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Roblover
Member
05-17-2011
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:33 pm
Great job, Tish! Hilarious! And where has that Albert guy been hiding? Yummy!
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Tntitanfan
Member
08-03-2001
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:38 pm
Love Albert - voice of reason in the wilderness! And Little Hantz is different from uncle Rusell how? Certainly has the "man of God" lying thing down pat -
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Teachmichigan
Member
07-22-2001
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 7:19 pm
WOOHOO!! I've got Albert in our work Survivor pool, and he finally got to talk tonight! AND he didn't sound dumb! LOVED THE SHOW! 
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Brenda1966
Member
07-02-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 7:31 pm
LOL Tish! Great commentary. Gee Hantz really has issues, "demons" like Coach said. I can understand seeing Mikayla as a threat, as a "Poverty"-like player, but you get rid of her later. You use her strength now. You don't blame her for your own failings as a cheating man. He's looking "loco" like his tattoo. And yes, Albert seems like a wise player. I hope we get to hear more of him! I'm glad the red team won so Chockran gets another week of play.
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Reader234
Member
08-13-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 7:33 pm
Thanks Tish- I was at a Laundromat of all things! and their TV was on the blitz!
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Jimmer
Moderator
08-30-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 7:42 pm
Brilliant spoiling and commentary, Tishala! Christine wins the prize for inexplicably and unnecessarily attacking too early and getting voted out as a result. Hantz has some serious issues with women.
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Sean
Member
02-26-2011
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 7:44 pm
Sorry it's late tonight, folks... Survivor South Pacific Recap: “Ain’t No Chick In This World Gettin’ In The Way Of Me, My Family, And A Million Dollars” http://sfurfaro.blogspot.com/2011/09/survivor-south-pacific-recap-aint-no.html
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Juju2bigdog
Member
10-27-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 8:30 pm
Can you imagine poor little Hantz's wife? And her husband being a horndog wienie on national television? Russell himself must be puking over the kid's weakness of the flesh, lol.
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Lycanthrope
Member
09-19-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 8:46 pm
Tishala, that was awesome spoiling and commentary. You're a natural. Little Hantz blaming Mikayla for his lustful feelings is ridiculous. He needs to go in a hurry. I haven't seen her once come on to or even smile in a provocative way at any of the dudes, and I know that doesn't mean she hasn't done that, but you'd think CBS would show it if they're going to show Lil' Hantz mentioning it over and over again. She seems like a pretty decent, straight forward woman from the editing so far. Christine played a horrible game from day one. When she called out the two returning players as "temporary" she might as well of painted a huge target on her clothes, a la the Pagong tribe from season one. Not sad at all that she's gone. I also liked Albert now that he's had a chance to be seen. I bet he goes a long way in the game. Ozzy is doing well, I think. The way his alliance formed seemed more organic and natural than Coach's. He's still not the brightest guy ever, but I think he'll go further this time than he ever has before. Jim reminds me a lot of Hatch. He's very intelligent...just ask him. I think he can go a long way, also, if his alliance holds out.
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Kitt
Member
09-06-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 9:08 pm
Brandon needs to go. Yep, "demons" is the word. He focuses all his obsession on one woman, when she's not that much different from the others, he blames her for his feelings, and cannot keep his eyes of her. If he doesn't ping that natural "danger" sensor I don't know who does. He seriously makes me nervous, even when I'm sitting here safely on my couch. I hope CBS did their background checks.
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Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 9:22 pm
I agree, he's really creepy. Seems like a very tormented young man.
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Roxip
Member
01-29-2004
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 11:04 pm
I'm superficial...I like to watch Ozzy climb trees.
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 11:24 pm
I agree.. Brandon is such a hypocrit.. he projects his own feelings onto one woman and undoubtedly would work down the line, when it is up to HIM to stay true to his wife and not a single one of them was coming onto him.. but then he gloats about lying to his ally, Coach. Good on Coach for just calling it all out. But as usual, ALL the votes went to women tonight.. Hopefully they will purge themselves of Brandon soon, so he'll have more challenges from others voted out and hopefully not return to the game. I'm guessing he is blaming Parvati for Russell not winning... too bad, so sad.. I do not see any parallel between Mikayla and Parvati.. Mikayla isn't acting girly or flirty, she is coming across as strong and accomplished, which I think is what actually freaks lil Brandon out. Coach is smart to target Christine, who put the target on her own back on day 1.
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Seamonkey
Moderator
09-07-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 11:46 pm
Super spoiling, Tisha.. I had watched already so your commentary was even funnier to read. Now I'm thinking they need to send him to that island with whichever woman is left there and then send Mikayla along. He will implode at having to share that shelter.
