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Ocean_Islands

Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 05:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Player Jack is a grumpy Gus,
who always seems to want to cuss,
With 70's hair
that is hardly there
he really does seem like a wuss.

Justareader

Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 11:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
bump

Squaredsc

Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 11:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
roflmao oi.

Luckystar

Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 12:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there once was a show called big brother
who's houseguests said one thing and did another
they all gave their word
now they all look absurd
as they all plan to backstab eachother

Beruthiel

Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 11:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show called Big Brother,
Where none of the cast knew each other.
But the producers both thought
They knew better than the author
And ruined the darn show forever.

Beruthiel

Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 11:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Where once a bright show had great promise,
It waned from its earlier fame.
The guests all got quirkier,
So the fans got fed-upper,
And now all that's left is the name.

Beruthiel

Thursday, July 24, 2003 - 11:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A gloomy, sad fan of Big Brother
Came to visit with other fans too,
To chat re the guests,
And have laughs of the best,
But found too much conflict to rue.

If we'd only stay home when we're crabby,
The cabal would be fun for the rest,
Who'd rather make smileys
Than growl and grimace
Or have tantrums when not at their best.

So I'm taking my ball home to Momma,
And I'm not gonna play any more,
For I'm cranky and grouchy
And don't give a monkey's
What happens inside the Front Door.

But I always come back when I'm cheery,
For I'm usually rather well-mannered,
But whether English or not,
I give as good as I got
Especially when I get all hammered.

It doesn't take much to get squiffy,
When you rarely partake of the grape.
But its sad when it's needed
To keep one's face gleeful
So perhaps I'll drink more to save face.

And when I return on the morrow,
I hope that my gremlins are gone.
I've got plenty of fags,
And a tape of Riverdance
With enough wine for a woman alone.

Goodnight my sweet comrades in arms.
I hope that your dreams are benign.
No sound of mad voices,
Nor strategy vices,
Nor nightmares, fuelled by wine.

Just happy and calm flights of fancy,
To lull you in Dreamland for hours.
Just turn off the feeds,
Raise your glasses to cheers
And return when you're thoroughly soused!

Beruthiel

Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 03:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
BUMP!
I'd feel so bad to be the killer of this thread. Please - someone - anyone! Write some more limericks! Where are all the poets and authors lately?

I only wrote the above because there was nothing going on and I was bored. I was just passing time with some word play - I don't even drink, because of my meds, LOL! (The whole thing is based on the time-honoured ploy of poetic license)

Oh heck, my British tongue-in-cheek humour is always getting me into trouble!
Remember everyone, take everything I say here with a pinch of salt, because I always have a smile on my face when I'm posting in the 'having some fun' threads!

Buggles

Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 04:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
To Beruthial

No one cares if you drink or not
No one fears you've lost the plot
You seem a nice lady
But I'm thinking just maybe
There are bigger concerns like Robert's snot

Roguescollar

Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 07:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Cute, Beru and Buggles! ~R

Queenfish

Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 07:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Beru, don't be sad, the thread is not dead.
I think your rhyme was just spiffy.

but one thing I can't seem to get outta my head,
Beru, what the spain is a squiffy?

Beruthiel

Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 10:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Queenfish and Buggles,
I'm saved from the Muggles,
Because of your kindly concern.
You've caused me to grin,
And keep out of the gin...
Just as well, or I'd be squiffy again!


The word which has baffled
Is lighthearted Brit waffle
For others which are
Much more contemptuous.
Most look askance at those who are drunk
But 'squiffy' sounds quite harmonious!

Weinermr

Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 10:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There's a thread here with lots of complaining,
And to read it's become really draining,
But this would not be,
And should not, don't you see,
If the hamsters were more entertaining.

Sunnyone

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 02:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The feeds I thought I would buy
but, this year, it'd be a lie
to say i'm enjoying,
the houseguests, how annoying!
I guess I'll just sit back and sigh

Thrandui1

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 04:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a newbie muser
Who signed on to become a user.
He'd wanted to post
A small limerick most
Suited... Yet he got profuser...

For while his password he waited,
Variations his mind created:
The theme of th'essai?
"Two peoples," they say,
"By this very same tongue separated."

