Archive through September 27, 2000
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Jusbecuz | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:29 pm  Guess this conversation got too much, all four feeds on the red room!?? (but can still hear laughter every once in awhile) |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:30 pm  <LOL Kira - between all 3 of us we are getting it> JO says he can't remember other things, how could he remember a wet dream... AND BB kills the feeds again! |
Itsonlymeee | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:31 pm  all cams on RR empty chair |
Grittree | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:31 pm  Wow, at 10:28pm BBT, AOL decided the conversation had become too x rated. Instead of the chickencam, all feed went to the empty red room. |
Kirabira | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:32 pm  cam back.. but no audio... audio on for a sec.. they are still talking about wet dreams..... control room anyone??mm i dont see anyone moving around in there oh audio is on in control room.. ill go back to quad hehe |
Kirabira | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:35 pm  (ed. i totally have to go to bed... work tomorrow!! I hope you can get this if anything else happens.. i am going to pop a tape in now!!! thanks for so many ppl jumping in to post on the convo!! with all of our posts i think we got most of it!!! hopefully? hehe) |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:36 pm  Back up now! Changed subject. ED says had a feeling Jamie was going today. |
Arteitle | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:39 pm  Josh says he walks around making lunch in his dreams.. if he doesn't remember that stuff, How's he going to remember a wet dream? Eddie asks him how often he cranks 'em out, Josh says once a week. Eddie says he used to have so many tissues around the house his grandmother thought he had a cold for two years. "You don't wanna wipe your face in that towel," says Josh. Curtis goes back for more alcohol. Josh counts empties on the table. Eddie calls Josh "busted dick". Josh aims at both of them, "Gettin' no p*ssy single guy". Eddie says he'd rather have no girlfriend than have tons of twelve year olds chasing him. Josh berates Curtis for being weak at weightlifting. Curtis calls him "busted dick" too. "At least this will keep them from giving us topics," Curt says. Eddie points out that they can't use this footage, it'll be for the staff's own personal use. Curtis asks how often Jamie would come into their room in the morning and they'd all have morning wood, and Eddie jokes that she'd come in and it'd dissipate, like the f*ckin' clouds, man, gone. Curtis jokes that Jamie is probably in the control room listening. Eddie is sure Jamie hates him. They're sure the cameramen have given up, because they'll be fired in a few days. Curtis suggests they should break the windows. "Houseguests, please do not break the windows," he says. Eddie says he had a feeling Jamie was going. Josh says he knew it wasn't one of the other two guys, since they were behind her in the last voting. Curtis says Josh's fans seem to really love him, but that he got some banners but they were generic. "What's up with that, Limp Dick?" Eddie and Curtis both ask him about his family. They joke that he and Bob Dole can advertise Viagra together, that he has erectile dysfunction. Curtis still doesn't get it. Josh starts to retell a dream he had about being in a cafeteria, a girl dragging him into the TV lounge and locking the door. Eddie says one time he showed his morning wood to Josh and George. Curtis says George said Eddie had a small dick, "cocktail weenie". They say that his dick is not a pretty sight, like a car wreck. Eddie says if you haven't seen it in a while it looks good. Curtis says, "I've seen plenty.. of my own." |
Jana | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:39 pm  (ed. i could never do the job you guys have done here....this is THE funniest damn thing i have ever read on this site...my stomache hurts from laughing!) |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:41 pm  ED says when he gets out he's partying. CU says he might be doing other things, Ed says oh no! ED asks: Sexy, you got any other questions? JO: Sexy, I'm giving you hell! ED: Except it's broken CU: and you're the playboy of the group, too. |
