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Cackyh | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:47 am  f1- he arises! yes, josh is awake and headed outside. josh: what did i do? i woke up this morning and looked in the mirror and said "oh sh*t" he tells the boys that he didn't remember when he first got up but then he did. now all relive the glory that was last night, quickly recalling all their antics. josh is curious about what he missed. josh seems to find all of this funny. NOW josh remembers how he "f*cking kicked the puke" this morning. josh says "yeah, just leave it" ed: you started spilling your guts, bleedin your heart about this girl man...don't even ask cuz i can't remember. josh, laughing: oh well... ed now tells josh about putting him to bed and trying to get him to drink water. josh says he does remember throwing up. ed: what was the last thing you remember? josh: really clearly? ed/curt: hahaha josh remembers watching the bio's and dancing, but not much after that. curt: i'm trying to forget the dance. ed teases curt about breaking out the trinitron dance. ed/curt recall finding him face-down in the sh*tlands..."not healthy bro" curt tells him how the rr called him in to replace josh's mic and take away his beer. curt: you feel okay today though? josh: no, man, i feel bad. stomach pains all morning... josh gently tells us about a gas bubble that's just sitting..."right here" now ed/curt tell josh about the dances... ed: remember snorting glue? ed/curt remember produce baseball fondly. ed: let's put it this way...at least my hair's not blue. josh asks what parts are blue, and curt says the blond parts. ed: didn't do it, man. curt: wasn't my idea, but...if you were going to do it it had to be good. curt repeatedly tells josh that it looks good. josh remembers that he touched every wall, and "hey, wasn't there a bet i was supposed to win if i did that" ed/curt claim no memory of that. |
Cackyh | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 10:56 am  (gotta break after this post) f1- ed/curt/josh still outside discussing the hair. ed reminds josh that he said "do you think brit will like me more now?" all laugh. josh, whining: i'm gonna hafta answer a lotta questions... ed: you and your busted f*ckin d*ck, man... curt: oh... josh: i do remember that.... discussing how trashed the garden is, thanks to their produce bball game last night. plane flies overhead...talking stops. ed suggests a jump in the pool to calm josh's weak stomach. curt warns that that will fade his hair to green. josh apparently does not want green hair. ed recalls how they wanted to make sloshie part of the croquet course last night, face down...but that bb made them pick him up. ed brings up the wet dream controversy again...quoting himself and josh from last night. they assure josh, who wonders "what have i done?"...that it's all comedy, it's all good. ed: we've come to the decision that we'll see how many sh*t stains we can leave in the toilet...hom many we can accumulate. josh: what does that mean, josh stop cleaning the toilet? okay! curt says he doesn't remember being part of that pact. josh asks how many beers he had...they tell him 8. ed tells him he was "sloshed up, man" ed: wonder what will today will bring? curt: hopefully just mellow and then dinner. hope tonight's show is not just us being drunk. ed: i don't think the broken d*ck conversation is audible for cbs audience. all laugh and recreate the funny things they said last night. [i'm out for now...] |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:17 am  11:10 AM Outside.. Eddie is washing a pair jeans in red bucket. He picks up washboard then throws it back down, "I don't want to use this f*cking thing." Eddie wrings out jeans by hand then he rinses them off with the hose. He puts the jeans through the manual wringer then drapes them over a red patio chair. Eddie goes into house. |
Lynnseamonkey | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:17 am  Can someone, anyone , post.?? I have a friend in crisis and can't pay much attention here.. I know Curtis is in the shower and the blue hair makes it harder to tell who is who.. Eddie is singing.. gotta go |
Lynnseamonkey | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:19 am  Noslanna, bless you.. posting is in good hands and keyboard |
