Author |
Message |
Biscottiii
Member
05-29-2004
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 1:08 am
Survivor night Folks! Uh ooooh, Cockran I think they're coming for YOU and not just to shave your measly scrawny beard! Don't hold me to this Folks, I could be wrong. But I DO think it's going to be slightly uncomfortable for poor dear Cochran tonight after last week's vote. Survivor: South Pacific Cut Throat
|
Cinnamongirl
Member
01-10-2001
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 12:19 pm
Woohoo! Looking forward to tonights show... although I imagine the first bit will be kinda tough to stomach. I'm hoping TeamOzzy will be voted out one by one...buh bye!! and don't let the palm frond hit you on the way out ;)
|
Mameblanche
Member
08-24-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 12:57 pm
Ditto - and ROFL - Ms. Cinnamon!
|
Jimmer
Moderator
08-30-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 2:15 pm
Looking forward to tonight. I'm always happy to see this thread!
|
Lilfair
Member
07-09-2003
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 2:21 pm
Co singing Cinn's post.
|
Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:06 pm
And on tonight's Survivor.... At Te Tuna, night 21, Ozzy wants to talk to Cochran alone; Woody says it had nothing to do with getting back at Ozzy, but with not leaving it to chance by pulling a rock out of a bag. Hantz 2.0 can't leave well enough alone, so he has to butt in, saying he wants to make sure it's not getting out of hand. They tell him to piss off. Ozzy says in a confessional that it's the way a weiner plays; Jim says he's a poor excuse for a man; Whitney says you realize I saved you three times, Keith and I, when you were on the chopping block. "You got a lot to learn, buddy. You disgust me." COchran crosses over to the other tribe, literally, as he stands with them around the campfire. He's being told not to feel bad when he did what was right. Whitney bemoans losing 6 weeks of her life (like you were going to win, Whitney!), and Jim calls him a piece of poop, but less graciously than moi. And I have to admit, I am sympathetic to his former tribemates who, despite anything else, also kept him in the game.
|
Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:14 pm
Yet another gross challenge courtesy of Survivor. I missed the first 10 minutes, dammit.
|
Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:14 pm
Te Tuna, Day 22 Coach thinks he pulled off an 'amazing feat" at tribal council and it's cause for celebration. It seems to me he didn't do a whole hell of a lot, but whatever. So Coach celebrates by doing Tai Chi and hoping he can stay humble. Here's guessing that's not going to happen. Woody tells Coach he might like to see Ozzy go, but on a personal level, his target would be Jim. "Really?" Coach asks, in what must be a rhetorical question. Ozzy says he's going to keep fighting. Immunity Challenge (at 10 minutes into the show?)... Throw coconuts, get them into the ring. Dawn is in, looking for three more. Whitney, Jim, and Sophie. All the rest are out. Coach eyes Ozzy, licking his lips at the possibility of eliminating him. The four who tent forward have to crack coconuts open, get coconut water in their mouths, go through an obstacle course, then spit it into a container in what will be a giant celebration of coco-saliva. Jim is in the lead, Whitney seems to be doing well. Jim is almost there...Sophie is too, Probst tells Sophie, "ya gotta move girl," and what woman hasn't liked hearing that? Sophie basically pukes up coco-saliva on the obstacle course and Jim wins immunity. Another hideous challenge.
|
Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:31 pm
At Te Tuna, hantz 2.0 looks plaintively toward Ozzy, and asks "how many times do you get to vote him out of this game?" and Woody says, "apparently two." Ozzy tells Coach he doesn't want to leave the game, and Coach tells Ozzy he doesn't want him to leave, either, and then, in a confessional, quotes Marcus Aurilius. They have a bro-hug, and then Dawn offers Coach a pillow. She says the Savaii are going to go down in flames. Jim, the marijuana dispenser/poker player, calls Woody "the poorest excuse for a man I know." Jim tells Ozzy he's going to give him the Immunity necklace tonight. He hopes to give a rousing speech at TC to get some of the Upolo to vote against Cochran. Ozzy says that if Jim really gives him the Immunity Necklace tonight, he believes he will. And Ozzy is in silhouette looking plaintively at the sea, his long brunette locks flowing gently in the breeze. At TC Woody says Jim was the most vocal critic of his decision; Jim says he barks the loudest and was admittedly somewhat immature. Woody says something that offended his tribemates (help here! what'd he say?), and they all agree it was offensive, but you can't pick up everything when you're typing and watching simultaneously. Hantz 2.0 says he understands why Woody did what he did, and yaps about integrity and all his other hooey. Woody says he was made to feel small by Ozzy for reasons he doesn't articulate very well. Jim says he might give the necklace to Ozzy--wide eyes!--and it strikes me now that it's a poker move. Jim says they should vote out Cochran....too much talking and I'm not getting all of it. Ozzy says if he goes to RI, he's not feeding 11 people; he's feeding himself and he's going to come back strong. Probst suggests that if he comes back, it will be about him coming back for vengeance. Probst: will you give up the Immunity necklace? Nah, he's going to keep it. Votes: Ozzy Cochran Ozzy Cochran (misspelled) Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy says, "you guys fell for my master plan!" Snuffed. Probst says you will have a chance to get back in this game. "You'd better believe it!," Ozzy says excitedly. Confessional Ozzy says he took big risks and played hard and now he's ready to take it to redemption. Keith, at RI, says we were betrayed, man! Totally! And suddenly it sounds like the mall.
|
Colordeagua
Member
10-24-2003
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:32 pm
Before the immunity challenge, Ozzy said he was going to win every one. Yeah, right. So he is going to win on RI? Maybe and maybe NOT.
