Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Monday, July 29, 2002
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Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Monday, July 29, 2002
Bunny | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 10:28 pm     Monday morning begins with Gerry's now-familiar treadmill routine. I imagine that labs everywhere have that one rat who gets up before the other rats and heads for the wheel so he doesn't have to fight for time on it later. And in his head while he's running, he imagines he's smarter than the other rats - the King Rat, so to speak - when in reality, the other rats see him as Nasty Rat, the one that needs to take his funky tail out the door. Speaking of funky tails, can anyone smell Eau de Josh through your computer? Bunny can. Whenever he's in the room, she backs away from her screen a few feet because she knows what's coming. Did Bunky happen to leave any Gas-Ex in a drawer? And while we're on the subject, let's get back to Ger Bear. The guy just can't keep his finger out of his butt. I don't know what's back there that continues to draw his attention, but hiney-picking really bugs Bunny. The morning continues with Gerry making coffee, then doing the dishes. I'll applaud you, guy, for your efforts to keep the household running smoothly. I'd ask you to clap along with me, but it's something you can't do single-handedly. Lisa wakes up briefly to inform Eric that she still doesn't feel well, which she attributes to the spider bite she suffered. You and I both know it has nothing to do with Boris - she's queasy because Eric's been fooling with her naval. In case you missed it, Lisa says she can have an orgasm if someone messes with her belly button. This explains why she always wears midriff-baring t-shirts. She's the Ever-Ready rabbit, raring to go at a touch. Anytime, anywhere, there's Lisa's innie, ready to send her into convulsions. BB wakes up the other HGs for the morning, and they stagger into the kitchen for breakfast. Amy is alive after her bout with Betty Booze last night, but isn't hungry. Roddy suggests they have cocktail hour tonight, and Aims thinks that's a good idea. Hair of the dog, I guess. Gerry and Josh do some morning strategizing. They are in agreement that the couples have to be broken up. Josh: "It's my fear that Marcellas will put me up." Gerry: "Talk to him. He has more animosity toward the couples." Only because he's been left out of the pairing. Even the lizards have someone to love. Josh: "There was a lot of pressure for Roddy to put you up this week." Gerry; "That doesn't surprise me." Josh: "I still think we need to get rid of the women." I don't think Josh is thinking this one through. Whose bottoms will he slap if all the women are evicted? Is there AA (Ass-Swatters Anonymous) available to help him through withdrawal? Josh says, "I'm not worried about long-term with these people. I'm not into cross-country relationships." Gerry: "I think you have the right idea, and if you're HOH, I'll back you up." No, Ger, please don't back up. I don't want your behind to become an issue again. I hate to keep picking on you, but.... If someone nominates Roddy or Eric and Josh gets veto power, he says he will cancel that nomination. Word to Josh: Those boys aren't worried about long-term either. At least not with you. Jason takes the magnifying glass that BB provided and uses it to try to start a fire in the backyard. I bet he learned how to do it in Boy Scouts, don't you? Normally, I would be worried about Jason's science experiment, but with Eric around - well, let's just say that I'm glad our resident firefighter used his personal hose to take target practice in the garbage can. It could come in handy. Eric tells Roddy that Josh is working against them and they need to get him out. Roddy says he gave his word to Josh that he wouldn't vote against him. Eric's attention shifts to his scaly little pals in the lizard tank. He thinks it's time to clean their environment of all the nasty, smelly things that have accumulated in the area. The irony of the fact that this cleansing takes place after a conversation about Josh doesn't escape me. Roddy joins Chiara at the pool, where Chiara fills him in on something Josh told her - that Gerry plans on nominating Lisa and Chiara or Chiara and Roddy if he gets HOH. Roddy: "Gerry thinks he's going to win this thing. He's delusional." And YOU think that Chiara is the kind of girl you take home to Mother. Who's delusional? Chiara wants to get rid of Josh. Roddy isn't worried about that now - he's focused on Amy. He thinks Josh has changed his mind about voting against her. Must have been her drunken rambling last night. Who knows what she promised Josh? The girl was so tanked she may have bartered her entire supply of cheese and lipstick just to get a vote, not to mention a hook-up with Bill Clinton. Yes, that's right, Aims is pals with Bubba. Picture him in a room with Josh and Amy, allowing them to clear the air about their mistreatment at the hands of other HGs. And clearing the air is a must when Josh lands in a room. Clearly. Roddy and Chiara decide that Marcellas and Gerry can stay in the house longer because they have no support. Roddy says Gerry "owes me one, and I'll use it to take you off the block if it comes to that." Good call, because you need more time to plan the wedding and what you're going to name your kids. No, wait, Chiara has taken care of that already. Okay, you'll need her