Bumperstickers for the HG's
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Bumperstickers for the HG's
Beagle | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:10 am     These are a HOOT! Keep them coming posters...
(I'm too tired to think of any at the moment...lol) |
Wcv63 | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:13 am     Marc - Driving under the influence of 90% alcohol Amy - I don't get mad. I get even. Roddy - Awesome softee who specializes in mind control seeks willing participants to give him money Jason - Be not overcome with evil, but overcome evil with good. --Romans 12:21 Dani- Oh no you didn't! Gerry - "Have patience, and endure" Much Ado, Act iv, Sc.1 Lisa - Vengeance will be mine. |
Hohoho | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 09:18 am     OMG, laughing my head off! I'm not clever enough to come up with anything like these gems! Excellent job!!! |
Guiltyviewer | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 10:21 am     hohohoho....in a way, couldn't that be one for roddy. |
Richardfan | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 10:26 am     Roddy: I'd rather be me Dani : I'd rather be winning Gerry: I'd rather be staring at Marcellus Marci: I'd rather be staring at Roddy Amy : I'd rather be drinking Jason: Jesus saves, Roddy scores on the rebound |
Iceprincess | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:03 am     My favorite houseguest can beat up your favorite houseguest. |
Crazydog | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:15 am     Amy: The only time I'm not drinking is when I'm driving. Can somebody else please drive? Marc: Please respect my personal space. And honey, your tires don't match. Chiara: Back off or I'll get revengeful. Lisa: It's not raining, those are just my tears on your windshield. Gerry: Wide Load Jason: The Lord is my cruise control. Roddy: I command you to back off. Dani: My other car is now just a dream. |
Maesin | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:46 am     Jason: Now I know what they mean by "Nice guys finish last"! Dani: Scandelous and Proud of it! Roddy: And this one time, In the BB house... Lisa: And for my next trick you should see what I can do with my elbow! Amy: I'll think about it tomorrow! Marc: Don't hate me because I think I am beautiful! Gerry: There's no place like home! Okay so these aren't the best, but I have been laughing so hard, I felt I should try to contribute. Thanks all, nothing beats a good laugh!
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Duncan | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 12:04 pm     Amy: Will whine for beer Roddy: Tell me you're sorry Dani: Marty Feldmann eat your heart out Lisa: I still hate her Gerry: Scumbaggery Lives Jason: I'll honk if you tell me to Marc: EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!! Josh: CLEARLY, I should have stayed Tonya: Say HI to my two friends Lori: Honk to my face! Eric: I kept my job! Chiara: I miss my woobie |
Bigd | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 12:21 pm     Chiara: I kiss and tell... Roddy: I told you not to... Chiara: Bad mouth on board... Amy: I cut the cheese Lisa: Bite my butt Eric: Hello, is it me you're looking for... Marcellus: Honk if you can't see me |
Calgal | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 05:22 pm     Marc: Gerry, is that you, the show is OVER, GO HOME! |
Wadsters | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:13 pm     How about Custom Licence plates? Roddy - SMRTASS Marc - RU12 or WHODIKIL Amy - SAYCHESE or UANTGTLI Dani - INED$$$ or TRUSTME$ Jason -JSTAVRGN Lisa - UHADMEATHI Chiara - HOHOHO Eric - LUVAFRFTR Gerry - TEACHER Just a thought! |
Donut | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:53 pm     Thanks for starting this thread, ms. candy bar! You guys have come up with some really genius stuff .. my brain is fried but i will try a couple: Dani- How Is My Conniving? Call 1-555-LIAR Jason- In Rod I Trust- (all others lose cash) Lisa- Bit Butt on Board Amy- Caution:Falling Donuts Tanya- Highway Closed due to Silicon Spill Gerry- Honk if You've Heard My Hamlet Roddy- I Me Marcellas- If youre close enuf to read this, then honey, you need to be alcoholed down before getting any closer Amy- I support a Woman's Right to Booze Josh- I earned my Merritt Badge Eric if you Love My Hose Lori: Wave If You Forgot Me Already Chiara: Will Work for Woobie |
Moondance | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 08:57 pm     One of the best threads around BR!!! Thanks you for the laughs! |
Richardfan | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:13 pm     Donut, excellent, oh BTW bump(er) |
Hawaiiandew | Monday, August 26, 2002 - 11:23 pm     Amy: I already know how to tie a bow Dani: New Homeowner! Gerry: If the shirt don't stink it aint worth wearing. Roddy: I ate 80 Dunkin' Donuts today Chiara: If I am driving poorly please report it to 1-800-666-6666 Jason: Virgin on board Marcellas: This car is ghetto fabulous Lisa: My belly button is orgasmic! |
