Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Friday, September 6, 2002
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Jason is the first one up Friday morning and enters the living room to see a message on the screen: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Of course, this could mean only one thing. BB plans to take away Marcellas' robe.

Speaking of the unexpected, that new hairdo of Jason's threw Bunny for a loop. She is sorry she ever complained about the ball cap.

Today, however, he has returned to his trusty cap and is looking very sporty and Gap-like in a blue long-sleeved tee and gray pants. He patiently plays Solitaire and ponders what the message on the screen could mean. EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED! Hmm...Tonya got her kids back? Chiara became a nun? Oh, I know, I know. Sheryl Crow is expecting Roddy's baby. Nah, that wouldn't surprise anyone. Amy's not a real blonde? Nah, that was discovered the first time she wore the white dress. Hmmm...what could it be?

The other HGs awaken and begin to evaluate the message. Danielle thinks it means they should expect the voting or nomination process to change. She says, "It's scandalous!" which is what she says about everything. She really wants a catch phrase like Monica had last year with "It's on!" but Bunny doesn't like this phrase so she doesn't want Danielle to get it out over the airwaves all that much. Bunny would rather she use the catch phrase "Bunny rules!"

Lisa wonders if BB is going to send someone back into the house. She hopes it's not Gerry because he might be upset about her goodbye speech. Gee, you think?

Amy says, "It better not be Chiara coming back beause I'll climb that wall out back and keep on running." Oooooh, cat fight!

While we're on the subject of Aims, could someone please fill me in on why she has taken to calling Jason "Sugar?" Make that "Shoooo-gah." The only thing worse would be "Punkin'".

Sugar is called to the Diary Room and we get a glimpse of him reading from a paper: "You were told to expect the unexpected. This week is the Golden Veto, the final veto of the game." BB has Jason rehearse the words and then tells him to pretend he's reading it for the first time when he reads it to the other HGs. Don't you just love it when BB forgets to turn off the sound?

Sugar Jay gathers the HGs in the living room to disclose the Power of the Golden Veto. It works the same as it always has, but with the additional aspect of being able to use it to take ONESELF off the block if won by a nominee. (Bunny runs back to the living room to check the sign again to see if it really said EXPECT THE EXPECTED.)

Jason also shares the information that the Veto Meeting will be held on the Live Show and that the votes will be live as well.

Talk turns to Roddy and his demonic powers with Marcellas once again comparing him to David Koresh. "Get the Koolaid and the tennis shoes, I'm ready to go!" Enough with the Koresh comparison, Marci, it's old. Throw another name out there, will ya?

"He was like Jim Jones." There you go. Except Lisa doesn't know who Jim Jones is. The others explain to her that he led a large group of people to mass suicide in the 1970s. Word to Gerry: Get the teachers of America together and ask them to start focusing on our country's recent history so we can cut down on the embarrassment of reality TV contestants who don't know Jack doodoo.

Vilification Alert! If you've gotten tired of the HGs trashing Amy the past few days, you're in luck. They're all over Roddy like white on rice, comparing notes on what he said to whom. Words like "evil" and "devil" and "Satan" keep coming up, but I got tired of typing those yesterday so I'll move on unless I hear a new word for Roddy.

Jason says now that they've "gotten it all out, let's just talk good stuff." They all tell about their favorite moments of hilarity in the house, most of which involved food and beverages. Roddy's beer foaming at the mouth, Marcellas eating chicken livers, Josh and Roddy trying to sneak ice cream when others were on the forced peanut butter diet. Nothing really knee-slapping, but they think so, and that's what matters.

Marcellas and Amy head for Hammock Time and Amy assures Marcellas that she will be okay in spite of how she was manipulated by Roddy. (He didn't ask, but whatever.) Amy says she bought Roddy's lines hook, line, and sinker. (I guess we should have warned her not to go fishing with the guy in the first place.)

Marcellas moves on to more important subjects, like whether or not he will get his own TV show when he gets out. I think you will, Mar. Just think of the money they will save on the clothing budget since the main character lives in a robe and thongs. And if you don't get a show, maybe you can write a book: FROLICKING ISN'T JUST FOR SISSIES.

