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Archive through February 22, 2006

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Naja
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06-28-2003

Friday, December 23, 2005 - 12:17 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Naja a private message Print Post    
Eeyoreslament, that was funny! I also laughed awhile back at 2 other things. When Lorraine Bracco was on and kept licking her fingers while they were cooking, I could feel Martha SEETHING inside..LOL And when George Foreman was on for his grill, and Martha had the nerve to say something like "I don't believe in fighting"..LOL I think she is so socially awkward. Can you imagine if someone said to her "I don't believe in making your home and holidays all frilly". She would have a conniption...LOL

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Friday, December 23, 2005 - 12:35 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
I loved how Ms. Stewart had Dawna and Bethany stand up and "model" those farchadat skirts from Claiborne. LOL. Those schmatte looked awful on the models...ya think that drek is going to look better on Dawna?

Idolworship
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05-07-2003

Friday, December 23, 2005 - 12:56 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Idolworship a private message Print Post    
Sooooo Great! I knew I could get the Page Six story, here, even though I'm not a "member" of the Page Six foolishness. 'Dont know what I believe, of it, but I do appreciate your posting it, Pixieduster.}}

Eeyoreslament
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07-20-2003

Friday, December 23, 2005 - 1:16 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Eeyoreslament a private message Print Post    
Anything is an improvement on Dawna.

Missyb
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07-28-2004

Monday, December 26, 2005 - 9:09 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Missyb a private message Print Post    
Did anyone listen to or hear Alexsis' radio show, which she hawked on the finale, for what she really thought of the candidates ?

Sunshyne4u
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06-17-2003

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 2:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Sunshyne4u a private message Print Post    
Wonder if we could find a link or transcript online? I'd be interested.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 2:40 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
Yesterday Leslie was on Hardball on MSNBC and she was described as a "former Bush Adviser on Hispanic Education." Here I thought she worked for Rep. Bonilla. Maybe Leslie is padding that old resume between the holidays when nobody is watching.

Biscottiii
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05-29-2004

Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 8:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Biscottiii a private message Print Post    
Clearing out old files and ran onto this joke. Hope there's no objections if I post it here, seems like a good spot:

MARTHA vs. MAXINE

Martha's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Maxine's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway!

Martha's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Maxine's Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Maxine's Way: Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha's Way: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Maxine's Way: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!"

Martha's Way: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.

Maxine's Way: Celery? Never heard of it!

Martha's Way: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Maxine's Way: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't.

Martha's Way: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Maxine's Way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!

Martha's Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Maxine's Way: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

Martha's Way: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Maxine's Way: Leftover wine? HEL-LO!

Pamy
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01-02-2002

Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 8:41 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Pamy a private message Print Post    
ROTF I love Maxine!!

Konamouse
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07-16-2001

Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 9:37 pm   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Konamouse a private message Print Post    
ROTFLMAO!!!



Alisons
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01-10-2003

Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 7:26 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Alisons a private message Print Post    
I have to admit, I miss seeing Martha on Apprentice. I've started taping her daytime show.

Babyjaxmom
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10-20-2002

Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 10:18 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Babyjaxmom a private message Print Post    
Thanks for the chuckle, Biscottiii. All of us who'll never live up to Martha's impossible standards thank you!

Ocean_islands
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09-07-2000

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 4:10 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Ocean_islands a private message Print Post    
Donald Trashes Martha

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Hukdonreality
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09-29-2003

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 5:44 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Hukdonreality a private message Print Post    
I heard about that on Entertainment Tonight or some such show. Dumpy Trump

Fiat
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10-07-2004

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 7:07 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Fiat a private message Print Post    
Yikes! That was brutal. Is that for real?

Fruitbat
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08-07-2000

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 7:56 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Fruitbat a private message Print Post    
I doubt this happened. It is totally out of character. His new season is about to begin and his show or reputation has not be tarnished by Stewarts lack luster effort.

Karuuna
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08-31-2000

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:01 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Karuuna a private message Print Post    
It was on CNN this morning, so does appear to be true.

Julieboo
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02-05-2002

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:25 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Julieboo a private message Print Post    
Boy it sure does seem unreal. Donald, why do you feel so threatened?

Naja
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06-28-2003

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:30 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Naja a private message Print Post    
Wow, that really was quite harsh, but I sort of can't help agreeing with him on one point "The real estate mogul even trashed Stewart's daughter, Alexis, for being monosyllabic on the show"..LOL I remember thinking that myself.

Adven
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02-06-2001

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:41 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Adven a private message Print Post    
The fact the letter became public and the timing - Donald's Apprentice starts Monday - makes me suspicious that this is more about publicity than any real animosity.

Tishala
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08-01-2000

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:33 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Tishala a private message Print Post    
ITA Adven.

Mocha
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08-12-2001

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:37 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
This show still comes on?

Karuuna
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08-31-2000

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:43 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Karuuna a private message Print Post    
Nah. Martha and The Donald are just still fighting about it. She says it's his fault her show failed. Then he wrote a scathing return letter blaming her.

Whether it's a real fallout or a publicity stunt for Donald's new season is still a toss up.

Happymom
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01-20-2003

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:45 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Happymom a private message Print Post    
Mocha, no it doesn't. I don't think it ever will again.

I'm disappointed to hear about them both bickering, I think I remember reading some comments Martha made as well. But Adven has a good point, it probably is just for publicity.

Mocha
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08-12-2001

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:51 am   Edit Post Move Post Delete Post View Post Send Mocha a private message Print Post    
Oh ok thx. I didn't like Martha's show and I stopped watching Donald's bout 2 seasons ago. And I concur bout the publicity angle.