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Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 06:59 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
gbrofan
Friday, August 18, 2000 - 07:22 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I'm sorry if this has already been posted. I tried to check first I swear! I was reading on the Big Brother web site about Eddie's redroom conversation after Karen was banished. He told Big Brother he wasn't surprised Jamie nominated Karen and went on to say that "a smile is nothing but teeth in here."

Dee
Friday, August 18, 2000 - 08:44 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I thought that was great too! You know, all of Eddie's avoidance of Jamie might not have much to do with attraction but the fact that he can see through her -- keeps nominating her, doesn't he?

Egbok77
Friday, August 18, 2000 - 10:40 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Just an FYI - Eddie's nominations so far have been 1) Jordan/Mega 2) Jordan/Curtis & 3) Jaime/Curtis

Lisa
Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 08:46 am [Click here to edit this post]

My favourite Eddie quote is him yelling at Karen "f***ing HATER". He's hillarious. He has a plan on voting strategy that he talked about to Brit very early into the show. As far as I know, he's following it to a tee.

Dee
Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 08:49 am [Click here to edit this post]

sorry Egbok77 -- you are right. He just keeps talking about nominating her, but only did this last time. [:)]

Ororo
Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 01:10 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Lisa- what was Eddie's voting strategy?

Eddie may be crude--just like Survivor's Rudy--but he's keeping it real! All this "Kum Bye Yah"/We're all one big happy family stuff is a genuine as a rubber check.

Tatianna
Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 07:28 pm [Click here to edit this post]

IMO this quote tops anything that Eddie has said to date (and he has had some great ones!)

In reference to him winning the daily challenge on 08/19 and getting a massage in the Red Room. This is what he said when he came out:

Eddie: "You can tell Julie Chen that if this her idea of a f-ing very special reward she can kiss my *ss."

Apparantly it was a pretty bad massage! Read about it in the Live Feeds! I still chuckle reading about it!

Boogie
Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 09:08 pm [Click here to edit this post]

that IS funny.... god, Eddie has some great quotes. compared to my memory, he's a genius... how does he remember all of those quotes? he's usually right about who said it, too... when did he learn all this? i don't know any of it and i'm 29... he's an educated guy, and I respect that...

I hope Eddie wins... "don't write checks that your ass can't check!" to Chiquita

Werlosrs
Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 10:10 pm [Click here to edit this post]

In regards to Eddie's quote about teeth...
Anyone remember when Britt was crying, again, and she asked Eddie to explain why he told Jamie he would date her on the outside and yet told Britt that girls like Jamie are a dime a dozen? He said (paraphrase) 'one of those statements was true and one was a lie and its your job to figure it out.' Well, I've been trying to figure it out and it seems that the lie was the one told to Jamie. What do you think? If so, then Eddie is not just "on to" Jamie, he also has a plan of how to handle her. Hmmmmm.....

p.s. Eddie Rocks!

Nightowl
Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 04:29 am [Click here to edit this post]

After the terrible massage Eddie was talking about how the wrestling challange was designed to set Eddie at a disadvantage.(Revealing a weakness etc.)
A classic Eddie quote:
"Why dont you just make us do the hokey pokey? You put your right foot in. You put your left foot in.
-- Oh I guess Eddie's out!"
It was hilarious. [:)]

Glass
Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 12:02 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Nightowl - I missed that one. Thanks - I about peed in my pants. ROFLMAO <file:///C:/BBFC/clipart/proud.gif>

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ricmunoz
Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 04:06 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Boogie: The correct quote about the checks is "Don't write checks your ass can't CASH." And while Eddie made the line a funny one by uttering it to the dog, it was William (during the first week of the show) who tossed the line, dripping with undisguised contempt, at Brittany. I think Eddie was just mocking William to get a laugh out of the HGs by directing William's incendiary quote at a "safe" target: the defenseless dog.

Zelda
Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 11:42 pm [Click here to edit this post]

TeeCee just put this in the live feeds ...

Josh now outside, joking that it's actually a psych experiment, there are no cameras. Just psychologists. Ed saying he would grab a baseball bat and kill.
"Professor Jockstrap was found dead today. A trail of only right footprints found leading from his body."

Stupidlyhappy
Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 11:45 pm [Click here to edit this post]

"You can buy your friends, but I'll hate you for free."

Well, okay, so he didn't say it. But he should.

Coo
Monday, August 21, 2000 - 12:33 am [Click here to edit this post]

"A best friend is someone who knows everything about you, but likes you."

Pondscumtmp
Monday, August 21, 2000 - 12:54 am [Click here to edit this post]

OK, it's not all Eddie but this really cracked me up... courtesy of TeeCee in Live Feeds:

Eddie went into the RR and complained about the guy who wakes them up in the morning. He said "You tell that f*cker I think he's a d*ckhead." The RR guy said "Okay I'll tell that f*cker for you."

I wish I wasn't stuck behind a firewall on a computer without a soundcard [:(] I really appreciate the live feed transcripts.

Max
Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 05:56 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Eddie and Cass dancing. Talk of when they are going to have the live show. Eddie says he doesn't care, it'll happen when it happens. Cass says he doesn't have to care, but the gals have to worry about their shiny noses.

Eddie: "What do you mean I don't have to worry about an oily face!? I'm 21, I've got f***ing OPEC on my face!!!"

Too funny! Cass laughed and he told her he knew she'd get that one 'cause she's smart. Guess he didn't think some of the other HGs would get it. [:)]

Janine
Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 06:09 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Jamie would say...Hmm.. I've never heard of that brand!! LOL

Lucinda
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 09:26 am [Click here to edit this post]

My favorite Eddie quote was when he told Jamie that she should take her suggestions and wipe her a** with them. The kid's language is so blue. But he does have a way with words.

