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Biscottiii
Member
05-29-2004
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 12:02 am
Looks like tonight is going to be a good one! Pull out the popcorn! Survivor: South Pacific “He Has Demons”
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Kappy
Member
06-28-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 12:06 am
Two minutes after midnight ~ Love it! "He has demons" ~ Leave it to Coach to figure it out first.
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Biscottiii
Member
05-29-2004
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 12:15 am
Yeah, my egg-timer went off just right tonight!
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Reenie
Member
06-24-2006
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 4:22 am
Biscottiii - 2 minutes after midnight! I'm impressed. We count on you!
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Jimmer
Moderator
08-30-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:58 am
Nicely done. It's going to be a good one! 
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Jezzedout
Member
09-07-2006
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 3:06 pm

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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 3:42 pm
Looking forward to the show tonight.
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Reenie
Member
06-24-2006
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:10 pm
Who found the Immunity Idol? Do we know?
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Kappy
Member
06-28-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:11 pm
Dang - totally forgot this is on tonight. You would think I would've adapted by now to it being Wednesdays!

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Reenie
Member
06-24-2006
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:13 pm
Me too Kappy...my daughter mentioned it to me and I said "what"? It's Wednesday....LOL
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:14 pm
Jeebus, Coach is referring to himself as "the dragon slayer" again, and trying to get in good with Edna. Stacy and Christine seem to be tight, and Edna's an anesthesiologist, so she's used to dealing with people who have slightly more personality than Coach does. And Coach's boxer briefs scare the hell out of me. Way too much movement there. Woody Allen is taking the initiative by cracking coconuts, which will prepare him for his legal career of busting balls. He's excited about the fruit of his labors, which creeps somebody out because it's like his child, but I think Woody has to be concerned about Onanism and all that. Ozzy is flying through the trees like a monkey looking for the idol. And....he FINDS the idol because rocks in trees are pretty good hints. But listening to him talk about it, I think there might be rocks in other inopportune places, like his noggin.
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:23 pm
Coach feels awesome, just like Hantz 2.0, and tried to cuddle with him last night. Hantz says he wants to play with honor and integrity like ol' Coach himself, so he starts quoting the Bible and eventually reveals his secret identity, which makes ol' Coach's jaw "literally" drop. Still, Hantz 2.0 wants to keep his identity on the DL, but Hantz 2.0 doesn't really strike me as a DL type guy. Coach believes Hantz 2.0 is trustworthy and, incredibly from where I'm sitting, leads a prayer. At the other tribe, the guys went on a fishing trip, and the marijuana dispenser/poker player got to put in play his magical 3+2 plan, which involves Elyse, Whitney, Keith, Ozzy, and Jim: guess which are the +2 (hint: they have vaginas). And we get a shot of an embarrassingly nerdy Cochran waving at the boys from the shore. Heck, I'm a nerd and *I'd* bully him.
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:25 pm
I guess this means we have combined Reward and Immunity Challenges again this season. I don't like that. That's the worst part of redemption island
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:35 pm
Oh, we just missed Coach's bare ass; one of the first times I'm happy for pixilation. Hantz is still annoyed by Mikeyla or however you spell her name; Hantz calls her Parvati because, he says several times, she's "seductive" and is willing to use that. Oh, and like last week, she tempts him and "ain't nobody...getting between me and my million dollars." And Christine's search for the HII continues; persistence pays off as she finds the clue. Happily, she sticks the clue down the front of her pants, so she can sell that to some fetishist on ebay for a lot of money. Here comes a challenge: some complicated challenge I can't describe. The reward will be bankies, pillows, a hammock, and a mat. Oh, they are on the pole, just like at a sleazy bar, and they are all girls on the pole, just like at a sleazy bar, except for Woody Allen, who is not skilled at pole dancing. The blue tribe has its key and has unlocked their tribe members. Hours later, the key for the red team finally comes free, but Dawn is an English Professor, so she has no idea how to get the key off the ribbon. Now they are all working on sliding pieces hither and thither...it looks like the red team has made up tons of time, which is exciting Woody Allen to no end. The red team wins. Coach is disgusted; the guy with the 70s gay porn star mustache and cowboy hat appears angry. Get ready for tribal council! Hantz 2.0 says he's gonna make sure Mikeyla gets sent home tonight. She's such a temptress!
