Donut | Tuesday, October 23, 2001 - 10:29 am     Chicken Run Lola Run- After escaping from the chicken coop, all the hens must now save thier roosters by running and running until their eggs become scrambled |
Donut | Wednesday, October 24, 2001 - 10:00 pm     Sling Blade Runner--" I reckon i'm lookin' for them replicants and some french fried potaters, mmmmmm hmmmmm." |
Babyruth | Thursday, October 25, 2001 - 07:52 am     LOL at ALL of these!!! These are ALL fantastic!!! (Sling Blade Runner did make me spit coffee all over the monitor just now, tho-) |
Weinermr | Thursday, October 25, 2001 - 08:20 am     "Close Encounters of the Third Kind Hearts and Coronets" Strange happenings in the heartland, as salt of the earth Mid-Westerners are visited by well meaning French movie directors who use mysterious hand signals, and mysterious space visitors, who all amazingly enough, resemble Obi Wan Kenobi. |
Donut | Thursday, October 25, 2001 - 01:03 pm     i knew weinerdog would elevate this to a new level! and thanks babyruth! Great thread! you are one of my major spittake causers too. Boy last week delilah said i made her spit tea , now its your coffee. i guess this donut is not of the proper dunking type, better keep me away from all hot beverages  |
Weinermr | Thursday, October 25, 2001 - 03:58 pm     "The Citizen Kane Mutiny Trial" Thinly veiled tale of a multimedia giant who is disgraced in a naval court martial, for replacing the lifeboats on his battleship with child sized sleds all named Rosebud. |
Weinermr | Thursday, October 25, 2001 - 04:05 pm     "Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Notting Hill" The medieval swashbuckler played by Hugh Grant bumbles his way into a sword fight to the death with the Sheriff of Notting Hill, whose wife is played by Julia Roberts. The movie was scrapped due to casting problems. Kiefer Sutherland, Benjamin Bratt, and Lyle Lovett all turned down the coveted role of Sheriff. There was a rumor that Elizabeth Hurley volunteered to play the role in drag just for the chance at stabbing Robin Hood in the heart. |
Billyjobobbrain | Thursday, October 25, 2001 - 05:16 pm     "Hill Street Blues Brothers" The story of two ex-S.W.A.T. team members who travel all over New York trying to put the team back together for one more kill!! |
Billyjobobbrain | Friday, October 26, 2001 - 02:34 am     "Three men and Rosemary's Baby" A baby suddenly appears on your door.Your taken in by it's devilish charms.You and your bachelor friends try to do the right thing.It's an excorsise in futility.Fun for the whole family ! |
Weinermr | Sunday, October 28, 2001 - 10:23 am     "Now Star Trek Voyager" Bette Davis plays a spinster who suffers a nervous breakdown - after a long stay in a sanitarium and treatment by a bald-headed holographic doctor, she takes a fateful voyage on a starship which is suddenly transported millions of light years away to the Delta Quadrant. There she meets and falls in love with a romantic but flawed married man with an outcast daughter, befriends the daughter, and learns from her new love how to light two cigarettes at once with a phaser. |
Billyjobobbrain | Tuesday, October 30, 2001 - 10:46 pm     "Gone with the Winds of War" The wounds were scarlet but frankly nobody gave a damn! |
Weinermr | Wednesday, October 31, 2001 - 08:32 pm     "L.A. Slaw" The life and loves of cutthroat pastrami carvers at a So Cal deli. |
Donut | Friday, November 02, 2001 - 11:50 pm     you guys are getting wacky, but of course always funny! btw, weiner, what is the original reference for slaw?? i remember the pickle man movie but not a slaw movie! |
Donut | Friday, November 02, 2001 - 11:53 pm     Lassie Come Home Alone- Lassie applies for unemployment after she is no longer needed to save Timmy because he has learned to save himself using all sorts of sound clips and paint cans and anvils. |
Donut | Saturday, November 03, 2001 - 12:01 am     Frasier vs. Ali-- Will Smith and Kelsey Grammer go at it in the ring and then hang out in a Beverly Hills Seattle style coffeeshop |
Billyjobobbrain | Saturday, November 03, 2001 - 09:42 am     Dirty Danceing with Wolves A wild western about square danceing wolves and the struggle to have them outlawed. |
Billyjobobbrain | Saturday, November 03, 2001 - 01:44 pm     Saving Private Parts The sad tail of Howard Stern trying to stop well endowed woman from getting breast reduction surgury. |
Billyjobobbrain | Saturday, November 03, 2001 - 08:37 pm     Here are just a few movie titles without the summery of each. "Miricle on Elm Street" "Gorilla's in the Blue Lagoon" "A Man Called Horsefly" "Night of the Living Dude Where's My Car?" "Grumpy Old Men in Black" "The Quick and the Drop Dead Gorgeous" "Nightmare on Wall Street" "The Legend of Sleepy Hollywood Nights" "Jaws of the Nile" "The Santa Claus Rush Hour" "Looking for Mr.Good,theBad,and the Ugly" "A Fistful of Flubber" "Valley of the Dollars" "When Dirty Harry Met Sally" "I Know What You Did Last Summer of "42" "So I Married a Pumkinhead" "My Mother the Money Pit" "Ferris Bueller's Day in Gorky Park" "A Streetcar Named The Excorsist" "Splendor in the Grass at Ridgemont High" "The Hunt for Fried Green Tomatoes" "Romeo Must Diehard" |
Weinermr | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 04:24 pm     Donut - I cheated. I made up the slaw reference only because I thought the name L.A. Slaw was hilarious. Sometimes I'm my own best audience (or my ONLY audience! LOL). |
Weinermr | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 04:26 pm     LOL Billyjobobbrain |
Babyruth | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 04:47 pm     Hey you Weiner man- you stole my line! LOL I am my own best audience and usually my only audience, too! Been bemoaning that for years. That's ok, maybe we can start a support group. Oh, but then we'd be each other's audience....never mind..... |
Weinermr | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 05:47 pm     Great idea Babyruth! We are now charter members of the "I Think I'm Hilarious But Everyone Just Looks At Me Like I'm Nuts" support group. |
Rabbit | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 05:53 pm     Question 1: Can you be drafted in against your will? Like an intervention? Question 2: What are the dues? |
Weinermr | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 06:01 pm     Answer 1: I think it's more a matter of being born into membership - it becomes one's heritage - your destiny. Answer 2: If you qualify as a member, you've been paying the dues for years. |
Babyruth | Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 06:21 pm     Rabbit, if the answer to question one were true, you'd be first in line. LOL Weiner, you get behind him and hold him firmly but gently by the ears and I'll go get the brainwasher Answer 2: There are dues but no don'ts. |
Billyjobobbrain | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 04:07 pm     The due dues are getting deep |
Oregonfire | Monday, November 05, 2001 - 04:10 pm     I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member. BA-DA-BUM (Thank Groucho, not me) |
Angelnikki | Tuesday, November 06, 2001 - 03:12 pm     thank you groucho |