Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 03:59 pm  Reading the Curtis-isms site inspired an idea for a new contest: Which houseguest can lay claim to the best tag line or one-liner and what was it? |
Woodpekker | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:04 pm  "Close it Eddie, I ain't taken it." |
Fifi | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:06 pm  It should be Mega's "Don't write checks that your A$$ can't cash." Eddie must have liked the line cause he repeated it to the dog. |
Boogie | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:15 pm  I think Josh said it this morning..."The Adventures of Infinity, ?, and Fabu" (i forget 2nd name!!) since they ended up winners??? actually, i like the one Fifi said..."don't write checks that your ass can't cash." |
Razor | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:28 pm  I think Curtis had the most telling one during their drunken croquet match on wed night. When telling the order of turns: "It's Eddie, me, then Sloshy. Just like always." Eddie found this quite funny, we'll see if Curtis eerily predicted the outcome. |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:31 pm  George shows up wearing a red shirt and green shorts (with blue hair). "Cassandra is this too bright?" Cassandra: Oh, you're never too bright, George! |
Donnalea | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 06:17 pm  Jordan: "Okay, who voted me out?!?!?" |
Sundancer | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 06:58 pm  Karen "That is SO not right", an expression she used many times. |
Mbliving | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:06 pm  Donnalea, what made it even better was when George stated the same thing after everyone nominated him. |
Deeya | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:14 pm  Haters!!!! Slackers!!!! Eddie two catch phrases have been picked up by a lot of people... Of course I do like Mega's line.. "don't write checks your ass can't cash" that has already been mentioned. |
Needmylifeback | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:08 pm  George asking Eddie "Do you need a hand Eddie?" Eddie's reply "No, George - I need a leg!" or along the same line - BB telling Eddie to cool his heels (while waiting to get into the red room) and Eddie replies "Heel - that's Heel!" |
Punkgrrl | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:09 pm  Boogie - the other name is Ultra |
Adven39 | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:26 pm  "Do it, Hollywood" |
Jana | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:32 pm  by Eddie: "And on the eighth day God created Brittany" |
Ocean_Islands | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:39 pm  I also liked the Eddie Brit exchange: "Don't be Stoopid!" |
Ewing99 | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:52 pm  I have too much, sorry! Here are my faves: BEST KAREN ADDICT PHRASE: 08/15: Karen is asking the camera man to give her a cigarette 'You can throw it over the wall in a tennis ball' BEST STUPID BB PHRASE, BB MIC TEST (BY ACCIDENT?): 08/09 at 06:53 AM : "1,2,3,4... just wanted to see if this works this way... and it did! Goodbye" BEST ABOUT BB, CASSANDRA ON BB: 08/15 "The Big Brother machine- it's all about using people."- BEST CURTIS "COMMERCIAL":08/12: "At Mattel, they're going to have to recall the Brittany action figures!" (after Brit has dyed her hair from pink to green) NOT MY FAVORITE, BUT THE MOST STUPID QUOTE BY GEORGE: ABOUT JEWS/HITLER: "how come the Jewish people didn't just hide somewhere?" (08/19) BEST ONE WORD COMMENT: after BRITS BREAST FALL OUT OF TOP: 08/05 #1 (on the raft, comment: "OOPS" and puts it back in) MOST STUPID EROTIC TAGS: 08/02 Jordan: "I'm gonna become a porn star after this", 08/09 Brit: "It's not my fault that all Maya Angelou's poems are sexual!" 08/23 Brit to Pug: "You don't know how sexy you are. I want to have sex with you. That is how sexy you are" 08/18 George calls Josh a "pornosaur" Best COMMENT AFTER THE CONTROVERSIAL ROASTING: 08/14 "we are rats trapped in a cage" (brit and karen) Best slogan for proving CBS + GEORGE's "other" masterplan: (in the redrum) George:"if you want me to stay here you can cool it..") (08/15) Most funny and stupid conversation over 24 HOURS and more, example: 08/18 -from the famous MAP CONTEST Learnings: Josh: "St. Louis MO to Detroit MI" Josh: "55N, to 80, go east on 80, north on 75 to Detroit." (correct) Jamie: "San Diego CA to Chicago IL.." was corrected by "Indianapolis IN to Little Rock AR" (coz it wasn't on the list). "..south on 65 to the 10. Then all the way west to Texas, connect to 20, go east on 20 until you hit 30. Then east on 30 until you hit Little Rock AR" (correct) Curtis: "Denver CO to Nashville TN. Curtis: "North on 25 to 80, east on 80 to 35. Then south on 35 to the 40. Then east to Nashville. (correct)." Cassandra: "Minneapolis MN" (Brit says "yeah!") "..to San Francisco CA." Cass: "35 south to 80 West, all the way to SF" (correct). Eddie: "Seattle WA to Albuquerque NM". Ed: "south on I-5 until u reach I-10. East on I-10 until you reach I-25. Take I-25 north into Albuquerque." (correct) Brittany: "Philadelphia PA to Dallas TX." Brit: "85 N to 80 80 W to 35. 35 S to Dallas" (correct). George about New Haven CT to Atlanta GA. George: (didn't get it all) "95 south to 10 back to...duh..west...we will take 35 to the north...then 20 back to the east...." (correct)......" etc etc etc...............(LOL) |
