Neko | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 06:07 pm     LOL Weinermr!!You really should write a book with all these limericks!!Hehehe |
Weinermr | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 05:37 pm     Thanks Neko, it's nice to be appreciated!  |
Babyruth | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 05:48 pm     There once was a poster named Weiner Whose wit could not be any keener He's a talented one who is quick with a pun His poems couldn't be any cleaner. Although his name really is weiner he's not the kind you eat for dinner Though I bet he is fun When wedged in a bun I'd prefer him just plump and not leaner. |
Weinermr | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 05:56 pm     My writings are thought of as clean, You are judging by posts you have seen But my thoughts are not pure And I know there's no cure Read my mind and you'd know what I mean
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Babyruth | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 06:14 pm     Thank goodness you're not just G-rated Or else we would all be sedated While reading your mind I knew I would find Some risque stuff I wish I'd created. |
Weinermr | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 06:25 pm     Babyruth you are right as can be Your suggestion makes great sense to me Spicing up our great prose Keeping mods on their toes Will revive all these threads, you will see. |
Babyruth | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 06:35 pm     There once was a mod from Nantucket... (take it away, weiner!!) |
Weinermr | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 07:15 pm     That's right Babyruth, put me on the spot! LOL I'll have to ponder this one.... |
Babyruth | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 07:57 pm     Whose shirt was so long he could tuck it, (come on, Weinermr! LOL) With Weiner's mind in the gutter Full of things best not uttered, He passed off to Baby and ducked it. LOL |
Billyjobobbrain | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 09:33 pm     about that guy from Nantucket, I heard it would fit in a bucket, when I heard it again, I thought with a grin, Even if it did fit in a bucket why the heck would it end up there?This guy just ain't right!I mean a bucket?Gee Wally, what's up with that. |
Billyjobobbrain | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 09:37 pm     a bucket you say...of all things ...why not just try to cram it in his ear or something.I mean ...a bucket??? |
Weinermr | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 09:41 pm     All right, all right, I'm chicken! I admit it!!! There once was a mod from Nantucket, Censoring posts was his job which he sucked at Dirty language and thoughts Were the dangers he fought He finally quit and said "F*ck it" Sorry mods! It's just humor!
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Weinermr | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 11:49 pm     See Babyruth, it took me awhile, but I found my bad self LOL. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming........ |
Weinermr | Friday, November 09, 2001 - 09:21 am     It's Friday and work is so busy And I'm drinking a soda that's fizzy At Survivor I suck I just have no luck That whacked tribal swap made me dizzy |
Weinermr | Friday, November 09, 2001 - 09:28 am     I was glad they made young Silas go 'Cause I think he was quite the young schmoe He schmoozed and he plotted His alliances rotted So great! He is off of the show |
Kayewer | Friday, November 09, 2001 - 09:28 am     I'm having a day of much mirth, For it is the day of my birth. I plan to partake of slices of cake Resulting in inches more girth! |
Weinermr | Friday, November 09, 2001 - 10:43 am     Happy Birthday to our friend Kayewer! We celebrate this great TV viewer! We wish you great cheer! And a glorious year! We send all our best wishes to her! |
Weinermr | Friday, November 09, 2001 - 10:48 am     Last week they all booted that Linda, She was the spaciest one we've got wind 'a She was New Age and stuff And I just had enough If she still was around they'd have skinned her |
Weinermr | Friday, November 09, 2001 - 11:13 am     There are new tribes now Boran/Samburu To keep track you need a great guru With team members swapped And alliances chopped Those Survivors are now going cuckoo |
Weinermr | Friday, November 09, 2001 - 11:19 am     There are many that cannot stand Lindsey Her patience and poise they are chintzy They have said that she whines And I think there are signs She'll be gone on the day after Wednesday |