George applies for another TV Show

The ClubHouse: Big Brother 2000: General : George applies for another TV Show

Tukuul

Tuesday, January 16, 2001 - 11:26 am Click here to edit this post

This is the application that George filled out for the new Reality Show, Summer Global Adventure, to be
aired on CBS. I was going to scan it and put it on here, but it is a very large file, and very hard to read.
But I had to share it with all of you, because it is so funny.



Teammate's First Name:
Teresa

Teammate's Last Name:
Boswell

How long have you and our teammate known each other?
A Long Time

How did you meet?
At a strip bar, I was dancing.

What is your current occupation?
Unemployed, after doing a TV show for 3 months.

In which other occupations, if any, have you been employed (please list the last three(3)?
Chickenman on Big Brother, Roofer, Deep Sea Diver.

What is your level of education and what school(s) did you attend?
Just barely finished High School

Name three of our favorite hobbies.
1.) Cross Dressing
2.) Applying for TV shows
2.) Teasing my kids

Not including your current place of residence, in which other cities and/or countries have you lived, and what period
of time?
LA for 3 months

Have you been treated for any serious physical or mental illness(es) within the last three years? If yes, please
describe in detail, citing dates, diagnosis and any on-going problems:
No, but don't talk to Dr. Drew

Please list any allergies you have (medications, food, hay fever, dust, etc.) and your current treatment for them:
Food, can't stop eating.

Have you even been arrested? If so, when, what was the charge(s) and were you convicted?
Nope

List three adjectives that best describe you:
1.) Don't know what adjectives mean
2.)
3.)

What is the accomplishment you are most proud of?
Losing 500,000 on Big Brother

What is your biggest fear of traveling?
Teresa shopping and charging on Visa!

What most excites you about traveling?
The bean burritos you get in coach.

What is you favorite TV show?
The weather show.

What is your favorite movie?
(first word I can not read) rides again.

What is your favorite music to listen to?
Heavy Metal

Describe your perfect day:
When it's sunny.

What is/was the most exciting moment of your life?
Walking out of the Big Brother house in a Toga!

Do you belong to any affiliations or organizations?
No/just a bum.

What are your phobias?
I think I have one in my butt, haven't looked lately!

How do you feel about your family? Are you close?
Everybody got one, yes in an elevator!

What is the biggest disappointment you have experienced from your teammate?
One day she had hairy legs.

How did you resolve it?
She shaved them.

How do you blow off steam?
With a deep breath.

What is your favorite topic of conversation at a dinner party? What topics are off limits?
For a topping I like either strawberries or chocolate. Don't like beans for toppings.

What is you opinion of foreigners?
The band was great. I really liked the song (It feels like the first time)

Are you good at geography?
No failed it.

Are there any locations in the world that you absolutely will not travel to and why?
No send me anywhere.

What famous person reminds you of yourself?
Nobody (maybe James Bond)

What is your primary motivation for being on the show? What is your secondary motivation for being on the show?
Money, Just lost 500,000 on the Big Brother Show.

What type of activities do you like to do with your teammate?
Getting a little personal here.

What is the most memorable time together with your teammate? Why?
When she farted in bed and I had to get an air tank to breath.

What is the worst experience you have had with your teammate? Why?
When she hit me in the head with her shoe! Why, because it hurt!

What are your biggest pet peeves about yourself?
I am perfect.

Have you ever traveled outside he U.S.? If so, to where?
No, usually to broke to go anywhere.

How are you and your teammate most alike?
Both wear the same clothes.

How are you and your teammate most different?
She has bigger boobs.

Do you speak or read any foreign languages? If so, which one(s)?
I speak Jive.

What country and place would you most like to visit and why?
Middle East, my convenience store friend has relatives there.

What part of the world is least interesting to you and why?
Can't say, haven't been anywhere!

Do you get sea, air, or carsick? If yes, please state which.
Yes, after drinking a case of beer.

What sports, hobbies, or special skills do you have?
None

Is there anything else you need or want to tell us?
Nope

Wink

Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 11:44 am Click here to edit this post

Nice job Tuk. Sounds like GuGu doll helped you with some of the answers or you two are fugues of each other.