Archive through August 10, 2003
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Archive through August 10, 2003
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 02:58 pm     Let's write out the rest of the season... each person writes a paragraph.... TVCH ongoing story.. On Wednesday all the houseguests were prepared for the live nominations. Jun entered the DR first, carrying a bag of chips. Jun takes a few chips out of the bag as she explaines what a threat Jack is to the game. Finishing off the bag of chips she starts off stating how much she can not stand Nathen because he took Alison off the block. I vote to evict Nate. As she walks out of the diary room, she yells, Ali you are next. |
Costacat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:02 pm     Alison saunters in the DR, and lays provocatively down on the couch. She starts by saying that Nathan is a good friend, and that Jack is a father figure. Then she leans forward and says, "But I really used my sexuality to get Nathan to take me off the block. He shouldn't have been so blind, but my strategy worked. I'll miss having him around my little finger. I vote to evict Nathan." As she leaves, she winks at the camera. "Jee, you're up next!" |
Hamsterlady | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:09 pm     Jee comes into the DR laughing. "Ouch! Justin just gave me a towel snap!" he said while rubbing his rear end. Jee sits down on the couch and the whole time the DR guys are giving him a hard time. "OK, OK, OK....let's get this going so you DR guys will stop making fun of me." "I vote to evict Nathan." (One of the DR guys gives Jee a catcall as he leaves the DR) "Erika! Your turn!" |
Corriecat | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:27 pm     Erika enters the DR wearing pink shoes, pink pants, a pink top and her pink hat. She pauses to fix her hair and put on some pink lipstick. "Nathan was in our original alliance but he has put a target on his back by saving Alison. Jack is the father figure of the house and I'm the big sister. We've decided to lay low and let the others do our dirty work for us. So I vote to evict Nathan." She flips her hair and leaves the DR. Robert it's time to cast your vote. |
Tishala | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:31 pm     Erika sashays into the DR, wearing her pink bikini and a pair of dark glasses. It gives her, she imagines, that complex look Jackie O might have had if she had ever deigned to appear on reality TV (nobody wants to tell Erika that Jackie O invented reality TV because they think, rightly, that someone who dates Robert can be easily confused. Besides, they would have to tell Erika that this is a more banal version of reality TV, and nobody wants to explain the meaning of banal when the vote is so close). Erika leans foreward and the cameras frame her so the audience can tell that the DR is quite cold. "I have had to think about this a lot. When I make these decisions, I feel like I am on crack. I vote to evict Jack. I know he has been like my father, but what 38 er 34 er 33 year old wants to live with her father?" Erika begins to sob uncontrollably. We see the tears coming from under the glasses, but we cannot see the tears puddling up, as they are want to do, where the glasses meet her cheekbone. "Please send in Jun." |
Bohawkins | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:45 pm     The houseguests hear a noise in the backyard as a flash of blue color and then shadow covers the windows. Then the sunlight appears again as we see soft billowing yards of silk settle into the yard. "It's a skydiver!" Jack yells, having been in the FBI so he knows things. Nathan, hoping he is saved by this turn of events, cries out, "Gollee! It's the twist, it's the twist!" The houseguests all burst through the door to the yard to greet their visitor. |
Hamsterlady | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 03:58 pm     As the HG's run towards the soft billowing silk still settling down in the backyard, Cuff decides he wants none of this intrusion. Cuff runs as fast as he can at his fence knocking it down. And then magically, Cuff eyes the silk still settling on the ground while the big humans around him are all gathered around the guest. Cuff, after a long and hard struggle, reaches the soft silk and decides it is the perfect place to release his pent up torti bodily functions. "Ahhh, Link, you complete me...." as he stares into her cool green tortoise eyes from across the yard. The HG's & their guest look down at Cuff and begin to scramble to clean up his mess so that it won't be shown on CBS. |
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:10 pm     Robert struts into the diary room with a smirk on his face. He turns slightly to his left believing this is his best side and settles into the chair making sure his legs and arms are relaxed in an open position to exude confidence to the viewing audiance... Jack is not a threat in these competitions, his time will come later. Nate has put a target on our backs since day one, and look who is here now... I vote to evict Nate.... He walks out of the DR and high fives Jee...your turn bro.... |