Sparky
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 09:29 am [Click here to edit this post]

Yesterday, Eddie was on the toilet with other HGs in the bathroom area. He said for the others to hear: "My sphincter must have stage fright."

Cracked me up.

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:00 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Spaga
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 09:39 am [Click here to edit this post]

"I'm thinking maybe this reward might be like shock treatments" (referring to what Jamie's reward might be.

Slh
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 09:51 am [Click here to edit this post]

I think Rich's win on Survivor last night has huge implications for the HGs. Rich proves you can be in the game for the win right from the start; that you can be up front about that; that you can singlemindedly pursue that goal and develop strategy(ies) to achieve that; and still win. Of big import to me was noting that none of the Survivor final four got there just by being nicey nice and wanting to have a good time and bond and find themselves.

Obviously the HGs aren't watching Survivor to learn this. But the lesson is still there. Anybody who isn't playing - hard - to win that cash prize is going to fall by the wayside, to be content with their self discoveries and thin wallets.

Eddie's maintained from the start that he is there to win the CASH, he has big medical bills and he's in this to WIN. He's not made any secret of this, nor any bones about it. I don't know that he did the front end homework that Rich did on Survivor; I also don't know if he's formulated as concrete strategies as Rich did; but he does seem to have some plan in mind that he seems to be sticking to. I'm not sure any of the other HGs except Bikini have demonstrated as much single mindedness in pursuing the win, or have given as much thought to strategy.

Willow
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 10:03 am [Click here to edit this post]

But there's a HUGE difference.

If the general public had been voting, Rich would have been out in the first few weeks. Scheming and strategizing is effective in the context of the small group itself, but it hurts you when other people witness it from a distance.

Jujubean
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 12:56 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Eddie said something else that made me crack up a week or two ago. They were going to do the dawn BBQ again, the night of the roast and they asked Eddie if he would participate. His response,
"If I were on Jeopardy I wouldn't p*ss in Alex Trebek's face."

Nance
Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 01:29 pm [Click here to edit this post]

My favorite Eddie line is don't let that dog get ahold of one of them chickens,because I ain't stoppin no challenge to save a chicken I will sit and eat tonight after winning the challenge lmao

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:01 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oldfart
Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:30 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Like many of you, I'm bummed out about George getting away with it so far. However, for levity, I'd like to change the subject just a bit.

I think everyone agrees that Eddie's come up with some great one-liners. Early this morning, before the board went down, Curtis uttered the following gems I thought were priceless:

(from the live feeds)

Curt: Too bad we're not on a cooler network..like NBC.

(after some thought)

Curt: Thank God this is not a FOX show.

Amellia
Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:38 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Two days ago Brit, Josh, Curtis and Eddie were saying that Jamie had been going in the red room alot.

Curtis piped in: "That's because she has to talk for both faces!"

Priceless!

And what about when they were talking about the plane with the George/Brit banner?


Curtis said to a few of them that mabey George was trashing Brit in the red room.

Fifi
Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 09:35 pm [Click here to edit this post]

What about when Brit was trying to justify her worth in the house saying she does do house chores. She says she does the dishes alot.

Curtis: you do foreplay disguised as dishes!

Of course, how can we forget when Curtis told Jordan to "suck it up and deal" when Jordan was complaining about being nominated.

I have more but can't think of them at the moment.

Alfredo
Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:12 am [Click here to edit this post]

When they were in one of the bedrooms as a group, complaining about the control BB had over them, Curtis looked over at Pugita and said, "But we have a hostage."

Nishy
Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:25 am [Click here to edit this post]

After he was chosen smartest HG and after his team chose an answer different from the one he suggested in the "most...." challenge:

"Always pick the smartest guy's answer!"

Zelda
Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:14 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Courtesy of Snave and the Live feeds...

Eddie has woken up and wanders blearily into the kitchen and says "It smells like *ss in here." (nearly making me choke on my pistachio nut)

Curtis says it's probably because George is making Butt Bread.

Bb1234
Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:41 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Courtesy of KitMyPet in aol...

Josh said he liked that Brit wears the same kind of underwear he does.

Curtis: Oh, you wear panties?

Downehill
Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 06:13 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Or when playing the "Moment of Truth" quiz show, when Jamie was picked as most loyal...Curtis said "except for that Karen thing".

Sammy
Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:37 pm [Click here to edit this post]

How about his version of 'Lord of the Dance' ?? Too funny!

Only he could bring it off!

Downehill
Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:41 pm [Click here to edit this post]

From the live feeds section:

jam goes over to curt, touches head: wow! your head's so hot!
curt: i'm a hot head!

Bb1234
Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:45 pm [Click here to edit this post]

From live feed section...

Jamie wants to put the dog out. They can smell that she's passing gas, and it's fairly unpleasant.

Eddie says that it smells like him.

Cass: She's like all relaxed, life is good.

Curtis: She's so relaxed that she's not keeping it in.

Nishy
Friday, September 01, 2000 - 04:10 pm [Click here to edit this post]

How about "Do you mean you only FEEL like a virgin?"

Markisimo
Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 01:41 am [Click here to edit this post]

Well, I find it hard to be a fan of Mr. Phoney Laugh, but I will contribute this curtism from way back in the live feeds transcipts (copied from original posting by micah)

everyone teasing cass about not going into the pool.
b: what if we let you out by the pool all by yourself
cass: na
curtis: but look the raft is ribbed for your pleasure
everyone laughs

Katnphx
Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 01:37 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Not knowing how true this statement really is, Curtis says, "You have become the great poop magnet" after George steps in dog s**t for the umpteenth time.

Ccc
Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 03:25 pm [Click here to edit this post]

There have been a lot of Curtisms, some were listed in the thread, Any Curtis Fan's?.

