Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Thursday, September 5, 2002
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Bunny's Live Feed Summary for Thursday, September 5, 2002
Bunny | Friday, September 06, 2002 - 09:57 am     Remember that old song from the 60s? "The Bunny's back and there's gonna be trouble, ay la, ay la, the Bunny's back?" A big thank you to the Summary Fill-in Crew, most especially dear-to-my-heart Ocean Island (some day you're going to have to explain that name to me, kiddo!) - he stepped up to the plate and did an overwhelmingly fantastic job of covering the daily summaries. Let's give him a round of Bunny cheers one more time: Hop hop hooray, hop hop hooray, and so forth. They are well-deserved. Now, on to making trouble. The day begins with the longest view of the Front of the House we've ever encountered in the history of BB1, BB2, and BB3. Although most watchers were probably bored, Bunny found it a rare opportunity to observe modern architecture at its finest. Not to mention having the time to ponder that age-old question: When does a house become a home? Is a chair still a chair if no one's sitting there? During the second hour of FOTH, Bunny had an epiphany and the question was answered. The one about the house, that is. She's still not sure about the chair. Anyway, a house becomes a home when people occupy it and set up housekeeping. However, if the occupants are not allowed to come and go at their leisure, it is not classified as a home, but rather a prison. Therefore, I conclude that our HGs are imprisoned and the evidence proves it. Lousy food, uncomfortable sleeping arrangements, guards watching you 24 hours a day, daily exercise in the yard, inside knife attacks. No, wait, that was last year. Anyway, these folks are in prison with no visitation rights or even phone calls from their lawyers. They do, however, get Dunkin' Donuts and Sheryl Crow. But my sources tell me that Sheryl is scheduled to pull up in a Krispy Kreme truck at the Missouri State Penitentiary next weekend, so there you go. When we finally get live video in the house, the HGs are getting ready for the Live Show and the first person we hear is Amy telling the others how she wants to look nice tonight. The camera men hear this, and in hopes she'll opt for her new Marilyn Monroe dress, scramble for a floor fan. In case you haven't been tuning in, there has been debate among the HGs of late on whether or not Amy has been wearing underwear. Expect the photos to be published on Whoop-there-it-is.com after the fan "reveals" the truth. Jason is also speculating on what outfit he should wear for the show. He asks Marcellas' advice on shoes. Let me repeat. He asks Marcellas' advice on SHOES. Marcellas flip-flops on his answer, first recommending one pair of shoes and then another - neither of which make Jason's feet look funky like someone else's we know. I spy a two-toed sloth in anklets. Lisa advises Roddy not to watch the tapes of the show if he's evicted. I know you think it's because she doesn't want him to see how she turned against him - but the truth is, she knows the camera adds ten pounds. Heaven forbid that she appear to weigh 90 rather than 80. She's giving the Ethiopian on South Park a run for his money. Roddy wants Stick Girl to know why he wouldn't give Amy a vote. It was because he had promised Lisa that he wouldn't vote against her. Lisa says she wouldn't have been nominated in his place had Amy used the veto to save him. This whole conversation is amusing to Bunny because (1) Roddy is still working Lisa because he thinks he's staying tonight, and (2) Lisa believes that she's safe from the jackals and vipers, and (3) Roddy is still wearing those same tan khaki pants even though BB just bought him a truckload of new clothes. Turns out Bunny misunderstood and Lisa is ENCOURAGING Roddy to watch the tapes. Lisa: "I've told you everything. There is nothing hidden on the tapes. No secret." Well, I'm not so sure about that, Lees. What about his alliance with Satan? Something tells me that he's not aware of the deal he made. I'm not quite sure when it happened myself because I never saw a guy with horns sneaking into the BB house - maybe when Gerry's snoring machine was at full blast? All of the-Devil's-in-the-room noises could have been drowned out and I might've slept right through it. Anyway, back to what I was saying. I don't think Roddy even knew that he was hanging out with the Devil and then suddenly became the Devil and was then responsible for all Devil Doings in the house. Frankly, I think he'll be pleased