IcePrincess's Live Feed Summary for Saturday, July 27, 2002
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IcePrincess's Live Feed Summary for Saturday, July 27, 2002
Ryn | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:31 pm     <<Posted for IcePrincess>> As the northern winds have whooshed Iceprincess back to fill in for our furry friend Bunny, a hushed voice is heard in the background - today’s secret phrase is “Gerry’s stanky feet”. We start this morning out talking about the wonderful smell in the Tiki room. Is it Josh’s flatulence? Could it be the lizards? Danielle, Roddy, Chiara and Eric concur that it is Gerry’s stanky feet. Oh how Roddy and Chiara would love to make a sandwich out of those feet. We all know that they smell like roses. (Cue the music) It’s the Gossip hour starting our favorite houseguests…Amy and Marcellas. Amy starts out doing her best Sally Field impersonation “They hate me they really hate me.” Marcellas tells her to quit feeling sorry for herself that hate is such a strong word and they are just playing the game. Amy wants to leave on a comical note so she doesn’t drench her favorite outfit in tears you know how tears stain. On to the interior decorating segment, Marcellas and Amy completely dogging the Tiki Room, oh the colors it looks like a rainbow barfed in here and it is complete with matching grass skirts and lizard stench, or is that Gerry’s stanky feet? Oh well time for a hot tub break. Eric and Roddy are smoking their stogies looking like they are the rulers of the hot tub kickin’ back soaking up the atmosphere and Gerry’s hemorrhoid cream. They discuss Josh and Eric’s discussion regarding Lisa. Same old rehash of course. On the papasan chairs we have Danielle, Lisa and Chiara talking about how mean and malicious Amy is and that she is not playing the game. The frozen one here thinks they HAVE put crack in the water bottles what they are doing is mean and malicious and according to last year that is playing the game? Attention houseguests, full moon over the hot tub. Eric shows his bum to the girls, and here I thought that stench was Gerry’s stanky feet. Hmmmmm I wonder where I can get one of those water bottles I love living in fantasyland. More hot tub and cigar talk with Roddy and Eric, they start getting goofy as they relive one of Roddy’s college memories. Of course, that memory didn’t sign a release so we watch the front of the house. The guys continue to talk and now the topic turns to Jason. They think he can be trusted because he doesn’t play the game very well. Oh little do they know –evil sinister laugh— As the evening winds down and the hamsters settle into their cages for sleepy time, the pillow talk in the Head of Household room takes place. Oh Chiapet, you worry me I don’t know what you are thinking Roddy says. But Hottie why, Chiapet whines back. Oh Chia, I am so lucky to be here, wine, women and camaraderie. Chiapet responds that she thinks she is one of the guys, Roddy gets a little worried since he thought Marcellas was the in the other room. This small talk continues Chiapet says she is just so comfortable and they cuddle. Oh so cutesy and loving it makes me want to hit both of these two with pillows. Gerry wakes up and does his morning routine of shaving the head, washing clothes, and going back to sleep (I wonder if he washed those stanky feet). Oh what a life. The voice of God comes over the speakers Houseguests this is a lockdown please pull the outside shades. Of course Gerry complies then muddles around the kitchen looking for grub goes to the toilet, comes back out, runs water over his hands and goes back out to cook some breakfast. I just know this hand-washing thing is going to be revisited. Hand-washing 2 The Sequel (cue ominous music). Gerry is still the only one up, once again God comes over the speakers “Wakey Wakey hamsters, it is time to start a new day!” (Translation: Get out of bed! The Internet people are tired of watching Gerry). And the mad dash to the bathroom begins the primping, the preening, the picking of zits and the occasional noses and bums too. Gerry is in the kitchen making breakfast the bathroom clan is now commenting on how disgusting the smell is it reminds them of...(yup you've guessed it) Gerry's stanky feet. Roddy in his infinite wisdom asks the $25,000 question of the day: What kind of cow produces eggs? I guess he has never been in the dairy section at the grocery store and he is supposed to be this intelligent know it all writer. Great casting Arnie!!! The houseguests sit down to breakfast and are loving every bite of Aunt Jemima’s (Gerry’s) pancakes. Marcellas is doing the dishes (oh how domestic) while everyone else is continuing their morning ritual. Now the wait begins, how long until the Veto competition, who will win and what will they do with it. Gerry is missing his family and friends he is ready to go home. Marcellas hopes Bucky will be there for Amy. Roddy is called to the Diary Room and general chitchat continues. And the game begins we get a quick glimpse of the game it looks like a billiard sort of croquet and then we get front of