Buttercup's Live Feed Summary for Friday, July 19, 2002
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Buttercup's Live Feed Summary for Friday, July 19, 2002
Buttercup | Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 06:56 pm     While Bunny is off following the breadcrumbs trail left by Hardy, Buttercup puts on her pink ears and transforms into Butterbunny. Okay, now just because they may not look right, please refrain from any name calling that includes margarine. Now back to the regular scheduled programming. Butterbunny is feeling no pressure at all, YEAH RIGHT! During the pizza and beer love fest Thursday night, it was revealed that there are two panic buttons in the house. One outside and one by the storage room. I don’t think they will be necessary as people seem to be panicking very well on their own The hamsters are yet again discussing what kind of exercise equipment they are lacking, and Roddy is saying that they really need some dumbbells in the house. Butterbunny wonders if Roddy needs glasses as she eagerly points in the direction of the already existing Southerndumbbell After dinner, while sucking on his cigar like only Josh can, he says that Tonya showed her tatas. Now didn’t Tonya call them chi chis? Anyway, Tonya confirms that the girls saw them and Chiara says they are fabulous. Question is, are the tatas ghettofabulous? Danielle didn’t say, so I suppose that means they aren’t all tat. Gerry says he feels like a big ant in an ant farm. We know Gerry, and thanks for saving the queen! When Roddy is asked about his opinion on breast implants he says that the fake ones look better in clothing. However, our boy does not discriminate as long as he gets hooked up. Butterbunny wonders if he prefers to get hooked up to the left one or the right one Marcellas, the new reigning queen, er, HOH, is checking out his new ghettofabulous digs with Gerry and Amy’s help. Gerry opens fridge and sees Ben & Jerry’s ice cream—CHUNKY MONKEY! Butterbunny faints. Marcie, dear—I’ll be right over….just gotta finish writing all this stuff you say and do first. BMOS--I’ll bring my own spoon Gerry asks, “Marcellas, did they change the sheets and everything?” Marcellas’s answer, “I hope so.” Amy chimes in, “They ain’t on crack.” Amy, hun—your never ending knowledge is oh, so helpful. Speaking of crack, Amy are you aware that you sit on one every day? Amy tells Danielle that she has to have her little peck from Roddy everyday. I sure hope I heard that right and that she didn’t say peck*r because that sure would make me look at Roddy in a different light. Preferably in the dark ‘cause butterbunnies know that size matters Gerry pulled Jason aside and confided that he was a virgin as well when he got married. People were laughing and said that Jason’s is voluntary. Now, I for one refuse to stoop to that level Eric says, “I love giving people stuff. I love to make other people happy.” Amy responds, “I only like to make some people happy.” Butterbunny makes note that she isn’t included in the make-happy clique Since Marcellas won HOH, Danielle has all of a sudden become his best friend—funny how that worked considering she barely looked at him before. Now they’re just the regular brotha and sistah. Slick, Danny….very slick. Queen Marcie and Slick Danny are making fun of Tonya and her boobs, er, I mean tatas, no I mean, well she says, chi chis. ANYWAY, Marcie says,”Why would producers let her walk in here and be a f***ing walking billboard for every low rent hoothcie place there is?” Well, last time I checked the hamsters’ accommodations was low rent, and heck—something gotta make those commercials and keep people tuned in. Jason is darling, and Gerry is, well he is something alright…my point is…never mind. While I’m on the topic of Tonya, she said that Gerry split his personality to fit people’s interests. Now Tonya, is it me, or didn’t you just pay to make the split of your chi chis a little more obvious to fit people’s interests? Sorry, that wasn’t nice. Considering Lori was voted out this evening, the other hamsters are still behaving like their normal self. Lisa and Eric are playing chess and Gerry is reading the bible. I’m not sure which show ya’ll are watching, but for a minute there I thought I was in the twilight zone. Surely it didn’t last long. Phew! At some point Marcellas, Amy and Roddy where in the HOH room. Roddy doing his best at sucking up to Marcellas. At the same time Marcellas and Amy were bantering Roddy about his girlfriend in the house, which Roddy consequently denied based on the fact that they haven’t kissed yet. Butterbunny makes note that kissing = relationship. Aaaaaaiiiiiieeeee! I guess I have some breaking up to do. Also, does this mean that Amy and Roddy have a relationship since he’s been pecking her for the last three days? Ack! The drama Just like a bloodhound, Chiara sniffs Roddy’s trail and finds him in the HOH room. Her a** might be getting bigger (per her words, not Butterbunny’s!!), but that nose sure is getting its share of exercise. But I digress. What I wanted to mention was that they started talking about Gerry and Roddy said he feels bad about the abuse that Gerry takes from Josh, and doesn’t think it’s a cool thing. Miss Bloodhound cuts in to say that she disagrees, and doesn’t think Gerry is a good person. As our beloved houseguests are getting ready for bed Chiara is in the bathroom with Josh who’s whimpering loudly as she is helping him get ingrown hair out of his chest.
