Suziebird7 | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 09:15 pm  Thanks to Dulci for this one (from different thread): Today, during lunch clean up: George - "I think I'll dig the garden up after lunch." Curtis - [in an aside to Cass] "I guess the entertainment value outweighs any sustenance at this point." |
Frome2u | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 10:47 pm  Thanks to Spectator from Live Feeds tonight: Eddie's chair just *totally* busted right underneath him! George tells him to keep the slatted back of it cause he's gonna use it for a ladder. Curtis asks him in Britspeak, "And what 4-ft.-tall thing do you need to climb on?" :-) |
Suziebird7 | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 12:07 pm  George showed off his pink hat for his space man outfit and asked Curtis: "Do you think it's too much?" Curtis replied: "If it was too much it would have been too much a looong time ago!" I love the wit of Curtis! Please keep up this thread! |
Duckie | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:37 pm  I just found this thread! Good job everyone! Curtis on the red carpet: host: so they're gonna put you in a limo and send you back to the house after the show? Curtis: yes and the limo will turn into a pumpkin at midnight. |
Duckie | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:43 pm  The following was posted by Hopeless on a different thread: The night of the whole "do a guy" fiasco, Josh was at the sink complaining that the world was going to think he was drunk and gay. Curtis, deadpan, says "No one will think you're a drunk, Josh." It took a second for everyone in the kitchen to get the joke, but I couldn't stop laughing! It was a great example of Curtis' sarcastic wit, which I love so much! |
Brotherfalco | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 01:59 pm  This is a great thread. Here is my contribution (said just now on the live feed): Cass: Is there any news on the TP front? Curtis: TP? Cass: Toilet paper. Curtis laughs and says: Oh I thought, "Oh, is George bulding one of those too?" |
Frome2u | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:43 pm  From Karen's Live Feed just now: ca: I'm sorry no one can come outside.. out front (when she leaves) Jo: yeah.. bummer. Neat to see other people.. ca: and also to see our families haven't disowned us CU; that's a huge plus. Alright I have someplace to go Thanksgiving and Christmas |
Karen | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:46 pm  here's another one... they are discussing what they are going to do because they have no toilet paper... Curtis: If we don't get some Toilet Paper, we're gonna be in deep $hit. |
Frome2u | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 03:52 pm  More from the toilet paper discussion, and Karen's Live Feeds: CU; i thought the first thing I'd want when I get out was a massage.. now it is an enema. |
Bbrock | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 03:54 pm  Karen just posted on the live feed updates: Guys discussing pooping habits.. Curtis says he can wait until tomorrow.. Jamie says she can wait 2 days... Curtis: i thought the first thing I'd want when I get out was a massage.. now it is an enema. {Ed; mental note to self, never read Curtism while drinking anything} |
Carm | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 06:04 pm  From the Official Site: [Curtis] mocked the voice of Big Brother. "The Red Room is the place where you can express your innermost thoughts," he said, and paused for dramatic affect. "We just may not be listening to them!" |
Homer | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 06:49 pm  From the live feeds transcribed: They laugh and crack jokes aimed at BB about giving them tp. BB comes back on and says, "Seriously, we don't want anyone to get hurt." More jokes by Curtis and Josh: "but you don't mind us having itchy bums" ... etc. George said "Josh is getting a rash." Josh tells him not to start any rumours like that and Curtis quips, "How would you know that anyway George?" |
Singblueeyes | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 11:31 pm  After Josh expressed the wish to have a sofy, comfy carpet to lay down on, Curtis said, "I used to lay on this carpet....but that was in the pre-pugita days..." |
Room_101 | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:39 am  Josh and Curtis is joking around about the Banner that George wrote. As usual, jaiME is lurkin.. Curtis imitates Julie Chen.. "George, please read off the banner." "Eat $hit and Die!" LOL |
Joynow98 | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:43 am  To add to your post, Room101, Josh said it couldn't have any profanity in it, so Curtis amended the banner....in his French accent he said "Eat PooPoo and pass away." LOL! |
Suziebird7 | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 12:58 am  Discussing George digging in the garden with Jamie and Josh. All agree that there probably is no money there. Curtis says, "Oh, well, it gives George something to do." Curtis then thinks for a minute and adds, "And it gives us something to do. Watch." |
Bbrock | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 05:22 am  Noslonna posted on the live feeds: Talk turns to lack of toilet paper. Curtis says, "Back to wiping our noses with our hands." |
Singblueeyes | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 05:39 pm  Curtis to Cass while the hgs were tearing the house apart looking for the Emmy ticket... "As if we weren't rats before.." |
Rwsbetter | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 08:53 pm  While the HGs decide to decline the "Extra Vote" daily challenge, they discuss other rewards they might prefer: G - Like a ring or something. They laugh. A ring! Cu - Or a treasure map! |
Markisimo | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 03:54 pm  (from a live feed posting by Snave) George says in all his years of roofing, he never had one accident. "I always thought it was the safest place I could be." "For everyone else?" jokes Curtis |
Alimerz | Friday, September 15, 2000 - 05:48 pm  Jamie propped a birthday sign up for her brother in the yard using a FULL box of rice krispies, Curtis found Pugita with her head in the box eating the rice krispies ten minutes after eating chicken sh*t. Curtis: (looking into the box)these are so gone. good thing I don't like rice krispies Jamie: let me see it, oh Curtis it's only partly opened Curtis: there is no such thing as partly opened when chicken face has her shit face in my rice krispies |
Sidey | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:18 am  ali-that was funny... jamie looked like she was pissed off at curtis for teasing her about it. |
Big_Al | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:25 am  This is by far the greatest thread on the whole board. And probably the only one that isn't nasty -- except to Curtis' "targets of opportunity." Thanks, posters. |
Ccc | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:25 am  Sidey - I saw it too, and that was an understatement. Curtis is 0 for 2 in the last couple of days. I was so glued to her glare that I didn't notice if Curtis saw it. Do you know? |
Ccc | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 01:35 am  That didn't come out right. I meant he was 0 for 2 in Jamie's eyes. He's 2 for 0 in mine Glad he's finally getting over her. |