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Bohawkins

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 11:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Amanda and Dave, the first fornicators.
Will Nate and Allie be "doin' it" later?
Dave should be crowing,
'cause Amanda is going.
He is now free to play "pass the tater."

Weinermr

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amanda knew Scott's situation,
But she could feel David's frustration,
Those live feeds were sucking,
Till they started ****ing,
I'm glad they gave in to temptation.

Chai

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a poster named Bunny
Whose summaries were really quite funny
If the HG's got boring
She'd keep us from snoring
Her posts were so lighthearted and sunny.

Tabbyking

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
amanda and david played hookie
finally got BB some nookie
the round bed did spin
til david gave in
and tossed and tossed his cookie....

Buggles

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jack's the guy from the FBI
Who's left behind his suit & tie
He's doing his best
With that hairy chest
No one can forget tho he's a spy

Weinermr

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 04:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It sure seems quite clear that Amanda,
Will be out and that's no propaganda,
Jee will not roam,
When Amanda goes home,
Her dealings with Scott is what damned her.

Aerojunki

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 04:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a guy named Dave
Who was the first on Big Brother to get laid

He thought he was tough, but Amanda called his bluff & he puked all over the place.

Hamsterlady

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 05:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
While I'm waiting for the 1st eviction
Hoping Amanda's exit is fiction
I only see FOTH
Would prefer a sloth
So I'm watching our first couple's friction

Beruthiel

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 06:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show called Big Bro,
Peopled with media 'ho's
Whose wish was for fame
So they all played the game,
But the winners were always net viewers.

Beruthiel

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 06:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I've looked hard this year for excitement,
But Hgs lost my early regard,
Then Scott threw a wobbly,
And his ex made a conquest,
And now I don't care who's excised.

Bohawkins

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 07:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The power change was a simple fix.
Nathan's harem got dealt a nice trick.
Exes are livin' large,
Jee's now the one in charge.
Watch the original eight now become six.

Aerojunki

Friday, July 18, 2003 - 07:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a story about a man named Jee
Who was put on the block,
but saved by his Big Brother family.

Now he's HOH & enjoying all the glee,
and gets to kick someone out, on their skinny hiney.

Erika that is (Big Ta Ta's)

Bohawkins

Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 12:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A guy named Jee was head for a time.
He said he put his "life" on the line.
Instead he helped the group
to reduce one of his troop.
He let Robert take over his mind.

Tabbyking

Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 04:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there once was a goof named jee
who said, "not dana! can't be!"
so he put up michelle
who took it quite well
crying all hysterically

Tabbyking

Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 04:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
what a bunch of moron nuts
showing off their rounded butts
who's sleeping where,
and why should we care
cause each houseguest is a putz.

Bearware

Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 09:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a house full of exes
Who tried to give America Sepsis.
We internet freaks
saw all those geeks
And wonder what's coming up next-ess.

Beruthiel

Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 11:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The Big Brother Four internees
Are boring the h*ll out of me.
Their mental frenzy
Just makes me feel envy
For the good times of Big Brother Three

Beruthiel

Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 11:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There's a woman who came to the site
For some fun and exquisite delight.
But it's cabbages night,
With no strategy fights,
So she's bored and thus saying "Goodnight."


[Big, Bouncing, Belligerant BUMP!!!! from a disappointed and impatient Bernie]

Bohawkins

Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 08:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I posted my latest limerick in the thread about
the vegetable bikini's. Check it out here:

Link to: Cabbage bikinis thread

Tabbyking

Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 09:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
whoa, bohawkins, crack me up
you must be a frisky pup
a young girl cavorts
you pup-tent your shorts
'n coffee jumps out of my cup!

Roguescollar

Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 07:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a writer named Bunny,
Whose musings were constantly funny.
Her points she did make,
While pointing out fakes...
Poor hamsters just thinkin' 'bout money!
~R~

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 04:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dana's talkin' smack --
Her brain is outta whack
She's outta the loop
She's everyone's dupe
And pretty soon she will go 'crack'.

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 04:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amanda was out of luck --
And certainly out of a buck
All because Dave
Was being a knave
And also because of a ••••.

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 04:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
David's goofy grin
reveals his funny chin
and because he's a Ranger
he's a bit of a danger,
And he will most certainly win.

Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 05:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Erika is a skinny lass
Despite her tits, she's got no ass
And her bikini
a wee bit too teeny
makes it seem as if she has no class.