Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Saturday, September 7, 2002
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The morning begins with Danielle and Jason having coffee in the backyard. They waste no time discussing nominations. Jason says he will put up Amy and Marcellas.

BB calls for a lockdown which brings the other HGs to the yard. All are dressed except you-know-who in his standard terrycloth garment. Hey, has anyone ever seen Marcellas wash that thing? No, really. Raise your hand if you've ever been witness to that robe getting laundered.

After the lockdown, Danielle follows Marcellas into the house and tells him "You know I got your back." He says he knows that. And he's right. She does have his back covered. With a blanket of pit vipers, steel spikes, and poison ointment.

The two of them say that any of the remaining HGs could beat Amy in the finals. We know this is true because she received an all-expenses paid vacation to Cancun and the others didn't. Nothing spells revenge like a missed taco platter.

Marcellas says it has to be Danielle, Jason, and himself in the end - and "intellectually I know that you and I are the stronger players." Intellectually, Bunny knows you're not. But you'll find that out soon enough.

Danielle tells Marcellas: "Amy has to go." Well, if that's true, I hope she has a designated driver.

The HGs minus Jason continue their Roddy-bashing from yesterday. Ho hum. Does Bunny really have to listen?
Amy: "In my whole life, it happens over and over."
Danielle: "What? People taking advantage of your emotions?"
Amy: "Yeah. I keep repeating my mistakes. Is it always going to be like this?"
Bunny: "Uh, yeah."

Danielle can't miss an opportunity to trash Rod: "Blah blah jerk..blah blah played Amy...blah blah scum...blah blah I wanna scratch his eyes out." That was good, Dan, but you forgot "blah blah devil...blah blah Satan...blah blah I'm really in love with the guy and maybe this hissy fit I throw every time his name is mentioned will keep you from discovering that my love is like a heat wave burning in my heart."

Marcellas says he nominated Roddy because he was mad at him, and that he chose to put Amy on the block for the same reason. "You need to grow up!," he tells her. This from a guy who frolics back and forth through the backyard sprinkler carrying a toy shark?

BB announces that nominations will be soon, and Jason becomes pensive. He tells Danielle that he is not looking forward to doing this, and is quite stressed about it. The furrows in his brow are unattractive and Bunny is thinking it might be time to bring back that shaggy haircut to cover his forehead.

Lisa is inspecting her skin and comments, "Pimples are not your friends." I've got a bit of news for ya, Lees. They beat the heck out of the folks you're surrounding yourself with these days. When's the last time a pimple ever plotted against you to swipe a half-mil from under your nose?

I just overheard Marcellas say, "I wish Amy would stop saying 'sugar' all the damn time." Okay, who slipped him yesterday's summary?

Lisa: "Danielle said Amy must have been hurt in her life somewhere, but gosh, you don't come here and..."
Mar: "Do it on a national stage."
Lisa: "Yes."
Mar: "She made me so mad crying on the live show like that - way to be a martyr. What if I go to Memphis to see her and I get on a plane and now I have to worry about how much she drinks?"

Well, Marcellas, it's a two-way street. Now she has to worry about watching you de-board a 707 in your housecoat. Know what I'm saying?

Mar: "Amy's time is up. No more drama." (insert snicker here)

Marcellas tells Lisa that Gerry told him he was intelligent and encouraged him to go back to school. I like this idea and think perhaps someone should get the word to Mar that the bell is ringing and he better get a move on.

Jason takes Amy into the HOH room to divulge his plan to nominate her today. She says she is fine with it but Jason says he's not - he loves everyone in the house and hates to nominate any of them. Which brings me back to that itchy grass skirt again, but hindsight's 20/20, hey, Jay?

Jason encourages her to try for the Golden Veto and save herself, but she says she doesn't want to be selfish and should save Marcellas instead. Amy, honey, it's called Golden Veto, not You're an Idiot Veto.

Marcellas is worried that he has embarrassed his family by his actions in the house. I can't speak for them, dude, but you're embarrassing the heck out of me. Two words: Get dressed. Two more words: Quit trashing your best friend in the house and remember not to bite the hand that feeds you especially if he's named Gerry and he vetoed your butt from being booted outtha door.

This seems like a good time to give Gerry some late props for being the only person to use said Veto and make the game interesting for the viewers. Next year they should just call it the Power of Gerry. And if you have the guts to use it, you go home with a lifetime supply of black socks.

