BB4 and BB5: Hosted by Jerry Springer , you create the cast.....
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BB4 and BB5: Hosted by Jerry Springer , you create the cast.....
Bothofus | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 06:26 am     Considering how mild BB1 was from BB2 to BB3, can you imagine BB4 and BB5? I thought it would be fun to cast BB4 and BB5. Create a name, bio, and comments of a future HG. (this is in no way intended to offend, or insult, just having some fun) Gabrielle Devoe: Chicago, IL Age: 23, Single of course Profession: Entertainer Bio: Born in a small town in the midwest, moved to Chicago at 17 years old to become an entertainer. Has two cats named Ava and JaJa. Comments: Episode 1---Not only does she flirt non-stop with Biff Jones, 28, the construction worker from Detroit, she flashes him as they are running to claim their bedrooms. Episode 3: After making it to 3rd base with Biff, Gabrielle breaks down to her new bestfriend in the house, Jasmine 24, an intern from DC, that she was born Danny Devoe and works as a female impersonater at Glamor Gals in Chicago, and if she wins BB4 she is going to have her sex change operation and she is so worried about telling Biff the truth but he keeps pushing her to 4th base....and she is also upset because that skanky trollop Jennifer (21, single, waitress at Hooters while working on her masters in biology) has been flirting with Biff all day and he is taking notice... |
Off2cthwizrd | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:01 am     By BB5 I see all twelve HG walking through the door the first day, throwing off their clothes while all running to the HoH room, closing the door and having a group "thing" until the end of the show... jk... |
Bothofus | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:05 am     yeah, when they are voted off, they have to send in a Toxic Waste Protected Team to physically remove the HG .... who leaves kicking and screaming |
Marymc | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:43 am     i can see trading b---j--s for votes at some point. people going in with the plan to just out-gross each other. it will be only sociopaths and the criminally insane applying. |
Bothofus | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:46 am     From what I read in one of the post the bj offer was already made for some booze.... |
Soonergal | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:16 am     Celebrity BB: Males: Phil Donahue, Mike Tyson, that Trafficant guy with the bad hairpiece, the crazy Australian crocodile hunter guy, Ozzy Osbourn, and RuPaul. Females: Pamela Anderson, Joan Rivers, Courtney Love, Tipper Gore, Oprah Winfrey, and Anna Nicole Smith. I would never change the channel. |
Mamaanja | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:50 am     Dead or Alive Celebrity BB: Males: Jesus, Andre the Giant, Dwight Eisenhower, Wild Bill Hickok, Liam Neeson and Cat Stevens Females: Rosanne Arnold, Michelle Kwan, Julie Andrews, Joan of Arc, Dr. Laura and Cameron Diaz |
Calgaryperson | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 03:47 pm     My Celebrity BB: Males: Ozzy Osbourne, Matthew Perry, George Clooney,Tim Allen, Ben Stein, and Ted Danson Females: Sarah from Survivor 4, Pamela Anderson, Shawnee Smith(Beckers Ditzy Assistant), Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and Jane Clayson(The Early Show). Big Brother: "Champions" Edition: Males: Eddie-BB1, Will-BB2, Hardy-BB2, Mega-BB1, Gerry-BB3, and Roddy-BB3 Females: Jamie-BB1, Brittany-BB1, Shannon-BB2, Nicole-BB2, Lisa-BB3, Danielle-BB3. Grand Prize: $250,000. |
Endrun | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 03:52 pm     Chiara's response to calgary: "$250,000. That is unfair. Plus I won't be allowed to compete. That is unfair." |
Dlurkrgrl | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 04:06 pm     Celebrity Edition Men - Ozzy, Tommy Lee, Pee Wee Herman, The Rock, Howard Stern, Dr Phil Women - Joan Rivers, Rosie O'Donnell, Britney Spears, Survivor Jerri, Anna Nicole Smith, Dr Joyce Brothers All-Stars Men - Will-Mega, Eddie - BB1, Hardy, Kent - BB2, Marcellus, Gerry - BB3 Women - Brittany, Jordan - BB1, Nicole, Krista - BB2, Amy, Tonya - BB3 Animated Version Men - Mickey Mouse, Ren, Bart Simpson, Beavis, Davey (of Davey and Goliath), Hank Hill Women - Jessica Rabbit, Lisa Simpson, Daria, Little Lulu, Teacher from Charlie Brown, Daphne from Scooby-Doo |
Deltadiva | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:06 pm     Celebrity BB Men: Al Sharpton, Rodney King, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Ike Turner, Bernie Mac Women: Oprah, Whoopi Goldberg, J. Lo, Tina Turner, Lil Kim, Halle Berry |
Woofy | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:21 pm     Most definately ... Anna Nicole Smith - and perhaps her dearly loved dead husband's ashes. (Actually, the court awarded her possession of only half of the ashes ... YIKES!) |
Woofy | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:23 pm     Bothofus, although nobody followed your suggested format, I think your entry was terrific! |
Whit4you | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:32 pm     Lets see how about a BB 4 with the first 4 evicted from BB 1 2 and 3 - most of the first 4 of each season are the trouble makers / obnoxious ones etc.. |
Bothofus | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 06:12 pm     Thank you Woofy! I like the idea Calgary had but I bet no one would subject themselves to us for a second time! Let's see if I were to create an infamous or famous HG list I would like to see.... Goldie Hawn, Liz Taylor, Anna Nicole Smith, Oprah Whoope Goldberg, and the current Playboy Bunny of the year (just since I picked all older ladies)and I would love to see Anna dis her over jealousy, Tonya Harding Montel Williams, O.J. Simpson, Richard Simmons, David Letterman, Marilyn Manson, Lyle Lovett, and Bill Cosby I keep coming up with names, like Joey Buttafuko or how ever ya spell his name, and that wrestler chick he fought on celebrity boxing. Any wrestler would be a fun houseguest as long as he stayed in character... Mr T lol, I will stop now |
Discoinferno | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:51 pm     My cast: Florence Henderson, Cyndi Lauper, Rosie Perez, Vivieca Fox, Little Kim, Julie Chen, and Meryl Streep Joaquin Phoenix, Fonzie, John Mayer, Will Sasso, Bill Cosby, Jimmy Fallon, Robin Williams, Quentin Tarantino. |
Bb3analyst | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:57 pm     Just Jerry's regular crew is what we'll get. Hookers cheating on their boyfriends; drunks in withdrawal; the lonely seeking attention at any cost. |
Bb3analyst | Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:58 pm     oh wait; thats what we have this year already! |
Puzzled | Wednesday, August 21, 2002 - 03:20 pm     I think it would be a hoot to have people who speak different languages, and don't speak a second language too well to be stuck in the BB house. Can you imagine the machinations, misunderstandings, and hilarious conversations? |
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