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Wadsters

Monday, September 09, 2002 - 03:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Scorpionmoon Tuesday Sept 9 02:51pm in the Best One Liners for Boards Posters:
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I have to do it. Post #100! Yay!
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"I couldn't resist....The devil made me do it..:)

Scorpiomoon

Monday, September 09, 2002 - 03:46 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wadsters: LOL! You cracked me up. :)

Richardfan

Monday, September 09, 2002 - 03:53 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Woodpecke® in "Marcellus Is On A Hunger Strike?"


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He better eat. If he doesn't, he'll get mean and nasty and start saying crude and negative things about the other players.


Fluffybbw

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted by Goddessatlaw on Note to Self- Things I will not do when I am on BB.
Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:01 am
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I will not ride the lazy susan unless there's a male houseguest riding it with me. (Hey, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly).

Chiparock

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 01:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted by Sanfranjoshfan on "Note to self: Things I will not do when I am on BB":

1. Breathe.

(I would only enter that fishbowl loony bin "over my dead body!")

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That one REALLY had me ROFLPIMP!!

Seamonkey

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 02:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
on live feed posts the HG are listing catch phrases for BB.. like Perception is everything..

and I cannot find the thread for HG one-liners so here it is..

this was my favorite..


a: How do you spell decoy?
M: D-E-C-O-Y Amy gosh <laughs> No!! it's A-M-Y

Chiparock

Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 06:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
It's a lot more than one line, but it's one of the funniest posts ever (it also is the start of a fun new thread):
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PENPOINT
Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 03:16 pm
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BB3 Devil's Food Cake
(also known as "Bashing Pudding")

INGREDIENTS

--1 box of Danielle brand Devil's Food cakemix
--3 cups of Marcellas bitters
--1 bag of grated Amy cheese
--1 teaspoon of Essence of Lisa
--2 lbs of Jason brand sugar, caramelized

DIRECTIONS

Empty the box of Danielle cakemix into a large bowl and let it set until it starts bashing evited house guests.

Dump in the three cups of Marcellas bitters and stir lightly until you hear wild vitriolic shrieks. At this point the cakemix will start to bubble and get really excited. It's eyes will start to bulge.

Slowly fold in the grated Amy cheese until the consistency of the slurred and elongated syllables turns into gales of cackling. Caution, if the cheese starts sobbing, immediately drain off the tears.

Next add the Essence of Lisa for palate-refreshing breathiness. Note that occasionally this ingredient turns sour, but it is of little consequence.

As the above ingredients are added and the bashing beomes more intense, be prepared for the cake mix to reach high levels of orgasm as it calls out to the devil.

Now pour the Jason caramelized sugar into the bottom of a large baking pan. Add the rest of the mixed ingredients on top and allow the sugar's saccharine sweetness to ooze up through the mix.

Finally, listen to the cacophony of gleeful shrieks and laughter until you are depressed, disgusted, or bored. Then turn off the live feeds.

Jmm

Wednesday, September 11, 2002 - 08:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the Late Nite Social Club Thread

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Earthmother Tuesday, September 10, 2002 - 11:01 pm

The only thing I get out of back to school night is that after I meet the parents I say "Well that explains it"...lol


Emt911

Thursday, September 12, 2002 - 09:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking, on who should emcee BB4

Tom Arnold. They can call it "The best damn 'poor sports' show, period."

Chiparock

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 08:06 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny, in her live feed summary for 9/11 (only she can get away with humor on that day):

"Jason remembers that today is a day for showing his patriotism and dons his flag boxers. Bunny is sure she saw something in them salute, so she salutes back. Even the tiniest creature should stand at attention when the American flag passes by."

Tee hee! (We need a Bunny clipart wearing an evil grin!)

Ruditoo

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 08:27 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I love this thread

Pamy

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 09:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Bunny is the best. Please go to the Bunny thread and tell her how much you like the summaries. I know many of us read them but few have left messages letting her know how great she is. click below to leave a message for Bunny
Bunny's live feed summaries

Chiparock

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 09:48 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Good idea! I'll do that right now.

Woodpecke®

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A real gem from Tobor!


Tobor7
Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:39 pm
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(Ok, the PC version)

One PB&J sandwich- $1.29

One warm, flat Citrona- $3.99

One vintage designer dress shirt- $189.00

One hand-painted Gnome named Boo on ebay- $9.99

The cost of not using POV- $500,000

The facial expression when you realize that you've been totally played-

PRICELESS

Cricket

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 07:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh gosh, Bunny's post about Jason's patriot boxers should win the best 'one liners' for the thread. She is just hysterical!

I also really liked Goddessatlaw's remark about the lazy susan. LOL!

Turner97

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 07:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
from the Dani should NOT perm her hair thread:


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Moderator
Friday, September 13, 2002 - 06:03 pm
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OMG, For cryin' out loud, is this really worth a file lock?


Wendo

Saturday, September 14, 2002 - 09:57 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted by Eden in the "Fearless Forecast: Dani will win it all!" thead:

"Lisa doesn't deserve to win the game any more than the sofa in the living room. It has been in the house the whole time too, and played the game about as astutely!"

Soda came shooting out of my nose on this one!

Punkin

Saturday, September 14, 2002 - 10:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This was just said today by Whit4you:

"Your clueless and couldn't get a clue if you were in the middle of a herd of horney clues in the middle of clue mating season covered in clue musk."
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I'm still chuckling.

Heyltslori

Monday, September 16, 2002 - 08:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From Seamonkey in the LFP's :)

No change.. lizards reading tiny Bible, turning tiny pages. Praying that the teeth-grinding humanoid won't hurt them

Kellirippa

Monday, September 16, 2002 - 09:17 am EditMoveDeleteIP
By Pesto in the: Questions you would ask Lisa in AC ~

Lisa, How do you feel about Eric and Chiara dating each other outside of the house now?

Mak1

Monday, September 16, 2002 - 09:43 am EditMoveDeleteIP
These 2 made me LOL for a while! Following Twkltz425 comment that one article now lists Marcellas' age as 21.

Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:26 pm
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Blossumtree: LOL, Twnkltz425. maybe we should call the doctors, another few weeks and he'll be a fetus.

Soon followed by Sanfranjoshman's: Quick, somebody grab a condom....maybe we can keep him from ever being conceived!

Bbfreak

Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 08:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted by Ellenkats in the BB3 Word court thread:

MoanaLisa -- just say 'hi' and she moans

ROFL

Bigfan

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 12:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason: I feel we've been very respectful... I feel like my grandfather could watch any of this... (ed: must be a pretty prgressive grandpa!)

I had to laugh at this note about Jason grandpa by HeyItslori on 9-19 1:07am live feeds

Luvhubby

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 01:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
The Amy Crews Support Group, posting by Draheid...
m'II'm nevEEven gnipeeKKeeping yMMy seyEEyes dessorCCrossed tuBBut tIIt eruSSure sekaMMakes tIIt draHHard oTTo daeRRead dnAAnd tsoPPost nOOn sihTThis draoBBoard! loLLol!

I had to copy and paste that one..hope it is ok...LOL I sure couldn't type all that! still crossed eyed from it..Geeeeezzzz TY Draheid! I need some Tylonal now..I sure have a headache..lol

Observer_X

Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 09:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
On Amy greeting her dog before greeting her mom after second eviction...

Bastable
Thursday, September 19, 2002 - 09:12 pm
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If Amy's mom were the one jumping up and down, pee-pee puddling on the floor, it would have turned out differently.