Archive through September 27, 2000

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Digilady

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:07 am Click here to edit this post

ED told BB that the real electric in air would be when show starts, and after the show would be cold as sh1t.

Now CU is whistling into his hand, trying to teach the others. <ed: youch! over the speakers>

ED says he wishes he'd developed skills in the house, he's coming out dumber than when he came in. Others say chess, juggling.

JO says walk through cactus and not feel it - too drunk.

CU: how to sh1t without TP.

CU says throwing a football, croquet. Ed says he's acing pooltime, and CU says now he tans instead of burns.

JO says he envies dumb people now, ED says same thing.
<silence>

JO How to square dance? Pie eat? set up 12,000 dominoes? How to say "F*ck it" when the puzzle does not work?

CU: How to say "F*ck it!" and Ed says he's known that since 12 yrs old.

Frank asked Ed who he'd like to see on outside: Mega and Jordan. Shake their hand grin in their face.. I made it this far, they got banished. They can say what they want.

CU: You think they care?

CU says Cass missed George, hasn't seen him yet.

Digilady

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:09 am Click here to edit this post

CU says they know they must prepare a show! Eddie did not have the authority to make the deal he did.

Ed says they need to leave a note for the morning show to wake them up in an entertaining way.

<ed: posting, can someone take over now?>

Watcher

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:16 am Click here to edit this post

Jamie is lying on the sofa, covered with blue throw, seemingly sleeping

Not sure where Eddie is at the moment

Josh and Curtis are in kitchen sitting at table talking and joking

Eddie comes in now and sits with them

Eddie looks down at stomach and says my Bud's sticking out....hello Bud

He says if I get bounced tomorrow...they'd better be there...I'll need someone to cry on

(some comments from Josh and Curtis that I miss)

Curtis is drinking something from large blue cup

I think there will be electricity in the air tomorrow like when the show starts...it will be intense

then after it will be like holy sh**

Curtis cups hands and blows and emits loud whistling noise

Josh asks how he does that and he is explaining how

They are all now sitting there whistling through hands for a minute (that should wake Jamie up)

Discussing backgammon, checkers, football, ultimate croquet and other things they have learned since they came in

Eddie says I come out dumber than when I went it (or something like that)

Curtis says in funny voice I envy dumb people now

Josh says...how to drink a six pack

Curtis says I do not think you have learned that skill

(all this in funny voices kidding around)

Curtis adds....how to sh** without toilet paper

Josh adds...how to square dance....how to eat pie

Curtis says I would never eat pie like that

Josh says....dominoes

Eddie says something (I don't catch it)

Curtis says...lots of zing....any zing to every zing

Eddie talking about Jordan and Mega I think and how he doesn't give a sh** about what they say or think...the fact of the matter is he is still here (don't think I got this completely right...couldn't understand everything)


Eddie is rapping on table saying "We want a Show, we want a show, we want a show"

Curtis says yes, you must make a show (go to sleep show?)

They say tomorrow they shan't get up...they shan't

Making jokes now talking as if they are Pugita and what she is thinking...things like well, I don't know what to do now, guess I'll just walk around for awhile, guess I can't go inside, the door is closed

Eddie talking about all the beer he drank the other day and how he mixed them all...counting how many of each he drank and the number it did on him

Now talking about the sh**lands...Curtis says Pugita doesn't contribute to the sh**lands anymore

Continued bathroom humor so I will post now

Digilady

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:19 am Click here to edit this post

CU surprised that eggs still stink, will screw up pooltime. He said that the puke messed it up for a long time.

CU says eat garlic, which JO claims burns your *ss.

CU says beer farts occur. Ed says it was because he mixed all the beers. CU says "You had 8 bottles!"

Discussing when Pug wiped her butt on GE, then had a blae of grass hanging out. Then the day she couldn't go, and was banging her butt against things.

CU said it was scary, you nver knew where she would bring it to next.

ED farts. JO waving shirt. Ed says what is fart without stink? CU says you get pride of ownership without offending people. SBDs are worst: no pride and you don't want to own up to it.

JO tells: in class last quarter, guy in front SBDs. Everyone in finals dies.

CU says you cover up though <sniffs air> like someone else did it.

