If you could kick some ass, who's ass would you kick?

The ClubHouse: General Discussions - Jan -Apr. 2001: January: If you could kick some ass, who's ass would you kick?

Spamgirl

Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 12:16 pm Click here to edit this post

I wish I could kick some big bad ruler dude's ass... like Hussein, when he was being all warish... then I'd be a total hero

That would be cool.

what about you?

Digilady

Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 12:44 pm Click here to edit this post

Go back in history and kick Hitler's ass, until he no longer had one!

Spamgirl

Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 12:48 pm Click here to edit this post

yeah, he'd be the ultimate dude to kick the ass of...

Resortgirl

Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 02:55 pm Click here to edit this post

I'd kick the womans ass in our small town that told a friend of mine that I would have more friends if I gained 20-25 pounds. What is up with that?! I am happily married, no threat to anyone. The way the converstaion came up is that I told this friend that if I didn't have so many business obligations in this town I would move to Montana or something because I didn't feel like I had made a connection with many people since we moved here. That's when she told me of this converstation. Hmmmm....

Soeur

Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 03:23 pm Click here to edit this post

Resortgirl, it sounds like you are purrfectly formed and this woman suffers from the green-eyed monster. One way to pack on the pounds would be to give up smoking but we don't want to pander to her...

From what I have heard small communities can be very closed to outsiders and it can take a long time for new people to be accepted. I remember reading Noel Perrin's memoirs about moving to Vermont <very funny> and that after 20 years he was still referred to as a 'newcomer'!

Resortgirl

Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 04:13 pm Click here to edit this post

LOL Soeur... and I will not pander to her greeneyed self by giving up my smoking habit! Yes small towns are tough to crack but that was two years ago that the comment was made and I do have some very wonderful friends now. Not a HUGE number but enough to make me feel welcome and not yearn to move somewhere else. I stay slim for myself and myself only. Not to please anyone... but my hubby approves!

Max

Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 06:53 pm Click here to edit this post

Well, the target would change on a regular basis, but TODAY, it would be the IT guy at work who continually calls me "unprofessional" because I insist that he fix the problems we're having with a mailing list. He doesn't listen to what I'm telling him is happening. He's not interested in my suggestions of workarounds. He just keeps saying that it works and I'm the problem. Then, when I leave him a message explaining everything I've done so far, saying one alternative that's been proposed won't work and why, suggesting another possible alternative, and emphasizing that the issue MUST be resolved by Friday at the latest because we need to send out several messages to these groups of new employees (it was an acquisition that just completed before the holidays) and time is of the essence, he tells me I'm rude. So far, everything he's promised would work hasn't and I'm the one who is unprofessional??!! Bah Humbug!!

Too bad for him that I'm higher on the food chain than he is. I worked around him through a manager today and will no longer be dealing directly with him. Plus, his voicemail berating me for being rude and unprofessional was forwarded along to his manager with my concerns. This is the second time he's called me unprofessional, the first time was to the vice president of my group (who just laughed 'cause he knows better).

Anyway, I've never met the guy, but I'd love to kick him in the butt!

Okay, I feel much better now! :)

Misslibra

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 01:22 am Click here to edit this post

Come on now we must remain none violent, if we are expect to ever have World Peace ... Or am I dreaming ?

Lafatme

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 01:43 am Click here to edit this post

i thought long and hard and i can't come up with anyone whose ass i'd want to kick-sorry.

Noslonna

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 02:42 am Click here to edit this post

I love everyone... I cannot kick any ass. *beam*

Juju2bigdog

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 08:02 am Click here to edit this post

Way to go, Max. You go, girl.

Spamgirl

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 08:25 am Click here to edit this post

I'm with you Max, I have a daily asswhoopee in mind...

today: my husband, who installed a cd burner his friend lent him so that he could burn his stuff and his friend's...

installed it last week, it made itself the e drive, making the cdrom the f drive, pissing me off
after 6 hours of dling, the friend's file didn't work anyways
uninstalled it... didn't realize it, but it left a little bit of itself in the startup folder... today, brought my computer into complete chaos...

Yesterdays: Walmart, who sold me 3 goldfish... 1 had to be euthanized the night i brought it home... another has both Finrot/Tailrot and Air Bladder Disease and is slowly, but surely, dying... and the third will only breathe at the top, even though the water is fine...

after this, i'm sticking to neon tetras! rofl

Spamgirl

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 08:25 am Click here to edit this post

I know the asses Noslonna wants to plant her foot on... but I won't share :)

you're too PC nossie

Elitist

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 08:51 am Click here to edit this post

Nos would not kick anybody's ass. She is much too sweetness and light for that.

She told me so.

Wink

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 08:53 am Click here to edit this post

Psst Elitist. I think she's fibbing.

Spamgirl

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 09:07 am Click here to edit this post

ROFL eli has a gun to his head... noslonna is viscious! :)

but yes, I do know some asses nossie would kick if she had the opportunity... probably one swift kick each, but she'd kick 'em :)

Mishamisha

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 09:11 am Click here to edit this post

Right, Elit, and you believe everything we "ladies" tell you in chat. Right? Say yes! Now! Do it! <sweetly> pretty please? What if I beg? ROFL, we got him in the palm of our hands now, Nos.

Elitist

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 09:19 am Click here to edit this post

I would like to kick the asses of the guys at Patriot Computers. These guys took my money about 3 days before they filed bankruptcy and now I will definitely not get the Hot Wheels computer I was buying for my son for Christmas and probably not get my money back.

The bad thing is they are not supposed to close the credit card transaction till after they ship the product - this is some sort of credit card law or rule (I know since I do credit card processing). But they did it anyway.

I am disputing the charge with the credit card company by I doubt if that pans out. And the firm handling the bankruptcy has very politely said there is no chance in he|| that I will get any money.

So here is my size 13 boot - where is your fat a$$ Patriot Computers?

Elitist

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 09:21 am Click here to edit this post

I always believe everything you ladies say in chat. I also believe you can fall in love over the internet. That is why I have fallen for every woman on this board (and some of the guys too). I guess I just have a big heart.

Spamgirl

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 10:32 am Click here to edit this post

I hear ya Elit, I knew you'd say that :)

Elit, you're just easy ;)

Norwican

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 10:37 am Click here to edit this post

The Mayor of the city I live in... he's a real piece of work... and possibly the most boring public speaker in the history of mankind.

Spamgirl

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 10:43 am Click here to edit this post

Well, you can have our mayor instead! He's charismatic and exciting and a wonderful people person, but he has yet to do anything constructive in either his first or second term as mayor of the "Megacity"... as mayor of North York, he did lots of stuff - had an affair for 14 years which bore 2 kids who are now suing him for back child support, made it so that his company grew even though it was rather "shady", etc. etc.

Wink

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 10:46 am Click here to edit this post

But Spammy don't forget he IS going to bring the Olympics to Toronto!! Go Mel.

Spamgirl

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 11:04 am Click here to edit this post

Yeah, which is going to grind the city to a hault... bus service will be nil (like it isn't already... ha!)... rush hour will be 24 hours a day (like it isn't already)... if you think you can't get around downtown NOW, wait 'til the olympics get here...

It's going to be BRUTAL... thank god i live in the burbs! (although i live practically next to the olympium, and i think that's where they're going to be holding quite a few of the events )