~Colors & Sex~

The ClubHouse: General Discussions - Jan -Apr. 2001: January: ~Colors & Sex~

Moondance

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:47 am Click here to edit this post

What is your favorite color?

Red
Yellow
Purple
Black
Green
Orange
Gray
Blue
White
Pink
Brown

Red
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware.

Yellow
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire.

Purple
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.

Black
Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire.

Green
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.

Orange
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back.

Gray
Gray is referred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven.

Blue
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests.

White
If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.

Pink
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg.

Brown
You're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.

Wink

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:53 am Click here to edit this post

Wow fresh, innocent, like a virgin. I'm likin this one.

Mishamisha

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:55 am Click here to edit this post

ROFL Moonie, this is great. I'm definitely a Pink, sorry to admit. I can't wait to see Ego's answer.

Soeur

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:57 am Click here to edit this post

Technically speaking, white and black (and gray) are not actually colours. So, what does that reveal in terms of the warped qualities reflected in their sexual perspectives?

Soeur

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:00 am Click here to edit this post

I like a bluegreen blend...

Noslonna

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:15 am Click here to edit this post

RED

Gail

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:19 am Click here to edit this post

i like blue and i would say blue describes me pretty good

Moondance

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:22 am Click here to edit this post

I like them all.... Some days I have a favorite and some days I just cannot decide...
Soeur, this maybe more warped then the white, black, gray theory!

Soeur

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:26 am Click here to edit this post

No, who doen't love a rainbow? You go girl!

Moondance

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:31 am Click here to edit this post

BTW Soeur... as I was putting this together and doing the colored text, I was thinking about you ... you are post gifted (So is Nos) ... it took so many attempts to get them colored LOL

Max

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:36 am Click here to edit this post

Blue for me with heavy undertones of red. Gee, if I ever end up with a partner again, he better watch out!

Lafatme

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:56 am Click here to edit this post

yeah max, i also have red days and blue days. today feels blue.

Resortgirl

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:07 am Click here to edit this post

My favorite color is green, but I don't think my husband would agree with that definition of me... I must be like soeur, more of a blue/green.
And dangit, I can't figure out how to do mine in color!

Flint

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:09 am Click here to edit this post

Hmmm, maybe being blue isn't bad after all. ;)

Sbw

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:14 am Click here to edit this post

I thought I liked white, maybe now I will reconsider.

Elitist

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:02 pm Click here to edit this post

Well before I hit the thread, I already said blue, so I guess I will stick with it.

Is that good Misha?

Azriel

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:07 pm Click here to edit this post

I'm blue and sometimes I get in a red mood. :)

Azriel

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:13 pm Click here to edit this post

I asked my daughter what her favorite color was. She said hot pink. I told her what pink said and she said, 'So basically you are telling me I'm a ho!' LOL! I asked what her second favorite color was and she said yellow. LOL! She is not happy with the color thing, to say the least!

Moondance

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:14 pm Click here to edit this post

That is too funny Az... I am putting up another quiz... let's see what she will say!

Soeur

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 01:40 pm Click here to edit this post

Resortgirl, you just type \green(or whatever colour)curlybrackets text curlybrackets

Norwican

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 01:48 pm Click here to edit this post

ROFLMAO, my favorite color is pink.

My husband will be shocked to learn that I am an immature teasing hoochie who secretly hates him.

I guess it might work out though because his choice would be the color white - so according to this he thinks sex is filthy anyway!

Too funny, Moon

Lancecrossfire

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 01:57 pm Click here to edit this post

Blue for me.

Max--that comment was such a tease.

Max

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 02:03 pm Click here to edit this post

Lance, nice to see someone figured that out! Now, where is it you live again?

Mishamisha

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 06:59 pm Click here to edit this post

Yeah, Elitist, bring it on! (Of course, that could just be the teasing ho in me.)

Spamgirl

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 07:02 pm Click here to edit this post

Misha, you teasing ho!

ROFL

That's my new nickname for you... you should use it in irc :)

Lancecrossfire

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 12:08 am Click here to edit this post

Max--about 4 hours from you. Let's see; you have blue and red for the sex colors, you have a large capacity for love and caring and you are very creative.

So, if you end up with someone in the future, will he ever escape from your house? Will he ever want to???

Misslibra

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 01:53 am Click here to edit this post

Well actually it's hard for me to decide on one color, because I like them all. But Blue is my favorite on one day. Then maybe tomorrow it would be a deep purple, then on another day it would be a deep green, then on another ... well you get my drift, so I guess I'm all over the board on this one.

AZ, that is funny, about your daughter !

Guruchaz

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 07:11 am Click here to edit this post

Hmmm. My favorite color is maroon. What colors mix to make maroon?

Elitist

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 08:18 am Click here to edit this post

Isn't maroon a mix of magenta and chartreuse?

Max

Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 04:42 pm Click here to edit this post

LOL, Lance!
Maybe that's why I'm alone--fear that if I let anyone in, they'll never leave! :) I value my independence very highly!