Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Thursday, July 18, 2002
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Sometime Wednesday afternoon, Marcellas makes the suggestion to Amy that she
should make a play for Jason. "I'm not going after anyone," says Amy. "I'm
just here to have fun." But, Aimster, think about it. What COULD be more
fun, eh?

Hammock Time for Lisa and Eric finds them talking about Lori's impending
eviction. They say she is "freaking out and needs to get out of here."
They also say they wouldn't want to be facing the outside after acting the
way Lori has. Maybe it's just me, but I might get a bit whacko myself if I
had no escape from the roomies she's been stuck with.

Lisa asks Marcellas if he's okay with her. He tells her the only person he
has a problem with is Josh. He feels like he is trying to manipulate the
game and that he even told Amy not to try and win the veto because he knew
she would veto Marcellas. Lisa says she didn't know this.

Lisa says that Gerry broke his word to the others, because they had all
agreed that Marcellas was the most negative person in the house and should
be the one to go. She tells Marcellas that Josh initially suggested
Marcellas, but that Gerry fueled the fire (someone call Eric).

Lisa says she's convinced that Gerry was put in the house to make his
speech. I disagree. I think Gerry was put in the house to teach us all a
lesson about washing our hands before we eat. I bet his home is being
bombarded with shipments of Irish Spring as we speak. (Gerry does have a
bit of the leprechaun-ears thing going on.)

Lisa says, "When I heard what Gerry said to Amy, I wanted to cry."
Marcellas doesn't know what she's referring to. Lisa says he told Amy that
he was sorry she was leaving - that she had been played. "We're all gonna
go to Gerry and tell him to knock it off, and we want to go to Josh, too,
'cause he is acting kinda retarded." (Must be the whole open mouth thing
when he's eating.)

Lisa says she nominated Amy but told her she was safe. (Hmm...the same thing
they told Lori?) "Can this week end pleeeeease?" (I'm with ya on that,
Lees. I want a more exciting HOH. I want one who will nominate the people
I don't like instead of the people I do. I want one who doesn't wear white
socks with her bathing suit.)

Tonya, Chiara, and Amy are in the kitchen. Tonya says, "I'm not your normal
mother of five. Do you think I'm, like, your normal mother of five?" Uh.
No. Like, not by a long shot. And I bet if you ask your kids, they'll tell
you you're not normal either.

Tonya continues, "I've always been married and never had a chance to just
hang out." Anybody want to touch that one?

Amy reviews what Gerry said to her with Marcellas. "Don't you feel played
now? It was a hard vote for me. I'll miss you - hate to see you go. Like it
was a done deal." "It was pointless to go there - I don't even understand
why he would do that," says Marcellas. Hey, Mar, why don't you go tattle on
him? Tell BB he was revealing his vote.

Amy says, "Right now, I don't feel like I'm going anywhere - so I'm not
worrying about it." I hope you don't, sistah. You know Tom Cruise.

Roddy and Amy talk about drugs and Amy says, "I used to date a cokehead but
he kept it hid from me." Roddy: "Did you just say 'hid'?" Amy: "Yeah."
Now Rod, weren't you the one who spelled the word "dining" with an extra "n"
on the last luxury challenge? Maybe it wasn't as bad as Chiara's "o-r-r"
for "oar," but the last time I ate in the "dinning room," all the food was
hid from me.

Josh tells Eric and Chiara that he tried to make the lizards urinate on
Gerry's pillow. Now, how would you do that exactly? Force feed fluids?
Run water in the sink?

Josh is worried that his girlfriend will be mad at him when he gets out of
the house. Eric says that CBS won't make any of them look worse than they
really are. You got that one right, E. In fact, they'll have to tone it
waaaay down, if you know what I mean.

Eric says the bedskirts are a fire hazard. (Unlike those cigars, I guess.)
He asks Josh and Lisa if they feel safer having him around. (I don't know,
guy. Can you make webs come out of your fingers?)

Lisa is upset because the hot tub changed the color of her thong from Hunter
Green to Brick Red. Say, why not put one of those lizards in there and see
if he comes out pink? Then try Tonya's green hair.

