Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Sunday, July 14, 2002
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During the wee hours of Saturday morning, we discover that Roddy has a degree in psychology. Bunny finds this very interesting since this is why she started watching BB in the first place. It was only later that the sleaze factor kept her coming back.

Gerry tells Lori that if he were to walk into a room to find a poorly dressed white man and an immaculately dressed black man, he would talk to the black man because they would have more in common. Huh? Have you looked in the mirror lately, dude? Last time I checked, immaculately dressed men, black or white, weren't wearing wrinkled baggy t-shirts and riding-low-under-the-beer-belly shorts. And please don't make me mention the whole black sock issue again.

Gerry and Marcellas talk about Gerry's upcoming Veto. Gerry says that he likes Lori but feels she has "a lot going on" so he thinks he will save Marcellas instead. Marcellas thinks Lori is "playing the martyr." He feels like he was nominated because he was "abrasive the first night, but Josh is ALWAYS abrasive." Here here.

Gerry believes that Lisa is the most dangerous person in the house. "She knows how to play it." Yeah, my advice is to always carry a big stick when faced with a woman and her teddy bear.

Marcellas says, "The alliance is gone. They had the power and they abused it." He would like to see Jason win the game, as would Gerry and Amy. And as would Bunny. Just because it's nice once in awhile when the guy in the white hat wins. I've always preferred white ten-gallons over badly-tied blue bandanas, haven't you?

A banner flies overhead and the HGs run inside.
Jason: So are there any rules about being in the backyard right now?
Lori: Just don't look up. That's it. Just ignore it.
Word has it that the banner said GERRY NAMED NEW TELETUBBIE.

Today's Tidbits:
(1) Tonya says her daughters want boob jobs. Oh, great, there's that whole "apple falling from the tree" thing again. Only in this case, it would be big, ripe, juicy apples. Two of them.

(2) Tonya shaves her six-year-old daughter's legs. Is this woman for real???

(3) Gerry's favorite play is "Hamlet." He says he once had a role in a production of the play. I'm trying desperately not to picture him in tights.

Gerry builds a rough sundial in the backyard and most of the HGs think it's a superb idea since they have no concept of the time. Josh, on the other hand, verbally attacks Gerry for "f'ing with the producers." Amy defends Gerry, as does Marcellas, but Josh pushes on about Gerry messing with the game by trying to build a clock. Hey, does anyone really know what time it is? Does anyone really care?

Roddy, Chiara, Lisa, and Tonya are together when Roddy says, "I'm cool with everything in the house except making fun of Amy." I'm kinda with you on that, Rodster, seeing as how I talk just like her. Heck, I even live near her. I bet we actually know some of the same people. But I can tell you right now that all my red lipstick is going in the dumpster. Bunny never wants to look like Betty Boop again. She will likely advise Amy to do the same.

There's a luxury challenge involving grass skirts and leis and maybe a roasted pig. Lots of running through the house grabbing things. Red Team vs. Blue Team. Blue Team wins the prize. Probably the roasted pig.

Tonya and Chiara take to the shower stall to apply shaving cream to each other's bodies. The guys are on hand for the entertainment. Amy says the phony lesbian act "insults real lesbians everywhere." Actually, the embarassment shouldn't be reserved for just the lesbians. Tonya Cream Pie and Chiara a la Mode are doing a pretty good job of making idiots of themselves.

The two cream puffs ask Amy to join them, but she declines. "That would give mah daddy a heart attack!" Maybe so if he's still alive after watching the naughty nudies in the shower.

Later Saturday evening, Josh, Roddy, Tonya, and Lisa are talking nomination talk. Josh believes that Danielle will vote to evict Lori and that Amy will, too. Tonya thinks Lori is "whacko" and will vote to boot her out.

Josh: Gerry can't be f'in' retarded enough to use his veto.
Tonya: If he does, then who do we put up?
Josh: Amy. But if Gerry uses his veto, it's going to be chaos. His ass is out of here. I'll get Eric to talk to Gerry. Gerry loves Eric.

It's time for the winning Blue Team to claim the luxury prize. It's a luau, and they're getting all dressed up. HGs allowed to attend the party are Gerry, Tonya, Amy, Lisa, Marcellas, and Eric. Inside, the remaining HGs decide to dress up and have a non-luau party themselves.

