There Once was a... Big Brother Limericks
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There Once was a... Big Brother Limericks
Scribe | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 04:20 pm  Roses are red Violets are blue George is a doofus And has no clue Roses are red Violets are green George just makes me Want to scream Roses are red Violets are black George is a fruitcake All HGS watch your back (my talents do not lie in limerick creation, for sure)  |
Glass | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 08:54 pm  Chicken man he did cackle and bawk! He sat with a knife and did laugh and talk. Nominated by all, he prepared for the fall. Too bad with the money he did not walk! |
Nadi | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 09:09 pm  Once there was a house guest who nominated George hey look a second HG nominated George Wow a 3rd HG nominated George its unanimous the 4th HG nominated George Do you think maybe they want to get rid of old George??! |
Why | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 10:28 pm  I must say that this thread is full of stuff that's MUCH better than what that lame AOL lady talked about on the show tonight! Such a talented group! I'm motivated to try a bit too. ----- Four guys and a girl in a house Sometimes Jamie says "Hey! you're a louse!" But mostly she stares With a porcelain glare Methinks she's a bit of a mouse! ------ And in keeping with the Old MacDonald theme shown on the TV tonight.... Chicken George he had a knife E I E I O Houseguests might fear for their life E I E I O With a chop! Chop! here and a Chop! Chop! there Here a Chop! There a Chop! Everywhere a Chop! Chop! Chicken George he had a knife E I E I O |
Bbrock | Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 10:39 am  There once was a group from the US. Who's personalities were put to a test. We watched them each day, trying to hear what they'd say. Then we'd choose the next banished houseguest. |
Judy | Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 01:18 pm  There once were 3 girls with brass, Whose braveness few could surpass, To the HG they try to bring joy, CBS security is who they annoy 3 cheers for Jombie, Zelda and Ras! |
Gail | Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 07:17 pm  Got a limerick? Come on over to the new General - Favorites Area to post it! |
Glass | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:19 pm  There once was a band of commandos (Angels that is), by the names of Rasputin, Zelda & Jombie. Their antics too funny, among them no dummys, for they escaped with their lives these commandos. (What the heck rhymes with commando?) Neil's Angels caused quite a commotion, by delivering their packages of care. They ran down by the river, giving me quite a shiver. I'm impressed by their devotion. |
Puttergirl | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:07 pm  George took a spill in the loo It ruined his infomercial- boo hoo It caused such a smell George felt like he** Is Big Brother afraid he will sue? |
Glass | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:19 pm  Puttergirl - That was a really good one. Thanks for the laughs! |
Funkmama | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:31 pm  What has this show done to our heads That we keep sending posts to these threads? We read the live feeds, Forget personal needs, And neglect both our friends and our beds! Josh is the young engineer Unable to handle much beer Though he woos all the girls With his muscles and curls Only dogs deign to come near The joker called George has upset us And many now think him a menace. He gardens and gathers; But despite all his blather, It's clear that he's there for the lettuce Now Jamie likes makeup, it's true; She's ambitious for Hollywood, too. Some fans are unkind 'Cause she won't speak her mind; But if you were in her shoes, would you? Eddie's the one with the mouth You want to both kiss and wash out. By turns rough and sweet, A real pig when he eats, But loyal and fierce without doubt. And Curt is the one with panache He teases but never talks trash In sweatshirt or tux He's sweetheart deluxe And I hope that he wins all the cash. |
Kady99 | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:39 pm  Bravo!!! That was great!!! |
Judy | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:38 am  Suggestion- You poets who have created nice limericks for your favorites should really copy and paste them into the HG appropriate "fan Mail" section of this site. I am sure they would love them!!! |
Feedmealine | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:38 pm  Ryn and Neil do seem thrilled- that their boards always filled- and growing with each passing night, A big Brother two? possibly coming to you? Another site will have to be built! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Banners did fly Jamie will cry when she finds out that they were all true She'll scramble to say It wasn't that way! But we'll know it was here and that's proof! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ George is crafty and fun but his time in BB house is done He'll go on his way and enjoy his next stay in a nut house and never get out! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eddie causes the camera men to duck Because he often used the word f*** His mother came here her threats made it clear she'd wash out his mouth with his bucks! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Curtis was in love with a pug even though she had a god awful mug! he'd sneeze and wheeze when she'd play and tease Cuz it gave his huge heart a tug! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Josh, oh my gosh, got himself named slosh, from a few beers he did drink. Then he got in the love bed with some crazy nut head what were we to think!? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I have to start prayin for soon I'll be saying that life with out Big Brother sucks! (Okay....to much from me...time to go back to my padded room now!  |
Ken | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 02:19 pm  These are really very good... I wonder if CBS / AOL / Endomol are seeing these, they must confront how lame the haiku challenge was on the official site (I think the winner was "Big Brother CBS Big Brother Big Brother" or something like that). Among all the reality shows, Came Big Brother, and expectations rose. But casting people with morals and tact, American viewers failed to react, What a hit if they'd just cast some ho's. I think CBS producers are impaired. Look at this reality show that they aired. With a conservative and "goodie goodie" cast, But for a couple--and boy, they didn't last, If only you'd put a bunch of exhibitionist ex-Jerry Springer guests on the show some of us might have watched and I wouldn't be writing this stupid limerick...er...some skin they should have bared. |
Ken | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 02:39 pm  Hey, that was kind of fun.... Will, Jordan, Karen, Brit and Cass did vanish, They were the first five we chose to banish. Next will be George, I think, But if Eddie goes seventh, that would stink, Cause it'll leave a Josh-Jamie-Curtis sandwich.(bleh!) There was a cameraman named Bob, Who fiddled with buttons and knobs, He filmed people I watched way too much, I got canned for this emotional crutch, Hey Bob, can I have a job? |
Glass | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:25 pm  Half a mil is plenty of loot, for the hgs to fully ponder. CBS has my dollar, so I'll just scream and holler, if my favorite gets the boot. |
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