Tess and Lance are FINALLY here!

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Lancecrossfire

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 02:50 pm Click here to edit this post
The issue of breakfast has more to do with how many than what. 7 days of breakfast, yet a supply of almost 30!

I guess it is possible that Tess planned on getting stuck between RG's and home for almost a month--yes, that would explain it.

Damn, not even a reach-around!

Tess was never severely provoked into anything. I was completely innocent of any wrong doing. Please remember that I'm shy, innocent and naive.

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 03:22 pm Click here to edit this post
Lance! I met you too remember? Shy, innocent and naive? Um I don't think so! I'm officially taking bribes!

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 03:26 pm Click here to edit this post
My above message should have said when "SHE" got in the shower... not "WHE"... Gosh that might have been misleading...LOL

Lancecrossfire

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 03:27 pm Click here to edit this post
Yes, I know you met me RG--I'm still shy, innocent and Naive though--honest.

As well as being the most normal person you will ever meet. (pay no attention to Tess' response to this one)

Karuuna

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 03:32 pm Click here to edit this post
Lance has more "stories" than Will Kirby.

Lancecrossfire

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 03:36 pm Click here to edit this post
Very ouch!! My stories are all true.

Karuuna

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 03:39 pm Click here to edit this post
I have it on good authority that naive, shy, innocent and normal are not at all descriptive of LanceWorldlyFire.

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 03:46 pm Click here to edit this post
So far I have not seen Lance say anything that isn't true, but you have to understand..I was in my "sickbed" for two days. All kinds of shenanigans could have taken place during my weakened state. Actually I would have to say that Lance is one of the few true gentlemen (other then my wonderful husband) that I have had the pleasure to meet.

Karuuna

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 04:00 pm Click here to edit this post
RG -- and there's something "normal" about being a true gentleman? heheheh

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 04:30 pm Click here to edit this post
I never said he was normal. He said he was normal. That's just not normal.

Karuuna

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 04:32 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL, RG. Now I'm really confused... :)

Juju2bigdog

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 04:33 pm Click here to edit this post
Okay, I guess we better get back to this breakfast thing first and then we will move on to the cold showers.

I will guess Count Chocula and Tess brought fifteen boxes with her.

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 04:37 pm Click here to edit this post
think blended count chocula juju...LOL

Tess

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:16 pm Click here to edit this post
I'm back from dinner. Let's re-visit this issue of who's normal, shall we?? I'll get to that in a minute.

As to all the other questions:

Yes, it was just me in the cold shower and not "whe" as RG erroneously typed earlier and no words at all were uttered at the time. I was uncharacteristically speechless!!

My hands were kept to myself at all times so there was no inspection of any pockets that I am aware of....course, I slept in everyday and have no idea of any goings-on by anyone prior to noon. Kar, you will have to oversee all pocket-inspections yourself, I'm afraid.

Ummmm, Juju--I think if there had been Count Chocula I wouldn't have heard complaints and almost non-stop teasing for a solid week.

And yes, Kar, Lance is the most honest person you'll every meet, and a gentleman--no question about that. It's just the tiniest bit possible we have different definitions of shy, naive and innocent---to say nothing about normal, however!!! But no, I was never severely provoked into anything at all even though I did get called many names other than Tess all week long---none of them acceptable btw.

Tess

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:18 pm Click here to edit this post
oh--and btw RG---Sarah says she hopes you're feeling all better. Actually she said, "I don't want RG to be sick, Mom. I love her!!! Can we go see her again next summer?" I said yes.

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:20 pm Click here to edit this post
You certainly have a way with words Tess!

Just so there is no question about MY early morning activities... I don't even check my own families pockets... must be why my wash machine has had to be repaired several times already this year.

Tess

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:21 pm Click here to edit this post
And---can we please go back to the statement, "There is a SLIGHT difference between Tess and Nicole"????? I'm not liking that one at all. Nope, not at all.

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:24 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh and I am sending Sarah a hug and kiss... I am better now, unfortunately Jordan stayed home from school today... sick with a sore throat and headache.

