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Mssilhouette

Friday, July 12, 2002 - 12:47 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear PETA

Rescue me

Signed,

The Trapped Lizard

[laweryman: Yep I broke down and paid for em...that big ole superman pass...or whatever it is..today I got a treated to listening to a cameraman chattering mindless during a high speed chase..Now that's entertainment! HA!]

Bernie

Friday, July 12, 2002 - 12:58 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear Josh,
Please keep smacking the ladies' behinds. So far, according to the live feed posts, you have had your hand on Lisa, Chiara, Tonya, and Lori, none of whom, again according to the live feed posts, responded in any way to your overtures.
I want to see you SUFFER! (One or another of them of them has to smack YOUR lights out sooner or later)
Yours,
Demented Old Biddy from Pasadena

Scorpiomoon

Friday, July 12, 2002 - 01:23 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Hey Arnie!

Please do something about these damn ants!

Sincerely,

The (still ticking) Potato Clock from BB1

Catbowl

Friday, July 12, 2002 - 02:19 am EditMoveDeleteIP
See...I told ya they shoulda had a fat old lady or two in there

Aussiedeb

Friday, July 12, 2002 - 07:25 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear BB Crew,

Can you please wake the hamsters up early so at least us east coasters have something to watch.. All I see on my live feeds are a bunch of people sleeping and snoring really loud. You are all making me sleepy again now.
Signed

Aussiedeb (who is on Oxycontin as of last nite and not functioning properly herself today)

p.s I cant sit here all day watching people sleep when I am in pain with my back and avoiding the pain meds this morning so I can catch up what is going on.

Treasure

Friday, July 12, 2002 - 07:37 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Oops! I accidently pasted LFP here.

So, here's my letter:

Dear BB3er's,

WAKE UP! Fight, argue, scheme, backstab, make close friendships, do something more exciting than play cards all day, fake scheme past America's bedtime, and snore 'til noon. zzzzzzzzzzz Snore City, and Boredom ComaLand, here we come!

The primetime show editors deserve an emmy for getting 43 minutes of interesting out of you three times a week.

You make LFPosting less interesting and exciting than a trip to the dentist!

Okay, off my soapbox now. heehee sorry!

Lawyerman

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 12:41 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear CBS,

You really should psychologically screen your BB cast members much better. Someone with marriage problems and other baggage outside the house is not a good candidate for the show. It really looks like Lori is going to have mental breakdown. How could you possibly put someone like that into the Big Brother house?

Sincerely,
Karen from BB1

Jadeygurl39

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 12:50 am EditMoveDeleteIP
lmao

Jade

Lawyerman

Sunday, July 14, 2002 - 11:45 pm EditMoveDeleteIP
Dear BB fans,

You FREAKS need to get a life! I don't understand what all the obsession is about. I don't understand why you have all these web sites and message boards anyway. Quit analyzing and overanalyzing the people in the BB house. Get over it, it's just a TV show!

Sincerely,
Trekkie

Auntiedotcom

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 07:32 am EditMoveDeleteIP
Amy - why don't you sing some hymns if you want to sing, they aren't copyrighted

Chiara - remember what happened to monica lewinsky? best start planning your knitted scarves now.

Danielle - nobody cares what color you are, get over it.

Eric - why don't you ever smile or laugh?

Gerry - please use your veto power.

Jason - once you told us about your virginity, that's they last thing you had to say.

Josh - you are an idiot, please stop wearing that stupid blue thing on your head.

Lisa - there is life after youth and beauty, don't you ever have a thought about anything that isn't in cosmo?

Lori - lighten up.

Marcellus - avoid danielle, nobody cares what color you are.

Roddy - you say you are a writer, but never mention what you write. please advise.

Tonya - someday soon you will learn that life is not better if you have rolex watches and party all night downtown. in the meantime, please take a parenting class.

Tabbyking

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 08:15 am EditMoveDeleteIP
i think josh thinks he's on surviiivor with that 'buff' on his head!
and the 'ladies'--i'll use that term 'loosely' because it seems the appropriate thing to do!--give new meaning to the words 'wearing a buff'. i guess they can make 'buff' out of no material at all, too!! what talent!
aren't they a hoot.....ers.

Tabbyking

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 08:21 am EditMoveDeleteIP
ohmygosh---maybe roddy writes for 'forum' or something. is that what it's called. they sell them behind the counters at convenience stores. one of those smut...oh yeah, i believe real people wrote them...sexual anecdote mags.
"we were two tranported inmates being moved from one prison to another. we hadn't gotten any in a long time. fortunately, 12 girls had broken down in the desert in their convertibles with their tops down. if only the ragtops had been lowered also...it was as if they could read our minds. lulu mae and bobbi sue noticed our girded loins..."
what the hell is girded loin, anyway? sounds like a steak recipe!

Twiggyish

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 08:24 am EditMoveDeleteIP
...one of them looks familiar.. Could it be? Could it actually be.. Yes,it's Tonya from BB3 driving the car.
She looked longingly at the sweating hunks approaching...

Twiggyish

Monday, July 15, 2002 - 09:52 am EditMoveDeleteIP
(I wouldn't put it past Tonya to do anything)

Dear Tonya,
Your husband sounds like a saint.