SONG TITLES approriate to BIGBROTHER and the HOUSEGUESTS

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Kahlua

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 01:49 pm Click here to edit this post

Hi All! So glad to be back, by the way. Okay, over at the BBB board, they have a fantastic thread going on movie lines that are appropriate to the houseguests and/or the house. As it wouldn't be right to steal their hilarious thunder, why don't we start are own list of song titles that fit in?

I'll get the ball rolling:

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST - for Karen, on banishment day

LIKE A VIRGIN - Brittney

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD - Karen again

SUPERFREAK - Brittney

TAINTED LOVE - Karen (on her marriage)

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE - George

I TOUCH MYSELF - Eddie and/or Josh

LAWYERS IN LOVE - Curtis (longing for Jamie)

...that's it for now. Anyone care to add?

Sultryxtc69

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 02:18 pm Click here to edit this post

1. Josh.. Torn between 2 lovers feeling like a fool.

2. George. Chicken Dance.

3. Jamie. Barbie Girl

4. Brit. Baby talk, baby talk. it's a wonder you can walk ( a scene from the Brady Bunch)

5. Cass. Once, twice, 3 times a lady

6. Karen. Love Stinks

Jbob

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 02:24 pm Click here to edit this post

D-I-V-O-R-C-E - Karen

BLOWIN' IN THE WIND - Eddit

TEARS OF A CLOWN - Britt

YOU'RE SO VAIN - Josh

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO LOVE HIM - Britt

RICH GIRL - Britt

YOU SHOULD HEAR HOW SHE TALKS ABOUT YOU - Karen

BEAT IT - Karen

SHARING THE NIGHT TOGETHER - Britt et al.

PUT ON A HAPPY FACE - Jamie

UP ON THE ROOF - George

Dangergirl

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 02:54 pm Click here to edit this post

LET'S SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER--Britt

YOUR'RE NEVER FULLY DRESSED WITHOUT A SMILE--Jamie

LOOKIN' FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES--Karen (she isn't gonna get it from the American public!)

I'M SO TIRED--Eddie

SLEEPING SINGLE IN A DOUBLE BED--Britt (after Karen gets the boot!)

La33

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 03:37 pm Click here to edit this post

FIRE DOWN BELOW ------ Brittany

FAME ---- Jamie

YOU CAN'T GET A MAN WITH A GUN - (ops! I guess he did) - George

THEME FROM CLUELESS --- Josh

HOLD ON, I'M COMING --- Eddie

Adige

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 04:17 pm Click here to edit this post

Cool

In the 'House of the Rising Sun'
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow = Karen
Crying = Karen
Calendar Girl = Jamie (she would love it)
The Stripper = Jordan (though she is gone)
Playboy = Josh
Go Away Little Girl = Brittany
I cant get not Satisfaction = Josh
Rescue Me = Cassandra
You Cant Hurry Love = Josh and Brit
Lightnin Strikes = George
Hanky Panky = Brit and Josh
19th Nervous Breakdown = Karen
Secret Agent Man = Curtis
Walking the Dog = the dog
Georgie Girl = the fem side of George
I cant get next to you = Josh and Jamie
Suspicious Mind = Karen
Let it Be = Cassandra
Spill the Wine = Eddie
One Bad Apple = Will
Treat Her like a Lady = Cassandra
I am Woman = Cassandra
Goody Two Shoes = Jamie
Separate Lives = Karen
Once Bitten Twice Shy = Brit
I get around = Brittany
Love Shack = Brit+ everybody
Chain of Fools = us watching this show daily (lol)

Bigbrofan

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 04:18 pm Click here to edit this post

Josh's should be "I can't get no satisfaction"

Just thought I'd jump in!

Kahlua

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 04:22 pm Click here to edit this post

LOL Guys! Great songs.

