Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, July 24, 2002
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Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, July 24, 2002
Bunny | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 10:24 pm     Tuesday afternoon finds Chiara and Tonya conversing on the couch. Tonya: "My boyfriend told me,'When you go in there, those people are not your friends.'" Chiara: "My friends said the same thing." And your friends were right, girls. The people in the house are not your pals. Tonya, your friends are Dr. Julio, Frederick's of Hollywood, and the biggest tipper at the topless bar where you used to work. Chiara, your best friend right now should be the lawyer who is trying to help you beat your drunk driving rap. Show them your love. Germy Gerry is at it again. He takes his wet, sweaty shirt off and throws it in the dryer with Tonya's clean clothes. Ewwwww! Boys and girls, what does Miss Manners say about dryer etiquette? Never mix the stink with the pink. Inside, Roddy confronts Josh about talking behind his back. He wants to know why Josh has been telling people that Roddy can't be trusted. Josh doesn't remember ever saying that. Roddy: "You said it to three people." Josh: "Which three people?" Roddy: "Just let it go." Josh: "I want to know which people you're talking about so I can figure out the vote." Roddy: "You'll be fine tomorrow. Jason is saving your a**." Roddy tells Josh that he worked hard on Jason to swing him to Josh's side, and he wonders why he should be aligning with Josh if Josh doesn't think he can be trusted. Josh: "You're the only one I do trust!" Last evening, Chiara made statements about wanting to be "a swinger" when she gets married. She asks Danielle if her outlook bothered her. Danielle says she won't judge, but surely she was wondering if Chiara has seen too many Austin Powers movies. Let's swing! Yeah, baby, yeah! Tonya enters the room and tells a story about being in a music video, dancing in a - what else? - bikini. I hope the girl owns stock in nylon and spandex. Josh is letting Chiara know that he's angry about not having her vote. He tells her the coffee she made is awful. Roddy doesn't defend her coffee and this upsets Chiara. Maybe it just needed cream - a no-can-do situation since it was all used up in the shower. Josh attempts to win Chiara back over to his side. He says they will hang out when they get out of the house. Chiara: "Josh, why are coming to me? Out of all the f---ing people in the house?" Josh: "You're not the only one." Boy, can you say that again! He's everywhere you look - in every scene, in every room, on every camera. He's like the Forrest Gump of BB3. Josh tells Chiara that he thinks Amy will nominate her if she gets HOH. Chiara: "Why would she do that?" Josh: "Because of the Roddy thing." Josh wants Chiara to know that his relationship with Amy has nothing to do with her. Danielle and Jason are playing cards when Danielle warns Jason that he should watch his back. "You're a big threat to the guys because you don't have an alliance with anyone." (You're also a big threat because you have the adoration of girls and bunnies everywhere, not to mention the support of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.) Roddy is coaching Chiara on how to vote. "If Danielle and Josh go up against each other next week, how do you vote?" Chiara: "I vote Danielle." Roddy: "You vote to keep Josh." Cue Tammy Wynette. "Stand by your man, when he pretends to love you, and when he says he loves you, you'll vote the way he tells you...." So much for KiKi being about "girl power." But Bunny WILL acknowledge that Keek has mucho "hurl power" right now, because Bun's gagging that she won't support Tonya. Whatever happened to "shower power?" I always thought those who sprayed together, stayed together. Amy is cooking dinner tonight. Twice-baked potatoes. That's kind of how Bunny feels about some of the HGs. They're not only baked, they're twice-baked. So Aims is playing at being Betty Crocker and decides to open a bottle of wine to take the drudgery out of scooping potato pulp. Sip 'n' stir, sip 'n' stir. Some of the HGs are taking note of how much she is drinking, and before you know it, Tonya snaps at Amy that she might need to join Alcoholics Anonymous. Of course, we know Amy would not be an anonymous alcoholic, because we've all seen her get tanked on TV. Anyway, Amy says she doesn't do this at home and heads outside - followed by Tonya, who screams something like, "Don't f*** with me!" or "Don't f***ing talk about me!" or something with the word "f***" in it. Whatever, it wasn't very ladylike. And Amy says, "I didn't say anything!" Well, she did say, "Emergency Diary Room! "Emergency Diary Room!" or "Beam me up, Scotty!" or something to that effect, but she didn't include Tonya's name in her request for rescue. Anyway, Marcellas jumps to Amy's defense and shows us his Black Knight in Shining Terrycloth side. He wants Tonya to apologize to his girl. Tonya and Amy get things squared away with apologies all around and then they hug. Awwwww! Tonya is called to the Diary Room and then gives a recap of what she told them. "I see Amy barter for alcohol...Outside of here I don't know what she's like - I'm sure she's a really nice girl...In the house she drinks more than anybody." Remember, Tonya, where she comes from, there's a moonshine still in everyone's backyard. I'm sure Amy's is monogrammed, but I bet