Jerry Seinfeld's closing argument on behalf of Robert Roman...
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Cameramanbob

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 12:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
'...And what if he DID do it? Even though he admits to nothing and never will. What does that make HIM? And I'm not here just defending Robert Roman but all those Pickers out there who've been caught. Each and every one of them, who has to suffer the shame and humiliation because of People Like You... Are we not human! If we pick do we not bleed! He is NOT an Animal...!'

(Sincere apologies to the writers and producers of the "Seinfeld" tv show)

Juiceman

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 12:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Rob doesnt really 'full pick' anyway. He seems to have a compulsion to touch his nostril every fourth time he does his face-touching tick.

I have no doubt Robert picks his nose NO more than most people do in there house. What people cant understand is that he doesnt care about camera's or being caught doing it.

I actually think that is pretty funny and admirable in a wierd way lol!

Cameramanbob

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 12:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
'Full pick' - LOL! I forgot about that part of the show!

Denecee

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah, I don't hold it against him for being a nose picker but I don't find him attractive either.

Crazydog

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"It's not a pick! It wasn't a pick, it was a scratch! It was a scratch!!!"

Missy2

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Clearly it was a scratch.


I don't think Robert really PICKS picks, but its definitely a nervous habit. He is very entertaining to watch.

Crazydog

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If he is going to open a restaurant as he says, I hope he stays out of the kitchen. There's enough rodent hair, bug parts, etc. that end up in food that I wouldn't want any complimentary golden nuggets with my food as well.

Sunshyne4u

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This picky rubbing twitchy thing has been talked about in so many threads already. LOL Rob used to do Cocaine....evidently your nose, lip and sometimes gums get tingly.....itchy...from the nerve damage.

It has been noted on live feed that he will go up his nose with a finger, then rub his gums. I dont think this is a nervous habit. If it was there is no way anyone would hire him to manage their RESTAURANT!! Can you imagine trying to eat while someone is digging in their nose? YUCK, I dont know how the other HGs can stand it. He even does it while he EATS!!

Boberg

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OK this thread is just gross...LOL nuff said

Cameramanbob

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 01:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You know, this year I have been lurking here at TVCH and at Joker's (as I have since BB1 - aaaaah, remember BB1? With a half-hour show EVERY DAY! to catch you up on the 'net happenings! Plus the live Saturday full hour.... mmmmmmm, So good. Sigh.) Anyhow, as I said, I am a lurker & Partial Poster. This year I finally got too emotionally involved and spent more than a few hours kind of 'in knots' and sometimes even PO'd. Entertainment shouldn't do that to you. Chatty message boards shouldn't do that to you either. I've noticed I am not the only one this has happened to - far from it. There are quite a few confessions posted this year about how "out-of-control" BB fans have found themselves. They even post promises 'not to watch' to help them in their resolve next year. Reality shows can be fun (and addictive!) stuff. For myself I just needed to post a little Seinfeld (the archtypical 'cool cucumber') to get me a little detached and laughing again. I am no longer a passionate fan - just an amused one. Life is good, and this is merely our entertainment. No reason to spend days and days needing a masseuse. I love this board. Thanks for letting me post here. (And try to let this thread be more of a 'Chill Room' than a bash board.) Thanks.

Happypixie

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 02:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
In that case CameramanBob, here's something you might appreciate...
So, I'm driving on the edge of the city the other day and I've just come past a beautiful wild patch of nature, filled with late summer colours. Since I get hayfever, I immediately had an allergy attack (not good to sneeze while driving lol). As I pass the lovely field, I'm frantically searching my car for tissues or drive-thru napkins. None to be found (that's what I get for cleaning out the car). So by the time I get to the intersection, my nose is itching something terrible, so I start scratching the outside of my nose (note - not picking, didn't need to cause I'd just sneezed, just trying to scratch that itch lol).
So I look over into the next car and sure enough there's a co-worker (the gossipy kind) in the next car. As the light changes and she drives away, I'm left behind shouting; "It wasn't a pick, it was a scratch! It was a scratch!!!". She didn't get it.

I have tissues in the front seat of the car now.

Cameramanbob

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 02:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL! SO glad you posted! Thanx!

Sunshyne4u

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 04:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Happypixie.......could have used your sleeve? That would have got her gossiping for sure! Ha ha

Mkcantjump

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Good comments CB BoB. Yes, If you hang around long enough you will see people so obsessed with hatred for some of the HG's that you do wonder what their home life could possibly be like. I'm a huge fan and spend alot of time on the boards because I like the show but if I hated the HG's as much as some, I could not imagine devoting that much time to voicing my hatred.

Mystery

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I can't imagine having enough time to not only follow BB but to also wonder what posters' home lives are like. That's a lot of free time!

Smokey

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Hilarious thread, thanks! :)

Happypixie--I have allergies too, unfortunately. I know Robert has them because you can hear that he has them plus he has said so. Sometimes my allergies react as itches--the whole inside of my throat, ear canals and inside of my nose itch horribly! It's awful. I think of that every time I see Robert grabbing at his nose. I'm sure the cocaine useage did a little damange to the sinuses, too.

Mkcantjump

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, when you've worked all your life and can now do as you damn well please- you do what ya want Mystery.lol

Alexia

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Did Robert confess to using cocaine? If so I missed it :(

Chiparock

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 05:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Gawd! My BRAIN is SO itchy!">>>>>robert

Alexia

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
*totally grossed out*

Sunshyne4u

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Almost past the second knuckle! Holy Smokes!

Wendo

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, there's the proof that the guy DOES dig deep. LOL!

Oh, and...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

Demsome

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That picture was definitely a FULL pick.LOL Debate over.;) Not even sure we could blame that on cocaine.

Jimmer

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
NO NO NO! It was all re-touched in PhotoShop. Robert is innocent.

P.S. In honour of Robert, could we get some nose picking CLIPART for the board (please don't take me seriously and find some).

Alexia

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 06:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Can somebody please tell me if he really said he used cocaine???

Sunshyne4u

Monday, September 15, 2003 - 09:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
you know, it would take tons of digging thru the Live Feed Posts. I remember it from somewhere in the two or three week period. The Jee 3 were outside working out and talking about women, drugs and partying. Sorry but I cant remember much more as I was 'scanning'. Rob was doing lots of bragging as to his partying life.

Chiparock

Tuesday, September 16, 2003 - 03:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Aww, Jimmer, you mean the photo I "borrowed" from another site is retouched? D@mn, that takes all the fun out of it; had I known that I wouldn't have posted it!

Angelsluv

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 04:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Remember Folks and Never Forget:

You can pick your friends
You can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friend's nose