Dan & Scott - Interviews HG -Transcripts

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Noslonna

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:11 pm Click here to edit this post

Dan & Scott Interview with Brittany and Karen - 1

Dan: We had a listener, I don't know if he will be able to phone in right now because our lines are really full right now. But here is the situation: After the show one of our listeners called and said after he heard you on the show, and of course we were talking about loophole virgin time.

Amy: OK!

Dan: Of course I'm sure everyone knows that Brittany had anal sex. Although she's not copping to it.

Brittany: Oh my god! I never did!

Scott: Oh sure you did.

Amy: Dan you are evil. You are pure evil.

Brittany: You are so stupid.

Scott: Dan why are you so stupid? The listeners see it, Brittany sees it.

Amy: I see it, god.

Scott: Even Amy sees it.

Dan: Let me make my point. Quit derailing me. Alright, it's debateable whether she had anal sex.

Brittany: It's NOT debateable. I've never had... that.

Dan: She can't even say it.

Brittany: I don't even want to say it.

Dan: Go ahead and say it.

Brittany: I've never had the anal sex.

Amy: And that's good. I just want to point that out.

Dan: We don't believe it. Alright, now Brittany, a listener called in after hearing you and he had a sex dream about you.

Brittany: Oh god.

Dan: Now listen. I know what he is saying, what he is talking about. After you were on the show, he went to sleep and he had this dream that you and him had the nastiest, just insane porno, like, sex romp.

Brittany: Hmmm

Dan: And he said it was so obvious in my dream that she was not a virgin and I can not stop thinking about her. He says, I'm on the internet looking at all these pictures and she's all I think about, I gotta meet her. I said, oh we'll pass the information along to her.

Brittany: Yeah that sounds like someone I'd want to meet! I really want to go on a date with this fellow.

Scott: Well if he is listening he can call in and maybe there'll be a love connection.

Brittany: Oh man!

Dan: Stalker connection.

Amy: Hmm yeah.

Dan: Let's first talk about the big thing, everyone in the country that followed Big Brother is pissed off at the fact that CBS kinda just let everything go, cold turkey. They give that Survivor show 2 hours. Big Brother they have to do 50 million things in 1 hour and that's it. Noone could see you guys all meet again.

Brittany: Yeah!

Scott: It was strange that the last show was..

Karen: Seven minutes was all we got.

Scott: Yeah!

Brittany: That was a little strange.

Scott: Very short.

Brittany: They have there reasons I guess.

Karen: We weren't as popular?

Dan: Come on, I'm sure you guys did better then Survivor right?

Karen: Umm, No!

Dan: The second playing of Survivor?

Karen: Yes, that one maybe.

Dan: Alright, that's what I mean.

Scott: Let's hope you beat the repeat of Survivor otherwise there won't be another Big Brother probably.

Karen: I think there will be because they are going to have a better cast next time.

Dan: That's what everyone says.

Karen: Yeah

Dan: But here's the situation, obviously there's something you guys all did, and it's not your fault. I don't know how I would act in this crazy house but the show, for a lot of the part was boring. But that's not to say that it wasn't entertaining.

Scott: It was what it is though. It's reality television.

Amy: Hey, we were watching you guys every night.

Scott: Yeah, we were addicted to the show.

Dan: And I'm pissed off that it's gone.

Karen: Now see what would have happened if they had of had a Karen/Brittany Show.. but they had to show everyone else all the time. That was why it was boring, cuz they couldn't just show Britt and I all the time.

Scott: And then they kicked you out because it was a conspiracy.

Karen: I think so.

Dan: Alright so what happened? The other burning, burning question. Did you and Josh get it on? Anal?

Brittany: Nooo!

Dan: Vaginal! You guy's had vaginal sex?

Brittany: Nooo!

Amy: I swear Dan!

Dan: She just said she didn't have anal.

Brittany: Nooo! Please!

Dan: Alright, what's going on, did you guy's kiss?

Brittany: No, uh unh. I hardly even talked to the guy. There was the party Saturday and then he left for New York. You barely even have time to talk to each other because people are taking your pictures and all that kind of stuff. But I mean, I'm sure we'll talk to me when he gets back in town.

Dan: Is there going to be anything there you think?

Brittany: I don't know. I mean, like I said, I haven't even talked to him. We have to hang out. I mean when someone just gets out of the house their head is all crazy. Plus I am sure it's even more crazy when you just won a hundred thousand dollars. I mean, there's just media everywhere and people everywhere. You can hardly have any kind of serious conversation, I mean like in front of a few thousand people.

Scott: Well you know, on the Friday show you were pretty close to Curtis when he got out of the house. Were you two..

Brittany: Oh I was so excited to see him.

Scott: I mean, you guys were practically.. you were snuggling on the couch..

Brittany: Oh please! No, I was just so excited to see him, like, I just wanted to jump around, so not physical..

Scott: So there's nothing going on with you?

Brittany: No! Get your minds out of the gutter.

Amy: Dan and Scott simply don't understand Brittany. Don't take anything personally. Geesh, they's dumb.

Dan: Whaaat?

Brittany: It's funny because I was looking at some of the message boards and stuff and everyone was jumping all over that Curtis thing and it was super funny. And all over my hair. For some reason people think I went and got extensions and stuff. It's like, a wig, just like all my other wigs. So it was funny.

Scott: Oh okay, so that was a wig?

Brittany: Yeah, it was a wig. It was actually the second wig I've ever purchased. I've had it like, seven years.

Dan: Is that the wig that made it into George's RR skit about Karen?

Brittany: No, that one I bought about 2 years ago. George is.. uh.. something..

Scott: We should ask Karen about that. What did you think of George's RR skit?

Karen: Well actually I thought it was kind of funny until Brit told me about it and Brit was so offended by it. And it was like, oh! maybe I should be offended. But I wasn't offended by it. It was just a George thing, you know? And, I mean, I don't have boobies shaped like that so..

Dan: What do you call your breasts? Do you actually point to them and say.. what did George call them? You know, he pointed at this fake Karen boobs and said..

Karen: Maybe I said tits. Because when we were playing water basketball, in the water, he kept grabbing them and I think I kept saying, "Get your hands off my ..."

Scott: He did?

Karen: Oh yeah.

Scott: George was grabbing at your breasts?

Karen: I don't think he meant to.

Brittany: It was even on one of the shows.

Karen: Yeah it was.

Dan: (doing George voice) I'll tell you what. It was exciting.

Scott: Absolutely, very exciting for George.

Karen: He didn't know he was grabbing them.

Dan: (George voice) Oh kay!

Scott: I think he knew what he was doing.

Noslonna

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:12 pm Click here to edit this post

Dan & Scott Interview with Brittany and Karen - 2

Dan: Let's take some calls cuz this is going nuts.

Karen: Okay.

Caller (talks about their Curtis impersonation of his laugh.)

Dan: There was a restaurant I saw... on the show, they showed all the houseguests. All the waiters and waitresses were dressed up..

Brittany: I went there when I got banished. I sat at the girl's table who was Brittany. She was, like, "Oh my god! I'm so sorry." I thought it was funny what she was doing.

