Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, September 18, 2002
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Danielle and Jason are, as usual, the first ones up this morning. Jason says, "Expect the worst - or should that be the unexpected? Same thing, though, isn't it?"

Well, Jay, not quite. See, the unexpected would be Sheryl Crow showing up in your backyard. The worst would be Carrot Top. Unless you're Bunny, of course, who always appreciates a bit of extra Beta Carotene.

Jason feels that this week is the "good" week and that next week things will get nasty. Good, because lots of us are banking on it.

Actually, we may not have to wait until next week, because Jason has just discovered that Danielle left the chip bag open. Egad! No one clued me in that the Jayster has a thing about his Doritos being exposed. It's not like Boogie's living there anymore. Or Shannon.

We may never know, but Sharif don't like it. He scolds Danielle lightly and then redeems himself with Bunny by making steak and eggs. As you've probably heard by now, Bunny loves eggs. Preferably boiled with stripes.

Lisa and Amy make their way into the kitchen for breakfast and are just in time to hear Jason talk about one of his favorite lines from the movie "Wayne's World." The one that goes "when monkeys fly out my butt."

Are you kidding me? Jason thinks this line is funny? No way!

Way.

Amy says, "Ewwwww! I don't want to go there!" but Jason says it's no worse than all the talking she does about Bucky. Well, pardner, I think you may be off base on this one. See, it's all a matter of imagery. On this side, you have a picture of a cute little furry puppy. (Everyone say "Awwwwww.") Now, on the other side, imagine a big ol' ugly baboon with long hairy arms and feet the size of Vermont making a quick exit out of your rear end. Ewwww, ouch, and no thank you. Amy wins.

Jason and Danielle go to check on the lizards. Danielle: "Do you think we're going to make it?"
Jason: "I don't know. We're close, but still so far."
Danielle: "I think we're going to make it."

Hey, anybody know the betting minimum in Vegas?

Jason is worried that the other HGs will be upset if he and Dani make it to he finals. Well, duh!
It sort of works this way, bud. See, if you win,THEY LOSE! And last time I checked - which was when Marcellas got his socks knocked off (and his thongs) - that does tend to make one a tad cranky.

Dani: "Do you think Roddy knew about you and me?"
Jason: "I think he was starting to figure it out. I don't think anyone knew the extent of it. Even the Diary Room was asking me at what point we got together."
Dani: "We bonded on the basketball court, then later on the hammock."

Huh? Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis? Let me see a show of hands of those of you who saw these two shooting hoops? No one? How about hanging out around the hammock? And I don't mean when everyone gathered to erect a playpen around it to protect Amy. Okay, just as I thought. You didn't see them, Bunny didn't see them, and BB is to blame for depriving the viewers of witnessing a crucial element of the plot.

I don't know about you, but I think when one pays money for a ticket, and one shows up on time for curtain, then one shouldn't be barricaded in the lobby for the opening act. When you miss the first part, then the rest isn't clear.

I mean, it's like when you see "Wino Forever" tattooed on Johnny Depp's bicep, and you think, "How can that be because he never touches the stuff?" but it's because you missed the part where he dated Winona Ryder and tattooed her name on his arm, but then they broke up and he had to scratch out a few letters.

Or it's like when you come into a pizza parlor and sit down and order a sausage pizza thinking it's going to taste all fresh and delicious but if you had walked in a minute earlier you would have seen chefs Carlo and Gianna spitting on it and then dragging it across the floor.

Danielle: "It's amazing that neither of us has been on the chopping block."
Be careful, Dan - those were the last words of Lizzie Borden's mother.

Danielle: "Marcellas made me nervous. He never gave me his word on anything." You're so wrong, girlfriend. I heard it myself. You asked, "Who's the most beautiful man on the planet?" and Marcellas replied, "Me! I swear!"

Danielle: "Marcellas thought it would be me and him in the end." (Beats me how he got that idea.) "You've been honest and you haven't lied. I've looked them in the eye and lied."
Jason: "But that was in the playing of the game.

Danielle: "I did some serious playing - like a guitar, strumming their pain with my fingers." Yes, and you're killing yourself softly with this song because the HGs are watching and none of them are fans of Roberta Flack, much less of having their pain strummed.

Danielle: "I made Marcellas comfortable so that he wouldn't use the Power of Veto. I would tell him not to worry - that he wasn't going anywhere. Jason, Jason, I have done some diabolical things in this house." Father, hear my
confession.

