Blinky | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 08:38 am     The BB Family (ADAMS) They're creepy and they're sneaky Others in shower they like to peeky They're all together freaky The BB family (chiapets chorus) snap snap Their house is set in motion please share that drink of potion they together get the notion Amy's out of the family (Chiapet chorus) snap snap |
Grannygrunt | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:22 am     When this group gets on a roll they can really "rock and roll". ALL of the above are toooooooooo funny. Nice to have a laugh now and then. |
Alaginger | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:43 am     They're soon to have a dinner It's going to the winner I'm only a beginner I wonder who will go! (Chiapet chorus) snap snap If voters pick Marcellas I hope his choice ain't callous The others will be jealous As out the door they go! (Chiapet chorus) snap snap With Roddy or with Amy He'll say,"Dear's, please don't blame me! I'm coming back the same me To the BB family." (Chiapet chorus) snap snap |
Boredtart | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:46 am     This made me wake up with a giggle: Cue Music: Theme from Mary Tyler Moore Show. Roll Pictures: Amy and Marcelles frolicking through Manhattan end with the beret toss and a hug! Or if you are really warped just picture Gerry and Josh doing the above! |
Blinky | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 11:14 am     FOR BOREDTART...MARY TYLER MOORE How will you make it on your own? This house is awfully big,Marcellus soon you'll be all alone But it's time you were a winner That's why I voted for you to win dinner You might just win it after all Love is all around now don't you waste it Dinner with Roddy ...he could always fake "it" You might just make "it" after all |
Sisalou | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 11:35 am     OMG! My stomach is killing me from laughing. You folks are really talented. Thanks for the laughs and smiles. |
Boredtart | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 01:29 pm     Blinky,ROTFLMAO! |
Needmylifeback | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 03:55 pm     The Entire Cast of BB3 - Get that Brady Bunch tune Going.....(I apologise in advance for any injuries I may cause by spewing liquid through your nose! - Also to those who may be offended by my words...I do not mean to offend!) The first to be evicted was Ms. Lori... She had just 12 days to make a scene... While we may not ever know her real life story... The other hamsters thought she was quite mean... And Tonya with her incision leaking green stuff... Got under houseguest Amy's Southern Craw... The hamsters didn't see through Josh's "Campaign Bluff" So that's the last of the Hamsters Tonya saw.... So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow.. That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch... A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow.. And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch! Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter... And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk... We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter..... Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk... Marcellas is trying to play the game with honor... But, he's finding that is difficult to do... As the days proceed he finds he'll be a gonner... If he doesn't get them to vote out "the Jew"... Well Josh has plans that are quite amazing... "Brilliant" is the word he chose to use... He 'splained it all to Roddy while he was grazing... Really Josh 'tween you and the girls...who'd you think he choose?.... We've got Gerry who's the token older man... And these youngsters do not like him very much.. Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan... And behind his back they've told him half as much! Chiara or "Ki-Ki" as they've dubbed her... She's shared a bed with Roddy through the game... Amy hates this girl with all her heart that's for sure.... But, after this week guess who'll we'll see remain? And Roddy is the groups intellectual... His knowledge spans from the earth to the sky... His attraction to Chiara is purely sexual... That just proves to all he's just a normal guy... Lisa was the first to be head of the household... She put Marcellas and Lori on the chopping block... Gerry used the veto in a move he thought so bold... Now Lisa wishes a short pier off he should walk... Danielle is one the jury is still out on... Her game face seems to change from day to day... Join her abs class if you want to see the flab gone... A few weeks more I think she's gonna stay... And who's left but our own sweet, loveable Jason?... Proclaims he'll be a virgin till he weds... The only one with a "REAL" game face on... He'll never win the game of musical beds! That's the story as NMLB knows it... She's addicted to this board and the live feeds... I think the time has come for her to quit... And go back to her own families needs..... |
