Supermullet | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:18 pm  That had to be the funniest segment of the whole show. I was lmao watching her roll her eyes and talking in her stupid valley girl talk. That there wuz sum real actin'...a real stretch for her. Im surprised the guy's(who outacted her btw) nose didnt grow when he told her she didnt do that bad. She's even more delusional than Jamie if she thinks the infamy of big brother and her bad acting will get her more than straight to video crap or Burt Reynolds dinner theatre. Who knows maybe she'll end up in a low budget production of "Trolls: the Movie" or a bukake video. |
Zelda | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:25 pm  It looked like it was done in a place called TVI. It is in the Valley and it's a place where actors start that don't know any better. A friend of mine worked there. The main objective is to sign up actors for classes and promise them showcases for projects. Basically takes your money with some empty promises. |
Donnalea | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:45 pm  I think she'd do well doing more of a talk show. I think she's more interesting than Jean Jordan, but I don't think she should be acting. |
Alien8 | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:08 am  Nice one Supermullet. I had a big smile on my face visualizing that. 'Oh, my god. Oh, my god. What are you doing??' in that Fargo accent as crap rained down on her head in Burt Reynold's Dinner Theater(you know the venue would be so lousy that they wouldn't have any money to fix the roof letting rain fall down on them as they performed Ham-let dinner theater |
Eaglemagic | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:00 am  She didn't do too bad a job - a little overacted, but if she takes classes she will do well. I am an actress, so I have two or three pieces of advice for Brit: (1) Don't wear flamboyant print shirts and plain jeans to an audition. (2) Don't ever say "I sucked." Confidence and poise are MUSTS. Don't chitchat. Just show up and do your "job" which is to audition to the best of your ability. If they ask you questions, then you can "chitchat", but not too much. (3) Tone down your facial expressions while auditioning for film - as the Casting Director said, "She had good instincts." That was true. (4) Don't chat with the other people who are there to audition - you need to keep your focus on yourself - don't dissipate your energy. Also, it is distracting to other auditioners who are working on their own audition. (5) Once you leave the audition, don't give it another thought! The casting process has so many nuances to it - you'll never be able to figure out whether or not you will hear from them again. And if you don't hear from them you will never be able to figure out why. (I assisted in casting an independent film last week.) Best of luck, Brit!!!! |
Creamynougat | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:32 am  (6) Don't show up at the audition with your own film crew. |
Stillme | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:58 am  (7) Don't let the world know your business on a bad reality TV show. |
Rufusgriswold | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 08:05 am  (8) Don't tap your chest when you say "heart." |
Ginger | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 08:08 am  (9) Don't style your hair in the fashion of a troll doll. |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 08:51 am  (10) Don't stop being yourself Brittany. ( ) |
Dancer1966 | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 09:55 am  LOL! You guys crack me up. So did Britt's audition! Geez, I think I could have done a better job myself. I thought she was just plain awful! I don't see her ever being able to take on the role of another character unless it is so close to her own personality. She'd have to try and get a role in a valley girl comedy, something where she could giggle and have pink hair and not have to be dramatic or subtle. She could probably host something on MTV or something like that. |
Shark_Trager | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:31 am  Now, let's be fair. She was bad, but that "script" was a joke. There are some things that just can't be saved. I couldn't have said any of those lines with a straight face. |
Sparky | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:01 am  Eaglemagic - that was sound advice (this is coming from a fellow actor) and I'm glad you took the time to give Britt some constructive and sound criticism. Right now, we know Britt as a personality - lord knows that many "personalities" as opposed to actors/actresses are in L.A. and personalities can find their niche on MTV or game shows - whatever. If Britt is sincere about acting, I would suggest she take acting courses at a respectable institution (USC or UCLA - anyone know which one?) or with reputable acting coaches. (I totally agree with Zelda that there are acting mills out there that let you spend a lot of money and offer no real training or opportunities - buyer beware!!!) |
Eaglemagic | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:09 pm  I didn't think Britt did that bad of a job - it was her first audition and a camera crew was standing there filming her - talk about pressure. I didn't think she "sucked" as she said. I'd give her a 75% rating. |
Gomer | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:23 pm  I'm curious-why would her agent-press reports William Morris-send her to an"actor's school mill"for an audition as a few have stated. That bit seemed as contrived as the Geo bit being"loved"by NY-with a couple of staged midtown shots with other tourist"fans" |
Sparky | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:35 pm  Gomer, maybe Britt does have a legitimate agent but the BB show needed some footage of her auditioning pronto since the show is ending. So perhaps they sent her to a general audition to get the footage even though her agent have more legitimate opportunities for Britt in the future. Just guessing.... |
Roxytrixster | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:36 pm  the truth about britney was that shhe kept the show real and her acting was really good and it was just above you all. britney rox! i think we sgould vote against eddy because he got britt kicked. -roxy! p.s. i wanna buy britts' new video. i hhear that she has a love scene in it. |
Fruitbat | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:15 pm  Sparky, I agree. I think that was a set up by BB producers for footage. Putting it out there that Britt is getting opportunities is self promotion and that is the entire point. I bet they request that she wear the pony tails and encourage her most "out there" clothes also. She is still under contract for the show and will be for a year. They will use all the HG's for the shows promotion. They have contract to ensure this. Survivor is doing just that and will until Survivor 2 is out. The HG's can opt not to do media work, but if they do it must be arranged by CBS. |
Jonathan | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:26 pm  Britt needs to stick to comedy. Even when she was doing her real drama in the house, it was funny. She should do things that take advantage of her own natural personality. Why bother being someone else? MTV or bad SNL alum movies sounds like the next career move. Let Jamie, Karen and Sloshie do the soaps. |
Jade888 | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 02:04 pm  I guess when WIlliam Morris signs all of us up to be their clients and in their stable...we will have a right to an opinion of her acting ability |
Rmgreco | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 02:09 pm  Thank-you Jade!! |
Remus | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 02:21 pm  Did you hear the Producer try to put some sort of positive spin on Brittany's performance? She is horrible!!! But I still think she will get a bit part in some scewball "B" movie |
Sunflowr | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 02:21 pm  I didn't think it was very good neither, but it was her 1st time and maybe it was staged.. I think it was staged. (ps: talking about her audition. ;) ) And... I really have a good feeling about Brittany being perfect as a talk show host or host of a music show or music channel like vh1. GO BRITT! |