Lori sweats! Oh Heavens!
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Jan

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 12:11 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Did you catch Chiara's comments and yucky looks about how much Lori sweats at night. Another thing for her to put Lori down about.Like it's lori's fault that she has night sweats.

I hope Chiara gets viscious night sweats when she goes through menopause so she can learn all about it!

Can you tell that I suffer from night sweats too :):)
At least Roddy called her on it.

Cinders

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 01:34 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL Jan,

From another night sweater, may Chiara's boobs drop below her toes too! :)

Eliz87

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 01:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Since my pregnancy started, I've been drooling, big time, during sleep. What would Miss Princess think of THIS? haha

Lancecrossfire

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 02:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This woman takes every chance she can to try to make herself look better by putting others down.

Angelsluv

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 09:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I have a "Perky Boob" spell that I created for someone afew years back.. Wonder if I could reverse it on behalf of "Kharma"...

Hhhhmmmm....

Texastillie

Tuesday, July 16, 2002 - 09:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
OMG, Angelsluv - I've been looking everywhere for someone with that spell!!!

Angelsluv

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 01:05 am EditMoveDeleteIP
*LOL* Texas

I forgot I did 2 instead of 1 *S*

If the "Increase" (and not "Perky") could be reversed for Chaira it would be perfect!!

Here they are *WEG*:


Spell To Induce Perky Breasts
By ~AngelsLuv~

Tools:

2 Rounded Candles (Color of your favorite bra)
2 Small Shelf Hangers
Lighter
Insense Associated With Beauty and Youth

Spell:

1) Circle Cast, Call Quarters, and A Goddess of Bounty
2) Carve Candles, Making their appearance of 2 beautiful boobs
3) Light Insense
4) Visualize the Goddess before you
5) Demonstrate to her and explain how your breasts sag,and how
you would like them perky and youthful.
6) Light candles and as you watch them burn, imagine the power
and shape of these candles engulfing your chest.

Now Say:

"Oh Great Goddess of hear my plea
My t****ties oh so flat you see

Like popped ballons in the sky
They lost air, thier perkiness did die

Goddess look how each boob sags
They drop down like cement bags

My boobs drag to the floor
They disgust my very core

Goddess, Make my boobs perky!
Not Hanging like Beef Jerky!!

*Take Shelf Hangers and strategically place one under each, Bringing them up as if they were youthful and perky.*

*Now CHANT and feel your energy and power become stronger and
stronger*

"Raise Them Up
Point Them Up
Fill My Cup"

Thank and Release the Quarters and Goddess.
Let Candles Burn Out By Themselves

As I Will, So Mote It Be!!!
***************************************

To Increase Bust Size
By ~AngelsLuv~

Tools:
1 Female Shaped Candle
Lighter
Musk Insence
Musk Oil
2 Pairs of Socks
1 Bra larger in cup size than you already have
Paper
Green Pen

Perform a cleansing bath with afew drops of musk oil.
Go to your alter skyclad and Caste circle.
Draw 2 VERY large boobs on paper
Sit in front of alter and visualize them getting larger
and larger as you prepare the candle with Musk Oil.
Place booby drawing under candle.
Light Insense and Candle.
Continuing to imagine them bigger and bigger..
Ask your higher power to give you the perkiness of a young
adult's boobs and the size of your choice.
As you are doing this, massage Musk Oil onto them to feel
sexy and being to chant:

Oh Momma, Oh Momma
My T***ties are too small
Hear my call
Give me big jugs
Not these tiny bugs

*Here you raise the bra in honor of the Goddess*

Momma of the less endowed
Please help me and make me proud
Give me volupousness increasing
Rid my body of my lack
And give me a huge stack!

*Place bra on yourself and stuff socks in both cups and adjust*

Thank You Goddess of Boosom's
As I will So Mote It..

Let candle burn out by itself.
Leftover wax tie in green cloth and sprinkle with musk oil and
wear with the sock stuffed bra.

Surini

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 01:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Angelsluv, brilliant!!

Car54

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:14 am EditMoveDeleteIP
You know, I don't believe I have ever seen anyone put a spell on a houseguest before. Another board first for this season!

Angelsluv

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hahahaha!!!!!!

Scorpiomoon

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Good one, Angel! :)

Just wait...just be patient. There will come a time when people will turn on Chiapet and she will crumble.

Oregonfire

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 02:30 am EditMoveDeleteIP
I don't know about Lori's night sweats, but she could sure saw through the trunk of a Redwood tree with those zees.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Eliz87

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 06:13 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Did anyone watch David Letterman last night? He showed a clip of the HG's discussing the fact that someone either sweated or drooled on the bed. lol He loves making fun of BB.

Texastillie

Wednesday, July 17, 2002 - 01:26 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Oh, Angel - Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

I have gathered the needed tools ...

I have carved the candles ...

I have begun to chant ...

POOF!!!

OMG - You said "Fill" not "Nil"

Angelsluv

Thursday, July 18, 2002 - 04:08 am EditMoveDeleteIP
What makes those even funnier is that afew women have tried them *LOL*

Don't ask me if they worked but ya' never know *LOL*