~Colors & Sex~
The ClubHouse: General Discussions - Jan -Apr. 2001: January:
~Colors & Sex~
Moondance | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:47 am  What is your favorite color? Red Yellow Purple Black Green Orange Gray Blue White Pink Brown Red People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be aware. Yellow If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and turn toward the adaptable. In most cases the person will consent to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or admire. Purple Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification. Black Black color preferences point to black sex (not necessarily meaning black partners). These people are the misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of mobsters and teenage gangs is black attire. Green Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity. Orange Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm -- but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts on the sex partner's back. Gray Gray is referred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited about anything -- including color -- so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who prefer gray look at sex as a way of relieving tension -- but nothing more, nothing less. It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But when teamed with another color, the gray spouse considers the other's infidelity a blessing. When a gray marries another gray, the marriage is made in heaven. Blue Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are affectionate and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider love making a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a tidal wave rather than firery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is a wonderful mate -- never seeking outside interests. White If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight is unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals. Pink Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt their femininity -- but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like pink should keep a secret nest egg. Brown You're a real treasure for the right mate. Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair. |
Wink | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:53 am  Wow fresh, innocent, like a virgin. I'm likin this one. |
Mishamisha | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:55 am  ROFL Moonie, this is great. I'm definitely a Pink, sorry to admit. I can't wait to see Ego's answer. |
Soeur | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:57 am  Technically speaking, white and black (and gray) are not actually colours. So, what does that reveal in terms of the warped qualities reflected in their sexual perspectives? |
Soeur | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:00 am  I like a bluegreen blend... |
Noslonna | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:15 am  RED |
Gail | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:19 am  i like blue and i would say blue describes me pretty good |
Moondance | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:22 am  I like them all.... Some days I have a favorite and some days I just cannot decide... Soeur, this maybe more warped then the white, black, gray theory! |
Soeur | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:26 am  No, who doen't love a rainbow? You go girl! |
Moondance | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:31 am  BTW Soeur... as I was putting this together and doing the colored text, I was thinking about you ... you are post gifted (So is Nos) ... it took so many attempts to get them colored LOL |
Max | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:36 am  Blue for me with heavy undertones of red. Gee, if I ever end up with a partner again, he better watch out!  |
Lafatme | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 10:56 am  yeah max, i also have red days and blue days. today feels blue. |
Resortgirl | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:07 am  My favorite color is green, but I don't think my husband would agree with that definition of me... I must be like soeur, more of a blue/green. And dangit, I can't figure out how to do mine in color! |
Flint | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:09 am  Hmmm, maybe being blue isn't bad after all. ;) |
Sbw | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 11:14 am  I thought I liked white, maybe now I will reconsider. |
Elitist | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:02 pm  Well before I hit the thread, I already said blue, so I guess I will stick with it. Is that good Misha? |
Azriel | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:07 pm  I'm blue and sometimes I get in a red mood. |
Azriel | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:13 pm  I asked my daughter what her favorite color was. She said hot pink. I told her what pink said and she said, 'So basically you are telling me I'm a ho!' LOL! I asked what her second favorite color was and she said yellow. LOL! She is not happy with the color thing, to say the least! |
Moondance | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 12:14 pm  That is too funny Az... I am putting up another quiz... let's see what she will say! |
Soeur | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 01:40 pm  Resortgirl, you just type \green(or whatever colour)curlybrackets text curlybrackets |
Norwican | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 01:48 pm  ROFLMAO, my favorite color is pink. My husband will be shocked to learn that I am an immature teasing hoochie who secretly hates him. I guess it might work out though because his choice would be the color white - so according to this he thinks sex is filthy anyway! Too funny, Moon |
Lancecrossfire | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 01:57 pm  Blue for me. Max--that comment was such a tease. |
Max | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 02:03 pm  Lance, nice to see someone figured that out! Now, where is it you live again?  |
Mishamisha | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 06:59 pm  Yeah, Elitist, bring it on! (Of course, that could just be the teasing ho in me.) |
Spamgirl | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 07:02 pm  Misha, you teasing ho! ROFL That's my new nickname for you... you should use it in irc |
Lancecrossfire | Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 12:08 am  Max--about 4 hours from you. Let's see; you have blue and red for the sex colors, you have a large capacity for love and caring and you are very creative. So, if you end up with someone in the future, will he ever escape from your house? Will he ever want to??? |
Misslibra | Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 01:53 am  Well actually it's hard for me to decide on one color, because I like them all. But Blue is my favorite on one day. Then maybe tomorrow it would be a deep purple, then on another day it would be a deep green, then on another ... well you get my drift, so I guess I'm all over the board on this one. AZ, that is funny, about your daughter !  |
Guruchaz | Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 07:11 am  Hmmm. My favorite color is maroon. What colors mix to make maroon?  |
Elitist | Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 08:18 am  Isn't maroon a mix of magenta and chartreuse? |
Max | Saturday, January 06, 2001 - 04:42 pm  LOL, Lance! Maybe that's why I'm alone--fear that if I let anyone in, they'll never leave! I value my independence very highly! |
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