Alteredartist | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:46 am     Tracy, Thanks! Citified trash... works for me. LOL! |
Hillbilly | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:47 am     ..altered...you is definitely white trash... |
Fuzzybear | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:48 am     Altered that's easy just put it out on the front porch. Just last year I went to a kiddie party and my sister in law put the couch out back so we'd all have somewhere to sit. No one will care about a little ol' spring out there. |
Hillbilly | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:50 am     ...OMG fuzzy....lol...that is definitely white trash...... |
Alteredartist | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:51 am     Thanks guys! I am so happy to be "officially citified white trash." Does this mean I can do the Springer show now? |
Grannygrunt | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:56 am     Ok, can't stand the pressure..........I was born in a little town outside of Jackson, MS that ain't even on no map. Lived 5 miles outside that little ole bitty town, so I was real country trash. Then got married and moved on up to live in a trailer but at least then I was trailer trash. Then moved to the Delta with moonshine stills and became white trash. Then moved up to NORTH MISSISSIPPI and became city trash. So I guess the with next move I'll become country trash because now down here it has become fashionable to live in the country and have an acre or two. |
Mjpinvt | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:56 am     You can have white trash from the east... but you gotta make sure it rural east... like me.. can't get much more eastern rural than Vermont! |
Fuzzybear | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:56 am     Well Hillbilly I have self proclaiming in laws. Proud to be white trash. I think they try real hard. I think last year when I got the invite to my inlaws wedding and they were registered at WalMart and had the reception at the clubhouse of their trailer park it all hit home. I'm just lucky my husband grew up embarrassed and decided to break the mold. |
Cliotheleo | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:57 am     Yep, sure am and so are my people. But as trashy as we may be we've NEVER been on national television with our legs up in the air saying "I'm just trying to see what I look like in different sexual postions," ......... and BEEN PROUND OF IT!!! |
Grannygrunt | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:58 am     (see getting country and had double post. don't even know how to work the puter. mod please delete the first post. thanks.) Ok, can't stand the pressure..........I was born in a little town outside of Jackson, MS that ain't even on no map. Lived 5 miles outside that little ole bitty town, so I was real country trash. Then got married and moved on up to live in a trailer but at least then I was trailer trash. Then moved to the Delta with moonshine stills and became white trash. Then moved up to NORTH MISSISSIPPI and became city trash. So I guess the with next move I'll become country trash because now down here it has become fashionable to live in the country and have an acre or two. And yes I still have a garden with purple hull peas, butter beans, orka, tomatoes and field corn. Good ole country meal can still be had at my humble abode. Make a pot roast and fix cornbread and you got it made in the shade. Along with "southern tea". 2 cups of sugar to a gallon of tea. |
Hillbilly | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:03 am     ..its lookin like this is turnin into 'The White Trash Anonymous' support group..come on all of you'uns out there that are still in denial...it's easy....just stand up and say "howdy, my name's [insert name] and i'm white trash".... |
Hillbilly | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:06 am     ...wonder if we's can get the moderator to change the message title to 'The White Trash Anonymous Support Group'...then's we can all sign in and confess our white trash ways...so far's i can tell Fuzzy and Twinkle are the most white trash... |
Earthmother | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:07 am     I'm so White Trash I don't go outside on Thursday's cuz that's when the garbage men come by. Maybe they can just set her out on the curb Thursday morning and not have to see her leave. |
Alteredartist | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:08 am     Love southern tea! My grandmother came to visit and was amazed that she could not order southern tea up here in yankee land. And no one has mentioned Black Eyed Peas... yum. Hmmmm, and I was having an identiy crisis, guess I just needed to think this through a bit more. |
