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Babyruth

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 07:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bumperstickers for the HG's:

Roddy: Honk if you realize how awesome I am!

Amy: Honk if you want me

Chiara: Honk if you've had me

Eric: Honk if you like peanut butter and jelly

Lisa: Honk if you wanna touch my navel

Gerry: Honk if you can read this

Lori: Honk in someone's face, not behind their backs!

Josh: Honk if you wanna make a deal

Jason: Honk if you love Jesus

Danni: Honk if you know I'm gonna win!

Tonya: Honk if you love my airbags!

Marcellas: Don't honk, it's noisy and shows no class. And when was the last time you washed that car of yours?

Kstme

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 07:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Too funny, Babyruth!

Maryk

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 07:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL! I like it Babyruth!

Uhoh

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
most excellent!! (and impossible to top!)

Babyruth

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks! :)
Come on, let's see some more ideas.....they don't have to be "Honk if" types....

Sherbabe

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You know the picture of the little boy peeing on whatever you want it to pee on.

So that little boy......peeing on Marcellus's rubber ducks.

or

the POV necklace.

or

the FOTH

Oregonfire

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Excellent, Babyruth! I especially like the Marcellas one. I'll try:

Bumperstickers for the HG's:

Roddy: My Other Car Is a Chariot

Amy: I Brake for Cheese

Chiara: Tailgaters Kiss My *ss...Please!

Eric: How Am I Driving? I May Be Asleep.

Lisa: Say Hi When You're Honking Me

Gerry: Funky Feet on Board

Lori: If You Can Read This, O My Heck You Are Too Close

Josh: You Honkin' at me?! YOU HONKIN' AT ME?

Jason: Rod Is My Co-pilot

Dani: My Daughter Is An Honor Student; Call 1-800-CRY-POOR For Donations

Tonya: Check My Headlights, Not Ride my Tail

Marcellas: Clean Your Bumper When You Present Yourself To Me

Babyruth

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oregonfire--those are all hilarious!
I especially enjoyed your Marcellas and Lisa ones...

Justshirley

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Okay -- I'll give it a go, going with the "honk if" theme (and assuming the HGs have some pretty big bumpers):

Roddy: Honk if I've ever given you a reason to mistrust me.

Amy: Honk if you're not going to finish that beer.

Chiara: Honk if you think it was totally unfair that I wasn't allowed to compete against Amy.

Eric: Honk if you're one of the pieces of a** I could've easily had if I'd won the half mil.

Lisa: Honk just to say "hi."

Gerry: Honk if you're willing to just sit down, be decent and talk with me for a few minutes.

Lori: Honk if you agree that $250,000 is too much to give up to go back into an insane asylum.

Josh: Honk if you believe in Rod.

Jason: Honk if you think it's okay for me to start playing the game and use the PoV to veto out Gerry, then nominate Roddy in his place in order to rid the house of the unpredictable evil that is the Roddy mojo. HONK LOUD -- I REALLY NEED to get this message.

Danielle: Honk again for Jason. I REALLY NEED him to get that message.

Tonya: Honk if you think my Chi-Chi's deserve their own ZIP code.

Marcellas: Honk if you want me to just shut up.

Babyruth

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 08:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL at your bumperstickers, Justshirley These are terrific!!!

Rain

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
roddy: Back off if you don't want to be rodded.

Marcellus: Back off on me

Gerry: if you can read this, back off.

Danielle: mouth wide shut; eyes wide open;

Lisa: Back off, but I'll see you later.

Josh: Back off, Nazi!

Lori: dirty hands fan club
or
I defend people who don't wash their hands and then get booted for it.

Amy: Ifwhh vyowou kwan rewad thwis, I'm dwrunwk!

Tonya: Honk if you like my honkers!

Eric: Cave man on board

Jason: God wants you to back off a little please

Chiara: Drive me!

Alaginger

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bumper Sticker For Roddy

You Prayed I Stayed

Geogirl

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You guys are all hilarious!!!!

Whit4you

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy's bumper sticker:

Puppet Master?
Will was an amatuer!

Whit4you

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 09:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy bumper sticker

The Devil is MY ho!

Calgal

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry: "that old 'cleanliness is next to Godliness' thing is highly overrated!"

Dani: give me a perm and I'll follow you anywhere

Tonya: What color are my shoes, do they match, am I WEARING shoes?!

Amy: Hand over the cheese/beer and nobody gets hurt!

Chiara: (cry)baby on board

Lisa: I like to get "Hi"

Marcellas: I'm too sexy for this car

Roddy: You probably aren't smart enough to understand what this says, let me explain in terms at your level...

Jason: um, I like, uh, you know, well, anyway, yeah, so, it's just...

Lori: I'm willing to give you $47.50 for your car

Eric: If I say anything intelligent in my sleep, write it down, there's a first time for everything

Josh: what smell? it must be my exhaust!

Annitar

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason: Roddy won't allow me to have a bumpersticker!

Off2cthwizrd

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
For all the HG's:

Roddy won 500 grand and all I got was this stupid bumpersticker...

Justshirley

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
HA! Good one, Off2c!

Calgal

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 10:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry: If you can read this, thank a teacher--

(each and every day for the rest of your life, you are my protoge, you're only here because of ME!)

Spunky

Sunday, August 25, 2002 - 11:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dani: Don't blame me, I voted for Roddy
Jason: Jesus is watching!!
Roddy: Trust me and you'll be safe
Gerry: It's a deal!!
Amy: I'd rather be in Maragaritaville
Lisa: Brunettes do it better
Chiara: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Eric: Men don't bicker!!
Josh: I'm Jew and you can't hit me
Marcellas: Hairless is chic!
Tonya: Get sexy, get silicone
Lori: If you don't lie in the BB house you're out

Faerygdds

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 06:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason: Have Charisma - will follow
Roddy: So many trivial facts - so little time
Gerry: Hooked on phonics worked for me!
Tanya: Silicon is thinker than water
Lisa: Foreplay is the "HI"light of my night
Danielle: I am Ghetto Fabulous!
Chiara: You're only a cheater if you get CAUGHT!
Josh: I love Merrit! Yes I do! I love Merrit! How bout you?
Marcellas: Easy on the eyes - tough on the ego
Lori: Don't honk behind my back - say it to my face!
Eric: If I'm mumbling - I'm asleep at the wheel
Amy: I like a little whine with my cheese

OK.. some of them are lame, but hey... it's early!

Silksmoke

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason - If you don't like my driving, thank Rod.

Roddy - How can you honk after I've been so patient with you?

Gerry - You can lead a man to water, but you can't make him wash.

Tanya - Of course they're mine, I've got my cancelled check.

Lisa - Don't honk, I'm contemplating my navel.

Dani - Driving with eyes shut, mouth open.

Chiara - Put me on a table, I'm free for dinner.

Josh - Caution, driver with tube socks on chin.

Marcellas - Freshly sanitized for your viewing pleasure.

Lori - Ok, everybody pull over, somebody honked!

Eric - Graduate of the navel academy.

Amy - Dawlin, there's more than one way to cut the cheese.

Spygirl

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
*GASP* Oh my HECK...this is the FUNNIEST thread ever!!!!!!! I just have to say that this is by far the funniest bunch of writing I've seen to date on Big Brother. I laughed my butt off last night before bed and the hilarity continues this mornings. THANKS!!!!!!!!!

Guiltyviewer

Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
tons of giggles here folks....applause, applause