Ocean Island's Live Feed Ssummary for Sunday, July 28, 2002
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Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ocean Island's Bunny Summary

July 28 2002

A lot spooning has been going on. I mean with ice cream. For some reason these people cannot feed themselves ice cream, but they have to have it fed to them by the nearest person with a spoon. Hello BB3 managers .... they are regressing to childhood. They've already started talking babytalk, so it's not surprising they're spooning food into each other's mouths now. Soon they will be total infants wetting their pants!

Jason said that one thing amazing about the Big Brother house is that the houseguests are all just big kids that get magical food deliveries and that they sleep till noon. He also said that it's a great thing not knowing what life will bring -- but that they just must enjoy today. Hmmm. How baby-like.

Here are some random revelations from Houseguests on Sunday:

® Chichi said if she had really loved the man she's dating, she wouldn't have come in the house at all.

® Lisa already knows what she is going to name her daughter with Eric: "Olivia". Roddy and Chichi's daugher will be "Ella". Tomorrow the girls have scheduled 'He loves me, he loves me not' with the carrot sticks in the fridge. As an aside, Roddy said their boy's name would be 'Dominick'. Isn't that a character on 'The Sopranos'? If not, it should be.

® Amy told Josh he looked like the devil.

® Roddy is afraid to become friends with Lisa because Chiara might get mad.

® Marcellas says he has been picked up in bars more times than he can count.

® It was learned the houseguest are not allowed to sing. Why don't they just sing songs that don't have a copyright like "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" or "Old MacDonald"?

® Roddy says that women reaching their sexual peak at 40 is f*cking bullshit.

® Josh said old people rattle loose change in their pockets because of the Great Depression.

® Marcellus hates carnations but he likes daisies.

® Certain men took off their shirts and walked around with floppy hats on, causing great consternation among viewers.


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Chichi is going girl crazy. What's girl crazy? That when your girl wakes you up in the middle of the night to ask you some stupid question she already knows the right answer to, that you don't want to answer and can't be truthful if you did. Here's an example:
Do you like Lisa more? Why did you invite me to your bed instead of Lisa? You don't have to talk to Lisa, but I don't care if you do, I'm not trying to control you or anything -- but you don't have anything to talk to her about, do you. Was it weird when I asked you if you were moody today? This game is driving them insane.

Ah love, sweet love. How wonderful, how beautiful. Eric and Lisa are by all accounts in love or else they sure are touching each other up a lot under the covers without a good reason. Ok, erase that, I'm just being a curmudgeon. They're sure to be married by Labor Day according to observers. Their first child is planned and named. Someone mentioned that Lisa looks just like Alannis Morrisette, and Eric looks just like Marky Wahlberg. Their kid is going to love to sing the theme song from the "Planet of the Apes".

Speaking of apes, the lice-picking and zit-popping tribal ape behavior is continuing. Speaking of bugs, spiders came and bit Amy and Danielle. Doctors were called.

The secret is out. Now we know why so many women watch this show and why male viewers are scarce. It's because of all the cuddling and nuzzling going on, but even with all that -- there's no actual sex! Is this a woman's vision of paradise in that house?

Jason read the Bible. Jason made coffee for those who drink coffee. He got batteries. He replaced batteries for those who needed batteries. He gave hugs. He brought Gerry a glass of water. He was a caretaker for Amy when Amy was drunk by remaking her bed, guiding her to it and trying to get her not to say anything she'd regret on national TV. He'll probably be the next houseguest nominated.

Amy made a big play to get one vote instead of it being a unanimous decision to oust her from the house. Everyone was noncommital. Then a spider bit her on the butt at night. It looks like she's a goner.

Marcellus likes the way Roddy carries the water bottle. Boy are they bored. Roddy and Josh went into the bathroom with Eric to keep him company when he took a shower. They are all either very bored or ... oh never mind.

Eric said he won the America's Choice and ordered hot dogs and shrimp for him and Lisa. But in fact it was Marcellus who won and he invited Amy to eat oysters and seafood. Or did Amy invite herself? The uninvited jealous houseguests discussed this with great interest. Yawn.

Gerry sat and sat. Then he worked out on stairs with his shirt off. He was a continuing source of perverse fascination for the houseguests who loved discussing his faults when he was not around. Like whether he stinks, how sweaty he is, whether he washed his hands and if he was going to be voted out, and whether he had gas or poo. Then Roddy made up some author's names on purpose and Gerry said he liked those authors. Isn't that mean?

Then Marcellus and Amy had their dinner and Amy looked stunning in a brilliant red sweater while she ate oysters. Then she drank a lot and was a loose cannon until Jason tried to put her to bed. She escaped. Then she smoked cigars with Roddy in the hot tub and had a mind blowing conversation, apparently, with Roddy, who said it was his best experience so far in the house.

Roddy is having a severe case of Hardy-itis. He keeps repeating that Amy is awesome over and over again -- something about how she has grown. This is the result of their conversation at the hot tub. He says that she’s the first one to admit that she’s let us down so much. "I was proud of her for saying that. I’m genuinely proud of her. You know when they face their demons, you gotta be proud of them." Marcellus's star is down. Watch for him to be evicted from the house when the scales drop from Roddy's eyes and he realizes that Marcellus won America's choice and is the most popular houseguest, and he misjudged Amy. We've seen it all before. Remember, last year? Hardy was in control of everything until he wasn't in control any more. It will sure be interesting when Roddy faces his demons, because I think they are becoming more numerous as the days go by.

And that was Sunday July 28 at Big Brother House!

Ocean_Islands

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 08:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Correction to above:

Speaking of bugs, spiders came and bit Amy and Lisa.