Not-supposed-to-be-funny-but-hilarious HG lines from 7/24 show
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Not-supposed-to-be-funny-but-hilarious HG lines from 7/24 show
Sobaditsgood | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 06:52 am     On last night's show there were a couple of lines uttered by HG's with completely straight faces that literally made me laugh. An emotional Chiara, musing that she can see through Amy and is worried about Amy zeroing in on Roddy, describes Amy thus: "She's a boyfriend stealer." This from the woman who had an affair with a quasimarried man. Har! The other comment on last night's show that made me laugh out loud: The girls (minus Amy) pow wow in one of the bedrooms gossiping about Amy and Tonya gets all tuff 'n bad and says how she just hopes Amy doesn't ask *her* how she feels because she'll just have to tell her what she really thinks. Finally, to sum it all up Vegas-eloquent style, Tonya says of Amy: "I think she's fake." !!!!!!! ***Tonya thinks someone in the house is fake.*** Tonya, who goes on and on about how much she luuvvvs Vegas, perhaps the most artificial city in these United States. Tonya, who has had more bodywork than anyone this side of Cher. Tonya, who thinks it's a sign of superiority to wear clothing with someone ELSE'S name plastered all of it. Oh man, these folks are too much. Comedians! |
Nutsy | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 07:44 am     *LOL* Yep, Tonya wins the prize - the look on my hubby's face when she said that was priceless! |
Pagal | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 08:01 am     Tonya's comment cracked me up too! Maybe AS does know what he's doing. |
Bbrock | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 08:04 am     I agree, Tonya wins the Booby Prize for that...sorry I couldn't resist. |
Floresmama | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 08:16 am     I also laughed out loud at Tonya when she said that but I started roaring when just after she said that Danielle got up and walked alongside thoses windows/two way mirrors along that wall and she wiped her hands down both of her own breasts and had a really funny look on her face. The translation of which looked to be "the pot calling the kettle black" it was priceless if you have it on tape go back and take a look it was very subtle but definitely there. |
Orwellsvision | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 09:21 am     LOL! I also got a kick out of Tonya's comment about Amy being "fake"!! Talk about irony! |
Kstme | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:13 am     I haven't posted except one time in the BB3 area and it was about the same thing...NOT EVERYONE in Vegas is like Tonya!! NONE of the people I know are like Tonya! NONE of my friends have had face-lifts, tummy tucks OR boob jobs! As with ANY town...there are those who "do" and those who "don't!" I've lived here for 11 years and can almost count on one hand the number of times I've been to the Strip. My husband doesn't go to the strip clubs nor does he think a "trophy wife" is important! WE ARE LIKE ANY OTHER CITY ANYWHERE if you go just inches away from the glitz!! Both my husband and daughter work at casinos, but they DON'T LIVE THERE! IT'S A JOB! OK...I'm done! |
Fanny | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:22 am     LOL Kstme...great rant! I have relatives in Vegas, have visited many times, and it's almost as though the strip & casinos are an afterthought for the locals; my people there hardly give them a thought, much less frequent visits! I co-sign ya!!!! |
Sobaditsgood | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:31 am     Er... Kstme, I'm the one who said Vegas was 'perhaps the most artificial city' in the country and I'd like to clarify something, in hopes of preventing you from bursting a blood vessel. I too have relatives who live in/near Vegas. They are not 'artificial' people. When I spoke of the city being artificial, that's exactly what I meant: literally down to the phony building facades, it's "invented" to a much greater extent than other cities. And I actually DO believe there are probably more "fake" types of people, too, there than in many places if only because it goes with much of the industry atmosphere there... and this is not necessarily an insult, please note; many people flock to Vegas and spend lots of tourist $$$$ exactly BECAUSE so much there presents a fantastical/illusory ("fake") vibe. It's escapism raised to a high art (or low art, depending on your personal taste). From stuff Tonya has said about why she loves Vegas so much, my impression - and maybe it's distorted - is that it's exactly this aspect that appeals to her, as she is all about appearance and what something "seems" to be rather than what it actually is.. this is for instance why she places so much value on designer things and attempting to "perfect" her body, etc. Just my impressions, again. But NOT intended as a reflection on the average resident of Las Vegas. |
Crossfire | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:38 am     In other words, vegas is what a desert looks like when it gets a boob job. |
Nutsy | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 11:05 am     LOL Crossfire! Thanks, I needed that! |
Bob2112 | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 12:16 pm     Nice summary, Crossfire!  |
Snee | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 03:13 pm     ooh, a clapping smiley! snees are easily amused. |
Kstme | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 03:39 pm     Crossfire...and...most the boobs here are implants...err...I mean imports... Sobad...I DO understand what your saying and it's true. It's just that "sometimes" it feels like Vegans get picked on because someone put a hotel in the desert and a slot machine in that hotel. Then some guy brought someone other than his wife to this town and before you knew...Sin City was here! IMHO, Tonya perpetuates and typifies what I feel, for the most part, is part of the "myth" of this city. If Tonya had been from LA, I'm sure LA would have been bashed the same way. Why is the song "Barbie Girl" by Aqua running through my head all day??? |
Mystery | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 04:05 pm     Kstme, the same song is going through my head! I finally figured out it's because I saw it today in a headline on cnn.com in the Section highlights: Law section on the front page. A court of appeals ruled that the song is protected free speech (ruling against Mattel). Anyway it's not as annoying as when my brother emailed me during World Cup soccer after Germany's victory and the subject of his email was "Deutschland Uber Alles" and I had THAT song in my head for like 3 days. And I was wondering, "why do I even KNOW this song???" |
Kstme | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 04:13 pm     LOL...Mystery Whoohooo...go Aqua! Glad they won! |
Mystery | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 04:33 pm     And now I have that darn German anthem in my head again. On the plus side, I bet if I were in the house I would be allowed to hum it (it's got to be out of copyright, doesn't it?) I shudder to think of the comments that would be made here when (or "if," since I am not very musical) people figured out what I was humming. |
Needmylifeback | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 05:15 pm     I learned the German anthem in my 7th grade German class...and now it's in my head! (We won't say how many decades ago that was!) - Why oh why did I open this thread???? |
Mystery | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 05:17 pm     Sorry Need! Here's a catchy song to replace it. Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war.... |
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