Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, July 31, 2002
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Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 08:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
On Tuesday evening, Roddy tells Lisa: "Here is the only gossip I'm gonna say that is bad - well, not bad - Chiara is emotional, and I'm scared to death to hang out with you." See nomination target appear on Lisa's forehead.

Roddy also wants Lisa to know that he doesn't like it that Danielle doubted his word. He told her there was no beer, but she checked in the fridge anyway. When Chiara enters the room, he fills her in on Doubting Dani. See nomination target appear on Danielle's forehead.

Amy has resigned herself to being evicted and begins to choose her Outfit of Exit. Marcellas is there to lend a hand. He says he is packing, too, but Bunny doesn't see the point in this. Not because he isn't going anywhere, but because it will only take a moment to grab his robe and head out the door.

After dinner, the HGs are cleaning up the kitchen. Gerry comments that Danielle could make a workout video after she leaves the house. This is true except for one thing. Most people who make those videos actually work out in them.

Infantile Behavior Alert! Roddy is hosing down the basketball court when Chiara runs over and yanks down his undies. In response, Roddy hoses her down. Another episode of the Kiki-stone Cops.

Amy tells Marcellas and Josh that she doesn't want the vote to be unanimous against her. She thinks she deserves at least one vote to stay. "Let me just say I have this great profound speech I have written but if they say that the vote is something to zero, I'm gonna say you're all trash!"

Marcellas says, "This running around saying you don't want a unanimous vote seems like campaigning." Amy: "I'm not, Marcellas." Mar: "You know that you are going, the cards are stacked against you - what is the problem with unanimous?" Amy: "It is a slap in the face." And a slap on the hind end from Josh on your way out.

Amy says that having one vote will help her to save face when she goes home. Bunny think that Amy's face has been saved already since she decided to bury the ruby red lip gloss.

Amy goes on: "Marcellas, in no way have I campaigned against you. There is no way that I want to stay here and you go. That's from the bottom of my heart. I just want it to be 6-1."

Gerry enters the room just in time to hear this. Marcellas follows him out and yells at Gerry not to give Amy a vote: "I will not leave because of my relationship with her!" Gerry: "I swear on my dead mama that you have my vote." Of course, Gerry's mother is in a nursing home in Queens. (Just kidding.) The two HGs hug, a touching moment of bonding between Ham-let and Robes-pierre.

Eric, Roddy, and Josh are in the hot tub discussing game strategy. Josh assures the other two that he won't make a move without consulting them. They consider putting up Marcellas again with Danielle. Poor Marcie. I guess they're just darned sick of that house coat.

Jason joins the Three Men in a Tub: the farter, the fighter, the Marcie-exciter. He tells them that Amy came to him asking for a sympathy vote but he refused to give it to her. Jason, Jason, Jason - what happened to helping the needy?

Jason is sure that Gerry will nominate him if he gets HOH. "He doesn't like me." The others assure him he has their support. I thought he had the backing of Jesus, too, but after he turned his back on Amy - well, I'm not so sure now.

Marcellas is worried about Amy's one vote and makes the rounds to find out who it is. Lisa says t'ain't her; ditto for Dani. Kiki says it isn't her either, but it may be Gerry or Josh. Dani: "Or Jason." Nope, Danielle, please see above.

Onward to Josh's room, where Marcellas finds out that Josh was the one planning to give Amy a vote. He says he's changing his mind, however. And we all know why. He's not interested in spanking Marcellas on Eviction Night.

Amy wants to know why Marcellas is so intent on keeping her from getting a vote. He says it's because one vote against him could lead to others. She disagrees and adds that she should be allowed to leave with a shred of dignity. (And that's just about what she has left. One tiny shred.)

Chiara shares her nomination plan with Danielle. "If I get HOH, I'll nominate Jason and Josh because I want Josh out." Dani says, "I'm not comfortable with that, and if I get Power of Veto and feel like there's a hint of Jason going out, I'll take him off the block." Chiara promises that Jason will be fine. (He better be, kids. He just freakin' better be!)