Most are missed - guess Eddie is just louder. From yesterday's live feeds (pretty slim pickins because of boredom):

He and Curtis laugh and start listing things wrong with the dog and laughing.
Curtis finally announces, "Our Pug is BROKEN!"

When George gets his makeover:
Cass: What do you think? The crown, or the bow?
Curtis: You can never have too much when you're in drag.

Curtis and Eddie try to find a bag to return the puzzle pieces. The bag the puzzle came in was burned to start a bar-b-q one night. BB: House Guests, you need to return the puzzle pieces in the bag they came in.
Curits: All right, we'll give you a cup of ashes.

Chris
Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 07:06 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I got a kick out of Curtis on tonights show. In the True or False Challenge, one of the questions was if George had played for the opposing team's band at a big competition. Curtis immediatly piped up "what, he just walked out on the field at the wrong time?".

Cathie
Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 11:40 am [Click here to edit this post]

from this morning's live feeds:

George looking at recipes.. one for Mock Turkey something.. asks how do you mock a turkey.

Curt: Point your finger at it and laugh.

Fruitbat
Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 12:29 pm [Click here to edit this post]

to the pug:

"I love you more than anyone I know with 6 nipples."

This was amoungst many other funny statements said to the dog. He was dancing with Brit and they were bored and tired. He talked to Chiquita for quite awhile in this mode. Very funny. This is the only one I remember.

Room_101
Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 01:19 pm [Click here to edit this post]

well this one is old but...

in one of their dawn bbq, curtis was grilling some chickens and britt asked if he can 'bast' the chicken with some sauce..
he started to put the sauce on the chicken and said to britt "i am the master-baster!" in that HG accent...

Therlin
Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 01:29 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Curtis is trying to get Chiquita to go through the tube for their weekly channel.

Curtis keeps saying "go thru! go thru!"

Chiquita goes around the tube and Curtis exclaims "alright! She has mastered "go around!" "

Van251
Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 04:35 pm [Click here to edit this post]

How about when they were trying to guess which houseguest did the least chores in that game? He said totally Britt! Then they said, are you sure? And he said, well, okay, who else does nothing? LOL!!!!!

Curtismaximus
Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 06:14 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Curtis: "if no one is watching why not let us get shit-faced."

damn straight!

Dukensuki
Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 10:02 pm [Click here to edit this post]

The HG's sitting around the table discussing what terrible punishment BB could throw at them for not cooperating.

Cass said, "Well, what could they do?"

Curtis, "Lets not give them any ideas, make a list for them"

Suziebird7
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 01:31 am [Click here to edit this post]

One of my favorites:
After George accidently exposed himself, George thanked the HG for telling him. Curtis piped up, "And we thank you for putting it back in!"

Curtismaximus
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:41 am [Click here to edit this post]

names for chiquita:

PUG-a-licious
PUG-a-rama
PUG-a-nator

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:02 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Willow
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 11:12 am [Click here to edit this post]

The Little Merpug.

Katie
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 02:02 pm [Click here to edit this post]

During the discussion today after the voice over the wall.

From the live feed poster:

CU I found another red jelly bean today..thought I'd better pick it up for Geo's safety.. or pugita's

Zelda
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 02:20 pm [Click here to edit this post]

The message that came over the fence...

Curtis has it figured out ... from the live feeds he said well they will probably be offering money to us on the live show and give one minute to think about it.

Zelda
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 05:26 pm [Click here to edit this post]

9/4
Live feeds...
CURTIS: "... will have a little trained dog when all is said and done" after a short pause he adds, "and have a television moment"

Bookwoman
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:23 pm [Click here to edit this post]

George said he is thinking about his roofing company. He says he is thinking about how it's probably not there anymore. Curtis says, "Well, you wanted to downsize" [Would anybody have thought George even knew of the word "downsize?"]

I forgot who originally posted this. Sorry <file:///C:/BBFC/clipart/sad.gif>

Bookwoman
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:25 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I found it again. It was Skwmom who first posted it.

Noslonna
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:33 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Curtis and Cassandra were talking about training Chiquita and how she only has energy for part of the day.

Curtis: "Maybe we should start putting coffee in her water."

Shipwreck
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:38 pm [Click here to edit this post]

talking about the dog Curtis said "this dog is smart - ish. "

Noslonna
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:42 pm [Click here to edit this post]

George is sitting on the kitchen floor, placing cut-out letters on a large banner. Chiquita is asleep on the banner, almost on top of the letters.

Curtis: "When you get to the end of your sign George, you are going to have a dog in it."

Ereina
Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:50 pm [Click here to edit this post]

When he said something like, I thought there was an H in Theresa. The fact that he thinks George is so stupid he can't even spell his wife's name was funny.....don't think George will feel the same way.

Room_101
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 12:44 am [Click here to edit this post]

Curtis was talking to George monday night (when they got beer..) speculating about Julie Chen offering $10k to leave... he said "pfffft.. piss off lady, 10k won't even motivate me to spit on ya.."

LOL!

Noslonna
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 04:15 am [Click here to edit this post]

After viewing the video of their interviews and homemade tapes, George tells Curtis that Cassandra is very different since coming into the Big Brother house.

Curtis responds, "We've corrupted her."
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This is said after 2 days of the hg discussions on how much they would take to walk out of house.

Curtis remarks, "At minimum I have eight days, at maximum I have thirty, all of it priceless. Well, maybe not priceless..."

Suziebird7
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 11:42 am [Click here to edit this post]

Regarding Pugita:
"I've never seen her lick herself there, before. And, I don't want to see it again."

