Archive through July 18, 2002
MoveCloseDeleteAdmin

TV ClubHouse: Archives: Archive One: Houseguest Quotes. (ARCHIVES): Archive through July 18, 2002

Mags

Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 08:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
E or M said that the food at the luau was "fanTABulous"

Jadeygurl39

Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 08:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy, Chiara, and Danielle are standing around as the others are going to the backyard for their Hawiian dinner. Danielle says to Chiara, "Girl you look so like the Hamptons in that dress. Danielle describes herself, I'm just so ghetto fabulous." I cracked up. Danielle has some great one-liners.

Jade

Angelsluv

Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 11:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The catch phrase of this group has got to be "Line"

Glad Marcellus started it.

Angelsluv

Saturday, July 13, 2002 - 11:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry is calling the 6-pack, "The Vampires".. *LOL*

On Wednesday Chiara and Lisa were talking and they were laughing because Tonya had said her boob job was just an "adjustment"
*oh yeah.. right...*

Sage

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 02:09 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonight, Danielle called Amy the Gilligan of Gilligan's Island.

Teebird30

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 05:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I loved this line....yesterday after Amy caught the girls (T and C) in the shower act and she was fumming outside. A said...C says she is a slut. A says....heck if you are a slut at least be a closet slut!!!

I rolled!!!

Cameltoes

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 02:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellas: I'm still delusional enough to think that I am human and not a trained monkey.

Tabbyking

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 02:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
my favorite so far, although a lot of what they say makes me bust a gut, is when drill sergeant danielle had them on their backs with their legs wide open and knees bent, in what she called a 'butterfly' something and gerry called out, "i'm fully effaced!"

Kaili

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 03:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
How many times will Danielle say "scandalous" during this show? I think I've heard it at least twice on the aired show so far.

Missy2

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 03:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I love Lori's: U-G-L-Y, ugly! :)

Zeyna

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 05:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonya (talking to Gerry): "My pedicurist has thought me so much"

Ryanc2002

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 11:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
"Lose a button buy a shirt." Lori in response to the ladies request to needing another needle.

Cameltoes

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 03:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Danielle: (about Lori losing it) She's about to Snap, Crackle AND Pop!

Gusto

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 12:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just moments ago - Talking about a divorce settlement or whatnot...

Tonya ''I mean two words - 'Give me my cat!' ''

Sanfranjoshfan

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 01:17 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Danielle, walking thru the house just now - "Why are the condoms all over the place?"

Halfunit

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 04:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonya to Lisa and Chiara as they are spreading peanut butter on her hoo-hoo:

"Could you make the swirls look pretty or something?"

Iceprincess

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 06:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellas exercising

"I haven't done legs since Jesus was a boy."

Max

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 06:54 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Danielle after workout finished: "Look at me! I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church!"

Cliotheleo

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 12:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
While playing cards...

Jason: "What was that sound?"
Amy: "The camera's on crack."

and

Roddy (whomever he is): "Amy, do you feel safer with Eric in the house?"
Amy: "They asked me that during my interview!"
Roddy (whomever he is): "Well can you just say 'yes' and make him feel better?"
Eric: (Imitating Amy) "No 'cause I can take care of my self!"
Amy: "Why do I need to worry about feeling safe when we can't even have CANDLES in the house????"

Thefan

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 03:20 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
After Big Brother tells guests to keep the lights in the house on during the day, Marcellus asks "How do we know when it is daytime?"

Amy talking about her bad picture now. Marc says his looks great, he can't take a bad picture. Things he does great are taking great pictures and kissing.

Thefan

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 03:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marcellus to Roddy and group. I hope you hit your head and become gay so I can be happy for the rest of my life.

Ryanc2002

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 04:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't know who said what but a big group was sitting around playing chess.

"Where's Roddy?"
"Sleeping."
"Where's Kiki?"

Then everyone cracked up.

Ryanc2002

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 11:31 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy re: Her possible crush on Josh "Ya'll, they are not serving crack in our water bottles!"

Cliotheleo

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 07:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Roddy (whomever he is): Do you realize how many times you've called us "ignorant Yankees," (paraphrasing)

Amy: I have not called y'all "ignorant Yankees,"

Roddy (whomever he is): That's right, because it's wrong!

Josh: Yep, it's redundant!

(HA haaaaa!!!! Sorry, maybe that was just funny to me.)

Cameltoes

Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 12:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok this one was from during the board outage:

Amy drapes that blanet thingy over herself and calls it her cape: "See I go from Suzanne [Designing Women] to Cruella DeVille in less than a minute"