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TV ClubHouse: ARCHIVES: Big Brother USA 2003 General Discussions Part 1: Clubhouse members write rest of BB4
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Calgaryperson

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 03:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Suddenly in a move never thought of before, ARNOLD SHAPIRO AND ALLISON GRODNER WALK IN with Big Brother 4 bags that have their names on them and keys that say 'ARNOLD' and ALLISON', and announce that they are the new houseguests. Then Julie walks in with a bag with her name on it, and a 'JULIE' key and says that she will live not vote, and host 'The Early Show' and 'Big Brother' live shows from the host.

Catfat

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 10:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
In a new twist, the house guests plus Arnold and Allison are given colored T-shirts, red for women and blue for men, with their names on them. All have to exchange their T-shirts for another color while being drowned in foam. When everything is cleared, Jun is missing, only her wet T-shirt is left, lying in a little puddle of soap-suds. An immediate search is begun, but no Jun. All the tapes in the cams are rerun again and again, but no Jun. All the other houseguests are seen to emerge from the foam, looking wet and embarassed and are immediately wrapped in large bath towels to dry off, but no Jun. Campus police are called in, but are baffled, as are the Hollywood food police.
At last the truth emerges.....

Mummy

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 10:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
BB has experienced its first ever act of canabalism. Amy became so hungry while fighting all that foam, she mistakenly though Jun was a huge piece of cheese. As the shock wears off, Amy tells Marcellas that Jun didn't taste very good anyway. Kind of crunchy. But the question remains, what will BB do?

Amy to the diary room.

Amy replies, if you want me you have to come get me.........and bring cheese.

Zachyd

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 10:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
BB says to her, We will come and get you! What kind of cheese?

Amy replies, uuuuhhhh, do you have bleu?

Meanwhile the HG's think she has been expelled from the house when Julie comes in and says "ratings need to be brought up so we think more people will watch if a cannibal is in the house so she is staying."

The houseguests start a riot and chase Julie to the FOTH. She runs away and the door is sealed.
So they are worried about Amy so they all....

Zachyd

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 12:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh pleeeeeaaaaaassssse do not let me be a thread killer! Pllllleeeeeeeaaaaasssseee!!!!!!!!!

Kmjm

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 12:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
(OK Zachyd, I'll be the thread killer!)

offer to give her their alcohol if she will spare them, then Jack says, "Hey, how come this show is now dominated by members of the cast from BB3?" His fellow housemates turn to him and...

Naja

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 01:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
..and give him an angry glare, as they all rush towards him. A.S. tackles Jack to the ground, while the others de-pants him.


As Jack lies there nude, the rest of the HG's stare in amazement as they realize Jack really DID have his "front" removed before the show started!

Erika covers her eyes, begins to sob again and says...

Zachyd

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 01:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
..."How could you do this to Dad? You guys are insane! Look at you! A.S., it is BB4, not BB3and4!
Amy,"I am out of here!
Marcellus," I am coming too sweetie!"

Julie from new plasma,"Good Evening HG's. It is time for Nominations. Nate, you take it from here."

Nate,"Well after some thought I have decided to Nominate Ali and Justin. Ali, I know you are a traitor. Justin, you are a sneek."

Julie,"Well we will vote now. Jee, your turn...."

Needmylifeback

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 01:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"I just spent the last 6 weeks in a bed right next to himmmmmmmm! If only it was a dream....Where's my Pink hat when I need it?"

Marcellas answered her question with....

Gaijinsan85

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 01:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
why can't my life be like J-LO's, while Ali gets mysteriousely turned on by the way...

Catfat

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 01:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
All the houseguests start wresling on the floor and a melee ensues, during which it is discovered that it is not Amy after all. It is really Jun in disguise with JackieO sunglasses, lots of red lipstick and a cheesy blonde wig (the two are prtty much the same size). Jun wasn't really cannabalized, she just left her shirt in the foam and slipped out of the pile wrapped in a towel and put on her Amy disguise.
The house guests are happy that Jun is back because they are sick of eating all that cheese. Jun scuffs into the kitchen and begins to cook ....

Zachyd

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 01:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Julie interrupts," By a unanimous vote, Justin, you are evicted from the BB house."

