BB4 and BB5: Hosted by Jerry Springer , you create the cast.....
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Bothofus

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 06:26 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Considering how mild BB1 was from BB2 to BB3, can you imagine BB4 and BB5? I thought it would be fun to cast BB4 and BB5. Create a name, bio, and comments of a future HG. (this is in no way intended to offend, or insult, just having some fun)

Gabrielle Devoe: Chicago, IL

Age: 23, Single of course Profession: Entertainer

Bio: Born in a small town in the midwest, moved to Chicago at 17 years old to become an entertainer. Has two cats named Ava and JaJa.

Comments: Episode 1---Not only does she flirt non-stop with Biff Jones, 28, the construction worker from Detroit, she flashes him as they are running to claim their bedrooms.

Episode 3: After making it to 3rd base with Biff, Gabrielle breaks down to her new bestfriend in the house, Jasmine 24, an intern from DC, that she was born Danny Devoe and works as a female impersonater at Glamor Gals in Chicago, and if she wins BB4 she is going to have her sex change operation and she is so worried about telling Biff the truth but he keeps pushing her to 4th base....and she is also upset because that skanky trollop Jennifer (21, single, waitress at Hooters while working on her masters in biology) has been flirting with Biff all day and he is taking notice...

Off2cthwizrd

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
By BB5 I see all twelve HG walking through the door the first day, throwing off their clothes while all running to the HoH room, closing the door and having a group "thing" until the end of the show...

jk...:)

Bothofus

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
yeah, when they are voted off, they have to send in a Toxic Waste Protected Team to physically remove the HG .... who leaves kicking and screaming

Marymc

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i can see trading b---j--s for votes at some point. people going in with the plan to just out-gross each other. it will be only sociopaths and the criminally insane applying.

Bothofus

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 08:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From what I read in one of the post the bj offer was already made for some booze....

Soonergal

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Celebrity BB:

Males: Phil Donahue, Mike Tyson, that Trafficant guy with the bad hairpiece, the crazy Australian crocodile hunter guy, Ozzy Osbourn, and RuPaul.
Females: Pamela Anderson, Joan Rivers, Courtney Love, Tipper Gore, Oprah Winfrey, and Anna Nicole Smith.

I would never change the channel.

Mamaanja

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dead or Alive Celebrity BB:

Males: Jesus, Andre the Giant, Dwight Eisenhower, Wild Bill Hickok, Liam Neeson and Cat Stevens

Females: Rosanne Arnold, Michelle Kwan, Julie Andrews, Joan of Arc, Dr. Laura and Cameron Diaz

Calgaryperson

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 03:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My Celebrity BB:
Males: Ozzy Osbourne, Matthew Perry, George Clooney,Tim Allen, Ben Stein, and Ted Danson
Females: Sarah from Survivor 4, Pamela Anderson, Shawnee Smith(Beckers Ditzy Assistant), Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston, and Jane Clayson(The Early Show).

Big Brother: "Champions" Edition:
Males: Eddie-BB1, Will-BB2, Hardy-BB2, Mega-BB1, Gerry-BB3, and Roddy-BB3
Females: Jamie-BB1, Brittany-BB1, Shannon-BB2, Nicole-BB2, Lisa-BB3, Danielle-BB3.
Grand Prize: $250,000.

Endrun

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 03:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Chiara's response to calgary:
"$250,000. That is unfair. Plus I won't be allowed to compete. That is unfair."

Dlurkrgrl

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 04:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Celebrity Edition
Men - Ozzy, Tommy Lee, Pee Wee Herman, The Rock, Howard Stern, Dr Phil
Women - Joan Rivers, Rosie O'Donnell, Britney Spears, Survivor Jerri, Anna Nicole Smith, Dr Joyce Brothers

All-Stars
Men - Will-Mega, Eddie - BB1, Hardy, Kent - BB2, Marcellus, Gerry - BB3
Women - Brittany, Jordan - BB1, Nicole, Krista - BB2, Amy, Tonya - BB3

Animated Version
Men - Mickey Mouse, Ren, Bart Simpson, Beavis, Davey (of Davey and Goliath), Hank Hill
Women - Jessica Rabbit, Lisa Simpson, Daria, Little Lulu, Teacher from Charlie Brown, Daphne from Scooby-Doo

Deltadiva

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Celebrity BB
Men: Al Sharpton, Rodney King, Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton, Ike Turner, Bernie Mac

Women: Oprah, Whoopi Goldberg, J. Lo, Tina Turner, Lil Kim, Halle Berry

Woofy

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Most definately ... Anna Nicole Smith - and perhaps her dearly loved dead husband's ashes. (Actually, the court awarded her possession of only half of the ashes ... YIKES!)

Woofy

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bothofus, although nobody followed your suggested format, I think your entry was terrific!

Whit4you

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 05:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lets see how about a BB 4 with the first 4 evicted from BB 1 2 and 3 - most of the first 4 of each season are the trouble makers / obnoxious ones etc..

Bothofus

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 06:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thank you Woofy!

I like the idea Calgary had but I bet no one would subject themselves to us for a second time!

Let's see if I were to create an infamous or famous HG list I would like to see....

Goldie Hawn, Liz Taylor, Anna Nicole Smith, Oprah
Whoope Goldberg, and the current Playboy Bunny of the year (just since I picked all older ladies)and I would love to see Anna dis her over jealousy, Tonya Harding

Montel Williams, O.J. Simpson, Richard Simmons,
David Letterman, Marilyn Manson, Lyle Lovett, and Bill Cosby

I keep coming up with names, like Joey Buttafuko or how ever ya spell his name, and that wrestler chick he fought on celebrity boxing.

Any wrestler would be a fun houseguest as long as he stayed in character... Mr T lol, I will stop now

Discoinferno

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
My cast:

Florence Henderson, Cyndi Lauper, Rosie Perez, Vivieca Fox, Little Kim, Julie Chen, and Meryl Streep

Joaquin Phoenix, Fonzie, John Mayer, Will Sasso, Bill Cosby, Jimmy Fallon, Robin Williams, Quentin Tarantino.

Bb3analyst

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just Jerry's regular crew is what we'll get. Hookers cheating on their boyfriends; drunks in withdrawal; the lonely seeking attention at any cost.

Bb3analyst

Tuesday, August 20, 2002 - 09:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oh wait; thats what we have this year already!

Puzzled

Wednesday, August 21, 2002 - 03:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I think it would be a hoot to have people who speak different languages, and don't speak a second language too well to be stuck in the BB house.

Can you imagine the machinations, misunderstandings, and hilarious conversations?