Who was the massuese?

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Gail

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 05:47 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie won the sumo wrestling challenge and as a reward, he got a massage in the redroom. He was blindfolded the entire time and the massuese did not speak but Eddie is pretty sure the massuese was a man. He didn't think the massuese did it right and the houseguests were speculating who it was - was it a real massuese or was it a celebrity. Wouldn't it be funny if it was Mega? That's my guess. . . .

Moodylibra

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 05:54 pm Click here to edit this post

Yeah, I thought maybe Mega.. but more likely it was an actual sumo wrestler.. remember Eddie said there was the noise when the guy was leaving.. like laminated paper?? How about velcro on the belt/support they wear?

Geistlich

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 05:58 pm Click here to edit this post

I immediately thought the same thing when he was describing the karate chops and elbow jabs. Not that Mega would be a necessarily bad masseur, just that he and Eddie got along so darn well...

Lancecrossfire

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 06:04 pm Click here to edit this post

Gee, it couldn't be Will. Remember BB rule--once you are out, you are never allowed back in the house. And BB has been keeping to each and every rule through the entire time. hehehe

Blackbeard

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 05:59 pm Click here to edit this post

On live feeds just now, Eddie won a "massage" in the red rum as reward for sumo-suit wrestling challenge today.

He came out all p1ssed off, saying that the guy doing the massage was an a**hole, didn't know what he was doing, hurt his back pretty bad, and GRUNTED throughout the whole thing.

They're all trying to figure out who it was, saying it was probably some celebrity or even a Survivor castmember, because it obviously wasn't a REAL masseuse.

Eddie says that the guy left a card or something, and he b*tched and swore at him to take the card or he'd track him down and kick his ass.

Not ONE of the HGs guessed the obvious person...it had to be MEGA.

1 - He's advertising massages on his website.
2 - He GRUNTS all the time. It used to bug the hell out of me when he was making his bed or something on the live feeds.
3 - Mega doesn't know crap about real massage so would definitely come off as an amateur.

he also totally HATES Eddie, so probably would have deliberately tried to hurt him. At one point Eddie said that BB came on the speaker and told the masseuse not to massage so hard on Eddie.

No, it had to be Mega. Mega has lost his 15 minutes and is desperate to get more air time, so BB brings him in as a "reward" to screw with the HGs heads.

Nance

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 07:01 pm Click here to edit this post

good thinking....now I think it was Mega too, it makes sense ! lmao 2 funny

Kt45

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 08:24 pm Click here to edit this post

I don't know if this is being posted by someone else or not, but I'm watching the live feeds right now and the houseguest are sitting in the bedroom talking about how they think the massage was given by Mega.

Puttergirl

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 09:04 pm Click here to edit this post

I seem to be in the minority, but I don't think it was Mega. Why would Big Brother do that? Sure, Will would want to do it, he would have nothing to lose, but BB? I'm sure they'll show it next week and we'll all know.

Whoever it was, I'm sure they wanted it to be funny. The person was probably acting silly with it the whole time. Bill Murray would have been hilarious.

Glass

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 09:21 pm Click here to edit this post

Just speculation....BB probably did not want to pay for a real massuese who made house calls. Therefore, it was probably just a production assistant or camera guy (Bob?) on break. This explains the blindfold. Also, the staff has already signed non-disclosure agreements so they couldn't say "Hey! I massaged Eddie today!" for their 15 minutes of fame.

Lafatme

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 09:29 pm Click here to edit this post

note: a masseuse is a female, a masseur is a male!

Glass

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 09:33 pm Click here to edit this post

Yikes! I took my cue (and spelling) from the title of this topic. I think Eddie would have preferred a female anyway! Oh Well!

Supermullet

Saturday, August 19, 2000 - 11:52 pm Click here to edit this post

It would be even funnier if it WAS Mega and Eddie got wood like George Costanza looking at a pic of Evander Holyfield

IT MOVED!

Twiggyish

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 12:20 pm Click here to edit this post

His dad? I bet it was someone he knew, maybe even a good friend.

Majic

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 09:38 am Click here to edit this post

I guess Eddie won a massage for winning the Sumo wrestling in yesterdays challenge. Was it Mega who gave the massage, just read the rumour in the live feed thread.?????

