Archive through September 16, 2000
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Archive through September 16, 2000
Glass | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 05:51 pm  This show's a compulsion but why? Some hgs are conniving and sly. Big Brother's a jailer, they live in a trailer, and they hope to stay in the public's eye? |
Kahlua | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:34 pm  The TP Angels Mission was great But Big Brother is filled with plain hate BB won't give guests the paper Sent in on this caper - I guess the HG's hands are their fate! * * * * * Jamie, she is constipated. Her discomfort just won't be dis'pated - She must poop really soon Or she'll be launched to the moon by the force - then who'll be most hated? (I like Jamie, but I couldn't resist! ) |
Puttergirl | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:58 pm  The Red Carpet Curtis got to walk down Which sure did make Jamie frown She wanted to go Since, she's been low She didn't get to have Melissa Rivers ask about her gown |
Fishhead | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 08:03 pm  It ain't Dr. Seus - more like Dr. Soose - Not quite a limerick - but it rhymes: Poor Jamie can't poop - It's beneath her to stoop and force out the goop - into the toilet bowl: "GLOOP" While George plays the dupe - And poisons the soup, He'll need time to regroup with the chicks in the 'coop. As Josh thinks of the troop he sings Ally-Oop - as Eddie bolts from the loop and the plans of the group. Curtis pulls out the scoop At least Chiquita can poop! (aside: for those of you not in the know, "GLOOP" is the sound shit makes when it hits the water in the toilet!) |
Ccc | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 08:21 pm  Ode to Neil and us There once was a show called Big Brother In Europe they clawed at each other But in the ole USA With emotions at bay The Big Brother Fan Club had to rescue 'er. |
Puttergirl | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 08:24 pm  Jordan has left, now there are just eight On everyone's nerves, Karen begins to grate Nominated she was Complain alot she does But what could she expect after dissing her mate |
Spot | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:02 pm  Once many Rice Kripies abound, 'Til Jamie put them on the ground Where a dog named Pugita (Who oft ate chicken shita) Ate cereal she had just found. When Curtis and Eddie did whoop At the thought of Rice Krispies and poop, Jamie cried "Your are mean! These are perfectly clean!" While wiping off tattle-tale poop. |
Spot | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:05 pm  ...Once many Rice Kripies abound... Dang! That should have been "Krispies"... |
Bigbroho | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:23 pm  To banish JaiME, I patiently wait My part in deciding her fate. She has diminished Big Brother Screwed over her mother, Having her gone will be incredibly great! But dont thing that I am a hater If she "goes" I think I might date her. I'm sure she'll lean in Wet her lips and she'll grin We all know she's a master of baiters And on to stardom she'll go At a Kmart fall kids fashion show She'll open some stores At ball games, keep score Her fame will end before the first snow. Next year we'll find she is trying To explain away all that nasty sad lying, She'll ask for Julie Chen's job Offer "favors" to Bob In the end, we know she'll be crying. So forget Jamie's all about "me" And that she burps, poops and obviously pees. She thinks we don't know her And how can we show her? When you give first, you get, yes you'll see. |
Bookwoman | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:39 pm  I have not laughed so hard in a long, long time. And over bathroom humor to boot. How do I explain to my 12 year old why I'm laughing so hard. Just the kind of thing he gets in trouble for  |
Glass | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:39 pm  BB II? For the rules to be followed to the letter, outside contact must be totally banned. To the monitor I'll be glued, the next one better have nudes, for I won't watch again til it's better. |
Bookwoman | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:38 pm  For everyone that hasn't seen Bbrocks post 9/15 at about 9am, you have got to. They should play it on the show or do a flash movie of it. |
Dulci | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:01 pm  The Studio Execs were at a loss-- just what was it could they tell their boss? They felt under duress getting panned by the press what to do? Blame the casting of course! *********** The Media, it seems, hates our show. Here's what I say, just what do they know? I'd just like to bet they have not checked the net the FanClub is where they should go! ************ Our FanClub, it seems, is a hit. When it loads slow, do I have a fit! Thanx to Neil & the gang we have someplace to hang and they even let us type the word "shit". |
Glass | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:16 pm  The princess and the pee (a cracked fable). Once there was a lovely princess who lived in a far away land on the west coast. One day she had to "make water". Alas, there was no toilet paper to be found in the entire kingdom. Boy was she pissed! The moral is "Don't cash checks your ass can't write (wipe with)". The End. |
Glass | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:36 pm  The hgs are 1 girl and 4 guys, well adjusted? and probably wise? Until folks with bad manners, started flying their banners, now daily they stare at the skies. |
Lindahntx | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:45 pm  Bookwoman: I hate to be a bother, but I have spent the last 45 minutes checking live feeds and trying to find the post you're talking about. Have any other clues to give me where to find it? Maybe I'm overlooking it, or something, I don't know, but please help! |
Glass | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:50 pm  Lindahntx - here is a reprint of Bbrocks post: {still a newbie here} Ok, I went to far and attempted a BB song sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Mind you, I haven't had much coffee so bare with me here. LOL BIG BROTHER'S HILLBILLIES Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Ed A crude New Yorker plans to keep his family fed An' then one day, he lookin at a cam, He says "Teresa, I'm taking down your man.". Chicken George, that is! Two-Faced! Crazy man! Well, the first thing ya know, 'ole Ed's 1/2 a millionaire Ed's folk said, "we're moving outta here." Said away from power lines is the place we oughta be, so they loaded up the limo, and they moved out in the country. Hills there is! Swimmin' ponds, Evening stars! Ol' Ed bought a mansion. But there was just one catch. Next door neighbor is Survivors, Richard Hatch, Ed's still a swearing, but Mr Hatch don't mind, Said it coulda' been Chicken George, and we know "he's lost his mind." Brains, that is! Chicken head. Bawkin' Man! Well now it's time to say goodbye to Ed and all his kin Big Brother would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in. You're all invited back again to watch us on the feed, Where Jamie's still a living, still hoping for a lead. Role that is! Her own sitcom! Movie Star. Y'all come back, here! |
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 03:05 pm  George is certainly dumb, it's true I'd shut up if I were him, wouldn't you? He likes to make bread and snore in his bed and he laughs like a hyena too! |
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 03:11 pm  Jaime-haters love to yell What is it they want us to tell? Is she too vain, Or somehow a pain? Or is she too pretty? Oh, hell! |
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 03:15 pm  Ed-hating flamers post on this board But shouldn't they just be locked in a ward? They seem a bit crazed And certainly dazed To think Eddie will win the whole hoard. |
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 03:23 pm  There's Curtis -- many love him but no, not all He has his haters who jump to the call They'll knock him right down 'Cause he went to town, attended the Emmy's, and all! |
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 03:29 pm  Let's talk about those who are George-bait Now they are really the top of all hate! They go too far, outrageous, outright They've even got themselves a site-- But all it does it make George lose more weight! He won't give in, not now; not never Don't know nuthin' now, don't know nuthin' ever But you have to admit He's making you shit And he's starting to look pretty clever! |
Lindahntx | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 03:54 pm  Thanks, Glass! It was good, and worth the effort. |
Soweird | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 04:10 pm  Ed's crudeness tends to obscure the fact that his motives are pure I like him OK (But not in a way that's homosexual, that's fer shure!) [With apologies to Rudy Boesch] |
Kearie | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 04:14 pm  these are all so great to read. wish I was so talented. :-) |
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