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Eggie

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Earlier today, after they just woke up, Roddy, Chiara, and Lisa were chatting in bed before they got up. Roddy was playing with the globe. He was talking about Canada and how much he loves it (God Bless him, he finally said something smart!). Chiara smirks and says, "Yeah, but its full of Canadians".

I say we storm the house now, eh, and take her down. We'll bombard her with Joe Louis and bottles of Export. We can beat her with salmon and hit her with hockey sticks. Anyone with me?

Spunky

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What kind of dumb remark is that by Chiara??? Oh, she could be such a perfect pawn for Dani!!!

Jane_Bond

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Uh, can I just eat the Jo Louis'? I'll bring a bunch of Burton Cummings and Anne Murray records to lop her head off with.

Well, anyway, I rest assured that of the Canadians that are watching the show and the LFs all are laughing their asses off at how incredibly stupid this particular woman is and shaking our heads at how well she upholds the steretype of the "Ugly American"(a phrase borrowed from AR2).

Tmleafs4life

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LoL Eggie! I'm with ya. We also need to bring some Smarties and Salt and Vinegar chips! After all, Roddy ain't half bad, he's a hockey fan, eh? (had to throw that in ;) ) Also, we can pummel her with TimBits! (taken from Talking to Americans on CBC)

Bbdiva

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
glad to hear you canuks joined us American white trash!!! Welcome to the Kiki hates us way of life.

Inkydinkyspider

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I heard it too! Let's get our 6 army guys at the border to make sure she doesn't enter this cold, snow ridden country! I've heard her smut talk, she her privates and listen to her eat but this is the last straw! Chiara - YOU ARE NASTY!

Eggie

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Maybe we could just lock her in the DR and make her eat Poutine until she expolodes.

Inkydinkyspider

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Maybe Jim Carrey's ass can talk some sense into her!

Moedog

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 01:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
American Woman... American b!tch (did Burt have a future vision of Chiara when he wrote that?)

Please, don't hold Chiara against the rest of US. Canada rocks! Howdy neighbors!

Moedog

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLMAO! Carrey's assSpeak is too funny!

Inkydinkyspider

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And Moderators this time she deserves the unkind remarks...Maple Leaf forever!

Lumbele

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't worry. she won't be coming up here. She *knows* we all live in igloos and speak only French.
No need to waste all that good stuff on her.

Jane_Bond

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just as their are dumb Canadians (with their Double-Double, riding in their Ford F150, listening to the hip...) there are dumb Americans. Chiara is a dumb American. Cultured my ass!

Of course, many Americans are quite charming and I am glad to call some of them friend. But, when I hear that woman go on and on my only instinct is to take a slap shot and aim for her mouth.

Stormcloud

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We could invite her up, drug her with BC weed, choke her with doughnuts, and lock her in a room with Celine Dion.

Jane_Bond

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Storm, I think you have found the perfect evil plan!

Stormcloud

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
bwahahahahahahaha

Bbdiva

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
but Storm that would be way to nice for Kiki

Eggie

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wait a second. Why waste our best weed and our favourite snack/breakfast/dessert/road trip food (Go Tim Horton's).

However, I agree wholeheartedly that being locked in a room with Celine Dion is just evil! Can OneChordGord Lightfoot be there too?

Hillbilly

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jane...i's one of them thar charmin ones...ain't I!!!!..

Lurknomore

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I may be American but I spent some of the happiest years of my life working with the NHL (not to mention some awesome times on Cresent, St. Catherine's, and Guy St---some of them I remember some of them are a tad fuzzy hehehe). But on behalf of of my very fond Canadian history can I volunteer to assist with the hockey stick beatings :)

This one is sure a charmer ain't she!

Stormcloud

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hate to destroy a Canadian illusion Eggie but Tim Horton's is a Chicago based American owned Company. I'm willing to backtrack on the weed but what better way to destroy a person mentally than to lock them in a room with someone who sounds like a Canada Goose being choked to death??

I'll say it again Bwahahahahahahaha

Shylow

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We musn't forget that to Chiara she is the center of her world and the rest of us are just out here to insult.....god forbid we ever make it to her standers (not that I would want to).

Just lock her in an igloo with a beaver some Anne Murry, Celine Dion and some Gord Lightfoot and call that the Chiara show.

Sonia

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I'm French Canadian and you know what? I'm not offensed at all, because by knowing how stupid Chiara can be, I simply don't take her comments and attitude seriously at all. Stupid comment about Canadians? Hum, said by Chiara, it means absolutly nothing to me.

By the way, thanks for your good words about Montréal Lurknomore. :)

Beagle

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh brother. Can you imagine anyone hating a Canadian Beagle? Nope, I can't either LOL


Lurknomore

Monday, August 19, 2002 - 02:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
PS...to my Canadian pals here, could someone please be kind enough to get me some Coconut Rum liquor for my tummy, and some Preparation H for my eyes please?!?! I'm not kidding rumor has it your stuff still has the tighting stuff in it Hollywood people use on their faces. Has anyone tried it???

You can't get either of those things in the states...bummer. :(