Archive through November 11, 2002
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Archive through November 11, 2002
Nancy | Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 04:04 pm     lol its great if you aren't a virgo like I am--i'm going to be laughed at by aliens LOL |
Misslibra | Sunday, October 27, 2002 - 01:28 am     Libra (September 22 - October 22) You will spend a lot of time contemplating four-dimensional space. Unfortunately, you'll keep getting distracted by things popping into non-existence around you. This one is to funny. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Today you will discover a way to have your cake and eat it too! Unfortunately, everyone else will think that's really disgusting. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Today you will irritate people. In fact, you'll irritate yourself. I'm so misunderstood. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Your next fortune cookie will say "See? We told you it taste like chicken!"} Thanks for the laughs. I really do enjoy these humorscopes. |
Nancy | Monday, October 28, 2002 - 07:32 am     by Ron E. Lunde Monday, October 28, 2002 "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." -- Shakespeare -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will soon accidentally discover why it is that so many things "taste like chicken". It's because they ARE chickens, in clever disguises. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) As a joke, you will put a remote controlled monster under someone's bed. That will be really funny, although perhaps not quite as funny as when they put a real monster under yours. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will be accosted today by several of those people who think only of themselves, and who believe that "sharing" is something that little kids have to do. Despite this, I recommend against turning them over your knee and spanking them -- unless you think you can get away with it. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Soon you will start work on a mystery novel, "The Curse Of The Mummy's Nose", told from the point of view of your cat, Erik. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Excellent day to dig a very big hole. If you pile the dirt up around the sides, and make huge "paw prints" around it, you can have some fun by phoning a TV station and telling them about the gigantic gopher you saw. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You will spend another full day attempting to shuffle a deck of cards with your toes. Fortunately, nobody will find out. Libra (September 22 - October 22) You will be in an extremely stuffy meeting today, which will seem to last forever. You will be able to liven things up a smidge by putting a few small feathers in your hand, and then "coughing" them out. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Once you're that far behind, there's really no way to get caught up. You might as well do something fun instead. You can tell them I told you it was ok. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) In a strange turn of events, it will turn out that people wearing glasses not only look smarter, they ARE smarter (and have better memories). You'll forget all about that when you take off your reading glasses, of course. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Be nice to your coworkers today. Cow orkers have a darned tough job, so it's good to make them feel special once in a while. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You will tell a total stranger that you're "sick and tired of salad", today. The stranger will recoil in shock and horror. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Excellent day to go half-barefoot. (One shoe only.) Answer no questions about it, though. Just say "I prefer not to talk about it." |
Nancy | Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 10:13 am     by Ron E. Lunde Tuesday, October 29, 2002 "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." -- Ronald Reagan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today you will wake up with a nasty crick in your neck, combined with a periodic twinge in your back. Everyone who sees you will be left with the impression that you are being either aloof or spastic (or both). Also, you will spill soup on your best shirt. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will have more psychotronic energy today than usual. I recommend that you direct it towards the fridge. There's something alive in there. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Today assa a joke, you willa make fun ofa how somebody talk. You willa get beata up. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Someone who you really dislike, who is arrogance personified...will be nice to you. This is a good time to be afraid. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Remember today: two wrongs don't make a right. But three do. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) The mountain will be happy to come to Mohammed, but Mohammed should be prepared for a brief (in geologic terms) delay. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Excellent day to visit a bookstore. Try to find a book named "Make Money With Your Own Worm Farm". You don't need to read it, but it'll be fun to leave around where people will notice it. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You will invent a cool machine that will automatically make over 800 different varieties of coffee drinks. Unfortunately, everyone will go back to drinking just plain coffee. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will decide to take up juggling, today, and will become exceedingly good at it. Eventually, you'll start an offbeat new religion, and proclaim that Supreme Truth will be revealed to those who juggle. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Today will be the best day of your life, if you can just remember ... er ... now what was that? Hmmm. If you can just remember something really important. Otherwise, no. Hmmm. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Good day to learn ventriloquism. Lesson 1: making squishy sounds when people walk by, in time with their footsteps. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You will finally figure out what the problem is, with your car! Basically, it has developed a sense of humor. |