Arteitle | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:22 am  Curt is taking a warm shower, while Eddie waits for his turn. Ed sings to the tune of "Leaving on a Jet Plane" that he's "Leaving the Big Brother House.. Can't wait to get away from here," etc. Josh in the bathroom too, in the pore-cam. Eddie asks Josh if he saw the panties that Jamie threw away before she left. Josh doesn't believe him.. "Maybe she had a wet dream," Josh jokes, referring to their conversation last night. Eddie asks Curtis if he saw them, and they laugh. Eddie points out all the places Josh got blue handprints last night. He asks Curt (still in the shower) if they have anything left for lunch; Curtis lists a few things they have left. "So, Curtis, October '99 last time you had a shower," Eddie jokes. He recalls the conversation last night, how Curt would call Josh's dick "broken", and Josh would just say, "Well, October '99!" to retaliate. Eddie goes back to pointing out the blue handprints on the walls. "You were so proud of it to, like, 'I've touched every wall in the house.'" |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:27 am  11:15 AM Eddie goes into girl's room singing Leaving On A Jet Plane, changing lyrics to "Leaving big brother house, can't wait to get out of here." Eddie goes into bathroom. Curtis is in shower. Josh is in bathroom. Eddie asks if they have anything for lunch. Curtis says there is lots of stuff in fridge. Josh says he is thirstly. Eddie says, "It's called hungover bro." Josh leaves bathroom. Eddie calls to Curtis in shower, "So it's been since October '99 since you had a shower bro." Curtis laughes from inside shower. Josh comes back in bathroom. Eddie kids him a bit about last night. Eddie adjusts his towel around his waist, his naked butt in full view for a few seconds. Eddie reminds Josh that he mooned them last night, his bare ass in their faces. Josh chuckles. Josh drinking a cup of water. Eddie starts singing "Leaving on a jet plane.." Josh says to Eddie, "Thanks for pouring water down my throat last night. I probably would be feelling worse if you didn't." Eddie says, "No problem bro." Eddie thinks of how funny it was last night when Curtis was dyeing Josh's hair. He says, "He said aren't you supposed to wear gloves when you do this?" Curtis from shower laughs. Eddie says his hands were already blue when he thought of it. Curtis and Josh laugh. |
Arteitle | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:28 am  Josh thanks Eddie for getting him to drink some water, because he'd be "really hurting" otherwise. Eddie thanks Josh for the laughs last night. Josh says he still doesn't remember agreeing to having his hair dyed, just having it massaged into his hair. Eddie quotes Curtis from last night, "Don't people usually wear gloves when they do this?" with blue hands. Curtis' long, hot shower is over; it's Eddie's turn. Josh hums a few notes from the "Risky Business" song he was dancing to last night. Curtis says it wasn't so bad, but his dancing to the "French" (actually German) BB theme song was terrible, sweeping his ass with the broom, mooning them.. They go back to pestering Josh about how he "almost" got himself off once in the shower (a topic from last night's convo), after dancing with Brit for hours during the dance marathon. |
Arteitle | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:44 am  Josh says he laughs every time he sees his hair. Curtis apologizes meekly, but Josh says he likes it. Eddie's shower is over. Josh and Curtis discuss the merits of unpacking their suitcases since they're leaving tomorrow. Josh tells him that BB will make him haul the TV out himself. Curt asks Josh about the status of the "puke bowl".. Josh says he cleaned it up, that it used to smell in the guys' room, but not anymore. Josh and Curtis in the boys' room agree that seeing their bios the night before was cool. Eddie is back in the shower again (?) or so it sounds.. Idle chitchat about the bios, what order they were probably shown in on the first episode. Curtis still can't believe that it's over. "It's over, let's trash the house!" he says, adding that afterward they're cleaning it up anyway. Curtis asks Josh if he's hungry, and he says no; Curt asks if he's okay; he hesitatingly says he's alright, but that he's definitely not drinking tonight. They can't believe that they finished all of the beer they were given last night. Curtis drank three cans of Guinness and eight Coronas.. Josh says his tolerance is eight Coronas, and Curtis says maybe it's a *little* lower than that, and they laugh. Curtis says Josh gets the drunk face around the third beer rather than the first.. They say their bet is now "18 and 12", though I don't know what that refers to. They discuss getting drunk out in the