Cindyluvsroddy | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:15 pm     The remaining HG's .... Roddy - a pic of me in my bikini/with my phone number hehe Amy - a muzzle Jason - a porno Gerry - a big bottle deodorant Lisa - she doesn't need one - i think shes gonna win Dani - a dog house lol |
Costacat | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:45 pm     A visit with a psychologist. All of 'em. Now. |
Pcakes2 | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:48 pm     I give good gifts! Roddy - a flashy red corvette Amy - a trip to Paris to eat at La Frommage (it's an everything cheese restaurant) Gerry - money to open an acting school for child actors incorporating his love of teaching and drama. Jason - his own TV show Lisa - a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive Dani - a big *ss "out-of-the-ghetto fabulous" house Marcellas - a week at the Sonoma Mission Inn and Spa for total pampering (with all the white terry cloth robes he wants) |
Nimtu | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:49 pm     Costacat, this is no time for brief therapy!! They need long term help - split it with you |
Ellenkats | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 05:08 pm     Gerry -- foot loofah and pumice stone Lisa -- kitty poster with "Hi" in a bubble Dani -- a video from home Marcellas -- 91% alcohol and black socks Amy -- Hickory Farms cheese assortment basket Roddy -- HairClub For Men gift certificate Jason -- book "Embrace Confrontation: How To Act Instead Of React |
Cindyluvsroddy | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 06:47 pm     lol ellenkats |
Wcv63 | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 06:54 pm     Jason - A hug and a donation for his youth group Dani - A house Amy - Cheese and wine Roddy - Kryptonite Gerry - A pedicure set Marc - Soap to wash out his mouth Lisa - A good job |
Jhezzie | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:01 pm     Gerry - Marcellas being evicted before him. Lisa - Aveda shampoo and conditioner. Dani - The win. Marcellas - The book "I'm Ok, You're Ok." Amy - Cheese Of The Month Club for life. Roddy - Yoga classes. Jason - 2nd place. |
Willow_Woman | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:09 pm     WCV63!! I actually LOL when I saw you were giving Roddy some Kryptonite! U 2 funny girl!
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Fflur | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:14 pm     Pcakes...you do give good gifts! |
Cdc101 | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:35 pm     Lisa - a milkshake (put some weight on woman!!) Amy - A gimp mask (so she will shut the h*ll up!!) Dani - Welfare for life (so she will quit about how bad she needs money) Marcellas - A backbone Roddy - A set of encyclopedias (a mind is a terrible thing to waste) Jason - A plane ticket to Amsterdam!!! Gerry - A closet door (so he can open it up and come on out!!) |
Justshirley | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:45 pm     Ditto on the belly laughs at the kryptonite komment, wcv! |
Cajunrambler | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:57 pm     Marcellus- A lifesize picture of Gerry (ape pose) Chiara- A muzzle Amy- A dozen red roses Gerry- A book on etiquette Danielle- Instructions on how to play chess Lisa- A toy fire truck Roddy- An inferiority complex |
Lumbele | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:24 pm     Roddy - a heart Jason - a brain Dani - courage Amy - a broom Marci - no-frills-ticket home (one-way) Lisa - Toto Gerry - Emily Post
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Costacat | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:41 pm     The Lizards: a new home, bigger, with a view. Nimtu: You got yerself a deal! <grin> |
Kennyb | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:10 pm     Jason--some testicles |
Itsallgood | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 07:18 am     Amy - A Case Of Wine! Marc - A Good Man! Gerry - Richard Simmons Diet Plan! Danielle - A Perm! Roddy - A Real Job! Lisa - A Bathing Suit Coverup! Jason - A Woman! |
Monkeygal24 | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:35 am     Kenny, that about sums it up for Jason. He is in dire need for a set of those. Amy - A Liquor and Cheese Store Marc - His own Talk Show so he can bash, bash, bash Gerry- He needs so much and I don't have enough time to start on him. Lisa - a feminine voice not a childish one Roddy - a paper bag and some tape. I am tired of looking at his face and listening to him. I still want to look at his body though. Dani - Not much I would give her. |
Boberry | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:44 am     I'm willing to go in with Costacat and Nimtu on the therapy deal. I would like to pay for the electro-shock portion, but only if I can watch! |
Crazydog | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:45 am     Roddy: the money Lisa: pants that fit Dani: a house Amy: a vineyard Marc: a germfree bubble Gerry: social and hygiene skills Jason: a radio gig Eric: Lisa Josh: electrolysis Lori: volume controlled voice Tonya: breast reduction Chiara: talk show |