Amy, “That’s the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” Lisa says, “Those you have to wait for til they hit the surface otherwise it’s going to hurt him too much.” Sooo???? Chiara, bring it on, girlfriend—bring it on! Who knew I would all of a sudden take such a liking to Chiara?
Jason thinks Josh should shave again. Josh says he thinks he should NEVER shave again. Chiara tells him not to listen to the virgin. Now Chiara, I just finished saying that I was liking you, don’t be sticking my foot in my mouth already Lisa thinks Josh should put rubbing alcohol on his chest and wait til morning. After watching this, Butterbunny grabs the alcohol, takes a big swig and wipes mouth with sleeve Before going to bed a Marcellas is sharing some of his DR experiences. He says he tells them, “ Please don’t make me go back out there…please…please!” Then he explains how he’s rolling around on the floor and saying, “I’m dying, I’m dying…you’re assisting my suicide!” DR then tells Marcellas to get back in the chair and say, “ Okay, now back to the question, Marcellas.” Butterbunny is rolling over here! I’m signing a petition to have Marcellas’ DR room entries on the live feeds! Friday morning it’s time for the food competition. Everybody gets weighed in, and the game of Architectural Digestion is on. Two teams. Red team: Amy, Lisa, Josh, Roddy and Jason. Blue team: Eric, Tonya, Gerry, Chiara and Danielle. The team that gains most weight eating the huge brownie house in 15 minutes will win food for the week, the other team will be on the ever so famous PB&J diet for 7 days Puking was involved, so I lost my interest as well as breakfast. In short, Josh cheated and red team won. Not necessarily because of Josh, but he ought to be blamed anyway Butterbunny adjusts halo You’re asking how Josh cheated? Well, he put chocolate down his pants to increase his weight. I’m thinking it musta been a nice change for him besides Rosy Palm More strategy talk as day progresses and nomination time gets closer. Marcellas reveals to Danielle that he has no love for Chiara, Lisa or Josh. He believes that Josh is like cancer. Josh, read my lips: You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Josh verbally attacks Gerry and calls him an evil nazi. Gerry later tells Marcellas that Josh just wants to get under his skin. Marcellas tells Gerry to stay strong. He doesn’t think BB did a good psychiatric exam on Josh, and missed how crazy he was. Ya think? Josh relays the same incident to somebody else in the house and says that Gerry should not have let him talk to him the way he did. So it’s really Gerry’s fault for Josh behaving the way he does and saying what he says. Josh, hun—I would never claim that you are a brain surgeon, but you don’t mind if I referred you to one, do you? Seems my peck*r comment about Amy and Roddy is coming back to haunt me. While in the hammock together talking about s e x Roddy loudly exclaims, “ Amy likes c*ck!” This didn’t sit well with the Southerndumbbell. Actually, it didn’t sit well with Butterbunny either. Roddy’s charmometer just dropped a few notches. Roddy could you do something about that please—I need a hero! Jason, Jason, Jason. How could I forget about you?? You’re my lil’ hero—I just wish I got to see and hear more of you. You seem to be wearing your rosy colored glasses when it comes to Chiara, but I sure hope you are smarter than that and playing both her and I for a fool Josh and Tonya get nominated for eviction. Josh says he’s not going to campaign against Tonya. The marked man then goes and makes a PB&J sandwich for Tonya. Ain’t he just so sweet? The alliance of the unholy six are now discussing of who they think might get put in instead if there is a veto. Eric says, “Me, Chiara or Lisa.” Butterbunny thinks big hoseboy might be right there. Chiara and Tonya discuss Jason, and decide they want to make him come stay in their room and get him over on their “side.” They think it’ll be easy. Jason, don’t do it! Don’t do it! But if you do, please play me for a fool and do it ‘cause you’re a smart lil’ boy Well, Phoenix has risen from the flames and is flaming on—you go Marcellas! The game is awwwwwn! I’m just sayin’
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