Archive through July 28, 2002
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Rnr60 | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:47 pm     Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, tale of a fateful game, that started in a hopeful way, all searching for fame.............Here on Shapiro’s Isle. Today’s zany episode stars: Roddy as the Professor Jerry as the Skipper Josh as his little buddy Gilligan Lisa as the dark side of Mary Ann Amy as Ginger the movie star Marcellus and Danielle as the Howells (first names funny and greedy) Eric as the muscle bound guy who was on the island to play the Ape Man Jason as the guy who doesn’t fit in this scenario at all! How did he get in this game? Chiara as the cannibal witch doctress (can’t you just see her with a bone through her nose?) who has a yen for a nice big piece of meat. The professor is dead set in her sights. Will she fight and vanquish the movie star for the rights to this hunk? Watch tonights episode to find out! Hi all, just saw the nominations, really depressed me that Amy and Marc were nominated by this group. Seeing Roddy give one of his little lectures made me think of The Professor. This is not meant to offend anyone, my first time posting after lurking for a long time. Just needed something silly to get me out of my funk. I liked Amy and Marcellus, who wants to watch the other ones? |
Jhezzie | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:49 pm     Hmm...will the professor be able to patch the hole in his head? |
Squaredsc | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 05:57 pm     a three hour tour, a three hour tour, the weather started getting rough the tiny ship was tossed if not for the courage of the fearless crew the minnow would be lost the minnow would be lost..... jason is the jungle boy that gilligan found. |
Hardywins | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 06:04 pm     Eric as the professor, get serious, ERic is typecast as the log floating in the lagoon. |
Snee | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:43 pm     just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a smutty show, that started about 3 weeks ago, with arnie sha-pir-o. week one was tough with evil josh, and gerry's heartfelt speech. he saved my favourite, marcellas, but friends were out of reach. the second week was quite bizarre, with kiki's life in code, bikini's made of peanut butter, and how they drop their load. the third week now has tonya gone, another pawn goes *poof* if rod and chi do not go soon, then snee will hit the roof!!! |
Delilah | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:45 pm     Snee, that was absolutely brilliant! I would LOVE to see you do an episode of Bunny Tales!  |
Needmylifeback | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:52 pm     I second that! Snee with bunny ears! (and pretty please each week add a stanza!) |
Snee | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 07:58 pm     thanks for the bunny tales encouragement, but i really am more of a singing-snee. i'd be happy to do weekly stanzas, but other people should join in too! oh, and how using the brady bunch theme song? |
Needmylifeback | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:02 pm     Well we might as well bring back BB Haiku too! |
Marcieb | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:06 pm     Let me get over laughing at your Gilligan theme song before even contemplating the Brady's. That was perfect! Great job! |
Draheid | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:07 pm     Ok, here's my shot at a 'beginning' for a song: Here's a story, About a man named Arnie Who was busy with the show Big Brother 3 He was once known, For producing dramas, Until he heard about Reality TV. ... Ok, I'm stuck now .... somebody please jump in... |
Snee | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:20 pm     ooh, draheid, i love it! next stanza: it's a story of a bunch of hamsters, that were forced to live together in one cage. all of them had dreams of big fame and of money, so most threatened onces felt poorly dis-guised rage... poorly dis-guised rage-- oh disguised rage-- so most threatened ones felt poorly disguised rage! doo doo do-do-do-do-do doo! |
Squidward | Friday, July 26, 2002 - 08:52 pm     LOL @ Hardywins. That was a good one, and oh, so true. |
Needmylifeback | Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 02:48 pm     So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow.. That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch... A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow.. And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch! For her to munch, For her to munch... And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch! |
Snee | Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:08 pm     nice one, nmlb! thread about nothing lisa asks marce about key hardywins? sh*t list (the above is a joke...sort of...*wink*) gerry's unwashed hands grosses out other hamsters who 'pick' then make lunch |
Twiggyish | Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 07:17 pm     I wanna tell you all a story of a man name Arn, poor hollywoodeer, barely kept his cronies fed.. Then one day he was shopping for a show... |
Needmylifeback | Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:33 pm     (I wanna tell you all a story of a man named Arn, poor hollywoodeer, barely kept his crinies fed...Then one day he was shopping for a show...) ...in the middle of the lot he built a house for Big Bro... reality T.V. ....Actor Wannabees.... He sent his producers out to the bars and such, told them to find anyone ...it didn't matter much. Said "12 people we'll seclude from reality...and maybe there'll be stuff we could use on the T.V." .... conversation....teamwork....family stuff.... Well, they gathered up these 12 folks willing to play the game...First glance at them we'd knew they were not tame.....We got a bunch of whiners with no scruples to their names ... and that's what you get when you try to win the game! 500 grand...not just peanutbutter you know! |
Twiggyish | Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:43 pm     oohhh excellent take on that! |
Snee | Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:51 pm     AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
Curlyq | Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:10 pm     That was great Twiggyish and Needmylifeback! Have you all read this parody called "The 12 Days of BB3" posted at Joker's? On the twelfth day of Big Brother Shapiro gave to me Twelve Jerry Springer rejects Eleven fronts of the house Ten thongs in the dryer Nine liars aligning Eight houseguests scheming Seven luxury challenges Six houseguests sleeping Five nominations Four guys pumping iron Three ho’s in Jiffy Two blonde bimbos And a virgin pure as snow Copyright 2002 Poet deVine |
Blinky | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:46 am     (green acres) BB is not the place to for me Coed livin for all to see Spoonin and sex talk for all to hear hAS the guys grinnin from ear to ear Girls in showers then in peanut butter suits Boys in skivies and a cute queen to boot Sex talk coming...makes em sound like hos Gimme a corncob to eat not one to blow Boobs aleakin and girls into hottub spouts Now there's talk bout hemmies(roids) poppin out Some not into big brother this year Cause it's either front of the house or sex talk we gotta hear |
Needmylifeback | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 06:09 am     another verse to add to the (Brady Bunch Theme song...) Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter... And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk... We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter..... Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk... |
Needmylifeback | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:44 am     We've got Gerry who's the token older man... And these younsters do not like him very much.. Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan... And behind his back they've told him half as much! |
Bbwatcher | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:47 am     "Sex talk coming...makes em sound like hos Gimme a corncob to eat not one to blow" IMO funniest lines yet.. !!! too funny. This is more fun that fussing - I love it - y'all please keep it up. Thanks for a great laugh to all. |
Needmylifeback | Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 07:53 am     Well, ya'all I'll be at the waterpark today for my son's birthday...so, I'll see what I can come up with ...ya'all behave now while I'm gone...ya hear! (Not to any tune that I know of!) |
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