What Book Would They Write??????
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Surini

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just because you guys are all so creative and funny, how about making up the name of a "How to" book each HG could write when they get out (based on what you've seen or how you feel about each HG)

Iceprincess

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonya - 1001 Uses for Peanut Butter

Surini

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG Iceprincess, when I posted the thread and hit refresh your post came up immediately with mine...it freaked me out...I think even tho you aren't a HG I would have to say that you could write a book on "How to Read Other Posters Thoughts Before They Post", lol.

Boberry

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Josh -- My Journey Through Paranoia and How I Reached the Other Side

Kits

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marci -- How to back-stab a Southern Belle

Goddessatlaw

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dammit, Surini - I have a date with MARRIAGE MATERIAL again tonight. How'm I gonna work this in? I have to do it, though - sounds like fun. Maybe I can post when I get home or in the morning but you guys will have horked down all the funniest stuff by then. Oh, well - I can look forward to laughing at your stuff and see if I can add to it. Have fun, guys - catch you later.

Thefan

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy - Me, Myself, and I

Lurknomore

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dani--Ab Class for Dummies
Eric--Dummies for Dummies
Roddy--Brilliant Insights to Dummies
Chiara and Lisa--Zit Popping for Dummies
Gerry--Living in Solitude with Dummies
Marcellas--Cleanliness around Dummies
Josh--Gameplaying for Dummies

And my choice for the Oprah book club:
Jason--How to live with Dummies

Thefan

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marci - How to Act Like a Southern Belle :)

Dallasbbfan

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason - How I Survived Chiara

Dallasbbfan

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Good luck Goddess!

Bmh

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Danielle-How to from 10 alliances in 48 hours

Boberry

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lisa and Eric -- Spooning 101 and the Art of Cleanliness
Gerry -- 1001 Useless Shakespeare Quotes
Marcellas -- How About Some Cheese to go With That Whine?

Surini

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sorry Goddess...but please please add to this no matter when you get the chance, you can do it! And good luck tonight...wish we had a lf of you with your marriage material, lol.

Iceprincess

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Surini!!! Maybe we are just on the save mental wave today!!!

Iceprincess

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 02:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Boberry wouldn't that cheese whine one be Amy?

Amac

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 03:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Josh -- The Complete Idiot's Guide to Playing Big Brother

Jello

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 03:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Eric-Gone With [my] Wind

Surini

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 03:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You guys are funny!!

Chiara: "How to Incorporate Foul Language into
Any Conversation"

Marcel: "1001 Uses for Lysol"

Gerry: "How To Lose Weight Without Losing Your
Black Sox"

Lisa: "How To Win a Game Without Really Trying"

Roddy: "How To BE Trying"

Eric: "How To...ummm...ummm..Wait a Minute Let
Me Ask Roddy"

Oregonfire

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 04:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
help me..can't connect to main link...

Woodpecke®

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 04:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Eric: I Am More Fun Sleeping Than When I Am Awake.

Jesse

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 04:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Josh . . . "How To Grow A Mustache On Your Chin"

Pamy

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 04:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Somone all ready wrote Amy's..Who Moved My Cheese
Marcellas..Terrycloth-the new denim

Marymc

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 05:08 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry - The search for intelligent life in the universe

Amy - Gone with the wind

Roddy - It's my world and welcome to it

Eric/Roddy - Of mice & men

Josh - Stranger in a strange land

Jason - Chicken soup for the soul

Chiara - She's come undone

Lori - The Rants

Tonya - Self-made woman

Dani/Marc - Divine secrets of the ya-ya sisterhood

Lisa - Taming of the shrew

Alaginger

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 05:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy ............ Driving Miss Amy
Chiara ......... The Scarlet Pimple
Danielle ....... Grit Expectations
Eric ........... A Farewell To Morrow
Gerry .......... Dr. Fatkins Diet
Jason .......... The Son Also Rises
Josh ........... To Tell and Back
Lisa ........... From Here to Maternity
Lori ........... A Kiss Before Flying
Marcellas ...... Clan of the Cave Bare
Roddy .......... The Harass Menagerie
Tonya .......... A Farewell to Charms
Whole Cast in Collaboration:
Through The Looking Glass
or
Silence of the Cams

Surini

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 07:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG Alaginger, soooooooo funny!!

Cajunrambler

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 07:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Josh- Lying 101

Gerry - How to Lose Friends and Influence People

Eric/Lisa - Sex, Lies and Videotapes

Chiara - Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex and Had to Ask.

Roddy - How to Manipulate Women

Danielle - I've Got Your Back

Wendo

Wednesday, August 07, 2002 - 08:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy - Southern, Sassy & Sober

Chiara - Everything You Wanted To Know About Sex, Though You Didn't Ask

Danielle - The Ultimate Game Players Encyclopedia: Lessons Learned

Eric - Bodybuilding, Your Road To Body & Mind Zen

Gerry - Shakespeare: Annotated

Jason - Under The Radar: Survive Among Sharks

Josh - Playing All Sides, To Win

Lisa - How To Land A Man: A Girls Guide

Lori - Truth & Confrontation: A How To

Marcellas - Living With Snakes: The Definitive Handbook

Roddy - 1001 Useless Facts

Tonya - Girl Power, Does It Exist?

Blinky

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 03:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Eric- THE ART OF "PITCHING TENTS" IN THE DARK

Marchellus- "BEHIND" THE SCENES WITH MR. CLEAN

Gerry- THE IMPORTANCE OF MAKING FRIENDS

Lisa- UNDERCOVER GIRL:THE TRUE STORY

Dani- BULGING EYES AND OTHER WONDERS

Josh- JOSH'S WORLD OF GOATEE DESIGN

Roddy- WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR GAL ISN'T
UP TO MOM'S STANDARDS

Jason- HOW TO LIE WITHOUT SIN

Chiara- HOW TO MAKE A LIVING SHUCKING CORN
(available in standard print or in snap code)

Blinky

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonya- WAYS TO PLUG A LEAK

Amy- AMY'S OWN CHEESEY COOKBOOK: THE PRETTY FOOD

Lori- CONFRONTING ONES FACE TO FACE

Brynah

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Chiara: The King and I
or..The Tao of Poopoo
or..One Day My Legs Just Opened Up

Erica: The Conneticut Yankee in King Roddy's
Court.

Amy: The Wrath of Grapes.

Jason/Dani: Their Eyes Were Watching God

Tonya: The Boobsy Twins (sorry couldn't resist)

Gerry: Gerry's Big Book of Wit and Wisdom in
39 volumes.

Lisa: Genial Herpes: Eveything You've Always Wanted to Know About These Friendly Little
Viruses.

Josh: Fart Proudly (Oops...Ben Franklin already wrote that one. O.K. how about...The Paranoid's Pocket Guide on How To Alienate Everyone You Will Ever Meet.....Or...Gone With His Wind [after he's evicted])

Roddy: The Definitive Compendium on How to Use
Fear, Aggression, and Guilt to Manipulate Those You Love (and Even Those You Don't).

Bluesclues

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy: 1,001 cheese recipes
Marcel: cleaning solutions for the gay may