Archive through September 28, 2000

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Tamtam01

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:00 am Click here to edit this post

I can hear the Red Room voice! They told Curits to be sure that the others don't drink any more.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:00 am Click here to edit this post

Josh is struggling to reattach his mic to his necklace, but it's hard when you're totally wasted. Someone theorizes that because of this they won't get any beer tomorrow. Josh wanders into the bedroom and gets a farmer hat.. Curtis and Eddie call to him, tell him to sit down, warn him that if he wakes up with blue hair, it's not their fault. "Josh, put down the beer bottle," says Sexy Voice. "Why don't you pass out, we'll take care of you," says Curtis.

Eddie and Curtis agree that he's had enough to drink, and that they don't ever want to see Josh's drunken dancing again. And that since Josh doesn't mind waking up with blue hair, they're going to do it. They all agree to dye it blue right now! Josh picks up a bottle, Sexy says "Josh, please do not drink anymore, and Curtis, come to the Red Room." Sexy tells Curtis in the RR that Josh has broken his microphone, and that he shouldn't drink any more; Curtis agrees, and asks if blue hair is okay, and Sexy says yes. Curtis comes out, takes his mic, and says that "Blue hair: it's a go!"

Noslonna

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:03 am Click here to edit this post

When Curtis is in the RR Eddie tells drunken Josh that he is not having any part of dyeing his hair blue. He says he didn't vote for him ever and he isn't about to dye his f*cking hair blue when he is drunk. He says if Curtis wants to he will have to do it alone.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:07 am Click here to edit this post

Right there on the couch, Curtis dumps blue onto Josh's hair. Josh smiles drunkenly, Eddie realizes what's happening and says, under his breath that he's having nothing to do with this. "Dye the sh*t out of it," he says, and "oh my God." Eddie apologizes to Josh's family; Curtis laughs as he realizes just what he's doing to Josh. Josh sways drunkenly. "You know what, it'll make you more attractive to Brit," says Curtis!! Josh tells him he hasn't used enough dye yet, so he squirts more on (right there on the couch)! Eddie belches loudly. Curtis says that this sh*t better come out of his hands.. "Don't people usually wear gloves for this?!" he realizes, then stops kneading it into Josh's hair, and says, okay, wait an hour. Eddie offers Josh five dollars to put blue handprints on all the walls, and he starts doing it. Sexy comes on and tells him not to do it, but he runs around doing it anyway! Curtis, washing his hands, tells him to wait an hour, "or you could mess up the house, that's cool." Eddie tells Josh to get some on the ceiling. Cam 1 zooms in on a blue handprint. "Every wall in the house, baby," says Josh. Then he starts smearing it on the sofa! Sexy comes on again, "Josh, please don't get your hands on anything." Curtis is still washing his hands. Josh is sitting on the (white) sofa, grinning like a fool. Cam 1 zooms on Josh's blue hair. Curtis' hands are still blue. He breaks out the rubbing alcohol.

Bbissoso

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:08 am Click here to edit this post

This clearly is one of the most hilarious times of BB so far!

Curtis finally relized that he wasn't wearing gloves while applying the dye!

Noslonna

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:09 am Click here to edit this post

Curtis finds it funny that Josh has blue dye in his hair. Josh slurs that it is on his forehead. Curtis says, "What do you care." Eddie just watching, not saying much. Curtis' fingers are blue.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:11 am Click here to edit this post

Curtis comes back and says that he has two days for this (his blue hands) to wear off. Eddie laughs silently with his hand covering his face. Josh asks if it's on his forehead; Curtis says no, but it's on his hands. Josh blabs drunkenly about being a blue-hairhead superhero.

"You were there when he asked for blue hair, right?" asks Curtis, laughing. "Oh my God." He still can't believe what he's done. "Oh, eddie, who'd have thought we'd be the sane ones," he says. "God help the Engineering Profession," says Josh.

They decide, finally, it's time for "Ultimate Croquet" outside. As they get up, Josh looks in the morrors and scrubs his hair with his fingers. The others go outside, while Josh tries in vain to wash the blue off of his hands.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:13 am Click here to edit this post

Eddie comes back in and tells Josh it's time to play. Josh continues to try to clean his hands.

I'm going to refil my Napa Valley "Japanese" saké. Be right back..

Noslonna

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:15 am Click here to edit this post

Josh at sink in kitchen trying to wash the blue dye off his forehead.

Curtis at sink in bathroom trying to wash the blue hair off of his hands with rubbing alcohol.

Curtis goes to kitchen and says, "Blue Hair, don't worry, that stuff will come out. You just need to use rubbing alcohol."

They go outside to play Ultimate Croquet.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:17 am Click here to edit this post

They're starting to play Extreme Croquet. Jokes about Josh being "bluehair", not much else.. "Cornfed Logfish", they keep saying to each other.. Curtis hits his ball into "China", the concrete area of the patio. They have named the parts of the course after cities and countries.