<< Beruth's verses catch BB's gist.
But sadly his last rhymes suggest
He's not merely squiffy
Nor "a little tipsy",
But catatonically Brahms and Lizst! >>

<< Beruthiel's last scribbles suggest
That he gradually got Brahms and Lizst...
I don't mean tipsy
Nor merely squiffy,
But utterly totally pissed! >>

Now I hópe I did nót piss you óff all
With my jibes and sonorities awful!
This is but a friendly
Light-hearted medley,
Intended in good spirit! ROFL!

Is this póst out of pláce? Let me pítch
Names like: 'Ríka, and Náte "A&Fítch",
Also Bób, Jee, Jun, Dáve,
Ali, Jús, Jack, and sáve
For the énd "HoH Psycho B*tch"!

Cantremember

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 04:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Scott threw a fit and some chairs
Before the producers said "otta there!"
He confessed he had some disease
In the region between belly and knees
That he might have given to his mare

Amanda who threatened the Barbies
She was into avoiding the Carbies
Skin and bones, and a bit of a flirty
With the army boy she got down and dirty
But that couldn't save her from Barbie

Michele young innocent and sweet
Alas, her exit was not very neat
Her mascara was ruined and so was her day
She wanted to stay in the house and play
Instead she was tossed out by her seat

(have to create more as they go out)

Beruthiel

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 06:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Thranduil, I know you know Tolkein.
Your name gives the secret away.
But if you know enough to use Thranduil
How come you don't remember
That Beruthiel's not male, she's a dame?

Wadsters

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 06:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hickory, dickory dock
The HOH has come off her rock
If I hear one time,
how she's pissed all the time
open her mouth..here comes my sock

...end of story...

Bearware

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 06:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thranduil, Beruthiel, and Tolkien
show there's more here than may seem.
The members here boast
of being the toast
of the town, and for pride we really do beam.

I, too, and a Tolkien fan! Thought I'd say hi!

Steamlover

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I thought that Big Brother would be
Just as 'musing as 'musing to see.
So I sat on my can, witnessed one grown-up man,
and nine measles freaks. Poor little me.

Tabbyking

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
head of house, dana got
we all love her, er, NOT!
she's always pissed
and others are dissed
who's michelle? i forgot.....

Tabbyking

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a gal named dana in her own room
the only thing missing? i say broom
pissed all the time
and sour as lime
no wonder there is no groom.....

Thrandui1

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Though her name had passed from my memory
Yet a shadow lived on, faint and hoary,
Of her cats and her crown
And her iciest frown,
Such as hinted in Aragorn's story.

Wherefore I regret---O how sorely!---
At treating a maid so unfairly!
Now let us be friends:
For I shall make amends
And edit my post momentarily!

Thrandui1

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A warning appeared and I read it:
"You are not permitted to edit
"A message (I'm told)
"More than 10 minutes old."
Is that so? Then let me re-send it! ;)

There once was a newbie muser
Who signed on to become a user.
He'd wanted to post
A small limerick most
Suited... Yet he got profuser...

For while on his password he waited,
Variations his mind created:
The theme of th'essai?
"Two peoples," they say,
"By the one same tongue separated."

<< Beruth's verses catch BB's gist.
But sadly her last rhymes suggest
She's not merely squiffy
Nor "a little tipsy",
But catatonically Brahms and Lizst! >>

<< Beruthiel's last scribbles suggest
That she gradually got Brahms and Lizst...
I don't mean tipsy
Nor merely squiffy,
But utterly totally pissed! >>

Now I hópe I did nót piss you óff all
With my jibes and sonorities awful!
This is but a friendly
Light-hearted medley,
Intended in good spirit! ROFL!

Is this póst out of pláce? Let me pítch
Names like: 'Ríka, and NáthA-N-Fítch",
Also Bób, Jee, Jun, Dáve,
Ali, Jús, Jack, and sáve
For the énd "HoH Psycho Troll"!

Theo

Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
there once were some houseguests in L.A.,
who's conversations turned to each day,
"He's such a fa$$ot.",
"Their all such bit$hes.",
My only hope and one wish is,
That CBS dosen't edit for one day.