Jee," But we didn't vote!"

Ali,"Take that Donny! I am not sad he is going!(sssssssssoooooooobbbbbbbbb)

After some hugs and kisses Justin walks out for his interview...

Darkhorse19

Wednesday, August 13, 2003 - 05:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonight Nate will go... Erika is going to win HOH. She will put up Robert and Justin. Justin will win veto and she will have to put up Jun. Robert will get the boot.
By this time there is no J3 and the house is in groups of twos Erika/Jack Justin/Ally Jee/Jun.
Justin will win HOH and put up Erika and Jack. Erika will be evicted because she split up the Jee3.
Jee wins HOH

Now the twist comes into play. One of the houseguests are returning. It is Nathan... ( poor justin. ) Because Nathan has come into the house after the HOH he cannot be nominated.

At this time Jack will be crapping his pants. Jee puts up Ally and Jack.. The vote is a tie and Jee takes Ally out..
At this time the four J's and Nathan are left in the house. Justin wins HOH once again and he nominates Jack and Nathan. BYE BYE Nathan...

Now we are left with Jack Justin Jee and Jun.
Justin and Jack both know about the alliance of the Ex Couple so they make an alliance...

During the HOH competition Jack finally shows what hes made of and wins it. He puts up Jun and Jee. Jun is out of the house...

Final three: Jack, Jee, Justin... Justin wins the endurance HOH(of course) and takes Jack out (figuring that Jee would be easier to beat, However he says its because of the original alliance)...
Everyone says Justin played the game best, he gets all of the votes except for Juns and becomes $500,000 richer:)

However, Erika might not win HOH tonight and that will ruin my entire prediction:(

Darkhorse19

Thursday, August 14, 2003 - 04:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey my prediction is coming true!

Calgaryperson

Sunday, August 17, 2003 - 03:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Julie, from her brand new studio inside the house "Welcome to Big Brother, I am inside the house right now. There is an atmosphere as everybody including myself is unsure of the nominations. Earlier there was a fight in the house, lets go to that footage.

A screaming match ensues between Justin and Alison, over slopiness, and Julie is doing play-by-play.
Justin: BLEEP you
Alison: Right back at ya!
Julie: Justin, do you think that your use of the f-word worked in this fight?
Justin: BLEEP OFF!
Alison: Yeah JULIE!
Julie: And we'll be right back.

Catfat

Monday, August 18, 2003 - 09:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Upon returning, the HGs find that, instead of PB&J, they are given their choice of any of the foods in the gross food contest. All are happy except Alison, who whines that the food is icky and will stain her fake dental work. Jun grabs up the plates of leftovers and gallops toward the kitchen and begins chopping and sauteing, adding condiments as she goes along. Upon tasting the food, all the house guests agree that.....

Beruthiel

Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 11:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Justin is evicted, Jack gets HOH, Jack nominates Robert and Alison, Erika wins POV, doesn't use it, Robert is evicted.
Erika wins HOH, nominates Ali and Jee, Jack wins POV, doesn't use it, Alison is evicted.
Jack wins HOH, nominates Jun and Jee, Erika wins POV, doesn't use it, Jee is evicted.
In the final endurance comp, Jun cannot endure, so Jack and Erika make a deal, Jun's gone, and Jack and Erika win, and neither of them care which gets the big prize, because Erika will meet the oldest of Jack's three sons, fall in love, marry him, and will inherit the big money eventually anyway.
The end, and any other scenario is anathema!

Zachyd

Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 10:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...They will finish the food as torture upon themselves.

They all go to the backyard for the HOH.

Jun in DR- I must win this HOH!

Erika in DR- Jack better not throw it!

Julie- Alright HG's, the game is on. This week, you will all do an endurance comp.

They have to float in a big pool with no raft or anything------ON THERE BACKS while holding on to their key. Last person there wins.

Robert out first.(migrane)
Jun out Second.
Erika in DR- Jack was in FBI. Can swim and float well.
Jee out third.
Ali out fourth

Jack and Erika final 2.
Erika to Jack-I will let go now. You deserve it. You win.
She lets go.
Julie-Jack, you are this week's HOH.

