Spaga | Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 02:06 pm  ......the Renovators have to tear away your arms and legs from around the computer so they can shampoo the carpet. ......your husband threatens to stop making payments on the computer so you can get your beauty sleep. Says you need MORE beauty sleep. hmm ......your family puts a mirror on the computer screen so you can see your red, swollen eyes. ......your wife tapes a note to your computer screen that says DON'T FORGET TO BLINK. ......your family leaves notes on the toilet seat, coffee maker and frige so they can communicate with you. (All true) |