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Archive through August 18, 2002 25   08/18 11:01pm
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Archive through September 03, 2002 25   09/03 07:42pm
Archive through September 09, 2002 25   09/09 02:51pm
Archive through September 19, 2002 25   09/19 09:36pm

Deedee

Friday, September 20, 2002 - 12:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From "Who actually DESERVES to win??"
Zachsmom said:
"I deserve to win!! I put up with them all summer."

Flyonthwall

Friday, September 20, 2002 - 01:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From: Return of things I need to complain about thread:


Quote:

Cindyluvsroddy wrote:
"I would like to make a complaint to my gynecologist about sending me a postcard in the mail - stating that i am do for another check-up - and to thank him now that my Mailman knows my business ... lol "




ROFLMBO...thank you Cindy! Now we all know, but it was well worth a huge LOL!!

Ministryoftruth

Friday, September 20, 2002 - 05:07 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Wondering what kind of HOH contest they came up with that Dani couldn't throw . . .

Wrat1010
Friday, September 20, 2002 - 02:50 pm
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Perhaps it's a bashing challenge?

Llkoolaid
Friday, September 20, 2002 - 02:56 pm
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She would never win a bashing challenge on this board.

Bbfreak

Saturday, September 21, 2002 - 07:39 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Zeyna's reply to C1 in the AMY is in Chat Now Thread :
C1: <PP> Roddy is there now dictating questions from fans to Amy
Zeyna: C1, Roddy is in control of the internet now, you will soon be assimilated

Richardfan

Sunday, September 22, 2002 - 12:39 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tabbyking in "If Dani were a guy"

...her husband might have a teeny problem with it!

Scorpiomoon

Sunday, September 22, 2002 - 10:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Just read this by Ziggystardust:

"...and don't you think they should pay-per-view this "mindblowing" cast party???"

LOL!

Woodpecke®

Monday, September 23, 2002 - 07:11 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Litafreak, in the "Safehouse for non-Dani fans".


Monday, September 23, 2002 - 06:58 am "Dani is
playing Monopoly with her children.... the oldest one cheats and says "this is how mommy plays games

Northstar

Monday, September 23, 2002 - 02:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
John 32070, in "EPILOGUE - HGs 30 Years From Now" Sun, Sept. 22 @5:14

Marcellas still thinks he's beautiful

Bbfreak

Monday, September 23, 2002 - 08:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok SO it's several lines, but this is the BEST FOTH Post YET!
Posted in LIVE FEEDS by Charleymano:

FOTH is looking particularly lovely as the sun sinks further into the west. The pot of flowers in the far side of th eporch is bathed in a reddish glow, while the "things" that dangle off the porch roof give out a festive mosaic of cherry, lavender, with touches of aqua greenery. The steps gleam golden while all is peaceful at the Front Of The House.

Fluffybbw

Tuesday, September 24, 2002 - 06:35 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From Earthmother in the Amy has forgiven Marc. thread: Tuesday, September 24, 2002 - 06:18 am
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If Marc's head was spinnin' and he was spittin' pea soup in her cheese Amy would forgive him!!

Great visual!

Fluffybbw

Tuesday, September 24, 2002 - 02:06 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This from Silksmoke in the the Fantasy Thread: Amy Having Twins. . .
Tuesday, September 24, 2002 - 01:54 pm
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Danielle not married, Javier and kids are out of work actors being paid scale.

Lori gets job as anger management counselor.

Josh now sports a goatee that resembles and entire ensemble.

Roddy joins the Trappist Monks and takes vow of silence.

Eric caught on surveillance tape in mall saying "HI" to every female passing by.

Amy creates havoc after cutting the cheese near an open flame.

All of this is great, but I think the Eric "story" is hilarious!!!

Lumbele

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 11:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
From Bastable in the Possible Legal Problems:

This is pure conspiracy theory, and quarter-baked conspiracy theory at that.

ROFLAMO

Dreamweaver

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 12:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Posted by Pesto on "Burning Questions for tonight"

"Who invented liquid soap and why?"

Had to key my screen on that one.

Babsbunny3

Wednesday, September 25, 2002 - 01:18 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
From the live feeds, I can't help it this cracked me the he!! up. Not a dis, I actually like Roddy. Poster was helping identify ppl at FOTH


Person with bald spot is Roddy.