Tabbyking | Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:23 pm     there once was a guy named scott who's antics stirred up the pot the game will go on although he is gone and i'm gonna miss him---not! |
Chai | Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:23 pm     Great one, Tabby!!!! |
Tabbyking | Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:28 pm     there was a doc who saw scott and said, "sick? i think not! those chairs made him freak and if he could speak he'd say, 'they're slicker than snot'." |
Tabbyking | Monday, July 14, 2003 - 10:21 pm     there is a house so boring aha, i see you snoring! you drift off, but wait! it's 'any of 6 gals' 'n nate man, that hound dog is scoring! |
Bohawkins | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 06:10 am     Out in California where it doesn't rain, a lad called Nathan with his harem reigns. But he's playing games with all of those dames. Soon the gals will be pulling the reins. |
Ocean_Islands | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 06:29 am     Was Scott so mad he could bust? And all because of his lust? He wanted affection but was handed rejection as they left him behind in the dust. |
Polypody | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 07:22 am     There once was a hamster called Jack The oldest of Big Brother's pack He tries to be cool And not look a fool Alas, he'll be stabbed in the back |
Polypody | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 07:34 am     There once was a gal called Jun She wanted the guys to spoon But she cooked and she ate To make up for no mate Now Jun is as big as the moon. |
Nonconformist | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 12:39 pm     There once was an Ally and Nate Who gave it some thought to mate But Dana was there She gave quite a stare So their lusting would just have to wait |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 01:36 pm     that larry king is a real hottie can't we put him in for scottie? he's old for sure we all do concur and what about that body?! |
Ocean_Islands | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:02 pm     Now we have Big Brother Four The houseguests are really a chore They talk about smack and are all outta whack And the show has become quite a bore. |
Bohawkins | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:06 pm     Yo I be Nathan and I be doin' it right With ma be-och-es and ho's wid me tonight I be so fly yo when I nut in yo eye yo Big bro can't believe how smoove an tight. |
Hamsterlady | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:08 pm     My pretty dear sweet Tabbyking Oh my! The thought of such a thing! I'll grant you he's old And smart I've been told But O'Reilly is much better looking! hehehehe |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:31 pm     you are so quite right hamsterlady, and bright cause wouldn't old larry who's ears are quite harry really scare ali at night!? |
Bohawkins | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:15 pm     Peeps here be lookin for di-vers-ity And they be kickin out the onliest g Yo dog... nuthin but crackers Shih man why they no rappers? Want a real big brotha? I be da homie. |
Iceprincess | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:26 pm     It's not a limerick but I am bored at work and didn't know where to post it.. T’was the night before eviction at the BB house, Not a hamster was stirring, not even a turtle (ok it don’t rhyme, so shoot me). The back yard was painted all green with care, With hopes that the net viewers were not aware. The hamsters were all snuggled up in their beds, Jack and Dave, starving since they hadn’t been fed. Erika covered in blankets and Robert in his shorts, Michelle’s dreaming of those damn genital warts. Jee and Amanda are all packed, Erika is glad she isn’t the one sacked. Jun is munching away at whatever she can grab, Alison's fawning over Nate cause he is so fab. When all of the sudden in the window there squatting, Was Dana looking around for anyone plotting. Everyone is boring and no one will fight, Happy eviction to all, and to all a good night. |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:32 pm     bravo, iceprincess!! the vision of dana squatting in the window made me wonder if she sleep walks and couldn't find the bathroom! good lines for each of the hamsters!! |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:35 pm     said the tortoise "what gives guys?" why are you feeding me flies? so change up the diet or i won't stay quiet and i only eat freedom fries! |
Chai | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:04 pm     This year's HG's are so very boring The lives feeds show nothing but snoring They eat and they sleep Nate tends to his sheep Whose gazes remain so adoring. |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:20 pm     maybe the tortoise should be greek and say, "i only eat fleedom flies" that's the good thing about limericks. you can be silly and people can't say anything. it's like when i rented 'the stupids' and returned it saying, " i don't really think i should have to pay for this. it was really stupid." |
Jan | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:21 pm     good one tabby, again. Sorry I don't count |
Tabbyking | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:25 pm     well, do you know your a-b-c's at least? |
Nansco98 | Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 09:07 pm     IcePrincess - Loved it, really liked the part about Dana, everyone else keep up the good work, they all keep me laughing |
Bohawkins | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 09:09 am     Ok, peeps lemme break it down for ya. Jack lets Nathan think that he be da playa. But Jack be da one who be doin' the playin'. Jack be da man. You know what I'm sayin? Jack he be strokin' 'til it's time to take ova. |
Chai | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 10:04 am     Two hamsters indeed fell in love Their antics were filmed from above As they started to rave, Amanda and Dave, He struggled to put on a "glove". |