Transcript Of Eddie On Dan & Scott Show

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Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 04:47 pm Click here to edit this post

Okay I'm back. I should be studying and writing a paper but here you go. I have the Eddie transcript of the Dan & Scott show. This was a hard one to do. Medication sucks! Okay, I tried and I hope you enjoy it. If I get any requests for the Curtis one I'll try and do it for you guys. :)

*Eddie burps! *laughs*

Scott: By the sound of that burp we know it can only be one man on the phone.

Dan: Alright everyone it's the $500,000.00 winner, Eddie McGee.

Eddie: What's up.

Scott: How it's going Eddie.

Eddie: Alright. How you guys doin'?

Scott: Good. We asked this to Curtis last night. Did you get a check?

Eddie: Did I get check? I ain't got no f'cking check yet.

Scott: So when are they going to write that check?

Eddie: I don't know man.

Scott: Is anybody asking about it?

Eddie: Dude I was just so happy to be outta that house I could have walked into a pile of
dog sh*t and been happy.

*laughing*

Scott: Tell us what happened right after the last show because a lot of people complained
that the last show wasn't long enough.

Eddie: I heard it sucked man.

Scott: It was alright. It's just that it ended with you.

Eddie: I'm very happy with that ending thank you.

Scott: No you won and that was a good ending other than people wanted to see you know
you getting together with everybody.

Dan: Ironically Curtis' segment was probably cooler

Eddie: Oh thanks. *almost sounds upset*

Dan: It's not your fault. *trying to ease the blow of what he said about Curt* No because he got to have the you know the mini get together
with everyone. Then Julie pops in the house and you got to sit there with Julie Chen.
That's cool, but then basically that's it. She talks to you for like two seconds and that's it.
That sucks that it wasn't a two hour thing.

Eddie: Yea, yea I heard the rumors you know people saying we're going to be two hours,
we're going to be two hours, but then I guess it didn't happen. Who knows what it was but
uh I don't know.

Dan: Would you have done this again?

Eddie: For the money? Yea. For the experience? Hell no.

Dan: You know you guys are f'cked in the head. You know everybody kept talking about
this experience.

Eddie: Dude, f'ck the experience I didn't go for the experience, the fame, or any of that
sh*t.

Dan: You were the only one that was being honest through the whole thing.

Eddie: I wasn't going to f'cking lie. They were going to find out if I was bullshi*ting
them in three months anyways.

Dan: Now Jamie was really big on that whole thing. I'm really here for the experience.
Why didn't you take the fifty grand. You could have had the experience and uh you're
gone.

Eddie: That's what I said.

Dan: Do you think anyone was pissed that they didn't take the cash when it was offered?

Eddie: I'm supposing Cassandra did. She was banished later that week.

Dan: It was like a guarantee. One of you guys was going.

Eddie: I knew one of the NY's was definitely going.

Dan: No, uh what about your girlfriend Monica? She dumped ya?

Eddie: *speaking gibberish because he seems a bit nervous about this question*

Scott: Dumped is a bad word to use Dan.

Eddie: She uh you know she was kind of pissed about some of that sh*t.

Scott: Really? But it had to do with the show and that's what.

Eddie: What happened is soon as uh as soon as the press over in Germany got word that
she was dating me and I was in the Big Brother show here in USA. It was so popular in
Germany that they uh wanted to interview her on this and that and she did like a lot of
media stuff when she got back. Oh okay fine and dandy but then the uh media starting
releasing sh*t that I was uh had an affair with Jamie over there in the house.

Dan: But there's no way that you could have right?

Eddie: Nah, no way whatsoever.

Dan: Did you f'ck around at all like anything?

Eddie: Nothing bro nothing.

Dan: Goddamnit. Well, I would have tried to sneak a Curtis like pull a Curtis like when
he walked in on Brittany inserting the tampon in. I would have walked into the shower.
Jamie I didn't see ya. (Eddie is laughing hysterically).

Eddie: I slipped on my d*ck and inserted it. Sorry about that.

Dan: Call into Eyada and talk to Eddie who is probably going to get stiffed. He's probably
not going to get his cash. They'll come up with some reason like that.

Eddie: Yea.

Dan: Yea I know they f'cked James Garner over the Rockford Files. He didn't even get
paid for like 30 years. They kept saying you know what the accountants would call and
the would say the Rockford Files never made money. *Eddie is laughing at this. I hope
they are just joking. I would KILL CBS if they didn't pay me that money.* And he's like
it's been off the air for thirty years what are you talking about.

Scott: *saving Dan* Nah, they can't do that. Eddie's going to get his money. Otherwise
uh.

Dan: Eddie calls CBS and hears the recording for I'm sorry the number you've reached
has been disconnected. Hey let's take some calls.

Eddie: Alright man. Man you guys flew a couple of banners over the house. I really
appreciate it.

Scott: Yea, we uh flew the Jamie is two-faced banner. So you think that's cool right?

Dan: Trying to get some drama in that house.

Scott: Curtis was little upset that we flew that but you're on our side for that.

Eddie: Yea, I'm on your side. You guys are alright.

Dan: You're on the air with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: Hello

Dan: Hi

Caller: *female* Hi, I've been waiting a long time. Eddie you are the champ of the show. You were
great.

Eddie: Hey thanks. I appreciate it.

Caller. Uh, I have to say though you gave me the experience of being in a men's locker
room at times.

Eddie: Really?

Caller: Yea.

Eddie: Alright, glad I could expose you to that.

Dan: That f'cking mouth of yours dude.

Eddie: I don't where I get the sh*t from.

Caller: I was with you during your party. That was a wild night.

Eddie: Thanks

Caller: You should have heard the chatrooms. We were all watching you and discussing
what was happening at the same time and sitting back laughing. I just laughed.

Dan: What party are you talking about?

Caller: That was the broken d*ck party.

Eddie: Yea it was Josh's yea.

Caller: Yea but you know I insisted on defending you. My fingers are worn out.

Dan: Oh finger blasting eh? Yea, he's a hot guy sure. We've all masturbated to him a little
bit but you gotta rest those fingers some time.

Caller: You know what people should get past language. That is nothing. I think Eddie is
teriffic guy.

Eddie: Thank you. *said very sincerely*

Scott: If people could just get the past profanity we'd have a lot more listeners on this show.

Caller: Hey I love your show.

Dan: Well thank you.

Caller: Eddie let me see I have a question. Oh god I watched you guys all the time. I
usually don't get involved with this but I feel like I'm the number one voyeur now. It was
amazing.

Eddie: Thank you.

Dan: I think a lot of people are thinking that, and a lot of people are feeling f'cked
because their show is you know it's gone.

Eddie: Big Brother junkies man.

Dan: Let's take another call. Hi you're on with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: (female again big surprise! *laughs) Hello. This is Trish from CA.

Eddie: Trish.

Caller: Hey Eddie how you doin'? Are you resting yet?

Eddie: No, I'm running around I have so much sh*t happening let me tell ya.

Caller: I sound damn tired I tell ya.

