Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Thursday, July 25, 2002
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Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 08:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
On Wednesday night, Eric and Roddy gossip about Josh in the hammock. Roddy says he's tired of Josh's "class clown" behavior. Eric says he's tired of Josh complaining. Bunny says she's tired of BB refusing to give her Hardy's address.

Eric says Lisa doesn't trust Josh. Roddy: "But by kicking out Tonya, that would buy us an extra week."

Roddy doesn't want HOH, but he doesn't want Amy to get it either. He thinks she would nominate him as well as Chiara in order to split them up. "Amy thinks she's got my number, which is amazing. I've played her and let her think that." Tee hee, says Eric.

Eric says if Jason goes up, he would hate to vote against him - but would have to if it meant saving Lisa, Roddy, or Chiara. This prompts a poem called "To Eric from Bunny:"
"To Eric from Bunny"
May God strike you dead
If you touch a hair on that boy's head
It's not nice to save friend Rod
When you tempt the fate of God

Roddy confides in Eric that he feels Chiara is too emotional. (You think?) Eric: "Would she be mad at you if you spent some time hanging out with Lisa?" Roddy: "Oh, yeah, she'd be crazy." Eric says Lisa isn't like that.

Eric finds Lisa in the bathroom where she tells him she is worried about how she is being portrayed. Don't worry, Lisa. Right now you're way down on the list of Goofballs and Wackos. Not that you might not move up, however.

Amy and Marcellas are outside when Roddy comes out to join them. After about five minutes, here comes Tagalong Tessie, singing at the top of her lungs. No, it wasn't "Me and My Shadow," although that's the tune that springs to Bunny's mind.

Amy: "Is Chiara on crack? I hate her! I just hate her! I can't stand to be around her!" And poor Amy can't get away. Nowhere to run to, baby, nowhere to hide.

Roddy and Chiara share a kiss, and Chiara shares the news. Roddy isn't pleased. "It's highly annoying. There's no discretion? No privacy? No common sense? You took a risk now for no reason." Chiara defends herself by saying she has bragging rights, and girls like to report to each other about things like that. Roddy: "It's awful. Now I'm national gossip." Don't worry your pretty head, Rod. Bunny won't say a word.

Josh realizes it's his girlfriend's birthday and goes to the Diary Room to ask BB to order her some flowers. I want to tell Josh to hold off until tonight because he might be able to deliver them himself.

Gerry heads for the bathroom and rinses his hands when he's finished. And looming over him is Danielle, yelling "Did you use soap?!" Girl, if you don't stop talking to Gerry like he's one of your children, you're going to force me to start picturing him in diapers - and I do NOT want to go there.

In the bedroom, Chiara tells Jason: "I want to s--k you off." Jason: "Whoa!" "Has any girl ever said that to you before?" Jason says he has never heard any of the things that have come out of Chiara's mouth. Cover your virgin ears, son, cover your sweet, precious, unspoiled ears.

Chiara wonders if Roddy is embarrassed to be seen kissing her or for anyone to know about it. No, no, no, of course not, Keek. You mustn't think that just because he hid under the blanket to smooch. Or because he didn't make any noise when he did it. Or because he chewed you out twice for telling the sisters. No, he's proud, and he wants to shout it from the rooftop. Well, maybe that's you, but don't worry - he's not the least bit embarrassed.

Lisa tells Danielle that she is worried about how things look with Eric on TV. Danielle: "I wouldn't risk being played like that, for a game. I value my dignity. I would not be sleeping in a bed with a man - I would flirt, but that's about it." Lisa nods and contemplates Danielle's advice while Eric tells the Diary Room that he made it to third base with Lisa last night.

Roddy scolds Chiara yet again for telling other HGs that they kissed. (Get over it, dude.) But he tells her she is an amazing woman. Chiara: "Why? I'm not fishing for compliments, but why? I just want to know." (Heaven help us.) Roddy: "You're bright, funny...your body is insanely beautiful." (Guess he finally looked.)

Chiara says she's worried about camera angles and how they might not make her look good. No problem there, sweets. You're looking fine. However, you might want to get some of Danielle's soap and wash out your mouth.

Roddy tries to calm Chiara's insecurities by telling her to believe in herself. (Psych 101, Chapter 1, Page 1). Chiara responds with, "When I first came into the house, I thought you liked Lisa." Okay, find the chapter that will tell us how to put an end to this once and for all. I can't take it anymore. Chiara, repeat after me. Kiki good. Lisa bad. Roddy like Kiki. Roddy not like Lisa. Well, he really might, but let's just say he doesn't so we can move on.

Oh, no. Now Chiara is off Lisa and on to Amy. Pardon Bunny while she puts her fingers in her ears. La la la la la.

Amy says she's worried about the voting and told BB she wasn't coming back for the cast party without her gun. Jason says he doesn't think he has said anything bad about anyone, but he might have offended someone. There, there, Jasey, don't you worry. Mama's gonna leave it all out of the summaries so no one will know.

Pistol-toting Amy Oakley says her mother once told her it was better to have people respect you than have them like you. Bring along that rifle, Aims, and whammy! instant r-e-s-p-e-c-t. Problem is, there will probably be alcohol at the party, and we all know how our girl feels about imbibing. Well, Amy, just remember - friends don't let friends drink and shoot.

Gerry, as usual, is the first one up Thursday morning. He does the dishes (with plenty of soap), then Danielle joins him. Gerry is losing weight, and Dani is proud of him. She encourages him to get on a fitness schedule. Nowhere on it is "Following workout, place sweat-soaked clothing in dryer without washing it first."

Plumbing Update! Unfortunately, Tonya is still leaking. Darn it, where's Hans Brinker when you need him? Isn't he the Dutch kid who put his finger in the dam? I can't remember.

BB awakens the rest of the HGs for HOH competition practice. While they're getting ready, Roddy asks Jason if he is afraid of any certain person getting HOH. Jason says no. After all, you-know-who's on his side.

Jason tells Eric that he didn't do what he was supposed to. Roddy thinks that means Jason voted against Josh. Jason says he'll talk about it tonight. I wish you would talk about it now, Jase, cuz I told Josh he might be able to wait on the flowers thing and I wouldn't want to steer him wrong.

We'll find out soon, because it's time for the Live Eviction show. The HGs are assembled in the living room, waiting to hear the voting results. Bunny can't help but notice that Josh and Tonya are holding hands. She also can't help but notice the outfit that Tonya chose in which to re-enter the real world. Well, she kept telling us she wasn't your typical mother of five. At least it's a dark color - the better to hide a leak.

The votes are announced and it looks like Josh is staying. He's stunned, Tonya's stunned, Bunny's stunned - well, sorta - and I now want to hold Danielle accountable for going against the girls. Was it because Tonya didn't invite you into the shower? Or because she didn't know the words to "Proud Mary?" Or maybe it's because you've come to love those swats across your be-hind that Marquis de Josh so lovingly administers. (What is WITH that guy?)

Whatever it is, I'm holding you and Amy responsible for the down turn these summaries are going to take. I've got nothin' without Tonya. No one's picking his nose this year, no one's crying all that much - I've got Eric's flatulence, Gerry's funky feet, and those lizards. I ain't got zip.

I guess I can announce that Roddy is the new HOH, and that all the fine folks of America get to vote on someone to have a date. C'mon, though, is there anyone who won't vote for Marcellas? He's a shoo-in! At least if he wins, we might get to see Roddy change his pants.

Hoppy trails,