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Ras_Al

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 06:04 pm Click here to edit this post

F4 - Brittany says she never expected to be attracted to someone in the house. BB asked her which chores she did and didn't like. Jamie leaves and heads to the RR.. F3 - Brittany in bathroom messing around in front of mirror. F4 - Boy's room. Eddie in bed? Lights are on, must be doing something.. F1&F2 - baking and cooking in the kitchen..

Bexpez

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 06:21 pm Click here to edit this post

yay new MB...
jaime laying on the bed, talking with eddie, she seems down, he asks "whats up" she feels nostalgic? eddie, hmm....she tells eddie whats going on in the house, george cooking dinner, etc. she says she is tired today, down about tomorrow (aren't nominations wednesday?)

Bexpez

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 06:27 pm Click here to edit this post

eddie admits he has never read a book in his life (except for school) complains about entertainment situation in the house (you only got your mind) Jaime...hmmm. jaime leaves room, eddie gets back to reading. Camera follows jaime to kitchen, she asks what she can tell eddie (about dinner ETA) Karen is wearing a ball cap, playing some association game "things that have to do with first moon landing" Curtis is playing too. Jaime sits and plays along.

Bbgunner

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 06:58 pm Click here to edit this post

New challenge. Karen was given envelopes for each person. They are to open their envelope, read it, but not divulge the contents to ANYONE. They have 15 minutes to do something, but Karen hasn't said what yet. George says he doesn't understand and she explained in more detail to him, but I couldn't hear. He's saying "Bad idea, guys!" Oh, it's "The Karen Springer Show" and they are all guests.

George is talking to the cameras saying they fried him at the roast and now they're going to do this to him. says they have a grudge against him. Brittany says she hates this kind of cr**.

Bbgunner

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:00 pm Click here to edit this post

Cass says the point is that they're trying to make them all look stupid, but it will be funny. They can show their sheet to Karen because she's the host, but not to anyone else.

George went into the bedroom and gave something to Eddie asking him to hide it. Couldn't see what. George is changing clothes. Eddie's reading, using a picture of Monica as a bookmark.

This is going to occur before dinner.

Bbgunner

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:01 pm Click here to edit this post

Josh is evidently the bouncer. He's changing clothes for the part. Brit says it will probably be his Chippendale's outfit. Karen is urging everyone to play it up. Jamie asks what happens if they protest. Karen says that's not allowed; she won't let them do that. She says they're obviously trying to hit on people's soft spots. Brit complains that it "isn't us" and it makes her scared about editing.

Ewing99

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:08 pm Click here to edit this post

F5, why not:

Something different: The Control Room!

two or 3 people in the control room.
First Row: 7 or 8 Monitors, 2nd Row: 15, 3rd Row: ca. 13 monitors.They talk:

"I'm wondering where that come from..they don't interact anymore really...did you remember that Josh Chippendale Thing..You're not allowed to..
(ok, control room s@#$s.., but sometimes they give a cool feed..ok boys & girls, you know your part...(what they talkin' abou..?)2 or 3 persons in the control room. Who is God or Sasha...is that robert, it must be a different robert, robert marlow?..{ok no chance for F5, but i wanna try it again.Now they talk about the red room

Bbgunner

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:12 pm Click here to edit this post

George says he thinks he might have a hit of that keg. Josh whispered something to Britt, couldn't hear. Everyone is getting into character by changing clothes, etc. Karen is out smoking.

Jamie is putting her hair in 2 long braids. Britt is doing something to her hair - looks like she's making it wild by teasing it and then putting on hairspray. Josh says this is stupid. Has changed into shorts and and tank top with backwards baseball cap.

Cass is now outside talking with Cass saying everyone has been kinda crazy whacko except her. laughing. BB said something to Karen, couldn't hear. They moved the table out of the way and put the chairs up against it so they are facing the living room (like seating for a panel).

Curtis is making french fries.