Eddie: Love it. How are you doing Trish. (his on-air voice is
yuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmy. :) )

Caller: I'm doing really good. I'm talked to you on O & A the other day. You sounded
like you were having a blast.

Eddie: *laughs* Yea it was a blast. I'm going back on tomorrow as a matter of fact.

Caller: Are you going back?

Eddie: Yea me, Josh, and Curtis with naked women. It was a beautiful thing.

Caller: Right on. Right on. I thought it was a team party though. Well that oughta make
it really fun.

Dan: The naked team.

Caller: It's a pajama party. It's going to be fun we'll be watching and CBS is screwing
with us over at Save Eddie website so uh we're having a lot of trouble with them tonight.

Dan: Why are they f'cking with ya?

Caller: I don't know. I don't know. Mike's just trying to figure it out right now deal with
it right now and figure out all that crap.

Dan: You know what Mike shouldn't be dealing with it. Mike's a typical NY kind of guy.


Caller: Oh no he's not.

Dan: Why don't you do the talking?

Caller: Ask Eddie.

Dan: Eddie's not going to know he's one of them too. You don't you don't this isn't how
you deal with CBS. You don't call them up. *imitating a Brooklyn accent* Why the f'ck
are you f'cking with us.

Caller: So Eddie let me ask you. Did Monica watch you on the internet? You were so
faithful.

Eddie: Uh, nah she didn't. She didn't have access to a computer.

Caller: She didn't what?

Eddie: She doesn't have access to a computer.

Caller: Oh damn, so can we all write her and tell her you were ultimately faithful?

Dan: That is that's over.

Caller: No man. He loves her.

Dan: The fork is in the hamburger Trish.

Eddie: I love the girl.

Caller: He does.

Eddie: I plan on taking some of the emails I got from some of the viewers and showing
them.

Caller: You can ultimately take a lot from Save Eddie because we're rooting for you all
the way.

Dan: Eddie you can have any girl you want now.

Eddie: Thank you.

Caller: And we're in the Big Brother chatroom too.

Dan: You're welcome.

Caller: Everybody is rooting for him.

Caller: Chatroom here at big brother. Pete's something wants Josh to know that's she's
from ? and she wants Josh to know that she's on the Internet right now.

Dan: Please guys they can get laid until they die. That is it you guys are going to be like
ninety years old walking around on the street and chicks are going to jump on ya. *Eddie
is laughing. He DOES sound tired.* Jesus Christ. Hey uh so you like our banner the
mean one?

Eddie: Yea man I liked it now I remember that one it was one of the first ones. She got a
little pissy at that one.

Scott: It said Jamie, Brittany knows you are 2Faced.

Eddie: Yea, Jamie Brittany knows you are 2Faced. Yea and one of her faces got real
pissed. (LMFAO - good one Eduardo)

*all cracking up over that comment*

Eddie: Uh it was cool.

Scott: Yea Jamie might be the only one that doesn't do our show.

Eddie: Yea well good luck.

Dan: So, I think she's a media •••••.

*Eddie is laughing realllllllllly hard at that*

Dan: Hey I could say I'm going to have a conference call with three of my friends
tomorrow night. Could you join in? *imitating Jamie in a whiny voice* Yea!

Scott: What is the deal with Jamie? Was she wearing make-up all the time? Did she
wear make-up to bed?

Eddie: All the time.

Scott: They were trying to catch her on camera without any make-up. Alright we've got
another caller coming in.

Dan: Hi you're on the air with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: (female AGAIN!) Hello.

Dan: What a surprise another f'cking chick. *wow they are reading my thoughts*

Scott: It's all chicks calling for Eddie.

Eddie: Hello.

Caller: Hey Eddie I'm calling from your school in Arlington, Texas.

Eddie: All right UTA what's up?

Caller: Not much just wanted to say congrats man we were rooting for you the whole
time.

Eddie: Thanks hun. (aww - he sounds so sincere - melts - hehehe)

Caller: You were the only one that stayed real in the whole house.

Eddie: I appreciate it.

Caller: You and Britt too of course.

Eddie: Yea Britt's cool.

Dan: Speaking of your college. Some guy sent me an email saying he was watching the
internet feeds 24 hours a day, and he saw you mouth your address.

Eddie: Oh no, I uh said it once. I said where I live over there in Texas.

Dan: God you can not wait to get p*ssy. (I HATE that damn word)

Dan: You can not wait. *all laughing including the caller over this*

Scott: Have you noticed strange people uh lingering around your house?

Eddie: No because I'm not down there I'm up in NY.

Scott: Oh.

Eddie: I'm not f'cking stupid.

*laughing*

Scott: *laughs* Okay.

Eddie: Where's everybody at? Everybody's outside they've been there for years because I
don't live there anymore. (confused over this statement - I guess he's saying people can
be there as long as they want to because he doesn't live there anymore).

Dan: Now seriously dude are you going do think it's going to be put back together with
this Monica chick or what?

Eddie: Yea you know what man. I don't know man. I wish her the best I've been with the
girl for a year man she's a sweetheart.

Scott: I don't understand this. So you still love her?

Eddie: Yea I do. I do.

Scott: What's the deal? I mean you uh go into this house, you were faithful to her, and
you walk out with $500,000.00 dollars and then she leaves.

Eddie: Yea (sounds a disappoined about this whole thing with Monica)

Dan: Yea it doesn't make sense.

Eddie: It's pretty f'cking stupid. Yea it makes a lot of sense I'm going to wipe my ass and
then take a sh*t.

Dan: I would marry you and then divorce you.

*laughing*

Dan: I would take the cash and then I would be like. What the f'ck is this Jamie bi*ch.

*all laughing again really hard*

Dan: Now uh let's take another call. Dan & Scott show you're on with Eddie.

Caller: Hi (woman AGAIN!).

Eddie: I love women. Hey what's up?

Caller: Can you hear me. Hi Eddie this is Kelly/Holly I'm the girl that sent you the
banner I wanna lick your teeth.

*all laughing and cheering*

Eddie: You're crazy as sh*t Holly.

Caller: Huh?

Eddie: You're crazy.

Caller: *laughing* I know I had to call. Um you know when you saw the banner you said
that I could do that when you out of the house so that's why I'm calling.

Eddie: Alright.

Dan: Gee I wonder why Monica left ya.

Scott: Wait so you sent the banner that said you wanted to lick Eddie's teeth? (I
remember that one! *laughs*

Caller: Yea.

Scott: And you really do?

Caller: Yea.

Scott: Man. *all laughing*

Caller: He said I could lick his teeth then and other things.

Scott: Now we're starting to find out why Monica left you Eddie.

*hear a bong sound which refers to someone getting a uh woody*

Dan: So the banner that flew over that said I wanna lick your anus whatever happened to
that banner?

Eddie: No that one didn't make it. The guys at the airport couldn't sell anus.

Scott: So Eddie you're going to let her do that?

Eddie: Uh. (at loss for answer to this one I'm sure)

Dan: *imitating Eddie* Sure, I'll help the kid out sure.

Scott: If it turns her one what the hell.

