Limericks?
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Beruthiel | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:38 pm     ((((Buggles))) |
Buggles | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:27 pm     To Beru I expect we might hear 'tsk tsk' Or have our mouths washed with Wisk Your hug didn't rhyme I'm sure it's a crime Thank (((you))) for taking that risk!  |
Boberg | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 04:57 am     I definitely should stay away from this thread. The limericks, they just get in my head. I can't keep a count Of the syllable amount So I'll just keep on rhyming instead. |
Bronxie | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:33 am     As Reality Shows go today, There's one thing I now want to say, From fun and debating, to laughs and equating... From commenting first, to being well-versed.... From loving and hating, to FOTH waiting..... from you all, so friendly, to others, unbendy... This Clubhouse beats all .... everyway. |
Bronxie | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:36 am     ...sorry, but if you knew how old I am you'd congratulate me for even attempting to join in. |
Boberg | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:51 am     Bronxie, I think you did quite well. Is it a limerick? Well I can't tell. It is fun anyway, Thanks for playing today It is better than reading my mail. |
Bohawkins | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 08:54 am     Ali and Jun play quite a melody as they moan and gripe at each other. Of course, they are two insufferable bores. Could it be they have a trait or two we like? Thank goodness it will be over soon and we can focus on Survivor. |
Zedmack | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 09:01 am     Bohawkins, YOU are "ficnkug azmnaig"! (I'm quoting from a posting someone else did on another thread while back.) You are a very talented man. |
Boberg | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 09:20 am     Jun and Ali sleep-but they toss and they turn. A conscience can be troublesome I've learned. When bad deeds are done And the money all won Will their behavior still be something we spurn? |
Boberg | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 09:22 am     Bohawkins your too deep for me, Rhymins not your cup of tea, I can see. I too am so glad Cause I feel we've been had But its Bachelor Bob that will do it for me! |
Buggles | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 01:07 pm     Bo's sarcasm was quite clear Had me grinning ear to ear His 'limerick's' my fave It's one I will save And smile when I picture his sneer  |
Buggles | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:32 pm     Such lovely women left in the house Now that they're rid of the louse But let's say something nice Jun cooks dang good rice A quality you'd look for in a spouse  |
Buggles | Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:57 pm     Ali had ample strength to compete She simply would not accept defeat I admire her tenacity And even her audacity But I think it hurt her to lie & cheat  |
Beruthiel | Monday, September 22, 2003 - 04:42 am     We are nearing the end of the road, And I'm weary of toting the load, Of caring which girl, Will get the rich pearl, So for now, I'll relax, in resting mode. Here's a BIG HUG to everyone here. You have made this BB much less drear. I'm a fan of YOU ALL, You've made it a ball, With your smarts, your charm, and good cheer. (((Buggles))) (((Bohawkins))) (((EVERYONE!)))
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Beruthiel | Monday, September 22, 2003 - 05:07 am     the song and dance of competition screeches a tune of barbarity of spirit too often which leaves the audience either enthralled or appalled at the depths to which humanity will sink from grasping greed or desire for fame both fleeting and base to more simple souls whose deepest longings blazon on their sleeves close companions to share life and dreams warm friends to conjure the cramped yet cosy caves and flickering fires of our long lost race's youth when the dark outside held death and fear still cowering in our reptilian hindbrains we need recognition of existence knowledge of value to other souls to know we are loved for who we are human beings |
Sonotech | Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 06:25 pm     There once was a girl named Ali whose mouth was so foul, it was smelly. The ugly words she would say repeated day after day made me quite sick to my belly. |
Weinermr | Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 06:02 pm     The winner is Ali or Jun, We'll know who it is now real soon, But after the finish, The crowds will diminish, We'll fade out to FOTH and its tune......... |
Bohawkins | Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 08:47 pm     |
Bohawkins | Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 09:00 pm     The jury offered Ali no peace, and the insults to Jun didn't cease. Jun had to be the one, when it was said and done. Of those two evils she was the least. |
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