Kahlua | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:22 am  Julie Chen, where did you're career go? You've become quite the Big Brother 'ho! Some say you are finished That your career's been diminished Because you are hosting this show! * * * * Jamie, you're the last women left We hope you aren't feeling bereft Bet Brit sure is jeal-as You're left with the fell-as You're beguiling of them has been deft! * * * * Lindahntx - sorry, I can't find the original copy of the Adams Family song I did. It doesn't seem to be on the boards anymore, and I made it up on the thread, so don't have it saved anywhere. |
Judy | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:24 am  That's hilarious brock - you need to send it to Thom - the guy that does the "flash movies" (see fun page) he could do a great movie with that one!!! |
Lisat | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:25 am  Bbrock - That was excellent!! LOL! Thank you! |
Judy | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:26 am  OK OK just one more - There once was a doctor named Drew, about relationships he thought he had a clue. But his patients are whacked, some have already cracked, For a CBS paycheck, ain't much he's not willing to do. |
Jonathan | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:44 am  There once was a girl from Seattle for whom "storylines" did nothing but rattle. She thought she couldn't be heard while whining about the turd. She lost the war having won the battle. |
Judy | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:53 am  Jonathan that was mean! I just shot coffee out of my nose. THAT BURNS!!!! |
Pam | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:53 am  Bbrock, that was awesome!! To bad they can't use that as one of the "Big Brother" songs. I especially liked the part that has Edie living next to Richard Hatch!! Brilliant!! |
Judy | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:24 am  I think I found that Addam's family song you were looking for Kahlua - It's under Songs and Parody's - hope this helps- http://www.bomis.com/bigbrother/discus/messages/65/2584.html |
Nance | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:32 am  I just hate to break up the fun...BUT I just heared Jamie say this on the live feeds to the hgs. " wow wouldn't it be cool for George to bawk he's lines of the BB song or better yet have George do the Chicken man repetious part"(sry foget what ya call that,I am laughing so hard) No one said anything except George & Jamie who went into a balking melody...OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Jamie said "Oh the fans would be laughing thier butts off at this" NOT ! |
Kahlua | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:33 am  Judy - Still can't find it! What am I doing wrong? |
Mbliving | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:40 am  Big Brother once a had a plan for guests to be as open as they can Little did they know They were going to be snowed And the show would turn out to be a sham. Wow, pretty bad but it was kind of fun to try. |
Judy | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 10:41 am  Kahlua OK I will try this click by click - but remember I might not have the right thread either Click 1. Big Brother USA 2. General - archives 3. Songs Poems and Lists 4. SONG PARODY - if you don't remember this song, you're too young! |
Somabro | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 11:37 am  Great thread (Bravo Soweird) My offerings: The garden out back is a haven For Chicken Man George mis-behavin' All cameras can see with Eddie McGee that George is a lunatic ravin' ************************** At first there were four in compliance Mom, Dad and the Kids -- Full Compliance Then Karen got X-ed And Britt was the next So much for the Family Alliance ******************************** With Jamie, it's all about "Me" The lip gloss and rouge for TV Won't she be surprised When Nielsens don't rise Cause the Olympics are on NBC ******************************** "Trust Eddie and Curt" from her throat "then with the half million you'll tote" But Josh kept it zipped and in Britt-speak he quipped, "That's not what this show is ABOAT" I know really badddd.. |
Jonathan | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:00 pm  There once was a kid from Manhasset Who's personality had but one facet He's in there to win Not be proper or prim If he get gas he will certainly pass it. |
Puttergirl | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:15 pm  As the person who started this thread, I felt proud to see the response. My heart actually swelled with pride. I was also amazed at how good they were- we have some real talent here!!! CBS should be looking to this board to write their next reality series (and if you do, remember that is puttergirl with a p). My newest addition: Jamie asked- did Ed or Chiquita cut cheese? Will someone answer me, please! Woops, I hope this isn't on TV Are they filming me? The smell is so bad its making me wheeze. Ok, not the greatest, but I like it! Lets keep these up; we are WAY MORE TALENTED than the hgs. |
Glass | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:28 pm  There once was a beauty queen named Jamie, how she won I was never quite sure. Her face always painted, her voice how it grated, and her whining was always quite lamey. |
Gomer | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:43 pm  On the gas thread If Eddie would only try harder he could be a musical farter he could fart anything from ring a ding ding to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata!! Eddie from what I have seen Can fart by eating one bean If he gets real hateful He can eat a whole plateful And blow out the BB's latrine!!!   |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:44 pm  There once was a man named Josh whose buddies called him Slosh When doing a jig and acting the pig On his moves the girls put the Kebosh. |
Russ702 | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:49 pm  There once was a board full of hate. On sane people's nerves it did grate. Their venom did spew, Their IQ's near "2", May they one day meet this same fate. |
Glass | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:50 pm  Four guys and a girl are what's left now, the end is clearly in sight. They all talk of fame, just by playing the game. But the audience just went to sleep, Wow! |
Ocean_Islands | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:58 pm  Why don't the houseguests interact? It's boring, that's just a plain fact -- They won't even talk while hearing George 'bawk' or watching him slowly go 'crack'. |
Puttergirl | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:59 pm  George almost led the big walkout Til Jamie began to think, then pout Now they all will compete Ed's the one to beat Cause thats what Big Brother is all about |
Puttergirl | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:10 pm  Big Brother has proven themselves to be cheap When the hgs ran out of TP, they sure didn't weep If they really do care Their TP they will share Cause if Jamie has to hold it, she'll wet in her sleep |
Puttergirl | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:23 pm  At times I think Big Brother is a cartoon Especially when George acts the buffoon He hasn't a clue You know its true! Right now he's dressing up for a trip to the moon Alright, I think I should have quit with the last one! |
Glass | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 04:19 pm  Puttergirl - You are a true inspiration to us all! Keep up the laughs!  |