Oldfart | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:30 pm  Like many of you, I'm bummed out about George getting away with it so far. However, for levity, I'd like to change the subject just a bit. I think everyone agrees that Eddie's come up with some great one-liners. Early this morning, before the board went down, Curtis uttered the following gems I thought were priceless: (from the live feeds) Curt: Too bad we're not on a cooler network..like NBC. (after some thought) Curt: Thank God this is not a FOX show. |
Amellia | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:38 pm  Two days ago Brit, Josh, Curtis and Eddie were saying that Jamie had been going in the red room alot. Curtis piped in: "That's because she has to talk for both faces!" Priceless! And what about when they were talking about the plane with the George/Brit banner? Curtis said to a few of them that mabey George was trashing Brit in the red room. |
Fifi | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 09:35 pm  What about when Brit was trying to justify her worth in the house saying she does do house chores. She says she does the dishes alot. Curtis: you do foreplay disguised as dishes! Of course, how can we forget when Curtis told Jordan to "suck it up and deal" when Jordan was complaining about being nominated. I have more but can't think of them at the moment. |
Alfredo | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:12 am  When they were in one of the bedrooms as a group, complaining about the control BB had over them, Curtis looked over at Pugita and said, "But we have a hostage." |
Nishy | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:25 am  After he was chosen smartest HG and after his team chose an answer different from the one he suggested in the "most...." challenge: "Always pick the smartest guy's answer!" |
Zelda | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:14 pm  Courtesy of Snave and the Live feeds... Eddie has woken up and wanders blearily into the kitchen and says "It smells like *ss in here." (nearly making me choke on my pistachio nut) Curtis says it's probably because George is making Butt Bread. |
Bb1234 | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:41 pm  Courtesy of KitMyPet in aol... Josh said he liked that Brit wears the same kind of underwear he does. Curtis: Oh, you wear panties? |
Downehill | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 06:13 pm  Or when playing the "Moment of Truth" quiz show, when Jamie was picked as most loyal...Curtis said "except for that Karen thing". |
Sammy | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:37 pm  How about his version of 'Lord of the Dance' ?? Too funny! Only he could bring it off! |
Downehill | Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:41 pm  From the live feeds section: jam goes over to curt, touches head: wow! your head's so hot! curt: i'm a hot head! |
Bb1234 | Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:45 pm  From live feed section... Jamie wants to put the dog out. They can smell that she's passing gas, and it's fairly unpleasant. Eddie says that it smells like him. Cass: She's like all relaxed, life is good. Curtis: She's so relaxed that she's not keeping it in. |
Nishy | Friday, September 01, 2000 - 04:10 pm  How about "Do you mean you only FEEL like a virgin?" |
Markisimo | Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 01:41 am  Well, I find it hard to be a fan of Mr. Phoney Laugh, but I will contribute this curtism from way back in the live feeds transcipts (copied from original posting by micah) everyone teasing cass about not going into the pool. b: what if we let you out by the pool all by yourself cass: na curtis: but look the raft is ribbed for your pleasure everyone laughs |
Katnphx | Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 01:37 pm  Not knowing how true this statement really is, Curtis says, "You have become the great poop magnet" after George steps in dog s**t for the umpteenth time. |
Ccc | Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 03:25 pm  There have been a lot of Curtisms, some were listed in the thread, Any Curtis Fan's?. Most are missed - guess Eddie is just louder. From yesterday's live feeds (pretty slim pickins because of boredom): He and Curtis laugh and start listing things wrong with the dog and laughing. Curtis finally announces, "Our Pug is BROKEN!" When George gets his makeover: Cass: What do you think? The crown, or the bow? Curtis: You can never have too much when you're in drag. Curtis and Eddie try to find a bag to return the puzzle pieces. The bag the puzzle came in was burned to start a bar-b-q one night. BB: House Guests, you need to return the puzzle pieces in the bag they came in. Curits: All right, we'll give you a cup of ashes. |
Chris | Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 07:06 pm  I got a kick out of Curtis on tonights show. In the True or False Challenge, one of the questions was if George had played for the opposing team's band at a big competition. Curtis immediatly piped up "what, he just walked out on the field at the wrong time?". |
Cathie | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 11:40 am  from this morning's live feeds: George looking at recipes.. one for Mock Turkey something.. asks how do you mock a turkey. Curt: Point your finger at it and laugh. |
Fruitbat | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 12:29 pm  to the pug: "I love you more than anyone I know with 6 nipples." This was amoungst many other funny statements said to the dog. He was dancing with Brit and they were bored and tired. He talked to Chiquita for quite awhile in this mode. Very funny. This is the only one I remember. |
Room_101 | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 01:19 pm  well this one is old but... in one of their dawn bbq, curtis was grilling some chickens and britt asked if he can 'bast' the chicken with some sauce.. he started to put the sauce on the chicken and said to britt "i am the master-baster!" in that HG accent... |
Therlin | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 01:29 pm  Curtis is trying to get Chiquita to go through the tube for their weekly channel. Curtis keeps saying "go thru! go thru!" Chiquita goes around the tube and Curtis exclaims "alright! She has mastered "go around!" " |
Van251 | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 04:35 pm  How about when they were trying to guess which houseguest did the least chores in that game? He said totally Britt! Then they said, are you sure? And he said, well, okay, who else does nothing? LOL!!!!! |
Curtismaximus | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 06:14 pm  Curtis: "if no one is watching why not let us get shit-faced." damn straight! |
Dukensuki | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 10:02 pm  The HG's sitting around the table discussing what terrible punishment BB could throw at them for not cooperating. Cass said, "Well, what could they do?" Curtis, "Lets not give them any ideas, make a list for them" |
Suziebird7 | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 01:31 am  One of my favorites: After George accidently exposed himself, George thanked the HG for telling him. Curtis piped up, "And we thank you for putting it back in!" |
Curtismaximus | Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:41 am  names for chiquita: PUG-a-licious PUG-a-rama PUG-a-nator |