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Markisimo

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 08:47 pm Click here to edit this post

(copied from a post by Bbgunner from the live feed transcript of the live show where they hash out who ought to get the free call to whose relatives)

While waiting for BB to come back and say it's time for the call, George expresses his gratitude to the group. Eddie says if it was him, he'd call for a pizza delivery.

Laurie

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 09:55 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis asks, "I wonder if us calling Chiquita so many names if it confuses her?"

Eddie: No she is too dumb

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Cassandra to Eddie: You can't be going to bed it is only 9:05!

Eddie: It was a rough day going from the bed to pool-time. I had to change into my trunks.

Jujubean

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 10:39 pm Click here to edit this post

Ccc and Zelda- in regards to the "Our pug is broken" or "We have a broken dog." It's Eddie's. He said it way back when they first got the dog and he was giving her medication her first night in the house.

Zelda

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 10:46 pm Click here to edit this post

JuJubean thanks... Like I had said before... I remember this. I just thought this convo that happened today was funny. Okay, so he repeated that the Pug was broken but it was in a different context because it was about a training manual not the medication this time. Jeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz :)

Farkle

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 10:50 pm Click here to edit this post

Oh, CCC, I don't want to call you wrong, but the broken dog is an Eddie quote from the very first night they had Chiquita in the house and Curtis has stolen it from Eddie and used it several times. I heard this live and I laughed till I cried and I think it was Eddie's BEST! He was giving the dog her meds and gave her the 2 pills in cream cheese, then the eye stuff, the ear stuff and would let her go a minute inbetween each treatment. Then, he said -- paraphrasing -- ok now your nose drops, you know you take more medicine than my granmother!? That was funny; then he looked up at Cass, who was at the sink, and said - quote - 'Why did they give us a broken dog?' and everyone knows how you have to hear Eddie say it to be so very funny, but that quote is all his and I still giggle when I think of it! That guy HAS TO WIN -- he's so cute and sweet and I'd adopt him if he didn't already have a very wonderful family, I'm sure! :)

Zelda

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 12:50 pm Click here to edit this post

9/03
BB voice gives wake up call...
Eddie yells irritated at BB, "Get the dog up! Make the dog do some sh*t! Where's the justice? Equal rights! Lazy boy, equal rights for my people!"

Disclaimer
I am not saying he was the first the say this... I only report what I read in the threads. :)

Megaman66

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 03:11 pm Click here to edit this post

BB asks the HGs to wash all the outside windows:
Eddie says he needs more sleep, he's too exhausted to wash windows and maybe BB should let them sleep in the mornings if they expect them to do BB's "tasks."

Yankee

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 03:53 pm Click here to edit this post

"All of America is firing up the grill right now and cracking open the keg...and here I sit eating eggs."

Ccc

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 04:11 pm Click here to edit this post

I'm sorry !

Jujubean, Zelda - I bow to your superior memories.

I guess I'm being overzealous trying to give Curtis credit for some of the funny things he says that I don't think get good coverage. You just have to listen so much harder to catch them when he says them! I had just come from the Curtism's thread when I posted that...

Forgive me ????

Zelda

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 05:16 pm Click here to edit this post

Oh, but I love you Ccc! I hope you know anything I said after your post was in jest! There is so little happening in the house that we are turning on each other... there's an idea, but us die hard posters in a house, second thought, we wouldn't make it out in one piece!

Curtis & Eddie are my favorites... they are the only reason I even stick around! Curtis has come out with some good stuff in the past couple of weeks!

Ccc

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 05:28 pm Click here to edit this post

Thank you. :) My husband says I correct him even when I'm wrong, too...

Zelda

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 05:32 pm Click here to edit this post

But isn't that our job?

Ccc

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 05:39 pm Click here to edit this post

You got that right.

And thanks - 1st belly laugh I've had all day.

Suzanne

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 07:15 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie while doing dishes Sat night :

"I'm doing the BI*CH work!"

I wonder how his mother feel about this
statement/mentality.

Suzanne

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 07:20 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie while doing dishes Sat night :

"I'm doing the BI*CH work!"

This was repeated several times.
I wonder how his mother and g/f feel about
this statement/mentality.

Zelda

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 09:44 pm Click here to edit this post

9/3
In the cave:

Ja: a quote from my book "use what words you will but you can never say anything but what you are."

Eddy comes back with quote of his own: "Fine clothes will always disguise a fool but his mouth will always give him away."

Dukensuki

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 09:56 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie was teaching Pugita parts of obstacle course that other HG were assigned to. 5 minutes later BB came over the speaker and told Eddie he really wasn't allowed to do that.

Eddie joked, "They had to call Paul on Labor Day weekend, 'Hey, Paul, can Eddie teach Pugita other parts of the obstacle course?'

Later, Eddie gets on the bike and jokes, "Well, they're on the phone now, 'Hey, Paul, can Eddie be on the bike?"

Markisimo

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 07:01 am Click here to edit this post

(copied from a post by Celia on another board)

Eddie and Josh in bathroom. Eddie cleaned up with red shirt and black pants. Josh says he looks good (I think). Eddie says he feels better but sure could use a hair cut. Josh says, Jamie's turn. Eddie says, "Do you think she could straddle?" Missed the answer.

Eddieluver

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 04:49 pm Click here to edit this post

*Eddie eating a cookie*

Ed: These are good Britt
Ja: Did you just call me Britt.
Ed: Yea, I did.

*laughs* I feel so bad for him. He really misses his "little sis". I am not watching the live feeds but I would have loved to see her face after this interaction. :)

Zelda

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 05:03 pm Click here to edit this post

Right after the convo above
9/4

E: cookies are good Hollywood, Thank you
Ja: you're welcome. Took them out earlier.. so they didn't get as brown
E: whatever

Bookwoman

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 08:46 pm Click here to edit this post

When the candy was getting shot over ~ "Hey, send some beer over & some ELax too!"
Then using the voice of BB, "Eddie don't encourage the little hooligans please."

Max

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 09:13 pm Click here to edit this post

After watching the "home movies" they were talking about how much weight George has lost.

Eddie: "George, you had more chins than a Hong Kong phone book before you came in here!"

Noslonna

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 04:33 am Click here to edit this post

Jamie asks Eddie if he would like Monica to be tougher.
Eddie: nah... I don't want her to be tougher, she has compassion for other people and I stand behind that [not a funny quote but nevertheless a "good" Eddie quote.]
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Eddie on people asking for hand-outs on street corners.
Eddie: If I had a 6 pack on my back I would say, 'here you go, have a beer'-- I have as much compassion as anyone."
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"The fact of the matter is; I can't run a quarter mile as fast as some can, but I can run it a lot faster then others."

Zelda

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 04:58 pm Click here to edit this post

9/5 from live feed thread...

Cass talking about bellhops:
Eddie chimes in saying yeah, he'll use 'em. He says when he sees a bellhop, he laughs and says "Bell Hop. I hop. Ha-ha-ha.

Zelda

Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 03:17 pm Click here to edit this post

9/6
HGs in the cave while BB fixes cameras in the girls room:
Cass still doesn't know who she wants to be. Doesn't have props.
Geo tells Cass she can go through his drawers.
Eddy says he wishes he could tell every girl that (go through his drawers)