Ocean_Islands | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 09:57 am  Why do Americans mail letters at the post office while British people post letters at the mail office? |
Zeb | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 10:11 am  If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done? |
Grooch | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 10:13 am  Maybe the same reason you drive on Parkways and park on Driveways?  |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 12:35 pm  What's an original copy? If it's a copy, how could it be the original? |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 12:36 pm  When a house burns down, how can it also burn up? |
Grooch | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 12:40 pm  Why do they call them buildings if they're already Built? They should be called Builts. |
Wink | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 12:50 pm  How come it's not over till it's over? |
Zeb | Friday, April 27, 2001 - 03:26 pm  If most car accidents occur within 5 Kilometers of home, then why doesn't everyone just move 5 K's away? |
Zeb | Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 08:20 am  If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular? |
Twiggyish | Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 08:31 am  Why do the seniors in Florida stop at green lights and run red lights or stop in the middle of the road? |
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 08:36 am  Haven't you ever heard of braille? It's a French manufacturer of lingerie. |
Wink | Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 04:14 pm  Is there another word for synonym? |
Gail | Saturday, April 28, 2001 - 05:17 pm  What if there were no hypothetical questions? |
Zeb | Monday, April 30, 2001 - 01:58 pm  A stitch in time saves nine what? |
Jenhavins | Monday, April 30, 2001 - 02:14 pm  How do you throw away a trash can? |
Ocean_Islands | Tuesday, May 01, 2001 - 05:05 am  Which came first, the chicken or the egg? |
Nancy | Tuesday, May 01, 2001 - 08:47 am  Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn: 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3)The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4) We must polish the Polish furniture. 5) He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. 7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. 8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. 9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes. 10) I did not object to the object. 11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid. 12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row. 13) They were too close to the door to close it. 14) The buck does funny things when the does are present. 15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line. 16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. 17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail. 18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear. 20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests. 21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? |
Grooch | Tuesday, May 01, 2001 - 11:01 am  If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless? |
Ocean_Islands | Tuesday, May 01, 2001 - 11:35 am  Dead. |
Zeb | Tuesday, May 01, 2001 - 11:38 am  If there is life after death, do we ever truly die? |
Grooch | Tuesday, May 01, 2001 - 11:45 am  OI, The chicken.  |
Zeb | Wednesday, May 02, 2001 - 07:51 am  Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? |
Grooch | Wednesday, May 02, 2001 - 12:41 pm  If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan? |
Zeb | Monday, May 07, 2001 - 09:01 am  How many Presidents must be put in office until we find a leader that satisfies everyone? |
Max | Monday, May 07, 2001 - 09:23 am  Here's another example, Nancy. A man from Slough burned his hands and jumped in the slough to cool off, but the outer skin began to slough off anyway. Translation: Slough (pronounced slow) is a suburb of London. slough (pronounced slew) is a swamp, marsh, pond, or bog slough (pronounced sluf) means to shed an outer layer or covering
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