Who created the best Big Brother tag line or one-liner?

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Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 03:59 pm Click here to edit this post

Reading the Curtis-isms site inspired an idea for a new contest:

Which houseguest can lay claim to the best tag line or one-liner and what was it?

Woodpekker

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:04 pm Click here to edit this post

"Close it Eddie, I ain't taken it."

Fifi

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:06 pm Click here to edit this post

It should be Mega's "Don't write checks that your A$$ can't cash."

Eddie must have liked the line cause he repeated it to the dog. :)

Boogie

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:15 pm Click here to edit this post

I think Josh said it this morning..."The Adventures of Infinity, ?, and Fabu" (i forget 2nd name!!)

since they ended up winners???

actually, i like the one Fifi said..."don't write checks that your ass can't cash."

Razor

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:28 pm Click here to edit this post

I think Curtis had the most telling one during their drunken croquet match on wed night. When telling the order of turns: "It's Eddie, me, then Sloshy. Just like always." Eddie found this quite funny, we'll see if Curtis eerily predicted the outcome.

Ocean_Islands

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:31 pm Click here to edit this post

George shows up wearing a red shirt and green shorts (with blue hair). "Cassandra is this too bright?"

Cassandra: Oh, you're never too bright, George!

Donnalea

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 06:17 pm Click here to edit this post

Jordan: "Okay, who voted me out?!?!?"

Sundancer

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 06:58 pm Click here to edit this post

Karen "That is SO not right", an expression
she used many times.

Mbliving

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:06 pm Click here to edit this post

Donnalea, what made it even better was when George stated the same thing after everyone nominated him.

Deeya

Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:14 pm Click here to edit this post

Haters!!!!

Slackers!!!!

Eddie two catch phrases have been picked up by a lot of people...

Of course I do like Mega's line.. "don't write checks your ass can't cash" that has already been mentioned.

Needmylifeback

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:08 pm Click here to edit this post

George asking Eddie "Do you need a hand Eddie?" Eddie's reply "No, George - I need a leg!"

or along the same line - BB telling Eddie to cool his heels (while waiting to get into the red room) and Eddie replies "Heel - that's Heel!"

Punkgrrl

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:09 pm Click here to edit this post

Boogie - the other name is Ultra

Adven39

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:26 pm Click here to edit this post

"Do it, Hollywood"

Jana

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:32 pm Click here to edit this post

by Eddie:
"And on the eighth day God created Brittany"

Ocean_Islands

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:39 pm Click here to edit this post

I also liked the Eddie Brit exchange:

"Don't be Stoopid!"

Ewing99

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 01:52 pm Click here to edit this post

I have too much, sorry!

Here are my faves:

BEST KAREN ADDICT PHRASE:
08/15: Karen is asking the camera man to give her a cigarette 'You can throw it over the wall in a tennis ball'

BEST STUPID BB PHRASE, BB MIC TEST (BY ACCIDENT?): 08/09 at 06:53 AM : "1,2,3,4... just wanted to see if this works this way... and it did! Goodbye"

BEST ABOUT BB, CASSANDRA ON BB: 08/15 "The Big Brother machine- it's all about using people."-

BEST CURTIS "COMMERCIAL":08/12: "At Mattel, they're going to have to recall the Brittany action figures!" (after Brit has dyed her hair from pink to green)

NOT MY FAVORITE, BUT THE MOST STUPID QUOTE BY GEORGE:
ABOUT JEWS/HITLER: "how come the Jewish people didn't just hide somewhere?" (08/19)

BEST ONE WORD COMMENT:
after BRITS BREAST FALL OUT OF TOP: 08/05 #1 (on the raft, comment: "OOPS" and puts it back in)

MOST STUPID EROTIC TAGS:
08/02 Jordan: "I'm gonna become a porn star after this",

08/09 Brit: "It's not my fault that all Maya Angelou's poems are sexual!"

08/23 Brit to Pug: "You don't know how sexy you are. I want to have sex with you. That is how sexy you are"

08/18 George calls Josh a "pornosaur"

Best COMMENT AFTER THE CONTROVERSIAL ROASTING:
08/14 "we are rats trapped in a cage" (brit and karen)

Best slogan for proving CBS + GEORGE's "other" masterplan:
(in the redrum)
George:"if you want me to stay here you can cool it..") (08/15)

Most funny and stupid conversation over 24 HOURS and more, example:
08/18 -from the famous MAP CONTEST Learnings:

Josh: "St. Louis MO to Detroit MI"
Josh: "55N, to 80, go east on 80, north on 75 to Detroit." (correct)
Jamie: "San Diego CA to Chicago IL.." was corrected by "Indianapolis IN to Little Rock AR" (coz it wasn't on the list). "..south on 65 to the 10. Then all the way west to Texas, connect to 20, go east on 20 until you hit 30. Then east on 30 until you hit Little Rock AR" (correct)
Curtis: "Denver CO to Nashville TN. Curtis: "North on 25 to 80, east on 80 to 35. Then south on 35 to the 40. Then east to Nashville. (correct)."

Cassandra: "Minneapolis MN" (Brit says "yeah!") "..to San Francisco CA."
Cass: "35 south to 80 West, all the way to SF" (correct).

