Archive through September 19, 2003
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Archive through September 19, 2003
Bohawkins | Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:27 am     I say it's Robert, Jun and Ali, making the Big Brother final three. Ali gets the fifty. Then the jury swiftly, picks whomever is hated the least. |
Beruthiel | Friday, September 12, 2003 - 12:32 am     I'm creating a short silly rhyme Just to use up a wee bit of time. I'm sure Rob, Jun, and Ali Aren't the least bit pally, And I laugh, since a smile's not a crime.
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Beruthiel | Friday, September 12, 2003 - 12:36 am     The internet spreads its roots wide, And provides friendship as well as surprise. It's not just bits of data, But a whole human theatre Of wonder and contact sublime. (For Spectacle ) |
Bohawkins | Saturday, September 13, 2003 - 06:12 pm     Now let's wax eschatological while Ali thinks she's invincible But, she has offended with acts unrescinded and votes will be quite reciprocal |
Donut | Saturday, September 13, 2003 - 09:40 pm     It's now down to just Rob and his ho's Who will he pick for the final two shows? Will he pick Ali soon? Or will it be June? Or will he just end up picking his nose? |
Bohawkins | Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 09:41 am     There once was a fellow named Robert known to be somewhat of a braggart But to people with fame, he was known to exclaim, Would you like French dressing or Roquefort? |
Beruthiel | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 03:06 pm     So Robert is begging and pleading For his life, from the gals who are leading, But his threats have no sting And his promises no zing. He's the last man standing, and leaving. |
Beruthiel | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:55 pm     The BB girls have no sense of humour, And are short of that concept termed 'honour', For they cheat and they lie, They don't understand smiles, All that matters is winning the dollars. |
Beruthiel | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 08:19 pm     I keep saying I'm tired of the game, But each day I come back just the same. I must be either a fan Or a masochistic gran, But which? That's for me to declaim! |
Buggles | Monday, September 15, 2003 - 09:32 pm     Robert & willpower are not synonymous Don't they teach this in alkies anonymous? He let go of the key Much like the cage & Jee Justin would've fared better with a hippopotamus  |
Buggles | Wednesday, September 17, 2003 - 10:23 am     We all await tonite's winner Hope we don't upchuck our dinner Ali or Jun Gloating soon Either one it'll be a sinner  |
Buggles | Wednesday, September 17, 2003 - 10:20 pm     Robert fancied himself a man of influence Ali & Jun thought him a nose-picking nuisance They were supposed to cower At Rob's supposed 'power' But laughed ensuring he wouldn't gain a pittance  |
Beruthiel | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 01:59 am     So the show is nearing its end, And Robert gets only his stipend. The dames win the cash Unaware of the backlash They'll endure when they go out to spend. |
Bohawkins | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:07 pm     We saw Jun throw the competition. Some will say that she lacked ambition. But I think you'll agree, being paired with Ali, brings her plan to win to fruition. |
Bondmaiden | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:17 pm     Jun and Ali, they won the whole show. - And the moralists' minds they did blow.- while the other HG's were forced down on their knees.- they did prove they were nobody's Ho. |
Hamsterville | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:21 pm     There once was a show--BB4, A show we have come to deplore, The exes were cute, As they vied for the loot, But Ali and Jun--what a bore. |
Carrie92 | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:37 pm     Ali called Robert a f*gg*t, I think she's really a <LC>. Feeding on hatred, she's really quite jaded. The money? She actually thinks she will bag it! |
Wendo | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 09:44 pm     There are many fans of Big Brother Who get offended like no other They call the HG's names It's really quite a shame Are they really all that much better? |
Carrie92 | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 10:44 pm     There once was a poster named Wendo, whose critiques made me rant in crescendo! About a houseguest like no other, on a show called Big Brother. Show's nearly over, let this argument end-o! |
Wendo | Thursday, September 18, 2003 - 10:59 pm     Now that's the way to show humor You've done well with no enamor It's not very hard To be a good bard But be forewarned, there's no glamour. |
Buggles | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 12:08 am     Ali got under everyone's skin Making us wonder if she can win Can she beat Jun? We'll see soon Who wears a shi+-eating grin I love the limericks in this thread They make me smile before I go bed It's like we're three Playful & free They ease any stress in my head  |
Beruthiel | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 02:52 am     It's almost the end of the season, And only NOW are more writing with reason, So why didn't y'all write When the house was alight? Just as well there was an active threesome!
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Buggles | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 07:31 am     Seeing Erika probably made Jack glad Tho her miss at the cash made him sad But isn't this great She's sleeping with Nate Looks like the ole roomie's been had  |
Bohawkins | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 08:14 am     Yes, Nathan's technique was very slick. Called Erika the sexiest chick. So when she came over, it's under the covers. And Nathan's now dipping his wick. |
Beruthiel | Friday, September 19, 2003 - 08:41 am     Robert has passed from the house at last, And none mourn his loss less than the lass Who lied and cavorted And in bed she sported To win at the last, all of the cash. |
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