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Labmouse

Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 01:59 pm Click here to edit this post
Emz, uze is two mutch (AOL Chat Vernacular).

Weinermr

Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 02:02 pm Click here to edit this post
Maybe you need vernaculars to read up close and figure out what's being said.

Admin

Monday, January 14, 2002 - 06:52 pm Click here to edit this post
This site ain't going anywhere!

Ketchuplover

Monday, January 14, 2002 - 07:32 pm Click here to edit this post
Weinermr-Why must you PUNish us? :) We should sue you for PUNitive damages! You PUNy PUNy man :)

Misslibra

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 06:06 am Click here to edit this post
I can't stop smiling after reading this thread. And what a wonderful feeling to know I'm not alone about the way I feel about the TVCH. When Neil made this site he added something special to it because it feel just like home, and no other place I have been on the Web feels like the TVCH.

Admin, thank you for making this site and keeping it up and going. We're a family here just like Brother's and Sister's. Thank you Ems but the TVCH is our home. And here is where will stay.

Rogue

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 01:41 pm Click here to edit this post
Amen, sister!!! This is the highlight of my day when I get a chance to sit down and catch up w/my friends.

Dahli

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:01 pm Click here to edit this post
Speaking of puns Wiener I couldn't resist these
10 puns

1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.
The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only one
carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields

and never amounted to much. He, naturally, became known as the lesser
of two weevils.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire

in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak

and heat it, too.

4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides
up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
"But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in

Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her
husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up

a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy
flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the
competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but
they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They
ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest
and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up

the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't
close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and
only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which

produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad,
it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was a woman who sent ten different puns to
friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
laugh.... unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Sunshinemiss

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:11 pm Click here to edit this post
Lol Dahli, a much needed laugh, thanks!

Tksoard

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:15 pm Click here to edit this post
Dahli, I haven't laughed so hard since Kep did her jokes in everyones folder!! Thank you so much!!

Urgrace

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Ems, thanks but no thanks! TVCH is my relaxation and comfort, and new friends!

Dahli

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 04:18 pm Click here to edit this post
You're so welcome guys - they make me chuckle every darn time!

Weinermr

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 04:58 pm Click here to edit this post
Dahli those are great! Thanks for sharing them with us! (I'm still laughing)!

Ketchuplover

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 07:39 pm Click here to edit this post
grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan :)

Dahli

Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 08:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Weiner - from you that is some compliment!!

Rogue

Wednesday, January 16, 2002 - 06:02 am Click here to edit this post
LOL, good ones, Dahli!

Admin

Friday, January 18, 2002 - 08:16 am Click here to edit this post
Always remember, the REAL URL is http://www.tvclubhouse.com and if anything was to happen, news of where to go would be posted there.

Thanks to http://www.bomis.com we have next to free server space, but I'm always afraid that our welcome could run out one day, so I keep a backup plan in my rear pocket.....:)