Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Monday, July 22, 2002
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Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Monday, July 22, 2002
Bunny | Monday, July 22, 2002 - 04:23 pm     Sunday night brought us lots and lots of discussion about whether or not Danielle will use her power to veto. Eric and Lisa say that Marcellas wants Danielle to leave things alone, but Danielle says she likes to keep things interesting. Well, Dani, when it's time to declare your veto, just do that Tina Turner Booty-licious dance instead. It's interesting as all get out. Besides, I haven't quite got it down and need to see it a coupla more times. Tonya and Gerry are in the living room talking about their families, their various jobs, and Life in General. You know, in spite of her mega-mammaries, her haystraw hair, her blinding bi-cuspids, and her wee-kini wardrobe, Tonya does have her good qualities. She respects her family, and she wants to make them proud. She knows in her heart that being on this show accomplishes that for her. And if it doesn't, maybe her fame will at least get her a discount on her next lipo surgery. Scampering from one room to the next, Lisa is looking for Amy. Chiara told her that Amy and Eric are together somewhere, and POW! right in the kisser for Amy when Lisa catches up with her. (Just don't muss the makeup.) Turns out that Eric is in the Diary Room and we don't get to see a fight after all, darn it. But ain't that Chiara just sumpin'? Girl, you is Trouble (note the capital "t"). Primate Alert! After Lisa finds Eric, she decides to groom him by popping pimples on his back or tweezing stray hairs or some such disgusting thing. Bunny can't look. If she wants to watch monkeys, she'll rent "Planet of the Apes." Apparently Amy Belle is tired of being "picked on" by the other girls in the house and wants Marcellas to get her evicted. That's what she says, but we all know it's just Drama Mama time. Marcellas won't hear of her leaving. "Josh is going, then Gerry will go next." Amy: "But that's two weeks!" Mar: "If you're going to leave, have a good reason." She does, Marcellas. Ten of them. Well, nine, if she doesn't count you. Make that eight, because I won't let her count Jason either. Amy thinks she would feel better if she could talk to Roddy. She feels badly that Roddy got in trouble with Chiara for spending time with Belle. (Uh-huh.) She doesn't want to be with him, she just wants to clear the air. (Uh-huh.) She didn't know Chiara was so possessive and certainly didn't mean to step on her toes. (Stomping them was more what she had in mind.) Outside, Roddy is trying to reassure Chiara that Amy "didn't try to start anything." Chiara: "I don't know if I believe that." Oh, Chiara, don't it make your brown eyes green. Roddy wants to know if Chiara would pose for Playboy. She says yes. Which issue, Keek? "Drunk Drivers of Big Brother?" "Not-So-Hot-But-They-Think-They-Are Girls of Big Brother?" Maybe just the exclusive BB3 commemorative issue: "Girls Who Will Scratch Your Eyes Out if You Look at Roddy?" Plumbing Report! Tonya says the doctor has been called in about her leak and she is afraid to see him. She doesn't want to leave the house and is afraid she'll be told she has to. I don't want you to go either, Ton. You're half my jokes. Lisa says she is afraid that Josh is going to try and hit Gerry with one of the lizards. Assault with a deadly amphibian. Eric works out on the new treadmill, glider, step machine - whatever - for over an hour. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Tonya tells Jason that he is really cute. "I've thought that of four or five people in my whole life." Jason, watch out! Jezebel lives, put on this earth by Balzabub just to corrupt your lily-white soul. Run away, my son, run away! A bit later, Gerry joins Tonya in the living room and listens to her rake the other women over the coals. "Chiara conforms herself to someone else's standards and I don't want to be like that." That's right. She'll only conform her BODY to someone else's standards. "I can't take Amy. I just can't take her. I don't understand her world. My little world is so simple." She said "world," people, not "brain." Sheesh, give the kid a break. She's lived a hard-knockered life. Josh is clearly still worried about the vote and corners Chiara. "Clearly, I don't see how I couldn't have Jason's vote. I'm good to him." Chiara: "I just want Gerry gone." Josh: "If he's gone, I don't even need to be HOH." Chiara: "Well, there's Amy. There's Danielle, too. I will put Jason up against Amy if I get HOH." Ooo-ooo, witchy woman.... By the way, Joshy, I would say that your days may be numbered in spite of your campaigning. Clearly. Roddy and Lisa find themselves together in the hammock. Roddy says they can't stay there long because you-know-who won't stand for it. But he wishes he could get to know Lisa better. He has no idea what he would order for her in a restaurant, or what color her checkbook is, or whether she's