*Eddie is laughing*

Dan: Dan & Scott show you're on with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: *a guy? Wow* Hey. Hey NY baby.

Eddie: What's up?

Caller: Hey man you got Gunniness or Cornona?

Eddie: Actually I've got some f'cking Bailey's.

Caller: Bailey's?

Eddie: I'm f'cking beerless.

Caller: I hear ya.

Dan: Alright we're going to the next phone call. Dan & Scott show you're on the air with
Eddie. Hello.

Caller: *female* Hi. This is Michelle from Vegas.

Scott: Alright Michelle you're on with Eddie.

Caller: Hi Eddie.

Eddie: What's up Michelle.

Caller: We love you.

Eddie: Oh I love you too.

Scott: So what do you want to lick on Eddie?

Caller: Anything and everything. (Way to go caller - laughs)

Dan: Oh, I hate Eddie.

Caller: Yea Eddie's got it. He's got it all. Hey Eddie we're all sitting in the chatroom.
We all send our love.

Eddie: Hey thanks.

Caller: Hey listening I was just wondering I kind of heard through the grapevine that you
might be coming to Vegas?

Eddie: Yea you know everyone you know wanted to plan out a trip. Yea we might be
doing that you know. I mean I rather f'cking put my money to a nice holiday but.

Caller: Hey you know what if you come out this way we would sure be happy to show
you around.

Eddie: Hey yea you know with an invite like that it would be f'cking foolish not to go.

*all laughing*

Caller: I'll tell you anything and anything you wanna see Eddie.

Eddie: Wonderful.

Dan: Vaginal cap; everything.

Caller: Anything he wants. Anything he wants he's got.

Dan: Do we got an open invite too?

Caller: Absolutely guys.

Dan: Aw you're full of sh*t. *good one Dan* I guarantee you she's full of sh*t. Uh, let's
see Lloyd writes in uh during a commerical break when Julie came in by you at the end.
You guys were talking that you had a mutual friend in the wheelchair basketball thing.

Eddie: Yea.

Dan: He wants to know if CBS standards and practices are going to f*ck you because of
that. That's why you're not getting the check.

Eddie: Yea. Uh I don't know.

Dan: Probably not. Uh they're very busy over there.

Eddie: They've got better things to worry about like making the next season not suck as
much as we did.

Dan: Yea they got a lot of problems on the set of Diagnosis Murder. They gotta get over
there and deal with that stuff.

*Eddie laughing*

Dan: Let's see uh while dancing this is from Key. Key writes in while dancing you told
cast that if you ever met fans on the street you would tell them to get the f'ck away. Do
you still feel that way?

Eddie: Crazy fans yea. But I've been out not even a week and I've met nothing but
nothing but f'cking good people. Real positive. Real positive people who enjoyed the
show even though it did suck. A lot of people could relate to me and I've been running
around Manhattan the past few days and uh.

Scott: People must come up to you no matter where you go.

Eddie: Let's put it this way I'm pretty f'cking unmistakeable.

*laughing*

Dan: Yea I know.

Eddie: Three hundred f'cking yards away.

Dan: A string of teenage girls following you.

Eddie: Licking my teeth and everything man. Taking me to Vegas, the whole nine yards.
But nah man honestly all the fans running to me have been real cool and I appreciate them
stopping up. If anybody has questions that wanna ask I have no problem.

Dan: I know someone who someone who isn't a big fan.

Eddie: Yea.

Scott: Yea not to put some rain on your parade.

Eddie: Bring the sh*t.

Scott: I'm going to play you some audio tape. We had Jordan on the show a few weeks
ago.

Eddie: Bring the sh*t.

Scott: Now we're going to play this to you and you can respond

Eddie: Alright.

Scott: about Jordan afterwards but this what Jordan about you on our show.

Jordan: *laughing*

Dan: Jordan has just voted for Eddie. She wants Eddie out of the Big Brother house.

Jordan: you know what is so funny if I had been in there my experiences outside too. If I
had never been there and I was watching the show I would think Eddie rocked. I would
be like, "Go Eddie". And that's how I was in NY. I got out of the house and I'm watching
the show and I'm like yea and the beef in the house and I was just like you little f'cker if
you had another leg on you people would have your ass out of that house so quick. I'm
like seriously, seriously the guy's getting the sympathy vote and I'm pissed. I hated that. I
said long, a long time ago, that he's a conversational dead beat. I used that expression in the redroom because he is. He just what he does he's in the house, just plants his ass
down, drinks, he's like whatever I'm just here to do my time. He doesn't care about
anyone. He doesn't really have any emotional ties the only emotional response that he has
shown has been his dislike for me. (talk about being MAJORLY pissy. You know the
saying once a bi*ch always a bi*tch. Well, at least we know Jordan never changes)

Dan: *laughing*

Scott: So there it is. Now keep in mind Eddie we were laughing a bit but that's before we
actually thought you would do our show.

Eddie: I appreciate it. Thank you for being honest. I got something to say right the f'ck
now.

Dan: Go ahead.

Eddie: Sticks and stones may break my bones but I'll never lose the hard-on I used to f'ck your
mother Jordan. (OUCH! She does deserve it though!) That's it man.

Scott: Whoa.

Dan: Somehow Andrew Dice Clay picked up the phone. Hey could you uh put Eddie
back on?

*laughing*

*playing a wav with John Travolta saying - That's cool baby you know how it is rocking
and rollin' and what not*

Scott: Let's see if Jordan has a response.

*playing Jordan's wav - I'm not going to be pissy* *this wav rocks* *cont - I'm not
going to be mad.*

*laughing*

Dan: Dan & Scott show you're on with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: How's it going folks? *guy caller*

Dan: Hey Eli.

Caller: Eddie you didn't get any sympathy votes at all. You played the game damn well
man.

Eddie: Thanks a lot man.

Dan: Wait no no you got sympathy votes

Caller: Okay well I mean you can't think it's all sympathy guys.

Dan: In life sometimes. What is that saying that god gives you lemonade. Hold on Eli.
I'm on a rant.

Scott: *saves Dan* God gives you lemons and you make lemonade.

Dan: Alright I don't know what the f'ck that is. Listen it sucks that you lost your leg
obviously but you can play that to your advantage.

Caller: He is a good man.

Dan: But a good man with one leg and you can play that to the people. I mean there's
nothing wrong with that.

Eddie: Here's what I know. I know that I get good parking man.

*laughing*

Dan: *laughing* He gets good parking.

Eddie: That's all I know bro. I park wherever the f'ck I want.

Scott: Hey that's a good thing to have. Hey Dan and I live in Queens we know what's it
like to have your car towed.

Dan: How does a guy get one of his legs taken off how can i look into that?

*Eddie laughing - I don't find this too funny myself*

Eddie: Yea parking does suck in NY.

Dan: Eli what's your question?

Caller: Well I was just Eddie that guy did so well I mean looking at the square dancing
they had. That was amazing you got off you didn't even say no I can't do it you got off
and did it. But anyway my question is I asked Britt and Karen this okay. This is
important to me because um I know you were already bonding with George alright?


