God and Goddess quiz.
The ClubHouse: General Discussions - Jan -Apr. 2001: January:
God and Goddess quiz.
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Azriel | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:13 pm  Whoa...I just took Are you a Sex God/Goddess Test? I'm still blushing oh my! A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, VENUS, the Goddess of Love and Beauty. Let's just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you're in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. Smooth as silk in sexual situations, you know how to make your lovers melt. And you awe men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! |
Gail | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:22 pm  HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace. She's a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality. You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly ways. But you probably don't appreciate casual encounters. Rather, you prefer purity and tradition. Because of these predilections, you tend to attract men who understand your nature and possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. When you finally arrive at the bedroom and your divine qualities are released, you reveal such sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words, with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack. In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, you require love and devotion from your partners. You are an attentive and giving lover who knows how to make your man feel sexy, appreciated, and fulfilled. When you show your stuff, it's like a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! |
Spamgirl | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:25 pm  A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, HERA, the Goddess of Devotion. She's a deity who demands total worship from her partner, and will go to great lengths to achieve the admiration she desires. You probably place a lot of value on monogamy and exclusivity, and you give yourself completely to your man. With so much devotion, you guarantee his satisfaction in all facets of your relationship. You feel most comfortable when there's an intimate connection between you and your partner. When you feel that security, you abandon your sexual inhibitions and set your divine powers loose. You are a profound and passionate lover who believes that great sex means more than just a union of your bodies. To feel truly free, you believe that your heart and mind must be a part of the experience. When that total involvement finally happens, it's like a light drops down from heaven. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! |
Azriel | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:28 pm  Ooo Gail, I like that one better than mine! |
Lancecrossfire | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:28 pm  Something obviously went wrong. I answered all the questions truthfully, and this came out in the end. At least they got it right that I'm not all that suave (although I have used Suave shampoo--does that count??) VULCAN, God of Fire. In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god. |
Gail | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:29 pm  Lance, I'm drooling! |
Lancecrossfire | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:33 pm  Vulcan?? Does this mean I'm Spock?! Hell, I'd be drooling too if I thought it were correct. Yours came out pretty nice too Gail (warm!)! Az, looks like you can light up a guy's fire! How is the dating scene going for you? Spam, so, he's got to be yours, and nothing it is going to break his focus. Great for you! |
Azriel | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:34 pm  Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?  |
Wink | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:41 pm  Hestia, you probably don't appreciate casual encounters, you are an attentive and giving lover, and you attract men that possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. Yup, Yup, Yup. Good one Azriel. |
Max | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:44 pm  A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken! The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, the Goddess ATHENA. You're a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern woman. Strong and sensual, you're someone who doesn't shy away from a challenge. In fact, it's precisely the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead and make sure that nothing's over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity and worship your ways. You demand and receive respect from whomever you decide to bed. And like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
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Lancecrossfire | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:46 pm  Max, why am I not surprised. |
Spamgirl | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:47 pm  Of course, Lancie... would you expect anything less from me? (Now where is that whip again?) |
Max | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:48 pm  ROFL Lance! |
Lancecrossfire | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:53 pm  Spam, a whip? I can respect that! |
Wink | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:55 pm  Lance aren't you supposed to be out building me a log cabin somewhere? |
Spamgirl | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 06:59 pm  ROFL Lancie |
Lancecrossfire | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 07:01 pm  Wink, I don't have a chain saw. I can only behead people. |
Wink | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 07:03 pm  OK |
Lancecrossfire | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 07:04 pm  Max, do you make the guy do all the house work? |
Juju2bigdog | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 07:30 pm  Oh hell, there's just not enough buckets of cold water in the world. <Juju2bigdog phones out for saltpeter>
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Max | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 07:46 pm  Lance, Only if he agrees to do it wearing nothing but tight black pants and suspenders. Otherwise, I prefer to pay someone to do the housework so that there's time for other things.  |
Lancecrossfire | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 07:57 pm  Max, why not tight black shorts--that are fairly short? Good thinking on the idea of paying someone else! |
Max | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 08:04 pm  Lance, I suppose that's acceptable as long as he has nice legs and doesn't wear black socks. White gym socks are cool, though. Oh, I forgot to mention that this whole get-up is only acceptable if he's not overly hairy. I prefer my rugs to be on the floor, not on my men! (I think this is my new mascot!) |
Digilady | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 08:28 pm  (erm....) Heavens above -- you are an absolute goddess in bed! Your deeply sensual nature and sexual confidence drive men crazy with desire. Persephone, goddess of the night, is your inner deity and she guides your every move. To learn more about your divine bedroom talents, sign up with Emode. As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you're very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with your sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! (yah, it's all lies!) |
Ocean_Islands | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 08:49 pm  ZEUS, God of Thunder. Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god. |
Tukuul | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 09:04 pm  Sex God or Goddess? That's an easy choice. I pick Sex God. ba boom ching! |
Moondance | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 10:44 pm  VENUS - the Goddess of Love and Beauty Let's just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, you fill men with desire. Taking pride in your appearance, you have a very feminine way about you. Although you have perfected the art of innocent flirting, beneath that naive exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. And once you're in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. Smooth as silk in sexual situations, you know how to make your lovers melt. And you awe men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. You are a diva of delight. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess! |
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