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Beagle

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
These are a HOOT! Keep them coming posters...



(I'm too tired to think of any at the moment...lol)

Wcv63

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Marc - Driving under the influence of 90% alcohol

Amy - I don't get mad. I get even.

Roddy - Awesome softee who specializes in mind control seeks willing participants to give him money

Jason - Be not overcome with evil, but overcome evil with good.
--Romans 12:21

Dani- Oh no you didn't!

Gerry - "Have patience, and endure"
Much Ado, Act iv, Sc.1

Lisa - Vengeance will be mine.

Hohoho

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG, laughing my head off! I'm not clever enough to come up with anything like these gems! Excellent job!!!

Guiltyviewer

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 10:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
hohohoho....in a way, couldn't that be one for roddy.

Richardfan

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 10:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy: I'd rather be me

Dani : I'd rather be winning

Gerry: I'd rather be staring at Marcellus

Marci: I'd rather be staring at Roddy

Amy : I'd rather be drinking

Jason: Jesus saves, Roddy scores on the rebound

Iceprincess

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
My favorite houseguest can beat up your favorite houseguest.

Crazydog

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy: The only time I'm not drinking is when I'm driving. Can somebody else please drive?

Marc: Please respect my personal space. And honey, your tires don't match.

Chiara: Back off or I'll get revengeful.

Lisa: It's not raining, those are just my tears on your windshield.

Gerry: Wide Load

Jason: The Lord is my cruise control.

Roddy: I command you to back off.

Dani: My other car is now just a dream.

Maesin

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason: Now I know what they mean by "Nice guys finish last"!

Dani: Scandelous and Proud of it!

Roddy: And this one time, In the BB house...

Lisa: And for my next trick you should see what I can do with my elbow!

Amy: I'll think about it tomorrow!

Marc: Don't hate me because I think I am beautiful!

Gerry: There's no place like home!

Okay so these aren't the best, but I have been laughing so hard, I felt I should try to contribute.
Thanks all, nothing beats a good laugh!

Duncan

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 12:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy: Will whine for beer
Roddy: Tell me you're sorry
Dani: Marty Feldmann eat your heart out
Lisa: I still hate her
Gerry: Scumbaggery Lives
Jason: I'll honk if you tell me to
Marc: EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Josh: CLEARLY, I should have stayed
Tonya: Say HI to my two friends
Lori: Honk to my face!
Eric: I kept my job!
Chiara: I miss my woobie

Bigd

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 12:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Chiara: I kiss and tell...
Roddy: I told you not to...
Chiara: Bad mouth on board...
Amy: I cut the cheese
Lisa: Bite my butt
Eric: Hello, is it me you're looking for...
Marcellus: Honk if you can't see me

Calgal

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 05:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marc: Gerry, is that you, the show is OVER, GO HOME!

Wadsters

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
How about Custom Licence plates?
Roddy - SMRTASS
Marc - RU12 or WHODIKIL
Amy - SAYCHESE or UANTGTLI
Dani - INED$$$ or TRUSTME$
Jason -JSTAVRGN
Lisa - UHADMEATHI
Chiara - HOHOHO
Eric - LUVAFRFTR
Gerry - TEACHER

Just a thought!

Donut

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks for starting this thread, ms. candy bar!
You guys have come up with some really genius stuff..

my brain is fried but i will try a couple:

Dani- How Is My Conniving? Call 1-555-LIAR
Jason- In Rod I Trust- (all others lose cash)
Lisa- Bit Butt on Board
Amy- Caution:Falling Donuts
Tanya- Highway Closed due to Silicon Spill
Gerry- Honk if You've Heard My Hamlet
Roddy- I Me
Marcellas- If youre close enuf to read this, then
honey, you need to be alcoholed down before getting any closer
Amy- I support a Woman's Right to Booze
Josh- I earned my Merritt Badge
Eric :) if you Love My Hose
Lori: Wave If You Forgot Me Already
Chiara: Will Work for Woobie

Moondance

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
One of the best threads around BR!!!:)

Thanks you for the laughs!

Richardfan

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Donut, excellent, oh BTW bump(er)

Hawaiiandew

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy: I already know how to tie a bow
Dani: New Homeowner!
Gerry: If the shirt don't stink it aint worth wearing.
Roddy: I ate 80 Dunkin' Donuts today
Chiara: If I am driving poorly please report it to 1-800-666-6666
Jason: Virgin on board
Marcellas: This car is ghetto fabulous
Lisa: My belly button is orgasmic!