Dan: I thought it was funny. It was like they pretty much got everyone down.

Karen: Oh thanks a lot.

Dan: Oh sorry, Karen, that was rude of me.

Karen: That's right.

Dan: But at least you got some air time. They showed Curtis for like 2 seconds. All he got was the laugh.

Scott: Yeah, he just laughed.

Dan: That's it! The laughing asian man.

Dan: (to caller) Alright, go on.

Caller: Okay 2 things. First of all, have you guys seen the Thom Johnson site with all the flash films?

Brittany/Karen: Oh yes!

Caller: Weren't those awesome?

Brittany: Yeah!

Karen: I haven't seen the Karen's movie yet. Brittany saw it.

Brittany: Yeah they're funny.

(Dan explains what the site is.)

Karen: Okay, I have a question though. Why am I the wicked witch?

Dan: Oh someone had to. Hey, why is Mega the flying monkey?

Karen: That made sense.

Caller: No Eddie was the flying monkey.

Dan: Oh was he? Well what was Mega?

Caller: I don't think he was in that one. He was in the Star Wars one. Anyway, my question for them was, if you had a friend that was going to go on Big Brother 2, would you recommend it, and what advice would you give them?

Brittany: I would tell them just to really be yourself and not to worry about editing and not try to protect yourself and protect your image. I mean, if you are going to go on the show, just be you. I think there was way to much holding back.

Karen: Brittany and myself were both ourselves.

Dan: And you got your asses kicked out of there in no time.

Karen: I know!

Caller: So do you think Cassandra, who probably held back the most, lost something out of the experience because of that?

Brittany: Oh definately. I never got the feeling... I guess I shouldn't really speak for her... but I just never got the feeling she that she enjoyed herself. She always seemed to stay back and stay away in order to stay controlled. I don't think she had as much fun as one could.

Dan: Perhaps she would have had fun had you stopped f*cking around with her hair. Everyone in that house kept touching her hair and that got her all bent out of shape.

Brittany: Now, come on!

Dan: Hey, I watched the show.

Brittany: Each to their own, she's a good person.

Dan: I like her! I'm just saying that everytime she'd be bitching about her hair and she'd wear that Erica Badu deal on her head because everyone's trying to touch it.

Caller: Hey, I've got a save Cass website so I was fighting for her a lot.

Dan: And I've always said this, you can't spell class without what?

Scott: Without Cass.

Dan: Alright, I can't coin that phrase.

(Caller tells them about Cass' cousin's CD out on the internet.)

Caller: Anything to make money off you people.

Brittany: Right on. Go for it.

(They say goodbye to caller)

Noslonna

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:13 pm Click here to edit this post

Dan & Scott Interview with Brittany and Karen - 3

Dan: Karen, what about this. You were probably the biggest drama, if you will, this whole thing with you and your husband.

Karen: I know! Isn't that awful?

Brittany: Something new to talk about.

Scott: Yeah, we need to know about that.

Dan: Now, was it the first night?

Karen: No, it was the third night I talked about it.

Dan: That was kick ass.

Brittany: And she only talked about it because I kept asking her questions about it. And she didn't want to talk about it at first. And I was like, oh come on, who cares? And then she started talking about it.

Karen: Actually, I'm going to be really honest with you. When the producer, Paul Romer actually, came up to me and he asked me if I ever wanted to act or anything, and I said maybe back when I was eighteen maybe. And he said, "How much of you is going to be acting on the show and how much is going to be the real you?" And I thought, my gosh, why would somebody even think I was going to go on there to act. So when I got on the show, I really, seriously looked at those cameras and looked at them as "cameras." So I definitely didn't think of it as the whole world was watching me. So when I talked to people in the house, whatever I did, it was, like, "way" too much me. But I didn't think that anyone else was watching. Sometimes maybe a camera man but definitely not the whole world. And obviously if you look at some of the feeds or whatever, you hear everybody talking about, "Oh I wonder if I'm going to be a movie star after this." Not once did I think that was possible and not once did I even.. it wasn't a big deal. I was just there to meet people and have a good time. Obviously it didn't work too good.

Dan: That was the third night, and your husband is just sitting there and unfortunately, he doesn't even have you there to wash the underwear he is about to sh*t in and all of a sudden you start freaking bad on your husband! Yadayadayada. I mean, I just kept thinking, "What is this guy doing right now?"

Karen: I'm sure he wasn't surprised because that's all we've talked about and everybody that knows me, you know, from the last twenty-two years, knew what our relationship was all about.

Dan: You mean, like everyone at his work was hip on it?

Karen: Oh I am sure that everybody knew it, you know. There weren't any secrets, you know. It wasn't like I was... we weren't even sleeping in the same bedroom so it wasn't like there was this lovely marriage before I walked into the house and then, oh my gosh, she decided she wanted to go off on him. Definately not like that.

Dan: I just think it's wild that, like, do you think he went into work the next day and "Saw your wife on TV last night," Shut up!"

Karen: Actually we did get a few nasty calls. People were wanting to come to his defense because they felt bad that this woman would go on TV to bash her husband. And I wasn't on there to bash him, and it wasn't. I was sitting there talking to these people and they were like, "Oh my gosh, you've been married 22 years and how wonderful." And I felt like a fraud if I didn't say it's not wonderful, you know. That was kinda like setting up who I was, with them, and I couldn't very well fake it at that point. To my own children I go, "Should I have just said... and let it go?" And they said "No! I would have been mad at you cuz you're always telling us to tell the truth and so I would have felt like you were lying."

Dan: And your husband's like, "I never told them to tell the truth! This is the worst advice you could ever give!"

Karen: I'm a republican!

Scot: Well Karen, what happened following you being banished from the house? Cuz on the show you were banished, your husband was there, right?

Karen: Right. It was good that he came. Just because I wanted to thank him for watching the kids and giving me a chance to do this because I really wanted to. I mean, this was like a big deal for me. I really thought I was going to go on there and have an awesome time and I really learned a lot from it. And of course I met Brit, and, you know, we're good friends and that wouldn't have happened otherwise.

Scott: No, I'm saying, what happened. The next day after that show?

Karen: He went back to Indiana of course and I had to do that L.A. tour and we did the New York tour. And when I came back, on a Tuesday I guess it was, it was kinda weird. It was like, he cancelled our checking account..

Scott: Ooo, so he knew it was over?

Karen: Yes and he said something to me like, I was always welcome to live in the house. But it was never anything I felt like.. it was just going back to the same thing. And my daughter was moving out to California and so I'm like, okay, I'm going to move when you do and she had already planned on moving the following week. So I rented a U-Haul. It was something that needed to happen. My kids, all four of my kids have been begging me to leave forever.

Scott: What made you choose California?

Karen: Mainly because my daughter was moving out here and umm, at that point I had gotten a few offers and they told me I could come back to the show and things like that, you know. And get a chance to visit and stuff. So it was like, okay, I need to move somewhere and my daughter's moving out here and my son wanted to move out here as well. So it was like, okay, my family is going to end up out here, I'll come out too. And it's been good. It's a nice distance.

