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TV ClubHouse: Archive: 2003 May: Lurker Adoption Agency (ARCHIVES): Archive through February 25, 2003

Lancecrossfire

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 05:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Monkeyboy--you found the early precursor to the modern Salad Shooter (a registered trademarked product of the Flybynight Corp, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of Frigemall Industries).

Whoami

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 05:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh Monkeyboy! What am I going to do with you?

Fluff

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 05:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
::::::::muffled giggles:::::::::

Twiggyish

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 06:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Whoami, I think I'm gggrandma..LOL I'm Tess's Mom, who is your grandma, etc... See? It's clear as mud =)

Draheid

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 06:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The Twiggyish family portrait:
familyfamilyfamilyfamily
familyfamilyfamilyfamily

Twiggyish

Wednesday, January 29, 2003 - 07:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL! I think we look pretty good, too!

Geogirl

Friday, January 31, 2003 - 07:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Your welcome for the scooter Texannie...Next week is your birthday...What would you like??

Texannie

Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 07:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
It's my birthday?? I didn't know that...how old am I now? ;)
let me think about it mom.

Monkeyboy

Saturday, February 01, 2003 - 09:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
when's my birthday mom?

Geogirl

Sunday, February 02, 2003 - 09:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You are turning 9 on tuesday Texannie!!! Did you think about what you want?

Texannie

Sunday, February 02, 2003 - 10:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
9..cool!! I would like some Groovy Girl dolls and some makeup, please.

Whoami

Sunday, February 02, 2003 - 10:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
When do you want your birthday to be, MB?

Twiggyish

Monday, February 03, 2003 - 06:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
bumping up!

Reader234

Monday, February 03, 2003 - 07:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Egbok for remembering me!!

Monkeyboy

Sunday, February 23, 2003 - 09:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hi :)

Egbok

Monday, February 24, 2003 - 08:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Reader, who can forget their own adopted kidlet?

Monkeyboy

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 06:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ive been forgotten about, i havent received my allowance yet.

Adven

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 06:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd like to adopted please. I'm not a lurker, at least not on the board, but I would appreciate being adopted. I can be a little high maintenance.

Grooch

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 06:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Adven, I think MsBat should have dibs on you. She can take you shoe shopping. :)

Fruitbat

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 07:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will adopt you Adven, Rabbit and DJ need a brother and I think you could benefit from having a title. Now there are some things you may want to consider before accepting this, most generous, offer.

I am a lax parent, I offer no structure or discipline and encourage my children to run wild, break rules and spend more money on clothes, shoes and makeup than is reasonable.

Being politically correct is offensive as are people who become offended and I do not tolerate the use of the word boundries.

Monkeyboy

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 07:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wow, Bat sounds like fun! My mommy yells at me and doesnt cook us dinner! :)

Fruitbat

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 09:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh yes, I cook and expect all of my brood to eat very well and spare no expense making this happen. Monkeyboy, where can I find your mother? She dissappeared in an invisible huff in another thread and has not resurfaced.

My daughter Slynn was kidnapped months ago and I am looking for a shallow grave at this point. I hold little hope of her return. Slynn, if you are alive, call home, we miss you! (said tearfully to the press)

Whoami

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 12:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey, when have I ever yelled at you? And why should I have to cook you dinner if you can go out on the town with Lance's credit card? Wouldn't that be more fun?

<feeling unloved>

Fruitbat

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 02:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ah, she is back. Whoami, it is just a phase he is going through. He loves you dearly.

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, February 25, 2003 - 03:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Who, try feeding him Purina Monkey Chow. That might be what he is looking for. Nothing says loving like a brand name.