Jamie just asked Britt if she should draw on freckles since she's supposed to be a country girl. Brit continues to worry about how this will be edited -- worries that they won't tell the public that this is scripted and set up, that they will think they are just bored anddid this on their own and she's not comfortable with that.

Bbgunner

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:19 pm Click here to edit this post

Okay, the plan is that they sit in the living room as the "audience" and then are called to the "stage" one by one to do their thing. Josh is first, Jamie last.

Karen asks them to each play their part to the hilt and make it "Springer stuff". She thinks it will be really funny. George says "Yeah, it's okay to fry George every Monday night!"

Karen asking which camera she's supposed to look at. Curtis tells her not to worry about it. BB is silent.

Sher

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:31 pm Click here to edit this post

Eddie is the first guest (garbage collector)
Cass comes out as his wife who is a pro wrestler with a secret to reveal-she has another man-Geaorge the librarian. George is going crazy crying and overacting. Cass is doing a pretty good job. Also they reveal she's a man.

Sher

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:34 pm Click here to edit this post

Curtis walks out and is introduced as Eddie's siamese twin brother separated at birth and he got the extra leg (Curtis is pretty funny). There's much hooting and hollering. George is still crying. Eddie has a secret, Jamie (a country girl...accent and all) She lives in a trailer and is Eddie's mistress.

Bbgunner

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:37 pm Click here to edit this post

Britt wonders who is watching this show if they want to see this. Curtis says no one is watching!

George goes for "one hit" of beer before starting.

BB reminds them that it's the Karen Springer show, not Jerry.

Hello, I'm Karen Springer, I'm the host of the Jerry Springer show!
Everyone laughs and she starts over! :)

Welcome everyone to the Karen Springer show! First guest is Eddie. Lot's of woofs from the audience.

Eddie, I gather you're a garbagecollecter and real-life romeo. And you're married? Who to?

E: Lovely wife, her name is Cassandra.

Let's bring out Cassandra! They hug. Cass has her hair in curlers.

K: Cassandra, what's your occupation.
C: Professional wrestler.
K: I gather you have a secret?
C: yes, unfortunately Eddie doesn't know about it....(standard stuff) I love you Eddie, but the marriage is not satisfying
E: What do you mean! I work, I bring you love, what do you mean! What am I lacking?
C: I'm a demanding woman
E: I pick garbage for you every day! This is how you thank me in front of these people (fake crying)
C: I can't help it, my eyes are roamin'. I've given you several years, but you just haven't done it for me. You smell like garbage and it never leaves.

K: Let's go ahead and bring him out! What's his name?

George enters in a pink shirt

E: HIM! You brought HIM here!
(Standard Springer kind of yelling stuff here)
(George is crying. Eddie tries to attack him. Josh plays bouncer.)
C: I'm sorry, Eddie.

George says he's just a librarian, but Cass was such a turn-on he couldn't resist. G: You and me and Stephen King. C: I feel the same way.

C: Can I just explain. I want Eddie to understand.

(George won't shut up crying in a high-pitched whine)
G: I looked in them eyes, I looked at that body and there was nothing that could save me from it!

K: Cassandra I'm told you also have another secret?

(Eddie said something about a snot rocket - yells at George to shut up with his sniveling)

C: what other secret?
K: That you're really a man.
Eddie jumps up and wants to rock and roll "go toe to toe".
K: Eddie does this make you gay?
C: It was ALL good, even if I am a man.
E: You're right, I'm sorry.
K: How does that make you feel, George?
G: Beauty is only skin deep, you're still mine!
C: See, I've got the power!

K: we have another secret here. Curtis?
Eddie and Curtis embrace to yells of "Paisan!"

K: Curtis, I understand this is your twin separated at birth?
C: This is my siamese twin brother Eddie. We were separated at birth. I got the extra leg and we're kicking a$$!

Curtis says he owns the garbage business in the greater NY Long Island area and he's gonna get Cass whacked! Much chaos ensues. George still crying.

K: I understand, Eddie, that YOU have a secret. I'd like to bring out my next guest, Jamie.

