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Firebird05

Friday, February 14, 2003 - 03:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
HAPPY V.D. TO ALL THE MALE MEMBERS


Seriously tho I hope you all have a nice day with those you love because I think you are all special gentlemen

Jed245

Saturday, February 15, 2003 - 04:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
EGAD :o)

Goddessatlaw

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 08:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, I just told Marriage Material he needs to put on a flamingo-pink banana hammock, chaps, spurs and a parachute and successfully parachute onto the Victory Field pitcher's mound at the fifth inning drag WITHOUT hanging up on the left field foul pole if he wants to turn me on. He's casing the rental costs for a Steerman. Does this make me a bad girlfriend or him a good boyfriend?

Babyruth

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 08:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
A Steerman? Are you talking about a good ol' Texas cattle rancher, or a bi-plane?
just checkin'.

I vote for the parachute scenario.

Squaredsc

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 08:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
gal, that's all you need to turn you on? lol.

Goddessatlaw

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 08:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, no, girl - that's just the most recent request, and he asked for it. He was crabby all night last night, and when I finally snapped at him he all of a sudden changed the tv channel to "West Side Story." I asked him what he was doing (he hates musicals; I love them) and he said "appeasing the fiery beast." LOL. So he asked what he had to do to turn me on at that point (I was honked at how obnoxious he'd been all evening), and he got his answer. So today I'm getting emails about the costs of renting a Steerman (bi-planes, by the way, Baby). LOL.

Rabbit

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 09:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunnia Bunnia
I’ve just met a doe named Bunnia
And suddenly I’ve found
How wonderful a sound can beeeeeee
Bunnia
Say it loud and there’s music playing
Say it soft, and it’s almost like praying
Bunnia
Bunnia, Bunnia
Bunniaaaaaaaa

Goddessatlaw

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 09:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
RROOTTFFLLMMAAAOOO!!!!!! Sounds like you have one just like me, Rabbit. LOL!!

Squaredsc

Tuesday, April 29, 2003 - 03:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
roflmao mr. rabbit. you do have a gift. gal, roflmao.

Goddessatlaw

Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 05:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, the bloom is off the rose. MM admitted last night that if he had to parachute into Victory Field wearing that outfit he'd prefer to impale himself on the left field foul pole rather than land on the pitcher's mound. I was profoundly un-turned-on by this development and thereupon denied him rodeo privileges indefinitely. Being the GUY that he his, tell him he can't have it and he wants it more, and being the GIRL that I am the more he insists the more I say 'no.' So now we're having a Mexican standoff - he wants to install an airbag on our headboard and I'm considering investing in a shark cage so I can get some sleep. Relationships are just weird.

Ddr1135

Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 05:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
GAL, I'm guess I'm just a plain old sl*t, I would go to the rodeo, but be mad at the same time. Why punish myself? LOL

Squaredsc

Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 09:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ddr, like mother like daughter. i would just let him do all the work for my benefit and that would be it.

Juju2bigdog

Wednesday, April 30, 2003 - 02:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Uhhhhhhhhh, so this is a benefit rodeo?

Sia

Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 07:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Found a comic in my old p.c. that I thought fit this thread. You may have seen it, but I hope it gives a few people a chuckle:
Viagra

Suitsmefine

Sunday, May 04, 2003 - 08:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Sia... I had seen that before but I still think it is hilarious!
Gal....My Grandma always said the way to a good relationship was to NOT go to bed mad... I personally have never tried that theory I believe in with-holding the cookie until he says "Please,I'm sorry and Thank You"!!!!LOL

Sia

Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 08:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Suits, I withhold, too, and I don't give in easily!! I'm very stubborn! My husband is ready to apologize after 10 minutes--or if we've argued right before he leaves for work, the minute he comes back in the door. I'm still stewing when he returns 12 hours later!!

Do I need to change?

Suitsmefine

Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 03:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
H#LL NO! We are women, Hear us roar!!! LOL Seriously, I only did that when I was VERY angry and that doesn't happen very often...only three times that I can think of during 15 years of marriage, and I didn't hold out very long either LOL! I am a very lucky girl, my DH is my best friend.

Sia

Thursday, May 08, 2003 - 08:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You ARE lucky, Suits!! Hugs to you and your DH! Here's a pic of my DH and me:
excuses

Sia

Friday, May 09, 2003 - 11:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that, Eve?"

"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that Lord?"

"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great," says Eve cautiously with raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, Lord?"

"Well.....you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that, Lord?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."

Essence

Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 08:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I thought this was cute...

A Real Man's Chain Letter-

This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one doesn't cost anything!

Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.

Then bundle up your wife and/or girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the following list, and add your name to the bottom of the list.

When your turn comes, you will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one you already have.

At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine has already received 184 women, of whom four were worth keeping.

REMEMBER this chain brings luck.

One man's pit bull died, and the next day he received a Playboy playmate.

An unmarried Spanish man living with his widowed mother was able to choose between a Hooter's waitress and a Hollywood super model.

You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN!

One man broke the chain and got his wife back again.

Let's keep it going, men! Just add your name to the bottom of the list below!

Essence

Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 08:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Male brain cells...

Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake,
happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was
all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried...but no answer. "Is there anyone
here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer.... Now the female
brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE
ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a voice from far, far, away ... "Hellooooo -
we're all down here...."

Squaredsc

Tuesday, July 01, 2003 - 09:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
wondering why no men are/have posted here...