Archive through July 25, 2002
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Archive through July 25, 2002
Donut | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 01:13 am     Sorry , i am late coming to this thread, so i will have to run the scenes together into an indy film short documentary live action trailer: Trailer begins with FOTH and you hear a booming voice-over by James Earl Jones:"IN A WORLD...where monkeys fly out of houseguests butts!... Scene 1.) Eric and Lisa-- no dialogue, just violins playing the theme from 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" Scene 2) Eric in yard--"LISA! i thought you said that suppository you put in there wouldn't start working for at least ten minutes!" 3.) Joshes face--"omg! i just got hit in the eye by a monkey flying out of eric's butt!" 4.) Gerry looking wistful--"why do they always leave me out? Why don't i ever get to have anyones butt monkeys fly in MY face?" 5.) Gerry and Eric--- " Wait! Mr. Monkey!, Pleeeze come out and fly in MY face!..some of my best friends are butt monkeys.." 6.) Chi and Josh--"Omg josh! how did a monkey get lodged in THERE?? the end. watch for Return of the Butt Monkeys coming soon to a front of the house near you... |
Donut | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 01:18 am     mr.weiner, i knew i'd find you here!! (whoops, i just realized that my message to you makes a darn good caption as well...) |
Tabbyking | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 12:53 pm     donut!!!!! shame on you!! but funny....oh, so funny! also, now i know how they make the donut holes... |
Whit4you | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:22 pm     LOL dunno how I missed this thread it's one of the best ever Keep up the great work peeps (I'll start adding my 2 cents now that I know this thread is here Could you guys start numbering them so we can respond to ones we miss... (like make the next one Photo 10....or whatever) |
Emjaycue | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:38 pm     This would be #7: Caption Photo #7:
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Delilah | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:44 pm     Lessons in felatio part 1 M -See, you have to work it slowly from top to bottom, make a little sucking action... C -Wow, Marcellas, you are good at that.... I am going to have to practice on Roddy T- Hehe Marcellas, I have had more practice than you, pass me that banana, I am from Vegas you know! |
Zeyna | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 03:45 pm     C: I can do better than that Marcellas |
Aerojunki | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:28 pm     There's a bugger on my finger take it off take it off.
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Foh4ever | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:35 pm     Chiara and Josh... Chiara: "Are you SURE you have one??" |
Aerojunki | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:36 pm     It's this or PB&J |
Ophiliasgrandma | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:38 pm     Awww! Please try one more time...I just know you'll learn how to snap your fingers. Please don't give up now that you are so close to success. |
Aerojunki | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:49 pm     *Marcellas*..Dang girl friend, this house is so boring I'm playing games with Yoda!
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Aerojunki | Wednesday, July 24, 2002 - 04:52 pm     Lets try this again!
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Sanfranjoshfan | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 12:36 am     How about this one?
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Sanfranjoshfan | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 01:35 am     Dance for me monkey boy!, |
Urgrace | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 02:08 am     #1 "It's a new thing, reading the bumps on butts - you are Not going to Win!" #2 Eric - "Look! I could play the role of King Kong!" #3 Josh - "I got more than an eyeful of Tonya's boobs." #4 Gerry - "My Playgirl Pose" #5 Gerry (with Eric) - "Wedgie!" #6 KiKi and Josh - "Where is it?" #7 Marcellas - "This tastes funny." #8 Eric - "This is the hand that Gerry touched. I'd better go wash it." #9 Gerry to Mar - "...then he said 'You have two black nephews' and I didn't know what to do!" #10 Josh - "Out dam* spot!" |
C1mag | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 02:46 am     1) Lisa to eric: " Now just lay still, I know I put that Head of Household key somewhere...." 2) Eric: "Grrrrrrrrr ... Tonyas boobies are heavier to lift than I thought." 3) Josh: " Yeow!! Chi Chi watch the teeth." 4) Gerry: " Who's your daddy?" 5) Gerry to Eric: "Holy crap Eric, I can't get it out!!" 6) Chiara to Josh: " Hurry... Fast... Whip it out!" 7) Marcellus to Chi and T" "Pay attention ladies ... This is what you call a real no gag reflex" 8) Eric: "Screw the pb&j this booger looks damn good!" 9) Macellus to himself: "I don't even know what this white pest is saying to me anymore." 10) "I don't see anything wrong with Hardys toothbrush, it works just fine!" |
Aerojunki | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 06:27 am     Is that a camera..Is the internet people watching Big Daddy shower?
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Oregonfire | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 06:28 am     Don't go into the light, Gerry! Don't go into the light! |
Theowl | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 07:20 am     ohhhh Ohhhhh OHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!
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Shadowkat | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 09:50 am     I said "beam me up Scotty". I wonder why it didn't work? |
Draheid | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:02 am     'Oh solo mia' in a Pavarotti(sp?) sort of voice... |
Bbrock | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:06 am     "Chicken George, beam me up, PLEASE!!" |
Jkm | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:12 am     Yes, God, 10 Comandments, eh? |
Bernie | Thursday, July 25, 2002 - 10:16 am     Goldarn it, those frickin' ants get everywhere! |
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