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Fabnsab

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 08:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Scandalous, Cindy, Scandalous!! LOL

I guess you'd make sure we'd get our moneys worth.

Cindyluvsroddy

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 08:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hehe - id teach Jason a thing or too .. :)

Moondance

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 08:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
>...I would remind the other houseguests with visions of grandeur that no other bb person went far and probably neither will they. <

LOL today in the backyard J, L, D & Amy were all poking fun that they needed to evict themselves ASAP to take advantage of the '15' minutes of fame... Jason yeah fast because 12 minutes are already up:)

I think out of all the BBs, this cast have a better idea what they are or are not going to get out being on the show.

Letmeinthere

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 09:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I agree Moon, probably because the past house guests never amounted to anything on the "showbiz" scene. Wasn't Jamie going to be the next Julie Chen or Barbara Walters? LOL

Cindyluvsroddy

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 11:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lol@jamie

Gidget

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I would bring my own towels and woe be the person who used one. I'm a mild germophobe and I wonder why it hasn't bothered Marcie or the others that they are sharing towels with strangers and I haven't heard them mention anything about bleaching them. I don't mind hotel towels because they are bleached. And I bleach mine at home even though it is just me and hubby. And for that matter, I sure wouldn't want my undies mixed in with anyone elses.

Goddessatlaw

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
If I were in the house, I'd pick up Roddy under one arm and Dani under the other and knock them together in front of me like a pair of beer bottles. Then I'd step over their writhing bodies, take Marc's gnome, Lisa's choker and Jason's Bible hostage, wrap myself in the wooby on the hammock, and drink all the Citrona while watching them try to sort out what just happened and why. And I wouldn't say a word (for perfectly valid reasons having to do with pearls and swine). Of course, I'd wind up being removed from the house in handcuffs or a straightjacket, but that's a price I'd be willing to pay. (In case you hadn't guessed, they're all pretty much whizzing me off right now.)

Guiltyviewer

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Goddess, would you please apply for BB4? I'd sure enjoy such entertainment, and I'm sure we could pass the hat here on the board to post bail or pay the therapists, whichever method of exit you took. Now THAT's a show worth seeing!!! They want reality...they'd GET reality :)

Guiltyviewer

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bernie, ROFL!!! Love the way your mind works!

Costacat---thanks for the visual of Roddy dangling by his you-know-whatsis! Now I'm gonna chuckle EVERY time he bounces that ball (and hoping it's only for 2 more days).

Cindy, what would Theo think?! :)

What555456

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
If I were in the house, I would only say nice things about everyone there.

I would never talk about anyone behind their back.

I would never conspire to get rid of others who are trying so hard to win.

I would forgive anyone who said anything bad about me.

I would tell those who say bad things about others to stop.

I would always be honest and open.

I would smile all the time.

I would feel sorry for and would console anyone whose feelings got hurt by someone else.

I would laugh whenever anyone told a joke.

I would be best friends with every other houseguest and feel bad when they left but not let it ruin my disposition.

I would always dress modestly and never worry too much about how I looked.

I would never talk about sex or even consider having it with another houseguest.

I would pray a lot and never drink any alcohol.

I would do all the housework and laundry.

I would not complain about eating PB&J and be grateful for the overall experience.

And I would make everlasting soulmate friends who I would see all the time once I was out.

Oh, and since I would have so much time available because I was off work, I would also bring about world peace and feed all the starving people in the world.

Goddessatlaw

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, I forgot - I'd cure this raging case of rickets I've developed since joining the TVCH board by saturating myself in the California sun all day every day. And I'd cure myself of the scurvy I've developed on the Atkins diet by sucking on California oranges all day every day while I sunbathed. Thank you.

Csnog

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 08:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
And you would be out the first week because they would think there was something wrong about you.

rotflmao.


I would have a ladder to go over the wall.

Costacat

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 11:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I want some of whatever What's been drinking! I wanna live in THAT fantasy, too! <grin>

Sorry, Guilty. But I've wanted to do that for sooooo long now! This weekend has been particularly bad, as he's tended to pompously spout his own personal brand of knowledge ceaselessly!

Goddess, ain't they got oranges in your neck o' the woods? <snicker>

Gidget

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 02:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
what555456-

it's been done by jason... get your own startegy :)

Maesin

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 03:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Costacat, I don't need an "ab class" today after reading your "do to" list!!! That was beee-u-tee-full!!!

Let's see, if I were in the house...no wait, I may be blond, but I am not *that* stupid!! LOL.

Okay, but just in case, out of respect for Costacat, I would complete the list and hit the panic button before anyone let Roddy down from the BB hoop!

Costacat

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 03:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Maesin! And thanks for "getting my back" for me! <grin>

Stingerman

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 03:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Security would be escorting me out after I hit Marcellus and then Roddy for being such scumbags.

Wadsters

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd drink all the booze since its free....no wait...someone beat me to it.:)

Niceguy

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What555, you've really set some exemplary goals yourself for your stay. Can't wait for BB4!!

Kapow

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd run screaming, knowing that I had made a TERRIBLE mistake! I thought long and hard about apllying for this BB3 and I am SO GLAD I did not! (the one time I used good judgement!)lol

Blossumtree

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i'd spank roddy on his ego inflated bottom.

Wendo

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What, those are interesting goals, but I'm afraid you'd be out with in a month if you never did ANY conspiring in that house. Say goodbye to the half mill.

Alegria

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 06:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd hire Will as my coach.

Kapow

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmmmm Alegria, good plan. Will seems to be the only one who figgered out this show early on and then played it to his pleasure. Roddy tried, but failed. He was close, but no cigar....

Alegria

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I also would not become part of a couple (too cheesy and obvious). One very nice aspect of Dani & Jason's alliance is how it is non-sexual.

Spunky

Wednesday, September 04, 2002 - 04:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I will be playing pranks on all of them...