Suziebird7
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 11:46 am [Click here to edit this post]

"I could live on carrots and coffee. I'd be a nervous man with great eyesight."

Zelda
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 04:55 pm [Click here to edit this post]

9/5 from the live feed thread:
Cass was talking about the 3 New Yorkers still in the house...
She says it's good for them that New Yorkers are tuning in, since it's such a big city.
Curtis cracks: "Well, we all know Rockford's watching!"

Katie
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 07:17 pm [Click here to edit this post]

"When he said something like, I thought there was an H in Theresa. The fact that he thinks George is so stupid he can't even spell his wife's name was funny.....don't think George will feel the same way. "
I was watching the live feed and I got an entirely different feeling about it. I felt that Curtis was saying that he has been wrong about how to spell her name and that George would probably either feel superior.

Ccc
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 07:29 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Katie, I happened to see that live feed, too and got the same impression you did. Seemed like he was trying to find a nice way to correct Geo's spelling, then added something about learning something because he always thought it had an H in it to let Geo know that he (Curtis) doesn't always spell everything right, either.

Jezzedout
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 07:39 pm [Click here to edit this post]

two of my curtis fav's...

during the questionarie game, when they were trying to decide who was the most two-faced...curtis leaned towards jaime and said..."well, there was that whole karen incident"...then quickly laughed and hugged jaime so she would know he was only teasing.

last night, when the hg's were watching their audition videos...cass's video made reference to her people skills and how she'd have the other hg's eating out of her hand. when it was over, curtis asked, "so cass, are we eating out of your hand yet?" tooooo funny !!

curtis rocks !!

Room_101
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 11:16 pm [Click here to edit this post]

HGs got a STUPID challenge where they impersonate a famous person and talk about them... Curtis knowing this is moronic says.. [taken from live feeds]

"Curtis says he has a beret, can be Marcel Moreau and not say anything the whole time. He'll mime everything."

Sophronia
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 11:51 pm [Click here to edit this post]

They are now stuck in the boys room while BB makes repairs on one of the cameras. Curtis has had to go to the bathroom the whole time. Room is quiet. Curtis says"Let the young man pee. Set my urine free."
Then they talk about how long it is taking. George says they must be doing a major overhaul. Curtis says he will have to do a major overhaul on his urinary tract.

Lawyerman
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 11:54 pm [Click here to edit this post]

If BB doesn't let Curtis pee, then he'll haveto urinate in the cup they have or Curtis will have to urinate on himself. Either way, I doubt CBS would show that even though him urinating in front of everyone would "stir things up" a bit for the show.

Lawyerman
Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 11:55 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Damn! He should just walk out of that damn room and pee!!!

Katie
Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 12:00 am [Click here to edit this post]

Others have had this type of problem before but not this bad. BB needs to give them the opportunity to use the BR before locking them in a room.

Lawyerman
Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 12:03 am [Click here to edit this post]

I don't doubt that he had to pee REALLY bad. He was in the w/c a LONG TIME!

Katie
Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 12:12 am [Click here to edit this post]

Yes, that was why the comment they made about him having to have a very large bladder. Poor Curtis.

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:03 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Scribe
Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 04:20 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
George is a doofus
And has no clue

Roses are red
Violets are green
George just makes me
Want to scream

Roses are red
Violets are black
George is a fruitcake
All HGS watch your back

(my talents do not lie in limerick creation, for sure) <file:///C:/BBFC/clipart/smile.gif>

Glass
Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 08:54 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Chicken man he did cackle and bawk!
He sat with a knife and did laugh and talk.
Nominated by all,
he prepared for the fall.
Too bad with the money he did not walk!

Nadi
Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 09:09 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Once there was a house guest who nominated George
hey look a second HG nominated George
Wow a 3rd HG nominated George
its unanimous the 4th HG nominated George
Do you think maybe they want to get rid of old George??!

Why
Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 10:28 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I must say that this thread is full of stuff that's MUCH better than what that lame AOL lady talked about on the show tonight! Such a talented group! [:)]

I'm motivated to try a bit too.
-----

Four guys and a girl in a house
Sometimes Jamie says "Hey! you're a louse!"
But mostly she stares
With a porcelain glare
Methinks she's a bit of a mouse!

------

And in keeping with the Old MacDonald theme shown on the TV tonight....

Chicken George he had a knife
E I E I O

Houseguests might fear for their life
E I E I O

With a chop! Chop! here
and a Chop! Chop! there
Here a Chop!
There a Chop!
Everywhere a Chop! Chop!

Chicken George he had a knife
E I E I O

Bbrock
Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 10:39 am [Click here to edit this post]

There once was a group from the US.
Who's personalities were put to a test.
We watched them each day,
trying to hear what they'd say.
Then we'd choose the next banished houseguest.

Judy
Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 01:18 pm [Click here to edit this post]

There once were 3 girls with brass,
Whose braveness few could surpass,
To the HG they try to bring joy,
CBS security is who they annoy
3 cheers for Jombie, Zelda and Ras!

Gail
Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 07:17 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Got a limerick? Come on over to the new General - Favorites Area to post it!

Glass
Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:19 pm [Click here to edit this post]

There once was a band of commandos (Angels that is),
by the names of Rasputin, Zelda & Jombie.
Their antics too funny,
among them no dummys,
for they escaped with their lives these commandos.
(What the heck rhymes with commando?)


Neil's Angels caused quite a commotion,
by delivering their packages of care.
They ran down by the river,
giving me quite a shiver.
I'm impressed by their devotion.

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:04 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Puttergirl
Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:07 pm [Click here to edit this post]

George took a spill in the loo
It ruined his infomercial- boo hoo
It caused such a smell
George felt like he**
Is Big Brother afraid he will sue?

