Archive through September 18, 2000

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Noslonna

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:33 pm Click here to edit this post

12:30 PM

Outside - Eddie on patio. George somewhere off camera view. BB Theme music playing. Eddie singing his part to BB song. He adds a new line in tune with the music, "Jordan, Mega, Eddie... I can't sing worth sh*t." Eddie sings through song.

In LR - Curtis reading, Josh, Chiquita and Jamie sleeping on couches.

Outside: Eddie going through lines to song still. George goes inside house. George goes into LR and sits down in red armchair. He is reading something.

Outside on patio Eddie singing his verse with all the HG names. Eddie stops singing and says to himself, "I can't sing that high." He continues trying to get it right, "Come into our lives... Private eyes are watching, come see what they see"

Eddie says, "I don't like that ending. I don't like this song to tell you the truth." Never-the-less he keeps practicing.

Noslonna

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:51 pm Click here to edit this post

12:45 PM

Outside - Josh, George and Curtis have joined Eddie on the patio. They have the music blaring and making up new joke lyrics, laughing. Josh says, "I can't deal with this so early." They keep fooling around for a bit before they try a more serious practice of all the lyrics.

Eddie sings like a "girl." Josh says, "That sucks, prettiest girl I ever heard though."

Eddie goes into another rendition of his verse with another goofy voice. George says, "Eddie, this is my part, don't hone in on my acion." Curtis scolds, "Yeah don't hone in." Eddie jokes, "Hey, last time I honed in on something, I got in trouble." They are joking and laughing while finishing the song.

Curtis starts from beginnning again, singling his verse. Josh joins in for his verse. George says, "ready?" They all sing the chorus.

Eddie yells out, "Pugita." Eddie begins singing silly again. Eddie doing mock opera singing now, "This f*cking song sucks, I wipe my ass on it." Curtis says sarcastically, "Very nice Eddie."

George sings his verse. They all join in for final chorus, then the final line, "Private eyes are watching, see what they see." Eddie comments in goofy voice, "That might of been good if Eddie didn't f*ck around." Eddie remarks, "I don't even know why we a wasting f*cking battery power to tell you the truth." They continue song practice together, with Eddie continuing to put in alternate lines in high squeaky voice.

BB says that they will assemble about 3 'clock to do the song so they might want to get Jamie up to practice. Curtis jokingly asks, "Why, are we that bad?"

Eddie adds another line to song, he sings, "Please, keep, Eddie under the shee-eet"

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:52 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis is leading the theme-song practice. All the HGs join in for the chorus, which goes:

"Come/
Into our lives/
See how we live/
Under Big Brother/

Don't/
Mess up our lives/
Vote us all off/
Out on our asses/"

Eddie rocks out on the air guitar to the bridge, which is a strangely hard-edged electric guitar solo, a la Yngwie Malmsteen.

Eddie then headbangs and sings his own words to the chorus:

"F*ck/
This song sure sucks/
And I sh*t all over it/
So f*ck off Big Brother/"

Curtis sings his verse, in his pretty-decent voice:

"You see people like us in your lifetime/
You may know our faces but not our names/
We are here to change that/..."

BB comes on and says they'll produce the song at three this afternoon, so they'd better wake Jamie up so she can practice.

Flower

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:58 pm Click here to edit this post

F1
outside
they are all ? sitting on the patio practising the BB song.
Guitar solo
can just hear guy's voices singing dk if Jaime is there, too
Chorus sounds good they are all in tune it seems
more crappy guitar solo
singing chorus again (Curtis is definitly the dominant one)
sound is scrabled now
song starts AGAIN
Curtis now singing his verse
Chorus (someone is singing really deep, Ed?)
lots of talking can't hear as sound is bad
now they are singing a verse again
George doesn't seem to sing, drinking coffee
Eddie drapes a pink strip of fabric over his head, now playing with it
(trying to reconnect to get better sound)
Now F2
overall view of patio (singing stopped)
I think it's just eddie and Curtis left outside
switching feeds
F3
close up of towels hanging on the wall inside the house.....boring
toilet flushing sound
someone opening Toilet door (?) can't see who, cam still on towels
aha, it's Jaime, now washing hands, on porecam, drying hands, checking face
now Ja walking out into kitchen, Curtis is there, too
They are now cuddeling
(ed: my sound is soo bad, hopefully someone catches conversation)
George is now in the kitchen,too
I think Jaime just said how long ago did Josh leave, Curtis said 20 min.
(ed- did I miss Josh leaving...??)
posting

