Archive through September 20, 2003
TV ClubHouse: Archive: Limericks?:
Archive through September 20, 2003
Bohawkins | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 09:45 am     Alison will show it in Playboy some qualities we all can enjoy. They will make her look good, or enough to get wood, from a whole new group of her boy toys. |
Bronxie | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 05:09 am     As Reality Showa get outrageous, And one-up-man-ship more contageous, Will a "knife in the back" Be a Real attack? Cause Arnold and pals are no sages. |
Beruthiel | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 09:39 am     There's nothing to do but wait, To see who will be first at the gate, And win all the money - But wouldn't it be funny, If no one cared about their fate? |
Bohawkins | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:06 am     You say there's nothing except to wait? But, I say instead, anticipate. Even though it's Jun, and it's happens soon. It's still a thrill to pronosticate. |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:28 am     There was a young beauty queen from PA, Who had twelve houseguest in her way, She would lie, cheat and steal, No humor--like Will, But she did them all in her own way. Now Jun is no angel we say, Her manipulation we saw each day. Sunbathe, cook, and clean, Her mouth could spew some mean No love lost here, just cryin in my beer, As the big money they both haul away! |
Buggles | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:32 am     Wait, schmate, watch the hate See them cry at what's on their plate Thinking of Nate Deciding their fate I say celebrate, it's time to skate  |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:37 am     Elena was not even suppose to be part of the show, But because of Robert, she is someone we all know. She is as cute as can be, Her dad made the final three, I'll think of her when white butterflies flow. |
Bohawkins | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:44 am     While there was a run by the exes, and Jun and Ali did perplex us, they truly succeeded, and never retreated, representing the orginal nexus. |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:46 am     Big Brother 4 is ending I see, My heart is a breaking--woe me. I won't miss the cast, they are already part of the past, But I will miss the wonderful folks @ Clubhouse,TV! |
Draheid | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:17 am     Big Brother is ending, that's true, So here's a suggestion for you,
here for a thread Where you'll find it said, All year there are things here to do.  |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:20 am     My summers, they are filled with Big Brother. It occupies my time like no other. Is it the show that I like, where they kiss, fuss and fight, Or the board where I chat and meet others? |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:26 am     Draheid your so sweet, It is true. I appreciate all the things that you do. I'll check out other threads, of that have no dread, Cause to TVClubhouse I'm true blue! |
Bohawkins | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 12:54 pm     Robert will be a cafe entrepreneur. He is a Cuban food connoisseur. He already has fame. Customers know his name. The first Big Brother million for sure. |
Bondmaiden | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:00 pm     Some posters thought they were so neat- They thought their own s--- didn't stink- They said "It's a sin if Ali should win"- When she did, they threw up in the sink. |
Bohawkins | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:14 pm     Let's just wait 'til the final amount. We all know chickens unhatched don't count. Ali hasn't won it, So premature vomits, in the sink I would surely discount. |
Bondmaiden | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:27 pm     The internet people where sad- That one who could win was so bad.-I think it is funny - if she wins the money- And Arnie and staff are quite glad. |
Surreal_Badger | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:32 pm     i type this limerick with fright dare i say that this season was shite? with these 2 left for the prize it's no big surprise i'll be watching THE BACHELOR wednesday nite |
Notorioussun | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:34 pm     shite? |
Ezgoing | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:37 pm     Congratulations to Jiggly and family: While our houseguests are busy denyin' All their scheming, back-stabbing, and lyin' Eye to eye we don't see But on this we'll agree-- We all welcome Isabella and Ryan!! |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 05:43 pm     Big Brother sometimes you cause hatin, When it is Jun and Ali we are debatin. You've shown on TV Mostly nice things to see But we know that their words are more blatent. |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 06:25 pm     Well Jun almost had a breakdown last night. Dr. Zachary was all in a fright. He said: you must bid adou To the Tylenol it is true And you"ll thank me in the mornin, well you might! |
Boberg | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 06:45 pm     I think limericks are fun, can you tell? Like BigBrother they've caused quite a spell. So please give it a try, You can't do worse than I But if you ignore me, then I guess I fail. |
Bohawkins | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 06:50 pm     Let's all kiss Limerick rules goodbye. The beat count and cadence we defy. Concerning big brother? Oh, why even bother? We will write anything suiting our eye. |
Beruthiel | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:10 pm     For those who don't know what Brits do, The word 'shite' is the Brit form of 'poo' The Americans clipped it To the common word 'shit' And they omit lots of letter 'u's, too. -o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o- To adhere to the rules of a form Is fair if one clings to the norm. But don't sneer at the few Who attempt something new When your form might be looked at with scorn. One ought to click on the key 'enter' When starting a fresh line of banter, So I'll do it for you, And make it read true, Thus your verse will then merrily canter. I quote: "I know what you mean my dear Bo- Some posters just aren't in the know. -It must be five lines -it'd be nice if they rhyme- some poets are just kind of slow." -o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o- I don't care which gal wins all the loot, For this season has been quite a hoot. I enjoy all the chatting, It's better than tatting, So I'll stay to add fuel to the moot. |
Buggles | Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:21 pm     Uh oh some of us are not as clever Or post before we've pulled it together I'll count every beat And try not to cheat It's a very important endeavor  |
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