Glass
Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:19 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Puttergirl - That was a really good one. Thanks for the laughs!

Funkmama
Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:31 pm [Click here to edit this post]

What has this show done to our heads
That we keep sending posts to these threads?
We read the live feeds,
Forget personal needs,
And neglect both our friends and our beds!

Josh is the young engineer
Unable to handle much beer
Though he woos all the girls
With his muscles and curls
Only dogs deign to come near

The joker called George has upset us
And many now think him a menace.
He gardens and gathers;
But despite all his blather,
It's clear that he's there for the lettuce

Now Jamie likes makeup, it's true;
She's ambitious for Hollywood, too.
Some fans are unkind
'Cause she won't speak her mind;
But if you were in her shoes, would you?

Eddie's the one with the mouth
You want to both kiss and wash out.
By turns rough and sweet,
A real pig when he eats,
But loyal and fierce without doubt.

And Curt is the one with panache
He teases but never talks trash
In sweatshirt or tux
He's sweetheart deluxe
And I hope that he wins all the cash.

Kady99
Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:39 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Bravo!!! That was great!!! [:)] [:)] [:)]

Judy
Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:38 am [Click here to edit this post]

Suggestion-

You poets who have created nice limericks for your favorites should really copy and paste them into the HG appropriate "fan Mail" section of this site. I am sure they would love them!!!

Feedmealine
Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:38 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Ryn and Neil do seem thrilled-
that their boards always filled-
and growing with each passing night,
A big Brother two? possibly coming to you?
Another site will have to be built!

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Banners did fly
Jamie will cry
when she finds out that they were all true
She'll scramble to say
It wasn't that way!
But we'll know it was here and that's proof!

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George is crafty and fun
but his time in BB house is done
He'll go on his way
and enjoy his next stay
in a nut house and never get out!

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Eddie causes the camera men to duck
Because he often used the word f***
His mother came here
her threats made it clear
she'd wash out his mouth with his bucks!

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Curtis was in love with a pug
even though she had a god awful mug!
he'd sneeze and wheeze
when she'd play and tease
Cuz it gave his huge heart a tug!

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Josh, oh my gosh,
got himself named slosh,
from a few beers he did drink.
Then he got in the love bed
with some crazy nut head
what were we to think!?

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I have to start prayin
for soon I'll be saying
that life with out Big Brother sucks!

(Okay....to much from me...time to go back to my padded room now! <file:///C:/BBFC/clipart/crazy.gif>

Ken
Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 02:19 pm [Click here to edit this post]

These are really very good... I wonder if CBS / AOL / Endomol are seeing these, they must confront how lame the haiku challenge was on the official site (I think the winner was "Big Brother CBS Big Brother Big Brother" or something like that).

Among all the reality shows,
Came Big Brother, and expectations rose.
But casting people with morals and tact,
American viewers failed to react,
What a hit if they'd just cast some ho's.

I think CBS producers are impaired.
Look at this reality show that they aired.
With a conservative and "goodie goodie" cast,
But for a couple--and boy, they didn't last,
If only you'd put a bunch of exhibitionist ex-Jerry Springer guests on the show some of us might have watched and I wouldn't be writing this stupid limerick...er...some skin they should have bared.

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:05 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
BBaholics...Okay, I'll Be First in The 12 Step Program....Next

Bigbrother2000
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 03:48 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I'll go first....I admit that I'm powerless over Big Brother and Live Feeds....next

Chixdigeddie
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 03:52 pm [Click here to edit this post]

i'm just gonna get drunk tonight so when i wake up in the morning it will all be like a big fuzzy dream
<file:///C:/BBFC/clipart/crazy.gif>

Gubblebum
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:00 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I take back control of myself, and if that means shrouding my computer, then so be it

I can't hang around other addicts lest we regress to our former addicted selves

break out the bonbons

Enbwife
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:32 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I admit I am powerless over BB and my life has become unmanageable. I can barely get through work without talking about Eddie, Brit or Josh. The only conversations I have with my husband are about the BB house guests. I have come to believe in a higher power that will restore me to sanity (CBS for ending the show) and will try to get my life back until the next BB in February (hopefully). I hope to start the insanity all over again with you at the new website The TV Clubhouse.

Battlestar
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:33 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Hey---I just look outside---it must be autumn , the leaves are falling. What happened to summer??

Nybob99
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:45 pm [Click here to edit this post]

I can't see outside windows are too dirty

Rmgreco
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:54 pm [Click here to edit this post]

LOL!

I admit I am powerless over BB. I can't even get through a day without talking about the Houseguests. I have neglected my friends, family and apartment. I am disgusted by the shambles my living enviornment is in. ANd I will be dealing with my BB withdrawal by doing 25 loads of laundry and washing every single dish in the house!!!!!! [:)]

Battlestar
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:55 pm [Click here to edit this post]

My hands are shaking!!! I just went and deleted most of my BB bookmarks.....argggghhhhhhh---gasp gasp

Sparky
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:59 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Battlestar, it hurts. I know.

Soconfused
Friday, September 29, 2000 - 08:03 pm [Click here to edit this post]

okay, okay...I admit I have a problem but I'm not ready for a cure yet. Which one of you guys are willing to put cameras up in your houses? Then, since I have a very old computer and no access to the live feeds I'll need some of you others to transcribe them for me. I promise we would only need you all to do this for a little while. Maybe just until February or so!

Bigbrother2000
Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 09:03 am [Click here to edit this post]

I'm trying to make amends with my family and friends....I haven't talked to them in 3 mos..LOL
[:)]

Ocean_Islands
Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 09:17 am [Click here to edit this post]

I'll start the 12 step program tomorrow, after I have time to look at all the "Best BB Moments" from the BB2000 website. It's like living them all over again.