Eddie: Okay

Caller: And I want to know now that you've been out of the house for almost a week have
you seen the story about what George did? I know that was an accident but did you see it?

Eddie: No I've heard about it though.

Caller: Any reactions though? Any reactions to that at all?

Eddie: Um you know I didn't see anything on it. I just heard that there was a hunting
accident whatever you know and um my only reaction is that it was a tragedy in his life
and in that poor family's life.

Dan: I heard that it was a botched bank robbery. *WHAT?*

Eddie: It's a shi*ty thing but I don't know man. He's a cool dude. He stood behind me
the whole way.

Caller: That's for sure.

Eddie: I can appreciate that.

Caller: I was just thing it's a whole thing with trust and I thought that maybe in the house
you all of people talked about that like crazy. I was just thinking that maybe you would
feel like sort of down about it that he didn't talk to you about that of all people even
though it was on the internet and t.v.

Eddie: No you know what man nobody's past is their concern. Like Mega was part of the
Black Panthers you know. That didn't concern me and the fact of the matter is that him and I
went at it because didn't agree you know. So, it wasn't the past it was all about how we
were in the house and in that house in your in that clique you know.

Dan: You bring up the Black Panther thing. We gotta be negative here. I got a bone to
pick with you. What's with the black joke?

Eddie: I made black jokes, I made white jokes, Irish jokes.

Dan: Here's the thing I don't mind a good black joke, a good white joke, I like any kind of
jokes.

Eddie: Okay I got one for ya.

Dan: Hold on let me make my point. I swear to god if he uses the N word

Eddie: Shut the f'ck up.

Scott: Don't use the N word Eddie.

Eddie: Where do handicapped people eat breakfast?

Dan: Wherever they want. They park wherever they want at the IHop.

Eddie: Yes very good.

Dan: No because you used the N word. What are you thinkin'? You know you can't use
the N word when there's cameras all over the place.

Eddie: You know if I was real conscious about the cameras maybe I would have thought
twice.

Scott: Alright so you're being honest.

Eddie: Nah you know what it was man and I can't speak for this enough. I can't speak for
the housemates but me personally I uh was in that house maybe a couple of days and I uh
was oh sh*t if I'm going to live in this place I can't be pus*sy footing around or watching
what I say or otherwise I would be like everyone else in terms of oh let me be all
politcally correct and I'm 21 year old f'cking idiot. You know I say some stupid sh*t. I
offend a lot of people by my language and stupidity and a lot comments and I apologize
but the fact of the matter if anyone out there laughed at that f'cking racist comments then
they are just as racist as I am for telling them for laughing at them and I'm not f'cking
lieing. I do apologize if I did piss people off. I do apologize. (See he IS SORRY! :) )

Dan: Alright you handled that pretty good.

*John Travolta wav - That's cool baby*

Dan: Alright listen can you hold on again?

Eddie: Sure no problem.

Dan: Okay we're going to wrap this up in a few minutes. We're going to take all of these
calls and that's it.

Scott: So call us now if you want to talk to Eddie and maybe we can squeeze you in. 877-
3922-99

Dan: Okay we're going to take a break.

*BREAK*

Dan: It sucks that the Big Brother show wasn't as big as Survivor doesn't it?

Eddie: You know I really didn't go in there for the ratings. I didn't give a sh*t.

Dan: Why couldn't they give you a million?

Scott: Yea they were a little cheap with the Big Brother.

Dan: They knew it was going to be doomed from the start.

Eddie: They knew it was going to be sh*t.

Scott: Not like five hundred thousand is something to sneeze at.

Dan: That's something like Eyada. We'd give something away. C'mon CBS break loose
with the checkbook. Give a million Regis is giving a million out every f'cking night over
there.

Eddie: Yea I remember when I signed up for this show. I said watch this I said that
••••••• right there just made a half million dollars in twenty minutes and I win this Big
Brother thing in three months. You know.

Dan: Yea it cost me my gf.

Eddie: Yea it cost me my gf, my pride. I'm a f'cking racist, handicapped prick nowadays
and people spit on me in the streets.

Dan: But you got five hundred grand?

Eddie: Yea five hundred grand. Hey at least I dress nice as people spit on me.

Dan: Brad our board guy wants to talk to you.

Caller: Eddie hey how you doing?

Eddie: What's up bro.

Caller: Long live lower east side man. What is five hundred grand. Is that like one
hundred, two hundred, what is it?

Eddie: $320,000.00

Caller: $320 cash?

Eddie: Yeah Uncle Sam takes like a buck $1.79 or some sh*t like that.

Caller: Yea you mean you'll have like 320 in cash and a receipt that says $320,000.00.
You can go to the MAC and the balance available it will say $320,000.00?

Eddie: Something like that. *laughing*

Caller: You need to send me the receipt bro.

Edde: Yea man I'll f'cking post it.

Caller: I want to see a bank account balance.

Scott: Yea we wanna see the balance you gotta do that.

Eddie: Definitely I never thought about that. Yea that's good idea.

Scott: Just a little tip don't keep that all in checking. Put that way in savings or something.

*all laughing*

Scott: Curtis is going to end up you know with like 80 bucks.

Dan: Hey how pissed was Curtis? Because he said I heard on the Internet that it was
maybe it was Josh or someone said that in the Red Room yea Curtis is going to make like
$350,000.00 grand this year so he doesn't really need the money, and a lot of people are
saying that is what caused Curtis to be third place.

Eddie: Really?

Dan: I'm not making that much money. I'm never going to make $350,000.00 grand.

*all laughing*

Dan: Yea way to think positive.

Eddie: Nah I don't know. Let's do that.

Dan: Here's some email here and a bunch of calls too. Um Jana wants to know did you
jack off under the sheets?

Eddie: You know that's the million dollar question. The answer honestly is no. Nah I
didn't do it man.

Dan: A house full of pu*sies. I swear to god the first night I would have jacked off and I
would have made it an event.

Eddie: Yea it should have been an olympic event I swear.

Dan: Go for distance. Accuracy.

Eddie: Yea.

Scott: It had to be because of the cameras though right?

Eddie: Yea you know you think about it and as bad enough I was whipping um out and sh*t
in peoples faces. I uh just didn't. Yea exactly what's the I just don't wanna go that far.

Scott: Let's talk for a moment about your farting in the house.

Eddie: What do you want to know?

Scott: Did you ever fart in front of any of the girls?

Eddie: All the time.

Scott: You did.

Eddie: Yea they f'cking hated it.

*laughing*

Scott: You are a class act.

Eddie: Thanks bro.

Dan: You didn't fart in front of Cassandra?

Eddie: Yea I ripped them in front her too. I'm not going to f'cking change in front of her.

*laughing*

Scott: Oh (he's scolding Eddie for letting out air biscuits around the pristeen Cass*

Eddie: There's millions of people watching my ass. You think I'm going to change for
Cassandra.

Dan: Dan & Scott show you're on with Eddie.

Caller: *female* Hi Eddie this is Kimmy.

Eddie: Kimmy you sound upset with me.

Caller: Huh?

Eddie: You sound upset with me.