Here's some more:

FOOL ON THE HILL - GEORGE

SWEET BABY JAMES - JAMIE

CELEBRATE - the other houseguests, once Karen gets kicks out

DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME - Mega, Jordan and Karen

THE B ITCH IS BACK - if Karen doesn't get banished

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR - JAMIE

THE SOUND OF MUSIC - what the other guests hear when Josh sings out by the pool

NINE TO FIVE - us poor shmucks who work for a living

CIGARETTES and WHISKY and WILD, WILD WOMEN - seems to fit the themes of the show

SPACE ODDITY - presuming Britt really is an alien

I'M TOO SEXY - Jamie / Eddie / Josh

BIZARRE LOVE TRIANGLE - Britt / Josh / Jordan

ANGEL EYES - for Cass, because she has beautiful eyes

OPERATOR - George, so he can call home again

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY - Karen and (eventually) Britt

Kahlua

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 04:31 pm Click here to edit this post

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN - for George

FOREVER YOUNG - (as in always immature) Britt

WALK THIS WAY - Eddie (I think he'd appreciate the humour)

BEAT IT - also Eddie

PRESSURE - all the houseguests

MOVING OUT (Anthony's song) - Karen

YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE - Karen's husband

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT - for all the Reality TV addicts..

Beachfeet

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 04:54 pm Click here to edit this post

SIDE SHOW - Brittany

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MELLOW - Karen

LEAVING ON A JET PLANE - Karen

DON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME -Karen

WITCHY WOMAN - Karen

GOODBYE GIRL - Karen

MY DING A LING - Eddie

SHOP AROUND - Josh

THE HUSTLE - Josh

ALONE AGAIN NATURALLY - Brittany?

LYING EYES - Jamie

MACHO MAN - Eddie

Iron_Chef

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 05:08 pm Click here to edit this post

Here are my Beatles songs for the HGs on BB (the show that's seemingly dragging on EIGHT DAYS A WEEK)

BRITT - I ME MINE, I NEED YOU, PLEASE PLEASE ME, I'M HAPPY JUST TO DANCE WITH YOU, CRY BABY CRY, HOLD ME TIGHT

GEORGE - THE FOOL ON THE HILL, LITTLE CHILD

EDDIE - DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M SO TIRED, I'M ONLY SLEEPING, GOLDEN SLUMBERS

CASS - I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL THE PARTY, LET IT BE

MEGA - REVOLUTION, HELLO GOODBYE

JOSH - DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?, I WANT TO TELL YOU, AND I LOVE HER, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER

JORDAN - PAPERBACK WRITER, NOT A SECOND TIME, I'M DOWN, I'M A LOSER, IT'S ALL TOO MUCH, BIRTHDAY, TICKET TO RIDE

CURTIS - THINK FOR YOURSELF, ACT NATURALLY

JAMIE - I FEEL FINE, YOU LIKE ME TOO MUCH

KAREN - SHE SAID SHE SAID, MISERY, YER BLUES, HELTER SKELTER, HELP!, IT WON'T BE LONG, SHE'S LEAVING HOME (BYE BYE), THE END

Luddite

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 06:01 pm Click here to edit this post

Smokin' in the Boy's Room - Karen

It's Not Easy Being Green - Brittany

Just a Gigolo - Josh

The Gambler ("You never count your money when you're sittin' at the table. There'll be time enough for counting when the dealin's done") - Jaime

I Shot the Sheriff - (guess who)

Whip it - Eddie

Kahlua

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 07:23 pm Click here to edit this post

MOON RIVER - Karen

HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THE PAIN - houseguests and veiwers sick of Karen

TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT - Karen, again

WISH YOU WERE HERE - Eddie to his girlfriend, George to his family

BROWN EYED GIRL - Cass

MONEY (THAT'S WHAT I WANT) - all the houseguests

WILL YOU STILL OVE ME TOMORROW - Karen to her husband

I'M A LOSER - Brit

I NEED MORE BLOOD (IN MY ALCOHOL STREAM) - all the houseguests who drank George's tonic

WAKE ME UP (BEFORE YOU GO GO) - Eddie to Karen

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE GAME? - all the houseguests

VOULEZ-VOUS - Britt to Josh

MAMMA MIA! - Karen's kids

THE BRADY BUNCH THEME - all the houseguests

Wenko

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 07:33 pm Click here to edit this post

From reading this thread and a post I read in another thread when Jordan left, it would seem fitting that the soundtrack to the Wizard of Oz would be appropiate.
We would have:
Ding, Dong! The Witch is Dead! - Jordan and Karen
Somewhere Over the Rainbow - Britt's hair
If I Only Had a Brain - George(as mentioned earlier)
If I Only Had a Heart - Karen(although Eddie tries to make this his)
We even have a wizard behind the curtain: Big Brother!