the house oh wait, Lizard Cam!!! Yeah we get to watch the lizards sit while we hear audio of the game. Sounds like someone broke a ball (no comments from the peanut gallery), it is fixed, lots of reminders from Big Brother and then the winner is…Eric. Let’s give him a round of applause shall we. They are now on lockdown in the house, Amy and Gerry are having a pitty party without inviting me! Gerry envy’s both Amy and Marcellas because he wants to go home. Then why oh why did you make that agreement with the Devil??? I mean Roddy. Eric comes to feed the dragons Josh comes in and being the sensitive guy of the house tells Amy like it is, you are gone by a unanimous vote babe. Amy is not happy about that but still wants to leave. Well shoot, just go hit the panic button and we don’t have to watch this pity party anymore! After feeding the dragons in the Tiki room filled with the stench of Gerry’s stanky feet, Eric goes to the Lair (HoH) and reports what he has seen to Roddy: Eric: Master thy bidding is done, the creatures hath been fed. But I witnessed the most disturbing thing. Roddy: What is that my faithful servant? Eric: It is Josh, Master, he is talking to Amy and Gerry, I think he is not to be trusted, he is conversing with the enemy. Roddy: Good work slave, but let us keep the plan as is and go after Josh later. Eric: But master…--is abruptly cut off by Roddy-- Roddy: What is done is done. The boyfriend stealing southern belle must go. We can not let this upset the Mistress (Chiara) any longer. Danielle enters the room breaking up the conversation. Lockdown is now over and it is time to gather in the Living Room to see what America’s Choice question is this week. The houseguests want a little private time, which houseguest do you want to see win a private gourmet meal with another houseguest of their choice. And the hamsters go nuts…woohoo! Food, privacy, alcohol, What more can they ask for? (Gerry’s stanky feet?) They beg to watch it again and Big Brother obliges (of course). The houseguests now sit and contemplate who will win America’s Choice. Roddy offers a bit of wisdom to the group let us listen in to this think tank… Roddy: Well according to the latest research, which I am privy to, only white straight boys between the ages of 13 and 30 watch this show so Marcellas I am sorry you won’t win, Josh will. Marcellas: What the ***BLEEP are you talking about? All you people out there get off your ***BLEEP and vote for me ***BLEEP it. And the think tank continues with the conversation now turning to votes and Amy’s departure. Roddy is still unsure about Josh’s vote. He wants to corner him and make sure he is voting as planned, now the talk turns to Gerry and Josh and how they are talking now. They don’t understand why Gerry believes anything Josh says. The frozen one here doesn’t believe that Josh is still in the house let alone talking to Gerry. More talk about America’s Choice, Amy is making her plea to her public: Amy: Please please please vote for me. It is my Last Supper. I haven’t won anything, please vote for me. Thank you. The think tank continues once again, Roddy, Eric and Chiara. They are discussing not being able to trust Marcellas now and wondering why he is talking to Josh. I know of ALL people to talk to in the house why Josh. So they decide maybe they should corner Marcellas and ask him what is up. Send the minion Roddy, we know he will do thy bidding! Danielle and Marcellas are shooting the breeze in the High Rent District. Danielle assures him that he is safe and that if he goes, then whoa Nellie, the explosion of explosion’s is going to happen. What they saw with Lori is nothing compared to what will happen if you go. Marcellas says one of their “group” needs to get HOH next week to break up the couples. They discuss the possibilities of putting Chiara up against Eric to make Roddy decide exactly who is closer to him, but what if one of them get the Veto? It is a win-win situation. Either way one of them is going. Finally a SMART plan emerges from the Big Brother house. Imagine that, now…will it work, well that is another question that remains to be answered. In walks Josh and Jason, and now the four-some is discussing (cues ominous music) Hand -Washing 2 – The Sequel. What will they do with Gerry? He is not using soap *Gasp Gasp* Oh no the sky is falling the sky is falling oh wait it is just the stench from Gerry's stanky feet. Jason thinks the best thing to do is talk to him privately the others are skeptical and Josh is just grossed out. Nothing much else goes on in the evening. Mostly general chit-chat and trying to figure out who is going to win America’s Choice this week. The houseguests are a little concerned since they are running out of toilet paper. Well duh with all of the verbal diarrhea running rampant in the house it is no wonder they are running low. See you all next time for the Pot Calling the Kettle Black show! I have been your hostess, IcePrincess. Now it is time for me to put my bunny ears away and head back north. –leaves a bushel of carrots for Bunny- |
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