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Donut

Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 10:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I figure everyone must have at least one funny, or cosmic fortune cookie experience.....


My dad once got one that actually said "People are sickened by the sight of you"!
I think the owners felt so bad they gave him a free meal!

My dad-in-law just got one last week that said "You love chinese food"
Its even funnier cuz he actually ended up having it three times that week!

Seamonkey

Saturday, June 22, 2002 - 11:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I've had so many, but my favorite one just said

"Fun, wasn't it?"

Abbynormal

Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 12:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You know, you are supposed to put the words "in bed" after every fortune cookie message, usually makes for some funny stuff.

Bob2112

Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 02:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Donut, did you just see what Abby implied! (j/k)

...I just reread that it's about your dad, not you. Still shocking...

Ketchuplover

Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 03:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm gonna bite your butt :)

Donut

Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 03:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ketchup, doesnt that sentiment belong more in the thread where you are eating everyone?....

Bob, my family does do the "under the covers" bit. My poor dad.....

Bob2112

Sunday, June 23, 2002 - 05:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OUCH!
bob
bite