Mrdisguise | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 05:34 pm     "I miss the good old days of reality TV when people were just people. The opportunistic types like Silas Gaither and Blake Mycoskie really turn me off." Are you referring to Real World or Cops? Because the cast of Survivor 1 could be considered opportunistic. USA=opportunity |
Abby7 | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 05:37 pm     Tobor7, just found this thread. your post was so funny.. Lisa:...."did you say HI?" Agent: "yeah, it's what i say to everyone who walks into a room...." |
Abby7 | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 05:38 pm     condoms for the bellybutton. |
Draheid | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 05:51 pm     Abby7: Would they be called Navelactics? Should we warn our daughters of the evils of 'Navelympics' before they are old enough??
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Abby7 | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 06:04 pm     lol Draheid...maybe we should hurry up and come up with a name and get them on the market! bellyachetics....or bellyfunactics....bellygasimactics? |
Allietex | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 07:38 pm     She could try out for Fear Factor. So far on the shpw she has been afraid to sleep in the same room with Gerry, and she has called Dani scary. Obviously she is easily frightened. She would be a scream on that show. |
Tobor7 | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 07:48 pm     Ring-ring-ring Lisa: Hello, Phills bar, this is Lisa and this is two-fer night--- how may I help you? Agent: Lisa, this is your agent. How did the "No Excuses" jeans audition go today? Lisa: It seems hip huggers are on their way out. I just don't look good in high-waisted pants. So no luck. Agent: I should have seen that coming. Lisa: Did Playboy ever call back? Agent: Yeah, they said they never got the pitchers. Lisa: That's strange, Chiara dropped them in the mail over three weeks ago... wait a sec... lemme ask her... she's just got back from a break... |
Pugholio | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 07:52 pm     Tell her to go buy some really nice camera equipment...unless she wants to get in line behind all the other reality show "celebs" who have made it. Wait. There is no line.... |
Fabnsab | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 07:52 pm     She could try to work really hard and maybe one day she could be the middle bottom square on Hollywood Squares. I wish the BB hgs would stop thinking they have a future in show business. BB1 thought it and they didn't. BB2 did as well and allI see is a soft porn in skinamax with Hardy. BB3 will be the same way. It may open very few doors but it seems to slam others shut. There is a reason Will says he wants to put BB behind him. |
Woofy | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 07:57 pm     "Can you type, kid?" |
Chance | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 08:29 pm     I recently read that all these reality shows mean way less work for "real" actors so hollywood is really down on the folks on these shows. That would dramtically reduce their chances for a show biz career. |
Cmore | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 08:40 pm     Agent to lisa: Chrysler has contacted me and they want you in thier new Jeep commercial. Lisa: Really? Agent: Yes they are going to disply how well the jeep runs through the forest. Lisa: What part do they want me to portray? Agent: They want you to be a bump on a log in the forest and after watching BB3 they say you are a real natural talent. Lisa: Cool, ask them if they can work my belly button in as a knot on the bump on a log and if I can bring Dani for some direction on how to play the part. |
Curlyq | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 08:50 pm     Chance, that's an interesting point. I never thought about it, but I'll bet it does tick off the Hollywood community that the networks are giving so much air time to these unscripted shows with amateur casts. I know I'd be ticked if I spent years studying theater and paying my dues only to be beat out of a television or movie role by a game show contestant. |
Oregonfire | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 08:55 pm     I think just before the threatened writers' strike a few years ago, the networks were ready to rely more on reality shows to pick up the slack, so tv writers miss out on jobs too because of the reality show craze. |
Tobor7 | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 09:02 pm     I'll confirm this as fact. I have many TV industry friends that really hate the reality shows. It takes money and work right out of their pockets. There are only so many hours of prime time. As the networks replace 30 and 60 min comedy and drama shows with news and reality stuff, that cuts down on the number of available work days for directors, gaffers, grips, writers, A.D.'s, actors, extras, etc. Big Brother is taking up 3 hours of prime time every week. Think of how many crew and cast would be involved with CSI for 3 shows? Yeah, they hate these shows. And they don't even want to work on them because the money is WAY so much less--- plus there is no 2nd airing. No syndication. I could go on... but I think you get the PICTURE. |
Troj | Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 10:12 pm     tell lisa to go back from where she came from and stay there |
Laffy | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 12:12 am     it is sooo hard to get an agent. you don't just walk in and sit down with one. |
Fabnsab | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 02:26 am     Oh, but Laffy, she is on BB, the shows where stars are made. She will have agents lined up at foth waiting with bated breath over which firm she'll choose. |
Toolhound | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 02:45 am     I think some people on this board need to call 1-800-GETALIFE. |
Puck1021 | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 03:02 am     One word sweetheart CINEMAX
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Bomom | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 09:26 am     Two words: voice coach |
Curtisahahahaha | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 09:36 am     She'd make a good Vanna. You have to know the whole alphabet to do well at that job. |
Lipservice | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 07:25 pm     In addition to the antipathy Producers feel towards game shows that eat up broadcast time, the bottom line is they just don't hire amateurs. You'd have to be extraordinarily talented to step from BB to a soundstage, unless they were using you as a novelty guest. Not exactly something you'd want to build a career around. Having said that I think Lisa has a fair amount of "It" - that indefineable quality that grabs your attention. |
Gidget | Wednesday, September 18, 2002 - 07:44 pm     Bomom... two words: Fran Drescher |
Bbholden | Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 04:23 am     I think her job as bartender in a strip joint is about as far as she can go.. at least there she doesn't need to know the alphabet and who knows, with a decent boob job she could set her sights on becoming a lap dancer. She doesn't have to talk at all, and some men like that talking like a baby stuff. |
Eden | Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 09:08 pm     Cmore, hilarious! |