Charlotteindigo

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 08:04 pm Click here to edit this post

Love this thread! Espeically the Beatles songs, since I'm old enough to remember them all! Since I was listening to a Four Seasons CD earlier today, here's my list:

Swearin' to God - Eddie
Big Girls Don't Cry, Beggin' - Karen
Bye Bye Baby - Jordan
Our Day Will Come - Mega
Let's Hang On - Curtis
Rag Doll, Can't Take My Eyes Off You - Brit
Walk Like A Man - George
I've Got You Under My Skin, Big Man in Town, December 1963 (Oh What a Night) - Josh
Opus 17 (Don't Worry About Me) - Cass
Sherry, Dawn - The Houseguests

Badger

Monday, August 14, 2000 - 10:21 pm Click here to edit this post

BEHIND CLOSED DOORS

PLEASE DON'T TALK ABOUT ME WHEN I'M GONE

WHISKEY RIVER TAKE MY MIND

Jake

Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 04:45 am Click here to edit this post

OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN! - Jordan to Josh
THE WITCHDOCTOR - Britt
ZOMBIE JAMBOREE - All HGs
UPTOWN GIRL - Josh to Jaime
YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN - Josh
I AM WOMAN - Cassandra
SPINNING WHEEL - Jordan, Karen, Brit

Lzor

Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 07:50 am Click here to edit this post

I got bored and came up with this little song parody, sung to the tune of American Pie...

A long long time ago,
I remember how Josh used to smile.
And I knew that if he tried
he could eat a bunch of pies
Then maybe karen would shut up for awhile...
But the pies they made him hurl
lucky puke didn't hit the girls
Bad news for his tummy,
the pies aren't even yummy
I can't remember if George clucked
when he knew that Josh was out of luck
Damn, those pies they really sucked
the day that Josh ate pies...

So bye bye nasty Big Brother pie
put the pie down in my tummy and my tummy said "why?"
I better not puke or Brittney will cry
Singing this'll be the day I eat pie
This'll be the day I eat pie

Did you kick that nasty pug
And when you look at Karen do you think Ug?
That's ok, so do all of us...
Did you go and shave your chest
And do you really like Jamie best
even with her great big chin?

Well I know that you just want a piece
cuz you've tried to hump the green haired beast
What could you be thinking?
Oh right, you were power drinking...
While Jordan just pontificates
Our little Britt she acts so chaste
Poor old Josh can't get a date
So instead, he'll eat some pie...

Kahlua

Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 10:01 am Click here to edit this post

Lzor - that was awesome - post it as a separate parody - it doesn't deserve to get buried at the bottom of this thread!

Okay - some new songs:

I GET AROUND - Josh

ISN'T SHE LOVELY - Cass

IT ISN'T EASY BEING GREEN - Britt

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT - any of the houseguests who walk

BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP-OUT - Britt

LOVE POTION # 9 - what Britt needs to use on Josh

IF YOU COULD READ MY MIND - what Jamie should be saying to Karen

RUN, RUN AWAY - Karen

DARK SIDE OF THE MOON - Karen

Rufusgriswold

Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 10:29 am Click here to edit this post

"We Gotta Get Out Of This Place (if it's the last thing we ever do)" -- 1960s song by The Animals

Lzor

Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 10:45 am Click here to edit this post

Kahlua, I would, but for some reason, I can only reply to posts, I can't start a new thread.

And thanks for the compliment. I tried to do the whole song, but if I sat and thought about those people for as long as it would've taken, I'd have wound up in therapy. :)

Rollerboy

Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 12:17 pm Click here to edit this post

OUT OF TIME-Karen
LOOSING MY RELIGION-Cass
STAR STAR- Jamie
ALL TORE DOWN-Brit
OUR DAY WILL COME-Josh
I MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF-George
NATIVE NEW YORKER-Eddie
OPUS 17 (Don't Worry 'Bout Me)-Curtis

Kahlua

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 06:47 pm Click here to edit this post

Okay - based on the conversation on the feeds re: Britt 'breaking the seal', I would suggest:

SHE-BOP

Thepresident

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 08:04 pm Click here to edit this post

Cass - "Bridge Over Troubled Water" [Aretha Franklin] or "Angel of the Morning" [Pretenders]
Curtis - "Solidify" [Sheryl Crow], "Got Me Wrong" [Alice in Chains]
Britt - "How Soon is Now?" [Love Spit Love]
or in relation to Josh "Paper Bag" [Fiona Apple]
Eddie - "All About the Benjamins" [Puff Daddy and the Family]
George - "Mister Big Time" [Jon Bon Jovi], "Free Ride" [Dan Hartman]
Jamie - "I'm Good At Being Bad" [TLC], "A Girl Like You" [Edwyn Collins], or "Only in Dreams" [Weezer]
Josh - "Kick Your Game" [TLC], "Lust for Life" [David Bowie and Iggy Pop]

