Zappre | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:34 pm  Sparky, I can't say that I endorse sitting in "waste". |
Fanofbb | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:35 pm  http://members.tripod.com/~TheHappyHunter/Shit.html Sorry Everyone. I usually dont post alot, but am more of a lurker... Anyway, I found the above link and thought it was funny. maybe I have a sick sense of humor today. Well, to answer the question I am a crusher! I just figured I would post this link here since everyone was talking about tp. I hope this was not posted before, and if I offended anyone, I apologize. |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:37 pm  Fanofbb: I haven't seen that list in a long time. (I think you'd be hard pressed to offend the ones who are keeping this thread going.) |
Stealth | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:37 pm  LOL Sparky! Now u got me imagining what that would look like lmao |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:38 pm  Zappre - "waste not, want not." hmm that didn't come out right |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:39 pm  Stealth - add to your mental picture a safety belt in case of "bumpy rides" |
Jenhavins | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:41 pm  Sparky...thank you for correcting me! I use TP to wipe with! |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:47 pm  Jenhavins - I'm sure all future Jenhavins of the world thank you so they don't follow the misstatement of their leader and try to fold or crush their own hands everytime they potty. [if you can't tell, I'm giddy about tonight's show] |
Jenhavins | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:57 pm  I am too Sparky...Can't wait to get home and get online! I have a 30 minute commute home and am frantic that I will miss something of utmost importance. |
Jenhavins | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 02:59 pm  Thank you for making me laugh today! |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:04 pm  *singing like Carol Burnett:* "I'm so glad we had this time together. Just to have a laugh and sing a song. Seems we just get started...and before you know it... Comes the time to skeedaddle to see Big Brother." |
Rmgreco | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:05 pm  Wow I can't believe how big this thread got!! LOL! I'm an overroller unless I'm in a hurry and not paying attention. I'm SO EXCITED about tonites show I can't stand it!!! I just thought of something, when I am in a public bathroom I crush, because it is too hard to hover and fold at the same time. But at home I am a folder. Any other folders crush when is a public restroom? |
Rmgreco | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:08 pm  Moderators, Thank-you so much for adding the ? , it was bugging me that I forgot it! |
Zelda | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:12 pm  In public restrooms I remove 4-5 squares before I even start to remove enough for myself ... it matters that other people have touched that roll. In a rush because of the squat workout ... I crush...Okay, too much info! |
Rmgreco | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:19 pm  I do that too Zelda! I thought I was the only paranoid one! You never know whats been done to that outer paper! |
Chris | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:21 pm  Rmgreco: Want to drive your friends crazy? Whenever you are at someone's house, REVERSE what ever way they hang their toilet paper. |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:22 pm  Note to self: carry a box of Kleenex to public bathrooms - more sanitary and partially pre-folded. P.S. to self: send Zelda an extra box of Kleenex to make up for all those squares she squanders. Nothing quite as pathetic as a squater's squandered square. |
Zappre | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:23 pm  Rmgreco: Want to drive your friends crazy? Whenever you are at someone's house, STEAL ALL THEIR TP!! |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:24 pm  Chris, so that was YOU who underrolled my toilet paper. Note to self: nail TP to toilet...rolling-thingie. |
Chuck3049 | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:27 pm  Ok, here's my contributution to this way "too much information" thread. I'm a folder if using cheap, store brand toilet paper that in single-ply and really thin. I'm a crusher when I've got the good two-ply stuff. I've was always an overroller (this thread got a run in Ann Landers column about 20 years ago that lasted a couple of years) until I got a cat who likes to stand up on the lid and use the paper roll for a treadmill. I'd come home and find all the TP rolled off and on the floor. That made me into an underroller real fast. She died about 13 years ago though, and I've been back to over rolling ever since (just easier to find the end) |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:28 pm  Zappre - you'll retain the villagers respect if you steel the t.p. and give it to the BB Angels to distribute to the hapless hamsters. Like Robin Hood - steal from the t.p.-horders and give to the t.p.-disabled. |
Rmgreco | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:28 pm  Lol! At Everbody!! This is the best thread yet. It should win an award!!! |
Kearie | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:29 pm  roflmao TOO FUNNY OF A THREAD. I actually use my foot in public restrooms to flush the toilet, and paper towels to open and close the doors. I also carry anti-bacterial gel. When I go pee pee in public I'm PPPP. (Prepared for my Poop/Pee Paranoia) |
Zappre | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:29 pm  Who decided it had to be in a "roll" anyway? What kind of facist conspiracy led to the tyrrany of the roll. See, that's how they pit us against each other. Over vs. under. I say no more. Tonite i'm turning my "roller-thingie" (thanks for the new nomenclature, Sparky) sideways. Who's with me??? |
Sparky | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 03:34 pm  Chuck, thanks for sharing. With all these confessions, we'll sleep easier tonight knowing we've come clean. Or...wiped clean...folded or crushed...from an under/over roller dispenser. Okay now everyone, FLUSH!!!!!!! |