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TV ClubHouse: Archives: Note to self: Things I will not do when I am on BB.: Archive through September 10, 2002

Jeneane

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not crinkle paper near my mic. It hurts the viewers ears.

I will not talk trash about other house guests, they decide in the end who gets the money.

I will not for any reason use the mirror above the sink. My nose hairs are not for public display.

Bunyun

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not sing, or even think about humming.

Secretsmile

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will move my mic lower when eating.

I will eat anything given to me by BB and do it in the time limit.

Amac

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Use the potty without washing my hands afterward.

Ericka1012

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Also:

Don't whistle while wearing a mic...same effect as the paper.

Don't sing out loud... We hate FOH that will make you very unpopular on the boards.

Don't have the short list of conversation topic's...if your going into the house use the time they have you sequested to mentally itemize the things you know or the things you would like (or think we'd) like to know about you other HG's

Don't take showers when other houseguests are sleeping even if you want shower privacy...they will say your dirty...We want you to be popular and don't want to talk about the Jeneane Morning Show...we've done that this year :)

I'm sure this list will grow so take notes...We'll be Watching You

Stingerman

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not be a winey self absorbed spoiled little Marcellas!!!! who thinks the world revolves around me and that I am better than everyone else.

That's not bashing is it? I think it's a true statement

Snee

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i will wash my hands...a lot!

Secretsmile

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Leave my bathrobe at home.

Stop all body functions.

Snee

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i will not spin around on the dining room table lazy-susan...although it kinda looks like fun!

Toolhound

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not win HOH or POV. I will win Food and Luxury competions.

Marv

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not shave my chest.

I will not use sign language, secret code, or whisper so low no one can understand me (the internet people are my friends and I want them to know everything).

I will not wear peanut butter and flowers as clothes (but will certainly applaud the women that do).

Dntx4bb3

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not take my breathing machine(although it may save my life) so others don't make fun of it.

I will not cough or snezze in the kitchen (people may think I did it on their food).

I will cut my hair short...so I don't have my hands in it all of the time and then prepare meals with out washing my hands.

I will wear shoes ALL OF THE TIME so people don't make fun of my feet.

I will NOT do ANYTHING with the HT or POOL for fear I will be made fun of as doing nothing to it OR of messing them up.

Boy I'm on a roll!! LOL

Dntx4bb3

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
oh!! oh!! oh!! oh!!

I WILL NEVER speak of bodily functions or show other HG's my poo (GROOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!)

Pagal

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not demonstrate sexual positions to my fellow houseguests and internet viewers.

I will not disclose the who, what, when and where of any affair I may be having with a married man.

I will not use the terms satan or devil.

I will not chew my food with my mouth open.

I will not undress anywhere other then in the WC so as not to expose myself to all of the internet.

I will not have "enhancement" surgery prior to entering the BB house.

I will not describe or discuss ANY type of body functions or sexual experiences.

Snee

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i will not groom other hg's. eww.

Snee

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 10:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i will not shave other hgs' chests or backs!

Snee

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
or butts!!!

Goddessatlaw

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not ride the lazy susan unless there's a male houseguest riding it with me. (Hey, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly).

Csnog

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not fall into the in group.

I will gather the out group and engage in conversation to try to out the in group.

I will not talk about my sex life.

I will listen to yours if necessary.

I will not undress anywhere other than the WC.

I will only work when others are awake.

Romans8_1

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not make an alliance with 5 other people the first night.

I will not "hook up".

I will not let them know how much I need the money more than any of them.

I will not tell them I am a good person.

I will not tell them I am smarter than them. (I'll keep this one to myself :) )

I will not moon the camera ... well, I might do that one.

Letmeinthere

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not smear peanut butter on my body, or allow anyone else to do it either, and then proceed to walk around in front of other HG's.

Ericka1012

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Romans8_1 - We (the internet people) will Cheer you if and only if you do it when none of the other HG's around to talk bad about you...Now just give us the heads up so all of us will be logged on when you plan to do it :)

Mindspin

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not drink all the time.

I will not eat all the time.

I will not do all of the housework.

I will not clean the pool or hottub unless someone else is there.

I will not make fun of the oldest person in the house after they are gone.

I will not win HOH more than once.

I will not use the VETO.

I will not eat unless others are eating.

I will not cry anywhere.

I will not talk about cheese.

I will not ask for an "Emergency DR Session"

I will not threaten to hit the panic button.

I will not get voted out, go to Mexico, get voted back in, annoy people, and get voted out again.

I will not sing.

I will not dance on a table.

I will not share my sex life.

I will not get naked anywhere else but in the WC

I will not try to make others think they are wrong for my own benefit.

I will not use my masters of Psychology on others to manipulate them.

I will not say I am a virgin.

I will not get on an elliptical bike if I am overweight without my shirt on.

I will not stop eating because I don't want to eat PB&J

I will not become friends with someone and say "I get to be first lady again"

I will not be a loud mouth.

I will not drink on the first night.

I will not get into the hottub on the first night.

I will not assume the internet wouldn't broadcast something that I wouldn't want them to.

I will not be in the BB4 house, it's less to remember if I don't get on the show. :)

Betty

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I will not pick my or other HG's zits.

I will not beg for alcohol - drinking or rubbing.

I will not call another HG the devil even if they are sporting horns.

I will not wear white socks with thongs.

I will not speak to anyone while they are showering.

I will not put my rear or feet on the kitchen counter nor will I say anything to other's if they do.

I will either look HG's straight in the eye or avert my eyes from them completely.

I will bring in a variety of clothing styles and colors.

I will not use other's makeup.

I will keep my eyes open and my mouth shut (that's the hard one).

I will not spin on the lazy susan except when all HG's are asleep and then only after a wink to the LFers.

I will memorize "According to Hoyle".

I will warn only once that BB turn off the cameras while I change but after that they're at their own risk of total blindness, broken lenses, and total shut down of the net.

I will wave or pull my ear for LFers.

I will cover my belly button.

I will be gone week one!

Romans8_1

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ericka, If I am ever on BB4+, all of you can count on me getting up every morning (before anyone else) and doing it in the courtyard. It will be my daily good morning salute to the internet.

... Unless my mama sees it and calls big brother and tells them I have to come home right now. :)