Funkmama | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 03:31 am  From a while back, but still my absolute favorite: Wednesday, August 30, 2000 (getting ready for live show on the day of the six-way nomination) 3:35 - In the cave, Eddie finishes making his bed, then sits down and sighs. Looks down at his shorts. Ed: "Oh, there's a nut; can't have that on TV."
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Flint | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 05:19 am  I saw the Sat night episode last night, and Eddie talking to the camera, taunting it a bit was funny. I know some of it has already been mentioned but what cracked me up was when he started castigating the camera for turning away; "You don't f'ing turn away when I am talking to you." And the camera panned back to him pretty quickly. Damn that was funny. That is just ... My 2 cents.  |
Snave | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 12:29 pm  Curtis reports, after coming home from the emmys, that everybody knows everything about them. Eddie yells, "I like to have sex with midgets!" |
Zelda | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 07:53 pm  9/11 Live Feeds Ge: 18 days left. Ed: 19 man. 18 tomorrow. Cu: (britspeak) I can count it on my fingers & toes. Ed: I can't. I gotta wait until 15 left. (Ed laughs) |
Jujubean | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:29 am  Eddie on the feeds just now...LOL Got up to turn the light out and went to bed then turned to the camera and said "You know what you guys need in here? The Clapper. Not the clap you smart a@@@@. The Clapper." (Then he claps his hands twice) Clap on, clap off, clap on, clap off-The Clapper! |
Feedmealine | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:32 am  Croquet in yard. George asking where is the dog poop area? Eddie says anywhere your standing! Later George talking about digging up the garden. Asks Curtis if it's okay with him. Curtis says yah, so then gleefully George says tomorrow I go gardening! Eddie shoots back..."No tomorrow you go diggin up sh*t! |
Chixdigeddie | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 11:58 am  tuesday morning he and josh are awakened by BB,curtis in room too: ed's tired of the camera in boysroom always being focused at him..says to camera.."yeah i got a hardon wanna see it"......then later when the- you know who doesn't quit banner flew...they all asked if anyone knew who rick and bubba were..no one claimed they did(might have admitted it later but if he did i missed it)..but a little later eddie by himself outside sitting at table quietly says.."thanks rick & bubba"..(then in his best george bush voice)"not gonna do it..not gonna quit".....thank goodness eddie is back in full gear.. |
Snave | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 02:42 pm  Two funny Eddie moments close together: Plane from Jamie's parents goes by. Curtis says "I wish *my* parents would send me a plane". "Ah shaddup," says Eddie. "You got to go to the f*ckin' Emmys." They laugh. Eddie says his father just calls him "a**hole", and he doubts they'd put that on a banner |
Rwsbetter | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 03:17 pm  Live feeds 2:00 p.m.: 'Eddie says last night he was dreaming about Monica, and that he "woke up with a huge h*rd-on. But then Hollywood comes into the room, and it went (he whistles downward spiral)." ' P.S. this thread should probably have an NC-17 rating in the headline. |
Max | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:30 pm  They are all playing a game tonight. Eddie's chair broke. Apparently, it's the second one he broke tonight. He picked it up, turned it over, and moved the broken leg around until it came off. Then he said, "I needed a leg."
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Jujubean | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:58 pm  Eddie breaks 2 other chairs after that. He takes them outside to the yard and as he is talking to the camera as usual says "Here, have a seat." |
Casper | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 04:58 am  This probably has been said but saturday when they had the BIG meeting with george Eddie said "I don't even know youz people." For all I know one of youz coulda murdered someone". Eddie---you don't know how true that is. |
Rich | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 10:10 pm  After the live show tonight, Eddie was outside chatting, singing and carrying-on. At one point he was singing "You're a mean one, Mrs. S" to the tune of the song from "How the Grinch stole Christmas. Twisted sense of humour; our boy Eddie. |
Snave | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:58 pm  Curtis starts to explain what it takes to be good at juggling, and promptly drops a ball. Eddie says "If you drop one, just whip out yer foot an' kick that motherf*cker up onto the roof. That way, it never hits the ground." |
Tatianna | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 12:27 am  Just heard this on the live feeds... Eddie was going to hunt something down to eat. Curtis suggested the Rice Chrispies. Eddie's reply?- "No Thanks, I am trying to cut down on my intake of birdsh*t" Classic Eddie |
Zelda | Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 12:51 pm  As I was yelling and throwing goodies over the fence to the HGs last night... Eddie being Eddie was saying that we (the BB Angels) had nothing better to do on a Saturday night ... That's alright, I still love you Eddie! I also didn't want to let this thread drop |
Gail | Sunday, September 17, 2000 - 07:13 pm  A good Eddie Quote? NO, I don't have one right now but give me a while. In the meantime, if you want to look up a good Eddie Quote, come over here to the new General - Favorites area where Eddie's quotes will remain all the time. |
Enbwife | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 09:38 am  I laughed so hard when Jamie set up the HB sign for her brother, and Pugita got into the box of rice crispies and were eating them after eating chicken poop. Curtis and Eddie started teasing Jamie after she said the pug "barely" opened the cereal. Ed yelled out "barely...barely...there's no such thing as barely - you can eat it if you want but I'm not touching it after Shitface had her mouth in there". They were both laughing so hard at Jamie, she was forced inside Classic! |
Caged | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 08:31 pm  When they were throwing candy over the wall, Eddie yells..."Yo, why don't you throw some beer over!" |
Snave | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:43 am  George: "I always thought it was cool that being a weatherman is the one job you could have where you could lie every day and still not get fired." Eddie: "Or you could work for Big Brother." |
Snave | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 11:24 am  from a live feed transcription by Spectator: Jamie's pancakes are really small. Like only 3 or 4 inches in diameter. Geo didn't like the wheat flour pancakes that Cass made Eddie "IHOP, that's all I gotta say. I Hop, get it? It's a joke" |
Rmgreco | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 02:47 pm  He said earlier on the live feeds today that Karma could kiss his a$$! Cracked me up! |
Snave | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 03:28 pm  George is getting his hair dyed by Jamie. It's all covered with whitish foam. "Nice hair," Eddie drawls. "Thanks, Eddie!" says George. "It looks like jism." Laughter from all th HGs. |
Soweird | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 09:24 pm  Pugita ("The Queen of Brunei") is inexplicably avoiding one specific area of the backyard. Curt: "What is wrong with our Pug? I don't understand her." Ed: "I don't think her own people of Brunei understand her." |
_Willow | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 10:40 pm  From Anon on Joker's live feeds: Eddie wandered out of BBR and through LR. As he passed the TV he said "How did this TV get here? Osmosis?" |