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Beruthiel

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 10:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
((((Buggles)))

Buggles

Saturday, September 20, 2003 - 11:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
To Beru

I expect we might hear 'tsk tsk'
Or have our mouths washed with Wisk
Your hug didn't rhyme
I'm sure it's a crime
Thank (((you))) for taking that risk!

Boberg

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 04:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I definitely should stay away from this thread.
The limericks, they just get in my head.
I can't keep a count
Of the syllable amount
So I'll just keep on rhyming instead.

Bronxie

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
As Reality Shows go today,
There's one thing I now want to say,
From fun and debating,
to laughs and equating...
From commenting first,
to being well-versed....
From loving and hating,
to FOTH waiting.....
from you all, so friendly,
to others, unbendy...
This Clubhouse beats all .... everyway.

Bronxie

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...sorry, but if you knew how old I am you'd congratulate me for even attempting to join in.

Boberg

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bronxie, I think you did quite well.
Is it a limerick? Well I can't tell.
It is fun anyway,
Thanks for playing today
It is better than reading my mail.

Bohawkins

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 08:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ali and Jun play quite a melody
as they moan and gripe at each other.
Of course, they are two insufferable bores.
Could it be they have a trait or two we like?
Thank goodness it will be over soon
and we can focus on Survivor.

Zedmack

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 09:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bohawkins, YOU are "ficnkug azmnaig"! (I'm quoting from a posting someone else did on another thread while back.)

You are a very talented man.

Boberg

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 09:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jun and Ali sleep-but they toss and they turn.
A conscience can be troublesome I've learned.

When bad deeds are done
And the money all won

Will their behavior still be something we spurn?

Boberg

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 09:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bohawkins your too deep for me,
Rhymins not your cup of tea, I can see.
I too am so glad
Cause I feel we've been had
But its Bachelor Bob that will do it for me!

Buggles

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 01:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bo's sarcasm was quite clear
Had me grinning ear to ear
His 'limerick's' my fave
It's one I will save
And smile when I picture his sneer

Buggles

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Such lovely women left in the house
Now that they're rid of the louse
But let's say something nice
Jun cooks dang good rice
A quality you'd look for in a spouse

Buggles

Sunday, September 21, 2003 - 05:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ali had ample strength to compete
She simply would not accept defeat
I admire her tenacity
And even her audacity
But I think it hurt her to lie & cheat

Beruthiel

Monday, September 22, 2003 - 04:42 am EditMoveDeleteIP
We are nearing the end of the road,
And I'm weary of toting the load,
Of caring which girl,
Will get the rich pearl,
So for now, I'll relax, in resting mode.

Here's a BIG HUG to everyone here.
You have made this BB much less drear.
I'm a fan of YOU ALL,
You've made it a ball,
With your smarts, your charm, and good cheer.

(((Buggles)))
(((Bohawkins)))
(((EVERYONE!)))

Beruthiel

Monday, September 22, 2003 - 05:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
the song and dance
of competition
screeches a tune
of barbarity of spirit
too often
which leaves the audience
either enthralled
or appalled
at the depths to which
humanity will sink
from grasping greed
or desire for fame
both fleeting and base
to more simple souls
whose deepest longings
blazon on their sleeves
close companions to share
life and dreams
warm friends to conjure
the cramped yet cosy caves
and flickering fires
of our long lost race's youth
when the dark outside
held death and fear
still cowering
in our reptilian hindbrains
we need recognition
of existence
knowledge of value
to other souls
to know we are loved
for who we are
human beings

Sonotech

Tuesday, September 23, 2003 - 06:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a girl named Ali
whose mouth was so foul, it was smelly.
The ugly words she would say
repeated day after day
made me quite sick to my belly.

Weinermr

Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 06:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The winner is Ali or Jun,
We'll know who it is now real soon,
But after the finish,
The crowds will diminish,
We'll fade out to FOTH and its tune.........

Bohawkins

Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 08:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

Bohawkins

Wednesday, September 24, 2003 - 09:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The jury offered Ali no peace,
and the insults to Jun didn't cease.
Jun had to be the one,
when it was said and done.
Of those two evils she was the least.