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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Limericks?: Archive through July 11, 2003

Bohawkins

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a girl named Michelle,
with a crush on Nathan you could tell.
But her tries to succeed,
while the Bible he reads,
may cause those passions to quell.

Lurknomore

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a girl from Nantucket
Who told Arnold Shapiro to

Ummmmmm think I'd best not participate in this thread

Bohawkins

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The shower cam looks down from above
trying to catch parts viewers will love.
But most girls are too short,
voyeurs are sad to report.
Even Amanda showed not much to speak of.

Wendo

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 12:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Nate and Alli are in control
But their always could be a mole
That Dana could sneak in
And get under ones skin
There it goes, down the toilet bowl

Draheid

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 01:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
When watching the Big Brother Feed
Here's something all viewers should heed
FOTH'ing is quick
It may make you sick,
And the volume can make your ears bleed!

Goddessatlaw

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 01:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Scott couldn't hang on to his hair
And Jordan-ed his tuffties with nair
He thinks it looks cool
Let's take up a pool
On who's panties he'll make his headwear

Sanfranjoshfan

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 03:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a house called BB
Which was filled with some folks...rent free!
They played hard to stay
(And to win the most pay)
Trying not be the next evictee

Hamsterlady

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 04:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jack is 'The Man' from 'Bama
Whose role is the old man hamsta
He tries to stay cool
By eyeing the pool
But he really only wants to slam ya

Hamsterlady

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 04:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Arnold Shapiro the producer
Has decided he wants his guests looser
So to perk up the show
He wants them to know
That soon they'll be getting a juicer

Hamsterlady

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 06:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Why is Arnie giving a juicer?
They'd like a car that's a cruiser
But he knows he controls
Their lives and their souls
And would rather have that than a bruiser

Puck1021

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 07:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
13 Strangers moved in one house
Some very loud, others quiet as a mouse
When it is done
There will be only one
That the 12 strangers will call a louse

Cangaroo

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There was a housemate named Justin,
His ex he was way too trustin'
Said she, "His weinee is very tee-nee"
So Justin on her should be bustin'.

Nathalia

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There is a guy named Nate
Who depends on the girls for his fate
He loves to wear polish on his toes
How the church people feel about this..nobody knows
Can't wait to hear this debate

Cangaroo

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
An ex-couple of Jun and Jee,
He was way too conservative said she
But look up my skirt
and you'll get hurt
From the pitiful sight you might see

Cangaroo

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think I may be too tough
on Big Brother housemates and stuff
so any new limericks from me
will be nice and totally mean free

Cangaroo

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey Ya'll, is there a rule to limericks like there is for Haikus...you know, so many counts per line and so many lines, etc. I want to know if I'm doing this correctly.

Tabbyking

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there once was a house of fools
where arnie kept changing the rules
some hamsters were vexed
to see they were 'exed'
and many are losing their cools......

Castalinas

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a girl, name of Ali- Who seemed like she came from the Valley- Beauty queen she was not- She was not even hot- In a contest , her votes wouldn't tally.

Delilah

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG these are brilliant! We have so many talented people here, TVCH rocks!!!

There once was a dude named Scott
He thought he was really really hot
He wears hats every day
Drives the hamsters astray
Amanda thought he was the one, but he's not

Tabbyking

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lock them up and take the key
who will be out, we shall soon see
as they play the game
all hoping for fame
nommed are amanda and jee

Bohawkins

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The producers tried hard to perplex us,
but the original eight formed a nexus.
They came up with a plan,
which just maybe they can,
carry out with their x'ing the exes.

Tabbyking

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
who might be one from bellys
eating pb and jellies
thrust into the house
where all do carouse
and make my life livin' hellies

Cangaroo

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't know why, but Tabbyking's limerick gave me the giggles.

Tabbyking

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"just jiggle it a bit, it'll open"... makes me giggle...ever since sanfranjosh reminded us of a lucy episode! now i have to try and limerick the damn thing!!


while eleven hamsters're copin'
nominated guests are mopin'
playing lucy goosey
you know i love lucy
just jiggle it a bit, it'll open!

Snee

Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
these hamsters are after big money,
but they're tame and not very funny,
they're really so boring,
interest only goes soaring,
when you've heard about them from bunny.