Cyn | Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 01:40 am     the world is lost in FOTH FOTH Happens! or Watch what you say, You'll be FOTHed! or Nudity isn't FOTH worthy well, i guess none of those are for the HGs, except maybe the last one. |
Serena | Tuesday, August 27, 2002 - 05:45 pm     Marcellas: "<> behind the wheel" |
Duchess | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 12:13 am     LOL y'all are so funny!!! I thought of a few Jason: The Rod Is My Shepherd Dani: When you reach a fork in the road, just do the opposite! Roddy: I Am the Way, the Truth and the Exposer of Lies Chiara: Woe-bee gone but Roddy is Mine! |
Fabnsab | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 01:30 am     Marcellas just said this on live feeds and I thought it was funny but couldn't find the oneliner for HG thread but it would make a good bumper sticker. Mar about Roddy- "Antichrist Superstar." I was LOL |
Whit4you | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 01:52 am     Marc - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game. Lisa - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game. Dani - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game. Jason - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game. Gerry - Honk if you think I handed Roddy the game. Josh - Honk if you can hear my "I told them so"
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Bigbrotherbelle | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:07 am     Wow, this is the funniest thread ever. I really don't think you appreciate how big of a compliment I just gave you guys. You are all so intelligent! You may even be able to carry on a conversation with Gerry, Roddy and me if we were all in the BB house. :P Seriously, to all thanks so much for the huge laugh. |
Bigbrotherbelle | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 04:00 am     Mine aren't nearly as good, but I was bored. Jason: I was playing for a higher power - Rod Dani: Back off, devil! Amy: Gun on board - if you honk, you'd better duck. Tonya: -Proud mother of 5 kids! Have you seen them? Oh, that's mean, how about: -Don't worry, it ain't my car that's leaking! -or 100 bumperstickers all over the car, 50 of each: Bebe and Dr. X, Los Vegas, NV Chiara: Will have sex for food, $, or the time of day. Roddy: -You are beautiful. Say thank you. -HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just said something so witty, why isn't the whole world laughing? Josh: -Caution: if you see this in the parking lot of a Mexican restaurant, do not enter the building. -Clearly you are the only one I clearly trust. Clearly. Lori: I'MOKAYGUYSREALLY,I'MGREATABSOLUTELYFINE. I'MOKAY. Gerry: If you can read this, the t-shirt finally gave out so I had to get this bumpersticker Lisa: Don't stare at me, you big hairy pervert! If you are hot, check out my PB thong. |
Spunky | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 03:58 pm     Gerry: I was in the BB House and I survived!!! |
Amac | Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 04:14 pm     Tonya: Honk if you like my honkers! |
Dmarcomb | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 12:00 am     Chiara: My reality check bounced |
Dmarcomb | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 12:01 am     Marcellas: I brake for mirrors Amy: I brake for cheese Amy *or* Marcellas: I brake for alcohol Josh: I brake for lizards Danielle: I brake for $$$ Jason: I brake for Rod Roddy: I brake for no one |
Bbholden | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 06:03 am     Dani - Toxic Waste |
Puck1021 | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 06:54 am     Roddy…..I am not an atheist, I am God! Dani….I got your back, go ahead and pass, the car in front of me will run you off the road for me Marc…..The horn blows…and so does the driver Amy…..I’ll take some cheese with my w(h)ine Jason….In the beginning….Roddy created the Heavens and the Earth Gerry…..Honk if you wanna buy a Orange Tree Lisa…Spider Bits are better than Love, Spider Bites Last a Life Time Chiara….Naked Maids…..1-800-Good PPL Eric…Firemen really know how to handle their hoses, and Lisa too Josh…Honk if you like goatees, not mine but real ones Tonya….Honk if you like my PB&J’s Lori….50,000, what was I thinking? |
Babyruth | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 04:20 pm     I bump for fun threads |
Calgaryperson | Thursday, August 29, 2002 - 08:31 pm     Gerry-IF YOU CAN READ THIS BUMPER STICKER-THANK A TEACHER. Amy-HIDE YOUR BEER! Josh-Watch you ass! I'm comin' Tonya-Like them? Look at them online! Amy-Honk if you've been to MEXICO! Tonya-The airbags may not protect my "chi-chi's"! FOTH-Like my layout? Good! YOU'LL BE SEEING IT FOREVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Arnold Shapiro-HONK IF YOU'LL USE VETO! Eric-"Hi" Lisa-"Hi" Lisa-Oh yeah Gerry? READ THIS***MOONS GERRY*** |
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