I gotta take a whiz.........

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Labmouse

Monday, April 08, 2002 - 06:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Just a colloquialism I picked up in my local bar. It is usually heard after someone drinks 4 pitchers of beer.

Every time I see the thread: "I gotta take a peeve.........", I am reminded of my local bar and the folks who frequent it.

I realize this thread won't last long, but I will be happy for the few moments it does.

Twiggyish

Monday, April 08, 2002 - 07:14 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL I knew what you meant, the term is used in these parts, too.

Misslibra

Monday, April 08, 2002 - 07:50 pm Click here to edit this post
Labmouse, LOL I knew what you meant to. Most interesting thread Lab. :)

Squaredsc

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 06:05 am Click here to edit this post
i saw this thread and had to open it. oops gotta go, i gotta whiz too.

Willi

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 09:10 am Click here to edit this post
I like cheese whiz.
:)

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 09:38 am Click here to edit this post
<whizzes off to look for a hydrant>

Xxlt

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 09:56 am Click here to edit this post
how's about
i gotta water the lawn/bushes?
water my shoes?
drain the vein?
take the (trouser)lizard for a walk?
purge?

Julieboo

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 09:59 am Click here to edit this post
...talk to a man about a horse

( I know there are more. I'll be back...)

Xxlt

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 12:34 pm Click here to edit this post
personal faves...

i gotta pee like a race horse..

or

friend:
i have to take a pee.....

you:
"if you take it, put it back after you are done"
or
"can you take mine with you?"

these only work when drinking.

Whoami

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 01:06 pm Click here to edit this post
Well, since we are getting so gross here....I guess I have to chime in.

Mine has to do with that other function in the bathroom. The funniest bathroom wall graphics I ever saw was, "some people come here to take a s**t, I come here leave one!"

Honey51

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 01:43 pm Click here to edit this post
How about:

If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

Whowhere

Tuesday, April 09, 2002 - 01:53 pm Click here to edit this post
It's a classic, but remains one of my favorites.

"Here I sit all lonely hearted, tried to s**t but only farted."

some other favorites....

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."

"I'm so happy I could just s**t."

Honey51

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:57 am Click here to edit this post
Tom and Harry were in the john, both taking a wizz.
Tom finished and washed his hands, when Harry finished he left without washing his hands.

Tom told Harry, "My mother taught me to wash my hands after I use the bathroom."

Harry replied, "My mother taught me not to wizz on my hands."

Imbewitched

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 09:37 am Click here to edit this post
here's another:

Gotta go leak my lizard.

Twiggyish

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 09:48 am Click here to edit this post
brain

Let me think...

Twiggyish

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 10:23 am Click here to edit this post
oops.. that didn't post. Oh well..LOL

Pagal

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 12:02 pm Click here to edit this post
Gotta go drain my dragon!

Xxlt

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 04:27 pm Click here to edit this post
joke...kinda off the subject but inspired by honey51 joke

two guys on their way to vegas in a car.
passenger has to "number two".
driver tells passenger to wait until rest stop...
passenger waits a few miles and tells driver, "can't wait, gotta go....." driver spies tree out by the road, pulls over and instructs passenger
to hide behind tree! passenger exits car takes a few steps then tells driver he has no TP! driver
instructs passenger to use a dollar....a few minutes later the passenger comes back to car shaking hand in the air. driver asks passenger,
"what's going on?" passenger states he has soiled his hand, driver reminds passenger that he was to use a dollar. passenger says, "I did, the first three quarters went fine but when i got to the dimes and nickel...."

Teatime

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 08:51 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL at Xxlt! How about the guy who yells out from the bushes, "Anybody got change for a twenty?"

Julieboo, I've also heard "I gotta go talk to a man about a horse". Cracks me up everytime, but I don't get it. HAHAHA! Anybody know where that one comes from?

Sunshinemiss

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 09:43 pm Click here to edit this post
I think it's just a polite reason to leave the poker table...??

I like "my eyeballs are floating"...

Teatime

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 09:48 pm Click here to edit this post
That's what I'm thinking, it must've been a line off an old western.

Oh Honey51: "shake it more than twice and you're playing with it" LOL one of my favorites.

Oh boy I am finding too much humor in this thread...

Mygetaway

Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 11:19 pm Click here to edit this post
Umm... When it's yellow, let it mellow,
when it's brown, flush it down.. (I hate that one)

You're so full of **** your eyes are brown...

Xxlt

Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 09:23 am Click here to edit this post
come on folks!

who can forget the old, but well loved....

i dont't swim in your toilet,
so don't pee in my pool!

Sia

Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 11:42 am Click here to edit this post
Anybody read or hear George Carlin's bit about men furiously scrubbing their hands in a public restroom after taking a pee? He is just hysterical. I can't quote it exactly, but he says that he never washes his hands afer a pee, and only does so after a poop IF he's gotten anything on his hands. He says he looks at a guy who is scrubbing his hands in the washroom after only taking a whiz and thinks, "Hey, if your hands are that dirty from touching your d*ck to pee, you'd probably better scrub THAT thing, too!" LOL (I hope this post isn't too racy for this thread/board! Sorry if it offends anyone.)

Sia

Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 11:48 am Click here to edit this post
This is what is referred to as "potty humor," isn't it? My Dad sometimes says he's leaving to go "choke his chicken" when excusing himself to the bathroom. I've also heard of "strangling the lizard," but that might be something else. . . ? This thread is fun, but should we stop this?

Xxlt

Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 01:22 pm Click here to edit this post
one more....

my back teeth are swimming....

i think it's pretty funny....
altho, choking the chicken might offend the
PETA people!!