Flower

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:03 pm Click here to edit this post

F1
(sorry about the last post, Josh is still there outside on patio)

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:06 pm Click here to edit this post

Much yawning after that exhausting four minutes of rehearsal. Eddie and Josh continue to make up new off-colour lyrics, with lots of f*cks and sh*ts, and a reference to being the most boring show on TV.

On feed 3, Jamie and Curtis prepare lunch, and talk in the kitchen. Jamie mumble-sings the chorus in a very small voice. She and Curtis talk about sleeping, which the HGs have been doing all morning. Jamie worries that her voice sounds like she just woke up. "Camera-MAN," she chants in The Accent.

"You sound OK," George insists in that squealing, high-pitch voice we all love and can't get enough of.

Jamie pledges to dye George's hair tomorrow night.

"Thanks, Hollywood. Thanks for all your help."

"What colour?" she asks.

"Any colour," responds George. "We're not picky." shifting into the second person for an unknown reason. The Royal We?

They go to the bathroom. Jamie sorts through the shelves looking for the hairdye, and then, to this poster's amusement, gets distracted by the mirror and tries on a couple different expressions. She pads some more foundation on. George stands by the shower, seemingly staring at it.

She gives him a deodorant cap for his upcoming crafts project. He toddles off happily. Jamie brushes her hair.

Counselor

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:07 pm Click here to edit this post

Just an editorial. Eddie can be hilarious at times, if you can get by the language. He's interviewing Pugita. He acts so hard core..like he doesn't like her, but its TRUE love, you can just tell. Just my thoughts.

Eddie and Josh are sitting at the table...both singing, different song snip-its. These guys are obviously bored. Back to singing Rod Stewart.

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:11 pm Click here to edit this post

George wants a tattoo. Jamie obliges by giving him an eyebrow pencil or eyeliner or something. He is sitting next to the sink, drawing a heart on his right bicep.

"Hm." he says, deep in concentration.

He's writing something in black letters under the heart. Whatever it is, it starts with a T. Then an E. I guess now we see if he can spell his wife's name.

Noslonna

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:13 pm Click here to edit this post

1:05 PM - Outside

Josh singing, "Slip sliding away.." Eddie says, "When I get out of here I want to get a CD burner and just make some really phat mixes."

Someone coughs. Eddie says, "Nice cough."

Josh singing "... all my love on the wire..."

Eddie whistles. Eddie and Josh taking turns bursting out into snatches of other songs... Margeurita Ville, others.

Eddie says he is blowing his paycheck when he gets out of here. He speaks in BB voice, "Eddie please don't break the speakers." Eddie and Josh sing pieces of song, "right behind you win or lose ...forever young... They stop and try and remember lyrics.

Eddie does commentary using Darth Vader impression. Eddie sings lines from a rap song. Josh sings lines from "you've lost that loving feeling... now its gone, gone, gone..." Eddie joins in. Eddie singing "Baby, baby, baby." Josh finishes in low, low voice, "you've lost that loving feeling." Josh starts the first line from Mona Lisa. Eddie fools around with voices.

Jamie arrives outside.