Therlin

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 10:14 am Click here to edit this post

Would they fly Mega all the way to LA for that? I think they could find better funnier people for the massage.

ButI guess we won't know until Monday....

Majic

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 11:32 am Click here to edit this post

If even then, they have a lot to cram into that Monday night show.

Steveinbc

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 12:09 pm Click here to edit this post

Maybe it was Monica!

Puttergirl

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 01:53 pm Click here to edit this post

I though about that myself, thought maybe it was his girlfriend. But then I realized, they didn't know beforehand who would win the thing. They would have had to fly in somebody for everyone.

Nance

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 09:54 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis is the first one that thought of Will...Eddie asked if Will wore cologne...Curtis and Josh both agreed Mega does wear cologne.
I think it would be funny if it was Will/Mega

Luddite

Sunday, August 20, 2000 - 11:46 pm Click here to edit this post

Maybe it was "Mario." He could technically be a masseuse.

Rollerboy

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 05:58 am Click here to edit this post

I think it was just regular masseur. Blindfold was half-hearted attempt to comply with "no outside contact" rule. Mabey Eddie never had massage or was already in bad mood (re quality of massage statement) when he was in RR. Have to be pretty desperate "celeb" to do that. More like some homeless wino from Spring St. (downtown LA). Do you really care?

Zlfd

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 06:25 am Click here to edit this post

Mega wants nothing to do with any of the houseguest's ever again so he say's. It can't be Mega.

Ewing99

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 07:27 am Click here to edit this post

100 Bucks it was Dr. Drew Pinsky!

La33

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 07:41 am Click here to edit this post

I think it was Julie Chen and she's just begun to seek her revenge on these people for ruining her career.

Max

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:06 pm Click here to edit this post

Well, it was indeed Mega and I must admit I laughed my a** off! I can't wait to see Eddie's reaction on Thursday (I'm assuming they'll tell him, otherwise what's the point?). I hope the censor is quick with the beep button! :) With any luck, they'll bring in a TV and show the HGs the tape.

Kudos to BB for coming up with that one!

Bigbrotherryan

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:14 pm Click here to edit this post

Was it just me or was Will beating the hell out of him? Those elbows had to be really painful. If you only knew quote of the week....

Paraphrased: "It couldn't be Mega, he wouldn't have been dancing around like that. It's not his style." -Eddie

Ricmunoz

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:18 pm Click here to edit this post

I agree 100% with Max. It was hilarious and provided a much-needed relief from the boredom that has been looming since Krackpot Karen took her leave. The whole thing was heavenly for me (as it was for anyone who loathes Eddie and CANNOT wait for him to hop his foul butt out of the house).

Max

Monday, August 21, 2000 - 09:22 pm Click here to edit this post

Well, Ricmunoz, I don't loathe Eddie, but I still thought it was hilarious! :) Thanks for agreeing with me on the rest, though! (P.S. I want Jamie to be next to go.)

Zlfd

Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 05:05 am Click here to edit this post

I can't believe that Mega went back to that house I guess he will do anything for money. He was the one who said I don't want anything to do with those people anymore. I guess the thought of getting back at them was to irresitable. I laughed my head off last night.

Nance

Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 08:52 am Click here to edit this post

wtg Gail....next time you have an idea please post it,you were right on it !!!! It was Mega ...best show I have seen thus far, lmao.
Loved what Eddie said"no it couldn't be Will". lol

Pugsrugly

Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 09:03 am Click here to edit this post

Will is a media wh*re and if they called him to come mop the floors he would do it in a NY second just in case a camara might accidentally catch him in action. I forgot how much I hated him till they brought him back, I only wish Eddie would have b*tch slapped him, correction I wish he would have pimp slapped him. (a pimp slap is harder than a b*tch slap right?)

Dulci

Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 09:48 am Click here to edit this post

Does Will actually have any massage training? I mean, does he have a license? My impression was that he just like to give massages [to the ladies].

Werlosrs

Tuesday, August 22, 2000 - 10:02 am Click here to edit this post

Dear BB producers:

You have finally done something right. That was beautiful.

best show yet.