Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Friday, July 12, 2002
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Yesterday morning left our man Gerry really missing his TV. Lemme guess. "Star Trek?"

The HGs discover the symbol for "NO" on the plasma screen. They begin to contemplate what it means. I'll be glad to explain. It means NO more playing cards unless you're gossiping about each other; it means NO more talking about body part mutilation (Bunny really, really HATES that!); and it means NO more showers for Eric unless the door is open. Got it?

I heard one of the lizards was missing and I was horrified to see it smashed in the small of Lisa's back. Then I realized that - WHEW! - she hadn't rolled over on it in the bed after all. It's just some sort of freaky tattoo she's got. What is UP with that thing? SHE may never have to look at it back there, but take pity on those of us who do. Get rid of the short t-shirts or invest in a cummerband or something, 'kay?

Great stings and zings from a conversation between Amy and Marcellas:

Marcellas: Please talk to Jason to vote out Lori. I want to stay in.
Amy: I will give it a try. He is naive.
Marcellas: Danielle is a b----. She keeps calling me "girl". I hate that S---! Tonya and those big fat t--s make me sick. She needs to be exterminated out of here. She is the reason women don't get the same pay as men. She sets women back to the dark ages.

Oh, Marcellas, I'm going to miss you, girl.

Amy and Marcellas don't like the way the other HGs are treating Jason. Neither does Bunny. Doesn't being a good guy count for anything anymore? Of course, I'm wondering where in the Bible it says to get thee to a reality TV show and set thyself up to be the target of a bevy of thine "ho"s.

Today's Tidbits:

(1) Josh says the producers approached HIM to be on the show (he lives only five miles from the BB house). First of all - LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! Second of all, I would like to approach Josh myself and ask him to kindly depart the show at his earliest convenience. He can watch it from home.

(2) Josh slaps Chiara's backside.

(3) Josh slaps Lisa's backside.

(4) Josh slaps Lori's backside.

(5) Josh starts to slap Marcellas' backside but thinks better of it.

Bodacious Ta-Ta Alert! Tonya says she didn't bring any brassieres to the house. Here's hoping she at least brought tops with sturdy ties.

Semi-bodacious Ta-Ta Alert! Amy says she photographed her breasts on her father's copy machine at work. Can you say stupid human trick from the 70s?

Tonya decides to shave Josh's chest. Bunny wishes BB would tell each new crew of HGs that they cannot repeat anything from the last two years. No shaving the bodies, no dying the hair, no digging up the garden looking for money. And especially no voting out people that Bunny wants to win.

Jason and Lori say they want to be true to who they are. They want to try very hard not to talk about others during the game. (No, leave that to Bunny.) They don't know what Josh's angle is and they don't trust him.

Marcellas tells Jason that he doesn't like the others to make fun of his sexual orientation nor of Jason's religious beliefs. Josh says it's easier if you just learn to laugh at yourself. I think it's also easier if you know people are taking bets on which of you is most likely to have sex with a girl while you're in the house.

Bodacious Ta-Ta Alert, Part 2 - Tonya tells Lisa that one of her friends entered a snapshot of her breasts in a Nude Photo contest and won First Prize. I hear he used Double D Exposure film.

Roddy is starting to impress Bunny with his intelligence. She is overlooking his obnoxiousness at the moment to commend him for his enlightening conversations with the other HGs and for often being a tad witty. She will even give him a "bunny pat" for sharing his admiration for Jason's pure state.

Roddy does, however, have trouble with the literalness of the Bible. He doesn't believe all those animals could fit into one ark. I don't know, Rod. Look at Santa Claus. He has no problem managing major gift overload in one standard-size sleigh. Noah only had to pack 'em in once. Kris Kringle swings it on an annual basis.

BB clues in the HGs that the NO symbol was a signal for VETO, the new twist in the game. There will be a competition among the HGs and the winner will have the power to veto one of the nominees for eviction. If he/she exercises the power, then the vetoed nominee will be replaced by another and that person will be put up for eviction instead. Oooooh, scary.

Lisa and Tonya talk about their first impressions of each other. Tonya said she thought Lisa was a model and a b--ch. (Hmm..half right.) Lisa thought Tonya was a California valley girl. (Half right again. Tonya isn't from L.A., but she IS from the Vegas valley. Some people might say the gutter, but they would be mean.)

Gerry confides in Danielle that he would like to see Josh's head on the chopping block. I think Gerry is getting BB confused with Survivor. That's the show where they chop off the heads of brainless c---s.

Roddy says he thought the game was about being charming. It is for me, Rod. So keep it up and I'll give you 500 grand at my house when it's over. Bring Hardy from that other game and I'll double your winnings.

Chiara tells Tonya that she is 35 and trapped in a 22-year-old body. I thought she said 22-dollar but I guess I heard wrong.

Thursday evening ends with Chiara trying to seduce Jason, offering him "a free ride on the train to Slutsville." Apparently, Jason would prefer to remain on the other side of the tracks.

Early Friday morning, Eric, Roddy, Josh, Gerry, Lisa, and Chiara confirm their alliance. Many of them are ready to get rid of Gerry, but Josh doesn't think the timing is right.

Lisa tells Josh to stop taking control over the group. She also catches him off guard by letting him know that she overheard Josh telling Gerry that she couldn't be trusted. Josh assures her that he no longer feels that way, but he isn't happy that she and Eric have "hooked up."

Gerry and Lori share a cup of coffee in the kitchen and Gerry gives her his take on Josh. "Josh's immature behavior is what I deal with at work. He doesn't have to rely on fart humor." (Well, okay, but can I?) "I like witty jokes the best, but I'll laugh at fart jokes as much as anybody." (Then have you heard the one about the guy who....oh, never mind, I'll let Josh tell it.)

The HGs go outdoors for the Veto Challenge, which requires shooting ping pong balls into plastic tubes. Gerry wins!

No word on Danielle's BM progress.

Hoppy trails,