You Be Dr. Phil....What Would You Say To This Group of 4????
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Itsallgood

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 09:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I love Dr. Phil and I thought this would be a fun Thread to do. Lord knows we need some laughter on this board.

So if you were Dr Phil or the BB Therapist...what kind of info would you give the final 4 in the house now. Remember...MAKE US LAUGH! NO BASHING! ;-)

Itsallgood

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 09:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I would ask them all "What In The Hell Were You Thinking". LOL I love when he says that!

Zachsmom

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 09:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd give them all a bop on the head (ala Julie Chen), a bar of soap to wash their mouths out and a book by Miss Manners- give them a hug (best therapy) and send them on their way!!!

Cameramanbob

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 10:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Phil would say, "Uh - you people are like RAIN - uh - with no where to FALL..."

Secretsmile

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 10:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
or..... Are you ready to GET REAL?!?!?!

Maris

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 10:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I would tell them not to worry I would give them a group rate and they should plan on long term therapy. I have a coach bus waiting outside the house to take them for 30 days of inpatient intensive therapy:

Danni - will be fitted with a pinnochio mechanical nose for theraputic purposes.

Jason - will have a starring role in the hospital play "Full Monty"

Lisa - will only wear hospital issue scrubs for the entire thirty days

Amy - will count to 100 before she opens her mouth.

Catfat

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 10:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
To Daniell:
Watch your mouth, Girl. You don't know when the entire planet is listening to you when you trash people behind their backs.

Twiggyish

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 10:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Danielle, you need to stop playing mother. It isn't your place to correct everyone. They aren't going to change. Your complaining is sounding more like trash talking. The problem ISN'T with them, it's with you. (Phil voice)

Bernie

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 10:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
"Sorry final four, but you're lost causes...even my brilliance can't help any one of you, so you'll just have to get gigs on Jerry Springer, because Oprah is busy this year. But I'll gladly accept the winning two as patients, at ten percent off my usual fees!"

Animaldr

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 11:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dr Phil is fond of saying: "No matter how flat you make a pancake, it still has two sides!"

Breezy

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 02:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Secretsmile....heheheh..I could just hear him saying that when I read your post! :)

Loppes

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 02:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Who is Dr. Phill? Is that their CBS shrink?
Lon

Maris

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 02:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Got me Lon, sounds a little like Forest Gump to me.

Bernie

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 03:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dr Phil, the resident shrink on Oprah, who has now got his own show for the new season on network TV. And I read all this in the entertainment pages of my paper, because I don't watch Oprah!

Loppes

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 03:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If Dr. Phil is their inhouse shrink, then I'm betting he's thinking, "Get me the hell away from these people fast."
Lon