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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Limericks?: Archive through September 20, 2003

Bohawkins

Friday, September 19, 2003 - 09:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Alison will show it in Playboy
some qualities we all can enjoy.
They will make her look good,
or enough to get wood,
from a whole new group of her boy toys.

Bronxie

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 05:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
As Reality Showa get outrageous,
And one-up-man-ship more contageous,
Will a "knife in the back"
Be a Real attack?
Cause Arnold and pals are no sages.

Beruthiel

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 09:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There's nothing to do but wait,
To see who will be first at the gate,
And win all the money -
But wouldn't it be funny,
If no one cared about their fate?

Bohawkins

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You say there's nothing except to wait?
But, I say instead, anticipate.
Even though it's Jun,
and it's happens soon.
It's still a thrill to pronosticate.

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There was a young beauty queen from PA,
Who had twelve houseguest in her way,
She would lie, cheat and steal,
No humor--like Will,
But she did them all in her own way.

Now Jun is no angel we say,
Her manipulation we saw each day.
Sunbathe, cook, and clean,
Her mouth could spew some mean
No love lost here, just cryin in my beer,
As the big money they both haul away!

Buggles

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wait, schmate, watch the hate
See them cry at what's on their plate
Thinking of Nate
Deciding their fate
I say celebrate, it's time to skate

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Elena was not even suppose to be part of the show,
But because of Robert, she is someone we all know.
She is as cute as can be,
Her dad made the final three,
I'll think of her when white butterflies flow.

Bohawkins

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
While there was a run by the exes,
and Jun and Ali did perplex us,
they truly succeeded,
and never retreated,
representing the orginal nexus.

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Big Brother 4 is ending I see,
My heart is a breaking--woe me.
I won't miss the cast,
they are already part of the past,
But I will miss the wonderful folks @ Clubhouse,TV!

Draheid

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Big Brother is ending, that's true,
So here's a suggestion for you,
here for a thread
Where you'll find it said,
All year there are things here to do.

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
My summers, they are filled with Big Brother.
It occupies my time like no other.
Is it the show that I like,
where they kiss, fuss and fight,
Or the board where I chat and meet others?

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Draheid your so sweet, It is true.
I appreciate all the things that you do.
I'll check out other threads,
of that have no dread,
Cause to TVClubhouse I'm true blue!

Bohawkins

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 12:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Robert will be a cafe entrepreneur.
He is a Cuban food connoisseur.
He already has fame.
Customers know his name.
The first Big Brother million for sure.

Bondmaiden

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Some posters thought they were so neat- They thought their own s--- didn't stink- They said "It's a sin if Ali should win"- When she did, they threw up in the sink.

Bohawkins

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Let's just wait 'til the final amount.
We all know chickens unhatched don't count.
Ali hasn't won it,
So premature vomits,
in the sink I would surely discount.

Bondmaiden

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The internet people where sad- That one who could win was so bad.-I think it is funny - if she wins the money- And Arnie and staff are quite glad.

Surreal_Badger

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i type this limerick with fright
dare i say that this season was shite?
with these 2 left for the prize
it's no big surprise
i'll be watching THE BACHELOR wednesday nite

Notorioussun

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
shite?

Ezgoing

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 02:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Congratulations to Jiggly and family:

While our houseguests are busy denyin'
All their scheming, back-stabbing, and lyin'
Eye to eye we don't see
But on this we'll agree--
We all welcome Isabella and Ryan!!

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 05:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Big Brother sometimes you cause hatin,
When it is Jun and Ali we are debatin.
You've shown on TV
Mostly nice things to see
But we know that their words are more blatent.

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 06:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well Jun almost had a breakdown last night.
Dr. Zachary was all in a fright.
He said: you must bid adou
To the Tylenol it is true
And you"ll thank me in the mornin, well you might!

Boberg

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 06:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think limericks are fun, can you tell?
Like BigBrother they've caused quite a spell.

So please give it a try,
You can't do worse than I

But if you ignore me, then I guess I fail.

Bohawkins

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 06:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Let's all kiss Limerick rules goodbye.
The beat count and cadence we defy.
Concerning big brother?
Oh, why even bother?
We will write anything suiting our eye.

Beruthiel

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
For those who don't know what Brits do,
The word 'shite' is the Brit form of 'poo'
The Americans clipped it
To the common word 'shit'
And they omit lots of letter 'u's, too.

-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-

To adhere to the rules of a form
Is fair if one clings to the norm.
But don't sneer at the few
Who attempt something new
When your form might be looked at with scorn.

One ought to click on the key 'enter'
When starting a fresh line of banter,
So I'll do it for you,
And make it read true,
Thus your verse will then merrily canter.

I quote:
"I know what you mean my dear Bo-
Some posters just aren't in the know.
-It must be five lines
-it'd be nice if they rhyme-
some poets are just kind of slow."

-o-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-o-

I don't care which gal wins all the loot,
For this season has been quite a hoot.
I enjoy all the chatting,
It's better than tatting,
So I'll stay to add fuel to the moot.

Buggles

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Uh oh some of us are not as clever
Or post before we've pulled it together
I'll count every beat
And try not to cheat
It's a very important endeavor