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Tabbyking | Thursday, July 17, 2003 - 03:51 pm     right now, i remember the two times i had nitrous. i have had gas a few times more than that, only women 'fluff'...sorry, fluff! the first time, i was working part-time for the best looking dentist in all of san francisco. in case you are reading this sanfran, LOL, he was on green street. he rode a motorcycle. tall and wore black leather pants...anyway, i was working in ob-gyn, but this dentist was a friend of one of my bosses and we met up so i could get some extra money and he could get his books caught up. one of the perks was i needed a filling and he said he would do it for free. well, one evening, when we were the only 2 in the office, he put on some music and gave me some nitrous--and i should have known because anything stronger than a tylenol and i am sick to my spinning stomach--but i got so high i couldn't even talk. tears were streaming down my face and i couldn't remember the right words for anything. finally, he realized something was up and he took the mask off my nose and said, "are you okay?" and i swear to heavens, what came out of my mouth was, "i never had such a cute guy in my mouth before." i knew i had said it but i couldn't stop it, and what i was thinking was 'you are the best-looking dentist i have ever met'. i substituted 'cute guy in my mouth' for 'dentist'. he started laughing and said, 'perhaps you shouldn't use nitrous anymore'. well, big duh!! then i had to have my gall bladder out about 10 years ago. i went through all the stuff i was allergic to. i had a consultation with my surgeon and the anesthesiologist. well, no one told me they use nitrous mixed with oxygen to bring you out of surgery, so i didn't mention nitrous. well, i came to and i thought i was on my butcher block table in my kitchen. i knew my butcher block table was only 48 inches long. i am 63 inches tall. therefore, if my feet were on the table, my head must be hanging off the end. and i was trying so hard to keep my head up and it weighed a ton and all the nurses were holding me down. i knew i would have to think fast to get them to let go of me so i could hold my head up, so i said, "let me up. i have to cook dinner for everyone." then i threw up. on my chart, which i see every time i go to kaiser, i see a whole list of med allergies listed on the outside cover and my surgeon's huge note printed in red, bold sharpie: DO NOT GIVE THIS PATIENT NITROUS. SHE HALLUCINATES AND GOES CRAZY! well, big duh....... |
Monkeyboy | Thursday, July 17, 2003 - 03:55 pm     Right now I am lazy. I need to get my butt up and go somewhere. |
Texannie | Thursday, July 17, 2003 - 03:59 pm     Right now I am cracking up at Tabby..wasn't that dentist in Little Shop of Horrors? LOL Babyruth, I worked very hard at wording that sentence correctly! ;) |
Tabbyking | Thursday, July 17, 2003 - 04:04 pm     right now, texannie, nope! this guy was gorgeous! wasn't it steve martin who played dr. needleman in little shop of horrors???...the one with rick moranis in it? not that steve martin isn't cute... |
Juju2bigdog | Thursday, July 17, 2003 - 10:35 pm     Right now I think I got $20 too much in a rebate check to make up for Tabbyking not cashing her lost one. |
Ladytex | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 08:16 am     Right now I'm smiling cuz I just saw this FINE brother driving a ups truck and hoping that he has this route permanently ... yum ... eye candy! |
Babyruth | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 08:37 am     Right now Wargod is getting to be like Twiggy, posting my thoughts... |
Wargod | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 08:42 am     Right now I'm wondering if BR is back to her spunky self of if Ms. Sweatpea had to resort to the duct tape. |
Babyruth | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 08:47 am     That's Sweetpea, and yes, she would use it if she could find it...hahahahaha |
Wargod | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 08:52 am     LOL! Hey, at least I got the right amount of letters in there, since at first it didn't even come close! Right now I'm giggling too hard to stop! |
Fluff | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 09:01 am     Right now, the beauty supply store has taken another $33 from me. Not to mention I just spent $20 in there last week. I seriously need help.  |
Babyruth | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 09:16 am     Right now, I'm off to a doc appointment and lunch. Will get ya back later, War... |
Wargod | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 10:19 am     Right now I'm hoping all goes well and you enjoy lunch, BR! |
