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Snee

Friday, August 02, 2002 - 01:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ooh, these are great! i'm a little despot! ahahahahahahaha!

here's more gilligan's island. i included the beginning verses so it makes more sense. start a'hummin'. and be sure and check out rnr60's take on gilligan characters at the beginning of the thread!

just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a smutty show,
that started about 3 weeks ago,
with arnie sha-pir-o.

week one was tough with evil josh,
and gerry's heartfelt speech.
he saved my favourite, marcellas,
but friends were out of reach.

the second week was quite bizarre,
with kiki's life in code,
bikini's made of peanut butter,
and how they drop their load.

the third week now has tonya gone,
another pawn goes *poof*
if rod and chi do not go soon,
then snee will hit the roof!!!

week four was tough with roddy king,
and marce and amy nom'd.
they had a fight but made up fast,
then amy said, 'so long!'

(before she left they picked on her,
well, that was this snee's take.
"you're selfish!"...then they toasted her,
AMY! WALK OUT FOR YOUR SAKE!)

Blinky

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 08:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
GOOD ONE SNEE

(GRAND OLE FLAG)


He's just a man
A bald headed man
But, I was dancin round my house
The time had come
The choice..not dumb
Get rid of the ex-king louse
Ev'ry heart beat new
Knowing Roddy done blew
The chance to win the game

Should ev'ry promise be forgot?
YES! Gerry your choice was Lame

Ellenkats

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 11:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
One, two, three o'clock, wish we had a clock!
Five, six, seven o'clock, dani really rocks!
Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, let's go throw the duck!
We're gonna pop those zits tonight!

Put your towels on the ground and do some abs,
work off those pea-nut butter blues!
We're gonna clean some pores around the house tonight,
We're gonna pull ingrown hairs 'til broad daylight,
We're gonna make you sick of watching us tonight!

my apologies in advance

Puck1021

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 07:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
To the tune of the Hokey Pokey (well kind of)

The Liver Dance...........

You put one piece in and you choke and gag it down

You put the second piece in and you spin round and round

You do the Liver Dance till your gills are nice and gray

So you don’t get a weeks worth of PB&J

Moderator

Saturday, August 03, 2002 - 08:13 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
(bump)

Snee

Sunday, August 04, 2002 - 02:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ellen and puck, i wondered when we were going to get the grooming and the eating contests! good ones!

inky dinky spider, (apologies to poster indydinkyspider!)

the hoh has the power,
the house guests all freak out.
down come the noms, then
campaigning all about.
on thursday night the vote comes down,
bye-bye, so long, get out!
once more the little hamsters scheme,
that's what the game's about!

Snee

Monday, August 05, 2002 - 12:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
okay, i just realized that the song is 'itsy bitsy spider'. silly snee. inkydinky, your name is what naturally pops into my mind now when i think of tiny spiders!

Ellenkats

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 08:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(bump)

Alaginger

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 08:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
OKAY, GUYS.....I JUST HAD TO PUT THIS ONE IN. DON'T FORGET I'M OVER 60, WHITE, AND A GRANDMA TWICE OVER.....BUT I THOUGHT THIS WAS CUTE!!!

SONG: OVER THERE (FOR MARCELLAS)

OVER THERE
IN THE CHAIR
IS A GUY WHO HAS BALLS, BUT NO HAIR
GOT A PICTURE OF HIM
YOU HAVE TO LOVE HIM
I HOPE HE'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE

SO BEWARE
IF YOU DARE
PUT HIM UP FOR THE NOMS, IT'S NOT FAIR
MAY OLD ACQUAINTANCE BE FORGOT
WITH MARCELLAS, HE SHOWED IT BARE!!!

Ellenkats

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 08:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
lol Alag
so cool to meet this new generation of grandma's :-)

Alaginger

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 09:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Ellen

Nutsy

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 12:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
*chuckle* just read Snee's Gilligan's Island takeoff - wayyyy too funny!

Ellenkats

Tuesday, August 06, 2002 - 12:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I enjoy all of the parodies (that looks spelled wrong, somehow) the limericks, haiku, caption contests, etc. Some creative people on these boards -- I love it! What price can you put on something that makes you just laugh out loud? :-)

Snee

Thursday, August 08, 2002 - 02:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
what am i still doing up?!? --to the tune of 'the flintstones'

hamsters, meet the hamsters!
they're on live feeds posted ev'ry night.
come on, let's all start threads,
but let's argue well and not start fights.
we will, watch the house guests dusk till dawn,
p.o.'d, when the Front Of House is on.
hamsters, meet our hamsters,
they're on live feeds posted ev'ry niiiight!

Needmylifeback

Monday, August 12, 2002 - 06:10 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Back from vacation - (great time - only caught minutes of BB...thanks to Bunny and crew I now know what I missed!).... Apologies to the Beatles...


(Yesterday)

Yesterday, all of Josh's troubles seemed so far away...
Now with him only the Lizards will play...
Oh, how I long for yesterday....

Suddenly, He's not the guy he started out to be...
No more coniving or backstabbing for me to see...
Why can't I have the Josh of Yesterday?

Why does he have to go?
He's a good "show" and he should stay.
Why not vote Roddy out and go back to yesterday?

Yesterday, Josh's chest hairs were all plucked away...
I'm afraid now that they're there to stay..
and on Thursday the hamsters will have their way...Oh, how I long for yesterday....

Needmylifeback

Tuesday, August 13, 2002 - 10:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(Clementine)

In an IKEA House,
In a parking lot,
Playing a game for 500 Grand...
Are a group of Actor Wannabees...
In their own little Disney Land.

Now there's eight of them,
Left to play a while,
But on Thursday one is gone...
Not to worry, there's a new twist...
Someone's coming back as a pawn.

They have issues,
With Hamster Gerry,
Seems his habits do disgust...
They have worse one's, but it don't matter...
To make eviction seem more just.

The game is boring,
With their snoring,
And the pimples that they pick...
And their topics of conversation...
It's enough to make you sick.

This week it's Joshie,
And it's Roddy,
Up upon the chopping block...
Who's to go, seems to change daily...
Aren't you glad they now have a clock?


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