MsSilhouette’s Live Feed Summary for Tuesday, July 16, 2002
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MsSilhouette’s Live Feed Summary for Tuesday, July 16, 2002
Mssilhouette | Tuesday, July 23, 2002 - 11:03 am     Well we begin this summary where Monday left off. Sex talk with the Josh Eric Lisa and Charia….um Chiara (I really should get her name right), Today’s lesson from the guys is how to orally pleasure a women and how they like to do it. From what is described apparently they like to do it badly…Well if you aren’t doing it, talk about it. Even Cha Cha is getting tired of talking about sex….What’s that? OMG it’s the first sign of the apocalypse! Run! Back in the clean world, well semi clean, we find Gerry and Roddy (the double consonants boys) discussing happy things like a great virus that could destroy all the wheat in the world if we grew just one strain. Gerry informs of us, that is why we preserve different strains of wheat. Um Gerry, I might be able to accept this as a plausible concept ‘cept for that small part of me that can’t help picturing guys in white lab coats running around supermarkets grabbing all different types of bread. “Did you get the 7-grain?!” Then he draws into silence as a horrible realization comes mind. “Oh…my…god…we forgot the Sourdough!!…We’re doomed!” Roddy says there has to be limiting factors on everything and there will always be more people born into a civilization than can survive. The limiting factors that exist will take care of the overpopulation. Gee Roddy, that’s deep…I think the big limiting factor you’re looking for is…death. All joking aside, this seemed to be an intelligent conversation which in BB3 is a rare and elusive creature that avoids TLC=Tonya, Lisa, Cha Cha, (yeah I snatched that abbreviation from Ice Princess ) it also seems to keep away from Josh and Eric. Roddy gets on a roll and talks about war, disease and famine all while in a hot tub. See I told it was the apocalypse don’t say I didn’t warn you. Further into the midnight hours find the insidious six having another late night bull session about their nefarious plans: Tonya says she gags. Yeah, well us too darlin’. Oh wait this is about oral sex again and here I wasted my thesaurus for nothing. Moving on into the early morning hours, Cha Cha and Rowdy-Roddy are doing a hammock swing while Roddy dreams of how awesome it will be when it’s only two people in the house. Oh I agree, and maybe you’ll get to watch that joy from the live feeds…at home. I’m keeping my fingers crossed! From what I can tell they began discussing Roddy’s past and he makes one of the most stunning statements of BB3 yet: “I’m gonna get the award for the most polite man ever.” Say Rod what color is the sky in your world? Oh yeah your next in line right after Andrew Dice Clay. To prove he’s the most polite man he contemplates trashing is ex girlfriends on the net. WTG Roddy, you’ll beat out the Diceman soon enough. Finally the sun has risen and we find those early rises Lori and Gerry doing the wash and having a chat. Lori starts off the convo with the regretful words of “How ya feeling” Oh Lori, never EVER EVER give a speech maker an opening like that. Gerry feels good and bad. He feels bad because he is mad at Josh’s bullying style of talking behind people’s back and because Josh believes Gerry’s use of the veto to save Marcel was part of a game ploy. Gerry also confesses some racial prejudices he has to deal with. WTG Gerry, the first step is admitting the problem, just try not to be swallowed up by the guilt, it makes you overcompensate. Although I think saving Marcel was the best move ever! Their convo seems to go on forever and they talk about traveling and family...I won’t the waste space by putting any points here. Near noon time we find out that Tonya has been picking her nose in here sleep. Well it sure beats her picking her a$$ while awake. Oh wait, her mouth spews enough crap to be mistaken for….um let me move on. Marcel has a slight case of germophobia as he tells us how he wouldn’t let the maid in to clean the room because she uses the same rag. Gee Marcel and you made the brilliant move of signing up to be on a show with 12 other people, 1 toilet, 1 shower, a community pool, a hottub and Cha Cha (okay that wasn’t nice). Roddy finally sums it all with one line about Marcel’s little phobia: “People lived in huts and caves for thousands of years and humans survived.” He continues, “Like shaking hands is the leading killing of young men in their prime.” You tell em Rod...everyone knows being with a skank can’t be good for your health. But I’m not talking ‘bout you Roddy me boy…no Sirree. (oh that wasn’t nice either…sorry I’m being bad today ) Since the afternoon wouldn’t be complete without him...let’s check in on Josh where he is talking to Roddy about lying. Josh begins by saying “He can’t go on pretending to be nice?” That was pretending?