[I'm going now]

Flower

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:13 pm Click here to edit this post

F1
Jaime in bathroom area, looking throug drawers
George is there, too
Ge: What do you need?
(gggrrr lost sound and net cong)
Jaime in front of mirror combing hair
I think she's getting some make up ready for George but I am not sure
aha, she's doing Georges tatoo and gives him intructions on how to wash it off
G: 'preciate the help
Ge is wearing muscle shirt with his letter on it (the ones he cut ealier), now he's concentrating on his tatoo work ( a big red heart so far)
G: mmmhh
(ed- I think he's doing some sort of "Rock/Heavy metal star" costume for the recording of the BB song)
still working on tatoo, now writes letters underneath the heart (Teresa?), so far he just wrote TERE
ah, now he finishes it into Teresa
posting

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:18 pm Click here to edit this post

George finishes the "Teresa" under the red heart. It extends halfway wround his arm. He starts on his left arm. One would think it'd be easier for him to do the left one, since it appears he's right-handed, but the writing is just as messy. Perhaps he's neither-handed.

He gets up and looks at himself in the bathroom mirror. Now he is actually shaving the hair off his arm with a pink lady's razor.

(shudder)

In the Pore-cam, we see that the left arm's tattoo is an anchor, and what appears to be the letters A and M.

Now that he's done the shaving, he sits back down in the chair to the right of the sink.

He goes back to his right arm, having judged that an arrow piercing the heart is what's missing.

"Okay," he says to himself.

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:23 pm Click here to edit this post

He shouts out "I'll second that!" in answer to either the voices in his head, or to the HGs in the kitchen. He finishes up his left arm, which now says USSB and AM with an anchor.

He goes proudly out to show off his tattoos. He says they spell "Ma" and "Teresa"

The HGs all laugh hysterically.

He has written "I (heart)AM" not "MA".

Sheesh.

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:28 pm Click here to edit this post

They all laugh and laugh at poor dyslexic Georgie. Curtis asks him if he did that part in the mirror. George says he did. In fact, the only thing he did in the mirror was shave, in order to do it over the sink.

"George is NOT a morning man," Curtis laughs, cutting George a good deal of slack, considering it is 1:30 in the afternoon.

George laughs hysterically along with the HGs, not knowing what else to do. He laughs louder and longer, to show what a good sport he is.

Jamie says it's a beautiful day out--a great day to fly banners.

George belches and admires his homemade tattoos.

The HGs fall into lunch-munching silence.

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:35 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie crutches into his BR, singing "Where the f*ck are my trunks?" to an indistinguishable tune.

Back at the table, Jamie is talking about taking a nude shower.

"Where are my trunks?" Eddie repeats, kind of angry.

"I put 'em on the door handle," says George.

Eddie goes back into the BR and changes.

The camera tastefully pans up so we just see him from the neck up while he disrobes. Then I look a little closer and the camera is actually pointing toward a one way window, which reflects the entire process. I hope all Eddie's female admirers are watching. He is downright pasty down there. So is his stump. Eddie notices the camera move and says:

"Slackers."

Anyway, onward.

Back in the kitchen, Josh is telling a story about passing out in highschool when he had poison ivy or poison oak.

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:46 pm Click here to edit this post

"Everyone still into the Vegas weekend, in three or four weeks?" Jamie asks.

"Naw," says Eddie. "I got friggin' school. You guys send me a postcard."

"Aw, come on, Eddie!" Jamie says.

"You're not the boss of me, now," Eddie paraphrases Malcolm in the Middle.

"Do you need a hug, Eddie?" Jamie asks. Curtis laughs.

"I think the winner has to should treat everyone out to Vegas on them," Jamie suggests.

"HA!" exclaims Eddie. "It'll be a cold day in hell when I take out Mega and Jordan to Vegas."

"But you'll let her sleep in your bed," says George. Everyone laughs.

"OK Haters, so sue me. I admit it. I am guilty of being nice."

Jamie talks about the prices at the Bellagio. They vary, she says. Like 235.00 a night and up.

"Sorry," says Eddie, washing dishes at the sink. "Not all of us are in tight with Donald Trump."

"Yeah right," says Jamie. "Like I'm in so tight with him."

"Well," says Josh, "*I've* never been kissed by him." Laughter.

"I'm telling you," protests Jamie, "there's really no difference between rich people and everyone else."

Eddie snorts.