Jusbecuz | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:43 pm  Talking about Josh needing Viagra like Bob Doyle Curt: George kept saying he had a real small weenie, I didn't see it, I didn't care (ed: this will make George happy to hear) Eddie was started saying something about having a woody in the morning and Jaime would walk in and is would dissipate - something around those lines. Friday night we're partying, Sat night we're partying Cur: you'll be running around and doing sh** Ed: what else would you like to know? Curt: bring it on. I hope you guys are working on your bedtime skit, some quality Ed: or say something else, like it's broken Curt: and you're the playboy too BB: Tell me the strangest place you've ever had sex! (Whooo! ROFL, and net congestion, dang) |
Noslonna | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:45 pm  BB female: Tell me the strangest place you had sex. Eddie: In respect to all the women I have fornicated with I decline to answer. BB: Give it up. Eddie: I am a member of the mile high club. Curtis: School library. Eddie: A friend of mine's bathroom. It was weird cause a party going on and everyone trying to get in. I would rather share this on the outside but... My brother was there and my mom. I was going out with this girl. Her friend came over and tried to rat him out to his mom. His mom called her the C word. |
Noslonna | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:48 pm  BB tells Josh to please tell his story. Eddie and Curtis telling him to resist. BB asks again and says please. Josh is weakening. Eddie and Curtis tell him to be strong. Josh says he just wants to hear her say, "Joshua" again. Eddie and Curtis telling him they know he is weak. |
Jusbecuz | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:50 pm  Ed: I have respect for all the women I have fornicated with. BB: Give it up laughter Ed: I am a member of the mile high club (net congestion AGAIN< URRG) Haven't had a story, better say something to me. Cu: Josh, I want to hear it all. BB: in sexy voice, Josh, tell us your story The f** guys in the camera are laughing at your weak butt??? CU: starts to talk, Ed, says don't do it Jo: i"m getting reeked Cu: Listen to how good her voice is, what stories could she tell?? Ed: you cats, go to bed, meeow BB: Josh, please CU and ED: don't do it bro, as sexy as the voice may be, don't do it bro. What if she says? ED: tell her you won't do it, she has to respect that. CU: we're negotiating here. ED: you're looking at 3 rich men Ed: she knows you're week bro ED: Josh, your busted Cu: they know, you're busted, 87 f* days Cu: even if they're women out there that want to sleep with you, what good is it, you're broken dick is all over the internet Cur: jealousy?? I don't want your broken dick problem Ed: Josh, I'm proud of you, you're strong CU: Oct 99 was the result of the world around me, not a broken dick |
Arteitle | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:51 pm  They're talking to sexy bedtime voice.. "Sexy, I'm giving you hell," says Josh. Eddie says he thought he was going to give her something else. "But, it's broken," says Curtis. Sexy bedtime voice comes on: "Tell me the strangest place you've ever had sex." They all laugh and shout, and say, "You first." Eddie refuses to answer, says he has too much respect for the women, and sexy voice says, "Give it up." Eddie admits to being a member of the mile-high club. He tells them not to answer until she does. "I just don't remember!" Eddie jokes, making fun of Josh's earlier comment. Eddie says also in a friend's apartment's bathroom. Josh says in a friend's sofa bed. Eddie says the bathroom was stranger than the plane, because there was a party going on outside and people were trying to get in, and his brother and mom were there... "Wasn't f*ckin' good. This girl who was friends with this girl had to run and tell my mom that I was in the bathroom with her girlfriend." He says his Mom said, "Yeah, what's your point?" and the girl said, "oh, I just thought you'd like to know." He says his mom hated the girl, called her a c*nt. Curtis asks Sexy Bedtime for her answer, and they wait... Eddie swears they'll be totally silent until Friday night if she doesn't answer.. He tells her to lie to them.. Eddie counts down from five, and they all agree just to keep drinking. Josh says he'll tell his story if Sexy says, "Josh, I want to hear it all." Then the voice comes on and asks him to tell his story; Eddie shouts at his weakness, Curtis tells him to be strong. "Josh, tell the story," Sexy Voice says again, whisperingly.. Josh wails that he's getting weak hearing her voice.. "Josh, uhhhhhhhh..." he says breathily, that he wants to hear from her. "Josh, please?" the