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Rnr60

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, tale of a fateful game, that started in a hopeful way, all searching for fame.............Here on Shapiro’s Isle.

Today’s zany episode stars:

Roddy as the Professor
Jerry as the Skipper
Josh as his little buddy Gilligan
Lisa as the dark side of Mary Ann
Amy as Ginger the movie star
Marcellus and Danielle as the Howells (first names funny and greedy)

Eric as the muscle bound guy who was on the island to play the Ape Man
Jason as the guy who doesn’t fit in this scenario at all! How did he get in this game?

Chiara as the cannibal witch doctress (can’t you just see her with a bone through her nose?) who has a yen for a nice big piece of meat. The professor is dead set in her sights. Will she fight and vanquish the movie star for the rights to this hunk?

Watch tonights episode to find out!

Hi all, just saw the nominations, really depressed me that Amy and Marc were nominated by this group. Seeing Roddy give one of his little lectures made me think of The Professor.

This is not meant to offend anyone, my first time posting after lurking for a long time. Just needed something silly to get me out of my funk. I liked Amy and Marcellus, who wants to watch the other ones?

Jhezzie

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hmm...will the professor be able to patch the hole in his head?

Squaredsc

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
a three hour tour,
a three hour tour,
the weather started getting rough
the tiny ship was tossed
if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost
the minnow would be lost.....

jason is the jungle boy that gilligan found.

Hardywins

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 06:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Eric as the professor, get serious, ERic is typecast as the log floating in the lagoon.

Snee

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a smutty show,
that started about 3 weeks ago,
with arnie sha-pir-o.

week one was tough with evil josh,
and gerry's heartfelt speech.
he saved my favourite, marcellas,
but friends were out of reach.

the second week was quite bizarre,
with kiki's life in code,
bikini's made of peanut butter,
and how they drop their load.

the third week now has tonya gone,
another pawn goes *poof*
if rod and chi do not go soon,
then snee will hit the roof!!!

Delilah

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Snee, that was absolutely brilliant! I would LOVE to see you do an episode of Bunny Tales!

Needmylifeback

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I second that! Snee with bunny ears! (and pretty please each week add a stanza!)

Snee

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
thanks for the bunny tales encouragement, but i really am more of a singing-snee. i'd be happy to do weekly stanzas, but other people should join in too! oh, and how using the brady bunch theme song?

Needmylifeback

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well we might as well bring back BB Haiku too!

Marcieb

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Let me get over laughing at your Gilligan theme song before even contemplating the Brady's. That was perfect! Great job!

Draheid

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok, here's my shot at a 'beginning' for a song:

Here's a story,
About a man named Arnie
Who was busy with the show Big Brother 3
He was once known,
For producing dramas,
Until he heard about Reality TV.
...
Ok, I'm stuck now .... somebody please jump in...

Snee

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ooh, draheid, i love it!

next stanza:

it's a story of a bunch of hamsters,
that were forced to live together in one cage.
all of them had dreams of big fame and of money,
so most threatened onces felt poorly dis-guised rage...

poorly dis-guised rage--
oh disguised rage--
so most threatened ones felt poorly disguised rage!

doo doo do-do-do-do-do doo!

Squidward

Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL @ Hardywins. That was a good one, and oh, so true.

Needmylifeback

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 02:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow..
That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch...
A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow..
And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch!

For her to munch, For her to munch...
And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch!

Snee

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
nice one, nmlb!

thread about nothing
lisa asks marce about key
hardywins? sh*t list

(the above is a joke...sort of...*wink*)

gerry's unwashed hands
grosses out other hamsters
who 'pick' then make lunch

Twiggyish

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I wanna tell you all a story of a man name Arn, poor hollywoodeer, barely kept his cronies fed..
Then one day he was shopping for a show...

Needmylifeback

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
(I wanna tell you all a story of a man named Arn, poor hollywoodeer, barely kept his crinies fed...Then one day he was shopping for a show...)


...in the middle of the lot he built a house for Big Bro...

reality T.V. ....Actor Wannabees....

He sent his producers out to the bars and such, told them to find anyone ...it didn't matter much. Said "12 people we'll seclude from reality...and maybe there'll be stuff we could use on the T.V." ....

conversation....teamwork....family stuff....

Well, they gathered up these 12 folks willing to play the game...First glance at them we'd knew they were not tame.....We got a bunch of whiners with no scruples to their names ... and that's what you get when you try to win the game!


500 grand...not just peanutbutter you know!

Twiggyish

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
oohhh excellent take on that!

Snee

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Curlyq

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
That was great Twiggyish and Needmylifeback!

Have you all read this parody called "The 12 Days of BB3" posted at Joker's?

On the twelfth day of Big Brother
Shapiro gave to me
Twelve Jerry Springer rejects
Eleven fronts of the house
Ten thongs in the dryer
Nine liars aligning
Eight houseguests scheming
Seven luxury challenges
Six houseguests sleeping
Five nominations
Four guys pumping iron
Three ho’s in Jiffy
Two blonde bimbos
And a virgin pure as snow
Copyright 2002
Poet deVine

Blinky

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(green acres)

BB is not the place to for me
Coed livin for all to see
Spoonin and sex talk for all to hear
hAS the guys grinnin from ear to ear

Girls in showers then in peanut butter suits
Boys in skivies and a cute queen to boot
Sex talk coming...makes em sound like hos
Gimme a corncob to eat not one to blow

Boobs aleakin and girls into hottub spouts
Now there's talk bout hemmies(roids) poppin out
Some not into big brother this year
Cause it's either front of the house or sex talk we gotta hear

Needmylifeback

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 06:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
another verse to add to the (Brady Bunch Theme song...)

Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter...
And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk...
We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter.....
Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk...

Needmylifeback

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
We've got Gerry who's the token older man...
And these younsters do not like him very much..
Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan...
And behind his back they've told him half as much!

Bbwatcher

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
"Sex talk coming...makes em sound like hos
Gimme a corncob to eat not one to blow"

IMO funniest lines yet.. !!! too funny.

This is more fun that fussing - I love it - y'all please keep it up. Thanks for a great laugh to all.

Needmylifeback

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Well, ya'all I'll be at the waterpark today for my son's birthday...so, I'll see what I can come up with ...ya'all behave now while I'm gone...ya hear!
(Not to any tune that I know of!)