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Scorpiomoon

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 03:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From Alegria:

(listing one thing likable about each hg)

"Gerry - he resembles a teletubby"

LOL!

Scorpiomoon

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 12:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Sisalou:

"Maybe the producers think that if a house guest has been in the "big house" it prepares them to be locked up in the "little house."

Just kidding!"

LOL!

You guys keep cracking me up! I love it! Thank you!

Meggieprice

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 12:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ryanc2002 on hearing about the Josh/Gerry alliance:

" I feel like I'm in the twilight zone."

Texastillie

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 09:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Pamy:

"I don't get the whole thong thing. I spend half my day pulling my panties OUT of my a$$!!!"

ROFLMBO!

Draheid

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 09:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

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Cliotheleo Monday, July 29, 2002 - 09:27 pm

Awww, how sweet.

Oh my gosh, I gotta stop myself! I'm about to have a warm fuzzy Gerry moment!! Eeek!




Upon discovering what Gerry's t-shirt says

Curlyq

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 09:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Sobaditsgood regarding the July 27 show:

"I nearly fell out of my chair when I realized that for the first time watching these people, I almost (ALMOST!) found Josh physically attractive. I think this is a sign of the apocalypse.....!"

Okay, it's technically not a one-liner, but it stuck in my head and it still has me laughing 2 days later.

Texastillie

Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 06:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Zachsmom (referring to toilet seat covers):

"I mean really..with this group of people I'd be using 10 covers and still do the not let my butt touch the seat half squat"

Amen! (LOL)

Zachsmom

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 01:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
thanks Texas!!!

from GoddessAtLaw

comments in the "Curious about Citrona" after board was down for a while..

Came back from trial and went online looking for a little downstress and WTF, more stress, h*ll & d/nation. I'm not curious AT ALL about Citrona, but considered mainlining some for a few minutes there.

Sia

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 03:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
posted byMax
Monday, July 29, 2002 - 08:22 pm
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"Flicka? Flicka? Girl, wake up!!!"

No dice. Methinks this horse is dead. And everyone knows there's no sense beating a dead horse.

Are we done now? Please?

And isn't there a policy around here of not questioning the moderation? I thought I read that in the rules, but I could be wrong.

priceless!

Flyonthwall

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 04:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted by Oregonfire about Chiara:

"What surprises me is that seemingly no one has ever told her that the potty mouth thing is a problem. I mean, you can't talk like that on the job, unless your job entails a 1-900 number. "

LOL

Cyn

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 04:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Katrina in the CCCC thread:

"everything is relative in La La Land."

Draheid

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 05:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

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Goddessatlaw Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 04:00 pm

Ryn - you still moving things around? I have threads moving around for no identifiable reason. Was gonna call an exorcist, but thought I'd check with you first.




LOL I hope you send the exorcist into the house when he/she's done with the boards!!!

Whit4you

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 06:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG! LOL is she bucking for fav post of the year or what??

upon getting moderated (by the board software not a moderator....)

Poser
Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 06:12 pm
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Oops I can't say the

Sugar
Love
snap, snap, snap, snap, snap
Tums

Word.



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that was way to funny still cracking up over it..>LOL

Whit4you

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 07:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Note: what's so funny about that last post is nobody outside of BB 3 world would ever in a million years get that post....lol

Tabbyking

Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 07:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
dagny on 7/31's live feed post:

"Tonya is in the Bedroom too..not sure who else is still in there. I can only see Lisa...can
hear Gerry.. Amy..Chi.. Jay ..Roddy too (a bunch of them in there still)"


uh, didn't tonya leave last week?

Whit4you

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 12:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Shhh don't tell Dagny...:)

Katrina

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted by Zachsmom in the CCCC thread after another of Chiara's charming revelations:

<zachsmom scratches her head and wonders if perhaps chiara needs to read the instructions on the box of tampons>

Twiggyish

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Puckerbutt in the Joshie thread regarding Josh...

"He's just depressed that Roddy is the "Alpha Male" of the household which relegates Josh to the "Ralph Malpha Male" position."

LOL!!

Halfunit

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 06:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Costacat about Danielle telling Chiara she's "got her back" following Gerry winning HOH

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Yeah, I'm thinking "I got your back" ought to join the three biggest lies. You know...
1. I love you.
2. The check is in the mail.
3. I won't you-know-what in your you-know-where.

Llkoolaid

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 06:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hell, Josh already needs go wash the hemmroid cream out of his hair..he is so transparent it breaks me up.. said by Earthmother a few minutes ago. ROTFLMAO

Llkoolaid

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 07:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
At the request of Goddessatlaw who found this as funny as I did. It is Earthmother's follow up to the previous post.
Remember when they were dissing Gerry and Roddy told that gross story about biting off Gerry's hemroid? Well maybe now he'll have to...

Goddessatlaw

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 07:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
10 minutes later, and I'm still LMAO . . .

Draheid

Friday, August 02, 2002 - 01:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

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Zachsmom Friday, August 02, 2002 - 01:39 pm

KiKi? They call here "KiKi"?..gee..all along I thought they were saying "Kinky"..




Does fit though, doesn't it! :)

Draheid

Friday, August 02, 2002 - 01:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

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Delilah Friday, August 02, 2002 - 12:53 pm

....Perhaps Eric can get out the firehose and cool us all down, on second thoughts his firehose wouldn't even put out a candle.....


Texastillie

Friday, August 02, 2002 - 06:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
By LAURAM (trying to determine Gerry's nominations):

"Reminder to BB4 houseguests: After Nomination, just look at the camera and tell everyone who is nominated! "

ROFL