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:54 pm
Christine is making fun of the guys for being slugs during the challenge. Coach thinks they should go 3, 3, and 3--try to get rid of one of them. I have no idea what he's talking about, but Hantz 2.0 is confused. He's still wanting to get rid of her because he's "faithful to his wife," whatever that means. Is she making him unfaithful? But coach understands his tragic lack of logic; Coach himself is a master of tragically lacking logic. Coach thinks Christine would be a better choice, and Mikayla is thrown out of the strategy session. Coach is paranoid and Mikayla is convinced they think she's "not trustable"--yes, she said that word. Christine is planning to anesthetize the anesthesiologist. This has turned into a minor civil war among the tribe members: Hantz 2.0 says he wants Mikayla gone "period....period." "She has every guy around here wrapped around her finger." Blah blah blah. Coach realizes that Hantz 2.0 is a control freak and is willing to do whatever it takes to get his result. And TC: Brandon thinks he made a good first impression, especially because he kept his tattoos covered. Coach thinks he helped to keep the tribe strong, but he reveals that he heard Stacy and Christine wanted to vote out Mikayala; the ladies object and Coach is acting like a complete jerk, claiming he doesn't want Mikayla to go home tonight, which is technically true, but it's all an effort to get what he wants. Christine wants to know where he heard it from; Hantz 2.0 wants them to "simmer down" because he doesn't want to be exposed. Christine says coach is threatened by him and essentially calls him a whiny little girl. Poor Hantz 2.0 looks completely constipated, then finally comes clean about telling them to vote for Mikayla, so now Coach rolls his eyes and is COMPLETELY disgusted he put his eggs into a Hantz basket again. JP correctly observes that this all reveals a good deal about character, but he has no idea what's about to happen. And we vote. We see no votes....so it's going to be a surprise for me, too. Sophie Edna Christine Stacy (all the women have votes) Christine Stacy Christine Stacy 2nd voted out: Christine. Now she heads to Redemption Island. Jeff says they need to work on trust. Oh, JP, you never state the obvious, do you, obvious guy?
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:56 pm
Tish, holy shit you are a natural spoiler!!! Great job!!!! And from the left coast, no less. All that crap and not a single vote for Mikayla? Dah hell? I want Hantz out.
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 5:58 pm
Oh, and hello Albert? I never noticed you before, but after your brief comments at tribal? I'm a fan.
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:00 pm
iTA about Albert
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Colordeagua
Member
10-24-2003
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:01 pm
Hantz 2.0 didn't vote for Mikayla??
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:08 pm
OK, Tish, I just took the time to look back through your running commentary/spoiling and you just cracked my shit up. How you managed to capture everything along with your stream of consciousness is beyond me. LOLOLOL!!! You should be paid for this.
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Jag2000
Member
07-01-2009
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:11 pm
Love Albert, also. Where has he been hiding? Hantz 2.0 is crazy. He's afraid that the nice girls make him distracted and looking at them is like sinning. How old is he?
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:13 pm
Thanks GAL. I'm really bad at spoiling though because I put too many jokes and too few facts in there.
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Shenanagon
Member
07-28-2009
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:14 pm
Thanks Tishala!!!!
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Goddessatlaw
Member
07-19-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:16 pm
Seriously, Tish, your spoiling has a masterstroke to it. You definitely channeled what I was thinking and took it to a couple of levels beyond. Funny, funny, funny. Did I say funny? I love the funny. Thank you for this.
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Dipo
Member
04-23-2002
| Wednesday, September 21, 2011 - 6:18 pm
Extra kudoo's that was some excellent spoiling Tishala!!!! I can't wait to watch the show.
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