Archive through October 28, 2003
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Archive through October 28, 2003
Adven | Monday, October 27, 2003 - 08:24 pm     Superman and rubbing bunions for a quarter? That rings a bell deep in my muddled psyche. Cinder, have we met before? |
Squaredsc | Monday, October 27, 2003 - 08:25 pm     uh oh. |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:24 am     Well, Dadven, I don't recall anyone saying anything good, bad, or otherwise about you last night . . . but then, according to the rules I was given, I couldn't tell you if they had! |
Adven | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:43 am     Really? They didn't talk about me? I can't imagine that there could be anything more interesting to talk about. Well, that sucks. I'd rather they spread malicious lies about me than not talk about me at all. Those chat rules are pretty vague, by the way. I believe if you check the fine print in your contract, you'll see that you are required to sing like a canary to any member whose handle starts with "A". Not sure how that clause got there, probably a coincidence, but I think it's a fine addition. Also, I'd prefer you and Cinder not occupy the same thread. It's like "When Worlds Collide" or something. My lying and weaseling out of trouble is much easier if I can keep you two apart. I'm sure you can appreciate the wisdom of this idea. |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:53 am     But, Dad, my mission for the day was to post in any thread in which Cinder had already posted. I have to research this Cinder person to see who gets to be the evil twin. (Yes, I know, there's a rodent running around with an evil twin, too, but I don't like to think about rodents.) You know, I read my whole contract, even the aubergine print, and I didn't see anything about canaries. I think there was a part about squealing like a pig, but I could've sworn that was in reference to other . . err . . ummm . . activities. Anyway, no, there were no malicious lies, no vestal truths, not even derisive jocularity concerning you. They did spend a little time barbecuing me, though. That was pleasant, since I was a little chilly yesterday. |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 05:54 am     and we didn't ignore you. |
Sasman | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:12 am     Sasman has to protest this entire thread! I am in love with Cindori and want her to have my cyberkids but now I find out that she is my sister..... and that makes me a cyberpedofile..... aaaaarrrrrrhhhhggggggg...... |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:15 am     Sasman! It's OK!!! I was genetically engineered by Dadven (part of his plot to overthrow the world, but ssshh, that's a secret). So, really we're not blood related . . . |
Adven | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:15 am     Well, I don't do chat for a couple of reasons. What are they, you ask? Okay, I'll tell you. First, everyone in there can type 170 wpm and after years of practice, I'm up to 4. Second, that "what you hear here, stays here" rule strikes me as barbaric. I know on a slow board day I'd post something I heard just to liven things up. |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:18 am     4 words a minute, huh? Wow. So posting on TVCH is your full time job then? I don't think that rule is barbaric, but that's probably because I tend to forget what I heard as soon as something new catches my ear, or eye, as it were. |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:23 am     adven be real, you don't come to chat cause you would have to smooch the rabbit. |
Adven | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:25 am     It is. That last post, for instance, took me 24 minutes. And it is barbaric. I think it's cruel to expect people to be moral and keep juicy tidbits to themselves. That's how people get hernias or chronic heart disease. (this one was only 22 minutes) |
Sasman | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:31 am     Cindori my love, then I'm not a cyberpedofile? So, we can have cyberkids together! yipee. Mom, I think you might be a cyber granny soon!!! BTW, Adven, I did a little math and found that you start responding to messages before they exist. You in fact are a time traveler!!! Your powers are greater then any of us ever imagined! |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:39 am     No, Sas, you are not a cyberpedophile, ain't it grand? Cyberkids . . that depends, does cyberlabor hurt? Or would you be the one to carry and give birth in this forum? |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:39 am     I never got to smooch the rabbit. |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:40 am     Hmmm. Is it possible to opt out of the morality clause in the chat contract? |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:42 am     no cindori. sas, do what you feel is right. |
Adven | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:43 am     Thanks, Sasman - unless you are a cyberpedophile in which case, I'm sorry, but I must shun you. The time travelling thing's great. I just stumbled across it. Who knew that trying to make a thermonuclear device to blackmail the free world could result in such a thing? By the way, you Cub fans, I don't want to give anything away, but let's just say you are going to be very pleased in 2008. Red Sox fans, sorry, my time machine doesn't travel that far. |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:46 am     Dadven, you must not shun the father of your future cybergrandchildren! |
Adven | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 06:58 am     Okay. Welcome to the family, Sasman. Don't ask me for money. |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:00 am     Yeah, don't ask him for money. I haven't even gotten my allowance yet. |
Sasman | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:05 am     uh dadven-in-law, henceforth known as dil, you better start saving up for a big cyberwedding, nothing but the best for your dw & future son-in-law, henceforth know as sin! Perhaps you can go back in time and steal, uh borrow some lucre. |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:06 am     Sin and Cin. I like it. |
Squaredsc | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:08 am     <shaking my head> |
Cindori | Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 07:09 am     :::ever helpful, shakes MomSquare's head for her ::: |
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