Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Saturday, September 14, 2002
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The HGs wake up to a message on the plasma screen in the living room: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED.

Oh, no, not that again. What is it this time? Josh has a soul? Eric bought stock in Sprint? The lizards are staying? Oh, I know, I know! Amy's mother bought a new hammock for the trailer.

Jason tells Danielle that when Marcellas decided against using the Golden Veto, he kept saying to himself, "You should've used the veto. You should've used the veto." Bunny was talking to herself, too, but it was more along the lines of "Who siphoned the gas from your think tank?"

Word to Marcellas: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. It worked for the Scarecrow.

Jason says that he said, "You should've used the veto" so many times to himself that when he was called on to cast his vote live, he said it out loud and was momentarily shocked. Bunny knows the feeling because she was momentarily shocked when Lisa lost the grip on her pants during yesterday's Sponge Bob race. For some reason, it really cracked me up. And I saw it as a major opening in the competition as well, because normally Lisa isn't one to reveal herself. This time we were able to read between the lines.

While Amy and Lisa are still asleep, Jason and Danielle talk about how they kept their alliance a secret from the others. "I even kept it a secret from Roddy," Jason says. Yes, but worse than that, you kept a towel over the shower door all season.

He tells Danielle that he would have evicted Amy over Marcellas if Marcie had not said he considered Jason a threat. Danielle tells Jason that Marcellas said he could beat him, and that she warned him not to approach Jason about the vote "but he wouldn't listen." Which, of course, is hard to do when your ears are covered with a washcloth and you're making kissing noises at yourself in the mirror.

Jason and Danielle discuss a technique that Roddy says he uses to make people like him more. "He would be cold at first and distant to people, then on the second meeting, he would be overly attentive," says Jason. "He forgot he told me, then used it on me!" Yeah, that's the technique he used on you, Jay. But he won Marcellas over by just wiggling his butt.

BB tells the HGs to change into beach attire for the next challenge. Jason dons cherry red shorts and a white shirt with cherry red sleeves. All he needs is some of Amy's cherry red lipstick and Marcie's cherry red condom to accessorize.

The contest consists of riding a mounted motorized surfboard (much like one of those mechanical bulls) - the two who ride longest will be able to leave the house and take a boat cruise.

Amy and Jason win in spite of the fact it's Lisa's turn to score. I don't know about you - and I'm not saying this has a single thing to do with it - but the last time I wore long brown pants to the beach, I didn't have much luck surfing either. You can't say BB didn't give you fashion advice before the competition, Lisa, although I'm sure "beachwear" means different things to different people. Heaven forbid I should criticize one's decision to start a corduroy trend on Oahu.

Danielle, also in long pants for the competition and also a loser in same, adds to the perplexing scenario. Poor BB. They aimed at staging a "Baywatch" episode but got "Amish Gidget" instead.

Dani says, "Looks like the Yankees are staying home and the Southerners are going on a cruise."
Why are you so surprised, Danielle? Everyone knows how competitive people can get south of the Mason-Dixon line. They've spent their lives at tractor pulls and rooster fights. Not to mention all the supper squabbles they've had with Ma and Pa and thirteen brothers and sisters over what's left of the chicken fried steak and white gravy.

BB gives the HGs a new shark to replace Huck. Bunny can't believe how insensitive BB is to think they can just substitute a new pet for the one that died. Anyway, his name is Finn and Bunny gets it but wonders why they didn't just go with Injun Joe?

Danielle seems upset after the contest, and Lisa asks her, "Are you okay? You don't seem the same." Dani replies, "It's because it's coming to an end and I'm apprehensive and a little nervous. It's sad." What she really meant was, "Ain't y'all tired of Amy winning every dang thang?"

Looks like Bunny spoke too soon, because Danielle soon has something to say to Lisa about Amy's good luck streak: "Just as well for her to get what she can, while she can." Danielle, Danielle, Danielle - you're not being nice. Amy won fair and square because she wasn't dressed like she was surfing in Alaska. And as far as I'm concerned, it's been a long time since Amy's been able to keep her balance, and we should applaud her success.

Lisa is worried that Jason and Amy will form a bond on the boat and come back allied against Lisa and Danielle. Danielle tells her it's impossible because Jason gave his word, and they've had an alliance all along. Lisa is surprised they have been able to keep it hidden.

But who cares about that? The real story here is that Lisa wants a baby. That's right - you heard me. Lisa whispers into her mike: "I want a baby." Just for no reason at all - like it just occurred to her and she wanted to record it in case she forgot. "Memo to secretary: I want a baby." Who knows what prompted this outburst? Maybe just the memory of seeing Gerry in a diaper.

The HGs gather in the living room for the revealing of America's Choice this week. The winner will get to chat on the internet. Danielle says she doesn't want to win it because she doesn't want to talk to people she doesn't know. Bunny is puzzled at her attitude and wonders if it slipped Dani's mind that she is on a TV show and the way that works is this: People now know YOU and they recognize you and want to talk to you and say things like, "Girl, why did you turn on a brother?" and "I hope you rot in Hell for calling Roddy the Devil!" and "Pardon me, but what were you thinking when you decided to surf in long pants?"

You just can't hide your bad Tina Turner self from these folks, Danielle - they're in the airport, they're at football games (yeah, you heard me), they're in Burger King, and they're on the internet. Now, say "hi" to Bunny and deal with it.

Amy wants to wear her white Marilyn Monroe dress tomorrow on the cruise. Danielle warns her not to drink too much. You can't tell me that Miss Marilyn won't saunter up to the bar the minute the captain sets sail. Shades of "Some Like a Shot." Or maybe "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend But Especially If You Have to Slam Down a Vodka Shooter to Get to One in the Bottom of a Glass." Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?

At dinner, the HGs eat leftover barbecue from the night before. Amy considers herself the expert on pork cuisine and tears into the ribs, lapping up the sauce and licking her fingers. For some reason, Barney Rubble springs to mind.

Lisa says she hopes Eric isn't mad at her for not voting him back in the house. No, Lisa, he's not mad about that. He's just upset that you didn't keep the paddle.

Lisa also says that Chiara put the deck of cards in Roddy's pocket when he was up for eviction so that if he left the house, the HGs would have no longer been able to play cards. Bunny knows the live feed watchers are sorry this plan failed, but it all seemed to work out for Huck. Or haven't you heard? Turns out Huck is alive and well after being spotted at the Baccarat table at the MGM Grand. Yeah, High Roller Huckleberry, they call him now.

The gals think Jason will win the America's Choice chat and Bunny's tail perks up at the thought of being able to type "Nothin' you can do cuz I'm stuck like glue to MyJasonGuy. No one in the world can make my fur curl like MyJasonGuy. He may just be a BB star, but when it comes to being happy - we are. Not a man today who can take me away from Jason Guy." Except for maybe Sponge Bob. That whole competition thing got me to thinking about how handy HE would be around the house.

Anyway, I better start practicing. It's hard to type with clammy paws.

Hoppy trails,