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Littlebreeze

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Into bed, into dreams Eric goes,
Where his mind is, nobody knows,
He talks of death as he sleeps,
Giving Lisa the creeps,
This strange man with the tough tingling toes.

Sanfranjoshfan

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once a sweet little spider
who saw Lisa and chose not to bite her,
But as she stuck out her ass,
He thought "how very low class",
So he sank his big fangs deep inside her!

PS - The spider died.

:-)

Bohawkins

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lisa called the sore on her bottom a bite,
but it sure gave the doctors a fright.
Afraid of just what she might secrete,
they demanded covers for the toilet seat.
And now, houseguests can feel safe in the night.

Littlebreeze

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Belly up to the bar for a bout,
With an olive, a Twinkie or sprout,
"No way!" shouts Marcellas,
"This is what hell is!",
"Chicken livers? I'd rather eat grout!"

Snee

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 12:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
'my tough toes tingle' still makes me laugh!

Guiltyviewer

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 02:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a girl named Chiara,
Whose mouth spewed unmentionable horror!
Her sex talk's X-rated,
Unchecked, unabated,
Be sure to tune in tomorrow!

Guiltyviewer

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 02:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a boy name of Jason,
Whose virtue some lasses were chasin',
He turned down the sinning
In favor of winning,
His choices his parents are praisin'!

Blinky

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 07:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a man named Rod
Who had so much fun playing "God"
Now he complains he is bored
(Because he's no longer Lord)
And knows now that he's lost the big wad

Alaginger

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 07:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
BB3 Couples

Lori and Tonya, two decoys, you know
Left really early with luggage in tow
They both have a reason
To dislike this season
But they’ll be back later, to jazz up the show

Marcellas and Amy, an illogical pair
Had so much in common they were willing to share
Their friendship was sweet
Made the show a “Big Treat”
Which we treasured, and found to be rare!

Lisa and Eric, the kids on the block
Time’s running short by the hands on the clock
Will they wind up together
In the future, forever
Or is it a fling to unlock!

Dani and Jason, going real far
Hand in hand staying low under radar
A friendship in secret
How long can they keep it?
To win the big bucks and a car!

There once was a fellow named Roddy
Who KiKi nicknamed the big Hottie
She followed his cue
But he didn’t have a clue
So now they are flushed down the Potty!

Gerry and Josh, which one can I pick
To say, here’s the guy who has been very slick
They’re both hanging in
To the other’s chagrin
Together they just might pull the trick!!!

Soonergal

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 09:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonya's boobs went "POP" on the show
Amy's drinking wasn't the way to go
Now it's Gerry in charge
Roddy's livin' it large
But Jason's walking away with the dough

Blinky

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 10:33 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Soon she'll tell him good by
She thinks he's such a swell guy
She led him to bed
Popped zits toe to head
Then melted when heard to word HI

Inkydinkyspider

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 10:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a bald man named Gerry
Whose quoting of Shakespeare was quite scary
A man of his word and a power to be
He was determined to win for his family
He suffered through nasty comments of many
How he held his high was so uncanny
But he knows in the end when they all meet again
They'll be the ones crying about his $500,000.00 grin!

Sanfranjoshfan

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 04:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a house in the city
Where the roommates were mostly all pretty
But the smiles on their faces
Belied all the traces
Of the lies that made them look $hitty

Bohawkins

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a back east firefighta
Who played games while kissing Chiara
Sure he stopped and said "Hi,"
and made that girl cry.
But he really was just a big liar.

Bohawkins

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason claims that he's got true religion,
but he's willing to fudge just a smigeon.
He's shown he can lie
and deceptively imply.
Seems he only pretends to be Christian.

Ellenkats

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There's a difference between life and a game
They are different and not quite the same.
Jason's playing to win,
and that is no sin,
So rethink before you place any blame!

lol

Littlebreeze

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 07:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ophelia the pig, she had class,
Now it's lizards inside walls of glass,
There's no bunny, no puppy,
Not even a guppy,
But there's plenty of snakes in the grass.

Inkydinkyspider

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 05:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a big man named Gerry
Whose new friend was indeed a sweet fairy
He was tall and was dark with hair really kinky
And shamelessly showed us he had a big winkie
This twosome, this couple, this odd little pair
Should start to do bald ads for Bick or for Nair
Let's hope in the end when the sun finally sets
These two leave the house without any regrets
Here's hoping outside with no cameras to see
That friends Stinky and Kinky will always be

Snee

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:29 am EditMoveDeleteIP
now eric and lisa found 'true love'
separation? the two didn't dream of,
she said, 'IT'S NOT FAIR!'
and then tossed her hair,
but one's gone when push comes to shove.

Blinky

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 06:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason's a favorite of mine

If younger-my heart it would pine

Looks- character no one compares, as you know

Then I see bother Joshua last night on the show

Now fustrated with age, can't think of a last line

Only, If younger either for me would be fine