|
Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:35 pm
Ozzie catches a spectacular fish, he and Keith are feasting.
|
Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:38 pm
Uhhh - unbelievably gross shot of Rick eating.
|
Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:41 pm
Sorry I'm not being funny tonight. Too much to type and too low on energy to add snark.... RI Day 23.... Ozzy gets to explore the reef and seeing him diving is really beautiful. He gets big fish, "the biggest fish I ever caught," he estimates 15 pounds. Sashimi on Survivor! Keith says, "the freshest fish I've ever had," and, honestly, how could the fish possibly have been fresher and why would Keith need to say that? And while I'm at it, why does Ozzy have fins for diving? Do they outfit them with a bunch of good stuff at RI and we don't know about it? Or is this just a way to get film of Ozzy diving. Another Immunity Challenge: They can compete....or have pastries and iced coffee. Coach's friends sit out. Ball balance on bow while balancing on pole. Edna seductively licks a cupcake. Coach has pastries overflowing his mouth. Hantz 2.0 says something looks "re-dunk-ulous" and he is going to eat a muffin. Jim is out. Probst says you have no chance at immunity, yeah I know!, Jim responds. Dawn is trying to make nice, saying she wants to stay in this so they can eat because "we're all one tribe now"; Coach and Hantz 2.0, who seemingly has to comment on everything, say she's been incredible. OMG. Hantz says "I'm out" because he's eaten so much, and he rests his hand on Woody's shoulder; Woody gives it, literally, a maternal pat. Gross. Dawn is out despite everyone cheering her on; Whitney wins immunity. Whitney says, "you can tell who they love more." Albert says he felt they were too inclusive of Dawn at the challenge and he wants to nip this in the bud. He probably also wants to take Jim along because he recognizes that Jim has, frankly, a repugnant personality.
|
Csnog
Member
07-18-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:42 pm
I think Cochrans name was blurred out.
|
Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:44 pm
I think it was blurred out because it was intentionally misspelled as a synonym for male genitalia
|
Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:45 pm
Has Woody Allen ever done a cowboy movie?
|
Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:50 pm
Does Little Hantz ever just shut. up? No one was talking to him, but here he comes to interject his ridiculous opinions.
|
Reenie
Member
06-24-2006
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:51 pm
Cochran in that cowboy outfit is so silly! And I just hate that Coach is running the show! Hantz 2.0 is on my nerves.
|
Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:54 pm
Woody doing his "Dragon Slayer" schtick and honestly he looks like some Brooklyn Hasidim. Jim says Woody is playing the "most brilliant third place game I can imagine." Jim approaches Albert and Sophie with some crazy plan; Albert, looking beautiful, doesn't want Dawn "slowly but surely eaking her way into our alliance." Dawn says she has been good at bringing people together. ALbert and Sophie talk; they are obviously closer to each other than they are to Coach or Hantz 2.0 or the others. Coach gives us a stupid jungle metaphor. Jim is the rhino, Dawn is the snake. They can both kill you, but hopefully we're going to send the right person home tonight. Probst asks Sophie who's more of a threat in challenges. She says Dawn is more likeable, but if she were choosing teams, she'd pick Jim every time. Dawn says she wouldn't have eaten the food today, and Hantz 2.0 has to speak up, like always, because he likes to be in the position of righteousness. Hantz is now pretending Dawn says "I can't believe you ate," which is not something she said at all, but it allows him to be even more indignant. And now he says "none of us are going to stop until that entire tribe is like..." and he gestures with his hand. Whitney gives tearful speech about how she's been vilified when she hasn't been a bad person and hasn't been the things they've been saying. And Hantz 2.0 gets his righteous indignation on some more, always ending his sentences with a look of disgust, as if someone just farted loudly, because he's so sure he's in the right. Votes: Edna Edna Edna Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim I just realized how DIRTY Jim's shirt is. Coach smirks. As Hantz 2.0 gets thinner, his nose looks bigger. Maybe he's like Pinocchio and, every time he lies or acts self-righteous, it grows? Coach sarcastically waves bye bye to Jim.
|
Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:58 pm
Albert makes a big move, but Coach is onto him ("anyone who goes against The Family" something or another). At RI, Ozzy lies in wait. (I think that should be "lays in wait," but whatever) At RI, we see Jim, Keith, and Ozzy. Jim says, "weren't we supposed to be the final three?" and it really is a funny moment.
|
Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 6:59 pm
Great job spoiling again tonight, Tish. They sure didn't give you much to work with. I thought there'd at least be all kinds of fire and brimstone between Cochran and his tribe, but even that sounded kind of lame.
|
Biscottiii
Member
05-29-2004
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 7:07 pm
Thanks Tishala. Great spoiling and now I can't wait to watch!
|
Nerovh
Member
06-11-2005
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 7:13 pm
What was that noise? Why, I believe it was the sound of the toilet flushing as the last of my hopes for this season head down into the sewers to be gobbled up by the ginormous alligator that no doubt lives there. They should change the tribe name to "The Insufferables". And that's about all I can say about tonight's episode.
|
Sean
Member
02-26-2011
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 7:53 pm
Here is my recap for tonight's episode: Survivor South Pacific Recap: “Pastries, Coconuts, and Two Tribal Councils” http://sfurfaro.blogspot.com/2011/11/survivor-south-pacific-recap-pastries.html
|
Iluvreality
Member
05-08-2011
| Wednesday, November 09, 2011 - 7:54 pm
I thought we weren't going to have multiple person challenges on RI... Very predictable tonight. Yeah, if you are a good player it is better to go to RI. You only have to compete against 1 person(usually). You don't make anyone angry because you don't vote them out.
|
|
|
|