Kyline

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:44 am Click here to edit this post

Josh laid down on the grass and stopped moving. Sexy voice asked Curtis and Eddie to take Josh inside, wash his hair out, and put him to bed please. They agree.

They pick Josh up and carry him between them into the kitchen, where they lean him over the sink, and Curtis begins rinsing. Sexy Voice asks Curtis to check the dye packaging to see if they need to use shampoo. He argues briefly (we've done this before!), then agrees.

(ed: It sucks there's only one more show--they could have filled a WEEK"S worth of shows with this stuff LOL!)

Josh is now puking in the sink, with Curtis and Eddie encouraging him to "get rid of it" LOL! Gross. Sexy Lady asks them to take off his mike LOL!

Eddie (or Josh?) is making dinosaur-like moaning noises. I can't tell if Eddie is mocking Josh, or Josh is just acting.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:46 am Click here to edit this post

They're still playing, but Josh has passed out, face-down, on the lawn. Sexy voice comes on and asks Curtis and Eddie to take Josh inside, wash the dye out of his hair, and put him to bed, since he's just laying there.. Curtis and Eddie each take a side and walk him inside. They go to the kitchen sink to wash the the out of his hair. Josh is unconscious headfirst in the kitchen sink. "Listen, I had nothing to do with this," says Eddie. "Are you pukey?" asks Curtis. Josh moans that the temperature of the water is okay. Sexy tells them to check the packaging to see if they should shampoo his hair. While Curtis goes for the packaging, Eddie washes Sloshie's hair in the kitchen sink. Curt comes back with the shampoo and Eddie massages it in; Curt goes back for conditioner. Eddie asks Josh how he feels; Josh moans, "Good, I feel happy".. "This is what I call a happy set," Josh says. Curtis says it's the funniest thing he's ever seen. "Wait till I take you to New York, Big Brother won't be there to protect you," Eddie says. Eddie says Monica has friends who will blow his mind. "More than my mind," Josh says. Okay! Josh pukes in the kitchen sink!! "Not a problem," Curtis says repeatedly. Josh pauses, says "raspberry pie", and pukes some more. Oh, god, the sound. "When you get a chance, can you take off his mic," asks Sexy Voice.. He keeps puking. "That's my boy," says Eddie. "It was beautiful," says Curtis. "That was a hefty puke," says Josh.

Eddie and Curtis walk Josh to the bedroom, to his bed. They put him into bed, give him a bucket. "I haven't seen anybody puke in three months," says Eddie. Curtis vows to kick his ass in croquet; Eddie says he'll see the "Smurfy looking •••••••" tomorrow morning. Curtis rinses out the sink, and counts four Guinnesses each. They go back outside to finish the game, sans Josh.

Noslonna

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:47 am Click here to edit this post

12:40 AM
Josh passed out in middle of the Sh*tlins. BB tells Eddie and Josh to take him inside, it is not good for him to be lying on the grass.

Eddie washes out Josh's hair in kitchen sink. Josh throws up repeatedly into sink.

Josh says, "Got rid of my cough." Eddie says, "You got rid of your f*cking lungs, look your pancreas is in there."

Josh drunkenly smiling says, "That was a happy puke."

Eddie and Curtis help him to the boy's room. Josh slurs happily, "My hair is blue isn't it?" Eddie says he is a f*cking Smurf.

Eddie and Curtis go outside to finish their croquet game. On the way they see how many Guiness they have left and decide they will finish them before they go to bed.

Room_101

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:48 am Click here to edit this post

more banter as they play croquet.

Josh lays down on lawn.. passed out?

Curtis and Eddie keeps playing.

Sexy Voice tells them to take care of Josh.

Curt and Ed pick him and carrys him to kitchen sink.

Ed washing Josh's hair in kitchen sink as Curt picks up stuff to cover his hair so it won't stain pillow.

Josh says "he's happy" ??

Curt makin space so they can take him to bedroom.

Josh starts to puke in the kitchen sink.

Kyline

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:49 am Click here to edit this post

Curtis, in caretaking mode, helps Eddie guide Josh to bed. Curtis tells Josh he's going to go kick Eddie's ass at croquet, and they'll see him tomorrow. Eddie inserts a few "blue-haired b@stard!" comments.

Eddie asks how many Guiness are left--Curtis says a lot--Eddie says they'll finish them off? Then go to bed?

Eddie and Curtis return to the backyard to continue the croquet game.

Curtis: "Poor Sloshy"
Ed: "That was so funny. I can't wait to take him to New York!"

"Been to New York, Been to L.A., been drunk in every town along the way" sing Curtis and Eddie.

Josh appears to be sleeping soundly in the boys bedroom.

