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Maris

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 09:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I promised myself I would not start a thread and look for somewhere on the board to post my thoughts but this board is filled with so many witty people and every day I wish some of the things they say could be singled out so here goes:


a"Ah yes....to be able to fly a banner telling chiara: not every clown has a silverstein lining! " -- Tabbyking

Mystery

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This one made me laugh.

"well knowing Josh, the lizard will be missing tomorrow and Tonya will have a nice new belt." -- Maris

Tootseug

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Great idea here. Could you please post which hg said the one liner when posting it. Would like to know where the credit goes.

Mystery

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Both of those above have the poster noted at the end of the one-liner (I didn't notice until just now that Maris started this, and it was a Maris line that I chose!)

Tootseug

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:56 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I get it now. Sorry, I thought these were houseguest's one-liners. Oh, this is even better!

Mystery

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Toots, "this is even better...." I had to smile! Like we are so much wittier than the HGs! (I know we're all thinking that!)

Abby7

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ahem...could someone please explain the first one...sorry, I'm slow. (about silverstein).

Ryn

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
silverstein is the name of the guy she was seeing before the show, he did not sign a release, so she was not supposed to say his name, and she spelled it out in code instead and we all got it.

just a poke at Chiara ;)

Halfunit

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"I'm sitting here looking at Josh's hand practically on Tonya's butt (he's rubbing her thigh) and I want to vomit." -- Scorpiomoon

Abby7

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oh. "clown"???

Ryn

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
pssst abby - not quite sure myself - unless they were calling Chiara a 'clown' ;)

Maris

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Cloud, Clown -- Silver Lining, Silverstein Lining. Witty play on words

Abby7

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
thanks Ryn....I was beginning to feel very slooooooooooow. I would have just said cloud, but that's just me.

Zachsmom

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I got it Maris.. ..made me laugh..

Fanny

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 03:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I got it, Maris (the first time!)

Tweepee

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
when lori may have accidentally revealed some private chest area on TV, bastabel said he wouldn't check it out with a VCR but with a "T & Avo"

i think a lot of this show would be best caught with the T & Avo!!!

Tabbyking

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
my gosh, this must be my 15 minutes of fame! damn, it had to be a one-liner about a flat-liner...

Tabbyking

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think we would ALL be a lot more likeable and entertaining if somebody would edit our 24 hours down to the best 60 minutes every day! -- car54

Donut

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
i forgot about silverstein, at first i thought it was silverman cuz she looks and sounds so much like sarah silverman..

i started a reminiscing thread about last years best poster lines right before BB3 started and i am STILL trying to find out who said my favorite line -- speculating about wills technique for crying on cue for the camera--
" think of something sad, now push like you are on the toilet --bahoo bahoo!"
Now that everyones here, will the funny person please show yourself?

Bastable

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks, tweepee!!

Maris

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 08:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We have ALL suffered something traumatic today . . . Gerry's speech . . . my eyes are vacant too <alas>

-- Jesse

Maris

Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 02:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Choosy moms choose Jif.. Priceless!!!!

-- Zachsmom

Deedee

Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 07:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This is not from this board but from Brill Bundy on Zap2it.com he is discussing Josh on Wednesday's show.


"The hairy little troll goes on to be a particularly sore loser by deciding to cook all the best food in the house, the others be damned."

hairy little troll... LOL that is too funny

Snee

Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 03:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 02:59 pm
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did the dog sign a release?!

Snee

Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 09:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
sanfranjoshfan: (not THAT josh!)

'Josh is toast. On the other feed, Josh is lying in bed looking like he just ran over his dog on the way to the VD clinic after his girlfriend broke up with him, the day he lost his job and got evicted.'

kudos also for asking if bad josh can be a dead man walking and 'a dead man lying at the same time!' hehhehehehehe!