Bohawkins | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 11:34 am     Amanda and Dave, the first fornicators. Will Nate and Allie be "doin' it" later? Dave should be crowing, 'cause Amanda is going. He is now free to play "pass the tater." |
Weinermr | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:03 pm     Amanda knew Scott's situation, But she could feel David's frustration, Those live feeds were sucking, Till they started ****ing, I'm glad they gave in to temptation. |
Chai | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:22 pm     There once was a poster named Bunny Whose summaries were really quite funny If the HG's got boring She'd keep us from snoring Her posts were so lighthearted and sunny. |
Tabbyking | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:25 pm     amanda and david played hookie finally got BB some nookie the round bed did spin til david gave in and tossed and tossed his cookie.... |
Buggles | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 01:44 pm     Jack's the guy from the FBI Who's left behind his suit & tie He's doing his best With that hairy chest No one can forget tho he's a spy  |
Weinermr | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 04:17 pm     It sure seems quite clear that Amanda, Will be out and that's no propaganda, Jee will not roam, When Amanda goes home, Her dealings with Scott is what damned her. |
Aerojunki | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 04:48 pm     There once was a guy named Dave Who was the first on Big Brother to get laid He thought he was tough, but Amanda called his bluff & he puked all over the place.  |
Hamsterlady | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 05:37 pm     While I'm waiting for the 1st eviction Hoping Amanda's exit is fiction I only see FOTH Would prefer a sloth So I'm watching our first couple's friction |
Beruthiel | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 06:35 pm     There once was a show called Big Bro, Peopled with media 'ho's Whose wish was for fame So they all played the game, But the winners were always net viewers. |
Beruthiel | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 06:46 pm     I've looked hard this year for excitement, But Hgs lost my early regard, Then Scott threw a wobbly, And his ex made a conquest, And now I don't care who's excised. |
Bohawkins | Wednesday, July 16, 2003 - 07:35 pm     The power change was a simple fix. Nathan's harem got dealt a nice trick. Exes are livin' large, Jee's now the one in charge. Watch the original eight now become six. |
Aerojunki | Friday, July 18, 2003 - 07:40 am     There once was a story about a man named Jee Who was put on the block, but saved by his Big Brother family. Now he's HOH & enjoying all the glee, and gets to kick someone out, on their skinny hiney. Erika that is (Big Ta Ta's) |
Bohawkins | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 12:59 pm     A guy named Jee was head for a time. He said he put his "life" on the line. Instead he helped the group to reduce one of his troop. He let Robert take over his mind. |
Tabbyking | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 04:52 pm     there once was a goof named jee who said, "not dana! can't be!" so he put up michelle who took it quite well crying all hysterically |
Tabbyking | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 04:55 pm     what a bunch of moron nuts showing off their rounded butts who's sleeping where, and why should we care cause each houseguest is a putz. |
Bearware | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 09:01 pm     There once was a house full of exes Who tried to give America Sepsis. We internet freaks saw all those geeks And wonder what's coming up next-ess. |
Beruthiel | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 11:06 pm     The Big Brother Four internees Are boring the h*ll out of me. Their mental frenzy Just makes me feel envy For the good times of Big Brother Three |
Beruthiel | Saturday, July 19, 2003 - 11:24 pm     There's a woman who came to the site For some fun and exquisite delight. But it's cabbages night, With no strategy fights, So she's bored and thus saying "Goodnight." [Big, Bouncing, Belligerant BUMP!!!! from a disappointed and impatient Bernie]  |
Bohawkins | Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 08:51 am     I posted my latest limerick in the thread about the vegetable bikini's. Check it out here: Link to: Cabbage bikinis thread |
Tabbyking | Sunday, July 20, 2003 - 09:19 am     whoa, bohawkins, crack me up you must be a frisky pup a young girl cavorts you pup-tent your shorts 'n coffee jumps out of my cup! |
Roguescollar | Tuesday, July 22, 2003 - 07:01 pm     There once was a writer named Bunny, Whose musings were constantly funny. Her points she did make, While pointing out fakes... Poor hamsters just thinkin' 'bout money! ~R~ |
Ocean_Islands | Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 04:45 pm     Dana's talkin' smack -- Her brain is outta whack She's outta the loop She's everyone's dupe And pretty soon she will go 'crack'. |
Ocean_Islands | Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 04:49 pm     Amanda was out of luck -- And certainly out of a buck All because Dave Was being a knave And also because of a . |
Ocean_Islands | Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 04:54 pm     David's goofy grin reveals his funny chin and because he's a Ranger he's a bit of a danger, And he will most certainly win. |
Ocean_Islands | Wednesday, July 23, 2003 - 05:01 pm     Erika is a skinny lass Despite her tits, she's got no ass And her bikini a wee bit too teeny makes it seem as if she has no class. |