Needmylifeback | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:45 pm     O.K. one more - we ordered pizza tonight and I've got a few minutes! No need to 'splain what this song is to.... It's a house of lying and of deceit... It's made of partical board and not concrete... The cameras are everywhere... It's the hamster's lair... It's the Big Brother III Show! It's the B. B. III Show! It's the B. B. III Show! Where the live feeders are in the know... It's the B. B. III Show! It's got musical beds happenin' every week... Eric and Lisa sleeping cheek to cheek... There's alliances going on.... I wish they'd bring back Bar-B-Que Dawn! It's the B. B. III Show! |
Needmylifeback | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:58 am     O.K. guys...since I didn't get much sleep last night because theme songs kept flitting through my head...I determined that I am going to Get My Life Back and evict myself from this website...for a while...After this one last Parody! LOL! Shlameel....Shlamazzle...... Give him any rule he'll break it... Give him a second chance, he'll take it... He may just win this game after all.... Squeaked by nom's, he's set to go now... To Roddy & Eric he's alligned his Vow... He thinks the 3 of them will have a ball.... He may just do it.... There is nothing he won't try... (Well except **** with another guy...) I'd like to see him climb the wall.... AND JUMP OVER IT!!!!! Yeahhhhhhhhhhh...... |
Twiggyish | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 08:17 am     Another good one. |
Snee | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:16 pm     . |
Snee | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:17 pm     hehehehe! say, need...you're going to have to 'splain that one to me though. i'm not getting it! also, i can't get that DANG brady bunch theme out of my head! |
Needmylifeback | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:00 pm     Well Snee...If you want to replace the Brady Bunch one with "It's a Small World"....that's your choice! LOL! |
Peachie | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:03 pm     Oh Needmylifeback, that was COLD. LOL I remember all the times I have gone to Disney world and rode that ride (its a small world) and had that tune in my head for days, for weeks, OUCH Now it is gonna happen again just cause you mentioned it. LMAO Thanks for nothing. just teasin ya. ;o) well some of it was teasing. ;o) |
Tabbyking | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:31 pm     found a peanut... head of household head of household head of household for this week went to roddy of the body he won't nominate the geek toes are rotten toes are rotten toes are rotten on his feet girls are gagging g's feet are waggin on the counters, as they eat amy's drinking amy's drinking amy's drinking all she can "citrona's awful!" got a crawful washed it down with lots of 'vin' chiara's scowling chiara's scowling chiara's scowling all the while snuggles roddy mouth of potty oh, that girl can be so vile take marcellas take marcellas take marcellas he's so fine won the phone vote made his head float on fresh seafood, he did dine danielle's plotting danielle's plotting danielle's plotting every day 'close' to each group full of dog poop but she seems to have some sway there's a wet spot there's a wet spot there's a wet spot on the bed clean your bedclothes camera's up close what a picture in my head arnold's game show arnold's game show arnold's game show's festering once you head out form a big pout cause he's got sequestering watched a live feed watched a live feed watched a live feed of the game saw the aired show and i don't know how they call it one and same? turned the channel turned the channel turned the channel for a day couldn't stand it back to house $it here my tuner's gonna stay! it's so rotten it's so rotten it's so rotten all the day got me hook-ed on the crooked gonna watch to see whose paid.... |
Needmylifeback | Monday, July 29, 2002 - 05:46 pm     Excellent Tabby...Maybe this will help Snee get that "Small World" song out of her head! (See I almost lasted 2 hours away from these boards!!! - Actually I'll be on vacation in a couple of days and then I won't be around for TWO weeks! . . . Don't want to get sand in my keyboard!) |
Moderator | Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 01:38 pm     Bump! By request. (c) |
Twiggyish | Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 01:40 pm     LOL Tabby!! (Thanks Mod!) |
Maesin | Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 02:25 pm     These are too good!!! thanks for the laughs! |
Twiggyish | Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:40 pm     To the tune of I'm a Little Teapot.. Roddy: I'm a little despot, and a lout, Chiara I dandle, Watch her pout.. When I get all steamed up here me shout, Just get together and vote me out! |
Snee | Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:43 pm     kind moderators; bringing back snee laughter, now... time to spit on screen! |
Cyn | Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 04:51 pm     Barney the dinosaur song- You trust me, I trust you We’re the big bro family With a small white lie And a tug from me to you Won’t you say you’ll trust me >sic< |
Guiltyviewer | Friday, August 02, 2002 - 12:18 pm     Bump...too good to lose to the archives! |
Blinky | Friday, August 02, 2002 - 12:59 pm     Bingo THERE IS A GIRL WHO LOVES A GUY I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY-O B-E-V-I-S B-E-V-I-S B-E-V-I-S (BUTTHEAD WOULD BE A LO BLOW-O) THERE IS A GIRL WHO LIKES TO SNAP I WISH HER MOUTH WOULD TAKE A NAP-HO C-H-I-A-PET C-H-I-A-PET C-H-I-A-PET (I REALLY WISH SHE WOULD GO-HO) |