there because someone needs to serve as a barrier between you and the spiders loose in the bedroom. She should be able to attract a bite or two, especially if they overhear some of the things she's saying to Jason. She wants to know if Jason wants to pee in her mouth. This makes Bunny gag for a moment, but then she gets excited because now she's thinking maybe it wasn't Eric who did his business in the trash can after all. It was Pee-ara. Roddy tells his little darlin' that he trusts Amy more than he trusts Josh or Gerry. (Hmm...so you nominated her why?) Chiara says she trusts Gerry and Josh more than Amy. (Oh, yeah, that's why.) Changing his mind about keeping Eric and Lisa with them in the final four, Roddy decides that they should take Jason with them to the end instead. Chiara agrees. Chiara, the nodding head dog in the back of the elderly couple's car. Yes, Roddy, uh huh, Roddy, whatever you say, Roddy - woof! Roddy sees a lady bug and brings it to Chiara. She is swept off her feet by this thoughtful gesture and decides she'll get a lady bug tattoo when she leaves the house. How about now? Lady bug, lady bug, fly away home. Chiara tells Lisa that Gerry wants to put them up for nomination if he gets HOH. In the meantime, Josh is in the bedroom with Amy, telling her that HE will put up the two girls if he gets the chance. Bunny's head spins with all the lies Josh is putting out there. She can't keep up. There's Josh again, this time conferring with Marcellas. Mar tells Josh that he doesn't plan on nominating him again if he gets HOH because he is "tired of the revolving door" of nominees. Josh says that Marcellas shouldn't have been nominated this time because he did nothing wrong (What about that whole cashmere sweater tied around the neck thing? That's so Two Years Ago. And he calls himself a fashion designer?) Josh shares that his girlfriend knew he was "coming in as the ass-smacker" because that's what he does to her. Gee, what do you have to do to get in his circle? Nothing like having a friend who will come up behind you and beat your ass. I would prefer to leave that type of friend behind. Pun intended. Marcellas moves on to find Danielle. He asks her if they should put up Jason next week if one of them gets HOH. "No," says Danielle. (Way to feel Bunny's vibe, girlfriend.) Dani says that Gerry told her he was going to nominate one of the couples if he gets HOH. The group gathers in the living room for the Power of Veto ceremony. Eric opts not to use it and Bunny leaves bored. Marcellas, still shopping at Robes R Us, says he's not interested in interior design. "The world doesn't need one more faggot telling people where to put a couch." Eric and Lisa are snuggling in the hammock, and Eric wants to know what Lisa's ex-boyfriend was like. "He had a lot of tattoos, and I'm not a tattoo person." Excuse me? What's that atrocious blob in the small of your back then? Magic marker? Danielle conducts Abs Class and Josh joins in wearing his flat black booties. A souvenir from Duck World perhaps? Hey, has anyone ever seen Danielle actually participate in her own class? I dare say no. And that J. Lo backside is just crying for some lifts. Bunny is tired of Jason's bandanas. At first, she thought they were cute. But now, she just wants him to use that magnifying glass and burn the whole bunch. He even has Danielle and Chiara wearing them now. I guess it beats Marcellas' robe fad - but yo ho, yo ho, matey, it's time to walk 'em down the plank. Lisa is still aching from that darned ol' bite from Spidey, so she's absent from the abs workout. (Bunny won't make any wise "cracks" about where the spider bit her.) The other HGs are huffing and puffing, and Josh huffs and puffs until he blows his arse out. Kiki giggles and hides from the smell by burying her nose in her own armpit. Just the anti-toxin one needs, I guess. Following the exercise session, Chiara tries to straddle Jason. He won't allow it. "What's wrong with you?," she asks. Yeah, Jase, what's wrong with pretending to be Santa and letting that ho ho ho sit in your lap? Eric is lifting weights and comments that he needs to drop ten pounds because he is fat. Oh, Eric, it's all in your head. Chiara visits the Storage Room and discovers liquor on the shelf. She decides to hoard it under her bed and in the HOH room. Wait a minute, Chiara, WWJD? (What would Jason do?) Jason heard what Bunny said about his bandana and changed into a ball cap. It looks much better, and she politely thanks him. But here comes Josh in his head-kerchief and she hopes this will serve as a reminder to Jason that he should never wear one again. When in doubt, just ask yourself, WWWW? (What would Weasel wear?) Lisa has now consented to see a physician. The diagnosis is that she doesn't have a spider bite. This is a relief to Amy because she suffers from a fear of eight-legged critters. Amy can quote the book EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER BUT YOUR ARACHNOPHOBIA MADE YOU TOO AFRAID TO ASK verbatim. For instance, did you know that a brown recluse can drink its weight in whiskey and not be as drunk as Amy was last night? I don't know what's bitten Lisa's booty, but I'd be zooming those lenses in Eric's direction at night to see what's going on. He may be a sleep-chomper as well as a sleep-talker. Speaking of chowing down on raw hide, the HGs sit down to a dinner of pork chops. Bunny will leave them to their eats. Hoppy Trails,
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