sheriff's deputy was injured Tuesday night in Almena Township after he was hit by an unidentified female driver traveling at a high rate of speed, according to the Michigan State Police post in Paw Paw.
      Ron Douglas, Jr., was expected to be released Wed-nesday from Bronson Methodist Hospital, Kalamazoo, where he was kept overnight for observation, according to Lt. Bill Lux of the Van Buren County Sheriff's Office.
      According to the Michigan State Police post, Douglas was traveling eastbound on M-43, near County Road 652, and was in the process of completing a left hand turn when his 2003 patrol car was sideswiped by an eastbound vehicle traveling at an estimated speed of over 90 mph.
      Lux said the patrol car received extensive damage.
      The female, who was not injured, told police that she looked down at her vehicle's speedometer prior to the crash and it was "close to 90 mph," according to the police report.
      She also told police that she often raced from Van Buren County to Kalamazoo County to beat her previous speed record.
      The accident remains under investigation.
      Assisting at the scene were members of the Michigan State Police post, Paw Paw, the Paw Paw Fire Department, the Paw Paw Quick Response Team and Van Buren Emergency Medical Services.

Grooch

Friday, November 08, 2002 - 12:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Imagine His Surprise...
Thu Nov 7, 8:01 AM ET

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian police are looking for a phony sorcerer who conned a man into believing he was invisible and could rob banks, the Jam-e Jam newspaper said Thursday.



Customers at a Tehran bank quickly overpowered the deluded robber after he started snatching banknotes from their hands.


Appearing in court, the repentant thief said he paid five million rials ($625) to a man who gave him some spells and told him to tie them to his arm to become invisible.


"I made a mistake. I understand now what a big trick was played on me," the would-be bank robber was reported as telling the judge. His name was not given.

Suitsmefine

Wednesday, November 20, 2002 - 08:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
In Pennsylvania ... a guy hits a school bus, is taken to jail and when being interviewed about the cause of the accident, tells the Officers, " Well, I was up all night making phoney checks and I fell asleep at the wheel"??????? The police check out his place and sure enough, lots of phoney cheks, A HUGE COUNTERFEIT RING GOT BUSTED!!!To evade a ticket, he roped himself into MAJOR Federal charges!!! How dumb was this guy???