What kind of horny toad are you?

The ClubHouse: General Discussions - Jan -Apr. 2001: January: What kind of horny toad are you?

Ocean_Islands

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:12 am Click here to edit this post

Is it just the weather or is there a serious case of horny toad goin' around this board?

It's raining horndogs and horncats!

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:17 am Click here to edit this post

Once again, Ocean, you might be onto something. Did you see the movie Magnolia? sort of like the ending of that movie.

Ocean_Islands

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:26 am Click here to edit this post

Juju its time to face the music and fess up. Are you a horndog or horncat.

p.s. no i didn't see magnolia

Admin

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:45 am Click here to edit this post

Well the horndogs and horncats better watch Temptation Island when it starts!

Willi

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:50 am Click here to edit this post

A little "Horny Toad ditty" for all of you:
(courtesy of Monty Harper)
All details of the lyrics are scientifically accurate to boot :)


Left over from the age of the dinosaur, he's a Horny Toad.
He's a cold-blooded horn-headed insectivore, yeah he's a Horny Toad.
He's a squat round lizard with a spiny sense of style.
People call him a toad but he's a - reptile.
He's a Horny Toad, a little Horny Toad - Horny Toad.


Now he's really rather shy and doesn't want you to see that he's a Horny Toad.
That's why his color pattern blends with the scenery, that clever Horny Toad.
You'll catch him scampering a bit, but then he stops and lies flat
while your eyes keep moving, and - Hey, where's he at?
He's a Horny Toad, a sneaky Horny Toad - Horny Toad.


Chorus:
Pop up out of the ground. Get warm in the sun.
Gobble harvester ants until the day is done.
Do the Horny Toad shake. Wiggle side to side.
Dig down into the soil. It's a cozy way to hide
for a Horny Toad, a sleepy Horny Toad - Horny Toad.


He'll try to make you think he's dead, acting so laid back, that tricky
Horny Toad.
He might warn you with a hiss if you try to make a snack out of the Horny Toad.
He can puff himself up to unusual size.
When he's really provoked he squirts blood from his eyes.
He's a Horny Toad. Don't eat the Horny Toad - Horny Toad.


(Chorus)


We used to find him all over in the arid loamy sand, the common Horny Toad.
But now days fire ants and humans are encroaching on his land,
endangered Horny Toad.
So if you see him in his habitat, he'll thank you very much
when you take a good look, but - don't touch!
Mr. Horny Toad, protected Horny Toad - Horny Toad

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:27 am Click here to edit this post

Ocean, according to the definition above, it would appear Juju is a Horny Toad.

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:31 am Click here to edit this post

<Juju2bigdog, getting somewhat provoked, squirts blood from eyes>



thanks, willi

Digilady

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:54 am Click here to edit this post

LOL JuJu!!!

Bamagirl

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:55 am Click here to edit this post

In another chat last night we were talking about horn toads...funny to come see this posted here today.. (not the same type we were talking about though ROTFL)

Willi

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:33 am Click here to edit this post

Tasty Juju.

Can I have a horndog to go with it?

:)

Tukuul

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 10:30 am Click here to edit this post

* The Story of Ol' Rip (the most famous Texas horny toad)*

http://www.texas-ec.org/tcp/oldrip.html

Bamagirl

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 10:43 am Click here to edit this post

Tuk I was born in San Angelo, and use to play with them all the time...Wouldn't do it now though LOL

Will pass this url to the group that was talking about them last night..thanks!

Flint

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:40 pm Click here to edit this post

The horniest kind.

Mishamisha

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:40 pm Click here to edit this post

<cough>

Max

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:43 pm Click here to edit this post

Can I plead the 5th?

Flint

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:45 pm Click here to edit this post

Flint hops around the site while waiting for a drive.

Guruchaz

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:40 pm Click here to edit this post

Miss Daisy isn't here.

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:44 pm Click here to edit this post

Max--no, you may not. Well, not and get any renaissance men..stripping or not.

Max

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:51 pm Click here to edit this post

Okay, Lance, you first!

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 05:03 pm Click here to edit this post

Well, Flint took my initial answer, so I'll have to come up with a different type. I'll go with being a regular, average, everyday, down-to-earth, home cooking kind of horny toad--that is puffed up so I don't get eaten. I'll squirt blood from my eyes later.

Max

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 05:18 pm Click here to edit this post

Okay, I'd have to say I'm a horny toadette, extremely adept at fading into the background when I wish to remain unnoticed, yet equally able to display my finery when I want to be the center of attention. Most of the time, I'm a down-to-earth, blues-lovin', road cruisin', easy goin' toad. However, when provoked, I can quickly puff up to twice normal size, bear the thorniest of spikes, and squirt noxious substances from my eyes.

Tukuul

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:55 pm Click here to edit this post

Ok, horny I admit but I'm definitely not a toad...at least not since Big Brother. LOL!

Misslibra

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:00 pm Click here to edit this post

Well I must say, I am very surprise that there aren't more people posting in this thread. This board is just over flowing with horniness. So much so that people are now bleeding from there eyes ... LOL

Oh BTW I'm not horny, I have hot, juicy, wild, hours long sex every night baby !!


Oh alright I'm lying ... so sue me !

Guruchaz

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:05 pm Click here to edit this post

It keeps going and going and going and going

uh huh huh Just kidding.

Tukuul

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 11:30 pm Click here to edit this post

<smacks Gu upside the head>

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:24 am Click here to edit this post

Max, I like the fact that you follow through. No doubt that extends into many other areas too!

Misslibra, I bet it's not far from reality!

Guru, TuKuul, you guys are primed for the games on the tube, and on the board. TuK--you going to apply?

Tukuul

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 08:57 am Click here to edit this post

Part of me says yes and the other part wants to experience things from the outside. I'm not sure yet, Lance. Besides, I have a lot of outside commitments right now and some catching up to do.