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Donut

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 01:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sorry , i am late coming to this thread, so i will have to run the scenes together into an indy film short documentary live action trailer:

Trailer begins with FOTH and you hear a booming voice-over by James Earl Jones:"IN A WORLD...where monkeys fly out of houseguests butts!...
Scene 1.) Eric and Lisa-- no dialogue, just violins playing the theme from 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon"

Scene 2) Eric in yard--"LISA! i thought you said that suppository you put in there wouldn't start working for at least ten minutes!"

3.) Joshes face--"omg! i just got hit in the eye by a monkey flying out of eric's butt!"

4.) Gerry looking wistful--"why do they always leave me out? Why don't i ever get to have anyones butt monkeys fly in MY face?"

5.) Gerry and Eric--- " Wait! Mr. Monkey!, Pleeeze come out and fly in MY face!..some of my best friends are butt monkeys.."

6.) Chi and Josh--"Omg josh! how did a monkey get lodged in THERE??
the end.
watch for Return of the Butt Monkeys coming soon to a front of the house near you...

Donut

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 01:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
mr.weiner, i knew i'd find you here!!
(whoops, i just realized that my message to you makes a darn good caption as well...)

Tabbyking

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 12:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
donut!!!!! shame on you!! but funny....oh, so funny!
also, now i know how they make the donut holes...

Whit4you

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL dunno how I missed this thread it's one of the best ever :)

Keep up the great work peeps (I'll start adding my 2 cents now that I know this thread is here :)

Could you guys start numbering them so we can respond to ones we miss...

(like make the next one Photo 10....or whatever)

Emjaycue

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This would be #7:

Caption Photo #7:
http://emjaycue.com/bb3/lcaps/0721/marcbanana.jpg

Delilah

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lessons in felatio part 1

M -See, you have to work it slowly from top to bottom, make a little sucking action...

C -Wow, Marcellas, you are good at that.... I am going to have to practice on Roddy

T- Hehe Marcellas, I have had more practice than you, pass me that banana, I am from Vegas you know!

Zeyna

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
C: I can do better than that Marcellas

Aerojunki

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
There's a bugger on my finger take it off take it off.

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Foh4ever

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Chiara and Josh...

Chiara: "Are you SURE you have one??"

Aerojunki

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's this or PB&J

Ophiliasgrandma

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Awww! Please try one more time...I just know you'll learn how to snap your fingers. Please don't give up now that you are so close to success.

Aerojunki

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
*Marcellas*..Dang girl friend, this house is so boring I'm playing games with Yoda!

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Aerojunki

Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Lets try this again!

my picture

Sanfranjoshfan

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 12:36 am EditMoveDeleteIP
How about this one?

joshbrush2.jpg

Sanfranjoshfan

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 01:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
1,my picture

Dance for me monkey boy!,

Urgrace

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 02:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
#1 "It's a new thing, reading the bumps on butts - you are Not going to Win!"

#2 Eric - "Look! I could play the role of King Kong!"

#3 Josh - "I got more than an eyeful of Tonya's boobs."

#4 Gerry - "My Playgirl Pose"

#5 Gerry (with Eric) - "Wedgie!"

#6 KiKi and Josh - "Where is it?"

#7 Marcellas - "This tastes funny."

#8 Eric - "This is the hand that Gerry touched. I'd better go wash it."

#9 Gerry to Mar - "...then he said 'You have two black nephews' and I didn't know what to do!"

#10 Josh - "Out dam* spot!"

C1mag

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 02:46 am EditMoveDeleteIP
1) Lisa to eric: " Now just lay still, I know I put that Head of Household key somewhere...."

2) Eric: "Grrrrrrrrr ... Tonyas boobies are heavier to lift than I thought."

3) Josh: " Yeow!! Chi Chi watch the teeth."

4) Gerry: " Who's your daddy?"

5) Gerry to Eric: "Holy crap Eric, I can't get it out!!"

6) Chiara to Josh: " Hurry... Fast... Whip it out!"

7) Marcellus to Chi and T" "Pay attention ladies ... This is what you call a real no gag reflex"

8) Eric: "Screw the pb&j this booger looks damn good!"

9) Macellus to himself: "I don't even know what this white pest is saying to me anymore."

10) "I don't see anything wrong with Hardys toothbrush, it works just fine!"

Aerojunki

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 06:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Is that a camera..Is the internet people watching Big Daddy shower?

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Oregonfire

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 06:28 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't go into the light, Gerry! Don't go into the light!

Theowl

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 07:20 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ohhhh Ohhhhh OHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!

Shadowkat

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 09:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I said "beam me up Scotty". I wonder why it didn't work?

Draheid

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:02 am EditMoveDeleteIP
'Oh solo mia' in a Pavarotti(sp?) sort of voice...

Bbrock

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
"Chicken George, beam me up, PLEASE!!"

Jkm

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:12 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yes, God, 10 Comandments, eh?

Bernie

Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:16 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Goldarn it, those frickin' ants get everywhere!