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TV ClubHouse: Archive: ARCHIVE ONE: If I were in the house...: Archive through September 02, 2002

Niceguy

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 06:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd run the HoH room during my time in it like the Kremlin. I would not listen to any extraneous bs from people like Dani. The door would be locked when I wasn't in there so no grabbing of beers that I might be saving to oil the wheels of persuasion with another HG. I would limit my time prior to nominations to about 20 minutes for each person. If someone persisted I'd call Big Brother to intervene to get them to leave(you don't want to physically eject someone). If they wanted to plead their case outside the door I'd slip on my headphones and zone them out...

Wcv63

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 06:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Mr. Niceguy...doesn't sound like you'd be in that house for long.

Niceguy

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 06:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Opinions vary.

Bailey

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 06:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
... and you'd be nominated and evicted the following week.. :)

Niceguy

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 06:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
See previous post.

Ministryoftruth

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 07:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmmmmmm . . . are you sure you're a nice guy? - LOL

Niceguy

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 07:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Stalin thought he was a niceguy...

Seriously, this was supposed to be a what if thread. Maybe the Kremlin analogy was a bit too harsh. I know I'd be less loosey-goosey than this group. My ideas may be as muddle-headed as the next guy. But from watching this group I know I'd want a buffer from their anxiousness and cruelty.

Woodpecke®

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 07:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If I was in the house, I would become the world's best listener. I would never ignore anyone if they wanted to vent. I would always be there. Wake me up. No story is too small. I'd listen while I was cleaning the whole house every day instead of wasting my time.

Wcv63

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 07:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If I were in that house you can bet that I was there against my will and I'd be looking to "go over the wall" at the first opportunity.

Niceguy

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 07:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Alright Wcv. LOL.

Sherbabe

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 08:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd be on medication.

Turtlelvr

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 08:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd carry my toothbrush with me at all times.....

Csnog

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 09:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd know how to work the Pool and the Hot Tub.

They haven't had it working since they booted Gerry.

Gerry got back at them and they don't even know it.

Goddess146

Sunday, September 01, 2002 - 09:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I would be on the other side of the cameras.

Niceguy

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 11:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
If thats true about Gerry...way to go dude!!

If they still have the microwave in their I'd try to use the timer alarm to set for dead of night strategy sessions.

Bernie

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 12:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd have three months of Valium sewn into padded bras, and then I would gradually lose weight as the days passed, and get lots of compliments ;-D

Alegria

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 12:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
valium AND nodoz (let's be fully prepared). :)

Csnog

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 04:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well Gerry may have had his faults but he sure knew how to keep the pool and HT in order.

I am lmao with their talk of having a pool man.

Just think Gerry could go back as their new pool man.

Now that would be a twist.

Scorpiomoon

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 04:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If I were in the house I would have gotten into a cat fight with Amy today.

Ddr1135

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 07:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If I were in the house today I would have:

Pulled Lisa pants up for God's Sake! (I love how she talks about the way Amy dresses....the girl who wore a peanut butter thong, yeah right!)

Brushed Jason's hair, what's with that new hairdo?

Given Amy a Xanax, told her ya gotta kiss a lot of frogs (might even have to marry one), before you find your prince

Thanked Danielle for being rather nice today, give her a little pep talk to keep it up.

Told Roddy to just shut up

and.....

B*tched slapped Marcellus.

Costacat

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 07:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
If I were in the house:

1. Roddy would be hanging by his testicles from the basketball pole.

2. Danielle would've been shown a dictionary so she could learn what "the devil" is.

3. Chiara's mouth would've been washed out with soap.

4. Marcellas would've been shown Sleeping Beauty's mirror -- he is NOT the fairest of them all.

5. Josh would've joined Roddy on the basketball pole the first time he smacked my behind.

6. Tonya would've had a good "talking to." She has lots of potential to be a pretty woman. She does NOT need all that plastic surgery. It ain't gonna buy her love -- it's gonna buy her a one-night stand.

7. Amy would've gotten a great big hug from me, and promise to really help her out.

8. Gerry and I would've sat down and had a little ole chat. First off I'd explain to him about how his hygiene was bothering the others. And then I'd let him know exactly how much it was bothering the others. (I hated him not knowing!)

9. Lori, Eric, Lisa, and Jason... I think they are were/are more or less fine as is. They've all had their moments, but none near as bad as some of the others...

Edited to add Gerry... I knew I was forgetting someone!

The_Walrus

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 08:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I would have been kicked out early for beating the hell out of Marcellas.

Letmeinthere

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 08:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Costacat! I would have been voted out by Tonya immediately cause I'd be asking her why she was in the house if she has five kids at home and more to the point, did she actually GIVE BIRTH to five kids?

Fabnsab

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 08:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
...I would remind the other houseguests with visions of grandeur that no other bb person went far and probably neither will they.

Cindyluvsroddy

Monday, September 02, 2002 - 08:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i would be having sex alot this week with Roddy, knowing he is going soon ... then id be flirting with jason - whispering "your next" hehe

lol :)