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Zeb

Tuesday, May 08, 2001 - 09:31 am Click here to edit this post
Why do they have Interstate Highways in Hawaii?

Max

Tuesday, May 15, 2001 - 05:50 pm Click here to edit this post
Don't you find EVERYTHING in the last place you looked?

If a store is open 24x7x365, why are there locks on the doors?

Isn't the phrase "at this point in time" redudant? Could you be at another point or another time?

Who are the signs that say "seeing eye dogs allowed on premises" for, anyway?

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:16 am Click here to edit this post
Anything lost is ALWAYS in the last place you looked -- because there's no reason to keep looking after you find it!

Max

Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:19 am Click here to edit this post
Exactly, OI. Which is why saying "It was in the last place I looked" is so silly. :)

Twiggyish

Wednesday, May 16, 2001 - 08:35 am Click here to edit this post
"How many Presidents must be put in office until we find a leader that satisfies everyone?"
Obviously not the current one..LOL

Wink

Friday, May 25, 2001 - 10:31 am Click here to edit this post
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek does he automatically lose cause he can't find himself?

Grooch

Saturday, May 26, 2001 - 03:16 pm Click here to edit this post
Yes.

Grod

Friday, June 01, 2001 - 07:09 am Click here to edit this post
Why do they sell lighters at gas stations?

Nancy

Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:59 am Click here to edit this post
On a Califormia freeway:
Fine for Littering

In the window of an Atlanta clothing store:
Sid's Pants is Open

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job

In a New York jewelry store:
Genuine Fauz Pearls

In a Kansas City oculist's office:
Broken Lenses Duplicated Here

In a Boston fast-food parking lot:
Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only

Billboard on Florida highway:
If You Can't Read, We Can Help

On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge

On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and minimart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.

At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended

On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine, restaurant:
The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur

In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken

In a Dayton barbershop:
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here

On a Jacksonwille, Florida, bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books

On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honoring Robert Frost:
Frost Free Library

Zeb

Sunday, July 08, 2001 - 07:19 pm Click here to edit this post
How did a fool and his money GET together?