ED says if he's in class with someone he knows he owns up to it - that one was for you

<ed: I'm out>

Watcher

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:31 am Click here to edit this post

Eddie starts singing an AC/DC song...You're About to Rock(?) and says that will be a cool song to hear when I get out

Josh coughs...Curtis asks if it's getting worse

Josh says no..is just all the laughing

BB Lady's voice comes over and says something like HG..Please take a moment from your entertainment to put the battery box back in the RR

Laughter erupts

Eddie says this is my rehearsal...I'm gonna rip a bomb


He makes a lot of comments that I miss and takes it into the RR

Comes back into the kitchen

Curtis says Faboo...crime fighter (in funny voice)

Eddie is doing Chicken George imitation (doing good job with the voice...really funny)

Curtis says he should have known not to mess with the Angel Voice

Eddie says I thought we gave them a good show with the balls...sh** on the windows, the door, sh** everywhere

Eddie in sing song voice...30 minutes to showtime, 30 minutes to showtime...the pressure is on YOU

They seem to be anxiously awaiting the voice that will tell them to go to bed tonight

Talking about Sexy Voice Lady

Josh says it's been so long......say it again...slower, oh yes

Curtis says everyone has a clever name (someone? )just has Frank and they laugh

Talking about how someone passed out on the domino table and makes snoring sounds and talking about dawn barbecue

Watcher

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:37 am Click here to edit this post

(switching to quad cam for a moment)

Jamie is still motionless on the couch..seems to be sound asleep beneath the blue throw

Two cams on Jamie..one closeup and one wide angle shot of couches

Other two cams on kitchen where all the others are

(switching back to guys)

Pugrules

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:45 am Click here to edit this post

BB asks them to take a break from planning the entertainment and bring the batteries back to the redroom. Eddie throws box across floor and yells about somebody putting junk in it.

Curtis and Josh don't think they can plan entertainment.....might be against union rules, and they aren't even paid minimum wage.

Eddie talking about having a hangover Thursday. If they get a challenge they can't do it.

Discussing how they have cool names for all of the redroom staff.....and then there is Frank.

They are looking at masks. Curtis doesn't think Britt's looks like hers at all. Cassandra is cool. Karen is the scariest one in there. Jordan's just looks like a pretty girl....

Mispronouncing Sabatwah again..

Waiting for show time...
Ed: come on Mrs. S. This is our only f**ing entertainment. We are incapable of making show, work with us. We have been making show all day long....


Ed: chicken George, need a job.

Eddie laughing about Josh's face when bat went over the wall, Curtis couldn't see his face.

Watcher

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:51 am Click here to edit this post

Eddie says one minute til show

Curtis says yeahhhhh

Guys sitting around whistling through hands, making jokes and laughing

Eddie starts whistling a tune

Curtis looking up at masks...says he doesn't think Brit's looks like her

Someone says Karen's is scary

Eddie says Jordan's look like her

Curtis says he thinks Jordan's looks like the face of a pretty girl, but doesn't look like Jordan

They all laugh and Josh says you had better reword that

Eddie says he likes Cassandra's

Curtis turns to look at clock and says 17 minutes til showtime (I must have misunderstood Eddie earlier)

Eddie says come on you gotta work with us, Mrs S...you are our only entertainment..we live and breathe for you (some other things I can't understand)

Talking again about the food batting tonight

Eddie says he actually thought about batting a can of tuna, but was afraid he would kill somebody

Eddie f*rting

Laughter

Curtis says it almost sounded like it came out of 2 different a**es

They all start giggling about something

Eddie says you d**kheads...you a**holes

Curtis says (in funny voice) rather be called a**hole than d**khead

Eddie says 10 minutes til show

Says we just pi**ed away one hour waiting for 30 second skit

T.V. will be great when we get out...even commercials...you are sooo funny

Curtis asks if we should let Pugita in

Josh says she's grounded

Curtis says that's true...she DID p** on our carpet

Grounded until end of show

Curtis wonders what they were actually doing inside house today...preparing for tomorrow's show?

Eddie says he thinks they were fixing camera in boy's room

Teemo

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 01:08 am Click here to edit this post

BB voice says "Lights, camera, action."

Ed: I've been trying to make a show here, I'm getting no cooperation.

Cu: That was not worthy of me going to bed.

BB: Bedtime

Discussion that they don't know what time it is, so they're not going.

They all head to the bathroom area to get ready for bed, complaining they didn't get a "show" from BB tonight

Cu: I think it is because you (Ed) promised a show tonight. It was not very fabu.

The boys all brushing teeth. Jamie doing something in the cubicle.

Pugrules

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 01:19 am Click here to edit this post

Still talking about their lack of entertainment.

