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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Limericks?: Archive through July 16, 2003

Tabbyking

Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there once was a guy named scott
who's antics stirred up the pot
the game will go on
although he is gone
and i'm gonna miss him---not!

Chai

Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Great one, Tabby!!!!

Tabbyking

Sunday, July 13, 2003 - 11:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there was a doc who saw scott
and said, "sick? i think not!
those chairs made him freak
and if he could speak
he'd say, 'they're slicker than snot'."

Tabbyking

Monday, July 14, 2003 - 10:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there is a house so boring
aha, i see you snoring!
you drift off, but wait!
it's 'any of 6 gals' 'n nate
man, that hound dog is scoring!

Bohawkins

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 06:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Out in California where it doesn't rain,
a lad called Nathan with his harem reigns.
But he's playing games
with all of those dames.
Soon the gals will be pulling the reins.

Ocean_Islands

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 06:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Was Scott so mad he could bust?
And all because of his lust?
He wanted affection
but was handed rejection
as they left him behind in the dust.

Polypody

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 07:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a hamster called Jack
The oldest of Big Brother's pack
He tries to be cool
And not look a fool
Alas, he'll be stabbed in the back

Polypody

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 07:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a gal called Jun
She wanted the guys to spoon
But she cooked and she ate
To make up for no mate
Now Jun is as big as the moon.

Nonconformist

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 12:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was an Ally and Nate
Who gave it some thought to mate
But Dana was there
She gave quite a stare
So their lusting would just have to wait

Tabbyking

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
that larry king is a real hottie
can't we put him in for scottie?
he's old for sure
we all do concur
and what about that body?!

Ocean_Islands

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Now we have Big Brother Four
The houseguests are really a chore
They talk about smack
and are all outta whack
And the show has become quite a bore.

Bohawkins

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yo I be Nathan and I be doin' it right
With ma be-och-es and ho's wid me tonight
I be so fly yo
when I nut in yo eye yo
Big bro can't believe how smoove an tight.

Hamsterlady

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My pretty dear sweet Tabbyking
Oh my! The thought of such a thing!
I'll grant you he's old
And smart I've been told
But O'Reilly is much better looking!


hehehehe :)

Tabbyking

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 02:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
you are so quite right
hamsterlady, and bright
cause wouldn't old larry
who's ears are quite harry
really scare ali at night!?

Bohawkins

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Peeps here be lookin for di-vers-ity
And they be kickin out the onliest g
Yo dog... nuthin but crackers
Shih man why they no rappers?
Want a real big brotha? I be da homie.

Iceprincess

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's not a limerick but I am bored at work and didn't know where to post it..


T’was the night before eviction at the BB house,
Not a hamster was stirring, not even a turtle (ok it don’t rhyme, so shoot me).

The back yard was painted all green with care,
With hopes that the net viewers were not aware.

The hamsters were all snuggled up in their beds,
Jack and Dave, starving since they hadn’t been fed.

Erika covered in blankets and Robert in his shorts,
Michelle’s dreaming of those damn genital warts.

Jee and Amanda are all packed,
Erika is glad she isn’t the one sacked.

Jun is munching away at whatever she can grab,
Alison's fawning over Nate cause he is so fab.

When all of the sudden in the window there squatting,
Was Dana looking around for anyone plotting.

Everyone is boring and no one will fight,
Happy eviction to all, and to all a good night.

Tabbyking

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
bravo, iceprincess!!
the vision of dana squatting in the window made me wonder if she sleep walks and couldn't find the bathroom! good lines for each of the hamsters!!

Tabbyking

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 03:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
said the tortoise "what gives guys?"
why are you feeding me flies?
so change up the diet
or i won't stay quiet
and i only eat freedom fries!

Chai

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This year's HG's are so very boring
The lives feeds show nothing but snoring
They eat and they sleep
Nate tends to his sheep
Whose gazes remain so adoring.

Tabbyking

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
maybe the tortoise should be greek and say,
"i only eat fleedom flies"
that's the good thing about limericks. you can be silly and people can't say anything. it's like when i rented 'the stupids' and returned it saying, " i don't really think i should have to pay for this. it was really stupid."

Jan

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
good one tabby, again. Sorry I don't count:)

Tabbyking

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 04:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
well, do you know your a-b-c's at least?

Nansco98

Tuesday, July 15, 2003 - 09:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
IcePrincess - Loved it, really liked the part about Dana, everyone else keep up the good work, they all keep me laughing

Bohawkins

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 09:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, peeps lemme break it down for ya.
Jack lets Nathan think that he be da playa.
But Jack be da one who be doin' the playin'.
Jack be da man. You know what I'm sayin?
Jack he be strokin' 'til it's time to take ova.

Chai

Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 10:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Two hamsters indeed fell in love
Their antics were filmed from above
As they started to rave,
Amanda and Dave,
He struggled to put on a "glove".