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Babyruth

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I've noticed that when it comes to threads like this, we can always count on Weinermr to rise to the occasion.

Rabbit

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

Apparently, there is supposed to be some sort of smackdown, whatever that is, to take place here between you and Weinermr. I suspect since Weinermr and Moondance are involved it will be some sort of smooching contest as I observe them smooching each other in their folders all the time.

Now, I have nothing against all elmers. Heck, some of my best friends are elmers, but I have no inclination to give or receive smooches from the males of your species. I will wait until this sordid business is done before seeking further expert counsel on my problem with the offending goose.

In the meantime, I am forwarding your vanquished and limp fighting c@ck to Weinermr. Perhaps he can immerse it in a boiling cauldron and render the fat. I believe it would make an excellent lubricant to assist him in entering in, or exiting out, or plunging in or pulling out or thrusting in, or withdrawing out of this thread.

Will this take long?

Cooped up in Portland

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
What do you mean by long?

Juju2bigdog

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Errrrrrrr ... Wonder if I should whip up a few donkey and rooster dolls?

Ocean, which one is named Sam Hill? Adven's ass? or Weinermr's fighting c@ck?

<ships out a Jujugoat doll to wargod and a couple Jujugoatskwerldawgs to Moondance>

Get your Jujugoat dolls here!!! Cheap at twice the price!

Wargod

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
HAhahaahahaha......I'm on the floor laughing with Kstme, though I'm spitting mountain dew at the screen!

Bob, might as well jump in with both feet, er, whatever....you've already been spotted!

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Juju, I think some people are already getting too excited - you better keep any talk of whips out of this discussion.

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
By the way, y'all should be quite appreciative. It's not every day that anyone is able to get Juju's goat. Even for the right price.

Babyruth

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, Weinermr, Juju is just saying that to get your goat.


Hey, where IS your goat?

Babyruth

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Always kidding around, eh, Weinermr? You beat me by 1/2 second.

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 11:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yep BR, by a whisker.

Oh and y'all better be nice to Juju, and no one better tell her to chevre it.

Wcv63

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 01:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh my. Oh my. Oh my.

I can't believe it. I'm actually blushing. At least that's what I'm assuming is happening. Between the ass hole and the limp fightingcock I suddenly felt a rush of blood suffuse my face.

I don't consider myself a prude, nor do I consider myself particularly prone to embarrassment but when it was advised to keep the fightingcock away from the ass I admit it. I blushed.

If I may interject what I believe may be a solution to the problem? The fightingcock simply requires some Viagra. I've been told that one pill will bring the limpest fightingcock back to life. The ass may be calmed with an application of Preparation H. I have heard that even the most inflamed asses have responded to this treatment.

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 01:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wcv, are you volunteering to apply the "cure"?

Bigd

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Will we be allowed to watch?

Wargod

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm pretty sure I don't want to watch Wcv apply preperation to Adven's a$$!

Though it might be fun to watch her get some viagra into the fightingcock, lol. I hear them things are viscious.

Adven

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Time to open the old mail bag and answer some of the pressing questions raised since I last logged on.

Dear Sam Hill:
OI, the best way to describe all this is as the Synchronicity thread, minus the redeeming qualities. Of course, you can thank Rabbit and Weinermr for this, as I have refused to involve myself with all the sexual and scatological inneundo. By the way, have I told you the problem I'm having with my ass?

Dear Cooped:
Yes.

Dear Wcv:
I have some experience with inflamed asses - my ex was one while we when through the divorce - and I'm not sure preparation H will do the trick. I rubbed some on her face and various extremities and, if you can believe it, she didn't calm down a bit. In fact, just the opposite. I mention this in case anyone out there is dealing with an inflamed ass anywhere in their personal life. I'd try reasoning with them first and save the Preparation H as a last resort.

Juju2bigdog

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh dear!

Step right up, folks. Bet your Jujugoat dolls right here!!! Er, Get, get them here. We whip daily! Ship, we ship daily.

Oh dear!

Wcv63

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh no, nononononono...I will not run if nominated, and I will not serve if elected.

Any application and/or medication of the ass and fightingcock are best applied and/or administered by the owners and/or caretakers of said ass and fightingcock.

Pssst...Wargod...fightingcocks are only vicious when their drive to ummmmm....fight is thwarted. I would advise said owner of the limp fightingcock that if indeed Viagra is administered the fightingcock should be allowed to fight or it may start to turn blue and start to bawl. Who wants a blue bawling fightingcock?

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sexual in my window? What are you talking about??

Wcv63

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven...

I've heard that Prep H only fails to work on the tightest asses. Perhaps your ex fits into the tightass catagory?

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wcv - did you say elected or erected?

Never mind.

Adven

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Wcv:
My ex fits into many categories and "tight ass" is certainly one of them. I'm a little embarrassed to realize I could probably have saved my marriage had I only known Preparation H only works if the recipient is suitably relaxed. I'm not sure I'd be mending any fences, though, to suggest to her that our marriage ended because she was a tight ass. Maybe I'll buy some Prep. H, wait until she loosens up a bit and then spring it on her. Wcv, I think you've just been part of a heart-warming marital reconciliation!

Wcv63

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 02:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven,

I'd be careful with that "springing" as that warmth you are predicting may very well be coming from the place your ex may try to send you should you make any sudden moves.

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 03:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Adven:

I don't think it would be the heart that would be warming. Just a thought.

Signed,

Sleepless in CA

Zed

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 03:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
After reading this thread,I have a throbbing urge for a cigarette and a cocktail.......or is that a c@ck tail?.....or is this a c@ck tale?......

Wargod

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 03:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL! That's all I'm saying....LOL!