voice says. Eddie tells him not to be weak. "Is too sexy!!!" Josh wails in an accent. He says if she says, "Josh, Uhhhhhh...." he'll do it. They all wait for her. "You're looking at three rich men," eddie says. "Uhhhhh.." they all moan. "That's all I want to hear," he says. "To women, may we fall in their arms and not in their hands," Eddie raises a toast, adding, "Josh, you busted dick c*ck" and so on.. Curtis says, "even if there are girls out there who want to sleep with you, what difference does it make if your dick doesn't work?" they joke that his broken dick is all over the internet; Eddie says to go to www.brokendick.com/josh. Eddie gets Josh to pull his finger, and he passes gas.. "Josh, Uhhhhh..." he requests again. They joke that he has the whole world laughing at him, but he doesn't care; they say that when he sobers up he will. Eddie says from what he remembers, Julie Chen had a "face like a bag of hammers." Curtis remembered that she was okay looking, but little. Eddie says she looked like a "bag of bagels." Curtis says she'll slap Eddie when she sees him; that he thought she was good looking, and Josh says she was hot. |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:51 pm  Sexy asks: tell me the strangest place you ever had sex. Someone says: you first! Ed says out of respect for all women he's been with, he declines. THEN he says he's a member of the mile-high club. ???: School library 3rd floor. ED: A friend of mine's apt. bathroom JO: friend of mine's sofa bed. ED: There was a party going on,.. my bro was there, anpother friend and my mom. I was in my friends apt in the bathroom. OOOH! Wasn't f*ckin good. Going out with this girl, and her friend went and told my mom I was in the bathroom with her friend. His mom sayed that f*cking girlis a b*tch! Stay away from her! That girl is a c*nt. CU: She used the C word? Ed says yeah, hated her. Now it's Sexy girl's turn or they will get total silence!!! Sexy says: JO, tell the story! Ed says NO not until she does, but JO says the voice makes him weak! CU says BE strong. Sexy insists. Tell the story! Cu says think of her voice, what stories can she tell? Sexy: Josh, PLEASE? CU: Sexy as that voice may be... I'll piss in your beer! If she blew seeds on the mike, sure. JO says if she says "uhhhh" into the mike JO will tell. <they wait, all saying "ohhhhhhh"> Two women, may we fall in their arms and not in their hands - ED's toast ED: to JO: Dude, you're going to get out of here and your d*ck will be like a power washer. JO: No one knows who I am, but CU says "your broken d*ck is all over the Internet!" <Still trying to get Sexy Lady to say "Josh, UHHHH"> JO says his tongue is flexible, ED says what good does it do if you have a tongue like Jean F8Cking Simmons if your c*ck is broken? ED: From what I remember, she has a face like a bag of hammers, too. <LOST who he's talking about> But face like a bag of bagels. CU: she's probably good looking. JO: she's hot! And Ed says so what, your c*ck doesn't work! ED: Play that tape again, I wanna hear about the condoms. Condoms for my fingers because my c*ck doesn't work. |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:57 pm  ED: Oh gawd, let the penile battles begin. CU wonders if Monica is around, and Ed says she probably dumped him. <JO just fell in the kitchen> CU is banking on this not being televised. <Let us warn ya, Curt, is sho nuff is ALL over the web now! LOL> CU and ED can't believe JO doesn't have wet dream. ED says he's cranking em out. Multiple times, said Ed. He listens to the snores and farts and cranks em out. ED: I almost cracked twice. Almost came down to that. My d*ck has shrunk since I've been here <LOLOLOL> CU: It is called a love muscle, but it really isn't!! ED: I'll find out Friday. Hey Jo how big is your busted d*ck? Jo says come here I'll show you! <ed: cranking open screen cap app NOW> |
Noslonna | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:59 pm  Josh is getting beer. Eddie says his d*ck has shrunk since he has been in here. Curtis says, "What!" Eddie says its like a muscle if you don't use it it shrinks. Curtis points out the love muscle is not really a muscle. Eddie calls to Josh "How big is your d*ck?" Curtis says Josh is stumbling again. Eddie yells, "Hey stumbly, how big is your broken d*ck?" Josh says, "Come here and I will show you." Eddie asks Curtis, "Why the f*ck is he stumbling so much?" |