Caller: No, I'm not upset with you. I was very upset with you and I made some comments
on this show about you and I got hammered.

Eddie: Alright Kimmy if you mess with people they'll f'ck your world up.

Caller: *VERY loud caller* Hammered.

Dan: Don't mess with Eddie. Just because he has one leg doesn't mean.

Caller: No no no no no no no no no.

Caller: But that's the thing I was just on hold and you said you want to apologize to all the
people that you offended whether or not you mean to offend them or not, and you stand
behind your opinions.

Eddie: Yea. alright.

Caller: I think that's great and I stand behind my opinions, but I'm just going to tell all the
Eddie fans that I'm sorry that I offended them.

Eddie: Thank you and I'm sure my fans appreciate that. (once again VERY sincere) I'm
sure my fans have got big hearts like me and forgive you, but don't f'cking do it again.

*laughing*

Scott: You *was going to say bi*ch*

Dan: Dan & Scott show you're on with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: Hello. *female* Hi this Jane from CA.

Dan: Jane from CA.

Caller: Hi

Eddie: What's up.

Caller: I just wanted to say congratulations and I watched a lot on the net and it was
hilarious. So much fun watching you guys.

Eddie: Great thank you. (I don't get why people said he doesn't appreciate it his fans
because he reallllllllly does!)

Caller: Um are you going to move to CA too or Los Angeles?

Eddie: Uh I gotta see what opens up for me entertainment wise. You know I'm talking to
some people right now and I honestly would love to stay in NY. I do love NY, born and
raised here, and there's no place like it in the world.

Dan: Isn't it true that you're going to be playing the lead bad guy in that new Fugitive?

*all laughing*

Dan: Sh*t I wish I hadn't of f'cked that up by laughing.

Eddie: The man with one leg robbed the bank and ran all the way home. No, honestly I'd
love to stay in NY but if there was some career opportunites out in Cali yea I'd be out
there in a heartbeat. I love the weather, the weather's nice and the people well it's good
get out of a compound after three f'cking months so I don't know.

Scott: Are you getting any offers like movies or t.v. or anything?

Eddie: You know I got a lot of emails man from save.eddie.com. Save.Eddie.com has
really helped me out.

Dan: They're good.

Eddie: They really saved my ass. They got Mike over there and he's been aces, they really
helped me out. Mike man jesus I love you bro.

Dan: not in a gay way.

Eddie: No not in a gay way no not in a meat f'cker. He's a cool dude though honestly. As
a matter of fact I'm going to be running out looking for some agent and publicist and sh*t
like that.

Dan: You know I can't think of any one-legged actors.

Eddie: You know I can't think of either.

Dan: And uh did that piss you off as a guy with one leg well you know I don't know if
that would piss you off more if you had both legs gone, but remember Forest Gump.

Eddie: Yea.

Dan: When they digitally removed Gary Sinise's legs?

Dan: What do you think of that? Good or bad like wouldn't you be pissed if they like had
a.

Eddie: They digitally gave me a leg?

Dan: No, what happens if you turn on a movie right now and uh and there's a movie and
uh Pauly Shore is playing a dramatic role and they digitally take one leg out. He plays a
guy, a tough talking guy from NY, with one leg. Would that piss you off?

Eddie: Um as realistic as that sounds sh*t I don't know man.

Scott: That's a big hypothetical there.

Eddie: But you know I would just say you know what that just goes to prove you know
there's a market out there for anybody and everybody. Giving myself to make an
opportunity you know making myself available to the acting industry to where they can
cast me. You know what I'm saying that they have to go to those lengths to digitally
remove Pauly Shore's leg.

Dan: And put it in his ass.

Eddie: And surgically put it in his ass. You know I would blame no one but myself and I
wouldn't be pissed. I would be like what an ••••••• he should have gone done to the
casting studio and taken sh*t like that. Anyway.

Scott: You know if none of these t.v. or movie deals pan out, I bet there's a job for you at
Eyada.

Eddie: Thank you. *laughing*

Scott: You're outspoken you love to use the profanity.

Eddie: Profanity is great man you know what I get my balls broken a lot about my bad
mouth and I have bad mouth, and you know sh*t man sorry about that. The fact that of
the matter is that a thousand curses never tore anybody's shirt okay. I mean the way I see
it man cursing is like the middle of the road bro. It keeps me personally from f'cking
running away and from beating somebody's face loose. You know?

Scott: I hear ya. (basically scared at this point not to agree! *laughs*

Eddie: It doesn't hurt anybody.

Dan: here's some email. Hey Eddie this may have already been covered by I just tuned in
and what did you really think of Jamie while in the house? Is she really the bi*ch that
seems to be? I wanted to kick her right in her pouty mouth on a daily basis. Jennifer from
League City, Texas.

Eddie: Alright Texas cool. Uh Jamie quite honestly man you know I haven't seen any of
the tapes but I mean I told her to her face many times that rollin' dice and sh*t like that. I
wasn't going to stop her I might have f'cking tired to stop her, but I told I think that's
bullsh*t you can better use your priviledges. I told her you know quit it with the make-up
and sh*t like that. I told her to quit stressing about stupid things because she would bug
out about dumb sh*t Big Brother would throw at us like questionaires and everything.
I'm like come on this isn't a f'cking bad thing you know. She would *imitates her crying*
bug out and I said look a bad day in here is running out of f'cking toilet paper. I said a
bad day on the outside is like a car bomb going off in Northern Island killing kids.

Dan: It seemed like CBS nobody was trying. They were trying to rile you guys up and no
one is biting for it.

Eddie: Yea everybody is pouting and bi*ching.

Dan: Jamie especially she was all about the experience and being a friend.

Eddie: You know and everybody said it was all about the experience and whatever, and
then when the one question came up that said what if we could split the money tonight
and everybody would walk with a hundred thousand dollars. Everybody was yes oh yes. I
said look if you win will you split your f'cking money with me? Aw that's another
question. Come on who's bullshi*ting who?

Dan: Yea I definitely would have done that. I would have taken the cash.

Scott: Yea there was a lot of bullshi*ting going on.

Dan: We got a ton of email about Jamie like I want to know uh the time 2Faced Jamie
bi*ch walked in on the guys and they had hard-ons. Is this true?

Eddie: Yea yea yea. I remember it was one f'cking morning she come walkin' in and Josh
had a f'cking dream or whatever, and I was hard because I had a dream about my girl
alright. So, anyway I got this boner and I was thinking about my girl and Jamie comes
walking in and for some reason. *does an airplane noise when it's going down hence his
boner going flat as well* It deflated man.

*Dan is cracking up*

Eddie: Then I got up to go to the bathroom. I was like thanks many I appreciate it.

Scott: Aw man Jamie actually deflated you.

Dan: Were you guys walking around naked with boners?

Eddie: Not naked nah.

Dan: But underwear and you could definitely see it?

Eddie: Yea, she would see it.

Dan: Do you think she masturbated?

Eddie: I don't know man. I can't speak for her.

Dan: Was her lip gloss tube inserted?

Scott: We'll have to ask Jamie if she ever comes on the show.

