Archive through August 19, 2002
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Archive through August 19, 2002
Eggie | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:46 pm     Earlier today, after they just woke up, Roddy, Chiara, and Lisa were chatting in bed before they got up. Roddy was playing with the globe. He was talking about Canada and how much he loves it (God Bless him, he finally said something smart!). Chiara smirks and says, "Yeah, but its full of Canadians". I say we storm the house now, eh, and take her down. We'll bombard her with Joe Louis and bottles of Export. We can beat her with salmon and hit her with hockey sticks. Anyone with me? |
Spunky | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:47 pm     What kind of dumb remark is that by Chiara??? Oh, she could be such a perfect pawn for Dani!!! |
Jane_Bond | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:52 pm     Uh, can I just eat the Jo Louis'? I'll bring a bunch of Burton Cummings and Anne Murray records to lop her head off with. Well, anyway, I rest assured that of the Canadians that are watching the show and the LFs all are laughing their asses off at how incredibly stupid this particular woman is and shaking our heads at how well she upholds the steretype of the "Ugly American"(a phrase borrowed from AR2). |
Tmleafs4life | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:53 pm     LoL Eggie! I'm with ya. We also need to bring some Smarties and Salt and Vinegar chips! After all, Roddy ain't half bad, he's a hockey fan, eh? (had to throw that in ;) ) Also, we can pummel her with TimBits! (taken from Talking to Americans on CBC) |
Bbdiva | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:55 pm     glad to hear you canuks joined us American white trash!!! Welcome to the Kiki hates us way of life. |
Inkydinkyspider | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:55 pm     I heard it too! Let's get our 6 army guys at the border to make sure she doesn't enter this cold, snow ridden country! I've heard her smut talk, she her privates and listen to her eat but this is the last straw! Chiara - YOU ARE NASTY! |
Eggie | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:56 pm     Maybe we could just lock her in the DR and make her eat Poutine until she expolodes. |
Inkydinkyspider | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:58 pm     Maybe Jim Carrey's ass can talk some sense into her! |
Moedog | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:59 pm     American Woman... American b!tch (did Burt have a future vision of Chiara when he wrote that?) Please, don't hold Chiara against the rest of US. Canada rocks! Howdy neighbors! |
Moedog | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:00 pm     ROFLMAO! Carrey's assSpeak is too funny! |
Inkydinkyspider | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:01 pm     And Moderators this time she deserves the unkind remarks...Maple Leaf forever! |
Lumbele | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:03 pm     Don't worry. she won't be coming up here. She *knows* we all live in igloos and speak only French. No need to waste all that good stuff on her. |
Jane_Bond | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:04 pm     Just as their are dumb Canadians (with their Double-Double, riding in their Ford F150, listening to the hip...) there are dumb Americans. Chiara is a dumb American. Cultured my ass! Of course, many Americans are quite charming and I am glad to call some of them friend. But, when I hear that woman go on and on my only instinct is to take a slap shot and aim for her mouth. |
Stormcloud | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:06 pm     We could invite her up, drug her with BC weed, choke her with doughnuts, and lock her in a room with Celine Dion. |
Jane_Bond | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:08 pm     Storm, I think you have found the perfect evil plan! |
Stormcloud | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:08 pm     bwahahahahahahaha |
Bbdiva | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:09 pm     but Storm that would be way to nice for Kiki |
Eggie | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:10 pm     Wait a second. Why waste our best weed and our favourite snack/breakfast/dessert/road trip food (Go Tim Horton's). However, I agree wholeheartedly that being locked in a room with Celine Dion is just evil! Can OneChordGord Lightfoot be there too? |
Hillbilly | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:11 pm     Jane...i's one of them thar charmin ones...ain't I!!!!.. |
Lurknomore | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:12 pm     I may be American but I spent some of the happiest years of my life working with the NHL (not to mention some awesome times on Cresent, St. Catherine's, and Guy St---some of them I remember some of them are a tad fuzzy hehehe). But on behalf of of my very fond Canadian history can I volunteer to assist with the hockey stick beatings This one is sure a charmer ain't she! |
Stormcloud | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:13 pm     Hate to destroy a Canadian illusion Eggie but Tim Horton's is a Chicago based American owned Company. I'm willing to backtrack on the weed but what better way to destroy a person mentally than to lock them in a room with someone who sounds like a Canada Goose being choked to death?? I'll say it again Bwahahahahahahaha |
Shylow | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:14 pm     We musn't forget that to Chiara she is the center of her world and the rest of us are just out here to insult.....god forbid we ever make it to her standers (not that I would want to). Just lock her in an igloo with a beaver some Anne Murry, Celine Dion and some Gord Lightfoot and call that the Chiara show. |
Sonia | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:15 pm     I'm French Canadian and you know what? I'm not offensed at all, because by knowing how stupid Chiara can be, I simply don't take her comments and attitude seriously at all. Stupid comment about Canadians? Hum, said by Chiara, it means absolutly nothing to me. By the way, thanks for your good words about Montréal Lurknomore.  |
Beagle | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:18 pm     Oh brother. Can you imagine anyone hating a Canadian Beagle? Nope, I can't either LOL
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Lurknomore | Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:18 pm     PS...to my Canadian pals here, could someone please be kind enough to get me some Coconut Rum liquor for my tummy, and some Preparation H for my eyes please?!?! I'm not kidding rumor has it your stuff still has the tighting stuff in it Hollywood people use on their faces. Has anyone tried it??? You can't get either of those things in the states...bummer. |
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