Arteitle | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:00 pm  Eddie says he almost cracked twice, but that he hasn't cranked them out; but that his dick has shrunk because he hasn't worked it like a muscle; Curtis says, "Even though it's called the love muscle, it's not really a muscle." Eddie says he'll find out Friday night. Eddie shouts to Josh, as he stumbles back from the fridge, how big is your busted dick? Josh says he'll show him. Josh, drunkenly asks Sexy Voice what's happening to them. Josh accidentally knocks down a few empty bottles. Josh opens a Corona and foam squirts out the top; Eddie tells him to suck it, but insted he moves it in front of Curtis' place and says that Curtis sure got a sh*tty beer! Curtis comes back from the bathroom. "Josh, your batteries are ready," sexy calls to him. Josh goes to the RR for more batteries. They call him "broken dick" and "busted dick".. Eddie and Curtis imagine if Josh were so drunk he got stuck between the double RR doors. "She's like ten years his senior, twice his IQ," Curtis says. Curt and Eddie crush Josh between the doors, but they can't quite get them closed around him. "You're crushing me!" Josh wails. |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:03 pm  CU: did Sexy Bedtime come on? JO wants to talk to her Sexy: Gentleman, you batteries are ready! JO is walking around and falling. Now both others are outside RR where JO is, going to shut him in... they're doing it!! wrastling his ass into the RR so he can't get OUT!! JO: D*CkS!! ED: at least ours work JO: she knows what a real man looks like. Take your batteries! ED: after this we play croquet. CU: Youa ren't goal oriented. ED wants to see profiles again JO: party in his house. 100 folks. Car wreck happens, bunch of stuff. Nest morning, family member finds used condom in flowe bed. Says JO, found this at side of house! 2 years later, one of his best friends... we slipped off that night and in the flower bed... my aunt found that, and it was YOU!! JO: There, Sexy, I told the story! |
Arteitle | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:06 pm  "Winner of 500,000: dead," says Curtis. They joke about how they almost got the door crushed around him. Curtis asks, "after this, we have two more 'Guinnei'," and Eddie suggests going to play croquet again. Josh starts telling about a senior high school party at his house, how lots of things happened (car wreck, etc.); next day someone in his family finds a used condom in the flower bed; they come to him laughing. Two years later his best friend tells him it was a great party; he and his girlfriend slipped off to the side, in the flowerbed.. "You , my aunt found that condom," Josh says. At least it wasn't his, Curtis says. "Because I'm 'busted penis'," says Josh. Josh says he's used to this kind of badgering from his friends. "Anything to make you feel at home, man," says Curtis. Josh says he has friends who are roommates who have an hour they call "offensive hour", when they just rip on each other. Josh tells Sexy that he'll take her out, he doesn't care how old she is, 60, 70.. Curtis guesses she's mid-40s. Josh says he'd like to hang out with her at night, that he finds older women attractive. |
Karen | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:07 pm  Josh has a new nickname.. busted d**K. and Curtis the Bible Banger C: well at least they won't give us topics any more.. e:you can't use any of this footage for your personal use E;everyone had morning wood.. Jamie'd come in.. and it just disappears.. I don't know what it is Cu; we should start breaking the windows e: f'in 2 day rule Josh thought jamie was going.. knew it was between him and her. now calling josh Limpd**k.. needs viagra.. him and bob dole.. C: geo kept professing to have a small d**k.. his Cocktail weenie he called it.. Talking about eddie pressing his against the shower door and Jamie laughing. e: but she looked Cu like an accident.. you have to look.. jo; but its ugly What else would you like to know. Hope you guys are working on your bedtime skit. .. Or I'm giving you hell Jo; and something else.. Cu: but it's broken BB (sexy Bedtime voice): wheres the strangest place you ever had sex Jo: you first (to BB) E: Im a member of the mile high club c: really? between TX and NY? E: don't remember E: Friends bathroom.. at a party.. my brother was there.. my mom.. and friend. Wasn't f'in good.. but this other girl ran to my mom and said he was in the Bathroom. Mom says.. your point? Mom hates that girl.. c: sexy bedtime? its your turn E: I went. now its your turn... or we're not gonna talk anymore. bb: Josh.. tell a story E: don't f'in do it C: be strong BB: Josh.. tell a story