Eddie thinks TV is going to be so great after this. Even commercials will be hilarious.

Curtis is glad now that they didn't dig up the whole garden. Sustenance and entertainment, all in one.

CU: Should we let the Pugita in?
Josh said something, couldn't hear
Cu: This is true, she did pee on our carpet. She's grounded, she cannot hear the show.

Eddie mentions alph-numeric pager.
Eddie says there is 7 minutes, so Curtis is going to pee. Laughs about Curtis being like a camel.

4 minutes...Eddie says to gear up. Guys are now playing tunes with their mouth and hands...Now they are starting rhythmic clapping, "show time! show time!" The whole staff will have to be involved today. Even Bob.

Jamie now awake and joining the guys. Asks about show. They tell her they have already put on the show. Eddie tells her she has to be quiet.

One minute....Eddie whispering....HG go to bed. No, we aren't going to bed! Tell us to go to bed!
Shows how they have evolved.

They think the potato clock was set 5 minutes fast...Curtis asks for rationale behind that....Josh doesn't know, he didn't do it.

Eddie yells at Josh to stop chewing so loud, it will f** up the show. Throw that in the trash! (gum)Conditions must be perfect. We should get our own rooms.

Discussing tomato stains on shirts.
Cu: Nothing stays clean in this d** place.

Jamie looks like she is in a daze. The guys keep checking the clock.


BB lady voice:Lights, camera, action!

Eddie says she is waiting for their show.
Ed: we have been f** for a half hour you guys! We had a pre-show. I have been trying to get a show together for youse guys, am not getting any cooperation here. Got sleepy-head, shirtless boy and Curtis head.

If we sit here long enough they will have to tell us to go to bed.

Cu: They have not earned the right to see us go to bed.

BB: Bed time
Ed: F* Knew that was coming.

Cu: How do we know that is the right time?
Jo: we don't! I am the sabateur! they told me to do it!
Josh gets up to let Pugita in.
Cu: Don't let them break you! Sit down!

They wonder if Pugita is mad at them, probably not, she is a canine, can't remember. She is just glad to be in the house. Curtis, however, is human and remembers she peed on the carpet.

Josh walks Pugita back to girls room. Curtis stands in hall as Josh apparently tries to get her to jump onto bed.... "C'mon, Pugita. It might help if she is on the right side. Oh, she's dumb"

Eddie thought she would put more effort into it. (Mrs. S) They put a show on 24 hrs a day, 7 days a wk, for 3 months.
All 4 HG are in bathroom brushing teeth. OOps, except Jamie, she is rustling around in a cubicle.

Pugita comes out of bedroom and joins them in the bath area.

Jamie hugs the 3 guys and heads for her room.
Cu: See you in the morning (to Jamie). Night Pugita.

Curtis says his contact lens is stuck in his eye. We get a close up on the pore-cam while he retrieves it.

Eddie leaves bath area, says "goodnight Mrs S". Goes into guys room....JOsh is sitting on his head. "Don't need to be a d** a**. Need to pack this stuff tomorrow."

Eddie sits down on his bed and starts reading a book. Josh gets into bed.

Curtis enters room and gets ready for bed. Josh coughing loudly.

Eddie closes book, mentions you can start a fire with steel wool and something. Curtis turns the light out.

Good night Slackers
Good night Fabu
Good night Infinity
Good night Fabu

Watcher

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 01:19 am Click here to edit this post

Boys being silly...clapping hands..calling showtime, showtime, showtime

They're in there fu**ing yelling, Get Up

The staying power of the goodnite show

Jamie wakes up and comes into the kitchen and sits beside Josh

Eddie says you can't hear the show you have to plug your ears

Says you have to participate

All sitting around expectantly and laughing

Whispering Josh go to bed, Josh go to bed

They deMAND to go to bed...they demand to be woken up

Josh says he thinks clock is 5 minutes slow

They discuss the rationale of the time on the clock

Curtis whistles

Eddie says, shut up, you will ruin the show....the show must be perfect

Eddie looks down at shirt and says he has no stains on this shirt...he likes this shirt

Jamie sits quietly, looking sleepy

One minute, Curtis whispers

BB Lady's Voice comes over and says, Lights Camera, Action

Eddie says, come on we been waiting half hour for you guys..work with us here...you know we are unprepared like for a pop quiz

Thinking about jumping on table and dancing

Curtis says that was not deserving of us going to bed

BB voice is not saying anything else

HG are disappointed that they waited up all this time and did not get a show

Curtis says infunny voice they have NOT earned the right for us to go to bed

BB voice comes over and says "It's Bedtime"

Eddie says I knew they would say that

Much laughter

How do we KNOW that is the right time?

