Ocean Island's Summary for August 26, 2002
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August 26 2002

The California morning dawns quietly as poisonous vapors rise above the Big Brother compound . . . just Roddy playing another innocent for a fool in the back garden.

Here are some random revelations from Houseguests on Monday:

When Gerry’s daughter was five, she wouldn’t pick up her crayons and so he threw them all into the fire.

Amy combs lemon juice into her hair.

BB switched the coffee to decaffeinated because some were staying up until the sunrise.

Roddy felt nauseous the night before going into the house.

Danielle likes shredded cabbage instead of shredded lettuce in her tacos.

Amy’s dad caught a 250 lbs wild hog.

Marcellus and Roddy slept in the same bed.

Marcellus claims he’s ready for the show to be over. He’s claims he’s given all he can to the camera.

Gerry was shocked when Sheryl Crow knew his name.

Marcellus does not want to come back for the cast party, or to vote, either.

Amy fell in love with Roddy’s gnome. Marcellus and Amy exchanged quips about doing bad things to Roddy’s gnome.

Roddy went on a retreat where he had to pretend he was an island.

Amy said the only thing she’s learned in the house is what males do to themselves. Has she been talking to Marcellus too much or is she talking about zit popping or something? For my part I never knew someone could get so excited about cheese.

The houseguests wondered how Tonya’s plastic surgeon was allowed to have a logo on one of Tonya’s shirt, when no one else was allowed even to have a logo on a shirt at all.

Roddy said, “Yeah, I can say f**k you to a waiter – and it’s only just one person to get mad at you. Here you say one wrong thing and there’s a million people mad at you.” That’s the kind of attitude that really pisses me off.

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Well, the dish of the day is that Roddy had some of Amy’s lipstick on his lips long before he ever kissed Chiara. So no wonder this southern sexpot was getting all steamed up over poor little Tonya-caressing Chiara! Well we know who won that battle and it wasn’t the lazy Susan humping Long Islander.

Danielle and Marcellus had a conversation about Roddy and Jason’s armpit hair, which I will leave to your imagination, or you can look it up if this is a subject of fascination for you.

Roddy feels he was forced into a relationship by Tonya and Chiara. Tonya one day just started calling Chiara ‘Roddy’s girlfriend’.

Danielle says that Jason was very hurt when she told him what Chiara had said -- that he wasn't trustworthy.

Danielle Lisa and Marcellus are very mad that Amy tells everything to Roddy.

Roddy has worked his black magic on Jason and now Jason feels that friendship is more important than the game. What does Roddy have around him, some kind of poisonous vapors? I’m beginning to think Roddy’s the wicked witch in disguise – or maybe the evil stepmother queen from Snow White – who appears like this beautiful person but is actually a hideous witch underneath. Ok, we’ll call him a warlock then. First we have Josh practically crying ‘Spare this man this indecency of being up for the vote! I love him!’ Now Jason believes that a friendship with him is more important than winning the game. Before you know it, Roddy is going to be president and put up protective tariffs on live webcasts – watch out! Roddy and Jason talked until the sun came up and brought light to Roddy’s warlock enchantments. Other than that, it just looked like they had a nice talk, har-har, de, har-har.

Then Jason and Roddy later dressed up in black spandex shorts and shirts with red bathing caps and swimming goggles, jumped around arm in arm and shouted ‘my brain hurts’. No, I’m just kidding. It was to play water polo.

Gerry did the Magilla Gorilla in his speedo to Roddy, and then Roddy made him do it to Marcellus. Looks like Gerry will be out of the primate house come Thursday. He just can’t ape Roddy’s behavior enough to win and he's just been monkeying around too often. He certainly will never be the top banana. But he sure is more fun than a barrel of … ok, I’ll stop.

Roddy tried to play up to Lisa and get her to spill the beans on Danielle. But the canary didn’t sing. That’s my nightingale! Ever since Lisa got rid of that old chump Eric, she’s been lookin’ up. What a dame! She headed off Roddy at the pass but she’s not out of the woods yet. I’d say she’s learning a lot from Danielle and that’s girl power for ya.

Danielle, Jason and Lisa have hatched a plan. Well it’s about time! Unfortunately this plan cannot include getting out the wicked warlock and his wiley ways -- at least not this week. Here’s how it works: come close, now – Ok, Marcellus and Danielle will vote for Amy to stay. Lisa is supposed to vote for Gerry to stay. This will let Roddy think that Lisa is on his side. This will cause a tie. Then Jason will vote out Gerry. Doesn’t that sound great? Hurray! Gerry even seems to know about it already. Well, there’s still enough days for everyone to change their mind and do the complete opposite because of some kok-a-mamie idea that just came into their heads originating from warlock enchantments, though.

But there is always room for Roddy to try something new, isn’t there. Now he’s going to play dumb. He asks Danielle was a ‘tiara’ is. What, he doesn’t know what a tiara is? I’m sure Moondance would have him over to see her world-famous tiara collection if he wanted. But Danielle didn’t bat an eyelash, she just told him what a tiara was. But I don’t think he fooled her.

But then my, my, who’s getting’ hip to ole’ Rod boy Monday late afternoon? These people are bouncing back and forth so fast I’m beginning to think they are playing roles out of boredom. Roddy calls Marcellus ‘Model Boy’ and Marcattus snapped, “No need to compliment me this week since you’re not on the block.” Ouch! Hiss! Mraaiow! Well, even the most wicked wizard’s charms don’t always work.

And that was Monday August 26 at Big Brother House!