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TV ClubHouse: Archives: Loofah, Anyone?: Archive through November 01, 2002

Hillbilly

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<hillbilly point everyone approaching 40 over to the 'bifocal' thread....40 is the magic age for glasses>

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Scootersmom....If you actually use the corncobs, You will need to have a jar of vaseline as well as the "powder" afterwards!!

Scootersmom

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG Suits....!! and I thought turning 40 was baaaddd..LOL

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG, Like we women need anything else to adorn ourselves with....what with all the sagging and bagging going on I don't need my eyesight drooping on me too!!!!

Urgrace

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<Kind of a relief - get it behind us and move on>

Gal, it does move on to the behind.

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I just keep telling myself that 40 is goooooood!!!!It will be OK!!! ( Even I don't believe me)

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I wonder....can you make loofah wine? I mean with all the things Weinermr came up with......maybe, just maybe, LOOFAH LIQUER!!!!

Goddessatlaw

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Urgrace, I started getting the middle age spread (on my waistline for pete's sake) in the last year. The Atkins diet is the only thing I've tried which has attacked it and removed it. I thought I was going to lose my mind trying to get rid of it. Mom's never told us "middle age spread" wasn't just a joke - it's a real damn thing, and I resent it. PTL for loofahs, alpha hydroxies, retin-A and Atkins.

Goddessatlaw

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 06:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd drink loofah liqueur, as long as it didn't taste like sterno and had no carbs.

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 06:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Middle age spread....Good grief !!!! When Goddess gave those measurements earlier, I thought she meant how many inches from the ground those areas were hanging!!!LOL!!

Urgrace

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 06:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If loofah looks like okra and some people eat it like okra then does it taste like okra?

Suits, maybe you should consult the net on harvesting okra? Since it's a vegetable, it must not be freeze proof.

Goddessatlaw

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 06:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL!!

Urgrace

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 06:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Suits!

Hillbilly

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 06:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Suits...maybe you can smoke it. Just remember not to inhale!

Zachsmom

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 06:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey Suits.. I'd love to buy a few from you!(?) I am serious.

I am a fellow gardener and I never knew you could grows those..Amazing!!

You guys are cracking me up too..

Juju2bigdog

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 07:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey Suits, want me to market them for you? We could give one free with each purchase of a Jujugoat doll. (I know, I know, the free part doesn't sound so good, but I'll just hike the price of the dolls to cover some profit for you)

Get your Jujugoat dolls here, folks! Free loofah with every purchase!

Fanny

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hahaha Juju at first I read "want me to *mark* them for you

Meggieprice

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Forty? Puhleeeeeeze! I don't want to hear it! !

Neko

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
*Peeks into the thread then runs away before some of the "older members"(Only in body guys..your minds are more immature than mineIn the good way) grab her for being...er...younger*

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OK, you guys!!! Hillbilly, I am on my 3rd day with the patch... TO QUIT SMOKING!!!! You just had to bring that up(Please God, don't let me sneak out to the patch tonight!!!)Juju, What's in it for me? (besides you marking them?)LOL!!!Urgrace, there is ALWAYS okra in my garden...I LOVE IT!!!And there is plenty in the freezer! I just don't think I'm supposed to let the loofah freeze BEFORE I harvest it!LOL Zachsmom, Just let one of the Mods. know your address( my e-mail is still fried) and I will send you some!Now as for all of you....I LEAVE FOR A FEW MINUTES TO READ BED TIME STORIES AND TUCK THE KIDS INTO BED AND YOU WERE HAVING FUN WITHOUT ME!!! P.S. Zachsmom, I LOVE GARDENING SO LET'S TALK!!!

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Meggieprice, SORRY!!! I just remember when I was 18 and thought 40 was OLD!!! Now here I am and I am kicking and screaming every inch of the way!!!

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Did Goddess bring up those cucumbers again... Everyone seems to have scattered!!LOL!!

Goddessatlaw

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Funny you should mention that, Suits - I was casing the cucumbers at the grocery store this afternoon. But I didn't have time to stand around and fondle them, and of course one must always have the perfectly proportioned and textured cucumber or none at all. So no cucumbers for me tonight. PS THEY'RE TO REDUCE SWELLING IN MY EYES, ya perv.

Suitsmefine

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
P.S......ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself! If you are fondling the produce ....YOU ARE THE PERV!!! LOL

Zachsmom

Friday, November 01, 2002 - 08:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If that's what you call it Goddess..more power to ya..:)