real world. Eddie is out of the shower, combing his hair in the mirror-cam. Curtis goes back to talking about Josh's dancing, how Tom Cruise never brushed his ass, sniffed glue, or tried to juggle oranges in the movie "Risky Business" like Josh did last night. Josh doesn't remember the juggling.. They realize their families could be watching, so they both apologize to their families for last night. Josh jokes that Curtis will be banished from his state and have to find a new one. |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:44 am  11:35 AM Curtis and Josh in boy's room sitting on beds, chatting. Curtis says, "It's over, the whole damn thing is over." Josh says in brittspeak, "And we are still here." They talk about how incredible it is, how they trashed the house. They bring up what they have to bring out for past hg, George's cowboy hat, Jamie's wine bottle and sign, something for Cassandra. They wonder if BB will let them come back in to get it. Josh asks if Curtis is hungry. Curtis is incredulous that Josh just got rid of everything and wants to eat. Josh asks how much beer is left. Curtis says its all gone. Josh is amazed they drank it all. They talk about their tolerance for alcohol. Curtis think he has a high tolerance. He says Josh's has gone up before he gets "that face." Josh says he doesn't want to get that drunk in public, then adds in funny voice, "In here it's okay." Curtis laughs. Curtis gives him more run-down of Josh's drunken behaviour from juggling to pulling his pants down. They are both giggling about it. Curtis says, "It's all good." Josh says, "Who gives a sh*t at this point." Curtis says their families could be watching them right now thinking they are crazy. They joke about how they don't care anymore. Curtis jokes that is the really reason he will have to move from the east coast all the way across the country. |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:49 am  Josh tells Curtis that in the RR last night Sexy told him "to fight the guys, stand up to them." Curtis finds this hilarious, "Fight the guys! What were we doing that was so bad?" Curtis laughs, "Even Sexy was messing with you last night." Josh laughs. |
Arteitle | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:51 am  Josh says that last night when he went into the RR Sexy Voice told him to stand up for himself, "be strong", fight the other guys! Curtis laughs that "even Sexy was messing with him" last night. Back in the bedroom, Curtis asks Josh "just for reference," where the puke was on the floor. Josh points it out; Curtis is surprised how far it traveled. Josh says when he accidentally kicked the puke bucket, he thought it was going to land on Curtis' bed. |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:54 am  Curtis and Josh in boy's room. Curtis is leaving but says to Josh, "Just for reference where did you puke last night?" (Josh had cleaned spot earlier.) Josh laughs, "Just for reference?" He says he got it all but he worried when he kicked bucket over it would land up on Curtis' bed. Curtis leaves boy's room. Josh takes a gulp from his glass of water and starts unpacking his suitcase and putting away his clothes. He takes another swig of water and continues transferring clothes from his suitcase to his drawer. |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:13 pm  12:00 noon Curtis walking through house says, "It feels weird to be Pugita-less." Josh goes into boy's room where Josh is still unpacking. Curtis is surprised he is unpacking everything. They talk about Josh's niece. Curtis says, "Brad and your sister are my age." They talk about family birthdays. Curtis says his sister's is October 9th and he hopes he is around for it, not packing up in New York. Talk about Josh's blue hair and George's hair colors. Curtis liked the platium blonde look he went out in. Josh says it was a good super hero color. They speculate about how and when the show will end. Curtis thinks BB likes to keep them in the dark. Curtis asks Josh if he is going into the RR. Curtis kids him that he has a lot of explaining to do. Josh sheepishly says, "Maybe tonight." They talk about doing pooltime, looks like the sun will come out. Josh says it is later then he thought. Curtis says he did sleep in 'til at least ten. Curtis says its nice to know they will be seeing their families in a day or two. Josh says his family has never even seen him drink a beer. Curtis says "Well they have now." Josh says his family has never even heard him "cuss." Curtis says, "Oh really." Josh says he picked it up from Eddie and Curtis. Curtis in mock offense says, "I don't cuss, I express myself. There is a difference." He tells Josh it is all Eddie's fault. They both laugh. Curtis asks Josh if the guy's in his photos at the barbeque party will be there when Josh gets out. Josh says, "Yes the barbeque guys will be there." Curtis laughs about meeting, "The Barbeque Guys." Conversation continues about past hg and banishment rounds, who nominated whom. Curtis trying to remember a couple rounds that he has forgotten. Eddie comes into room, just came from RR. |
