Archive through September 15, 2000
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Archive through September 15, 2000
Dulci | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:14 am  Big Brother hid a magic gold ticket We all held our breath, who would pick it? We let out a cheer When Curtis got near Now Jamie, you can just go stick it! |
Dulci | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:25 am  [I need to go to bed, EST here...] The pug, all agreed, had no clue How to perform the tricks she had to do the houseguests were sad the pantry was looking bad But she came thru like a champ, this is true! |
Larrblue | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:41 am  Eddie's language some people call "sleazy" And his manners make some people queasy But with no leg in the way... (I guess it's obvious I'm gay) Access to his crotch is now easy. <<Sorry this is R-rated and probably over-the-line but it amuses me anyway >> |
Dulci | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:21 am  The massage, it was said, was a treat for Eddie's magnificent feat But when Will Mega appeared it was just as I feared Man, I just thought that the whole stunt was beat. Our Jamie we all know is ambitious and there are those who think she is vicious She's got stars in her eyes and she thinks all the guys of Big Brother should cave to her wishes [I can't go to sleep!] |
Gomer | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:23 am  Ode to a loser I posted some rhymes to this thread Cuz the feeds were incredibly dead What the H_ll was I thinkin' I could have been drinkin' And living a real life instead |
Dulci | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:26 am  Just what is it that Big Brother fears? why don't they just break out the beers? The boys will get crude and impossible rude and probably drive Jamie to tears... |
Suziebird7 | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:54 am  I posted this elsewhere, but I'm kinda proud of it's lameness, so here it is again: A potty-mouthed tough guy named Eddie Was talkin' with Pa on his beddie Pa said, "Curtis was flippin' cuz he caught me double-dippin'!" Next week Curtis was packin' his Teddy! |
Suziebird7 | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:05 am  Okay, this is nothing that hasn't been talked about elsewhere on the boards, but if this is over-the-line, just delete. It seems that our Joshie can't deal He wanders around looking surreal Though he's close to the mutt, He misses his "cuddle-slut" Give it up, Josh, just go break the seal! |
Suziebird7 | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:20 am  One last one that's "cleaner" The fact could not be any clearer That Jamie's in love with the mirror She keeps them so so clean Which is good since it seems That her housekeeping job's getting nearer! |
Ryn | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 06:39 am  fyi, I can live with all of these so far larblue - I laughed at yours - and I am not gay... (um - not that there is anything wrong with that are gays sick of that line yet?? -lol) |
Lindahntx | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 06:52 am  Sorry, no limerick here, but I certainly enjoyed the laughs! Would love to see more! Someone wrote a cool song though, based on the song and tune "Adams Family." Don't know it or I'd repeat it for you. Maybe someone else will. |
Nadi | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:03 am  Our favorite houseguest Curtis the hotty Made remarks about Jamie going potty We always knew she was vain but when she started to complain Who knew she could be so darn snotty |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:17 am  Big Brother now almost is done; which will put an end to our fun -- We'll know who to blame for nominations lame when that half million is won! |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:22 am  Fight, argue, talk, or cry but do something please or else I'll die-- The houseguests dishonest and really, quite modest show living on cam is a lie. |
Shmoopie | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:33 am  Once long ago there were ten Now all but one left are men It's a shame she's so vain And chicken man's insane When will the craziness end? |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:35 am  Ok you guys, you got me started now how do I stop? Jamie Josh and George and Eddie Curtis too and all are ready; They might get the boot, 'cause they're after the loot -- but won't fess up to it, how funny! |
Shmoopie | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:40 am  Ok... I'm no poet at all.. but this is kinda fun! 10 guests in a house full of cams Some were first shy, now they're hams They're there for the dough They don't want to go Soon it's up to us fans |
Pam | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:51 am  This one's about Eddie 'Cuz he can be crude, He says people are "slackers", "haters", Some would think that was rude But in the end, he's really a honey I mean, remember gang, it's all about money. |
Fanofbb | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:56 am  The storyline for Big Brother is a mess I think you all could confess. The houseguests are boring Pugita is snoring.. what a disaser for CBS! |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:56 am  George dug in the garden all day Then went to see Dr. Del Rey who said, "Are you nuts? Or only a putz?" George said, "Bk-bk-becawk, bk-bkay!" |
Fanofbb | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 08:30 am  The houseguests all have a mission some need the money for tuition. Some have their bills, others just me the "chills" and some think their Americas vision! |
Soweird | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 08:56 am  There's no TP left, not a smidgeon Curt complains "My bum's dirty and itchin'" The others agree 'cept Eddie McGee: "F*** it, it's a game, quit yer bitchin'!" |
Judy | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:02 am  YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME !! OK had to give it a shot... There once was an AOL maven Whose comments really were craven She acted too proud, Explained "laughing out loud" From her spiels, we look for a haven. |
Bbrock | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:11 am  {still a newbie here} Ok, I went to far and attempted a BB song sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Mind you, I haven't had much coffee so bare with me here. LOL BIG BROTHER'S HILLBILLIES Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Ed A crude New Yorker plans to keep his family fed An' then one day, he lookin at a cam, He says "Teresa, I'm taking down your man.". Chicken George, that is! Two-Faced! Crazy man! Well, the first thing ya know, 'ole Ed's 1/2 a millionaire Ed's folk said, "we're moving outta here." Said away from power lines is the place we oughta be, so they loaded up the limo, and they moved out in the country. Hills there is! Swimmin' ponds, Evening stars! Ol' Ed bought a mansion. But there was just one catch. Next door neighbor is Survivors, Richard Hatch, Ed's still a swearing, but Mr Hatch don't mind, Said it coulda' been Chicken George, and we know "he's lost his mind." Brains, that is! Chicken head. Bawkin' Man! Well now it's time to say goodbye to Ed and all his kin Big Brother would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in. You're all invited back again to watch us on the feed, Where Jamie's still a living, still hoping for a lead. Role that is! Her own sitcom! Movie Star. Y'all come back, here! |
Fanofbb | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:15 am  That was too funny "Bbrock". LOL |
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