Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Saturday, July 13, 2002
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Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Saturday, July 13, 2002
Bunny | Monday, July 15, 2002 - 11:06 am     On Friday afternoon, Tonya and Josh decide that Amy is too negative to keep around and must be the next to leave. They also think Lori may need to be evicted this go-around because she is too emotional. In case you haven't heard, Lori is upset about her nomination for eviction. Yeah, really. Has anyone had a peek at this gal's psych evaluation? I think it consists of a handful of questions: (1) Will she cry when she's nominated? CHECK (2) Will she talk about the other nominee as if he's the bestest, most funniest HG ever in the history of BB? CHECK (3) Will she talk about her impending eviction and talk about it some more and still be talking about it when Hell freezes over or Jason has sex, whichever comes first? CHECK Okay, then, she's in. Josh says he tried to contact Mike Boogie before he came into the house. I guess he was calling to ask him if he could borrow his array of hat gear to wear during his BB stint. Obviously, Boog wasn't home, which left Josh opting for the Little Steven VanZandt bandana look. Only difference is, Little Steven looks cool. Josh says he left his girlfriend's number on Boogie's answering machine, and that Mike called her back. She didn't know who he was or why he was calling her. Last time Bunny wanted someone to return her call, she left HER number and not someone else's. Some of the HGs are discussing gross subject matter. It is very unappealing to listen to. BB must not have heard me when I asked that the HGs be interesting this year. I can go to the local kindergarten to hear "My pee pee is bigger than your pee pee." Speaking of toilet talk, any word on Danielle's little problem? For some reason, I keep singing "It's con-sti-pa-tion..." to the tune of Carly Simon's "Anticipation," so I'll be glad when this issue is resolved because I never liked that song in the first place. Roddy, Eric, Lisa, and Chiara are sunbathing in the yard. Roddy tells the others that it may have been a mistake to align with Josh. The day is young, Rod. Take back your soul. Tonya joins the others as they change the conversation to small talk. Tonya claims that in high school, "everyone was bigger than me." I guess she's still trying to play catch-up. There's some intense discussion going on about Gerry's ugly feet. Something about dry skin, toe jam, your usual bad feet conversation. I guess it beats intense conversation about the low cheese supply or the mating of lizards, both of which I've been lucky enough to tune in to. Tonya says her dad is really smart. Isn't there an old saying about the apple not falling far from the tree? Is that true in every circumstance? Just wondering. Gerry tells Jason that when he's a star, he should hire Danielle as his trainer. Bunny wishes Gerry would stop talking about being a star. If he had watched BB1 and BB2, he would know that ain't gonna happen. You're more like a sparkler on the Fourth of July, Ger. You burn just a second while we all stare at you, then you fizzle out before you even have a chance to really heat up. Chiara and Josh spend some time in the hammock. Chiara fishes for compliments from Josh, and he delivers. He tells her she has great hair and a great body. I was just sure he would tell her he loved her nose since his came from the same factory. But he skips over that part of the anatomy and goes straight to the bod. The two in the hammock think that Lori should now be the one evicted. I gotta say here that I can take the boo-hooing much better than the Who's-the-Cutest-Me-or-Lisa conversation these two are having. Josh tells Chiara she can wipe the floor with Lisa. I would enjoy wiping the floor with Lisa, with Chiara, with Josh, with the lizards, with... Later, Chiara and Lisa are talking in the bedroom when Josh walks in and asks, "What does Tonya know? How much does she know? We know who the six people [in the alliance] are, right?" He leaves the room and the two girls realize that Josh is including Gerry in the alliance and not Tonya. Chiara says "they are planning for four boys to be here in the end. F---, we need to make it the girls, and we need another girl to make it four strong." The conversation moves to a discussion about the guys in the house. Lisa says she really doesn't have "a thing" for Eric. She doesn't care that much for muscle men. (Guess that makes a date with The Rock out of the question.) She thinks Roddy is adorable, and Chiara agrees. Chiara also likes Jason. (Hands off, wench. He belongs to Jesus.) Gerry and Danielle are trying to talk privately in the storage room. Gerry says he wants to veto Marcellas' nomination, but that if he does, he thinks Lisa may put up Danielle in his place. He encourages Danielle to play up to Lisa, and says that if necessary, the race card should be played. Oh, Ger, not that. Let Lisa nominate you instead and you can play the Scaly Feet card. Josh and Roddy do Hammock Time where they discuss the possibility that the girls are pretending to be attracted to them so they can use them to jockey for position in the game. "It's like when you go to a strip club and the girl pretends she likes you when she really doesn't, but it's still great." Danielle approaches Lisa to ask her if she will be nominated if Gerry vetoes Marcellas. Lisa assures Danielle that she is safe. What she can't assure her of is that she'll have a BM before the day is out. Today's Tidbits: (1) Chiara takes Prozac. She says she needs it for