Eric and Amy sit down to play cards. Amy is upset that Marcellas doesn't want her to have a single vote. Eric tries to comfort her by saying he doesn't think this means that Marcellas doesn't want to be her friend.

Danielle calls Amy inside because Marcellas has heard her talking to Eric and Dani thinks they should "nip it in the bud." Bunny thinks you should go lightly on the use of words like "nip" around Amy, but whatever. Anyway, Marcellas winds up for the pitch and lets Amy have it right between the baby blues.

He screams that she was nominated because of her own behavior - that she has given every HG a reason to vote her out. "Stop running around playing the martyr - you look ridiculous!" And, oh, she got drunk and ruined his dinner.

The fighting in the ring escalates, and Danielle steps in to referee. (This is the one time that Marcie's robe fits the occasion, except most boxers have taken it off by now.) Danielle asks Amy who told her the vote was going to be unanimous. "Josh."

Amy, in tears, apologizes to Marcellas, reiterating that she wasn't trying to stir up more than one vote. Another Hallmark moment as the two make up. Can someone freeze-frame it for Bunny's Christmas card?

Chiara suggests that they have a Going-Away party for Amy. This makes Bunny smile. Keek with a kind streak. Who knew?

She gathers everyone in the living room and asks them to make "Why I Love Amy" statements. All the HGs are quite sweet but Marcellas' speech blows the other's out of the water.

Marcellas: "I'm going to miss your absolute amazing dead-on wit and amazing sense of humor and grace and kindness of your smile and that beautiful blonde hair. Every time you walked into a room, it brightened my day and my life. I did not come here to find a friend but I've been enriched just by meeting you. I absolutely, positively love and adore you." Hanky, anyone?

Amy and Marcellas decide to go to the Diary Room together to do a farewell entry. Best Line of the Day comes from Amy: "It's like when Kathy Lee left Regis - but I look better than Kathy Lee."

The HGs head for bed and we find Chiara and Lisa whispering together. They decide they will go after Josh if either one gets HOH. Talk quickly switches to their sweet baboos, and Chiara tells Lisa that in the Diary Room she says she wants to marry Roddy. After these few weeks in the house, he knows her so well. "My ex didn't even know I had a retainer - didn't even know I had a blankey." Bunny apologizes for calling Chiara infantile earlier.

Chiara goes to find Roddy and tells him that she is going to leave an ugly goodbye message for Amy because Amy was mean to Tonya. Roddy says he doesn't think it's a good idea. Gee whiz, Keek, just about the time Bunny starts giving you a high five for the generous send-off in the living room, too.

Chiara says she's going to do it as a cheer and it will go something like this:
Are you ready? Hell, yeah! Alright!
I got Roddy!
Gosh almighty!
Who the hell are you?
Sayonara! – Adios!
Oh, Amy, goodbye!
Bunny's just shocked that Chiara used the word "gosh."

Roddy talks Chiara out of it, saying it would make her look trashy. Kind of like she's back on that train to Slutsville, you know? He says she's a "f'in' classy chick." Bunny thinks that the word "classy" means something different in Roddyland.

The night isn't over. We still need to eavesdrop on Jason and Danielle. Jason tells Danielle that he really feels that Amy shouldn't have to leave the house with a unanimous vote against her, but he wants Roddy to trust him. Danielle warns him not to make any deals with Roddy. "He's the anti-Christ!"

Dani: "Jason, tell Marcellas that Roddy planned to get rid of him. Tell him it didn't matter if it was him or Amy."

Marcellas enters and they fill him in on Roddy's plan. Dani: "If any of us gets HOH, we need to put up Josh and Roddy." Jason: "We also shouldn't underestimate Lisa." It's decided that Marcellas or Gerry should get HOH next and put up one of the couples from the Love Shack.

Danielle says, "It's time to play." No, it's not. It's time to sleep. It's 4am and Bunny needs her rest. Please let her have it.

