Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, July 17, 2002
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Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 05:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
In the wee hours of Wednesday morning, Eric wants to talk flatulence. He has an important issue that's been weighing on his behind....er, mind - farting on a date. "Is it really that big of a deal?"

Well, Eric, I can't say that it is. I mean, every date that Bunny has had that's been enveloped in a cloud of stink, she has wondered the same thing. She bets you would also be the type of guy who relishes taking a girl to the zoo and visiting the gorilla cage. You know how those monkeys like to throw their own poop at onlookers?

Anyway, in answer to Eric's all-important question, Lisa replies that it doesn't bother her if she knows the person. But Tonya says no way, Jose. She wants you to leave the room and let 'er rip out of nose-shot.

The HGs decide to call it a night and Roddy ends up with Chiara in the same bed. Chiara begins yet another now-so-very-boring "Why-did-you-pick-me-over-Lisa?" conversation with Roddy while Bunny has a "Why-did-BB-pick-Chiara?" conversation with herself.

Chiara wants to know if Roddy would date Lisa outside the house. He replies that he doesn't think Lisa would have the patience to deal with him.

Chiara likes to date funny men. (Then what are you doing in bed with Roddy? Why not go for broke with Josh? He's a real clown.)

Roddy shares that he doesn't like to date "party girls." Chiara says she isn't one. Huh?? Let me repeat that. Chiara says that she is NOT one. (Tupperware party, maybe.)

Chiara would like to pursue a relationship with Roddy outside the house, but she is worried that he prefers Lisa and our Chiara is the jealous type. I don't know about Roddy, but if I were he, I would prefer a lizard to one of those two gems.

Roddy says, "At one point, we will be in an awkward position." Chiara doesn't get it. "I'm on your side and I would never vote you out." He says they can exchange phone numbers.

Roddy tells Chiara that every word they say is transcribed on the internet. She says, "I had no idea." See, that's how it works, Chiara. You say, "I had no idea," and Bunny writes it down.

Roddy points out the reasons he doesn't trust Josh: (1) he said he would take the eviction spot instead of Lori and he didn't; (2) he told Marcellas he supported him but told everyone else to evict him (3) he slept with the producer to get on this show. Okay, maybe not the last one, but how DID he get to be a contestant? Beats me.

Other thoughts from Roddy (after all, he expects me to report them): (1) he likes the way Eric is playing the game; (2) Lori is a goner this week but still thinks she's not; (3) Josh will probably be nominated next; (4) Marcellas is the biggest threat.

Roddy is afraid his brother will snap a shot of his bare bottom and send it to his dad. (Note to Brother of Roddy: Please send a copy to Bunny also, care of Big Brother Fan Club.)

Uh-oh, the conversation turns to the kind of relationship Roddy likes to have with a woman. He's a control freak even to the point of checking his partner's bills and checkbook. "She'll have a pager and when I page her, she'll have four minutes to call me."

"She'll wear what I want her to wear, eat in a restaurant what I want her to eat...." (Note to Brother of Roddy: You can keep the picture.)
Chiara seems fine with the arrangement and says she's never cared about anyone the way she cares about Roddy.

Josh finds Roddy and Chiara still awake and invites them to come outside and join him in the hot tub. He tells them they should "kiss or whatever" because "the 'net people will love it." No, they won't, Josh. They won't care. Not one bit.

The three discuss the game and reiterate that "the six" must stick together. Forgive Bunny for forgetting who "the six" are. She doesn't feel like remembering right now. In fact, she thinks they can't even remember half the time. (Is Gerry in "the six?" Is Amy?)

Josh thinks Gerry will put him up for nomination along with Lisa if Gerry wins the next HOH. (We can only hope.)

As far as who goes this time, Roddy thinks Amy is a bigger threat and needs to be eliminated. Josh likes her and wants Lori to go. Bunny would prefer to keep both Amy AND Lori and send Roddy home to check on his girlfriend's checkbook and Josh home to schedule an appearance on Howard Stern. No, wait, Josh - better wait for Tonya to join you.