Goofy | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:14 pm  c: i wonder if anybody would be surprised I nominated them. I think karen would be. j: whose the 3rd person c: who nominated her? J: maybe it was cass C: i knew jamie nominated her. I can read her pretty well c: It was me and e and I'm not sure which 3 I had. Maybe Geo. J; Yeah C they let ya E yeah E. thanked my university. the president. some families. C: you know the pres. E. yeah Dr. witt. Funny dude. E. BB said how ya feeling this morning? Good but sloshie... C: whose in there this morning? |
Goofy | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:17 pm  E; BB said what ya going to do today. Same sh*t I've been doing for 3 months. E; in every other country, there's just be men left. C: wonder why that is? e: I'm gettin hungry. I ain't eat in days. C: j has an empty stomach laugh big time E: your contents are on the floor; Too much laughing to understand what they're saying Edd making barf sounds. E: its like 1:30 last night. Time to go to bed. BS C |
Goofy | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:25 pm  e tomorrow we get out c we do C:wonder if sexy went the whole night thru? E: I'd want to be working now. J. wonder if their doing stuff to our front yard E: putting sod down. SHe called me angel voice. As-s-holes. C: she call you fabu? E: I'm FABU |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:34 pm  12:30 PM Eddie decides he is going to make a burger. Curtis says there is a small pkg of chopped meat left. Eddie asks BB to let him in storage room to get hamburger from freezer. Curtis says they better put the Trinitron back into storage room too. He quips, "I don't trust us with it." Eddie says, "Let's not discourage them from showing us more film." Curtis asks what they could possibly show them and Eddie says, "footage from last night." Curtis says that is something he would prefer not to see. Josh helps roll TV and all three go into storage room. Eddie gets the hamburger. Curtis says about the only other thing left is some chicken. They go into kitchen. |
Goofy | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:35 pm  CHekcing out the storage room to see what food they have. J: what's this doing out. C: eddie was throwing things. E: how you defrost. C:how to defrost? never tried that. Under hot water is another way. E: should I take it out of the package: C: I guess. E: I don't fueking care any more. My meat hasn't been wet in months. C: maybe the oven on warm now? E: Fuke-ing hot. Lots of kitchen sounds. Burps and Farts. All ouside. J> no banners. Thought we'd get crazy banners today. BURP All back to inside dinner table. Cards shuffling. C: gotta learn how to do that better. (Shuffling) E: be a man. stand on your own. C: I like your strong man E: Even BB is fukking with you Lots more shuffling. How exciting! |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:42 pm  Talking about past wagers on challenges. Eddie yelling out, "That is us, we know what we look like! FIFTY PERCENT!!" They laugh. Eddie again, "We're walking out! What the hell, FIFTY PERCENT!!" More laughter at their unwise wagers. Eddie, "I wish Jamie was here to make us some pancakes." Josh, "We will starve to death in the last two days." Curtis laughs at Eddie, "Are you starving?" Eddie says, "I'm dying waiting for the hamburger to unthaw." Curtis tells him there is bread and peanut butter. Eddie is waiting to make his burger. He doesn't have a plan on how to make it though. Curtis laughs and offers to make him that pasta that Cassandra made. Curtis says he wants some too and is going to make pasta. He says, "I don't know what to do with your hamburger sh*t though." Eddie tells him to just "fire it in the garbage." Curtis starts getting things out to cook lunch. Eddie and Josh sit at table. Eddie shuffling cards. |
