Its Gerry's Kids vs. Josh's "PrettyDumbs"
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Hardywins

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 11:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Its Gerry's Kids vs. Josh's "PrettyDumbs"

After the most exciting/interesting first 2 weeks of any reality TV show; BB3 has settled into two definable factions.

Josh's "PrettyDumbs". These are attractive, sexy, vain, self-centered, self-obsessed players who have floated through life so far relying primarily on their good looks and loose morals. They are "Dumb" in the sense that they are not very intelligent, not well educated, not observant, not inquisitive about their environment nor other people. They are pretty but dumb; which is the same combination that caused last years "ChillTown" to lose so many HOH competitions. They are just simply so vain and self-obsessed that they care little for the personal facts of their competitiors nor their enviroment; and since most of the HOH competitions are based on knowledge of those facts, they will always do poorly in such competitions. They do tend to float with the strongest breeze in the area and tend to herd together like a flock of sheep. Technically Josh; soon to be known as "I'm Outta Here!" is not a PrettyDumb. He is a manipulator who found the PrettyDumbs easy to form into an alliance that he could control. Josh also included Gerry in his alliance in hopes of being able to control Gerry (who is the only other wise and strategic leader possibility in the house) instead of having to compete against him. Josh did not include Tonya because her incessant self-obsessed ranting encrouches too much onto Josh's own territory. Tonya is, of course a "natural" PrettyDumb and after Gerry Bolted from Josh's alliance; she fell right into her natural place in the herd.

Gerry, like most people, was initially flattered to be included with the "popular" PrettyDumbs. He quickly saw that he was out of place and would be the first to be eliminated of the alliance 6 once Josh had used him to eliminate the "other" people.

Last year, they were called the "other people" or the "reals". This year, the mis-fits will fall together in an alliance with Gerry whose strategy, experience, and wisdon will bring the other "kids" together in opposition to the PrettyDumbs. Marcellus, of course will be forever in Gerry's debt for the veto. Amy was Gerry's Tree Nesting buddy and they tend to see things the same way due to both having stong minds and wits. Danielle has found herself "not" included in the PrettyDumbs and therefore she is forced into Gerry's Kids for self-preservation. She will sit on the fence most of the time, playing both sides; but will usually side against Josh, the spanking fool! whom Danielle dispises. Wussie Jason, Bible thumping Virgin will be attracted to the wisdom and intelligence of Amy and Gerry, and Danielle's morals; and fearful of the "fallen women" of the PrettyDumbs and the overwhelming tosterone levels of the Alpha Male PrettyDumbs.

Marcellus' Phoenix rising from the flames of sure eviction to the position of new HOH was the most dramatic twist ever in any Reality Game. He most likely will nominate Josh for eviction because Marc has learned of Josh's alliance and that Josh was the instigator on Marc's nomination. Marcellus will also probably nominate Lisa, simply because she nominated him. That will make the voting 4 of Gerry's Kids, against 4 of Josh's PrettyDumbs. Don't be surprised if 1 or 2 of the PrettyDumbs vote against Josh in retaliation against him for losing control of the game and not being able to control Gerry. All of Gerry's Kids will vote against Josh. If all of the sheepish PrettyDumbs stick by Josh; it will be 4 against 4 in the voting; thereby making Marcellus eligible to vote and personally casting Josh out the door.

The game will then be on an even keel again with 5 Gerry's Kids vs. 5 PrettyDumbs when Josh is gone. Due to Gerry's Kids being more intelligent, observant, and inquisitive than the PrettyDumbs; they will tend to Dominate the HOH competitions; gradually eliminating all the PrettyDumbs before the Kids start eliminating each other. We can only hope that the Kids DO eliminate all the PrettyDumbs; because if any one of the PrettyDumbs is one of the final two; then the five PrettyDumbs voted out will control the Final vote and the last PrettyDumb will win the $500k. Only if it is two of the Kids left at the end will one of the "other people" win the grand prize.

This should be a most interesting BB3!

Cameltoes

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 11:44 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Don't forget that Roddy is the wildcard in the "prettydumb" group. He is pretty but not dumb. As long as he is kept around, that alliance has some bite. If they can eliminate him after Josh the game will change completely. If not, who knows? Chilltown went down in flames but Will still won.

Furry

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 11:55 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Sounds a bit too simplified to me. This game has a new twist to it this year. Don't overlook your own observation: Marcellus rose like a Phoenix from the flames. Josh can just as likely do the same.

Lurknomore

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 11:56 am EditMoveDeleteIP
This was the most exciting/interesting first 2 weeks of any reality show??? Have we been watching the same thing?

And not sure I'm with you on Gerry's kids either since it seems every faction in this house hates his guts. But the LessNauseatings still need him right now.

Realtvfan

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 11:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hardywins

Excellent summary.

But, we can expect Arnold and company to rotate the challenges so that every other challenge does not require too much counting (prettydumbs will lose any question with mathematics).

Just as Thursday was a challenge where we saw most of the "PrettyDumbs" fall quickly, (as planned by Arnold) we can expect the next HOH challenge questions to be along the lines of:

"Which hairspray holds longer?"
"What is the best exercise for the stomach muscles".
"Is liposuction painful?"
"How many condoms do Chiara and Tonya have in their pockets right now?"
"Name three places you can use tweezers?"
"Name Tonya's five kids."
"Who thinks the last eliminated HG was a jerk?"
"Can you Spell Slimfast?"

Cameltoes

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 11:59 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Yeah it does feel more like Danielle's kids or even Marcellas's kids right now. They each have close ally (Amy and Jason) as well as a relationship with one another. Gerry lost his ally.

Montybooth

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 12:30 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry is not that intelligent and he is just as self centered as the 'pretty kids'. His vanity is for his so called self awareness and righteousness, whereas their vanity is for their youth and outer beauty. He is just as big a drama queen and egotistical as any of them, only he’s an egotist with a fat head instead of fat boobs/pecks.

Hardywins

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 12:49 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Gerry dumbfounded everyone with his playing the black/gay card and bolting from the prettydumbs. But he made a strong ally in Marcellus. Once the other misfit kids realize what Gerry did was to give them all a much better chance of staying in the house; they will re-ally with him.

Bigsister

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 01:22 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Hardywins: "Don't be surprised if 1 or 2 of the PrettyDumbs vote against Josh." Of course they will. All of them will vote against Josh. Can you imagine ANYBODY in the house voting to evict Lisa instead of Josh? I cannot even imagine Josh being able to convince anybody to veto his nomination. If Marcellas nominates Josh, Josh is a goner.

Lurknomore

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 01:28 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
IF??? lolol...no cliffhanger this week in BB

Crazyfan

Friday, July 19, 2002 - 01:37 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
O.K been quiet most of the day (eastcoast) It is possible that some of the women vote Lisa out if she nominated. Lisa was rather obnoxious during the beginning of her HOH rule, also a threat for male attention that these women seem to depend on. Will there be a veto challenge for sure every week?