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Biscottiii
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05-29-2004

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 12:08 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Biscottiii a private message Print Post    
Does this mean someone is going to do the Chicken Dance & eat them thar birds? OR rip some meat off some platform? Jeepers, I saw a coml, why don't they COOK that hunk of meat to make it more palatable? I don't know, am prepared to get grossed out.

Survivor: South Pacific

Taste the Victory

Pamy
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01-02-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamy a private message Print Post    
YAH!!!! Forgot today was WED!! TY Bisc for making me smile this morning

Lexie_girl
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07-30-2004

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 7:54 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Lexie_girl a private message Print Post    
Bisc, I would imagine the pig was roasted. Obviously, TPTB can't have Survivors getting food poisoning eating raw meat.

Tntitanfan
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08-03-2001

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 2:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tntitanfan a private message Print Post    
Well, FINALLY! I had my bath and supper early so that I could settle down and watch LAST night!

The week before I missed it because I thought it was on Thursday!

Lordy, but I miss my mind!!

Sallycat22
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08-31-2005

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 3:52 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sallycat22 a private message Print Post    
Good news! You haven't missed a thing.

Did you all notice that Ozzy has been winning the weekly money that we vote on?

I am enjoying this season. Thanks for all the posts.


Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:04 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
And on tonight's Survivor....

At RI, Christine and Stacy hang out, but Christine was hoping it wouldn't be Stacy. Stacy says everything over there isn't honka-dory (that's how she said it) and they're all going straight to hell with gasoline drawers on and says that she's going to start up a bee's nest and let everybody know what's going on over there with Benjamin/"Coach."

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:14 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
At Upolo, Hantz 2.0 wakes people up with tree mail. He's offended by Mikayla's "prejudice" when she judged him for being a Hantz, even though he has it tattooed on his body twice. And so this gives him the opportunity to tear up again. I recommend meds, Hantz 2.0. Seriously.

Now the RI duel: Stacy warns the red team to watch out for Upolo and both Stacy and Christine insist on calling Coach "Benjamin." Mikayla and Albert are embarrassed by Stacy's performance and Albert (looking LOVELY) says "sour grapes," but quietly.

Now the challenge: something that looks like a grown up version of mouse-trap. Probst is talking about "concentration" and now they hadd another ball to the thing as Probst against yaps about concentrating. Stacy throws another ball in and Albert calls her "so stupid." Again, this is boring boring boring. Christine keeps making good saves....and Stacy drops the ball and is done at RI. Stacy says she challenged herself and she's a funeral director, "I mean, I'm a diva," and she throws her buff into the flaming pit and leaves. Personally, I'd like to be embalmed by a diva, but I have checked with Whitney, Aretha, and Streisand and all of them have turned me down. Maybe I have to aim lower. Beyonce?

Albert says "Benjamin" is indeed running things, but he is his right hand man, and he'd hoped they could keep it under wraps so now Coach is going to be pissed. But doesn't Hantz 2.0, at the very least, also think he's Benjamin/"Coach"'s right hand man?

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:18 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Stacy was voted off but Coach's day is ruined. Oy.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:21 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Hello, Albert in underwear!!!!

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:22 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
You guys, don't be surprised if Tish can't post the next entry I suspect she's experiencing a mini-stroke right now.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:25 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
At Upolo, where we seemingly spend most of our time, Albert, looking amazing, tells Coach that Stacy exposed their secrets and, worst of all, that Stacy called him Benjamin. "If anybody calls him benjamin" yadda yadda yadda, and "could this day get any worse? It sucks."

At the other tribe, Elyse and Ozzy are in the hammock again. Elyse says she and Ozzy feel the same way about the alliance, and the merge, and everything. So here comes "the little Cochran that could," and Ozzy is asking how you spell Cochran, because writing it down wrong at TC could be embarrassing. Cochran hates seeing them sleeping in every day in "their little love blanket."

Stacy and the other girl whose name I don't know (ETA: her name is Whitney. Who knew?) are debriefing about the IR duel. Ozzy apparently said that if he were Coach, he'd get rid of Albert, which is great information for Jim, the marijuana dispenser, because it shows him that Ozzy believes in getting rid of stronger players, so he's going to use that against Ozzy with Keith.

Albert feels he has a target,so--deliciously!--he's walking around, bouncing to and fro in his boxer briefs. He finds the clue to the HII, which is somewhere near the beach, but now he is wearing board shorts, so it's not as interesting to me. To top it off, Albert decides to tell Coach and Sophie about finding the clue, but at least he didn't tell the whole alliance. But why tell Coach? And let me say, you realize just how doughy Coach is when he stands next to the beautiful Albert.

Coach, unable to find the clue,. decides to pray for the HII. And find it. Holy hell. Now he'll be around forever.

Coach thought before that the day couldn't get any worse, but now he thinks it's an OK day! "I'm not running the whole show, but right now? Pretty close!" And I'm sorry, but I want to punch him.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:26 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Jeebus, Albert in his boxer briefs was like manna from heaven. I have to watch it on the CBS site tomorrow. Frame by delicious frame.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:27 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
LOL, Tishala. You are an oak for completing that post.

Keldogg
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08-12-2005

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:29 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Keldogg a private message Print Post    
I'm loving your recaps, Tish

(However, I must say I am worried if the day comes when Albert is voted out...we may never see you again :-)

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:31 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
OK, this challenge is GGGRROOOSSSSS!!!!!

