Ocean Island's Live Feed Summary for Friday, August 2, 2002
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Ocean Island's Live Feed Summary for Friday, August 2, 2002
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 03:53 pm     Ocean Island's Bunny Summary August 2 2002 Eric and Lisa were nominated by Gerry when he got HOH. Eric thinks Lisa is going. Neo-Chilltown is going the same way that the original Chilltown went. The clique is going to be decimated, and only one of them will be left. My guess is that it'll be Roddy. Here are some random revelations from Houseguests on Friday: ® Eric and Lisa were kissing and he stopped, looked at her and said 'hi'. That made Lisa cry. She said it was the most romantic thing that had ever happened to her. Whoa. Either Eric is a romantic genius or Lisa doesn't get out much. ® Chiara told the DR she was shy and the DR reminded her that she took a shower with Tonya. ® Lisa is on the highly addictive painkiller codeine due to the pain from her whatever-it-is-that-is-so-bad-they-are-pretending-it-is-a-spider-bite. Codeine is pretty strong medicine. It remains to be seen if Eric will take some after a zit popping session. ® Roddy met the pope in person. The pope asked him if he needed anything and he almost said, "I need my parking ticket validated." ® Jason said, "Doggummit, if I leave this house, I tell you one thing for sure, I'm not leaving before Gerry." ® Chiara climbed up onto the lazy susan, laid on her back, spread her legs and said "I'm the main course tonight." Then she went after Roddy and asked him if he liked her performance. ® Roddy claims not to be of sound mind, and feels that if he signed legal documents right then they would be non-binding due to his state of mind in the house. ® Danielle once angrily ordered her daughter to blink back her tears. ® Chiara said she never knew that she had a big sex drive until she had sex with someone that she wanted to have sex with. ® Gerry has no uvula. ® Eric's driving record is so bad his insurance is $3,000 per year. ® Roddy said that he would vote against Chiara over Lisa if it came down to it -- but that he is finding the relationship to be a problem for him. ® Marcellus said Josh was more gay than he was, because he wants to get rid of the girls, and loves Roddy and Eric. ® Eric said, "If Lisa has to go, she has to go." ® Josh called Jason 'the Messiah'. ® One thing that Marcellus discovered in his time in the house is that he should have finished college. = = = = = Roddy and Chiara plot to sleep with certain houseguests that they feel might become their pawns. It never seemed to happen. Jason and Danielle appeared to stage a fight to hide their alliance. Danielle said, "It's the little freakin things that are huge. It isn't the money or expensive or elaborate stuff." Lisa agreed and said, "Yea, like when Eric wrote 'hi' in the peanut butter". Now we know this is a crazy house. What else did Danielle say? "Ya'll always complaining about 'I can't get no sex with my wife'. Then go and get a mistress!" Would she say that outside the house? What's your best guess? Ah, love. Now we must check in with that ever-lovin' couple, Eric and Lisa. It's a bit scary to actually realise that young couples the world over talk about the same thing. Lisa: "I'm just trying to find out if you don't want me touching you right now." Eric: "It's not that I don't want to touch you and stuff. Did I stop you from rubbing my head? No. I just don't want you straddling me when I'm playing cards." These two need a break from each other. Either that, or they should take "Sensitivity Co-dependent Adult Children of Adults Give Me Some Space and Get Out of My Face Training" classes, with alternate weekend workshops. They just might get a break from each other -- for the next two months when one of them is voted out. Ah, love. Ah, nicey-nice. Ah . . . . . oh, enough already. Everyone was buttering up Gerry, that big butterball whose stomach is shrinking day by day. Roddy got choked up telling about a childhood friend who died from leukemia. He went off then on an existential conversation about life, how it's not all about being overcome by work, by meaningless things, how materialism and trying to be 'the King of IT' or the 'best salesman' is meaningless. I feel sorry for this person. Because here he is, trying to be the of the rock, manipulating and all, for what? Sometimes we don't listen to our best impulses. Let me rephrase that. We almost never listen to our best impulses, because of what we think we want, which we don't really want. There are lessons for viewers, too, on this show -- lessons for the taking. Then they had one of those gross food competitions where everyone throws up (or wants to). Chiara ate 7 or 8 raw brussels sprouts (gag), Jason ate 8 twinkies in one minute (gag -- one twinkie in a year would make me gag). Danielle ate 15 jalapeno olives in two minutes. Imagine the hissy fit Marcellus threw when he had to eat five (yes, only five) fried chicken livers. Oh, anybody could do that, you big baby! And then Danielle threw a fit because she had eaten all those jalapenos but still has to eat peanut butter and jelly for a week. Lisa and Eric were nominated and eventually, after much discussion and diplomatic wrangling, Lisa went to Gerry and tried to get him to acknowledge that Josh needed to be out, especially since he was not one of the 'good people' and had insulted Gerry's family. Little came of it. It's just as well, because I'm beginning to suspect that 'good' and 'evil' don't exist in the Big Brother universe. And that was Friday August 2 at Big Brother House! |
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