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Jaybear810

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 11:56 pm Click here to edit this post

Well I tried to find this in the live feeds and couldn't so I can only describe it from my poor recollection from last night's program (Aug 30 broadcast). Eddie is standing in BR and says something like "Hello Bed, it's me, looks like I'll be sleeping uncomfortably in you for another week" and continues for a couple mins with a monologue about the bed or something! hehehe it was funnier than it sounds.

Markisimo

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 04:46 am Click here to edit this post

(copied from a posting by Max in the live feeds transcripts archives)

They talk about how the bed broke when George and Brit were jumping on it earlier. Someone (I think Brit) said George would go down in history as the first person to break a bed on the US BB!

Eddie said, "I've seen bridges in Brooklyn that couldn't have withstood that!" Everyone laughed.

Brutus

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 05:29 am Click here to edit this post

Last night after volleyball game he and Josh in kitchen Eddie says when he gets out he is "going to be a motivational speaker for hobos"

Dee

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 06:09 am Click here to edit this post

This is to add to post by JujuBean:

Eddie lotioning his leg before bed:

See, one of the advantages to having only one leg is, you don't use as much lotion! One leg, less lotion. See, it all works out!"

Feedmealine

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 09:21 am Click here to edit this post

I sometimes do the live feeds and Eddie is my fav! He keeps me laughing so much I usually miss something someone else is saying!

Everything he says is so original and is quotable...he should write a book or become a <g> one legged stand up comic! LOL
With his views on disability, (comeing from someone who knows this life), he gives us all hope that someday steriotypes will be banished!

If everyone had his attitude about life in general and how to handle adversity we'd all be much better off....even with the schmut talk!

I admire him greatly for his stamina and overcoming every challange that he faces. He is amazing.

I loved the part after banishment night when he was in his room talking to his bed.
He said "Well bed, looks like we'll be spending some more time together. I'll try to make you look nice, keep ya all neat and stuff...and you give me a break and give me some good rest.
And you walls...i'll try to be nice to you and not do so many tacks this time. Okay...glad we got that all cleared up"

LOL...only Eddie could talk to objects and make them come to life!

Love ya Eddie! Keep it up! You're the only good thing left of the show!

Sparky

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 12:19 pm Click here to edit this post

Live feed posting from Friday, Sept. 1:

Eddie was out watering the lawn and BB told him to stop. Eddie says "great, the only job I do around here and BB smokes my a## for it."

Zelda

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 12:37 pm Click here to edit this post

Talking about cleaning up the puzzle -- feeding it to the dog. Curtis: "Yeah, then she'll have to go to the vet." Ed: "Fine take her. Leave her a$$. When they try to bring her back, say Pugita who? Don't know her, sorry."

Eddie doesn't even have to speak to say a lot:
Goerge dressing up in Toga with make up...
curt looking on, ed comes back and has the most disgusted look on his face i've ever seen...says nothing and turns, walks away

Zelda

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 01:55 pm Click here to edit this post

Snave's live feed...

Eddie suggests the next challenge be that everyone has to be handicapped for a week.

Curtismaximus

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:23 pm Click here to edit this post

when BB screwed them over by saying that the HGs crossed out toothpaste on the grocery list.

"tell 'em i'll brush my teeth with chiquita's s**t before i use toothpaste."

Snave

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:29 pm Click here to edit this post

Seven Classic Eddie Quotes

Cassandra comes in and asks if anyone needs ice.

Eddie replies "I need you, baby."

"Edward," Cassandra scolds.

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Eddie pours something hot, and the steam rises up over his hand and arm.

"Yeah," he says conversationally to nobody in particular. "That's hot. That burns."

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Eddie makes a strange noise and people turn to him. He has just taken a swig out of a carton of milk sitting on the fridge.

"It's been sittin' on top a the fridge all night. It was warm and there was some chunks and sh*t on the bottom. So I pounded it back anyway an' almost puked."

Everyone agrees that's yucky.

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Curtis asks if anyone wants that last piece of bread. Eddie says "I'll watch. I had three pieces of bread before. And some warm milk." Snickers.

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Eddie is boiling water.

"C'mon y'bastahd--BOIL!"

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He says that Mrs. S from the red room told him he talks to his pictures.

He says he thinks she's just f*ckin with him, playing mindgames. He imitates himself talking to a picture of Monica.

"Oh yeah, baby. We had a challenge today--really sucked baby, how are you, etc., etc."

He goes on "Maybe I'm crackin' up in here. I'd feel better if they called me in and told me they seen me crankin' off to one a them pictures." And makes appropriate noises.

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Eddie says the RR thinks they're losers. He rephrases: "Well, nine losers and one wealthy loser."

Eddiesgal

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:36 pm Click here to edit this post

I personally thank everyone for their insights to Eddie's personality. He is a wonderful man! And definitely deserves the $500,000!

Zelda

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 04:30 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis unpacking groceries.

Geo: Premium ground beef $3.29 lb, back home it's $1something lb.
Eddie: Wisconsin has cows. L.A. has people.

