Archive through April 12, 2001

The ClubHouse: Archive: I Have Never...: Archive through April 12, 2001

Maire

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 11:30 pm Click here to edit this post
I have never had a nose bleed.

I have never had straight hair.

I have never eaten an oyster, or a clam. (ick)

I have never thought so hard about "things I never have"...!

Resortgirl

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:29 am Click here to edit this post
I have never skinny dipped in March
I have never smoked a cigar
I have never eaten red beets (since I could hold my own fork)
I have never jumped from anything higher then a foot stool

I'm with you Maire, I never had to think so hard of things I haven't done.....

Tukuul

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 09:48 am Click here to edit this post
I have never been white water rafting.

I have also never broken a bone.

I have never had surgery.

I have never been to California.

I have never been to Canada.

I have never eaten a quiche.

Oh, and due to some odd twist of fate, I have never been married.

Bijoux

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 11:05 am Click here to edit this post
I have been white water rafting. I have never been scuba diving.
I have broken a bone and had surgery (related). I have never had a tooth pulled.
I live in California, been to Canada and make quiche.

I have never been married but have been offered bridal prices of a head of cattle, an acre of land and a hand hoe, and a mercedes.

Max

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 11:50 am Click here to edit this post
Wow, I've done most of these things! Okay...

I've never been to a nude beach. This is chiefly because...
I've never had a body that was considered "normal" sized (not even as a kid--I was in Weight Watchers by the time I was about 9).
I've never cheated on my spouse (when I couldn't take being married to him anymore, I divorced him instead)
I've never been to Africa, Russia, Australia, New Zealand, South America (Central, yes, South, no), and a variety of other spots. I HAVE been to Jamaica, England, Ireland, Germany, Austria, Italy, France, Costa Rica, the Panama Canal (on a cruise ship), Curacao, Grand Cayman, the Bahamas, Western Canada (Alberta and BC), and much of the eastern and western United States.
I've never skydived, bungie jumped, or hot-air ballooned (the only one I'd like to do is the balloon).
I've never been arrested or gotten a speeding ticket (which is to say, I've never been caught)
I've never taken mind-altering drugs like ecstasy, LSD, and heroin. No comment on speed and weed.
I've never worked in a restaurant or fast-food joint.
I've never been to the opera.

Norwican

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:19 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL... I've done a lot of 'em too.

I have never jumped off of or out of anything taller than a step ladder (terrible fear of heights).
I have never dyed my hair (wish I could get away with it dyed pink or burgundy though Misha - that would be soo fun :)).
I have never called in sick when I really wasn't.
I have never said anything in anger that I didn't really mean.
I have never wanted to kill anyone (o.k. maybe my high school french teacher but that was in the 70's ).
I have never knowingly eaten the internal organs of anything (who knows what the chunks were in Mom's gravy?... don't ask-don't tell situation).
I have never posted to another message board other than this one.

Noslonna

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:22 pm Click here to edit this post
I have never pierced my nose... but I wanted to on my birthday.

Grooch

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:17 pm Click here to edit this post
Since I am a firm believer in Murphy's Law, here it goes!

I have never won the lottery
I have never owned a Mercedes
I have never been not afraid of flying
I have never been a gourmet cook
I have never had a job that I loved
I have never been able to tell a joke well
I have never been debt free
I have never lived on the water
I have never had perfect eyesight.

OK, now Murphy's Law shall take affect, and these will all happen. :)

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:45 pm Click here to edit this post
Good luck, Grooch, time to get started.

Mishamisha

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:31 pm Click here to edit this post
So now Grooch expects to win the lottery, which means s/he can then afford the Mercedes, and will fly to somewhere wonderful to take gourmet cooking classes, which will land Grooch an awesome job that they will love, therefore guaranteeing a successful career which will render him/her permanently debt free, happy go lucky (ok, a stretch on the joke one) and able to finally afford lasic eye surgery. Oh, and a house on the lake. Sounds good to me!

Admin

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 06:23 pm Click here to edit this post
I like Norwican's last line..:)

Mishamisha

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 06:28 pm Click here to edit this post
Ditto Admin. I have never done it either.

I also have never used another User name here.

Penpoint

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 09:52 pm Click here to edit this post
I have never watched "ER," not even a minute of it.
I have never stayed awake through an entire "Saturday Night Live."

Willi

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 09:41 am Click here to edit this post
I have never stayed at a major league baseball game past the seventh inning stretch.

Grooch

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:03 am Click here to edit this post
I have never met a man who couldn't not change channels during the commercial breaks.

Twiggyish

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:06 am Click here to edit this post
LOL Grooch..Oh yeah!

Digilady

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:08 am Click here to edit this post
I have never met a man who wasn't emotionally attached to the remote control.

Karuuna

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:07 pm Click here to edit this post
I have never given up the remote control to any man.

Moondance

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:09 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh yeah!!!!! Kar!

Lancecrossfire

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:15 pm Click here to edit this post
Karuuna, what would you say about a man who hasn't given up the remote control to a woman?? hmmm

Karuuna

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:26 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL, Lance. I've met a few, and usually I just say goodbye. In reality, I hardly ever watch tv, and if I'm watching tv on a date, it's usually a losing proposition anyway! It's just my mischievous sense of humor that makes me hide it, or hang onto it. It's funny how some guys will just squirm, and get increasingly uncomfortable. Now my male friends will just laughingly tackle me for it, or hide it before I come over. It's gotten to be a big joke among the folks I hang with.

Lancecrossfire

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:35 pm Click here to edit this post
Hmmmm, I must not be a man.

I usually do things like get a drink of water or food during a commercial, and I don't have any emotional attachment to the remote. Actually, if the TV had a dial to turn the stations, I'd use that.

I also prefer to open a garage door by hand.

Karuuna

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:41 pm Click here to edit this post
Lance, you're a man, just possibly from another generation! Actually, if remote control fever is a guy thing, I must have too much testosterone. I can flip stations faster than anyone I know, and watch several programs at once, and scan the newspaper too. Guess that makes up for not watching very often!

Merlin

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:48 pm Click here to edit this post
<Lance> Karuuna, what would you say about a man who hasn't given up the remote control to a woman?? hmmm

Lance could you tell me where to get a remote control to a woman? Not that I would want to use it of course, but the mute button sounds like a ingenious idea.

Mishamisha

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:54 pm Click here to edit this post
* Mishamisha slaps Merlin about with a large salmon (never did like trout, sorry Dad)