E: Yeah! That's my secret!
J: I'm nothin' but a country girl and when I'm in my double-wide trailer at night, I get lonely. Eddie, he comes and takes my garbage every day and I see him out there... (great little country accent) Eddie, shall I let it be known? I'm Eddie's mistress. I ain't proud of it!

K: Eddie, what do you think about all this. Are you comfortable that you've been married to a man who's been fooling around with a librarian and now look at you!

E: I'd like to explain myself. Says he prefers to be known as a master of the custodial arts. Says it gets cold on the route.

George says something about when it comes time, Eddie can't deliver.

K: I understand that you have a secret, too, Jamie.

E: I cant handle any more secrets!

K: Let's bring out Jamie's secret, Brittany.
E: Who the hell is Brittany!
B: You bi*** you cheated on me with THAT!

(standard Springer stuff again)

(gott save this long thread!)

Sher

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:39 pm Click here to edit this post

Now Jamie reveals her secret...Brittany who comes out and goes crazy calling Jamie a "•••••" for cheating on her with Eddie. There a lot of yelling screaming and Karen trying to get them to settle down. Brit has her own secret-she's an alien. The scene is not very funny (in my opinion)

Bbgunner

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 07:41 pm Click here to edit this post

K: Brittany, I hear YOU have a secret.
B: what? It's just that I've been working overtime. I'm not exactly something from earth. I'm an alien! I always go to the country to pick my women!
G: You were in the May issue of the Enquirer!
C: you come down and take innocent women off the planet!
B: you were with a man!!!

Eddie tries to pick up Karen for after the show. Josh says he'll take the space alien chik.

Lots of yelling back and forth with accusations. Missed who did it, but someone pulled out a pair of Karen's underwear and said "you left these in my house!" Lots of laughing

George STILL crying. Curtis says he'll take Britt and Jamie with him to be his "Mafia Princesses".

Karen says Thanks for being on my show. Everyone still laughing. It's over.

Sher

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:10 pm Click here to edit this post

Everyone's eating, discussing the show they put on. Cass is angry that as the only woman of color SHE had to be the loud one. She's sick of it and is going to bring it up in the RR. The others gently try to explain that they were probably given the roles to make fun of their personalities, and since she's quiet it would be funny. Cass mmm-hmms about it. Brit didn't like being told what to do.

Sher

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:15 pm Click here to edit this post

They are talking about someone's name that was said (by Brit lately?) and how people could look him up on the internet. They discuss editting and Eddie says that if they say s*** it won't be aired, but I couldn't understand whether they thought it would or wouldn't be aired on the internet.

Whatever

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:17 pm Click here to edit this post

Brittany, without actually saying it, expressed a lot of concern and fear over being "typecast" as the alien (worried it would damage her image- ha!)

"but this isn't really us"

"how will they edit this"

"they can't use much of it, the show is only 20 minutes" (I guess hopeful she wouldn't be the cornerstone soundbite.)

Later, with group critiquing the challenge and analyzing why BB picked their individual roles, Brittany was whining again- "I can be retarded on my own, without being told!"

A few chuckles, but comment mostly dismissed, except for Cassandra, reflexively offering a comment to soothe Brittany's self-doubt...

Chrisp

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:19 pm Click here to edit this post

Hi folks! I'll take a turn on the new board...

Dinner wrapping up. Eddie gets up and asks who wants a root beer float? Jamie volunteers to go help him make them.

While they make the floats, Jamie and Eddie sing "Calendar Girl" again. Cass and Karen are cleaning up.

Eddie says "D*mn, you s*ck at grating cheese!"
Jamie: "Yeah? You s*ck at being nice!"

Curtis comments that dinner was good, it was all "comfort food".

Eddie yells "Open the stooooorrraaage roooooom dooooor!" laughs...

George comments that they have plenty of leftovers...

Pretty dull stuff at the moment.