Karen - "Sabotage" [Beastie Boys], "Rip Her To Shreds" [Blondie]
Jordan - "Seether" [Veruca Salt]
Will-Mega - "Boogie Man" [Rob Zombie], or "Time Bomb" [Godsmack]

Chiquita - "She's a Bit-ch!" [Missy Elliot]

Threnody

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 10:16 pm Click here to edit this post

Jaime: "I enjoy being a girl" (When you think about it, it's even funnier, even if she does look like Jay Leno's love child.)

Brattney: "PIGEONS" (spoof of TLC's 'no scrubs'), or perhaps "I touch myself" by the Divinyls

Curtis: Not sure, but I'm sure it involves show tunes.

Josh: "No Scrubs" -TLC, cause he's a dog.

George: <Insert Garth Brooks song here>

Eddie: <Insert angry young white male song here>

Cassandra: "You gotta be" Des'ree

Flint

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 11:34 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie Big Balls (AC/DC)

Josh Dancing With Myself (Billy Idol) or
I Touch Myself (Divinyls)
- mainly after seeing the bathroom scene.

Brittany I Want you To Want Me (Cheap Trick)

Karen Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd) or
Helter Skelter (Beatles) or even
Paranoid (Black Sabbath/Ozzie)

Jordan Patricia The Stripper (Chris DeBurgh)
or Charlotte The Harlot (Iron Maiden)

Flint

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 11:35 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie Big Balls (AC/DC)

Josh Dancing With Myself (Billy Idol) or
I Touch Myself (Divinyls)
- mainly after seeing the bathroom scene.

Brittany I Want you To Want Me (Cheap Trick)

Karen Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd) or
Helter Skelter (Beatles) or even
Paranoid (Black Sabbath/Ozzie) or

Jordan Patricia The Stripper (Chris DeBurgh)
or Charlotte The Harlot (Iron Maiden)

Fishhead

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 09:39 am Click here to edit this post

Josh- Girls,Girls,Girls
Britt-Planet Claire
Eddie-Bad Boy
Karen-The Nuts On My Family Tree
George-Theme from Winnie The Pooh
Mega-Bad Bad Leroy Brown, I Fought The Law
Curtis-Kung Foo Fighting
Cassandra-What Am I Doing Here?
Jordan-Devil in Disguise
Jamie-Theme from the Ice Queen

Janine

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 10:10 am Click here to edit this post

I HEAR THE SECRETS THAT U KEEP WHEN UR TALKIN IN UR SLEEP - THE ROMANTICS - FOR jOSH

STROKIN - CLARENCE CARTER (FOR EDDIE)

FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT - WHODINI (FOR BRIT)

CRUEL SUMMER - BANANARAMA - ALL THE HG'S

UNLOVEABLE - THE SMITHS (bRIT)

A LIL RESPECT - ERASURE (cASSANDRA)

LOVE TO HATE YOU - ERASURE (KAREN)
MORE FOR BRIT -

I CAN'T MAKE U LOVE ME
SOMEBODY TO LOVE - QUEEN
YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT U WANT
DAMN I WISH I WAS UR LOVER - SOPHIE B. HAWKINS

Janine

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 10:32 am Click here to edit this post

Ok..another Brit song

QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART - NSYNC...LOL

Everything i do is for u..so what is it that u can't see...
Baby..u better quit playing games with my heart....i should have known from the start....
oh baby baby....this is not right..let's stop this tonight

Deni_San

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 10:40 am Click here to edit this post

The infamous "Hamster Dance" for the entire house

Javatoo

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 10:56 am Click here to edit this post

Britt to Josh- Stop Dragging My Heart Around
Cassandra- R-E-S-P-E-C-T
George- Blueberry Hill
Jamie- Little Miss Can't Be Wrong
Eddie- Whip It
Curtis- Smooth
Britt & Josh- Let's Make Love / This Kiss
BB House- Living La vida Loca

Kahlua

Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 01:52 pm Click here to edit this post

SAY GOODBYE TO HOLLYWOOD - for Jamie, reasons are obvious

ANTHONY'S SONG (MOVIN' OUT) - for the next banished HG

WHO NEEDS SLEEP? - all the HG