Scott: Right

Dan: We're talking to Karen and Brittany from Big Brother. Amy do you have a comment?

Amy: Yeah, I was just wondering Karen, are you going to do a cooking show?

Karen: No! I thought that was so funny! I would love to actually. In the house I loved to cook and I'm going to says everyone always loved my food.

Brittany: Yeah really good. It went downhill when Karen left.

Scott: So Brittany, you're staying with Karen right now, right?

Brittany: Yeah.

Scott: So what's that all about?

Dan: Shocking lesbian turn ons.

Brittany: No! I'm just staying there.

Scott: You're just staying there temporarily?

Brittany: Yeah, I plan on getting an apartment. I've just been so busy with appointments and auditions and stuff, I haven't even actually spent anytime looking. So I'm actually just kinda mooching off Karen for now.

Scott: Hey, we saw one of those great auditions on that last Big Brother.

Brittany: Oh! How sad am I!

Scott: Ah, that was really good.

Amy: Oh, I don't know.

Brittany: I can't believe they put that on TV. What was I doing?

Scott: Ah, that was really bad but I tell you, I think you are going to make it big as an actress.

Amy: I think so too.

Karen: She has the perfect face for it doesn't she.

Brittany: I actually had a call back for that if you can even believe it! And I had somebody else, after they saw that, contact my agent and they want me to do another reading for another movie.

Dan: You should be in that ... movie instead of Colleen from Survivor.

Brittany: Oh I heard about that.

Dan: Don't worry your pretty little blue haired head over that.

Brittany: (talking about her audition) It was the first time. Plus you have the cameras on you so it wasn't just a regular audition so cut me just a little bit of slack.

Scott: We'll cut you some slack.

Dan: Oh sh*t, I've never seen so many calls and we've got a billion emails here. And again, all you listeners that don't like Big Brother, f*ck you guys. What can we do? We gotta keep going with this. There's like 4 billion calls on hold and I've got like a ream of paper in my hand about email. Let's see..

Brittany: Get us a good question.

Karen: Something mean.

Dan: Alright. Oh first we wanted to plug saveeddie.com because they're listening to us right now.

Karen: Oh we love Eddie.

Brittany: Aww we love Eddie.

Scott: Yeah that lucky son-of-a-b*tch. Now you guys are a little pissed deep down aren't you?

Karen: Not even!

Brittany: No way.

Scott: Oh please, what are you talking about Karen? Of course you are.

Karen: I would have done that show without any money.

Scott: Ohhh.. nonsense.

Noslonna

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:15 pm Click here to edit this post

Dan & Scott Interview with Brittany and Karen - 4

Dan: Alright, here's a question: Karen, since getting out of the house, have you watched the tapes where Jamie went around to the various houseguests, (Curtis was the one that they aired) and privately told them all the same thing? Telling them someone like you who had bad mouthed others doesn't belong in there. So what are your thoughts on why Jamie nominated you?

Karen: It doesn't matter. You know what? It's so funny because I told everyone in the house that if they wanted to talk about me they could talk about me as long as they wanted as long as I didn't hear it. And so unfortunately I did hear that. But it was afterwards. In that house you have to vent. You know, sometimes you feel different feelings and then they next day you wake up and you feel totally different. And if anyone ever wanted to vent or talk about me that wasn't a problem and I wasn't going to hold anything against anybody. So I definitely don't hold anything against her.

Dan: What did you think of Brittany's plan to have us fly a banner over the house?

Brittany: I did not! I never said she was 2-faced! I never!

Dan: What are you talking about!

Brittany: That was you guys! You guys are getting me in trouble!

Dan: During the daytime Brittany will call and she'll say, "Yeah Dan, listen, the other night I had a lot of anal sex and kudos on that banner. That was the best!"

Brittany: Ohhh!

Dan: Now she's like a different person.

Amy: Oh Dan.

Brittany: Yeah right!

Scott: So really, you don't back us on that banner?

Brittany: I don't back you, no.

Scott: You kinda said she was 2-faced.

Dan: You implied it.

Brittany: I didn't imply anything! I said I have questions.

Karen: I'll tell you what though, I do have her lip gloss in my purse and I will sell it to anybody.

Scott: Did you steal it?

Karen: No, she asked me to hold it for her..

Scott: Hey, you what, listen, I just saw that someone paid 25 bucks for a piece of Charles Manson's hair on E-Bay.

Karen: Oh my gosh! I should sell this. It's Chanel too I believe. It's called Sparkle.

Scott: Oh yeah, that's worth something.

Scott: Can you stick around?

(Break)

Dan: We have Karen and Brittany from Big Brother. So many people are going through withdrawals. There's no way we are going to get through all this. You guys mind if we forward some email to you?

Brittany: We have so many already.

Karen: I have like, over 400 that I haven't responded to. It's awful.

Dan: You know, for a show that was a big failure, you guys seem pretty popular. That's what everyone's saying.. the entire run of the show.. CBS is embarrassing.. blah, blah, blah... but I tell you, I've never seen this much buzz about a show, and if it was mediocre, then you sure hooked me.

Karen: The scary thing is, people think they actually know us completely. And I was, like, so psychotic on that show. I was like, crying all the time and like totally weird. And I'm usually laughing all the time.

Scott: We have a clip of you Karen. Now you're telling me this isn't acting, this is actually, you were really upset.

Karen: Yes, I was really worried about my kids.

Scott: I think this might be about the nomination. Hold on, let's play this one.

(Clip of Karen crying and talking to Jordan when Jordan wanted to know who nominated her.)

Karen: That was when I really felt bad for her because she was upset that she was nominated and nobody would tell her and I didn't want anybody to be sad on that show. So I guess that's why I hated that and where it was really starting to break me down.

Scott: Yeah but that Jordan, she was really kinda pissy wasn't she?

Karen: You know what? She was but I liked her..

(clip of Jordan saying, "I'm not going to be pissy.")

Dan: That was actually like a theme in like fifteen hundred of the emails we got about both of you. What is it to walk down the street and have people that you've never met come up to you and pretend that they know you, like really know you. It's not like an actor, it's different.

Karen: We love it.

Brittany: Yeah

Dan: It's not like someone is going to come up to Harrison Ford and think he's really swinging on vines and chasing bad guys.

Brittany: Well it feels like when you are out of high school and you haven't seen someone for years, and then you run into them in the street and you kinda recognize 'em.

(clip of Jordan saying, "I'm not going to be pissy.")

Dan: That was actually like a theme in like fifteen hundred of the emails we got about both of you. What is it like to walk down the street and have people that you've never met come up to you and pretend that they know you, like really know you. It's not like an actor, it's different.

Karen: We love it.

Brittany: Yeah

Dan: It's not like someone is going to come up to Harrison Ford and think he's really swinging on vines and chasing bad guys.

Brittany: Well it feels like when you are out of high school and you haven't seen someone for years, and then you run into them in the streets and they're like, "Hey Brittany!" and you're like, "Oh hey!" You feel like you sort of know 'em but you really don't cuz you weren't that close in highschool and you haven't seen 'em for years. But yet you have this connection. That's how I feel when people come up to me about Big Brother, we have something to talk about.

