Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Sunday, September 8, 2002
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Monday, September 09, 2002 - 05:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Before bed on Saturday night, Danielle makes a comment concerning Roddy and Chiara - something about Roddy referring to Chiara as "a friend" - and this sends Amy into a fit of laughter. Jason tells Amy that she shouldn't be laughing. You, too, Bunny.

A moment later, Amy asks Jason to stop giving her dirty looks. He replies that she's imagining it - perhaps because she feels guilty. Amy says she feels compassion for many people, but not all people. All people meaning Chiara, of course.

Jason scolds Amy for feeling the way she does, and Marcellas and Danielle step in to stop the l'il tiff. But Jason wants the other HGs to know what he liked about Chiara. She made him feel good about himself, and she reminds him of a girl he used to date. She does things that he would be too inhibited to do, and he thought she was just awesome. Jay, help me help you.

Jason: "I do feel that Kiki is the polar opposite of me."
Lisa: "Good observation."
Bunny: "Good luck in therapy."

Danielle asks Lisa, "When did you know Eric was special?" Lisa replies that it was when she broke her toe and Eric helped take of it and when her rear end grew a boil and he helped take care of that, too. I'm thinking that maybe Eric didn't really do all that because he had a thing for Lisa - maybe he just wants to get into med school.

Lisa: "With my butt incident, it just kept growing and growing." Uh, what? Your love for E or the growth on your hiney?

On Sunday morning, Jason follows Marcellas to the backyard to apologize to him for nominating him. Marcellas wants to know why he did it since he felt like the two of them had an alliance with Danielle. Okay, now, brace yourself - here it comes.

Marcellas: "I never would have nominated you. I convinced Amy not to nominate you."
Jason: "I made my bed and now I have to lie in it. I'm sorry."

Huh? That's it? You're sorry? Aren'tcha gonna tell him how you didn't have an alliance with him? And aren'tcha gonna tell him that the real reason you nominated him was because Frolicking is out for fall? Not to mention anklets.

Marcellas goes on to say he can't believe that Jason didn't nominate Lisa instead. This worries Bunny a bit as well, because she is picturing having to write summaries the last week of the show with Lisa as one of the final two. What in the heck will she have to write about? 64 days in the life of a boil?

Bunny wishes to keep all dramatic contestants in the house for career purposes. She can't build stories when there are no words. And with Lisa, most of the time she's got nothin.' Nice hair, maybe, but a bit short on effervescence.

Jason says he regrets not putting up Danielle (so does Bunny - again, for career purposes), but that he wants Danielle to win the game. Marcellas lets Jason know that Danielle told him not to discuss any of this with him. Tattle tale, tattle tale.

Mar: "You don't have a deal with Lisa?"
Jason: "No, I do not have a deal with Lisa but do I keep her on good terms? Of course, I have to protect myself. Now I see that you're upset. I may have messed up and might go on the block because of you next week." Gee, you think?

Danielle is in the kitchen making coffee when Marcellas approaches her to fill her in on his conversation with Jason. He tells her that revenge is sweet, or maybe it was "you have to do unto others if they've already done unto you," or it could have been "get out the cross cuz Jesus is going down" - or something along those lines. Bottom line: he's out for blood. No forgive and forget for our boy Marcel.

And normally, I would understand. But today Jason is looking smashing in this royal blue shirt, and Bunny is melting just looking at him. Sigh. When God made this one, he put his best people on the job.

Which brings me to Jason's panic attack during the night. He woke up to find himself surrounded by pillows, but he thought the pillows were the women in the house and he freaked for a moment until he realized they were just soft, cuddly, fluffy pillows. I have a proposition for you, Sugar. How wrong would it be if you woke up to find a soft, cuddly, fluffy Bunny in bed with you? She won't bite like Chiara, and she can't vote against you. She thinks it's a match made in Heaven, too, and we all know that's what you're shooting for.

Speaking of freaks, the HGs go outside for some sunbathing and there's that atrocious plastic shark lying on one of the towels. Huck, isn't it? He bothers the pooh out of Bunny. It's that eel-eating grin, I guess. I can only hope that when Marcellas takes his last frolic out the door, Huck goes with him. It's either that or he needs to become part of an experiment testing puncture-proof plastic. I'll spring for the pins.

While outdoors, the HGs play a game where one of them names a movie and someone else guesses the names of the actors in the title roles. Like Marcellas says "Mystic Pizza" and Danielle says "Julia Roberts." Oh, oh, can I play? Okay, how about that made-for-TV movie called "The Obnoxious Stripper Whose Book Never Materialized?" No one can guess who starred in it and Bunny has to tell them it was Ruth Jordan or Betty Jordan or something like that who changed her first name to Jordan because she thought it sounded more like a star, then she came on Big Brother and tried not to let anyone know she was a stripper - kind of like Tonya - and then she was going to write a book but no one ever saw it in a store that I know of but at least she got to make this movie. Or maybe not.

Okay, let's play again. "My turn, my turn," says Bunny. "This movie is called 'Boogie Nights.'" Marcellas answers, "Markie Mark." Bunny is sorry, but that's incorrect. That "Boogie Nights" was a box office bust, but the "Boogie Nights" she is thinking of starred someone named Mike Boogie who became famous on Big Brother and then got a one-shot on a sitcom as a father who attends a play group of kids but the director refused to have him back for a second episode because he kept picking his nose and that caused havoc with all the retakes. Besides, the mothers of the babies on the show didn't want them around all those loose boogers.

