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Janine

Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 09:13 pm Click here to edit this post

Did anyone see this tonight...10 ways to make Big Brother more exciting? LOL... Number one was Make something happen..anything!!

Charlotteindigo

Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 01:32 am Click here to edit this post

The Late Show, 8/9/00
Top Ten Ways to Make Big Brother More Exciting:

10. For every exotic dancer voted out, two must move in
9. Seal off all exits; flood house with a foot of water every hour
8. Give each person a bottle of gin and some ninja throwing stars
7. Two words: Dick Cheney
6. Have them share public's suffering by forcing them to watch "Big Brother"
5. Every two weeks, somebody has to marry Darva Conger
4. Instead of a house, make it an island - call the show "Survivor"
3. Remove all food from house - make them vote on whom to eat next
2. 10 strangers, 3 months, 1 house, 6 West Nile mosquitos
1. Get something to happen. Anything.