Roddy and Josh think the KKK will be waiting for Gerry when he leaves the house after they get wind of his veto speech. I don't know about the KKK, but I bet Lubriderm will offer him a commercial.

Early Thursday morning, the HGs start the voting process between Amy and Lori for the first eviction. (Marcellas was vetoed by Gerry.) Gerry says to Danielle, "You don't look happy, child." Danielle admits that she is upset about having to vote.

I'm feeling a bit sorry for Lori today. She's probably fine outside the house, don't you think? Bubbly, and all. And even though she talks A LOT, at least she will talk. I love Jason to pieces, but will someone please tell him to contribute to a conversation once in awhile? Does he think the microphone around his neck is a piece of Tonya's cheap jewelry?

Today's Tidbits:

(1) Danielle would like to act in a soap opera. So what does she think she's in now???

(2) Roddy thinks Gerry is very bright. So does Bunny. She also thinks Roddy probably did well on school achievement tests. But setting yourself up for humiliation on a reality TV show leaves some doubt as to their ability to give Einstein a run for his money. Or Ben Stein either, for that matter.

(3) Amy and Josh both talk to their mamas every day. That's a good ol' Southern upbringing for you!

(4) Amy met Tom Cruise when he was in Memphis filming "The Firm." Heck, Amy, that ain't nothin'. I met Carrot Top. Big Bunny fan, that guy.

Roddy discusses his reservations about Josh with Eric. He covers the same points he covered with Chiara, but agrees with Eric that they need to keep the alliance intact.

Tonya, Josh, and Chiara are cooking lunch in the kitchen. Tonya talks about dying her hair. I am glad to hear this, because since it's so many different colors I would love to see which one wins out. Probably brass.

Josh says, "I know he's not on the list, but can I nominate Jason?" Maybe for sainthood, Josh, but that's about it if you know what's good for you.

Bunny says, "I know he's not on the list, but can I nominate Josh?"

Roddy kisses Tonya on the neck and says, "Did anyone ever tell you that you have a hot f'ing body?" Hey, Roddy, did anyone ever tell you that you need to take a peek at Tonya's checkbook and make sure she has paid the bill for her plastic surgery?

While doing their laundry, Marcellas tells Amy that the next HOH needs to nominate Josh and "get him out of here." Amy agrees.

Marcellas tells Lori that Josh "is the Anti-Christ. He started it all no matter what he says and now he has to live with the ramifications." Gee, Mar, don't you think it's bad enough that he has to live with that nose?

Marcellas: "When do we find out how the vote went?"
Gerry: "Tomorrow night. We have to wait all day and all night and we're not supposed to talk about it either."
Marcellas: "One of us has to win HOH. Josh has to go. I think they see that they can't trust him."
Gerry: "Depends on if they're playing to win."
Marcellas: "We have to put him up with someone they won't vote out. Can't be Jason. Maybe Lisa."
Gerry: "Yeah, Lisa would be a sacrificial lamb - I think they'd save her."

Baaaaaa.

Gerry says he was trying to explain "Hamlet" to Lori. (Then could you explain it to me?) "It's all about this boy who tries to fix the situation he's in and the more he tries, the more he messes it up." Marcellas says he feels that is what happened to Lori. No, Mar, it was all that cheese Amy put on the grocery list. Cheese plays havoc with the brain of a Wisconsonite. I've seen it happen.

Gerry: "Since this is Reality TV, good doesn't always win." (Unless the public's voting, right, Curtis?)

Amy and Josh agree that Gerry should be the next to go. Amy wants to convince Marcellas. Josh says if he's put up against Lisa, he knows Lisa will stay. "I hope I get put up against Gerry, because everyone wants Gerry gone." Josh, the good news is you don't have bad breath. The bad news is that it's YOU everyone wants gone. Sorry, dude.

Hoppy trails,