PMS. That's a new one. Whatever happened to Midol? (2) Lisa was a guest on The Rikki Lake Show. The episode was "Dateless and Desperate on New Year's." Funny how I'm totally seeing this. Mainly the desperate part. (3) Jason shares that he was a BB1 and BB2 addict, and wouldn't go anywhere on a night that an episode aired. It must be killing him then to be missing BB3. (4) Jason shaves his chest every few days. What?? God gave you that hair, Jason. And I do believe the Devil invented razors. So whose side are you on, guy? Lori and Marcellas wash the dishes after dinner and commiserate at the sink. Poor Us...they nominated us before they knew us...I'm an emotional person (guess who said that)....we have to be ourselves...you're a funny person (guess who said that)....I'd love to stay...it's a game...blah blah la la shish boom bah. Marcellas says the game has become The Beautiful People vs. The Normal People. Beautiful people? What show are you watching, Mar? Ain't no beauties here. And the normal group? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? A mother of five who doesn't know when to say "when" to the guy blowing up the balloons in her boobs? A Jesus freak who makes a decision to go on national TV and surround himself with all the other boobs that aren't connected to Tonya? Lori, the A.D.D. poster child? Or perhaps you mean Amy, the one who gives the term "grits" new meaning, because whenever she starts talking about how beautiful and connected she is, I have to grit my teeth to keep from screaming. Then there's normal Gerry, who thinks they're locked in a space capsule on the moon. Now, Danielle might be close to normal, but I'm not ready to admit that yet. Gerry tells the others that he is going to walk out with integrity and dignity. Of course, that will last about as long as it takes for his wife to rewind the Bikini Gerry episode, starring Gerry as Gidget with a lump. Josh finds Gerry to warn him not to mess with the nominations. Gerry thinks he should change them to spice up the show. Maybe you should change them, buddy, but not for spice. We are o.d.ing on spice. Danielle witnesses Gerry coming from the bathroom without washing his hands. She can't wait to tell Jason, whose biggest fear is that he would eat food prepared by someone with dirty hands. Jason doesn't like germs. Neither does Bunny, and now she's upset that she was so happy that Gerry cooked. She's beginning to even feel a bit sick, as if she ate some of Gerry's Caesar salad herself. Didn't he have Raid on his hands, too? Could someone call a doctor? Lori and Danielle get into a screaming argument about Germy Gerry. Lori defends him, suggesting that maybe he washed them in a bucket outside. I think that's the way they do it where he lives. One takes a poop, then one walks outdoors, fills a bucket with water, and washes up. At least where Amy lives, the toilet and the bucket are BOTH outside. Danielle tells Gerry to start washing his hands. Ger says "no problem." Later, Chiara spies Gerry washing up and says she will report it to the group. He thanks her. Danielle comes to apologize for the whole soap opera scene (pun intended) and explains that she asks God to bless her food and keep bacteria out of it. He understands and says that sometimes he just forgets to wash his hands but usually does. No mention of ever washing his feet. Amy lets Marcellas know about the conspiracy against him. He doesn't know why he was picked to be voted out. Amy says it's not about HIM being evicted, it's about not being THEM. She tells him that Josh was the one who set it up. Marcellas says that Josh approached him very early in the game to form an alliance, but he rejected the proposal. He believes that is why he was targeted by Josh this round. Amy says she hates Lori and wants her out. (Hey, whatever happened to Southern hospitality?) Amy says, "I've been in the house only one week and I'm bored as hell." Tell me about it. Gerry, Amy, and Marcellas think that if Gerry vetoes Marcellas, Lisa should nominate Josh. Marcellas wants to get him in front of the group and confront him about some things he has done and said. He believes he tried to play Danielle against Marcellas and vice versa. Amy says she doesn't like him because she can't trust him. Gerry tells Amy that she is set up to be next. Josh tries to join the group, but Marcellas tells him it's a private conversation. Gerry says he knows now that Josh will grill him later. When Danielle approaches, they clue her in on the discussion. Gerry tells her that Josh is a cancer they need to get rid of. Danielle says she is still observing, and doesn't think the group should confront Josh. "Don't let him know what you know." Lisa, Eric, Josh, and Tonya are in the hot tub, all discussing the hand-washing fiasco. Eric says he doesn't wash his hands much either. Gee, with all that water right there on the truck, too. Roddy and Chiara are in the hammock. Roddy says he wishes Lori would stop talking about nominations. (That makes two of us.) He says it makes everyone feel uncomfortable and that none of it really matters because nothing in the house is real. Chiara fishes for compliments from Roddy. She wants to know what he thinks of Lisa. (Again with the Please-Say-I'm-Cuter-Than-Lisa routine?) They both agree that Jason is a sweetheart. Don't we all? Marcellas tells Lori that there was so much drool on the pillow where she slept that he thought she had been crying. Easy mistake. Poop Alert! It appears that Danielle has finally conquered. I hope in her excitement that she didn't forget to wash her hands. Hoppy trails,
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