Lori sweats! Oh Heavens!
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Lori sweats! Oh Heavens!
Jan | Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 12:11 pm     Did you catch Chiara's comments and yucky looks about how much Lori sweats at night. Another thing for her to put Lori down about.Like it's lori's fault that she has night sweats. I hope Chiara gets viscious night sweats when she goes through menopause so she can learn all about it! Can you tell that I suffer from night sweats too  At least Roddy called her on it. |
Cinders | Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 01:34 pm     LOL Jan, From another night sweater, may Chiara's boobs drop below her toes too!
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Eliz87 | Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 01:37 pm     Since my pregnancy started, I've been drooling, big time, during sleep. What would Miss Princess think of THIS? haha |
Lancecrossfire | Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 02:22 pm     This woman takes every chance she can to try to make herself look better by putting others down. |
Angelsluv | Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 09:35 pm     I have a "Perky Boob" spell that I created for someone afew years back.. Wonder if I could reverse it on behalf of "Kharma"... Hhhhmmmm.... |
Texastillie | Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 09:40 pm     OMG, Angelsluv - I've been looking everywhere for someone with that spell!!! |
Angelsluv | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 01:05 am     *LOL* Texas I forgot I did 2 instead of 1 *S* If the "Increase" (and not "Perky") could be reversed for Chaira it would be perfect!! Here they are *WEG*: Spell To Induce Perky Breasts By ~AngelsLuv~ Tools: 2 Rounded Candles (Color of your favorite bra) 2 Small Shelf Hangers Lighter Insense Associated With Beauty and Youth Spell: 1) Circle Cast, Call Quarters, and A Goddess of Bounty 2) Carve Candles, Making their appearance of 2 beautiful boobs 3) Light Insense 4) Visualize the Goddess before you 5) Demonstrate to her and explain how your breasts sag,and how you would like them perky and youthful. 6) Light candles and as you watch them burn, imagine the power and shape of these candles engulfing your chest. Now Say: "Oh Great Goddess of hear my plea My t****ties oh so flat you see Like popped ballons in the sky They lost air, thier perkiness did die Goddess look how each boob sags They drop down like cement bags My boobs drag to the floor They disgust my very core Goddess, Make my boobs perky! Not Hanging like Beef Jerky!! *Take Shelf Hangers and strategically place one under each, Bringing them up as if they were youthful and perky.* *Now CHANT and feel your energy and power become stronger and stronger* "Raise Them Up Point Them Up Fill My Cup" Thank and Release the Quarters and Goddess. Let Candles Burn Out By Themselves As I Will, So Mote It Be!!! *************************************** To Increase Bust Size By ~AngelsLuv~ Tools: 1 Female Shaped Candle Lighter Musk Insence Musk Oil 2 Pairs of Socks 1 Bra larger in cup size than you already have Paper Green Pen Perform a cleansing bath with afew drops of musk oil. Go to your alter skyclad and Caste circle. Draw 2 VERY large boobs on paper Sit in front of alter and visualize them getting larger and larger as you prepare the candle with Musk Oil. Place booby drawing under candle. Light Insense and Candle. Continuing to imagine them bigger and bigger.. Ask your higher power to give you the perkiness of a young adult's boobs and the size of your choice. As you are doing this, massage Musk Oil onto them to feel sexy and being to chant: Oh Momma, Oh Momma My T***ties are too small Hear my call Give me big jugs Not these tiny bugs *Here you raise the bra in honor of the Goddess* Momma of the less endowed Please help me and make me proud Give me volupousness increasing Rid my body of my lack And give me a huge stack! *Place bra on yourself and stuff socks in both cups and adjust* Thank You Goddess of Boosom's As I will So Mote It.. Let candle burn out by itself. Leftover wax tie in green cloth and sprinkle with musk oil and wear with the sock stuffed bra. |
Surini | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 01:14 am     Angelsluv, brilliant!! |
Car54 | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:14 am     You know, I don't believe I have ever seen anyone put a spell on a houseguest before. Another board first for this season! |
Angelsluv | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:19 am     Hahahaha!!!!!! |
Scorpiomoon | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:24 am     Good one, Angel! Just wait...just be patient. There will come a time when people will turn on Chiapet and she will crumble. |
Oregonfire | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:30 am     I don't know about Lori's night sweats, but she could sure saw through the trunk of a Redwood tree with those zees. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ |
Eliz87 | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 06:13 am     Did anyone watch David Letterman last night? He showed a clip of the HG's discussing the fact that someone either sweated or drooled on the bed. lol He loves making fun of BB. |
Texastillie | Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 01:26 pm     Oh, Angel - Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I have gathered the needed tools ... I have carved the candles ... I have begun to chant ... POOF!!! OMG - You said "Fill" not "Nil" |
Angelsluv | Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 04:08 am     What makes those even funnier is that afew women have tried them *LOL* Don't ask me if they worked but ya' never know *LOL* |
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