Amy and Marcellas think the other HGs will try to sue them for all the nasty gossip they've shelled out about all of them. They are hopeful that the contracts they all signed will protect them. Maybe so, but it doesn't protect you from Bunny, and I'm still considering a lawsuit against Josh for subjecting my eyesight to those horrid blue-checked pajamas. I'm still reeling.

The two pals discuss the possibility of going all the way to the end of the game together and walking away with the money. And while Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dee-lusional are making their plans, the others are in the house planning Jason's nominations.

Danielle wants Marcellas nominated (Book 'em, Dano!) and Lisa agrees that he should go up along with Amy. Jason tells them he may put one of them up against Amy or Marcellas "but don't worry, you two are safe."

Never-Make-an-Enemy Danielle says she may throw the Power of Veto (No? Really?) because she can't veto Marcellas. Jason says he may need to nominate her then so she can use it on herself if she wins it. Huh, Dani on the block - what a concept.

BB gives the HGs candle-making equipment and Jason heads for the stove to start melting wax. Apparently, the girls prefer Roddy-bashing to candle-making and go for another round. It's fun to watch Danielle's eyes light up when his name is mentioned. She says he's (1) the Devil, (2) Satan, and (3) truly evil. I only mention this because there's a new word now. It's "truly."

Jason doesn't participate in the redundant trashing of Hell's occupant and continues to make candles even though Amy berates his technique. "Sugar, did you read the instructions before melting the wax? Sugar, keep the wax out of the water. Sugar, could you use that wax to seal my mouth shut?"

Danielle and Lisa inform Jason that Roddy tried to turn people against him. Jason: "I'm shocked that ever happened." Dani: "That's because you are too innocent." Either that, or it's because you changed your hairstyle and left him no choice.

Jason announces that dinner is imminent and everyone is to get dressed in formal attire. Is it too late for Marcellas to sew some sequins on his robe?

The HGs enter the backyard for what BB calls "The Dinner from Hell." Bunny cringes at this because she is tired of all the devil talk. She thinks BB did this on purpose to make Bunny feel like she was in Hell herself, having to type about it in every paragraph.

Or maybe they did it to see Jason come as close to being in Hell as he's ever gonna get.

Hell's host reads the rules of the food competition, which consists of downing vile and disgusting - yet edible - substances. Things like sheep stomach and pig feet. Every HG fails the test, partially because of what was on the plate and partially because BB gave them too much to eat in a short amount of time. And also partially because Marcellas didn't want to get ram guts on his tux.

So it's pb&j for everyone all week, including HOH Jason because the rules say that if everyone loses the competition, the HOH loses as well. Oh, and that doesn't set well with Jay. I'd venture to say the gizzards from Hell's dinner would have set better. He's not a happy camper, as they say.

He proves to the others that HE could have eaten the food by tasting everything on the platters. Of course, he didn't have to eat two tons of pig toes in 30 seconds, so there's room for argument there.

Being in Hell for even just a short amount of time has had an effect on Christ's favorite child because a change has come over him. He is complaining, and he's moping, and he's whining. Yep, you heard me. He's being a brat. I'm sure he'll say the devil made him do it.

After the competition is over and everyone retreats to the kitchen, Danielle tells Amy and Lisa that "Jason will be tough to beat. Everyone will vote for Jason." Say what?? Did your visit to Hell have an effect on you, too? You're trying to turn the tide against a saint? Albeit, right now he's a whiny saint, but still...isn't he YOUR BOY??

Jason apologizes for being so upset about losing the food competition and goes off for a Diary Room session. While he's out of earshot, the others engage in Tonya Bashing. Satan's name didn't come up, but a few words from his vocabulary did. Just short ones like "ho" and some other ones that had to do with Tonya's relationship to money - like "two-bit," "couldn't get change from a penny," and how much you can get from a Playboy photo shoot.

Jason comes back into the room and the talk stops. Just when Bunny was getting some good lessons in money management, too.

Before they head for bed, Amy brings up Roddy one more time. Danielle comments: "He the devil. We had some exorcism up in here. He deserved it. Satan."

That's enough Hell for one day.

Hoppy trails,