Top Ten Reasons Not to Watch BB3
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Top Ten Reasons Not to Watch BB3
Oregonfire | Monday, July 22, 2002 - 06:05 am     1. Being strangely devastated that my favorite Manhattan hippy is losing her lobster as I type. Not only that: her "friends" don't even have the loyalty to tell her to play it cool, but are licking their chops for sloppy seconds. Now that's classy. 2. Not wanting to worship the Southern Belle. Heck no, she ain't my queen. I cannot take three months of Amy worship. I do not like her. I do not like her in a tree, I do not like her with some tea. I do not like her with some Spam, I do not LIKE that Southern ham! 3. My sleep pattern being wacked. I'm going to trade in my bed for a coffin soon. 4. I am starting to miss the BB2 cast. It's pretty bad when you want Nicole back. And Hardy...where art thou precious pecs? I miss that big dumb lug. 5. The chess game. Three months of Eric's furrowed brow over the chess board is enough to convince anyone that he is the missing link. 6. My apartment looks like a mole burrow. 7. Watching perfectly worthy folks get picked off one by one by the power of two. 8. Watching three months of inane sex conversations while my brain cells commit suicide by jumping out of my ears, like rats leaving a sinking ship. 9. FOTH/Endless BB3 commercial on the live feeds. Well, now we know that the seventh circle of hell does indeed exist. and finally the tenth reason to not watch BB3: the phrase "playing the ________ card" is going to get really old on the TVCH message board! |
Battlestar | Monday, July 22, 2002 - 06:26 am     lobster???? |
Oregonfire | Monday, July 22, 2002 - 06:33 am     When Ross and Rachel--oops I mean Roddy and Chiara--were still thick as thieves, Roddy called her his "lobster," using a phrase from "Friends," where Phoebe tells Rachel that Ross is her lobster, meaning mate for life. It was very sweet. But now Roddy thinks that they are on a break. |
Missy2 | Monday, July 22, 2002 - 06:39 am     hahaha! I love: 5. The chess game. Three months of Eric's furrowed brow over the chess board is enough to convince anyone that he is the missing link. Too funny. I miss Will, Hardy, and Nicole!! I don't remember everyone discussing so much of the game last year? Maybe its just me? Maybe I'm oblivious? I loved listening to Will. He was deelightful! |
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