Archive through July 05, 2001

The ClubHouse: Archive: Things You'd Never Hear a Woman Say.....: Archive through July 05, 2001

Grooch

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 12:46 pm Click here to edit this post
It's only fair to give the men equal time.

Grooch

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 12:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Your mother's only coming for a few days? Tell her she's welcome to stay as long as she likes. In fact, maybe she should move in with us.

Karuuna

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 12:58 pm Click here to edit this post
Please leave the wet bathroom towels on the floor and don't bother putting your dirty clothes in the hamper -- I love to pick those up myself!

Fruitbat

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:04 pm Click here to edit this post
This is personal..."Let's go back packing up a mountain and eat trail mix for 3 days."


<I know there are women our there that love this.>

Whit4you

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:07 pm Click here to edit this post
I raised the toilet seat for you, honey

Whit4you

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Size matters.

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:16 pm Click here to edit this post
Whit--I've heard plenty of women say that!!!

Karuuna

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:18 pm Click here to edit this post
Size of paycheck? House? Bank account?

Jenhavins

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:30 pm Click here to edit this post
I loooooove to clean! Please don't use a coaster, or a napkin. It would just ruin my day if you did.

Jenhavins

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:33 pm Click here to edit this post
I don'stink...I just took a shower 2 days ago.

Jenhavins

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:39 pm Click here to edit this post
Want me to check the oil in your car too hon?

Grooch

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:43 pm Click here to edit this post
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Jenhavins

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 01:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Feel this arm...go ahead feel it...give me your hand...feel my arm!!! Look at my abs...look at 'em!

Grod

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 02:51 pm Click here to edit this post
i love your smelly socks

Twiggyish

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 04:23 pm Click here to edit this post
I would just LOVE to mow the lawn on this hot, humid day.

Wcv63

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 04:46 pm Click here to edit this post
I don't mind cleaning the house, doing the bills, going to work, taking care of the kids etc while you do nothing. Really...I don't!

Highlander

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 04:50 pm Click here to edit this post
Do we have anything to eat in the house?

Bijoux

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 05:50 pm Click here to edit this post
We don't need to stop for directions, I'll just drive around until I figure it out.

Azriel

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 06:09 pm Click here to edit this post
Pull my finger. ~BEEEEEEELLLLLCHHHHHH~

Nancy

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 06:22 pm Click here to edit this post
i dont need to be paid attention too--go ahead and ignore me all nightwhile you flip thru the tv channels :)

Misslibra

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 06:27 pm Click here to edit this post
Men are much more smarter then women! :)

Whit4you

Wednesday, July 04, 2001 - 04:17 pm Click here to edit this post
Lance - if you've heard "Size matters" alot then that tells me more about you then them <grin>


Ok back to the topic....


"Who needs foreplay!"

Wcv63

Wednesday, July 04, 2001 - 11:26 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh honey! Did *I* forget our anniversary?!!

Nancy

Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 05:38 am Click here to edit this post
I dont need any new clothes--i have a ton in my closet... :)

Danzdol

Thursday, July 05, 2001 - 09:01 am Click here to edit this post
Man, I look so skinny today... I think everything in my closet fits me!