Eric is worried that they are almost out of vitamins. Why does it not
surprise me that Eric is concerned? I'm glad he's bringing this subject up,
though, because I was just wondering what vitamin could give you a
personality. I know someone who needs to stock up.

At bedtime, Roddy and Chiara are snuggling together. Roddy tells her that
he is uncomfortable with the way people are treating Gerry. "I think he was
just in a rough spot." Oh, there you go picking on Gerry and his dry skin again.

Chiara asks Roddy - oh, no, please, no, don't say it - if he had fun with
the girls. Whew. She included everyone this time, not just Lisa. But she
just had to ask, didn't she? It's part of her nighttime ritual now. The
Jealousy Question and Answer Period.

Roddy takes the bait. "This whole thing is better because you are here."
Chiara: "Really? That is so sweet." What she meant to say was: "Really?
Are you sure it's not better with Lisa around? Or what about Amy? Do you
like her better? Maybe you'd rather be with Marcellas. Do the lizards turn you on?"

Whoops, I spoke too soon. She's not through. "Are you surprised that you
met someone?" Not as surprised as YOU'LL be when he hits the road as soon
as the game is over. But maybe he'll propose first on live TV. That always
goes over big.

Josh points out that Jason is praying. "He's a rock - he does his thing
every night." Cross your fingers that he puts in a good word for you, Josh.
I think the Man Upstairs is the only one who can save you from yourself.
But if God's not interested in that, perhaps He can at least pull a few
strings to get you hooked up with Tonya.

Roddy begins to fidget in bed and tells Chiara he can't sleep. He asks her
to go sleep with Lisa instead. He tells her he didn't want to sleep with
her last night either but didn't want to hurt her feelings. She responds
that she is sensitive because of her last relationship, but that she
wouldn't have been upset if Roddy had asked her to change beds. I hope she
has her pager with her, though - because if Roddy wants her back over there,
she'll only have four minutes to make the switch. And I don't know about
you, but it takes me at least five to wake up.

Early Thursday morning, Lori and Gerry have coffee on the patio. Danielle
later joins them. (Why do old people always get up so early?)

The others drag themselves up at various times and fight for space in the
bathroom. Tonya makes a comment that she always gains weight in her
stomach. Do you suppose that's why she wants her breasts so big? To make
her stomach look smaller? Couldn't she have just worn black?

The HGs go outside to rehearse the HOH competition which will take place on
the live show tonight. Roddy says he thinks he can win.

Chiandra complains that someone has been urinating in the garbage can. Oh,
geez, people, are you not THE grossest bunch of HGs in the history of this
show? Well, I certainly hope the moron that did it remembered to wash his
hands.

Someone must have told Roddy somewhere along the line that he's a stud. He flirts with all the women in the house, and, as you may recall, Chiara is the jealous type. When Roddy tells Amy he wants to make out with her at the door if she's evicted, Chiara tenses up. So do I because I worry that making out with Roddy will be Amy's last memory of the house. The next thing you know, she'll be wearing a pager.

Roddy enters the HOH room to feed Lisa some of his smoothest lines. Then he comes out to the kitchen where he asks Tonya if she will show him her breasts when they go offline. Offline? Does he think BB will give him a signal? "Roddy, we're getting ready to go offline now for the live show. This might be a good time to get Tonya to flash you."

Actually, there won't be any need for a signal. Just TELL her that you're offline and I betcha she'll believe you.

And don't forget the bonus waiting for you when you get out, Roddy. Lots and lots of naked chi chi photos on the internet! Poor Tonya may have knockered...er, knocked....herself out of a Playboy contract. Why buy the milk, you know?

Tonya and Lori start cleaning the kitchen before the live show. Tonya asks Lori if she is nervous. Lori says she's been preparing for it.
Lori's wearing black leather pants and I just wish someone had prepared me for THAT. I personally don't feel that bubbly people should wear leather.

Speaking of appropriate Live Show fashion, Jason is looking hubba-hubba in a blue shirt much to Bunny's liking. Marcellas is still in his bathrobe but what else is new? Eric looks quite Rico Suave, as does Roddy but I'm giving him minimal compliments today since he's trying to trick Tonya. You should never play around with the mentally challenged.

