Archive through October 28, 2003
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Adven

Monday, October 27, 2003 - 08:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Superman and rubbing bunions for a quarter? That rings a bell deep in my muddled psyche. Cinder, have we met before?

Squaredsc

Monday, October 27, 2003 - 08:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
uh oh.

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, Dadven, I don't recall anyone saying anything good, bad, or otherwise about you last night . . . but then, according to the rules I was given, I couldn't tell you if they had!

Adven

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Really? They didn't talk about me? I can't imagine that there could be anything more interesting to talk about. Well, that sucks. I'd rather they spread malicious lies about me than not talk about me at all.
Those chat rules are pretty vague, by the way. I believe if you check the fine print in your contract, you'll see that you are required to sing like a canary to any member whose handle starts with "A". Not sure how that clause got there, probably a coincidence, but I think it's a fine addition.
Also, I'd prefer you and Cinder not occupy the same thread. It's like "When Worlds Collide" or something. My lying and weaseling out of trouble is much easier if I can keep you two apart. I'm sure you can appreciate the wisdom of this idea.

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
But, Dad, my mission for the day was to post in any thread in which Cinder had already posted. I have to research this Cinder person to see who gets to be the evil twin. (Yes, I know, there's a rodent running around with an evil twin, too, but I don't like to think about rodents.)

You know, I read my whole contract, even the aubergine print, and I didn't see anything about canaries. I think there was a part about squealing like a pig, but I could've sworn that was in reference to other . . err . . ummm . . activities.

Anyway, no, there were no malicious lies, no vestal truths, not even derisive jocularity concerning you. They did spend a little time barbecuing me, though. That was pleasant, since I was a little chilly yesterday.

Squaredsc

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
and we didn't ignore you.

Sasman

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sasman has to protest this entire thread! I am in love with Cindori and want her to have my cyberkids but now I find out that she is my sister..... and that makes me a cyberpedofile..... aaaaarrrrrrhhhhggggggg......

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sasman! It's OK!!! I was genetically engineered by Dadven (part of his plot to overthrow the world, but ssshh, that's a secret). So, really we're not blood related . . .

Adven

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, I don't do chat for a couple of reasons. What are they, you ask? Okay, I'll tell you. First, everyone in there can type 170 wpm and after years of practice, I'm up to 4. Second, that "what you hear here, stays here" rule strikes me as barbaric. I know on a slow board day I'd post something I heard just to liven things up.

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
4 words a minute, huh? Wow. So posting on TVCH is your full time job then?

I don't think that rule is barbaric, but that's probably because I tend to forget what I heard as soon as something new catches my ear, or eye, as it were.

Squaredsc

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
adven be real, you don't come to chat cause you would have to smooch the rabbit.

Adven

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
It is. That last post, for instance, took me 24 minutes.

And it is barbaric. I think it's cruel to expect people to be moral and keep juicy tidbits to themselves. That's how people get hernias or chronic heart disease.
(this one was only 22 minutes)

Sasman

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Cindori my love, then I'm not a cyberpedofile?

So, we can have cyberkids together! yipee.

Mom, I think you might be a cyber granny soon!!!

BTW, Adven, I did a little math and found that you start responding to messages before they exist. You in fact are a time traveler!!! Your powers are greater then any of us ever imagined!

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No, Sas, you are not a cyberpedophile, ain't it grand?

Cyberkids . . that depends, does cyberlabor hurt? Or would you be the one to carry and give birth in this forum?

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I never got to smooch the rabbit.

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmmm. Is it possible to opt out of the morality clause in the chat contract?

Squaredsc

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
no cindori.

sas, do what you feel is right.

Adven

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks, Sasman - unless you are a cyberpedophile in which case, I'm sorry, but I must shun you.
The time travelling thing's great. I just stumbled across it. Who knew that trying to make a thermonuclear device to blackmail the free world could result in such a thing?
By the way, you Cub fans, I don't want to give anything away, but let's just say you are going to be very pleased in 2008. Red Sox fans, sorry, my time machine doesn't travel that far.

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dadven, you must not shun the father of your future cybergrandchildren!

Adven

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay. Welcome to the family, Sasman. Don't ask me for money.

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah, don't ask him for money. I haven't even gotten my allowance yet.

Sasman

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
uh dadven-in-law, henceforth known as dil, you better start saving up for a big cyberwedding, nothing but the best for your dw & future son-in-law, henceforth know as sin! Perhaps you can go back in time and steal, uh borrow some lucre.

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sin and Cin. I like it.

Squaredsc

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
<shaking my head>

Cindori

Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
:::ever helpful, shakes MomSquare's head for her :::