Finally, the HGs are snoring - or maybe that's just Gerry. The next morning Gerry is up first as usual, followed by Eric. Danielle and Lisa enter next, and Eric warns them that he's about to fart. Don't you just love a guy with manners?

The girls thank him for his kindness and leave the room to get dressed. Danielle slips on her pants and notices they're too tight. Hmm, maybe it's time to change the Abs Class to a Booty Class.

Josh wastes no time this morning and begins to discuss game strategy with Danielle. "Clearly, Gerry needs to go." Danielle says she would like to get HOH, but she doesn't know who she would put up. Josh asks her not to nominate him, and she says she won't. He promises to watch her back as well. Which won't be hard, considering it seems to be growing bigger by the day. Must be all that peanut butter.

Some people's bodies are growing smaller. Dani might have to pass on doing a workout video, but Gerry could step up to the plate. "Gerry-atric Gymboree! Buy it in stores now!"

Josh corners Roddy and tells him they need to work to get Gerry out of the house next. Roddy walks away. Josh then makes a beeline to Lisa to tell her the same thing. Lisa replies that she is putting all her energy into booting Gerry. Then she, too, walks away. Josh seems to repel more people than a butt boil. (No offense to Lisa.)

Speaking of which, Lisa may not have any energy to direct toward Gerry's eviction if her infected backside doesn't clear up soon. She has become quite lethargic of late. Perhaps it's not the boil that has worn her out, but rather multiple naval orgasms. Do tell.

It's Monkey Time in the bedroom as Eric inspects the whatever-it-is on Lisa's derriere. Picking and poking and prodding. Squeezing and squishing and squashing. Time to change feeds.

But here's Josh, buzzing around Eric. "We need to evict Gerry now! If we don't, he's going after the girls, and that's a fact." It's also a fact that Josh is beginning to favor Howie Mandel just a wee bit.

Today's Tidbits:

(1) Gerry had a small part in the movie "Tootsie." He was up for the title role but the producer wouldn't let him wear his black socks with high heels.

(2) Chiara has a crush on Hardy from BB2. Bunny doesn't like to hear this. After watching Chiara beat out Amy for Roddy, you'd be looking at one scared rabbit if she and Bunny were to ever take it outside.

Roddy tells Chiara that he is tired of having "surface" conversations with HGs about nothing but pop culture. He wants something deeper from these people. It's hard to hear what Roddy's saying because Marcellas is yelling that he wants to know who's on the cover of the August VOGUE.

Chiara criticizes Roddy's constant use of "you know." She says, "You use it too much, you know what I mean? I mean, like, you are always saying it, and, like, why don't you say 'Do you understand?', know what I mean?"

Could someone tell me what is up with Marcellas' little white anklets and thongs? I'm just sayin'.

Roddy specifically targets Danielle in his talk to Chiara about shallow people. He thinks she has no passion about anything. While Roddy is working to influence Chiara against Dani, Danielle is in the bedroom with Marcellas discussing how they can get Roddy evicted. "That boy has got ta go," says Marcellas. He says he may put up Chiara and Roddy at the same time. "That would be scandalous!," responds Danielle. Yes, maybe, but also fun.

Eric and Lisa decide to spend the afternoon hours in bed. Roddy sits on the edge of their bed for a moment to talk about all the trips they are going to take together. And, lo and behold, heeeeeeeeeeeere's Kiki! Bunny is beginning to think that Roddy has one of those Never-Lost systems attached to his shorts.

Jason joins Danielle and Marcellas in the bedroom and tells them how he wants a big wedding and will write a song for his bride. No need, Jase. Bunny's done it for you. It's called, "I Promise I Didn't Get Married Just to Have Sex."
It goes like this:
I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong, the bells are going to chime
Pull out the stopper
Cuz I've got a whopper
But I promise I didn't get married just to have sex

It's time to stop the summary when Bunny begins to poke fun at Jason. One must remember that God has lightning at His disposal.

Hoppy trails,