The Tortoise Hunter
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TV ClubHouse: Archives: Big Brother 4 General Discussion Archives through July 28: Caption Contest (ARCHIVES): The Tortoise Hunter

Mranon

Friday, July 25, 2003 - 02:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hunter

Gutter_Rat

Friday, July 25, 2003 - 07:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Leave me alone, David - it's bad enough Big Brother tried to install a hidden Shell-Cam, accidentally killing the other three, before deciding to let us just be pets."

Zcompkid

Friday, July 25, 2003 - 08:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Crikey...here are two of the most rare species of tortoises. They are the Big Brother Playmate species. OH MY GOD they are bigger than this bird. This is Dave the Tortoise Hunter saying, "Stay away from ex's that have been in contact with Scott" WAIT I JUST DID!"

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"These two tortoises are going to be making babies which leads me to my next saying. 'Help control the BB4 Tortoise population have your tortoises spayed or neutered'"

Creampuff

Friday, July 25, 2003 - 09:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"It's 10 PM. Do you know where YOUR tortoises are?"}

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"A tortoise by any other name would smell as sweet"!

Stingerman

Saturday, July 26, 2003 - 10:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Cricky aren't these guys the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. It's a shame they are now on the endegered species list.

OMG !!!!! I just found out that one of there naturally preditors is now prowling around the BB house looking for prey.

OMG !!!! there it is it's Dana the psycho Bi_ch.

You guys better be able to crawl fast or this looks liek it could be the end for you.