Dan: The other thing we got like four billion emails Scott you know what.

Scott: Yea we have to ask you about. We got a lot of emails there was uh a scene on the
Big Brother show where you wanted to clothesline Jamie.

Eddie: Oh yea.

Scott: Like you were sitting at the table and you want to uh.

Eddie: Choke hold her man.

Dan: I just want to say for the record that I'm the only one out of Scott, Jamie and me. I
was the only one watching it and I said right on Eddie.

*Dan laughing*

Eddie: I appreciate that. Thanks man.

Scott: I was just wondering. Well, a lot of people are wondering what did you mean by
that. Were you just goofing around or.

Eddie: No man I just sat there and I just had this chemical imbalance in my head that said
put your forearm to her esphoagus now and hard.

Scott: Really? Now was it because she uh pissed you off or something, or was it......

Eddie: I don't know man I just felt like dropping her to the floor.

Dan: Was it the fumes from her make-up (Trying to save Eddie from his own answer)

Eddie: I don't know what is was man.

Dan: Standing next to Jamie with the amount of make-up that she has on it is similar to
working in a print shop.

Scott: That could be it so the chemicals coming off of her.

Dan: Dan & Scott show you're on with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: *female* Hi. Hi Eddie.

Eddie: Hey yo.

Caller: Congratulations on your winning and the promise of money from CBS.

*Eddie laughs*

Eddie: Yea thanks.

Caller: I have two real quick questions. Have you done any bi*ch work since you got
out?

Eddie: Nah, no bi*ch work. I apologize to all the women out there for the bi*ch
comment. No bi*ch work I got a dishwasher in real life.

Caller: I thought it was hilarious.

Dan: It didn't look liked Cassandra like that.

Eddie: Yea she didn't like that sh*t but she didn't have the gall and spoke and tell me
about it. I don't know.

Caller: Do you miss Chiquita?

Eddie: Yea I miss Chiquita but I got three of my own dogs. They're nothing but
headaches man but honestly I'm looking to get that three-legged pug.

Caller: Yes.

Eddie: He's really cool but I gotta see what my future holds. If I'm here in NY then I'll get
that dog, but if I went back to school right away I can't do it because got an apartment
down there and if I go out to LA unless I uh.

Dan: How funny would that be seeing that walking down three street, a three-legged dog
pulling a one-legged guy.

Eddie: Wouldn't that be cool. I'll say this though we would get the best parking
anywhere.

*all laughing*

Dan: Dan & Scott show you're on the air with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: *male* Congratulations.

Eddie: Hey man thanks a lot.

Caller: You know everyone in the AOL chatroom is going that's you're on and they wanna
say hello and send they're support and that they love ya.

Dan: Hold on a second let me break in here. What's your name.

Caller: My name's Bruce.

Dan: Bruce son of a ••••• everyone listen pay attention to how Bruce is. You hear that
he came on he came right to the f'cking point. He got his subject out there.

Caller: Wait a minute I got a question though for Eddie.

Dan: Alright go ahead.

Caller: Alright what the f'ck happened..

Dan: He even curses.

Caller: Now wait a minute in the house a lot of the people were talking about how they
were going to be stars. Not you Eddie because you were pretty cool, but a lot of people in
the house were talking about that and it seems now and the ratings weren't that great. Has
anybody talked to you about the ratings? Mentioned anything about a future BB show?

Eddie: Uh not to my knowledge no and to tell you the truth I mean I haven't even really
spoken to any of the housemates outside the show. I uh been catching up with my own
family and talking to them. No the ratings weren't as big as everyone in the house wanted
and uh you know I'm sure there was a feeling of disappointment when they got out and
they weren't really recognized as much as they would have like to have been.

Caller: Right. And it seems like Brittany is the only one that is like going to do anything?

Eddie: Yea Brittany's doing really good. She signed with a real great talent agency. As a
matter of fact, She was going to fly out here tomorrow. She's going to come out and hang
out in NY for a bit. Um but she uh.

Caller: But it was so cool to watch you on the internet. It was such a huge internet thing
and I don't know how if you realize just how many like people were tuning into it. I miss
you guys I really do.

Dan: Bruce to be honest the internet feeds were so goddamn boring. What about action?

Caller: I have no f'cking life okay.

Dan: Listen you can listen to us 24 hrs a day.

Caller: Oh I do. I've been on show before you guys are great too.

Dan: Finally some respect. Some what about George. I gotta do my George for you. I
say this to everyone but the thing I liked about George was that uh he was nice guy from
the Midwest. He can talk anything, whatever he's talking about the most simple thing.
He could talk to you about and it would seem like it's uh brain surgery and here it goes.
Hey you know something wait my mic is not at the proper levels.

*imitating George* Hey you know something Eddie being in this house it really makes a
guy think. It really, really does.

*Eddie laughing*

*playing Geo wav, "And I'll tell you what it's kind of exciting". Oh damn that never gets
old. *LMFAO*

Dan: At any point did you think that everyone was shining him on. You know like the
clip that Scott just played about it's kind of exciting.

Eddie: Yea.

Dan: And you just hear Cassandra rather put a bullet in he head than listen and she goes
that's right George go by the chickens.

Eddie: Yea people did egg him on do f'cking stupid sh*t like spaceman outfits and stuff.

Scott: I wanted to say to you Eddie that it was cool that you were a friend to George. I
liked George a lot.

Eddie: Thanks.

Scott: A lot of people called this show and they were bashing George actually toward the
end when he started to lose his mind a little bit.

Eddie: Yea.

Scott: I thought George was a cool guy.

Eddie: Yea honestly he was and another f'cking dude was out there that really got to know
him. Maybe he was little bit kooky and sh*t but the bottom line was man he was a
f'cking good dude. He stood behind me and I stood behind him, and it really did hurt me
in the end to nominate his a** but you know I said this a hundred times in that place. You
know can't forget the face of your family or why you're there, and it hurt me to f'cking
nominate him but I had to do it you know.

Dan: Yea no it made sense. I mean it's a game and no one.......

Eddie: You can't really lose sight of that. I mean you can't lose sight of the fact that
people in your lives have been taking care of you every day. Like people in my life have
been taking care of me for 21+ years and I've known George two months, so it's sell out
on George to take of my mom who has been by two years while I was sick with cancer, or
not sell out on George get f'cked later on you know what I'm sayin'.

Dan: *imitating George* Hey you know something Eddie.

Eddie: What?

Dan: *imitating George* Is being with one leg is that as hard as it seems and I really,
really want to know.

Dan's voice: I don't know. I guess George wouldn't have asked that.

Eddie: Not really, nah.

Dan: Bradley another question.

Bradley: We have a guy from save.eddie that really would like to get through.

Dan: Alright.

Eddie: Bring him in he's a good dude.

Dan: Mike. Hey Mike

Caller: He it makes me sound like I'm f'cking begging him Bradley.

Bradley: No man. I'm giving you the propers.

Dan: There's so much f'cking NY in this room right now I can't take it.

Caller: Yo Ed. Ed man.

Eddie: Yo.