Dan: But don't you get sick of talking about the same stuff? I mean, everyone has to ask you, "Are you and Josh going to get together?"

Brittany: Well yeah, sometimes that gets on my nerves but I think about it and if someone is going to come up to me, they're a fan. They've spent hours watching the TV show, chances are, hours on the internet, the least I can do is give 'em 5 minutes to answer their questions.

Dan: I kinda think it's wild, I keep forgetting when I'm watching the show that that's real time, give or take a few days. That was kinda hard for me to get.

Brittany: Yeah, it's a 24 hour turn around.

Dan: That's pretty cool. So that stuff would be happening and the next day we'd be watching it. It's not like Survivor where it happened months ago. Let's take some more calls.

(A little chit chat with caller from Canada)

Caller: Karen are you still smoking?

Karen: Unfortunately I am. I've been cutting back because I've been sick the last 2 weeks. But I plan on quitting soon.

Caller: Brittany I think it's great that you are staying with her right now. And Karen you did an amazing job under the circumstances with your marriage and everything, just going into the show and just being yourself. You expressed some feelings, who gives a hoot, I would have done a lot worse.

Karen: Oh thankyou. I've had people tell me that, "Oh my god if I was on that show."

Dan: I would have turned out like George.

Karen: I really think that it empowered me and made me stronger. This is one thing I kinda told everybody I guess, I went in there the mother of four kids. I was always, Karen, the mother of four kids. When I went into that house, all of a sudden I had to stand alone. That was the scary part for me, I couldn't say, "Here I am, I'm a mother." All of a sudden it was "Here I am, I'm Karen." That was difficult for me.

Caller: ... You did a great job and Britt you're lovely!...

Dan: And as our listeners point out, very hot and they have sex dreams with them at night.

Caller: Do they? Can you blame them?

Karen: That's okay, Britt has them about everybody else.

Caller: Good for her. Keep having the dreams and just keep the virginity.

Dan: ... Okay bye caller. Brittany, I swear to god, on that last show, the live show... va va va vroom skie.

Karen: She looked good didn't she.

Dan: Godammit!

Brittany: Thankyou.

Email Question: She wants to know Karen, if you found anyone to kiss you.

Karen: Oh my god, I did! But he was so... (laughter from Britt)

Britt: She did but she declined it!

Dan: What happened? Did you go out on a date..

Brittany: This guy was a security guy..

Scott: Wait was it somebody you went out on a date with?

Karen: It was a security guard from one of the department stores.

Scott: Oh dear, Karen's still looking everybody.

Dan: I want to know what the post wrap party was like, soon as the cameras turned off. What happened? Was everyone mingling for awhile?

Karen: It was awesome.

Brittany: I had a blast.

Karen: We had a party Friday and the wrap-up party on Saturday night.

Dan: Were all you guys getting along? I mean, like what about with Mega?

Karen: Oh my god, can I tell him what he said to me?

Brittany: I don't know what he said to you.

Karen: He wanted me to go back to his hotel room..

Brittany: Oh that's right.

Karen: Can I say that?

Dan: Go ahead. Say it!

Karen: He wanted me to go back to his hotel room and he asked me if I had ever had anything to do with a black man before.

Dan: Ooohh Mega.. if it was legal I'd whip this out..

Karen: He said it would only last three minutes but it would be the best three minutes of my life.

Dan: That's what he said to you? Now wait a minute, was he serious, would he have really..?

Karen: Yes he was, and then he went to my 20 year old daughter and tried to get her to go to his room.

Dan: Oh oh Mega! Now, we've had Mega on the show a few times.

Karen: I like Will. I really do. He can be a really funny guy.

Dan: I think he's pissed at us. We never had a problem with him. But he wanted us to drop him out of a helicopter back into the house. And then we never followed up on it. Because he kept calling all the time. Like every 2 minutes he would call.

Brittany: Yeah we hear that a lot. That he irritates a lot of people.

Dan: He irritates, and then, I don't have anything against him. We couldn't get the insurance. It's hard to believe, not a lot of places would insure us to throw him out of a helicopter into a house.

Brittany: Really?

Dan: Yeah it's really rare.

Dan: Now on this live show I thought it was really neat because Julie's been on this show, we really love her, three times she's been on, if she wants to be a regular after all the Big Brother stuff..

Scott: Yeah Julie's very cool.

Brittany: I like her, yeah.

Dan: And Jordan has been on, Brittany of course, and I thought it was funny when Brittany mentioned, "Oh yeah I voted on a radio show to kick George out" .. I thought that was so cool.

Brittany: That was you.

Dan: I thought Julie would ask, "What show?" I could see people all of a sudden talking about Dan and Scott. Cuz I could honestly see Julie, "Oh yeah, Dan and Scott, I've done their show. They wanted me to do phone sex" and you, "Oh yeah, they're f*cked." I can just see Julie, "Those guys, f*ck them!" I thought Oh No! I thought oh we are getting press, no, no, no!

Scott: Brittany if you could have just thrown in the "Dan and Scott Show" when you said that. That would have been good.

Brittany: Oh sorry. I don't know, is that legal to plug somebody?

Scott: Ah, you should have found out. Here's the clip of Brittany almost plugging the show.

(clip of Julie talking to Brittany when she was voting for George.)

Brittany: You guys!

Dan: (taking call) Hello, you're on with Karen and Brittany.

Caller: Karen, Britt, the show really went down after you guys left. You guys were great. Did you guys ever meet Teresa?

Brittany: Ooh yeah!

Caller: Don't you think it's a little odd that she looked a bit like George?

Dan: They say if people have dogs they start looking like their owners... Not that I think Teresa's a dog or anything.

Scott: What's up with that? What is it?

Brittany: Nice try to save that.

Caller: So did you guys talk or how was it?

Brittany: I think we talked maybe 30 seconds.

Dan: Long enough for Brittany to slip a mickey in her drink.

Brittany: No, umm, it was just real quick. She just came up to me and said hi and tried to introduce herself.

Caller: Hi, I'm the one that organized the smear campaign?

Brittany: Yeah, and I just said forget about it. The whole show's done now. Water under the bridge, I gotta go talk to someone over there!

Dan: I gotta go talk to that huge security guard over there.

Brittany: Yeah, I mean there's not really.. we're not really going to be friends.. and it's not worth being angry. What's done is done so there's not really a point to exchanging pleasantries so much.

Dan: Will you and George be friends do you think? Or is that too weird?

Brittany: Well the thing with George, it had nothing to do with what Teresa did. I don't think George is responsible for what happened outside the house. I mean, I just hold George responsible for things he did inside the house and he lied to us in the house. And I don't know, I don't really see myself as being friends with him. He wasn't honest, he was sneaky and umm, for that reason I don't want to be friends with him.

Dan: (George high voice) Okaay!

Scott: Okay but George said he was never with a finer group of people.

(clip of George speaking.. "and the Chicken Man really, really means it.")

Brittany: Yeah well, he's also full of it, you know... He was trying to stay in the house.

