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Weinermr

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Is anyone here "into" counted cross stitch? I find that it can be very relaxing and enjoyable, and allows me to express my artistic side even though someone else has originated the design. The completed project gives me great satisfaction. I haven't started a project in some time, but I am thinking about taking it up again. I have a number of patterns I can use.

Karuuna

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, Weiner, bring me another Brewski, will ya?

Halfunit

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Crossfire

You may want to keep those windows open...

blinds

Weinermr

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Kar,

If you don't mind me asking, where's your <mod> located? Do I have a <mod>?

Geez... in one week, I've had to figure out if I had gazongas, and if I had a <mod>. This is getting confusing. I thought I knew where everything was and what it did.

Rig

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Goddessatlaw, I give up! Is Triple Z a wrestler?

Weinermr

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sure Kar,
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I prefer a nice chilled glass of Riesling myself.

Pamy

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just stopped in to bring you some beer, soda , and snacks. I will leave so you can enjoy the game. ps.. you GUYS rock!!!!

Weinermr

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Game? I'm enjoying a great rerun of The Nanny right now on Lifetime. That Fran Drescher is a hoot!

Rig

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Red; I mean, Pamy. (Should I quit with the men behaving badly routine?)

Whit4you

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
So what's the deal no talking about pms, cramps, and feminine products in this thread?

Weinermr

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 06:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What feminine products would you like to discuss Whit?

Buttercup

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 07:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Weiner ®

Psst, I cross stitch, but since I am not a guy I am not sure I was supposed to answer your question...

Buttercup

Merlin

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 07:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

Lance, I was sidetracked for a while and your post has archived now. There must be some kind of conspiracy going on. I did witness your venture into the Late Night Social Club thread and the overlooking of your post. Women can be so insensitive to our desires. You would think we would be used to it by now.

Draheid

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 07:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, I think it's time for me to move in here....let me put my chair up right here in front of the big screen. Excuse me folks...
Chair

Geogirl

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 07:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey mind if I come in?? Nice furniture Dra! Can I get a beer too?

Suitsmefine

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 08:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG!!! A room just for the guys!!! I love it!!! Now as for all the scratching , burping and picking, Heck yes, The ladies do it too.....We just leave the room !!!! Now, I'll have a Michelob and take out the trash while the guys do WHATEVER THEY WANT!! As for the cross stitch, I have LOTS of Patterns I will share!!LOL

Karuuna

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 08:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Weiner, you're such a sweetie (can I say that in the guy thread?). Just make it a non-alcoholic beer, thanks. And um, I"m taking the fifth on where your <mod> is.

Now, how about them Broncos?

Max

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 08:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, guys! Whatcha watchin'? I've got a copy of "Fight Club" here or maybe you'd prefer "The Matrix" or even "Scarface"? Haven't gotten to watch a dude movie with real dudes for a long time!

I'll bring the Guinness!

Bigd

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 08:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OK - do yal like to hunt??????

Here's the latest in hunting accomodations

redneckdeerstand.jpg

Suitsmefine

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 09:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG, Big D, I want one of those!!!

Babyruth

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 09:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ugh. The Broncos sucked tonite. :(

Nightcrawler

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 09:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
yes they did but my RAIDERS we GREAT
RAIDERS 34
Denver 10

this place is great I'm having a great week my nascar driver #20 TONY STEWART is wining the nascar points race
and the RAIDER kicked the $hi* out of Denver
this week is starting good!!!!!!!!

Nightcrawler

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 09:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
were should we hang this??????????

Male Rules

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here
are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!
Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! Print
this out and remember it. And don't moan. If you're a Man
pass this to your partner for a greater understanding. If
you're a woman keep it somewhere prominent like on the
fridge!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If
it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
bitching about you leaving it down.

1. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests
to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.


1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to
think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious
hints do not work! Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and
anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently
beforehand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes
you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of
thirty, would look good with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
every question.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See
a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask
us. We refuse to answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other
one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's
genetic.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and
neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the
first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit
whining to your girlfriends.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack
of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care
about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will
act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the offside
rule, or motor bikes.

fell free to add to these rules if i left any out?

Draheid

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 09:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Male listening abilities explained:

listening

Suitsmefine

Monday, November 11, 2002 - 10:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROTFLMAO!!! Draheid, that is Hilarious!!So that is what selective hearing means!