Big Brother Limericks!
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Littlebreeze | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:05 pm     Into bed, into dreams Eric goes, Where his mind is, nobody knows, He talks of death as he sleeps, Giving Lisa the creeps, This strange man with the tough tingling toes. |
Sanfranjoshfan | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:07 pm     There once a sweet little spider who saw Lisa and chose not to bite her, But as she stuck out her ass, He thought "how very low class", So he sank his big fangs deep inside her! PS - The spider died. :-) |
Bohawkins | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:18 pm     Lisa called the sore on her bottom a bite, but it sure gave the doctors a fright. Afraid of just what she might secrete, they demanded covers for the toilet seat. And now, houseguests can feel safe in the night. |
Littlebreeze | Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 06:53 pm     Belly up to the bar for a bout, With an olive, a Twinkie or sprout, "No way!" shouts Marcellas, "This is what hell is!", "Chicken livers? I'd rather eat grout!" |
Snee | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 12:41 am     'my tough toes tingle' still makes me laugh! |
Guiltyviewer | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 02:29 am     There once was a girl named Chiara, Whose mouth spewed unmentionable horror! Her sex talk's X-rated, Unchecked, unabated, Be sure to tune in tomorrow! |
Guiltyviewer | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 02:43 am     There once was a boy name of Jason, Whose virtue some lasses were chasin', He turned down the sinning In favor of winning, His choices his parents are praisin'! |
Blinky | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 07:14 am     There once was a man named Rod Who had so much fun playing "God" Now he complains he is bored (Because he's no longer Lord) And knows now that he's lost the big wad |
Alaginger | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 07:14 am     BB3 Couples Lori and Tonya, two decoys, you know Left really early with luggage in tow They both have a reason To dislike this season But they’ll be back later, to jazz up the show Marcellas and Amy, an illogical pair Had so much in common they were willing to share Their friendship was sweet Made the show a “Big Treat” Which we treasured, and found to be rare! Lisa and Eric, the kids on the block Time’s running short by the hands on the clock Will they wind up together In the future, forever Or is it a fling to unlock! Dani and Jason, going real far Hand in hand staying low under radar A friendship in secret How long can they keep it? To win the big bucks and a car! There once was a fellow named Roddy Who KiKi nicknamed the big Hottie She followed his cue But he didn’t have a clue So now they are flushed down the Potty! Gerry and Josh, which one can I pick To say, here’s the guy who has been very slick They’re both hanging in To the other’s chagrin Together they just might pull the trick!!! |
Soonergal | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 09:20 am     Tonya's boobs went "POP" on the show Amy's drinking wasn't the way to go Now it's Gerry in charge Roddy's livin' it large But Jason's walking away with the dough |
Blinky | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 10:33 am     Soon she'll tell him good by She thinks he's such a swell guy She led him to bed Popped zits toe to head Then melted when heard to word HI |
Inkydinkyspider | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 10:36 am     There once was a bald man named Gerry Whose quoting of Shakespeare was quite scary A man of his word and a power to be He was determined to win for his family He suffered through nasty comments of many How he held his high was so uncanny But he knows in the end when they all meet again They'll be the ones crying about his $500,000.00 grin! |
Sanfranjoshfan | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 04:48 pm     There once was a house in the city Where the roommates were mostly all pretty But the smiles on their faces Belied all the traces Of the lies that made them look $hitty |
Bohawkins | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:03 pm     There once was a back east firefighta Who played games while kissing Chiara Sure he stopped and said "Hi," and made that girl cry. But he really was just a big liar. |
Bohawkins | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:28 pm     Jason claims that he's got true religion, but he's willing to fudge just a smigeon. He's shown he can lie and deceptively imply. Seems he only pretends to be Christian. |
Ellenkats | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 06:32 pm     There's a difference between life and a game They are different and not quite the same. Jason's playing to win, and that is no sin, So rethink before you place any blame! lol |
Littlebreeze | Monday, August 05, 2002 - 07:05 pm     Ophelia the pig, she had class, Now it's lizards inside walls of glass, There's no bunny, no puppy, Not even a guppy, But there's plenty of snakes in the grass. |
Inkydinkyspider | Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 05:39 am     There once was a big man named Gerry Whose new friend was indeed a sweet fairy He was tall and was dark with hair really kinky And shamelessly showed us he had a big winkie This twosome, this couple, this odd little pair Should start to do bald ads for Bick or for Nair Let's hope in the end when the sun finally sets These two leave the house without any regrets Here's hoping outside with no cameras to see That friends Stinky and Kinky will always be |
Snee | Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:29 am     now eric and lisa found 'true love' separation? the two didn't dream of, she said, 'IT'S NOT FAIR!' and then tossed her hair, but one's gone when push comes to shove. |
Blinky | Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 06:27 am     Jason's a favorite of mine If younger-my heart it would pine Looks- character no one compares, as you know Then I see bother Joshua last night on the show Now fustrated with age, can't think of a last line Only, If younger either for me would be fine |
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