Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Monday, August 5, 2002
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Monday, August 05, 2002 - 10:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry is first up this morning, as usual, but now he begins his day in the HOH robe. The HOH robe accented with his standard black tubes, but at least we don't have to read his shirt and thank a teacher today.

Eric turns over in bed and says "hi" in his sleep. I guess if the word got him to third base with Lisa, he thinks it might work a little magic in Dreamland.

Gerry exercises on the house's machine, then washes his sweat shirt. Yep, I saw him do it. Clean as a whistle before it's thrown into the dryer.

BB wakes up the other HGs and lets them know that the veto meeting will take place in one hour. Marcellas threatens to attend in his robe, but no one blinks an eye. Does anyone else find it ironic that he's a fashion stylist yet he never wants to put on clothing?

Gerry tells Marcellas that he finds it interesting that Eric and Lisa want Josh out now but didn't get him evicted when they had a chance. O wise grasshopper, you speak the truth.

Chiara asked Roddy last night if he really liked her. He said he really, really liked her. She wanted to know if he really, really, REALLY liked her because she needs three "reallys" to feel assured and he said he really, really, REALLY did. Bunny asked Roddy if he was really, really tired of Chiara's need for constant attention, and he answered that he was really, really, REALLY tired of it. Notice that Bunny didn't even ask for that third "really."

Chiara asks Jason if she should use the veto. He doesn't answer. She wonders if she should save Eric. She is afraid if she does, Gerry will put up Jason in Eric's place. She isn't going to save Lisa because she doesn't trust the girls. She feels better putting her faith in the men. For those of you who have wondered if Chiara is really, really dumb, this should prove to you that she is not. No, she's really, really, REALLY dumb.

Bunny's just kidding. No one playing the game is dumb. They're just doing dumb things, as Mom used to say.

Chiara asks Jason if he would vote for her to stay if she and Josh were ever put up against each other. Jason won't commit. I'm sure it's just because he didn't hear her. His mind is wandering to the image of Josh's new goatee. Josh has shaved his whiskers into something that Bunny can't quite make out, but it appears to be a pair of clogs.

Danielle and Marcellas talk about who should go next. Dani says, "Roddy." Marcellas says, "Josh." Bunny says, "The lizards." Which, of course, could happen if Eric gets evicted. He's the only thing standing between them and a purse handle.

Danielle says Roddy is too dangerous to keep around another week. Danger, danger, Will Robinson! A red flag has appeared around pompous Einstein-type HG! Abort! Abort!

Roddy is next to corner Jason about his vote. He wants Jason's support in keeping Eric in the house. Jason says he was going to vote in Lisa's favor to oblige Chiara, but now she doesn't want Lisa to stay. You know, she said she feels closer to Eric because he's from her home state. Bunny's not kidding. She really said that.

So now Jason will vote to keep Eric, he says. Roddy tells Jason he trusts him more than anyone. Jason says he knows this is just a game and if Roddy nominates Jason down the line, he will not take it personally. Bunny will, of course, but not Jason.

The HGs come together for the meeting. Chiara, not surprisingly, passes on using the veto. I think I saw little flames in Lisa's eyes at the announcement, but Eric quickly extinguished them.

Jason tells Roddy that there are people on the internet who write down everything the HGs say. You are quite correct, Jase. They also write down when you bite your fingernails, or when they discover one of your roomies has a bald spot from a certain angle.

Chiara calls Lisa a bad name to Roddy. It's a really, really, REALLY ugly name and Bunny doesn't want to type it. She'll play "Charades," though. Four letters, first letter "c," and the clue is: "Not one of Marcellas' favorite things."

Lisa finds Chiara to tell her she isn't upset about Chiara not using the veto to save her. Notice that Bunny didn't let on to Lisa that Chiara isn't playing nice.

We switch now to Danielle, who is waxing her armpits. Uh huh, that's right. She melted some wax or some crayons or something and she's using it to get the hair out from under her arms. Bunny isn't surprised; she's always known there's more than one way to skin a rabbit.

The camera zooms in on Roddy, reading his Bible in the bedroom. I wonder if it says anything in there about ye who expose others to psychological game play shall have thine bald spot exposed in return.

Gerry tells Jason that Eric is going home this week and Lisa the next. Jason ponders this information as he runs laps around the basketball court. Round and round and round he goes, who gets his vote? Nobody knows.

Roddy tells Chiara that Lisa is mad at her for not using the veto and "she's coming after you." Chiara runs to Danielle with the news, but Dani says she doesn't believe it. I don't know if Lisa is ready to pounce on you or not, Chiara, but if you just stop in the middle of the pounding and say "Hi!" - well, you may get off the hook.

Lisa volunteers to cook dinner for those who can eat. She begins to marinate steak when Danielle joins her in the kitchen to coach her through the recipe. Lisa says, "It's been a long time since I handled a piece of meat."

First of all, Lisa, something's been going on under those covers every night and I think some sort of tube steak is involved. Second of all, if you were referring to Eric in your comment, I am insulted that you would reduce him to a piece of meat.

Reduced to a meatball, Josh offers to assist with the grilling as he did last night. This warms Bunny's heart because you know how fond she can be of men who cook. Besides, conversation always "sizzles" when Josh comes around, even if he does leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Eric comes in to assist Lisa with dinner and begins to slice a melon, then offers a piece to Marcellas. Marcellas, as always, is salivating at the sight of a fruit.

Lisa to Eric: "I bet the people behind the scenes are sweating this out because...I'm not saying we are better than them, but I don't think they want us to leave the show yet." Wanna bet? They already have Eric signed for a new Broadway show - "Lizard Love: the Musical."

Two flashes in the camera pan - one of Roddy as he's undressing and another of Marcellas (yes, Marcellas!) as he pulls open his robe. Roddy I'm used to by now. But Marcie showing his thang while in those little white booties - well, let's just say it was Bunny's Chuckle of the Day. Not that what he showed me was anything to laugh at.

Marcellas isn't through. Nope, he takes a page from BB2 and decides to go for Nekkid Hot Tub. Bunny sings, "I see your hiney, it's black and shiny, it makes me giggle, to see it wiggle." Second verse: "You shake your body, in front of Roddy, who's not excited, so he won't bite it."

I guess all of Roddy's psycho-babble freed Marcellas to bare himself, to reveal himself to others, to share himself with those he hangs out with.

Roddy teases poor Marcie by "almost" taking off his own pants, and now Marcie just wants to shrivel up and die. No naked Roddy, so Marcie gives up hope after a bit and clothes himself in a t-shirt and towel. Too bad his robe isn't as handy as the zoom button will be when his willie appears on the internet.

Chiara says she would pose for Playboy for five figures. 49.995? Her body is a beautiful thing and some guy in high school thought she had a beautiful face and he drew all these beautiful pictures of her and she even has a picture of her beautiful self over her bed. Please excuse Bunny while she throws up in her beautiful toilet.

New mantra for Marcellas: Whenever you are bored and stuff, just hit the hot tub in the buff. But now Marcie is fully clothed and making a deal with that devil Josh. Josh gets Mar to agree not to nominate him next week in exchange for the same in return.

Bunny promises not to nominate you next week, Marcellas, in exchange for your never, EVER, doing Nekkid Hot Tub again.

Hoppy trails,