Archive through September 20, 2000

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Funkmama

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 03:31 am Click here to edit this post

From a while back, but still my absolute favorite:

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 (getting ready for live show on the day of the six-way nomination)

3:35 - In the cave, Eddie finishes making his bed, then sits down and sighs. Looks down at his shorts.

Ed: "Oh, there's a nut; can't have that on TV."

Flint

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 05:19 am Click here to edit this post

I saw the Sat night episode last night, and Eddie talking to the camera, taunting it a bit was funny. I know some of it has already been mentioned but what cracked me up was when he started castigating the camera for turning away;

"You don't f'ing turn away when I am talking to you."

And the camera panned back to him pretty quickly. :) Damn that was funny. That is just ...

My 2 cents.

Snave

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 12:29 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis reports, after coming home from the emmys, that everybody knows everything about them.

Eddie yells, "I like to have sex with midgets!"

Zelda

Monday, September 11, 2000 - 07:53 pm Click here to edit this post

9/11 Live Feeds

Ge: 18 days left.
Ed: 19 man. 18 tomorrow.
Cu: (britspeak) I can count it on my fingers & toes.
Ed: I can't. I gotta wait until 15 left. (Ed laughs)

Jujubean

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:29 am Click here to edit this post

Eddie on the feeds just now...LOL
Got up to turn the light out and went to bed then turned to the camera and said

"You know what you guys need in here? The Clapper. Not the clap you smart a@@@@. The Clapper." (Then he claps his hands twice)

Clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off-The Clapper!

Feedmealine

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:32 am Click here to edit this post

Croquet in yard.
George asking where is the dog poop area?
Eddie says anywhere your standing!

Later George talking about digging up the garden. Asks Curtis if it's okay with him. Curtis says yah, so then gleefully George says
tomorrow I go gardening!
Eddie shoots back..."No tomorrow you go diggin up sh*t!

Chixdigeddie

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 11:58 am Click here to edit this post

tuesday morning he and josh are awakened by BB,curtis in room too: ed's tired of the camera in boysroom always being focused at him..says to camera.."yeah i got a hardon wanna see it"......then later when the- you know who doesn't quit banner flew...they all asked if anyone knew who rick and bubba were..no one claimed they did(might have admitted it later but if he did i missed it)..but a little later eddie by himself outside sitting at table quietly says.."thanks rick & bubba"..(then in his best george bush voice)"not gonna do it..not gonna quit".....thank goodness eddie is back in full gear..

Snave

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:42 pm Click here to edit this post

Two funny Eddie moments close together:

Plane from Jamie's parents goes by. Curtis says "I wish *my* parents would send me a plane".

"Ah shaddup," says Eddie. "You got to go to the f*ckin' Emmys."

They laugh.

Eddie says his father just calls him "a**hole", and he doubts they'd put that on a banner

Rwsbetter

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 03:17 pm Click here to edit this post

Live feeds 2:00 p.m.:

'Eddie says last night he was dreaming about Monica, and that he "woke up with a huge h*rd-on. But then Hollywood comes into the room, and it went (he whistles downward spiral)." '

P.S. this thread should probably have an NC-17 rating in the headline.

Max

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:30 pm Click here to edit this post

They are all playing a game tonight. Eddie's chair broke. Apparently, it's the second one he broke tonight. He picked it up, turned it over, and moved the broken leg around until it came off. Then he said, "I needed a leg."

:)

Jujubean

Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:58 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie breaks 2 other chairs after that. He takes them outside to the yard and as he is talking to the camera as usual says "Here, have a seat."

Casper

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 04:58 am Click here to edit this post

This probably has been said but saturday when they had the BIG meeting with george Eddie said "I don't even know youz people." For all I know one of youz coulda murdered someone".

Eddie---you don't know how true that is.

Rich

Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 10:10 pm Click here to edit this post

After the live show tonight, Eddie was outside chatting, singing and carrying-on. At one point he was singing "You're a mean one, Mrs. S" to the tune of the song from "How the Grinch stole Christmas. Twisted sense of humour; our boy Eddie.

Snave

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:58 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis starts to explain what it takes to be good at juggling, and promptly drops a ball.

Eddie says "If you drop one, just whip out yer foot an' kick that motherf*cker up onto the roof. That way, it never hits the ground."

Tatianna

Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 12:27 am Click here to edit this post

Just heard this on the live feeds...

Eddie was going to hunt something down to eat.
Curtis suggested the Rice Chrispies.

Eddie's reply?- "No Thanks, I am trying to cut down on my intake of birdsh*t"

Classic Eddie

Zelda

Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 12:51 pm Click here to edit this post

As I was yelling and throwing goodies over the fence to the HGs last night... Eddie being Eddie was saying that we (the BB Angels) had nothing better to do on a Saturday night ... That's alright, I still love you Eddie!

I also didn't want to let this thread drop

Gail

Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 07:13 pm Click here to edit this post

A good Eddie Quote? NO, I don't have one right now but give me a while. In the meantime, if you want to look up a good Eddie Quote, come over here to the new General - Favorites area where Eddie's quotes will remain all the time.

Enbwife

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:38 am Click here to edit this post

I laughed so hard when Jamie set up the HB sign for her brother, and Pugita got into the box of rice crispies and were eating them after eating chicken poop. Curtis and Eddie started teasing Jamie after she said the pug "barely" opened the cereal. Ed yelled out "barely...barely...there's no such thing as barely - you can eat it if you want but I'm not touching it after Shitface had her mouth in there". They were both laughing so hard at Jamie, she was forced inside :) Classic!

Caged

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:31 pm Click here to edit this post

When they were throwing candy over the wall, Eddie yells..."Yo, why don't you throw some beer over!"

Snave

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:43 am Click here to edit this post

George: "I always thought it was cool that being a weatherman is the one job you could have where you could lie every day and still not get fired."

Eddie: "Or you could work for Big Brother."

Snave

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 11:24 am Click here to edit this post

from a live feed transcription by Spectator:

Jamie's pancakes are really small. Like only 3 or 4 inches in diameter.

Geo didn't like the wheat flour pancakes that Cass made

Eddie "IHOP, that's all I gotta say. I Hop, get it? It's a joke"

Rmgreco

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 02:47 pm Click here to edit this post

He said earlier on the live feeds today that Karma could kiss his a$$!
Cracked me up! :)

Snave

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 03:28 pm Click here to edit this post

George is getting his hair dyed by Jamie. It's all covered with whitish foam.

"Nice hair," Eddie drawls.

"Thanks, Eddie!" says George.

"It looks like jism."

Laughter from all th HGs.

Soweird

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 09:24 pm Click here to edit this post

Pugita ("The Queen of Brunei") is inexplicably avoiding one specific area of the backyard.

Curt: "What is wrong with our Pug? I don't understand her."
Ed: "I don't think her own people of Brunei understand her."

_Willow

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 10:40 pm Click here to edit this post

From Anon on Joker's live feeds:

Eddie wandered out of BBR and through LR. As he passed the TV he said "How did this TV get here? Osmosis?"