Danielle: "If it's you and me, I know I won't get the money.
Jason: "You are so wrong about that. I've been HOH and done things some people resent. Like that shaggy haircut, and major overuse of a ballcap, and wearing that hideous puke-green t-shirt when I know Bunny prefers me in blue." Okay, maybe he didn't say that last part out loud.

If Jason makes it to the Final Two, he wonders if he should veto Marcellas' vote. Bunny gets out the rule book to see if there's anything in there that says former HGs will be strip-searched before entering the studio the last night of the show. Not that Marcellas wouldn't enjoy it, but we need to protect The Baby from armed and vindictive HGs.

Personally, I hope Marcellas gets to vote so he can have some more air time. Otherwise, I'm resigned to replaying the "Talk to the Hand" clip over and over.

Oh, yeah, maybe you haven't heard that they call Jason "The Baby" now. I was wondering why they didn't combine it with Amy's nickname and just call him Sugar Baby, but maybe that's copyrighted since it already belongs to some caramel pellets.

Danielle: "I want you or Lisa to win the money." Danielle, Danielle, Danielle. You know your knickers have already been turned to ashes, and now you're lying again. Didn't you ever see what happened to Pinocchio?

Jason: "You might pull someone along that you can beat in the end, but that's not how I'm playing the game. I want to see Lisa in the Final Three,
because she deserves to win."
Danielle: "Don't get me wrong - I love Amy, but we gave her everything. If Lisa wins, I want her to take you to the end."
Jason: "No, I want her to take YOU to the end."
Danielle: "No, you."
Jason: "Uh-uh, you."
Danielle: "No, it has to be you."
Jason: "No, I said you."
Danielle: "Shut up, you little brat. I want YOU to win."
Jason: "Oh, give me a break, ho. You wanted it - I'm handing it to you on a silver platter."
Danielle: "Okay, fine, I'll take it - but only because you'd blow it on the Mennonites or Hara Krishna or something and I'll be damned if I let a bunch of Jesus Freaks spend my hard-earned dough."
Jason: "Good. You can spend it to get Ike Turner out of jail."

Danielle ponders this last statement and immediately perks up when she imagines Rolling On the River with Ike and the Ikettes.

Just so you know, though, Bunny made up some of that conversation. It's the Pinocchio domino effect. I'm sure you've heard of it.

The girls convene on the patio to engage in one of their favorite pastimes: Dissing Former House Dudes. They start with Chiara, move on to Josh, then make their way to Gerry.

When Jason joins them, the gossip stops and the conversation turns to names for possible future vetos like the Golden Veto. They come up with Titanium Veto, Blue Veto, Platinum Veto. The only one they didn't mention was the Bronze Veto with Copper Inlays and a Brushed Nickel Finish. That's the one that gives Bunny the power to veto Lisa from running her hands through her hair.

There was another Veto that Bunny was given at the beginning of the season but she lost it. It gave her the power to banish anyone from the house who annoyed her with a noise she didn't like: snoring, teeth-grinding, farting,
or cackling for example. It could be that BB stole it from Bunny's hutch when they realized the season was going to be over in record time.

I hate to even bring this up, but with the demise of La Robe de Marcellas, we are now subjected to the hot fuschia housecoat of Danielle - who's Not So Pretty in Pink. This thing looks like it took a detour from the Dishrag Factory. If Mattel is working on a BB doll line, Danielle's likely to be advertised as Towel Rack Barbie.

BB announces that the HGs will be allowed to watch a video of all the past competitions. After it's over, they talk about what they've seen.
Amy: "During the sponge comp, I looked like a turtle flipped over on its back."
Yep.
Danielle: "I was acting stupid in the Diary Room."
Yep.
Danielle: "I looked so hot."
Matter of opinion.
Amy: "I looked fat on TV."
Zip.

Here's a new one for you. Did you know Danielle is fond of spraying her hiney with perfume? Jason doesn't get it, but Bunny does. It's the perfect way to offshoot her fame - release a BB fragrance called "Eau de Danielle Booty Spray." Spritz this in your a** and you'll feel like half a milliondollars. Or fifty thou if you buy the purse-size.

The HGs take cookies and milk to bed and after awhile Jason says he needs to leave the bed.
Lisa: "Why?"
Jason: "Because I need to pee pee."
No, Jason, no! You know I love you, Sugar Baby, but if you ever utter the words "pee pee" again, all bets are off. Over. Kaput. We're done.

I guess I'm done here, too.

Hoppy trails,