Alib | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 07:17 pm  How about "Suck it and deal" from Curtis. I say it often to hubby & kids, especially since I have returned to school (and work full time) so laundry, housework, lunches, etc don't always get done (also needed time for BB). |
Shipwreck | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 07:41 pm  work... |
Hopeless | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 07:44 pm  I think it was Curtis (maybe Eddie?)who said to Brittany "You don't do dishes, you do foreplay disguised as dishes." That one was so true and had me rolling on the floor! |
Bigbrotherchick | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 09:18 pm  I liked the one where it where bedtime was announced and Brittany said "And big brother hears the pitter patter of little feet as they run off to bed" and Eddie said "And in Eddies case you hear Pitter Pitter" This one STILL cracks me up. |
Itsme | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 10:03 pm  Another Eddie and his one legged jokes was when they were doing the body painting and George was doing Brittany's legs and he says to Eddie "Ed you wanna grab a leg?" To which Eddie replied "Yeah, I'll take a left one thanks." Another time he was pretending he was taking offense to someone saying something about hopping and he said "That's a biased remark that's aimed at me "hopping" it's because I hop" Also he and Brittany doing "Don't be stupid" and when they were wrestling and he started screaming "Help she has me in the virgin trap" LOL! I can't remember exactly but that one had me LOL! I can't remember them all but most of the time when I was on the laptop at night trying to stifle my laughter or when there were tears running down my face Eddie was the culprit. Oh I miss these peopele. |
Itsme | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 10:05 pm  Okay so that's way more than one but I can't choose. And I meant people not peopele <G> |
Big_Al | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 12:16 am  I agree with Alib that the most repeatable phrase was Curtis' comment to Jordan: "Suck it up and deal!" |
Iggy | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 12:55 am  i'm suprised no one's mentioned this one yet, but it's my favorite line to date. Eddie goes in boys room at 4am and wakes up George and says "Hey George. It's four o'clock and we're drinkin. you commin?" |
Kitkat | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 01:04 am  At one of the first drunken barbecues. Curtis saying something about he would be known as "an alcoholic Asiatic attorney' |
Alib | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 09:37 am  How about the other night when they called Josh a smurf after Curtis put the blue dye in his hair. I think Eddie also said he looked like a pixie. So many good memories ... ah, the summer of 2000! |
Scribe | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 11:28 am  I recall Curtis saying Suck it up and Deal to Jordon...it works all around...but knowing how Jordon had been whining so much it was just toooo good in that context. |
Noslonna | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 01:05 pm  Look at me when I'm talking to you. Eddie was eating pizza and held it up to the cam, "Want some?" It looked like the camera moved away or was (shaking it's head!) when Eddie asked that question. It was a very funny response, especially considering the circumstances, and appropriate to a voyeuristic TV show, "Look at me when I'm talking to you."
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Stevev43 | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 01:52 pm  I don't remember the exact phrase, but it was during the challenge when the back yard was full of pugs. Eddie notices the one missing a hind leg and wisecracks that "I'm hangin' out with the three-legged one. He's goin' home with me." Or words to that effect. Thought it was very quick and witty. LMAO |
Bigbrother2000 | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 04:12 pm  My faves were: George asking Eddie if he thought that he had lost weight since being in the Big Brother house and Eddie saying "Yea George, you have...coming in here you had more chins than a Hong kong phone book." I also like: When they all found out that there were nude photos of them on the web and Jamie said "I just hope they put my face on a nice body." and Eddie said "I just hope they put my face on a body with 2 legs." LOL...I have so many...Karen saying when eddie was peeing in the yard "OMG, he's freakin' peeing." |
John | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 07:07 pm  Here's a good one from Josh; that night he and Brit came closest to kissing and they went out to the yard. Josh: "The reason I don't want to kiss you is because I like you." Kinda makes you want to say huh and aah at the same time. |
Ocean_Islands | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 01:27 pm  Karen: I like to be crazy and have fun, and be stupid, sometimes. But [with George] it's "total idiots," all the time! |
Lafatme | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 01:02 am  i'm not a george fan but i vote for "a man in a toga ain't got a plan" also, that pitter, pitter line is really a crack up. |
Shadowkat9 | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 12:35 pm  I was looking at the archives (to get my "fix" ) and found this comment by Josh to Brit: "I would be the greatest guy in the world... if I could just be castrated right now," |