Marcieb | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 06:08 am     (Are Depends so improved they now fit under Speedos?) I will... ... never namedrop--I could have been college roommates with the biggest superstar ever but will not mention this EVER! ... go into Stepford Wife mode and be neat & tidy, cook like a dream, clean the house in pearls, and never ever complain. ... invent secrets to keep my clubhouse friends busy with new threads on a daily basis. ... never spend hour-upon-hour making halter-top memorial t-shirts so I'll look my awesomest best when remembering our national heroes. ... know every bit of trivia possible but only mention it in the least annoying way. ... never call anyone the Devil, Satan, or Beelzabub or make horns next to my head with my fingers. ... memorize all the public domain songs well in advance. ... never have a chance to go, I'm over 45 and my record is clean. |
Itsallgood | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 06:36 am     I WILL get Drunk....BUT I WILL NOT fall out of the Hammock! |
Mak1 | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 06:46 am     I thought everyone had covered it all.......but today I have one to add. I will NOT forget how many stars and stripes are on the flag of my country! |
Luvhubby | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 07:18 am     I will never say I will not take a shower. I will never say I am on a hunger strike. I will never tell the HG I think only older men are attracted to me. I will not spread my legs wide open and lay on top of the table. I will not try to convince everyone I am very smart. I will not throw a hissyfit about what the other HG wear. I will not try to make a bathing suit out of flowers. I will never call another HG out about their Hygene. Last of all..... I will never, ever, say ( WHY ME?) when I become evicted. |
Mollywood | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 07:30 am     I will never unpack my suitcase. (those who know me say i wouldnt get past the first vote!) |
Mollywood | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 07:31 am     Oh yes, and one more thing..i wouldnt dream of getting in that shower without shower shoes...i was shocked that m didnt use them and im not even a scrub down with 91 percent alchol person. |
Msnapsnap | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 07:59 am     I will never say SUGAHH! again. |
Lilsister | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 10:12 am     I will never use a corn cob to demonstrate "technique". |
Fanny | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 10:29 am     If nominated, I will accept it gracefully. I won't pitch a hissy fit of such colossal proportions as to alienate all the houseguests, my family, friends, CBS, all Nielsen viewers, internet freaks and the world population in general. |
Neko | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 02:29 pm     I won't walk around in a robe all day. |
Romans8_1 | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 03:31 pm     I will not ask to rehearse the pledge |
Goddessatlaw | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 03:33 pm     OMG, Romans - did they do that? Please say no. PLEASE - SAY - YOU'RE KIDDING!! |
Romans8_1 | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 03:37 pm     I would never (even if I didn't know, but I do) admit I didn't know how many stars are on our flag admit I don't know the words to Star Spangled Banner |
Marv | Thursday, September 12, 2002 - 06:02 am     I would not shake it more than twice. At this stage of the game, if I shook it more than twice, I'd ejaculate. |
Moonfairys | Thursday, September 12, 2002 - 11:29 pm     I will never have the opportunity to save myself, (Golden Veto) and decide to pass on using it! |
Mush | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 11:51 am     I will not sleep until noon! Poor east-coasters -- it's almost 3 pm and all they've had to watch is Danni's perm. |
Sunflowr | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 03:53 pm     I will never let on that I am upset by someone nominating me. Always maintain cool. Just say "hey, it's fine, it's just a game, I understand totally"...... Otherwise, you risk appearing as a threat. |
Angelchica04 | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:03 pm     i will never tick off the live feed viewers, unless that is i'm dedicating a song to them which would get a FOH i will not pop other HGs zits (ewwww) i will not have a hissy fit all the time about little things and whine about the other HGs i will not make alliances and deals with every person that comes along. i will not tell every little secret i have to the whole world i will not walk around the house nude, wear PB and flowers, or do anything else to that nature. i will though make a fool of myself and have fun hehe probably way too much fun knowing me. actually i can think of more things i would do than wouldn't...... stop thinking dirty thoughts! i'm think more like having stare downs with cameras, that kinda stuff. |
Sunflowr | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:07 pm     I will never change clothes anywhere but the shower or toilet!!! hehe ;D |
Secretsmile | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:12 pm     I will NEVER suck my teeth into the microphone. |
Hummingbird | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:28 pm     I will never lie back on the bed with my legs in the air in front of my housemates and tell them I am imagining how I look in sexual positions! I will never stuff my cheeks with cheese like a chipmonk. I will never make a big deal out of telling the world how much I miss sex. I will never dress like Tanya did on her eviction night. I will not try to make an alliance with five strangers on the first day. |
What555456 | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:30 pm     I would lie as much in the DR as I do in the house itself. BB's using the information it gains in the DR is as much of a threat to each HG as their fellows inmates are. |
Hummingbird | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:44 pm     I will not make out under the covers, whispering embarrasing things like, "I can't wait to be with you, etc." I will not expell a trail of farts while walking through the kitchen. |
Catfat | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:53 pm     I will not drag Boogies out of my nose and drop them on the floor. |
Catfat | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 04:58 pm     I will not forget to have all raspberry-sized moles removed from all parts of my body |
Sbw | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 05:01 pm     I would never be on BB, but with all of you in the house, WE (the internet geeks) would never have ANY fun. (But neither would you, you would be too busy going over that list running through your head!) |
Catfat | Sunday, September 15, 2002 - 09:17 pm     I will never shave any part of anyone else's anatomy, especially butt hairs. |
Mark13 | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 10:14 pm     I will always sing copyrighted material when I am taking a shower or changing clothes. That way I will never have to worry about anyone seeing my naked butt on the internet or the TV show. |
Ark | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 10:01 am     I will never start a story and then say "da da da da da" to finish it. Here is a funny article about things you shouldn't do in the BB house. http://www.realitynewsonline.com/cgi-bin/ae.pl?mode=1&article=article2250.art&page=1 |
Bigger | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 10:20 am     I would sing everytime I got naked. |
Woodpecke® | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 10:26 am     I will not touch myself below the waist. |
Bigjohn1070 | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 10:34 am     I would never be a houseguest unless I did at least a good portion of the above. This is a very funny thread to read from the begginning to end. Unfortunately, the truth is that hgs are picked for having a "unique" personality that might clash head on with another "unique" hg. This is what gets us to watch, to post and to read. I must admit that a nun and/or priest would be an interesting hg. They would/should have the high ethical qualities and proper mannerisms to which we speak. |