Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Wednesday, September 11, 2002
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Marcellas is the first one up Wednesday morning. He heads to the bathroom for a wash cloth, which he drapes across the top of his head. No clue why, unless it's matching headgear for the robe. After all, autumn says "hats" to many in the fashion world.

Jason comes out of the HOH room and Marcellas shouts to him, "Hey, Jason, just two more weeks - no matter what, just two weeks!" Bunny shouts back, "Actually, it's probably just one more week for one of you, but who's counting?" Marcellas doesn't hear her and proceeds to remove his terrycloth bonnet in order to shave his head.

Speaking of which, is there something in the BB by-laws that says at least one of the contestants each year has to have a bald head? Or at least a bald spot? Starting with Will Mega, I'm trying to figure out how many male contestants were short on hair. Someone help me out with that. But please don't count Bunny, even though she loses fur every time she showers these days.

Jason remember that today is a day for showing his patriotism and dons his flag boxers. Bunny is sure she saw something in them salute, so she salutes back. Even the tiniest creature should stand at attention when the American flag passes by.

Lisa joins the others and comments that she thinks the competitions are going to get more interesting. Bunny asks her what could be more interesting than balancing books on your head.

Jason says, "It already is - with the live voting." Lisa: "It's going to get more stressful." Jason agrees, and they decide it will be easier to live out of their suitcases rather than pack every week. Bunny tells Jason that it's okay if he wants to leave his clothing packed away and just go around in his underwear - you know, for the sake of convenience. And as far as Lisa is concerned, she doesn't wear much anyway.

Amy says she knows she's going home tomorrow (fifth time is a charm?) and she wants Lisa to know she didn't say anything derogatory about her in the Diary Room. However, she tells Marcellas that she thinks he'll want to get on a plane and come after her when he sees the tapes of the show. If you do, Marce, would you pick up a few of those little bottles of liquor you get on the plane? Amy's going to meet you at the airport and you just KNOW she's going to ask.

Lisa takes a shower and begins to dry her hair. The others hear her yell for help from the bathroom. Jason gallops to get there - can you say "knight in shining ballcap?" - to find Lisa's hair caught in the dryer. The others follow and decide she needs to cut her hair in order to get it out. Snip and chop and she's free. But there went the Pantene commercial.

The HGs don the t-shirts they made in honor of 9/11. They all seem proud to have a way to express their respect. I might be mistaken, but I think Lisa even covered her navel with a flag postage stamp. Old Glory never looked so good.

Danielle and Jason head for the backyard for a strategy discussion.
Dani: "Lisa is probably wondering why you aren't putting me up."
Jason: "I told her I wasn't."
Dani: "Tell her it's because of an argument we had."
Charlie McCarthy: "Okay."

Jason says that Marcellas is considering not using the POV because he thinks he can win without it. They say he will go out if he doesn't save himself.

If he stays, Jason says he thinks Lisa will be okay about going up in Marci's place. Why is that, bud? Because you think she lost a chunk of her brain when the dryer pulled out those strands of hair?

Lisa is spotted wearing camouflage pants and now it's all becoming clear to Bunny. That must be the reason you never see or hear her in the room. She's blending in with the lizards. All this time, I thought she was just hiding and keeping mum so the viewers couldn't judge her. Turns out she's been there all along in Gomer Pyle vintage.

The camera zooms in on a big dust bunny and the summary's author tries not to take offense.

Amy is rehashing her time in the house to Danielle. She says she didn't do anything wrong - she just did stupid things. That's right, Amy, just stupid things and just swiping other people's wine cooler things and just rubber leg things and just bad lip color things mixed with a few bad hairstyle things and just starting out the show standing up drunk in a tree things. I'm not going to mention any cheese incidents or hammock incidents or flashing incidents or whining incidents or ho-bashing incidents or anything else that might embarrass your Southern a-- because I think you have enough to handle as it is. And besides that, I don't want to be too harsh because I know how country folk like to hunt people down and bash them in the head with a skillet.

Jason says that at this stage of the game, the internet updates are really slow. Now, don't get all over Bunny because she doesn't get the summaries done in a timely manner. She doesn't live in a box like you do and sometimes she has other things to do besides watch Marcellas converse with a couch pillow or look for Lisa in the lizard tank or watch you give the game away.

Lisa and Marcellas do some strategizing of their own and Bunny is shocked. Game talk without Danielle in the picture is one for the record books. Roll that beautiful scene footage!