able to meet a four-minute deadline. Lisa says she hates it that she can't talk to Roddy without Chiara overreacting. Roddy says after the fight with Amy last night, he doesn't want to risk another scene. C'mon, Rod, go out on a limb. Be brave, take risks, go for broke. It's late and Bunny wants some action. Oh, this will have to do. Roddy says they'll just have to vote the others out so they can get to know each other. Lisa: "If we're the last two in the house, I'll have to re-introduce myself to you." Now we're talking! That's juicy stuff, people! Chiara tells Marcellas that anyone who walks out must try to walk out with dignity. On their way back to Slutsville, of course. But, wait, didn't she say the other day that there was a train? Marcellas says Amy won't come out of the HOH room. He asks Chiara, "Who's been telling you what? Because now she feels she has to stay in my room because she's taken it to heart. I told her she can't lock herself away forever because of these little tales." How about for Bunny's? Chiara asks Danielle to help her plan something to do for the boys. She wants Lisa's input, so she goes to get her out of the hammock and away from Roddy - it was only a matter of time, eh? Now that Roddy's been freed, he heads for the hot tub with Josh. They talk about Jason's refusal to join an alliance with them. "He's innocent," says Roddy. You bet your bottom dollar, bub, he's as pure as the driven snow and I don't want to see you anywhere near a snow plow. Roddy tells Josh he plans to vote to evict Tonya and is looking forward to getting rid of her. "I want to break up the girls because I think they are thinking like a team." Half a brain is better than none. Chiara tells Marcellas that she has gotten along well with most people in her life, and that the only time she has trouble with anyone is if they try to steal her boyfriend. But what if it's Wynona Ryder and she doesn't realize she's doing it? Eric is sharing one of his funny stories, this one about a fraternity prank in which he and his bros filled up a garbage can with pee-pee. I just love those stories! They're so urinating! I mean enlightening! Bunny realizes that the evidence is now mounting against Eric in the Who-Wee-Weed-in-the-Garbage-Can mystery of the other night. Maybe someone will call his hand on it. Everywhere you look, someone is reading the Bible today. Roddy, Gerry, Amy (the Southern version that uses "y'all" instead of "thy" and "thou"). Just try to find a chapter for Chiara so the girls will sleep better tonight. Marcellas says he wants to know if the audience is enjoying the show. "They are probably saying this is the worst cast ever." Yeah, something like that. They talk about the tree challenge and how Jason won $15,000. Marcellas: "I was prepared to pee off the side of the nest." It would have been okay, Mar, if you were to be sure and bulls-eye the trash can. Roddy says he was going to pee in the nest itself. Not a prob, guy, but with no sink up there, Danielle would have lost it. Danielle takes Marcellas aside to tell him that she doesn't trust Amy. Marcellas doesn't agree, but says he knows Amy has faults. "I told her that Roddy had been sprayed by KiKi and she shouldn't mess with him." Sprayed?? I've heard Chiara called a skank by a HG or two, but never a skunk. Mar: "I also told her to stay away from Josh. She's making herself an easy target." And he feels like Jason has no allies "so he cannot win this game." Danielle agrees, but fails to mention that she allied with Jason last night. Oh, what a tangled web we weave, Danielle. Marcellas says Gerry will be packing after Josh. Danielle: "No, we have to keep Gerry around longer. We need him." She and Marcellas want Gerry or Amy to be HOH next week. Early Monday morning, Gerry and Tonya are having coffee on the patio. Tonya shares that Josh told her he thinks they are both safe. Go figure. Gerry thinks Tonya should be vetoed and Jason put up because it would guarantee Josh's departure. Hold your horses, Ger Bear. T'ain't necessarily so. You forget about the Evildoers. It's time for the Veto meeting and Josh is worried. "Danielle won't even look at me. I hope she's just being coy." Tonya looks Pretty in Pink (I could swear my Barbie had an outfit just like that) and Josh looks Pale in Pale Yellow. Turns out that Josh's ashen face is "not for nuttin'" because Danielle rules that the nominations will stand. Josh is stunned. Clearly. Josh says he's not ready to go. "I'll kiss everyone's a** to stay." Better than slapping them, dog. He begins to make the rounds, counting his votes. Amy assures him he has her support, so he now adds her vote to Roddy's, Eric's, and Lisa's. Amy says, "Marcellas will be in for a shock." Oh, Amy, after he gave you all his chocolate-covered raisins and a makeover. Shame, shame. You're just setting yourself up to be the next one outta there, all 'cuz you're still angry with little KiKi. C'mon, Aims, how about a little Shaw-Skank Redemption? Hoppy trails,
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