Eddie: "Seattle WA to Albuquerque NM". Ed: "south on I-5 until u reach I-10. East on I-10 until you reach I-25. Take I-25 north into Albuquerque." (correct)
Brittany: "Philadelphia PA to Dallas TX." Brit: "85 N to 80 80 W to 35. 35 S to Dallas" (correct).

George about New Haven CT to Atlanta GA. George: (didn't get it all) "95 south to 10 back to...duh..west...we will take 35 to the north...then 20 back to the east...." (correct)......" etc etc etc...............(LOL)

Alib

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 07:17 pm Click here to edit this post

How about "Suck it and deal" from Curtis. I say it often to hubby & kids, especially since I have returned to school (and work full time) so laundry, housework, lunches, etc don't always get done (also needed time for BB).

Shipwreck

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 07:41 pm Click here to edit this post

••••• work...

Hopeless

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 07:44 pm Click here to edit this post

I think it was Curtis (maybe Eddie?)who said to Brittany "You don't do dishes, you do foreplay disguised as dishes." That one was so true and had me rolling on the floor!

Bigbrotherchick

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 09:18 pm Click here to edit this post

I liked the one where it where bedtime was announced and Brittany said "And big brother hears the pitter patter of little feet as they run off to bed" and Eddie said "And in Eddies case you hear Pitter Pitter"

This one STILL cracks me up.

Itsme

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 10:03 pm Click here to edit this post

Another Eddie and his one legged jokes was when they were doing the body painting and George was doing Brittany's legs and he says to Eddie "Ed you wanna grab a leg?" To which Eddie replied "Yeah, I'll take a left one thanks." Another time he was pretending he was taking offense to someone saying something about hopping and he said "That's a biased remark that's aimed at me "hopping" it's because I hop" Also he and Brittany doing "Don't be stupid" and when they were wrestling and he started screaming "Help she has me in the virgin trap" LOL! I can't remember exactly but that one had me LOL! I can't remember them all but most of the time when I was on the laptop at night trying to stifle my laughter or when there were tears running down my face Eddie was the culprit. Oh I miss these peopele.

Itsme

Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 10:05 pm Click here to edit this post

Okay so that's way more than one but I can't choose. And I meant people not peopele <G>

Big_Al

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 12:16 am Click here to edit this post

I agree with Alib that the most repeatable phrase was Curtis' comment to Jordan: "Suck it up and deal!"

Iggy

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 12:55 am Click here to edit this post

i'm suprised no one's mentioned this one yet, but it's my favorite line to date.

Eddie goes in boys room at 4am and wakes up George and says "Hey George. It's four o'clock and we're drinkin. you commin?"

Kitkat

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 01:04 am Click here to edit this post

At one of the first drunken barbecues. Curtis saying something about he would be known as "an alcoholic Asiatic attorney'

Alib

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 09:37 am Click here to edit this post

How about the other night when they called Josh a smurf after Curtis put the blue dye in his hair. I think Eddie also said he looked like a pixie.

So many good memories ... ah, the summer of 2000!

Scribe

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 11:28 am Click here to edit this post

I recall Curtis saying Suck it up and Deal to Jordon...it works all around...but knowing how Jordon had been whining so much it was just toooo good in that context.

Noslonna

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 01:05 pm Click here to edit this post

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

Eddie was eating pizza and held it up to the cam, "Want some?" It looked like the camera moved away or was (shaking it's head!) when Eddie asked that question. It was a very funny response, especially considering the circumstances, and appropriate to a voyeuristic TV show, "Look at me when I'm talking to you."

Stevev43

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 01:52 pm Click here to edit this post

I don't remember the exact phrase, but it was during the challenge when the back yard was full of pugs. Eddie notices the one missing a hind leg and wisecracks that "I'm hangin' out with the three-legged one. He's goin' home with me." Or words to that effect. Thought it was very quick and witty. LMAO

Bigbrother2000

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 04:12 pm Click here to edit this post

My faves were:
George asking Eddie if he thought that he had lost weight since being in the Big Brother house and Eddie saying "Yea George, you have...coming in here you had more chins than a Hong kong phone book."
I also like:
When they all found out that there were nude photos of them on the web and Jamie said "I just hope they put my face on a nice body." and Eddie said "I just hope they put my face on a body with 2 legs."

LOL...I have so many...Karen saying when eddie was peeing in the yard "OMG, he's freakin' peeing."

John

Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 07:07 pm Click here to edit this post

Here's a good one from Josh; that night he and Brit came closest to kissing and they went out to the yard. Josh: "The reason I don't want to kiss you is because I like you." Kinda makes you want to say huh and aah at the same time.

Ocean_Islands

Monday, October 02, 2000 - 01:27 pm Click here to edit this post

Karen: I like to be crazy and have fun, and be stupid, sometimes. But [with George] it's "total idiots," all the time!

Lafatme

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 01:02 am Click here to edit this post

i'm not a george fan but i vote for "a man in a toga ain't got a plan"

also, that pitter, pitter line is really a crack up.

Shadowkat9

Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 12:35 pm Click here to edit this post

I was looking at the archives (to get my "fix" :)) and found this comment by Josh to Brit: "I would be the greatest guy in the world... if I could just be castrated right now," :)