it's there. Lisa and Roddy have dish duty, and Lisa speaks of her profound discovery. "I can judge people in here with my heart and my beliefs. I'm really, really happy about that. I got a cat from a customer at work and I believe my relationship with my cat has helped me with this game." It's amazing how far a gal can get if she uses her p----. Tonya talks to Gerry about whether her outburst may have turned the tables in Josh's favor. Gerry tells her she can't worry about it. She says if she gets evicted, she'll be having sex and eating sushi before everyone else. (Knowing Tonya, it will be at the same time.) Gerry says he will hate it if she goes because "I hate to see all the mature people leave." That's Gerry-speak for "aging sex kitten." Where's Waldo Update: Eric and Roddy are playing chess when Josh appears out of nowhere. Roddy tells him he's looking "mopey." I could have sworn he said "dopey," but sometimes I hear things. Josh walks away without comment (soon to appear in another scene near you). Danielle, Marcellas, and Amy are discussing Tonya's tantrum. Danielle says, "That woman is just plain mean and nasty!" Amy: "I didn't know what was going on!" Marcellas: "Girl, it's time for you to go home, get your kids, and get your boobs fixed up. I think your brain is leaking out along with the silicone in your boobs." When BB3 comes out with its toy line, I bet the Marcellas doll, dressed in a robe, will talk nonstop when you pull the string and you'll have to bang it against the wall to get it to shut up. Ta Ta Tonya will come dressed in a pink fuzzy sweater mixed with Gerry's sweat and you'll be able to grow the black roots on her head by pushing a button on her back. You can't push a button on her front..well, for obvious reasons. Pull her string and you might hear her say, "I'm smart. I sell jewelry!" or "Paging Dr. Julio!" or "Don't f*** with me, Amy!" or maybe even "Save water! Shower with a buddy!" Amy ponders the whole situation out in the hammock, and Roddy arrives to comfort. "Are you okay?" Amy: "I'm used to this. This kind of thing happens to me all the time." Enter Waldo. He's almost giddy with the anticipation that Tonya may have cooked her goose. Twice-baked. Eric wants to set up paper cups and roll melons at them - makeshift bowling. The winner gets a free Sprint cell phone. Just kidding. Not about the bowling though. Jason asks Danielle if she knows "who's in partnership with each other. Roddy is trying to figure out where I am. He thinks he has Kiki in his corner." Danielle: "Don't be too sure." Jason: "But if Tonya stays, the girls are so strong." Danielle: "No, they're not." I don't know about you, but I'm excited that Jason is beginning to talk strategy. I just thought he planned on praying himself to the top. Jason: "If Roddy goes up, I would vote him out. He's a threat." Danielle: "His list is Tonya, Gerry, Marcellas, then you and me." Jason: "Their relationship stuff is going to hurt them in the game." Jason says his pet peeve is farting. Maybe God didn't give a poot. On Wednesday morning, Tonya and Gerry talk about the preceding evening's events. Tonya says, "The Amy thing is over. She's a nice person, but a little insecure." Gerry: "She's used to getting her own way." Today is Voting Day and Waldo is looking pale. After Bunny saw Josh cry on TV, she realized that there were many sides to Josh and wants him to stay in the game and entertain her. But then, she also wants Tonya to stay in the game because even though there aren't too many sides to her personality, there are many fronts. Marcellas is not happy about giving up his reign as HOH tomorrow. He says he will miss his keys. Oh, Marcie, we know it's all about the robe. Give Bunny your address and she'll make sure you get your very own when BB3 concludes. Speaking of future HOHs, Bunny has heard that if Chiara gets the honor, BB is changing the meaning of HOH from "Head of Household" to "Ho of Hollywood." Just so you know, I'm sure it was Marcellas' idea. Marcellas wants assurance from Tonya that if he has to cast a tie-breaker vote - and saves her - she'll protect him in the future. "And Amy." Tonya makes the deal. Lisa talks about getting another tattoo, but can't find a body part to put it on. She asks Eric if he ever considered a tattoo. Eric says, "Yeah, I was going to get Odie from Garfield. And I thought about getting a firehose on my back. But now I'm thinking maybe flames, something cool like that. It has to be really, really cool." Eric, think it through, son, think it through. Odie not good. Firehose not good. Flames especially not good because - well, I hate to break it to you, but you may not be bunking with the boys in the firehouse when you get out. Chief's a bit miffed, you know what I'm sayin'? Lisa says she has something stuck in her buttcheeks and asks Eric if he will get it. He replies, "No, thanks." All of male America just slapped their foreheads in amazement. Amy wants to know if anyone has ever seen Gerry take a shower. (I did, Aims, and I'm still not over it.) And she wants to know if Roddy has any other pants because he wears the same ones every day. (Who cares? I saw him out of them and I'm still not over that, either.) The HGs practice for the competition tomorrow, then spend time in the yard exercising. Roddy tells Amy that they need to start flirting again. Amy: "I hear ya." Pan to Chiara and cue music from "Jaws." Hoppy trails,
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