At the Un-Luau, Roddy, Josh, and Jason talk about voting to evict Lori, who has declined to join them for dinner. Jason says he doesn't care if he loses the "tree money" he would win by keeping Lori in the game. Roddy agrees that she is making everyone miserable. Josh counts himself in on keeping Marcellas, but he thinks Mar is his enemy. Roddy: "Lori will become a big enemy if she ever takes the helm."

Meanwhile, the pretend-Hawaiians are sipping champagne and dancing. Marcellas gets kudos for his fine moves in a grass skirt. Gerry doesn't.

Chiara asks a few of the HGs to ponder: "If you could have the answer to any question, what would the question be?" Roddy says his would be "How did we get here?" That would be my question, too. Not how did we all get here on this planet, but how in the heck did all of you get on this show?

After the luau, Danielle tells Lisa that Gerry may change the nomination but has no opinion on which HG should be the substitute nominee. She says he hasn't considered the ramifications of changing his vote. Of course, he never considered the ramifications of being seen in a woman's bikini either, but that didn't stop him.

Chiara and Tonya are in the bedroom talking. They wonder about the people watching them on the internet. Chiara says it's probably some 300-pound woman. "Why don't you get up and do some exercises?" Well, Chi, you got me pegged. I am a female. However, you way overshot the guess on my weight. And as far as exercise, this Bunny hops away from the computer whenever you come on the screen. Yep, hops like the dickens. Far, far away from the evil that is Chiara. Just kidding. Chiara rhymes with tiara, and that just says "princess" to me. Am I right, gang?

Danielle says she doesn't know what has happened to Lori the last few days. "She broke down!" The general consensus is that she has a chemical imbalance and needs to be seen by a doctor. Eric says that Lori was not upset about just the nomination, that it was the fight with Danielle as well.

"She's just very emotional." Yeah, E, we got that a long time ago. "I told her she better chill out or she'll be out." Eric goes on to say that he also told her he could have "gone off" several times himself, but remained calm.

Eric tells the others that their best bet is to keep Lori in the game and vote out Marcellas. He agrees that it is not in her best interest that she has already gone to bed and isolated herself from the group. (No, it's not in HER best interest, but it sure as heck is in the best interest of Kleenex, Inc.)

Gerry tells Lisa that he will use the veto to add spice to the game. Eric tells Lisa to put him up against Lori. Lisa says she may put up Josh because no one will vote against him.

Eric says Marcellas needs to go. "Why kick a dead horse?" he says, referring to Lori. "Marcellas is gaining friends. He's got to go now. I feel like I'm Lori's only friend. She is just mad at everyone for not being honest with her about the nominations."

Eric also says that Gerry scares him. "He makes me nervous." Putting Gerry up rather than Amy is discussed. "Amy is harmless. She just plays cards all day." Yeah, and she's no threat because she never wins.

Roddy tells Josh that they need to get rid of all the women. "Amy and Lori are not playing the game. I don't really think Tonya is playing it either."

On Sunday morning, Gerry, Marcellas, and Lori are up early having breakfast. The conversation turns to - what else? - nominations. Lori doesn't think they were fair, and neither does Marcellas. (Funny how the nominees never do.)

Lori thinks she was picked for her bubbly personality. "I was least likely to hold a grudge." That may have been true at the time, Lor, but I think the bubbles have all been pricked by a pin.

Lori says she is teaching her children how to be independent. "You can survive without someone. You can survive without money. You can survive without owning a house." That is correct, dear, but can you survive the upcoming vote?

The three all agree that Tonya is too dependent on men. "She needs beacons," says Gerry. "She is not grounded." I don't know, Ger. Something tells me she couldn't get off the ground if her arms were made of feathers.

"She's the worst aspects of Vegas," says Marcellas. Apparently he finds nothing wrong with Seigfreid and Roy.

Josh and Roddy are playing chess Sunday afternoon in the living room. Eric is with them. Josh: "Gerry can take his f'ing veto and shove it up his f'ing ass." Roddy cautions Josh: "When these people go home, I want to know that we've said nothing bad about them. They're going to find out everything we said." Well, not everything, Roddy. Bunny can't type that fast.

Hoppy trails,