How can I record these, by the way?

Jana
Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 09:23 am [Click here to edit this post]

I don't want a cure...i want my BB back RIGHT NOW....they'll put it back on for me won't they...we can get at least brit, curt and ed to go back in the house can't we? we could just storm the house and live there ourselves couldn't we?....or, HEY! we can get the angels to go follow the HG around couldn't we?....agggh i'm still in denial...i'm not ready for the first step yet....my 25 loads of laundry and beer pyramid have still not been touched....and there is no way in HELL that i'm ready to get rid of my bookmarks yet...are you crazy!?!?!....i'm afraid i am a bad case...i'll come back to you guys when i am ready for the first step... [:(]

Kearie
Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 05:45 pm [Click here to edit this post]

Hi....(looking around nervously) My name is Kearie and I, (pause, sigh, looking at floor and shifting my stance) I am a Big Brother addict.
(big sigh of relief) I am also a (tears form in the corner of my eyes) a Big Brother Fan Club addict. (Sits down on floor, covering my face and crying loudly) What am I going to do? I don't think I can take these withdrawls. How could have I let myself go like this? Ohmigosh.

Someone help me or I'm afraid I will need institutionalized care to recover.

Whit4you

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Crystalfire
Saturday, August 11, 2001 - 09:10 pm [Click here to edit this post] Here are the quotes that people previously posted for Kent. I have included the poster's name, and the date of the original post.

Spygirl Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 10:45 pm
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Kent (to Nicole when discussing whether the house experience is real life):

This isn't my real life -- I don't have furniture this nice

Deeya Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 10:49 pm
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Kent: (to Nic when discussing the house experience):

This experience isn't going to change me. When I leave here, I'm going to be the same a$$hole I was when I came in.

Lawyerman Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 12:07 am
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Hardy had just been talking to Bunky in the blue room about voting Autumn out of the house. Bunky has this sick expression on him because it's clear that he doesn't like the topic of conversation. Not knowing what they are talking about, Kent walks into the room and says...

"Bunky looks like someone just hit him in the face with a foreskin."

Listen to the clip at:

http://home.kc.rr.com/lawyerman/Kent-Foreskin.wav

Wink Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 11:54 am
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Kent - I got no problem with the womens nudity, I'm not big on mens nudity, I don't even like to see myself nude, I scare myself

Cfan Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 12:10 pm
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Kent talking about himself when he gets out of the house. He'll be in a wheelchair someday with his face twiching.. What happened to you man?..Big Brother.

Kent talking today about BB following him. (Referring to himself as being dead man walking)

"shave your head,send a priest in"

Zaney Wednesday, July 18, 2001 - 08:07 pm
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Kent talking about Shannon
"I had to laugh when she was talking about Playboy and said she wasn't taking it off for less than 7 figures. I felt like telling her, I've seen better in a strip club for a dollar."

Lessdexia Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 12:24 am
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Some b*tches just can't take it.

Kent referring to finding the perfect bride.

Atiaran Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 07:57 am
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Last nite Kent left the group playing cards on the patio and said "I'm gonna go watch tv."

Then Bunky said "You know, that didn't even sound weird."

Kent cracks me up, oh I do hope Autumn goes today...

pleez pleez pleez???

Kstme Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 08:08 am
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Last night around 10, Kent mentions he smells a skunk, something really stinky and then says,

"Oh, it's just the new fall lineup for CBS!"

OMG...I was on the floor...LOL

Cfan Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 10:47 am
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Kent and Krista having a talk about settling down and finding the right person. Krista says that Hardy wants to settle down..Kent replies, yeah but you know what they are looking for,

"they looking for fancy dancers that ain't got no answers"

SO TRUE!

Justme31 Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 11:39 am
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Kent--(paraphrasing) - "Monica was put in here to make it with some buffed white guys, I was put in here for Krista".

LOL - this should be renamed 'Kent's one-liners'

Bigbrotherbelle Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 02:36 pm
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All from last night, all paraphrased:

Kent (about BB)- "They really need to turn the TV channel. All they're showing is reruns."

Kent (about the upcoming HoH competition): "It might be length of c*ck. But then, Shannon might beat me."

Dilligaf Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 04:54 pm
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From Kent again......two jewels from the live feeds!!

"Once you go BLACKwelder, you never go back!"

and......

"Look at "it" as a girl, come out a woman!"

Crystalfire Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 06:47 pm
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While they were discussing the spider problem and the liability of CBS if one of them got hurt, I am sure I heard Kent say, "But if you are killed by another house guest, CBS is not liable"

Shoofly Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 09:33 pm
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Kent said this while looking at himself in a mirror and I have never heard this expression before. It was. "Oh Lord, I look like death eating a cracker." Perhaps someone can expand on it.

Tvduck Thursday, July 19, 2001 - 09:33 pm
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Shtitan, there you go:

"to those of you who have made my life diffucult throw me out now or your ass is mine"

Posted by Nancy in 7/19 show thread

Lessdexia Friday, July 20, 2001 - 12:32 am
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Kent to Bunky while chit chating before beddy bye.

Ok Bunky you need to win us some food tomorrow. If we have to eat PB & J all week that would be some kinda b*tch.

Eknoo Friday, July 20, 2001 - 05:07 pm
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After the Will and Shannon nomination, Kent to Will: "you got one week to get laid"

Lawyerman Friday, July 20, 2001 - 06:20 pm
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Kent just hours after nominations when Hardy and Shannon were at each other's throat:

America's Choice question of the week from Big Brother Ladies and Gentlemen. Should Shannon kick Hardy (a) in the nuts or (b) in the head? So dial in America and tell us what you would like to see most.