Lancecrossfire | Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 11:55 am     Hehehe--great ones the past two days. |
Lumbele | Tuesday, October 29, 2002 - 01:20 pm     Well, I got the neck and back problems. So I refuse to get all spiffed up, and wear an old t-shirt for dinner instead.(Aries) |
Nancy | Wednesday, October 30, 2002 - 06:33 am     by Ron E. Lunde Wednesday, October 30, 2002 "Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." -- Fran Lebowitz Aries (March 21 - April 19) While poring over some old historical documents, you will discover that the Norman invasion was actually supposed to be the "Bob" invasion, but Norman stole the credit for it. Sadly, it will turn out to be too late to change it now. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will get through the day without too much trouble today. It would go even more smoothly, however, if you had bought that laser cannon when you had the chance. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Potato awareness day, today. Potatoes have had a tremendous influence on society, since their introduction into Western culture. Just think, for instance, of their effect on Dan Quayle's career! Cancer (June 21 - July 22) A rare form of management disease will strike you today, where you can only speak in metaphors. Still, you'll open the kimono and hit the ground running. Leo (July 23 - August 22) You are about to invent a night light in the shape of a chess piece, which you will name the "Nighty Knight". You should be ashamed of yourself. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You'll get your big break today! Try not to blow it. And stand up straight - shoulders back! That's better. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Beware of midget bookies, today. It's ok to get one of those tiny little poetry books, though, if you feel you really must. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Today the universe will stop expanding, and start contracting. You will be the only one who notices. Also, you will develop a strange desire to wear golf shoes. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Today you will be overcome with a sudden strong urge to learn to play a wooden flute while cavorting around in the forest. I recommend you treat those separately at first. You'll find what you need under "Music, Instruction" and under "Cavorting, Instruction". Don't get talked into buying any cavorting supplies, though -- they're really only needed by professionals. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Today you will be overcome by a desire to learn a new skill, probably knitting. Resist it. You will read something about power tools, in a magazine with a blue cover, which will change your life. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Your incisors will seem to be getting longer today, and you will find sunlight hurts your eyes. Probably just a cold, and nothing to worry about. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Excellent time to show the world that plaid and stripes do too mix. (Tip #12 of Arnold Pinknobble's "How To Get Noticed".) |
Nancy | Thursday, October 31, 2002 - 03:04 pm     by Ron E. Lunde Thursday, October 31, 2002 What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. -- Richard Harkness, _The New York Times_, 1960 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today one or more close relations will pout. You will stoicly endure this, and will steadfastly refuse to relinquish control of the remote control. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) This is a good time for you to start your on-line loan shark business. Start small, though. Try to be sort of a "loan piranha", at first. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Beware of celery. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Time to develop new friendships, and possibly to get a new hair style. Personally, I'm working on the "wacky inventor" hair style, in which I wash my hair at night and go to bed with it still damp. It's not a look for everyone, however. Leo (July 23 - August 22) You will overhear people talking about you today, and realize that you have a reputation as a real stud hombre cyber-muffin. You will find that intensely irritating. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You will be traumatized by an episode with a stapler, today. You will be unable to even look at a stapler for several weeks, without trembling. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Today you will spend another entire day worried about your feet. But honestly, most people don't notice these things. On the other hand, most people don't spontaneously grow more toes, either. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Privacy will be an issue today. This may possibly be because a group of foreign tourists will follow you everywhere, smiling and nodding the entire time. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Someone will drone on and on, today. Try using psychic powers to make their underwear ride up. Even if it doesn't work, your look of intense concentration may make them self-conscious. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) You will narrowly avoid a collision on the sidewalk today, as a small giggling person runs past you, being hotly pursued by a weeping incoherent person waving a ham sandwich. Aside from that, a pretty typical day. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Good day to learn a new trick for dealing with people who come by your home to try to sell you something. Open the door v..e..r..y slowly, and squint at them. Then resume sharpening a large kitchen knife, while they are talking at you. Pisces (February 19 - March 20 Good day to take up knitting, on horseback. Everyone needs an adventure. |
Zachsmom | Thursday, October 31, 2002 - 03:06 pm     "You will be traumatized by an episode with a stapler, today. You will be unable to even look at a stapler for several weeks, without trembling. " Okay.. I am scared now..the stapler fell on my foot today!!! |