Raindog

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:50 am Click here to edit this post

12:30

OMG is anyone getting this?!?!

Josh passed out on the grass - Curt and Ed kept playing. BB then told Curt and Ed to carry Josh inside to wash his hair out "since he is just laying there". They carry him in and as soon as theyre finished washing his hair out in the sink he starts barfing big time.

BB asked that they take his mic when they got a chance. Ha-ha-ha! VERY loud. They're drunk too - but doing ok. They put him to bed. Josh is making no sense,then "goodnight Eddie".

Curt "goodnight, Im going to go kick eddie ass in croquet"

Very funny - hope someone else saw it!
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Ladyluck

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:50 am Click here to edit this post

<Nobody seems to be posting, thanks to all who caught tonight's shenanigans. LMAO!>

While playing croquet BB sexy voice came on telling CU and ED to please lift JO off the grass (he was laying there face down in the grass not moving)and rinse out his hair.

They pick JO up and hobble him into the kitchen and start rinsing his hair out in the sink. After they got all the dye out ED was toweling off his head. They remove the towel to reveal a newly "smurfed" JO. Eddie teases him about looking like "f*cking smurf!".

JO asked Ed if monica had any friend's for him.

ED: She has friend's that will blow your mind.
JO: just my mind?
ED: You sick f*ck <laughing>

I missed a bit. Next thing I know we have a nice close up shot of JO puking up everything he ate that day into the kitchen sink. BOB sure got a nice shot of that. Icky, to say the least.

ED: "Dude, look at your pancreas, your spleen is in there too!"

ED and CU take drunken JO to the BR and tuck him in. Making sure he strips down to his undies and everything (they sure are taking good care of him).

Now ED and CU back out in yard playing Ultimate Croquet.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:55 am Click here to edit this post

Curtis and Eddie are playing a game where they chant like Native Americans and toss the croquet mallets, like tomahawks, at the folding laundry rack, trying to smash it. They miss repeatedly, mallets flying everywhere. Pause to chug some Guinness. "Put the kids to bed," says Curtis. "The blue-haired children," says Eddie.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:59 am Click here to edit this post

They're smashing the rack with the mallets. "Now it's time to find produce," says Eddie. Curtis suggests finishing their beer and going to bed. Eddie says, "No," they have to find produce and play baseball! Curtis says, "Oh! Squash! Rotten squash..." They go to the garden to pick vegetables for baseball.

Josh sleeps soundly in the bedroom.

Eddie points out a big bell pepper on the "floor" (ground) to Curtis. They pick zucchini and other vegetables to use for "Curtis-ball". Eggplant-bonanza, says Curtis. "You're worse than George in there," Curtis tells Eddie.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:05 am Click here to edit this post

They have a whole basket of produce to use. They get ready to play. "Gentlemen," says Sexy voice. "It's after 1 a.m." she says. They ask if they were going to have a skit that evening, and she says yes, if Josh hadn't gone to sleep. Eddie says they only have 48 hours left, and they're going to break some sh*t first. "Oh really," says sexy. Eddie says she's in the Control Tower just a few feet away, but they could break a lot of veggies before they get their bouncers over there to stop them. "You're going to get me in trouble," says Sexy Voice. Eddie says he knows she's high up in the ranks of BB. Eddie goes inside to change into shorts for vegetable baseball, while Curtis pours two new Guinnesses for them outside.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:11 am Click here to edit this post

Eddie pitches veggies to Curtis, who swings with the bat, missing most of the time. "Too much alcohol," says Curtis. Curtis hits and smashes a few. Eddie gets splattered with vegetable pieces repeatedly. They run out, and while Eddie gets a drink, Curtis picks up pieces of vegetable for the next round.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:14 am Click here to edit this post

Curtis pitches, and Eddie, hopping on his one foot, hits way more than Curtis could.

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:21 am Click here to edit this post

They take a break; Curtis goes and checks on Josh, says he's okay. Eddie takes a glass of water for Josh to drink. "H20.. One part Hydrogen, two parts Oxygen," he says. Josh rinses his mouth out, and drinks some. Eddie says he'll leave him alone to go back to bed if he drinks some more water. Tucks him back into bed, and closes the door. Eddie goes back outside to continue the game with Curtis. Curtis can't believe he's lost four inches on his waist during these three months...

Arteitle

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:24 am Click here to edit this post

Not much more happening but Curtis batting and Eddie pitching. I'm going to bed.. hopefully if anything else interesting happens, someone will be around to catch it. Later, all... Been an interesting evening (to say the least)!!

Khrystah

Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 01:32 am Click here to edit this post

I'll jump in here for a bit

The ongoing saga of Veggie Bashing continues. Eddie is really smacking em out of there.

C: We're running out of produce
E: Okay I'm good

The guys are going inside to refresh their drinks and use the w/c.

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