I guess you have to hear it to get the full effect.

http://home.kc.rr.com/lawyerman/072001-1814-Kent.mp3

Kalekona Friday, July 20, 2001 - 06:35 pm
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I still love Kents prayer "deliver us from evil"

Battlestarx Friday, July 20, 2001 - 09:44 pm
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Friday Night

Kent wonders if BB put anyone in this house that PASSED the psych exam.

Robinjoy Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 06:42 am
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Kent Again-

If someone f**** with my toothbrush, then I'll get a brand new fancy mentadent. (pp)

Annae Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 12:23 pm
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About getting a puppy in the house:

Kent: "I'd be afraid for the health of the dog. May wake up some morning and find it boiled in a pot!"


(Shannon has them wigged out!)

Tisha90029 Monday, July 23, 2001 - 12:43 am
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Kent, about Krista:

"She's like a sailor with herpes."

Krystal Monday, July 23, 2001 - 06:42 am
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Kent to Bunky : "Me and you just have to win
the rest of the HOHs. I just have to get past
the first f'ing question."

Deeya Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 11:25 am
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Reported by Ryn in the live feeds 7/24/01 10:11 a.m.:

Kent talking to Hardy and Monica about CT

"the brains in those skulls are like marbles rolling down a 4 lane highway and the marbles are just looking for sh** to stir up"

Aja Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 02:10 pm
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Kent (Re; the 'will fakes cancer for shannon' banner)
"Why not just buy her chocolates?"

Lawyerman Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 08:14 pm
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Kent, talking about Krista's [fake] bikini. 2 seconds. (11 KB)

http://home.kc.rr.com/lawyerman/072401-2008-Kent.mp3

I don't want to type it out. You have to hear it.

Lawyerman Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 09:08 pm
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OK...fine. Kent says, "There's...uh...Krista's top to her bikini, can I sniff it?"

Sanfranjoshfan Wednesday, July 25, 2001 - 10:36 pm
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Last night...Kent and Hardy whispering in the small bedroom...Hardy hears something at the door and opens it and there is Shannon! After hardy closes door and returns to continue chatting with Kent...

Kent (with nasty look on his face): "Ears Burnin', BI*CH?"

Thefan Friday, July 27, 2001 - 03:10 pm
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Kent "you can't bullshit a bullshiter" referring to Krista.

Epantha Saturday, July 28, 2001 - 11:43 am
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Kent is discussing the luxury challenge which involves a music CD.

"Bunky, you can have the CD where Jim Nabors sings the national anthem."

Sanfranjoshfan Saturday, July 28, 2001 - 10:12 pm
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Kent - talking to the BB cams:

"Can I have some Nyquil? I want to rub it on my balls!"

Spygirl Sunday, July 29, 2001 - 12:23 am
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Another couple:

After "Tamera's" response to the question about whether Mike would win the game, Kent says:

She must be smoking crack

C1mag Sunday, July 29, 2001 - 04:38 am
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Kent on shaving his balls:

After the guys had done their body shaving thing one of them asks Kent if he shaved his balls... Kent: "Hell no I didn't shave em. I did shave Nicoles for her and she's got real big ones" hahahaha!!

Windy71 Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 10:16 am
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Kent--

Arnold Shapiro and the producers are devil worshippers.

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Whit4you
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 01:43 am [Click here to edit this post] Wcv - responding to a thread called "Does Bunky gives gays a bad name?"

Wcv63
Tuesday, July 31, 2001 - 09:35 pm
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This thread gives threads a bad name!

Wcv63
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 02:36 am [Click here to edit this post] Thanks Whit! [:)]

From Windy71 in The Bright Side thead talking about some of the things we like this year.

Windy71
Friday, August 03, 2001 - 10:55 pm


And they seem to make health-conscious food choices too. Other than the drinking, smoking, and drugs, they seem to have really healthful lifestyles. ;)

Radmom
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:29 am [Click here to edit this post] I loved the thread describin HG in one word.

Ron_Silver
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:33 am [Click here to edit this post] Anything that has do to with Krista's poh mouthin'

Sassysue40
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:45 am [Click here to edit this post] Wows there's so many, but the one that cracked me up was:

AIRPLANE BANNAR THREAD; I believe it was you WHIT4YOU , that said:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS BANNAR SHOULD SAY-NET NERDS

Fruitbat
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:47 am [Click here to edit this post] Toast's post saying he/she was going to scale the wall and slap Krista. (tired of hearing her say Lakin I can't wait to go skatin)

Moondance
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:50 am [Click here to edit this post] Great thread... I will cut and paste a few in a bit!

Guesthouse
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 09:46 pm [Click here to edit this post] My fave. post was from SanFranjoshfan. [:)]

PP. When Boogie left the house, kissed Krista's
herpe's lip, then kissed Julie's hand. (spreading
the herpes to Julie! LMAO [:)]

Windy71
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:06 pm [Click here to edit this post] why thank you, wcv!

OK, might not count as posts on this board but I love the Bunny summaries. I just about wet myself every when I read them.

I'll have to go back and find some posts tomorrow. There have been many that I have enjoyed.

Sanfranjoshfan
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:18 pm [Click here to edit this post] Thanks Guesthouse!

"You like me....you really LIKE me!"

LOL

Bunny
Sunday, August 05, 2001 - 11:40 pm [Click here to edit this post] Thanks, Windy. I should be working on Sunday's but I'm too busy trying to read Will's lips right now. It's after 1:30am here and I have to get up early!

I was beginning to lose interest in BB - which would mean no more summaries - but now this whole card thing with Krista and Will's new strategy have my curiosity piqued again. Not to mention Krista thinks she's in love!

They just keep dropping the material right at my feet!

