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Draheid

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Putting on my Oregonfire disguise and BUMP

Azriel

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 07:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
By Tisha90029 about Roddy in the 'Is Roddy's Crown About to Fall Off' thread:

the only thing i noticed about his crown is that it seems to lack hair but none of the house guests seem to want to point this out to him.

Roamjotiba

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 07:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
by Earthmother:
"Special Ed teacher's have a knack for pickin the sh*t out bullsh*t."

Earthmother

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 07:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
by Woofy

This game doesn't need banners. They have Josh!

Whit4you

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 07:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
lol that was a great one Woofy :)

Draheid

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 10:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP

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Earthmother Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 10:25 am

Josh has made so many deals if he gets HOH he'll have to put himself up!




So true and yet so funny...maybe this is Arnie's twist...HOH can nominate themselves! :)

Zachsmom

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 05:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Earthmother on the "Eric said Hello" thread..

"I guess that "HI" thing is her thing, because I would have said "What do you mean HI? You have had your hands all over me and you're just now showing up." "

ROTFLMBO!!!!!!

Kady

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 09:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And Earthmother is on a roll.......... Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 08:22 pm

Chiara just needs to take a lesson from Eric. Right after she screws Lisa, just say "Hi."

From the "Is Roddy turning Chiara against Lisa thread?"

Draheid

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 09:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

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Woodpecke® Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:39 pm

If Marci ends up in the final three, I will crab walk backwards while naked in front of the CBS BB3 studio with a shaved body and wearing a tattoo proclaiming my undying devotion to Marci and SCREAM my desire to spend quality time with him on his world wide tour to promote white robe sales and clean anal orifaces.




I've tried to resist putting this here, but everytime I read it, I LOL!

Snee

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 12:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
to see that, i'd pay for the live feeds!

Snee

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 12:49 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ryn: Eric and Lisa, to me, are more serious than Will and Shannon.

BUT - that doesn't mean things will last outside the house.

Wink: Ryn I think Beavis and Butthead are more serious than Will and Shannon.

Ryanc2002

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 09:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From the "You have one minute..." thread.

Earthmother again.

"Lisa, honey, "Hi" from Eric means he has been doin' ya in his sleep and this time he woke up."

Dmarcomb

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 11:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From Flyonthewall in the Roddy....Grrr thread

"He's a pontificating pompus poophead preaching prefectly prepared paraphrases of Poop!!

Basically, he's a politician!"


ROTFLMAO!

Earthmother

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 02:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Fanny on What does the name Chiara mean:

I was thinking it meant Clueless Hooligan In A Rowdy Arena.

Scorpiomoon

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Another CLASSIC from Earthmother:

"Lisa is hiding her personality in the same place Eric is hiding his intelligence, and they can't remember where that is."

LOL!

Earthmother

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Gouraphik

It may well be time to put Josh the attack dog to sleep. He's a useful weapon, but I think he's gone rabid.

Shadowkat

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 07:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Goddessatlaw regarding a pic posted with Josh's new "gotee"

GD-it, guys. PLEASE!! I was in a perfectly happy place, noodling my way into the day then ka-baam - right between the eyes with this picture of what appears to be a refugee from a goat farm. Went from Defcon 5 to Defcon 1 in record speed. I'm going to call my maintenance man and have him install an airbag on my office chair headrest to forestall future whiplash, but in the meantime PLEASE! Have a little mercy! It's just too early for this kind of shock to the system.

Draheid

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 02:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A well deserved bump..

Earthmother

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 10:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From: Pukerbutt (Gerry has lost weight)


How can you trust a guy who has already evicted over 5% of himself from the BB house?

Snee

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
oregonfire in response to the idea of gerry and josh being the last two...

'That would be like watching a horse swat a fly off its butt for a week.'

Deedee

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 07:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This is a one liner each from two posters but it was funny to me.
Ryanc2002
Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:11 am
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And the constant kissing...People, you are in front of way too many cameras and I keep yelling "get a room, I'll pay for it." at my computer.

Snee
Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:13 am
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maybe we could all chip in.

Costacat

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 08:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Goddessatlaw, to Piratesbay, who was disagreeing with a poster over her right to an opinion:

You could just settle for cobbling his coot, Pirate - he'll never see it coming, he'll never know what hit him, and there are no known United States or local statutes which punish one for coot cobbling. Just a suggestion.


Of course, you'd have to have been following discussions in the "Alternatives to PB&J" thread to understand why I just lost coffee all over my monitor!

Firstsnadra1

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 10:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jadebutterfly :

"When Josh starts to sound like the voice of reason, it's time to step away from the RealPlayer and go to bed! Yikes!"

ROFL!

Fanny

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 04:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The ENTIRE "BB3 Word Court" thread started by Oregonfire.

Djgirl5235

Friday, August 09, 2002 - 01:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From WCV63:


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Of course the little man shaved on his chin right now is so distracting. It's all I can see when I look at him. When he talks the legs "dance."




I had just gotten back from a bathroom break and needed to go again after reading that!!!

Have a great weekend all, see you on Monday.

yup... back to loserville without a computer...