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TV ClubHouse: Archive: Archive TWO: Best One Liners for Board Posters: Archive through September 09, 2002

Earthmother

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:52 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't beg Costacat it's not attractive..lol

Costacat

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 07:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pfft! How d'ya think my knees get calloused? Oh, wait. Don't EVEN go there!

Reader234

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 08:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
ROFLOLPIMP....AGAIN

Well what ya know, costacat and Earthmother, wonder what would happen to my computer screen when you 2 team up!!

Observerx

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 08:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Goddessatlaw
Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 08:16 pm
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I'm kind of hoping Dani starts feeling sick, makes a run for it, projectile hurls in front of herself and then slides right through it on her *ss. And then whizzes herself while she's laying on the floor thinking about what just happened to her on internet feed. It's just a fantasy that I have. Don't mind me. If it helps, I wish the same thing would happen to Roddy.

OK, not exactly a one-liner, but I found it hilarious.

Kellee

Tuesday, September 03, 2002 - 09:15 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Blossumtree from the How sheltered is Lisa?? thread

"canadian bacon is bacon you forget is there until it goes bad."

damn I nearly choked on my Labatt's with that one....*giggle*...

Jkm

Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 06:38 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From Wendo in the Amy....BB's sacrificial Lamb

But, golly, Amy changes moods like I change underwear.

Jkm

Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 08:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
bump... because I thought it was that funny!

:>)

Woodpecke®

Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 04:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Many of us spend a lot of time attempting to figure out what will happen next in this crazy game. Others take a more casual approach....


Bigd
Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 01:12 pm
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I like to look at Roddy. I really like to look at Roddy. I will be very sad to have that taken from me. Anybody that can make as good of a "Chewbaca" sound as he can has got to be fun. Did I mention I really like to look at him?

Sbeachy

Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 07:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Marci just said..." I swore when I came in here, I would NOT be the angry black man, or the crying homosexual...Now I'm Bunky and Monica rolled into one"!!!! Way tooo funny!

(oops, sorry wrong thread. But it's still way to funny!)

Deedee

Thursday, September 05, 2002 - 08:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From Csnog regarding Roddy leaving

He got outsmarted by a street smart nasty woman with a virgin in her pocket.

Bernie

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 02:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just thought this needed a Bump.

Costacat

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 07:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Bumping again... just cause Bernie did earlier! <grin>

Whit4you

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 07:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
SO are we all being lazy or has nobody said anything funny in the past three days??

Costacat

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 07:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
How's about a little of both, Whit?

Earthmother

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 07:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We're on recess...

Draheid

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 07:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
We've all been nominated and YOU are HoT (Head of Threads, don't get any ideas!!!) so who goes and who stays??? :O

Bernie

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 08:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't look at me, I'm not sayin' nuttin! ;-)

Blossumtree

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 08:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
well,i've been trying to provide ya'll with some wacky zingers but the moderators keep deletin' 'em. :)

Whit4you

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 08:09 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Blossum - I'd post that one in the Best one liners thread but uh I think it's already here!

Mags3

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 09:12 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Sorry, this is from hg Amy herself (posted by strawberry 9/7 - and maybe others, but hers stood out)

A-Everything I learned I didn't know.

I lost it when I read that, lol

Heyltslori

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 09:21 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted in the live feeds this morning by Seamonkey...

4 sleepers sleeping
3 in the tiki
2 lizards lounging
and
an HOH in the W Ceeeeee!

Marcellasfan

Saturday, September 07, 2002 - 09:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the lovely Mollywood...

Its time for the gay mafia to come and take that boy out...hes the fredo of the gay mafia.

Made me spit out my coffee

Draheid

Sunday, September 08, 2002 - 12:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the Why doesn't anyone just say to Danielle when she makes an accusation,"Can you prove that?" thread...


Quote:

Earthmother Sunday, September 08, 2002 - 07:46 am

Hold that plane!!!Amy, Lisa and Marc need an overweight limit sticker for their baggage.


Jan

Monday, September 09, 2002 - 02:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
What555456 Monday, September 09, 2002 - 02:38 pm HOW CLOSE IS THE
FIRE TOO THE HOUSE????


unless they decide to blame Amy for
the fire or people on here blame Dani for starting it just to
further her cause! <g>

Scorpiomoon

Monday, September 09, 2002 - 02:51 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I have to do it. Post #100! Yay!