The next day...
Nominations are now.
Jack-Erika, you are safe.
Erika-Jee, you are safe.
Jee-Jun, you are safe.

Jack-I have nominated Alison and Robert. Alison, I see you as a strong player. You have both sides on your team. Robert, you are a threat because you have your amigo Jee around you and that can't happen.

Erika afterwards says...

Zachyd

Sunday, August 24, 2003 - 04:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"That was good what you did Jack. Perfect!"
Jack-Thanks.
Erika-Be carful of the POV though.
Jack-We have to win it!
Erika-we will try hard.

Catfat

Sunday, August 24, 2003 - 09:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
After Jee wins everything in a single week, the other HGs turn on him like a pack of jackels,
"Back, I say," Jee shouts, throwing kitchen utensils them.
Alison, whose bottom is red from starting her period, runs out into the yard and jumps into the hot tub.
Robert sits strumming his lips singing "Beeble, beeble, beeble."
Erika and Jack sing "Has anyone here seen my old friend John?"
June is make a delicious soup out of condiments and peanut butter.
Julie says "Good evening, Houseguests." Not one person moves, they have all......

Surreal_Badger

Sunday, August 24, 2003 - 09:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
. . . breathed a sigh of relief that there may indeed be another twist.

Julie announces that the results of another "america's choice" are in and, using the same algorithim that calculates popularity on the cbs website, ali is the winner.

she receives a letter from Donny, but is devastated to here he is dumping him for a nice girl named Carmen.

"Carmen?!?" shrieks Jee. . .

Needavacation

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 06:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jee and Ali look at each other with horror on their faces....Jun is in the kitchen chanting something like, PB&J...I can cook 1001 receipe's just using PB&J....she has a dazed look in her eyes as she is whipping peanut butter in a bowl and has several kettles on the stove..."PB&J PB&J"....Erika is standing looking at Jun, and then looking at Ali and Jee, she suddenly remembers the old song and starts singing in a child like voice, "their coming to take us away..haha, their coming to take us away ho ho, ...." In the mean time Jack....

Marej

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 06:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Has had enough and gets Rob outside and they have a...

Jolly_Penguin

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 07:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
... tea party. Jack teaches Robert how to hold the cup with pinky extended. Robert thinks this is fantastic, as he can now drink and pick his nose with the same hand, without putting his cup down.

Jee comes outside, nods to the both of them, and then looks over to the chess pieces. Something about those chess pieces. Something is not right...

Beruthiel

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 04:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...and he realises that the King is missing. Jee steps into the empty spot. He knows he'll fit the bill nicely, and if he stays there long enough, everyone will miss that part of the HOH competition! He stands as still as he can, takes a deep breath and holds it......

Zachyd

Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 07:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
when he starts to hold his breath too long he starts to gasp for air! But he instead can't breath. He is rushed to the Hospital...

Zachyd

Friday, August 29, 2003 - 05:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
None of the HG's (except Robert) care he is gone.
We are left with Jack, Erika, Robert, Ali, and Jun.
Nominations...
Jack: You all know the drill. Erika, you are safe.
Erika- Jun, you are safe.
Jack- I have nominated Ali and Robert. Ali, you are smart, strong, and a fighter. You are a threat.
Robert, you are strong and probably will go far. I can't take that chance.

Veto...
Jack- What you have to do is climb your individual ladders, there are three flags at the top. You must untie one flag and only one flag at a time. You will swing across the rope, and tie the one flag onto the post. Same for other two flags.
GO!!!
Ali-1
Ali in DR-I scored first!
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Ali-1
Robert-1
Robert in DR-I needed that veto.
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Ali-1
Erika-1
Robert-1
Erika in DR-I need it! Badly!
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Ali-2
Erika-1
Jack-1
Jun-1
Robert-2
Jack in DR-We need the Nominations to stand.
Jun in DR-I can taste the power!
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Ali-2
Erika-2
Jack-1
Jun-2
Robert-3
Jack- Robert has won the POV.
Robert than says...

Calgaryperson

Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 08:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LETS EVICT JUILE!
THEN ARNOLD!
THEN ALLISON(GRODNER)!
THEN THE OTHER ALISON!