** Guru's Confessional **

The ClubHouse: General Discussions - Jan -Apr. 2001: March: ** Guru's Confessional **

Guruchaz

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 08:38 am Click here to edit this post

Yes, I can no longer hide this fact any longer. Merlin is correct and this announcement will be shocking to many of you. Some of you will even go bonkers and think the worst but please retain your hostility. I am very ashamed for all the confusion that started out as a prank and escalated into personal mayhem.

At the risk of being booted off the site, I must admit that I am an 82 year old lady named Charlene from Sarasota, FL. I like knitting, baking, chatting on the internet, basket weaving, quilt making, painting, crafting, espionage, and techno music. Oh, and New Age really jams my inner soul.

uh huh huh

Merlin

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 08:45 am Click here to edit this post

Now we will see who can found out the discrepancies in that confession Charlene.

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 08:47 am Click here to edit this post

Hi Charlene. Sarasota, FL.?? Do you know Randy Savage?

No underwater basket weaving?

Twiggyish

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 08:52 am Click here to edit this post

Sarasota? Ok, I would like to meet you Charlene.

1. What famous mansion is located in your city?
2. What famous artist has a museum in your town?
3. Name one beach in the area. (yes, they have names)
4. Who is the mayor?
5. Name the malls..

Merlin

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 08:54 am Click here to edit this post

good one twiggy, I bet Charlene is on google.com right this moment trying to find those answers.

Guruchaz

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:44 am Click here to edit this post

Google? Google? I haven't googled in over 43 years.


1. The John Ringling Mansion

2. Ringling Museum of Art

3. Venice Beach

4. Mayor Mollie Cardamone

5. St. Armand's Circle, Sarasota Square Mall, South Gate Mall, Sarasota Outlet Center, and Gulf Coast Factory Outlet

Rollerboy

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:06 am Click here to edit this post

Ms. Charlene, if I may call you that, I really love a good hand made quilt and am always on the lookout for new sources. Do you use traditional or orginal patterns? What are your prices like and will you post some photos of your work?

Also, why did you stop googling at the relatively young age of 39? Don't you miss it? Did some horrible man do you wrong or was it a physical thing?

Guruchaz

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:15 am Click here to edit this post

Oh, I never post pictures. It would hurt my business.
uh huh huh!

Well, I suppose I stopped googling at the age of 39 because that's when I started ESOing. Of course, it helps to have a partner that can keep up. Most couldn't and I had to wish them well.

Twiggyish

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:28 am Click here to edit this post

BRAVA Charlene and you named several great shopping areas!

Charlene, you and I will have to meet for tea at St. Armand's Circle..lol

Guruchaz

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:30 am Click here to edit this post

That would be a hoot. lol!

Guruchaz

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:39 pm Click here to edit this post

We could meet at Merlin's instead for some good coffee.

Juju2bigdog

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:20 pm Click here to edit this post

Gugu, I am really a 72 year old man, but I dig older women. If you might think about googling again, I am you man.

Misslibra

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:33 pm Click here to edit this post

JuJu LOL

Noslonna

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 10:41 pm Click here to edit this post

ok all... I believe almost anything but Guru and Juju did NOT run away to Oz together! I think...

Guruchaz

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:41 pm Click here to edit this post

Juju! You must be online from Australia. Where did you find a computer?

Max

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:50 pm Click here to edit this post

Juju and Guru together on one of the best HBO shows around? Gosh, I thought the season for "Oz" just ended. They must be filming in advance for next year!

Noslonna

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 12:06 am Click here to edit this post

say 10 hail marys, take an aspirin and call merlin in the morning. all will be forgiven.