Archive through August 11, 2003
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Archive through August 11, 2003
Spunky | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:21 pm     In week 6, Julie comes on the plasma screen and announces: "Well houseguests, the Live Feeds viewers have been complaining that the BB house is getting boring to watch and would like us to switch our cameras to the others sequestered, Dana, Nate and Ali because they believe all the activity is there". We checked on the three sequestered and caught them doing this.....houseguests exclaim "ohmygod!!. We will now allow the internet viewers to follow them and our next show will have full coverage of the activities in the sequestered house... I wanted to say this in the "Wouldn't it be funny" thread but I don't see it anymore... |
Kellirippa | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:25 pm     Nate is sulking out by the door, perched forlornly on his suitcase, gazing wistfully at the houseguest's portraits. Jee sees him and approaches cautiously. "Dude, whas the matter, you know it's nothing personal?" "Oh, I know" Nate replies, "it's just that I wish Dave were still here, that guy really knew how to say goodbye to an evicted hg." |
Bonzacat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 07:28 pm     After Nathan finishes his eviction interview with Julie, he seems to be in a huge hurry to leave the set. Off camera, Julie says, "Nate, we will get you out of here as soon as the press is informed that you will not be giving interviews. They love you, Nathan, and your fan base has so many questions!" Nate's quick response surprises Julie, "It's OK, I am just anxious to get to my 'unfinished business'". After transportation to the eviction house, in a still-undisclosed location, a National Enquirer helicopter films the reunion of Nate and Dana. As they run into each other's arms they can be heard whispering to each other... Nathan says, "At last, my darling Dana, I thought I would lose my mind waiting to see you again. Left in the house with those other women..... torture!" And to that, Dana replies, "I am so f----ing pissed!!!!! Justin promised he would be evicted next and would do nothing to win HOH and stop our sequestration. It is the only thing that has kept me going.... you are too tall... you are too blond.... I will be out of my mind until Justin arrives!" Nathan can be seen now searching for Michelle's phone number..... |
Bonzacat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:02 pm     Oh, Noooooooo..... please don't let me be the Killer of this great thread!!!!! .... please .... |
Twiggyish | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:05 pm     <This is great!!> But he can't find it! Strange that Dana has something white clutched tightly in her fist..what is Dana hiding? (He thinks to himself) Could it be..... |
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:22 pm     Back at the house, everyone wonders who Erica as the new HOH is going to nominate.... She enters the HOH room, to see what goodies await... |
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:28 pm     Nate tackles Dana twisting her hand slightly and pries half of a piece of paper out of her clenched fist... as he reads 555-2, Dana eats the rest of the paper before karate chopping him in the shoulder.... They both land in a crumpled heap on the floor, and burst into tears. They hug and laugh and cry as they start bashing the other HG's, blaming them for their evictions and concluding how boring the show must be now with out them.....at last they find comfort in each others arms. |
Bonzacat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:30 pm     <.... sniff ..... that's beautiful ...> |
Tishala | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:31 pm     there, she finds a pink stuffed elephant, pink pumps, pink sandles, a pink bra and panties set from Victoria's Secret, pink powder puffs, and polka dots everywhere! "Yippee," she exclaims, while secretly wishing that she had Jun's BOB [battery operated boyfriend] so that she could.... |
Anneph | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:44 pm     shove it up Robert's nose and finally stop that incessant nose picking. |
Catfat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 08:48 pm     ...so she could see if the mechanical ride is as great as Jun says it is. Meanwhile, Jee and Jun are speaking Korean, he is trying to tell her how to make turtle soup and she is swinging a ladle at his head. Can't understand the words, but the meaning is clear. "Pugita" is the only thing I can understand. |
Catfat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 09:42 pm     It's time for a new HOH comp, whoever can eat the most of the turtle/Pugita soup wins. They gobble and slurp and the winner is Jack, who has done his best to lose again, but everyone else barfs up the soup. When he gets to the HOH room, he is surprised to find--- |
