Jenhavins | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 02:48 pm     I will not practice or give a lesson on anything resembling a sexual "manuever" with a fork as all the other women in the house look on. |
Furry | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 02:50 pm     I will not put myself in an exhibitionists role then get mad at people for watching me. I will not take it upon myself to teach others life lessons. I will not put myself, or any other HGs, on a pedestal. I will not alienate myself from the rest of the group, even if deep down I know we'll never be friends outside the house. I will not take the game so seriously as to lead to a nervous breakdown on national television. I will never admit to anything that could lawfully incriminate myself. I will not enter the house with a significant other on the outside if I'm unable to remain faithful. I will not trust anyone in the house implicitly.(In other words: I will build relationships with the HGs, but maintain a healthy level of skepticism.) I will not pick on others faults and blindly ignore my own. I will not flaunt or verbally expound upon my talents...If they truly exist, they will be apparent without my pointing them out. I will not be BORING in the name of "flying under the radar". Afterall, this IS supposed to be entertainment television. |
Wcv63 | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 02:55 pm     I will not, under any circumstances, set foot in the BB house for any reason. |
Furry | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 02:55 pm     Oh yeah...two more things: I will not whine excessively, making enemies with everyone within earshot. I will not tell the other HGs what I'm not doing. |
Deltadiva | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:03 pm     I will take off my mike while in the WC so that the internet viewers can't hear me go "pee"! |
Woodpecke® | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:13 pm     WCV63 is a fraidy cat. She doesn't want us to see her navel lint. |
Rig | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:49 pm     I will tell the other HG that there is a five second delay before something is shown on the internet. Then they will do all sorts of crazy things, thinking they aren't seen. |
Alaginger | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:58 pm     I will not go on a diet or get on a work-out machine or do excersizes with the other HG's. After all, at my age they can just love me the way I am or evict me!!! |
Bb3junkie | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:31 pm     I will not pick my nose! |
Secretsmile | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:33 pm     I will NOT forget to sign up for this site ASAP upon my eviction! LOL |
Marv | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:43 pm     I will not unexpect the unexpected. I will not sing anything other than all the pre-memorized CBS theme songs. (surely they have those copyrights). |
2addicted | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:45 pm     Kudos to Jeneane for starting this thread-- it is a lot more entertaining than the LFs have been lately! |
Cathie | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:47 pm     I will not declare repeatedly "I got needs, I got needs!" I will not veto anyone named Marcellas... |
Jeneane | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 07:38 pm     I will not pass up an opportunity to tell my husband I love him when given the chance on the live show. I will not say sex is the thing I miss most outside the house knowing my kids are probably watching. After all I would miss them more. |
Calgaryperson | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 08:16 pm     I will blend in, nod my head with any conversation. Reveal lots about me, but not too much, and only make secret alliances. Also hit on any hot houseguests, make friends, and win HOH at least once. As well always try to win food competitions, despite the fact that I can personally live on PB(Not J). Also try new experiences, even facials. |
Bb2002nyfan | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 08:34 pm     I will not shower *with* other houseguests. I will not go on any in-house dates with other houseguests. I will be prepared for a wait-it-out challenge the first night and be ready by not drinking for 2 days before so I don't have to quit for a potty break. I will often lean into a camera and whisper "Hi Clubhouse people!" I will tell the other people that the bathroom cams aren't shown on the live feeds so anything they do in there is private..just to give the clubhouse people something to laugh at. Lastly, I will NOT have an agent! |
Mamaanja | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 08:44 pm     I will not state that "this game is about integrity". I will not believe that the game can be won without deceit. I will not wear overall shorts. I will not bleach my teeth beforehand. I will not get more dressed up than usual for the live shows, since every one can see how I usually look anyway on the live feeds so what's the point? I will not wear a thong (either in my butt or on my feet) I will not choose Moulin Rouge soundtrack for my HOH cd. (yeah, it's a great soundtrack. But it I haven't heard any music for 60 days or so I'd pick something like Van Morrison) I will not french kiss anyone. |
