Archive through October 05, 2001
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Archive through October 05, 2001
Kstme | Monday, October 01, 2001 - 09:40 pm     DONUT...gonna get you!! You can post, you know you can...come on...CONTINUE THAT SENTENCE!!! (you know WHERE!)  |
Moondance | Monday, October 01, 2001 - 09:59 pm     Bichon Rescue |
Spygirl | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 06:18 am     Three Doggies Own ME!!!!! 1). dachshund -- Toby "Pee" (because that is all he did as a puppy) -- and he weighs 21 pounds (!!!) He is 6 and incredibly spoiled. I just call him Toby, but his "full name" is on his ACK card 2). pomeranian -- "Prince" Henry -- he is hyper, snootie (hence the name), and adorable! Henry is 8. 3). cocker/mix -- Jessie -- she is 15 years old, has arthiritis, doesn't see or hear quite as well as she used to, but she still plays like a puppy and keeps the little boys in line. i'll try to remember to put some pictures up in my profile sometime this week. I've been meaning to do that for a while now  |
Carigsby | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 06:28 am     My baby Reagan.... 4 month old Staffordshire Bull Terrier Sweet, loving, playful - I swear he thinks he's human He gets his last parvo shot and first rabies shot today. Amazingly, he loves going to the vet! I swear he would be the easiest dog to steal because you would just fall in love with him and he would hop right in the car with you without thinking twice. His best friend is a Jack Russell Terrier named Jack. Jack is 4 years old and the baby of my best friend. Great, now I want to go home and play with Reagan |
Juju2bigdog | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 08:37 am     Juju is a good name for a dog. |
Cinnamongirl | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 08:53 am     Garigsby, my dog too!! He loves the vets cuz they have cats who live there. Any chance to go see the cats! I wonder if hes faking being sick sometimes A favourite quote: He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. |
Cinnamongirl | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 09:46 am     From Chicken Soup for the Pet Lovers Soul Things we can learn from a Dog. 1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride. 2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy. 3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. 4. When it's in your best interest, always practice obedience. 5. Let others know when they've invaded your territory. 6. Take naps and always stretch before rising. 7. Run, romp and play daily. 8. Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. 9. Be loyal. 10. Never pretend to be something you're not. 11. If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it. 12. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. 13. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. 14. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. 15. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. 16. On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree. 17. When you are happy, dance around and wag your entire body. 18. No matter how often you are criticized, don't play into the guilt thing and pout. Run right back to make friends. |
Moondance | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 11:51 am     Doggies drool Kitties rule! <Moon RUNS for cover>
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Karuuna | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 11:56 am     LOL, Moon. I have both doggies and kitties, and I love them all. The dogs adore both of the cats, but the older cat would rather have nothing to do with either the dogs or the kitten. Crotchedy old thing. |
Rogue | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 11:56 am     YEAH! <Rogue prepares for the bashing he will receive at home since he now has a Maltese> |
Egbok | Tuesday, October 02, 2001 - 06:55 pm     Moondance, Do #17 under "Things We Can Learn From A Dog". Watch it though, all your kitties may run for cover!
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Zed | Wednesday, October 03, 2001 - 07:35 pm     I did #8 and #6 today....enjoyed them immensely |
Kstme | Wednesday, October 03, 2001 - 07:43 pm     I tried # 15 on my UPS driver...he used pepper spray on me! Zed...I like those numbers too...A LOT!  |
Babyruth | Wednesday, October 03, 2001 - 07:53 pm     Shouldn't there be a number 19: Try not to hump the leg of a houseguest you haven't met before. (I have these issues....... ) |
Zed | Wednesday, October 03, 2001 - 09:03 pm     #20-Stuff that hits the floor is OK to eat |
Backhome | Wednesday, October 03, 2001 - 09:07 pm     Another wonderful thread !!! I'm owned by three dogs and three cats. All have been "rescued" from the local animal shelter or the street. They now have the awesome responsibilities of making sure the couch doesn't move from it's designated location, keeping hubby's half of the bed occupied until he get's home, and ridding the yard of anything that might possibly walk, crawl, slither or fly across it. They are humungous pains in the posterior but I wouldn't trade them for anything. Well, maybe I'd trade the coonhound for anything that DOESN'T bay . . . . but since she's hubby's dog I guess I won't. Pictures can be found here -- http://mfg87.tripod.com/maryg/id3.html And Karuuna -- I can empathize with you. I also have a "crotchety old thing" who has decided in his advanced years that life without the others would be much nicer (which is very strange because he's never been an "only child"!) |
Moondance | Wednesday, October 03, 2001 - 10:36 pm     Dogs have masters Cats have staff! <hey who said that?> |
Rogue | Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 05:19 am     You're killing me Moon! LOL!!! |
Egbok | Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 05:33 pm     Hey Zed, re: #20, that's our 5 second rule!! LOL |
Donut | Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 11:00 pm     jay mohr who is usually all sarcastic and edgy was just on animal planet with his dog, just getting all mushy and sweet and praising dogs to the max- now betty thomas is on with socks the cat-whoops wrong thread.. |
Cinnamongirl | Friday, October 05, 2001 - 10:46 am     Top Ten Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Pets Than Cats" 1. Dogs will tilt their heads and try to understand every word you say. Cats will ignore you and take a nap. 2. Cats look silly on a leash. 3. When you come home from work, your dog will be happy and lick your face. Cats will still be mad at you for leaving in the first place. 4. Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born. 5. A dog knows when you're sad. And he'll try to comfort you. Cats don't care how you feel, as long as you remember where the can opener is. 6. Dogs will bring you your slippers. Cats will drop a dead mouse in your slippers. 7. When you take them for a ride, dogs will sit on the seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private basket, or they won't go at all. 8. Dogs will come when you call them. And they'll be happy. Cats will have someone take a message and get back to you. 9. Dogs will play fetch with you all day long. The only thing cats will play with all day long are small rodents or bugs, preferably ones that look like they're in pain. 10. Dogs will wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door. |
Kstme | Friday, October 05, 2001 - 12:01 pm     Cinnamongirl!! I LOVE IT! (fearing wrath of Moon) I look at the dog and I watch the cat...one luvvvvvvvvvvs me, expects nothing but a pat on the head and the other tolerates my existence until her food is put in a freshly washed food bowl! Which is which?  |
Cinnamongirl | Friday, October 05, 2001 - 03:25 pm     LOL Kstme, Too funny!! What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. 9. They 'let' you pet them if you re lucky. 10. They are murder on your self esteem 11. They're aloof and shun you if they're displeased with you Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a Dog? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. 9. They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you. 10. If they can't eat it or screw it, they pee on it. 12. You know their mood all the time.. 13. When they really like you alot....they'll hump your leg. Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
- I hope you guys don't mind these, I just think they're hilarious enough to share, maybe its just me? |
Kstme | Friday, October 05, 2001 - 06:29 pm     Cinnamongirl...as far as I'm concerned...I think they are priceless! |
Moondance | Friday, October 05, 2001 - 06:33 pm     ***** Cat Diary ***** DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed. DAY 762 - Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm... not working according to plan... DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason, I was chosen for the water torture. This time, however, it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid? My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly, I overheard my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak), and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait. It is only a matter of time..... |
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