Car54 | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 02:52 pm   Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a=poopsie b=lumpy c=buttercup d=gidget e=crusty f=greasy g=fluffy h=cheeseball i=chim-chim j=stinky k=flunky l=booger m=pinky n=zippy o=goober p=doofus q=slimy r=loopy s=snotty t=tulefel u=dorkey v=squeezit w=oprah x=skipper y=dinky z=zsa-zsa. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name: a=diaper b=toilet c=giggle d=burger e=girdle fº=rf g=lizard h=waffle i=cootie j=monkey k=potty l=liver m=nana n=rhino o=bubble p=hamster q=toad r=gizzard s=pizza t=gerbil u=chicken v=pickle w=chuckle x=tofu y=gorilla z=stinker Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a=head b=mouth C=cúce d=nose e=tush f=breath g=pants h=shorts i=lips j=honker k=butt l=brain m=tushie n=chunks o=hiney p=biscuits q=toes r=buns S=súnny t=sniffer u=sprinkles v=kisser w=squirt x=humperdinck y=brains z=juice Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks. Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. |
Moondance | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 02:55 pm   Poopsie GerbilHead |
Tess | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 03:22 pm   Loopy Wafflebuns??? Mom to Loopy Wafflebuns, jr. Oh dear. Let's try her Korean name---->Dorkey Diaperpants. I think we'll stick with the English names.
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Lobster | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 03:35 pm   Loopy Chickenbrain, here. Nice to meet you all. |
Dahli | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 03:35 pm   Gidget Bubblegirdle!  |
Wink | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 03:36 pm   Loopy Diaperhiney. |
Lancecrossfire | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 03:44 pm   I am going to have to refuse to be Crusty Diapersniffer. |
Buttercup | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 03:56 pm   ROFLOL--OMG!! Crusty, I mean Lance, I almost spewed water all over my puter--that name is hysterical! I am not too fond of my "other" name either: Pinky Girdlesunny. I think I'll stick with the one I have. Buttercup grumbles a bit now that both Car and Tess (in another thread) have managed to find a way to use her name....However, flattered as well, after all, Buttercup is a nice name
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Abbynormal | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 04:05 pm   Lance, you have the best name! I'm Buttercup Cootiesunny. |
Tess | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 04:34 pm   Buttercup, just face it. You're so special that some of us just want to be you--or at least have your name.
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Jbean | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 04:47 pm   zippy liverbuns here! |
Kitty | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 05:20 pm   mine just sounds a bit too normal: loopy bubblebrain Kinda describes me rather well, I have to admit. |
Buttercup | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 05:23 pm   LOL Tess. Yes, people would be certified insane if they actually wanted to be me!
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Spygirl | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 05:53 pm   Poopsie Bubbletush |
Moondance | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:06 pm   Spy... LOL...you may want to check that again, unless you have changed your name I am confussed... Cars is wrong too |
Tess | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:25 pm   let's see---third letter of Spy is y so that would be dinky and calculating the last name of girl gives us : Dinky Cootiebrain!!! She might want to stick with Poopsie Bubbletush. |
Julieboo | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:31 pm   Stinky Diaperbutt. |
Solidsnake | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:34 pm   I am..lets see.. uh ah uh Dorkie Girdletushi reportin 4 duty |
Spygirl | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:36 pm   I don't go by my first name |
Moondance | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:39 pm   Spy... now you have my curiosity up |
Twiggyish | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:40 pm   Zippy Gizzard Pants I don't go by my first name either Spy! |
Oregonfire | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:41 pm   Chim-Chim Diaperbuns here. Hmm, it's not that bad really...at least I'm not sniffing them! |
Moondance | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:42 pm   I am just going to call all of you Poopsie! |
Knightpatti | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 06:45 pm   chim-chim diaper sniffer UGH! Never! |
Kady | Sunday, February 17, 2002 - 08:47 pm   Just call me Loopy Gooberhead!! |