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Woody Allen says that the ocean is his canvas and the fish are his palate, and now he can be one of the "true men" who goes out fishing. Ozzy spears things hither and thither and tells us how hard it is, how he has to hold his breath, fishing is like underwater yoga, and he gets cut up all the time.

Having watched Cook Islands, Woody Allen sees Ozzy as a former superman, but he sees Ozzy as someone who thinks, despite his general laziness, that the tribe owes him deference. Cochran talks too quickly for me to get everything he's saying.

Immunity Challenge/Reward Challenge:

Reward is veggies, spices, a big loaf of bread, and of course a clue to the already-found HIIs.

And here they go, gross. Ripping the flesh and meat off a pig. my stomach is upset today and this might send me over the edge. To top it off, they have sauce all over their faces. "Coach gnawing off something big" is perhaps the line of the night. "Ozzy in there trying to get in deep. Trying to get something big going" might be another. The boys are getting all the big meat it seems. Isn't that the way? They're all grabbing meat out from each other's teeth, with their teeth, and it's making me nauseous, especially when Jim like hocked a goober into the basket. Mikayla picks up some meat off the ground after Rick dropped it. And "Jim gets a HUGE piece of meat in the end" and that might be the line of the night. But Ozzy wouldn't let go of the meat. OMG this is so gross.

"That's a lot of meat, folks."

"It is a lot of meat."

So much sexy talk on Survivor tonight.

22 lbs, 12 oz/22 lbs, 14 oz. Upolo wins immunity by 2 ounces and they get to take back the gross meat they won. They have to wash the spit off the meat and then they'll eat it and I'm going to hurl. I mean it.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
I hope I never see such a disgusting challenge on here again. I expect better from the Survivor creative teams.

Julieboo
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02-05-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:42 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Julieboo a private message Print Post    
It was so gross, I couldn't watch!

Chief
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08-09-2009

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:44 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Chief a private message Print Post    
This is the ALL TIME MOST DISGUSTING CHALLENGE EVER!!!!!!!!!

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:55 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
At Upolo, Hantz 2.0 is cooking cuz he's cajun and I guess that's what they do. Albert declares it 'so good" and then Coach does a confessional while eating and talking with his mouth totally full. My mother would have slapped him so much for that.

Woody is now telling people they're all going to have oral herpes because 99% of people have it. I Am. Not. One. Of. Them. Cochran. So Elyse is concerned that she's going to have herpes because of a nerdy Harvard law student, but not from other escapades? Yeah, try and sell that one, Elyse.

They are talking about voting off Cochran, but Jim, the marijuana dispenser/poker player uses the information about RI to convince Keith to vote off Elyse (despite the fact that Cochran annoys them). Keith tries to figure out what's going on, but you can just tell he has no idea what's going on because, let's face it, he has a great body, but he's not Einstein. He has a great tattoo, though.

Whitney and Keith try to figure out how to weasel their way around this and still have their alliance. She wishes they could vote for someone else, but so they keep the alliance together.

And Woody Allen is excited to vote off Ozzy's "hammock sweetheart" and demonstrate to Ozzy that they are all against him.

At TC; Ozzy says they have to stay as strong as possible because it's too early to worry about the merge. Elyse defines what a strong player is, but she speaks really quickly, so forget about me giving a transcriptions. Cochran says they all did a fantastic job at today's challenge, etc. Jim says they had more injuries during today's challenge than from any other challenge. They all have broken teeth, torn lips and gums, and Cochran talks about how he's not been wearing his retainer, so his teeth are in a constant state of flux. It's much like the ever-expanding universe, isn't it?

Keith thinks the idea of getting herpes from the pig challenge was gross, but Keith isn't quite sure what gross means, so why'd he bother talking. Elyse tries to demonstrate empathy for Cochran's situation and the fact that he probably gets picked last for soccer, but Cochran says he doesn't put himself in the experience of getting picked last, so there!

Elyse feels Cochran might actually LIKE going to RI because he loves the game so much, and it would give him a great experience he might otherwise have; that's some of the best spin outside the political arena I've ever heard.

Now the votes:

Cochran
Elyse
Cochran
Elyce (nobody seems able to spell her name)
Dawn
Dawn
Elyse

Ozzy's head drops. The tribe has spoken.

Probst says, oh! It's the first blindside! And you know he's tweeting something ridiculous right this second.

Dogdoc
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09-29-2001

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Dogdoc a private message Print Post    
I could not have eaten that pig meat that had been in everybody's mouthes.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Next time: Keith declares himself a free agent, Cochran hopes Keith keeps being a baby because it makes him stronger, and the IC looks like Cochran screws everything up.

Hantz 2.0 looks so much like Hantz 1.0 that he's giving Coach flashbacks. It's Survivor PTSD.

Then Elyse said something I didn't catch on RI. And that's all folks! Have a great night.

Goddessatlaw
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07-19-2002

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 5:59 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Goddessatlaw a private message Print Post    
Great job again, Tishala - hope Albert in his underoos makes up for having to blog that horrible competition.

Sourweedjm
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04-06-2007

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 6:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sourweedjm a private message Print Post    
i thought ozzy was the free agent

Kady
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07-30-2000

Wednesday, October 12, 2011 - 6:23 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Kady a private message Print Post    
thank you so much tishala....had to work late and it was half over by the time i got home. hubby was watching mythbusters and i didn't have the heart to make him change it. i knew i could find out what happened here. i think reading your recaps was just as good as watching. you are the best!!! :-)