The HGs don't want Bunny to play anymore because they can't guess any of her movies since they never saw any of them. Come to think of it, Bunny's not actually sure she did either.

Danielle is painting her toenails with blue polish and Bunny is appalled. First the do-rags, now the blue glossy nails - how many times do I have to tell you, Dani, that Tina Turner don't play that! You can't have a classy idol and then go ghetto on us. Word.

Lisa and Jason talk some more about Jason's love life. Lisa tells him he just needs to find the right girl. Bunny says, "Pick me, pick me!" but Jason doesn't hear her. He goes on about needing a girl with balance in her life and fails to notice Bunny on the high beam.

Danielle proves she can give Tina Turner a run for her money, with or without blue nail polish, as she dances in the HOH room to the "Moulin Rouge" cd that Jason received as one of his perks. This is one of Bunny's favorite parts - dancing HGs - it's killer entertainment and Bunny rises to dance beside her computer and pretend she is one of Tina Danielle's backup singers. Gitchee gitchee ya ya and all that. Go Dani, go Dani, go Dani.

Marcellas makes a comment that he doesn't like Jim Belushi. Bunny wonders what Jim ever did to him. Is it just because he's a bit pudgy and seems to appear frequently in his underwear? Cuz if that's the problem, then let's talk Jack Black. Or even Mike Myers. Is it the association with Gerry in his diaper/toga outfit? Cuz I'm kinda with ya on that.

Say, who's the guy waving at me on the front steps of the BB house trying to get a mention in Bunny's summaries? I see ya, big guy, and I'll wave back at you - but I can't make you a star. You might go to Jamie about that. She knows some big dog producer or agent or something.

Marcellas says this is going to be a tough week eating nothing but peanut butter and they all "have to love each other." I love you, Marcie. "I mean it, we have to love, love, love each other." I do, I love you, Marcie. And I love Amy, too. And Lisa. And Danielle. And Jason. And I haven't even had a single sip of Citrona. I even love Huck. But just for this week on that one, okay?

The HGs are in lockdown while BB gets the backyard ready for the Power of Veto - ahem, the GOLDEN Power of Veto - competition and it is taking so long that Bunny begins to wonder if an elephant has given birth in quicker time. The HGs are bored and tired of waiting. Marcellas still wants them all just to love each other, but I can see it's becoming increasingly difficult to do so when they are starting to get on each other's nerves, not to mention Bunny's.

Amy puts her foot behind her head to entertain everyone, but Bunny says, "Stop it, Amy. I quit the circus because of people like you." Then Amy pulls her shirt over her head and attaches her microphone to her nose. And sits there. Bunny wants Marcellas to tell her to grow up like he did before because she knows Amy can't hear Bunny through that shirt.

They are finally let out of the house to compete for the Golden Orb and Marcellas wins. This is good news for Bunny because it means he might stay in the house and give her lots and lots of drama and hysterics to write about. But it's also bad news because it may mean that Amy won't stay in the house to give Bunny lots and lots of drama and hysterics to write about.

Danielle makes a beeline to Jason to ask if he's going to put her up in place of Marcellas. He tells her he won't, and Bunny reminds Jason that he's not cooperating with her demand for drama.

I know you're crazy about Danielle, sugar, but in the words of Tina Turner - "What's love got to do, got to do with it?" This is a game, and it's a game on TV, and you need to give us something to chew our fingernails over when we watch. Looking good in your blue shirt is plenty for me, but there are other people to think about out here.

It's Trash Tonya Time! Marcellas does his usual number on her and then says, "She had no soul." Dani: "They asked me if we had anything in common and I was like 'no way!'" And truer words were never spoken. For instance, you prefer paper while Tonya prefers plastic. And you like to keep your cards close to your chest while Tonya likes to keep her chest close to the cards and the man who's holding them.

Amy is depressed over not winning the Golden Veto and goes to bed in a sad state. I guess it would be asking too much to have her put her foot behind her head again. Bunny is sorry she made fun of Amy's talent and is happy to watch her bend away if it will make her smile again.

In fact, we all know how Amy likes to sing. So let's sing "Red Red Robin" for her, only with a bit of a change in the words. Are you ready? Here we go:

When the knee, knee, knee cap
Starts to creep, creep, creep up
Behind your head
There'll be no more sobbin'
When your brain starts throbbin'
And your lips drain the red
Wake up, wake up, you knuckle head
Stop it cuz Sugar's blushing red
Save it for a man you take to bed
Being bendable won't make you happy

More Tonya trashing from Amy, Lisa, and Danielle. The poor girl can't get a break, can she? Maybe a leak, but never a break.

Danielle says when she leaves the house, she wants to "go on the internet and read stuff - those things are hilarious!" Uh oh.

Amy: "I'm going to go on the internet, too."
Uh oh.

Danielle: "I'm going to say 'I think Danielle is so hot. Who agrees with me?'" Uh, me? Also, did I say I hope Danielle wins? Or Amy? Yeah, I want those two to take the jack and run like the wind to the bank. You girls are AWESOME!

And if you happen to show Jason, Lisa, and Marcellas how to get online, well....I couldn't think of a better winner than one of those kids. They all deserve it, you know? And I just wish they could all take the crown. God bless America, and God bless Big Brother for bringing those scamps into my life. And remember, Bunny doesn't really mean a word she says. It's all in fun. Also remember you can't sue someone who writes on the internet. I checked.

Hoppy trails to them -
and to you,