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Biscottiii
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05-29-2004

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 12:07 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Biscottiii a private message Print Post    
Tonight Tonight is pull out the popcorn night!

Hey everbody, revv up them thare TV machines.

Survivor: South Pacific

Survivalism

Sallycat22
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08-31-2005

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 1:02 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sallycat22 a private message Print Post    
I was not in favor of the Redemption Island, but now that I have gotten used to it, I kinda look forward to seeing what happens.
Some of these people better get more face time, so we will know if we like them or hate them.

Tntitanfan
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08-03-2001

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 1:46 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tntitanfan a private message Print Post    
I can't believe I got mixed up and scheduled my TN Reptickets for "All My Sons" for tonight!

Lilfair
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07-09-2003

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 2:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lilfair a private message Print Post    
Yikes, I forgot it was Wednesday!!!! Survialism tonight! In lieu of the popcorn I'm doin chocolate and wine ;).

I couldn't tell you anyones name right now besides Hantz 2.0 and Couch. And the hunky well spoken hunky Albert but that's my last name so remembering it is kinda a cheat ;)

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 3:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
I am going to dine of potato chips and tea during the show.

Mamabatsy
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08-05-2005

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 4:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mamabatsy a private message Print Post    
Since I'm on the West Coast and will be watching the East Coast feed, I will have an early supper while watching. It's cold and raining here, so tuna salad and tomato soup - my comfort food for rainy days.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
I may be having some problems with my connection, so I'll try to spoil tonight, but I don't know how effective I'll be

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Day 7; Ozzy was into survivalism when he was a kid and liked Robinson Crusoe, the brilliant novel by Dafoe, and he is in the hammock with Elyse, which annoys Jim, because if anyone is going to be anyone's My Man Friday, it's going to be Jim, not Elyse. Jim has therefore decided he wants to get Elyse out next. He runs this idea by Woody Allen, and they describe her as a "variable," so this is beginning to sound like the last season of LOST.

Woody Allen says this will buy him another three days, so even though Jim, the marijuana dispenser/poker player is a 'sketchy character," c'est la vie. He'll ride it out like the Harvard cowboy he is.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:07 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Staying in here for Tish's spoiling, letting Colossus watch a comedy on television to take his mind off Puss.

Thanks for doing this, Tish!! You know I love your spoiling.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:08 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Harvard cowboy. LOLOL.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
At Upolu, Hantz 2.0 sees the game as "so jacked up" because he started gravitating toward lying to people, but now he's going to be a better persopn, a better player, and a better survivor. So he is apologizing to Mikayla, who tells us in her confessional that he should maybe think a few times before he opens his mouth; I mean, look who his uncle is! And then we see a shark in the water.

Hantz 2.0 is doing some gospel about lying and admitting there's a core five and he's so sickening as he's telling the truth that I somehow hate him even more when he's honest than when he's lying. Edna, to whom he was speaking, then appears in a confessional wearing something that makes her look like a flight attendant.

Dawn has been uncomfortable in her underwear because she's a Mormon and the underwear might be transparent, so she's super psyched about the new swimsuits! The girls are all terribly excited about the new swimsuits, but she dawn thinks she might be the "Rudy" of her tribe, but she obviously doesn't realize that Rudy had personality, unlike her.

Ozzy tells us something about planning a few steps ahead, and says that "Jimmy" is scrambling too much. Jimmy and Woody Allen are headed to RI to watch the challenge, which nobody wants to go to for some reason. I think Dawn should have gone because, frankly, the more you see her, the less you like her.

"Papa bear" is back and pledges his affection for the group that voted him off. And now Hantz 2.0 is doing another of his "I'm so sorry" speeches and I really am disliking him more as an honest person than as a dishonest one. He's just too earnest and he acts like one of those friends we all have who, when they stop drinking, decide that anyone who has a drink has to be an alcoholic. That's why I drink alone.

Now the challenge, which is stupid and involves throwing bean bags or something. This is not scintillating TV, but Christine is doing well as Probst keeps talking and talking and talking. No amount of talking is going to make this interesting Jeff, so I'm just going to wait and tell you who wins. It's not even fun snarking on. WE ARE TIED 8-8! 9-9!!!! And he can say it with a million exclamation points and it's still uninteresting. Christine wins and "Papa Bear" talks about how being on the show fulfilled a dream and he cautiously throws his buff in the fire.

Christine wants us to know she's still in it and she's still fighting and a bunch of other cliches.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Day 10 at Upolu, there's ALBERT! Edna is talking and saying she needs to be cordial and polite and they just showed Stacy and I realize she hasn't spoken more than 3 sentences the past two episodes, but now shes talking about Ricochet Rabbit and an off switch and she needs to be disconnected. Stacy really needs a bra with more support because...just no.

Apparently Edna asks too many questions, but coach likes it when she walks on his back so it's all good. And now I'm not liking Edna because it looks like she plays all these dumb woman games, but not in interesting ways like Parvati, but in stupid ways like laughing at everything a man says.

Woody Allen is concerned that the numbers aren't going to work with just Jim, the marijuana dispenser/poker player, and he's trying to talk to Dawn into getting rid of Elyse. He thinks it will "devastate" Ozzy and make the other pretty people worry. Does this mean Woody doesn't see himself as one of the pretty people? And during the High Holidays, Woody! Don't disappoint your bubbele!