Amy looks sweet but for one thing. Marcellas, did you happen to bring any pink lipstick? Puh-leeze loan it to the Belle. Your reputation as a Fashion Stylist is on the line if you let this poor child pout in cherry red even one more day.

Josh is wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with a photo of his girlfriend. And, yes, she's human. I know you were dying to ask.

Everyone is dressed but Marcellas because he says in fashion shows "you don't put on your first look 30 minutes before the show - you do it 10 minutes before the curtain." And we all know Marcellas will be ready to work it, girl. He'll be all that. Stylin'.

Marcellas is ready just in time for the live show. Lori is evicted by a vote of 5-4. She takes it very well and makes a clueless exit.

The eviction is followed by the HOH competition, a question-and-answer game about rooms in the BB house. Marcellas wins it and is overjoyed.

Roddy warns Josh that Marcellas will probably nominate Josh for eviction. I hope when he does it, he slaps Josh on the hiney. Tag! You're it! Josh tells Roddy that they need to convince Marcellas to nominate Gerry as well.

Chiara joins the duo and the three of them try to figure out who voted to keep Lori. Let me help you, Chiara. It was Gerry, Danielle, Jason, and Josh. Yep, I said Josh.

A few of the HGs want Danielle to hold Ab Class. "Even God took a day off," she says.
Speaking of Jason, he offers to help Lisa with the HOH sheets. Lisa: "You gonna lick them clean?" Jason, please pray for God to bless Lisa with some restraint.

Tonya and Chiara are discussing the vote. Tonya says she is shocked "because Lori went so crazy. She wigged out for a few days." Marcellas wants to know why Danielle voted to keep Lori. "Because she gave her word."

And, frankly, folks, I'm gaining some respect for Josh here. He kept his word, too. I thought he was just Joshin' when he swore on his life and his girlfriend's life and his dog's life and the lives of all mankind. But, by Jove, there he was on live TV keeping his word. Amazing. Bunny might have to switch gears here and give Joshy his props.

Marcellas assures Amy that in his new role of HOH, he would never nominate her. She wants him to nominate Gerry. He is torn since he still feels indebted to Gerry for saving him. Now, Mar, don't go biting the hand what fed ya.

Lisa refuses to get in the hot tub. She says it ate her thong. Is she kidding me? What was there to eat? How does that song go? "You ain't got a thing if the hot tub ate your string...do wop do wop do wop."

Danielle, Roddy, and Chiara discuss the voting outcome. Roddy says he couldn't commit to Lori because he doesn't commit to anything when he's not sure of the outcome. Danielle says when she makes a promise, she keeps her word. All in favor of Danielle for President, say "aye."

Danielle says she can't trust Gerry. She asks if Josh instigated the nomination against Marcellas. Chiara says it was Gerry. (Girl, you better watch it. Your nose is growing. And you don't need any more nose.)

Marcellas tells Roddy that he is really sad that Lori is gone. Roddy: "There was a part of me that wanted to see her go. She was like a hurt animal." Marcellas lets Roddy know that Lori was the one who filled him in on Amy being part of the Original Six. "Even though Amy and I are friends, it took Lori to tell me."

Marcellas says he doesn't like the way Josh treats Gerry in public. "Now Gerry is behaving like a wounded animal." Roddy: "Josh makes me uncomfortable. I told him to cut it out. That's the only thing that bothers me about Josh. He's f'd up, but he's not a bad guy."

Marcellas: "I don't want it to be a foregone conclusion that I'm going to nominate him. But each time he's had the opportunity to do something good, he's chosen to go low. He says he's going to eat all the food --- don't even think that the food is for everyone in the house." Yeah, and when he eats, it's a sideshow at the circus.

Roddy tells Josh that Marcellas hasn't made up his mind. "That should make you happy."

What makes all the HGs happy is the delivery of pizza and beer. Amy takes Jason's brew and Danielle chugs hers. (Bet you never saw Tina Turner chug like that.)

Bunny believes she'll go have some pizza her own self.

Hoppy trails,