Dan: I know but listen, he tries to make these serious statements, "I never sat at the table with a finer group of people." Ah Chicken Man.

Karen: You really did that voice!

Dan: Alright, come on.

Brittany: There's like, peer pressure in the house. It sounds really weird cause you think of peer pressure as negative, making you do bad things. Well there's peer pressure that forces you to act like you like everybody and you convince yourself that you like everybody. It's really odd in that house. Peer pressure is not good whether it forces you to do a good thing or bad thing. I don't think I realized how much there was of that in that enviroment.

Dan: Speaking of that, who do you hate, who do you like? Both of you. You'd never break bad probably on anyone.

Karen: Okay, the only people I would probably have anything to do with would be Josh, Britt, Curtis, Eddie..

Dan: Oh definately Eddie, he's paying.

Karen: I don't think there is probably anybody else that I would call.

Dan: What about.. did you say Curtis?

Karen: Oh definitely Curtis.

Brittany: I don't have a hate for anybody. But as far as keeping a relationship, I mean, they picked ten random people who probably wouldn't be friends. So the chances of all ten of us being close after the show is pretty much non-existence.

Dan: Well you've all got this bond that you can share.

Brittany: Yeah.

Dan: Well I have to take another call.

Caller: (question about George's hunting accident)

Caller: What was the situation about that? You were living with this man.

Brittany: Well he didn't tell us. I didn't find out about it 'til after I was out of the house. I do believe it was an accident. Accidents do happen and it was a tragedy. What I think was wrong was that he didn't let the family know that he was going into the house so they could possibly prepare for this to come out into the media. And I also think it was wrong of him to go in the Red Room and put ketchup on his shirt and act like he was shot. Those two things, I think, were inexuseable. As far as the incident where he did kill this man, it was a tragedy and an accident. What happened after that, like I said, going into the house, doing that skit in the RR, I just think that's inexcuseable and wrong and hurtful. For no reason, there was no reason for doing that.

Caller: He lied. I'm sure that's what ticked you folks off the most. I mean you are in the house with ten other people and the big thing is being honest with each other. That's what you have to do.

Brittany: I don't think he thought about it though.

Karen: Oh he did, we talked about this. Before he got on the show he said he talked to CBS and he said he didn't want that to come out. He said he wouldn't do that show if that was going to come out. And CBS said they couldn't guarantee that.

Dan: I think I would have tried to handle like, when you go to prison and you have to be strong. Like if someone was going to f*ck with me, I'd break that out the first night. I'd say, "Listen you guys, by the way, noone f*ck with me. I killed a guy."

Karen: Well you know what, he tried to tell me. He kept saying, "Karen there's something, I make mistakes all the time."

Brittany: I didn't know that.

Karen: Yeah he said "Stuff happens to me all the time, I'm a klutz.. I'll tell you more about it when we get off the show."

Dan: I was going to say, (George voice) "Oh things happen to me all the time! I killed a guy, oh I fell out of a tree.."

Brittany: Was this the night he was telling you how he pooped on that roof?

Karen: No, no, no. This was another night, maybe it was before the jump rope contest.

Dan: What! Hold on, hold on. We have to take another break and that's the perfect tease. We'll find out about when George took a sh*t on a roof after these words..

(Commercial Break)

Noslonna

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:16 pm Click here to edit this post

Dan & Scott Interview with Brittany and Karen - 5

Dan: When we went to the commercial break you said that George took a sh*t on the roof. Which one?

Brittany: Don't point at me!

Dan: Who said that?

Scott: Did he really do that? Come on, tell us.

Brittany: Yeah, he told us this story one night how he was roofing and he had to go number 2, and he didn't think he could make it down the ladder. So he went over the pitch of the roof, and umm, and then did number 2 on the roof and then just used a hose to wash off his bottom. Then one of his co-workers came up to the pitch of the roof and saw it and he said it was a racoon.

Dan: It was a racoon that laid a log four feet long! What the hell is that!

Scott: Ah, George is a class act.

Karen: I know but the reason he pooped on the roof was because sometimes when he gripped to go down the ladder, sometimes, he would lift his leg and sometimes poop his pants.

Brittany: I think he only said he did that once though.

Dan: What is this guy, an invalid!

Brittany: He said he only pooped his pants once.

Dan: He can't walk down a ladder without sh*tting himself?

Karen: I know, I asked him when he did it, "Do you not have a sphincter?" But anyway, I don't know.

Brittany: He might have something the matter with him. We shouldn't laugh.

Karen: He just said it to us because we were in the house and we were supposed to be honest with each other.

Dan: You sure the f*ck shouldn't tell us! I can just see that story... (George voice) "Hey you guys.."

Brittany: I'm surprised that didn't go on one of the TV shows. We almost died laughing when George was telling the story. I thought Eddie was going to seriously have a heart attack, he was laughing so hard.

Scott: We're going to have to ask George. We're going to get him on the show at some point.

Dan: You think George would come on the show?

Karen: But Britt and Karen did not say anything.

Dan: That's right.

Brittany: Yeah, everyone listening.. he said it on the TV show so..

Dan: (doing George impersonation in high voice) Hey you guys, I took a sh*t cuz I can't lift my leg high enough or I start crapping.. it's kinda exciting!

Karen: That's just like it, oh my god!

Scott: Before we move on to questions from the listeners.. we should ask Brittany and Karen about the rumours that are going around. I'm just going to ask you guys outright cuz rumours are going around that either one of the guys from the house is gay or that Jamie is a lesbian.

Karen: Oh! You think?

Scott: Ahhh, are they both true?

Karen: I don't think so.

Dan: Come on.

Karen: How the hell would I know?

Dan: Come on! You were in the lovebed with her. Both of you were. Oh, wait a minute! A three banger! Oh my god! A three banger!

Karen: Not even! I haven't had a lesbian experience my whole life.

Brittany: I don't think they casted <sic> for anybody to be..

Karen: But we kept wondering..

Karen: Yeah, we had talked about that, if anybody..

Dan: Okay, of the guys who do you think might be gay, or do you know?

Brittany: I don't think any of them are gay.

Karen: I don't either.

Brittany: I don't think Jamie's a lesbian, I don't think anybody... Not that there's anything wrong with it!

Scott: No, there's nothing wrong with it. We just want to know who it is. Come on.

Karen: I don't think anybody is.

Brittany: I don't really know for sure.

Scott: Ahhh.

Dan: I got the weirdest email yesterday from a guy that claimed he watched the internet feed forever, didn't sleep at all, and he knows a guy.. I think he is full of sh*t, he said he knows that Curtis is gay.

Brittany: Nooo, no no no no no. Curtis is not gay.

Karen: How would he know for a fact?

Dan: He said he knows someone who ... hahahaha

Brittany: People make stuff up all the time.

Dan: I'm not going to say it's a fact.

Scott: Ah, see I think you girls know something and you're not telling.

Karen: No, we swear to do, we don't.

Brittany: This is what I can say, from living in the house and living with everybody in the house, I never got the feeling that anybody was gay or lesbian. You know, you watch the show and they jazz things up..