Woofy | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 09:45 pm     Dana there ... dressed in her FBI secret agent Evan Picon suit and Orphan Annie decoder-ring. "I'm so pissed," she shrieks at Jack as she grabs him in her arms and ... |
Catfat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 10:03 pm     ...shakes him, yelling, "They've put that pretty-boy Nate in there with me, and I dropped him with one karate kick. I've come looking for a real man." Smooch, smooch, slobber, smooch. "Teach me how to become a a real f---ing agent and I'll be yours forever." Jack, being the real gentleman that he is, takes Dana up on her offer. Little do they know that the door to the house is open and all the other houseguests are watching. The HGs quickly tattle to Arnold, who takes action; the campus police enter and ..... |
Corriecat | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 06:10 am     take Dana away in a straitjacket and return her to the sequester house where they make sure she has taken her meds. Meanwhile Jack has consumed all of the beers and fallen asleep. Jun is bored and decides to give him a manicure and pedicure. Erika and Alison watch and after seeing that Jack is sleeping too soundly to notice what Jun is doing they turn to each other. Ali: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Erika: You know it! I'm sick and tired of looking at that awful hair day in and day out. Ali: Then lets give Jack a makeover! Ali gets her hair care supplies from the bathroom and they set to work. Several hours later Jack awakes to find he has perfectly manicured bright pink nails and cornrows. Before he can change any of it the door to the HOH opens and in walks... |
Needavacation | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 06:31 am     Nate....looking for Dana, but when he sees Jack he... |
Dallasbbfan | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 07:32 am     says that they were right all along. He is gay and has resisted the urge to grab Jack but pink is his favorite color and he can't hold back anymore. Jack..... |
Justareader | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 08:23 am     Jack says - What the H*ll? Boy I will rip those curls outta your head if you don't quit hu*ping my leg like a poodle! He takes a good look in the mirror and decides the cornrows may help him fit in with the younger set and changes his tack - he is gonna act like Snoop Dogg and talk about smokin gary with the rest of them. Yet, he hates the pink polish and searches out Jun to get some finger nail polish remover.... |
Boberg | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 08:32 am     Jun promptly agrees with Jack that pink is not his color and they choose a Mustang Hot Red for Jack's finger and toenails..as Jun gets to work with the paint job, Jack notices the plasma screen has a new message on it: "Expect the Unexpected" All of a sudden the front door of the BB House flies open and in walks Marcellas, snapping his fingers and declaring.... |
Spunky | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 08:35 am     After watching you guys I became "straight"... |
Spunky | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 08:41 am     In week 7 Julie announces: We have now watched the sequestered houseguests for 3 weeks and the interaction there has reached a boiling point with the arrival of Justin. Nate, Dana, Ali and Justin are competing for best couple of the year and an award has been prepared for the winner. Stay tuned as we follow them in their constant fight for supremacy... |
Woofy | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:49 am     But first ... |
Catfat | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:06 am     ..and since good looks are a factor in the struggle for top HG, Justin wins hands down, leaving Ali in the dust. "Waa-aa-aa, how can this be happening to me? I am obviously so superior that I deserve Justin, Nate, and Donny, plus the money." Marcellus steps in and spends several days and nights telling her the truth about herself, which leaves her hysterical and babbling about cheese. Ali demands a hairdo like Jack's and Marcellas finally agrees to do the cornrows, but only on the condition that.... |
Catfat | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:09 am     ....that she sew him a lovely frock in the blue silk from the parachute and paint his nails High Shine Wine. When Marcellas is all decked out, Nate falls head over heels for him, and declares.... |
P_Gunslinger | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 10:15 am     ..."Oh my gawd, I have never seen a more beautiful hunk of man than you! Throw me to the hot fires of Hades, because, I declare, I must have you!" Marcellas grabs Nate and looks deep into his eyes and says... |
Woofy | Monday, August 11, 2003 - 11:13 am     "Miss Thang, you are tooooooo much!" and slaps him on the ... |
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