Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Tuesday, July 23, 2002
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Tuesday, July 23, 2002 - 04:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
On Monday afternoon, Amy is still pouting about BB asking Chiara what she thought of the relationship between Amy and Roddy. Those little stinkers! Bunny thinks she would enjoy having the job of Pot Stirrer behind the screen. BB, do you need references?

Marcellas tells Amy that maybe Chiara made up the story about BB, and that she should get out of the HOH room and start playing the game. (But, Marc, I like THIS game! You see, I have a bet going with someone about how long Amy will stay in there, and right now I'm winning.)

Marcellas also warns Amy to stay away from Josh. "He will only hurt you in the long run." He advises her to try and meet Chiara and Tonya halfway. That's right. Meet Chiara halfway to jail and Tonya halfway to the topless bar. Don't worry, they know the way.

Marcellas gives one more piece of advice: "Don't antagonize a HO!" That's a mantra I live by, Marc, and it's always worked for me.

Meanwhile, Roddy is trying to convince Gerry to keep Josh in the game. Are you kidding me with this, Roddy? That's like trying to convince Bunny that she's really a rabbit.

Lisa, Danielle, Josh, and Eric discuss the possibility of getting Chiara out of the game. (Better hurry - her trial starts soon!) They say "she's about girl power" and they aren't into "that girly-girl thing." Funny, but when I think "girly," I don't think "Chiara." When I think "squirrely," maybe.

It's naptime and we eavesdrop on some pillow talk between Huey Lewis and the Flooze.
Chiara: "I was told I was the girl next door, the nice girl, in the house." (Huh? In what neighborhood??) "Lisa was supposed to be the mean one. I think you're the smart one, Roddy." (Bunny used to think so, but she's presently re-evaluating.)

Chiara: "I know I have a horrible body." (Insert "Please tell me I don't.")
Huey, I mean Roddy: "I haven't looked at your body even once." (Oops, there it is. Our first Wrong Roddy Response.)

Lisa and Danielle are confused as to why Tonya never talks about her children. I'll tell you why, girls. Because it's a known fact that silicone deadens all maternal instincts. It's in the research. Look it up.

Back in the bedroom, Chiara and Roddy continue:
Chiara: "You made me enemies with Amy."
Roddy: "It's almost easier to have enemies."
Chiara: "If I get HOH next, I'm going to put up Gerry and Amy."
Roddy: "Would you put me up?"
Chiara: "No. Would you put me up?"
Roddy does his best Simon and Garfunkle impression and gives her sounds of silence. Maybe he muttered "no," but I was too busy watching Chiara do leg lifts trying to get Roddy to notice the body he's never looked at.

Tonya has been lying in the sun (dumb) and wants to try and do something with her hair (dumber). She heads for the shower but finds no faux lesbian encounters waiting for her.

Later, TaTaYa joins Chiara and Roddy in the bedroom to dish about Amy. Remember, she "can't stand her, I just can't stand her." I keep thinking she's going to say "Can't stand up, I just can't stand up!" The whole gravity issue must be a constant struggle for her.

The group concludes they want Amy out of the house before Gerry. Looks like we may have to hear more about Hamlet.

Eric is changing clothes in the bedroom and Bunny gets a glimpse of his naked bo-hunkus. Bunny is sorry that she can't get word to Marcellas, because he would pay her for her view. A rear view, at that.

Danielle wants the girls to band together to vote out Josh. She, Lisa, Chiara, and Tonya are rehashing every bad thing Josh has done in the house. Lisa: "Josh told me you were voting to keep him in." Danielle: "No way. I don't put my cards on the table." This is good news because Bunny is sick and tired of you and Gerry playing Gin Rummy all day.

Josh is counting his votes to Eric and Lisa. He believes he'll have enough to pull through. Josh: "Is anyone working on Jason?" Lisa: "No one's going to get anything out of Jason." In more ways than one.

Tonya joins Gerry in the hot tub. They have a heart-to-heart about morals. (Gerry says he has some, and Tonya wants to know if they itch.) Tonya says she has high standards and doesn't want her children around low-class people. She also says she doesn't want to rely on men to support her anymore. She wants to win this game for "the kids." Pardon Bunny while she fills a barf bag.

Tonya says BB asked her in the Diary Room if she was losing weight. I think you misunderstood, Ton. They asked if you were losing AIR.

Danielle and Chiara head for the patio to smoke a cigarette. Danielle says she doesn't want her children to see her smoking. Chiara says ditto about her dad. Then they puff away live on camera. This is when Bunny gets that perplexed look on her face as she wonders if inhaling cigarette smoke causes one to exhale brain cells.

Roddy wants to play a poker game using chocolate bars as chips. He says only the ones who can eat this week will be allowed to play. Gal pal KiKi is a non-eater this week, so Roddy's rule sends her stomping and screaming out of the room. Later, she blames her outburst on "being around all those negative women." Takes one to know one.

The talk turns to skinny dipping. Chiara has never skinny-dipped. Tonya has never skinny-dipped. April Fool!

Male bonding time between Josh and Roddy finds Roddy saying that Chiara needs too much attention. So do the lizards, but I don't think they bite.

Eric joins them to say he just apologized for being upset with Tonya because she said Sprint made cell phones and they do not. He said all the girls backed up Tonya's statement about Sprint and he knew he was right. The guys agree with Eric. Heck, everyone knows Sprint doesn't make call phones. You be a man, E, and stand up for the good name of phone companies everywhere. They're counting on you, dude.

The guys say that if the women weren't in the house, they would be farting, belching, cussing... No comment.

Amy finally comes out of her room, wearing the newest hot trend in fashion - La Robe de Marcellas. She's immediately cornered by Josh, who works on winning her vote. Amy says she will give him her li'l ol' support.

Some of the men decide to make sundaes in the kitchen instead of going to bed. Roddy entices Jason to open up about how well the game is being played. Jason thinks Lisa is playing a good game - "she's stable...Gerry's okay but will go soon...I really like Eric..Josh..You, Roddy, you're an open guy..just like we're talking here, you're telling me what you're thinking..." What's that story about the wolf that dresses like a sheep? Someone read it to Jason.

Roddy encourages Jason to give Josh his support to form an all-male alliance against the women. Jason says he was leaning toward evicting Josh because he didn't like the way he treated Gerry. (See, Josh? They tol' ya and they tol' ya and you just wouldn't LISten.)

Jason says he knows the guys will stick together vs. the girls. But he's not sure about letting Josh slide by this time. "This group is about honesty and integrity. I believe the person with the most integrity will win this game." Heh. Fat chance.

Roddy promises Jason that if he votes to keep Josh in, he'll make sure Josh doesn't nominate Jason. Mighty big of you, cowboy.

Jason falls for Roddy's spin and makes a pact with him. Jason shaking hands with the Devil? God must be reeling.

The HGs stay up until the sun comes up, but the next morning, Sunshine Gerry is up with the chickens. Or the lizards, as the case may be. The others straggle in through the morning, but the first interesting conversation happens between Roddy and Chiara Tuesday afternoon.

Chiara says Josh isn't speaking to her because she's voting against him. (And you expected what?) Roddy tells her he tried to explain to Josh that she felt loyalty toward Tonya. You know, the kind of loyalty that Tonya felt for Lori. No, wait, not that kind of loyalty. The other kind. The kind that means you're actually loyal.

Bunny needs to go show some loyalty toward a tuna sandwich.

Hoppy trails,