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Blinky

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 08:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
The BB Family (ADAMS)

They're creepy and they're sneaky
Others in shower they like to peeky
They're all together freaky
The BB family

(chiapets chorus)
snap snap

Their house is set in motion
please share that drink of potion
they together get the notion
Amy's out of the family

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap

Grannygrunt

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:22 am EditMoveDeleteIP
When this group gets on a roll they can really "rock and roll". ALL of the above are toooooooooo funny. Nice to have a laugh now and then.

Alaginger

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
They're soon to have a dinner
It's going to the winner
I'm only a beginner
I wonder who will go!

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap

If voters pick Marcellas
I hope his choice ain't callous
The others will be jealous
As out the door they go!

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap

With Roddy or with Amy
He'll say,"Dear's, please don't blame me!
I'm coming back the same me
To the BB family."

(Chiapet chorus)
snap snap

Boredtart

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 09:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This made me wake up with a giggle:

Cue Music: Theme from Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Roll Pictures: Amy and Marcelles frolicking through Manhattan end with the beret toss and a hug!

Or if you are really warped just picture Gerry and Josh doing the above!

Blinky

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 11:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
FOR BOREDTART...MARY TYLER MOORE

How will you make it on your own?
This house is awfully big,Marcellus soon you'll be all alone
But it's time you were a winner
That's why I voted for you to win dinner
You might just win it after all

Love is all around now don't you waste it
Dinner with Roddy ...he could always fake "it"
You might just make "it" after all

Sisalou

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 11:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG! My stomach is killing me from laughing. You folks are really talented. Thanks for the laughs and smiles. :)

Boredtart

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 01:29 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Blinky,ROTFLMAO!

Needmylifeback

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 03:55 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The Entire Cast of BB3 - Get that Brady Bunch tune Going.....(I apologise in advance for any injuries I may cause by spewing liquid through your nose! - Also to those who may be offended by my words...I do not mean to offend!)


The first to be evicted was Ms. Lori...
She had just 12 days to make a scene...
While we may not ever know her real life story...
The other hamsters thought she was quite mean...

And Tonya with her incision leaking green stuff...
Got under houseguest Amy's Southern Craw...
The hamsters didn't see through Josh's "Campaign Bluff"
So that's the last of the Hamsters Tonya saw....

So this one day when we heard Miss Amy bellow..
That she knew just what she'd eat for lunch...
A sandwich made of cheeses - white and yellow..
And some shredded thrown on top for her to munch!

Then there's Eric..He's a firefighter...
And his house toy Lisa thinks that he's a hunk...
We have learned that in his sleep he talks all- nighter.....
Nothing Important...His heads just full of junk...

Marcellas is trying to play the game with honor...
But, he's finding that is difficult to do...
As the days proceed he finds he'll be a gonner...
If he doesn't get them to vote out "the Jew"...

Well Josh has plans that are quite amazing...
"Brilliant" is the word he chose to use...
He 'splained it all to Roddy while he was grazing...
Really Josh 'tween you and the girls...who'd you think he choose?....

We've got Gerry who's the token older man...
And these youngsters do not like him very much..
Seems his habits are disgusting to their "fun" plan...
And behind his back they've told him half as much!

Chiara or "Ki-Ki" as they've dubbed her...
She's shared a bed with Roddy through the game...
Amy hates this girl with all her heart that's for sure....
But, after this week guess who'll we'll see remain?

And Roddy is the groups intellectual...
His knowledge spans from the earth to the sky...
His attraction to Chiara is purely sexual...
That just proves to all he's just a normal guy...

Lisa was the first to be head of the household...
She put Marcellas and Lori on the chopping block...
Gerry used the veto in a move he thought so bold...
Now Lisa wishes a short pier off he should walk...

Danielle is one the jury is still out on...
Her game face seems to change from day to day...
Join her abs class if you want to see the flab gone...
A few weeks more I think she's gonna stay...

And who's left but our own sweet, loveable Jason?...
Proclaims he'll be a virgin till he weds...
The only one with a "REAL" game face on...
He'll never win the game of musical beds!


That's the story as NMLB knows it...
She's addicted to this board and the live feeds...
I think the time has come for her to quit...
And go back to her own families needs.....

Needmylifeback

Sunday, July 28, 2002 - 05:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
O.K. one more - we ordered pizza tonight and I've got a few minutes!


No need to 'splain what this song is to....


It's a house of lying and of deceit...
It's made of partical board and not concrete...
The cameras are everywhere...
It's the hamster's lair...

It's the Big Brother III Show!

It's the B. B. III Show!
It's the B. B. III Show!
Where the live feeders are in the know...
It's the B. B. III Show!