Eddie lets Pugita inside...stoops down and pets her..says look, she is pi**ed

Curtis says like I haven't forgotten she has p**d on our floor

Josh (I think) says she is a canine, I am a human

Eddie says look at us man, look how easy we go to bed

Curtis says he was hoping she would put a little more effort into this show

Eddie says it serves us right

Curtis says he thinks we would have gotten a show if you hadn't promised a show

All guys are in bathroom now brushing teeth and making grunting noises

Jamie comes in and looks for something in cubicle

Eddie says something to her and she responds back, smiling

Cam is zooming around from one to the other

Eddie f*rts .... Jamie says Edddieee

Josh says that was a juicy one

It had your name on it, Jamie, Eddie says

It did? she asked

All go about finishing nightly ritual

Jamie goes into GR and lays down with Pugita

Pugita starts barking a few minutes later

Jamie says how you doing girl? (soothing voice) Are you barking at Bob?

Lights are out in BR now

Eddie calls out, goodnite you slackers

(I'm off to bed now, too) (goodnite)

Samplecd

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 05:54 am Click here to edit this post

Since no one has posted in almost 4 hrs. Everyone is in their beds asleep.

Lynnseamonkey

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 07:07 am Click here to edit this post

All stil snug in their beds (visions of flying fruits, veggies, cereal, breads dance in their heads :))

A few snores; Josh turns over, groans.

Cyndim

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 07:46 am Click here to edit this post

(Newbie Posting!)

Feed 1: Cave: All asleep.

Feed 2: Cave: All asleep.

Feed 3: GR: Jamie in Lovebed, alseep.

Feed 4: GR: Jamie in Lovebed, asleep. (Ed: Think I see Pugita's tail too.)

Control Room: All is quiet.

(Ed: Dunno if my sound isn't working well, or if everyone is just really quiet this am)

Lynnseamonkey

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 07:50 am Click here to edit this post

Checking back in after several system crashes.. HG deep in dreamland. Some snoring. Again, Josh seems to be the only restless one. Louder snoring, presumably Curtis.

Supee

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 08:42 am Click here to edit this post

feed 1,2,3,&4: shhh... they're still sleeping!

feed 5: some very bored folks in the control room

feed 6: chickens bawking

Metalbear

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 08:46 am Click here to edit this post

Eddie looks like his awake and looking at the ceiling.

Metalbear

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 08:49 am Click here to edit this post

yep he's awake...looking under covers...sighes loudly...a woody maybe?

Metalbear

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 08:56 am Click here to edit this post

haha..Eddie lets out loud fart and rolls over

looks like he's is trying to go back to sleep.

close up of eddie

looks at snoring Curtis

(ed. darn I have to go just as eddie sits up to get up try to post later.)

Looks like eddie is fixing his woody under the sheets.

Bbwatch

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 09:22 am Click here to edit this post

BB announced wakeup call...then AOL signed me off.
Connected again to see:
Feed 1: Mirror cam on Josh brushing teeth
Feed 2: Bathroom cam on Josh brushing teeth
Feeds 3 and 4 on outside...Eddie feeding chickens.
Curtis comes out of w/c, talking to Eddie.
Feed 1 Mirror cam now on Curtis.
No sign of Jamie yet...she may still be in the bed. Also, no sign of pug.
Chickens have been let out of pen, closeup of camera on two of them. Eddie is in the pen feeding them.
Flush from w/c...Josh comes out.
Net congestion...refreshing...
Eddie lets out three big belches and says "Excuse me" after each one.
Josh is now outside talking to Eddie. Mainly about last night and asking what time it was.

Gibb

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 09:29 am Click here to edit this post

Curtis in bathroom, washing up, putting in contacts.

Eddie taking care of chickens, Josh cleaning pool.
They sing a few lines of "All Day and All of the Night".

Eddie complains that he didn't sleep well, says Josh woke him up asking what time it was, calls him a d**k.

Curtis now shaving.

Jo: Are you going in? Would you grab the chlorine for me.

Ed: There isn't any more.

Jo: There should be like 2 more bottles behind the (?)

Ed: Oh, I got um.

Chicken(s) on the loose in yard. Earlier Eddie told them not to eat grass.