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Gemma120in2002
Member
07-05-2003
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 3:17 am
I think that anything Mikayla does is provocative to Hantz 2.0. There she is, blinking provocatively. Look at that provocative walk! She's stirring the food pot in that sultry way she has. Watch her brush her teeth with her marriage-crushing temptress ways! Jezebel! She's picking a bug out of her ear and picking her way right into his heart! More of those seductive tricks and he won't be responsible for his own actions!
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Gemma120in2002
Member
07-05-2003
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 3:19 am
Tishala, you are one of the funniest people I've ever "known"! I always love reading your posts! I remember your classic Rocco's Kitchen posts, and since then, I've been one of your fans!
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Biscottiii
Member
05-29-2004
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 4:09 am
Worst of all.... <93> Hanz has a real issue that coconut throwing (which won their first win), shelter building, let's go fishing - Mikayla - drives <93> Hanz NUTS. He is sexually feeling deprived and none of the women are giving him a glance (why ever would they?). Seriously, he's so short Mikayla height wise towers above him. Hanz can't try to work his Unk Russell's playbook which would seem to take some sweet young woman along with his "game", even though he is covering up his tattoos with his T-shirt (such a sacrifice!). Dude is totally sexually & intelligence-wise frustrated. Poor critter doesn't remember HOW his Uncle got PLAYED and out-witted by young women. AND the dragon slayer now knows his dirty little secret tattoo & insecurities. Coach is gonna play him like a violin. AND Mikayla now knows he is a dirty little sneak! Next week should be fun!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 5:25 am
Tish, I dont say this enough...I adore you!!! You crack me up. I am reminded of your Tish Views that you used to do. Awesome!
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Rosem4243
Member
06-27-2005
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 6:03 am
I thought it was quite telling that Brandon said in his confessional that Mikayla "has every man wrapped around her little finger...except ME". Sooo.......he should be happy about that since his purity is not in danger. But.......he's not happy about it. Hmmmmm.....
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Lilfair
Member
07-09-2003
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 6:20 am
<93>hantz has severe issues with females. Mikayala actually seems to be far from a temptress compared tot many that came before her. Albert, OMG! Awesomely sane! Coach, go get em!
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Jeep
Member
10-17-2001
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 6:23 am
Tish, that was great and spot on! Loved it! I am so glad they voted Christine off. Didn't like her from the first time she opened her mouth with "temporary player". And she's an eye-roller. Every time they showed her at tribal, she was rolling her eyes. I thought she was going to morph into a zombie or something. Don't like eye-rollers. I'm enjoying Coach and Ozzie is easy on the eyes. Albert just came out of no where. I'm going to watch him too. I hope Hanz sticks around for awhile for entertainment value. I'd like to see the rest of them bounce him around for a few weeks while he obsesses over the ladies, one in particular. We may see him explode.
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Tntitanfan
Member
08-03-2001
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 6:30 am
I usually feel that Coach is overly dramatic in his pronouncments, but I think he got this one right - Brandon has demons! Now that everyone on his team knows that he is a liar, hopefully they will beware of making any plans with him. I am thnking he is out of Coach's alliance!
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Moderator
Moderator
06-29-2002
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 6:37 am
No name calling or derogatory nicknames please. Just use the person's real name.
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Lexie_girl
Member
07-30-2004
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 6:43 am
The irony of it all is that Little Hantz ("LH") is obsessing over Mikayla's sultry ways, and Mikayla didn't even know LH was alive until last night's TC. And Mikayla and Parvati are nothing alike. Parvati was blatant about flirting on both of her seasons. Mikayla is too busy working around camp to flirt. LH has serious issues.
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Mizinvanccouver
Member
02-21-2003
| Thursday, September 22, 2011 - 6:53 am
Tish loved your recap, so funny! Hope you can do it again next week! Ok add me to those who found Hantz 2.0 creepy. I'm glad Coach called him out at TC and got what 'he' wanted, Christine out. I can't stand Christine she creeps me out too and her friend was creepy at council with her one bloodshot eye too! When Christine showed up at Redemption Island she came across creepy as well. What did she say? All I remember was if I was the other woman sleeping and woke to Christine saying that I would be freaked out. She sounded like an axe murderer. Only problem now is, that Christine may have a fire lit under her now to get back at Coach. I predict she wins the first Redemption Island challenge. Ok, last season they liked to zoom in spiders but last night they zoomed in on this black gooey thing, anyone else catch that? Anyone know what that was?
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