Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Friday, September 13, 2002
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Saturday, September 14, 2002 - 03:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Danielle and Jason are first up this morning and are soon joined by Lisa. Jason asks them if he talked in his sleep last night, because he thinks the stress he is under may have prompted him to say "a bad word." Yeah, you did, Jay - more than one actually. Something about spending your honeymoon with Bunny. Only you didn't say "honeymoon."

Turns out that the luxury competition yesterday included calling the HGs individually in to the Diary Room and offering them money as part of the prize. Amy took the bait and walked away $10,000 richer. If none of them had taken the bribe, each would have gotten a phone call home and $1000. I don't blame Amy. $10,000 can buy a lot of red gloss and Citrona. Not to mention a landing pad under a hammock.

BB instructs the HGs to enter the backyard for the food competition. It's called "Squeeze Play" and requires each contestant to don a body sponge, soak up water, and squeeze it out into a small wading pool. If the water reaches a fill line, a catered dinner is won.

Bunny says if she wanted to watch "Sponge Bob" she would have switched to the Cartoon Channel. Sheesh.

The HGs do well in the competition, winning some nice meals - some Japanese, some Italian, some good ol' Southern barbeque. Bunny is pleased that the HGs passed on the Rabbit Stew pool.

Returning to the house, all notice that the table has been downsized to accommodate only four people. This makes Bunny realize that Marcellas truly is gone, and she longs for one more Frolic. One more sashay. One more session of Naked Boy time.

But she hopes to see him in catalogs for months to come. Maybe Ralph Lauren and Helmut Lang will no longer give him the time of day, but who needs them? With Martha Stewart's line at K-Mart in jeopardy, "Marca" can step right in and take it over. By now, he should be synonymous with White Sales.

Which brings me to some bad news. If I'm not mistaken, I think that Shark Bits with Duck Sauce was one of the meals the HGs won in the food competition and - brace yourself - I don't see Huck anywhere. Nor the yellow ducks, for that matter. It's a shame that as soon as Marcellas was evicted, Card Shark and Company are forced to take a dive.

Danielle looks at Lisa and says, "It's going to be alright. Know what I'm sayin?'"
Lisa: "Yep."
Lisa probably thinks she's talking about the game, but we all know that Danielle meant "It's going to be alright. We'll be home before football season is over. Know what I'm sayin?'"

Yes, I do, Dani, and don't you worry. I'm looking out for the country in your absence. Last night when I was watching President Bush talk about nuking Iraq, I said, "Who cares? Doesn't the man know there's a football game on?" I mean, Mr. President, come on - if we need to go to war, so be it. Just promise me you won't draft the Patriots' starting lineup.

Before you know it, it's dinner time and BB brings in the meal for the evening. Looks like sushi and the HGs dig in. The camera zooms in on seaweed hanging from Amy's mouth - sad proof that Huck is no longer with us.

The screen in the living room displays the message that nominations will take place tonight. After reading it, Jason goes to the lizard tank. Bunny is excited because she thinks this means Jason is preparing them for their imminent nomination and subsequent eviction.

Yeah, must be true - because I think Jason said, "Guys, it's not over yet. One of you could get the Golden Veto and save yourself." No, no, no, don't get their hopes up. Much like Huck, the lizards' time has come. I'm sure I overheard the producers say that new bags and belts were being rewarded at the next Luxury Competition.

Jason gets called to the Diary Room and the others tell him to ask for room freshener. (Why? Josh is gone.) Amy also wants him to ask what happened to Huck. Oh, dear, who wants to break it to her? I suggest you approach the subject gently, like "Hey, Aims, wasn't that the tastiest seaweed EVER?"

Amy wants Nyquil, too, but Bunny informs her that BB is a little short on that this year because last year's supply was doubled due to demand. A certain BB2 HG who will remain nameless but sometimes goes by "Cold Suppressant Queen of the Bayou" insisted on having a nightly dose to combat her need for sleep. Or was it her need for a vodka substitute? Can't remember, but whatever - there's none left, Amy.

Danielle says she wouldn't change the way she played the game if she had it to do over again. "Not even Marcellas. I remember him talking to me, and he said, 'If you're playing me, I'm going to get you.'" Gee, all that time he spent in the robe, he was making a Prize Fighter fashion statement and it went right over my head.

Light Bulb Moment: Did Marcellas have anything to do with Huck's demise? I shudder to think - but Huck DID lose that last round of Gin Rummy.

Danielle: "Amy, can I have a moment alone with Jason?"
Amy: "Sure. I'll trade you one moment for one Citrona." (Sorry. I shouldn't put words in Amy's mouth. Or beer.)
Exit Amy.

Danielle: "Jason, I'm not putting you up."
Jason: "Thank you."
Danielle: "I told Lisa I'm not putting you up. I told her it was a trust issue, and that she will be okay. I'm going to talk to Amy."
Bunny is hopping up and down in her corner of the field, where she finds renewed faith in Danielle's word. God bless you, Danielle, and God bless the NFL.

Enter Lisa.
Jason: "You know the scoop?"
Lisa: "Yes."
Jason: "Trust me. You are okay."
Lisa: "I know."

By the way, is it just me, or does Lisa have a pretty limited vocabulary? All the signing she's doing lately should be pretty easy to read: Y-E-S, Y-E-P, Y-E-A-H, Y-O.

Danielle finds Amy and asks her, "Do you hold what happened to Marcellas against me?" Amy replies that she does not. I won't hold it against you either, Danielle, provided you find a way to entertain me in his place. I don't necessarily mean you have to find another shark to frolic with - I never liked that thing anyway - but you might want to consider bringing back Naked Boy time.

Gathering in the kitchen, the HGs put away groceries. Lisa: "Ice cream is your friend." You don't say? Funny, I would have put it right down there with pimples.

It's time for the nominations, which turn out to also not be Lisa's friend. She is nominated along with Amy, and all is well in the World of Bunny. Except for the part that will be bored to tears when Amy leaves the house. BB, I plead with you to bring back Josh and Eric. Better a fart contest than no entertainment at all. Matter of fact, I'd even take some Gypsy Rose Lee moves from Tonya at this point.

Amy seems fine with being nominated. Danielle comments that Marcellas was very upset when he went up on the block. Dani: "Jason did it for strategy reasons." Amy still hasn't figured out that Danielle and Jason are BB3's answer to Shari Lewis and Lambchop.

Danielle tells Amy that she was upset with Marcellas for nominating her - "you were his friend." Yeah, and you gotta watch that with Marcellas. One minute you're playing Uno with him, and the next you're a piece of something hanging from a reality contestant's bottom lip.

When Danielle gets Jason alone, she says, "You know, one of us has to get HOH." And Bunny nods, because she knows Lisa will send Jason home. It's not that I mind Lisa winning, but I like to choose my own friends and another week of Lisa choosing them for me kind of makes me weak. At least ice cream is my friend now - which is a plus and I thank Lisa for that - but what's next? The NFL is not your friend? It just might be more than I can bear.

But Bunny doesn't play favorites, I can assure you. It's okay if you win, Lisa. Or you, Amy. Danielle, too. Bunny doesn't care as long as it's Jason.

Just playin' with ya.

Hoppy trails,