Kearie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 04:09 pm  I want to introduce the hamsters in my book with various descriptions....My first choice is through Limericks. I have gone through every limerick post to date and have four that I definately plan to use... one each for specifically George, Jamie, Eddie and Curtis. The four that I chose all started with...There once was a .... and they are all basically nice. I guess what I'm saying is I need more for the other six houseguests that aren't mean. Please post them in the Favorite archives... thanks all |
Digilady | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 04:37 pm  Kearie, In short, NO. Bad idea. Let folks email them to you. You aren't alone in this book thing, remember Jade? It's a sad thing, but anything posted here is likely to wind up there. I personally would rather =you= have anything I come up with. But then again, where does that leave the rest of us who would love to read them? Anyone else have any ideas? |
Kearie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 04:44 pm  Sounds good....feel free to e-mail me at fantasia4me@aol.com I really need more limericks...I suck at them!! |
Katie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 04:59 pm  How could we forget Jade? I think it we be nice if we had to have a password to get in at all and then we wouldn't have to worry about stuff like that. |
Mbliving | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:01 pm  I wish I could help you but I suck at them too. |
Tootseug | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:38 pm  Digilady, you make a good point. TWO of them! |
Ocean_Islands | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:43 pm  You probably saw this when I made a thread for it yesterday. But I can't resist keeping it from slipping into oblivion: The laughing, crying, smiling three: Curtis Josh Eddie, all winners be They got their loot and we got the boot But is that fair, Eddie McGee? * * * Now our Big Brother show is done We know who lost, we know who won We may be sad or even mad But you must admit it was fun! * * * Now it's time to open the windows Take out the garbage, fluff the pillows Bring order to your life, End the on-line strife, and wish well your BBclub fellows! |
Noslonna | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:46 pm  Kearie it would help to know the ones you have chosen to get an idea of the kind of limericks you are looking for. |
Ocean_Islands | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:51 pm  Everybody's writing a book, it's true It seems to be the thing to do Stealing a post Is what they boast But I write my own -- Shouldn't you? ... sorry couldn't resist that one! |
Kearie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:56 pm  Okay I have chosen..... There once was a man with green hair whose intellect was quite rare some called him nuts others said he had guts but all agreed Tre-sa dint play fair. (about George by Puttergirl) There entered the house a beauty queen all day long in the mirror she would preen. They called her Hollywood because they thought that they should You see, her entire purpose was to be seen. (about Jamie by puttergirl) As for my fav-o-rite, Ed who gets grief for things that he's said His language is rough don't like it that's tough If he has to he'll talk to his bed. (about Eddie by Soweird) There once was a lady named Cass, who was all about honor and class. Whenever there was grief, she'd hang on to her belief: The peacemaker she was, in the cast. (about Cassandra by Digilady, Cat LeDevic) There once was a houseguest named Curtis whose looks were so fine that it hurt us! he's dressed to the nines My he's looking so fine that handsome young lawyer named Curtis. (about Curtis by Canucknucklehed) I plan to use other ones like the few Ocean Is. put above in a different place. Right now I just want to introduce the object of our addiction.... |
Digilady | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:56 pm  Thanks Toots. I don't think password protection would work for a board this size, as Neil might agree. Twould but piss folks off. It's a shame that there's =always= one, know what I mean? BTW I sent Kearie a (probably lousy) limerick. I really should post the thing here... twould kill any book it wound up in! <snort>
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Kearie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 05:58 pm  Hey Ocean!!!! Grrrr....I ain't stealing....I'm just using with permission. |
Ocean_Islands | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:29 pm  Of course once you get me started, it's hard to stop. Please knock me unconscious now. There once was a man named Will-Mega Who liked fighting a man with one Leg-a He'd sit on his ass To write checks he could cash But not for half a mill at Las Vega' There once was a girl named Britanny Some said she was just a bit Twittany Theresa voted her out And Brit gave a shout "Let me back in or I'm throwing a Fittany!" There once was a woman named Karen Who liked to ask "Why was I marryin'? That is so not right! She would say with a fright Please vote me out, if you could be so carin'! There once was a woman named Jordan Who, everyone knows, kept her clothes on The producers frustrated, 'Cause the show was low rated But she got even with them on Dave Letterman! |
Kearie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:32 pm  I loved that limerick....does that mean I need 5 more now....??? Josh Brit Jordan karen will yep need limericks for these five folks...please e-mail yours to me. |
Kearie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:39 pm  The Mega one is a definit keeper...I'm still pondering the Karen one...I do like it. woohoo thanks Ocean. |
Ocean_Islands | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:47 pm  Here's one modified to be more "pc": There once was a girl named Britanny Whose eyelids were just a bit glittery When she got voted out Lil' Brit gave a shout Let me back in and I'll dye my hair silvery! |
Kearie | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 08:48 pm  Josh Brit Jordan karen I still need NICE limericks on these four....please. |
Mosessupposes | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 12:01 am  Kearie, I wish you all the best luck in the world and much success with your book project. I remember when you asked posters about giving you permission to use their messages. Unlike *JADE888*, you did it the right way. I know the effort you will have to make to be successful...so once again good luck. |
Lafatme | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 01:11 am  kearie, i posted the 4 you need on another thread. caution: make sure the beats are right, the ones by putter, although good, need to be re-worked to fit into the limerick cadence. |
Kearie | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 02:21 am  I saw yours Laf and I thank you so very much for the ones you send....However, I will probably only use two of them....
Don't be sad hon, come here and let me make you feel better. I snuggle real well. I can cuddle you in the love bed.
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Kearie | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 02:24 am  Mosessupposes, thanks for the encouragement. I can use all I can get. And ya'll keep bugging me to get it done, K? |
Kearie | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 09:37 am  Got all 10 Limericks done...woohoo...... thanks all. |
Admin | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 08:36 pm  Kearie: how many frickin' topics are you running anyways? |
Ryn | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 08:41 pm  What about Pugita? There were several for her. And Agnes?? (as a general one for the chickens) |