Nancy091158 | Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 02:50 pm  TOUR GUIDE TERM .....and the...... TRANSLATION Old world charm ........... No bath Tropical .................. Rainy Majestic setting .......... A long way from town Options galore ............ Nothing is included in the itinerary Secluded hideaway ......... Impossible to find or get to Pre-registered rooms ...... Already occupied Explore on your own ....... Pay for it yourself Knowledgeable trip hosts .. They've flown in an airplane before No extra fees ............. No extras Nominal fee ............... Outrageous charge Standard .................. Sub-standard Deluxe .................... Standard Superior .................. One free shower cap All the amenities ......... Two free shower caps Plush ..................... Top and bottom sheets Gentle breezes ............ Occasional Gale-force winds Light and airy ............ No air conditioning Picturesque ............... Theme park nearby |
Azriel | Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 02:58 pm  ROFLMAO! I'll keep these all in mind, Nancy. |
Nancy091158 | Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 03:02 pm  umm--its too late for me LOL..but at least my Deluxe room is OK hehe ;-) |
Twiggyish | Sunday, April 15, 2001 - 06:21 pm  Those sound like realtor terms..LOL I work with a lot of realtors and they can make a dump sound palatial. |