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TV ClubHouse: ARCHIVES: Big Brother USA 2003 General Discussions Part 1: Would you care if the summaries ended now?
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Lancecrossfire

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 09:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'll take a jujugoat doll and a bunny t-shirt!! sign me up for a copy of the summaries if Bunny herself does them--drawl and all.

Bunny

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 09:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Fine, Lance, but I promise that you can read them yourself in half the time! I'll have to charge you double for all the extra syllables I'll add to words. "Nate" will be "Nay-eet," "fishnet" will be "fee-yish nay-eet" (kind of the same as if you tell Nate to go fish), and "peanut butter and jelly sandwich" becomes a half-hour syllabic marathon. But, sure, send your hard-earned dollars and I'll read 'em for ya - no problem.

Tess

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 09:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny, I've been reading religiously. Sorry it took so long to write but being on the road for and then sick......ack! What can I say? I'm late.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for every word you've written so far this year and will write in the future. You go ahead and take a break when ever you need to. I take them all the time.

Did you know that you are so popular, that I even printed out copies of your summaries and took them on vacation for my TVCH pals to read? You are one well-loved Bunny!

Andysmojo

Monday, August 25, 2003 - 09:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny, the BB experience just wouldn't be the same without you. Please don't stop! You have the "gift of humour" with which you so kindly share with us. It is greatly enjoyed and appreciated.

Brenda1966

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 07:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
No Bunny! Don't stop! Your highlights are hilarious and add so much to the BB experience! I'm grateful for the writing you do and will really miss you when you're gone.

Bunny

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 09:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thank you, Demsome, I'm glad you liked the poem. Tess, I hope you're okay now! So you and your friends were beach bunnies reading Bunny at the beach, eh? Andysmojo, please don't cry. Robert took all the Kleenex. Brenda1966, I'm grateful that YOU'RE grateful. Thanks for taking a moment to say you're enjoying the summaries.

Gina8642

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 10:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I adore the summaries - please continue!!!

Katlady53

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 10:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I adore your summaries, Bunny. BB would not be the same without them! :)

Juju2bigdog

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 11:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
And you know what? I bet you could make a separate book out of each year of BB's Bunny Tales. AND, I bet there would be a market for them. Most people would want the collectors edition, set of four, I would think.

Bunny, check out iuniverse.com, self publishing.

Alisonfan

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 11:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
My Dearest Southern Bunny:

I started printing your summaries for Alison to read when she gets out, so she'll know what REALLY happened in the house. But I didn't actually read them for a few weeks. My wife was having a spell of the Crohn's Disease of which she suffers. She was in much pain, but we snuggled (like bunnies do) in bed and I read them to her for hours. Taking long minutes to try to stop laughing so that we could continue. She is feeling much better now, but we now have a tradition to snuggle and read "Bunny's Tales" together every day.

I continue to print out, and save, in a bunnie-lishious binder, your summaries for Alison. I will even make sure that you get an autographed picture from her that you can leave up when family comes over. Because it will NOT say "Bunny Sucks!" (Like the others that you have said you must hide)

THANK YOU! For such well written and humorous summaries.

BIG BUNNY HUGS,
Alison's "other" Parents

Bonzacat

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 11:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Best wishes to you, Alisonfan, and I hope your wife feels better soon. I just have to give you an award for coining the BEST phrase so far in this BB4 season: "Bunnie-lishious" !!!

Two ears up for that one!

Bunny

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 12:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks, Gina and Kat. Juju, thanks for pointing me to the site. Maybe I could get a copy of the tapes of BB1 and do summaries for that season (I wasn't writing them then) and combine the summaries from each of the other seasons into more of a storyline rather than a narrative of the live feeds. That way it wouldn't just be a copy of what I already did. However, I would reserve the right to use the same jokes.

Two questions:
One, how many of you would buy one? Don't speak up if you would choose to earmark any extra dollars from your paycheck for your favorite charity or your kids' college education. Those are more deserving than I am, but I don't want the guilt trip. Also, keep it to yourself if you presently use the summaries as a replacement for toilet paper.

And two, will I get beat up? If people, namely disgruntled houseguests, are able to track me down via the info on my book jacket, will I live to see the profits?

Actually, I expect I would see a Cease and Desist order before the summaries ever made it off the printing press. Some of the HGs would sue me just for the publicity, others because they want equal coverage to Hardy's.

Bonzacat

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 12:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny, my answer to question #1: I'm in for at least three copies of anything you produce. One for me and a copy each for Sister1 & Sister 2 in Texas (you know who they are)!

And for question #2, I say: you know our infamous BB houseguests... any publicity is good publicity. They won't beat you up, dear, as they are probably still out there looking for all the writers that said ugly things *not* in jest. Your humor is so clever they will never come after you!

Katlady53

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 12:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny, I'd most definitely buy your summaries!!!

Marcie_B

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 12:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
After I buy sore throat medicine to help me get over laughing out loud at your latest effort (those HOH questions had me screaming hysterically!), I'd gladly set aside Bunny Money for anything you produce. You are so talented--I CANNOT imagine what it must be like at your dinner table. I wish, I wish, I wish, I could be there!

Bunny

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 01:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Alisonfan, I hope your wife feels better soon. And I mean that sincerely. Bunny isn't always about the next joke. In fact, she's actually quite serious in real life.

In regard to the rest of your post, I must caution you again about giving copies of the summaries to any former HG. But just in case you do, I'll calculate how far Pennsylvania is from where I live and hope that she doesn't bring Donny with her.

Thanks for reading, but more importantly, thanks for laughing. There's no better compliment.

Katlady53

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 01:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny, I wish you'd hop into the "Caption Contest" thread. I'm sure you could top all of us. :)

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 01:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny---I'm in for buying 3 copies at least. One to keep and a couple three to give as gifts. laughter is a wonderful gift. :)

Bearware

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 03:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny, I'm in for at least three as well, mine, and two for presents. My next door neighbor feeds my dogs 'on the sly' and I'd HAVE to give her one, just so the pups can keep the treats coming! She's a big Bunny fan, with no internet.

Pamy

Tuesday, August 26, 2003 - 06:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree that "Bunnie-lishious" is a great word!!!
Bunny...I would have to buy 5! maybe more if the train thing takes off, but I think I could make a nice profit there.