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Faerygdds

Friday, June 15, 2001 - 03:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
His cheese has slipped off his cracker

Fruitbat

Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 10:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Toys in the Attic

Zeb

Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 10:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
A piston short of a GT

Highlander

Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 10:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Black Hole

Faerygdds

Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 10:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
A cuckoo short of a clock

Grod

Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 12:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a needle shy of an execution

(heard it this week on McVeigh)

Lee

Saturday, June 16, 2001 - 01:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The elevator goes up, but the door doesn't open!

Wcv63

Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 07:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The porch light's on but no one's home.

He/She has cobwebs in the attic.

Stupid is as stupid does (nod to Forrest Gump)

Wcv63

Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 08:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
He/she took an IQ test and the results were negative.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

He/She is not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Spygirl

Tuesday, June 19, 2001 - 10:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Got this one from Anne Robinson last night on Weakest Link:

"one monkey short of a circus"

Nancy

Friday, June 29, 2001 - 06:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You can look in his eyes and see there is no driver in there

Nancy

Friday, June 29, 2001 - 06:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You would forget your head if it wasn't tied on

Nancy

Friday, June 29, 2001 - 06:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
His sidewalk doesn't quite go around the block

Nancy

Friday, June 29, 2001 - 06:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
All of her cups ain't in the cupboard.

Grooch

Friday, June 29, 2001 - 06:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
He/She is a fruitloop.

Nancy

Saturday, July 14, 2001 - 04:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
here's one i heard on weakest link:

who makes tarzan loook like a rhode's scholar :)

Grooch

Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 12:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.

A room temperature IQ.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

Agross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

A prime candidate for natural deselection.

Bright as Alaska in December.

One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.

Donated his body to science before he was done using it.

Fell out of the family tree.

Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

He is so dense, light bends around him.

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

One neuron short of a synapse.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.

Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Babyruth

Friday, September 28, 2001 - 08:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
As a newbie this year, I just found this thread and have been cracking up!

I'd like to offer one I haven't seen posted yet:
He's as deep as a cookie sheet.

Bernie

Thursday, October 04, 2001 - 08:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
He's as thick as two short planks..and just as dense.

Franny

Sunday, October 14, 2001 - 09:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
splinters in the windmill of his mind

Franny

Sunday, October 14, 2001 - 09:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Somewhere there's a village who's lost their idiot

Weinermr

Sunday, October 14, 2001 - 09:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
A few beans short of a burrito special...

Babyruth

Sunday, October 14, 2001 - 09:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL!!!
"splinters in the windmill of his mind"
I like this!!

Oregonfire

Sunday, October 14, 2001 - 09:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a few bytes short of a hard drive

Kayewer

Monday, October 15, 2001 - 02:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a lightbulb short of a chandelier
a nucleus short of a lifeform
If you look in his ear, you see a sign saying "Space For Rent."
If you put your ear up to his, you'd hear zero gravity.
If he went hunting and saw a sign saying "Bear Left," he'd turn around and go home.
Somebody didn't light the pilot light.
Left the brain in the glass on the nightstand.

Sunshinemiss

Friday, October 19, 2001 - 05:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
If dumb were dirt he could cover an acre.

Franny

Friday, October 19, 2001 - 06:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
If ignorance is bliss, he lives in hog heaven.