Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Tuesday, July 30, 2002
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Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Tuesday, July 30, 2002
Bunny | Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 07:32 pm     Following dinner Monday evening, Roddy and Eric sit down to a game of chess. Roddy comments that next week "one of them has to go." Eric: "Who? The girls?" Roddy: "No, Josh or Gerry." Bunny is upset that personal hygiene issues have become a reason to evict someone, because she thinks she would rather put up with a few extra germs and a little more stink than the vermin that continually spews from Chiara's mouth. But then again, maybe not. Roddy says that he heard Jason talking about Amy last night. Uh oh, the saint has fallen from his pedestal on a Monday night. Have the HGs from Hell led him to the fire? Or was he just taking a short walk on the wild side? Speaking of wild, I think I heard someone singing a song about Josh today. It went something like: Wild thing You know your farts sting They make everything Nasty Wild thing Marcellas tells Amy and Jason while playing cards that he survived the whole day without talking to Gerry. By the way, he also survived the whole day without getting dressed. Bunny can't even bring herself to don her own terrycloth robe anymore. It's just too Marcellas, too BB trendy, too Ken doll. Roddy continues his conversation with Eric about possible nominations next week. "Chiara, I mean, she's great - but she's so emotional. I'm worried about the girls." Waldo appears out of nowhere and Roddy asks, "Josh, how worried are you about the girls?" Then Waldo Jr. (Chiara) appears out of a different nowhere and that's that for woman worry. Jason points out to Amy that she was "drunk and crazy last night." Amy says she wasn't. "Do you think I would do anything to make me look stupid on national TV?" DO anything? No. DRINK anything? You bet your bippy. Marcellas tells Jason that Amy ruined his special dinner. Jason: "Don't say that. It will be one of the best memories you'll have." Mar: "No, the last half hour was hell, I tell you, hell!" No, Marcellas, hell for you would be a place where there is no cashmere. And you know what they say about that: Hell hath no furry like a young goat shorn. Amy tells Gerry that Roddy explained to her why he nominated her. He said she hurt his feelings, and either didn't realize it or didn't care. Amy says she has learned from the experience and will try to be nicer to people when she leaves the house. This is what she thinks her time in the BB house was supposed to teach her. Bunny thinks it was supposed to teach her that Roddy likes to pull the wool over people's eyes (not necessarily cashmere) so they'll vote for him when he makes the finals. Eric enters the kitchen to make some tea. "It gets me in touch with my feminine side." Marcellas: "If you REALLY want to get in touch with your feminine side, come on over to my room." Hose him down, E, full nozzle. Hiney Bite Update! The doctor ordered a blood test done for Lisa to aid in his diagnosis. He ordered that all HGs use toilet seat covers until the test results are back. For most of the HGs, this is scary; but it's great news to Marcellas, who is just about out of alcohol swabs. How sad it will be not to hear him singing on the way to the bathroom: Hi ho, hi ho It's off to poop I go I swab the stall With alcohol Hi ho, hi ho Marcie says he is sad that he will never give his mother any grandchildren. "I know she wonders if she babied me too much or gave me too much chocolate." Bunny's ears perk up as she ponders that all the Junior Mints she ate over the years may turn her into Ru Paul. Best Line of the Day comes from Amy: "I came into this house and was afraid everyone would hate me. Oh, wait, they do!" On Tuesday morning, Gerry cleans the kitchen and does a load of laundry, then relaxes on the patio with his coffee. He hears a bird squawk and for some reason, this sends Gerry into a recitation of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven." Please, Gerry, stop it. Quoth the raven nevermore! Upon waking, Eric and Dani join Chiara and Roddy in the HOH room. Chiara dives into the next chapter of "Kiki, the Blushing Bride" by sharing that her father wants her to get married at the country club. Roddy makes no comment as she plays with his ring finger. I thought I saw his middle finger raise ever-so-slightly, but it could have been my imagination. Roddy says that he would like to come back to the house sometime after the show is over. Chiara gleefully interjects that perhaps they can get married in it. I think that's a lovely idea. Can I talk you into serving carrot cake? Josh complains to Chiara that he is feeling left out - she and Roddy are always together, as are Lisa and Eric. I don't know why they don't want to hang out with you, Joshy. It couldn't be your tendency to hit below the belt. (Master, can I have another?) Lisa and Chiara have a thing about popping the pimples of the peeps in the house. This is bewildering to Bunny. Why would anyone want to engage in such a disgusting way to pass the time? And how in the heck did BB find TWO broads who enjoyed blackhead-busting as a hobby? I guess we'll never squeeze it out of 'em, but I sure wish they'd tell the pimple pinchers to wash their hands before they head for the kitchen. Who wants zit juice on their salad? On that note, Bunny thinks she'll pop on out of here. Hoppy trails,
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