Archive through September 04, 2000

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Oldfart

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:30 pm Click here to edit this post

Like many of you, I'm bummed out about George getting away with it so far. However, for levity, I'd like to change the subject just a bit.

I think everyone agrees that Eddie's come up with some great one-liners. Early this morning, before the board went down, Curtis uttered the following gems I thought were priceless:

(from the live feeds)

Curt: Too bad we're not on a cooler network..like NBC.

(after some thought)

Curt: Thank God this is not a FOX show.

Amellia

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 08:38 pm Click here to edit this post

Two days ago Brit, Josh, Curtis and Eddie were saying that Jamie had been going in the red room alot.

Curtis piped in: "That's because she has to talk for both faces!"

Priceless!

And what about when they were talking about the plane with the George/Brit banner?


Curtis said to a few of them that mabey George was trashing Brit in the red room.

Fifi

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 09:35 pm Click here to edit this post

What about when Brit was trying to justify her worth in the house saying she does do house chores. She says she does the dishes alot.

Curtis: you do foreplay disguised as dishes!

Of course, how can we forget when Curtis told Jordan to "suck it up and deal" when Jordan was complaining about being nominated.

I have more but can't think of them at the moment.

Alfredo

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:12 am Click here to edit this post

When they were in one of the bedrooms as a group, complaining about the control BB had over them, Curtis looked over at Pugita and said, "But we have a hostage."

Nishy

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:25 am Click here to edit this post

After he was chosen smartest HG and after his team chose an answer different from the one he suggested in the "most...." challenge:

"Always pick the smartest guy's answer!"

Zelda

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:14 pm Click here to edit this post

Courtesy of Snave and the Live feeds...

Eddie has woken up and wanders blearily into the kitchen and says "It smells like *ss in here." (nearly making me choke on my pistachio nut)

Curtis says it's probably because George is making Butt Bread.

Bb1234

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 02:41 pm Click here to edit this post

Courtesy of KitMyPet in aol...

Josh said he liked that Brit wears the same kind of underwear he does.

Curtis: Oh, you wear panties?

Downehill

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 06:13 pm Click here to edit this post

Or when playing the "Moment of Truth" quiz show, when Jamie was picked as most loyal...Curtis said "except for that Karen thing".

Sammy

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:37 pm Click here to edit this post

How about his version of 'Lord of the Dance' ?? Too funny!

Only he could bring it off!

Downehill

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 07:41 pm Click here to edit this post

From the live feeds section:

jam goes over to curt, touches head: wow! your head's so hot!
curt: i'm a hot head!

Bb1234

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 02:45 pm Click here to edit this post

From live feed section...

Jamie wants to put the dog out. They can smell that she's passing gas, and it's fairly unpleasant.

Eddie says that it smells like him.

Cass: She's like all relaxed, life is good.

Curtis: She's so relaxed that she's not keeping it in.

Nishy

Friday, September 01, 2000 - 04:10 pm Click here to edit this post

How about "Do you mean you only FEEL like a virgin?"

Markisimo

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 01:41 am Click here to edit this post

Well, I find it hard to be a fan of Mr. Phoney Laugh, but I will contribute this curtism from way back in the live feeds transcipts (copied from original posting by micah)

everyone teasing cass about not going into the pool.
b: what if we let you out by the pool all by yourself
cass: na
curtis: but look the raft is ribbed for your pleasure
everyone laughs

Katnphx

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 01:37 pm Click here to edit this post

Not knowing how true this statement really is, Curtis says, "You have become the great poop magnet" after George steps in dog s**t for the umpteenth time.

Ccc

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 03:25 pm Click here to edit this post

There have been a lot of Curtisms, some were listed in the thread, Any Curtis Fan's?.

Most are missed - guess Eddie is just louder. From yesterday's live feeds (pretty slim pickins because of boredom):

He and Curtis laugh and start listing things wrong with the dog and laughing.
Curtis finally announces, "Our Pug is BROKEN!"

When George gets his makeover:
Cass: What do you think? The crown, or the bow?
Curtis: You can never have too much when you're in drag.

Curtis and Eddie try to find a bag to return the puzzle pieces. The bag the puzzle came in was burned to start a bar-b-q one night. BB: House Guests, you need to return the puzzle pieces in the bag they came in.
Curits: All right, we'll give you a cup of ashes.

Chris

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 07:06 pm Click here to edit this post

I got a kick out of Curtis on tonights show. In the True or False Challenge, one of the questions was if George had played for the opposing team's band at a big competition. Curtis immediatly piped up "what, he just walked out on the field at the wrong time?".

Cathie

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 11:40 am Click here to edit this post

from this morning's live feeds:

George looking at recipes.. one for Mock Turkey something.. asks how do you mock a turkey.

Curt: Point your finger at it and laugh.

Fruitbat

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 12:29 pm Click here to edit this post

to the pug:

"I love you more than anyone I know with 6 nipples."

This was amoungst many other funny statements said to the dog. He was dancing with Brit and they were bored and tired. He talked to Chiquita for quite awhile in this mode. Very funny. This is the only one I remember.

Room_101

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 01:19 pm Click here to edit this post

well this one is old but...

in one of their dawn bbq, curtis was grilling some chickens and britt asked if he can 'bast' the chicken with some sauce..
he started to put the sauce on the chicken and said to britt "i am the master-baster!" in that HG accent...

Therlin

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 01:29 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis is trying to get Chiquita to go through the tube for their weekly channel.

Curtis keeps saying "go thru! go thru!"

Chiquita goes around the tube and Curtis exclaims "alright! She has mastered "go around!" "

Van251

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 04:35 pm Click here to edit this post

How about when they were trying to guess which houseguest did the least chores in that game? He said totally Britt! Then they said, are you sure? And he said, well, okay, who else does nothing? LOL!!!!!

Curtismaximus

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 06:14 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis: "if no one is watching why not let us get shit-faced."

damn straight!

Dukensuki

Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 10:02 pm Click here to edit this post

The HG's sitting around the table discussing what terrible punishment BB could throw at them for not cooperating.

Cass said, "Well, what could they do?"

Curtis, "Lets not give them any ideas, make a list for them"

Suziebird7

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 01:31 am Click here to edit this post

One of my favorites:
After George accidently exposed himself, George thanked the HG for telling him. Curtis piped up, "And we thank you for putting it back in!"

Curtismaximus

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 10:41 am Click here to edit this post

names for chiquita:

PUG-a-licious
PUG-a-rama
PUG-a-nator