Josh's Weather Report on KCBS Los Angeles, 9/18/00
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Josh's Weather Report on KCBS Los Angeles, 9/18/00
Ricmunoz | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 02:09 am  11:20 p.m. PDT/BBT Back from commercial, clip from tonight's show featuring the pugs running around the yard, HGs hunting for Pugita, Josh in RR guessing her whereabouts and Josh freeing her from the storage room. Cast: Jonathan--KCBS Anchor; Gretchen--KCBS Anchor; Pamela--KCBS WeatherWoman; and Josh. Jonathan: You may have seen that Big Brother's Josh won tonight's challenge and he found the houseguests' pet pug in a sea of pugs. And now he gets the prize: To give us the weather live and, you know, with the weather we've had, I don't know if that's really a prize there, Pamela. Pam: Or not! Gretchen: He actually deduced that she was NOT amongst the sea of pugs, but somewhere else. Pam: See? You have to be QUICK to do the weather. And Josh is quick. Gretchen: Josh is! Pam: And he's live, and he's half-naked in Studio City--what else could you ask?! How are you out there? Josh: How you doin', Pamela? I'm doin' pretty decent. Pam: Oh good! Now, would this seem like it's a cruel joke--like Curtis won the challenge and he got to go to the Emmys--you win the challenge, oh boy, you have to be on TV again. Josh: Hey, the backyard is my favorite place to be so I'm enjoying it out here -- it doesn't get better than this. Pam: Oh, good! Well, you have spend a lot of time in that pool and Gretchen watches you, uhh, non-stop... Gretchen, off-camera, laughs. Josh: The big bathtub! Pam: The big bathtub, that's right, it must be pretty warm in that pool. Josh: Ha, ha, ha! Yeah, it might be warm, but, you know, it's hotter out here, I think. Pam: You think? And CBS spares no expense, so read us the big thermometer. Josh: Let me see...it happens to be a perfect 69 degrees. Pam: Aaah, balmy out there this evening, huh? Josh: Ha, ha -- it's perfect. Pam: Aaaah, and how are you enjoying Studio City? Good shopping and stuff, huh? Josh: Oh yeah, it's a great town, you know, we've seen a lot of it, all of us get out and about. We do what we can, you know. Pam: Well, let me tell you something. No matter what happens--two bedrooms, one bath, a pool in Studio City--we're talking two grand a month, Josh, so you've already won. Josh: Hey, we're rollin' here! Pam: You are! Josh: We're livin' large. Pam: No kidding! Now, every night I give the anchors a little quiz here, so we're going to give it to you tonight to see if you can pick out the weather word. Josh: OK. Pam: One of these three has something to do with the weather, I'll go that far. Here are your choices: Josh: All right. Pam: Ablutophobia, Brontophobia or Gynophobia. Josh (ponders choices): Hmmm. You know what...? Pam: All tempting. Josh: You know, tonight, I think I'm gonna have to go with Gynophobia. Pam: Are you?? Josh: Yeah. Pam: No! Josh: It's probably a trick question. Yeah...I'm gonna go with Gynophobia. Pam: Yeah, well, that's probably not the best idea. Brontophobia is the fear of lightning, so that kinda has something to do with it. Josh: Aaah. You win some, you lose some, around here. Pam: Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing or showering, so we're hoping nobody has that in the house. Josh: I don't think so...maybe Eddie. (laughs) Pam: And we know YOU don't have...[delayed reaction to Josh's crack about Eddie, looks to Jonathan and Gretchen)...maybe Eddie! We know you don't have gynophobia 'cause that's a fear of women. Josh: Oh!! Pam: And Josh? You've been a player. You're probably happy to hear another female's voice, I'm thinkin', right? Josh: Oh, it's nice...a female voice on the outside, wow! Pam: And you can't see me, right? Josh: No, I cannot see you. Pam: OK...I look like Heather Locklear. [Ed--She looks nothing like HL. She actually looks like Martha Byrne, the actress who plays Lily on the soap, "As The World Turns"] Josh: Oh...right. You're doin' OK, then! Pam: Now, let's do some weather for some hometowns of you and your friends in the House. Josh: OK, I think I can scrounge those up...[I'll] look at the stars and they [the temperatures] come to me. Pam: Here's your chance. Josh: In my hometown of Santa Maria, CA, tomorrow it'll be 81 degrees and very sunny. Pam: Lovely. Josh: Yesss. In George's hometown of Rockford, IL, it'll be 73 degrees with a good chance of scattered showers. And in the Big Apple, that is, Eddie's hometown of New York City, 73 degrees with thunderstorms. And Jaime--Hollywood--Seattle, WA is her hometown. Tomorrow it'll be 72 degrees and partly cloudy. And, last but not least, our main man, Curtis, uhh, his hometown is Fullerton, CA...hot, hot, hot...93 degrees. Pam (to Gretchen): He rocked! Didn't he? Gretchen: Absolutely. Pam: You have got a future! And you're a snappy dresser. Just don't-- Josh: You know, I try. Pam: The only advice I'd give you-- Josh: Better than having to wear underwear everyday. Pam: Don't show your underwear during the weather. That's something my mom taught me and it's gotten me far. Josh: I'm learnin'! Pam: So, thanks, Josh. You gonna take a little dip for us? Josh: I think I'm gonna take a dip to get outta here...cool off. Pam: You do that. Gretchen: Tell him to put the microphone down first. Josh: All righty. Pam: Gretchen's full of good advice. Here he goes. Leave a little bit of clothing on there, Josh--this is a family show. All right...here comes the big dive. (Josh dives into tiny pool.) Ooh! I hope that pool's deep enough! Josh (from inside pool): Feels great! (Josh disappears). Pam: Aaah, refreshing. (To audience): Wouldn't you like a pool right now? Let's do some real weather now...we don't care what it going to do in Seattle, right? (Jonathan and Gretchen laugh). Pam goes into lengthy weather rap. When she finishes... Jonathan (semi-sarcastically): So that was a prize? Ohh-kay... Gretchen: Hey! I thought Josh did a great job! Pam: He did!! [Ed. note: He did, he did!] |
Sparky | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 07:08 am  Ric - Thanks! |
Frome2u | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 09:26 am  Thanks alot! |
Elisa | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:33 am  Thanks, I listened to the feeds but couldn't hear it all. Great job. |
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