Bohawkins | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:28 am     There once was a girl named Michelle, with a crush on Nathan you could tell. But her tries to succeed, while the Bible he reads, may cause those passions to quell. |
Lurknomore | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:31 am     There once was a girl from Nantucket Who told Arnold Shapiro to Ummmmmm think I'd best not participate in this thread  |
Bohawkins | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:47 am     The shower cam looks down from above trying to catch parts viewers will love. But most girls are too short, voyeurs are sad to report. Even Amanda showed not much to speak of. |
Wendo | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 12:45 pm     Nate and Alli are in control But their always could be a mole That Dana could sneak in And get under ones skin There it goes, down the toilet bowl |
Draheid | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 01:05 pm     When watching the Big Brother Feed Here's something all viewers should heed FOTH'ing is quick It may make you sick, And the volume can make your ears bleed! |
Goddessatlaw | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 01:22 pm     Scott couldn't hang on to his hair And Jordan-ed his tuffties with nair He thinks it looks cool Let's take up a pool On who's panties he'll make his headwear |
Sanfranjoshfan | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 03:03 pm     There once was a house called BB Which was filled with some folks...rent free! They played hard to stay (And to win the most pay) Trying not be the next evictee |
Hamsterlady | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 04:46 pm     Jack is 'The Man' from 'Bama Whose role is the old man hamsta He tries to stay cool By eyeing the pool But he really only wants to slam ya |
Hamsterlady | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 04:53 pm     Arnold Shapiro the producer Has decided he wants his guests looser So to perk up the show He wants them to know That soon they'll be getting a juicer |
Hamsterlady | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 06:51 pm     Why is Arnie giving a juicer? They'd like a car that's a cruiser But he knows he controls Their lives and their souls And would rather have that than a bruiser |
Puck1021 | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 07:15 pm     13 Strangers moved in one house Some very loud, others quiet as a mouse When it is done There will be only one That the 12 strangers will call a louse
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Cangaroo | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:44 pm     There was a housemate named Justin, His ex he was way too trustin' Said she, "His weinee is very tee-nee" So Justin on her should be bustin'. |
Nathalia | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:44 pm     There is a guy named Nate Who depends on the girls for his fate He loves to wear polish on his toes How the church people feel about this..nobody knows Can't wait to hear this debate |
Cangaroo | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:46 pm     An ex-couple of Jun and Jee, He was way too conservative said she But look up my skirt and you'll get hurt From the pitiful sight you might see |
Cangaroo | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:49 pm     I think I may be too tough on Big Brother housemates and stuff so any new limericks from me will be nice and totally mean free |
Cangaroo | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 08:50 pm     Hey Ya'll, is there a rule to limericks like there is for Haikus...you know, so many counts per line and so many lines, etc. I want to know if I'm doing this correctly. |
Tabbyking | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:20 pm     there once was a house of fools where arnie kept changing the rules some hamsters were vexed to see they were 'exed' and many are losing their cools...... |
Castalinas | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:29 pm     There once was a girl, name of Ali- Who seemed like she came from the Valley- Beauty queen she was not- She was not even hot- In a contest , her votes wouldn't tally. |
Delilah | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:33 pm     OMG these are brilliant! We have so many talented people here, TVCH rocks!!! There once was a dude named Scott He thought he was really really hot He wears hats every day Drives the hamsters astray Amanda thought he was the one, but he's not |
Tabbyking | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:38 pm     lock them up and take the key who will be out, we shall soon see as they play the game all hoping for fame nommed are amanda and jee |
Bohawkins | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 09:55 pm     The producers tried hard to perplex us, but the original eight formed a nexus. They came up with a plan, which just maybe they can, carry out with their x'ing the exes. |
Tabbyking | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:13 pm     who might be one from bellys eating pb and jellies thrust into the house where all do carouse and make my life livin' hellies |
Cangaroo | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:18 pm     Don't know why, but Tabbyking's limerick gave me the giggles. |
Tabbyking | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 10:30 pm     "just jiggle it a bit, it'll open"... makes me giggle...ever since sanfranjosh reminded us of a lucy episode! now i have to try and limerick the damn thing!! while eleven hamsters're copin' nominated guests are mopin' playing lucy goosey you know i love lucy just jiggle it a bit, it'll open! |
Snee | Friday, July 11, 2003 - 11:24 pm     these hamsters are after big money, but they're tame and not very funny, they're really so boring, interest only goes soaring, when you've heard about them from bunny. |