* If you could give each HG a Present - what would it be? *
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Cindyluvsroddy

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The remaining HG's ....

Roddy - a pic of me in my bikini/with my phone number hehe
Amy - a muzzle
Jason - a porno
Gerry - a big bottle deodorant
Lisa - she doesn't need one - i think shes gonna win
Dani - a dog house lol

Costacat

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A visit with a psychologist. All of 'em. Now.

Pcakes2

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I give good gifts!

Roddy - a flashy red corvette

Amy - a trip to Paris to eat at La Frommage (it's an everything cheese restaurant)

Gerry - money to open an acting school for child actors incorporating his love of teaching and drama.

Jason - his own TV show

Lisa - a shopping spree on Rodeo Drive

Dani - a big *ss "out-of-the-ghetto fabulous" house

Marcellas - a week at the Sonoma Mission Inn and Spa for total pampering (with all the white terry cloth robes he wants)

Nimtu

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 04:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Costacat, this is no time for brief therapy!! They need long term help - split it with you :)

Ellenkats

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 05:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry -- foot loofah and pumice stone
Lisa -- kitty poster with "Hi" in a bubble
Dani -- a video from home
Marcellas -- 91% alcohol and black socks
Amy -- Hickory Farms cheese assortment basket
Roddy -- HairClub For Men gift certificate
Jason -- book "Embrace Confrontation: How To Act Instead Of React

Cindyluvsroddy

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 06:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lol ellenkats :)

Wcv63

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 06:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason - A hug and a donation for his youth group
Dani - A house
Amy - Cheese and wine
Roddy - Kryptonite
Gerry - A pedicure set
Marc - Soap to wash out his mouth
Lisa - A good job

Jhezzie

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry - Marcellas being evicted before him.
Lisa - Aveda shampoo and conditioner.
Dani - The win.
Marcellas - The book "I'm Ok, You're Ok."
Amy - Cheese Of The Month Club for life.
Roddy - Yoga classes.
Jason - 2nd place.

Willow_Woman

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
WCV63!! I actually LOL when I saw you were giving Roddy some Kryptonite!

U 2 funny girl!

:)

Fflur

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pcakes...you do give good gifts!

Cdc101

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lisa - a milkshake (put some weight on woman!!)

Amy - A gimp mask (so she will shut the h*ll up!!)

Dani - Welfare for life (so she will quit about how bad she needs money)

Marcellas - A backbone

Roddy - A set of encyclopedias (a mind is a terrible thing to waste)

Jason - A plane ticket to Amsterdam!!!

Gerry - A closet door (so he can open it up and come on out!!)

Justshirley

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ditto on the belly laughs at the kryptonite komment, wcv!

Cajunrambler

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 07:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellus- A lifesize picture of Gerry (ape pose)
Chiara- A muzzle
Amy- A dozen red roses
Gerry- A book on etiquette
Danielle- Instructions on how to play chess
Lisa- A toy fire truck
Roddy- An inferiority complex

Lumbele

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy - a heart
Jason - a brain
Dani - courage
Amy - a broom
Marci - no-frills-ticket home (one-way)
Lisa - Toto
Gerry - Emily Post

Costacat

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The Lizards: a new home, bigger, with a view.

Nimtu: You got yerself a deal! <grin>

Kennyb

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason--some testicles

Itsallgood

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 07:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy - A Case Of Wine!
Marc - A Good Man!
Gerry - Richard Simmons Diet Plan!
Danielle - A Perm!
Roddy - A Real Job!
Lisa - A Bathing Suit Coverup!
Jason - A Woman!

Monkeygal24

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Kenny, that about sums it up for Jason. He is in dire need for a set of those. :)

Amy - A Liquor and Cheese Store
Marc - His own Talk Show so he can bash, bash, bash
Gerry- He needs so much and I don't have enough time to start on him.
Lisa - a feminine voice not a childish one
Roddy - a paper bag and some tape. I am tired of looking at his face and listening to him. I still want to look at his body though.
Dani - Not much I would give her.

Boberry

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm willing to go in with Costacat and Nimtu on the therapy deal. I would like to pay for the electro-shock portion, but only if I can watch!

Crazydog

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 08:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy: the money
Lisa: pants that fit
Dani: a house
Amy: a vineyard
Marc: a germfree bubble
Gerry: social and hygiene skills
Jason: a radio gig
Eric: Lisa
Josh: electrolysis
Lori: volume controlled voice
Tonya: breast reduction
Chiara: talk show

Ericka1012

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 09:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy: a contract to write a book called "How to Treat a True Friend" and of course a Pulizer Prize

Lisa: Photo Album of Anioxious Woman with her picture on every other page

Dani: 3 months living in TRUE POVERTY so she can appericate what she really has

Amy: a room next to Robert Downing Jr. at the Betty Ford Center and directions to the local AA meetings, finally a spacal knife so it will cut down her make-up time

Marc: Roddy's book "How to Treat a True Friend", and a pen an paper to write an apology letter to Gerry

Gerry: Marc's apology letter, a BIG HUG and a copy of all the nice things people on the net say about him

Jason: a nice girl

Chiara: an introduction to her role model the Happy Hooker

Csnog

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 10:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
A copy of this web site address.

