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Glass

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 04:13 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis and Josh are talking about playing a board game tonight where the group decides answers...

Curtis: "Hot poker in your eye or ants up your butt how do you decide..."

Glass

Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 04:17 pm Click here to edit this post

From a few minutes earlier...

Curtis: " I have never had a bee sting, a broken bone, or a cavity....I don't want one, but I would like to know what it's like."

Snave

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 09:49 am Click here to edit this post

George walks into the kitchen, with newly dyed blonde hair, where Curtis and Eddie are sitting at the table, trying to remember what the American version of the French film 'La Femme Nikita' is (Point of No Return)...

"This dude changes hair colour like I change my underwear," Eddie cracks.

"I think maybe more often," deadpans Curtis.

Frisco92

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 10:12 am Click here to edit this post

From live feeds...

George is spraying the yard and says it's like a manure field. Curtis says, "or depending who you are, a snack factory".

Dataman

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:31 pm Click here to edit this post

This one from Wed morning. Eddie and Josh were using a croquet mallet handle to hit some of the tennis balls (from the juggling challenge) out of the compound. They successfully were able to knock two of them over the wall. After a few minutes BB summoned Curtis to the RR. Jamie suggested they were going to give him the new true/false headlines for the challenge. Curtis said,

"Either that, or two tennis balls and a scolding."

I almost fell off my chair laughing. Go Curtis!

Trixie

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:46 pm Click here to edit this post

From Last Night's Show...

George tattooed his arm -- wanting to spell MA, but instead spelled AM. The HGs questioned him about it and all were roaring with laughter...

Curtis: "He's a morning person!"

Glass

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 07:17 pm Click here to edit this post

After banishment Wed. the remaining hgs are in the yard and they realize that it's just the "kids" now all the older folks are gone.

Curtis: Oh no! I'm the parental authority figure now.

_Willow

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 11:17 pm Click here to edit this post

The hgs are discussing what they'll buy if they win the extra grocery money this week.

Jamie: Are any of you guys craving anything specific?

Eddie: Edible underwear!

Curtis: I don't think it's the underwear you want -- it's the filling.

This one was headed for the "Good Eddie quote" thread until Curtis came up with that remark. You know he's funny if he can top Eddie!

Ccc

Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 11:40 pm Click here to edit this post

Too many to catch when Jamie decides to sleep in boys room. They're laying there having a great time instead of sleeping. From live feed:

Ed: How does this differ from sitting on the couches?

Cu: uh, we're horizontal.....

Funkmama

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 10:48 am Click here to edit this post

Jamie brings in Pugita from the yard.

Cu: Did she poop?
Ja: Yeah ...
Cu: Good for her!
Ja: ... On the patio.
Cu: Bad for her!

Curtis hugs and nuzzles pug.

Cu: You peed on our floor, then you pooped on our patio, bad girl. Look how I am punishing you.

Gail

Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 09:23 pm Click here to edit this post

From the live feeds tonight:

Josh asks "What kind of fish is this?"

Eddie says its catfish. Curtis jokes, "It's just filling for the batter."

Jenster

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 07:02 am Click here to edit this post

copied from the official site...

Jamie laughed as she told Curtis how funny she thought the infomercials were.

"Maybe they are only funny to us and annoying to everyone else," Jamie wondered.

"I don't even know how many people are in the 'us,'" Curtis quipped.

....Curtis kills me!

Psp

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 10:17 am Click here to edit this post

Listening to the live feeds, 10:15 Friday morning.
Paraphrased.

"I woke up last night and thought it was at least 6:00. Looked at the clock and it was only, like, 2:30. Darned Saboteur!!!"

LOL. I wonder if he actually suspected Josh?

Zanybethania

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 02:18 pm Click here to edit this post

some of the pithy comments said by Curtis while they were out side around 1:25pm)

Somebody was talking bout Pugita had boogers on her coat....and she is now rubbing her face in it..... were they eye boogers on her coat?
Curtis said ...or maybe they are coat boogers.....poss. eye booger that got on coat and she is rubbing her eye on it to get it back where it belongs.

the guys are babbleing about various things and they are all coming out with a few good one liners ..(which were too fast and furious to catch....ed) then Edd taliking about naked......then naked Karma...Curtis has been laughing and laughing and finally he says
Curtis.....ha Karma.....We now have McCarthyisms running rampant in BB compound.
(little does he know that they are mostly now Curtisms)

Fifi

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 03:52 pm Click here to edit this post

This just happened a minute ago and had my in stitches.

Curtis just said he has to go pee again. Josh said, "you just peed,like 10 minutes ago." Curtis then said, "I know, I'm like a sieve."

LOL

Nyx

Friday, September 22, 2000 - 10:32 pm Click here to edit this post

From Joker's updates board:

Now they're all blowing on the necks of their beer bottles to make a "foghorn" sound.... Curtis seems to be incapable of doing it. He keeps just making a spitting noise.

Eddie says, "Curtis you so suck at this!" Curtis tries and tries. Josh is trying to show him how to do it... the guys blowing on the necks of their beer bottles, Josh trying to show him how to put his lips.

Curtis tries and tries again. Eddie bugs him by making a variety of noises, at will. Various whistling noises. Curtis exclaims in the French accent, "SOMEBODY HAS SABOTAGED MY BOTTLE!!"

_Willow

Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 06:05 pm Click here to edit this post

After the live show, BB asks the hgs to return the television to the storage room (this is the t.v. that the winner of the saboteur challenge will take home.) Curtis tells them to "be careful with *my* television."

Suziebird7

Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 11:17 am Click here to edit this post

Posted on Joker's by Crista (after the 4 HG discuss who nominated who each round):

Jamie then says, Oh I'm so happy knowing! [knowing who everyone voted for] She then goes to each guy and gives them a hug.

Curtis jokes, well I like knowing but it doesn't make me all huggy!

Markisimo

Monday, September 25, 2000 - 04:56 pm Click here to edit this post

(from a Joker's Live Feed Post by Crista)

Eddie decides to deal with his boredom by looking for something to break.
Curtis: do you mean break something or break wind?

Suziebird7

Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 01:56 pm Click here to edit this post

When the surprise picnic food arrived both Curtis and Jamie said, "Thank you Big Brother for the lunch".

Josh said,"Thank you God."

Curtis quipped, "Let's not confuse the two."

Turahloo

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:53 am Click here to edit this post

After Electcurtis.com flew the air banner (Curtis for prez...) curtis said

"Eddie, your fans want to lick your teeth, mine want to ruin the country"

LOL!

Jade888

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 11:29 am Click here to edit this post

Great site...MODERATOR I think it belongs on the general page so more could enjoy the postings!

Jade888

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:20 pm Click here to edit this post

I finally remember one:

When Curtis and Eddie were talking about their upbringing and Curtis asked Eddie what his mother thought of his swearing ect. Eddie said his mother did not care...Curtis said his mother would not allow them to talk in such a manner to anyone.

Curtis: "Not if you lived in my house with my mother"

I had to chuckle because ot sounded like my own boys.

Moderator

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 12:55 pm Click here to edit this post

Jade, this thread was moved here to protect it, and make it easier to find. Threads come and go (about a hundred a day) in the General area. These threads are here to stay. (k)

Frome2u

Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 01:58 pm Click here to edit this post

From live feed and Lynnseamonkey:

BB asks Josh and Curtis to go to storage room..

C says don't blow up my Trinitron!

Josh and Curtis go into storage room to get TV.. Curtis asks if they have permission from the owner.

Josh says neat that the tv they used will be in Curtis' living room!! Curtis says he just needs to get a living room now.