Karen: Well I thought you were.

Brittany: Except for me of course, I need to be a lesbian cause I'm a virgin. That's the only explanation.

Dan: Those are the best kinds of lesbians.. the virgin lesbians.

Brittany: Oh god. Anyway, you watch the shows and it makes you think somebody is just from watching the shows. But when you live with them and you know 'em and you see them day to day, you realize stuff is just a joke or whatever. I never got the gay or lesbian vibes from anybody.

Scott: You know Brittany, the way you ran the lovebed, I can see people thinking you're bisexual.

Karen: Oh people said that about me too!

Scott: Alright, either of you.

Karen: You know what's really wild, I've never, ever cuddled with another lady in my whole entire life!

Brittany: I'm a lady! Look at this, I'm a lady.

Scott: So Brittany is your first, Karen? Your first female love?

Karen: Brittany was my first, exactly.

Brittany: I mean, pretty much, people are going to say whatever. Say whatever you want. I really don't care. There's no point to even try to defend it at this point. I mean there's just thousands of things out there now. I can say I'm straight 'til I'm blue in the face and there's someone that's going to think I'm a lesbian so.. think it if you want.

Dan: We will.

Karen: Yeah, who cares.

Scott: Ah well, it makes for a good fantasy.

Brittany: Yeah right on, fantasize.

Dan: You know that guys are masterbating to both of you don't you?

Karen: Oh yeah! uh huh! Well actually one of my letters, I take that back, I probably do!

Brittany: I know, you get some letters that are definately off.

Dan: I would start reading these thing with the tweezers and rubber gloves.

Email Question: What do you miss the most about the BB house.

Brittany: I know right off the bat. What I miss the most is the peace and tranquility of no phone, no fax machine, you don't have to get up to go to work and you really don't have anything to do, it's just fun. It's like, even when I take vacations, I get up at seven and plan out the day. I need a vacation by the time I get home from vacation.

Scott: So that was a great thing. You didn't miss not having newspapers and telephones..

Brittany: No, you just layed around and I don't think I have just layed around since I was, you know, fifteen, when you start running around.

Scott: Yeah right.

Brittany: The thing that I don't miss is umm..

Dan: Is Mega!

Brittany: (giggle) .. is a lot of my gut instinct. You let go of your gut instinct. You can not let things irritate you in this house. You have to go to a place where you are just, I don't know.. where you are just kinda there. I don't like that feeling, and I don't have that feeling in the real world and I didn't like having it in the house.

Dan: What about you Karen?

Karen: Okay, I miss the most the times that we did get together. Probably our dawn barbeques. Cuz we would have so much fun. We would laugh and we would sing. We'd just have a really good time. I really hated not having the telephone. I was so bored in the house. I mean bored beyond belief, you know. And I think that's why things started to get to me so quickly, because I didn't have anything to do. I would forever find work to do so that I could keep busy. So I don't miss that quiet that Brittany likes.

Dan: Okay, so both of you are women. You know how make-up works. Did either of you ever see Jamie without her make_up?

Karen: Brittany didn't. Brittany watched her.

Brittany: Did you see her without it?

Karen: No I don't think so.

Dan: She was kinda like Tammy Faye, she was always wearing it.

Brittany: But you can't hate someone because they wear make-up. I mean realistically, so she wore make-up, but I mean that is kind of her deal. Let her wear make-up, does it hurt anybody?

Dan: Yes.

Email Question: Britt, I just want to know if Jamie is as shallow as she is on the show? Does she have real emotions? Oh, she drives me crazy.

Brittany: I don't know her outside of the house but I did talk to her mother and her friends and they said that Jamie was being Jamie so..

Dan: Yiii.

Brittany: I don't know, they said that she was being real. And you heard it on the show when she talked to her mom she said to just keep being herself. I know that there was a lot of criticism out there that she was being fake but I guess that's her, I don't know. I feel kinda bad cuz now that I'm out I hear all this mean stuff and she's not a bad person. She didn't do anything to me.

Dan: Alright, fair enough, but you would never go and be best friends with Jamie, outside the show?

Brittany: No

Scott: We're reading between the lines and it's clear Brittany has something against Jamie.

Dan: Let's take another call.

Caller question for Brittany: The letter's that were sent to Cuzzy's Bar and you responded to certain ones, did you actually send them?

Brittany: Yes, I actually sat and wrote them out. I probably got hundreds of letters and I wasn't able to respond to all of them. I probably responded to 150,-175 so far. I keep getting more mail and I can't keep up with them.

Scott: Brittany, you mean you actually sat down and hand wrote letters.

Karen: She did! I watched her.

Brittany: Yup, I did, I hand wrote 'em.

Caller: I received one of them and I just wanted to say thank you. It was really nice.

Brittany: Oh you did! Can you remind me what it was?

Caller: I was telling you what an inspiration you were to my friends and me and how helpful you were about certain things.

Brittany: Aww. Yeah, I haven't had time to respond to them all.

Caller: My other question is, you guys talked about the Vegas thing, about all you guys getting together in Vegas. Is that still on?

Brittany: Well I think some of us are still planning on going. (Laughter) Maybe a couple of them have been cut out of the trip.

Dan: Do you have a standing invite to that?

Karen: Oh wouldn't that be awesome.

Brittany: Oh yeah.

Dan: Then you hang up and you laugh.

Karen: No we wouldn't. That would be a riot. The more the merrier.

Dan: Alright. Who's not coming?

Brittany: I'm so glad I talked to someone who got one of my thank you cards.

Caller: It was really nice. One of my teachers at school that watched the show were just in awe that I got a letter back. I just wanted to say I really appreciated it and it was really nice.

Brittany: Oh you're welcome.

Dan: That's nice. Thanks for your call. Okay we got like 4 billion of these emails.

Email Question: Ask Brit what she felt about what Josh said about her on the last week of the show. When he realized that she was the one he wanted.

Brittany: I mean, it made me feel good. It made me feel really good because I was hurt by the stuff I saw in the early episodes with Jordan and me. When I was in the house I believed that he really cared about me and there was stuff that he said. You know, they aired stuff the last few weeks. But he had said stuff similiar to me before. And if it was aired, for the world to see, like the whole Jamie/Jordan thing. None of that meant that he didn't care about me until this last week.

Dan: Okay, what do you think about this though. Eddie, on the AOL, that Real audio thing he did yesterday or whenever it was: Someone asked him if he, like, you know, had a crush on you. And he said, well I'm sure you heard it..

Brittany: I actually haven't heard it.

Dan: He said that all of the guys in the house had the hots for her. Well excluding George.

Karen: I think George had the hots for her too.

Brittany: Oh pleeez!

Dan: Really? (in high George voice) Hey! You wanna do my hair!

Karen: He wanted her to straddle him.

Dan: That's right!

Brittany: Oh you guys!

Karen: I was there!

Dan: (in George impersonation) Hey you know Brittany, I think you should try to color my pubic hair.

Scott: (groan)

Brittany: I think everybody has really exaggerated this whole straddle thing. Like, everything's got blown out of proportion.

