Perpetual Game # 8437- LIMERICKS
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Babyruth

Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 08:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OH MY GOSH you guys are so sweet!
My folder is really a treat!
My smile is so big
And I'm dancing a jig
Friends like you guys for sure can't be beat!

Thanks so much!

Urgrace

Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 02:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
How's your car? Does it still need repair?
Is your weather still cold in the air?
Lim'ricks like these
Are such a breeze
For Mr Weiner, who writes with a flair.

Weinermr

Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 07:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Urgrace, let my story unfold,
While the weather here still is quite cold,
Car repairs cost a mint!
And it gave me a hint,
That my other car now must be sold.

Donut

Friday, December 28, 2001 - 10:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
this limerick thread is sure looking dusty
if you poets don''t come back you'll get rusty
are you off baking cookies
or getting some nookie?
I await your words be they crusty or lusty

Babyruth

Saturday, January 05, 2002 - 07:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My sweet little sugar-topped friend,
On your humor I've come to depend,
Such a fine clever wit
Shows you're clearly no twit-
I look forward to posts you have penned.

Urgrace

Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 03:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Babyruth and Donut, we're agreed
We all want Weinermr indeed
To post in these threads
And dazzle our heads
With the limericks he does succeed.

Babyruth

Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 05:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Weinermr, it now is your turn
By now your ears surely are burned
Your limericks we miss
Please help out with this
And treat us to poems! Return!

Babyruth

Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 05:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Where's Donut, our raised ring of dough?
Please come back and share a Hello
We miss you, we do
Without you we're blue
Your return would make us all glow!

Babyruth

Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 06:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Urgracie, I like you so much
The board needed your special touch
You're warm and you're smart,
You're funny and tart,
You fit right in with all these nuts!

Urgrace

Tuesday, January 08, 2002 - 10:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Babyruth, you're as sweet as can be
We all love Weinermr's poetry
We all like this thread
And sticky dough bread
With chocolate candy all peanutty.

Not my best work... Where is Donut and Weiner? Help!

Bookworm

Saturday, January 19, 2002 - 10:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Happy Birthday to you Mr. Weiner
You're old than me (neener, neener)
Hope your day is the best
And you get a nice vest
To go with your ties, maybe greener?

Not the greatest ending, I was stuck.
Maybe others will do better.
Have a good one anyway!

Weinermr

Saturday, January 19, 2002 - 09:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thank you Book, it was great, made me giggle,
But I age, no matter how much I wriggle,
You did good, I enjoyed it,
And we cannot avoid it,
It's a gem, from the mother of Wiggle.

Thanks Book, I had a great birthday.

Neko

Monday, January 21, 2002 - 11:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Phrf's birthday is in 2 days
And I truly hope that no one delays
In giving her gifts
And more lovely trifts
So her birthday may be merry and gay!

Whoooo..Where did that come from!
Is trifts even a word?Oh well,it is now...
Muwhahahaha

Weinermr

Monday, January 21, 2002 - 12:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Neko, your mind is trifting. Back to studying!

Donut

Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 08:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i see that this thread has been bumped
it relieves me of all daily lumps
i'm so thrilled that you missed me
and that you didn't diss me
My joy's bigger than all of the Klumps.

Donut

Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 08:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i finally have time to be here
an ice storm has made me stay near
storms i usually hate
but this time its great
cuz i get to hang here with you dears

Urgrace

Sunday, February 03, 2002 - 05:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think you are all watching the tv
Instead of posting limericks with me
It's really okay
You have a nice day
Then come back to post limericks toot sweet!

Donut

Thursday, February 21, 2002 - 09:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Urgrace i'm sorry i missed you
if i had been here i'd have kissed you
you keep limericks alive
with you they can thrive
now i'm so chocked up i need a tissue

The chess game is really a blast
tho the moves do not come very fast
the crowd is still thrilled
although just a bit ill
from the junkfood array that is vast

We all welcome Kstmes new poochy
with his cute little tongue-sloppy smoochy
but his paws are so big
we're afraid if he digs
that he soon will reach China for moo shi.

The glutton show really was funny
The mayonaisse really was runny
The brains were too dry
but the Japanese guy
had a bottomless pit for a tummy
(not that i watched, or anything..)

Grooch

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 10:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a Survivor named Peter

Donut

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 04:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hey grooch! glad to see you revived the Perpetual Limerick! I like writing them as a group
Did you notice the new Survivor Limerick thread:)

ok, to recap:
There once was a Survivor named Peter
Who 'waxed on' like he was Pat Morita

Urgrace

Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a Survivor named Peter
Who 'waxed on' like he was Pat Morita
He told them they're holey
He grinned like a goalie
And his teeth were whiter than a pita

Donut

Monday, March 04, 2002 - 10:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The rooster flew up in the tree..

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 08:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The rooster flew up in the tree
Chased by a bozo, to flee.

Crazydog

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The rooster flew up in the tree
Chased by a bozo, to flee.
Rob said "Weah is mah cah?
It is not in the yahd.
If it was we'd have dinna fuh three."

(Rob, Sarah, and her breasts)

[Sorry to finish it out, I couldn't resist.]

Crazydog

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
So Kathy told all to make fire

Donut

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 05:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hahahahaha:) good one!

and you know that she would be a liar..

Babyruth

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 06:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What she kept from the rest...

Crazydog

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 07:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Was that she wasn't the best...

Donut

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 09:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
and their team became a funeral pyre..
(come on baby light my fire....try to set the night on FIAHHHH...)
do you think Jim Morrison knew he would end up writing limericks for tvch?..

Donut

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 09:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We saw Ozzy at home with his kids

Soeur

Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 09:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"No MTV here!" sobs sis

Crazydog

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 10:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
"Hey bro, give me a kiss,"

Urgrace

Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 10:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's all hit and miss

Sia

Sunday, April 28, 2002 - 11:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
We saw Ozzy at home with his kids
"No MTV here!" sobs sis
"Hey, bro, give me a kiss,"
It's all hit and miss, on the floor the dogs p*ss!
If our folks saw "Osbournes" they'd flip their lids!!!

Donut

Sunday, June 02, 2002 - 12:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Kathy was really the winner

Babyruth

Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 11:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Kathy was really the winner
Vecepia claims she's no sinner
but "it's ok to lie
if you tell the Big Guy"--
Vee's excuses got thinner and thinner.