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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Jack owes an apology to all buzzards!: Archive through September 26, 2003

Ezgoing

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 03:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay, any ornithologists in our midst who might shed a little light on said bird's nether regions? Maybe we just don't know what we're missing, ya know?!

Ezgoing

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 03:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
yw, Jul :)

Chippy

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 03:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LMAO. I just googled "buzzard's crotch" and the only hits were from BB4. LMAO again.

Woodpecke®

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 03:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I found oodles of pictures of buzzards, but none were showing their naughty bits.

Chippy

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 03:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
How bout their funbags?

Bastable

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 03:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think we have the award for the Unlikliest Phrase Ever Typed by Human Hands, and it goes to Chippy. Never again in the span of our lives will we see this phrase legitimately used again:

"I just googled 'buzzard's crotch' "

Congratulations, Chippy!

Woodpecke®

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 03:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL @ Bastable. You may be right.

Earthmother

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I was concerned about that too Bastable, but was afraid I'd embarass Chippy by bringing attention to an obvious perversion...

Woodpecke®

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Googling a buzzard's crotch has been known to cause genital warts in many instances.

Earthmother

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
So do you think that's how Scott got them, Wood?

Woodpecke®

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's just a theory. I have no proof.

Seanflynn2003

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Conrats guys! In 45 minutes we've outlogged the Erika apology thread.
I don't know when the last time I was so proud of myself <g>

Earthmother

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sean

Chippy

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LMAO, Bastable... guess that just proves one should read their own post before submitting it!

That, AND you guys are just plain filthy minded.

I love that.

Trishan

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Another Jack Buzzard's thread...I could not be happier. Thx, Sean for starting it

Csnog

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok you guys. Go out there and catch each and every Buzzard then line them up in the BB back yard and have Jack stand at attention and offer an apology.

Earthmother

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Can he speak to the crotch while standing at attention? We should check out the possibility before rounding up the buzzards. Csnog, go out and catch the first one and let us know if it can be done, and if it can I'll get my boots on and be ready to go..

Csnog

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There are plenty of them eating the dead roadkill.

Remember that Jack being a older man "must" put on Erika's night blinders so he is not accused of being a pervert.

Earthmother

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Then don't invite Ali or Jun on the hunt cuz they'll accuse him nightblinders or not..

Csnog

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Maybe I can find some OLD buzzards.

Arnie where are you?

Earthmother

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 04:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It must be taking Csnog longer than thought to find buzzards willing to stand and have their crotches googled..

Csnog

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 05:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm looking for AS. Isn't he the one that wants all the 20 something's running around in string and lettuce bikinis.

He must be as old as the hills and would qualify.

Lets make some demands on him.

More blinders next year!!!

Feel yourself around the house. No looking.

Oh my.

Earthmother

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 05:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I thought Amanda and Dave already did that?

Monalisahi

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 05:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yep, I can definitely see how buzzards could be offended by saying they have the same sex appeal as Dana.

Csnog

Friday, September 26, 2003 - 06:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ohhhhh a housefull of HG's like Dave and Amanda.

I like that idea.

So would BB.