Archive through September 15, 2000

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Kahlua

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:22 am Click here to edit this post

Julie Chen, where did you're career go?
You've become quite the Big Brother 'ho!
Some say you are finished
That your career's been diminished
Because you are hosting this show!

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Jamie, you're the last women left
We hope you aren't feeling bereft
Bet Brit sure is jeal-as
You're left with the fell-as
You're beguiling of them has been deft!

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Lindahntx - sorry, I can't find the original copy of the Adams Family song I did. It doesn't seem to be on the boards anymore, and I made it up on the thread, so don't have it saved anywhere.

Judy

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:24 am Click here to edit this post

That's hilarious brock - you need to send it to Thom - the guy that does the "flash movies" (see fun page) he could do a great movie with that one!!!

Lisat

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:25 am Click here to edit this post

Bbrock - That was excellent!! LOL! Thank you!

Judy

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:26 am Click here to edit this post

OK OK just one more -

There once was a doctor named Drew,
about relationships he thought he had a clue.
But his patients are whacked,
some have already cracked,
For a CBS paycheck, ain't much he's not willing to do.

Jonathan

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:44 am Click here to edit this post

There once was a girl from Seattle
for whom "storylines" did nothing but rattle.
She thought she couldn't be heard
while whining about the turd.
She lost the war having won the battle.

Judy

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:53 am Click here to edit this post

Jonathan that was mean! I just shot coffee out of my nose. THAT BURNS!!!!

Pam

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:53 am Click here to edit this post

Bbrock, that was awesome!! To bad they can't use that as one of the "Big Brother" songs. I especially liked the part that has Edie living next to Richard Hatch!! Brilliant!!

Judy

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:24 am Click here to edit this post

I think I found that Addam's family song you were looking for Kahlua
- It's under Songs and Parody's - hope this helps- :)


http://www.bomis.com/bigbrother/discus/messages/65/2584.html

Nance

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:32 am Click here to edit this post

I just hate to break up the fun...BUT I just heared Jamie say this on the live feeds to the hgs. " wow wouldn't it be cool for George to bawk he's lines of the BB song or better yet have George do the Chicken man repetious part"(sry foget what ya call that,I am laughing so hard)
No one said anything except George & Jamie who went into a balking melody...OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jamie said "Oh the fans would be laughing thier butts off at this" NOT !

Kahlua

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:33 am Click here to edit this post

Judy - Still can't find it! What am I doing wrong?

Mbliving

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:40 am Click here to edit this post

Big Brother once a had a plan
for guests to be as open as they can
Little did they know
They were going to be snowed
And the show would turn out to be a sham.

Wow, pretty bad but it was kind of fun to try.

Judy

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:41 am Click here to edit this post

Kahlua
OK I will try this click by click - but remember I might not have the right thread either

Click 1. Big Brother USA
2. General - archives
3. Songs Poems and Lists
4. SONG PARODY - if you don't remember this song, you're too young!

Somabro

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 11:37 am Click here to edit this post

Great thread (Bravo Soweird)

My offerings:

The garden out back is a haven
For Chicken Man George mis-behavin'
All cameras can see
with Eddie McGee
that George is a lunatic ravin'

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At first there were four in compliance
Mom, Dad and the Kids -- Full Compliance
Then Karen got X-ed
And Britt was the next
So much for the Family Alliance

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With Jamie, it's all about "Me"
The lip gloss and rouge for TV
Won't she be surprised
When Nielsens don't rise
Cause the Olympics are on NBC

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"Trust Eddie and Curt" from her throat
"then with the half million you'll tote"
But Josh kept it zipped
and in Britt-speak he quipped,
"That's not what this show is ABOAT"

I know really badddd..

Jonathan

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:00 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a kid from Manhasset
Who's personality had but one facet
He's in there to win
Not be proper or prim
If he get gas he will certainly pass it.

Puttergirl

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:15 pm Click here to edit this post

As the person who started this thread, I felt proud to see the response. My heart actually swelled with pride. I was also amazed at how good they were- we have some real talent here!!! CBS should be looking to this board to write their next reality series (and if you do, remember that is puttergirl with a p).

My newest addition:

Jamie asked- did Ed or Chiquita cut cheese?
Will someone answer me, please!
Woops, I hope this isn't on TV
Are they filming me?
The smell is so bad its making me wheeze.

Ok, not the greatest, but I like it!
Lets keep these up; we are WAY MORE TALENTED than the hgs.

Glass

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:28 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a beauty queen named Jamie,
how she won I was never quite sure.
Her face always painted,
her voice how it grated,
and her whining was always quite lamey.

Gomer

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:43 pm Click here to edit this post

On the gas thread

If Eddie would only try harder
he could be a musical farter
he could fart anything
from ring a ding ding
to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata!!


Eddie from what I have seen
Can fart by eating one bean
If he gets real hateful
He can eat a whole plateful
And blow out the BB's latrine!!!

:):):)

Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:44 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a man named Josh
whose buddies called him Slosh
When doing a jig
and acting the pig
On his moves the girls put the Kebosh.

Russ702

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:49 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a board full of hate.
On sane people's nerves it did grate.
Their venom did spew,
Their IQ's near "2",
May they one day meet this same fate.

Glass

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:50 pm Click here to edit this post

Four guys and a girl are what's left now,
the end is clearly in sight.
They all talk of fame,
just by playing the game.
But the audience just went to sleep, Wow!

Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:58 pm Click here to edit this post

Why don't the houseguests interact?
It's boring, that's just a plain fact --
They won't even talk
while hearing George 'bawk'
or watching him slowly go 'crack'.

Puttergirl

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:59 pm Click here to edit this post

George almost led the big walkout
Til Jamie began to think, then pout
Now they all will compete
Ed's the one to beat
Cause thats what Big Brother is all about

Puttergirl

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:10 pm Click here to edit this post

Big Brother has proven themselves to be cheap
When the hgs ran out of TP, they sure didn't weep
If they really do care
Their TP they will share
Cause if Jamie has to hold it, she'll wet in her sleep

Puttergirl

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:23 pm Click here to edit this post

At times I think Big Brother is a cartoon
Especially when George acts the buffoon
He hasn't a clue
You know its true!
Right now he's dressing up for a trip to the moon

Alright, I think I should have quit with the last one!

Glass

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 04:19 pm Click here to edit this post

Puttergirl -
You are a true inspiration to us all! Keep up the laughs!