Ocean_Islands | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:43 am     Lisa and Eric are using their wits; But scheming and lying sure is the pits -- they try to keep clean without being mean, but Lisa still picks at his zits. |
Earthmother | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:48 am     There goes the good crowd She's screaming it loud If Josh is that bad the chances you had alas "let's keep him" you vowed |
Ziggystardust | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:50 am     There once a man named roddy chi-pet wanted his body he watched over his flock how he talked and he talked but his strategy went right down the potty |
Ellenkats | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:57 am     There once was a show called Big Brother, where strangers tried to outplay each other, they got naked and cursed, and told lies well rehearsed, and each one embarrassed their mother. |
Halfunit | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:59 am     We watch this great show called Big Brother For certain it is like no other The plotting and lies And rubbing of thighs May not be suitable for your mother
(...Half and Ellen thinking same thoughts at same time...) |
Sanfranjoshfan | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:09 pm     There once was a house in L.A. Where twelve strangers intended to stay But their lives were restricted And each week one was evicted Til just one was left with 500 K. (please be kind....this is my first original limerick ever!) :-) |
Earthmother | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:11 pm     You did very well... |
Goddessatlaw | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:13 pm     There once was a lesson from Lisa Re: corncobs, forks and cerisa (sp) "The boys can be led, let's give them good h*** To ensure they extend our house visa." (Sorry Mods, had to get that out. You can delete if you want without offending my delicate sensibilities. Sorry again. I'm sorry.) |
Sanfranjoshfan | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:16 pm     There once was a guy name Roddy Who had a good mind and great body When noticed by Chia the pet He instantly made her all wet Which is why she played the game so shoddy |
Earthmother | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:17 pm     LMAO...LOL Goddessatlaw |
Ellenkats | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:32 pm     There once was a BigBrother cam-man Whose job was to censor and ban That rotten old louse showed front of the house thus depriving each dear paying fan. |
Halfunit | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:43 pm     The hottub is gooed up with gunk The odor reminds us of skunk From dirty body parts To Eric's nasty farts They'll never get rid of that funk
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Wink | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 12:45 pm     There once was a man named Joshie Who made lots of us say oh my goshie When the epithets flew They turned the air blue And we cried for a king sized mouth washie. There once was a houseguest named Roddy Who we thought was a genuine hotty He proved us all wrong He ain't no King Kong For his ouster we all give the noddy. There once was a guy named Marcellas Rejected and treated so callous He arose from the ashes His wit how it slashes Now he's one of our favourite fellas. |
Sanfranjoshfan | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 01:33 pm     There once was a spider who chewed The ass of poor Lisa for food She exclaimed "holy sh*t" I think I've been bit By that Josh who's been acting so crude! |
Sanfranjoshfan | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 02:49 pm     There once was a girl named Dani With a sizable wit and big fanny But her brain was the best As she "played" all the rest Which proved that her sense was uncanny |
Weinermr | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 06:13 pm     There once was a show I adored, Which got talked all to death on this board, Though some houseguests are "pretty", Their behavior is shitty, And their self-involved lives leave me floored. |
Ellenkats | Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 06:16 pm     Weinermr here, have a cookie -- everything looks better after a cookie! (nodding) |
Sanfranjoshfan | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 03:30 pm     There once was a man named Marcellas Who due to Chias crush became jealous. "I'll pull out her hair And I'll do it with flair, Cuz Roddy is one of MY fellas!" |
Marymc | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 03:40 pm     dear chiapet started so coy but us "freaks" found it to be such a ploy her mouth spewed such dirt her reputation was hurt since she talks like a 12 year old boy. |
Snee | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 03:42 pm     marcellas, my dear, was no fool, and when nom'd he mostly stayed cool, but when ducks get a toss, it makes him quite cross, "they're supposed to be in the pool!" |
Marymc | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 04:30 pm     snee...LOL...i could HEAR him saying that last line!!! |
Tootseug | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 04:44 pm     There was a cute boy named Eric Who talked in his sleep to no end. When he invited the spider to come and sit down beside her A large bump was left on her hind end. |
Sanfranjoshfan | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 05:36 pm     There once was teacher named Ger Who had little tact and no hair He stepped on some toes which caused him some woes But he made it EXCITING...so there! |
Draheid | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 05:39 pm     When Ger donned the HoH crown, Eric was feeling real down, Now Eric's on the block, It's just ticks on the clock, And we'll all finally be rid of the clown! (Prince that is!) |
Bohawkins | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:02 pm     There once was a gal from West Memphis, who bragged she was schooled at "Ole Miss." She mocked the others as crass, and then branded the girls as white trash. But, in the end they all voted: dismiss. |