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Naja
Member
06-28-2003
| Friday, December 23, 2005 - 12:17 pm
Eeyoreslament, that was funny! I also laughed awhile back at 2 other things. When Lorraine Bracco was on and kept licking her fingers while they were cooking, I could feel Martha SEETHING inside..LOL And when George Foreman was on for his grill, and Martha had the nerve to say something like "I don't believe in fighting"..LOL I think she is so socially awkward. Can you imagine if someone said to her "I don't believe in making your home and holidays all frilly". She would have a conniption...LOL
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Friday, December 23, 2005 - 12:35 pm
I loved how Ms. Stewart had Dawna and Bethany stand up and "model" those farchadat skirts from Claiborne. LOL. Those schmatte looked awful on the models...ya think that drek is going to look better on Dawna?
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Idolworship
Member
05-07-2003
| Friday, December 23, 2005 - 12:56 pm
Sooooo Great! I knew I could get the Page Six story, here, even though I'm not a "member" of the Page Six foolishness. 'Dont know what I believe, of it, but I do appreciate your posting it, Pixieduster.}}
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Eeyoreslament
Member
07-20-2003
| Friday, December 23, 2005 - 1:16 pm
Anything is an improvement on Dawna.
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Missyb
Member
07-28-2004
| Monday, December 26, 2005 - 9:09 am
Did anyone listen to or hear Alexsis' radio show, which she hawked on the finale, for what she really thought of the candidates ?
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Sunshyne4u
Member
06-17-2003
| Tuesday, December 27, 2005 - 2:45 am
Wonder if we could find a link or transcript online? I'd be interested.
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, December 28, 2005 - 2:40 pm
Yesterday Leslie was on Hardball on MSNBC and she was described as a "former Bush Adviser on Hispanic Education." Here I thought she worked for Rep. Bonilla. Maybe Leslie is padding that old resume between the holidays when nobody is watching.
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Biscottiii
Member
05-29-2004
| Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 8:37 pm
Clearing out old files and ran onto this joke. Hope there's no objections if I post it here, seems like a good spot: MARTHA vs. MAXINE Martha's Way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! Martha's Way: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Maxine's Way: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year. Martha's Way: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Maxine's Way: Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. Martha's Way: If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Maxine's Way: If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" Martha's Way: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Maxine's Way: Celery? Never heard of it! Martha's Way: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Maxine's Way: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I don't. Martha's Way: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine's Way: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! Martha's Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Maxine's Way: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. Martha's Way: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine's Way: Leftover wine? HEL-LO!
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Pamy
Member
01-02-2002
| Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 8:41 pm
ROTF I love Maxine!!
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Konamouse
Member
07-16-2001
| Saturday, January 21, 2006 - 9:37 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!

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Alisons
Member
01-10-2003
| Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 7:26 am
I have to admit, I miss seeing Martha on Apprentice. I've started taping her daytime show.
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Babyjaxmom
Member
10-20-2002
| Sunday, January 22, 2006 - 10:18 am
Thanks for the chuckle, Biscottiii. All of us who'll never live up to Martha's impossible standards thank you!
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Ocean_islands
Member
09-07-2000
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 4:10 am
Donald Trashes Martha link
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Hukdonreality
Member
09-29-2003
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 5:44 am
I heard about that on Entertainment Tonight or some such show. Dumpy Trump
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Fiat
Member
10-07-2004
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 7:07 am
Yikes! That was brutal. Is that for real?
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Fruitbat
Member
08-07-2000
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 7:56 am
I doubt this happened. It is totally out of character. His new season is about to begin and his show or reputation has not be tarnished by Stewarts lack luster effort.
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Karuuna
Board Administrator
08-31-2000
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:01 am
It was on CNN this morning, so does appear to be true.
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Julieboo
Member
02-05-2002
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:25 am
Boy it sure does seem unreal. Donald, why do you feel so threatened?
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Naja
Member
06-28-2003
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:30 am
Wow, that really was quite harsh, but I sort of can't help agreeing with him on one point "The real estate mogul even trashed Stewart's daughter, Alexis, for being monosyllabic on the show"..LOL I remember thinking that myself.
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Adven
Member
02-06-2001
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 8:41 am
The fact the letter became public and the timing - Donald's Apprentice starts Monday - makes me suspicious that this is more about publicity than any real animosity.
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Tishala
Member
08-01-2000
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:33 am
ITA Adven.
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:37 am
This show still comes on?
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Karuuna
Board Administrator
08-31-2000
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:43 am
Nah. Martha and The Donald are just still fighting about it. She says it's his fault her show failed. Then he wrote a scathing return letter blaming her. Whether it's a real fallout or a publicity stunt for Donald's new season is still a toss up.
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Happymom
Member
01-20-2003
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:45 am
Mocha, no it doesn't. I don't think it ever will again. I'm disappointed to hear about them both bickering, I think I remember reading some comments Martha made as well. But Adven has a good point, it probably is just for publicity.
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Mocha
Member
08-12-2001
| Wednesday, February 22, 2006 - 10:51 am
Oh ok thx. I didn't like Martha's show and I stopped watching Donald's bout 2 seasons ago. And I concur bout the publicity angle.
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