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Idolworship

Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 02:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Now, Robert's a part of "The Dream Team,"
Which is, thankfully, going away.
He spreads peanut butter with his finger,
After in his nose it did linger,
Adding "zest," to the PB&J.

Beruthiel

Monday, September 01, 2003 - 12:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
An alliance of three BB babes
Gave us hope that Jeebert would be lost
But two babes got all sneaky
And made plans without Erika
So if Robert wins all it's THEIR fault!

Bronxie

Monday, September 01, 2003 - 12:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You all know that blondish - go-getter,
Who thinks, next to others, she's better.
Can anyone stop her?
Our little bed-hopper?
Just watch those sequested ones get her !

Idolworship

Monday, September 01, 2003 - 02:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Alright BRONxie!!!! An actual limerick! Excellent!

Beruthiel

Monday, September 01, 2003 - 02:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I know that my rhymes are askance,
And that ridicule would be a chance,
But I get full of ennui
From rhymes that are 'twee'
So I allowed my mind - this time - to dance.

And it also behooves me to say,
That not all of us speak "USA",
For I'm a Brit born and bred
With an accent quite varied,
And I say 'lost' and fault' the same way!

Furthermore there are other rhyme rules
That say 'sight' rhymes are also quite cool.
So I won't say that I'm sorry
For my brief midnight folly
No matter how Bohawkins fumes!

At least I aroused him to speak,
After an absence of more than a week,
So thank me dear friends,
I have made my amends,
For having more than my share of cheek!

Buggles

Monday, September 01, 2003 - 03:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Beruthiel

Sorry I misspelled your name last time
Guess I overfocused on the rhyme
I love you and Bo
More than you both know
Artistic license shouldn't be a crime

Beruthiel

Monday, September 01, 2003 - 04:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Buggles don't give it a thought.
Don't worry about 'oughtn't' or 'ought'
Our language is free
And so thee and me
May use rhymes that are seen to be broad.


Your limerick is perfectly fine,
And I applaud every one of the rhymes.
I'm especially impressed
At the way you expressed
Your excellent and true final line!

Buggles

Monday, September 01, 2003 - 04:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Now reigns an HoH named Jun
Viewers keep tabs on her moon
Suddenly she was missing
The HGs were pissing
Her escape to NY was a boon

Buggles

Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 12:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The honourable Jee deserves a pounding*
Or at least a very good grounding
He left the cage
For a working wage
Which many found totally confounding

* figuratively or verbally

ps, thanx Beru!

Tobor7

Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 12:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Nicely done Buggles.
And that says it all.

(I don't do limericks.)

Buggles

Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 01:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Tobor... likewise I'm at a loss to respond in limerick fashion ('Tobor7 - a bit of heaven')

Tobor7

Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 01:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, you did a good job Buggles.
I've yet to try one.

(I'm too busy tossing stuff over the BB walls late at night.)

Bronxie

Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 03:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Now Buggles and Tudor are buddies -
But poetwise, old fuddy-duddies -
They don't give a dime-
For reason or rhyme-
But they're more fun than old silly-puddy.

Stardust

Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 06:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dana left with a vote of 6 to zip,
everyone thought she was gonna flip
To be on Big Brother was Dana's life goal,
but because of Scottie she will only be known
as the Big Brother Man Troll!

Buggles

Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 08:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Rob's in charge and it's down to four
Time to decide which wh*re he hates more
He's got no class
But you should kiss his a$$
Cause he knows Barry Drewmore

Trinity63

Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 08:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ali was sittin on the fence, her heart was all a flutter, down came the BB9 "toot toot" peanut butter.

Buggles

Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 09:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
At the outset there were Three
Catapulted by the Power of Jee
As each of them goes
Rob thankfully knows
Their bond will last for eternity

Bohawkins

Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 10:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Robert was given unique power.
He's causing three ladies to cower.
He will pick who will choose
from the then pleading two,
making Robert the man of the hour.

Beruthiel

Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 03:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The lady whom most of us hate
Stepped up once again to the plate.
She has won POV,
And is gloating with glee,
And might be first out of the gate.

Bohawkins

Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 10:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Head of household was just titular.
Real power was not testicular.
Now Ali's the honcho.
She just won the veto.
Who will go? Is she particular?

Buggles

Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 03:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ali won and it's nightmare
At this point you know they all care
She's got some clout
Decides who goes out
It's a scarier plight than Jack's hair

Beruthiel

Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 12:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show called Big Brother
Which I'd cancel if I had my druthers.
They've extended the show -
But I wish it would go -
For I'm bored with the wiles of the plotters.

The days of the year are darkening,
And the season of snows is hearkening.
The show needs bare skin,
And sunny skies for the win,
And to tarry through Fall is disheartening.

A weekend away from the game,
Made me see that it's really quite lame.
I missed only the chance
To converse with the clans,
For the endgame has lost my acclaim.

But I know that for many a fan
The game is still full of elan.
So I'll hold my complaint
With powerful restraint,
And keep quiet as much as I can.

Spectacle

Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 05:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There are so many ways to look at BB
Some are not always so easy to see
For once there was a chance to feel free
Reading witty chat notes for you and me
As time moves on it does grow like the tree
Branching out and reaching up to be free

Buggles

Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 10:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Let us not mourn the twilight of BB
The days when predictions come more easily
It's time to revel
In Ali's dishevel
And open our hearts to the Power of Jee


Even if we ignore the feeds
Ne'er will they turn to weeds
A click away
On any day
And we can peep on some misdeeds


As BB draws to a close
The winner no one knows
It's anyone's game
They're one in the same
A bit anticlimatic I suppose

Bohawkins

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ali, the liar inveterate
Jun, her conniving confederate
Showing propensity
for true mendacity
Deserving rewards commensurate.