Sarah you are more then welcome to come visit... Smudge will be here waiting for you.

Tess

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:26 pm Click here to edit this post
Let's see, RG--you were sick and I was asleep and Lance was too lazy to do anything at all. He was on vacation, remember?? Looks like nothing was going on then. That could actually sound boring if I didn't know we really had fun!!!! hahahaha

Tess

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:29 pm Click here to edit this post
ahhh--poor Jordan. Sarah is sick, too, just in time for her 5th birthday tomorrow. Tell Jordan we hope he feels better very soon.

In the meantime, here's a little from Sarah to Smudge.

Resortgirl

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:33 pm Click here to edit this post
Happy Birthday Miss Sarah!!! Hope you feel better!

Merlin

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:37 pm Click here to edit this post
I am glad that it was cleared up as to who was having to take cold showers

Tess

Monday, September 24, 2001 - 05:58 pm Click here to edit this post
I think we forgot to mention the reason for the cold showers---namely the fact that the people in cabin 1 were using all the hot water up. Did I mention I have a tendency to sleep in?? Well, I guess when you snooze, you lose.

Misslibra

Tuesday, September 25, 2001 - 11:24 pm Click here to edit this post
Hi Tessy, hi Juju, hi everybody!! RG I said the same thing to Lance about making it back safe and sound, he told me he was safe but some people don't think he is to sound. Tess how sound is he? For some reason Tess strawberries and whip cream comes to mind but I ain't saying nothin!!

I know you all had a wonderful trip at RG's place. And yes I'm dusting off my pompoms Tessy to get ready to do some serious cheering!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH!

Tess

Wednesday, September 26, 2001 - 12:11 am Click here to edit this post
Ah yes, Missy--I have very fond memories of the night of the strawberries and whip cream escapades...hahaha~~~and the good old Survivor days!!!! How I miss those days. <sigh>

You should be afraid as I did a lot of resting up while on vacation and I'm ready to start the painting wars all over again. Of course, I mean that in the nicest possible way.

You want to know how sound Lance is? He will tell you he is the most normal person you will ever meet.

Thanks so much for the Happy Birthday wishes for Miss Sarah. She had a wonderful day and the partying has just begun for her. One party down and 2 more to go. So far being 5 is going well.

It was very lonely around here without you all summer, Missy!!!! Don't go hiding out for so long again or I may have to send for reinforcements. In the next couple of days I will have my first choice for favorite to win S3. When that person gets voted out I'll keep you informed of all of my subsequent picks--just like S2. Thank goodness I'm adaptable. It's just possible we will choose the same person to cheer for. Think of the damage we could do---ooops, I mean think of the fun we could have!!!!

Maire

Thursday, September 27, 2001 - 11:36 pm Click here to edit this post
I so enjoy reading your posts, Tess.

You, Lance, and RG - sounds like you had a great time. Knowing Lance, I can guarantee that you all had some good laughs to share.

:)

Tess

Friday, September 28, 2001 - 12:04 am Click here to edit this post
Thanks, Maire. I did have the best week and I so wish I could bottle it up and then do it all over again. Lance, RG and Ax were all just wonderful and there were plenty of laughs over the week to be sure.

Don't be a stranger, especially if you still have my email address. Drop me a line and let me know how you're doing. I've been trying to keep track of how things are going for you.

Misslibra

Sunday, September 30, 2001 - 03:32 pm Click here to edit this post
You mean you have already pick who your going to be rooting for Tessy? I must admit I haven't even been to the Survivor part of the board, so it sounds to me like you have a head start on me. :) I guess I'll have to go over and do my Survivor homework eh?

Tess

Sunday, September 30, 2001 - 04:09 pm Click here to edit this post
Well get a move on, Missy!!! I can't be waiting around until after the show starts. The time for snap judgements and unfounded opinions is NOW!!! Read the bios?? I don't need to read the bios. Just give me the names and I'll pick one. Then let the games begin!!!