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:33 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
An Albert sighting in the wild. Gotta love it.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:36 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Immunity Challenge/Reward Challenge:

3 members have a pole across their shoulders, who gets the weight is determined by the other tribe, last left standing wins immunity for their tribe. Reward is chickens! Oh, where is Shambo now? Or Alicia, waving her finger at the vegetarian girl whose name I've forgotten. I loved Alicia.

Each round is 20 lbs. Wow they have LOTS of weight on them. Dawn and Stacy 100; Jim and Keith 200 lbs, Albert and Brandon at 100. Keith goes down; Albert goes down before he breaks the Survivor record. Jim and Hantz 2.0 both have 220 lbs (I may have screwed up these weight totals). Jim and Brandon now have 240 lbs on them. Jim looks like he might give out...and he does. Now Hantz 2.0 is going to lose it....he's gone. Dawn vs Stacy are the final two standing and I predict Dawn will win because Stacy has hers at her butt. Dawn says she's "kinda losing it on my back" and she sure looks like it's going to be the end. Both have 140 lbs....I swear, the way Stacy is holding onto hers has to be cheating. But it doesn't matter because the weight falls off her ample bottom and Dawn wins the immunity challenge.

Dawn says she has a lot to contribute and she can't believe it and all that stuff they say when they win. I'd like a schizophrenic on this show who said unexpected stuff.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
How fun is that, the chicks were the last ones standing.

Jag2000
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07-01-2009

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jag2000 a private message Print Post    
If they send Stacie home, that is not nice. She tried her hardest in that challenge. Almost won.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:54 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
At Upolu, Stacy says she's proven she has a lot of strength and she might be blindsided. Coach tells her it was "pretty awesome" the way she was holding the weight. Coach tells them to pick themselves up and fight another day and other coach-speak (and I mean generic coach-speak, not Coach-speak, which typically involves dragons and the Amazon).

Edna is worried the tribe thinks she might be the weakest link and Stacy says she's "scrambling like scrambled eggs in a hot skillet" and then something about "bones on bones can't, you know, with the bones," and I swear I never understand the variety of ways Stacy butchers les phrases quotidians. Stacy tells Coach she's been pulling her weight and, when he walks away, she says she's not buying Coach's bS and she has to "kick it" and "get in to fit in and kick it with the next man"...I swear I can't figure out what the hell she's talking about and maybe Stacy is the schizophrenic contestant I have been looking for.

Hantz 2.0 says it's a selfish game and you have to do what you have to do to win. Stacy told Hantz that Mikayla, Albert, and Sophie have something going on, which Hantz 2.0 believes, but Coach is telling him not to worry. How many people screwed you the past 2 times you played?, Hantz 2.0 asks Coach, and Coach says it's because he had his head in the sand.

Coach is worried Hantz 2.0 is going to kick over the can and Coach can't let Hantz 2.0 or anything mess up his third time in the game.

Tribal Council:
Stacy was strong and gave an effort, but Probst says to Coach, but she lost to Dawn. Coach says that Stacy isn't on the fence because she was tough. Sophie says you need to be both physically strong and team unity. Rick, the guy with the 70s gay porn star mustache is going to speak! He says Albert snores! I don't care. He can snore in my ear, Rick. Edna says the most annoying thing about Stacy is that she finds it hard to engage her because she doesn't open up. Stacy says she really does open up and, believe me, with that unsupportive bra, she has no choice but to open up. Mikayla says that she can't forget who Hantz 2.0's uncle is, but Hantz 2.0 says he' proud of being a Hantz and he doesn't have to apologize for it. Now Hantz 2.0 starts talking about temptation and he tearfully says eh wants to be somebody God's proud of, and he doesn't want to be misrepresented to his family because it effected his family big time when the Hantz 1.0 stuff went down and I'm actually feeling bad for ol' 2.0.

Albert speaks! Trust is "certainly something on everybody's mind" and it will count in the vote tonight. Albert is delicious.

Tallying the votes:

Edna
Stacy
Stacy
Stacy
Stacy
Stacy is the 4th person voted off.

Coach whispers to the tribe to give her a hug, but she's having NONE of it and frankly I don't blame her. They are a shady, shady group. Stacy says "I WILL be back." For all my snarking on her tonight, I hope she's right.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:58 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
That's some trash right there, she stepped up to the plate for the team. I hope Albert snores in your ear soon, Trish, hubbahubbadingding indeed.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Next time on....Survivor!

Coach doesn't like being called Benjamin. They are eating something that looks like a pig on a spit, but without their hands and it's gross.

Stacy goes to RI and commiserates with Christine about Coach hatred.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 5:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Thank you for the spoiling, Tishala - always hilarious!!!

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 6:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Thank you. Off to Modern Family. Need to find an east coast feed.

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 6:00 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Three poultry hostages again.

Jag2000
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07-01-2009

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 6:01 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Jag2000 a private message Print Post    
What a rat Coach is...what was their reason for voting Stacey out? Because Coach said so!

Nerovh
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06-12-2005

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 6:06 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Nerovh a private message Print Post    
Man, that was pretty darn crappy of them to vote out Stacey after her awesome performance at that challenge. None of those other women could have come close to the amount of weight she held up. Edna would have fallen apart after the first set of bags was put up. She's pretty much good for nothing except to annoy people, so why on earth did they keep her? I hope that stupid decision comes back to bite them in the butt.

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Wednesday, October 05, 2011 - 6:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
Coach really talked down to Brandon. He is becoming the old Coach again.