…That was nice? Okay Joshy fess up there’s a 666 on your forehead isn’t there? He continues his rant, “If you come after me, I come after you….If you’re gonna flat out lie to my face and just stab me in my face….I don’t play the game anymore.” Um Joshy, ixnay on the knifeae...BB don’t like to hear about stabbing. Roddy had a Josh translator as he replied in his kind and polite fashion, “I rarely rip somebody in the !#!@#$, unfortunately I have an intense love for people.” Yeah Roddy and all those people you love are you. Once again Rod pitches another bit of prose for the judges of the politest guy in the world contest as he talks about Thelma and Louise, “[The movie] made me want to go home and open up my jugular vein in an bath and watch my blood seep out…” You keep working those judges Rod, you’ll get that award yet! Amy mentions the banners, “Only some serious psycho stalker types do something like that.” Hey those psycho stalker types are your FANS woman…there the ones who kept this game going into this it’s 3rd and possible most heinous incarnation…you should feel honored...okay well at least not so hateful. It seems to be a day of Roddy moments as he talks to Lisa, Chiara and Tanya, he says people who focus on things rather than ideas are monkeys. Hmm, Roddy want a banana? What exactly is being on a reality show for money?…That tain’t about no idea buddy. In another part of the house Danielle is talking about hypothetically killing someone who would hurt her kids. “You mess with my children, that’s it. And I’ll wait, plan it…” Um Dani saying that for the whole net to hear isn’t exactly a good idea! America’s most wanted here you come. In a lighter moment Marcel talks about how the producers should have cast two gay men but since they haven’t he might have to get drastic with a pillow and in a show that shocked a peeking Gerry, he proceeds to hump the cushion while the girls squeal with laughter. Now Marcel, don’t go making Gerry regret his decision. Well as a Faux Bunny I have to report that Rod, Amy, Cha Cha and Mar talked about Hardy! And it wasn’t good. Rod posed the question about what he was like. Apparently Rod has some kinda fixation on the old hunky HG. Amy said she didn’t like him and Marcel said he was snot. Cha Cha said he just worked out all day. But in a saving grace Marcel thought Hardy was hot but Will was not. Hrumph don’t you all know that Bunny will rip you all a new one if you dare speak ill of her dearest Hardy. The Bunny’s wrath is coming my friends, don’t say I did not warm you. Amazingly enough in the evening there’s not much to report on. Everyone is rehashing the racial accusations and what not. Josh goes into his hyper-panic about Marcel not liking him. In a moment we’ve all been waiting for, Chiara informs us that the correct way to pronounce her name is by rolling the r’s. Okay Chiarrrrrra...naw Cha-Cha is easier. Tis far better to be mispronounced than to never be pronounced at all. Roddy is off on another rambling discourse, this time about witchcraft and mysticism hurting the country more than anything by interfering in science and creativity. We also learn that he would punch John Edwards (from Crossing Over) out. Keep it up Roddy I think you’re impressing the judges, that award will be yours in no time. As for interfering in science, maybe if those wacky scientists stop hogging all the bread we could advance. Think of the PB& J man! We find Joshy talking to his kindred sprit…a lizard. While yakking to it as it rested on a pillow Joshy noticed something wrong with its nail. Showing a more caring side for one of his own, he quickly looks for the instructions for the reptiles. Then he shouts a question that spells the doom for the poor pets: “ Do you know how long these guys have been here before us, they told us but I forgot.” Oh you poor lizards! Make a break for it! Go for the panic button, quick! Later on in the night finds TLC (Tonya Lisa and Chiara) having an actual conversation that doesn’t involve sex. Chiara says she believes in psychics and things like that and. She says that Roddy needs his formulas and science but she’s a dreamer. She loved drama and English in school (Wow that explains a lot) She loves hearing Roddy speak, because he’s speaking what he believes. Piecharts and formulas mean nothing to her. Her life is not an equation. Oh Cha Cha sure it is. Wannabe + BB3 exposure = 15 seconds of fame Cha Cha continues her exposition by saying if she wants to believe she’s blind, then she’ll be blind no matter what proof or formulas say to the contrary. She goes on to say she loves dreams and thinkers but not scientists and mathematicians. During all this Gerry and Josh pull up chairs to listen and Roddy joins as well. He says “life is deep” then in an amazing moment of self realization, Cha Cha replies with a chuckle, “Yeah and I just keep staying in the shallow end.” Wow I couldn’t have said it better, so I’ll end it here. Til next time BB fans…. Ms Sil Remember the sourdough…the SOURDOUGH!!! |
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