Archive through November 09, 2001
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The ClubHouse: Archives: Perpetual Game # 8437- LIMERICKS: Archive through November 09, 2001

Neko

Sunday, November 04, 2001 - 06:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Weinermr!!You really should write a book with all these limericks!!Hehehe

Weinermr

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 05:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Neko, it's nice to be appreciated!

Babyruth

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 05:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a poster named Weiner
Whose wit could not be any keener
He's a talented one
who is quick with a pun
His poems couldn't be any cleaner.

Although his name really is weiner
he's not the kind you eat for dinner
Though I bet he is fun
When wedged in a bun
I'd prefer him just plump and not leaner.

Weinermr

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 05:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My writings are thought of as clean,
You are judging by posts you have seen
But my thoughts are not pure
And I know there's no cure
Read my mind and you'd know what I mean

Babyruth

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 06:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thank goodness you're not just G-rated
Or else we would all be sedated
While reading your mind
I knew I would find
Some risque stuff I wish I'd created.

Weinermr

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 06:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Babyruth you are right as can be
Your suggestion makes great sense to me
Spicing up our great prose
Keeping mods on their toes
Will revive all these threads, you will see.

Babyruth

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 06:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a mod from Nantucket...

(take it away, weiner!!)

Weinermr

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 07:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That's right Babyruth, put me on the spot! LOL I'll have to ponder this one....

Babyruth

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 07:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Whose shirt was so long he could tuck it,
(come on, Weinermr! LOL)

With Weiner's mind in the gutter
Full of things best not uttered,
He passed off to Baby and ducked it.
LOL

Billyjobobbrain

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 09:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
about that guy from Nantucket,
I heard it would fit in a bucket,
when I heard it again,
I thought with a grin,
Even if it did fit in a bucket why the heck would it end up there?This guy just ain't right!I mean a bucket?Gee Wally, what's up with that.

Billyjobobbrain

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 09:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a bucket you say...of all things ...why not just try to cram it in his ear or something.I mean ...a bucket???

Weinermr

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 09:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
All right, all right, I'm chicken! I admit it!!!

There once was a mod from Nantucket,
Censoring posts was his job which he sucked at
Dirty language and thoughts
Were the dangers he fought
He finally quit and said "F*ck it"

Sorry mods! It's just humor!

Weinermr

Monday, November 05, 2001 - 11:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
See Babyruth, it took me awhile, but I found my bad self LOL. Now, back to our regularly scheduled programming........

Weinermr

Friday, November 09, 2001 - 09:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
It's Friday and work is so busy
And I'm drinking a soda that's fizzy
At Survivor I suck
I just have no luck
That whacked tribal swap made me dizzy

Weinermr

Friday, November 09, 2001 - 09:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I was glad they made young Silas go
'Cause I think he was quite the young schmoe
He schmoozed and he plotted
His alliances rotted
So great! He is off of the show

Kayewer

Friday, November 09, 2001 - 09:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm having a day of much mirth,
For it is the day of my birth.
I plan to partake
of slices of cake
Resulting in inches more girth!

Weinermr

Friday, November 09, 2001 - 10:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Happy Birthday to our friend Kayewer!
We celebrate this great TV viewer!
We wish you great cheer!
And a glorious year!
We send all our best wishes to her!

Weinermr

Friday, November 09, 2001 - 10:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Last week they all booted that Linda,
She was the spaciest one we've got wind 'a
She was New Age and stuff
And I just had enough
If she still was around they'd have skinned her

Weinermr

Friday, November 09, 2001 - 11:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There are new tribes now Boran/Samburu
To keep track you need a great guru
With team members swapped
And alliances chopped
Those Survivors are now going cuckoo

Weinermr

Friday, November 09, 2001 - 11:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There are many that cannot stand Lindsey
Her patience and poise they are chintzy
They have said that she whines
And I think there are signs
She'll be gone on the day after Wednesday