Recipe for "BB3 Devil's Food Cake"
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Recipe for "BB3 Devil's Food Cake"
Penpoint | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:16 pm     BB3 Devil's Food Cake (also known as "Bashing Pudding") INGREDIENTS --1 box of Danielle brand Devil's Food cakemix --3 cups of Marcellas bitters --1 bag of grated Amy cheese --1 teaspoon of Essence of Lisa --2 lbs of Jason brand sugar, caramelized DIRECTIONS Empty the box of Danielle cakemix into a large bowl and let it set until it starts bashing evited house guests. Dump in the three cups of Marcellas bitters and stir lightly until you hear wild vitriolic shrieks. At this point the cakemix will start to bubble and get really excited. It's eyes will start to bulge. Slowly fold in the grated Amy cheese until the consistency of the slurred and elongated syllables turns into gales of cackling. Caution, if the cheese starts sobbing, immediately drain off the tears. Next add the Essence of Lisa for palate-refreshing breathiness. Note that occasionally this ingredient turns sour, but it is of little consequence. As the above ingredients are added and the bashing beomes more intense, be prepared for the cake mix to reach high levels of orgasm as it calls out to the devil. Now pour the Jason caramelized sugar into the bottom of a large baking pan. Add the rest of the mixed ingredients on top and allow the sugar's saccharine sweetness to ooze up through the mix. Finally, listen to the cacophony of gleeful shrieks and laughter until you are depressed, disgusted, or bored. Then turn off the live feeds. |
Suzsmarmie | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:25 pm     Oh, Pen!!! This is too funny. You must be a writer to have come up with such an appropriate description of the latest events in the house!! |
Secretsmile | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:28 pm     I LOVE THIS!!! Is it ok if I substitute Amy's vanilla extract for Amy's cheese? |
What555456 | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:28 pm     Excellent! |
Ericka1012 | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:30 pm     I almost fell off my chair when i read this...GREAT PenPoint...or is this Roddy in disquise? |
Penpoint | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:35 pm     Secretsmile, substitutions or additions may be made at at any time. I'm sure the "ingredients" will provide the inspiration for our culinary efforts. |
Twiggyish | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:07 pm     LOL!! |
Mystery | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:31 pm     Does this thread make anyone else want to have cake? |
Justshirley | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:33 pm     It makes me want to read what else Penpoint has written. Well done! |
Spunky | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 04:50 pm     3 cups of Marcellas' bitters!!!!!! Jason's sugary mix won't help ... This is the most creative post ever!! Get cracking... we want more of these receipes!! |
Stingerman | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 05:39 pm     I love it. Just make sure that Danni and Marcellas don't get a "PIECE" of this cake. They don't deserve it!!! |
Chiparock | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 05:45 pm     Penpoint, that has to be a TVCH classic, to be preserved for posterity! Kudos to you. Naturally we will all clamor for more of your incisive wit and humor. Encore, encore! [P.S. - I love your Cornish Rex cat. Very striking with its one golden eye and one blue eye.] |
Gidget | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:41 pm     Frost with pb&j |
Bailey | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:47 pm     Bravo! That's about as creative as it gets, Penpoint! |
Cathie | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:50 pm     Wonderful!!! |
Bunny | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 07:24 pm     SUPERB!!! Love it, love it, LOVE IT!
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Tabbyking | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 07:57 pm     don't forget to use a debil boiler...great recipe! |
Sisalou | Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 09:13 pm     ROFLMAO - Hilarious!  |
Penpoint | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 02:10 pm     Words of appreciation to the posters on this thread: As expressed by DANIELLE
"Thanks, everyone. I'm glad you like the cake. But what about all those folks who didn't say anything nice? I think they're just plain nasty. I said nasty, n-a-s-t-y. They might even be aligned with the devil. Just you wait, I'll do something about them. But remember, I got your back. Trust me." As expressed by MARCELLAS
"Everyone, you made some nice comments about my recipe, but when are you going to learn not to wear white after Labor Day! Didn't your mama teach you anything? Now if you were a cute boy like me, you might be able to carry it off. You know, like make a fashion statement!" As expressed by AMY
"It's so sweet of you, Sugah, to say such nice things about my recipe . . . by the way, can I have the rest of your Citrona?" As expressed by LISA
"Thanks." As expressed by JASON
"Guys, this is awesome! All your heartfelt words really touched me." As expressed by PENPOINT
"It's good to have one's work appreciated and enjoyed. During this doldrum period of BB3, we need something to laugh about--and this group of HGs is certainly base enough to feed our sense of humor."
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Neko | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 02:27 pm     Oh look, I'm alligned with the devil Great job Penpoint!! Hilarious!! Wait! Now, I've said something..I'm not aligned anymore  |
Spunky | Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 02:28 pm     Spunky to Penpoint: All day long I've been hoping to see your purple text with some more ...goodies and your ears must have been ringing hard today. Such fun to read some more of your humor about the hgs. It makes me think you'll have some more in store for us and I'm looking forward to it. Thanks! |
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