Weird, strange and goofy expressions

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Zeb

Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 11:16 am Click here to edit this post
"Spectacles, testicles, wallet, watch"


Eh, just something my grandfather used to say when making sure he had everything before going somewhere.

Dilligaf

Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 11:18 am Click here to edit this post
"Crazy as a bessie bug!"

Zeb

Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 12:04 pm Click here to edit this post
"Smells like teen spirit."

Exactly what does teen spirit smell like? I'm not sure I want to know.

Zeb

Wednesday, May 30, 2001 - 12:06 pm Click here to edit this post
"She's dressed up like a dogs dinner"


(I'm guessing this has something to do with poor taste)

Max

Thursday, May 31, 2001 - 08:34 pm Click here to edit this post
Here's one my boss used today. Never heard it before!

"Sweatin' pickles!"

I asked him if those were dill or sweet. He said Kosher dills. :)

Grod

Friday, June 01, 2001 - 06:55 am Click here to edit this post
When I go for a walk I don't like dogs chasing at me from their yards. So I yell: "Go Home!"
to the dog. The thing is the Dog is already at home!!!!! (I don't know why I do that)

Jetticat

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 04:47 am Click here to edit this post
I don't know if this has been used before and if it has, sorry......my mom really comes out with some really funny ones.

"*--t fire and save the matches"
and just how cold is a well digger's fanny?

Highlander

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 05:01 am Click here to edit this post
Zeb we did spectacles, testicles, wallet and keys as a way to teach kids to remember how to do the sign of the cross.

Spygirl

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 08:23 am Click here to edit this post
I always put my name at the end of the post b/c my monitor isn't large enough to see the entire screen of posts, so I always scoot the screen over to read the text and then have to scoot back to see who posted it. So, for me, I just put my name at the end so that I might make it easier if others have the same problem I do.

Here are some phrases I thought of off-hand. I'm from the south, and I'm sure there are tons of more funny ones I'm missing:

"I was born at night, but not last night"

"She/he's one sandwhich short of a picnic"

"You're daddy ain't a glass maker" (when someone is blocking your view)

"she tied one on" (got drunk)

"close only counts in horsehoes and hand granades"

"nervous as a wh*re in church"

"get your ducks in a row" (make sure you have everything done before you go to the next step; or make sure you know what you are talking about before you speak)

And EVERYTHING with carbonation is considered a COKE. "do you want a coke while I'm up? What kind?"

And my grandma always asks, "did you have a BIG TIME?", wondering if we had fun.

drawers = underwear; "did you put on your clean drawers?"

turtle shell = trunk of a car (another grandma-ism)

I'll think of more, I'm sure. What a great thread!!

Lobster

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 09:00 am Click here to edit this post
One beer short of a sixpack!

I work in a liquor store. Comes in handy sometimes. LOL

And this one from my father "If bulls--- were music, you'd be a brass band!"

Jetticat

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 09:40 am Click here to edit this post
Are you southern too?

Lobster

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 11:23 am Click here to edit this post
No, Jetticat, I'm not southern. Born and raised in Boston.

Moondance

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 11:30 am Click here to edit this post
Thanks Spy... that makes sence

Spygirl

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 11:38 am Click here to edit this post
you're welcome, Moon!

I thought of another funny one -- it's a line from a movie, too.

"If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle"

-SpyGirl

Max

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 12:59 pm Click here to edit this post
Your elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride.

In a pig's eye! (if you think something is a lie)

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! (when someone has pulled a fast one on you)

Zeb

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 04:03 pm Click here to edit this post
Really Highlander? That's scary.

Jetticat

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 04:17 pm Click here to edit this post
I just saw that on the movie "Keeping the Faith" with Jenna Elfman, Ben Stiller, and Edward Norton.

Sbw

Sunday, June 03, 2001 - 09:36 pm Click here to edit this post
Spygirl/everyone else who signs their posts..I think it is great when people sign their posts. I have two computers, one has a large monitor and the other is smaller, so it is nice when I want to use the other computer.

Whit4you

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 03:19 pm Click here to edit this post
I have to repeat one Zeb said elsewhere (since not everyone saw it...and I think it's too funny)


When your about to join into a group you don't fit into:

"It's like being a germ at a red blood cell convention"

Sparky

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 04:46 pm Click here to edit this post
An answer when asked what you're gonna do and you know you're not gonna do nothin':

"Can't dance, it's too wet to plow, and Grandma's got the motorcycle."

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 04:54 pm Click here to edit this post
Or white blood cell convention?

Whit4you

Tuesday, July 03, 2001 - 05:13 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh was that it? I don't know but it sure cracked me up LOL :)