Things You'd Never Hear a Woman Say.....

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Teddybear

Tuesday, August 28, 2001 - 12:18 pm Click here to edit this post
"This thong is so comfortable"

Ladybug007

Tuesday, August 28, 2001 - 12:32 pm Click here to edit this post
OH PUHLEEEZE teddybear......granny panties
(perma- wedgie) are sooooo not comfortable compared to thongs!!!!

Whit4you

Tuesday, September 11, 2001 - 01:51 am Click here to edit this post
LOL I swear coming back here makes me feel like "the good old days" ironically I haven't had "good old days" in 8+ years really, but it's all relative.. and these threads back "then" what 3 or 4 months ago??? were the "good old days" realitively speakign...


um ok anyhow a post to this thread....


something you'd never hear a woman say....

"I'm gonna take a leak"

(never understood that one anyhow .. aren't they LEAVING a leak???)

Fruitbat

Tuesday, September 11, 2001 - 03:42 am Click here to edit this post
Let's go to the dump and shoot rats.

Oregonfire

Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 10:59 pm Click here to edit this post
Honey, pass the Skoll.

Shoes4me

Wednesday, September 19, 2001 - 11:18 pm Click here to edit this post
Pull my finger...

Webgirl

Thursday, September 20, 2001 - 11:19 pm Click here to edit this post
I have everything I want.

Nutsy

Friday, September 21, 2001 - 05:43 am Click here to edit this post
No thanks, that diamond's just TOO big.

Wargod

Friday, September 21, 2001 - 05:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Of course I don't mind if you go to the strip club with your buddies.

Wargod

Friday, September 21, 2001 - 05:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Of course I don't mind if you go to the strip club with your buddies. Have fun!

Wargod

Friday, September 21, 2001 - 05:35 pm Click here to edit this post
Shoot, tried to catch that before it posted. Sorry, lol

Shoes4me

Friday, September 21, 2001 - 11:21 pm Click here to edit this post
George Clooney is on the phone? Take a message...

Mssilhouette

Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 12:26 pm Click here to edit this post
"No that's okay I really don't need to have an orgasm, watching you enjoy yours was all the pleasure I needed"

"You're my 15th"

"No you don't have to listen to me, I'm not saying anything really important"

"All your friends are absolutly delightful, ask them over anytime you want!"

"Aww sweetie you want us to watch a football game on our anniversay, you're soooo romantic"

Goddess146

Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 01:22 pm Click here to edit this post
Ohhh Hardy. It is soooo sweet of you to say your are going to treat me like a musroom, keep me in the dark and feed me sh!t.

Goddess146

Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 01:32 pm Click here to edit this post
I am so pleased that you liked my dress enough to go out and buy one just like for this party.... I did not realize that they made it in petite sizes....you look lovely.

Goddess146

Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 01:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Let's go to the mall and shoot some squirrel.

I really don't mind if you keep checking your package in front of my mom.

Sure, you can leave skid marks on my sheets any time baby.

Really, I have no problem with your wearing that "Happiness is a warm •••••" badge on our date.

Mssilhouette

Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 04:02 pm Click here to edit this post
What's that sweetie...Your still unattached, torch bearing, never thought you should have left, Ex called and she wants you two to "chat" about old times....Why sure honey and stay out as late as you want. Oh and she wants you pick her up at her hotel. Yes, of course not a problem. Say why don't you wear those slacks that make your butt look ever so pinchable. Remember have fun!"

"By the way I put fresh condoms in your wallet...here's your luggage now enjoy your business trip!"

"Say sweetie these panties I found stuffed in the back seat your car aren't my color, size or style plus they're used but thank you for the gift its the thought that counts!"

Goddess146

Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 05:16 am Click here to edit this post
Sure, Omari san, I think it would be a great idea for me to not ware underware while making our presentation to their engineering team.

Mssilhouette

Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 02:24 pm Click here to edit this post
"Okay honey you just sit and watch while my girlfriend and I try on lingerie for you...or would you prefer if we ticked each other?"

"Wow sweetie 5 inch heels,a micro mini skirt and a spandex top to wear to your office party, you have such great taste!"

"I saw you looking at that woman, I'll wait here while you talk to her..remember to take off your wedding ring!"

"Yes, I was faking."

Chippy

Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 02:33 pm Click here to edit this post
I hope I have quintuplets next time.

Goddess146

Thursday, October 11, 2001 - 03:04 pm Click here to edit this post
"I wish my feet were bigger."

"Find out what perfume your ex wore so I can get some to wear for you."

"It is so tiny and cute."

"Sure, you can borrow my BF to accompany you on that two week cruise you won."

"I would love to spend my Saturday afternoon shopping for tools with you."

Ocean_Islands

Saturday, October 13, 2001 - 05:54 am Click here to edit this post
"No, I don't feel threatened by your looking at beautiful photos of naked women."

Ocean_Islands

Saturday, October 13, 2001 - 05:55 am Click here to edit this post
"You're not responsible for my feelings."

Franny

Saturday, October 13, 2001 - 06:56 am Click here to edit this post
"I'm so glad you are not one of those emotional guys."

Angelnikki

Thursday, October 18, 2001 - 06:07 pm Click here to edit this post
sure honey you can lay around and watch tv all day, i dont mind working 10 hrs a day and bringin home the bacon!!!

Mahrajah

Friday, October 19, 2001 - 09:39 am Click here to edit this post
"Smooth it out now"

Beachgirl

Friday, October 19, 2001 - 09:59 am Click here to edit this post
"Gee, if I could only put on ten more pounds!"

Angelnikki

Friday, October 19, 2001 - 06:53 pm Click here to edit this post
"dont ever send me flowers at work i would be so embarrased"

he he hee

Angelnikki

Friday, October 19, 2001 - 06:54 pm Click here to edit this post
honey, look at that hooker on the corner, lets stop and pick her up and show her a GOOD TIME!!!

Angelnikki

Friday, October 19, 2001 - 06:58 pm Click here to edit this post
honey please tell me how huge my a$$ is, i LOVE when you put me down!

Kayewer

Monday, October 22, 2001 - 08:40 am Click here to edit this post
I don't need to talk or cuddle or anything. You just turn over and go to sleep and I'll just lay here and savor the two seconds of pleasure we just had.