Archive through June 17, 2002
MoveCloseDeleteAdmin

The ClubHouse: Archives: How would you like to be cooked?: Archive through June 17, 2002

Ketchuplover

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I've decided to eat everyone here at the clubhouse. However,to show that I'm still a nice guy I'm giving you the chance to determine how you will be cooked. I also want to know what I'll be drinking. What type of music will there be if any? This can take place wherever you desire! Ain't I a sweetheart :)

I want details details details

Here's looking at you and salivating kid :)

Buttercup

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Er, Ketchup....the nurse is here to see you....
Ketchup's nurse

Wargod

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hehehehe, Butter.........why is the nurse wearing slippers though?

Fsuanni

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well......hmmmmmm, interesting concept. I never actually gave much thought as to how I would like to be prepared to be eaten. "Cooked" sort of turns me off. I was thinking more of Sushi, but if I must be cooked: How about dividing the body parts, using only the choice pieces and sauteing them in white wine with vegetable broth, garlic and onion. Don't forget to tenderize the meat first. Marinating might not be a bad idea too.
After slowly cooking them until tender, add artichokes, mushrooms, chopped leek and canned diced tomatoes or if you prefer fresh ones. Season with cilantro, cayenne or one of Emeril's seasonings that you particularly fancy and serve over cooked pasta.
I would suggest a 1999 French Savingnon Blanc for your drink and for music, Barbra Streisand and some quiet jazz.
Of where would I like to be partaken? Hmmmmm....on a balcony in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills, overlooking the lights below. A small table with a candlelight centerpiece and surrounded by flowering plants. I would suggest a simple green salad in preparation of the meal or maybe a small bowl of asparagus soup. And for dessert, let me see, Tiramisu, but of course.

Stop salivating and get busy. You have your work cut out for you. And I must run and ask forgiveness for my sins and pray for a safe journey for my soul before this process begins.

Enjoy!!!! Bon Appétit

(I must be a psycho too. But it was a fun and creative exercise.)

Tess

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 10:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<drops off a straight-jacket for Ketchup>

Oregonfire

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
with fava beans and a nice chianti

Bob2112

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bedtime, fsuanni. Lights out now!
I get another hour since I'm in the central time zone!

Ketchup, could you save me a stack of fsu anni's pancreas for breakfast?
pancakes
I'd like some with maple syrup and butter. Not buttercup. (Well maybe!)

bob

Wink

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
123

Heard a rumour they've saved a seat for you Ketchup.

Neko

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
. . .

I'd like to check off the box saying "No" to being eaten Thank you.

I have a nice white coat for you Ketchup...and a nice big white padded room too..

Just come here and put this nice white jacket on..

Buttercup

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bob??? aaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee scared Buttercup

Fsuanni

Saturday, June 15, 2002 - 11:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, heck y'all. If Steve and Bob are ready for a white coat and padded room, what must you think of me. I have a feeling Steve must have watched Silence of the Lambs tonight.

At any rate, I hope I didn't offend anyone with my creative effort. It really was a fun exercise.

And Bob, take note that it is now 2:32 and I haven't even had my shower yet. My kitties are patiently waiting for their bedtime snack and it's almost time for breakfast. I'd forgotten how addictive these boards can be.

You may have my pancreas, Bob, but I think my liver, most likely, should be tossed down the garbage disposal. Just a guess.

Nitey Nite all, Anni

Llkoolaid

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 08:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I've been "baked" before and "fried" and even "toast" but the only thing that I have ever had "cooked" is my goose. The only thing I want anyone to eat is my dust.

Knightpatti

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 09:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ketchup did you get tired of ketchup? No cooking of me. I will stick to vegetables.

Ketchuplover

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 09:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Stick to vegetables? How dost thou mean that?

fsuanni-thanks for an intelligent response-I will savor every bite :)

Myjohnhenry

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 10:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
1

Babyruth

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 01:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Cannibal Jokes

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his uncle in the woods?

Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.

The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't you done eating yet?" The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."

Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.

One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like!

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.

Have you heard about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.

What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.

What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader.

What do cannibals make out of politicians?
Bologna sandwiches.

What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.

A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, "You can kill me or you can eat me, but I'm tired of getting stuck for drinks."

Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?

Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, "Gee, I hate my mother-in-law." The 2nd replies, "So, try the potatoes.

Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.

A cannibal visited his neighbor to admire his new refrigerator. "What is the storage capacity?" the man asked."I'm not exactly sure," the neighbor replied. "But it at least holds the two men that brought it."

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just can't seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are FRIARS!"

These two cannibals kill a missionary. They argue for a while about how to divide him up, when finally, one of them says, "Okay. You start at the head and I'll start at the feet."
So they begin their tasty feast. After a while one of them says, "Hey, this is really great. I'm having a ball."
"Slow down!" cries the other cannibal "You're eating too fast!"

One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25. The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?"
The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"

Two ferocious cannibal chiefs sat licking their fingers after a large meal. "Your wife makes a delicious roast," one chief said.
"Thanks," his friend said, "I'm gonna miss her!"

Ketchuplover

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 02:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
chomp chomp chomp chomp :)

Spygirl

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 03:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
...battered and deep fried, served with french fries, hushpuppies, and tarter sauce.....

Whoami

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 07:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think you should cook that b*tch from the Forest Service who started the Hayman Fire in Colorado.

Roasted slowly over an open flame........

Oregonfire

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 07:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And the Award for the Least Likely Thread to Catch On goes to...Ketchuplover, aka "Takes Just Like Chicken!"

Ketchuplover

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 08:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oregonfire. I'm gonna bite your butt :)

Wink

Sunday, June 16, 2002 - 09:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmmmm. From the look of this thread the short bus is going to be filled to capacity.

Ketchuplover

Monday, June 17, 2002 - 03:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
this thread will soar like the eagles :)

Zed

Monday, June 17, 2002 - 04:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
giggles Wink...!!

Tntitanfan

Monday, June 17, 2002 - 07:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Slow cooker with equal parts of red wine, soy sauce, and STRONG coffee, adding baby onions and mushrooms toward the end