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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Limericks?: Archive through August 30, 2003

Beruthiel

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 05:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thranduil your honour is requited
Since you corrected your error,
Most egregious !!!!!!!!
Thus the Queen of the Cats,
Doffs her hat - nay - her Crown,
And dubs Thee: SIR Thranduil the Knightiest!

Beruthiel

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 05:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sweet Bearware, Thou Art Welcome
To the Kingdom Of Mental Frolics,
Where Beorn the Manbear
Would Vanquish Dana M*ntr*ll,
{Thus Saving Our Noble Souls}
From the Horror of BB's House of Trollops!

Roguescollar

Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 09:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Loved it, Weinermr!
Thrandui1~~ Liked reading it the second time, too... ~R~

Beruthiel

Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 12:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
BUMP! (Just keeping the thread from going missing)

There once was a show called Big Bro
Where the fortunes flip flopped day to day.
And loud were the cries
When fave houseguests got fried -
And who mine are I'm not gonna say!

Cafe976

Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 02:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
David calls Dana a bee-otch
Jack likens her to a bird's crotch
An episode rare
With humor to spare
I sat and observed on my couch

Beruthiel

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 11:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show called Big Brother
Which suffered from lack of fame,
And for proof of that assertion -
No poems, and lack of exertion -
Yet the thread hasn't gone down the drain?

Willsbills

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 12:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Once a show I did watch
A man described a girl
As a buzzard's crotch
We waited to see
how famous she would be
But she got booted by a girl
named Ali
Now, she sits alone
On a lot out in Cali
Arnie promised a big cash prize
But she got booted because
she had more balls than the guys

Jiggyjosh

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 06:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a houseguest named Jun
Her butt was as big as the moon
She walked up to Jack
And said "give it a whack"
Now his hand is as big as a balloon

Beruthiel

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 06:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Good one, Jiggyjosh!

Thought I'd save Bo the trouble, and dug up my English lit. reference books, so here it is:

"Limerick: a piece of light verse usually having five lines rhyming aabba; lines one, two, and five have three accents, lines three and four have two. Edward Lear (1812-1888) is the unquestioned master of limericks for children, to whit:
There was an old person of Cannes,
Who purchased three fowls and a fan;
Those she placed on a stool,
And to make them feel cool
She constantly fanned them at Cannes."

[From Dictionary of Literary Terms, Samuel Cooper, M.A., 1974, p91]

So now we know, and have no excuses for failure to comply with the rules!

Bbspyqueen

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 06:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Big Brother , that show must have class.
We've got to get rid of a lass!
Ali , the evil,
Dana, so creepy!
And Jun with her great, growing ***!

Dallasbbfan

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 08:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a house in L.A.
Where it got very hot each day
the days were all hazy
the guests were all lazy
They just slept the day away.

Moderator

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 12:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If y'all would like to have a separate thread for poems that don't fit the limerick format, please feel free to start one. I'm sorry, but we don't have time to read poems and decide which category they fit or don't. You'll need to just be polite to each other. Thanks! :)

(K)

Bohawkins

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 04:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dana is the first on the jury.
But the others seemed not to worry.
They all thought it just fine
to be very unkind,
not thinking of her vengeful fury.

Amari

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 04:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
As Dana turns to go out the door,
she turns to her housemates just once more,
and says, "Today you all treated me like trash,
just want you to know it could cost you cash,
cause my vote might be the one to make that four."

Tasia

Thursday, August 07, 2003 - 11:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show called Big Brother 4
Everyone decided it was such a bore
Until one day the hamsters went homicidal
Wishing they were all on American Idol
But instead, got stuck listening to Shapiro snore.

Tasia

Thursday, August 07, 2003 - 11:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There lived a vampire named Dana
Who was just a tad bit insane and
She would eavesdrop and creep
So no one could sleep
While guarding their jugular vein

Bohawkins

Thursday, August 07, 2003 - 03:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It was to Justin significant
That Ali had a blue elephant
Some folks thought it was fixed,
but that premise was nixed.
Unless the facts are irrelevant.

Beruthiel

Saturday, August 09, 2003 - 12:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The Stooges hold all of the aces,
They've won the needed games.
Yet next week's another story,
The house'll get even more gory,
But the game will still be as lame.

Justareader

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
bump

Bohawkins

Thursday, August 14, 2003 - 07:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Now Jee is a man without honor.
And one of his friends is a goner.
You see, Jee folded fast,
when Jack covered Jee's ass.
But the show's no longer a yawner.

Beruthiel

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 08:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The more a man boasts of his honour,
When he has the official power,
Then his friends should take care,
And his enemies beware,
For it's certain they'll soon need a lawyer.

Pengoh

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 10:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a guy named Jee
Who talked about being a 'good guy' incessantly
Others suffered but him
Made them eat PB&J on a whim
He'll be evicted uncerimoniously

Beruthiel

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 04:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
While awaiting in hopes of a spoiling
By Eastern fans kindly and toiling,
A sweet cheerful hostess
Gave us toasts in her glass,
Of Bellini, both tasty and chilling!

Costacat

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 04:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL @ Beruthiel! Bernie, you ROCK! That is too funny!

Beruthiel

Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 12:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Th*r* *nc* w*s * m*n fr*m BB,
Wh* c*rs*d w*m*n *f *v*ry br**d.
H* m*d* *ll th* l*v* f**d*rs
Typ* w*th *n* th*mb *n th* sh*ft k*y,
M*k*ng th*m t*rr*bly h*rd t* r**d.