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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Limericks?: Archive through September 19, 2003

Bohawkins

Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I say it's Robert, Jun and Ali,
making the Big Brother final three.
Ali gets the fifty.
Then the jury swiftly,
picks whomever is hated the least.

Beruthiel

Friday, September 12, 2003 - 12:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm creating a short silly rhyme
Just to use up a wee bit of time.
I'm sure Rob, Jun, and Ali
Aren't the least bit pally,
And I laugh, since a smile's not a crime.

Beruthiel

Friday, September 12, 2003 - 12:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The internet spreads its roots wide,
And provides friendship as well as surprise.
It's not just bits of data,
But a whole human theatre
Of wonder and contact sublime.

(For Spectacle )

Bohawkins

Saturday, September 13, 2003 - 06:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Now let's wax eschatological
while Ali thinks she's invincible
But, she has offended
with acts unrescinded
and votes will be quite reciprocal

Donut

Saturday, September 13, 2003 - 09:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's now down to just Rob and his ho's
Who will he pick for the final two shows?
Will he pick Ali soon?
Or will it be June?
Or will he just end up picking his nose?

Bohawkins

Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 09:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a fellow named Robert
known to be somewhat of a braggart
But to people with fame,
he was known to exclaim,
Would you like French dressing or Roquefort?

Beruthiel

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 03:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
So Robert is begging and pleading
For his life, from the gals who are leading,
But his threats have no sting
And his promises no zing.
He's the last man standing, and leaving.

Beruthiel

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The BB girls have no sense of humour,
And are short of that concept termed 'honour',
For they cheat and they lie,
They don't understand smiles,
All that matters is winning the dollars.

Beruthiel

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 08:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I keep saying I'm tired of the game,
But each day I come back just the same.
I must be either a fan
Or a masochistic gran,
But which? That's for me to declaim!

Buggles

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 09:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Robert & willpower are not synonymous
Don't they teach this in alkies anonymous?
He let go of the key
Much like the cage & Jee
Justin would've fared better with a hippopotamus

Buggles

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 - 10:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
We all await tonite's winner
Hope we don't upchuck our dinner
Ali or Jun
Gloating soon
Either one it'll be a sinner

Buggles

Wednesday, September 17, 2003 - 10:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Robert fancied himself a man of influence
Ali & Jun thought him a nose-picking nuisance
They were supposed to cower
At Rob's supposed 'power'
But laughed ensuring he wouldn't gain a pittance

Beruthiel

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 01:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
So the show is nearing its end,
And Robert gets only his stipend.
The dames win the cash
Unaware of the backlash
They'll endure when they go out to spend.

Bohawkins

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We saw Jun throw the competition.
Some will say that she lacked ambition.
But I think you'll agree,
being paired with Ali,
brings her plan to win to fruition.

Bondmaiden

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jun and Ali, they won the whole show. - And the moralists' minds they did blow.- while the other HG's were forced down on their knees.- they did prove they were nobody's Ho.

Hamsterville

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show--BB4,
A show we have come to deplore,
The exes were cute,
As they vied for the loot,
But Ali and Jun--what a bore.

Carrie92

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ali called Robert a f*gg*t,
I think she's really a <LC>.
Feeding on hatred,
she's really quite jaded.
The money? She actually thinks she will bag it!

Wendo

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There are many fans of Big Brother
Who get offended like no other
They call the HG's names
It's really quite a shame
Are they really all that much better?

Carrie92

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 10:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a poster named Wendo,
whose critiques made me rant in crescendo!
About a houseguest like no other,
on a show called Big Brother.
Show's nearly over, let this argument end-o!

Wendo

Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 10:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Now that's the way to show humor
You've done well with no enamor
It's not very hard
To be a good bard
But be forewarned, there's no glamour.

Buggles

Friday, September 19, 2003 - 12:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ali got under everyone's skin
Making us wonder if she can win
Can she beat Jun?
We'll see soon
Who wears a shi+-eating grin


I love the limericks in this thread
They make me smile before I go bed
It's like we're three
Playful & free
They ease any stress in my head

Beruthiel

Friday, September 19, 2003 - 02:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
It's almost the end of the season,
And only NOW are more writing with reason,
So why didn't y'all write
When the house was alight?
Just as well there was an active threesome!

Buggles

Friday, September 19, 2003 - 07:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Seeing Erika probably made Jack glad
Tho her miss at the cash made him sad
But isn't this great
She's sleeping with Nate
Looks like the ole roomie's been had

Bohawkins

Friday, September 19, 2003 - 08:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes, Nathan's technique was very slick.
Called Erika the sexiest chick.
So when she came over,
it's under the covers.
And Nathan's now dipping his wick.

Beruthiel

Friday, September 19, 2003 - 08:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Robert has passed from the house at last,
And none mourn his loss less than the lass
Who lied and cavorted
And in bed she sported
To win at the last, all of the cash.