Idolworship | Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 02:02 pm     Now, Robert's a part of "The Dream Team," Which is, thankfully, going away. He spreads peanut butter with his finger, After in his nose it did linger, Adding "zest," to the PB&J. |
Beruthiel | Monday, September 01, 2003 - 12:17 am     An alliance of three BB babes Gave us hope that Jeebert would be lost But two babes got all sneaky And made plans without Erika So if Robert wins all it's THEIR fault! |
Bronxie | Monday, September 01, 2003 - 12:45 pm     You all know that blondish - go-getter, Who thinks, next to others, she's better. Can anyone stop her? Our little bed-hopper? Just watch those sequested ones get her ! |
Idolworship | Monday, September 01, 2003 - 02:08 pm     Alright BRONxie!!!! An actual limerick! Excellent! |
Beruthiel | Monday, September 01, 2003 - 02:20 pm     I know that my rhymes are askance, And that ridicule would be a chance, But I get full of ennui From rhymes that are 'twee' So I allowed my mind - this time - to dance. And it also behooves me to say, That not all of us speak "USA", For I'm a Brit born and bred With an accent quite varied, And I say 'lost' and fault' the same way! Furthermore there are other rhyme rules That say 'sight' rhymes are also quite cool. So I won't say that I'm sorry For my brief midnight folly No matter how Bohawkins fumes! At least I aroused him to speak, After an absence of more than a week, So thank me dear friends, I have made my amends, For having more than my share of cheek! |
Buggles | Monday, September 01, 2003 - 03:49 pm     Beruthiel Sorry I misspelled your name last time Guess I overfocused on the rhyme I love you and Bo More than you both know Artistic license shouldn't be a crime |
Beruthiel | Monday, September 01, 2003 - 04:15 pm     Dear Buggles don't give it a thought. Don't worry about 'oughtn't' or 'ought' Our language is free And so thee and me May use rhymes that are seen to be broad.
Your limerick is perfectly fine, And I applaud every one of the rhymes. I'm especially impressed At the way you expressed Your excellent and true final line!
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Buggles | Monday, September 01, 2003 - 04:15 pm     Now reigns an HoH named Jun Viewers keep tabs on her moon Suddenly she was missing The HGs were pissing Her escape to NY was a boon |
Buggles | Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 12:42 am     The honourable Jee deserves a pounding* Or at least a very good grounding He left the cage For a working wage Which many found totally confounding * figuratively or verbally ps, thanx Beru!  |
Tobor7 | Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 12:47 am     Nicely done Buggles. And that says it all. (I don't do limericks.) |
Buggles | Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 01:15 am     Thanks Tobor... likewise I'm at a loss to respond in limerick fashion ('Tobor7 - a bit of heaven')   |
Tobor7 | Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 01:21 am     Well, you did a good job Buggles. I've yet to try one. (I'm too busy tossing stuff over the BB walls late at night.) |
Bronxie | Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 03:34 am     Now Buggles and Tudor are buddies - But poetwise, old fuddy-duddies - They don't give a dime- For reason or rhyme- But they're more fun than old silly-puddy. |
Stardust | Tuesday, September 02, 2003 - 06:15 am     Dana left with a vote of 6 to zip, everyone thought she was gonna flip To be on Big Brother was Dana's life goal, but because of Scottie she will only be known as the Big Brother Man Troll! |
Buggles | Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 08:56 pm     Rob's in charge and it's down to four Time to decide which wh*re he hates more He's got no class But you should kiss his a$$ Cause he knows Barry Drewmore  |
Trinity63 | Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 08:59 pm     Ali was sittin on the fence, her heart was all a flutter, down came the BB9 "toot toot" peanut butter. |
Buggles | Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 09:33 pm     At the outset there were Three Catapulted by the Power of Jee As each of them goes Rob thankfully knows Their bond will last for eternity  |
Bohawkins | Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 10:21 pm     Robert was given unique power. He's causing three ladies to cower. He will pick who will choose from the then pleading two, making Robert the man of the hour. |
Beruthiel | Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 03:10 am     The lady whom most of us hate Stepped up once again to the plate. She has won POV, And is gloating with glee, And might be first out of the gate. |
Bohawkins | Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 10:13 am     Head of household was just titular. Real power was not testicular. Now Ali's the honcho. She just won the veto. Who will go? Is she particular? |
Buggles | Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 03:26 pm     Ali won and it's nightmare At this point you know they all care She's got some clout Decides who goes out It's a scarier plight than Jack's hair  |
Beruthiel | Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 12:32 am     There once was a show called Big Brother Which I'd cancel if I had my druthers. They've extended the show - But I wish it would go - For I'm bored with the wiles of the plotters. The days of the year are darkening, And the season of snows is hearkening. The show needs bare skin, And sunny skies for the win, And to tarry through Fall is disheartening. A weekend away from the game, Made me see that it's really quite lame. I missed only the chance To converse with the clans, For the endgame has lost my acclaim. But I know that for many a fan The game is still full of elan. So I'll hold my complaint With powerful restraint, And keep quiet as much as I can.
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Spectacle | Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 05:01 am     There are so many ways to look at BB Some are not always so easy to see For once there was a chance to feel free Reading witty chat notes for you and me As time moves on it does grow like the tree Branching out and reaching up to be free |
Buggles | Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 10:28 am     Let us not mourn the twilight of BB The days when predictions come more easily It's time to revel In Ali's dishevel And open our hearts to the Power of Jee Even if we ignore the feeds Ne'er will they turn to weeds A click away On any day And we can peep on some misdeeds As BB draws to a close The winner no one knows It's anyone's game They're one in the same A bit anticlimatic I suppose  |
Bohawkins | Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:10 am     Ali, the liar inveterate Jun, her conniving confederate Showing propensity for true mendacity Deserving rewards commensurate. |