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TV ClubHouse: ARCHIVES: Big Brother USA 2003 General Discussions Part 1: Clubhouse members write rest of BB4: Archive through August 12, 2003

Justareader

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 11:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
cheeky little bum of his and says now I will show you how to deal with a drama queen!!

Gaijinsan85

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 11:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Just then Julie comes in on the plasma and tells them, "Houseguests, the power is up for grabs, LITERALLY." The in order to win this HOH the person who grabs..

Justareader

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 12:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellus and give him a full on the mouth Kiss can remain in the house and be HOH!

Catfat

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 12:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellas puts on his new silk frock and models it for all to see. He is doing a pretty good Tyra imitation. Work it, Marcellas!
All the girls want modelling lessons, but Nate intervenes and says....

Catfat

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 01:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Marcellas and I have an alliance, and we're going into the HOH rooom and discuss it intimately." They lock the door behind them and are gone for hours, to no one's surprise. They emmerge only to announce....

Hamsterlady

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 01:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"We're ready for our close-ups!"

Nate announces that, after much practice, he is ready to give Marcellas a kiss full on the mouth.

Nate and Marcellas turn to face each other. The cameras pan in and out in order to catch the moment perfectly.

Nate grabs Marcellas, twirls him around, and dips him. Then leans down and kisses Marcellas full on the mouth.

Nate and Marcellas stand back up and Julie announces that Nate is the new HOH!

Nate smiles and then Jack...

Mummy

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 02:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jack is shocked as the door opens and in walks Amy screaming at Nate........Marcellas is mine!!!

Then as Amy walks to the fridge to look for cheese the others.....

Gaijinsan85

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 02:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
camly goes into the backyard gets a weight from the bench press, goes back into the house, walks next to the plasma, then with a quick strive smashes the screen, Jun then goes into the bathroom to throw up and justin sits there and cries, while erica is getting her hair done by marcellas in the bathroom, justin then comes out of the toilet and says...

Kellirippa

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 02:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"we're outta toilet paper."

Catfat

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 02:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"That turtle/Pugita soup sure sticks with you!!"
Meanwhile, Erica and Jack, who have had the hots for each other since Week 1, finally give in to their primal urges and dress up like their favorite wannabee.
Erica is a Playboy bunny all in pink and Jack is Hugh Hefner playing secret agent, and they are doing the Lambada (spelling?). Jack is so excited his cornrows are sticking up all over the place.
Julie's disembodied voice comes in from who-knows-where because the plasma screen is broken.
"Hello, Houseguests. You all look like you have had a nice week. Next, we are going to ...."

Nmbeach

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 03:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
reveal our next twist to everybody. The secret is out "Jun is the Mole!"

Twiggyish

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 04:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
or, "Jun HAS a Mole"..
This week house guest Jun discovers a mole on her nose.....

Needavacation

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 05:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Which Robert immediately volunteers to inspect for her. After reaching deep into her left nostril this his best picking finger he turns white and says....

Beruthiel

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 05:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
...that grows bigger and bigger every time she tells another lie, so they give her the nickname Pinocchio, which gets up her nose so much that she...

Beruthiel

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 05:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oops, mine should have been after Twiggyish's post!

Needavacation

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 08:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Smacks Robert across the face after yelling, OUCH that was no mole it was a dried.... camera goes to FOTH so we missed the rest of her sentence. When we return to the live feeds we see Jee acting like a mafioso (sp) daring anyone to approach the HOH door, Justin very calmly repeats, we are not HOH anymore, Jee it's me Justin listen to me, Jee blurry eyed hears a male voice over the loud speaker say, Jee, drop the rubber snake, back away from the door slowly and report to the diary room please....

Kappy

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 08:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Psss . . . Has anyone put Jun in the hot tub with one of the guys yet and let her foot wander ala Nicole? . . . .

Kappy

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 08:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
As Jee reports to the DR, Erika runs to check on the safety of the turtles . . .

Catfat

Monday, August 11, 2003 - 09:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
...only to discover, to her horror, empty shells, because Jun has made a batch of Korean turtle soup to which she added Pugita the pug. Since the house guests were complaining they didn't get enough protein, most were happy with this tasty treat. (Hey, folks, don't yell at me, I don't make these things up, I just report the news).
The mold on Jun's nose has now grown to such a size, she has to have a sling for it, spoiling her close-up shots. She calls in Robert, the nose expert to try and....

Corriecat

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 05:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
help her with the mole. In the meantime Nate has baricaded himself in the HOH room and won't let anyone, including Marcellas in. Marcellas is outside the door calling to Nate to let him in. He accuses Nate of having another man in the room with him. In a jealous rage Marcellas fails to notice that Jee is in the toilet and he assumes that Jee is the one with Nate. In reality Nate is embracing Boo!

Justareader

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 07:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Nate is asking boo who he should nominate and has decided that he will not hold court but rather just stay in that room with his HOH snacks and only come out for DR sessions, BR sessions and the nom ceremony....Meanwhile....

Needavacation

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 01:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
back on the beach...Dana is being hauled away by men with white coats.... she is ranting and raving and clutching a jar of peanut butter...they deside to take her.....

Bonzacat

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
.... directly to Arnold Shapiro. She quivers with nervous anticipation at the thought of a meeting. "Can I increase my stipend or should I just give him a freakin' karate chop to the groin?", she thinks to herself.

Suddenly she hears Julie Chen's voice booming from above... "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN...."

And Mr. Shapiro can be heard saying, "I AM A.S., THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!"

To this, Dana replies....

Naja

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 02:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Neener Neener Neeeeeener!" as she sticks her thumbs in her ears and wiggles her fingers.

Corriecat

Tuesday, August 12, 2003 - 03:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
To which Arnold Shapiro says "At least she isn't sticking her thumbs in her nose."