Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Sunday, July 21, 2002
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Sunday, July 21, 2002 - 06:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sunday morning finds Amy telling Gerry that she has a new approach today. She plans on being nice to everyone. Guess she had a lesson from Jason on "forgive and forget." Or maybe that was Emily Post rather than Jesus. Anyway, we'll see how long she can keep this up. I hope not long, because Bunny will miss the gossip.

No word this morning on Tonya's leak. At last peek, she didn't plan to make an exit. Bunny doesn't know what that fluid is, but I bet the boys think it's boob-a-licious.

Gerry and Marcellas are awake and conversing outside. Gerry is fully dressed and ready for his day. Marcie, on the other hand, is ever-resplendent in his HOH robe. Does he EVER get dressed? What's going to happen when he loses HOH and the robe goes? He can't steal it - it's not a hotel room.

Ger and Mar dish about Miss Amy a bit. She's too all up in Roddy and she's too into Chiara not being all that and she just needs to stay away from Roddy and call her good friend Marcellas to get her out of harm's way. "Harm" being Chiara, I guess.

Marcellas assures Gerry that he is safe from being nominated if Danielle exercises her veto. He will choose someone from the Original Six if he's forced to substitute an alternate. I'm glad to hear this because I haven't heard enough about the orbits of the planets or the patterns of weather or how Hamlet is the greatest play in the history of the the-a-tuh.

Mar says he's not going to the talent show the the HGS are scheduled to have tonight. He wants some "precious Marcellas time" in the HOH room. Bunny doesn't see any point in attending the talent show either if Marcellas isn't going to be in it.

Marcellas says he's tired of every conversation in the house being about sex. I know what you mean, Marcie. I wish someone would talk about cheese. Oh, wait, I mean, I wish someone would talk about vitamins and pull-up bars. Oh, wait, I mean, I wish someone would talk about burning Josh's blue-checked pajama bottoms. There, that's it. Someone talk about that.

Speaking of burning, would someone please give Eric a pack of matches to assist with his flatulence problem? I understand firemen shouldn't play with matches, but he could use the footage in a Public Service announcement called "Poot 'n' Poof." Eric being the Pooter, and Smokey the Bear being the one who lights the match and goes "Poof!" Using Marcellas in this spot would be an inappropriate play on words.

Gerry and Marcellas are discussing Danielle's newfound Veto power. Marcellas says he will encourage her not to veto Josh. He thinks if she vetoes Tonya, that Josh will still go out no matter which HG goes up against him. Uh-oh, Marcie. Haven't you been privy to the Release Gerry to the Cosmos conspiracy?

Mar says he admired Lori's refusal to be filmed sleeping in a bed with any male in the house because of what her children might think. Not an issue for our Tonya. Marcellas: "Did she not see 'Boogie Nights?'" Good one, Mar.

Marcellas says he doesn't understand why she is in the house doing the things she's doing unless she wants to be a porn star. Or maybe a spokesperson for peanut butter. Choosey mothers choose Jif.

Gerry leaves the patio and Danielle joins Marcellas. Mar asks Danielle not to veto Tonya or Josh. "I cannot put Gerry up. He has promised not to come after me, not to come after you, and not to come after Amy. And those are the people I care about. If Josh went and Gerry stayed, he would go after us." Danielle says, "I will leave things as they are."

Mar: "I don't trust Gerry, but I don't trust Josh more. Gerry will have to take care of Gerry next week. This week I want to focus on Josh. It would be interesting to see how it goes if it were Josh vs. Gerry, but..."

There's morning activity in one of the bedrooms. KiKi is sharing her dream. "Kiki" is Chiara's nickname. She couldn't use "Chi Chi" because that name has already been snagged by Tonya's dynamic duo, Chi 1 and Chi 2.

Anyway, Chiara a.k.a. KiKi-should-be-ChiChi had a dream that she was dancing with Janet Jackson on stage. Miss Jackson, if you're nasty.

Lisa says she was up all night listening to Eric talk in his sleep. Hey, did he say anything about Bunny? Or was it mainly about mus-kles and vitamins and firehoses and those big ol' boots he gets to wear?

Jason is doing impressions. He's quite good, you know. His Kasey Kasem dedications are just the best. I'm not sure what he can do with that talent on the outside, but it might buy him some points in the talent show today. I hope he does a BB3 dedication. "She's a mother of five who loves to coat herself in shaving cream and peanut butter. He's a gay fashion stylist who made terrycloth robes the latest fad. Let's hear Elvis Presley's 'Young and Beautiful' just for them. Well, at least for Marcellas."

Amy finally took Bunny's advice and chucked the ruby red lip polish. She's in a nice toned-down pink with brown undertones and it looks simply luscious. In fact, her makeup today is freakin' flawless. But, honeys, she's chosen to go the Rasta Man route with the hair. Hey, Amy Mon, nobody likes Jar Jar Binks.

Amy says she is so in love with Steve McQueen. Marcellas thought she said Steve the queen and was green with envy for a moment.

Speaking of shades of chartreuse, Tonya's hair is being featured in a new Dr. Seuss book. Green Deadends and Ham. Profits are going to an organization that Marcellas belongs to where one may go in search of one's black roots.

Amy thinks BB3 will win an Emmy award. That would be cool for Tonya. She could add it to her two Golden Globes.

The HGs are ready to see the answer to the America's Choice question: Which game would you like to see the House Guests compete in? Human Bowling, Gladiator Jousting, Big Boxing? I heard the next question we get to vote on will be: If Tonya's slow leak leads to complete deflation, whom do you think should be the one to blow her back up?

The answer this time, however, is Human Bowling. Dang it, if I had just invested .99, maybe I would have had my wish to see the guys in gladiator get-up. Joust me, baby! (Don't make fun of my dream. It beats the heck out of Janet Jackson.)

Eric isn't too pleased about becoming a human bowling ball. I don't know why. As a firefighter, shouldn't he be advocating how to Stop, Drop, and Roll?

The HGs are now the proud owners of a brand new treadmill, thanks to Danielle, the winner of the Luxury Challenge. Perfect for the lab rats that they are, wouldn't you say? Next best thing to a wheel.

Amy heads for the HOH room to pout. It seems that Chiara is upset with her because she talked about Roddy in the Diary Room. Amy is a-fixin' to lose her blonde moppet top - now minus the "Hey, Mon" braids - because "I can't stand needy people. Needy people are weak, and I hate weak people. I'm not needy like that. The only think I'm needy about is lipstick." And a beautiful shade it is, too. Kudos from Bunny on today's selection.

Gerry has been lying on the HOH bed with Amy giving her moral support. They are forming a bond to get rid of Chiara the Needy Ho. Alliances make strange bedfellows, don't they? Just yesterday Amy wanted to get rid of Gerry the Germy Nazi. Her enemies may change, but her love of lipstick never wavers.

Marcellas says he has a crush on Rick Moranis. Isn't that the guy who starred as Seymour in "Little Shop of Horrors?" Maybe it was the testicles on that Venus flytrap that Marcellas liked so much. I mean tentacles. And don't forget his other big hit, "Honey, I Shrunk the Number of Oddballs Out on the Street When I Entered This House."

It's time for Bunny to shrink out of her chair.

Hoppy trails,