bb: josh.. please? C: sexy as the voice may be.. e: i'll urinate in your beer. c: come on sexy bedtime.. seeds on the mike and he'll do it c: she' knows your weak C: 87 broken days.. dysfunction c: even if there are women out there who want to sleep with you, what good is it if it doesn't work. J; noone knows C:its all over the internet e: savejoshsc*ck.com c: what good does it do you if your c*ck's busted. e: your c*ck do'nt deliver. c: you have the whole staff laughing at you J; I don't care E:when you sober up you will e:From what I remember she had a face like a bag of hammers. busted, man.. bag of bagels.. c:Julie? e: yeah (they are both picking on josh unmercifully!) e; Oh god.. let the penile wars begin (they are on beer #7 now, I think) Josh goes to get more.. and falls down c:I'm banking on this not being televised footage. (pun intended??) Curtis and Eddie.. They think Josh is "cranking them out".. Has to be.. if not having wet dreams.. and HAS to know what a wet dream is. e: hey slosh, how big's your d**K.. how big's your busted d**k j: come here and I'll show you bb: Gentlemen.. your batteries are ready josh JUMPS up and goes to RR. C: He's flirting with her.. shes 10 years his senior and twice his IQ. C & E try to close J in between the RR doors. c: I don't think we tried hard enough. Winner of 500 thou.. but dead.. c: after this we have 2 more guinii. e:we play croquet.. c: you are not goal oriented. Josh tells story about party he had and his aunt found used condom in flower bed the next day. a couple years later.. a friend told him he did it. c: at least you didn't get busted for it. J; I'm broken peni$, remember?.. so I've been told J: Sexy bedtime.. I'm SO taking you out.. I don't care if youre 60. c: she was my interviewer and Cass's chaperone. J; I don't care .. just want to hang out with her. cu;didn't think a case of beer and 8 guinness was doable.. but we are goal oriented. |
Karen | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:14 pm  Curtis explaining was Jamie not 3.14, phiphika. 3.14 is Pi.. basically that she's not a friend, one of us.. can't tell you what the rest means.. but didn't know if it was from my chapter or someone pretending to be a Pike.. so I ignored it C: I miss pugita already. Whoever gets her is so dam lucky. I need Pugita. e: hit PLay please? (bio's again) I made a bunch of c*ck jokes.. now play it please. you;ll get another 1 1/2 hours of condom jokes c: play some music.. the music that jamie and josh ruined for us. J: I just want to hear Sexy voice. j: don't hate me because she's sexy. Come on.. we've entertained you for 3 months.. play it again. we want to hear them all. better play croquet before we pass out. Josh says he throws up then passes out. Curtis just passes out. |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:15 pm  JO: Sexy bedtime, I am so taking you out, I don't care HOW old you are! I'm a nice guy. CU adds that she is older. ED: Listen, your p*nis doesn't work, Cu adds that he is slightly busted. CU: <about the banner> JA is not 3.14 which means PI. Means she's not a friend, one of us. About his frat. But he doesn't know if it was his chapter, Pikes in general, so he ignored it. JO is nervous about seeing Brit. Cu misses Pugita already. How cute she was. Whoever gets her is do d*mn lucky.. d*mn the Romers! ED says Green bills. CU needs Pugita, Ed says he needs 500 thou. Ed also says hit play, we told a bunch of c*ck jokes. JO: Sexy, ask something else I want to hear your sexy voice. <silence> Cu begs for music... the music JA and JO blew it for them. He's not sure they ever understood the lesson (as ed, I sure am lost!) Cu asks what JO said to Sexy in the RR. JO says it's between the two of them. Cu says they could have stuffed him in there. JO asks if she was married, CU says no ring. JO says I'm young, broken d*ck, but I so want to date her! All are begging for the profiles again, they promise to drink throughout. And tell b*ll jokes! Cu wants to play croquet before JO passes out. JO says he doesn't pass out, he throws up. JO says he'll probably throw up tonight, and CU tells him to do it in chicken pen. CU passes out, he says. They count the beers they have left. Sexy: If I play music will you dance? CU says he'll do the Trinitron dance, and Sexy says all 3 must dance. JO has a surprise!! He is doing something to the control room - changing feeds |
Digilady | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:16 pm  JO is stripping in the kitchen!!!! Net cong |
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