Juju2bigdog | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:13 pm     Yessirree, 5 jujugoat dolls for Adven. Here you go, and LUCKY YOU! We are running a buy five get one free special.* Wink, you want the regular jujugoat dolls, or the squirrel ones? Get your JUJUGOAT dolls here folks!
* (not really, I'm just sucking up so I can keep hawking them here) |
Gail | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:20 pm     Now, I'm not greedy or anything but I'm wondering if I am going to get any royalties off of these jujugoats? I mean, I have the real deal here in my neighbor's back yard. |
Halfunit | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:30 pm     Visionary Smackdown 2002 !! |
Juju2bigdog | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 08:48 pm     Not to worry, Gail. The check is in the mail.
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Rabbit | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 08:58 pm     Dear Adven, Five days was a long time for you to leave your post with my problem still unresolved. You are well informed about the type of ass I was looking for and I anxiously await its arrival. In the meantime you appear to be using the same discount online livestock broker as before. When your fighting c@ck arrived it turned out to have little fight left in it. It succumbed after a very short encounter with my aforementioned silly goose neighbor and is lying limp and lifeless in the driveway. Please arrange for its removal. As for your donkey, I have dug a pit to confine it in my front yard. The neighborhood oversight committee has now served notice that nobody wants to look at Adven’s big fat ass’ hole when they drive by. Should I move? Cooped up in Portland |
Bigd | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 09:01 pm     "nobody wants to look at Adven’s big fat ass’ hole when they drive by." from Rabbit's post belongs in a "Best Lines From Posters Thread". Could this get any funnier? |
Juju2bigdog | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 09:07 pm     Just might, Bigd, stick around. Point to the worthless hare.
Oh, and could I interest you in one of these adorable Jujugoat dolls? Sort of a souvenir of the thread? |
Geogirl | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 09:18 pm     O M G You guys all crack me up!!! I'm here to see the fight! Juju I will take a couple of those dolls too, they are all the rage in Canada!! |
Juju2bigdog | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 10:37 pm     You got it, Geo! |
Moondance | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 11:11 pm     Thanks for the JujuIluvsquirrelsDoll... could you send it to my friend Winks? As the Excutive Producer of the Weinermr-Adven Smack Down! I name the Jujugoat doll as our #1 sponsor and mascot! Waiting to to get the contracts signed by the boys so we can get the show on the road! |
Wargod | Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 11:43 pm     May I please order a Jujugoatdoll? Oh, and how much do they cost? |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 05:28 am     ROFLMAO!! |
Adven | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 06:33 am     Well, this is just getting lovelier and lovelier. My dignified advice column is dropping like a rock into the twilight zone. Maybe if I answer some mail we can get it back on track. Dear Cooped: I'm getting a little concerned that you are becoming overly obsessed with my ass. I had originally intended to send you eight more donkeys, but that would obviously be assinine. I do appreciate the work you've been doing. I know digging at your ass hole is a thankless task. I've talked to my family vet, Big Earl of "Big Earl's Animal Hospital and Bait Shop" and he told me to warn you that you should keep the donkey and the rooster I sent you separated. They don't get along. He said he winces to think of what might happen if the c@ck got into the ass hole. Keep me informed. |
Weinermr | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 09:12 am     I don't mean to butt in, but it seems that the specter of animal husbandry (ahem) is rearing it's ugly head (ahem) all of a sudden. I think we need to penetrate this mystery. I'm a little behind in my reading, but I think this needs to be explored. My schedule is tight, but I think I can fit it in. |
Mystery | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 09:43 am     Hey! Do I go around talking about how we have to "penetrate this Weinermr?" Hmph. |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 09:49 am     LOL! I think it all needs to be properly analyzed. |
Wink | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 09:51 am     Moonie I think your Adven\Weinermr Smackdown has progressed to the realm of Last Man Standing (or kneeling) Ultimate Bumble. |
Hillbilly | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 09:56 am     This thread has been rated 'R' by the thread association. Not suitable for minors under the age of 17.  |
Karuuna | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 09:57 am     Hillbilly, can I see a picture ID please? |
Weinermr | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 09:58 am     Oops sorry Mystery. I don't usually have a problem with premature evaluation.  |
Bob2112 | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 10:03 am     <...peeks in, still feels too much like a "newbie" to join, sneaks back out...> |
Mystery | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 10:16 am     Weinermr! |
Kstme | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 10:17 am     <ditto bob> BUT...I am on the floor laughing myself sick! Coffee all over the puter and screen! Warning should be applied when reading this thread...NO LIQUID BEVERAGES ALLOWED! |
Ocean_Islands | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 10:28 am     What the sam hill is going on in this thread? |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 10:29 am     aaaahhhaaa Bob, we already spotted you. |