Ocean Island's Summary for August 24, 2002
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Ocean Island's Summary for August 24, 2002
Ocean_Islands | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:50 am     Ocean Island's Summarized Summary August 24 2002 Ocean note: A few may have briefly noticed recent delays in previously postponed summarizations. Rest assured all summaries will be completed by year end. If not, checks will be refunded and all wounded parties will be returned. Complaints on getting further behind will be duly noted with action postponed, or invoices will be submitted for summaries due. A mysterious party has placed a summary under my door picking up at August 24. Oh well, let’s begin. Well what can we say? A lot has gone on but the game goes on. And it goes on. And it goes on. Am I repeating myself? Funny, I was just thinking about the game. It’s repeating itself, despite the efforts of producers -- those gnome-like knuckleheads behind the scenes -- to make it different this year. Here are some random revelations from Houseguests on Saturday:
Gerry couldn’t sleep and so he went outside and painted a gnome.
Someone told Amy in the diary room that Chiara is a loser. Wow, what big news.
Gerry went to the bathroom.
Gerry used air freshener.
Gerry cleaned his ears. Hey … did you want a summary of the live feeds or not?
Gerry and Amy have been nominated and it’s veto day.
Amy saw a prune at her grandma’s house and thought it was a giant raisin. Since then she has stayed out of the sun to prevent wrinkles. = = = = = Marcellus is becoming such a cat, isn’t he? Catty, that is. One day he’s disgusted with Gerry’s dirtyness, or Josh’s evilness, but can’t he see how Roddy is wrapping this poor little guy around his finger? Pathetic feelings rise towards this creature, like your cat who only likes you when it is being fed – haughty and ignorant. Marcattus practically scratched Sheryl Crow’s hands the other day, saying he was ‘starved’ for affection. He sleeps with someone every night, what’s this guy’s problem? Houseguests had some painting thing to do, who knows what it was and I bet you don’t care. Are we supposed to get excited about the HGs painting garden gnomes? Some producer has a walnut for a brain – if not a gnome-sized head. In fact, I bet the producers look just like gnomes. Hmmm It’s strange how boring it is without Chiara around to hump a chair or something. Well, she must be doing it at home. Lisa and Roddy bet that they will each only eat one doughnut per day, or the other will have to pay $100 at the end of the game. Now Jason and Marcellus bet that they’ll only eat 2 per day. Then if one of them doesn’t eat their share, the other person can without penalty. This just sounds pretty dumb, doesn’t it. They talked a lot about movies they liked and why. Roddy doesn’t like Moulin Rouge because it doesn’t have any new ideas. Hello? Roddy, you don’t have a new ideas yourself. Then Danielle said she hated Scarlett O’Hara. Amy defended Scarlett O’Hara. Are these people walking clichés or what? Lisa and Roddy both agree his stomach is very brown. This seemed very interesting. …. Zzzzzzz. Lisa asked Roddy if he likes big breasts. Roddy replied that that was like asking if you like studio music or live music. Sometimes he likes a live concert and sometimes he likes a studio concert. Safe answer, says Lisa. “Sometimes I like big breasts and sometimes I like small breasts.” For my part I know I always hate boring conversation and I like interesting conversation and this is not it. Did I tell you that this was not interesting? Well it’s the only thing going on. This is what is wrong with modern society. Everything is dumbed down, like I was reading in Details the other day, about why Charles Nelson Reilly is never on late night tv anymore, because he’s not on a tv show and the audience doesn’t want to think. The new starlets can’t even talk anyway, the late night tv host just shows a clip, and then the starlet just talks about her decorations in her trailer dressing room ... oh never mind. Marcellus and Danielle discussed the questionnaires to get on BB3. One question asked which person would you most NOT want to be in the house. Marcellus said he did not want an obese person. Danielle put down that she did not want a racist person. Apparently Marcellus thinks obesity is worse than racism. Fat chance of that! Then they go on to serve up Amy on a nice dish. She’s too young, talks too much, not playing the game well, ok Marcattus, I thought she was your best friend? Gerry got a card from his wife who thanked everybody for the tree. He cried. Amy and Marcellus decided they were the male and female stars of the show. It comes out that Roddy said that putting Roddy on the show was like putting Crocodile Dundee on ‘Survivor’. Now Marcellus feels bad about helping buy Gerry’s wife flowers while trashing him on national tv. That is so like a cat to regret having eaten the mouse! I’ll leave you with some choice exchanges: Marcellus says, “It’s getting ugly out here. (gas) Besides I just had dairy and my stomache bothers me. I'm lactose intolerant.” Gerry replies, “I'm just intolerant.” * * * * * Amy says, “They told me to come out and talk to Marcellus.” Marcellus: “Because they don't want to talk to you anymore.” Amy replies, “No, they don't. They thought you would understand my turmoil. It's dark and scary.” Marcellus agrees. “It's like DollyWorld. It just ain't right.” * * * * * Amy: “You are going to be mean to your kids.” Marcellus replies, “I'm not going to be mean. My nanny is going to be mean!” And that was Saturday August 24 at Big Brother House! |
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