Floresmama | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:31 pm     See I told you guys they hadn't done the dictionary definition of the deed. |
Oregonfire | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:33 pm     Oh boy--now there's going to be a big debate over the definition of "third base!" |
Keiffer | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:33 pm     Third base I thought included oral activity. But from what I got from the convo there was some hand exploration. Sounds like he admitted touching her below the belt so to speak, but he said nothing of her toucching him. |
Wcv63 | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:34 pm     It does however fit the profile for "sexual relations." Ask Mr. Clinton. He's been educated and, heaven help us, so have we. |
Ketchuplover | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:36 pm     Who's on first? |
Car54 | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:36 pm     And we have seen Eric's cigar. |
Pirate | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:36 pm     I hope he washed his hands. |
Goddessatlaw | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:41 pm     And where's Gerry while all this is going on? Doesn't he sleep in the next bed? Eewww!!! |
Car54 | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:41 pm     This brings a whole new meaning to Eric's banana, doesn't it? |
Kmjm | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:43 pm     What Eric just said to Roddy was that he told the diary room 3rd base when he SHOULD have said 2nd base. He was embarrased that he had implied that more went on than really did. He then went and apologized to Lisa for it. She wasn't too concerned. |
Floresmama | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:43 pm     Well I guess it depends on your age and area of the country you are from. But for my age group(older than dirt) and being from the West third base involves manual manipulation of the lower part of the body. On my baseball field nothing oral is involved except kissing which is first base. |
Floresmama | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:45 pm     No what he said to Roddy is that he shouldn't have been truthful with the DR like he was. That he should have lied and told them it was just second. |
Bastable | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:48 pm     I thought they had a basketball court. |
Tabbyking | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:48 pm     so roddy's on third? well, who's on first? what? there is no what! does this all sound like deja vu? |
Kuchi | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:49 pm     I understood like floresmama said. He should have lied instead of saying third. he told lisa and she was ok with it. |
Oregonfire | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 08:55 pm     Eric just made a crude joke about pretending on the feeds that he is getting a, um, first word sounds like ham, second word a synonym for career. Sorry if that's too cryptic but I don't want to get moded. |
Pirate | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:05 pm     Stay tuned in sports fans. See if Eric slides into home plate this week on your favorite channel at BB3 TV. |
Mark13 | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:12 pm     I think the definition of 3rd base in today's (post-Clinton) world is oral activities. What used to be third base, touching inside the clothes, is now somewhere between 2nd and 3rd. You might call it "short stop" (which is kinda appropriate when you think about it. J) |
Wcv63 | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:21 pm     Dang. They went and changed the rules on me and this was the only sport I thought I had covered. |
Kaili | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:23 pm     Boy oh boy- I am clueless. Without getting too graphic, what is second then? If first is kissing and third is oral? What is sex then? Is that a home run? I obviously have heard all these terms before, but never used them and was never really clear on their definitions. |
Wcv63 | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:26 pm     Well in my world, First base is kissing, 2nd is above the waist, 3rd below the waist and a homerun is intercourse. However, sounds like they changed the rules and mine are outdated. |
Oregonfire | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:27 pm     In my neck of the woods third base is everything but the deed itself. Second base is under the clothes and the underclothes (I feel like a nun trying to describe this in 1950s terms). First base is under the shirt, and over the underthings, but mainly kissing. Below the belt is somewhere between second and third. We had this all figured out in ninth grade, in case you couldn't tell. |
Trulyscrumtious | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:27 pm     Kaili - Yep, actual sex is a homer (home run), lol.  |
Wink | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:39 pm     So what's a "base on balls"? |
Pirate | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 09:48 pm     So what was Eric's reasoning to lie? Was it to save Lisa's reputation by saying he only made it to second? He is a firefighter after all and use to saving things. |