Hamsterlady | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:11 pm     Pssst Need, Jee's already been in the DR |
Kellirippa | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:14 pm     Jee comes in and says, "Hey, I've already been in here, why are you guys always doin' this sh** to me?? I want to go outside and see who landed in the backyard...." |
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:16 pm     I knew that, Robert's the one without a clue... :-) I guess it is time for Julie Chen to make the announcement.... |
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:18 pm     I was confused over the billowing silk in the back yard, can't wait to find out who crashed the BB house. |
Hamsterlady | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:20 pm     <ROFLMAO @ Kelli....Wonderful is all I can say!> |
Omegabubbles | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:21 pm     As the hg's gather around the billowing silk the visitor removes the dark silk from her head and the snake mask from her face. They all gasp as they behold Danielle from BB3. Her eyes have turned yellow and two horns are jetting out of her head. She throws back her head and roars. |
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:23 pm     "Ssssssssssscandahhhhlousssssssssss" |
Sasman | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:28 pm     Julie! Julie! "Jeez, you'll have to get off me, oh great master of CBS. I have to tell those geeks who is the next hamster to leave" "I'm coming, I'm coming everyone. Be right there." "Okay house guests, I'm back". And Nathan you are out of here. I know you're beautiful to look at, Nate, but let's face it, you are not the sharpest tack, if you get my drift. |
Hamsterlady | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:36 pm     Cuff again catches the glance of his great love Link from the pleasant silk he's seated on. "Oh Link," he thought, "Please let me be within distance of your loving webbed feet once again." With one last burst of energy, Cuff sprinted towards his lover and squeezed into his lovely yard with Link. Link takes Cuff by the foot and leads him to a sheltered spot beside the wall of the BB compound. Cuff, "Link, my dear, you may need to retreat into your shell to escape the events that are about to unfold in front of us." Link, "Cuff, my love, I will do anything you say." Cuff watches as the most horrific of all things occur.... |
Creampuff | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:50 pm     Justin appears and he seems to be quite upset as he realizes what and all has transpired as he was taking his nap! "Hey guys, how could everyone go to DR, vote and evict Nathan without me! You know how much I was looking forward to kicking his a** out of here! As HOH you're lucky I can't nominate anyone else cuz I am pi**ed, big time!!" Cuff and Link cringe in their spot next to the fence and the HG's are silent, seemingly stunned by Justin's rage. |
Kellirippa | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 04:56 pm     suddenly, Jun appears, and she looks hungry, "Come here Link, time to make some Korean turtle soup" She scoops up Link in her arm, with a ginsue knife in the other hand. "Now all I need is some cauliflour." "I know", she whispers to herself, and then yells, "Justin, lend me an ear" Meanwhile the other houseguests all.... |
Puzzled | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 05:07 pm     Nathan goes out of the house after being kissed and hugged by everyone. He falls down the stairs, but gets up and limps into the debriefing room with Julie Chen. She shows him the good-bye clips. The first one is from Ali, who is crying her eyes out. She tells him how much she loves Donny. |
Catkey94 | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 05:16 pm     The next clip is from Jun, "Nobody wanted you here especially me. But hey don't get angry, remember the good times. And don't forget to vote for me in the end Nate." |
Needavacation | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 06:41 pm     The other houseguests now prepare for the next HOH competition. Justin sulks on the sidelines because he can not be HOH two weeks in a row. Julie asks the first question.... |
Puzzled | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 06:43 pm     Who is the president of the U.S.? |
Hamsterlady | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 06:45 pm     "Houseguests, who is the one person to have believed Ali earlier this week?" All the HG's raise their hands and name each other. Julie, "OK, you are all tied for a one-way tie." Julie asks the second question.... |
Spunky | Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 06:48 pm     Nate approaches Jun..."Hurry up, get Ali out so I can have fun with her in the sequestered house. Think of me for a whole week cooped up with Dana!! I want Ali or I'll go crazy!" |
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