A conscience.

Draco

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 10:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy - Unlimited wine & cheese
Roddy - A trip around the world
Marcellus - Joan River's job covering the fashions at the Oscars
Lisa - $500K
Danielle - The house that she wants so badly!
Gerry - A Marcellus doll
Jason - A good woman

Calgal

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 10:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Lori: an extra vote for BB3 winner (paback)
Tonya: a total make-over (make-UNDER?!) hair/boobs downsized get those teeth/nose fixed!
Josh: Testosterone therapy (didn't he sit like a woman? & his Roddy worship/love--ugh)
Eric: Beano
Amy: a job hosting the next Miss Teen USA pageant
(she would be too catty/jealous to host the grown-up pageants)
Chiara: life-time supply of condoms/penicillen
Lisa: a job doing cartoon voice-overs
Danielle: a session w/Oprah's "Dr. Phil" for her and her husband
Jason: Flow-be (sp)
Marc: a co-host gig w/Steven Kujakaro (sp) ragging on celebrities' clothes/hair (Steven is hilarious on "Today" and "E!")bathrobes required
Gerry: A guest house for Emily Post to take permanent residence on his property
Roddy: a grant so he can do a biograhpy on his hero, Carl Sagan, thus tying in his writing/film interests w/his Sagan-worship

Ginger1218

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy - A book on 12 step program for AA
Marcellas - A gag and a butt plug (he would like that too much
Gerry - a gun to shoot marcellas with
Lisa - name of a good doctor, she gets sick way too much
Dani - The record, "Cry me a river"
Jason - a backbone
Roddy - a blow up doll to listen to his booorrrring stories

Guiltyviewer

Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Give each houseguest a specially designed cage with a live hamster in it, and every time the little critter ran on its wheel, it would generate the FOTH music being blared at the hg. And hamster vitamins so it wants to run often! :)

Mikrsmith

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 07:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy – A stay at Betty Ford.

Dani - College Scholarships for both Children.

Jason – A stay at the Playboy Mansion

Lisa – Her own bar.

Marci – Therapy for Delusions of Grandeur.

Roddy - prescriptions for the strongest psychotropic drugs known to man and/or a lobotomy.

Ddr1135

Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 07:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My Gifts for the Remaining Houseguests:
Amy - Vamp Red Lipstick
Danielle - Perm for her hair
Jason - Hour on the Internet
Lisa - Bathing suit bottom (non thong - to cover her bite) so she can tan her back
Marcellus - Dentist Appointment
Roddy - Guest appearance on The View

Turtlelvr

Friday, August 30, 2002 - 08:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
*Dani: Trip to disney with her whole family
*Amy: REAL faith in herself
*Marc: his moms acceptance
*Gerry: paid tuition for all his kids
*Jason: a lifetime full of honorable people by his side
*Eric: vacation with Lisa
*Lisa: vacation with Eric
*Josh: reality
*Lori: a tak show
*Tonya: a breast pump and lifetime supply of antibiotics
*Chiara: Take the place of Kim, as Anna Nicoles assistant
*Roddy: Take the lawyers place (Howard) in the Anna Nicole show

Bbfanatic

Friday, August 30, 2002 - 09:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
lisa - pacifier
roddy - a layout in playgirl
jason - lap dance
dani - a trip to a poor country, so she can
see how lucky she has it.
chiara - soap to clean her mouth out with
marcellus - soap on a rope
amy - a muzzle
tonya - a brain
eric - an eye job for his bags
geri - a trip for his family to maui
lori - someone to show her how to apply makeup
josh - a voice coach

Hippyt

Friday, August 30, 2002 - 09:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I'd give Gerry a t-shirt that says:
Inside I'm Much prettier than Marcellas!

Bigfan

Friday, August 30, 2002 - 12:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hippyt, that is a great t-shirt!!

Boberry

Friday, August 30, 2002 - 12:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I've changed my mind -- I think I would give and every one of them a swift kick in the @ss.

Rose_City

Friday, August 30, 2002 - 12:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
For those who are left:
Marc: A bar of soap (for his mouth)
Roddy: A smaller head (like in Beetlejuice)
Jason:A big bowl of Grits
Amy: A lifetime supply of Starbucks coffee (black)
Lisa: Lessons in Diplomacy
Dani: A baseball coaches uniform (to guide the players to the proper bases).
*Folks, not dissing anyone here, just having fun. I love them all, really!

Bluie

Friday, August 30, 2002 - 01:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason : A personality
Marcellas : A gnome habitat for Boo
Amy : A ride to her first AA meeting and a hug
Lisa : A cup of sugar to tone down her bitterness towards Gerry
Roddy : A strait jacket and a cell by Hannibal Lectern
Danielle : Hmmmmmmm
Gerry : $500,000