Fuzzybear | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:11 am     Clio I never made myself THE desert laying on the kitchen table...oh wait sorry... Granny Ever heard of tea syrup? You take two cups of tea and add two cups of sugar. It makes a nice syruppy mix and all you need to do is put two teaspoons in the bottom of the glass and fill the rest with water. And Hillbilly I am more of a GBA (Guilty By Association) Trash. (sign of denial?) |
Chandler | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:12 am     Ok, I'll join the support group -- I guess I'm white trash, cause I live in small town USA in the middle of Wisconsin. But, I do live on the EAST side of our county -- does that count for anything?? |
Biloxibelle | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:18 am     Have to chime in from the Mississippi Gulf Coast. I proudly claim to be white trash. Gonna get even trashier sellin the house in the subbievision and movin out to 4 acres Where we can grow our own food, ride dem toys and don't even want to tell ya what the catfish pond (for added trash status) is costin to put in. But....I now know the secret to class thanks to Chiara. Next time we have city company and I want to impress em I will spin around on the lazy susan with my legs pointing to heaven as I spew sexual comments. Still not impressed hummm I will invite them to the WC to view my creation. Gotta work right??? |
Guiltyviewer | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:18 am     Now I'm REALLY confused!! I was born in the deep South but my family's from New York on one side and Mississippi/Louisiana on the other. Was raised in the good ole South and durn proud of it (well mostly--don't like prejudice at all and there's still lots of that around in places unfortunately). Married a bona fide New Yorker, we've lived in a trailer twice when moving for job relocations but regular houses mostly, have lived in the Northeast AND the South (plus other places), and I really love to drink Manhattans!!!! Wonder if I oughta get a multiple personality sose I can handle all my different levels of 'pure trash' and 'pure class' ala the Chiara Method of Worth Scale! Nah, I'll just go fix a Manhattan and make a toast to Roddy's eminent departure on Thursday! Cheers! |
Alaginger | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:24 am     Hmmmmmm!!!! Trying to do my mathematical equations here: Age 0 to 5 ---- lived EastCoast Florida Age 5 to 11 --- lived in Hampton Roads area, Va Age 11 to 21 -- Northern Alabama Age 21 to 45 -- Southern Louisiana Age 45 to 53 -- Space Shuttle Disaster, back to Florida for employment reasons. Age 53 to 58 -- Back to Alabama - Tend to Parents Age 58 to 61 -- Back to Louisiana - Grandkids Okay.....19 years East Coast 42 years --- not East Coast Errrhhh... 42 divided by 61 equals = 68.85% Alright......I'm almost 70% White Trash Or......you can call me Traveling White Trash Or..... is this called "Taking Out The Garbage"? |
Guiltyviewer | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:28 am     Biloxibelle!!! What a coincidence---your lovely little burg is where I made my entrance into this ole world---my daddy was military assigned overseas so my mamma had me in the hospital at Keesler AFB! I love Biloxi because that's where I met my future hubby, too, a New Yorker a long way from home at the time working and learning how wonderful we Southern belles can be. What I wouldn't give to have a plate full of fried catfish and some fresh okra and a tall glass of 'sweet tea' to wash it all down! I envy your upcoming relocation and wish you all the best---and if ya really wanna impress those visitin' city folk, be sure to be hospitable enough to offer to perform a variety of s*e*x acts on 'em...I hear that's real popular in Chiara's neighborhood! |
Piratesbay | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:28 am     Clearly, and not for nuttin', I am not trash. Okay, some people's trash is someone else's treasure, and I prefer to side with the ones who see me as treasure. I am pure Michigan treasure. |
Shadowkat | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:29 am     I'm proud to be 100% white trash...I've lived in the Chicago area my entire life. |
Blinky | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:36 am     Then is rubbish what you call a born and breed east coaster who decides to settle down on the west coast? (no offense intended) |
Guiltyviewer | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:41 am     You are definitely a 'treasure' around here, PB!! (and aren't you fancy quotin' ole Will Shakespeare there...you been hangin' out with Gerry lately?!) |
Jaxrock | Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 07:51 am     Thank you Grannygrunt for stating what everyone else here forgot about...the different "types" of white trash. 1. White Trash 2. Trailer Trash 3. Low-life White Trash And which one I am is determined by the mood I wake up in (even tho I don't and never have lived in a trailer, I can still pull off the 'tude) |