Archive through August 31, 2000

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Chixdigeddie

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 10:38 am Click here to edit this post

last night to jamie right before the game show she comes up to him saying she doesn't like this challenge because it could hurt peoples feelings(meaning her own of course when she finds out how many have caught on to her act and vote her most 2-faced)...eddie says......"stop your whimpering..."......that's tellin' her edman..you gotta love him....i have wanted to say that to her and most the others too at some point

Casseddielover

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 10:46 am Click here to edit this post

This isn't really a quote, but the whole masseuse epidsode was just hilarious...the boy has such a potty mouth.
By the way, I think he's way more attractive than the "heartthrob" of the house Josh. Maybe it's cuz he doesn't try to be all cute, and he doesn't try to garner public affection in the simpish way that most of the other housemates (eg Bratt, George, and Jamie) try very very hard to stay favourable in the eyes of the audience.

Judy

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 01:27 pm Click here to edit this post

While contemplating banishment - Brit suggests to Eddie that he and Monica might have to take a "bathroom break" together before his interview.

Eddie -"Screw that I'm gonna be getting ass on the golf cart!"

Sophronia

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 02:39 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie to Jamie: Thank you Hollywood. You're my favorite of the houseguests not being banished.

Laurie

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 02:40 pm Click here to edit this post

"Thank you Hollywoood.... You're my favorite...
..of the people not up for banishment this week"

Max

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 04:25 pm Click here to edit this post

During a discussion about the first time they each fell in love...
Eddie to BB: "Is this a deep enough conversation for you, ya schmucks?!"

Laurie

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 07:25 pm Click here to edit this post

Sophronia, sorry did not mean to step on your toes with my post. I guess you were posting while I was typing. My apologies!

Markisimo

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 08:14 pm Click here to edit this post

(copied from a live feed transcript by Snave)

The boys talk strategy in their bedroom. They share their ideas about online polling, who the most popular HG is, and how the public might vote. Josh asks if anyone of them would ever call in on a show like this. Everyone pretty much says no. Then George says he might.

Eddie says he might, too, depending on how much skin he saw.

Markisimo

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 08:16 pm Click here to edit this post

(copied from a live feed transcript by Snave)

Eddie muses that carrots are "supposed to give ya eyesight, right?" (sic)

Curtis says "Yeah, that's what they say."

"So how come I'm always seeing bunnies all flattened out on the road?"

Laughter.

He goes on, imitating a rabbit on the road, squinting into the disctance "Oh. A buick. Cool"

Markisimo

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 08:57 pm Click here to edit this post

(copied from a live feed transcript by Karen)

Brit:I'm scared to do it! I'm afraid it'll hurt. I'm afraid it'll make a mess.
Jo: It hurts a little but not really bad (from what I've heard)
Ed: Brit.. you f**k up my sheets, I'll kill you.
Br: what if I'm not any good. What if I'm not good at it.
Jo: only way to be bad is if you're not into it.. and you would be good...
Ed: practice makes perfect
JO; you'd be perfect...lots of practice... study breaks.
Br: I;m afraid of the emotional stuff that goes with it
Ed: thats not our department. we're Cocks R Us.. estrogen City is not our thing.

Zachsmom

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 09:36 pm Click here to edit this post

From the live feeds.. classic Eddie.. (gotta luv him)

Eddie says sh*t I'm 21, I'm in my sexual prime. I am horny all the time. Sh*t I almost nailed Pugita this afternoon!

Bookwoman

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 09:53 pm Click here to edit this post

I was having the most LOUSY day & since I've been on this thread I haven't stopped laughing. My dog is looking at me like I'm psycho. Keep me laughing Eddie & all of you posting. THANKS!!!

Teecee

Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 10:11 pm Click here to edit this post

I don't have an Eddie quote (maybe I contributed one a few days ago) but I think it's awesome that this thread is still alive. Eddie is the single best thing about watching the live feeds.

Sophronia

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 12:42 am Click here to edit this post

Everyone is opening up because someone will leave tomorrow. Eddie says "If anyone bugs you (when they leave the house) give me a call. I'll bust their knees for you.

Ohbrother

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 04:38 am Click here to edit this post

After the discussion on racism in America, Eddie was the only one who thought racism wasn't really a problem anymore. In typical Eddie fashion, he looks around at everyone else and says "I'm feeling really white right now."

Jan

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 07:32 pm Click here to edit this post

"Eddie from DR hollers, "Hey, I'm going to Taco Bell. Anybody want anything?" (ed. funny)"

I just read this in the post. Ya gotta love that Eddie.

Karenanne

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:27 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie talking to Brittany while she is doing her laundry and he is trying to reassure her that she is pretty or sexy, she said something like "if I saw you on the street, I would totally notice you" and Eddie said "Well..I'm not like a big bag of teeth or something"!!! hahaha!!! Typical Eddie!!! I will not watch the feeds if he is not there!~! GO EDDIE!

Markisimo

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:39 pm Click here to edit this post

(copied from a live feed transcript by Max)

George hollers as soon as Jamie leaves (Eddie farted). Jamie comes in to see if he was laughing at her. Eddie says he was waiting for her to leave so he could fart. Says he's got one for Julie.

Snave

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 09:27 pm Click here to edit this post

Wednesday morning. The guys are awake, lying in bed still. BB comes on the loudspeakers, brightly: "Good morning Houseguests. It's 9:30am. Time to get vertical!"

Eddie snarls "Yeah, time for my c*ck to get vertical."

Hysterical laughter in The Cave.

Eddie gets up and goes to the bathroom, talking about the joys of "hanging a ninety."

He says that when he goes back to the bedroom, people will think he's been "crankin' onnit in the showah or somethin'."

Zelda

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 11:14 pm Click here to edit this post

Ed: Theres a plane...and it says.....GO TO BED!
Everyone laughs.

Snave

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 01:21 pm Click here to edit this post

Thursday afternoon. Eddie has woken up and wanders blearily into the kitchen and says "It smells like *ss in here."

Zelda

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:30 pm Click here to edit this post

live feeds...all sitting by the pool...

Eddy: just think at this time tomorrow or grocery list will consist of two cans of tomato sauce and a can of rice!

Puttergirl

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 03:26 pm Click here to edit this post

3 good ones just now:

Eddie and George were talking about getting the money and burning it. Eddie says- "that would be like shooting myself in my one good foot. I'd be the dumbest person alive."

Few minutes later- "if they brought that money in here the shit would hit the fan. It was that initial instinct to come here, it would bring it back and get rid of this love fest shit"

Few minutes later- "I should do the whole live show with my shlong hanging out".

Jujubean

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 10:57 pm Click here to edit this post

He was putting lotion on and said to the camera, "And another good thing about having one leg is you only use half the lotion."

Bookwoman

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 11:10 pm Click here to edit this post

This should be voted the best thread of the site.
GO EDDIE!!!! Keep us entertained.