Babyruth | Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 08:30 pm     OH MY GOSH you guys are so sweet! My folder is really a treat! My smile is so big And I'm dancing a jig Friends like you guys for sure can't be beat!
Thanks so much! |
Urgrace | Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 02:00 am     How's your car? Does it still need repair? Is your weather still cold in the air? Lim'ricks like these Are such a breeze For Mr Weiner, who writes with a flair. |
Weinermr | Saturday, December 15, 2001 - 07:10 pm     Urgrace, let my story unfold, While the weather here still is quite cold, Car repairs cost a mint! And it gave me a hint, That my other car now must be sold. |
Donut | Friday, December 28, 2001 - 10:47 pm     this limerick thread is sure looking dusty if you poets don''t come back you'll get rusty are you off baking cookies or getting some nookie? I await your words be they crusty or lusty |
Babyruth | Saturday, January 05, 2002 - 07:58 pm     My sweet little sugar-topped friend, On your humor I've come to depend, Such a fine clever wit Shows you're clearly no twit- I look forward to posts you have penned. |
Urgrace | Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 03:58 pm     Babyruth and Donut, we're agreed We all want Weinermr indeed To post in these threads And dazzle our heads With the limericks he does succeed. |
Babyruth | Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 05:44 pm     Weinermr, it now is your turn By now your ears surely are burned Your limericks we miss Please help out with this And treat us to poems! Return! |
Babyruth | Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 05:51 pm     Where's Donut, our raised ring of dough? Please come back and share a Hello We miss you, we do Without you we're blue Your return would make us all glow! |
Babyruth | Sunday, January 06, 2002 - 06:00 pm     Urgracie, I like you so much The board needed your special touch You're warm and you're smart, You're funny and tart, You fit right in with all these nuts!
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Urgrace | Tuesday, January 08, 2002 - 10:34 pm     Babyruth, you're as sweet as can be We all love Weinermr's poetry We all like this thread And sticky dough bread With chocolate candy all peanutty. Not my best work... Where is Donut and Weiner? Help! |
Bookworm | Saturday, January 19, 2002 - 10:28 am     Happy Birthday to you Mr. Weiner You're old than me (neener, neener) Hope your day is the best And you get a nice vest To go with your ties, maybe greener? Not the greatest ending, I was stuck. Maybe others will do better. Have a good one anyway! |
Weinermr | Saturday, January 19, 2002 - 09:40 pm     Thank you Book, it was great, made me giggle, But I age, no matter how much I wriggle, You did good, I enjoyed it, And we cannot avoid it, It's a gem, from the mother of Wiggle. Thanks Book, I had a great birthday. |
Neko | Monday, January 21, 2002 - 11:28 am     Phrf's birthday is in 2 days And I truly hope that no one delays In giving her gifts And more lovely trifts So her birthday may be merry and gay! Whoooo..Where did that come from! Is trifts even a word?Oh well,it is now... Muwhahahaha |
Weinermr | Monday, January 21, 2002 - 12:04 pm     Neko, your mind is trifting. Back to studying! |
Donut | Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 08:47 pm     i see that this thread has been bumped it relieves me of all daily lumps i'm so thrilled that you missed me and that you didn't diss me My joy's bigger than all of the Klumps. |
Donut | Thursday, January 31, 2002 - 08:55 pm     i finally have time to be here an ice storm has made me stay near storms i usually hate but this time its great cuz i get to hang here with you dears |
Urgrace | Sunday, February 03, 2002 - 05:32 pm     I think you are all watching the tv Instead of posting limericks with me It's really okay You have a nice day Then come back to post limericks toot sweet! |
Donut | Thursday, February 21, 2002 - 09:46 pm     Urgrace i'm sorry i missed you if i had been here i'd have kissed you you keep limericks alive with you they can thrive now i'm so chocked up i need a tissue The chess game is really a blast tho the moves do not come very fast the crowd is still thrilled although just a bit ill from the junkfood array that is vast We all welcome Kstmes new poochy with his cute little tongue-sloppy smoochy but his paws are so big we're afraid if he digs that he soon will reach China for moo shi. The glutton show really was funny The mayonaisse really was runny The brains were too dry but the Japanese guy had a bottomless pit for a tummy (not that i watched, or anything..) |
Grooch | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 10:25 am     There once was a Survivor named Peter |
Donut | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 04:33 pm     hey grooch! glad to see you revived the Perpetual Limerick! I like writing them as a group Did you notice the new Survivor Limerick thread ok, to recap: There once was a Survivor named Peter Who 'waxed on' like he was Pat Morita |
Urgrace | Friday, March 01, 2002 - 05:33 pm     There once was a Survivor named Peter Who 'waxed on' like he was Pat Morita He told them they're holey He grinned like a goalie And his teeth were whiter than a pita |
Donut | Monday, March 04, 2002 - 10:09 pm     The rooster flew up in the tree.. |
Juju2bigdog | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 08:55 am     The rooster flew up in the tree Chased by a bozo, to flee. |
Crazydog | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:51 pm     The rooster flew up in the tree Chased by a bozo, to flee. Rob said "Weah is mah cah? It is not in the yahd. If it was we'd have dinna fuh three." (Rob, Sarah, and her breasts) [Sorry to finish it out, I couldn't resist.] |
Crazydog | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 02:57 pm     So Kathy told all to make fire |
Donut | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 05:32 pm     hahahahaha good one! and you know that she would be a liar.. |
Babyruth | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 06:53 pm     What she kept from the rest... |
Crazydog | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 07:03 pm     Was that she wasn't the best... |
Donut | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 09:18 pm     and their team became a funeral pyre.. (come on baby light my fire....try to set the night on FIAHHHH...) do you think Jim Morrison knew he would end up writing limericks for tvch?.. |
Donut | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 09:20 pm     We saw Ozzy at home with his kids |
Soeur | Tuesday, March 05, 2002 - 09:28 pm     "No MTV here!" sobs sis  |
Crazydog | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 10:58 am     "Hey bro, give me a kiss," |
Urgrace | Wednesday, March 06, 2002 - 10:53 pm     It's all hit and miss |
Sia | Sunday, April 28, 2002 - 11:00 am     We saw Ozzy at home with his kids "No MTV here!" sobs sis "Hey, bro, give me a kiss," It's all hit and miss, on the floor the dogs p*ss! If our folks saw "Osbournes" they'd flip their lids!!! |
Donut | Sunday, June 02, 2002 - 12:43 am     Kathy was really the winner |
Babyruth | Sunday, June 09, 2002 - 11:05 am     Kathy was really the winner Vecepia claims she's no sinner but "it's ok to lie if you tell the Big Guy"-- Vee's excuses got thinner and thinner.  |