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
harktrager
Tuesday, August 07, 2001 - 04:40 pm [Click here to edit this post] rom the "Why do they believe banners thread:

Floresmama
Tuesday, August 07, 2001 - 04:14 pm
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Most of the banners have been truthful from a truth standpoint.

Gail
Tuesday, August 07, 2001 - 06:33 pm [Click here to edit this post] Anything and everything by Bunny!!

Annae
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 05:57 am [Click here to edit this post] This was put on the Water Boy folder by bb2001nyfan Tuesday, August 07, 2001 - 03:19 pm

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So far the best behaved person there is the guy they have watering the plants sometimes when they cut to the FD. On another board we've lovingly named him Water Boy. We're supporting him for the win in this game since he's flown under the radar even more than Monica... and has never shown us a moment of immaturity. He's diligent about his work in the house and never says a bad word about anyone.

I think Water Boy should win the $500,000.

Carlierae
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 06:03 am [Click here to edit this post] bunny hands down lol

Mystery
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 08:13 am [Click here to edit this post] From the Ophelia the Pig thread:

Cigartop
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 08:03 am
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You DO realize that when the pig leaves the BB house, Krista is going to go hysterical and say that they were "soul mates."

Annae
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 08:56 am [Click here to edit this post] I like the Bunny Tales summaries because they allow me to miss many hours, but not miss the pertinent stuff (and Bunny cuts out all the superfluous info and cuts to the chase)

(edited by ryn - thanks)

Bunny
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 11:35 am [Click here to edit this post] Uh-oh, what did Ryn cut out?

<file:///C:/BBFC2/clipart/bunny.gif>

It had nothing to do with you or your tales Bunny
(0)

Deeya
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 11:39 am [Click here to edit this post] There's a post I can't find.. and I don't even know who said it.. but a week or two ago someone posted a comment about Penalty On the Board!!! with the reason for the penalty (for one poster fussing not playing nice with another poster, I think)... I almost choked on my drink when I read it... if anyone can find it.. it would fit great in this thread.

<There was another reference here, but the post it referred to was deleted. Nothing wrong with either except that they both referred to posts which aren't on the board anymore, so they kinda don't make sense. Now, if you're TOTALLY confused, we understand. Personally, I'm not even sure I understand what I just said! [:)] >
(c)

Deeya
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 11:47 am [Click here to edit this post] hahahaha Okay, Mod, it was still funny though...

and yes.. now I'm totally confused but at least it's not the worst reason in the world to get moderated.

Spygirl
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 12:08 pm [Click here to edit this post] Deeya -- I remember (at least I think I remember the one you didn't get moderated about -- LOL!) It was like, "Foul! Illegal use of a sexual innuendo...fifteen yard penalty, no posting for 2 days" or something like that. It was a football (obviously) reference. I laughed and laughed. Someone has to "fess up". For the life of me, I can't remember the poster, but I told them that I was just gonna follow them around and read all of their posts b/c they were so hilarious.

Yurodivy
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 12:29 pm [Click here to edit this post] Thanks for the nod. *wiping tear from eye*

Not to toot my own horn, but it was the "Live Sex at CBS" thread.

Chopsteraz
Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 06:34 am
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Shouldn't Shannon get a penalty nomination for eating something other than the PB&J and Will the same for offering it to her?

Yurodivy
Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 07:12 am
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*whistle and throwing yellow flag*

Penalty on the board, illegal use of innuendo.

15 yard penalty and loss of follow-up post.

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Then a little later in the same thread...
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Flint
Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 09:32 am
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Hmmm, I went from watching the movie Gladiator to coming here and reading Glad He Ate Her.

Yurodivy
Tuesday, July 17, 2001 - 09:41 am
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*whistle, another yellow flag*

Double penalty on the board: illegal use of pun and distasteful porn reference.

10 yard penalty, loss of follow-up post and 2-day revocation of Priscilla's Playpen video rental card.

(Good thing he wasn't watching "Saving Private Ryan")

Deeya
Wednesday, August 08, 2001 - 12:31 pm [Click here to edit this post] Yurodivy!!!! That was it!! I can't tell you how much I laughed during that sequence of posts!

Whit4you

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 07:24 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Ok I'm done lol... just thought it'd be fun to remember some of the old times we had here... :)

Hypermom

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 08:14 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Whit!! I forgot that Kent was funny at times, even when he was brutal. lol I think BB4 needs Chicken George though.

Wink

Friday, September 27, 2002 - 09:44 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks for a fun trip down memory lane Whit.

Niceguy

Monday, September 30, 2002 - 07:00 am EditMoveDeleteIP
That was good. Thanks for that.

Turgon

Monday, September 30, 2002 - 07:18 am EditMoveDeleteIP
whats up with the topic name though., i had no idea what was in here than i get in and its BB1 stuff. would be cool if you were alittle more discriptive

Whit4you

Monday, September 30, 2002 - 08:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Tur - lol.. well I made it several days ago when like every thread at that moment was polorized for only a certain group... :) Most the posters here at the time got so busy with my 'rebuttal thread to rebuttals thread' that this one got lost sooooo....

I'm sure they could change the title to something like 'A bit of reminicing" or something now :)

Turgon

Monday, September 30, 2002 - 09:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
heh heh., Whit.

man i miss the old format of BB. they need to go back to the old way of doing things. i dont even know why they call it BB anymore. the only thing it has in common with other BB's all over the world is people in house recorded 24/7, ours has been mutilated beyond recognition.

Meggieprice

Monday, September 30, 2002 - 04:58 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh Whit-thank you! What great memories.

Ocean_Islands

Monday, September 30, 2002 - 06:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
gettin nostalgic huh

Twiggyish

Monday, September 30, 2002 - 06:50 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Thanks Whit!