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Ocean_Islands

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Lisa and Eric are using their wits;
But scheming and lying sure is the pits --
they try to keep clean
without being mean,
but Lisa still picks at his zits.

Earthmother

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There goes the good crowd
She's screaming it loud
If Josh is that bad
the chances you had
alas "let's keep him" you vowed

Ziggystardust

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once a man named roddy
chi-pet wanted his body
he watched over his flock
how he talked and he talked
but his strategy went right down the potty

Ellenkats

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:57 am EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show called Big Brother,
where strangers tried to outplay each other,
they got naked and cursed,
and told lies well rehearsed,
and each one embarrassed their mother.

Halfunit

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
We watch this great show called Big Brother
For certain it is like no other
The plotting and lies
And rubbing of thighs
May not be suitable for your mother

cop

(...Half and Ellen thinking same thoughts at same time...)

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a house in L.A.
Where twelve strangers intended to stay
But their lives were restricted
And each week one was evicted
Til just one was left with 500 K.

(please be kind....this is my first original limerick ever!)

:-)

Earthmother

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
You did very well...

Goddessatlaw

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a lesson from Lisa
Re: corncobs, forks and cerisa (sp)
"The boys can be led,
let's give them good h***
To ensure they extend our house visa."


(Sorry Mods, had to get that out. You can delete if you want without offending my delicate sensibilities. Sorry again. I'm sorry.)

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a guy name Roddy
Who had a good mind and great body
When noticed by Chia the pet
He instantly made her all wet
Which is why she played the game so shoddy

Earthmother

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LMAO...LOL Goddessatlaw

Ellenkats

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:32 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a BigBrother cam-man
Whose job was to censor and ban
That rotten old louse
showed front of the house
thus depriving each dear paying fan.

Halfunit

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The hottub is gooed up with gunk
The odor reminds us of skunk
From dirty body parts
To Eric's nasty farts
They'll never get rid of that funk

cop

Wink

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a man named Joshie
Who made lots of us say oh my goshie
When the epithets flew
They turned the air blue
And we cried for a king sized mouth washie.

There once was a houseguest named Roddy
Who we thought was a genuine hotty
He proved us all wrong
He ain't no King Kong
For his ouster we all give the noddy.

There once was a guy named Marcellas
Rejected and treated so callous
He arose from the ashes
His wit how it slashes
Now he's one of our favourite fellas.

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 01:33 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a spider who chewed
The ass of poor Lisa for food
She exclaimed "holy sh*t"
I think I've been bit
By that Josh who's been acting so crude!

Sanfranjoshfan

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 02:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a girl named Dani
With a sizable wit and big fanny
But her brain was the best
As she "played" all the rest
Which proved that her sense was uncanny

Weinermr

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 06:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a show I adored,
Which got talked all to death on this board,
Though some houseguests are "pretty",
Their behavior is shitty,
And their self-involved lives leave me floored.

Ellenkats

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 06:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Weinermr here, have a cookie -- everything looks better after a cookie! (nodding)

Sanfranjoshfan

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 03:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a man named Marcellas
Who due to Chias crush became jealous.
"I'll pull out her hair
And I'll do it with flair,
Cuz Roddy is one of MY fellas!"

Marymc

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 03:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
dear chiapet started so coy
but us "freaks" found it to be such a ploy
her mouth spewed such dirt
her reputation was hurt
since she talks like a 12 year old boy.

Snee

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 03:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
marcellas, my dear, was no fool,
and when nom'd he mostly stayed cool,
but when ducks get a toss,
it makes him quite cross,
"they're supposed to be in the pool!"

Marymc

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 04:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
snee...LOL...i could HEAR him saying that last line!!!

Tootseug

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 04:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There was a cute boy named Eric
Who talked in his sleep to no end.
When he invited the spider
to come and sit down beside her
A large bump was left on her hind end.

Sanfranjoshfan

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 05:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was teacher named Ger
Who had little tact and no hair
He stepped on some toes
which caused him some woes
But he made it EXCITING...so there!

Draheid

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 05:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
When Ger donned the HoH crown,
Eric was feeling real down,
Now Eric's on the block,
It's just ticks on the clock,
And we'll all finally be rid of the clown!
(Prince that is!)

Bohawkins

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There once was a gal from West Memphis,
who bragged she was schooled at "Ole Miss."
She mocked the others as crass,
and then branded the girls as white trash.
But, in the end they all voted: dismiss.