Caller: I think these two guys are fags what do you think? *what an ass*

Eddie: Is that true guys or what?

Dan: No

Scott: No we are not.

Caller: They come from f'cking Wisconsin man. *what's wrong with WI* What's in WI?

Scott: What is it with you NY people.

Dan: The Green Bay Packers.

Scott: We got what we got here at Eyada a lot of people are born and raised in NY. We
got so much sh*t because we're from WI and it doesn't bother us.

Eddie: Really.

Dan: Eyada hired all of these big NY stars to do shows but guess how's #1 everybody,
and then they move us to midnight to goddamn three in the morning and we're still
number goddamn one.

Caller: That's because there's nobody else on.

Scott: There's only like another couple dozen hosts here.

Dan: There's like 30 hosts here.

Caller: Wait one second. Hey Ed let me ask you a question.

Eddie: Okay.

*i didn't get the question but I think it's about the fact that it's really hard to get a question
on the show because of all the phone lines being tied up*

Eddie: I heard there's a lot of Canada fans. Thank you.

Dan: It sounds like your dissing us Mike.

Scott: Okay we're going to have to hang up on you.

Caller: *female* Yea hey how's it goin?

Dan: Good.

Scott: Good.

Caller: Great is Eddie still on? I hear him. Can I talk to him?

Eddie: Hello?

Caller: Eddie. Alright he's talking on the internet what's happening. Hey gosh Eddie is
the most awesome dude ever. Hey I've been the big promoter in NC. We're talking
about a southern state you gotta give um credit for this.

Dan: Listen to that voice octave change. *I noticed that as well - kind of weird*

Eddie: Thank you very much. Thank you for your support.

Dan: Thank you. Good luck.

*laughing*

Dan: Dan and Scott show you're on with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: Hello. *female*

Dan: Hi

Caller: Damn

Dan: Son of a bi*ch.

Caller: Everybody's taking my f*cking question.

Dan: You forgot it.

Caller: No everybody's taking them.

Dan: Do you want to lick his balls? What?

Caller: Uh no thank you. *laughs* I guess uh and everybody in the chatroom wants to
know if Eddie has seen his nude pics?

Eddie: Nah I haven't seen anything on the internet.

Dan: You've got nude pics of him?

Caller: Oh I don't there's some of his and Josh.

Eddie: Alright.

Caller: And when he was in the shower

Scott: No way.

Caller: Uh huh and when

Eddie: How do I look? Do I look hung or what?

Caller: You can't tell because a shower door is like what a shower does is. You can see it
though.

Scott: Where did the pics come from? You mean somebody at CBS grabbed them from
the shower cam?

Caller: Yea.

Scott: They wouldn't have shown that on the internet feed.

Caller: Well, it was really quick. He was in the shower and Josh was standing next to
him. I think it was like Jamie's last night maybe?

Dan: What the hell. Are you at a cocktail party? What's all that noise in the background?

Scott: That's our show.

Caller: That's your show dude.

Dan: Sounds like a cocktail party.

Scott: Turn down your computer.

*laughing*

Dan: Alright we just found out there's some nude pics there on the internet.

Eddie: Thank you.

Dan: Uh here's some email Cheryl who just wanted to know if you would go on the
Rosie's show?

Eddie: I don't know. I heard Rosie wanted me but then again after this interview she
might really hate me.

Dan: Aw man if you go on the Rosie's show

Eddie: Yea.

Dan: I'll give you $150.00 bucks if you somehow mention us.

Scott: Oh yea you gotta do that Eddie. Put on a little plug say Eyada.com.

Dan: Oh no Dan & Scott.

Scott: Or Dan & Scott.

Dan: If you put it on Eyada.com we'll give you five hundred.

Scott: Say the web address or something.

Dan: Four hundred dollars.

Eddie: I don't know man what can I do. I mean seriously man all my fans out there I
thank them every chance I get. I got emails coming out of my a** and I'm getting back to
everyone I can. You know how I'm really going to bust my ass especially out there who
brought me there where I am anybody at save.eddie.com and everybody writing in for
what you guys hear me. You know just having me on I appreciate it. Yea give me a
f'cking t-shirt I'll wear it. I don't care. You wanna give me a car I'll drive that too I don't
give a sh*t.

Scott: Alright we're going to do it then.

Dan: We're going to get Marty Martinias on the phone. We're going to need a Lexus with
the Eyada logo on it.

Eddie: That would be key man I would run around with your address with pride. I'd drive
a f'cking car that looks like stock car and put Kellogs on the side. I don't give a sh*t.
*laughing* Drive around like a f'cking clown car.

Dan: Maryanne rights in hey guys I just joined your mailing list and your bios sound a lot
like mine, so this email like live sh*t? If so, ask Eddie for a Guinness drinker when he's
coming down to New Orleans for Mardi Gras?

Eddie: Mardi Gras this year; definitely. I think me and a couple of dudes I play basketball
with and who knows maybe even Josh go down to Mardi Gras and f'ck around. Have a
couple of cold ones.

Scott: Alright. Yea I was thinking about this before with Mike calling in giving us a little
sh*t. I'm thinking what other show is a better show for you than our show? Because you
can actually come on here and talk the way you want to talk. You know what I mean?

Eddie: Yea.

Scott: I don't even see how you can do radio interviews be Eddie. You know what I
mean?

Dan: *laughing* I can't believe how dirty you are dude.

Scott: He should turn down these other pansy radio shows. Tell them to f'ck off and just
give us the exclusive. You know cause they must be hitting the seven second delay every
time two seconds. Oh man.

*laughing*

Dan: I get in the chatroom. I swear to god this is so popular. I get in the chatroom for
like two seconds and I get booted out. Okay there's more email here. Kim writes in uh
keep trying to get to the website say there's a traffic jam or whatever. I'm so glad you
guys are as hooked on Big Brother as I am. You guys are hilarious. Now I can trade one
addiction for the Big Brother for another on the Dan and Scott show. Tell Eddie he's hot.

Eddie: *suave voice* Alright.

Dan: Uh Eddie you're hot. Everyone wants to f'ck you. Uh Carrie emails in I know I'm
not the only one who is wondering this. When you were lieing on the grass with Jamie
did you really mean all those things about her being gorgeous, etc., and have given the
chance meaing no Monica would you tried to sleep with her?

Eddie: Uh. Nah, she's a good looking girl. Everybody jokes about it.

Dan: That's quite a chin she has.

Eddie: Yea the chin, but I mean nah she's a good looking girl but she's uh too hugs for
me.

*Dan laughing*

Dan: She's too hugs.

Scott: Hugs. *laughing*

Dan: Too bad you gotta clothesline her.

Eddie: Yea after the comment I'm going to f'cking clothesline you after the grass scene.

Dan: She's going to f'ck you after she does our show and sees the banner. You're on the
Dan & Scott show hello.

Caller: *female* Hey I've seen the shower pics. Eddie has a bigger dick than Josh. And I
said I would keep this short but I have to actually moan for Eddie.

*laughing*

Caller: *fake moaning*

Dan: Geeez that was it?