Ed: Bawk ba bawk (* 4).

Josh putting chlorine in pool.

Ed: Bawking some more. Sh*t. Went to throw the (?) for the chicken feed, threw it on the roof. That was funny last night when you threw the thing on the roof.

Jo: Funnier than George?

Ed: Oh yeah, that was f**king funny last night. Only Curtis and Jamie could see the expression on you face!

Curtis just came out.

Will continue...

Bbwatch

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 09:33 am Click here to edit this post

Still no sign of Jamie or pug. Feed 3 does occasionally show a chicken, though.
Feeds 1 and 2 are still in bathroom. Oops...Feed one just switched to chicken cam...Feed 2 is still in bathroom, can see curtis standing in shower, clothes on. He gets out and goes to the mirror, messes with his hair, then does something at shelves in bathroom. Josh clucking, chickens clucking back. Lots of clucking now.
Curtis in bathroom on mirror cam part of the time on feed 1. Bedrooms aren't on feeds, so I can't tell where Jamie is(possibly still asleep with pug??).
Eddie says it was funny last night when he threw the f***ing thing over the roof. Laughing about it. Says f***ing George rocked.
Curtis now in kitchen. Goes outside. Now feed switches to bedroom where we see Jamie still in bed.
"Look at these stupid f***ers stepping on each other." Eddie talking about chickens. Some are picking at another's head. Can't be healthy, he says.
Curtis not on feeds now. Eddie is on Feed 3 and the overview of the yard is on feed 4. Girl's bedroom is on Feeds 1 and 2.
Posting while hg are getting ready for the day...

Gibb

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 09:36 am Click here to edit this post

Ed: Look at these chickens the pecking on that one dudes head. That cannot be healthy. Chickens got a f**ked up manner.

Jamie stirred for a moment in love bed, now sleeping again.

Ed: singing and burping while loud jet goes over.

Curtis and Josh in kitchen.

Cu: I can do these while you get ready. (washing dishes)

Jo: Get ready? Like for the day? I'm already ready for the day.

Chickens bawking.
Ed: Shut up!

Jo: Eddie said I talkedin my sleep last night, said I said "what time is it!" "what time is it!". Then I went "ha ha ha" (in sinister voice).

Ed: (comes in) Did you change your batteries?

Jo & Cu: Yea, I changed mine.

Jamie just got up - is taking Pugita out.

Will continue...

Bbwatch

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 09:40 am Click here to edit this post

All feeds switch inside. Curtis cooking breakfast. Eddie starts singing.
Feeds 3 and 4 switch to girls bedroom. Jamie is now awake. She comes out of bedroom carrying dog. Puts her outside, then comes back in. She goes to w/c. Curtis comes in w/c, grunts while camera gives us a shot of mirror. Goes back to bathroom and Curtis gives Jamie her batteries. Jamie kneels down to put on makeup with her mirror.
Switching feeds...
Feed 1. Eddie singing in kitchen while washing dishes. Josh helping by drying them. Talking about a song.

Gibb

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 09:53 am Click here to edit this post

(got a call, missed some stuff)

Cu: Is it Julie Chin or Julie Chen (all laugh)

Eddie has a spider bite, if he scratches it it bleeds.

Eddie farts, but no smell.

Jo: Defective fart!

Ed: This f**king job sucks (washing dishes).

Jo: How long you been washing dishes now?

Ed: Shut the f**k up.

Jamie in bathroom putting on makeup in floor mirror. Good closeup camera work.

Ed: I love standing around in my boxers (?) in the morning.

Jo: Geez I can't work with this guy (about Ed), no dexterity.

Ed: Look son it's not a (?) it's just a plate, clean it and be done with it. 9 months bro.

Cu: How long has it been, about infinity.

Ed: Mr. Winky thinks so. (all laugh)

Ed: I think I heard a human sucks in about 9 spiders a year while they sleep.
Cu: Really? that seems like a lot.

Ed: Spider fest, logfish, ho ho ho. Protein enhanced logfish.

Ed: (screaming) Cameras quit following me. Quit following me, I'm gonna get banished. Making fun of Jordan.

Ja: She was sitting on the bunk one night yelling at the cameras and sh*t. (can't believe Ja said sh*t) That wouldn't be on the show.

Ed: For sure that would be on the show, that's the kind of sh*t they're after.

Ed: (more at cameras) Don't look at me, stop following me f**kers!

Gotta take a break. out.