Tabbyking | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 12:05 pm     right now, the lady from animal control got back to me. she will contact the people about keeping their dog leashed. i also told her about the 2 wild dogs that are always racing through the neighborhood and she knew right off which ones i meant. she told me which house they lived in and that she has cited them 'many times'. the people still just don't get it...they are renters with kids who race around shoeless and helmetless on their bikes, zip right in front of cars, drop their bikes on our driveway to try and chase their dogs off our lawn... the animal control lady said she will get in touch with that family, also, since i saw the boys and their wild dogs 3 times in 5 days. i think the kids are as bad as the dogs, though--the day before itty died i heard noise out front and looked out the window. 2 boys were trying to chase their dogs down, but the third boy was coming after itty bitty on the porch. when i flung the door open, he backed up so fast, my rose bush got him. i said, 'you leave my cat alone!' and he rubbed his arm and ran off. if that lady (we still don't know who she might have been) hadn't witnessed molly kill our cat, i would have first thought that the boys had come back and hurt her, since it was only the next day that itty died... we have had mostly neighbors who own their homes and have been here for years. the few houses that are rentals have always, i mean always been problematic. usually the owners are from silicon valley and they have the homes as 'investments'. they aren't here to oversee them. one time, some bounty hunters came for a woman on a drug warrant and they parked in front of our house and ran through the yard with guns drawn. my husband almost spit a brick. he was sure he was going to be killed in one of those, "oops, wrong house!" scenarios. man, these guys looked like hells angel pirates. |
Squaredsc | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 12:51 pm     right now im outa here in bout 15 mins, gotta run home, maybe get some kitty litter, but definately mickey-d's nite and then get comfy for bb. |
Monkeyboy | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 01:47 pm     Right now i am starving...I need food! <waving to Square!> |
Squaredsc | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 02:10 pm     <waving back to mb>. |
Suitsmefine | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 08:34 pm     OMG! OMG! OMG! Right now I am totally freaking out! I was scanning the threads, watching the local news at the same time...when a story comes on from my town...OMG! I am just gagging here people! They were talking about a family that kept getting porno movies charged on their satellite bill, and they knew they weren't doing it so they sat up a video camera...Turns out it was the Schwanns delivery guy!! ( He has delivered to my home too!)EWWWW!!! But the worst part is ...the guy sat in their recliner and masturbated while watching the movie ... then went into their childrens bathroom and used the hand towel to clean himself..all of this clearly seen on the video! Geez! WTF is wrong with people???? |
Texannie | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 09:17 pm     Right now I am wondering how the Schwann's guy (love their ice cream!) got into their house when they weren't home? But, yuck, yuck totally gross!!!! |
Suitsmefine | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 09:34 pm     Texannie, apparently they had given him access to their garage to put their orders in the freezer(apparently they trusted the guy too much) and the fool was "jimmying" the door into their home and "ENJOYING" himself! The family said they threw the recliner out and burned all the towels in the kids bathroom and disinfected the whole house! |
Tabbyking | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 10:05 pm     i guess schwann's will be delivering some big apologies and a new recliner to someone's house! oh yeah, and new towels, too! suits, where do you live?!! check your hand towels!! |
Suitsmefine | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 10:24 pm     Hey, Tabby...I always met him at the gate, he has never "come" (LOL,I couldn't resist) into my house! Apparently the families lawyer sent a letter asking for replacement of the recliner and porn rental payment, to Schwanns along with a copy of the tape...Schwanns didn't feel like it was their problem and the family was trying to extort them....so now the family has filed suit against Schwanns. Geez,masterbating deliveryman... another fine example of why people think Arkansas is full of backwoods redneck hillbillies! |
Monkeyboy | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 02:09 am     Right now I should be working but I am bored. *yawn* |
Texannie | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 06:24 am     Right now, I am saying holy cow over the whole Schwann's guy!!! |
Squaredsc | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 06:42 am     right now im at work. |
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