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Ryn

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, just popped into my head, maybe this will go no where, just toss out anything you have....

As a little background there is a song by my fav band called "Crazy", here are the lyrics

I climb the walls of my mind just
Like I'm climbing on a jungle gym
I am more than content with
The state of mind I am in
'Cause I am crazy just like you
I am crazy just like you.

I don't think I need a rubber room,
But, that might be nice.
I'm not a manic depressive,
Paranoid or schizophrenic so I don't need your advice.
I am crazy just like you

The lights are on but nobody's home.
My elevator doesn't go to the top.
I'm not playing with a full deck.
I've lost my marbles.

I'm a few bricks short of a load
But a full load always hurt my back.
I flew over the cuckoo's nest and
I'm never ever coming back because
I am crazy just like you
I am crazy


I will post a couple I am sure you guys will come up with tons :)

A few fries short of a Happy Meal

Ryn

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Only one oar in the water

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
One wheel stuck in the sand

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
On sandwich short of a picnic

Ryn

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
hehe - exactly grooch!!!

Ryn

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I guess maybe this is kinda "Crazy and or Dumb" lines.....

Ryn

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
His receiver is off the hook

Lancecrossfire

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 08:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
4 bottles short of a 6 pack.

Dilligaf

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 10:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.....

Faerygdds

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 10:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
As we say in the South

His butter don't cross his biscuit

Lancecrossfire

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wick doesn't dip into the oil.

Faerygdds

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Merlin, here's one for you:

Half a bubble off plum.

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
FB, Here's one for you:

Bats in her belfry

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wink, for you:

Off her Rocker

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Moon:

Skittish as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tess:

Her driveway doesn't go all the way to the road

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Survivor Keith:

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Willi:

She knits with one needle

Twiggyish

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 12:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
These all describe the Peter Pan wannabe posted in another thread..LOL

Grooch

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 12:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That could be a new one Twiggy:

Peter Pan Wannabe

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Faerygdds

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 12:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A french fry short of a Happy Meal

Highlander

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 03:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A card shy of a deck

Schoolmarm

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 03:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, here's one for me!

Four dissertation chapters short of a PhD

<schoolmarm posts and runs back to writing, dragging the laptop to the porch for a hint of a cool breeze>

Lobster

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 03:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Nine cents short of a dime.