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Kittee3

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted on another forum:

The following is from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants " by Dave Pilkey.

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = snippy
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = heiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

using my real name I become "Buttercup Chucklechunks" ... my hubby (had different last name) becomes "gidget diaperbrain"

using kittee3 (kittee three)I become "tulefel waffeltush" :)

Neko

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 01:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ooooooh.
We had this a while ago and then it got archived but I don't remember what it is.
Yeah1!!

Real Name- Booger Chickenmouth

Kittie Katt- Tulefel Diapersniffer

The name I'd want would be Gidget Giggle-Tushie.
Heheheneko

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes we did have this a while back. Mine is Tulefel Bubblenose :)

Tksoard

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tulefel Bubblebuns here!!

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 02:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That is pretty close TK. :)

Yuhuru

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The Bubblehead family consists of Poopsie, Zippy and Zippy Jr. (and my son is not a Jr. using real first names)

Alaskagal

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 03:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My real name would either be Lumpy Gerbilchunks or Buttercup Gerbilchunks (using the nickname I am called). Using my Alaskagal it would be Poopsie Diaper.

LOL

Lobster

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Using my real name, I am Loopy Chickenbrain.
Using Lob Ster, I am Lumpy Gerbilbuns.

Well, at least I'm not a booger. LOL (sorry Neko)

Jewels

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Booger Gerbillips....just fabulous!

Webkitty

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Snotty Diaper Sniffer!!!!!!! OMG!

As webkitty I am: Crusty Cootie Gerbil

Littlebreeze

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 04:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm Poopsie from a long line of Bubblechunks.

Kittee3

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<<We had this a while ago and then it got archived but I don't remember what it is. >>

<<Yes we did have this a while back. >>

Sorry about repost. :( This was new to me and folks were having so much fun with it that I wanted to share :)

Angelnikki

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Buttercup girdlechuncks here LOL

using angel nikki i am fluffy cootie butt
ha ha :)

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thank's for sharing Kittee. :) It's not exactly the same because my name came out different with this one.

Moondance

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That's alright Kittee:) It has been recycled 3 times now... it's always fun!

Poopsie GerbilHead

(hmmm that's even a new one at that!)

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Poopsie Gerbilhead? LOL You couldn't have made that up if you wanted to.

Moondance

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's a good one, huh? MissTulefel Bubblenose!:)

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 05:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, Bubblenose isn't as bad as booger chickenmouth or snotty diapersniffer. LOL

Moondance

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
MissBubblenose is VERY cute!

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think so to. :o)

Flint

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sounds better than Snotty Bubblefanny.

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 06:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Snotty Bubblefanny in a thong.

Tksoard

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 07:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Personnally, I like Bubblebuns the best!!

Tess

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 07:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oh good grief! Loopy Wafflebuns. :)

Misslibra

Wednesday, May 08, 2002 - 07:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tessy would you like some syrup with that? ;o)