Ease Stress... get a new name

The ClubHouse: General Discussions - Jan -Apr. 2001: April: Ease Stress... get a new name
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Azriel

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 12:59 pm Click here to edit this post

Using my maiden name, I'm Poopsie Hamsterbutt. I like Chucklefanny better!

Max

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 01:36 pm Click here to edit this post

I'd be Buttercup Diaperbrains.
When I was miserable...errr, I mean married, it would have been Buttercup Gorillafanny.

Willi

Thursday, March 08, 2001 - 01:51 pm Click here to edit this post

lol Max!

I'm glad your happily unmarried now :)

Admin

Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 09:59 am Click here to edit this post
Zippy Toiletbrain!?

Where do you get this stuff Moondance!?

Moondance

Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 10:05 am Click here to edit this post
That's Ms. Snotty PizzaChunks to you, Mr. TolietBrain:)

Yankee_In_Ca

Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 03:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Flunky Rhinochunks, occasional poster, here. Hilarious!

Tess

Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 05:33 pm Click here to edit this post
Okay, my secret is out now. Falafel PizzaChunks is my real name (maiden name ChuckleNose) Yikes! Loving wife of Buttercup PizzaChunks and proud mother of Snotty PizzaChunks. Oh, my.

Nancy091158

Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 05:56 pm Click here to edit this post
lol its better than "zippy barfsniffer" tess ;-)

Schoolmarm

Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 06:05 pm Click here to edit this post
oh, my!! I'm doofus pizzabuns....thank goodness I took my "birth name" back after the divorce...doofus bananafanny is too hard to say three times in a row without laughing!
Nancy...I think you have the winner with "barfsniffer" (Is that better or worse than toiletsniffer?)

Nancy091158

Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 06:08 pm Click here to edit this post
lol school--either one is pretty bad..i don't want to smell either one <g>

Zeb

Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 08:57 pm Click here to edit this post
Thanks to Moon for starting this. Reposting for those who haven't done this yet:


Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x =tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.

Egbok77

Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 10:04 pm Click here to edit this post
Dear Loopy Pottybuns,

Thanks for all the new games to play!!

Sincerely, Fluffy Pizzajuice

Zeb

Wednesday, April 25, 2001 - 10:09 pm Click here to edit this post
You bet

I have a few more but I don't want to overload.

Judy

Thursday, April 26, 2001 - 09:02 am Click here to edit this post
Moon - My kid LOVES captain underpants - and Dave Pilkey - they are great books!

:O

Signed,

Poopsie Monkeychunks

Moondance

Thursday, April 26, 2001 - 12:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Who is Moon, Judy?... My name is Snotty PizzaChunks :)

My Mom is a first/second grade teacher:)