Archive through September 15, 2000

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Dulci

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:14 am Click here to edit this post

Big Brother hid a magic gold ticket
We all held our breath, who would pick it?
We let out a cheer
When Curtis got near
Now Jamie, you can just go stick it!

Dulci

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:25 am Click here to edit this post

[I need to go to bed, EST here...]

The pug, all agreed, had no clue
How to perform the tricks she had to do
the houseguests were sad
the pantry was looking bad
But she came thru like a champ, this is true!

Larrblue

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 12:41 am Click here to edit this post

Eddie's language some people call "sleazy"
And his manners make some people queasy
But with no leg in the way...
(I guess it's obvious I'm gay)
Access to his crotch is now easy.

<<Sorry this is R-rated and probably over-the-line but it amuses me anyway :) :)>>

Dulci

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:21 am Click here to edit this post

The massage, it was said, was a treat
for Eddie's magnificent feat
But when Will Mega appeared
it was just as I feared
Man, I just thought that the whole stunt was beat.

Our Jamie we all know is ambitious
and there are those who think she is vicious
She's got stars in her eyes
and she thinks all the guys
of Big Brother should cave to her wishes

[I can't go to sleep!]

Gomer

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:23 am Click here to edit this post

Ode to a loser

I posted some rhymes to this thread
Cuz the feeds were incredibly dead
What the H_ll was I thinkin'
I could have been drinkin'
And living a real life instead

Dulci

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:26 am Click here to edit this post

Just what is it that Big Brother fears?
why don't they just break out the beers?
The boys will get crude
and impossible rude
and probably drive Jamie to tears...

Suziebird7

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 01:54 am Click here to edit this post

I posted this elsewhere, but I'm kinda proud of it's lameness, so here it is again:

A potty-mouthed tough guy named Eddie
Was talkin' with Pa on his beddie
Pa said, "Curtis was flippin'
cuz he caught me double-dippin'!"
Next week Curtis was packin' his Teddy!

Suziebird7

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:05 am Click here to edit this post

Okay, this is nothing that hasn't been talked about elsewhere on the boards, but if this is over-the-line, just delete.

It seems that our Joshie can't deal
He wanders around looking surreal
Though he's close to the mutt,
He misses his "cuddle-slut"
Give it up, Josh, just go break the seal!

Suziebird7

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 02:20 am Click here to edit this post

One last one that's "cleaner"

The fact could not be any clearer
That Jamie's in love with the mirror
She keeps them so so clean
Which is good since it seems
That her housekeeping job's getting nearer!

Ryn

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 06:39 am Click here to edit this post

fyi, I can live with all of these so far :)

larblue - I laughed at yours - and I am not gay...

(um - not that there is anything wrong with that are gays sick of that line yet?? -lol)

Lindahntx

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 06:52 am Click here to edit this post

Sorry, no limerick here, but I certainly enjoyed the laughs! Would love to see more! Someone wrote a cool song though, based on the song and tune "Adams Family." Don't know it or I'd repeat it for you. Maybe someone else will.

Nadi

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:03 am Click here to edit this post

Our favorite houseguest Curtis the hotty
Made remarks about Jamie going potty
We always knew she was vain
but when she started to complain
Who knew she could be so darn snotty

Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:17 am Click here to edit this post

Big Brother now almost is done;
which will put an end to our fun --
We'll know who to blame
for nominations lame
when that half million is won!

Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:22 am Click here to edit this post

Fight, argue, talk, or cry
but do something please or else I'll die--
The houseguests dishonest
and really, quite modest
show living on cam is a lie.

Shmoopie

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:33 am Click here to edit this post

Once long ago there were ten
Now all but one left are men
It's a shame she's so vain
And chicken man's insane
When will the craziness end?

Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:35 am Click here to edit this post

Ok you guys, you got me started now how do I stop?


Jamie Josh and George and Eddie
Curtis too and all are ready;
They might get the boot,
'cause they're after the loot --
but won't fess up to it, how funny!

Shmoopie

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:40 am Click here to edit this post

Ok... I'm no poet at all.. but this is kinda fun!

10 guests in a house full of cams
Some were first shy, now they're hams
They're there for the dough
They don't want to go
Soon it's up to us fans

Pam

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:51 am Click here to edit this post

This one's about Eddie
'Cuz he can be crude,
He says people are "slackers", "haters",
Some would think that was rude
But in the end, he's really a honey
I mean, remember gang, it's all about money.

Fanofbb

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:56 am Click here to edit this post

The storyline for Big Brother is a mess
I think you all could confess.
The houseguests are boring
Pugita is snoring..
what a disaser for CBS!

Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 07:56 am Click here to edit this post

George dug in the garden all day
Then went to see Dr. Del Rey
who said, "Are you nuts?
Or only a putz?"
George said, "Bk-bk-becawk, bk-bkay!"

Fanofbb

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 08:30 am Click here to edit this post

The houseguests all have a mission
some need the money for tuition.
Some have their bills, others just me the "chills"
and some think their Americas vision!

Soweird

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 08:56 am Click here to edit this post

There's no TP left, not a smidgeon
Curt complains "My bum's dirty and itchin'"
The others agree
'cept Eddie McGee:
"F*** it, it's a game, quit yer bitchin'!"

Judy

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:02 am Click here to edit this post

YOU GUYS ARE KILLING ME !!

OK had to give it a shot...

There once was an AOL maven
Whose comments really were craven
She acted too proud,
Explained "laughing out loud"
From her spiels, we look for a haven.

Bbrock

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:11 am Click here to edit this post

{still a newbie here} Ok, I went to far and attempted a BB song sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies." Mind you, I haven't had much coffee so bare with me here. LOL

BIG BROTHER'S HILLBILLIES

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Ed
A crude New Yorker plans to keep his family fed
An' then one day, he lookin at a cam,
He says "Teresa, I'm taking down your man.".
Chicken George, that is! Two-Faced! Crazy man!

Well, the first thing ya know, 'ole Ed's 1/2 a millionaire
Ed's folk said, "we're moving outta here."
Said away from power lines is the place we oughta be,
so they loaded up the limo, and they moved out in the country.
Hills there is! Swimmin' ponds, Evening stars!

Ol' Ed bought a mansion. But there was just one catch.
Next door neighbor is Survivors, Richard Hatch,
Ed's still a swearing, but Mr Hatch don't mind,
Said it coulda' been Chicken George, and we know "he's lost his mind."
Brains, that is! Chicken head. Bawkin' Man!

Well now it's time to say goodbye to Ed and all his kin
Big Brother would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin' in.
You're all invited back again to watch us on the feed,
Where Jamie's still a living, still hoping for a lead.
Role that is! Her own sitcom! Movie Star.
Y'all come back, here!

Fanofbb

Friday, September 15, 2000 - 09:15 am Click here to edit this post

That was too funny "Bbrock".
LOL