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Tdot

Friday, August 01, 2003 - 10:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
And to follow Bunyun... Soon Ali's X becomes unstable due to jealousy and his longing for her. One night he throws beds around and admits he has chlamydia.

Laisey

Friday, August 01, 2003 - 11:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Secretsmile, especially if what they saw on the screen had been "digitally enhanced" to appear as though the evictees were living in the lap of luxury with windows overlooking a beautiful beach. Then when they're evicted they find they have merely moved from one "hell with studio lighting" to another.

Bunyun

Friday, August 01, 2003 - 11:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Tdot,
To continue, once word gets around that he has this horrible STD chlamydia, Jun runs to the bathroom, throws up, and begins to vigoriously clean the whole area, Erica just sits and cries, while Dana is so P.O'd that she starts on a rampage at Ali and X. Nate meanwhile is calmly talking to all the guys as to what the symptoms are, as he begins to feel itchy and burning.
Jack is.....

(continue someone!)

Tdot

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 01:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunyun...

Jack has given up sitting by himself endlessly analyzing each HG and is now trying to make up for the lack of Dave. He tries to run at the punching bag and hang on it upside down but ends up on his face, re-opening the cut he received while he was dizzy.

Rainwoman

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 01:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think it would be hilarious, in Dana's last desperate attempt to stay in the house, to try and seduce Alison. LOL.

Omegabubbles

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 01:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If upon hearing from Julie that she must get her bag and leave, Dana's head exploded?

Puzzled

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 01:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLPMP--all of you with your scenarios for Dana's X are hilarious!

Willsbills

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 01:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Rain- It wouldn't surprise me.

Frannie- And in reference to Ali's boyfriend coming in I thought they should have done that like a week ago. She would be so happy to see him then eviction day comes and he votes her out.

Ketchuplover

Sunday, August 03, 2003 - 01:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Will Mega gets that political job he's going for?

Willsbills

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 01:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Monica came in and took on Dana. It would be AWWWWN then. Also, this may have been said already but wouldn't it be funny if Dana and Ali got into a real catfight and started beating the crap out of each other and they both got evicted before Wed?

Tdot

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 04:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Willsbills: Or better, Ali and Monica tag team against Karate Dana... [live this Sunday on Pay-Per-View!]

Spunky

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 10:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
wouldn't it be funny if Dana keeps bugging the hgs from the Plasma Screen... and tells them...
I'M WATCHING YOU, I'M WATCHING YOU, I'M WATCHING YOU... over and over again.... he, eh...

Gaijinsan85

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 10:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
wouldnt it be funny if one of their tasks is to take care of an actuall baby!!!! imagine them having to wake up in the middle of the night. PRICELESS!

Katlady53

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 10:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Spunky, kind of like the Oz in Wizard of Oz? Lol

Katlady53

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 10:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No, I didn't mean the OZ! I mean the wicked witch...remember how she showed up in the magic ball? Lol

Kaili

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 11:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wouldn't it be funny if...Big Brother dropped off a weekly newspaper at the house (maybe with the HOH basket) along the lines of the ones they got during the Surreal Life (with stories about the HGs)?

Spunky

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 11:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
wouldn't it be funny if during the best nightly hours the hgs said: let's bug the INTERNET VIEWERS, let's all sing a SONG for an hour AND ALL THEY'LL SEE IS FOTH..."

fortunately for us these hamsters don't know that, do they?

Chai

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 12:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wouldn't it be funny if the police decided to get warrants to search the BB house, and each of the HG's homes, (and making a few arrests), after watching LF's, reading the summaries or getting a tip from the public from the LF's, and hearing all of their conversations about drugs? It would also be funny if Robert's brother got his medical/pharmacology license revoked and got arrested for supplying Robert with drugs.

Bohawkins

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 12:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It would be funny if the producers brought in one of those shinking machines like they had on "Honey I shrank the kids." Then they would shrink all of the houseguests down to about an inch high.

Next they would put them all into the terrarium with the turtles. Now, I'm thinking the producers should have some tiny weapons ready for them and maybe some tiny tools so they could build housing.

Then they could have contests where they would battle the turtles. Lots more fun could be had on other days with spiders and maybe even a cat.

I'm hoping this happens.

Spunky

Monday, August 04, 2003 - 06:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bo...
it may well happen if you keep your hopes high..

Spunky

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 09:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wouldn't it be funny if Jack told everyone he was there to write a book... and then notice the change in the house, everyone trying to be in their best behaviour thinking their name will end up in some bestseller book...
Mmm, maybe Erika already knows that...

Maris

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 09:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Didnt Roddy want to write a book too? Jack will write monthly installments for the Readers Digest "confessions of a sane man in an insane world"

Spunky

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 11:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wouldn't it be funny..... sorry, all I can think about this game is something funny...

is if everyone misunderstood each other and believed that there was going to be a tiebreaker and so ended up all voting for Jun out...

Spunky

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 11:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
and wouldn't it be funny if there was indeed a tiebreaker and Ali had to evict Dana afterall and Dana LIVE would say "b.itch".. how cold they bleep that one??

Oh well, nothing like this funny things will ever happen... so, let's keep sulking...

Secretsmile

Tuesday, August 05, 2003 - 04:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wouldn't if be funny if....

The reason Jun is out of superglue for her nails is because Dana used it to adhere Justin to her butt?
(this is the only position I've seen either of them in for the past few days.)

If Dana does leave Wedneday, Justin would have to follow, making Ali's nominations pure genius. LOL!