Ericka1012 | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 09:24 am     Roddy: a contract to write a book called "How to Treat a True Friend" and of course a Pulizer Prize Lisa: Photo Album of Anioxious Woman with her picture on every other page Dani: 3 months living in TRUE POVERTY so she can appericate what she really has Amy: a room next to Robert Downing Jr. at the Betty Ford Center and directions to the local AA meetings, finally a spacal knife so it will cut down her make-up time Marc: Roddy's book "How to Treat a True Friend", and a pen an paper to write an apology letter to Gerry Gerry: Marc's apology letter, a BIG HUG and a copy of all the nice things people on the net say about him Jason: a nice girl Chiara: an introduction to her role model the Happy Hooker |
Csnog | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 10:01 am     A copy of this web site address. A conscience. |
Draco | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 10:03 am     Amy - Unlimited wine & cheese Roddy - A trip around the world Marcellus - Joan River's job covering the fashions at the Oscars Lisa - $500K Danielle - The house that she wants so badly! Gerry - A Marcellus doll Jason - A good woman |
Calgal | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 10:20 am     Lori: an extra vote for BB3 winner (paback) Tonya: a total make-over (make-UNDER?!) hair/boobs downsized get those teeth/nose fixed! Josh: Testosterone therapy (didn't he sit like a woman? & his Roddy worship/love--ugh) Eric: Beano Amy: a job hosting the next Miss Teen USA pageant (she would be too catty/jealous to host the grown-up pageants) Chiara: life-time supply of condoms/penicillen Lisa: a job doing cartoon voice-overs Danielle: a session w/Oprah's "Dr. Phil" for her and her husband Jason: Flow-be (sp) Marc: a co-host gig w/Steven Kujakaro (sp) ragging on celebrities' clothes/hair (Steven is hilarious on "Today" and "E!")bathrobes required Gerry: A guest house for Emily Post to take permanent residence on his property Roddy: a grant so he can do a biograhpy on his hero, Carl Sagan, thus tying in his writing/film interests w/his Sagan-worship |
Ginger1218 | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:08 pm     Amy - A book on 12 step program for AA Marcellas - A gag and a butt plug (he would like that too much Gerry - a gun to shoot marcellas with Lisa - name of a good doctor, she gets sick way too much Dani - The record, "Cry me a river" Jason - a backbone Roddy - a blow up doll to listen to his booorrrring stories |
Guiltyviewer | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:22 pm     Give each houseguest a specially designed cage with a live hamster in it, and every time the little critter ran on its wheel, it would generate the FOTH music being blared at the hg. And hamster vitamins so it wants to run often! |
Mikrsmith | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 07:24 pm     Amy – A stay at Betty Ford. Dani - College Scholarships for both Children. Jason – A stay at the Playboy Mansion Lisa – Her own bar. Marci – Therapy for Delusions of Grandeur. Roddy - prescriptions for the strongest psychotropic drugs known to man and/or a lobotomy. |
Ddr1135 | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 07:37 pm     My Gifts for the Remaining Houseguests: Amy - Vamp Red Lipstick Danielle - Perm for her hair Jason - Hour on the Internet Lisa - Bathing suit bottom (non thong - to cover her bite) so she can tan her back Marcellus - Dentist Appointment Roddy - Guest appearance on The View |
Turtlelvr | Friday, August 30, 2002 - 08:25 am     *Dani: Trip to disney with her whole family *Amy: REAL faith in herself *Marc: his moms acceptance *Gerry: paid tuition for all his kids *Jason: a lifetime full of honorable people by his side *Eric: vacation with Lisa *Lisa: vacation with Eric *Josh: reality *Lori: a tak show *Tonya: a breast pump and lifetime supply of antibiotics *Chiara: Take the place of Kim, as Anna Nicoles assistant *Roddy: Take the lawyers place (Howard) in the Anna Nicole show |
Bbfanatic | Friday, August 30, 2002 - 09:40 am     lisa - pacifier roddy - a layout in playgirl jason - lap dance dani - a trip to a poor country, so she can see how lucky she has it. chiara - soap to clean her mouth out with marcellus - soap on a rope amy - a muzzle tonya - a brain eric - an eye job for his bags geri - a trip for his family to maui lori - someone to show her how to apply makeup josh - a voice coach |
Hippyt | Friday, August 30, 2002 - 09:54 am     I'd give Gerry a t-shirt that says: Inside I'm Much prettier than Marcellas! |
Bigfan | Friday, August 30, 2002 - 12:23 pm     Hippyt, that is a great t-shirt!! |
Boberry | Friday, August 30, 2002 - 12:32 pm     I've changed my mind -- I think I would give and every one of them a swift kick in the @ss. |
Rose_City | Friday, August 30, 2002 - 12:44 pm     For those who are left: Marc: A bar of soap (for his mouth) Roddy: A smaller head (like in Beetlejuice) Jason:A big bowl of Grits Amy: A lifetime supply of Starbucks coffee (black) Lisa: Lessons in Diplomacy Dani: A baseball coaches uniform (to guide the players to the proper bases). *Folks, not dissing anyone here, just having fun. I love them all, really! |
Bluie | Friday, August 30, 2002 - 01:11 pm     Jason : A personality Marcellas : A gnome habitat for Boo Amy : A ride to her first AA meeting and a hug Lisa : A cup of sugar to tone down her bitterness towards Gerry Roddy : A strait jacket and a cell by Hannibal Lectern Danielle : Hmmmmmmm Gerry : $500,000 |