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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Archives Two: Best One Liners for Board Posters (ARCHIVES): Archive through July 28, 2002

Ryanc2002

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 11:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From Crossfire

"In other words, vegas is what a desert looks like when it gets a boob job."

Ryn

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 02:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Zachsmom wins it for me...... in the discussion on the direction the conversations have been on the LFs this afternoon (all sex),

"They need to change the FOTH music to circa 1970's porno flick..

"chica chica bow wow chica chica bow wow ooohhhh ahhhhhh chica chica bow wow chica chica bow wow "


that one got me!!!

Oregonfire

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 02:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL! People are cracking me up around here today.

Snee

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 03:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
funny exchange after what ryn just posted about zachsmom:

SanFran: Zachsmom, it sounds like you really know your 70's porn! You must've been a wild one back in the days of "free love" and the sexual revolution! LOL (just kidding!)

Zachsmom: I have a stict "Don't ask Don't tell" policy SanFran.. (actually in the 70's I was more interested in the Brady Bunch..not Brady does the Bunch..)

Bob2112: I'm wondering about the "have been" part of that statement, SanFran. <...I'm thinking someone liked Sam the butcher...>

Mystery: I too was a Brady Bunch fan during the original run; we thought Sam's line "You can't beat Sam's meat!" was the height of risque wit.


brady does the bunch! AHAHAHAHAHAH coughcough AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Maris

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 03:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
the followup by draheid took the prize:

I was always under the impression that the original risque line on family television was on Leave It To Beaver when June Cleaver said, "Ward, don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?"

Erina75

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 08:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lurknomore in talking about Chiara trying to get in to the HOH with Roddy:

"OMG did you hear her whiny, pleading female voice that makes my skin crawl trying to get Roddy to ask her in the HOH room? (which the fool apparently did, probably not having any clue how to sat get away from me you clinging vine).

LMAOROFL!!!

Wcv63

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 08:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Cajanrambler in the complain about the feeds thread:

"Somebody remind me what we paid for when we bought the feeds."

Arnie's new car.

Snee

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 04:27 pm
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right now, i find i prefer sponge bob...but if i find out he wears a thong under those square pants....

Ryn

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 09:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the Roddy, Chiara and Eric - final 3 thread:

Piratesbay:

Roddy has written about as much as Willy has treated patients.

Foh4ever

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Draheid
Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:46 am
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Not for nuttin... but if Josh were a drive-thru waiter/worker/whatever, we'd probably all end up with a "franchise in Pensacola" ... instead of our french fries and P*spi Cola ...

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ryanc2002:

"Clearly, it would be hilarious to hear Josh work the drive through."

That line, and the posts by other people it inspired, are hysterical!

Bob2112

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 10:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking in Corn Cob Thread: Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:36 am

"... what props will you be using? or should i say what 'crops'?"

Emt911

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 11:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking on "Rod and Kiki show" topic

"if this turns into the punch and judy show i'll need more punch."

Delilah

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking on "Rod and Kiki show" cont'd:

" i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy..."

Tabby is one of the wittiest posters on this board!

Flyonthwall

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the Josh Trial thead:

Islandd: "banner "JOSH WINN DIXIE WANTS MONEY BACK!"
He would probably insist BB give him a wheelchair for the remainder of his stay. "

Thanks for the snarky comment made me

Draheid

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 04:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP

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Oregonfire Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 04:02 pm
I sniff a dimpled chad in our midst. I certainly hope he didn't win, that muscle-bound door knob.




Double best one-liner! smilejump

Oregonfire

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 04:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks, Dra! Some of my best work is done under pressure.

Draheid

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 04:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oregonfire:

Hmmm...best work under pressure, eh. Well, let's see:

You are the only one we can count on to get the accurate live feed transcripts. You are the one we count on when no one else is around. You are the one we count on for the unbiased way you present your comments. You are the one we count on to be level headed in all your conversations. You are the one we are all depending on to get us through the myriad of confusion going on in the house. You are the one we are counting on to insure the Lizards aren't mis-treated. You are the one we look forward to reading every word and hanging on every one of them. You are the one that will monopolize the archives when this season is over. You are the one....


oh, too much pressure? LOL I'm only kidding. I hope you know that! :)

To all the other posters on here: this is only a joke! I really appreciate everyone on these boards and applaud your efforts!!

Twiggyish

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 04:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I appreciate O, too =)

Oregonfire

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 04:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wow, Dra those are pretty amazing comments, joke or not! I'm feeling a little vaclempt now. I just don't have anything better to do with my time is all. :)

Meggieprice

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Goddessatlaw (again!) (Did not include her discussion)

"Someone please slap me, but I'm going to compliment Roddy here - ............. Now I'm going to wash my mouth out with soap, go have a drink and try to forget that this post ever happened. "

Meggieprice

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And tweepee, concerning whether Roddy dislikes Marc crush on him:

"He's an equal-opportunity narcissist"

Goddessatlaw

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks for reminding me, Meg - now I have to start all over again.

Meggieprice

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's your own fault for always having me ROTFLO!

Lumbele

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 08:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Buttercup in Bunny's LF Summary for July 26th:

"I wasn’t going to say much more about it, but I figure I should add that Lisa demonstrated her method of "gumming" a specific vein. Just like you would eat a corn on the cob. Well, without the teeth. Butterbunny now understands why the old folks leave their teeth in a glass next to their bed at night. Experience. Experience. Experience"

"I’m thinking the corn on the cob lesson is still on the girls’ mind when they later venture into the hot tub. Because before long the discussion turns toward the "using" and pleasure of the water jets. The girls consequently find a jet each and strategically places themselves in front of it.
Marcellas comes over and says, "Girls! I don't believe this!" Well, believe it Marcie—a hot tub has three settings: Slow, Medium, and Who Needs a Man!!!!"

Thank you all for the many 'Depends Moments' that I have experienced reading this board. BB would be an absolute dud without you.