Mar: "Let's not nominate each other or vote against each other next week."
Lisa: "I thought you had a deal with Danielle."
Mar: "My agreement with Danielle is that I will have her back - I can still maintain that and have this deal with you."
Lisa: "Between Dani and Jason, who do you want out?"
Mar: "Jason." (Say it ain't so, Joe!)
Lisa: "You wouldn't want Dani out? I suspect she's using reverse psychology when she tells me her Diary Room sessions were horrible. I doubt that's the truth."
Mar: "She and Jason are the two strongest players with the least amount of enemies."

They decide to evict Jason if they can because they think they have a better chance of winning against Danielle. Marcellas thinks Dani's bond with Jason is stronger than the one she has with him; and therefore, he wants Jason to go.

After a round of TV trivia, Danielle turns the conversation toward Rod the Incredible Bod. Or Rod the Incredible God-less Being depending on whether or not you're listening to Danielle and her "He's-a-demon" accusations. Bunny refuses to acknowledge that Roddy has a pointed tail, but she has seen him turn red a few times. Especially when Tonya and Chiara were in the house.

Danielle wants to know why Jason didn't get rid of Roddy earlier. Jason: "I had given him my word." Marcellas: "Why didn't you nominate Gerry against Roddy?" Jason: "It worked out in the perfect order."

No, it didn't. The lizards are still there.

Amy wants to know how Lisa found out that Chiara voted against her.
Danielle: "Chiara told me that she was told by a source that Lisa was mad at her and was coming after her. I said, 'Who told you?' and she said, 'Roddy.'" (Shame, shame, Roddy.) "I caught Chiara in a lie!" (Shame, shame, Chiara.)

The HGs sit down to make soap with the kits BB gave them and we eavesdrop on some chit-chat around the table. Danielle makes a comment about Marcellas having a relationship with Huckleberry Shark and Amy says, "That scares me!"

Scares Bunny a bit, too, Aims. So much so that she's beginning to question Marcellas' affinity for plastic - or at least his fondness for this particular piece. Is he used to having blow-up toys/dolls/what-have-you around his pad? Or does the sleek skin of the shark help them to bond in a way that only hairless people and plastic animals can? Is it because Huck promised to teach him how to float? There's something going on between those two because I distinctly heard Marcellas give his word to Huck that he would introduce him to David Bowie and Iman.

Lisa claims that she saw Marcellas lying beside Huck outside - stroking him. Need I say more?

BB tells the HGs that they are in lockdown and they all go to the living room. Lisa, in her camouflage, sits down in the green chair. Ah, THAT'S how she does it!

Lisa follows Danielle outside after the lockdown (be careful - don't lie down in the grass!). She asks Dani if she thinks Marcie will use the POV on himself. Danielle replies that she has no idea. Neither does Bunny, but if he's wearing that robe during the live show, it's pretty much a given. Unless he wants to make a dramatic signature exit out of the house. "This way - sashay!"

BB calls the HGs back into the Diary Room to do some retakes and asks them to put on the same clothes they had on earlier. Does this mean we get to see Jason in his flag shorts again? At least we'll be able to locate Lisa.

Danielle starts down Devil Drive again, placing Roddy in the driver's seat, and Bunny has just had it. She places her paws over her ears and requests that her readers let her know when it's over. Even if Roddy IS the devil, Bunny hates reruns and broken records.

While she's out of earshot, Bunny reminisces about HGs of old and what they're up to now. She heard Mike had added a food menu at Belly's with specials every week called "Boogie's Picks." He has no idea why they didn't go over.

Which reminds me - if Lisa isn't already employed at Belly's, she should be.

The HGs go to the backyard where candles are burning and flags are waving. It's a somber moment for them and Jason asks each of them to name something for which he or she is thankful.

Jason: "I am thankful for freedom in the U.S."
Lisa: "I am thankful for freedom of choice."
Amy: "I am thankful for the Bill of Rights."
Danielle: "I am thankful for the NFL."

Huh? Rewind.

Danielle: "I am thankful for the NFL."

Beeeeep! 10-yard penalty!

Talk moves on to Josh (Thank goodness - he's not the devil, too, is he? Just checking.) Marcellas says he would have voted for him to stay if hadn't cheated in the food comp by putting brownies down his pants. No doubt this bothered Marcie because he wanted to be the only one in the house who had mouth-watering chocolate in his underwear.

Danielle says she didn't think much of Chiara when she was HOH. "She was a nightmare." Speaking of which, it's time for the HGs to call it a night.

Good night, sleep tight, don't let the lizards bite. Or is that Lisa?