MsSilhouette’s Live Feed Summary for Monday, July 15, 2002
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Mssilhouette | Sunday, July 21, 2002 - 12:30 pm     Okay BB Fans, this is my first time up at bat so bear with me. My style may be a bit different but you’ll get what you need... I hope. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Early Monday morning in the midnight hours we find Eric and Josh playing the game of chess while discussing strategy. Let’s pause for a moment as we ponder the overworked irony of playing chess while strategizing. Josh says he’s willing to play the “bad guy” to protect the alliance and friendship. Oh Josh, you silly, you can’t play the bad guy cause you’re already the “annoying guy” BB casting has strict rules against this kinda thing. And what’s this about saving the friendship…with whom…Eric? Gee, didn’t Eric say on week 1 he doesn’t even want you in the house at week 6...Well with friends like Eric… Later on in the morning, Jason asks Marcellus what would he like to happen in the voting. He says, In a perfect world, Gerry would take him out (read: save him) and Lisa would put Josh on the block then Lori would vote for Josh. Yeah Marcel, that would make a LOT of people happy but so would waking up with a cool million in the bank, and we all know that ain’t gonna happen. But all isn’t well in BB-ville as Josh and Lori trade heated remarks about nominations. Josh complains about Marcellus not liking him. (What did he expect from Marcel, roses and candy?) He questions if Lori is really all right with being on the chopping block. Lori says sure they’ll all have their time to go, the game is about eleven people leaving. Back and forth it goes like a couple of kids...well Josh being the kid and Lori being the adult. What gets resolved? Not much of anything. Gerry mentions how he loves how BB “f***ed” them by adding in the Veto. Ahh Gerry the whole game is well…you know. I mean, do you really think the veto is the only thing that’s screwed up about the game. Wait until someone uses your toothbrush to clean a toilet. Now that’s…err, well you know. Lori has a bit of a breakdown with Lisa as she worries about Marcellas thinking, if he was kicked out, that it was because of his race or sexually orientation. Lori is more upset about the matter than Marcel is. Lisa listens as best she can between shuffling cards. Afterwards Lisa shows her sensitive side by telling Tonya and Danielle that “Lori is crazy.” There’s bed time talk later on between Lisa and Tonya about how if Marcel is saved then their “F***ed”. Do they not know the f’ing has yet to begin? I mean they haven’t even had a PB&J week yet. Well into the sunrise hours finds, Gerry and Lori discussing tactics and how to play the game. Gerry apologizes for even being a part of the group that nominated Marcel. Well Gerry no one twisted your arm….okay maybe Josh pinched you a bit. Lori goes back to worrying how Marcel will react when he gets out and views the tapes. Gee Lori you got him out the house already and no one has even voted yet. Hey, maybe if you clap really loudly and believe….maybe just maybe, he’ll be saved. Just when you thought the waterworks had stopped…Gerry springs a leak about putting up Marcel for nomination. He says “What we did was so !#*%* wrong” Goodness Gerry it’s a little late for all that now, but maybe you can make it up later. Ahh I love the smell of guilt in the morning! Gerry and Marcel have a chat...well actually, Gerry makes a speech and Marcel listens. It’s a nice speech, something about making a difference, more than winning a million...etc. And in a prime example of Marcel wit he states: It's become "Touched by an Angel" versus "Baywatch"! If that don’t make you love Marcel I don’t know what will. Talk had boiled down to racial issues and questions. Most of which were if Marcel was put on the chopping block because of it and how many black/gay people everyone knew. All were playing “I’m not a racist, cause I got friends of other races/orientations -The home gae. Josh wins points for saying he’s Jewish and obviously wouldn’t be racist. Oh yeah Josh that’s a good argument, cause most racists aren’t from any other races…yeah you keep going with that one. With the house/veto meeting in less than an hour Gerry was practicing is speech again. [Cue stirring music] “I will have my revenge in this life or the next…I am Gerrycus Arrilus Maximums!” Well I’m paraphrasing but it’s close. He tells Marcel that he wants to make a speech like Dr. Martin Luther King. Say Gerry, where in Dr. King’s speech