Noslonna

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 01:48 pm Click here to edit this post

Outside - Josh is sitting at patio, Curtis is watering garden and singing his BB verse.)

Kitchen - Jamie and George at table. Eddie is washing lunch dishes.

Jamie trying to assure that they are all going to Vegas. Eddie says he will be in school. George says he has to go right back to work but can probably do a weekend. Jamie keeps insisting Eddie can come. He insists he can't. Eddie teases Jamie, "Jamie, you're not the boss of me. You're not the boss of me Jamie." Jamie says to others, "I just hug him when he is mean like that." Jamie says the winners can pay for the trip. Eddie says if he is one don't be expecting him to pay for Jordan and Mega.

Jamie thinks it would be so cool if all HG went and they rented 10 rooms in the same hotel. Talk of different Vegas hotels. I think Jamie wants the MGM Grand. George asks how many room there. Jamie says 5000. George is amazed.

Jamie says she will pay for George and Teresa. They talk more about the different hotels and costs in Vega. Jamie says airfare for all of them would only be about $3,000. She doesn't think that is much.

The HG continue to discuss Vegas and cassinos.

Snave

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:00 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis and Josh go outside and practice the theme song. I'm tired of that song, so I switch to feed 1.

Jamie is on a monologue about being rich and poor. She'd rather be poor and happy than rich and unhappy, blah blah blah.

"Yup," George agrees non-commitally, "cash ain't everything."

Jamie talks about friends she has who want to marry rich guys. She says, out of nowhere, that she thinks "we're (society) in a technical revolution right now." Uh-huh.

"Have you heard of Amazon.com?" she asks.

"Uh... no" replies George, predictably.

She says that Amazon started in Washington, and tries to explain venture capitalism to George, showing that she herself only has the most tenuous grasp on it. She says Internet stocks are risky, because there's no actual product. Companies worth millions that have yet to turn a profit.

"You do computer stocks, Curtis?" George asks.

"A few," says Curtis.

"What do you do at Amazon?" George wonders.

Jamie explains about books and other things.

"You buy things?" George says, nearly getting it.

Jamie recaps.

"So they send you stuff?" he continues.

"Well, sort of," she answers. She breaks it down for him again.

"Ohhhhh...." he says. "OK. You buy it, and they send it to you" It seems he almost understands the whole exchange-of-goods-and-services-for-money-thing. Somebody get this guy a building permit, 'cause he just nailed it.

He says that Teresa's big into Beanie Babies, which she gets from "The American Online" (sic).

Kirabira

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:04 pm Click here to edit this post

ok..im not sure anyone is posting..
jamie is trying to explain the web and websites to george.. he didnt understand what amazon dot com was... Jamie starts to explain and a lightbulb goes on for george and he says 'oooh you can buy stuff from em'
Jamie says 'yeah! it used to just be books but now a whole lot of other stuff..'
more convo.. jamie then drops the name of the company she works for >> freeshop.com<< (is that right???? its been a little while since i heard her say that now im not sure i remembered it right!)

Jamie tells us how her Company just makes money from the ads they have that send people to other sites like AOL
George says 'what teresa does at home is the america online thing.. it charges right to her credit card...
geroge then tells us how teresa gets her beanie babies from people all over the world (amazing)
George says he really enjoys AOL even tho he don know much about computers...

Jamie tells us again her co name... she says they are partners with ebay and amazon...
FDL talking about AOL is the biggest internet providor ( ED. just as a service announcement.. aol is a reseller.. all their internet service comes from UU.NET..which owns 70% of the net and is umm.. the biggest provider .. sorry just wanted to save you all from that AOL myth...)

Jamie is taking off that messed up tatoo...
Jamie says she never touched a computer until college andthat her job was cutting edge..
posting..

