Recipe for "BB3 Devil's Food Cake"
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Penpoint

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

BB3 Devil's Food Cake
(also known as "Bashing Pudding")

INGREDIENTS

--1 box of Danielle brand Devil's Food cakemix
--3 cups of Marcellas bitters
--1 bag of grated Amy cheese
--1 teaspoon of Essence of Lisa
--2 lbs of Jason brand sugar, caramelized

DIRECTIONS

Empty the box of Danielle cakemix into a large bowl and let it set until it starts bashing evited house guests.

Dump in the three cups of Marcellas bitters and stir lightly until you hear wild vitriolic shrieks. At this point the cakemix will start to bubble and get really excited. It's eyes will start to bulge.

Slowly fold in the grated Amy cheese until the consistency of the slurred and elongated syllables turns into gales of cackling. Caution, if the cheese starts sobbing, immediately drain off the tears.

Next add the Essence of Lisa for palate-refreshing breathiness. Note that occasionally this ingredient turns sour, but it is of little consequence.

As the above ingredients are added and the bashing beomes more intense, be prepared for the cake mix to reach high levels of orgasm as it calls out to the devil.

Now pour the Jason caramelized sugar into the bottom of a large baking pan. Add the rest of the mixed ingredients on top and allow the sugar's saccharine sweetness to ooze up through the mix.

Finally, listen to the cacophony of gleeful shrieks and laughter until you are depressed, disgusted, or bored. Then turn off the live feeds.

Suzsmarmie

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, Pen!!! This is too funny. You must be a writer to have come up with such an appropriate description of the latest events in the house!!

Secretsmile

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I LOVE THIS!!! Is it ok if I substitute Amy's vanilla extract for Amy's cheese?

What555456

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Excellent!

Ericka1012

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I almost fell off my chair when i read this...GREAT PenPoint...or is this Roddy in disquise?

Penpoint

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Secretsmile, substitutions or additions may be made at at any time. I'm sure the "ingredients" will provide the inspiration for our culinary efforts.

Twiggyish

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL!!

Mystery

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Does this thread make anyone else want to have cake?

Justshirley

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It makes me want to read what else Penpoint has written.

Well done!

Spunky

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
3 cups of Marcellas' bitters!!!!!!

Jason's sugary mix won't help ...

This is the most creative post ever!!

Get cracking... we want more of these receipes!!

Stingerman

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 05:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I love it.

Just make sure that Danni and Marcellas don't get a "PIECE" of this cake. They don't deserve it!!!

Chiparock

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 05:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Penpoint, that has to be a TVCH classic, to be preserved for posterity! Kudos to you. Naturally we will all clamor for more of your incisive wit and humor. Encore, encore!

[P.S. - I love your Cornish Rex cat. Very striking with its one golden eye and one blue eye.]

Gidget

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Frost with pb&j

Bailey

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bravo! That's about as creative as it gets, Penpoint!

Cathie

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wonderful!!! :)

Bunny

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 07:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
SUPERB!!!
Love it, love it, LOVE IT!

Tabbyking

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 07:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
don't forget to use a debil boiler...great recipe!

Sisalou

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 09:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLMAO - Hilarious! rofll

Penpoint

Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 02:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Words of appreciation to the posters on this thread:


As expressed by DANIELLE

"Thanks, everyone. I'm glad you like the cake. But what about all those folks who didn't say anything nice? I think they're just plain nasty. I said nasty, n-a-s-t-y. They might even be aligned with the devil. Just you wait, I'll do something about them. But remember, I got your back. Trust me."


As expressed by MARCELLAS

"Everyone, you made some nice comments about my recipe, but when are you going to learn not to wear white after Labor Day! Didn't your mama teach you anything? Now if you were a cute boy like me, you might be able to carry it off. You know, like make a fashion statement!"


As expressed by AMY

"It's so sweet of you, Sugah, to say such nice things about my recipe . . . by the way, can I have the rest of your Citrona?"


As expressed by LISA

"Thanks."


As expressed by JASON

"Guys, this is awesome! All your heartfelt words really touched me."


As expressed by PENPOINT

"It's good to have one's work appreciated and enjoyed. During this doldrum period of BB3, we need something to laugh about--and this group of HGs is certainly base enough to feed our sense of humor."

Neko

Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 02:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh look, I'm alligned with the devil

Great job Penpoint!! Hilarious!!

Wait! Now, I've said something..I'm not aligned anymore

Spunky

Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 02:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Spunky to Penpoint:

All day long I've been hoping to see your purple text with some more ...goodies and your ears must have been ringing hard today. Such fun to read some more of your humor about the hgs.

It makes me think you'll have some more in store for us and I'm looking forward to it.
Thanks!