did he say anything about a reality TV show? Gerry goes on and on and while the words are nice, its something that should be saved for, oh I don’t know, the actual meeting! There’s more talk about Josh, and Marcel gives us another quip: “We don't need to pay this game maliciously, we don't need Will or Puck in this house." Oh contraire Marcel, we do need a (dare I say it) Will or Puck. Every show needs a villain, it helps cut through the boredom of watching everyone play chess, talk about sex and eat food. After the Veto meeting, we learn that Gerry saved Marcel and put Amy up for eviction. Well Gerry, all that speech making wasn’t for nothing. It would have been more dramatic if you hadn’t practiced all day long. Suspense my friend, didn’t ASP teach you anything! Josh talks badly about Gerry’s veto speech and calls it “The Crying Game” Now Joshy that’s not nice, the Crying Game was a good movie. Later in the noontime finds the Josh, Lisa Roddy, Charro…err Chiara and Eric talking about Gerry and how he screwed up the alliance by saving Marcel. There’s a lot of hissing, biting and venom spitting and overall general snakeyness (is that a word?… ‘prolly not). Josh talks about getting HOH and putting Gerry up and putting it all out on the table. He says to Roddy, “I’m keeping it real.” Roddy replies “try not to say ‘keeping it real’” Of which I agree, we had a white boy rapper last season, I told you BB casting has rules! In a break from all the plottin’ and a-plannin’ the women are getting back to a simpler time when women churned their own butter, baked their own bread and made their own Bikinis, none of that store bought crap for these gals…no sirree. The BB girls gone wild...err Bikini contest rules says that they can’t use fabric. Ahh yes handicrafts at its finest! Next up, macramé jock straps! Tonya Lisa and Chiara try using flowers which don’t work then they go with the peanut butter. For ratings and the amusement of those crazy net folks, the women are show slathering peanut butter on their crotches as an adhesive for the flowers…Poor peanut butter. I guess Gerry lack of hand washing doesn’t seem that big a deal now. The first annual Mr and Ms. BB3 Pageant begins, and if you didn’t think this show was beauty contest before…. The women are wearing purple and white strategically placed flowers held on by PB. Then it’s the guy’s turn as Jason, Josh, Roddy and Eric get ready. There are leis, grass skirts, socks, pictures and sadly lettuces used in the making of their suits. In the end, the winners were Chiara and Roddy. Early evening the HG’s start making dinner plans and Tonya states, she is not eating chicken unless she gets a breast! Arrgggghh.…must resist urge to make implant joke…must not make, too easy…can’t do it. Later BB gives the HG’s instructions on how to BBQ, How they shouldn’t throw out the coals until their completely cool. Say isn’t there a fireman in the house, shouldn’t he know this stuff already? Afterwards the HG’s say "Thank you Amy!" to the BB Voice. She laughs and says, "This is Shannon, actually." ACK! That’s not THE Shannon is it?…so that’s where she went! During dinner preparation (bbq chicken) Marcel gives us more wit by saying he “Ain’t eating any of this death on a plate with marinade”. Oh that Marcel...keep those one-liner’s coming! Chaira talks about the peanut butter suits and how people will people “pay a LOT of money” to see her put it on Tonya’s butt. You’re right Chaira some people paid the whopping sum of 10 bucks to see that. Wow you’re a financial wizard! Say do you need a manager?….I only want 85% plus a 15% service charge. The women begin to play the “I never” game in which if you’ve done some, sex act or outrageous thing you take a drink. Marcel joins then and says, “I’ve done just about everything, I’m gonna wind up drunk” We learn that Marcel has been with 2 guys at the same time (yeah that’s shocking) and that Lisa has been with 3 different guys in one day. To which Chiara responds, “A f***ing trifecta!” Wow, ain’t she a classy broad! The rest of the night is more of the “I never” game with sexual topics and stories. It’s all ready fascinating (yawn) Josh does talk about how he likes to torture his neutered cat by getting it all aroused until it bites him. Gee Josh couldn’t get a date? This kinda talk continues for the remainder of the evening and is oh so fascinating (yawn). So I think I’ll leave smut town and end this summary. Til next time people! Remember keep your cats locked up, Josh might be lonely. Ms Sil
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