Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Thursday, September 12, 2002
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Thursday morning starts off with a bang - or rather a heavy knock(er) - with the HGs gossiping about Tonya.
Amy: "I remember how she was complaining about 80 pairs of shoes and how her ex-husband wouldn't give them to her."
Marcellas: "80 pairs of cheap shoes is just that. 80 pairs of cheap shoes."

Now, folks, hold on a minute. Those shoes may have been cheap, but you have to remember they may be the only clothing Tonya owns. A stripper doesn't really wear much else.

Danielle is cleaning and notices something in the bedroom trash can. "Hey, who brought a red condom?" A RED condom? Do you even have to ask?

Marcellas admits that it is his, and he doesn't know why he brought it. Who cares about that? The question is, why have you KEPT it? Look around you, bro.

I do hate to see it go to waste, though. Too bad you didn't put some stars and stripes on it and let mini-Mar wear it to the "We Love America" party.

The HGs begin to get ready for the Live Show. Marcellas applies a hydrating mask presumably so that his face will catch the glimmer and sparkle of the spotlight when he has his Golden moment with the POV.

Turns out he gets more time in the glare than he anticipated. When presented with the opportunity to remove himself from the block, Marcellas nixes it and remains a target for eviction. How do you spell fool? Mar-cel-las. With a double "l" for Loser Loser and a big "M" for "Meathead Model Makes Monstrous Mistake."

Hey, Gerry, remember when you told Marcellas he was smart? You might want to rethink your position.

At any rate, your advice to him to return to school is good. Loser School where he can learn to live with his Loserdom. And where he can take a two-part course: "Vanity, Thy Name is Marcellas, Part I" and "Vanity, Thy Name is Marcellas and Look Where It Got You."

Where it gets him is eviction, after Jason breaks a tie vote: Danielle against Marcellas, Lisa against Amy. Marcie is crushed. Sashay frappe.

The HOH competition is next, and the remaining HGs are asked questions about those left in the house. Danielle wins and does a Happy Dance in the backyard much like the NFL players she is so thankful for.

Lisa apologizes to Jason for making him break the tie. That's all fine and good, but she didn't say one word to Bunny about subjecting her to Hide and Seek all day yesterday. Camouflage should be outlawed in the BB house when there are chameleons about.

The girls comment that Jason is now alone in the house with three women. Hey, dog, FYI - there's a condom in the...oh, never mind.

The HGs miss Marcellas already. So does Bunny. She can always use more fruit.

Bunny's not the only one missing Marcellas. Huck is down right deflated.

You know, Marcellus never wanted to be the "token gay" person on BB3. He considered himself to be just like every other guy in the house - a regular Joe Blow.

Even though a bit of drama has left the house, we still have Amy. She has a lot of weight on her shoulders - trying to keep the juice flowing in these summaries. But Bunny is confident she won't disappoint. (Note to BB: Have you used up the Citrona allowance?)

It's time for the Luxury Competition! (I use the word "luxury" loosely.) There are four cell phones hidden in the house, ready for the HGs to hunt down and confiscate. The first to find one will get to talk to someone from home. I don't think it's fair that Lisa's has a camouflage covering.

Amy wins and is allowed to talk to her mother. Rumours that Amy told her to tell Marcellas "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!" are unfounded.

The week of peanut butter has come to an end, so Jason brings his HOH snacks out to share with the others while they wait for dinner to be delivered. He has only one loaf of bread, but somehow it miraculously turns into a thousand. (Wait 'til he gets a load of what happened to the fish sticks in the freezer!)

Dinner finally arrives and the HGs turn into gluttons, storing food in their cheeks until they know the results of tomorrow's food challenge. They raise their glasses in toast to themselves for making it this far.

They also toasted Marcellas. I think it went something like:
"Here's to you and here's to me
But you got booted from BB3
So to hell with you - and here's to me!"
Okay, maybe I didn't hear anything but with their mouths full of food, who can tell?

Lisa approaches Danielle about tonight's vote.
Lisa: "Are we still okay? I just feel kind of set up with the whole thing with Marcellas. I just wished there was a clarification."
Danielle: "We're fine. It really was his decision and the reasons he gave were valid points. I told Marcellas, 'Don't you do that.' (Liar, liar, pants on fire.) I warned him. (Someone call Eric! Hose her down!)I didn't tell Jason anything. (For sale: one pair of bloomers, burnt to a crisp) A lot of it was pride with the POV."

You are correct, Danielle. But I can't help but think part of the problem was that lava-hot washcloth Marcellas wore on his head yesterday. It doesn't take much to burn brain matter. Never underestimate the power of scalding liquid. Just ask McDonald's.

Danielle goes on to say that she didn't trust Marcellas - that she believes he was the one who gave Roddy information about her plan to oust him. Bunny's color monitor isn't in very good shape so she can't tell whether Benedict Amy Arnold is turning white or not.

Lisa has a Diary Room session and returns to say they may be able to vote out the lizards tomorrow. Now Bunny has something to be thankful for. Besides the NFL, of course.

The HGs get ready for bed and Danielle emerges from the HOH room in.....oh no, it lives! Maybe it's not the same one? Maybe the Original will appear in the BB Smithsonian exhibit along with Bunky's disco attire and Hardy's white shirt?

I feel inspired.

Here's to the clothing of Big Brother 3
Roddy's brown chinos and Gerry's scrawled tees
The do-rags of Dani, the tight tops of Ton
The full-sized blouses Lisa never put on
Lori's barrettes, Josh's blue-checked p.j.s
Jason's flag boxers - oh, long may they wave
Chiara and Eric in workout attire
Filled HGs and viewers alike with desire
Amy as Marilyn, her white dress a-flow
But none can compare to Marcellas's robe

It was white, it was fluffy, it was long like the man
To wear it all day was exactly his plan
The tag inside it said, "Do not remove
Under penalty of law" or we'll give you the boot
He took this to heart - not a moment he squandered
Not even a minute to see it was laundered
He topped off his outfit with anklets and thongs
A big fashion statement gone horribly wrong
But no matter what perils he faced, much like Job
Marcellas coped better with the help of The Robe

Hoppy trails,