Freydnot | Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 05:05 pm     [police officer] Now slowly move your hands behind your back. |
Gutter_Rat | Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 05:21 pm     (in Quake font) David has cratered... |
Ketil | Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 05:48 pm     This just in,, David has been shot. I repeat, David has been shot. (helps if you watched SNL's Buckwheat) |
Ric_Munoz | Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 05:53 pm     "Help! I'm a snake, I've fallen down and I can't get back up onto the grass!" |
Redstar | Sunday, July 27, 2003 - 11:06 pm     "Okay, try frying those eggs on my back now." |
Gidget | Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:43 am     Justin: "Damn and me without a piece of chalk" |
Bunyun | Monday, July 28, 2003 - 09:35 am     Do you hear what I hear???? said little Davie to the shepperd flock..... |
Seamonkey | Monday, July 28, 2003 - 10:48 am     "Must crawl over and capture that Queen".. why did they make this chessboard so friggin' BIG? |
Bbrock | Monday, July 28, 2003 - 11:45 am     Keeping with the chess theme: "Unfortunately this week, I'm not the pawn." |
Bunyun | Monday, July 28, 2003 - 12:01 pm     Sure ain't the Knight either! |
Twiggyish | Monday, July 28, 2003 - 07:24 pm     You have the right to remain silent... |
Roguescollar | Wednesday, July 30, 2003 - 10:34 pm     "Chalk him, technicians, and then you have one minute to get him out of there." Sincerely, The Management |
Texasdeb | Friday, August 01, 2003 - 04:25 pm     I fought for my life with everything I had - I give up - take me. |
Imz | Saturday, August 02, 2003 - 03:43 pm     The ole Superglue-yourself-to-the-life-size-chess-board trick didn’t draw the laughter Dave had anticipated. |
Katlady53 | Saturday, August 02, 2003 - 11:11 pm     LMAO Roguescollar!!! |