Sher

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:21 pm Click here to edit this post

Robert calls Brit into the RR. Karen seems to be on a first name basis with the BB people. Jamie is still trying to figure out names.

Jana

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:23 pm Click here to edit this post

Question for the night: What is the most outrageous thing you have done in public....Karen and Britt say they can't say....Josh just says "oh no , oh no"....Britt says she did something bad at a boys bathroom at a drive-in, but she can't say it on tv....Karen: this on could hang me....britt says she'll just talk about when she mooned her co-workers....sorry guys, i dont have any fancy colors, just words....

Jana

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:26 pm Click here to edit this post

the brittney bathroom thing wasnt anything big....just her using a men's urinal, whoopie....brit is just now saying, "gosh i wish this wasn't on tv!"....wouldn't it be fun if they really didn't know they were?, hee hee

Chrisp

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:28 pm Click here to edit this post

Talking about "Robert" and "Heidi" outside, evidently members of the BB production staff. They met these people before entering the house.

...

Brit says she did something in the boys bathroom at a drive-in movie that she cannot repeat on television.
Josh: "Except you just DID!"
Brit: "But you don't know what...

"Actually, I kinda want to tell you. I got applause from all the guys in the bathroom."

She want them to guess. They all guess that she peed standing up. Karen and Brit both admit to having done that. Jamie mentions the scene from "The Full Monty".

They give up guessing what it was...

Josh tells a story about he was the first guy in 30 years to join some all-women's club. He had no idea it was an all-women's club until a girl told him. He decided to join anyway, and the next year there were 5 guys who joined after him.

Brit: "I've got a good state fair story too. God, I wish we weren't on TV!!"

Feed switches to the other end of the yard, where Karen is smoking another cig, enjoying her "quiet time". Then she yells to George, "The American public is gonna vote you out, George!" in response to something he said. "Just kidding!"

"That's fine!" he says and comes over to join her.

Evidently, the discussion topic is about embarrassing things they've done.

Jana

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:31 pm Click here to edit this post

karen is messing with the chickens...everyone is trying to think of their stories....Karen wants a bowl for the chicken eggs.....7 eggs today!!!!....karen and brit just can't think of an answer to the question that they can repeat...Jamie saying hers was trying out for Baywatch (to Brit)....Brit didn't know that (i dont think she knows that Jamie was actually on the show)....they came to Jamie's school i guess looking for actresses...they picked 25 guys and girls from different schools....jamie got picked, they flew her out and competed....she just said that she was on it (Baywatch)....jamie wants to know if brit can tell that story ***when in doubt - namedrop (jamie's strategy lately)***

Chrisp

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:35 pm Click here to edit this post

They're all trying to think of their "outrageous" stories. The problem seems to be that they all have one, but can't (or won't) tell them on TV.

Josh is at the sink telling Cass a story about singing karaoke "Friends in Low Places" in front of 10,000 students at a school event. That's the first time he ever sang in public before entering the house. A friend he's known since 5th grade told his sister that "he's coming out of his shell".

Cass says "And breaking up with your GF had something to do with it?"

"Probably so" says Josh. "I also think my ex, she uhh, she was used to having a lot of attention. She didn't like ME having a lot of attention."

Cass "So how's she doing with THIS?"

Josh "Don't know. She's either loving me or hating me. I still think she's a great person. I'll never rag on her in here. She doesn't have a voice out there."

Cass "Yeah, that's between you and her, anyway."

He can't think of another story...

Still cleaning dishes...

Jana

Monday, August 07, 2000 - 08:37 pm Click here to edit this post

i mean Jamie wanted to know if SHE could tell that story as her most outrageous - Brit said yes....we know Miss Washington couldn't say anything too scandalous......Brit says they can't say anything that involves alcohol, other substances, or nudity! they all agree! cass says she is having trouble with the "ed man" today (joking)....George says plenty of mac and cheese left over (hmmm was it good).....they think George should DEFINITELY tell the roof story (see last night).....ok, im off to watch Letterman grill the hooker