Moondance | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:07 pm  Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names..... Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name: a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name: a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x =tofu y = gorilla z = stinker Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x =humperdinck y = brains z = juice Thus, for example, George W's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. |
Dilligaf | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:10 pm  Booger Lizardshorts here.... |
Mishamisha | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:12 pm  Pinky Pizzasniffer here. Hmmm, that actually kinda suits me!  |
Moondance | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:13 pm  Snotty PizzaChunks  |
Mishamisha | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:14 pm  Oh my, Flint would be Falafel Gigglehiney! |
Soeur | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:41 pm  Gidget Wafflebrains here, and I am married to Loopy Bananachunks. (My boss is now going to be known <privately> as Poopsie Rhinopants). Thanks Moon!  |
Mishamisha | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 04:49 pm  Apparently i can't read instructions. I'm actually Pinky Pizzabutt. I refuse to change Flint's, though! |
Azriel | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:10 pm  Poopsie Chucklefanny here My daughters Stinky and Pinky Chucklefanny are just going to love this. |
Twiggyish | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:19 pm  Zippy Gizzard Pants here =) |
Noslonna | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:25 pm  I am now Pinky BurgerChunks |
Noslonna | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:28 pm  I seem to be living with Funky LizardTushie... hmm |
Resortgirl | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:29 pm  Poopsie Liverchunks... LOL |
Gail | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:34 pm  And Al Gore is Stinky LizardTush - now that is a good one. hehehehehehehehe! |
Karuuna | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:37 pm  Thanks for posting this, Moonie, my son *loves* the Captain Underpants books, and, um, I'm kind of enjoying them too! Signed, Flunky Bubblebrain. (Bubblebrain? Does that have anything to do with my hair color?!) |
Moondance | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 05:41 pm  Karuuna...My Mom is a second grade teacher and it is one of their favorites There are some cute ones ... mine not one of them LOL signed... Snotty Pizzachunks |
Nancy091158 | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 06:45 pm  lol im zippy barfsniffer |
Leap | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 07:07 pm  I'm booger picklesniffer and my hubby is poopsie bubblechunks. We have been giggling about this since you posted it, Moon. |
Misslibra | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 10:24 pm  Dang Leap, Booger picklesniffer... Is it ok if we all just call you booger ? LOL Sorry Leap couldn't help myself. LOL Ok I'm Flunky Chucklenose, that's not to bad.  |
Guruchaz | Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 11:58 pm  I can't believe I'm posting this, but I'm Loopy Pottybuns. uh huh huh!! |
Glass | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 12:04 am  "Buttercup Liverbuns" here, Gee! I sound like an old hound dog. |
Egbok77 | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 12:12 am  Fluffy Pizzajuice here! |
Maire | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 02:13 am  Poopsie Monkeyfanny! sheesh (Haha, wait til Lance posts his, if he's brave enough! LOL!) |
Noslonna | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 02:24 am  My children are assorted Toiletbrains. I like it. |
Leap | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 08:55 am  ML - that's Ms. Picklesniffer, to you |
Mishamisha | Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 09:12 am  Well duh, Nos, with a mom like you!  |