Dan: I hope you don't Brittany.

Brittany: Don't look at me like that Karen! And put your cigarette down!

Scott: Brittany, Karen.. he was making wood.

Karen: I thought he was.

Brittany: Okay finish what you were saying about Eddie. Let's focus.

Dan: Oh let's focus. What's that about everyone loving me?

Brittany: (laughing hysterically) No! No! Get off the straddle, get off the George.

Dan: He said basically, and I'm thinking it was Eddie, Curtis and Josh, and they all had the hots for you. And if Eddie wasn't with Monika he would try and put the make on you.

Karen: He said that!?

Brittany: Oh he did not.

Dan: I..I.. I watched it.

Scott: You are paraphrasing Dan. We don't have the transcript.

Dan: I heard it!

Scott: He did say something about that he like you. You know, of all the girls in the house.

Brittany: Of all the girls! There's me, Jamie and Jordan. You know, that are a similiar age. Oh wow, out of three girls in the house. It doesn't mean anything. You know, when you only have three options. One of them was really mean and got kicked out right away. One of them, you know, you never got to know much about. So what's left over? Me, you know? I'm just kind of a left over.

Scott: It's kind of weird. People trying to make matches with people in the house. You know, the chances that two people are really going to hit it off and be really meant for each other in a situation like this is really a slim chance.

Brittany: Yeah. The only thing, and we had a conversation about this in the house, is that did extensive psychiatric evalution.. history and all this kind of stuff. Likes and dislikes, that kind of stuff. So you figure they might have picked a guy and a girl that would match up. I mean, they could have easily done that.

Scott: Oh, like that would be good for the show.

Dan: Alright. It almost happened, you know. But we know you and Josh can't get together because Josh of course, is gay. Alright, next question.

Email: Julie Chen is the coolest person. She sounds like a really great person to hang out with. You know something guys, Big Brother has been really great for Dan and Scott.

Dan: I don't know, I think we may have played this for Brittany but I don't know if Karen has heard the Dutch version of the Big Brother theme. Have you heard that?

Karen: No I haven't.

Dan: Okay, here we go.

(Dutch BB theme and commercial break.)

Caller: I just wanted to say I'm so sorry you guys got kicked out. I never voted for you. I really wanted you guys to stay.

Karen: Well I wanted out.

Caller: Oh I know you wanted out but I loved having you there and on my computer everyday watching you at least.

Karen: Oh thank you.

Caller: Oh you're welcome.

Brittany: But thanks for not banishing me!

Caller: No, I never did. And you know what? I never even got to see you leave. I was so upset. But anyway, I just wanted to say that, I was sorry to see you guys go and I hope that you guys have good lives, live happy and, you know, find all your careers and things like that.

Scott: Alright.

Dan: Well, you know, they got good heads on their shoulders and I'm sure they're going to do just fine.

Scott: Yeah. Well let's ask both of you right now, what are you doing now and what kind of projects are you working on? I dunno, what's going on with you guys?

Karen: Okay Britt, you start or me start?

Brittany: You go ahead.

Karen: Okay. The only thing that I've really done so far is a lot of publicity things. I did the show "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" and that's going to air October 11th.

Dan: That's a good show for you.

Karen: It was really bizarre. I was on with Gloria Alread so she really protected me. And what else did I do..

Dan: Did Cybill Shepard bring up the fact that Elvis went down on her?

Karen: No she didn't say that.

Dan: That's all she ever seems to talk about.

Karen: That wasn't the topic of the show so..

Dan: I just thought maybe behind the scenes. Hey, by the way..

Karen: Oh, no no no.

Dan: That's all she ever talks about. Go on though.

Karen: And then "TV Guide" is doing a feature story on me and it's supposed to come out October 21st. And MS NBC was doing a reality series..

Dan: Your poor husband can't even turn on the f*cking TV..

Karen: I know, the poor guy. He's, like, in shame for the rest of his life... No, he only watches political shows so he probably won't be seeing these. And umm, I'm trying to think of what else.. Oh MS NBC did a reality series. They are spotlighting Melissa from The Real World and myself. I don't know when that is going to air. Anyway, that's about it. I read a script for Passions but I haven't heard anything. But I'm going to go out and get a real job so..

Scott: Alright. So Karen, you're not going to pursue acting or anything.

Karen: No, I hate to plug this but "comedyworld.com" have a radio show and my daughter and I, they were talking to us about maybe co-hosting a show. Now my daughter is looking into, she wants to be a co-host with Allan Havie.

Dan: Oh he's funny.

Karen: She's going to meet with him tomorrow.

Dan: Oh that's cool. He's a funny guy.

Karen: Oh he was funny. We had a good time there.

Scott: Alright, and Brittany what's going on with you? Are you going to keep going out for audition?

Brittany: Well actually I'm going to do more like a DJ or talk show kind of thing for right now, at first. Being as I've never acted before, and as you saw the talent I had on that one terrible show!

Scott: Yeah we saw that!

Brittany: So I need some work! So I'm going to be doing something that's more, just me being my own personality versus acting.

Scott: Is there something specific you want to mention?

Brittany: Umm.

Scott: Or is it not all done yet?

Brittany: Its not all done yet. I just signed with Williams Morris as my agent.

Scott: Oooo! Cool!

Brittany: And then ? Entertainment as my management.

Scott: Oooo! You're in the big league.

Brittany: Yeah so they're going through all the offers that I have gotten and trying to figure out what fit me best, so..

Scott: Now you do realize, Brittany, that it's not easy in Hollywood, in acting. Right? You know there's a lot of competition.

Brittany: Yes, I know that.

Scott: Alright, just keep that in mind.

Amy: She's going to do fine.

Dan: Scott's acting like a father.

Scott: Well I just think it's, you know, the reality of it is that all of these people from these reality shows aren't just going to go off the shows and be big stars.

Brittany: Oh yeah, I know that.

Scott: But as long as you know that.. you know that it takes hard work and you're going to have to actually.. you know..

Brittany: Well, and the thing for me too.. if it doesn't work out and nothing comes of it, I'll be fine because I never planned on this anyway. I mean it's not like I've had this desire since I was three.

Scott: Oh okay. So you're just going to give it a shot.

Brittany: Yeah, I mean basically the only reason I'm doing it is because its kinda falling in my lap after the show.. I mean, yeah it's great..

Dan: And who wouldn't want to fall in your lap, that's what I say.

Brittany: Oh pleeez!

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Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:18 pm Click here to edit this post

Dan & Scott Interview with Brittany and Karen - 6

Dan: Okay we've got to blow through these calls.

Caller Question: My question really quick is what do you guys think about people actually going through withdrawal symptoms from not having Big Brother on the live internet?

Dan: I think it's f*cked up.

Karen: I think it's wild.

Brittany: Yeah really, my family doesn't even care.

Karen: Oh mine does. My kids are like, what are we going to do now at night?

Caller: I had to talk to a psychologist over this.

Dan: Are you serious?

Caller: Seriously.

Brittany: Wow.