Scott: Aww that wasn't a good. What the hell was that?

Eddie: I know I've been in the house three months but I ain't that quick.

Dan: Right now Josh is tieing a weight on his c*ck.

*Eddie laughs*

Scott: I can't believe there really are these nudes, nude pics of you and josh, I can't believe
it. So that doesn't upset you or anything?

Eddie: Nah you know what man you gotta have this in your subconscious mind that sh*t
like this will happen.

Dan: We've got Karen photos all over the place.

Eddie: Yea there was no shame in it so the hell with it, and I'll tell you this too about the
editing man because a lot of people are bi*ching about the editing and everything and
how people are being protrayed. Um, the fact of the matter is you know like um like I
didn't drink that much in there seriously dude.

Scott: Oh please.

Eddie: Seriously dude. No seriously bro I'm not bullshi*ting you.

Dan: Where is he going to put it?

Eddie: What was that man?

Dan: I mean where are you going to I mean what is that joke about drinkers putting it all
in their leg? You ever hear of that one? What is that joke?

Eddie: No, but I see where you're going with that one f'cker.

*Dan laughing*

Dan: It's so hard to come up with one-legged jokes. I thought it would be easy damnit.

Eddie: Hop to it mother f'cker.

Scott: Looking Eddie can come up with better one than these.

Dan: He's had his whole life to do that.

Eddie: Um uh but seriously man when you get into something like that if you picked up I
know if I picked up one beer bottle, I had to take the responsibility of one camera angle
making it look like I drank a hundred beers. If I cursed once then I gotta be able to say
okay they can dub that curse in whenever they want. *smart boy*

Dan: I like the scene where you walked in and George is sleeping and you walked in and
said we're drinking, come on you wanna go drink.

Eddie: Yep. Straight up bro. Boozing.

Dan: Hello you're on the air with Eddie. Hello.

Caller: *female again* Eddie. Hi.

Eddie: Hello

Caller: Wow I've been dialing for an hour.

Eddie: Really?

Caller: Yes, and I'm so cold.

Eddie: I'm sorry.

Caller: How are you?

Scott: Why are you cold? *great question she must be in phone booth*

Caller: I'm cold because I'm sitting in the basement. (ed - okay I was wrong)

Scott: Okay.

Caller: I'm in Canada it's cold here.

Scott: Go ahead get right to your question.

Caller: I don't have a question I just really wanted to say hi to Eddie. I think he's great
and I thought he was really cool on the show, and um I hope you do respond to your
email. I sent you one to your official website that your cousin's doing.

Eddie: Alright. *Has he CONFIRMED this person on the website is his cousin? I haven't
heard him say that. Then again, he hasn't said it isn't his cousin either? Things that make
you go hmmmmmm.*

Caller: Which I thought was really great. Uh don't worry about Jordan she's just a sore
loser like that Sue bi*ch from Survivor.

Eddie: Alright.

Scott: Jordan's very pissy.

*playing that Jordan wav about being pissy and mad* *LMFAO*

Dan: So you are in the basement in Canada right now?

Caller: Yea I'm in the basement.

Scott: You know what you could do for Eddie that he really would appreciate it. Maybe
you should fake an O for him. (O meaning orgasm) *L*

*caller is laughing*

Scott: You wanna do that?

Caller: You want me to do that for you Eddie? (Oh yes I'm sure he's just waiting with
bated breath. whatever!)

Scott: Just give him a few moans.

Caller: Oh yea that girl was bad that other girl I don't know. (*laughing* - I can't believe
how far these people will go to impress Eddie. *shakes her head*) *caller moans* Oh
baby oh Eddie. You know that's the most embarassing thing I've ever done.

Eddie: *laughing* Listen you haven't been on the Big Brother show. That was some
embarassing sh*t. *trying to make her feel a little bit better*

Dan: Yea like when you fell by the shower that was uh that was pretty bad.

Eddie: Yea man I heard about that spill. I hadn't seen it but I took this f'cking spill and I
look and I'm like nobody saw that. Wait a minute I'm in the big brother house.

Scott: Everybody saw it.

Dan: Did you do anything in the house that you thought you got away with it and you
thought f'ck that's good t.v.

Eddie: Just that spill man.

Dan: You're running into the shower and you're like.

Eddie: Yo Josh is this sh*t straight? I land right on my f'cking ass.

Dan: It's like a cartoon.

Scott: Hey Eddie we have to give you credit for uh. Where was that one show where
Eddie he kicked the ball over the fence?

Dan: Damnit dude there's something wrong in your head Eddie.

Scott: You've got balls.

Eddie: Don't ever underestimate the handicapped. *YEA EDDIE*

Dan: I told Scott. There's a scene and you're standing there with one leg and you say hey
I'm going to try and kick this ball over the fence.

Eddie: They f'cking laughed at me.

Dan: I told Scott, Brad, and Amy there's no way. I've got two legs and I guarantee none
of us could do that. Here's the situation you have to lift both legs up and you're going to
fall. There's no we can even mentally do it. You're just standing there and there's go your
leg and there you go down and what the •••• there's something not right in your head.

Scott: Just an awesome kick too.

*Eddie laughing*

Scott: You may a future in football.

Eddie: or soccer. How about an ass kicking contest. You don't see that joke coming
around anymore.

Dan: Alright man we're going to let you go. *ed - thank god because this is very, very
tiring* When you get your check let's hang out and buy us some drinks.

Eddie: Yea definitely.

Dan: One more question from Brandt.

Caller: Eddie I'm not busting your balls but now that you got a lot of money can you get
like a nice hardwood mahogany leg and sh*t?

Eddie: I'm going to kick that sh*t out and get some hydrolics up in that piece. *making
fun of the mahoney leg idea* You know what I'm seeing and hollow that shit out and get
some metal toe nails and some gold trim on my ankle and sh*t. Hollow that sh*t out and
put some alcoholic in it.

Caller: Eddie you're the best man.

Eddie: You guys are crazy I really appreciate it.


Well, there you have it guys. Hey if someone gets in another chat with Eddie I WANT to know if he has feelings for Britt. I know everyone wants her with Josh but I like her and Eddie. I want to know what he means by "crush". :)

Mbliving

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 05:32 pm Click here to edit this post

Wow, thats a lot of typing. Your fingers must be numb. Thank you very much.

Dee

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 05:46 pm Click here to edit this post

Thanks so much Angel!! :):):):):)

Ångel_Of_Music

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 06:41 pm Click here to edit this post

Mb: I'm a legal assistant during the day so it's nothing for me. I have to type briefs now that's something to make the fingers numb! The hardest part is stopping and going. It can get kind of tedious but I thought everyone should see the interview! :)

Dee: No problem. I know I'm definitely not the only EddieLuver out there. *grins*

Nybob99

Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 06:46 pm Click here to edit this post

Thanks Angel great job

Itsme

Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 09:01 pm Click here to edit this post

Thanks for doing that Angel I can't get the archive to work for me :-)

Monty

Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 07:27 pm Click here to edit this post

Good Job Angel, Thanks from an Eddie Fan