Puttergirl | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 07:31 pm  I have been so bored with Big Brother this week, I started to entertain myself. For weeks, I have been thinking that George would be perfect in a limerick. So just for fun, I created 2 limericks. PLAY WITH ME... Please don't let this die... lets see how many we can create. My offers: There once was a man with Green hair Whose intellect was quite rare Some called him "nuts" Others said he had "guts" But all agreed that Teresa didn't play fair There entered the house a Beauty Queen All day long in the mirror she would preen They called her Hollywood Because they thought they should You see, her entire purpose was to be seen |
Ddd | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:06 pm  There once was a girl named Brit (most people concede she's a twit). Claimed the title of "Virgin" But her body kept urgin' her to mount ANYONE she could git. (4 minutes, 28 seconds while discussing politics with my hubby ;) |
Chris | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:34 pm  There once was a Green Virgin who couldn't decide what it was that she knew. When she thought about what to buy when she got out 'twas a case of Mountain Dew. (think about it) |
Byron | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:46 pm  They came to play the BB game To nominate one another by name For a case of TP They'd all agree To march off and claim their dubious fame |
Feedmealine | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:58 pm  Eddie is a one legged dude who's manners are always crass and crude, He farted and cursed, and made folks think the worst, Boy were they shocked when he walked away first! LOL..okay so it's bad..but the thought is a good one!  |
Spright | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:48 pm  There once was a show called Big Brother We thought it would be like no other. But the houseguests were meek, And the plot lines were weak, So we watched Julie Chen's career smother |
Rwsbetter | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:02 pm  There once was a houseguest named Curt, Who's laugh sometimes makes your ears hurt. But his perception is eerie, And he'll never get weary, If they'd only give him his damned sweatshirt. |
Gomer | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:05 pm  A casting directors nightmare-or How'd we get to this point,anyway Take a green haired goof A B##ch aloof throw them in with a boy and a Kin and a farting machine with one hoof! (doffs hat-dodges tomatoes) |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:08 pm  Eddie the Champ There once was a young lad named Eddie, He was dubbed with the name of a teddy, Eddie played fair, He is the Pooh Bear And our Champ when he gets good and ready! |
Ryn | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:10 pm  ok - just a request - PLEASE keep these 'clean' or 'not too mean' - so far they are all ok, I think most of you know whats ok & whats not - thanks I can just see some people going overboard and want to post a warning ahead of time, I hope this thread lasts a LONG tims and brings lots of smiles!!!! |
Soweird | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:12 pm  In the Big Brother garden was seen A Chicken Man out of his bean This show is a joke All mirrors and smoke I'd rather be watching Colleen |
Ryn | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:15 pm  There once was a dog name Chiquita The houseguests then dubbed her Pugita On George she did poop All the houseguests did scoop Yet all felt that no dog was neater!!! |
Soweird | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:26 pm  Oh pity the poor beauty queen Her housemates are sexist and mean They exposed her poop fears Though she bribed them with beers And her smile had a Vaseline sheen |
Really | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:30 pm  Karen was the one nicknamed Ma She aired dirty laundry, a faux pas (pronounced fo pa) 3rd to go fast She just could not last Now she has moved to sunny South CA Okie dokie I tried |
Overthewall | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:38 pm  That Curtis guy, a lawyer, he's pretty smart, and dat Eddie, youse guys, a 'Sopranos' bit part A shot on Big Brother A career chance like no other! As for Jamie? I see a cashier at Wal-Mart. |
Soweird | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:40 pm  It's tempting to blame CBS This Big Brother thing is a mess They don't make a fuss 'Cause the joke is on us Why we still watch is anyones guess |
Soweird | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:51 pm  What is the deal with the banners? Have we forgotten our manners? "VOTE GEORGE TO SAVE BRITT" "HEY HOUSEGUESTS, PLEASE QUIT!" For this we blame MediaJammers |
Dulci | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:51 pm  There once was a house in Studio City full of folks that we've come to pity the food now is bad the houseguests are sad without toilet paper things'll get shitty... |
Gomer | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:15 pm  A cheer for the BB's Eddie,Eddie,Balls of brass Sumo wrestling,kicked their a$$ Curt and georgie couldn't win Nor Brit or Jamie With her greased up chin!! |
Soweird | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:22 pm  There once was a houseguest named Cass Whose name (it's been said) equals "Class" Regarding fun, she's a dud A real stick in the mud Host of Big Brother 2? Think I'll pass |
Canucknucklehed | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:30 pm  There once was a houseguest named Curtis Whose looks were so fine that it hurt us! He's dressed to the nines My he's looking so fine, That handsome young lawyer named Curtis |
Soweird | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:32 pm  The human enigma named Josh Drank 'til they nicknamed him Slosh Forget his IQ That boy needs a clue Who uses TP to wash? |
Dulci | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:33 pm  Curtis, with limo and tux went out for just one night deluxe he's one fine looking fella our own Cinderella they didn't give him dinner--that sux. |
Glass | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:52 pm  I once had a summer addiction, watching houseguests deal with eviction, BB they said would give cash, at the end of their match, but by then no one had much conviction. |
Soweird | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:54 pm  As for my favorite, Ed Who gets grief for things that he's said His language is rough Don't like it? Tough! If he has to he'll talk to his bed |