Kirabira

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:09 pm Click here to edit this post

Jamie just lectured george about how kids need computers in school or else this will lead to a larger gap between richer and poorer in our society. Shes talking about how technology changes/evolves so fast.. Jamie still going on about how important it is (ed. dont hate me, but i totally disagree)
Eddie just yelled out that handicapped ppl need to (have to? ) wear clothes too F---rs (not sure if thats the exact way he said it..)
Eddie: pool time!
george now was "ma" on his arm.. now shaving more arm hair... a lot more.... (not sure why.. )

Counselor

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:14 pm Click here to edit this post

Someone needs to send a banner for George "Don't forget to WASH YOUR HANDS after the W/C"

Kirabira

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:14 pm Click here to edit this post

george asks curtis to help him with more body art
omg george just said hes thinking about having that 'body wax'...
on his face and everything...
curtis helps G write (spell) 'big bro' on his arm
george now asks him to spell jess, nick, emily.. but first he must shave more arm hair..

feed goes to G shaving more in the bathroom....
Curtis now writing emily on georges arm...now nick...now jess above that....

Flower

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:14 pm Click here to edit this post

F1
George and Jaime in bathroom
Jaime doing MORE Make up and George still shaving his arms
George talking to porecam about his AM tatoo which he changed into MA now, he says to cam
"hey guys, I thought I straighten it out, I thought I give you a laugh"
cam now on kitchen table
Josh and Cu sitting at table, George joins them
Ge: You know I am thinking of buying that body wax,...shaving every morning....
net cong
Ge: let me shave some more of that hair off
Cu: You are sure ? I can do it.
George walks off, now in bathroom again
more shaving
finished
walks off
cam on bathroom (no one there)
nothing happening so posting

Kirabira

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:22 pm Click here to edit this post

someone outside by pool.. i only see one leg..must be eddie...

josh and curtis sit at table..
josh flips thro some mag.. must be one of jamies..
josh makes fun of it...saying who writes this stuff?
curt: all the same.. like form letter... and everyone has a 13 inch penis....
josh: everyone and their grandmother has a 13 inch..
laughter...
a lot of silence..
eddie jumps into pool
curt: where did jamie go? (ed i cant see her either)
curt gets up...goes to stove.. fiddles with something..
josh calls curt over to read something funnny he found..
curt: says i wonder if our little friends... she read it? stressed her out... laughter

george is on the scene.. weird convo i think revolving around his weather man stint? not sure.. for some reason saying stuff about weather..
its gonna be hot hot hot
storms a brewing...
plane overhead hard to hear

Flower

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:25 pm Click here to edit this post

F3
Curtis and Josh in kitchen
Jo points out something in a book and they both laugh (can't make out what book)
George comes into kitchen with bandenna (sp?) aroung his head
all laugh
Josh reads from the book (ed-got really bad sound, someone else cover conversation ?)
George puts on sunglasses
BB tells George to put on microphone
cam on curtis chopping onions (no tears)
Josh still reading
posting

Noslonna

Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:25 pm Click here to edit this post

George asked Curtis to help him put his girls names above the heart with Teresa's name. Curtis uses a q-tip and pot of makeup to add the names, Emily, Nick and Jessica. When it's done George says, "Thanks Curtis, I appreciate it." Curtis says "No problem, you've got the whole family there now."

Josh and Curtis sit at table. Josh is looking at a magazine. He reads something aloud and they laugh. Josh says, "Who writes this crap." He says it all sounds the same. Curtis says they use they same words, "13 inch penis" for everyone. He jokes even for a grandma.

Josh goes back to reading. George asks about the singing. Curtis says they have plenty of time. He wonders if Jamie is in the RR.

Curtis goes to stove and puts spoon from a pot into sink. Josh laughs about something in magazine again. Curtis goes to read it and laugh. He says, "I wonder if our 'little' friend read it and it stressed her out?" Josh chuckles.

George comes into kitchen wearing his rock star costume and cackling loudly. Josh just keeps shaking his head and says, "Fishing in Alaska.."

George cackling some more says, "Maybe that Mirr space station isn't looking so bad."

BB voice tells George to put his microphone on. George apologizes that he didn't know it was off. Josh and Curtis ooing and awwing that it is Lovely Lady. Curtis says, "She always sounds so lovely!"