Nancy | Friday, November 01, 2002 - 05:07 am     by Ron E. Lunde Friday, November 01, 2002 We take your bags and send them in all directions. In a Copenhagen airline ticket office -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will make some new friends today. One of them will be on some sort of "sacred quest", which will make a good ice-breaker. ("So...what's with the coconuts?") Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You will have a secret rendezvous with a representative of a large foreign corporation. The password will be "fling me a spicy burrito, Stanley". Unfortunately, you may have to say this to quite a few people before you find the right one. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) In a surprising twist, the failure of another large London-based bank will be blamed on you, today. C'est la vie, non? Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Not an especially good day to play with crossbows, guns, machetes, flame throwers, mortars, heavy artillery, knives, ninja throwing stars, spears, maces, or nuclear weaponry. At least not all at once. Why not go out and putter about in the garden? Leo (July 23 - August 22) Good day to begin that toothpick sculpture you've been thinking of. Of course, where you're actually going to put a life-sized toothpick sculpture of a rhinocerous is another matter. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Good day to snitch cookies when nobody's looking. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Excellent day to go into politics. Make up a new government position, such as "Regional Manager, Dept. of The Posterior", and put up hundreds of posters of yourself. With any luck, it will be years before anyone notices that there is actually no such job. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Good day to defy convention. Be yourself. Buy a fedora, for example, and wear it indoors. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Secret society day, today. Don't join -- no matter how much you like the secret handshake. Also, good day to swear off pickles. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Remember: Unexpressed feelings don't die. They are buried alive and emerge later as Border Collies. So don't hold anything back! Tell everyone what you REALLY think of them! You may lose your job, family and friends, but you won't have a crazed, hyperactive animal hounding your every step. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) After today the following expression will no longer strike you as being in the least bit amusing: "Friends help friends move. Real friends help friends move bodies." Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You know that how you dress will invevitably send a message to those around you. In this case, your message is "Help! Help!" |
Nancy | Monday, November 04, 2002 - 05:47 am     by Ron E. Lunde Monday, November 04, 2002 Sinners may reform, but stupid is forever. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will be sucked into a multi-level marketing organization today, and will lose all your friends, along with your self-respect. Later, though, you'll realize that your new friends are much better than those old friends, and that you feel like you're part of a big "family". Or at least, that's what you'll say. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Beware! Someone is about to come give you a hug. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will discover the secret to becoming a great artist! You can stick anything you want on the wall, the trick is to make people think deep thought went into it. For example, spray-paint a bathroom plunger gold, and stick little angel wings on it. Call it "Life In The Details". Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Try not to be too impulsive, today. Ask youself if you really need that howitzer, or if you just think it'd be fun to have. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Beware of cats, today. (Particularly black and white cats who sit next to you and pretend to be innocent. Those are the worst kind.) Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Try being entirely honest for a week. That's a fine way to develop a clear conscience. Personally, I prefer my method, though -- a poor memory. Libra (September 22 - October 22) I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more, unless you've paid. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) A hive of naked mole rats will move in with you today. You will find that they are relatively tidy creatures, but that it's a trifle difficult to explain their presence to your friends. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) In a rather bizarre and unfortunate turn of events today, your lips will go ballistic. Shortly thereafter, your Ziggy Marley accent will kick in. You will be comforted to know that those are simply the first two signs of a "spaz attack", which is more common than most people realize, and usually non-fatal. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) People are starting to take you a bit too seriously. Try wearing your bunny slippers to work. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You will hear a mysterious "whapping" sound as you are passing by a church today. Curiosity will get the better of you, and you will peek inside. To your relief you will discover it's only the nuns, playing a quick game of dodge-ball. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You will go on a boat ride, and a deranged bunny will swim towards you in a threatening manner. Unfortunately, this episode will be caught on videotape by a tourist, and your dreams of a political career will be forever dashed. |
Misslibra | Monday, November 04, 2002 - 07:51 am     Fuuny stuff, keep them coming. |
