The bird did not wash his feet!!!
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Maris

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 12:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Pandemonium, a bird just did a dropping in the pool in front of all the HGs, Looks like Danielle did a two minute mile running over to the pool to check it out. That bird is going to get a talking to, He did not wash his feet.

Last thing I saw was Dani yelling at that Bird, Gerry get back here and wash your wings.

Jesse

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:19 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Josh hurls Tonya into the bacterial infested pool . . . then runs to the other HGs crying . . . we have to do what's best for Tonya . . . evict her so she can get medical treatment.

Maris

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Which is followed of course by a soliloquoy of Gerry's explaining the process of bird poop decomposition.

Ryanc2002

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:27 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Counteracted by Roddy saying that the poop won't decompose in pool chlorine.

Maris

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
because Josh says "That Nazi dumped too much chlorine in it again"

Jesse

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
A gaseous cloud spews out from Lori's colorless picture and settles on Josh, causing him to publicly ask forgivness for his horrid nature.

Sheilaree

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:35 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Josh is being an a**

Ryanc2002

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
*gasp* Say it ain't so Sheilaree

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:38 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
And Amy bends down to take a closer look and says, "I like that shade of grey/black. I think Chanel makes a nail polish that looks just like it!"

Sheilaree

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
I hope they evict Josh, he is evil man and the house will be alot calmer when he and Tonya are out of it Why didn't anyone meet Lori> I heard they are keeping her in a hotel just in case of an eviction and she would come back in

Jesse

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Meanwhile, Tonya is boobing around in the pool.

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:41 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hgs don't come back into the house after an eviction.

Lori is staying in LA so she can do press next week. On Monday she'll be on the Early Show.

Maris

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 01:48 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Tonya boobing around in the pool in all that bird crap is just one more reason to question whether they removed her brains when the did her implants.

Jesse

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 02:23 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Jason gallantly approaches the pool and in his best Casey Kasem voice says, "This long distance dedication is to you Tonya . . . Hall and Oates "Maneater." As the music plays, the feeds go to FOH.

Twiggyish

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 02:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
LOL! This is a riot.

Chiara:
yard
snap snap snap snap snap
crap
king

Scorpiomoon

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 02:36 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
This is HYSTERICAL!!

You guys are TOO FUNNY!!!! :)

Maris

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 02:40 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Chiara snap snap to the diary room please!!!!!!!!

Jesse

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 02:42 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
<we sure know how to use our FOH time> ;)

Maris

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 02:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Yep we surely do, maybe we should rename this thread FOH games.

Kappy

Saturday, July 20, 2002 - 02:47 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
FOH time? How about CLOSE-UP OF MALE REAR END SUN BATHING time? What is up with THIS camera operator, LOL~~~~