Zelda

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 06:50 pm Click here to edit this post

I feel like the Eddie Quote Stalker!

Eddie get a fills up his cup with water. George's ass gets a little too close to his cup.
Ed-"'Scuse me sir, could you get your ass off my cup?!"
Ed goes and shows Cass that there is ass on his cup now.

George: Cassandra what would you think about an ice cold Coca-cola?
Cassandra: I don't want to think about coca cola, George.
Eddie: George, what would you think about an ice cold beer!?
George: Ohhhhhhh Eddie!
Eddie: Alright, then. Don't go there!

Ed-"Cassandra, I'm almost done grating this cheese"
Cass- "And?"
Ed "It came out perfect as usual"

Cammie

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 06:50 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie to George:

Excuse me Sir, could you get your @ss out of my eggs?

Caffinebuzz

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 07:19 pm Click here to edit this post

"Could someone please smack me with a bat?"

Zelda

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 10:49 pm Click here to edit this post

ed: what are you thinking about Jamie?
Ja not much
ED; why do I find that hard to believe?

Ca:the insulation in the oven mitts is totally gone.. buring myself all over the place
e: this is the BB house.. looking out for your Safety!

ca:plasticware is not the way to go.. hope next season they give them real dinnerware.
Ed; hope we're entertaining enough that there is a next season.
Ca; Someone she talked to before the show said they were already working on
E: we could be known as the cast that totally ^&*(&*

Eddie: I think I'll just boil a lot of water tomorrow and pour it into a big red bucket with a bunch of other buckets. That sounds like fun to me!

Dukensuki

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 11:54 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie told Cass some joke about impregnating the toothpaste or something.
She laughed. Then he looked into the mirror (at the camera) and said, "see that is how you do it"
He is so cool!!!

Markisimo

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 01:15 am Click here to edit this post

(copied from one of the earliest live feed transcripts, a post by KBB)

You missed a hilarious scene earlier...most were out in the yard still drinking between 6-7 am their time. Singing drunken songs (I've got friends in low places) and such. Suddenly one of them noticed Eddie was peeing in the yard. Camera close-up shows the pee coming out of empty leg of shorts. Eddie just standing there grinning. Karen freaked "that is SO wrong" and then worried about him contaminating the house and that he should be banished!

Markisimo

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 02:12 am Click here to edit this post

(here's some from the old live feeds section)

(copied from a post by Jana)

ed comes in the room with them....he is peeved that josh is allowed to sleep in the room and ed had to sleep outside....ed is "pissed" at BB...josh says he havent even gotten out of bed yet....ed knows it is because brit and josh can cuddle on cam.....ed says he is going to lay in bed and pull is ba1*s out and jack....em, naughty....ed is griping and dropping the f bomb alot ...he says he should make cassandra come in and cuddle with him so that he would be allowed to sleep, that BB wont even let ed lay on the couches....

(copied from a post by LyricWriter)

FUNNY MOMENT ... Josh and Britt were saying they were in trouble because everybody came in and found them and they didn't know what the big deal was because all they've done is hug and she hugs Eddie all the time. And Eddie said, "Yeah, but we're usually standing up and it's in the light and there are no covers involved."

(copied from a post by Jana)

brit wonders why noone used to care about them cuddling and now they do...ed is moaning like "poor baby"....brit wants ed to protect her from the ridicule, he says "no way!" after she was just givin him flak about Jaimie...ed wants Jamie to paint some stuff on his eyelids, so it looks like they are open when he is sleeping....something about an Aerosmith video where they did that....

Lafatme

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 02:13 pm Click here to edit this post

eddie doing chores in the yard, george says "hey eddie, can i give you a hand"?

eddie: "no, but i could use a LEG"

thanks all, this is the first laugh i've had over BB since brit left.

Zelda

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 02:55 pm Click here to edit this post

HGs get their weekly challeng...train the Puglet


Jo: Maybe she's already pre-trained.
Ed: Dude, this is Chiquita we're talking about.

BB reminds them to read the manuals before attempting to have Chiquita do anything.
Ed: What manual? This dog didn't come with any manual, she's broke.

Ccc

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 03:57 pm Click here to edit this post

Sorry, Zelda, but I think that last Eddie quote is not Eddie's original.

Yesterday, live feeds:
He and Curtis laugh and start listing things wrong with the dog and laughing.
Curtis finally announces, "Our Pug is BROKEN!"

Noslonna

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 04:35 pm Click here to edit this post

Sat. Aug 2 - 4:30 pm BB time
George asks other hg in kitchen ... "why would someone want to poison us?"
Eddie replies..."someone's trying to get us out of the f*****g house...in a body bag if they have to..."

Zelda

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 04:49 pm Click here to edit this post

Hi Ccc!
I think I remeber that too but the manual they were talking about today was the new one they got for the weekly challenge... to train the puglet.
So it was Eddie I am sure just repeating it but I thought the convo was humorus!

Majic

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 07:58 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie when he sees George in the pink bra:
"PLease tell me that you stuffed those and they're not your natural titties"