Nancy | Tuesday, November 05, 2002 - 08:02 am     by Ron E. Lunde Tuesday, November 05, 2002 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) Dorothy Parker once said "if you can't say anything nice, come sit next to me". Today that will be strangely relevant to your own situation. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Boisterous day, today. Try not to be much more irritating than is absolutely necessary. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You'll become part of the Formal Attire Resurgence movement. Be wary of the Casualist Party though - there's someone out there just dying to spit on your spats. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You will discover a large black obelisk out on the lawn today, which obviously weighs several tons. You will be amazed at the effort some people put into a practical joke. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Fortune will smile upon you today! That's what it does when it's just thought up a real corker. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You've been complaining too much, lately. You might find more to enjoy in your life by watching a documentary about a lot of people starving to death in miserable third-world slums. I know that always cheers me right up! Libra (September 22 - October 22) You've got to learn to slow down. You're driving yourself and everyone around you crazy. Just pretend that your life is a Prince Valiant comic strip. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Today you will deliberately annoy people by standing too close to them when waiting in line. Tomorrow: standing just slightly too far away. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Ah ha! You will finally have an opportunity to use the word "plumbaginous" in casual conversation today! You will be discussing either bicycles or aircraft, at the time. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Remember to put a disclaimer at the bottom of your report, to say that it doesn't necessarily reflect the views of your management, or, for that matter, of any other carbon-based life form. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Good day to buy chocolate for someone you love. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You've about had it with one particular fool in your life. Have you considered investing in a tranquilizer gun? Mine comes in very handy, especially at work. |
Nancy | Wednesday, November 06, 2002 - 07:21 am     by Ron E. Lunde Wednesday, November 06, 2002 Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will finally find your spirit guide today, and your life will take on new meaning. Unfortunately for you, your spirit guide will turn out to have a sense of humor. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Ian McHarg once said, "Man is a blind, witless, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth." You will come up with a brilliant rebuttal to this, soon. You will say: "So?" Gemini (May 21 - June 20) You will invent a method of making icosahedral ice cubes, today, which everyone will think are really cool. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Today you will suddenly realise how sensuous pudding can be. This will mark a turning point in your life. Leo (July 23 - August 22) You need to be a bit more brusque, to cut down on your interruptions. Stay just this side of gruff, however - and make sure you don't stray into crustyness. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your car is possessed again, so you should swing by the exorcist on the way to work. I always hate it when mine is repossessed... Libra (September 22 - October 22) What are you looking here, for? You should be on a spaceship, sticking a fish in your ear. It's not like you didn't get enough hints. If you are vaporized, it's your own darned fault, I'd say. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) E-coli. It's what's for dinner! Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You've just finished something, but you're starting to wonder if it would be better if you tried it another way. Forget it -- that way, madness lies. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) You will be attacked by a man wielding a ham sandwich. Fortunately, you will remember your self-defense lessons, and should be able to drive him off using a bunch of celery. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You will realise soon that you've missed your true calling in life -- that of a New Vaudevillian, a theatrical marvel of the Age of Cable. Starting as "Professor Snibble and the Yodelling Pigs!", you'll rapidly achieve notoriety, and (much later, with a different act) respectability. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) It's about time you learned some more recipes dealing with zucchini. Lots and lots of zucchini. You'll need one of those new Martha Stewart "Kitchen Shovels", I'm afraid. The good news is, you'll find several nice zucchini recipes in my new cookbook "Recipes For Disaster" (the sequel to "Another Fine Mess"). |
Nancy | Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 04:00 am     by Ron E. Lunde Thursday, November 07, 2002 "I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours." -- Jerome K. Jerome -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) You will design a really wonderful new type of placemat, today, and it will make you fantastically wealthy, providing you get it on the market before your competitors. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Hug day, today. Various people you know will come up and give you a hug, for no apparent reason. You will find this moderatly embarrassing. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) In the grocery store, you will see quite a few people with infants in their shopping carts. Try though you might, however, you will not be able to find the bin with the children. Perhaps they're sold out? Important Safety Tip: do not stop one of the women with an infant and ask her to show you where her baby came from. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) You are about to burn the roof of your mouth on pizza. It won't be the first time, either. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Try to be logical, today. It's your only hope. (Which is considerably better than it would be if your "only hope" was some old geezer on the desert planet Falderol and you had to send a robot shaped like an underarm roller-type deodorant off to find him. But not as fun.) Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Today you will seek out new life, and new civilizations. You won't find any, of course, but you will discover a really excellent Chinese restaurant in the process. Libra (September 22 - October 22) You will feel an odd compulsion to stack books, symmetrically, in the public library. Try to resist it. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) It will occur to you that there may be something behind the heroic and daring exploits of people in commercials for snack foods. You are absolutely right - in fact, snack foods can be dangerous if over-indulged in. I once wrestled a giant anaconda after downing a bag of Ranch flavored potato chips and a Hostess HoHo. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You will independently re-discover an old Celtic trick, which will help considerably with an upcoming math test. In particular, you'll find that painting yourself blue may do little for your own mathematical abilities, but it will be a significant distraction for everyone else. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) You will discover a horror almost beyone imagining today -- your home is inhabited by the ghost of an insurance salesman. Who you gonna call? Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) Another excellent day to whittle. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You will win 12,000 cases of peanut brittle today, on a call-in game show. That's a LOT of peanut brittle, as it turns out. |
Misslibra | Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 07:15 pm     Libra (September 22 - October 22) You will feel an odd compulsion to stack books, symmetrically, in the public library. Try to resist it. I did have a odd compulsion but it wasn't stacking books. See here is what happen, I was in Wal-marts the other day shopping, and I just happen to have to go near the tire department and had the strong desire to go over and sniff the rubber on the tires. I kid you not, every now and then I like the smell of rubber. Would that be consider a fetish since rubber is involved? LOL MissLibra leaves the humor-scope thread embarrass by what she just admitted, but praying someone else will come out of the closet and admit they like the smell of rubber on a tire. |
Misslibra | Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 07:43 pm     I see no takers on rubber smelling. That means I'm the only freak at the TVCH. Ok, I take back everything I said about the rubber incident. |
Zachsmom | Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 08:27 pm     zachsmom silently snickers at misslibra..but makes note to smell tires next time she's in sam's club..zachsmom might be missing out on something good! |
Babyruth | Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 08:52 pm     I like to smell Play-Doh.... |
Lancecrossfire | Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 09:23 pm     hehehe |
Twinkie | Thursday, November 07, 2002 - 09:36 pm     I like the smell of cooked lobster......hehehe |
Nancy | Monday, November 11, 2002 - 04:56 am     by Ron E. Lunde Monday, November 11, 2002 I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to. Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aries (March 21 - April 19) Yogurt day today. Did you know that some "natural remedies" books recommend squishing yogurt (the kind with active cultures) in your hair, to relieve dandruff? You should give it a try. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Today you will begin work on a life-size pterodactyl robot, which you will use to terrorize the city. Either that or you'll take a nap. It just depends what sort of mood you're in. Gemini (May 21 - June 20) This week you will angrily tell someone that you are more than just a name and a number! You are also punctuation! Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Good day to work on your catapult. You never know when it could come in handy. Besides, it's good to worry your neighbors a bit -- keeps them civil. Leo (July 23 - August 22) Today you will find yourself wondering why a shampoo that "tingles" would be better at preventing dandruff than one which doesn't. It's that sort of intellectual undertaking which has earned you your well-deserved reputation. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your perfume or cologne has too much patchoulli. Only an idiot wears patchoulli. Or a witch. Hmm. Er, never mind. Wear whatever you like. I'm sure it's quite nice. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Good day to sleep in. A nap would work well today, too. Try to get to bed early. Aside from that, nothing too exciting today. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Today you will put your foot down, regarding your turn at dinner preparation versus dining out. In other words, "if you ain't broke, don't fix it." Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Tomorrow is a good day to wear your lucky Rocketship underwear. Try not to leap into rooms while shouting "Hark!" however. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Time to stop beating around the bush. Beat the bush itself. Give it a good thrashing, and say "bad bush!" in a loud stern tone. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You will get together with several friends, and start an extremely exclusive club. Mostly, this will just be so you can have your own secret handshake, of course. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Someone will turn a cold shoulder to you, and your feelings will be hurt. You'll get even by turning a tepid elbow to them, later. Just don't let it escalate to the blazing ankles stage, is all. |
Nancy | Monday, November 11, 2002 - 04:57 am     UT OH--they found me out--now which am I hehe Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Your perfume or cologne has too much patchoulli. Only an idiot wears patchoulli. Or a witch. Hmm. Er, never mind. Wear whatever you like. I'm sure it's quite nice |
Zachsmom | Monday, November 11, 2002 - 08:04 am     Well Nancy.. I am going to guess that I fall into the catagory as an idiot.. I have no clue as to what "patchoulli" is.. |
Lumbele | Monday, November 11, 2002 - 08:15 am     Nancy, today's seems to be hitting the nail on the head all around at my house. |
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