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Biggusbrotherus

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:34 am EditMoveDeleteIP
JoshSpeak. It's the language craze sweeping the nation (OK, maybe just this thread). Here, we will, if I'm not being misunderstood, clearly, with no misperceptions or ill will, swear to talk to each other like our hero, the man whose back we have covered, like, totally, oh definitely, for sure, Josh. I don't mean to belabor the point, clearly, but I feel, I dunno, a vibe, which -- don't misunderstand -- because I love you, puts distance between us, the perception of which clearly, like, disturbs me, so let's just agree to disagree and post our thoughts, if it's OK for me to be perfectly frank, like our hero, Josh. :-)

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
My head hurts. :)

Wcv63

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Scorpiomoon: My head hurts.

Hell this thread hurts! :)

Ryanc2002

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Can you translate that to english?

Biggusbrotherus

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sorry. I was just listening to Josh trying to weasel out of a confrontation with Lisa, and his speech patterns cracked me. Truly, definitely, you have my word of honor, on my grandma's grave, up and up, clearly, that I meant no one to have a headache in any way, shape, or manner. Clearly. Swear to God.

;-)

Vinnyinla

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
my head hurts too.....

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:51 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Big: Your initial post cracked me up. You totally nailed Josh. Listening to him obsess and talk in circles is nails on a chalkboard. Ugh. :)

Jhezzie

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 12:53 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't try to read it more than once...your head will explode!!!

Niceguy

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 01:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Can you imagine him waiting your table?

Kappy

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 01:01 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Better yet, just talk to us through your electric toothbrush and we'll understand you perfectly!

Riviere

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 01:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You know, I'm going to have nightmares, but I get a picture in my poor brain of BB1 Brittany and BB3 Josh and that's one picture I don't want!!!
:)

Ryanc2002

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 01:03 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Clearly, it would be hilarious to hear Josh work the drive through.

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 01:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Ryan, you are too funny!

Ryanc2002

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 01:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah well, I got in over my head on here tonight so I decided to be the comedian again.

Snee

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 02:07 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ryan,

clearly, you would like fries with that. i mean that, and i hope you know i'm sincere. if you have any doubt about me wanting you to have fries with that, then that's like, a misconception. i can definitely tell that you would like fries with that, and more than anyone else i can relate to that.

Ryanc2002

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 02:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Teehee Snee...Once again, you crack me up. Anyway, I need to get to bed. Night night said the knight to the night knight.

Draheid

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Not for nuttin... but if Josh were a drive-thru waiter/worker/whatever, we'd probably all end up with a "franchise in Pensacola" ... instead of our french fries and P*spi Cola ...

Weinermr

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:54 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Clearly, this thread tickles my funny bone. Also in wide release is the use of the word "obviously", as in "obviously you do". Clearly, Josh sympathizes with his fellow HG's and obviously, he knows where they are coming from. Sheesh.

Twiggyish

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 08:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
See he's being real! (As he always tells us) =)

Flyonthwall

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:04 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Josh makes my head spin even worse than it already is! Clearly!

Not for nuttin but he obviously believes the more he talks the more clear his thoughts.
He just keeps on jumbling them together so you really never know what you heard....Clearly!

You guys made me laugh this morning and I do appreciate it, because last night I thought if I heard the word Clearly one more time..........
Not that I don't want to hear clearly, but just that word clearly, obviously you know what I mean, like it's just so totally overused and it certainly isn't the word that I hate, obviously but the overuse of the word clearly.....
mumbling and going off to sit in the corner until my head stops hurting.....

Erina75

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:10 am EditMoveDeleteIP
LMAOROFL...this is GREAT!!! Clearly we all see Josh in the same way, I mean, like clearly he is a rambling idiot....

Bigd

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I can see clearly now the rain is gone....FOTH

Flyonthwall

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:31 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFL BidD
That is classic! Clearly!

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You guys are KILLING me!!! :)

Bigfan

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This was a good chuckle!

Tabbyking

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:40 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i believe josh is using what i call the 'baffle them with b.s.' method. when i was taking my emt licensing test, the instructor told us, "you had all better know the right treatment for whatever scenario i present you, or be prepared to baffle me with bull$hit, because otherwise, you aren't going to pass."

Erina75

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I swear Tabby...clearly you are probably right.

Tabbyking

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:45 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i think, perhaps, this could be one of those frequent, not often times, where i maybe have an idea of what i am thinking of talking about but i'll let you know when i decide for sure to open my mouth.

Tabbyking

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 09:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
okay, which presidents said in virtually every speech, more than once, "let me be perfectly clear"....and "read my lips"? gosh, i hope josh isn't preparing for a life in politics!
"uh, mr. president...how did you prepare for life in the limelight?"

President Joshzilla: "well, uh, as you may recall, i spent a considerable amount of time and wasted energy in the BB3 house, and the amount of ass-slappin' i had to do to get here, why it was almost a fulltime job. clearly, it was the right thing to do, uh, hold for sec,--shut up, merritt! i'm on the phone!--sorry for the interruption,and where was i?, oh yeah, clearly, if the gals had read my lips while i was chomping on those bodacious buns, well, i think you can see i was definitely headed for great things...gol dang it, merritt, shut that darn kid up, he ate yesterday, for rice cakes!---sorry, where was i? oh yeah, well, there is just no way i couldn't have gotten to where i am because i was headed somewhere, you know?"

Erina75

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 02:25 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
HA! Tabby!!!

Hardywins

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 04:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Is the the "My favorite Joshism" Thread?

Erina75

Saturday, July 27, 2002 - 04:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Well I don't know about "favorite" but yeah, something like that!!