Archive through August 26, 2002
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Archive through August 26, 2002
Babyruth | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 07:51 pm     Bumperstickers for the HG's: Roddy: Honk if you realize how awesome I am! Amy: Honk if you want me Chiara: Honk if you've had me Eric: Honk if you like peanut butter and jelly Lisa: Honk if you wanna touch my navel Gerry: Honk if you can read this Lori: Honk in someone's face, not behind their backs! Josh: Honk if you wanna make a deal Jason: Honk if you love Jesus Danni: Honk if you know I'm gonna win! Tonya: Honk if you love my airbags! Marcellas: Don't honk, it's noisy and shows no class. And when was the last time you washed that car of yours? |
Kstme | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 07:54 pm     Too funny, Babyruth! |
Maryk | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 07:58 pm     LOL! I like it Babyruth! |
Uhoh | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:00 pm     most excellent!! (and impossible to top!) |
Babyruth | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:00 pm     Thanks! Come on, let's see some more ideas.....they don't have to be "Honk if" types.... |
Sherbabe | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:11 pm     You know the picture of the little boy peeing on whatever you want it to pee on. So that little boy......peeing on Marcellus's rubber ducks. or the POV necklace. or the FOTH |
Oregonfire | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:17 pm     Excellent, Babyruth! I especially like the Marcellas one. I'll try: Bumperstickers for the HG's: Roddy: My Other Car Is a Chariot Amy: I Brake for Cheese Chiara: Tailgaters Kiss My *ss...Please! Eric: How Am I Driving? I May Be Asleep. Lisa: Say Hi When You're Honking Me Gerry: Funky Feet on Board Lori: If You Can Read This, O My Heck You Are Too Close Josh: You Honkin' at me?! YOU HONKIN' AT ME? Jason: Rod Is My Co-pilot Dani: My Daughter Is An Honor Student; Call 1-800-CRY-POOR For Donations Tonya: Check My Headlights, Not Ride my Tail Marcellas: Clean Your Bumper When You Present Yourself To Me |
Babyruth | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:22 pm     Oregonfire--those are all hilarious! I especially enjoyed your Marcellas and Lisa ones... |
Justshirley | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:38 pm     Okay -- I'll give it a go, going with the "honk if" theme (and assuming the HGs have some pretty big bumpers): Roddy: Honk if I've ever given you a reason to mistrust me. Amy: Honk if you're not going to finish that beer. Chiara: Honk if you think it was totally unfair that I wasn't allowed to compete against Amy. Eric: Honk if you're one of the pieces of a** I could've easily had if I'd won the half mil. Lisa: Honk just to say "hi." Gerry: Honk if you're willing to just sit down, be decent and talk with me for a few minutes. Lori: Honk if you agree that $250,000 is too much to give up to go back into an insane asylum. Josh: Honk if you believe in Rod. Jason: Honk if you think it's okay for me to start playing the game and use the PoV to veto out Gerry, then nominate Roddy in his place in order to rid the house of the unpredictable evil that is the Roddy mojo. HONK LOUD -- I REALLY NEED to get this message. Danielle: Honk again for Jason. I REALLY NEED him to get that message. Tonya: Honk if you think my Chi-Chi's deserve their own ZIP code. Marcellas: Honk if you want me to just shut up. |
Babyruth | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:55 pm     LOL at your bumperstickers, Justshirley These are terrific!!! |
Rain | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:18 pm     roddy: Back off if you don't want to be rodded. Marcellus: Back off on me Gerry: if you can read this, back off. Danielle: mouth wide shut; eyes wide open; Lisa: Back off, but I'll see you later. Josh: Back off, Nazi! Lori: dirty hands fan club or I defend people who don't wash their hands and then get booted for it. Amy: Ifwhh vyowou kwan rewad thwis, I'm dwrunwk! Tonya: Honk if you like my honkers! Eric: Cave man on board Jason: God wants you to back off a little please Chiara: Drive me! |
Alaginger | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:19 pm     Bumper Sticker For Roddy You Prayed I Stayed |
Geogirl | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:20 pm     You guys are all hilarious!!!! |
Whit4you | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:48 pm     Roddy's bumper sticker: Puppet Master? Will was an amatuer! |
Whit4you | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:54 pm     Roddy bumper sticker The Devil is MY ho! |
Calgal | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:05 pm     Gerry: "that old 'cleanliness is next to Godliness' thing is highly overrated!" Dani: give me a perm and I'll follow you anywhere Tonya: What color are my shoes, do they match, am I WEARING shoes?! Amy: Hand over the cheese/beer and nobody gets hurt! Chiara: (cry)baby on board Lisa: I like to get "Hi" Marcellas: I'm too sexy for this car Roddy: You probably aren't smart enough to understand what this says, let me explain in terms at your level... Jason: um, I like, uh, you know, well, anyway, yeah, so, it's just... Lori: I'm willing to give you $47.50 for your car Eric: If I say anything intelligent in my sleep, write it down, there's a first time for everything Josh: what smell? it must be my exhaust! |
Annitar | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:06 pm     Jason: Roddy won't allow me to have a bumpersticker! |
Off2cthwizrd | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:07 pm     For all the HG's: Roddy won 500 grand and all I got was this stupid bumpersticker... |
Justshirley | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:18 pm     HA! Good one, Off2c! |
Calgal | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:34 pm     Gerry: If you can read this, thank a teacher-- (each and every day for the rest of your life, you are my protoge, you're only here because of ME!) |
Spunky | Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 11:02 pm     Dani: Don't blame me, I voted for Roddy Jason: Jesus is watching!! Roddy: Trust me and you'll be safe Gerry: It's a deal!! Amy: I'd rather be in Maragaritaville Lisa: Brunettes do it better Chiara: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? Eric: Men don't bicker!! Josh: I'm Jew and you can't hit me Marcellas: Hairless is chic! Tonya: Get sexy, get silicone Lori: If you don't lie in the BB house you're out |
Faerygdds | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 06:04 am     Jason: Have Charisma - will follow Roddy: So many trivial facts - so little time Gerry: Hooked on phonics worked for me! Tanya: Silicon is thinker than water Lisa: Foreplay is the "HI"light of my night Danielle: I am Ghetto Fabulous! Chiara: You're only a cheater if you get CAUGHT! Josh: I love Merrit! Yes I do! I love Merrit! How bout you? Marcellas: Easy on the eyes - tough on the ego Lori: Don't honk behind my back - say it to my face! Eric: If I'm mumbling - I'm asleep at the wheel Amy: I like a little whine with my cheese OK.. some of them are lame, but hey... it's early! |
Silksmoke | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:16 am     Jason - If you don't like my driving, thank Rod. Roddy - How can you honk after I've been so patient with you? Gerry - You can lead a man to water, but you can't make him wash. Tanya - Of course they're mine, I've got my cancelled check. Lisa - Don't honk, I'm contemplating my navel. Dani - Driving with eyes shut, mouth open. Chiara - Put me on a table, I'm free for dinner. Josh - Caution, driver with tube socks on chin. Marcellas - Freshly sanitized for your viewing pleasure. Lori - Ok, everybody pull over, somebody honked! Eric - Graduate of the navel academy. Amy - Dawlin, there's more than one way to cut the cheese. |
Spygirl | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:33 am     *GASP* Oh my HECK...this is the FUNNIEST thread ever!!!!!!! I just have to say that this is by far the funniest bunch of writing I've seen to date on Big Brother. I laughed my butt off last night before bed and the hilarity continues this mornings. THANKS!!!!!!!!! |
Guiltyviewer | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:38 am     tons of giggles here folks....applause, applause |
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