The HGs decide to discuss any regrets they have about their time in the house. Danielle regrets calling Gerry to the carpet on his hand-washing issues. Marcellas regrets two things: crying after he ate the chicken liver and being so nice to Gerry. Huh? Marcellas, you didn't hear a word I said, did you?

Amy says, "I honestly wouldn't take back anything." Really? Not even the twelve gallons of Citrona that found its way into your system the last few weeks? And the times you became one with the floor? What about subjecting us all to that shade of Harlot Red lipstick? That's certainly one for the books, if you ask me.

The nomination ceremony takes place, and Jason goes through with the plan to nominate Mar and Amy. This is the fifth time for Amy, which is the new code word for "boring." Jason ought to know better. He watched this show last year.

Marcellas is upset and thinks Jason should have nominated Lisa. Danielle promises to use the Golden Veto on him if she wins it. But Marcellas tells her not to because "I want to prove I can beat Amy." This reminds me of that old Chinese proverb: He who think he hot s--- may soon find out he full of it.

Mar continues on to say, "Jason is toast next week if I get HOH. I will repay him in kind!" Yeah, if Amy goes, there goes the drama. Just like you said.

Later on, Jason tells Danielle, "I feel like a dog for nominating Marcellas but I didn't have a deal with him. Amy deserves the right to win this game as much as anybody."

Jason: "Did I do the right thing? Should I try to win the Power of Veto and take Marcellas off the block? If he stays, I'm in trouble. Yeah, he's got to go."
Danielle: "Nothing personal. He's got to go. It's just business. We never had his word."
Jason: "I want friendship over the game, but.."
Danielle: "We've played fair and square. We have to stay focused."

Jason: "Ideally, Amy gets POV and takes herself off."
Danielle: "Don't put me in there. It's too much of a risk. You're the only one I trust."

Everyone say it with me: Pleeeeeeeease put her up, Jason? Pretty pleeeeeeeeease? We just want to see if she turns into the devil, you know? Think ratings, Jason. Think of your viewing audience.

Marcellas cries on Lisa's shoulder about his inhumane treatment by Jason, the cad who dared to nominate him. Lisa assures him that "it's Amy's time to go." (What time is it, kids? It's Amy's time to go!)

Jason says,"Amy, there is one question I'm dying to ask you." Amy: "What is it?" Jason: "Were you romantically interested in Roddy?" Huh? Jason, can you read Braille? Cuz they don't come any blinder than you. Amy's crush on Roddy was deeper than the toilet where Elvis lost his life. And it was as obvious as the pimple on Lisa's face. You know, the one that's not her friend.

Of course, Amy's response is "no." But Marcellas admits that he was "in love with Roddy for two seconds, then I snapped out of it." Two seconds. Yep, that's just about how long it took you to strip down naked and run across the yard to the hot tub where Roddy was. I saw it all, and I'm talking.

The HGs are bored and want to pretend they are the evicted HGs for a good laugh. Jason says he's not comfortable making fun of them. No, I say leave that to Bunny.

Danielle says: "I'm missing my life." (Then take it back.) "My home." (It's just a plane ride away.) "It's Saturday night." (And there's a red eye leaving at two.)

Lisa: "These last days just drag." (So do these summaries. Get up and do something.) Danielle: "If I leave, I almost don't want to get on a plane." (There goes my earlier suggestion.) "I want to take a Greyhound bus and look out the window for seven or eight hours." While you're there, could you go ahead and open the window and throw out those do-rags you wear? Tina Turner wouldn't be caught dead in one of those.

Marcellas is sorry that he didn't keep Roddy in the house. He tells Amy that Jason betrayed him. Jason as Judas. Gives a body pause.

Marcellas decides he is going to demand that Jason tell him why he didn't nominate Lisa. "I have a right to know." But before he can confront Jay, Danielle magically appears and advises him not to. "Don't show your cards. Jason has the tie vote." Translation: "Don't start asking Jason any questions because you might find out that I told him to nominate you, and even though you can find this out before the cast party and vote against me, I think you'll be too busy trying to work the line at the latest hot New York club and won't take the time to get on the internet to read how I masterminded the whole thing."

Danielle uses sign language to communicate with Lisa and Bunny tries to make out what she's spelling. I think it said, "You're next, sister" or something like that. No, on closer look, I think she's spelling out "That pimple on your face is not your friend."

Hoppy trails,