Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Monday, September 9, 2002
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Marcellas is up first this morning for a little one-on-one time with Huck, the annoying plastic shark. He gleefully shares that "the world is more of a perfect place" - that Jason betrayed him but he now has the power to save himself. "I am gonna win this $500,000!"

Now, Marcie, don't be getting all confident-like. You never know what's around the corner. God works in mysterious ways, and you're messing with his boy. The world needs more like him - and the last time I checked, we weren't short on narcissistic models. The fact that you have conversations with inanimate objects isn't a plus either.

Marcellas tells Huck that he misses looking at Eric and Roddy every day. So does Bunny. And photos don't help. She wants to see live video of Roddy in a Speedo and Eric showing us how to do tricks with his hose.

Danielle awakens and joins Marcellas outside. She wastes no time in asking him, "Do you want Amy to go? If Jason puts Lisa up against Amy, who do you want to go?" Marcellas: "Amy's been a problem." Danielle: "You didn't answer my question. Who do you want to go?" Bunny answers: "YOU!" But she's just kidding.

Marcellas and Danielle go through the list of evicted HGs, bashing and trashing and squishing and squashing each one until there's nothing good left. Then they start on the ones still in the house.

Danielle: "I'm glad Amy realized how stupid she looked on national TV."
Marcellas: "Yeah, but it was too late."
No mention of how stupid they look right now bad-mouthing all their new pals.

Jason is up and heads for the bathroom. Danielle corners him to say, "Marcellas is coming after you and we need to get rid of him!" And the devil's coming after YOU, Danielle, for aligning your bad self with everyone still left in the house. You forgot Bunny, though, but there's still time. When you win the money, I promise not to call you Satan more than once if you buy me a big ol' carrot cake.

Jason tells Dani that things are fine with Marcellas and that they have made amends. "I think we'll be okay if he wins HOH next week." No, Jay, WE won't be fine. SHE may be fine, but there's no WE in "Marcellas Wins a Half-Mil and Danielle Comes in Second."

Lisa wakes up and all HGs go outside. They notice a fire in the distance and become worried. Now's when they could really use those hose-tricks of Eric's.

In spite of what I know all of you are thinking, Bunny doesn't believe for a minute that Chiara set that fire to send Amy screaming over the wall. She'll be leaving soon enough on Thursday, so why would Chiara risk a charge of arson? Besides, I'm sure she's already in jail for that drunk driving rap.

Marcellas says he is now on his third day of peanut butter and wants the internet to take bets on what day he will die. I would say "Thursday," but all that's changed.

The HGs talk about the POV challenge from yesterday where they had to don leotards and crawl on the ground to avoid laser beams. Danielle says, "Have you seen the booty on this body? Even when I'm flat on the ground, I have a booty." She said it, I didn't. Well, at least I haven't said it lately.

Lisa finds a shirt that Eric left and starts to cut it up to make it into a belly-flapping tube top. Yeah, I bet you thought she would just wear it as is, didn't you? I bet you never dreamed she had to show her belly button every single moment of every single day even to the point of slashing and slicing her sweet baboo's shirt so that it's no longer a reminder of him but just a piece of what he once was. A shred of the man. A mere thread of what he meant to her.

Let's not get lost in our priorities here. There will always be more shirts that smell like Eric. We have to stay focused on the matter at hand: Lisa's belly button. Being on the internet 24 hours a day has its pressure. The poor "innie" never got a break from Day One except for the time it was under the covers having an orgasm. Which I hope the medical books are documenting, because I think the little guy may be a test case for this phenomenon.

Jason announces that tomorrow BB is going to give them t-shirts to decorate to commemorate 9/11. Let's keep our fingers crossed that Lisa's navel doesn't make an appearance in that one.

The HGs start to play their little movie game - the same one from yesterday - and Jason mentions that he likes Jack Black. Bunny thinks BB is telling the HGs to always mention something from Bunny's summary from the night before. So tomorrow - if you want to, Big Brother - tell them to mention that Bunny's birthday is coming up and she wants some of the winner's lettuce.

Jason says, "I feel like everyone on the outside has forgotten about us." Wrong.

Marcellas asks, "Do I look crazy because I haven't eaten?" No, you look crazy because you've been caught playing cards with a plastic shark.

You've got mail! The HGs receive a letter from BB outlining events to come. "The Ultimate HOH winner on this Thursday can compete for the Final HOH. On this Thursday's show, there will be live voting, HOH competition, and eviction as well as a Luxury competition after the show. Continue to expect the unexpected!" Must mean Roddy got hair plugs.

Amy is depressed and wants sympathy from Danielle and Lisa. She is tired of people using her and treating her badly. I hear ya, girlfriend, and I'll tell you what I think you need to do. One, lose the cackle. Two, ix-nay ugar-shay out of your vocabulary. And three, never - I mean never, ever - get within 10 yards of a hammock after making your regular stop at the liquor store. There's only one way out for you after a six-pack.

While Lisa, Jason, and Amy are in the hot tub, Danielle asks Marcellas where he stands. He says he has forgiven Jason and wants to go to the end with him and with Danielle. "Amy will go this week, and Lisa next week." Danielle: "It's all about the game. It's not about loyalty - it's the game."

Marcellas and Danielle join the others in the hot tub. Talk turns to what they want to do when the game is over. Jason and Dani say they will put off watching the tapes for awhile. Jason: "I just want to hang out with my friends." Mar: "Not me. I want to see myself on TV!" No surprise there.

It's time for today's episode of "Who Thinks Roddy is Bealzabub?" and Marcellas tells us he can't figure out why Roddy thought they had a deal. Well, Marcie, you'll get your answer when you sit down to watch yourself on TV. Fast forward to a black-and-white hot tub scene. Looks like you're both sitting in a bubbling cauldron - kind of "devilish" in a way. That's where you made your debatable deal with Lucifer. But who can blame you? That was a Speedo day for Roddy, as I recall.

Jason defends Roddy and says that he trusted him. "I do believe if he had stayed, he would not have put me on the block. I trust he wouldn't have. Maybe I'm stupid, but that's how I really feel." He goes on to say, "Roddy had different people doing stuff for him. I figured that out." Hmm...but you haven't picked up on Danielle, eh?

Danielle lowers her voice into her microphone to give a long sermon on Roddy the Devil. Jason wishes she would find something else to preach about. Amen to that, brother.

BB gives them soap-making kits - probably as a clear hint that they all need to wash their mouths out with suds. Maybe Jason needs only a sliver, but the rest of them need to make a brick-size bar.

While you're at it, you better make one for Bunny.

Hoppy trails,