that he won't need to buy a Halloween costume this year. So it's time for the Live Show, and Lucifer leaves the jailhouse with a vote of 3 to naught. He is taken aback, because he thought playing the game with ethics would guarantee a win. What reality game show planet are YOU on, Rodster? See, here's the thing you missed, guy. In order to play the game morally, you have to play with moral people. You have to be moral, they have to be moral, the pets in the tank should even be moral because sometimes when they start humping each other on camera you're tempted to let your own values go down the tube. Now the kicker is, if all the players are moral, then the viewers have nothing to entertain them. We like to root for the one or two good guys while the bad guys try to scratch the others' eyes out. So it's a Catch 22. You need good boys and girls to play an honest game, but good boys and girls don't give Bunny anything to write about and they don't help Big Brother compete against American Idol. After the eviction, Amy is reduced to tears for the remainder of the program and the remainder of the evening and the last time I checked, the tears were still in heavy rotation. She feels like she sent Jesus to the cross by not vetoing Roddy. Oh, the irony. First he's Satan, then he's Christ, and I don't think he believes in either one of them. Danielle is ecstatic that Roddy's out of the running and she can now focus on being a woman with needs rather than a woman with weeds she needs to eradicate. Apparently, Danielle is quite needy because she reiterates her condition over and over again on live television. "I'm a woman with neeeeeeeds. A woman has neeeeeds. I neeeeeed sex." No, Dan, you neeeeeeed to shut the old flap trap because your children don't neeeeed to hear their mother going on about her libido. Otherwise, they might neeeeeeed to stay home from school tomorrow out of embarrassment. Jason is the new HOH after Danielle throws the competition by answering that Josh didn't like to wear grass skirts because they itch. This might be an honest mistake if the question had been asked about someone who knew the trials and tribulations of dancing naked in Hawaiian luau attire, but nude in a grass skirt Josh has never been. (Hard to believe, yet true.) No skin contact with blades of God's greenest equals no itchy and scratchy. So Danielle easily chokes, and Bunny tries to phone BB to let them know their HOH comps really do suck. Why they didn't go with spinning the wheel is beyond me - with Danielle's name on every wedge. Left in the house now are Lisa, Amy, and Danielle - three fems along with Jason the Pure and Marcellas the Uninterested. No point in Amy spinning in her white dress now. Amy has survived her fourth time on the block and gives us the Best Line of the Day: "I'm getting carpal tunnel from packing!" The HGs are disussing how they are a little more chipper after Roddy's eviction than they were Chiara's. Well, all but Amy, of course. And Bunny. Not because she had a thing for Roddy, or because she liked the way he looked in boxers better than the way Chiara looked when she did that cute little simulated sex thing she used to do - but because Roddy taught her about the moon while Chiara preferred to moon others. And because Roddy discussed the maps of the world while Chiara drew a map to her vagina. And because when taking notes about Roddy's love life, it didn't take three notepads of paper like it did when Chiara started listing her Close Encounters of the Nasty Kind. Talk about carpal tunnel. The talk moves along to why Marcellas was asked during the Live Show about Gerry saving him. Funny how the name "Gerry" stuck in Marcellas' mouth like he had been eating peanut butter for a week. I guess they don't teach vain fashion stylists that lesson about when one's back is scratched, one should reciprocate by scratching back. Or maybe he just misunderstood and that's why the claws came out when Gerry's name was mentioned. It's Flashback Time before bed as the HGs reminisce about evicted HGs and their reasons for giving them the boot. Most of the time is spent on Roddy as they question whether he was manipulative or really sincere. Aw, shucks, they're gonna miss the li'l demon. So will Bunny. But she would have missed Amy, too. She misses all former HGs. It's a sickness, and she'll receive therapy at the show's conclusion. You don't have to love 'em to miss 'em. Kind of like a toothless man feels -you'd gladly put up with toothaches if you could have your teeth back. Hoppy trails,
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