There Once was a... Big Brother Limericks

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Scribe

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 04:20 pm Click here to edit this post

Roses are red
Violets are blue
George is a doofus
And has no clue

Roses are red
Violets are green
George just makes me
Want to scream

Roses are red
Violets are black
George is a fruitcake
All HGS watch your back

(my talents do not lie in limerick creation, for sure)

Glass

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 08:54 pm Click here to edit this post

Chicken man he did cackle and bawk!
He sat with a knife and did laugh and talk.
Nominated by all,
he prepared for the fall.
Too bad with the money he did not walk!

Nadi

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 09:09 pm Click here to edit this post

Once there was a house guest who nominated George
hey look a second HG nominated George
Wow a 3rd HG nominated George
its unanimous the 4th HG nominated George
Do you think maybe they want to get rid of old George??!

Why

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 10:28 pm Click here to edit this post

I must say that this thread is full of stuff that's MUCH better than what that lame AOL lady talked about on the show tonight! Such a talented group! :)

I'm motivated to try a bit too.
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Four guys and a girl in a house
Sometimes Jamie says "Hey! you're a louse!"
But mostly she stares
With a porcelain glare
Methinks she's a bit of a mouse!

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And in keeping with the Old MacDonald theme shown on the TV tonight....

Chicken George he had a knife
E I E I O

Houseguests might fear for their life
E I E I O

With a chop! Chop! here
and a Chop! Chop! there
Here a Chop!
There a Chop!
Everywhere a Chop! Chop!

Chicken George he had a knife
E I E I O

Bbrock

Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 10:39 am Click here to edit this post

There once was a group from the US.
Who's personalities were put to a test.
We watched them each day,
trying to hear what they'd say.
Then we'd choose the next banished houseguest.

Judy

Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 01:18 pm Click here to edit this post

There once were 3 girls with brass,
Whose braveness few could surpass,
To the HG they try to bring joy,
CBS security is who they annoy
3 cheers for Jombie, Zelda and Ras!

Gail

Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 07:17 pm Click here to edit this post

Got a limerick? Come on over to the new General - Favorites Area to post it!

Glass

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:19 pm Click here to edit this post

There once was a band of commandos (Angels that is),
by the names of Rasputin, Zelda & Jombie.
Their antics too funny,
among them no dummys,
for they escaped with their lives these commandos.
(What the heck rhymes with commando?)


Neil's Angels caused quite a commotion,
by delivering their packages of care.
They ran down by the river,
giving me quite a shiver.
I'm impressed by their devotion.

Puttergirl

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:07 pm Click here to edit this post

George took a spill in the loo
It ruined his infomercial- boo hoo
It caused such a smell
George felt like he**
Is Big Brother afraid he will sue?

Glass

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:19 pm Click here to edit this post

Puttergirl - That was a really good one. Thanks for the laughs!

Funkmama

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:31 pm Click here to edit this post

What has this show done to our heads
That we keep sending posts to these threads?
We read the live feeds,
Forget personal needs,
And neglect both our friends and our beds!

Josh is the young engineer
Unable to handle much beer
Though he woos all the girls
With his muscles and curls
Only dogs deign to come near

The joker called George has upset us
And many now think him a menace.
He gardens and gathers;
But despite all his blather,
It's clear that he's there for the lettuce

Now Jamie likes makeup, it's true;
She's ambitious for Hollywood, too.
Some fans are unkind
'Cause she won't speak her mind;
But if you were in her shoes, would you?

Eddie's the one with the mouth
You want to both kiss and wash out.
By turns rough and sweet,
A real pig when he eats,
But loyal and fierce without doubt.

And Curt is the one with panache
He teases but never talks trash
In sweatshirt or tux
He's sweetheart deluxe
And I hope that he wins all the cash.

Kady99

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:39 pm Click here to edit this post

Bravo!!! That was great!!! :) :) :)

Judy

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:38 am Click here to edit this post

Suggestion-

You poets who have created nice limericks for your favorites should really copy and paste them into the HG appropriate "fan Mail" section of this site. I am sure they would love them!!!

Feedmealine

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:38 pm Click here to edit this post

Ryn and Neil do seem thrilled-
that their boards always filled-
and growing with each passing night,
A big Brother two? possibly coming to you?
Another site will have to be built!

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Banners did fly
Jamie will cry
when she finds out that they were all true
She'll scramble to say
It wasn't that way!
But we'll know it was here and that's proof!

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George is crafty and fun
but his time in BB house is done
He'll go on his way
and enjoy his next stay
in a nut house and never get out!

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Eddie causes the camera men to duck
Because he often used the word f***
His mother came here
her threats made it clear
she'd wash out his mouth with his bucks!

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Curtis was in love with a pug
even though she had a god awful mug!
he'd sneeze and wheeze
when she'd play and tease
Cuz it gave his huge heart a tug!

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Josh, oh my gosh,
got himself named slosh,
from a few beers he did drink.
Then he got in the love bed
with some crazy nut head
what were we to think!?

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I have to start prayin
for soon I'll be saying
that life with out Big Brother sucks!

(Okay....to much from me...time to go back to my padded room now!

Ken

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 02:19 pm Click here to edit this post

These are really very good... I wonder if CBS / AOL / Endomol are seeing these, they must confront how lame the haiku challenge was on the official site (I think the winner was "Big Brother CBS Big Brother Big Brother" or something like that).

Among all the reality shows,
Came Big Brother, and expectations rose.
But casting people with morals and tact,
American viewers failed to react,
What a hit if they'd just cast some ho's.

I think CBS producers are impaired.
Look at this reality show that they aired.
With a conservative and "goodie goodie" cast,
But for a couple--and boy, they didn't last,
If only you'd put a bunch of exhibitionist ex-Jerry Springer guests on the show some of us might have watched and I wouldn't be writing this stupid limerick...er...some skin they should have bared.

Ken

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 02:39 pm Click here to edit this post

Hey, that was kind of fun....

Will, Jordan, Karen, Brit and Cass did vanish,
They were the first five we chose to banish.
Next will be George, I think,
But if Eddie goes seventh, that would stink,
Cause it'll leave a Josh-Jamie-Curtis sandwich.(bleh!)

There was a cameraman named Bob,
Who fiddled with buttons and knobs,
He filmed people I watched way too much,
I got canned for this emotional crutch,
Hey Bob, can I have a job?

Glass

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:25 pm Click here to edit this post

Half a mil is plenty of loot,
for the hgs to fully ponder.
CBS has my dollar,
so I'll just scream and holler,
if my favorite gets the boot.