2 backup sites if this site ever goes down!
The ClubHouse: Archives: 2 backup sites if this site ever goes down!
Labmouse | Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 01:59 pm   Emz, uze is two mutch (AOL Chat Vernacular). |
Weinermr | Sunday, December 30, 2001 - 02:02 pm   Maybe you need vernaculars to read up close and figure out what's being said. |
Admin | Monday, January 14, 2002 - 06:52 pm   This site ain't going anywhere! |
Ketchuplover | Monday, January 14, 2002 - 07:32 pm   Weinermr-Why must you PUNish us? We should sue you for PUNitive damages! You PUNy PUNy man |
Misslibra | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 06:06 am   I can't stop smiling after reading this thread. And what a wonderful feeling to know I'm not alone about the way I feel about the TVCH. When Neil made this site he added something special to it because it feel just like home, and no other place I have been on the Web feels like the TVCH. Admin, thank you for making this site and keeping it up and going. We're a family here just like Brother's and Sister's. Thank you Ems but the TVCH is our home. And here is where will stay. |
Rogue | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 01:41 pm   Amen, sister!!! This is the highlight of my day when I get a chance to sit down and catch up w/my friends.
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Dahli | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:01 pm   Speaking of puns Wiener I couldn't resist these 10 puns 1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "Sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger." 2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. He, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils. 3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. 4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." 5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. 6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. 7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." 8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars. 9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ....what? (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. 10. And finally, there was a woman who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.... unfortunately, no pun in ten did. |
Sunshinemiss | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:11 pm   Lol Dahli, a much needed laugh, thanks! |
Tksoard | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:15 pm   Dahli, I haven't laughed so hard since Kep did her jokes in everyones folder!! Thank you so much!!  |
Urgrace | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 03:49 pm   Ems, thanks but no thanks! TVCH is my relaxation and comfort, and new friends! |
Dahli | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 04:18 pm   You're so welcome guys - they make me chuckle every darn time! |
Weinermr | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 04:58 pm   Dahli those are great! Thanks for sharing them with us! (I'm still laughing)! |
Ketchuplover | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 07:39 pm   grooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooan |
Dahli | Tuesday, January 15, 2002 - 08:44 pm   Weiner - from you that is some compliment!! |
Rogue | Wednesday, January 16, 2002 - 06:02 am   LOL, good ones, Dahli! |
Admin | Friday, January 18, 2002 - 08:16 am   Always remember, the REAL URL is http://www.tvclubhouse.com and if anything was to happen, news of where to go would be posted there. Thanks to http://www.bomis.com we have next to free server space, but I'm always afraid that our welcome could run out one day, so I keep a backup plan in my rear pocket..... |
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