Archive through September 14, 2000

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Puttergirl

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 07:31 pm Click here to edit this post

I have been so bored with Big Brother this week, I started to entertain myself. For weeks, I have been thinking that George would be perfect in a limerick. So just for fun, I created 2 limericks.

PLAY WITH ME... Please don't let this die... lets see how many we can create.

My offers:


There once was a man with Green hair
Whose intellect was quite rare
Some called him "nuts"
Others said he had "guts"
But all agreed that Teresa didn't play fair


There entered the house a Beauty Queen
All day long in the mirror she would preen
They called her Hollywood
Because they thought they should
You see, her entire purpose was to be seen

Ddd

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:06 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a girl named Brit
(most people concede she's a twit).
Claimed the title of "Virgin"
But her body kept urgin'
her to mount ANYONE she could git.

(4 minutes, 28 seconds while discussing politics with my hubby ;)

Chris

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:34 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a Green Virgin who
couldn't decide what it was that she knew.
When she thought about
what to buy when she got out
'twas a case of Mountain Dew.

(think about it) :)

Byron

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:46 pm Click here to edit this post

They came to play the BB game
To nominate one another by name
For a case of TP
They'd all agree
To march off and claim their dubious fame

Feedmealine

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:58 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie is a one legged dude
who's manners are always crass and crude,
He farted and cursed,
and made folks think the worst,
Boy were they shocked when he walked away first!

LOL..okay so it's bad..but the thought is a good one!

Spright

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:48 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a show called Big Brother
We thought it would be like no other.
But the houseguests were meek,
And the plot lines were weak,
So we watched Julie Chen's career smother

Rwsbetter

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:02 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a houseguest named Curt,
Who's laugh sometimes makes your ears hurt.
But his perception is eerie,
And he'll never get weary,
If they'd only give him his damned sweatshirt.

Gomer

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:05 pm Click here to edit this post

A casting directors nightmare-or

How'd we get to this point,anyway


Take a green haired goof
A B##ch aloof
throw them in
with a boy and a Kin
and a farting machine with one hoof!

(doffs hat-dodges tomatoes)

Noslonna

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:08 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie the Champ

There once was a young lad named Eddie,
He was dubbed with the name of a teddy,
Eddie played fair,
He is the Pooh Bear
And our Champ when he gets good and ready!

Ryn

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:10 pm Click here to edit this post

ok - just a request - PLEASE keep these 'clean' or 'not too mean' - so far they are all ok, I think most of you know whats ok & whats not - thanks :)

I can just see some people going overboard and want to post a warning ahead of time, I hope this thread lasts a LONG tims and brings lots of smiles!!!!

Soweird

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:12 pm Click here to edit this post

In the Big Brother garden was seen
A Chicken Man out of his bean
This show is a joke
All mirrors and smoke
I'd rather be watching Colleen

Ryn

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:15 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a dog name Chiquita
The houseguests then dubbed her Pugita
On George she did poop
All the houseguests did scoop
Yet all felt that no dog was neater!!!

Soweird

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:26 pm Click here to edit this post

Oh pity the poor beauty queen
Her housemates are sexist and mean
They exposed her poop fears
Though she bribed them with beers
And her smile had a Vaseline sheen

Really

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:30 pm Click here to edit this post

Karen was the one nicknamed Ma
She aired dirty laundry, a faux pas (pronounced fo pa)
3rd to go fast
She just could not last
Now she has moved to sunny South CA

Okie dokie I tried

Overthewall

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:38 pm Click here to edit this post

That Curtis guy, a lawyer, he's pretty smart,
and dat Eddie, youse guys, a 'Sopranos' bit part
A shot on Big Brother
A career chance like no other!
As for Jamie? I see a cashier at Wal-Mart.

Soweird

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:40 pm Click here to edit this post

It's tempting to blame CBS
This Big Brother thing is a mess
They don't make a fuss
'Cause the joke is on us
Why we still watch is anyones guess

Soweird

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:51 pm Click here to edit this post

What is the deal with the banners?
Have we forgotten our manners?
"VOTE GEORGE TO SAVE BRITT"
"HEY HOUSEGUESTS, PLEASE QUIT!"
For this we blame MediaJammers

Dulci

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 10:51 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a house in Studio City
full of folks that we've come to pity
the food now is bad
the houseguests are sad
without toilet paper things'll get shitty...

Gomer

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:15 pm Click here to edit this post

A cheer for the BB's


Eddie,Eddie,Balls of brass
Sumo wrestling,kicked their a$$
Curt and georgie couldn't win
Nor Brit or Jamie
With her greased up chin!!

Soweird

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:22 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a houseguest named Cass
Whose name (it's been said) equals "Class"
Regarding fun, she's a dud
A real stick in the mud
Host of Big Brother 2? Think I'll pass

Canucknucklehed

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:30 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a houseguest named Curtis
Whose looks were so fine that it hurt us!
He's dressed to the nines
My he's looking so fine,
That handsome young lawyer named Curtis

Soweird

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:32 pm Click here to edit this post

The human enigma named Josh
Drank 'til they nicknamed him Slosh
Forget his IQ
That boy needs a clue
Who uses TP to wash?

Dulci

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:33 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis, with limo and tux
went out for just one night deluxe
he's one fine looking fella
our own Cinderella
they didn't give him dinner--that sux.

Glass

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:52 pm Click here to edit this post

I once had a summer addiction,
watching houseguests deal with eviction,
BB they said would give cash,
at the end of their match,
but by then no one had much conviction.

Soweird

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 11:54 pm Click here to edit this post

As for my favorite, Ed
Who gets grief for things that he's said
His language is rough
Don't like it? Tough!
If he has to he'll talk to his bed