It's got musical beds happenin' every week...
Eric and Lisa sleeping cheek to cheek...
There's alliances going on....
I wish they'd bring back Bar-B-Que Dawn!

It's the B. B. III Show!

Needmylifeback

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 07:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
O.K. guys...since I didn't get much sleep last night because theme songs kept flitting through my head...I determined that I am going to Get My Life Back and evict myself from this website...for a while...After this one last Parody! LOL!


Shlameel....Shlamazzle......


Give him any rule he'll break it...
Give him a second chance, he'll take it...
He may just win this game after all....


Squeaked by nom's, he's set to go now...
To Roddy & Eric he's alligned his Vow...
He thinks the 3 of them will have a ball....

He may just do it....

There is nothing he won't try...
(Well except **** with another guy...)
I'd like to see him climb the wall....

AND JUMP OVER IT!!!!!


Yeahhhhhhhhhhh......

Twiggyish

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 08:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Another good one.

Snee

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:16 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
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Snee

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 02:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
hehehehe! say, need...you're going to have to 'splain that one to me though. i'm not getting it! also, i can't get that DANG brady bunch theme out of my head!

Needmylifeback

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well Snee...If you want to replace the Brady Bunch one with "It's a Small World"....that's your choice! LOL!

Peachie

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh Needmylifeback, that was COLD. LOL I remember all the times I have gone to Disney world and rode that ride (its a small world) and had that tune in my head for days, for weeks, OUCH Now it is gonna happen again just cause you mentioned it. LMAO Thanks for nothing. just teasin ya. ;o) well some of it was teasing. ;o)

Tabbyking

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 04:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
found a peanut...


head of household
head of household
head of household for this week
went to roddy
of the body
he won't nominate the geek

toes are rotten
toes are rotten
toes are rotten on his feet
girls are gagging
g's feet are waggin
on the counters, as they eat

amy's drinking
amy's drinking
amy's drinking all she can
"citrona's awful!"
got a crawful
washed it down with lots of 'vin'

chiara's scowling
chiara's scowling
chiara's scowling all the while
snuggles roddy
mouth of potty
oh, that girl can be so vile

take marcellas
take marcellas
take marcellas he's so fine
won the phone vote
made his head float
on fresh seafood, he did dine

danielle's plotting
danielle's plotting
danielle's plotting every day
'close' to each group
full of dog poop
but she seems to have some sway

there's a wet spot
there's a wet spot
there's a wet spot on the bed
clean your bedclothes
camera's up close
what a picture in my head

arnold's game show
arnold's game show
arnold's game show's festering
once you head out
form a big pout
cause he's got sequestering

watched a live feed
watched a live feed
watched a live feed of the game
saw the aired show
and i don't know
how they call it one and same?

turned the channel
turned the channel
turned the channel for a day
couldn't stand it
back to house $it
here my tuner's gonna stay!

it's so rotten
it's so rotten
it's so rotten all the day
got me hook-ed
on the crooked
gonna watch to see whose paid....

Needmylifeback

Monday, July 29, 2002 - 05:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Excellent Tabby...Maybe this will help Snee get that "Small World" song out of her head!

(See I almost lasted 2 hours away from these boards!!! - Actually I'll be on vacation in a couple of days and then I won't be around for TWO weeks! . . . Don't want to get sand in my keyboard!)

Moderator

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 01:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bump! By request. :)

(c)

Twiggyish

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 01:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Tabby!! (Thanks Mod!)

Maesin

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 02:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
These are too good!!! thanks for the laughs!

Twiggyish

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
To the tune of I'm a Little Teapot..

Roddy:

I'm a little despot,
and a lout,
Chiara I dandle,
Watch her pout..
When I get all steamed up here me shout,
Just get together and vote me out!

Snee

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 03:43 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
kind moderators;
bringing back snee laughter, now...
time to spit on screen!

Cyn

Thursday, August 01, 2002 - 04:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Barney the dinosaur song-

You trust me, I trust you
We’re the big bro family
With a small white lie
And a tug from me to you
Won’t you say you’ll trust me

>sic<

Guiltyviewer

Friday, August 02, 2002 - 12:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bump...too good to lose to the archives!

Blinky

Friday, August 02, 2002 - 12:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bingo

THERE IS A GIRL WHO LOVES A GUY
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY-O
B-E-V-I-S
B-E-V-I-S
B-E-V-I-S
(BUTTHEAD WOULD BE A LO BLOW-O)


THERE IS A GIRL WHO LIKES TO SNAP
I WISH HER MOUTH WOULD TAKE A NAP-HO
C-H-I-A-PET
C-H-I-A-PET
C-H-I-A-PET
(I REALLY WISH SHE WOULD GO-HO)