Archive through September 16, 2000

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Suziebird7

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 09:15 pm Click here to edit this post

Thanks to Dulci for this one (from different thread):

Today, during lunch clean up:

George - "I think I'll dig the garden up after lunch."

Curtis - [in an aside to Cass] "I guess the entertainment value outweighs any sustenance at this point."

Frome2u

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:47 pm Click here to edit this post

Thanks to Spectator from Live Feeds tonight:

Eddie's chair just *totally* busted right underneath him!

George tells him to keep the slatted back of it cause he's gonna use it for a ladder.

Curtis asks him in Britspeak, "And what 4-ft.-tall thing do you need to climb on?" :-)

Suziebird7

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 12:07 pm Click here to edit this post

George showed off his pink hat for his space man outfit and asked Curtis: "Do you think it's too much?"

Curtis replied: "If it was too much it would have been too much a looong time ago!"

I love the wit of Curtis! Please keep up this thread!

Duckie

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:37 pm Click here to edit this post

I just found this thread! Good job everyone!

Curtis on the red carpet:

host: so they're gonna put you in a limo and send you back to the house after the show?

Curtis: yes and the limo will turn into a pumpkin at midnight.

Duckie

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:43 pm Click here to edit this post

The following was posted by Hopeless on a different thread:

The night of the whole "do a guy" fiasco, Josh was at the sink complaining that the world was going to think he was drunk and gay. Curtis, deadpan, says "No one will think you're a drunk, Josh." It took a second for everyone in the kitchen to get the joke, but I couldn't stop laughing! It was a great example of Curtis' sarcastic wit, which I love so much!

Brotherfalco

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:59 pm Click here to edit this post

This is a great thread. Here is my contribution (said just now on the live feed):

Cass: Is there any news on the TP front?

Curtis: TP?

Cass: Toilet paper.

Curtis laughs and says: Oh I thought, "Oh, is George bulding one of those too?"

Frome2u

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:43 pm Click here to edit this post

From Karen's Live Feed just now:

ca: I'm sorry no one can come outside.. out front (when she leaves)
Jo: yeah.. bummer. Neat to see other people..
ca: and also to see our families haven't disowned us
CU; that's a huge plus. Alright I have someplace to go Thanksgiving and Christmas

Karen

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:46 pm Click here to edit this post

here's another one... they are discussing what they are going to do because they have no toilet paper...

Curtis: If we don't get some Toilet Paper, we're gonna be in deep $hit.

Frome2u

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 03:52 pm Click here to edit this post

More from the toilet paper discussion, and Karen's Live Feeds:

CU; i thought the first thing I'd want when I get out was a massage.. now it is an enema.

Bbrock

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 03:54 pm Click here to edit this post

Karen just posted on the live feed updates:

Guys discussing pooping habits.. Curtis says he can wait until tomorrow.. Jamie says she can wait 2 days...

Curtis: i thought the first thing I'd want when I get out was a massage.. now it is an enema.

{Ed; mental note to self, never read Curtism while drinking anything}

Carm

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 06:04 pm Click here to edit this post

From the Official Site:

[Curtis] mocked the voice of Big Brother. "The Red Room is the place where you can express your innermost thoughts," he said, and paused for dramatic affect. "We just may not be listening to them!"

Homer

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 06:49 pm Click here to edit this post

From the live feeds transcribed:

They laugh and crack jokes aimed at BB about giving them tp. BB comes back on and says, "Seriously, we don't want anyone to get hurt." More jokes by Curtis and Josh: "but you don't mind us having itchy bums" ... etc. George said "Josh is getting a rash." Josh tells him not to start any rumours like that and Curtis quips, "How would you know that anyway George?"

Singblueeyes

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 11:31 pm Click here to edit this post

After Josh expressed the wish to have a sofy, comfy carpet to lay down on, Curtis said, "I used to lay on this carpet....but that was in the pre-pugita days..."

Room_101

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:39 am Click here to edit this post

Josh and Curtis is joking around about the Banner that George wrote. As usual, jaiME is lurkin..

Curtis imitates Julie Chen..
"George, please read off the banner."

"Eat $hit and Die!"

LOL

Joynow98

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:43 am Click here to edit this post

To add to your post, Room101, Josh said it couldn't have any profanity in it, so Curtis amended the banner....in his French accent he said "Eat PooPoo and pass away." LOL!

Suziebird7

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:58 am Click here to edit this post

Discussing George digging in the garden with Jamie and Josh. All agree that there probably is no money there.
Curtis says, "Oh, well, it gives George something to do."
Curtis then thinks for a minute and adds, "And it gives us something to do. Watch."

Bbrock

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 05:22 am Click here to edit this post

Noslonna posted on the live feeds:

Talk turns to lack of toilet paper. Curtis says, "Back to wiping our noses with our hands."

Singblueeyes

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 05:39 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis to Cass while the hgs were tearing the house apart looking for the Emmy ticket...
"As if we weren't rats before.."

Rwsbetter

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:53 pm Click here to edit this post

While the HGs decide to decline the "Extra Vote" daily challenge, they discuss other rewards they might prefer:

G - Like a ring or something.

They laugh. A ring!

Cu - Or a treasure map!

Markisimo

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:54 pm Click here to edit this post

(from a live feed posting by Snave)

George says in all his years of roofing, he never had one accident. "I always thought it was the safest place I could be."

"For everyone else?" jokes Curtis

Alimerz

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 05:48 pm Click here to edit this post

Jamie propped a birthday sign up for her brother in the yard using a FULL box of rice krispies, Curtis found Pugita with her head in the box eating the rice krispies ten minutes after eating chicken sh*t.
Curtis: (looking into the box)these are so gone. good thing I don't like rice krispies
Jamie: let me see it, oh Curtis it's only partly opened
Curtis: there is no such thing as partly opened when chicken face has her shit face in my rice krispies

Sidey

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:18 am Click here to edit this post

ali-that was funny...
jamie looked like she was pissed off at curtis for teasing her about it.

Big_Al

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:25 am Click here to edit this post

This is by far the greatest thread on the whole board. And probably the only one that isn't nasty -- except to Curtis' "targets of opportunity." Thanks, posters.

Ccc

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:25 am Click here to edit this post

Sidey - I saw it too, and that was an understatement. Curtis is 0 for 2 in the last couple of days. I was so glued to her glare that I didn't notice if Curtis saw it. Do you know?

Ccc

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:35 am Click here to edit this post

That didn't come out right. I meant he was 0 for 2 in Jamie's eyes. He's 2 for 0 in mine :) Glad he's finally getting over her.