Kaytee | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 08:50 pm     Ah, how quickly we forget the lessons BB's past: I will not use anyones toothbrush to clean the toilet I will not put a knife to anyones throat (although I reserve the right to stab people in the back) I will not get a buzz on nyquil I will not dress up like a chicken I will not pee in my sock, off a bed, out a tree, I will not pee, oh no siree |
Classycassfan | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 09:02 pm     I will not sleep past 9 am PST so that the eastcoasters at bbfc will see some life before noon in the house. I will always try and have morning coffee and a one sided conversation speaking slowly and clearly so LFPs can get my game plan down. |
Sia | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 09:12 pm     I will not wash out my undergarments in the kitchen sink. I will not allow my armpit hair to grow long enough that it can be braided. I will not eat all of the supply of any one food in the BB house--for example, all the cheese. I will not work harder than other hamsters and then point out this fact to the slackers. I will not slack in the BB house and then boast about my laziness to the internet viewers or to the other hamsters. I will not cry in the diary room in an effort to make evicted houseguests believe I really cared about them. |
Sia | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 09:15 pm     I will not sabotage equipment, appliances or projects in order to stir up my fellow hamsters (i.e., I will not change the potato-clock or unplug the microwave). I will not ask in the DR for a massage chair and then totally deny that choice to the other hamsters. I will not begin bashing other hamsters until they have actually left the room. I will not get drunk and embarrass myself and my family on live internet feeds while I'm in the BB house. |
Sia | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 09:20 pm     I will not lie in my BB interviews in order to be cast as "the wholesome girl-next-door" if my true reputation is something my father and mother wouldn't want to learn about on a white-trash television show. I will not bore my fellow hamsters with pointless trivia about obscure celebrities, little-known facts of nature, a complete listing of every sexual encounter I've ever had, or the graphic, intimate details of any sexual habits I may have that are not fit for consumption by the viewing public at 8:00 p.m. on a weeknight with small children in the family room. |
Alegria | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 09:29 pm     I will never forget that the cameras roll 24/7 and will find time every day for a private chat with my internet friends & companions letting them know my private take on things I will get up early and rarely do the late night hot tub thing never get drunk no nudity, go light on the cussing & dissing always try to mend fences when I fall out with another player never overstragetize always toast the bread when it is pb&j week don't let those internet freaks catch me in a lie for stragetic reason and to win an important challenge I will be prepared to wet myself always pee just before any challenge and don't drink too many liquids that day never cuddle under the blankets with someone you have known less than 3 mos remember that mom is always watching (and filling dad in) always say you miss your kids the most (when asked by Julie what you miss most outside the house) remember I owe it all to my loyal fans study up on card games |
Blinky | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 03:05 am     I will not expose my body parts even though it would be depriving you all of a good laugh I will not try to make peace between everyone ..I will try to ensure conflicts erupt on a daily basis (while never trashing anybody) and will try to make myself look like an innocent bystander I will not play chess, backgammon or any other game that is boring to watch and I will hide playing pieces so no other HG can play I will never sleep past 7am and will never let the other HGs sleep late either...I am good at making lots of noise in the morning I will not shy away from being the bb house barber,in fact I will volunteer even though I once had a hair dresser make me promise I would never use a pair of scissors on another living thing again I will not partake in any of my normal habits that this board has found to be disgusting in other previous HGs, but will nonverbally point out all the other HG's disgusting habits to those who have live feeds I will never cook without expermentation, the HGs will never complain about eating peanut butter again I will never hire an agent, say I applied for the show for just the experience ,or use my air time to speak about a public forum I care about, although I will mention this site as having the best boards to visit |
Chiparock | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 04:36 am     I WILL NOT participate in an endurance competition unless I'm wearing at least 2 or 3 "Depends" briefs. |