Goofy | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:43 pm  E: fukking 12:30. More card sounds. E" give us something to do> Give us somthing to break. Microphone's screwing up. E: slpoppy monkey mechanics????? E: wish Jamie was here to amke pancakes. All laugh. J: I'll starve today. E: I'll scheme it on how to cook it. Maybe frying pan. I'm not oging to grill it. C: theres bread J: tuna J; soup in there C: I can make that thinkg Cass makes. C: what's inthe fridge. It's all salad. J: I feel like ship. ~~~ E: 24 hour rule! J: 1 hour rule! E: that'd be so cool E: (Yawn) Pan noises. E: pick a card, any card (burp) E: what is it. what is it. alright. E: stains on the table. we don't care. 1 hour rule would be so cool. J: we have things we can break J: you break all the wooden chairs last night; C: couldv'e happened. E: bolt fell out of it. Get pinched so I threw it in the wood pile. J: look like ya cleaned the pool E: yeah. |
Noslonna | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:46 pm  A News helicopter is hovering. Boys go outside. Eddie says, "Hey Josh, why don't you just moon 'em." Josh giggles. Curtis can't make out what it says on it. Curtis goes back into kitchen. Josh and Eddie stay outside. Josh still drinking water. |
Goofy | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:48 pm  E: theres a fat game called spit my brothers used to play C: I think it s like 2 piles. Like 5 in your hand. E: its like 5 here? C:yeah, I think I know how to play that C: helicopter, no? J: yeah. J: news helicopter. C: which one? E: hey josh! Moon em C: can't make it out though. E: slackers. E: oh gawd J how bigs the pool at your house. diving board? E: yeah. 4 foot and 9 foot. Neighbors gave us a slide when they moved. They don't even make slides that big anymore J> have water jettin out of it at the top. E: yeah. E: its wild when I get back to NY the summers over. E: never spent the summer anywhere but NY. J: yeah? E: yeah. |
Amajay | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:50 pm  Anyone know what that banner said?? |
Antispamgirl | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:50 pm  all at kitchen table, Eddie shuffling cards... mutters "AH, I am such a fool"... "It's 12:30"... "how about giving us something to do, giving us something to break or something, ..." laughing and chatting... "damn pug" "we're leaving, 50%"... laughing.. "from sloppy monkey turning wrench to valedictorians..." shuffling... "... make us some pancakes"... ed: we'll all starve the last 2 days... i'm dying, i'm scheming how I'm going to cook it (the couch)... Curtis naming what they've got to eat... tuna, pasta, chicken broth, pizza, cu: "i can make that thing that cassandra makes real quick... i think we get dinner jo: what else is in the fridge cu: i think it's all salads jo: and i feel like shit... yeah, i feel bad ed: yawns cu: maybe i'll make pasta, there's nothing else to do ed: 24 hour rule jo: the one hour rule is going to be so cool ed: pick a card, any card cu with pots and pans ed: what is it? jo: six of clubs ed: alright ed: 2 big fat stains on the table... they don't care...24 hours... what kinds of things can we break around here jo: did you guys break one of those wooden chairs last night? cu: could have ed: a bolt fell out of it... throw it in the wood pile (lost audio) ed: mm man... ed: there's this phat game called spit my brother and i used to play... you've gotta... cu: it's like speed, right? cu: you've got two piles, 5 in your hand... ed: yeah cu: yeah, i think i know how to play that... eddie playing solitare muttering jo: hey, it's anews helicopter cu: really? which one? go wave... josh and curtis waving cu: can't make it out though jo: alright curtis goes back inside eddie singing outside josh outside walking around josh and eddie by pool now music playing for a second can't hear what they're saying... eddie's mic is off?? jo: does it have water jetting out of it so when you slide down it... oh yeah?... ed: shit shower shave and go see the world jo: fine by me ed: i'm going to sleep late tonight and sleep in tomorrow so i've got energy for tomorrow night... sounds like a plane, is it one? cu: yeah BANNER: HOTTIE JOSH ??? jo: do not read it out loud please... laughter... screw you guys cu: that's what they're hoping for ed: look at his face... look at his face... in case you're wondering in the control tower, the banner says... jo: i'll kick your ass ed: oh man... oh god! oh man, that's funny... that's the funniest one i've seen... cu: people are loving your dance last night... ed: that's funny ed: oh shit jo: good for some, not so good for others... ed: alright sloshie, you've been outed |
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