Archive through August 30, 2003
TV ClubHouse: Archive: Limericks?:
Archive through August 30, 2003
Beruthiel | Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 05:35 am     Thranduil your honour is requited Since you corrected your error, Most egregious !!!!!!!! Thus the Queen of the Cats, Doffs her hat - nay - her Crown, And dubs Thee: SIR Thranduil the Knightiest!
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Beruthiel | Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 05:49 am     Sweet Bearware, Thou Art Welcome To the Kingdom Of Mental Frolics, Where Beorn the Manbear Would Vanquish Dana M*ntr*ll, {Thus Saving Our Noble Souls} From the Horror of BB's House of Trollops!
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Roguescollar | Tuesday, July 29, 2003 - 09:40 am     Loved it, Weinermr! Thrandui1~~ Liked reading it the second time, too... ~R~  |
Beruthiel | Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 12:33 pm     BUMP! (Just keeping the thread from going missing) There once was a show called Big Bro Where the fortunes flip flopped day to day. And loud were the cries When fave houseguests got fried - And who mine are I'm not gonna say!  |
Cafe976 | Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 02:01 pm     David calls Dana a bee-otch Jack likens her to a bird's crotch An episode rare With humor to spare I sat and observed on my couch |
Beruthiel | Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 11:26 pm     There once was a show called Big Brother Which suffered from lack of fame, And for proof of that assertion - No poems, and lack of exertion - Yet the thread hasn't gone down the drain?
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Willsbills | Monday, August 04, 2003 - 12:41 am     Once a show I did watch A man described a girl As a buzzard's crotch We waited to see how famous she would be But she got booted by a girl named Ali Now, she sits alone On a lot out in Cali Arnie promised a big cash prize But she got booted because she had more balls than the guys |
Jiggyjosh | Monday, August 04, 2003 - 06:08 pm     There once was a houseguest named Jun Her butt was as big as the moon She walked up to Jack And said "give it a whack" Now his hand is as big as a balloon |
Beruthiel | Monday, August 04, 2003 - 06:29 pm     Good one, Jiggyjosh! Thought I'd save Bo the trouble, and dug up my English lit. reference books, so here it is: "Limerick: a piece of light verse usually having five lines rhyming aabba; lines one, two, and five have three accents, lines three and four have two. Edward Lear (1812-1888) is the unquestioned master of limericks for children, to whit: There was an old person of Cannes, Who purchased three fowls and a fan; Those she placed on a stool, And to make them feel cool She constantly fanned them at Cannes." [From Dictionary of Literary Terms, Samuel Cooper, M.A., 1974, p91] So now we know, and have no excuses for failure to comply with the rules! |
Bbspyqueen | Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 06:26 am     Big Brother , that show must have class. We've got to get rid of a lass! Ali , the evil, Dana, so creepy! And Jun with her great, growing ***! |
Dallasbbfan | Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 08:28 am     There once was a house in L.A. Where it got very hot each day the days were all hazy the guests were all lazy They just slept the day away. |
Moderator | Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 12:18 pm     If y'all would like to have a separate thread for poems that don't fit the limerick format, please feel free to start one. I'm sorry, but we don't have time to read poems and decide which category they fit or don't. You'll need to just be polite to each other. Thanks! (K) |
Bohawkins | Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 04:10 pm     Dana is the first on the jury. But the others seemed not to worry. They all thought it just fine to be very unkind, not thinking of her vengeful fury. |
Amari | Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 04:35 pm     As Dana turns to go out the door, she turns to her housemates just once more, and says, "Today you all treated me like trash, just want you to know it could cost you cash, cause my vote might be the one to make that four." |
Tasia | Thursday, August 07, 2003 - 11:46 am     There once was a show called Big Brother 4 Everyone decided it was such a bore Until one day the hamsters went homicidal Wishing they were all on American Idol But instead, got stuck listening to Shapiro snore. |
Tasia | Thursday, August 07, 2003 - 11:46 am     There lived a vampire named Dana Who was just a tad bit insane and She would eavesdrop and creep So no one could sleep While guarding their jugular vein |
Bohawkins | Thursday, August 07, 2003 - 03:07 pm     It was to Justin significant That Ali had a blue elephant Some folks thought it was fixed, but that premise was nixed. Unless the facts are irrelevant. |
Beruthiel | Saturday, August 09, 2003 - 12:45 am     The Stooges hold all of the aces, They've won the needed games. Yet next week's another story, The house'll get even more gory, But the game will still be as lame. |
Justareader | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:50 pm     bump |
Bohawkins | Thursday, August 14, 2003 - 07:15 am     Now Jee is a man without honor. And one of his friends is a goner. You see, Jee folded fast, when Jack covered Jee's ass. But the show's no longer a yawner. |
Beruthiel | Monday, August 25, 2003 - 08:56 am     The more a man boasts of his honour, When he has the official power, Then his friends should take care, And his enemies beware, For it's certain they'll soon need a lawyer. |
Pengoh | Monday, August 25, 2003 - 10:34 am     There once was a guy named Jee Who talked about being a 'good guy' incessantly Others suffered but him Made them eat PB&J on a whim He'll be evicted uncerimoniously |
Beruthiel | Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 04:43 pm     While awaiting in hopes of a spoiling By Eastern fans kindly and toiling, A sweet cheerful hostess Gave us toasts in her glass, Of Bellini, both tasty and chilling!
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Costacat | Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 04:52 pm     LOL @ Beruthiel! Bernie, you ROCK! That is too funny! |
Beruthiel | Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 12:42 pm     Th*r* *nc* w*s * m*n fr*m BB, Wh* c*rs*d w*m*n *f *v*ry br**d. H* m*d* *ll th* l*v* f**d*rs Typ* w*th *n* th*mb *n th* sh*ft k*y, M*k*ng th*m t*rr*bly h*rd t* r**d. |
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