Conundrums
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Zeb | Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 09:31 am  Why do they have Interstate Highways in Hawaii? |
Max | Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 05:50 pm  Don't you find EVERYTHING in the last place you looked? If a store is open 24x7x365, why are there locks on the doors? Isn't the phrase "at this point in time" redudant? Could you be at another point or another time? Who are the signs that say "seeing eye dogs allowed on premises" for, anyway? |
Ocean_Islands | Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:16 am  Anything lost is ALWAYS in the last place you looked -- because there's no reason to keep looking after you find it! |
Max | Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:19 am  Exactly, OI. Which is why saying "It was in the last place I looked" is so silly. |
Twiggyish | Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:35 am  "How many Presidents must be put in office until we find a leader that satisfies everyone?" Obviously not the current one..LOL |
Wink | Friday, May 25, 2001 - 10:31 am  If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek does he automatically lose cause he can't find himself? |
Grooch | Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 03:16 pm  Yes.  |
Grod | Friday, June 01, 2001 - 07:09 am  Why do they sell lighters at gas stations? |
Nancy | Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:59 am  On a Califormia freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job In a New York jewelry store: Genuine Fauz Pearls In a Kansas City oculist's office: Broken Lenses Duplicated Here In a Boston fast-food parking lot: Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only Billboard on Florida highway: If You Can't Read, We Can Help On the Triborough Bridge in New York: In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and minimart: We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas. At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA: Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine, restaurant: The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur In a Grand Rapids restaurant: Half baked chicken In a Dayton barbershop: During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here On a Jacksonwille, Florida, bookstore: Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost: Frost Free Library |
Zeb | Sunday, July 08, 2001 - 07:19 pm  How did a fool and his money GET together? |
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