Mssilhouette | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:17 pm     <removed> Oops  |
Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:17 pm     She scrubbed and she scrubbed... |
Mssilhouette | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:17 pm     <Go ahead > |
Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:20 pm     (Limericks have only 5 lines right? So I guess we start a new one....) There once was a red neck named Krista... |
Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:22 pm     LOL Missilhouette!! Sorry I messed up, yours were great, can you put them back?!  |
Mssilhouette | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:36 pm     LOL I think I forgot Okay lemme start again from the last few posts: There once was a model named Shannon.... And boy was she a loose canon! A toothbrush she used To clean the loo free of poo |
Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:44 pm     And that was the last of Ms. Shannon (sorry I am awful at this!) Limericks have five lines right? The first two must ryhme, the next two must rhyme and the last line must rhyme with the first? Just checking...  |
Babyruth | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:55 pm     Yep! That's right, Delilah! Here's one I wrote: A pitbull who once loved to fight Now plays violin every night When listeners come near He tells them "Don't fear! My Bach is much worse than my bite!"
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Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 05:58 pm     Babyruth that is fantastic!! I found a website devoted to limericks and you should submit yours! http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/
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Babyruth | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:01 pm     One more I wrote: A psychic who worked from her chair Said the weather ahead would be fair When it started raining A man muttered, "Anything well done by a medium is rare!"
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Babyruth | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:02 pm     oh, thanks, Delilah- I wrote these a few years ago under the influence of wine and friends egging me on. I'll check out the site! |
Weinermr | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:13 pm     There once was a group of kind souls Who watched all Big Brothers and Moles Some single, some married Their interests were varied Now humor is one of their goals |
Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:15 pm     You guys are brilliant!! The site is funny Babyruth, especially the *naughty* ones, there are some really crazy ones in there! Weiner, good to see you! We have missed you over at the mole site  |
Weinermr | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:18 pm     Hi Delilah, thanks! I haven't been on here as much the last few days, and gosh darn it, I missed the Mole this week, and forgot to tape it!! I'm going to have to catch up, and be back at it that much stronger after this week's episode. |
Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:19 pm     I hope so, I have taped both episodes if you would like to catch up. Let me know  |
Weinermr | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:26 pm     I once knew the poster Delilah, Whose posts danced with joy just like Twyla, Her opinions she shared, And they told you she cared, But I don't know if she likes papaya
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Weinermr | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:34 pm     We all know that Donut confection, Who started this thread with affection, Whether movies or fun, She recruits everyone, She would win every pastry election |
Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 06:52 pm     Hooray for Weiner!! Those are magnificent! I love mine and I am going to print it out and put it on my notice board! I have never had my very own limerick before - thanks so much And my buddy Donut's is fantastic too! ::::Delilah is very grateful and this has certainly made her day:::
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Delilah | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 07:16 pm     I just wanted to say thank you again Weiner, I absolutely love it that you wrote a limerick in my honour!! I will never forget it OK, off to bed now with my book, nite all! |
Spygirl | Tuesday, October 09, 2001 - 07:28 pm     Oooo! Ooo! I want one!!! Pick me! |
Delilah | Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 03:26 am     Good morning everyone I want to finish off the Shannon one from yesterday: There once was a model named Shannon And boy was she a loose canon She scrubbed and she scrubbed Cavorted in the hot tub And she was the next one for bannin’
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Delilah | Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 03:28 am     One more before I jump in the shower.... There once was a redneck named Krista Who had quite a few fever blisters But it didn’t deter Mike Boogie from her For he jumped into bed, spooned and kissed her Can you tell I was dreaming of Limericks? LOL  |
Donut | Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 10:50 am     Boy did i miss a party here or what!! These are really great you guys, and weinermr thanks for my very own and Delilah, you are really cookin' now! it looks like Perpetual punning was getting too confusing, so as as long as people are finishing up the ones that were started, i'll finish the one that i began yesterday about Mike: When Boogie got down on his knees and said "Krista, Marry me please" Will said "stop picking beaus and just stick to your nose and leave all the limelight to me!" |
Donut | Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 11:05 am     ok, spy girl you asked for it, and i'm no weiner but a donut is surely the logical female counterpart to a weiner so here goes: spygirl the great live feed poster is more fun than a big roller coaster she got lots of buddies to help with her study we raise up our glasses to toast her! |
Donut | Wednesday, October 10, 2001 - 11:10 am     well if anyone wants to get back to perpetual limericking i will start one, but keep those great whole ones coming too! Nicole who had eyebrows tatooed |