Cyn

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 01:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
the world is lost in FOTH

FOTH Happens!

or

Watch what you say,
You'll be FOTHed!

or

Nudity isn't FOTH worthy

well, i guess none of those are for the HGs, except maybe the last one.

Serena

Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 05:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellas: "<> behind the wheel"

Duchess

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL y'all are so funny!!!

I thought of a few

Jason: The Rod Is My Shepherd

Dani: When you reach a fork in the road, just do the opposite!

Roddy: I Am the Way, the Truth and the Exposer of Lies

Chiara: Woe-bee gone but Roddy is Mine!

Fabnsab

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 01:30 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellas just said this on live feeds and I thought it was funny but couldn't find the oneliner for HG thread but it would make a good bumper sticker. Mar about Roddy- "Antichrist Superstar." I was LOL

Whit4you

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 01:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Marc - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game.

Lisa - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game.

Dani - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game.

Jason - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game.

Gerry - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game.

Josh - Honk if you can hear my "I told them so"

:)

Bigbrotherbelle

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Wow, this is the funniest thread ever.

I really don't think you appreciate how big of a compliment I just gave you guys.

You are all so intelligent! You may even be able to carry on a conversation with Gerry, Roddy and me if we were all in the BB house. :P

Seriously, to all thanks so much for the huge laugh.

Bigbrotherbelle

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 04:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Mine aren't nearly as good, but I was bored.

Jason: I was playing for a higher power - Rod

Dani: Back off, devil!

Amy: Gun on board - if you honk, you'd better duck.

Tonya:
-Proud mother of 5 kids! Have you seen them?
Oh, that's mean, how about:
-Don't worry, it ain't my car that's leaking!
-or 100 bumperstickers all over the car, 50 of each: Bebe and Dr. X, Los Vegas, NV

Chiara: Will have sex for food, $, or the time of day.

Roddy:
-You are beautiful. Say thank you.
-HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just said something so witty, why isn't the whole world laughing?

Josh:
-Caution: if you see this in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant, do not enter the building.
-Clearly you are the only one I clearly trust. Clearly.

Lori: I'MOKAYGUYSREALLY,I'MGREATABSOLUTELYFINE. I'MOKAY.

Gerry: If you can read this, the t-shirt finally gave out so I had to get this bumpersticker

Lisa: Don't stare at me, you big hairy pervert! If you are hot, check out my PB thong.

Spunky

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry:

I was in the BB House and I survived!!!

Amac

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 04:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonya: Honk if you like my honkers!

Dmarcomb

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 12:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Chiara: My reality check bounced

Dmarcomb

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 12:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellas: I brake for mirrors

Amy: I brake for cheese

Amy *or* Marcellas: I brake for alcohol

Josh: I brake for lizards

Danielle: I brake for $$$

Jason: I brake for Rod

Roddy: I brake for no one

Bbholden

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 06:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dani - Toxic Waste

Puck1021

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 06:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy…..I am not an atheist, I am God!

Dani….I got your back, go ahead and pass, the car in front of me will run you off the road for me

Marc…..The horn blows…and so does the driver

Amy…..I’ll take some cheese with my w(h)ine

Jason….In the beginning….Roddy created the Heavens and the Earth

Gerry…..Honk if you wanna buy a Orange Tree

Lisa…Spider Bits are better than Love, Spider Bites Last a Life Time

Chiara….Naked Maids…..1-800-Good PPL

Eric…Firemen really know how to handle their hoses, and Lisa too

Josh…Honk if you like goatees, not mine but real ones

Tonya….Honk if you like my PB&J’s

Lori….50,000, what was I thinking?

Babyruth

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 04:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I bump for fun threads

Calgaryperson

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 08:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry-IF YOU CAN READ THIS BUMPER STICKER-THANK A TEACHER.
Amy-HIDE YOUR BEER!
Josh-Watch you ass! I'm comin'
Tonya-Like them? Look at them online!
Amy-Honk if you've been to MEXICO!
Tonya-The airbags may not protect my "chi-chi's"!
FOTH-Like my layout? Good! YOU'LL BE SEEING IT FOREVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Arnold Shapiro-HONK IF YOU'LL USE VETO!
Eric-"Hi"
Lisa-"Hi"
Lisa-Oh yeah Gerry? READ THIS***MOONS GERRY***