Charlotteindigo | Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 01:32 am  The Late Show, 8/9/00 Top Ten Ways to Make Big Brother More Exciting: 10. For every exotic dancer voted out, two must move in 9. Seal off all exits; flood house with a foot of water every hour 8. Give each person a bottle of gin and some ninja throwing stars 7. Two words: Dick Cheney 6. Have them share public's suffering by forcing them to watch "Big Brother" 5. Every two weeks, somebody has to marry Darva Conger 4. Instead of a house, make it an island - call the show "Survivor" 3. Remove all food from house - make them vote on whom to eat next 2. 10 strangers, 3 months, 1 house, 6 West Nile mosquitos 1. Get something to happen. Anything. |