MsSilhouette’s Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, August 7, 2002
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Faux Bunny 001 reporting…the Mission: To fill in for Bunny while she’s away.
::promptly puts on her black satin rabbit ears and has a carrot drink, shaken not stirred::: {Cue Bond Music} Enough of that nonsense, let gets back to BB3, something far more entertaining...we hope.

In the wee midnight hours finds Eric and Lisa in a cloud of denial about how much affection they’ve been showing. They actually believe they’ve been tame. Do they know about the night cam? Perhaps we mention that the world knows how to turn Lisa on via a button...belly that is. Well to be honest it’s not as if they’re making a porno. I mean there’s no cheesy music like the BB3 theme/FOTH music or crappy plot like a romantic date outside on a lawn and certainly there aren’t any bad actors. No comparison at all…Ahhh I can see why folks like this denial stuff.

To continue the denial theme we find Chiara, Marcel and Jason pretending they’re having a camp out/jungle safari…it’s a known phenomenon that’s known as Plottin’ & Plannin’ Fever”. After hours of playing “Alliance, Alliance, Boot!” (akin to: Duck Duck Goose) players tend to get this fever. Symptoms include: speaking in gibberish, pacing, telling stories that have no beginning middle or end, dancing, giggling and making sounds. During the Jungle pretending they give Jason the name “Yum Yum” I’m sure many women would agree…well at least one certain pink eared fuzzy lady.
This trio also tells scary stories and joke that for Marcel a scary tale is: “Going to Neiman Marcus and missing a sale.” He tops that and says “No, going and finding out that my credit card is maxed out” For Chaira they say that her terrorizing tale would be – “going to the store to find her [favorite] lipstick is all sold out.” Oh that’s much to horrible to consider, if that happened Kiki might not have been discovered and be on BB3 to annoy millions of net viewers. (cue: cheering)

Early morning we find: Nothing funny to note. (I, for one, am highly disappointed!)

Noon time and Roddy is in the kitchen with Danielle…
Everybody sing: ‘Roddy’s in the kitchen with Dani. Roddy’s in the kitchen I know-o- o-oh/ Roddy’s in the kitchen with Daniiiii strumming on the ole banjo!’

Ahem! This concludes our musical portion of the summary, we return you to the engrossing drama, as it seems, lack there of…. We learn that Dani can’t cook a complex dish like bacon, but she can sure stir a pot! (cue: rimshot)

Later on it’s geography time with Roddy as points out the Arctic Circle on a map to Marcel who jokes: “Yeah but what is the weather like.” Roddy goes on to explain about 24 hours of daylight and 24 hours of night, cabin fever, changes in body chemistry. Wow when you talk to Rod it’s not just an adventure, it’s an agonizing series of answers to which no one as asked a question. Dr. Silhouette has diagnosed Rod as an incurable and unrelenting Info-maniac.

We learn that during the night Roddy gave Chiara the best compliment of all time and she didn’t even notice! He told her that she was “a million dollar an hour girl.” How dare she not notice such words from the master of love, the Romeo of romance, the king of hearts, the duke of desire! Any other woman would instantly give him the response that his complement deserved, possibly repeatedly with something rusty and dull. Ms Sil’s not a math whiz but this is BB3 so she’d be 500K girl, spread over 60+ days…Roughly, she’d be the $35.00 an hour girl. Wow she’s very…um…ahhh inexpensive! Rod also mentions that Chiara is like Oliver Stone when it comes to compliments, because she finds a conspiracy theory behind all his compliments. Wow I didn’t know Roddy’s words were so complex and twisted. Gee I just thought they came from the same place….the poopy chute.

Late afternoon the HG’s practice what they believe to be the HOH competition game. Which consists of throwing a ball down one of two bright blue cloth covered lanes. During this time there is much talk about Gerry’s hygiene habits, or lack there of…Convos go something like this: Blah blah blah…Gerry doesn’t wash his hands, yadda yadda yadda, he sweats then just dries his shirt. Yackity yack….he touched the bread and cheese. Of course everyone who’s talking about G-Man obviously have the most upstanding hygiene habits. None of them would think about picking things off people constantly. Or their wiping snot with their hand while making dinner. I say end this chatter and make America’s Choice contamination suits for everybody. YAY!

In the evening Josh and Kiki have a chat where we learn that Chiara wants to have the best body but since being in the house her diet is terrible. She says “It’s like I’m in f*ing rehab here” Gee Kiki, know a little something about that do ya? Here’s another tidbit from the Chiara school of knowledge: She thinks she's gonna die from a yeast infection from eating so much bread. Umm yeah Kiki, from eating bread, that’s why you get them, uh huh sure. And they think G-Man needs to clean up!

Josh begins to discuss the game and says that things are clearly not being said, that there’s not a rat in the house because a rat tells more about what they heard. But there is a liar in the house. ::MsSil pauses to pick herself up off the floor after rolling on it with laughter at the irony of Josh’s statement:: Josh talking about liars is like a rattlesnake bad mouthing a cobra. Later on in the convo Josh mentions that 13 is his lucky number and that he was born on the Friday the 13th . If he was named Jason instead of Josh BB might have had to toss out the knives. What’s with the J name males, we’ve had 2 annoying ones (Justin and Josh) and 2 likeable ones (Jason and Joshua). Someone tell casting that there are 25 other letters in the alphabet.

Danielle tells Marcel and Lisa about not being able to go to Las Vegas with them all after BB is over. She goes on to talk about her responsibilities, kids, house and bills...etc. How for her it’s about the money not about the exposure. This is a very “aww” inspiring story, the stuff movies are made of. Mom puts it all on the line to go on a reality show where her odds of winning 500k are 12-1. They have better odds than that at Vegas, where you might have a shot at winning! Dani just start practicing this: ‘C’mon 7! Mama needs a new house!’

As the night rambles on, Roddy takes a shower and Chiara stands outside yakking to him about what they will do when he visits her. I say they will have a Victorian salon type discussion where literature and politics are discussed with fervor…Hey it could happen! But what she says is that they will watch movies and be locked in the house for days having a sex-a-thon. Chiara also says if people recognize them and ask if they were on BB3 they’d say “BB who watches that crap!” Hey WTG Kiki insulting the show is a great way to get those endorsement deals!

Midnight approaches and talks begins to break down into sleep inducing tales of daily living minutia

One final tidbit, Lisa mentions how the Internet people must be driving around the CBS where the hose is and would climb the walls if they could. Hence the reason for the tight security. Well if we could get into the control booth and force them to show us 4 separate feeds instead of 2, maybe we’d storm the Bastille. ::in bad French accent:: Viva la revolution! We spit on your duo cams! Ptttut!


This has been Faux Bunny double oh One reporting!

Thank you for your patience! It won’t be this long of a wait again!

MsSil