Karen: It is wild because I think they become friends. Everybody on there becomes friends to you. You know, because a lot of people relate to a lot of different things with the people in the house.

Caller: Oh definitely.

Karen: And you know there is always a Will in somebody's life, there's always a Jordan in somebody's life. So, I think, just watching people learn how to get along with everybody, you know, I think it's pretty interesting myself. If I hadn't have been on the show I probably would have been hooked on the show.

Caller: I'm very guilty of that myself. I had a tragedy while the show was going on and that was my way of dealing with it. Just ignoring it and going to the internet feeds 24 hours a day.

Karen: You know it's always a lot more fun too, to look at someone else and go, god why are they doing that?

Brittany: And I think it's safe too. A lot of people can make comments. A lot of people like to pass judgements and make comments from the safety of their own homes behind the computer screen. It's a way.. I don't know..

Karen: It can make you feel better about yourself too sometimes.

Brittany: But then other people could use it as a good outlet, a good distraction. It's just weird to be on the other end. It still hasn't sunk in yet that we were on a TV show. I mean, Karen and I will be out shopping and then all of a sudden I'll be like, Oh my god, I'm shopping with Karen from Big Brother. It's not us, you know, and I don't feel like I've been on a TV show.

Karen: Definately not.

Dan: Okay we're going to take another call.

Caller: You touched on the wrap-up party and I just want to hear some more about that.

Karen: Oh it was awesome.

Brittany: I had so much fun.

Scott: Yeah we need details.

Brittany: We didn't really get a chance to talk to each other as houseguests go, very much. There was just tons of pictures..

Karen: Tons of autographs. You know it was funny because I figured it was for all the production staff. You know, it was their celebration. I didn't realize they were celebrating us.

Brittany: Yeah, I didn't realize that either until it happened.

Karen: It was strange. All these people coming up asking for autographs and pictures.

Brittany: And gifts. They were giving us gifts. Who doesn't want to go to a party and get gifts!

Dan: That's f*cking cool. I thought it was going to be cool.

Brittany: And what I thought was really funny was when people that worked in the control room, were behind the scenes, who come up and say, "Oh my god, when you told this story about.. dedededede..." You know when I told a story about going to a carnival someone would come up to me and say almost the same thing happened to me. Or someone that worked in the control room would come up and say, "Now I use this phrase that you used all the time." It was just fun.

Dan: Brittany did you have anyone come up from the control room and say, "Brittany, why did you wear a swimming suit in the shower?"

Scott: Oh we wanted to see you naked.

Dan: That was so sad.

Scott: Wait, Karen, did you wear a swimming suit in the shower?

Karen: Absolutely not.

Scott: Oh you didn't? Alright!

Karen: I didn't care.

Brittany: She made fun of me a couple of times for wearing a swimming suit, "Oh just take it off Brittany."

Karen: It was just your butt. You didn't have to turn around and give them a full frontal, you know, you could just show your butt.

Brittany: And how do you get the shampoo and conditioner out of your hair if you don't turn around?

Karen: I leaned my head over.

Brittany: I don't want to lean my head over.

Karen: I turned around the first day and then it occured to me that I was giving them a full frontal. So I decided that was probably disgusting so I just made sure I just leaned my head over when I rinsed it out.

Dan: Let's take another call.

Caller: I just want to know if there is any truth that Brittany you may possibly be on Live With Regis?

Brittany: Oh no, never heard that. I haven't had that offer.

Dan: That would be a good move. Take another caller. Hello!

Caller: Just wondering, did you guys see when Josh and Eddie flashed.

Karen: Oh yeah. Wasn't that disgusting.

Brittany: When they what?

Caller: When they flashed, naked trampoline.

Brittany: Oh yeah.

Dan: Oh Brittany, like you weren't turned on.

Brittany: Oh Kay. Wasn't turned on!

Scott: Mmm, come on Brittany.

Caller: This is for Britt, have you forgiven Josh now for his double dealings with Jamie?

Brittany: Well.. I haven't even talked to him yet.

Dan: In one ear and out the other.

Brittany: I mean I'm not angry. I mean, it did hurt me and I do want to talk to him. I don't know..

Caller: Did he make it up to you the last week when he said all that stuff when he realized he liked you?

Brittany: Well, I mean, yeah. Obviously that helps and stuff. But again, we haven't talked. I have no idea. It's always possible something could happen. But, I mean, he was in the house, I was out of the house, he gets out, it's like complete mayhem and now he's in New York and I haven't really even had a chance to talk to him so.. it's so hard..

Caller: But it's a maybe?

Brittany: Well, you know, anything could happen.

Dan: A lot of people want it to happen.

Caller: Yeah.

Dan: There's a glimmer of hope.

Brittany: Ok, just because people want it to happen doesn't mean it's going to happen. I mean, yeah it's a possiblitly. I did really care for him when I was in the house. He says, you know, he cares for me, so...

Dan: I think what you are really trying to say is you don't like people with blue hair.

Brittany: He doesn't have blue hair now!

Dan: Alright. Listen, we gotta go. You guys have been awesome. We had more hours then we thought but the calls kept coming in and there's so much email. I'm sorry we didn't get to everything.

Brittany: That's okay. We forgive you.

Karen: We had fun. Thank you.

Dan: Alright, thank you. Josh and Curtis now.

Brittany: They're in New York right now.

Dan: Oh Eddie. And George. Ah you're not going to put in a good word for us. The worst two people we could ask for help.

Scott: No, they might put in a good word Dan, you never know.

Brittany: Look, I plugged your show on the live show.

Dan: Yeah, you know we love you.

Brittany: See I put in a good word for you.

Scott: Oh yeah, that's right. Thankyou guys.

Brittany: Thankyou.

Karen: Same here.

(end of interview)

Snogrl

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 10:10 pm Click here to edit this post

Noslonna,
You are awesome to transcribe this. Thank you so much. This is a more relaxed interview than the 3 minute tv sound bites.

Micki

Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 09:16 pm Click here to edit this post

Thank you very much for transcribing this! As my computer is fast on its way to becoming a paperweight, I can't listen to the show. I really appreciate this :)

Charlotteindigo

Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 12:41 am Click here to edit this post

Loved reading the transcript! Thanks!

Sugarlover

Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 07:40 am Click here to edit this post

Thank you sooo much for taking the time to transcribe this. It was entertaining and it felt like I was listening to it "live." Thanks again!!

Anni

Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 09:02 pm Click here to edit this post

Nosloona,
Thanks SO much for taking the time and effort for all of us. It's virtually impossible to get the audio stream of their show. I've tried several times today for both Curtis and this interview and couldn't get it up, so you really, really did us all a favor by transcribing it for us. Very enlightening interview.
Again thanks,
Anni

Rasputin

Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 02:13 pm Click here to edit this post

Anyone know how I can listen to the interview with Curtis and was it Josh or Eddie? I will be glad to transcribe it as well if anyone has a link to the archived show. Thanks.

Cico4eddie

Friday, October 13, 2000 - 02:10 am Click here to edit this post

here you go Rasputin!

http://199.170.230.183/smil/ent_arc_au.smi?show=danscott&id=27&date=10052000